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Greetings! Today is July 8, 1998.

As for today’s weather,

the temperature has shattered records from several past years.

The recorded temperature for today has reached 49.5 degrees Celsius.

Is it working?

Only the logos are visible, but the photo isn't.

How about now?

No.

In the coming days, the heat will intensify considerably.

Take the milk, brother.

Now, is it working?

Still not working.

Hurry up, I need to leave. - Is it working now?

The temperature keeps increasing.

It should be working by now, right?

It has arrived. - Why are you silent?

It has arrived.

Is it working now? - Yes, it has arrived.

Is it working?

This is beyond the reach of an average person.

Is it working? - Yes.

Ah! Ah!

Hurry, Kammo's screaming. Let's go, quickly!

Wasn't the delivery still a week away?

He couldn't wait to enter the world.

You have taken the stap, now take responsibility

Huh?

"Celebrate, celebrate"

"Pass around the sweets"

"The rain arrived, no clouds in sight"

"The guest has been welcomed with open arms"

Kammo, what shall we call him?

He's mischievous, let's name him Illti.

Alright.

"He causes chaos, our beloved prince"

"The apple of our eye"

"Ew!"

"Forgive us"

"Please forgive us"

"Forgive us"

"Forgive us"

"Please forgive us"

"Forgive us"

"Now, it’s your turn!"

"Today, the player’s in for a beating"

"My adversary turned out to be a novice"

"A slap was delivered, and sparks flew"

[gibberish]

oh he knows the magic too

[gibberish]

What did you just do?

It’s a mantra for strength. Here, give it a try too.

"Going back and forth, soaring up and down"

"Drifting away like a puff of smoke"

"Forgive us"

"Please forgive us"

"Forgive us"

"Forgive us"

"Please forgive us"

"Forgive us"

Who does that kite belong to?

Hey, cut it out, man!

Cut, cut, cut...!

What?

No kite battles today.

There’s definitely going to be one today.

Please, man!

Stop it, guys. This is my love’s kite.

Oh, the kite battle is definitely on now.

You fight kites with us too, don’t you?

Don’t do it, man!

Stop it, otherwise, your mom will complain later that I hurt you.

Stop it, or things are going to get worse.

Things are bound to escalate.

You little troublemaker!

Let your kite soar. - Oh, oh!

Hey, hey, hey!

The kite has been cut!

"The kite has been cut" - "Oh, my!"

"The kite has flown away!" - "Oh, my!"

"A fight has erupted" - "Oh, my!"

"The atmosphere is tense" - "Oh, my!"

Illti’s love is drifting away! Come on, let's catch it!

"Tease the devil"

"And be ready for a slap in return"

"Totally defeated!"

Step back! Step back, step back!

Wait a minute.

Hey, beautiful! Look at this.

What’s this? - A kite.

I can see that, but why did you put our picture on it?

Today, I have openly confessed my love.

You fool! Why do you have to humiliate me, Illti?

It's not humiliation, it's our love soaring like a kite.

These little ones put up a strong fight to steal this kite,

but Illti won’t let them take it.

Illti, I can’t figure out what you’re always up to.

Alright, fine, we’ll talk later.

I’m really busy, bye.

Hey! Okay, bye! Love you.

Hey, leave it! Leave it!

You’ve already made an impression on her.

Leave it, little one!

Leave it!

May he fall and burn under the scorching sun,

and may insects swarm all over his legs.

He is causing trouble for the whole village.

He is engaging in a kite fight with children.

Doesn't he feel ashamed?

May a venomous snake strike him! I curse him!

May his platelet count drop!

May everything go wrong for him who troubles the entire village.

If anything had happened to my son today, I would have killed him.

Save your anger for later.

First, drink some water. Here, sit down.

You're fuming with anger. Your blood pressure will skyrocket.

Let it go, sister-in-law, forgive him.

You!

You should be ashamed!

You've been asking for forgiveness since the moment he was born.

Don't let your blood pressure get out of hand.

Here, take this ointment and apply it to your son.

Ah! He burned my hip!

Curse the day you were born!

Go to hell!

Why can't you just stay put?

Here, take this and apply it to the old man.

Move! Idiot.

May my ship sink, may I lose everything!

May I be infested by insects, may a dengue mosquito bite me.

May a rod pierce my leg!

May lightning strike, may the earth split open,

and may I become a ghost buried beneath the ground.

Let every misfortune fall upon me!

Is that what you meant?

This was left.

Done.

The problem is, I'm tired of seeing the same faces in this house.

I need a new face in this house.

The same uncle, the same old grandpa, the same dad.

I need freshness in the house. I need glamour.

Bring someone into this house who can make me happy.

Dad...

Dad, get me married.

Please put a garland around my neck.

No one will ever give you an ox's chain, let alone a garland.

You don't do any family business!

And you're too embarrassed to ask for blessings.

Family! Family! Family!

Improve yourself!

Dad, find me a wife. She'll turn me into a man.

What did you say? - What?

The wife thing?

Dad, find me a wife. She'll turn me into a man.

Dad, find me a wife. She'll turn me into a man.

Dad, find me a wife. She'll turn me into a man.

Dad, find me a wife. She'll turn me into a man.

Dad, find me a wife.. - She'll turn me into a man.

She'll turn me into a man. Give me 10 rupees, Uncle.

You can take it tomorrow at 5 a.m. - Illti, come here.

Yes, Mom?

Why are you being so mischievous?

I'm not mischievous, I just have pinworms.

What medicine should I give you for the pinworms?

There's a medicine.

She's beautiful

and sweet.

Mom. - Yes?

We love each other.

Stupid! Why do you embarrass me, Illti?

Oh, my goodness!

Hand me the scarf.

Arrange my marriage.

I am so proud of you.

My son’s father, my son has managed the garland.

Tomorrow, put a noose around his neck.

Get him married.

Bring him a wife.

[gibberish]

Daughter-in-law! - Daughter-in-law!

Daughter-in-law! - Daughter-in-law!

How long has this relationship been going on?

Three months. - Really? That long?

We're into the third month now.

The third month has begun.

The third month has begun.

Oh, my goodness!

What you're doing?

You rogue!

Don’t make me meet God, just keep driving straight.

Oh!

Let's go.

You stay here. - Fix my wedding.

Can you do that? - Stay there, I’ll take care of it.

The house seems to be filled with a festive atmosphere.

Here, take this.

Hold this.

Start singing.

The milk now has a creamy layer. Congratulations to you.

You had half a glass at the bar. - You didn't do a good job.

Why did you argue? - May your good deeds be rewarded.

Wishing you long life, sir. May your fortune flourish.

May your pride remain unshaken, and your hands never go empty.

He’s so tight-fisted. - At least offer us some tea or juice.

Give us 5100 rupees as your blessing.

Or else, your true nature will show.

Stop, stop, why are you joking? Come, sit down.

First, have some tea.

We’ll have tea too, but first, agree to one thing.

Yes, tell me, what do you want?

Your daughter’s hand for my son.

I’ll bring it.

Bittu, come with me.

They've all gone inside.

The girl's hand must be quite heavy.

Oh! - Looks like they’ve agreed.

Hey, come on.

Hurry up, let's go.

Wait! - Let's go. Hurry up!

Come here. - So much joy.

Wait, wait, take the hand with you.

Did they give their consent?

They were absolutely thrilled.

Then why are you running away?

We just couldn’t cope with their joy.

They were imposing it on us at gunpoint.

Seriously?

I knew Pinky would stand by me.

Love you, Pinky! Muah!

Ugh! Talking about Pinky!

Why didn’t you tell me earlier that the girl was already engaged?

Engaged to someone else? With whom?

To someone she’s been in love with for eight months.

Take this kiss and hold on to it.

Pinky betrayed me.

Ugh, Pinky!

She left me! She left me!

I can't take this anymore.

I'm going to jump into the river.

You can catch a ride later.

Okay. - Fine, go ahead, jump!

Our love wasn’t this cheap, darling.

You've humiliated me in public.

You could have told me earlier that you had someone else.

I wouldn't have sent my family to your place.

Did you ask me before sending your family?

And there was nothing between us?

Then what was this for the past three months?

That was a situationship.

Not a relationship?

Did I ever say I love you?

No. - Then?

You used me.

You ate, drank, and then betrayed me.

Wait a minute, I’ve got snot in my nose.

I won’t die without you.

Good, now leave me alone.

I won't let go until I settle the score.

Get lost.

Find a car.

You are looking for a car?

If I had known earlier, I would’ve just brought my bike.

What are you doing here?

Don’t create a scene, things will escalate.

Just give me my money and I’ll leave.

What money?

Darling, it’s been three months of our relationship.

Burgers, pizzas, and other snacks cost ten thousand rupees.

Mojitos and cold coffees cost five thousand rupees.

Boat rides and corns by the lake cost five thousand rupees.

And five thousand miscellaneous.

It’s a total of thirty thousand. Pay me, and I’ll leave.

Anything else left? - No.

I’m not paying you.

Then see, I won’t let you get on that palanquin.

Go away! Move!

Darling, you’ve gone.

Old uncle, step back a little.

The laundry guy is my friend. I gave him everything he needed.

Yes, that's true.

Leave it.

I forgot to take a photo! Mr. Bittu, I missed the photo!

I have Rs 500.

You’ve broken my ribs!

(Playing a song on the speaker)

Give me my money. - Get lost!

Give me my money, or I’ll punch you.

I’ll hit you so hard.

Good, yes.

Where’s my money?

Uncle, please step aside.

Darling, give me my money.

Let's go.

Hello,

Be prepared,

“Take this then”

“Stay at Top”

“She said she won't give the money”

“How like this”

My goodness!

Didn’t I tell you to give me my money?

I won’t rest until the accounts are settled.

Who are you?

Why have you brought me here?

Beautiful!

Hey, hello!

She’s even more beautiful than her.

Can’t you understand?

What have you done to my hair?

Why did you bring me here? I won’t let you off the hook!

You!

Hello? Are you out of your mind?!

You! Go away!

She is more beautiful than you my love!

You're a crazy lover!

Lovers are always a bit crazy!

But you're on a whole different level.

Who plans to kidnap their ex and put them in a sack?

She wasn’t paying the money.

Did you get it now? You'll not even get it.

She's probably preparing for her wedding night.

Forget the wedding night! I won't let it happen.

I'll get my money, no matter what.

Hey!

Let’s celebrate.

Not like this! First, pay the token amount.

Money.

Who are you? - Who are you?

I’m Prem. And you?

I’m her ex-lover.

Pinki, what is this?

Darling, what’s happening?

Does this mean both of you...

Prem, don’t worry, there’s nothing between us.

We didn't even share a hug.

So, are you here to hug her?

No, no.

I don’t even greet her, and you're talking about a hug.

Then why are you here?

Look, I’m here for the money.

Thirty thousand was spent on our so-called relationship.

Pay up, take the NOC, and do whatever you want.

You might dodge your sister-in-law’s interference,

but you can’t escape Illti’s scrutiny.

You are impossible!

Money! Money!

Thanks, you’re my lucky charm.

I came here for thirty thousand and ended up with eleven hundred extra.

Here’s your tokem money. Take it.

Okay, listen to me.

It’s late, the place is deserted, and it’s not safe.

You shouldn’t be wandering alone. Don’t take any chances.

I suggest you get a lift from someone and reach home safely.

I’ll go to my place.

Are you really this stupid, or are you pretending?

Oh, alright

Here, have some tea and wafers.

Don’t you get it?

You ruined my wedding function during the day.

You dumped a sack on me, and I still didn’t say anything

because I thought you were heartbroken.

Now, you shamelessly tell me to get a lift from someone?

Why should I take a lift? You should drop me home.

That’s how you should’ve explained it.

Let’s go now.

Buckle up and watch how the car moves.

Madam?

Madam, hello?

Sister!

Sir!

Brother!

Yes? Tell me, were you calling me?

No, no, no, no.

Mom!

Yes, tell me, were you calling me?

Mr. Tree, these sparrows are kids,

but you’ve known me since childhood.

Have I ever lied to you? You know all my secrets.

Honestly, nothing like this has ever happened to me before.

Believe it or not, that was a real ghost!

But why was the ghost in the palace?

One at a time! Speak one at a time!

You’re right! Maybe she came for some alcohol

because ghosts drink a lot of alcohol and scream after drinking.

Dad, slow down with the phone!

Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

Where are you? - On Earth.

Oh, thank goodness!

Your mom was saying you’ve made it to the moon.

I’ll get there someday too. Now, let’s talk business.

Listen, don’t take the car anywhere.

We need to go to the MP’s party.

Alright, come quickly now.

Alright, I’m leaving.

What’s the party for?

Hey, how many have you got?

I’ve got ten people. - Ten people.

Hey! What are you doing?

I’m getting rid of this wood.

Do you even know how valuable it is?

Cremating an old man weighing 40–50 kilos costs around 10,000 Rs.

Come on, put it all back.

Don’t worry, sir.

Rana will die

but I won’t let any stain fall on you.

Just say it was too hot, and a fire broke out.

It’s not like you started it yourself.

You just focus on tonight’s party.

Choose your drink, decide how much,

and leave the rest to Rana.

The gifta? Sir, the gift is ready. We’ll unveil it at the party tonight.

Yes, sir?

Alright, it’s done.

Yes, yes, all set, sir.

How did such a cowardly man become an MP?

He panics over the smallest things.

Put his gift in the truck.

Put the gift in the truck.

Greetings! - Greetings!

Have a look, sir. - Hmm.

Wow! What a fragrance!

It seems this chair is made of some premium wood.

Check out the craftsmanship, sir.

This is craftsmanship? Aren't you ashamed?

You showed a different picture and delivered something else.

Rana, you've ruined it.

I was supposed to place this chair in the Chandigarh office.

It's sandalwood work, Mr. MP.

Sandalwood? This isn’t even teakwood.

Forget teakwood, it’s not even made of acacia.

Rana, I’m disappointed in you.

You’ve completely ruined my mood.

Hmph!

A cough? - No.

Bring the main gift for Mr. MP.

Oh, right away.

This one smells great, and the craftsmanship is amazing too.

You're increasing the weight?

Is everything under control?

Everything is under control, sir.

There’s an endless treasure trove in our area, it never depletes.

Hey, you in the snug pajamas, come here.

Standing there all day, huh?

Let’s go. My wife’s temper is a little...

Come on now.

It's the same for everyone.

Let's go.

Come on, come on.

Greetings. Please sit down.

Sit down. - You start your family business.

I'll enjoy the party.

Please sit down, sit down.

Happy birthday, happy birthday.

Happy birthday, happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you, to you, to you!

Stop fooling around and put it in already.

Happy birthday to you!

Greetings!

Come, dear. Please, let’s cut the cake. Come on.

It was Happy’s daughter’s birthday, and everyone enjoyed the cake together.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Let's go, Mr. Rana. - Yes.

Bro. - Yeah?

Do you see that girl?

Which girl?

The one in the white suit.

Yeah, I see her.

Do you really see her? - Yes.

Oh, that means she's not a ghost.

Who is she? - She's Mr. MP's daughter.

Mr. MP's daughter?

Yes.

Really?

Yeah, man.

Have you ever checked her?

How dare you speak ill of Mr. MP's daughter?

Rana, organize an event for tomorrow.

Showcase me as a nature enthusiast. It's the trend these days.

Thanks.

We won’t just plant ordinary trees. We'll plant Dubai-style palm trees.

Dubai-style palms.

Make sure to invite journalists, YouTubers, and bloggers as well.

It’ll be done, sir.

Get a big flex and take a solo photo of mine.

A solo photo of sir.

You should also grab something, you’re working hard.

Well done, well done.

Listen, I was thinking...

Keep taking notes, or you’ll end up forgetting.

Yes.

If you want Mr. MP's daughter, you need to impress Mr. MP first.

Greetings. - Greetings, Mr. MP.

Greetings! - Come, come.

Mr. MP, we’ve put up five banners here

and twelve banners across the highway

announcing the service of three plants from our nature lover, Mr. MP.

Where are they? - Over here.

Bring them. - Look over here.

Bring them here. Well done.

Greetings!

Here you go.

Water! Bring water.

Bring it here, well done.

Here you go, sir.Take this.

Applause!

Come, sir, please come.

Step aside.

Please come, sir.

Yes, this way.

Well done.

Bring it fast.

How many are left?

Bless you.

Applause!

Bring some water. - Get some water.

Didn’t your daughter come with you?

No, no, it's fifty degrees outside.

She won’t step out without air conditioning.

Someone, bring some water.

Am I just wasting my time here?

It’s here, sir. It’s here.

Bring it, Rana. Bring it.

Here it is, sir. Take it.

It's so hot!

Pick it up, hold it. Here, take it.

Look, our nature enthusiast, Mr. MP.

I've mentioned countless times about the other girl!

Which girl?

The one whose birthday it is.

It’s my birthday.

Yes, but it’s her birthday too.

I’ve brought a gift for her.

Hold on.

Aunt, did Mr. MP secretly marry someone else?

What is he talking about?

I knew it!

This tight-pajama guy was up to something shady.

Not was, he has done it. He’s here, talk to him.

It’s so hot, get me a glass of lemonade.

I’ll make it for you today.

Mom!

Why are you causing trouble?

Tell me, was she at the party yesterday?

Yes, she was.

She was standing with you.

Point her out in these pictures.

It’s her.

She’s the niece of the local chief uncle.

She’s here from Canada.

Oh, really? Fine then.

Hey, listen, get this sorted before you leave.

I don’t interfere in anyone’s family issues.

The arguments are yours, you handle them.

Alright, I’m leaving.

Mom, he was just saying it casually.

Put your legs here,

Come here. - Bye, Uncle. Bye, Aunt.

Bye. - Look at how she walks!

Hi. - Hello.

It’s been a week since she arrived. When is she leaving?

She’ll leave eventually.

It's not easy for her to travel all the way from Canada.

She’s visiting after so many years.

Neither her father nor her mother came.

I just hope she won’t settle here permanently.

Why don’t you say something? That’s why I get annoyed.

Who doesn't annoys you?

Do you expect me to throw her out of the house?

She’s here for a few days, let her enjoy.

Let her explore and meet people.

You go take off my turban, and I’ll go bless Nirmal’s daughter.

You just keep wandering around.

It’s so peaceful here. It’s so beautiful.

Exactly! And people keep hyping up Canada for no reason.

Does Punjab not have beautiful places?

I didn’t realize Punjab had such stunning spots.

The air here is so refreshing.

Hey, what bird is that?

I think there are two of them.

Lovebirds!

I know you’re from Canada.

Oh, so he speaks Punjabi too!

Hush! I know which bird it is.

Wait.

What kind of bird are you?

Which branch are you sitting on?

Could you say that again?

Which bird?

Wait a minute. It’s not a bird, it’s a goat. Get down!

You’re really obsessed with birds, aren’t you?

Come here, I’ll turn you into a human.

Are you here to throw a sack over me again?

A sack? A sack? Why are you here to put me in a sack?

I’m not here to put you in a sack. I came to settle the score.

What have I ever taken from you?

I put you in a sack

and you frightened me by pretending to be a ghost.

Now, wait a minute.

[gibberish]

See, the square of the sack plus the square of the ghost

equals ghost sack.

The ghost cancels the ghost, the sack cancels the sack.

What’s left?

Nothing, the account is settled.

Let’s start a new account now.

[gibberish]

Come here.

Where did he bring the dairy from? - Come here.

Now, let's start fresh, alright?

My name is Illti.

What? - Illti.

Sorry.

That’s really my name, Illti.

One moment.

Take a look at my ID card.

Give me back.

What’s your name?

My name is Harbhajan.

Harbhajan? That’s such an ancient name!

It’s not ancient, it’s vintage and classy.

I know no one uses names like this anymore

but in abroad, it’s trending

using old names that are fading from culture.

Okay.

Sardar Harbhajan Kaur? Ew!

Mr. Harbhajan Kaur.

Harbhajan Kaur! Don’t you think it’s too long?

Bhajan works, right? I’ll call you Bhajan.

Done?

Okay. - Do it this way.

What was that?

Friends.

Alright, that’s enough for a song.

Can you sing too?

No, I won’t sing, someone else will, and I’ll just lip-sync.

In this situation, singing is a must.

Haven’t you watched Punjabi movies?

Watch, someone else will sing, but it’ll seem like I’m singing.

Really? - Look at this.

"Slowly, I’m beginning to fall in love"

"To the rhythm of your heart, I’m composing my melody"

"Slowly, I’m beginning to fall in love"

"To the rhythm of your heart, I’m composing my melody"

"Your captivating gaze, eyes like almonds"

"Your elegant stride, thumak, thumak, thumak"

"My heartstrings are being played, for the first time"

"Tunak, tunak, tunak, tunak"

"For the first time, my heart has caught love’s fever"

"In this season, it’s usually malaria"

"For the first time, my heart has caught love’s fever"

"In this season, it’s usually malaria"

"The noonday sun is in full bloom, beholding a charming fairy"

"Her walk flows with such grace, rumak, rumak, rumak"

"My heartstrings are being strummed, for the first time"

"For the first time, tunak, tunak, tunak, tunak."

"It feels like there’s no difference between day and night"

"It feels as if my heart's connection has failed"

"It feels like there's no distinction between day and night."

"It feels as if my heart's connection has failed"

"Spinning uncontrollably, just like a rolling wheel"

"Your allure is like a magnet, magnet, magnet"

"My heartstrings are being played, for the very first time"

"For the first time, tunak, tunak, tunak, tunak"

This is my buddy, Mr. Tree.

Yep, that’s the one.

Does he even talk to you?

Yeah, want me to show you? - Sure.

Mister, greetings!

Yes? Go ahead, you say it too.

Greetings!

Wow, look at that!

Even the sparrows are greeting you.

Seems like they’ve taken a liking to you.

He’s been my friend for many years.

I’ve shared everything with him since childhood.

And I know all his secrets as well. Would you like to hear one?

Hmm. - Let me share it with her.

That mango tree over there used to be right next to him.

He kept nudging it at night, which irritated it, causing it to grow over there.

Just shared one secret.

He gives oxygen 24/7

and he gives me a little extra.

No matter how much I mess with him, like hanging from his beard...

He never says a word to me.

Our bond is rock solid.

Simmu, Sakshi,

Jyoti, Payal,

Preeti, it seems you've fallen in love several times.

I have, numerous times. But they never felt the same.

These days, it’s all about situationships.

I was in love, but my friend ended up scraping his knees.

Oh?

Why is this only half-done?

The ones I thought were mine ran off with someone else.

So now I’ve made a vow to my friend

that until a girl gives a definite 'yes,'

I won't fully form a heart.

Hmm.

Let’s see which lucky girl gets to strike it rich.

And completes this heart.

Harbhajan.

Hi, Uncle!

Come on, let’s go home.

Alright, Illti, see you later.

Bye, Illti!

Bye.

Illti is so mischievous.

He's not a good guy, got it?

Uncle!

The whole village is fed up with his antics.

I know you're thinking according to Canada

but the boys here have a completely different mindset.

Try to understand.

Don't worry. Illti isn't like that. He's trustworthy.

Here, even motor wires aren’t safe. How can girls be?

He’s my friend.

Friendship only exists between equals.

Do you even know his caste?

Yes, I do. It's the same as ours.

He’s human, just like me, you, Aunt, and Gappu.

He’s human, but not like us.

Anyway, go meet your aunt.

While you're here for a week or two, visit your mother's place...

I’m not here for just a week or two.

Okay, maybe a month or two?

Not even for a month or two.

Then how long are you planning to stay?

Forever! I’m staying here now, Aunt.

Hmm.

Hey, stop the car.

Yup?

I want to step out.

For that, you'll need to take the IELTS, buddy.

I meant, step out of the car.

We've been drinking all day, I need to pee.

Oh! Peeing, bro! - Yes.

Come back, follow me, open the door.

Come.

Hey!

Peeing farther than me?

I swear, it’s happening on its own.

Lower it. Sit down, good.

I have just one dream, to pee the farthest in the world.

Further than Virat Kohli's sixes.

I want to set a world record.

One day, the world will come to watch Sandy Grewal pee at the Olympics.

Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!

Gold medalist, Sandy Grewal.

By the way, where were we going?

To the farmhouse, brother.

Are you done? Finished?

Let’s go, follow me.

Wait a minute, where’s Sandy?

Where is he? - Hello?

He’s sitting in the car, bro.

Come back, come back.

Gang, let me know everything you need at the farmhouse in advance.

Once the map is passed...

What’s the matter? Nervous?

No, I just have one request. - Alright, go ahead.

One AC room—for the chickens.

We’ll sell cool eggs during the summer, buddy.

Yeah.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg, come on.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.

Egg, egg, egg, your egg, my egg.

Their egg, everyone’s egg!

Chickens’ eggs, chilled, chilled eggs.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.

Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.

Where did that voice come from? Who made the girl’s voice?

Who made the girl’s voice? - I didn’t.

Huh, what are you doing here?

We were planting rice.

Quiet, I’ll call the police.

Get out of my house right now.

Hey, excuse me!

You beautiful, fair-skinned girl, as white as flour,

this house is mine.

Sandy Grewal’s!

Excuse me, monkey-faced guy.

This house is mine, it’s in my dad’s name

Sardar Jagmail Singh Sidhu.

Then why don’t you live here?

Quiet!

We moved 25 years ago to Canada.

Moved away?

Sir, does that mean their house moved as well?

Oh, that's unfortunate. Let me explain.

My grandpa, who was like Einstein,

always said the Earth is constantly spinning.

So, your house must have spun around and moved away in 25 years too.

Let me find it for you, just a moment.

Here it is. This is Sri Lanka, I’m certain of it.

Now, you tell me—one, two, three, go!

This is Nabha! Nabha!

Not your grandma’s house, we're going abroad.

Kenya! - No.

Cyprus! - No.

Mexico! - No.

Nepal! - No.

Honolulu! - Uganda! Uganda!

No, no, no—Canada.

Canada. - Canada, brother, yes.

Your house has now reached Canada.

Go back to where you came from, you have nothing in Punjab.

Punjab now belongs to us.

Quiet!

Mop! - Wow!

Stick! - Amazing!

Get out, or I’ll hit you with the mop.

I have told you countless times that this house belongs to me.

Sarwala. - Yes, boss?

Show her the papers.

Here, sister, take a look.

Here they are, these as well.

Hey! I meant the original documents.

The will.

The original documents are with me, brother.

Why didn’t you show her?

Did you ask me to show them the papers?

You keep saying Sarwala, like he is some kind of guest.

This isn’t the time to get emotional.

Impress her, cry at home later.

Hand over the papers.

Huh!

Hold this.

Hey, what did she do?

Brother, she ripped the paper. - Here are the documents.

Oh, my goodness!

We're done for.

This is just a photocopy!

Will you leave?!

Don't show me your faces again!

Hello. - Hello, Uncle.

Yes?

Uncle, my house has been taken over.

Hello?

Should I explain everything myself?

Someone's taken over my house!

Look here, come here. - There are six guys.

Some Sandy Grewal or something.

What are you doing with him? - Sandy?

Stay away from him.

Don’t go near him, they’re not good people.

That’s obvious, Uncle.

But how can they take over my house?

Is there no law? No justice?

Uncle, you have that MP friend, right?

Ask him to help me get my house back.

These political people are only friends out of convenience.

They need people like Sandy

more than local leaders like me.

I survive on grants.

These political people can’t be loyal to anyone.

Come home, and I’ll explain it to you.

Are you done talking?

[gibberish]

Is the crow swearing?

[gibberish] - Illti!

[gibberish]

What are you doing?

He is swearing.

Wait!

Illti, listen to me, my house has been taken over.

Who’s taken it over?

Some weird guy with a mustache, looks rough

and his team’s full of clowns.

What’s his name?

Something candy! I don’t know some candy?

Sandy! Sandy Grewal.

Does he laugh like this?

Yes, exactly like that, you know him?

I know him very well.

We studied together in school, I used to beat him up a lot.

Really? Let’s go beat him up then.

Not anymore, we’re grown up now, that was back in school.

But honestly, he’s always been a goofball.

But he’s not capable of this.

If he’s not capable, how did he take over my house

He has my house documents, Illti.

Documents, Sandy. Takeover.

Let me verify everything once.

It's important to stay sharp too, Sandy.

If you consume something,

it's equally important to dispose of it properly.

That's a very wise thing to say, kid.

Where did you come from?

Sages don’t arrive, they appear.

Disciple, look, is this the guy?

I think it’s him, the same forehead,

the same mustache, open your mouth.

Even the Adam’s apple is the same. It’s him, right?

It’s him.

Who?

The one destined to conquer the world in the future.

Prime Minister, President, Banana, Pear

Orange, Godzilla, you name it.

Can I become a grocery store?

It has so many items.

You're doing comedy?

I’m sure you'll at least become Chief Minister, mark my words.

But when will this happen?

You could become one today, but there’s a flaw.

What flaw? - My disciple remembers it.

There’s a woman holding you back

did you grab some property from her?

No, I haven’t taken anything from anyone.

No, no, no, a sage’s prediction cannot be wrong.

Your destiny is tied to a house that’s 20–25 years old.

Leave the house, and you’ll be blessed.

What are you saying? I don’t understand.

If there’s another solution, let me know.

Tell him. - I have the solution, extend your hand.

A, B, C, D, where were you?

Don’t let your hands touch water for a week.

Let’s go, Disciple.

You weren’t supposed to drop that.

Hey, where did they go?

Yeah, Illti, satisfied now?

Huh, let me be fully satisfied.

Okay.

Hey, little one, sitting upstairs, get something done.

Don’t call me little one, I’m highly respected in my area.

Yeah, so much respect.

People bow while talking to his dad.

Why’s that? - Because he’s as short as him.

But,i will not bow down.

Hey, it’s Pushpa, bro! And Shrivalli too.

Greetings, bro! - From me as well.

I’m a big fan of yours.

What’s with that tuft on your forehead?

Were you a scorpion in your past life?

Bro’s a complete comedian, always cracking people up.

What brings you here, man? Did you come by bus?

Well, that’s nice—at least your wife didn’t need a ticket.

Women can travel on buses with just an Aadhaar card, right?

Hey, when my Pushpa is with me...

I don’t even need a plane ticket.

Oh my goodness! Sister-in-law gets angry.

Stop talking nonsense and listen to me carefully.

The syndicate sent me here to do business in the North.

I need a house to hide sandalwood,

something that’s been locked up for a while.

Even an NRI’s house will do. Do you know any place like that?

I don’t know of any house like that, bro.

But you can use our house outside the city—it’ll be fun.

Mustache guy backed out.

Darling, I want my house.

Mrs., you’ll get your house.

[gibberish]

[gibberish]

[gibberish]

Keep doing Bhangra like this.

Illti, are you satisfied now?

Huh, let’s try one more time.

Who threw this frying pan?

Hey, it's Mr. and Mrs. Spiderman.

Hey, dirty fellow.

I’m Sardar Captain America, not Spiderman.

I’m Mrs. Wonder Kaur Woman, not Mrs. Spiderman.

You stupid, Punjab is in danger.

And we need to save it from the evils.

Shut up! We need a house to stay in.

Brother, if you don’t mind, can you dub this in Hindi?

Punjab is in danger, and we want to save it, you weird mustached boy.

And we need a house to live in.

There’s no house available, how about a hotel?

₹3500 with breakfast, and no police trouble.

That won’t work, our team is quite big.

In the car, we have Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Dr. Strange

and Raja Rancho too.

We need a house that has been closed for the last 25 years

and has rice fields nearby.

Do you have such a house, weird mustached boy?

There’s no house, brother, how about a deluxe hotel instead?

Sardar Captain America, I want my house.

Be patient, Wonder Woman.

We’ll get the house, let’s go?

Where did they go? They spilled all my beer.

Illti, he’s not agreeing.

He won’t agree like this.

We'll have to convince him Illti style.

Sandy, Sandy, Sandy!

Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, our brother Sandy!

Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, our brother Sandy!

Girl, bro! It’s a girl. - Where?

It’s a girl.

It’s not just a girl, it’s a Barbie doll, brother.

She’s your sister-in-law, not Barbie.

She’s standing in a desolate area. Pull over.

Hello, handsome.

Hello, gorgeous.

I came all the way from Hollywood and ended up lost here.

I’m not sure where to go. So, would you

spend a night, just the two of us.

Alone? At night? Sure, no problem at all.

But... what about all of them?

You don’t like them?

Huh, I just like handsome guys.

Close your eyes.

Now tell me more.

You too, close your eyes.

Me too?

Illti, you?

Incense sticks! Am I dead?

Why are you lighting them here?

Why is this bomb here?

It’s not a bomb; it’s a truth-revealing device.

With this, Sandy is going to spill the truth.

I’ll confess the truth anyway, I swear!

People like you, who swear, are the biggest liars.

I’ve uncovered your truth now.

You’re not even worthy of inheriting my house.

Did she just say inheriting the house?

Huh, I started taking over things back in third grade

ask Illti if you don’t believe me.

You're not such a big bully!

You can take school benches but can't occupy a house?

Come on, tell the truth, there's something you're hiding.

There's no hidden story, I've occupied her house.

Stop burning those incense sticks, and I'll leave the house.

I swear on my mustache.

Hmm, Harbhajan?

He can't lie on his mustache. - Why?

Because he doesn’t even have an upper lip.

Don't say such things.

That was a hilarious joke.

But your laugh betrays the fact that you're lying.

I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth.

You won't admit it?

I am admitting it.

Are you leaving after celebrating Dussehra?

Yes, he'll reveal the truth after that.

Dussehra?

Do you want to see it? Take a look at this.

No, don’t blow on it! The fire is dying out.

Why are you ruining my future? This will explode.

I have to compete in the Olympics—pee competition!

Now seriously, tell me what's going on?

I’m telling the truth..

Then who’s occupying the house?

I am. - No, you’re not.

I swear I am! - No, tell the truth.

I’m telling the truth! - Why are you lying?

I’m not lying. - Yes, you are.

Who’s occupying it?

I swear on my mustache, I did it.

You're still lying.

I’m telling the truth.

Who’s occupying it? - Your uncle.

There you go, feeling better now?

You kept insisting I spill the truth!

Uncle?

Yes, your real uncle.

Stop joking. Be serious.

It’s Mr. Rana.

You know he’s into politics.

These politicians can never really be trusted.

He didn’t get it recently, he’s had it for years.

I only found out it was your house when I got there.

He told me the family moved to Canada 20 years ago

and drowned in a river there.

The day I heard that, I cried so much.

That’s why I didn’t even watch Titanic—everyone drowned in it.

I’m just a face, all the shady work is done by her uncle.

I only provide information,

like which NRI’s house is vacant,

who’s coming back, who isn’t.

He’s very cunning. I’m just an innocent guy.

You know that.

Illti, open it.

Illti, come on. Be a good brother.

Illti, open it.

My dream is about to shatter.

I’ve told you everything, now help me.

Oh, Illti!

Hey, open it. Oh! My dream.

Amazing, Shami Brother! Only three hundred quintals?

Nature has blessed us with such a beautiful forest

it's meant to be utilized.

Make it a thousand quintals, at least.

Hey, we'll sell these three hundred at the price of a thousand.

How? - You just need talent.

Like

claiming that sleeping on a neem-wood bed cures a hundred diseases.

Watch, they'll buy it for two lakh apiece.

If someone knows how to sell, they could even sell urine.

That's true, brother.

Kalle's wife sells cow dung cakes online,

six for one hundred fifty.

That's business, Amrik.

Alright, Mr. Rana, I’ll take my leave.

Okay.

Burn the trees properly.

You know the range, right?

From three hundred two to four hundred and twenty.

If you know that, why did you burn fifty trees last time?

Who can control fire anyway?

Did you give him the painkiller, bro?

Yes, I did.

Then why is he still in pain?

Bro, Rana is here.

Hey, why are you shaking it like that? Is it a toy?

Give me a hand. - Sure.

You help too. - Coming.

Wow, Mr. Sandy’s here. - Yes.

And you’re lifting it like it’s the World Cup?

For us, it’s like the World Cup.

Have you no shame?

I used to, but Sandy chased it away.

Hey, quiet.

Sandy, you used to be good at setting trees on fire.

You yourself said you'd start occupying houses now.

You're supposed to set the tree on fire, because you destroyed it there.

I didn't destroy it, I made it happen.

The bomb he planted under me was massive.

If it were under you, you'd have ratted out everyone’s names.

And that cannonball placed under me.

Did he place it under you as well?

What you did,

do you know how powerful the explosion will be?

And you informed Illti about it.

Lift this World Cup a little higher.

Is that enough? Bro, tell me before you leave.

Bro, is this sufficient?

My friends are also clowns! - Thank you.

Did she say anything?

No, she didn’t say a word.

She just started packing her clothes into the suitcase.

I think she’s booked an evening flight.

Why are you silent? It's good that she found out.

I don’t know how I’ll face her now.

What’s there to face her? Just go and act it out.

You’re the village head, you’re great at drama.

Dear!

Harbhajan, listen to me.

Dear, hear me out.

You’re leaving, and you didn’t even tell us?

You could’ve at least informed us, dear.

How will we manage without you, dear?

Anyway, who can stop someone who’s determined to leave?

Take this, dear.

Have something to eat on the plane.

It’s a long journey, you’ll get hungry.

You keep it.

You’re the one who’s hungry.

Sister, when will you come back?

I’m still here, I’m just going to my home.

Whenever you feel like it come visit me, okay?

Hey, have you made a decision?

I've told you countless times I won't become a Bhand.

So, what do you intend to do? My great-grandfather was a Bhand.

My grandfather was a Bhand too.

And now, your father is a Bhand.

Illti, even your uncles are Bhand.

Let someone else handle it. I won't beg money.

Then how will our business grow?

I’ve got an idea! I’ll tell you how our business can expand.

We will become digital Bhand.

Who are they?

This species is found on the internet.

Half of the people on the internet are Bhand.

Hey, this is your work, and they’re making all the money.

You wander the streets with a drum in your hand.

People don’t even give you more than Rs 1100 as token money.

Enough of this!

From today, we’re going digital, and we’ll start creating vlogs.

Alright, should we make it with milk or mustard oil?

It’s made on a phone!

A vlog means random people rambling on.

What do we need to do? - Not much.

Just grab your phone,

turn on the camera, and start walking.

Talk about whatever comes to mind. This is my uncle, this is my dad.

This is the rope I climbed. This is my grandpa.

He’s 200 years old and still going strong.

Just keep the camera rolling, and then it’s all money, money, money!

Hey, stop with the nonsense. That’s not talent.

Hey, nowadays, this is talent!

Why don’t you understand?

Let me give you a real-life example. Watch!

Mom's here, washing clothes, right?

Go to her with affection and start helping her wash.

Hey, get out of here! Affectionately, my foot.

I've never been loving in my life.

I fell from up there, didn't I?

Stop ruining my vlog, Dad! I told you, go and show some love.

She's your wife. Go on!

One, two, three, action!

Hey, money, money everywhere! Dollars!

GST, it’s a vlog! - Oh, stop it.

Uncle, here’s the plan, you head to England.

When you return, we’ll act all surprised and make a surprise video.

Hurry up, go!

Illti, England’s too far. Can I just return from Qatar instead?

Wow!

Uncle, you’d be better off staying at home.

Guys, just forget it.

I’ll go to England and return from there.

When you see me, act surprised.

Tell me, Uncle, how will you be surprised?

Hey, people! Our Illti has come home!

He’s back!

Forget it. You guys can’t do it. Just make a video properly.

I’m leaving.

Grandpa, don’t drink tea! I’ll come and serve it to you.

This will be a killer content. We’ll make loads of money!

Ready? Don’t move.

Yes, Harbhajan?

I'll be there.

When we went abroad, we took out a loan.

In return, my dad transferred all his share of the land to Uncle’s name.

The land was worth four times the loan amount.

We just kept one house.

Uncle didn’t even spare that.

We gave it to him to take care of.

And he took care of it for himself.

People here don't spare the wood.

And you left your house in his care.

Your uncle is a dreadful person.

I know him well.

But here’s the thing...

20-25 years went by and you never missed your home.

And now, all of a sudden, you're back demanding the house.

It’s not a demand, it’s a feeling, Illti.

Every wanderer needs their home.

Why? Don’t they have homes there?

Do you know how hard it is to build a home there?

We couldn't build a home there and was not able to live here.

These emotions are really hard to explain.

Come here.

Whose is this?

It’s mine.

My grandma made it for me.

She was always crocheting something or the other for me.

"A little girl in the sky"

"Standing by the window, watches the moon drift away"

"A tiny life with tiny dreams still untouched"

"Our dusk of dreams is yet to descend"

"A little girl in the sky"

"Standing by the window, watches the moon drift away"

"A tiny life with tiny dreams still untouched"

"Our dusk of dreams is yet to descend"

"A little girl in the sky"

Bye, Grandma.

If I had known this was the last goodbye

I would’ve never left you.

This house holds my grandma's memories.

I miss her.

So emotional!

Listen, humans have 8.4 million lives.

What if your grandmother is still in this house?

What if she’s on that mango tree?

What if your grandmother...

Is this bug? Hi, Grandma!

In my previous life, I was a goat.

My dad sacrificed me on Diwali.

I’ve returned to take revenge.

Who are you closest to in your family?

Me?

There are so many people in my family

it’s hard to tell who’s close to whom.

Everyone keeps clashing with each other.

Let’s go.

I told you

I could’ve come from Qatar and been here by now.

Do you know how far England is?

Look, now even you’re thriving.

Now don’t cling to me, okay?

Tired?

Yes.

It’s bedtime now.

Yes.

Shall I go home then?

Yeah.

What?

Oh!

It’s night.

Empty roads, and I'm young.

I might get mugged. Well, whatever.

Should I actually leave?

Here’s some advice, ask for a ride on the way.

Alright, I have to go now.

Let's go.

Boo!

I knew you’d miss me.

You didn’t leave?

How could I? You’re my responsibility.

And as a true friend...

A true friend never abandons another in times of need.

You already know that.

Go to sleep.

You know that too.

Oh, hello!

Hey! Will you leave my bead alone, or I’ll twist your ear.

Alright.

Lie down.

Still not asleep?

Are you? - Just sleep soundly.

Fine, I’ll sleep then.

There’s no one around.

Then how did the gate open by itself?

Why did it open by itself? We opened it.

Attack!

Hey, grab them!

Take it easy! Take it easy!

Hey, it's getting dark.

No matter how much darkness you bring,

Sandy is a lion during the day and an owl at night.

I can see everything.

Where did they go?

Hey Illti, if you have the courage, step forward.

Behind you. - Where?

Hey, behind you, boss! - Whose?

Where are they?

Attack!

There they are!

Now, where will you run?

Hey, you're trapped now. - Yes, boss!

Now, where will you run to escape?

Hey, he knows magic!

Where did that come from?

Run! Run! - Step forward.

We're fighting!

You've embarrassed me.

Illti, give me my glasses.

Here.

No!

I won't let go. - Hey, that's enough.

Get away from here.

We were classmates.

I'll chase you down and beat you up!

Run as far as you can.

When you get tired, let me know, and I'll catch up to you.

Water.

Water? No, it’s urine.

We won! - I'm dead!

Hey, I almost died! - Run!

Go!

Oh, goodness! It was crazy!

You know what?

There are problems in Punjab

like any other place.

But there's a lot of fun there too.

Even in foreign countries, there is depression in a good life as well.

If there's so much depression

then why even stay there?

What's so special about Canada?

Are you looking at that star?

Which one?

That one.

That one? Yes.

Canada is like that star.

Which looks beautiful from a distance.

But if you get close, it's like a ball of fire

which destroys a person.

And a destroyed person is no longer worthy of anything.

Neither of staying in a foreign land, nor in this land.

You’ve said something very profound.

I will understand it some other time.

Illti. - Yes.

How far is the moon?

The moon?

It’s very far.

But for lovers, it’s close.

Should I break off a piece and bring it for you?

Will you bring it? - Yes.

No.It can’t be broken yet.

The moon is incomplete right now

I’ll break it on the night of the full moon.

Oh no!

Hold on a second, that totally killed the mood.

He just spat in my face. Bastard crow!

This is the first time I've ever seen a crow flying at night.

It lives on that same mango tree

I first took you out of the bag from.

His wife doesn’t let him into the nest at night.

He drinks alcohol, that's why.

He's not a thirsty crow, he’s a drunk crow.

He’s going around spitting on people!

So, Illti

we’ll have to find a good lawyer who can help us.

A lawyer?

I have one.

Good, right? - Not just good, it's really great.

Meow!

Good morning.

Come on, get up. You've slept enough.

Sometimes, people just stay asleep.

Who is this ghost?

I’m not a ghost, I’m Sandy, Aunt.

Rana, what are you doing here at this hour?

Your uncle has run away with Rana's nephew.

He ran away with her? - Yes.

How old was the girl?

What does how old mean?

She was of the same age.

Then why is everyone so worried?

What’s the problem?

They’ll come back on their own in the morning.

We’ll go back to sleep too.

Are you making a joke?

This is a serious matter.

You’ll only take it seriously when she does something wrong.

One minute, Sandy. - Hello, ma’am.

Mr. Jassi, where's the boy?

I swear on my art, I don’t know.

Okay.

Will you do a program tomorrow?

Yes.

What do you say? - Yes, we’ll do it.

Why don’t you give some advance?

No!

Don’t hit us.

No.

No!

Don’t kill us.

Sir, they are full of art.

This one is even scream in tune.

They are not human

both of them are instruments

that's why they're screaming in tune.

Why are you getting beaten up?

Just tell them where Illti is.

DGP sir, if we told you that we don’t know, means we don’t know.

This isn’t the DGP, this is the ASI.

If he looks like the DGP, means he looks like DGP.

Yes, he looks like it.

I could tell from the way he was getting us beaten that

he must be a very high-ranking officer, a very important one.

Satpal. - Yes, sir.

Leave them.

"The one who have cars in front and behind him"

"And whose area is under his control"

"The one with three stars on his uniform"

"And friendships with leaders."

"Anyone who comes under his influence never does anything wrong again"

"He don’t say anything to the rich, he only oppress the poor"

"He knows how to beat everyone up very well"

"Our respected sir makes a lot of money"

"Our respected sir is gaining weight"

"Our respected sir..." - Hey.

You’re amazing, you’re insulting me like this.

We are artists, sir, we can’t lie. - Yes, sir.

That's why cases are filed against you.

No worries, I’ll get your art out.

Satpal. - Yes, sir.

Give them a real beating. - Yes, sir.

How will you beat them up just like that?

"They say, the bird took flight, kicking up dust and flapping wildly."

"The ground trembles at the mention of their names... iLLti and iLLtan are on their way!"

"Both are top-tier players, the crème de la crème!"

"People are saying, where did they come from? But the audience knows - now the real flavor begins!"

We’ve come to file a complaint.

We are in danger from Mayor Rana.

If you run away with someone’s daughter

then you’ll be in danger.

Excuse me, officer.

You’ve misunderstood something.

We didn’t run away to get married.

Then why did you run?

We were attacked last night.

Charge attackers with attempt to murder.

We will, madam.

First, tell me who attacked both of you.

You know everything

you just pretend to be clueless on purpose.

What do I know?

What nonsense are you talking?

Don’t you know how many murders Mayor Rana has committed?

Mayor!

Stop talking nonsense.

Tell me, who all has Rana killed?

Trees.

Trees?

Murders of trees?

This is no joke.

This is a crime.

Rana cuts down trees in the jungle and sells them

and then sets fire there.

Do you even know

how many birds and animals die from that smoke and fire?

That too is murder. It is also filed.

Write our report.

Under which section?

Section?

Say it.

Section.. - Say it.

Assistant, come on, tell him, which section.

Forest Conservation Act Section 228.

Indian Forest Act 1927.

The Forest Conservation Act 1990.

The Wildlife Protection Act 1972.

That's enough, these acts are sufficient.

Well done, assistant.

Let them do a little bit of work too.

Satpal. - Yes, sir.

Are these things she mentioned even true?

She must have looked it up on Google, so it must be true.

I still don’t understand what you have done in the police station.

You were supposed to talk about my house.

But instead, you’re talking about some wild animals and jungles.

As if you are a big lawyer!

Have you heard the story of the bird who had to drink cold water?

Yes, but what does that story have to do with this?

It’s all related to that.

Enough now.

The bird in that story is you.

Me? - Yes.

What happens in the story?

The bird sits on the peepal tree and starts eating grains.

But the grains fall into the hole of the peepal tree.

The bird request to the peepal tree give his grains back.

But the peepal tree doesn’t give the grains back.

The peepal tree doesn’t give the grains.

So, what should the bird do now?

Should it survive on water now?

Yes.

Then the bird goes near the fire.

It requests to the fire

to burn the peepal tree because it’s not giving me my grains back.

The fire asks why should he burn it?

The fire is not burning the peepal tree.

The peepal tree is not giving the grains back.

So, what should the bird do now?

Should it survive on water now?

Then the bird goes near the water.

It request to the water to extinguish the fire.

The water asks if he don't have enmity with fire

so why should it extinguish it?

Then the bird goes near the elephant

and request him to drink water.

The elephant refuses that he won't drink water.

Then the bird goes near the rope.

It request to the rope to tie the elephant.

The rope asks, what do it need to and

why should he get into trouble with the elephant?

Then the bird goes to the mouse

and tells it to chew the rope.

The mouse asks why should he get into trouble?

and says he won’t chew the rope.

Then the bird goes to the cat.

But now cat was hungry.

The bird asks the cat

that will she eat the mouse?

The cat says yes, she will do.

She will eat it.

Now cat starts to eat the mouse

the mouse starts chewing the rope

the rope starts tying the elephant

the elephant starts drinking the water

the water starts extinguishing the fire

the fire starts burning the Peepal tree.

The Peepal says to fire that

he should not burn him as he will give grain to the bird.

Then the bird ate her grain and became happy.

After happily eating, she flew away into the distance.

Just like the bird got her grain, you will find your home too.

Yes!

Wait a minute, so I’m the bird.

and grain is my house

Peepal tree is my uncle.

Then who is Sandy supposed to be?

The elephant, the fire, or the mouse?

Oh yes, Sandy must be the mouse.

Yes.

Yes, very good, Illti.

So, what are we going to do now?

We need to follow that greedy cat.

Such greed! This is crossing all limits.

Tell me, when have I ever not supported you?

This is just like when there's profit, you're in the front

but when there's trouble, I’m supposed to handle it.

You’ve cut down so many trees in the forest and sold them

and I didn’t even know about it?

How could you not know?

Where do you think

wood worth 2 million used in that big house you built in the city came from?

Did you take it from here?

Yes, sir, it came from this very forest.

Also tell him about the six-seater sofa made of teakwood

that went to his house as well.

Forget it, if we start talking about everything

who knows what else will come to light.

And he’s telling me I didn’t inform him.

What about those 5,000 trees you sold off

under the pretense of them catching fire?

Where’s the account for that?

You’ve deliberately started fires 40 times in a year.

That’s why I call you cunning.

You really are cunning.

Oh yes, he’s cunning.

But he's a lot more to it. Why don’t you say call him those as well?

Hey, enough don’t take my side this much.

He is master mind as well.

Yes, he is also a greedy person.

Now stop right here, don’t say anything further

Stop it, why are you arguing?

You’ll get your share.

Will I ever?

You will, don’t worry, alright?

Now tell me, who’s the one bringing this up?

It’s some fool. I’ll tell you.

When they were planting trees

there was this boy with an axe, filled with enthusiasm.

He was digging holes everywhere in the ground.

That angry volunteer! - Yes.

How did he become a rebel?

In which direction is the party heading?

I think we need to figure that out.

But how did he find out about this?

Illti

let me tell you, his uncle not only grabs land

but also cuts down trees in the jungle

and after cutting the trees, he sets the jungle on fire.

By setting fires repeatedly

he has burned countless animals and birds alive.

I’m innocent one

he’s the cunning one here.

Sorry.

He’s already created the trouble he had to.

In my opinion, the only solution to this problem

is just one.

What?

We’ll have to make road through the jungle.

Sandy.

Come here.

If that road already leads towards the jungle.

What new direction is he referring to?

He must know about it.

You fool! He even beat him!

Rana, is this alright?

If you do this,

then no one can harm us in any way.

This ostrich is extremely mischievous.

Chief Master, it's good that you mention pulling hair.

Hello, Rana.

You even know my name?

I know all your deeds as well.

You are kidnapped.

Harbajan, dear?

Uncle, I really don’t like you calling me dear.

Dear, don’t say that.

In families, a lot of things just happen.

Those should be resolved within the family

outsiders shouldn't be involved.

It is this outsider who has supported me more than my own.

No matter what, family will always be family.

Then why did you turn into such a selfish family?

Tell me, uncle.

Should I expose what I know?

Greed.

Greed can transform even your loved ones into a selfish family.

And this one is extremely greedy.

Alright, I am greedy, it's my hobby.

Now speak the truth, what do you actually want?

I want my house.

Alright, it's given.

But there's one condition.

No, uncle,

you can't impose any conditions.

The river is very deep and there are hungry crocodiles in it.

They won't even get satisfied eating you.

One minute, Illti.

Tell me, uncle, what’s the condition?

First, he needs to withdraw the report he filed with the police.

He must promise me that

the news of the fire in the jungle will not be spread outside.

I won’t spread it.

But how can I trust that you will return her house?

I swear on wood.

He must promise me that

the news of the fire in the jungle will not be spread outside.

But how can I trust that you will return her house?

I swear on wood.

Getting a home is not a desire, it’s a feeling, Illti.

Every foreigner needs a home.

Hey tree, why aren't you speaking?

Hey!

A person has many lives.

Who knows, this insect might be your grandmother.

Why aren’t you speaking?

Speak!

Hey sparrow!

Why don’t you say something?

I don’t even know what he is upset about.

Hello?

It’s fine.

I won’t go back either until you speak. I’ll sit on you till then.

"There's a small window in the middle of the sky"

"Through the window, a moon is visible"

"A small life and small dreams"

"Our friendship with dreams is still to begin"

"There's a small window in the middle of the sky"

"Through the window, a moon is visible"

"A small life and small dreams"

"Our friendship with dreams is still to begin"

"There's a small window in the middle of the sky"

"Through the window, a moon is visible"

"A small life and small dreams"

"Our friendship with dreams is still to begin"

"There's a small window in the middle of the sky"

"Through the window, a moon is visible"

"A small life and small dreams"

"Our friendship with dreams is still to begin"

Straighten the line properly, like this.

You all are standing around doing nothing, get to work.

All you know is how to eat.

Should I write welcome here, sir?

Idiot, why? Is someone coming for a wedding?

You pick something bigger

all you're doing is just going through the formalities.

What are you doing?

Where did he come from?

I'm making the land white.

White, white land. Land white, white!

White, white land. Land white, white!

I'm putting white chalk, can't you see it?

Are these your eyes or..

I think you didn’t understand, did you?

Listen then, road that was supposed to be taken in the jungle

basically, it was made for the highway.

That road has been decided, and now this tree is in the middle.

This tree will have to be cut, no matter what.

First, this tree will be cut, bro.

Then, the whole jungle will be cleared.

Sandy Grewal, yo baby!

Yo baby!

How can you just cut it like that?

Try touching it first.

Cool down, bro, cool down.

Why are you getting so angry?

You’re a big lawyer

you must know

that interfering with government work can lead to a case.

And this case will be a high-level one.

It’ll cause a lot of damage to you.

Since school days, I’ve wanted to beat you up badly.

I still feel that way, but I won’t beat you up now.

Now, you'll run yourself.

Gang, let’s go!

We’ll also mark the rest of the jungle land with white chalk.

White, white land. Land white, white!

White, white land. Land white, white!

White, white land. Land white, white!

White, white land. Land white, white!

White, white land. Land white, white!

White, white land. Land white, white!

I need to talk to you. - I need to talk to you.

Yes, tell me. - Yes, tell me.

You tell me. - You tell me.

Be quiet.

One, two, three.

I'll tell everyone about the jungle. - I need jungle not home.

What?

I can't stay silent about the jungle matter.

Sorry, your home..

Even I don’t want the home, I need the jungle.

Are you sure?

Damn sure!

Now I don’t just want the home

I want the entire jungle.

Now I also want the entire jungle.

I can’t betray this tree, this sparrow, or any of them.

I won’t let their homes be destroyed.

MP have done enough of what he wanted.

But not anymore.

Forget cutting trees

I won’t even let them break a single leaf.

But they are so powerful. How will we fight them?

Powerful people come from..

Powerful..

What was that line in that film?

What are you trying to say?

That

only one power can defeat these powerful people.

And that is the power of the people.

We need to unite the people.

Yes, done.

Yes.

Come, let’s talk to the people.

"People never change, no matter how often you try"

"A fool will always believe you've misled them, no matter how much you explain"

"The seasons, the rain, all depend on the wood"

"Everyone holds an axe, yet no one reflects"

"If the forest falls, the story ends"

"Where will we breathe, if the trees are no more?"

"Life cannot exist without trees"

"Trees bring us food and water"

"We keep trying to make people understand, but they refuse to listen"

"Illti!" - "Oh, my Illti!"

"Illti!" - "Oh, my Illti!"

"Illti!"

"I am Illti, the mischievous one!"

"I am Illti!" - "Oh, my Illti!"

"I am Illti!" - "Oh, my Illti!"

"I am Illti!" - "Oh, my Illti!"

"I am Illti, the mischievous one!"

Uncle, it’s very important for us to fight this battle.

Please, all of you, stand with us.

Now your social media is useless too, right?

It's not useless, Grandpa.

Then why didn’t people join you?

People only come for selfish gain.

People will only come together when there’s nothing left to lose.

People will unite only when you show them true artistry.

True artistry? - Yes.

What true artistry, Grandpa? - I’ll explain.

Do you understand now?

Forgive me.

Hey, look at how many people are sitting here.

Yeah, they’re sitting.

Hey, shut your mouth, or a fly will get inside.

Stop joking and bring them to the real issue.

These people don’t listen to real issues.

That’s exactly we need to tell them. - Then let's start.

This story is from the time

when a ape first turned into a human.

Yeah, it did happen.

And there you go, it became human.

Oh look, it’s turned back into a ape again.

I think he’s planning something.

Looks like he’s hungry.

I think he’s about to order pizza.

Oh, there was no pizza back then.

He’ll eat fruit instead.

He plucked a fruit

and look, even the tree is happy to give him the fruit.

He ate the fruit, and now his stomach is full.

Oh, what just happened?

I think he’s feeling cold.

If he’s feeling cold, what will he do now?

Wait, let’s see what he does next.

Oh, he broke a branch off the tree!

Is he going to use the branch to cover himself?

I knew you will say some nonsense.

Look, he lit it on fire!

But look over there, the tree seems sad.

If you take something from someone, won’t they feel sad?

Yeah, one thing is for sure

even though humans were created by God

it’s the trees that have nurtured them, right?

You’re absolutely right.

Hey, who is he roaming around with?

He looks so happy.

Hello?

Oh, that’s his wife!

His wife seems to be feeling hot.

No, she’s not feeling hot, she’s asking for a house.

How will he fulfill her wish?

He’s human, he’ll figure something out.

Wait, what’s that? An axe?

Hey human, please don’t cut this tree!

It’s the one that fed you and protected you from the cold.

Please don’t do this, don’t cut it.

But he cut it down.

The human is happy, but the tree is gone.

Why wouldn’t the human be happy? His need is fulfilled.

Did you see how the human used the tree to meet his needs?

Look, the human has built his house.

Did you see how humans cut trees and built massive cities?

Yes, they did.

And they progressed a lot.

Yes, they did.

But in the pursuit of progress

humans lost something very important.

What important thing?

No, no, look, they still have fruits to eat.

They also have houses to live in.

And humans even have cars.

But they’ve lost the most essential thing.

Their breath.

Yes, because humans cut down the trees.

Yes.

Now we’re all going to play a game.

All of you sitting here

and everyone watching

we’re all going to hold our breath for a minute.

Hold our breath?

Are you all ready? - Yes.

Three, two, one.

Aunty couldn’t hold.

Tell me

you all couldn't hold your breath, right?

Water!

You had to take a breath, right?

Without food and water, humans can still survive for some time.

But without oxygen, one cannot survive even for a minute.

Now you all will say that oxygen can’t just run out.

Your time has passed.

But what will the coming generation do?

We have to save oxygen for them, right?

The first things to exist on this earth were trees.

That’s why they have the first right on this earth.

These are our ancestors.

I’m going to save them.

If any of you want to join, come with me.

Otherwise, go watch reels.

Illti bro, I get what you're saying now.

I’ll join you in this fight.

You’ve got a big battle ahead.

Take your friends

and start planting seeds everywhere your find an empty space.

Alright, bro, let’s go.

Come on, hurry up.

Thank you, guys, for supporting us.

We’ll ourselves handle the rest of the fight.

Dad, sorry, you’ll get another complaint soon.

A complaint should definitely come, son.

If it doesn’t, I won't spare you.

Don’t worry, my son’s dad.

Today, these two are united.

A big complaint is definitely coming.

Let’s go.

Lower the camera a bit.

Take a different picture of our gang.

Who’s our photographer?

Look in that camera. - In that one?

Move aside.

Zoom on Sandy.

Sir, you do the inauguration.

Bring the scissors, take them.

Clapping.

Clap, everyone.

There’s trouble, Rana.

This isn’t working.

Sir, it’s too hot, it must’ve melted.

Bring a good scissor.

Rana, when you knew it would be hot

you should’ve kept the scissors in the ice, right, MP sir?

Here you go, sir.

With this, no. - Take it, sir.

It will look good, sir.

The big inauguration should be done with the big scissors.

It’s a highway inauguration

it should be done with the big scissors.

Victory to Sandy's party! - Hey!

Sandy..

Forgive them, they don’t know, it's their habit.

No, you won’t use this slogans.

Victory to MP Sir!

Rana, where is Babli?

Victory!

Sir, start cutting the tree, he will come.

Victory!

Victory to MP Sir!

Here you go, sir. Start.

Sir, just start it, we’ll cut the rest of the trees ourselves.

Move back, everyone. This axe might break.

Where is Babli?

Sir, I’ve called him so many times, he doesn't answer.

Have the police ever arrived on time?

It’s okay, sir.

We’ll use AI to add him in the photo.

You start the cutting.

Where did this wheel come from?

It's from who's car?

MP sir, it’s from your own car.

That angry volunteer?

Where did he come from?

I wonder what problem he’s going to create now.

Rana, talk to your nephew.

Don't you think they are too many?

Yes, but there are fewer who support.

I’ll talk to her.

Oh, Mowgli!

No, these two are Illti and Harbajan.

You handle the Sandy gang, I’ll handle your uncle.

Sandy gang?

They’ve come fully prepared.

Wow. - That’s how it is.

Get ready.

Attack!

Rana, where are our volunteers running off to?

Sir, they were brought here with money, now they’ve run off.

We never discussed fighting, right?

Now there’s a problem everywhere.

Illti, what’s your problem?

You always show up to create problems.

Why do you always create problems in my work?

If you stop creating problems for jungle

I’ll stop creating problems for you, uncle.

Amazing, Illti! Amazing!

You’ve said some great lines!

Oh dear, you’re the leader of the future.

Don’t kiss me, I’m angry with him, let me clear things up.

Hey, Mayor, clear your matter with him.

Sir, is this just my matter?

Press! First, take my interview, then interview the future leader.

We don’t want to promote violence.

Illti, let’s sit down and talk.

I’ll break your legs and hit you, uncle.

You should take out a water gun with magic.

We’ll play Holi.

Yes.

Holi, the festival of colors!

Holi, the festival of colors!

Shut up!

Let me tell you how to play holi!

Look, none of you shoot violence, okay?

Wait a minute, I’ll beat you all.

So, you were hiding here?

I needed to beat you first.

I wasn’t hiding, I was planting trees.

I can’t find space, look, here it is.

You go and bring water.

Bring water!

Don’t take unfair advantage of being a woman.

You're the one taking unfair advantage of NRIs

and leaking information about their homes.

A jobless person has to do something to earn, right?

That doesn’t mean you’ll do the wrong thing.

You! I will give you the job!

The demand to make the highway through the jungle

came from Mayor Rana and his village’s council.

And you all know that we are always with our people.

Illti, leave me alone

I’ll make you a member of the council.

I’ll become a member later

first I’ll make you a human, Mayor.

No, don’t hit me.

Don’t hit me. - You..

Go handle uncle, I’ll handle him.

Uncle!

Today, it’ll be a fight between two men.

Where are the men? - Both of us.

Come here.

No, this might hurt!

Throw it away, fight with your hands.

Without weapons? - Yes.

Come here.

Now, he’s going to hit him, just watch.

Now, it’s your turn.

Sandy, win!

Hit him, bro.

Grab his hand.

Why are you twisting my fingers?

Why are you twisting my fingers?

I’ll twist your neck too.

Why are you after the jungle?

What has the jungle done to you?

And remember, you’ve been eating the fruits of these trees.

Well, I’ve eaten something from every tree too.

Is this how you returned it's favour?

You're marking that area with chalk just because Rana said so?

Are you not ashamed?

And what does Rana even give you?

He doesn't give anything.

He made a deal for basic needs, but sometimes even he backs out.

Really? - Yes, bro.

He doesn't give anything.

Look, these trees are still giving us something.

We’re fighting here, yet it’s giving us something.

What? - Breath.

By doing this, you consume so much oxygen.

Have they ever asked anything in return from you?

Shut up.

You just consumed some more oxygen!

They don’t even ask us for water.

God just gives them water.

You can't even make that effort.

If they ever stop giving oxygen

we could die right here.

Not just us, the whole world.

Shame on you!

What you said is true, Illti.

I understand everything you're saying

but I have personal issue with you.

You haven't been good to me.

I was compelled to keep that bomb.

Because she wanted to know the truth.

I got emotional, so I couldn’t blow the fire.

And that bomb blasted..

I don’t even remember the bomb incident.

Then what are you talking about?

Remember when you cheated by putting a handkerchief on my face

and slapped me and ran away.

Yeah, when we were young.

Oh man, Sandy, was this the thing?

Yeah, is this a small thing?

Wait a minute.

Oh, goodness!

Here, slap me too and get your revenge.

Hit me like I hit you.

Hit me, but support these jungles for me.

Hit me, slap me, and get your revenge.

If this is what satisfies you, Sandy!

Sandy bro, you’ve become emotional, bro.

Hurry up and hit me, I need to go elsewhere also.

Hey.

You’ve started crying.

I’ve found my friend after so long.

Sandy.

They've become friends, bro.

Congratulations, bro.

Congrats to you too.

Love you, Illti.

Bro, I feel like kissing you.

You won’t be able to. - Why?

You don't have a top lip.

But Sandy is with you, bro.

Tell me, you need to take revenge from whom?

From Rana!

Let's go!

The public demands roads, that's why we’re building highways.

If the public demands trees and jungles

we'll turn all of Punjab full of them.

They didn’t even spare Rana.

Uncle.

She beats a lot, man!

Uncle, stop.

Uncle, should I hit you?

Why aren’t you stopping?

We don’t have any enmity.

I’m your uncle.

You have a blood relation with me.

You ended that blood relation the day

you drowned my entire family alive in the sea.

Now I’ll drown you.

Come on, Uncle, drown here.

Sandy, come here please.

Why are you with him?

They both are the ones who ruined our plan.

Did you forget about the car, house, and money?

We’ve been waiting for this day for so long.

We need to cut down the jungle and build a highway.

Yeah, right.

But I’m with them now

if anyone’s getting cut, it’s you.

We will!

We’ll cut you!

We’ll cut you!

Illti, which game should we play?

Only that game can be played with him.

Let’s start.

The police have come, Police! - Look, Babli Singh is here.

Give me my shoe!

Reports, listen to me.

Don't shoot violence.

The police have arrived.

I won't spare you all.

Inspector, they are interfering in government work.

Arrest them.

Babli, arrest all of them.

They are interfering in government work, go arrest them.

They are interfering in government work.

Not in nature’s laws, right?

Are you out of your mind?

Did you come high on something? What are you saying?

You're right.

Earlier I was blinded by the greed for money.

Rana, you’ve cut down many trees for this MP’s sake.

Now, I won’t let you cut any more jungle.

Oh, Mr. corrupter, we weren’t alone in this.

You were also equally involved, don't you remember?

As if you are innocent.

You are equally guilty.

Yes, I am guilty. When did I deny it?

Can you see this FIR file?

The first name in this file is my own.

I’ll bear the consequences for what I’ve done.

But I won’t spare you either.

I think trouble has arrived.

Police officer.

Write my name too.

It’s already written. Everyone’s name is there.

Why yours?

I’ve been setting fire to the jungle too.

I might be a little guilty too.

I deserve a six-month sentence as well.

I’ll go too, Sandy.

Bro, we all will go. - Really?

Alright, let’s ask the police officer too.

We’ll go in our car.

We’ll all go together.

Sandy! - Illti!

Take care in jail. I’ll bring food for you.

Make sure to bring ladyfinger curry.

Take care of your mustache.

Now, I’m not afraid of anyone.

Take care of yourself too.

Goodbye, sister-in-law. Stay happy.

Let’s go.

Gang, here you go. This will be useful for you.

Thank you, sister.

Amrik, epilepsy or a heart attack?

MP sir, its knee.

You have no sense, choose one of these two fingers.

This one. - Epilepsy.

MP Sir had a seizure.

Come quickly.

MP Sir had a seizure.

He's just doing this to get away.

Nothing has happened to him.

He's just acting.

Throw him in the river. Come, pick him up.

We'll make him a big minister.

Give me side.

[inaudible chattering]

He called you sister-in-law casually.

Don’t get angry.

It’s okay.

Don’t make any noise, I know it’s you.

I didn’t make any noise.

You?

Sparrow!

Siti is that you?

Siti’s wife is with him too.

Did you all come?

Look how happy everyone is!

Illti, they were all upset with you, right?

Yes! - But now, they are not!

Really!

Now, we will all party.

Are you all happy?

Where did this goat come from?

Look, all relatives are here. - Everyone’s happy, right?

They’ve called all the relatives.

Hello!

Collect the money, and we’ll all party.

We’ll party.

84 lakh births occur.

I can feel!

I feel like we must have met in a past life.

Not just once

we must have met in every lifetime.

Hey, why are you crying?

What should I do?

You always said you wouldn’t leave me.

Now you're going to Canada.

Now, you've even get your own home.

You've even get the whole jungle too.

Hey, my dear Illti!

I have some important work.

I’ll finish it and come back quickly.

This time, I’ll bring my family with me.

Call them!

Don’t they know how to board a plane?

I'll have to go and bring them.

And they should also realize that our village is far better than Calgary.

I’ll definitely come back.

Girls going to Canada rarely come back.

Do you understand or not? Be quiet!

Okay!

Come here!

I found my true love!

Enough now!

Be quiet!

let's go now!

I found my girl!

Will you drop me at the airport

or should I take a lift from someone else?

Why would you take a lift from someone else?

I'll drop you.

Come on!

Let's go now!

Let's go now!

"What?"

"My eyes are opening, beauty is unfolding before me"

"My eyes are opening, beauty is unfolding before me"

"O dear, just give me a little drink, I'm craving it"

"Your youth!"

"Your youth is like fire, you don’t need a matchstick."

"O boys be careful, this girl looks very beautiful"

"Your youth is like fire, you don’t need a matchstick."

"O boys be careful, this girl looks very beautiful"

"You go to the casino every day, you buy mascarpone"

"You work out at the gym and also drink cappuccino"

"Your youth is like fire you don’t need a matchstick"

"Your youth is like fire you don’t need a matchstick"

"O boys be careful, this girl looks very beautiful"

"Your youth is like fire you don’t need a matchstick"

"O boys be careful, this girl looks very beautiful"

"O dear, you are so beautiful and you are my cutie"

"Your cheeks are sweet and your lips are like cherries"

"I have a firm duty at the first turn of your house"

"Your youth is like fire you don’t need a matchstick"

"O boys be careful, this girl looks very beautiful"

"Your youth is like fire you don’t need a matchstick"