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We destroyed our own planet.
Actually, it was pretty predictable.
We were moving like the Titanic,
even though we knew we were heading toward the iceberg
that we would eventually hit.
But no one cared.
We kept having fun.
The band kept playing.
No one wanted the party to end.
Temperatures quickly climbed.
Water from the ice caps submerged the continents.
The permafrost then released methane.
Viruses and bacteria, extinct for millions of years, woke up.
They were patiently waiting to kill us all.
It was too late to save the Earth.
Governments had rockets built,
to send survivors into space.
Only politicians, and the powerful could get a ticket.
But they had no clear plan as to the destination.
After all, there is no spare Earth.
They probably died from cosmic radiation,
or they killed each other for the last supplies.
The Earth, intelligent and exhausted, got rid of its enemy,
namely us, humans.
Meanwhile, the survivors have taken refuge in a safe place.
In shelters, on top of mountains,
high enough to be able to escape the contaminated zone.
I don't know what they are become.
Is my family alive?
I think so.
That's why I live here,
solitary, without being alone.
My companion is a box of conserve.
It's a small R-WAR 5 military robot from the third generation.
It's no longer in good condition, having served during the Climate Wars.
It makes a noise like scrap metal and it doesn't look like anything anymore.
But it was programmed to protect me.
Protect me? From who?
His name is Arthur.
I'm glad he's here.
At least I have someone to talk to.
Arthur, I'm going to go down to town.
I advise you not to. It's a dangerous expedition.
The area is contaminated.
You must not drink the water in this area.
- Not even a drop. - I know.
Watch the base and don't let anyone in.
I am a patrol robot.
My duty is to protect your home, Eva.
That was a joke.
Do you know what that means?
Of course.
It's a short story meant to make the listener laugh.
There's also irony, black humor or bad jokes,
that only amuse the person telling them.
Calm down. You're going to start sweating.
Robots don't sweat.
That was a bad joke.
I'll be back in a few hours.
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Hello, Eva. The password, please.
- "Scarlet". - Correct password.
How was your day?
I went to the mall, and had coffee with a friend.
Then we met some friends at a concert. It was great.
I'm going to have to fix your eye.
Hello, Eva. The password, please.
- Paws full. - Incorrect password.
Stand back, or I'll be forced to open fire.
"Scarlet". Damn robot.
Correct password.
Shower system activated.
This is Eva Wisz.
Registration number 278-054-321.
Call Sierra-5-Lima-1-2.
My position is: 50ยฐ8'N 18ยฐ51'E.
I'm alive and waiting for contact.
I hope I'm not the last one alive.
I'm waiting for contact.
I'm waiting for contact.
Arthur, how about a guessing game?
I'm a robot. I can solve all the riddles.
I know, you always win.
But we're going to play anyway.
In three rounds, okay?
And no math problems.
Okay. First riddle, please.
I'll definitely arrive, but never today.
Who am I?
The correct answer is: tomorrow.
Now, my turn.
What can't speak, but always responds when spoken to?
That's the echo.
You can break it without having to touch it.
The correct answer is: a promise.
Excellent answer, robot.
It was a promise.
So, we are tied.
Here is my riddle.
A man is 13 years old in 2040, but 8 years old in 2045.
How is this possible?
13 years old and 5 years later 8 years old?
We can't go back in time.
That's too bad, actually.
Ah, I know. He lived before Jesus Christ.
Well done, very funny.
Correct.
That's the right answer.
You can give me another riddle, please.
Let's see...
Three robots are crossing the desert in single file.
And the first one says:
"In front of me, I can see the desert"
"and behind me, two robots."
The second one, the one in the middle, says:
"In front of me, I see a robot and behind me, a robot."
The last one in line, the third robot then says:
"In front of me, I see two robots"
"and behind me, I see a robot."
Why does he say that?
What kind of robots are they?
Why does this matter?
What kind of robots are these?
So why does the last robot say that?
Think about it.
Can't you guess?
Of course, only a human can answer this riddle.
Which means I won!
I won against a robot for the first time. Wow!
What's the solution, please?
I won't give it to you. You'll have to think a little harder, robot.
Arthur,
what if we got married, you and me?
Marriage is the union of two people, usually a man and a woman.
Followed by a life together made of mutual aid and cooperation
to form a fulfilled family.
I'm sorry, Eva. But no.
I don't believe it. That's very arrogant of you.
I could be a perfect wife.
I'll cook, I'll take care of you.
Say yes, Arthur. We can grow old together.
Marrying a machine makes no sense.
You would be making a terrible mistake.
What makes sense anymore?
Do you know what loneliness is?
I have no one left.
Do you hear? Nobody.
You're all I have left.
Where is Mr. Krzysztof?
He must be leading an army of robots.
How many times are you going to ask me?
My father built this base
and after the war, he rejoined his unit and brought you back here.
He found you in a warehouse.
I remember the day he left you with me.
He said to me: "Don't worry, I'll be back soon."
"I promise."
"And this robot will protect you."
"You are now its owner and you can give it orders."
We are all alone here,
and we both know each other well,
so I ask you the question again.
Dear Arthur, would you marry me?
I'm sorry, I have to decline.
What's wrong with you?
"Scarlet."
A simple breakdown could cause serious problems for the couple.
What to do if one of the spouses breaks down?
We replace it with a new model.
We can replace a robot.
But can we replace a human?
No one is irreplaceable.
Since humanity has existed, there have always been replacements.
One thing can replace another, without necessarily being better.
And by replacing too much,
we end up alone.
Arthur, do you realize
that we are probably alone in the world?
I can't confirm that.
The latest data I have, dates from late 2040.
The human population had reached 9 and a half billion.
I don't have updated data.
And even if it did exist, I don't have access to it. Sorry, Eva.
I always leave my contact information in the contaminated area.
I did it in the city.
I hope someone stumbles upon it.
But if there are no humans left, why leave your information?
If they left no trace, I conclude that they were annihilated.
Robots are not programmed to self-destruct.
Remind me of the three laws of robotics.
Rule number 1. A robot must not harm a human,
- intentionally or by omission. - Use a retro voice.
Rule number 2. A robot must obey the orders of a human,
unless it contradicts the first law.
Rule number 3. A robot must protect itself,
unless it contradicts the first or second law.
Do you know this law?
A robot must always protect its own existence,
to do this, it must find new sources of energy.
In short, this is my source of energy.
Good old solar panels from the 2020s.
Besides, why am I the one putting them together?
I'm a patrol robot, not an assembler robot.
My mission is to prevent intruders from entering here.
What do you think an intruder is?
It's simple: those who don't have the password.
That's an interesting definition.
Remember the border, during the Climate Wars?
You didn't let anyone through.
Yet they were humans, not intruders.
Negative. They were intruders. They didn't have the password.
What are you talking about? It seems...
that you don't know why you were built
During the First World War, there was no water in India
and temperatures rose so much
that people and animals boiled alive.
What did you want them to do?
Apart from fleeing?
To go where they had a chance of surviving.
And what did the Northern countries do?
They deployed thousands of robots like you
all along their border.
Thousands of robots
who carried out the greatest extermination of the human race.
They didn't let anyone pass.
And no one passed.
No one.
A genocide targeting people who only wanted to live,
to defend their children and families.
"Scarlet."
This is impossible.
Robots cannot harm humans.
You served and led an army of robots during the Wars.
Your memory has been erased.
I know the tasks I must perform.
If I knew how to do it, I would reprogram you,
and give you more important tasks than your stupid patrols.
You're going around in circles for no reason!
I'm programmed for this. I have a defined patrol sector.
I must not leave or exceed it.
It's for your safety. My mission is to protect your home.
And therefore, to protect you, Eva.
If I could reprogram you, you'd be a kitchen robot, you know?
You'd be a little more useful to me.
You see, Arthur, we're going to have more electricity.
I have to assemble these panels.
That way, we can put up some lights. It's almost Christmas.
I'll get you a gift.
Robots don't get gifts.
I don't even know what I'd do with a gift.
I always forget that you're just a piece of junk.
A rudimentary android.
A machine that feels no emotion.
Make an effort, will you?
What if you pretended to be human?
That would help me.
Eva!
I know what I want for Christmas.
An eye. I need a new eye.
You'll get one.
Tomorrow, we'll put up the Christmas tree.
Eva?
What is the answer to the riddle about the three robots in the desert?
Why did the robot say that?
I won't tell you that.
The point of a riddle is to make you think.
BOOK OF CODES
I'll get the Christmas tree.
It will be artificial, because, as you know, there are no more trees.
I advise you not to do it. It's a dangerous expedition.
Put on a protective suit and take oxygen tanks.
You must not drink water from this area under any circumstances.
Not even a drop.
Calm down. I know.
Hello, Eva. The password, please.
"Scarlet".
Incorrect password.
Back off, or I'll have to open fire.
"Scarlet".
Are you kidding me?
You recognize me, right?
- What's my name? - Eva.
We agree. It's me, Eva.
Let me in.
The password, please.
The password has been the same for three months. "Ecarlate".
That's the old password. The new one, please.
The new one...
Shit.
Arthur, I remember the procedure.
The password changes every three months.
The old password is "scarlet".
And the new passwords are in the Code Book...
which is on the fridge.
Then give me the new password.
Let me into the base.
That's an order!
Sure. I understand.
An order is an order.
The password, please.
How am I supposed to give it to you?
Fuck, that sucks!
Hello, Eva.
The password, please.
"Scarlet"?
The new password is different from the old one.
Indigo, Amethyst...
Green apple, Prussian blue, mahogany, olive, emerald,
purple, cyan, carmine, terracotta, what do I know?
"Terracotta"...
Negative. Incorrect password.
Arthur...
Stupid robot, you know who I am.
Am I Eva or not?
Do you see anyone else here?
I'm probably the last human being on the planet.
I managed to survive.
And I'm doing everything I can to stay alive.
Now what?
Am I supposed to die right now, because I don't know the password?
Move over, you moron. I'm going in.
You're not kidding?
No, you're not kidding.
He's going around in circles like a robot vacuum cleaner.
He has a limited patrol area.
Here, he doesn't see me.
There must be a way in.
It's just a robot.
Hello, Arthur.
It's a nice day today.
Indeed, today, it's a particularly nice day.
Hello, Eva. Password, please.
Okay, but first, I have to get into the base. I need an axe.
To cut down the Christmas tree.
Without an axe, it's going to be difficult.
Affirmative, it would be difficult without an axe.
Just a formality...
Password, please.
I have a question.
I'm listening.
Why do you need an axe? There are no more trees.
Without a password, you won't let me in?
Yet you know me.
Affirmative, I know you.
But I can't let you in.
Changing your password regularly ensures your safety.
That's a good solution.
This procedure was developed for you, Eva.
Think about it.
If you know me
and you know that I'm Eva
and that I've always known the password
but today, I forgot it.
Well, I didn't forget it, I rather forgot to check it.
That doesn't mean I'm not Eva.
You always say to me: "Hello Eva".
So you recognize me?
Right?
Affirmative.
I recognize you, Eva.
Okay. If I'm Eva,
that I live here,
that we've known each other for several years,
and that the password is a formality, here's what we're going to do:
I'm going to enter the database for a second,
I'll check the new password pass
and then I'll give it to you.
And if it turns out...
that it's the wrong password,
you won't let me in.
You can even kill me.
Is that okay?
Does that make sense to you?
I can't kill you.
I can't kill humans. I was created to protect them.
I can only kill intruders.
And you see intruders?
- Intruders are... - Those who don't have the password.
Bravo, now take into account this data and you'll see...
that if I'm Eva, I can't be an intruder.
This statement is only apparently correct.
Why is that?
The algorithm is simple.
An intruder doesn't have the password. Eva does.
An intruder can't have the password so he can't give it away.
How could he have the password?
Does that make sense, Eva?
Hello, Eva.
I'm not Eva.
I'm a refugee.
I'm here to seek asylum.
Could I speak to the owner of this base?
What's the problem?
What does Article 14 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights say?
Every human being may seek asylum in another country from persecution.
I am being persecuted.
I am seeking asylum.
Immediately.
Of course.
I just have to report it to Eva.
And where is this Eva?
Over there, behind the generator.
Then I'll go get her
and if she comes back in the meantime,
give her the message.
Hello Arthur. Is everything okay here?
There's been an incident.
An intruder tried to get in. He threw stones at me.
And a refugee just passed by.
Where is the refugee?
Behind the generator, with the intruder.
Listen to me carefully.
If this refugee comes back,
give her water immediately. That's an order.
Refugees have the right to ask for help. Understood?
Understood. We must help the refugees.
Hello, guard.
I'm a refugee.
I'm seeking asylum. But first, I'd like some water.
Eva told me a refugee was coming.
Protocol requires that I ask you questions.
Go ahead.
Are you a climate or political refugee?
Political, of course.
Climate refugees have no rights.
I can confirm that,
political.
Please prove to me that you are persecuted in your country.
There is no need for proof to obtain refugee status.
It is stipulated in the Geneva Convention.
Isn't it?
A foreigner must prove that he is in danger of persecution.
That is, he is persecuted in his country
or a military conflict in his country threatens his security.
What is your question then?
For what reasons did you leave your country?
I fled because of the war.
Military operations in the country of origin
do not guarantee the automatic granting of refugee status.
What is worse than war?
My attacker burned my house, killed my family and shot me.
I have been walking for months, isn't that enough?
Indeed, you have suffered relatively serious damage.
"Relatively serious"?
Please provide me with the documents.
What documents?
Oh, those.
I had them, but I lost them.
I fled and survived as best I could.
Please prove that a border crossing official
granted you refugee status.
Refugees must file an application at a border crossing.
Did you do it?
Yes. Can I have some water?
I'll get you some water.
But first, I have to give Eva some.
She's dehydrated and will probably die soon.
Water for Eva first, then for the refugee, and finally for the intruder.
In that exact order.
Eva, do you think there are any other humans left on Earth?
It's unlikely, I've already told you.
Then how come there was a refugee and an intruder here?
How do you expect me to know?
I know where there are other humans.
Where?
In this power plant.
There hasn't been anyone here for years. Do you understand?
It's empty.
So who maintains it? Without humans, how can it still work?
It's stupid robots who maintain it.
Robots? What for? Why wasn't it closed?
Give me some water first.
I can't. I'm not allowed to.
- I can't take anything from the base and... - And...
and you can't bring anything in without the permission of the person in charge.
I know! You already told me.
It's to keep me safe.
That's funny, since I'm about to die.
Perfect. I'm glad we're finally agreeing on this.
Do you know why the power plant is still working?
Because a stupid robot like you must be in control of his system.
And his finger must have gotten stuck one centimeter from a key on the keyboard.
From the "Enter" key.
He got stuck there.
And you know why?
Because it's a robot, a stupid machine.
And because at the end of the complex procedure to shut down the plant
a message appeared.
A simple message.
"Confirm that you are not a robot".
A robot authorized to condemn a power plant must act appropriately.
Robots can't lie.
So you'll never understand my riddle.
I know it's not enough.
But you can do it, kids.
I have a proposition to make to you.
Do you remember the riddle about the three robots in the desert?
Affirmative. And I still haven't managed to solve it.
Let's make a deal.
I'll give you the answer and you, you let me in.
You won't fool me.
I'm a third-generation robot, prepared for any attempt at manipulation.
Then give me water
and you will have the answer.
Why didn't they condemn her?
18%.
That's 87 minutes.
Travel time and 40 minutes to find water.
40 minutes.
I would like to report an incident.
An intruder tried to enter with a vehicle.
Where is this intruder?
He survived, he's hiding behind the generator with the refugee.
What if I told you it was me?
Instead of protecting me...
you would have killed me.
I never make mistakes.
Eva.
Here's some water, you need to drink.
You can come in if you give me the password.
If you want to live, this is a good solution.
Arthur.
Give me some water.
I beg you.
I wish you and I could get married.
A husband should take care of his wife.
A husband should indeed take care of his wife.
What if I had been yours?
Would you give me water?
Yes,
Eva.
But a new variable prevents any possibility of marriage with you.
What variable?
You're going to die tomorrow. Maybe even tonight.
A human can't survive without water for several days.
Especially with such serious injuries.
What are you talking about?
I'm in great shape.
There's another problem, probably even more serious.
More serious than my death?
Yes.
I'll become the first widowed robot.
And I wouldn't know what to do as a widowed robot.
Let me remind you that I'm a patrol robot.
Eva. I sense that this is maybe not the right time.
I wouldn't want to be tactless, especially in such circumstances.
But I have to ask you one last question.
This must be a really important question.
Since you're about to die,
I'd like to know the answer to the three robots in the desert riddle.
No.
Not yet.
I have to...
again...
beat this machine.
Go back to the base. You can drink water.
I just need the password, please.
Maybe you have hidden features.
Maybe a "human" mode will activate.
My "emergency" mode will activate once your death is confirmed.
That's a good solution.
Will the password reset?
If the owner dies, the password is automatically deactivated.
That's a good solution.
And you will become the last survivor.
You are not the only person on Earth.
There is still hope that the human species will survive.
Impossible.
Over the last hour, I've run several complex analyses.
When you die soon, Eva, there will be a refugee and an intruder left.
They're there, behind the generator.
A refugee and an intruder are going to save the world.
Correct.
There is one last glimmer of hope.
I have one last request.
You will have to water my seeds.
They must grow.
Make sure to save...
my...
lavender.
"Lavender".
Password correct.
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