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That feels good.

Just do it.

Come on.

Come here, baby.

Kiss me right now.

That feels good.

Come on, just do it.

Come here, baby, kiss me now.

I'm so horny.

Come on, let's fuck.

That feels good.

Come on.

Come on, baby, kiss me now.

I feel so horny.

Let's fuck.

Oh, damn.

My God, you're unbelievable.

Do you want me to go out and work for you?

Shall I go searching...

for corpses?

How long do you think that's going to last?

Look at the state of him!

I'll tell you something:

If I meet a guy with money...

then you won't see me around here anymore.

I'm not going to waste the best years of my life...

here with you in this hole!

It's me.

Shall I go searching...

but I can't make it then.

Couldn't we meet tomorrow evening?

That's fine with me. I don't know what to do anyway.

There's an interesting film showing at the cinema.

What kind of film is it?

Yeah, I heard about it.

Okay, I'll get the tickets...

and please be on time.

Okay, see you.

Yes, I'll be on time.

One coffee, please. With milk.

That's one mark.

You know, I've always been interested in ornithology.

As a small boy, I often went into the woods.

There was a small bird colony of about 40 birds...

which nestled high up in the pine trees.

And as we went to Iceland a few months ago...

my interest awoke to new life.

In the midst of the city is a small lake...

and every day a lot of rare ducks appeared there.

For example, eider ducks...

whose feathers are used to make eiderdown...

and heron ducks...

and also singing swans, that you don't see much around here.

Did you also see ice ducks?

Yes, ice ducks too.

They can only be found in Iceland and in Norway.

I found all that so exciting...

that I later went to the home museum of Reykjavik...

where they had an extremely rare bird on display...

that became extinct in 1840.

It is called Geyrevogel in Iceland.

It's German name is Dronte or Riesenbrillenalk...

and there exist just a few stuffed specimens of this bird.

I was quite astonished to find one of them in East Berlin...

at the Museum of Natural Science.

The Dronte was a big bird, about three feet high, unable to fly...

and laid just one egg a year.

Did you know that Lummen can also be found in Helgoland?

They have a funny name: Trottellummen.

Anyway, there's a nice natural history museum in Helgoland...

and I went there.

They had a lot of stuffed birds...

and all kinds offish swimming in the pools...

like codfish and herrings...

in salt water pumped in from the seacoast.

The main city of the Westmannsinseln is called Hmy.

I went for a walk there and came to a green meadow...

where suddenly some strange birds started flapping around me...

and as if laughing at me...

began a curious tune.

They got real thin legs, as thin as a match...

and about this long...

and are called Mornell-Referencer.

Very strange.

Anyway, they continued circling me to distract me from their nests.

That's instinctive behavior to deter enemies.

The largest living birds ever to exist on Earth...

were the moas from New Zealand.

They couldn't fly and measured up to 11 feet.

The Maoris used to ride on them.

There are some more birds which are unable to fly...

such as the kiwi...

which has nothing to do with that prickly, little fruit.

It lives in Australia...

and is their national bird.

Another one is a small parrot...

but I don't know exactly what it's called.

It's a small, green one...

that makes small paths through the underbrush.

And of course the penguins, which you also know.

Did you know that those are direct descendants of the dinosaurs?

I haven't heard that before...

but according to the theory of evolution...

birds are the only descendants of the dinosaurs.

You know, there's this archae-such and such...

that was found petrified.

It was a flying dinosaur which became the ancestor of all birds.

So, birds are actually dinosaurs. Can you imagine?

A sparrow is a dinosaur?

Ten past nine, I was tired of waiting.

Not being on time has always made me angry...

and I didn't want to miss the beginning of the movie.

On top or on the side?

On top.

Thanks.

Got some salt?

What do you do for a living?

I dub films.

What kind of films?

Sex films.

Come on, you're kidding me?

No, really. That's why I liked the movie we just saw.

They were only sitting and eating.

It's different from the monotony of porn flicks.

What do you do?

I work at a hospital as a nurse.

That's my great-grandmother. Looks as if she's sleeping.

That's her husband.

He died soon afterwards.

That looks like she's buried alive.

I have an absolute horror of being buried alive.

Here's my mother...

and this is my aunt's burial.

That was beautiful, very solemn.

They had a choir singing choral hymns.

Right, but I'm still alive.

Look, it's almost real.

Let me down, okay?

Let me down, will you?

Hi. I'm terribly sorry.

I really wanted to be on time.

It doesn't matter.

Let's not quarrel about that now.

- Want a coffee? - Yes, please.

Two coffees, please.

How are you?

Quite well. I can't complain.

How are you?

I'm not sure. That's why I wanted to talk with you.

I met a girl a short time ago...

and people in love are supposed to be happy...

but somehow she bewilders me.

That's part of the game, isn't it?

Well, not quite.

She's really nice but...

I think she's somehow... perverse.

You, of all people, you call somebody perverse.

I thought that in your job one gets to see everything.

Nothing like her.

She doesn't want me to move while having sex...

and takes strange pictures of me.

My philosophy...

The first rule is: You look good.

That's just a given in our case, you know?

Women are lonely.

That's the topic of today's session.

It's disgusting how you just sit here and let yourself go.

You're a man. You must notice that something is wrong here.

Just sit up straight and fix your tie properly.

Maybe it's going to work out after all.

The thing is...

you can't always pretend to be nothing but a totally incapable, miserable slob.

The point is to find some way to get a start.

If you try to get into it and then withdraw in such a way...

Do Wu get 'w?

Is that clear?

Hey, wake up. We're done.

This is Mark. These are some friends of mine.

We got to go now.

What have you been doing?

We watched a videotape.

My friends brought it along.

Let me see.

Come on, let me see it.

Very well.

Stop the tape.

Stop it!

I wouldn't want to get acquainted with those friends.

Why not?

Because it's totally perverse to watch this for fun.

Or don't you like it?

I find it interesting...

and in any case less perverse than films that always show...

dicks and cunts in close-up.

That's supposed to turn you on, but it doesn't work with everybody.

Then you shouldn't have left so abruptly.

I don't want to talk about it on the phone.

Why don't you come over tomorrow evening...

and I'll explain it to you, okay?

Okay, see you.

Congratulations, you're pregnant.