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["George of the Jungle"
theme song playing]
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♪ Strong as he can be ♪
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[George screams]
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♪ Strong as he can be ♪
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[George screams]
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[George screaming]
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Benny, stop. Why are
we watching him swing
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in his underwear
over and over again?
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This sleepover sucks.
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Can we do something else?
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Yeah, duh. I don't wanna
watch this stupid movie.
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[presenter] Coming up next in the
countdown: Britney Spears with "Lucky."
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This is a story about
a girl named Lucky.
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["Lucky" playing]
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[Britney] ♪ Early morning ♪
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♪ She wakes up ♪
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- ♪ Knock, knock, knock... ♪
- [knocks on door]
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- I'm up.
- That's my perfect boy.
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♪ It's time for makeup ♪
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Hey, what's up, everybody?
I'm Benny. Um, I love pussy.
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♪ It's you they're
all waiting for... ♪
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[both chuckle]
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♪ They go isn't she lovely?
This Hollywood girl? ♪
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Benny. B... Benny.
Benny. I'm Benny. Benny.
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Hey, freshman. Hook it in.
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Downstairs in ten.
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Yeah.
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♪ Cries in her lonely
heart, thinking ♪
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♪ If there's nothing
missing in my life ♪
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♪ Then why do these
tears come at night? ♪
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♪ Lost in an image ♪
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Here we are.
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♪ In a dream but there's no
one there to wake her up ♪
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Bye, Mom and Dad.
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♪ And the world is spinning
and she keeps on winning ♪
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[phone chimes]
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{\an8}♪ But tell me what
happens when it stops? ♪
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{\an8}[Tim] Sorry about last
night. Fell asleep.
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{\an8}Have fun at college.
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[phone chimes]
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♪ They go isn't she lovely? ♪
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{\an8}- [song stops]
- [phone rings]
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- Hailee? I just got to the dorm.
- [Hailee] Roomie!
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I don't think I see you, but you did look
different in every photo you sent me.
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Carm, I'm in sort of, like,
a pink little crop moment.
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- I think I see you.
- Really?
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- Are you Latinx?
- Uh, Latinx?
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Roomie-ass bitch!
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- Oh, my God. I love you. [chuckles]
- [song continues]
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♪ She's so lucky ♪
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Where are your parents? I wanna meet them.
I'm good with parents, I swear to God.
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- Not mine but everyone else's.
- Oh. My parents, they, uh...
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they were crying so hard
and it was so embarrassing
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so I was like,
"Scram." [chuckles]
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Fuck.
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I just sent my loser stepdad to go get
us another beanbag chair at Tarjay,
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so now I hoped yours could
help me carry my vanity.
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Our vanity.
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I begged my mom, and she finally caved
and got us a GRÅFJÄLLET. [giggles]
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Okay, great.
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Hey. Oh. Hey, papa bear. Hi.
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Would you actually mind
carrying that to our room?
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I'm just really exhausted carrying
these tits around. [chuckles]
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[grunts] There's the
last of it. [sighs]
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- [gasps] Oh, my God.
- Oh. Benny, there's your sister.
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Grace must have dropped 20.
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And you thought her spending all
summer with Peter was a bad idea.
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- No, I didn't.
- Sh-She looks like a different person.
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- [Benny's mom] I didn't.
- Wow.
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- Hey! Frisbee! Hit me!
- [player 1] All right, watch out!
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- [grunts]
- [player 2] Sorry!
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[groans] Nut sack.
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- Are you okay?
- I'm good.
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- Hi, Mom.
- You look fantastic, honey.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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A million fucking colleges
and you have to choose mine.
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You know Dad made me.
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Only 'cause you've never
made a choice of your own.
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Mr. S, I don't know if
Grace mentioned it, but, uh,
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for most of the summer I was
interning with Hawksworth Financial.
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You know, Ben's gonna be
a business major as well.
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Ah, smart man, Bento.
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- Thanks. I... I love business.
- He loves business.
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I'm sad I didn't get
to meet your roommate.
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His intro email said he rows crew
so, probably has crazy hours.
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah, I think that's it.
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- [cries, sniffles]
- Oh, Mom, it's okay.
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- Who will I be when you go?
- You'll be okay, Mom.
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[whimpers] Sorry.
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Okay. [sighs]
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Awesome. Yeah.
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- Bye, Mom.
- I love you.
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I love you too.
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Oh, my God. She's still there.
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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I've seen that movie 500 times.
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Okay, fine, I've seen it...
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I've never seen it.
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[student] Yo.
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Oh, shit.
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- Shit. Sorry, dude. [chuckles]
- Oh, no. It's all cool.
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- Had some stank on it.
- Ah, thanks, man.
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Nice lettuce. Damn.
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For real.
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I'm looking for orientation.
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Oh, dog. We got a freshman.
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Yeah, tight.
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Uh, do you guys know
where Conrad Quad is?
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Oh, nah, dog. We don't do class.
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[chuckles] Oh, shit. Yo, yo. It's
a girl. [clears throat, sniffs]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Can you film me?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course.
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- You likey?
- Yeah. Yeah, I likey.
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Um, do you know
where Conrad Quad is?
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Oh. No, I don't go here.
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Gays would know.
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[chuckles] Bro, she wants you.
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[laughs]
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Hi.
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- You can at least say hi.
- [scoffs] Sup, dude.
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- Do you want a free condom?
- Oh, yeah, yo, take one.
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You're gonna need one later tonight
when you hookup with freshman baddie.
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- Come on.
- Oh.
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- [club member] Totally.
- [clears throat]
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It's gonna be really
fun for you, bruh.
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Okay, well, Conrad Quad
is through the tunnel,
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past the climate
change protest so...
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Bye.
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Hi. Are you gay?
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Welcome, freshmen group seven.
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I'm Kevin and I'm your new
student orientation leader.
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And I am co-leader Courtney.
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Okay. And, um, that's Michelle.
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You might recognize us from the
school's diversity brochure,
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diversity website and
Diversity in Action panel.
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And this is the extent
of that diversity.
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- Okay, Michelle, let's not be a downer.
- This school doesn't have any ramps.
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- Hey, Courtney.
- Yeah?
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Show us how you N.S.O. My hands
are high, my hands are low.
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And this is how I
N.S.O. [giggles]
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[gasps] Oh, what?
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[grunting] Whoo!
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- What?
- [Courtney giggles] Thank you.
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- Okay.
- Now, everyone, stand up.
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Show us how you N.S.O.
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Come on, guys. We can
do it. We can do it.
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[Courtney, freshmen] Her hands
are high, her hands are low.
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And this is how she N.S.Os.
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[Kevin, Courtney giggle]
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- [Courtney] And then we dab it.
- [Kevin] Dab it.
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[Kevin, Courtney cheering]
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- [Courtney] Nice. Nice.
- [Kevin] Okay, good dab. Good dab.
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That was so fun.
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Welcome to college, where
you can have a fresh start.
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And you can be whoever
you wanna be here.
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Can you?
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Okay. Let's...
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Let's tell the person next
to you who we wanna be here.
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Hmm? Me?
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- I wanna be a TEDx speaker.
- Oh.
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I wanna be a DJ.
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I'm Amanda Knox's cousin.
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Is that who you wanna
be or just who you are?
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No. She was
innocent. It was a...
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It was a fucking
witch hunt, really.
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- It was an Italian detective...
- Who do you wanna be?
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[Knox's cousin]
Are you kidding me?
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Um.
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I played football in high
school, so maybe, you know,
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- something sports re...
- Okay. Let me guess. Homecoming king?
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No.
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- [crowd cheers]
- [student] Fuck yeah, Benny!
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- Yes, but it was close. I had to campaign.
- Mmm.
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Valedictorian?
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- And I, for one, can't wait to be there.
- [crowd cheers]
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Thank you.
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- Technically.
- Dated cheerleaders?
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Okay. Well, uh, since you know my
whole life story, who do you wanna be?
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I don't know.
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It's a dumb question.
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Okay, but is it a dumb question?
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Or are we just dumb for
not having an answer?
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- Both?
- [both chuckle]
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- Where you from?
- New York.
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- Like Manhattan?
- No, like, right outside the city.
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- Brooklyn? [chuckles]
- Right outside that.
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- Queens?
- I'm from Jersey.
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Sick.
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No one has ever said sick
when they heard Jersey.
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Where are you from?
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Idaho.
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[chuckles] People
are from there?
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Yes.
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Do you have any, like,
movie theaters there?
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- Of course.
- Mm-hmm.
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There are two.
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And how many of your cousins
have you hooked up with?
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Also two.
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I'm Benny.
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Carmen.
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[phone chimes]
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{\an8}[automated voice] Tim Watkins
was tagged in a photo.
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[Ashleigh] Here's to the
nights we'll never remember,
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with the friends
we'll never forget.
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My roomie-ass bitch and I are throwing
a pregame in our dorm tonight.
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You should come.
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It'll be a night we don't remember
with friends we won't forgive.
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Uh. What? [chuckles]
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Uh, sorry. It... We will remember
the night... We won't remember...
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The people is what we will
remember and shall always cherish.
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- We can workshop it.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
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Tonight.
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[Knox's cousin] Bro, Amanda is
not a killer. She's an empath.
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I don't know. I feel like I
can't show up to my first pregame
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- without bringing something so... Please.
- Okay. I'm just doing this once.
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00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,566
What kind of vodka do you want?
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Maple-syrup flavor.
Something like that.
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Flavored vodka? Adults
don't really drink that.
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Jesus. Take it easy on the guy.
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- We're just teasing. It's fun. Right?
- [Benny] Yeah. It's fun.
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Thank you.
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You watch the game last night?
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Oh, it was fucking crazy.
227
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Not that crazy. They tied 0-0.
228
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Yeah, it was a nail-biter.
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So, uh, how the freshman
ladies treating ya?
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- Any, uh... Any hotties?
- Definitely.
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This one girl actually
invited me to her pregame,
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- so that's what this is for.
- Oh, shit, Bento!
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Yo, bring bitch to the
Beta house party tonight.
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I'll wingman for you.
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Sick. Yeah, um, what time?
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Uh, late.
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All right, great.
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Like 8:00? 8:15?
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- Bento, you're fucking with me.
- Like 9:30 or...
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No earlier than 11:00.
241
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,113
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's great.
242
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,115
I love the night.
243
00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,575
Oh, yeah?
244
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,827
Yeah. So...
245
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,622
I'm gonna help you seal
the deal. All right?
246
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,957
Tonight sets the tone
for the rest of college.
247
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:11,463
Either you're a
dude who fucks or...
248
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,134
nah.
249
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,179
Nah. No... um.
250
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,763
Nah, I'm...
251
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,849
I'm definitely gonna
fuck some vagina tonight.
252
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,975
[chuckling] Okay.
253
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,268
Weird way of saying it...
254
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,978
- Yeah. Yeah.
- ...but I like your spirit.
255
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,772
- Legend.
- Yo.
256
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,690
[both imitate bird call]
257
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,485
- Oh, shit. You know that? You know that.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
258
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,486
- That's tight.
- Yeah, my friends and I used to...
259
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,072
- bird call.
- Nice.
260
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,740
- Nice.
- Mmm. Yeah.
261
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,034
- You lying to me?
- Yeah. No. I mean...
262
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,119
Here.
263
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,830
Two handles of regular vodka,
so you don't get laughed at.
264
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,206
See, I'm nice.
265
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,916
- Yeah you are, real nice.
- [Benny] Thanks, sis.
266
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,626
[moans] And that's nice.
267
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,836
[kissing] Oh, okay.
268
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:55,047
- [moans] All right.
- That's awesome.
269
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,258
Later, Bento.
270
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:57,801
Definitely, Pete.
271
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,514
Do you like her?
272
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,058
- Uh...
- For, like, a threesome?
273
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,851
It might be fun.
274
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,229
- Wait. For real?
- Yeah.
275
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,149
I've always wanted
to, and it might help.
276
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,194
Fucking Grace for the win.
277
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,703
[sighs]
278
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,084
Tonight, you fuck.
279
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,301
Oh, what's that?
280
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:44,096
- Fuck. It broke.
- What?
281
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,598
[clicks tongue] Yeah.
282
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,810
- [chuckles] Shall we watch music videos?
- Yes. [giggles]
283
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,398
Seal the deal, Bento.
284
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,276
You're not nah.
285
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,614
[sighs]
286
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,537
{\an8}- [Hailee] Roomie.
- [sighs]
287
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,330
{\an8}No.
288
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,456
{\an8}Whatever you're doing, no.
289
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,209
- I think... take it off.
- Oh.
290
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:16,879
Attagirl.
291
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,589
I'm just gonna fix your
hair after this, okay?
292
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,716
Oh. Yeah, if there's time.
293
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,302
There's always time. Especially
if you're gonna get dick tonight.
294
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,471
- [all chuckle] Yeah.
- [laughs] Dick.
295
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,681
Wait. [gasps] Let me guess. No.
296
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,642
Are you still with a
boyfriend from high school?
297
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,686
We left things
kind of open-ended.
298
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,814
I definitely want to fuck
other people in college.
299
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,107
Miss him. [chuckles]
300
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,442
Show me a photo right now.
301
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,027
- You're perfect.
- [giggles]
302
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,488
[Hailee] Gimme, gimme.
303
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,990
Good for you for pulling that.
304
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,369
Oh. Thanks, girl.
305
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,245
No, no, no, no.
306
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,496
[gasps] No.
307
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,415
He be fucking, babe. I mean, he's
fucked this girl multiple times.
308
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,736
Like, this photo
says everything.
309
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,836
No, are you sad vibes now?
310
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,756
[gasps] No, I hate that.
Oh, and don't be that girl.
311
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,759
No. No. [chuckles]
No, I'm not that girl.
312
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,844
I'm like you guys.
313
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,889
I'm this girl. What?
Hey. I be fucking too.
314
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,225
- What? [chuckles]
- [laughs] Attagirl.
315
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,395
- You just need some college dick. [moans]
- Oh, college dick is so much better.
316
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,313
- So good.
- It tastes delicious.
317
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,774
- [chuckles]
- Okay, throat slut. You're nasty.
318
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,609
Like, I just need you to
have a night-one hookup
319
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,611
because I don't want anyone to
think you're a sad, lonely freak.
320
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,030
Oh, oh, totally.
321
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,533
I invited this guy I met at
orientation to our pregame.
322
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,826
That's my roomie!
323
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,996
Carmen's gonna get fucked.
Night-one fuck. [moans]
324
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,081
- I'm gonna get fucked.
- Yeah, say it louder.
325
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,792
- I'm gonna get fucked. [chuckles]
- Loudest you can do.
326
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,753
- I'm gonna get fucked!
- [all cheer]
327
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,423
[hip-hop music playing]
328
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,507
Mr. Iowa.
329
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,842
Idaho.
330
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,051
I know.
331
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,261
I brought vodka.
332
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,887
Maple syrup flavor?
333
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,972
No.
334
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,058
My sister said that I should bring
plain, but I would have done maple syrup.
335
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,311
Great minds think alike.
You wanna come in?
336
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,605
Yeah.
337
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,151
- That's my roommate, Hailee.
- Oh.
338
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,528
- She's...
- Ew, my knees look fucking nasty.
339
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,322
You shut up. I'm
obsessed with your knees.
340
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,449
- Your knees are hot.
- Both your knees are better than mine.
341
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,992
No way. Your knees are
literally the best.
342
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,368
- Take it back.
- No, I won't.
343
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,912
- I will not.
- [giggles]
344
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:21,003
- Sorry, can I fix something?
- Yeah. Oh. Oh.
345
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,880
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- It just would've bothered me all night.
346
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,091
- [chuckles]
- Thanks.
347
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,759
[both] Drinks?
348
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,093
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay. Yeah.
349
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,471
- What's up? My name's Chris.
- Okay.
350
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,599
I'm actually a DJ. I make
playlists on Spotify.
351
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,936
Sick. My dad left
my family for a DJ.
352
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,939
Sup. You remember me?
353
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,316
Amanda Knox's cousin.
354
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,400
Okay.
355
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,986
She would have loved
you, by the way.
356
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,823
My sister's boyfriend is
having a party tonight.
357
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:53,161
- It's mostly seniors.
- Oh. Cool, um...
358
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:54,995
Maybe I'll see you later?
359
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,915
No, I... I was inviting
you to come with me.
360
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,209
Oh, my God. Yeah. No, let's go.
361
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,627
Let me just go to the
bathroom real quick.
362
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,254
Yeah. Yeah.
363
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,427
[sighs]
364
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,012
It's happening.
365
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:18,060
You be fucking.
366
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,770
Oh, my God.
367
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,481
You sure you're finna fuck her?
368
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,360
'Cause I don't wanna let you have her
and then you, like, drop the ball.
369
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,903
No, I mean, it's...
370
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,572
it's gonna be a pork fest.
371
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,156
Fuck.
372
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,825
- Are you... Are you okay?
- [sighs]
373
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,952
I need to find something.
My brother said if...
374
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,995
if you don't get laid
night one, it's bleak.
375
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,455
How bleak?
376
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,582
Hello, Yates U!
377
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,836
We are 51st Yates, a-thank you.
378
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:48,173
And we're going to improv the night
away. All we need is one word.
379
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,926
Any word, just shout it out.
380
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,552
- Queef.
- [Kevin] Queef.
381
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,263
We've got queef. [clears throat]
382
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,598
Hello, cheerio, sir.
383
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,851
I'm Mr. Queef.
384
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,811
Yeah, that's not
gonna be me, dude.
385
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,063
But good luck.
386
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,530
I'll fucking kill you.
387
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,198
So, do you have a girlfriend?
388
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,283
Nah.
389
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,534
- No.
- Really?
390
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,036
You seem like such
a girlfriend guy.
391
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,079
Pretty picky, I guess.
392
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,456
Hmm.
393
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,792
- And you?
- No, not picky at all.
394
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,419
{\an8}[phone chimes]
395
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,464
{\an8}[automated voice] Tim Watkins
was tagged in a photo.
396
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,385
Let's take a selfie.
397
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:37,432
- First day of college...
- Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Uh, okay.
398
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,685
[Carmen] Here's to the
nights we'll never remember
399
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,605
with the friends
we'll never forgive.
400
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,273
Okay. Um. Here.
401
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,524
You... [chuckles]
402
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,819
- [knocks on door]
- [party music playing]
403
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,447
- Hey.
- Yo, Bento.
404
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,991
What's good? Damn. Who's this?
405
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,368
Uh, this is Carmen.
406
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,119
Uh, hi.
407
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,329
Hi, Grace.
408
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,833
Uh, what is this ratio?
One guy, one chica?
409
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,044
How 'bout one chica, six chicas?
410
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,128
Did you follow us?
411
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,838
[chuckles] Roomie
with the party hookup.
412
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,924
- Attagirl.
- [Hailee's friend] Yeah, attagirl.
413
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,258
- [giggles]
- Come on in.
414
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,718
- Okay.
- I want alcohol. Do you have that?
415
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,096
- You can only fuck one of us.
- Come on in. Hi. Hello. Watch your step.
416
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,348
[chuckles]
417
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,516
- Hey. Peter.
- [giggles]
418
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,893
- Um, what the fuck?
- Peter invited me.
419
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,311
Yeah, because you're my brother.
420
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,815
See? You're my brother.
Not the other way around.
421
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,359
This is my school. You're
not fucking taking over here.
422
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,569
Jesus, Grace. Got it.
423
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,656
[laughs] My stepdad loves golf.
424
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,366
- Very nice.
- [both laugh]
425
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,450
Actually, come in.
426
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,452
Um, Peter, did you wanna
play pong with Benny?
427
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,373
- Benny loves pong.
- Oh. Yeah?
428
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,541
You gonna play with your
girlfriend? [chuckles]
429
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,793
Oh, she-she's not my girlfriend.
430
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,295
- [chuckles]
- Okay. Well, come on in.
431
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,381
Come on in.
432
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,927
Seal the deal.
433
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,723
Hey, that, uh, freshman
girl seems fun.
434
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,476
- The blonde one?
- Mm-hmm.
435
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,813
- Go talk to her. Yeah.
- Okay.
436
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,155
[cheering]
437
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,616
Let's fucking go.
438
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,590
Oh, fuck.
439
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,592
- Oh, shit. I'm so sorry.
- No, it's cool.
440
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,218
I actually... I kinda
wanted pink eye...
441
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,803
- Okay. Yeah.
- ...so this works out well for us.
442
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,806
- Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. [chuckles]
- Yeah. Yeah. No, you're welcome.
443
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,308
It's the least I could do.
444
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,268
- Are you sure? Okay.
- Yeah. Yeah. Please.
445
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,645
Take it away from me.
446
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,356
[guests] Whoa!
447
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,610
- [partygoer 1] She's so good.
- Okay. [chuckles]
448
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,280
[chuckles] I just used to play
with my brother and his friends.
449
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,741
Um. You still have pong water.
450
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,660
There you go. [clears throat]
451
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:09,124
- Yes! Fuck yeah!
- [guests cheer]
452
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,710
Well done, kiddos. Well done.
453
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,992
- [partygoer 2 chuckles] Yeah, well done.
- Sucks to suck.
454
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,933
[electronic music playing]
455
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,490
[distorted] What the fuck?
456
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,833
Uh... [sighs]
457
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,753
- Enjoy the party, Bento.
- Yeah.
458
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:56,797
Whoo!
459
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,467
["Team" playing]
460
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,636
♪ Call all the ladies out ♪
461
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,389
♪ They're in their finery ♪
462
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,518
[moans] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.
463
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,937
That's how easy it is to fake
it, so really remember that.
464
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,021
Sorry...
465
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,856
♪ Their skin in
craters like the moon ♪
466
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:19,236
♪ The moon we love like a brother
while he glows through the room ♪
467
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,988
♪ Dancin' around
the lies we tell ♪
468
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,197
I love this song.
469
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,199
One of the great
songwriters of our time.
470
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,326
I've never met a guy
that likes Lorde.
471
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,661
♪ They don't dance... ♪
472
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:31,498
Oh, yeah, no, I, um...
I think she's sexy.
473
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,958
♪ You'll never see on-screen ♪
474
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,544
You think Lorde is sexy?
475
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,670
Yeah.
476
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,755
♪ How to run things ♪
477
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:44,011
♪ Livin' in ruins of a
palace within my dreams ♪
478
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,805
Not as sexy as you though.
479
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,933
♪ We're on each other's team ♪
480
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:55,064
♪ I'm kind of over gettin' told
to throw my hands up in the air ♪
481
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,816
♪ So there ♪
482
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:02,779
♪ So all the cups got broke
shards beneath our feet ♪
483
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,366
♪ But it wasn't my fault ♪
484
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:12,748
♪ And everyone's competing for
a love they won't receive ♪
485
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:16,126
♪ 'Cause what this
palace wants is release ♪
486
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,252
[grunts]
487
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:22,007
♪ We live in cities you'll
never see on-screen ♪
488
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:25,594
♪ Not very pretty but we
sure know how to run things ♪
489
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,012
Wanna go back to yours?
490
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:30,223
Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
491
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,060
♪ A palace within my dreams ♪
492
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:33,852
♪ And you know ♪
493
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,147
You're being boring.
Like, really bad.
494
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,279
Oh. [sighs] We missed
the last shuttle.
495
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,866
- No. No, no, no. Um...
- Like, should we call it?
496
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:49,994
[sighs]
497
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,205
Wait. [chuckles]
498
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:55,792
Okay.
499
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,671
["Vroom Vroom" playing]
500
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,173
- Oh, my God. What the fuck?
- Whoo!
501
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,966
- Whoa, whoa!
- Some of that.
502
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,344
- [both laughing]
- Oh, my God!
503
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:11,056
♪ Those slugs know they
can't catch me vroom, vroom ♪
504
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,809
♪ Beep, beep, so let's
ride vroom, vroom ♪
505
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,686
♪ Bitches know they can't
catch me vroom, vroom ♪
506
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:20,108
♪ Cute, sexy, and my ride's
sporty vroom, vroom ♪
507
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,651
- [screams]
- [both laughing]
508
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,486
- A little bit of this...
- [both scream]
509
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:27,280
Let's do the Chief Keef
Young Money ASAP Ferg medley.
510
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,740
Okay? [clears throat]
511
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,492
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
512
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:31,576
[vocalizes]
513
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,161
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
514
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,621
[vocalizing, scatting]
515
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:35,873
Oh, my God. What the...
516
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,210
Slow down. Oh, my God.
We're going too fast.
517
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,213
Stop, stop, stop! No, stop!
518
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,133
- Slow down. Oh, my God.
- [Carmen laughing]
519
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,222
- Consent. Yeah. Consent. Okay. Okay.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
520
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,102
- Um...
- Oh.
521
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,814
Um... [stammers] Oh, okay. Oh.
522
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,524
- Is that weird? Oh, I can...
- [stammers] No, no.
523
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:05,444
- I support it. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Oh. Okay. Yeah, fine.
524
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,615
[both moaning, grunting]
525
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:14,871
Okay.
526
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:17,707
Oh.
527
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,127
Oh, um...
528
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,421
Look at those tits.
529
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,883
Oh. Look at those tits.
530
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,969
- Oh. [stammers]
- [both chuckle]
531
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,638
[moaning, grunting]
532
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:35,933
- Oh.
- [masturbating]
533
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,394
Is every... Is
everything o-okay?
534
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:42,147
Yeah, yeah. I just have to go
to the bathroom, I have to pee.
535
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,356
I'll be, uh...
I'll be right back.
536
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,442
- One sec... Oh, fuck. Um, yeah.
- Oh, my God.
537
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,777
I'm just gonna... Um,
I'll be right back.
538
00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,280
- Yeah.
- Ok...
539
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,240
Okay.
540
00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,329
[pants]
541
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,457
Hi, Megan Fox.
542
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,500
[sighs]
543
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:06,172
- [grunting]
- [masturbating]
544
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,886
[Benny moaning, grunting]
545
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,433
Get it up. You got it.
546
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,144
Come on, Benny. Get hard.
547
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,522
Come on, Benny.
I believe in you.
548
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,739
[crowd laughing]
549
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:36,369
[imitates queef]
550
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,092
- [drumbeat]
- [jungle sounds]
551
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:07,899
♪ Hallelujah,
hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
552
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,985
♪ Hallelujah ♪
553
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,153
I'm hard.
554
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,906
Oh. Yay.
555
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,661
Oh. Okay. [grunts]
556
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,621
- [Carmen gags] Whoa!
- Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
557
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,915
[coughing]
558
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,835
What's up? I'm Trey. You
must be my new roommate.
559
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,628
[both] Hi, Trey.
560
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:31,047
- [Trey] It's nice to meet you, man.
- I'm Benny.
561
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,049
Uh, I'm Carmen.
562
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:35,385
Cool, yeah. I'll just,
uh, grab my gear.
563
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:36,512
[Benny] Yeah.
564
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,893
I ate one of your Clif Bars,
Trey. I'm sorry, I'll replace it.
565
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,396
Dude, don't even sweat it.
566
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,278
See you, Benny.
567
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,404
See you, Trey.
568
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:55,906
[Carmen] Bye, Trey.
569
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:02,412
I broke my penis.
570
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,872
I got a tonsillectomy.
571
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,333
[both laugh]
572
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,419
Hey, kiddos. Wanna see
the night I met your papa?
573
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,921
- [both chuckle]
- He's in love. That's like...
574
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,673
- They're gonna go the distance. Yeah.
- [Carmen chuckles]
575
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,342
Can we address your sister?
576
00:27:15,343 --> 00:27:17,802
- Oh, how she's a cunt?
- Whoa.
577
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:21,514
Sorry. A little aggressive,
but she is a cunt. So...
578
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,142
No, i-it's fine.
579
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,770
I just feel like I've
never full on said it.
580
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,645
Now you have to.
581
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,730
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
582
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,066
Okay.
583
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,069
Cunt.
584
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,279
- [chuckles]
- You feel better?
585
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,114
- [chuckles] You good? Okay.
- Yeah. Yeah.
586
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,700
Yeah, I think so. Mmm.
587
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:43,745
- So, do we like the boyfriend?
- My parents love him.
588
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:46,332
He's... He's great. Yeah.
589
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,712
We have to address the
elephant in the room.
590
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,258
We kinda can't not.
591
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:03,224
You and I stole a golf cart.
592
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:06,684
[chuckles] Yeah. Oh, my God.
593
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,270
The Catholic guilt I feel
internally is all-consuming.
594
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,772
- [laughs] Catholic guilt?
- [chuckles] Yeah.
595
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:13,650
I... [chuckles] I was around guys
who smoked weed in high school,
596
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,443
and I wrote my dad
an apology letter.
597
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:16,569
- No.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
598
00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:19,447
I thought you could get pregnant from
giving a blow job until I was 16.
599
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,617
- You can. Yeah.
- [both laugh]
600
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,661
Did you parents not
give you the talk?
601
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:28,040
Us talking? No. They
don't really care.
602
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,334
I'm getting the feeling
your parents cared too much.
603
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,878
Yeah. [sighs] Yeah.
604
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:37,132
I mean, there was definitely
pressure on me to be perfect
605
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:40,136
at sports and school,
but I also wanted it.
606
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,637
If that makes sense.
607
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,097
Mmm. Yeah. Maybe.
608
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:46,225
I feel like it was like
that for my brother.
609
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:48,853
Are you and your brother close?
610
00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,481
We were, yeah. Um...
611
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:55,776
But he's not here anymore.
612
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:58,988
Oh, my God.
613
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,243
I'm so sorry.
614
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,246
Me too.
615
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,467
Cunt.
616
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:23,846
- [chuckles] Yeah, I've created a monster.
- Mm-hmm.
617
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:27,223
- I'm a DJ.
- [chuckles]
618
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,893
I'm a DJ. [chuckles]
619
00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:30,768
- You're a DJ.
- I'm a DJ.
620
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,980
- You're a DJ.
- [chuckles] I'm a DJ.
621
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,192
[phone chimes]
622
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,746
{\an8}[automated voice] Tim
Watkins was tagged in...
623
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,243
Mmm.
624
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,370
Yeah.
625
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:51,789
Yeah, I thought it
would be more, like...
626
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,917
- Yeah. Like, more...
- Yeah.
627
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,293
Yeah.
628
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,711
[stammers] It's kinda too long.
629
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,255
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
630
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:02,510
[shivers] I'm cold.
631
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,930
Stepmommy, could you share
some of your covers, please?
632
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:12,228
- [whispers indistinctly]
- I know.
633
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:28,993
- You sleep okay?
- [gasps]
634
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,328
- [Benny] Oh!
- [Carmen] Oh, my God.
635
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,789
- Oh, no. I'm not... No, no. Stop, stop.
- I'm so, so sorry.
636
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,666
- I'm so sorry.
- No. My mom put this there.
637
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:38,587
It is so embarrassing, so thank
you. You actually did me a service.
638
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,255
And I'm sorry
639
00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:42,007
- if it's weird I stayed.
- Oh!
640
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,384
I-Is everything okay?
641
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,678
It's cool.
642
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:47,470
It's cool.
643
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,722
- I'm glad you did.
- [stammers] Okay.
644
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:55,270
Um, I guess before I destroy any of
your belongings anymore, I'll go.
645
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:58,648
Um. Would you wanna
go to the dining hall?
646
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:02,443
- For breakfast or something.
- Oh. Sure.
647
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,571
[stammers] I-I love
a morning food. Yeah.
648
00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,532
- Morning food. So good.
- Uh, okay.
649
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:08,617
Yeah. Great.
650
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,664
[screams] My fucking eye!
651
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,173
[student 1] They
must have hooked up.
652
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,260
[student 2] Aw,
yeah. He fucked her.
653
00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:30,014
[student 3] She
totally fucked him.
654
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,982
Yo, Bento!
655
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:43,193
[phone chimes]
656
00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:46,280
{\an8}[Peter] My man sealed it.
657
00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:55,539
Food sucks, don't bother.
658
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,211
[laughs]
659
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:03,797
You be fucking.
660
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,509
Happy first day of classes!
661
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,220
- Come get some free sunglasses!
- Come on, guys.
662
00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,932
- They're free. They're so cute, right?
- Here you go.
663
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,685
Is my eye really noticeable?
664
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:18,520
No.
665
00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:21,273
Okay... [sighs] ...what's
your first class?
666
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:23,941
- Creative writing. You?
- Econ.
667
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,527
- Oh. He's in the business school.
- Yeah. Yeah.
668
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:30,657
My dad insisted and Peter's in it too,
and he has a job after graduation, so...
669
00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:33,451
- Sounds well-planned.
- Yeah. [clicks tongue]
670
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,578
- I'm... Wanna hang after?
- Meet up after?
671
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,955
Yeah. Yeah. I'm down.
672
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,041
Cool.
673
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,002
Bye, Carmen.
674
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:57,976
Oof.
675
00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:02,563
Welcome to the Yates Business
School and Economics 101.
676
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:05,900
Webster defines economics
as a social science
677
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,277
concerned chiefly
with the analysis...
678
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,530
- Is this Intro to Film Studies?
- [lecturer] No.
679
00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:12,408
Second door on the right.
680
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:16,954
As I was saying, economics is...
681
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:26,421
where you will be trapped for
the next four years of your life,
682
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:31,592
Benny, if you refuse to
make a choice of your own.
683
00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:36,139
For once, dear God, just do it.
684
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:41,269
Make a choice. Like, what the
fuck are you still doing here?
685
00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:46,316
Do it. Make a choice. Now!
686
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:51,946
So, we will begin
with the concept of...
687
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,823
Uh, excuse me. Sorry.
688
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,575
["Lucky" playing]
689
00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:58,245
♪ And they say
she's so lucky ♪
690
00:33:59,413 --> 00:34:03,332
♪ She's a star but
she cry, cry, cries ♪
691
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,961
♪ In her lonely
heart, thinking ♪
692
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,214
♪ If there's nothing
missing in my life ♪
693
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,466
{\an8}[phone chimes]
694
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:13,801
{\an8}[automated voice] Tim Watkins
was tagged in a photo.
695
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:15,803
♪ Why do these tears
come at night? ♪
696
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,014
{\an8}[automated voice] You
unfollowed Tim Watkins.
697
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:20,933
♪ So lucky ♪
698
00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:27,315
♪ But she cry, cry, cries in
her lonely heart, thinking ♪
699
00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:31,027
♪ If there's nothing
missing in my life ♪
700
00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:36,241
♪ Then why do these
tears come at night? ♪
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