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["George of the Jungle" theme song playing]
♪ Strong as he can be ♪
[George screams]
♪ Strong as he can be ♪
[George screams]
[George screaming]
Benny, stop. Why are we watching him swing
in his underwear over and over again?
This sleepover sucks.
Can we do something else?
Yeah, duh. I don't wanna watch this stupid movie.
[presenter] Coming up next in the countdown: Britney Spears with "Lucky."
This is a story about a girl named Lucky.
["Lucky" playing]
[Britney] ♪ Early morning ♪
♪ She wakes up ♪
- ♪ Knock, knock, knock... ♪ - [knocks on door]
- I'm up. - That's my perfect boy.
♪ It's time for makeup ♪
Hey, what's up, everybody? I'm Benny. Um, I love pussy.
♪ It's you they're all waiting for... ♪
[both chuckle]
♪ They go isn't she lovely? This Hollywood girl? ♪
Benny. B... Benny. Benny. I'm Benny. Benny.
Hey, freshman. Hook it in.
Downstairs in ten.
Yeah.
♪ Cries in her lonely heart, thinking ♪
♪ If there's nothing missing in my life ♪
♪ Then why do these tears come at night? ♪
♪ Lost in an image ♪
Here we are.
♪ In a dream but there's no one there to wake her up ♪
Bye, Mom and Dad.
♪ And the world is spinning and she keeps on winning ♪
[phone chimes]
♪ But tell me what happens when it stops? ♪
[Tim] Sorry about last night. Fell asleep.
Have fun at college.
[phone chimes]
♪ They go isn't she lovely? ♪
- [song stops] - [phone rings]
- Hailee? I just got to the dorm. - [Hailee] Roomie!
I don't think I see you, but you did look different in every photo you sent me.
Carm, I'm in sort of, like, a pink little crop moment.
- I think I see you. - Really?
- Are you Latinx? - Uh, Latinx?
Roomie-ass bitch!
- Oh, my God. I love you. [chuckles] - [song continues]
♪ She's so lucky ♪
Where are your parents? I wanna meet them. I'm good with parents, I swear to God.
- Not mine but everyone else's. - Oh. My parents, they, uh...
they were crying so hard and it was so embarrassing
so I was like, "Scram." [chuckles]
Fuck.
I just sent my loser stepdad to go get us another beanbag chair at Tarjay,
so now I hoped yours could help me carry my vanity.
Our vanity.
I begged my mom, and she finally caved and got us a GRÅFJÄLLET. [giggles]
Okay, great.
Hey. Oh. Hey, papa bear. Hi.
Would you actually mind carrying that to our room?
I'm just really exhausted carrying these tits around. [chuckles]
[grunts] There's the last of it. [sighs]
- [gasps] Oh, my God. - Oh. Benny, there's your sister.
Grace must have dropped 20.
And you thought her spending all summer with Peter was a bad idea.
- No, I didn't. - Sh-She looks like a different person.
- [Benny's mom] I didn't. - Wow.
- Hey! Frisbee! Hit me! - [player 1] All right, watch out!
- [grunts] - [player 2] Sorry!
[groans] Nut sack.
- Are you okay? - I'm good.
- Hi, Mom. - You look fantastic, honey.
- Hi. - Hey.
A million fucking colleges and you have to choose mine.
You know Dad made me.
Only 'cause you've never made a choice of your own.
Mr. S, I don't know if Grace mentioned it, but, uh,
for most of the summer I was interning with Hawksworth Financial.
You know, Ben's gonna be a business major as well.
Ah, smart man, Bento.
- Thanks. I... I love business. - He loves business.
I'm sad I didn't get to meet your roommate.
His intro email said he rows crew so, probably has crazy hours.
- [chuckles] - Yeah, I think that's it.
- [cries, sniffles] - Oh, Mom, it's okay.
- Who will I be when you go? - You'll be okay, Mom.
[whimpers] Sorry.
Okay. [sighs]
Awesome. Yeah.
- Bye, Mom. - I love you.
I love you too.
Oh, my God. She's still there.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
[sighs]
I've seen that movie 500 times.
Okay, fine, I've seen it...
I've never seen it.
[student] Yo.
Oh, shit.
- Shit. Sorry, dude. [chuckles] - Oh, no. It's all cool.
- Had some stank on it. - Ah, thanks, man.
Nice lettuce. Damn.
For real.
I'm looking for orientation.
Oh, dog. We got a freshman.
Yeah, tight.
Uh, do you guys know where Conrad Quad is?
Oh, nah, dog. We don't do class.
[chuckles] Oh, shit. Yo, yo. It's a girl. [clears throat, sniffs]
- Hey. - Hi.
Can you film me?
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
- You likey? - Yeah. Yeah, I likey.
Um, do you know where Conrad Quad is?
Oh. No, I don't go here.
Gays would know.
[chuckles] Bro, she wants you.
[laughs]
Hi.
- You can at least say hi. - [scoffs] Sup, dude.
- Do you want a free condom? - Oh, yeah, yo, take one.
You're gonna need one later tonight when you hookup with freshman baddie.
- Come on. - Oh.
- [club member] Totally. - [clears throat]
It's gonna be really fun for you, bruh.
Okay, well, Conrad Quad is through the tunnel,
past the climate change protest so...
Bye.
Hi. Are you gay?
Welcome, freshmen group seven.
I'm Kevin and I'm your new student orientation leader.
And I am co-leader Courtney.
Okay. And, um, that's Michelle.
You might recognize us from the school's diversity brochure,
diversity website and Diversity in Action panel.
And this is the extent of that diversity.
- Okay, Michelle, let's not be a downer. - This school doesn't have any ramps.
- Hey, Courtney. - Yeah?
Show us how you N.S.O. My hands are high, my hands are low.
And this is how I N.S.O. [giggles]
[gasps] Oh, what?
[grunting] Whoo!
- What? - [Courtney giggles] Thank you.
- Okay. - Now, everyone, stand up.
Show us how you N.S.O.
Come on, guys. We can do it. We can do it.
[Courtney, freshmen] Her hands are high, her hands are low.
And this is how she N.S.Os.
[Kevin, Courtney giggle]
- [Courtney] And then we dab it. - [Kevin] Dab it.
[Kevin, Courtney cheering]
- [Courtney] Nice. Nice. - [Kevin] Okay, good dab. Good dab.
That was so fun.
Welcome to college, where you can have a fresh start.
And you can be whoever you wanna be here.
Can you?
Okay. Let's...
Let's tell the person next to you who we wanna be here.
Hmm? Me?
- I wanna be a TEDx speaker. - Oh.
I wanna be a DJ.
I'm Amanda Knox's cousin.
Is that who you wanna be or just who you are?
No. She was innocent. It was a...
It was a fucking witch hunt, really.
- It was an Italian detective... - Who do you wanna be?
[Knox's cousin] Are you kidding me?
Um.
I played football in high school, so maybe, you know,
- something sports re... - Okay. Let me guess. Homecoming king?
No.
- [crowd cheers] - [student] Fuck yeah, Benny!
- Yes, but it was close. I had to campaign. - Mmm.
Valedictorian?
- And I, for one, can't wait to be there. - [crowd cheers]
Thank you.
- Technically. - Dated cheerleaders?
Okay. Well, uh, since you know my whole life story, who do you wanna be?
I don't know.
It's a dumb question.
Okay, but is it a dumb question?
Or are we just dumb for not having an answer?
- Both? - [both chuckle]
- Where you from? - New York.
- Like Manhattan? - No, like, right outside the city.
- Brooklyn? [chuckles] - Right outside that.
- Queens? - I'm from Jersey.
Sick.
No one has ever said sick when they heard Jersey.
Where are you from?
Idaho.
[chuckles] People are from there?
Yes.
Do you have any, like, movie theaters there?
- Of course. - Mm-hmm.
There are two.
And how many of your cousins have you hooked up with?
Also two.
I'm Benny.
Carmen.
[phone chimes]
[automated voice] Tim Watkins was tagged in a photo.
[Ashleigh] Here's to the nights we'll never remember,
with the friends we'll never forget.
My roomie-ass bitch and I are throwing a pregame in our dorm tonight.
You should come.
It'll be a night we don't remember with friends we won't forgive.
Uh. What? [chuckles]
Uh, sorry. It... We will remember the night... We won't remember...
The people is what we will remember and shall always cherish.
- We can workshop it. - Yeah. [chuckles]
Tonight.
[Knox's cousin] Bro, Amanda is not a killer. She's an empath.
I don't know. I feel like I can't show up to my first pregame
- without bringing something so... Please. - Okay. I'm just doing this once.
What kind of vodka do you want?
Maple-syrup flavor. Something like that.
Flavored vodka? Adults don't really drink that.
Jesus. Take it easy on the guy.
- We're just teasing. It's fun. Right? - [Benny] Yeah. It's fun.
Thank you.
You watch the game last night?
Oh, it was fucking crazy.
Not that crazy. They tied 0-0.
Yeah, it was a nail-biter.
So, uh, how the freshman ladies treating ya?
- Any, uh... Any hotties? - Definitely.
This one girl actually invited me to her pregame,
- so that's what this is for. - Oh, shit, Bento!
Yo, bring bitch to the Beta house party tonight.
I'll wingman for you.
Sick. Yeah, um, what time?
Uh, late.
All right, great.
Like 8:00? 8:15?
- Bento, you're fucking with me. - Like 9:30 or...
No earlier than 11:00.
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's great.
I love the night.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. So...
I'm gonna help you seal the deal. All right?
Tonight sets the tone for the rest of college.
Either you're a dude who fucks or...
nah.
Nah. No... um.
Nah, I'm...
I'm definitely gonna fuck some vagina tonight.
[chuckling] Okay.
Weird way of saying it...
- Yeah. Yeah. - ...but I like your spirit.
- Legend. - Yo.
[both imitate bird call]
- Oh, shit. You know that? You know that. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- That's tight. - Yeah, my friends and I used to...
- bird call. - Nice.
- Nice. - Mmm. Yeah.
- You lying to me? - Yeah. No. I mean...
Here.
Two handles of regular vodka, so you don't get laughed at.
See, I'm nice.
- Yeah you are, real nice. - [Benny] Thanks, sis.
[moans] And that's nice.
[kissing] Oh, okay.
- [moans] All right. - That's awesome.
Later, Bento.
Definitely, Pete.
Do you like her?
- Uh... - For, like, a threesome?
It might be fun.
- Wait. For real? - Yeah.
I've always wanted to, and it might help.
Fucking Grace for the win.
[sighs]
Tonight, you fuck.
Oh, what's that?
- Fuck. It broke. - What?
[clicks tongue] Yeah.
- [chuckles] Shall we watch music videos? - Yes. [giggles]
Seal the deal, Bento.
You're not nah.
[sighs]
- [Hailee] Roomie. - [sighs]
No.
Whatever you're doing, no.
- I think... take it off. - Oh.
Attagirl.
I'm just gonna fix your hair after this, okay?
Oh. Yeah, if there's time.
There's always time. Especially if you're gonna get dick tonight.
- [all chuckle] Yeah. - [laughs] Dick.
Wait. [gasps] Let me guess. No.
Are you still with a boyfriend from high school?
We left things kind of open-ended.
I definitely want to fuck other people in college.
Miss him. [chuckles]
Show me a photo right now.
- You're perfect. - [giggles]
[Hailee] Gimme, gimme.
Good for you for pulling that.
Oh. Thanks, girl.
No, no, no, no.
[gasps] No.
He be fucking, babe. I mean, he's fucked this girl multiple times.
Like, this photo says everything.
No, are you sad vibes now?
[gasps] No, I hate that. Oh, and don't be that girl.
No. No. [chuckles] No, I'm not that girl.
I'm like you guys.
I'm this girl. What? Hey. I be fucking too.
- What? [chuckles] - [laughs] Attagirl.
- You just need some college dick. [moans] - Oh, college dick is so much better.
- So good. - It tastes delicious.
- [chuckles] - Okay, throat slut. You're nasty.
Like, I just need you to have a night-one hookup
because I don't want anyone to think you're a sad, lonely freak.
Oh, oh, totally.
I invited this guy I met at orientation to our pregame.
That's my roomie!
Carmen's gonna get fucked. Night-one fuck. [moans]
- I'm gonna get fucked. - Yeah, say it louder.
- I'm gonna get fucked. [chuckles] - Loudest you can do.
- I'm gonna get fucked! - [all cheer]
[hip-hop music playing]
Mr. Iowa.
Idaho.
I know.
I brought vodka.
Maple syrup flavor?
No.
My sister said that I should bring plain, but I would have done maple syrup.
Great minds think alike. You wanna come in?
Yeah.
- That's my roommate, Hailee. - Oh.
- She's... - Ew, my knees look fucking nasty.
You shut up. I'm obsessed with your knees.
- Your knees are hot. - Both your knees are better than mine.
No way. Your knees are literally the best.
- Take it back. - No, I won't.
- I will not. - [giggles]
- Sorry, can I fix something? - Yeah. Oh. Oh.
- Yeah. Uh-huh. - It just would've bothered me all night.
- [chuckles] - Thanks.
[both] Drinks?
- Yeah. - Oh, okay. Yeah.
- What's up? My name's Chris. - Okay.
I'm actually a DJ. I make playlists on Spotify.
Sick. My dad left my family for a DJ.
Sup. You remember me?
Amanda Knox's cousin.
Okay.
She would have loved you, by the way.
My sister's boyfriend is having a party tonight.
- It's mostly seniors. - Oh. Cool, um...
Maybe I'll see you later?
No, I... I was inviting you to come with me.
Oh, my God. Yeah. No, let's go.
Let me just go to the bathroom real quick.
Yeah. Yeah.
[sighs]
It's happening.
You be fucking.
Oh, my God.
You sure you're finna fuck her?
'Cause I don't wanna let you have her and then you, like, drop the ball.
No, I mean, it's...
it's gonna be a pork fest.
Fuck.
- Are you... Are you okay? - [sighs]
I need to find something. My brother said if...
if you don't get laid night one, it's bleak.
How bleak?
Hello, Yates U!
We are 51st Yates, a-thank you.
And we're going to improv the night away. All we need is one word.
Any word, just shout it out.
- Queef. - [Kevin] Queef.
We've got queef. [clears throat]
Hello, cheerio, sir.
I'm Mr. Queef.
Yeah, that's not gonna be me, dude.
But good luck.
I'll fucking kill you.
So, do you have a girlfriend?
Nah.
- No. - Really?
You seem like such a girlfriend guy.
Pretty picky, I guess.
Hmm.
- And you? - No, not picky at all.
[phone chimes]
[automated voice] Tim Watkins was tagged in a photo.
Let's take a selfie.
- First day of college... - Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Uh, okay.
[Carmen] Here's to the nights we'll never remember
with the friends we'll never forgive.
Okay. Um. Here.
You... [chuckles]
- [knocks on door] - [party music playing]
- Hey. - Yo, Bento.
What's good? Damn. Who's this?
Uh, this is Carmen.
Uh, hi.
Hi, Grace.
Uh, what is this ratio? One guy, one chica?
How 'bout one chica, six chicas?
Did you follow us?
[chuckles] Roomie with the party hookup.
- Attagirl. - [Hailee's friend] Yeah, attagirl.
- [giggles] - Come on in.
- Okay. - I want alcohol. Do you have that?
- You can only fuck one of us. - Come on in. Hi. Hello. Watch your step.
[chuckles]
- Hey. Peter. - [giggles]
- Um, what the fuck? - Peter invited me.
Yeah, because you're my brother.
See? You're my brother. Not the other way around.
This is my school. You're not fucking taking over here.
Jesus, Grace. Got it.
[laughs] My stepdad loves golf.
- Very nice. - [both laugh]
Actually, come in.
Um, Peter, did you wanna play pong with Benny?
- Benny loves pong. - Oh. Yeah?
You gonna play with your girlfriend? [chuckles]
Oh, she-she's not my girlfriend.
- [chuckles] - Okay. Well, come on in.
Come on in.
Seal the deal.
Hey, that, uh, freshman girl seems fun.
- The blonde one? - Mm-hmm.
- Go talk to her. Yeah. - Okay.
[cheering]
Let's fucking go.
Oh, fuck.
- Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. - No, it's cool.
I actually... I kinda wanted pink eye...
- Okay. Yeah. - ...so this works out well for us.
- Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. [chuckles] - Yeah. Yeah. No, you're welcome.
It's the least I could do.
- Are you sure? Okay. - Yeah. Yeah. Please.
Take it away from me.
[guests] Whoa!
- [partygoer 1] She's so good. - Okay. [chuckles]
[chuckles] I just used to play with my brother and his friends.
Um. You still have pong water.
There you go. [clears throat]
- Yes! Fuck yeah! - [guests cheer]
Well done, kiddos. Well done.
- [partygoer 2 chuckles] Yeah, well done. - Sucks to suck.
[electronic music playing]
[distorted] What the fuck?
Uh... [sighs]
- Enjoy the party, Bento. - Yeah.
Whoo!
["Team" playing]
♪ Call all the ladies out ♪
♪ They're in their finery ♪
[moans] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.
That's how easy it is to fake it, so really remember that.
Sorry...
♪ Their skin in craters like the moon ♪
♪ The moon we love like a brother while he glows through the room ♪
♪ Dancin' around the lies we tell ♪
I love this song.
One of the great songwriters of our time.
I've never met a guy that likes Lorde.
♪ They don't dance... ♪
Oh, yeah, no, I, um... I think she's sexy.
♪ You'll never see on-screen ♪
You think Lorde is sexy?
Yeah.
♪ How to run things ♪
♪ Livin' in ruins of a palace within my dreams ♪
Not as sexy as you though.
♪ We're on each other's team ♪
♪ I'm kind of over gettin' told to throw my hands up in the air ♪
♪ So there ♪
♪ So all the cups got broke shards beneath our feet ♪
♪ But it wasn't my fault ♪
♪ And everyone's competing for a love they won't receive ♪
♪ 'Cause what this palace wants is release ♪
[grunts]
♪ We live in cities you'll never see on-screen ♪
♪ Not very pretty but we sure know how to run things ♪
Wanna go back to yours?
Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
♪ A palace within my dreams ♪
♪ And you know ♪
You're being boring. Like, really bad.
Oh. [sighs] We missed the last shuttle.
- No. No, no, no. Um... - Like, should we call it?
[sighs]
Wait. [chuckles]
Okay.
["Vroom Vroom" playing]
- Oh, my God. What the fuck? - Whoo!
- Whoa, whoa! - Some of that.
- [both laughing] - Oh, my God!
♪ Those slugs know they can't catch me vroom, vroom ♪
♪ Beep, beep, so let's ride vroom, vroom ♪
♪ Bitches know they can't catch me vroom, vroom ♪
♪ Cute, sexy, and my ride's sporty vroom, vroom ♪
- [screams] - [both laughing]
- A little bit of this... - [both scream]
Let's do the Chief Keef Young Money ASAP Ferg medley.
Okay? [clears throat]
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
[vocalizes]
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
[vocalizing, scatting]
Oh, my God. What the...
Slow down. Oh, my God. We're going too fast.
Stop, stop, stop! No, stop!
- Slow down. Oh, my God. - [Carmen laughing]
- Consent. Yeah. Consent. Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Um... - Oh.
Um... [stammers] Oh, okay. Oh.
- Is that weird? Oh, I can... - [stammers] No, no.
- I support it. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Oh. Okay. Yeah, fine.
[both moaning, grunting]
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, um...
Look at those tits.
Oh. Look at those tits.
- Oh. [stammers] - [both chuckle]
[moaning, grunting]
- Oh. - [masturbating]
Is every... Is everything o-okay?
Yeah, yeah. I just have to go to the bathroom, I have to pee.
I'll be, uh... I'll be right back.
- One sec... Oh, fuck. Um, yeah. - Oh, my God.
I'm just gonna... Um, I'll be right back.
- Yeah. - Ok...
Okay.
[pants]
Hi, Megan Fox.
[sighs]
- [grunting] - [masturbating]
[Benny moaning, grunting]
Get it up. You got it.
Come on, Benny. Get hard.
Come on, Benny. I believe in you.
[crowd laughing]
[imitates queef]
- [drumbeat] - [jungle sounds]
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
I'm hard.
Oh. Yay.
Oh. Okay. [grunts]
- [Carmen gags] Whoa! - Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
[coughing]
What's up? I'm Trey. You must be my new roommate.
[both] Hi, Trey.
- [Trey] It's nice to meet you, man. - I'm Benny.
Uh, I'm Carmen.
Cool, yeah. I'll just, uh, grab my gear.
[Benny] Yeah.
I ate one of your Clif Bars, Trey. I'm sorry, I'll replace it.
Dude, don't even sweat it.
See you, Benny.
See you, Trey.
[Carmen] Bye, Trey.
I broke my penis.
I got a tonsillectomy.
[both laugh]
Hey, kiddos. Wanna see the night I met your papa?
- [both chuckle] - He's in love. That's like...
- They're gonna go the distance. Yeah. - [Carmen chuckles]
Can we address your sister?
- Oh, how she's a cunt? - Whoa.
Sorry. A little aggressive, but she is a cunt. So...
No, i-it's fine.
I just feel like I've never full on said it.
Now you have to.
- Yeah. - Sorry.
Okay.
Cunt.
- [chuckles] - You feel better?
- [chuckles] You good? Okay. - Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I think so. Mmm.
- So, do we like the boyfriend? - My parents love him.
He's... He's great. Yeah.
We have to address the elephant in the room.
We kinda can't not.
You and I stole a golf cart.
[chuckles] Yeah. Oh, my God.
The Catholic guilt I feel internally is all-consuming.
- [laughs] Catholic guilt? - [chuckles] Yeah.
I... [chuckles] I was around guys who smoked weed in high school,
and I wrote my dad an apology letter.
- No. - [chuckles] Yeah.
I thought you could get pregnant from giving a blow job until I was 16.
- You can. Yeah. - [both laugh]
Did you parents not give you the talk?
Us talking? No. They don't really care.
I'm getting the feeling your parents cared too much.
Yeah. [sighs] Yeah.
I mean, there was definitely pressure on me to be perfect
at sports and school, but I also wanted it.
If that makes sense.
Mmm. Yeah. Maybe.
I feel like it was like that for my brother.
Are you and your brother close?
We were, yeah. Um...
But he's not here anymore.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
Me too.
Cunt.
- [chuckles] Yeah, I've created a monster. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm a DJ. - [chuckles]
I'm a DJ. [chuckles]
- You're a DJ. - I'm a DJ.
- You're a DJ. - [chuckles] I'm a DJ.
[phone chimes]
[automated voice] Tim Watkins was tagged in...
Mmm.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought it would be more, like...
- Yeah. Like, more... - Yeah.
Yeah.
[stammers] It's kinda too long.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
[shivers] I'm cold.
Stepmommy, could you share some of your covers, please?
- [whispers indistinctly] - I know.
- You sleep okay? - [gasps]
- [Benny] Oh! - [Carmen] Oh, my God.
- Oh, no. I'm not... No, no. Stop, stop. - I'm so, so sorry.
- I'm so sorry. - No. My mom put this there.
It is so embarrassing, so thank you. You actually did me a service.
And I'm sorry
- if it's weird I stayed. - Oh!
I-Is everything okay?
It's cool.
It's cool.
- I'm glad you did. - [stammers] Okay.
Um, I guess before I destroy any of your belongings anymore, I'll go.
Um. Would you wanna go to the dining hall?
- For breakfast or something. - Oh. Sure.
[stammers] I-I love a morning food. Yeah.
- Morning food. So good. - Uh, okay.
Yeah. Great.
[screams] My fucking eye!
[student 1] They must have hooked up.
[student 2] Aw, yeah. He fucked her.
[student 3] She totally fucked him.
Yo, Bento!
[phone chimes]
[Peter] My man sealed it.
Food sucks, don't bother.
[laughs]
You be fucking.
Happy first day of classes!
- Come get some free sunglasses! - Come on, guys.
- They're free. They're so cute, right? - Here you go.
Is my eye really noticeable?
No.
Okay... [sighs] ...what's your first class?
- Creative writing. You? - Econ.
- Oh. He's in the business school. - Yeah. Yeah.
My dad insisted and Peter's in it too, and he has a job after graduation, so...
- Sounds well-planned. - Yeah. [clicks tongue]
- I'm... Wanna hang after? - Meet up after?
Yeah. Yeah. I'm down.
Cool.
Bye, Carmen.
Oof.
Welcome to the Yates Business School and Economics 101.
Webster defines economics as a social science
concerned chiefly with the analysis...
- Is this Intro to Film Studies? - [lecturer] No.
Second door on the right.
As I was saying, economics is...
where you will be trapped for the next four years of your life,
Benny, if you refuse to make a choice of your own.
For once, dear God, just do it.
Make a choice. Like, what the fuck are you still doing here?
Do it. Make a choice. Now!
So, we will begin with the concept of...
Uh, excuse me. Sorry.
["Lucky" playing]
♪ And they say she's so lucky ♪
♪ She's a star but she cry, cry, cries ♪
♪ In her lonely heart, thinking ♪
♪ If there's nothing missing in my life ♪
[phone chimes]
[automated voice] Tim Watkins was tagged in a photo.
♪ Why do these tears come at night? ♪
[automated voice] You unfollowed Tim Watkins.
♪ So lucky ♪
♪ But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking ♪
♪ If there's nothing missing in my life ♪
♪ Then why do these tears come at night? ♪
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