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♪ Down on the boulevard
they take it hard... ♪
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It's a beautiful day
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here at Velvety
Canned Cheese Park.
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making your cheese a breeze.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Get you some canned cheese.
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That hat is too great.
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I love it, you girls.
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♪ But if you choose to stay ♪
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♪ You end up playing anyway ♪
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And here
come our boys now.
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Ladies and gentlemen, your
Montgomery Cheesemongers!
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And on the mound, Montgomery's
own hometown hero,
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"Rocket" Russ Waddell!
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♪ And you know the
kid's in shock ♪
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♪ Up and down the block ♪
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Get 'em, Rocket! Mow 'em down!
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These rat bastards can't
handle the heat, Russ!
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Blast off!
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Oh!
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Come on!
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Shake it off, Rocket!
You still got it!
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Just warming up,
Russ, just warming up!
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Ah, shit.
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It's a
fucking embarrassment.
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I never even
seen nothin' like it, man.
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Never gonna win again.
Never getting laid again.
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Twenty-nine straight losses!
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Twenty-nine!
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We're like the goddamn
Bad News Bears!
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Actually, the Bad News Bears
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had one good pitcher
and one good hitter.
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So unless Tatum O'Neal walks
through that door, we're worse.
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Russ.
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Russ?
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Are we drinking?
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Right behind you.
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Hey.
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- Brought you some soup.
- Oh.
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- Thank you, Lucille.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I just wanted
you to know that
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you will always have a home here
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at Velvety Canned Cheese Park.
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You're part of the
family no matter what.
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Thanks.
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And with Sal
retiring next season,
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we're going to need a
new head groundskeeper.
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Oh, dang. Oh, did Skip not...
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- Oh.
- Uh...
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I was just, um,
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working up the
nerve to tell you.
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GM called.
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Organization's
going to let you go.
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That's it?
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I'm done?
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Russ, I'm sorry.
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It's just... time.
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♪ Well, I tried to
make it Sunday ♪
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♪ But I got so
damn depressed ♪
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♪ That I set my sights... ♪
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Oh, so that's it, huh?
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Yep. They're giving
me one more start,
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then off to the pasture.
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Goddamn.
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It's not fair, Rocket.
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It's too damn fair.
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That's what hurts.
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If I still had my heat,
that'd be something else.
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You still have that
100-mile-an-hour fastball
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left in you, Russ.
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Yeah, you'll get it back.
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Nah, it's gone.
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Skip's right. Maybe
it's just time.
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Rocket, fellas,
drinks are on me.
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Oh.
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Look at that!
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I actually won 200 bucks
betting on you guys
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losing back-to-back games.
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Figured I owed you, so...
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Hey, enjoy.
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Does anybody got any decent work
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lined up for the off season?
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Not yet.
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They still got the classified
ads in the newspapers?
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I don't think they
still have newspapers.
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Vegas odds of us losing our
next five games is 22 to one?
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- Hmm.
- So?
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So?
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If our so-called
fans could make money
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off how bad we are,
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why can't we?
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Isn't players gambling
on games illegal?
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It's more than illegal,
Goose. It's sacrilege.
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And if anybody even heard
that we were discussing this,
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forget the show, we'd
all be banned for life.
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Lew, you're a 32-year-old
bush league catcher
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with a career batting
average of 220.
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I hate to break it to you,
but you ain't making the show.
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Neither are you.
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I know. None of us are.
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I mean, we can't beat time.
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So what do we do?
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Okay, we got five games
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between now and my
last start, right?
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If someone was to bet a parlay
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on us losing all five games,
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for any dollar they put in,
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that someone would get 22 back.
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And that someone is us.
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- Right?
- Oh, my God.
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Thank you, Carl.
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Okay, look, we pool together
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all the money we could
get our hands on, right?
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Life savings, second
mortgages, whatever.
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Then we bet on ourselves.
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I mean, if we could
get, like, 100K,
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we're talking, like, two
million in return, huh?
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Are we in?
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I'm in.
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♪ Will you meet
me in the air? ♪
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♪ Will you love me
just a little? ♪
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♪ Just enough to
show you care ♪
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♪ Well, I tried... ♪
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If I sell the camper,
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I can get, like, 15, 20 grand.
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- Ha-ha!
- Let's go!
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Attaboy.
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Cheesemongers lose to the Honeys
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12 to 0.
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Cheesemongers lose
again 11 to one.
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On the bright side,
Velvety Canned Cheese
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does help to drown the sorrow
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of this punishing losing streak.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Safe!
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Cheesemongers
lose 13 to three.
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Mm.
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Someone take this away from me,
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but just know I'ma
put up a fight.
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Cheesemongers
keep it within 10 runs,
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losing 14 to five.
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Let's go.
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Another Cheesemonger loss
would make for 34 straight,
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breaking a minor league
record that stood since 1951.
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Russ, as today's
starting pitcher,
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how are you dealing
with the pressure?
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Well, I'm just
grateful I'm the one
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who's taking the
mound for us today.
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Oh, Russ,
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seems like, uh,
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I bear nothing but
bad news these days.
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Front office promoted
a kid from rookie ball,
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Felix Domingo.
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And they want him to start.
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Skip, this is my last start.
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You said I could have
this. What the fuck?
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I'm sorry, Russ.
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- Hey, Skip. Hi.
- Lew.
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I borrowed eight grand
from a guy named, no joke,
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Shady "The Kneecapper" McGee.
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If this Felix kid is
any good, we're screwed!
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Hey, settle
down, alright?
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Let me see what's what.
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Hey. Welcome to the club.
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Oh, my God, "Rocket"
Russ Waddell!
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Oh, my God, man,
it's really you.
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You know who I am?
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Yeah, of course, man.
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Actually, when I was a
kid, my brother and I,
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we tried buying up
all your rookie cards.
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You know,
100-mile-an-hour fastball,
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crazy movement.
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We thought you were going to
be like the next Roger Clemens.
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Yeah. Well, time gets us all.
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- What's that?
- Oh, this?
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Yeah, it's actually pretty cool.
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So it's a barometer.
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My curves usually borderline
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in most altitudes, right?
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But with the lower
elevation here,
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I feel like I can get
a good break going.
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Okay, that's one approach.
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Yeah, for sure.
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- You want a dip?
- Nope.
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Sorry, I...
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got my own.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, anyway, I
always like to scout
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the ballpark before I pitch.
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Wind conditions,
field conditions.
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There's always
something I can use.
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You know that.
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Honor to meet you,
but I should warm up
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if I'm gonna stop
this losing streak.
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You're a fuckin' legend.
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- I just...
- Okay.
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- Alright, good luck out there.
- Thank you, man.
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- So?
- Well, I don't think he's much,
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but still, we can't
leave this to chance.
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I say we jump the bastard
right now, go for the elbow.
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We don't need
to hurt the kid, okay?
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Just get him out of the game.
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Hey, go get 'em, Petey!
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That's it.
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Hey, don't worry, I got an idea.
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I'll see you on the field.
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If we're getting $3.1 million
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and we're splitting
it five ways,
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then 5% going to our front man,
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how much money does
that leave me exactly?
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I hate this type of math, dude.
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We'll take care of it
afterwards, alright?
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Right now, I just need you
to keep your head in the game
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so we can lose it, okay?
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Okay?
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Let's get asses kicked, huh?
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I've been noticing a slight
numbness in my right arm,
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and I'm wondering if
it's related to all
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the Velvety Canned
Cheese I've been eating.
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Is anyone else
experiencing this?
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If so, please come see me
in the announcer booth.
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Taking the mound for the
first time with the 'Mongers
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is Felix Domingo,
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just promoted from rookie ball.
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Let's see if he
can snap the team
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out of its incredibly
dispiriting historic skid.
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There you are.
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What'd you do?
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Scored some acid from one
of the hippie vendor dudes,
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spiked the kid's gum.
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It should kick in any minute.
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You Dock Ellis'd him?
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I what?
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Dock Ellis, Pittsburgh
Pirates, 1970.
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He dropped acid 'cause he
thought it was his day off,
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but then he had to pitch.
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Yeah.
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I Dock Ellis'd the
shit out of him.
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No, you dumbass.
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Once the LSD kicked in,
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his game went to a
whole other level.
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He threw a no-hitter.
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Strike!
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Oh, shit.
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Strike!
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Strike!
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Strike!
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Strike! You're out!
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I seem to have stopped
seeing the color green?
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It's weird.
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All the other colors
are still present
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in my field of vision,
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but the grass, for instance,
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has taken on a kind
of gray pallor.
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I have stopped eating the
Velvety Canned Cheese.
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But if there is a medical
doctor in attendance
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and you'd be open
to stopping by,
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I don't think that'd
be the worst idea.
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Well, folks, we've got ourselves
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an old-fashioned pitcher's duel.
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Still zero-zero
here in the ninth.
262
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,095
Can the unorthodox
young Felix Domingo
263
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,532
continue his dominant
debut performance?
264
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,267
Hey, pal.
265
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,702
- Bunt.
- What?
266
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,170
And don't stop running.
267
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,270
Trust me.
268
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,174
I'm going to humble the new kid.
269
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,182
First pitch
of the ninth underway.
270
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,052
And it's a bunt.
271
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,822
Dundee fields what
should be an easy out
272
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,224
and... throws it
into the outfield?
273
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,359
Come on, Carl.
274
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:14,994
Sandberg trips
275
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,864
and throws the ball
into the ground.
276
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,269
Jackson picks up the
ball... no, he muffs it.
277
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,072
- Safe!
- Ah!
278
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,273
Oh, shit!
279
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,909
- Ah.
- Dammit!
280
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,080
Shit!
281
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,251
- Damn it!
- Play better!
282
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,920
Yes. Yes. Yes.
283
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,757
It's a solemn scene at
Velvety Canned Cheese Park
284
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,458
as our beloved
Cheesemongers are now
285
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:49,129
officially the biggest losers
in minor league history.
286
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,332
Truly, there is no joy
in Mudville tonight.
287
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,536
We're the
worst! We're the worst!
288
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,205
We suck! We suck! We suck!
289
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:05,712
♪ I had a friend was a
big baseball player ♪
290
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,415
♪ Back in high school ♪
291
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,184
♪ He could throw that... ♪
292
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,453
You got rid of the
spiked gum, right?
293
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,257
Shit.
294
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,037
Come on.
295
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,972
Come on.
296
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,909
Shit.
297
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,145
Shit.
298
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,485
Oh. Felix, hey.
299
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,687
I can't find my damn car keys.
300
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,924
Hell of a game, kid.
Sorry about that loss.
301
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,393
Is this what you used?
302
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,628
Used?
303
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,899
You and your buddies,
you tried to spike my gum
304
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,334
to get me out of the game?
305
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,737
What? Why would we do that?
306
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,739
Because you wanted to throw it.
307
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,175
We're like the worst team
in minor league history.
308
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,835
Even if we were going
to throw the game,
309
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,379
how would you even tell?
310
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,781
Because your buddy, Carl,
311
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,219
tried doing a little math in
my notebook between innings
312
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,621
trying to figure
out how to split up
313
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,425
$3,136,018
314
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,994
five ways.
315
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,930
You're in it. He
broke down your names.
316
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,633
Goddammit, Carl, shit!
317
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,835
And he got the math
wrong.
318
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,804
Okay, w-we can make this right.
319
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,406
Wh-what's it going to take?
320
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,210
Out on the mound today,
I-I went to some place,
321
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,414
a place I've only dreamed of,
322
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,450
where-where God's face
323
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,887
speaks from the
crystalline waters
324
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:58,158
and his angels manifest
in monkey form.
325
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,328
What the hell are you
talking about, Felix?
326
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,798
I'm done with baseball.
327
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,201
Yeah, I wanna move to Belize...
328
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,470
and find God
329
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,340
and take drugs...
330
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,879
after you give me the $3 million
331
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,581
you won on today's game.
332
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,351
Oh, come on, man!
333
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,252
That's our life savings
you're talking about.
334
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,954
Some of these guys got families.
335
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,056
Look, why don't
we give you half?
336
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,959
You could go to Belize
and we'll call it a day.
337
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,929
Either you give me
338
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:39,799
the entire three million
to keep me quiet,
339
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,869
or I bring the
evidence to the cops
340
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,571
and you lose it all anyway.
341
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,276
"Rocket" Russ!
342
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,411
Shit!
343
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,614
You done?
344
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,449
Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
345
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,121
Smack.
346
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,956
I'll give you instructions
347
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,333
on how to wire me
the money tomorrow.
348
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,527
Once it's in my account,
I'll give you the evidence.
349
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,464
Alright? Oh, and Russ,
you were so right.
350
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,667
Time gets us all.
351
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,836
But you had all the
time and the talent
352
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,471
as any of the greats.
353
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,173
You just blew it.
354
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,009
Jesus, man, look at you.
355
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,413
I don't even know how
you live with yourself.
356
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,662
Oh, my God.
357
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,898
My fastball, I got it!
358
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,299
I still got...
359
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,468
Oh, shit.
360
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,171
Hey.
361
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,105
Hey.
362
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,665
Heyo!
363
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,644
A-Ha!
364
00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:46,819
Hmm.
365
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:56,729
Hmm.
366
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,279
Alright, uh,
367
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,057
now I'm like emotionally
invested in this shit.
368
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,081
Come on.
369
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,651
Yeah, I still don't get it.
370
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:19,752
What's your job?
371
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,121
I wanna say, uh,
372
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,923
administrative
assistant or something.
373
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,893
Error 10, category
network error.
374
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,261
Yeah, I already knew that.
375
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,505
And why
does that appeal?
376
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,331
Well, I told you
that I binge watched
377
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,766
"The Office" last month, right?
378
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:33,767
Oh, no.
379
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,969
The road was getting
lonely and I figured,
380
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,570
ah, community,
381
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,140
same people every day,
entertaining dynamics.
382
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,574
I should try office life.
383
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,576
- Dumb, right?
- Ah, I get it.
384
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,146
Sometimes we need an
inspirational smack.
385
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,114
Hmm. So I guess this company,
386
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,492
they, they all started
working remotely
387
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,117
during COVID and
they never came back,
388
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,286
and they need, uh, one
person in the office
389
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,497
so it's not technically vacant,
390
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,956
you know, for
insurance purposes.
391
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,225
This was a dumb
idea. I should quit.
392
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,405
My experience,
393
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,395
it's the smack after the smack
394
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,930
that you gotta watch for.
395
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,131
Hmm.
396
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,966
I'm not fully sure
what that means, man.
397
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,401
I...
398
00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:10,870
A-ha!
399
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,952
Ha!
400
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,653
Smack.
401
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,805
This is yours, I think, right?
402
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:46,906
Thank you.
403
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,341
I just have to ask,
404
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,543
what is your general philosophy
405
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,913
regarding litigation and such?
406
00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:55,515
Look, uh,
407
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,159
looking around, I can
see this isn't really,
408
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,451
you know, the major leagues.
409
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,353
And anyway, by nature,
410
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,790
I gotta say I'm a
lover, not a suer.
411
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,192
I'm so glad. I have
to tell you something.
412
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,262
We are barely keeping
the lights on as it is.
413
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,932
I think this team is very
important to this town.
414
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:15,502
Gives us a sense of
community, you know?
415
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,471
It's a place for people
to come every day,
416
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,008
same people but
interesting dynamics.
417
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,543
No shit.
418
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,446
Second smack, wow.
419
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:29,816
Okay, uh, crazy question.
420
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,219
- Hey!
- You were born
421
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,621
to wear that uniform!
422
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:35,622
- Yeah?
- Yes!
423
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,058
Okay, so, uh, how
does this work?
424
00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:39,626
Oh, hey, batter, batter, batter,
425
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,370
batter, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter.
426
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,797
No, don't do that.
427
00:22:44,064 --> 00:22:45,064
Come here, walk with me.
428
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,300
As a ball girl, what
you're going to do, honey,
429
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,302
is you're going to
field foul balls,
430
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,104
and you're going to
interact with the fans,
431
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,439
which can really be fun.
432
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,840
And then before the game,
433
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,742
you just pitch in
wherever you're needed,
434
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:59,279
operating the pitching
machine, shagging balls.
435
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,714
- Do explain that one.
- Simple.
436
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,982
You just pick up
the loose baseballs
437
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:03,817
during batting practice.
438
00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,361
- Okay. I can do it.
- Yeah.
439
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:06,953
- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
440
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:07,754
I'm going to introduce you
441
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,823
to the oldest member
of our family.
442
00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:11,391
His name is Rambo.
443
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,460
And I should have
retired him years ago,
444
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,396
but I don't have the
funds to get a new one.
445
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,131
I'll show you how it works.
446
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,332
You flip this switch.
447
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,804
Oh, I should tell you,
you gotta be real careful
448
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,441
because every couple balls,
he just starts shooting wild
449
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,610
and he could hit
anything in sight.
450
00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:32,846
- Uh, you see?
- Yeah.
451
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,082
Wow. Uh, so what do you
do when that happens?
452
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,318
Just, look, smack! Ah!
453
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,027
If you could
sign my cheese?
454
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,332
Uh, hey.
455
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,668
Who's Mr. Baseball over there?
456
00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:56,369
"Rocket" Russ Waddell,
457
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,539
greatest athlete this
town's ever produced,
458
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,909
former first round draft
pick and top prospect,
459
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:05,478
one of only three
Montgomery citizens
460
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,614
to get their own
Wikipedia entry.
461
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,516
I'll bite. Who
are the other two?
462
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,384
Hiram
Lubinski, the inventor
463
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,520
of Velvety Canned Cheese
Substitute Spread,
464
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:17,724
and my cousin Jamie, who
co-founded WikiKnees.
465
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,659
I mingle with royalty.
466
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,227
So, uh...
467
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,329
what is mister hotshot Rocket
468
00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:24,931
doing here in the minors?
469
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,702
Russ lost his fastball
a few years ago.
470
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,570
No one knows why.
471
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:33,707
Injury, bad luck, family curse.
472
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,618
It was a classic case of
the yips and you know it.
473
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,544
- Ugh.
- I'm sorry, yips?
474
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,545
Russ got in his own head
475
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,447
and messed with
his whole approach.
476
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,849
We tried every cure
in the book to fix it.
477
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:47,787
Body waxing, ritual
tugging, slutty Babe Ruth.
478
00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:50,090
None of it worked.
479
00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:51,424
But I got a feeling
480
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,193
that today's going
to be the day.
481
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,629
Finally going to get
the old Rocket back.
482
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,937
Oh!
483
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,939
Shake it off, Rocket!
484
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:07,574
You still got it!
485
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,577
Oh, sadly bullshit.
486
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:18,151
Another pitcher, Frank.
487
00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:22,589
Hi. Uh...
488
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,791
Oh, I'm Charlie,
the new ball girl.
489
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,559
Don't think we've met.
490
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,261
I'm Russ, the
washed-up old timer.
491
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,863
Oh, come on.
492
00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:33,233
Hey, sorry about
the, uh, the game.
493
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,601
It's a tough loss.
494
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,536
You think I'd get
used to it by now.
495
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,538
Hey, it's just a game.
496
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,040
Shake it off, right?
497
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,008
That sounded off.
498
00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:45,712
You're going to tell me
it's not just a game, right?
499
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,781
No, you're right,
it's just a game,
500
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,884
but it's the only thing
I've ever had a gift for.
501
00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:54,154
And when you're given a gift
in life, even a strange one
502
00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:57,390
like throwing a little ball
swiftly past a man with a stick,
503
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,393
when you get a taste
of puttin' it to use...
504
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,563
Been years since
I even touched 90,
505
00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:05,498
let alone triple digits.
506
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,667
Actually, as somebody with, uh,
507
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,669
well, strange gifts
myself, I relate.
508
00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,538
But isn't there
something you can do,
509
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,940
like a robo arm,
surgery or something?
510
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,775
Physically speaking, I'm fine.
511
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,811
It's all in my damn head.
512
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,689
At least I don't have to
worry about that anymore.
513
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:21,381
Oh, yeah? Why is that?
514
00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:23,283
Skip said I got one more start.
515
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:24,984
I'm done.
516
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,353
No shit.
517
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,522
Rocket, here's, uh, to
going out with a bang, huh?
518
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,257
It's Russ, please. And thanks.
519
00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:34,494
- Until we meet again.
- Okay, until we meet again.
520
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:35,929
Cheers cheers.
521
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,700
- Oh, so that's it, huh?
- Yep.
522
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,335
They're giving me
one more start,
523
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,970
then off to the pasture.
524
00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:48,775
Oh.
525
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,210
Deputy ball girl, that's you!
526
00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,122
We've got ourselves
an old-fashioned pitcher's duel.
527
00:26:53,146 --> 00:26:53,947
Go, go!
528
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,515
Can the unorthodox
529
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,117
young Felix Domingo continue...
530
00:26:57,217 --> 00:27:00,020
Ah, look it, she's
running, she's running!
531
00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:02,355
Bang-up job, deputy.
532
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,291
Ah.
533
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:08,428
Charlie Cale, I do
believe you found yourself
534
00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:10,063
a rewarding career.
535
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,969
I'll do it.
536
00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:26,880
Oh.
537
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,715
Hey, hey.
538
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,517
Hey, that was a heck
of a first game.
539
00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:33,286
I, uh, like your style, kid.
540
00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:36,990
Did you know that God is a verb?
541
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,592
I did not know that.
542
00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:40,760
Oh...
543
00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:43,263
How about some
water or something?
544
00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,765
God.
545
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,300
God isn't God.
546
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,735
No, you know, like, not,
547
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:50,870
not like the way
that we were taught.
548
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:55,175
See, God is the
music of the spheres,
549
00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,812
the symphonic echo
of radical love
550
00:27:58,912 --> 00:28:00,513
between all living things.
551
00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:03,383
Oh, boy. Hey,
uh, would you mind?
552
00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:06,753
Hmm.
553
00:28:08,555 --> 00:28:09,622
Oh.
554
00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:12,058
You know what I should
do is get your autograph
555
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:14,003
'cause the way you were
throwing out there today,
556
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:16,463
oh, boy, yeah, you're
headed for the big leagues.
557
00:28:16,563 --> 00:28:18,965
I'm
quitting the game.
558
00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,567
Huh?
559
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,902
Because none of this matters.
560
00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:27,807
You know, like who wins,
who loses, you see, God...
561
00:28:28,942 --> 00:28:31,011
and the monkeys matter.
562
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,114
Hmm.
563
00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:36,608
I really think you should
drink some of that.
564
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:37,650
Huh?
565
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,953
Hey, you have a retirement fund
566
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:42,689
or a side hustle, crypto
trading or something?
567
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:44,657
Well, money, eh.
568
00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:46,693
Don't overthink it.
569
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:49,396
When inspiration smacks, listen.
570
00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:52,198
Yeah. Smack. Inspiration.
571
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,967
Although they do say
that it's actually
572
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:57,103
the, uh, the second smack
that gets you, so...
573
00:28:58,772 --> 00:28:59,539
What's that mean?
574
00:28:59,639 --> 00:29:01,941
I have no idea but, uh, hydrate.
575
00:29:02,442 --> 00:29:05,779
Thank you, ball girl,
for sharing your wisdom.
576
00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:07,080
Yes, of course, anytime.
577
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,215
And, uh, well, good
luck coming down
578
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:10,950
off whatever you're
coming down from.
579
00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:13,019
On?
580
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,287
No, I don't take anything.
581
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:17,323
Me neither... officer.
582
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:18,825
Okay, Godspeed.
583
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,830
Godspeed.
584
00:29:24,798 --> 00:29:26,099
Godspeed.
585
00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:52,659
Yum.
586
00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:53,759
Yum.
587
00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:54,694
Yum
588
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:57,997
Yum.
589
00:29:58,631 --> 00:29:59,766
Yum.
590
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,101
Yum!
591
00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:03,103
Yum.
592
00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:04,637
Yum.
593
00:30:04,738 --> 00:30:07,407
Yum. Yum. Yum
594
00:30:07,841 --> 00:30:08,875
Yum.
595
00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:10,610
Yum.
596
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:11,845
Yum.
597
00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:13,413
Ah, I don't think so.
598
00:30:13,513 --> 00:30:16,016
Yum, yum, yum!
599
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,571
Ah!
600
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:42,976
Charlie Cale...
601
00:30:43,076 --> 00:30:45,111
Charlie Cale...
602
00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,080
the wanderer...
603
00:30:49,749 --> 00:30:53,386
It's up to you to
save this ballpark,
604
00:30:53,486 --> 00:30:55,922
to save this team.
605
00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,491
It is?
606
00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:01,394
Why?
607
00:31:01,494 --> 00:31:05,231
Because baseball...
is not just a game.
608
00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:09,569
It is the secret of the spheres.
609
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:15,975
Are you...
610
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,478
God?
611
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:20,580
I...
612
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,682
am Hiram Lubinski,
613
00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:27,120
the inventor of Velvety Canned
Cheese Substitute Spread,
614
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:30,957
now available in jalapeno
and spicy seafood flavors.
615
00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:34,027
Oh, I get it.
616
00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:36,863
Ah, the mascot is you.
617
00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,865
I'm the founder of this ballpark
618
00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,201
as well as its
spiritual guardian.
619
00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:42,301
Cool.
620
00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:45,405
Baseball is
not just a pastime.
621
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:48,341
It is the passing
of time itself.
622
00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,378
Tell me, wanderer,
is it any coincidence
623
00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:57,083
that the goal of every hitter
is to return safely to home?
624
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:58,651
Huh.
625
00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:01,187
Wow.
626
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,957
This ballpark is home.
627
00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:07,560
Without it, the people of
Montgomery would be lost...
628
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:11,164
and my granddaughter, Lucille...
629
00:32:11,731 --> 00:32:13,466
would be bereft
630
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:15,602
with no community,
631
00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:17,637
without any sense of belonging.
632
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,240
Do you know what that
is like, Charlie?
633
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:21,541
Yes.
634
00:32:22,175 --> 00:32:24,844
Yes, I... I, I do.
635
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:26,546
- Then help us.
- Okay.
636
00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:29,082
Protect this ballpark
637
00:32:29,182 --> 00:32:31,918
and save this team!
638
00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:33,987
But from what?
639
00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:36,089
Mm, from who?
640
00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:37,590
Come home, wanderer.
641
00:32:38,658 --> 00:32:42,128
Every soul seeks to be safe
642
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:44,264
at home.
643
00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:09,589
Oh, Charlie?
644
00:33:09,689 --> 00:33:12,726
Wow, my kingdom for
some electrolytes.
645
00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:14,227
Charlie, Charlie!
646
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:18,665
What in the world
happened last night?
647
00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,476
Oh, my
God, what happened?
648
00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:31,678
Uh, the new guy
stayed late last night
649
00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:33,880
to take some extra BP.
650
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,382
He tried using Rambo.
651
00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:39,753
He got hit in the back of
the head with a fastball.
652
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:42,989
Uh, I knew I should have
had that machine replaced.
653
00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:43,923
I knew that.
654
00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:45,759
I found him this morning.
655
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:48,261
So Rambo...
656
00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:50,230
killed Felix?
657
00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:52,098
Well, it looks that way.
658
00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:54,467
Lucille, I hate to
bring it up, but...
659
00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:56,736
- What?
- You could be looking
660
00:33:56,836 --> 00:33:59,005
at a wrongful death lawsuit.
661
00:33:59,606 --> 00:34:01,441
- A big one.
- Well, that'll be it.
662
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:04,511
We'd have to shut down the
park, then move the team.
663
00:34:04,611 --> 00:34:06,513
It's the only family I got left.
664
00:34:06,613 --> 00:34:08,190
Oh, no, we're not going
to let that happen.
665
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,584
Uh, everybody knew the
machine was faulty.
666
00:34:11,685 --> 00:34:13,787
It is my fault.
667
00:34:14,954 --> 00:34:17,991
Hey, so, hypothetically
speaking,
668
00:34:18,091 --> 00:34:19,993
if, uh, Felix, we know
he was a good kid,
669
00:34:20,093 --> 00:34:23,129
but if Felix here was, uh, high
670
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:25,031
while he was using
the equipment,
671
00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:28,001
would that alleviate
some of this liability?
672
00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:30,503
- Well, I guess it...
- Yeah.
673
00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:32,472
...it would. Why?
674
00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:36,509
Well, I, uh, I think
his gum was laced.
675
00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:41,014
Well, if he was on drugs,
it's easy enough to check.
676
00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:41,981
It is?
677
00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,384
Yeah, a simple reagent test.
678
00:34:44,484 --> 00:34:45,518
Oh.
679
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:47,620
Retired cop.
680
00:34:47,721 --> 00:34:50,557
Okay. Uh, well, hmm.
681
00:34:50,657 --> 00:34:52,459
Okay, terrific.
682
00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:02,435
Negative, no sign of drugs.
683
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,570
Wait, what?
684
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:05,538
Oh, gosh, man. I know
I was tripping so hard.
685
00:35:05,638 --> 00:35:07,340
And we all saw
Felix on that mound.
686
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,440
He was like a guy at a
Phish concert at the Sphere.
687
00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:11,211
I mean, come on,
he was tripping.
688
00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:13,179
- Geez.
- Honey.
689
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,414
What?
690
00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:16,416
Appreciate
your concern,
691
00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:17,917
but the last thing I wanna do
692
00:35:18,018 --> 00:35:20,487
is sully this kid's reputation.
693
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,757
I've done enough damage already.
694
00:35:24,057 --> 00:35:26,059
Lucille, this is not on you.
695
00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:27,599
We're going to figure
this out, okay?
696
00:35:27,827 --> 00:35:29,929
I talked to Felix. He
told me he was straight.
697
00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:32,599
He wasn't lying.
Something is amiss.
698
00:35:32,699 --> 00:35:34,634
We'll have more on Felix Domingo
699
00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:35,969
as the story develops.
700
00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:38,304
Skip.
701
00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:39,773
Hell of a start to the day.
702
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,742
You need something?
703
00:35:42,842 --> 00:35:44,978
Yeah, I do, I sure do.
704
00:35:45,712 --> 00:35:48,415
So Felix in last night's game,
705
00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:50,817
uh, just a gut check,
706
00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:52,185
he look alright to you?
707
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,453
He looked great.
708
00:35:53,553 --> 00:35:55,989
He was higher than a fly
on Willie Nelson's wall.
709
00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:57,791
- Yeah.
- But whatever it takes.
710
00:35:57,891 --> 00:35:59,993
I mean, I don't judge.
711
00:36:00,093 --> 00:36:02,128
I mean, I'm working
on not judging.
712
00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:04,197
Something I'm working on.
713
00:36:04,931 --> 00:36:07,100
It's
not all sad news today.
714
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,270
Some lucky citizen
has won $3 million
715
00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:13,239
betting on last night's
historic Cheesemonger loss.
716
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,475
A five-game parlay
at 22-to-one odds
717
00:36:15,575 --> 00:36:17,310
- was cashed in at a...
- Jesus.
718
00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:18,945
Sad, isn't it?
719
00:36:19,045 --> 00:36:20,285
Used to be fans actually rooted
720
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,681
for the home team.
721
00:36:22,148 --> 00:36:24,317
Win or lose, we were
all in it together.
722
00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,554
Now it's all about the odds
and working the angles.
723
00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:30,623
Getting rich by
expecting the worst.
724
00:36:34,894 --> 00:36:36,162
Beep beep.
725
00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:37,297
Huh.
726
00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:39,532
Uh, hiya, Carl.
727
00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:41,601
Can I ask you a question?
728
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:42,945
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Uh,
729
00:36:42,969 --> 00:36:46,773
do you know if anyone had a,
uh, a grudge against Felix?
730
00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:50,110
'Cause, uh, I think
someone spiked his gum.
731
00:36:50,577 --> 00:36:53,279
Why would anybody have it out
for the new guy?
732
00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:55,181
Oh, wow!
733
00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:56,850
Super cool! Is that a...
734
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:59,719
That's a no grill,
huh? Is it solid gold?
735
00:36:59,819 --> 00:37:02,689
My aunt died and left me
a real big inheritance.
736
00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:04,090
Yeah, bullshit.
737
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,360
I won it playing trivia
down at the, uh, pub.
738
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,938
Obvious bullshit. I
mean, I don't even need
739
00:37:08,962 --> 00:37:10,263
my special thing for that one.
740
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:12,432
- Whoa.
- What are you bothering me for?
741
00:37:12,532 --> 00:37:14,000
I'm just a ball player,
742
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,935
a regular minor
league ball player.
743
00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:17,303
Yeah, yeah, no.
744
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:19,272
I, uh, I know you are.
745
00:37:22,809 --> 00:37:25,278
Nobody wanted the kid
to get hurt, alright?
746
00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:28,181
Right, obviously.
747
00:37:28,281 --> 00:37:31,017
Yeah, no, obviously
not. It's just, uh...
748
00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:33,853
y-you did, right?
749
00:37:33,953 --> 00:37:35,321
You-you spiked his gum.
750
00:37:35,922 --> 00:37:37,824
Just to get him out
the game though,
751
00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:39,759
and then he went and
fucked around with Rambo.
752
00:37:39,859 --> 00:37:42,462
And the whole thing
was a freak accident.
753
00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:45,398
I mean, I-I feel bad
about it, really.
754
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,734
I believe you, I do.
755
00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:51,037
I-I just, um, I'm trying
to square, you know...
756
00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:53,340
I mean, here's Felix,
he's throwing a no hitter.
757
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,108
Why would you want
him out the game?
758
00:37:55,709 --> 00:37:58,478
Strip club after
the game, fellas!
759
00:37:58,578 --> 00:38:01,081
- Hell yeah!
- Drinks on your boy!
760
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,052
What's good, ball girl?
761
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,356
I see.
762
00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,224
They spiked the gum
that killed Felix
763
00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:13,560
so that they could, uh, lose
the game and win the bet.
764
00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:15,604
It's not like we're talking
criminal masterminds here.
765
00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,764
All they gotta do is check
these guys' bank accounts.
766
00:38:17,864 --> 00:38:19,432
Yeah, but you need
a search warrant
767
00:38:19,532 --> 00:38:20,934
to check a bank account.
768
00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:23,970
Right now, there isn't
enough evidence to get one.
769
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:25,270
I-I-I don't understand.
770
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,049
They're just going to
let the ballpark close?
771
00:38:27,073 --> 00:38:28,108
That doesn't seem right.
772
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,542
I mean, what about an autopsy?
773
00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:32,245
There's gotta be some
kind of, uh, evidence
774
00:38:32,345 --> 00:38:35,448
what kind of drug it was that
they put inside Felix's gum, no?
775
00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:38,351
Well, I asked my old partner to
send me a copy of the report.
776
00:38:38,451 --> 00:38:39,919
It should be getting
here any minute.
777
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,588
Hmm.
778
00:38:43,189 --> 00:38:45,825
Okay, here's the autopsy report.
779
00:38:45,925 --> 00:38:47,027
Let's see.
780
00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:52,198
Uh, yep, death by
blunt force trauma.
781
00:38:52,565 --> 00:38:55,502
Let's see, did they
even do a tox report?
782
00:38:56,036 --> 00:38:58,538
Hey, uh, could I
take a look at that?
783
00:38:58,638 --> 00:39:00,306
Oh, sure, be my guest.
784
00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:01,574
Oh, thanks.
785
00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:07,180
I wanna save that
ballpark too, you know?
786
00:39:07,547 --> 00:39:10,583
My old man used to take
me there every weekend.
787
00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:13,219
There's nothing better
than a Sunday double header
788
00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:15,055
with your pops.
789
00:39:15,922 --> 00:39:18,391
Well, I don't even really
know what I'm looking at here,
790
00:39:18,491 --> 00:39:20,727
but I think it says here
that the ball was going
791
00:39:20,827 --> 00:39:22,262
over a hundred miles an hour.
792
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:23,263
What's that?
793
00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:25,131
The ball that killed Felix,
794
00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:27,133
according to this
coroner's report,
795
00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:28,968
it looks like the skull fracture
796
00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:31,838
was caused by a ball
797
00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:35,175
that was over a
hundred miles an hour.
798
00:39:35,275 --> 00:39:36,275
Wow.
799
00:39:36,609 --> 00:39:39,279
I didn't think Rambo had
that kind of speed in him.
800
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,114
Yeah, no shit, Benny. No shit.
801
00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:45,185
Ah, shise.
802
00:39:45,285 --> 00:39:47,987
Come on, Rambo,
you Cold War relic.
803
00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:49,489
You can do better than that.
804
00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:52,092
Concentrate, concentrate!
805
00:39:52,192 --> 00:39:53,526
Let 'er rip!
806
00:39:56,096 --> 00:39:58,098
- Hey.
- Oh!
807
00:39:58,198 --> 00:39:59,833
Benny said you wanted to talk.
808
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:01,001
Yeah, hi, Russ.
809
00:40:01,101 --> 00:40:02,635
Quick question.
810
00:40:02,736 --> 00:40:04,204
Is there anyone on either team
811
00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:05,839
that can throw over a hundred?
812
00:40:05,939 --> 00:40:09,009
Nah, anyone throws that fast,
they're not doing it here.
813
00:40:09,109 --> 00:40:10,777
That's a ticket to the show.
814
00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,014
Yeah, that's what I thought.
815
00:40:14,114 --> 00:40:15,281
Why you wanna know?
816
00:40:15,382 --> 00:40:16,525
It's just the coroner, you know,
817
00:40:16,549 --> 00:40:18,018
he had mentioned
that the fastball
818
00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:19,486
that killed Felix, uh,
819
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,688
well, it was going over
a hundred at least.
820
00:40:21,788 --> 00:40:24,858
And, uh, well, we all know
that Rambo here can't do that,
821
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:27,127
and, and you can't either, so...
822
00:40:27,227 --> 00:40:28,395
Thanks a lot.
823
00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:29,638
No, I'm sorry, I didn't
mean it like that.
824
00:40:29,662 --> 00:40:30,982
It's just, you
know, the other day
825
00:40:31,031 --> 00:40:32,308
you had said that you
lost your fastball
826
00:40:32,332 --> 00:40:35,335
and you hadn't been able to
throw over 90 for years now.
827
00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:38,204
So, uh, you weren't lying.
828
00:40:38,638 --> 00:40:40,940
I don't know. I mean,
all things considered,
829
00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:42,742
I figured you were
the guy to ask.
830
00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:44,544
Uh, thinking to myself,
831
00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:46,579
I mean, what am I
overlooking, you know?
832
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,349
Look, I gotta go home and
get some shuteye, alright?
833
00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:50,917
I'm pitching my
last game tomorrow.
834
00:40:51,017 --> 00:40:54,454
Hey, how about after the game,
835
00:40:54,554 --> 00:40:56,289
I buy you a round,
836
00:40:56,389 --> 00:40:58,124
celebrate your victory, huh?
837
00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:00,060
I'd like that.
838
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,162
I'm not counting on
it, but I'd like it.
839
00:41:02,262 --> 00:41:03,897
Never say die.
840
00:41:04,497 --> 00:41:06,433
This is the end of
the road for me.
841
00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:09,069
Like you said, my
fastball's gone
842
00:41:09,169 --> 00:41:10,637
and it's not comin' back.
843
00:41:12,238 --> 00:41:13,606
Bullshit.
844
00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:16,142
I wish it was, Charlie.
845
00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:17,911
I wish it was.
846
00:41:31,925 --> 00:41:33,793
I don't have to
remind any of you
847
00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:36,629
that this is Russ's last game.
848
00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:42,268
It's probably our team's
last game in this great park.
849
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:45,972
So let's go out there and
stop this losing streak!
850
00:41:46,072 --> 00:41:48,875
Yeah, yeah.
851
00:41:48,975 --> 00:41:50,210
Let's win for Russ.
852
00:41:50,310 --> 00:41:52,545
Yeah! Let's
fucking go, Rocket!
853
00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:54,614
For Felix.
854
00:41:56,282 --> 00:41:58,651
- For the Lubinski family.
- Yeah, that's right!
855
00:41:58,752 --> 00:42:00,620
And for these fans
856
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,690
who have suffered with us
for all these goddamn years.
857
00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:05,458
- Yeah, right!
- Yeah!
858
00:42:05,558 --> 00:42:06,678
And while we're at it,
859
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,894
let's win one for
860
00:42:07,994 --> 00:42:09,829
good old-fashioned monogamy.
861
00:42:11,598 --> 00:42:12,766
Whoo!
862
00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:14,668
Yeah!
863
00:42:16,636 --> 00:42:18,872
Hey, so what was it?
864
00:42:19,506 --> 00:42:21,541
- What was what?
- Well, you know,
865
00:42:21,641 --> 00:42:24,010
what cleared your head
and got you that, uh,
866
00:42:24,110 --> 00:42:25,245
your fastball back?
867
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:26,913
What?
868
00:42:27,013 --> 00:42:28,948
Well, uh, the other night
at the pub, you know,
869
00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:31,317
you said that you lost your
fastball and it was the truth.
870
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:32,461
But then last night, you said
871
00:42:32,485 --> 00:42:33,696
the same thing,
and it was a lie.
872
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,422
So sometime in between,
something happened
873
00:42:35,522 --> 00:42:39,192
that fixed that mental block
and got you your fastball back.
874
00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:40,532
What was it?
875
00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:42,962
Charlie, no offense,
876
00:42:43,063 --> 00:42:45,098
but you sound batshit
crazy right now.
877
00:42:45,198 --> 00:42:47,167
Well, cards on the table,
878
00:42:47,267 --> 00:42:48,644
I know that you guys
have been throwing
879
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,737
these last few games,
and I also know
880
00:42:50,837 --> 00:42:52,272
that you spiked Felix's gum.
881
00:42:52,372 --> 00:42:53,707
Your buddy Carl admitted it.
882
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,442
Jesus, Carl.
883
00:42:55,842 --> 00:42:58,945
Gotta say I didn't
think you were involved.
884
00:42:59,045 --> 00:43:00,222
Nah, 'cause, you
know, you didn't play
885
00:43:00,246 --> 00:43:02,248
during those last five
losses that scored you
886
00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:05,885
the big payout, and
also 'cause I liked you.
887
00:43:06,586 --> 00:43:09,022
But then, then I
put it together.
888
00:43:09,122 --> 00:43:11,825
You were supposed to start
that last game, not Felix.
889
00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:14,294
That's why the guys were
trying to get him out
890
00:43:14,394 --> 00:43:16,029
and get you in.
891
00:43:16,129 --> 00:43:17,430
Alright, fine.
892
00:43:17,530 --> 00:43:19,332
We threw those last
few games. So what?
893
00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:20,633
Have you seen our record?
894
00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:22,135
We were going to lose anyway.
895
00:43:22,235 --> 00:43:26,072
Gosh, cashing in on
your own failure.
896
00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:28,508
That's where you ended up.
897
00:43:29,142 --> 00:43:32,712
So you're born with this
one-in-a-million gift.
898
00:43:32,812 --> 00:43:34,080
And then, what?
899
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:37,984
You throw it all away like
a total fucking loser.
900
00:43:41,988 --> 00:43:42,989
Aha.
901
00:43:43,556 --> 00:43:44,624
I see.
902
00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:48,762
So that's what Felix told you
the night you murdered him,
903
00:43:48,862 --> 00:43:50,096
and that's what got you
904
00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:53,633
your 100-mile-per-hour
fastball back.
905
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:55,368
Hearing the truth.
906
00:43:55,468 --> 00:43:57,103
I'm about to go prove
907
00:43:57,203 --> 00:43:59,272
in front of a stadium
full of people
908
00:43:59,372 --> 00:44:02,575
that I'm all washed up with
nothing left in this arm,
909
00:44:02,676 --> 00:44:04,244
so you got nothing, ball girl.
910
00:44:04,344 --> 00:44:06,913
Why don't you go sit
your nosy ass down
911
00:44:07,347 --> 00:44:08,948
and enjoy our final loss?
912
00:44:09,049 --> 00:44:10,250
Yeah.
913
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:14,154
Oh, uh, before I forget,
there's this, uh,
914
00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,956
a big league scout
in the stands.
915
00:44:17,057 --> 00:44:19,426
Bullshit. Pathetic.
916
00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:21,261
Alright, alright alright...
917
00:44:21,895 --> 00:44:23,963
Why would a scout be at
a Cheesemongers game?
918
00:44:24,064 --> 00:44:27,534
Skip said something
about an open roster slot
919
00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,135
and needing some bullpen heat
920
00:44:29,235 --> 00:44:31,037
there in the show,
whatever that means.
921
00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:33,473
Anyway, I probably shouldn't
have said anything.
922
00:44:33,573 --> 00:44:35,308
I don't wanna get in your head.
923
00:44:48,254 --> 00:44:50,166
Your starting pitcher...
924
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:54,928
For the
very last time...
925
00:44:55,929 --> 00:44:58,198
our hometown hero...
926
00:44:59,666 --> 00:45:02,669
"Rocket" Russ Waddell!
927
00:45:11,311 --> 00:45:13,446
"Rocket"
Russ Waddell readies
928
00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:15,315
for his first pitch.
929
00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:18,985
The entire ballpark is on
the edge of their seats
930
00:45:19,686 --> 00:45:24,157
hoping for one more flash
of that classic Rocket heat.
931
00:45:43,043 --> 00:45:46,846
Hey, batter, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter, batter!
932
00:46:04,497 --> 00:46:06,666
Alright,
everybody up, let's go!
933
00:46:06,766 --> 00:46:08,902
- Rocket!
- Rocket!
934
00:46:09,002 --> 00:46:10,970
Rocket! Rocket!
935
00:46:11,071 --> 00:46:12,772
Rocket! Rocket!
936
00:46:12,872 --> 00:46:14,474
Rocket! Rocket!
937
00:46:14,574 --> 00:46:16,509
Rocket! Rocket!
938
00:46:16,609 --> 00:46:18,244
Rocket! Rocket!
939
00:46:18,345 --> 00:46:20,513
Rocket! Rocket!
940
00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:22,315
Rocket! Rocket!
941
00:46:22,415 --> 00:46:24,250
Rocket! Rocket!
942
00:46:24,351 --> 00:46:25,885
Rocket! Rocket!
943
00:46:25,985 --> 00:46:27,554
Rocket! Rocket!
944
00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:30,056
Rocket! Rocket!
945
00:46:36,029 --> 00:46:37,197
Strike!
946
00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:38,932
Oh!
947
00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:48,241
Go, go, go, go!
948
00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:50,010
Yeah!
949
00:46:58,218 --> 00:46:59,986
I want all exits guarded.
950
00:47:00,086 --> 00:47:01,287
Ball girl was right.
951
00:47:01,388 --> 00:47:03,456
Our suspect is "Rocket"
Russell Waddell.
952
00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:23,176
Show 'em what you got, kid.
953
00:47:23,276 --> 00:47:24,978
Rocket! Rocket!
954
00:47:25,078 --> 00:47:26,880
Rocket! Rocket!
955
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,848
Rocket! Rocket!
956
00:47:28,948 --> 00:47:30,784
Rocket! Rocket!
957
00:47:30,884 --> 00:47:32,519
Rocket! Rocket!
958
00:47:32,619 --> 00:47:34,521
Rocket! Rocket!
959
00:47:34,621 --> 00:47:37,123
[♪ "Glory Days" resumes}
960
00:47:37,223 --> 00:47:38,558
♪ Yeah ♪
961
00:47:39,325 --> 00:47:41,261
♪ Come on ♪
962
00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:42,629
♪ Whoo ♪
963
00:47:46,366 --> 00:47:47,567
♪ Huh! ♪
964
00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:54,207
♪ I had a friend was a
big baseball player ♪
965
00:47:54,574 --> 00:47:57,243
♪ Back in high school ♪
966
00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:02,315
♪ He could throw that
speedball by you ♪
967
00:48:02,849 --> 00:48:05,652
♪ Make you look
like a fool, boy ♪
968
00:48:06,586 --> 00:48:09,956
♪ Saw him the other night
at this roadside bar ♪
969
00:48:10,056 --> 00:48:13,360
♪ I was walking in,
he was walking out ♪
970
00:48:14,127 --> 00:48:18,365
♪ We went back inside, sat
down, had a few drinks ♪
971
00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:22,369
♪ But all he kept
talking about was ♪
972
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:23,636
♪ Glory days ♪
973
00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:27,741
♪ Well, they'll pass
you by, glory days ♪
974
00:48:28,341 --> 00:48:32,078
♪ In the wink of a young
girl's eye, glory days ♪
975
00:48:32,545 --> 00:48:35,949
♪ Glory days ♪
976
00:48:37,384 --> 00:48:38,718
♪ Alright ♪
977
00:48:38,818 --> 00:48:41,554
♪ Well, there's a girl that
lives up the block... ♪
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