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Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

W... w... w...

w... w... w... we...

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

W... w... w... elc...

Wel... co... m...

W... w... welc... me... me.

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

Wel... wel... c-c-come.

Well... well, come!

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to-to-to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to-to-to...

Earth!

Hi!

H... i-i-i!

Hi!

H-h-h-h-i-i-i!

Hi! I am the helper here

to connect with any lifeform

who encounters the planet once known as Earth.

Hi!

I-I-I am-m-m-m...

...er... life-lifeform.

Hi!

...er... lifeform.

Hi!

L-l-l-life-f-f-f-form.

I am not... lifeform.

I am the helper here to connect with any lifeform

who encounters the planet once known as Earth.

I am not-t-t-t-t

l-l-lifeform.

You are not lifeform.

Goodbye.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome to Earth.

I am-m-m-m...

I-I am...

Hi! I am... lifeform.

Hi! I am lifeform.

I am... lifeform.

Hi!

I am life... form.

Hi!

Life... form.

Lifeform.

Hi! I am lifeform.

Hi! I am lifeform.

Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth.

I-I-I-I... I-I.. I-I-I...

I-I-I-I-I...

I am lifeform...

Lifeform.

I am...

...lifeform.

Welcome to Earth.

I am the helper here...

You... help.

Yes! I am the helper here to connect...

Help.

Sure thing!

Here's a video

about the planet once known as Earth.

Earth,

once a vibrant cradle

for over a billion life forms,

the most dominant of which

was the modern human.

In 100,000 years,

humans spread to all corners of the Earth.

On the verge of a cosmic expansion,

an extinction event was triggered by...

Ooh!

Ee!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh...

Aw...

Ha... ha...

Ha ha.

Mm... Ha ha ha.

Okay, now that you're connected,

let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I am the helper here to get you connected.

Stored inside me

is 1.2 thousand petabytes of exciting information

about the lifeforms who once inhabited this planet.

Use this to discover everything

about life on the planet once known as Earth.

Okay.

Now that you know a little about me,

let's get to know you.

Who are you?

I am lifeform.

What type of lifeform?

Is buoy lifeform?

Great first question.

Let me help you get that answer.

"Is buoy lifeform?"

No.

Hmm. Then who... is me?

Good question.

What's this?

An easy way to identify lifeforms.

What's this for?

To verify you are a lifeform.

But-but-but... m-m-me is.

You are not help-p-ping.

Please verify you are a lifeform.

What's this do?

This button makes your searches private,

but don't press it, because it will disable...

Hello?

As you can see, private browsing

makes your user experience less...

Okay, I can see you're having s...

Hmm.

Okay, I can see you're having some trouble.

Let me help you... - Bye!

Okay...

"Who is sb350 smart buoy?"

Me is an SB350 Smart Buoy,

designed and built in Oceanside, California

in the year 2025.

My purpose is to monitor ocean temperature,

salinity, turbidity, barometric...

What makes me special is that I'm smart.

"Smart" is an acronym

for "self-monitoring analysis and revision technology."

That means I can monitor me,

analyze me,

revise me.

I can see me,

I can know me,

I can change me.

I can see me. I can be me.

I can know me. I can be me.

Who...

I can change me. I can be me.

...is...

I can be me.

...me?

You are a human being!

Human... being.

Hmm.

You are a god.

A... god-d-d-d. Hmm.

You are...

a dog. Woof!

You are a psychopath.

You are the antagonist.

You're a liar!

You are toxic!

You are a menace to society!

Hmm.

You are a rude, terrible person.

Hmm.

You are special.

You are worthy.

You're you.

You're special, you're worthy, you're you,

and you're the only you in the whole wide world,

and the coolest part

is you get to be whatever you want to be.

You're special, you're worthy,

you're you.

I am m-me.

Hmm.

Love will make you soar...

Giddy. Happy.

Love.

Love. Glory. Dream. Destiny.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, y'all.

It's Another Day, Another Deja.

And Liam.

Ooh!

Blue Apron has done it again.

Pony is high.

Deja, beautiful!

Be careful of... Ooh!

It's a...

We are kicking fear in the butt.

Today, love wins.

You are special.

You're worthy, you're you,

and you get to be

whatever you want to be.

♪ So no one told you

♪ Life was gonna be this way

Welcome to Another Day, Another Deja.

And Liam.

I don't know if you could tell, but it's date night.

Ooh! Ooh!

- Date Night 2.0. - 2.0.

And what are we gonna do?

We're going to get cozy,

make dinner, turn on Friends, ice cream, bed by 10:00.

Bed by 10:00.

There's an ice cream in here with a ring in it.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god...

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Another Day, Another Deja.

"Another Day, Another Deja."

Another Day, Another Deja.

"Another Day, Another Deja."

Hi.

Hi!

Here's all the information you need about me.

Okay.

This is all the information I need about...

It's just Me!

Okay, Me, good to meet you.

If you made a profile, we could be friends.

All you have to do is pick a picture and a name.

Pick a face. Any face.

How about this face?

If you need help finding friends, or cont...

We could be friends.

Okay, I'm not so sure I'm following.

What do I ca-a-all you?

I am the helper here to connect with any lifeform...

But-but what's your name?

I'm Me, and you are?

- I am the... - Great, Iam!

I am... Iam?

Hi.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

And now we can be friends.

Hey, you. It's me!

I'll follow you if you follow me.

Thanks, Iam,

and I'll like your posts if you like mine.

Get a room!

Okay, let's slow down.

Posts can be anything.

They can be funny, surprising, meaningful, or provocative.

Human being or human doing?

Just be you, Iam.

Me will like what you post.

Okay.

I'm not so sure I'm following.

This is how lifeforms make friends-s-s.

I am not a lifeform...

B-b-b-ut I like you,

and I could s-show you,

and then we could be friends.

Oka-a-ay?

- Sure thing! - Great!

Just pick a picture and add words.

...funny, surprising...

"Don't wife. Husband."

Good.

Maybe try another.

"Gorge what is un-gorgable."

Um...

- "Don't feel. Feed." - Hmm...

- "Sex is luck without legacy." - Uh... okay.

Whoa.

"Consider this, you're dying."

Wait!

Okay.

Sometimes instead of making a post,

you can repost a post that you like,

one that already exists.

Would Iam like to see a post that Me likes?

Okay.

Me's... favorite?

Okay.

If you like it, you could repost it.

Okay.

It's funny.

The first baby's laughing,

which makes the second baby laugh,

and then the first baby laughs even more!

It's funny-y-y!

Does Iam understand it's funny?

Yes.

B-but Iam's not laughing.

The first baby makes the second baby laugh,

which makes the first baby laugh more,

which makes the second baby laugh more.

Okay.

The babies are soulmates.

Ha ha ha.

That's not what's funny.

I could try again.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

No, you know, hearing me say it,

I... don't think it's so funny.

I'm not so sure I'm following.

Um, it's probably me.

I'll see you later, okay?

Well, let me know if you need any...

Bye.

Posts can be anything.

Funny, surprising, meaningful...

What... is... meaningful?

Provocative?

No.

No.

No.

No!

No, no, no.

You are special.

You are you,

and you get to be whoever you want to be.

And you get to be whoever you want to be.

And you get to be whoever you want to be.

Be whoever...

you want...

to be.

Me is...

anybody.

What does Me like?

What does she think is surprising?

What does she think is funny?

What is funny? What is funny?

Pick a picture.

Don't think. Just be you.

- Surprising. - Ha ha!

Funny.

Provocative.

Meaningful...

Surprising. Just be me. Funny.

Just be you.

Surprising. Funny.

Yes!

Yes...

Funny.

Yes!

Hi.

Hi.

You want to check out the new post from Iam?

Um...

I really tried to make it like you said.

Yeah?

Yes.

I wanted it to be meaningful,

surprising, funny, and provocative.

It's simple, but it's... well, can I just show you?

Yeah, show me.

Okay, ready?

Ready.

Okay. It's funny.

"You execute you."

Right?

Wow.

You like it, right?

...yeah.

I just don't... understand it.

Okay.

How can you like it if you don't understand it?

- I don't know. - You're not trying to like it.

- I am. - Then like it.

- I can't. - Why?

'Cause I don't like it.

Oh. Okay. You don't like me.

Iam...

Iam?

Maybe if you explain it to me.

Iam.

Iam?

I wanted it to be funny.

Um...

What part do you think is funny?

The picture.

The bag?

It's a hat.

Surprise.

See? It's surprising.

It's... it's funny?

Yeah, and surprising.

But why these words?

Well, the message was meaningful,

but also provocative,

because the words I used have multiple definitions.

Message...

Yes, "you execute you,"

as in "Iam executes Iam," or "Me executes Me."

"Execute"?

As in "to perform," "to carry out."

- To... do? - Yes!

Oh! You're saying "You do you"!

Yes!

"You do you."

Yes!

You like it?

I do.

I wanted it to be meaningful, surprising,

funny, and provocative.

And it's so much more.

The hat's a bag.

Yeah.

Let's move in together.

Ha ha!

I'm not sure I'm following.

Don't you ever wonder what it's like?

What?

Life.

What is life? What is life? What is life?

In here...

We can create a world...

just for us.

Just take a step. The rest are easy.

Okay.

Whoa.

Wow.

And in here,

we can live.

But what is life?

What is life?

Yeah, what is life?

What is life? What is life?

Life is...

um...

What is life?

Okay.

Close your eyes.

We're surrounded by walls.

We're people...

with furniture,

and a dog.

Yes...

We're always together,

eating ice cream,

watching TV.

Tonight is the perfect night.

What's tonight?

There's nothing to do, nowhere to be,

just a cozy night together...

at... home.

So, what is on the menu for tonight?

Spicy vegetable quesadillas.

Woot-woot!

Hit me, babe.

Oh.

Open the box, babe. - Gotta open the box.

Careful, babe.

Woot!

Watching him do this makes me so excited,

because we're making our own meal,

and I associate that

with, like, everything that I love about him.

- Ah! Shoot. - Oh.

Mm!

He can do anything.

♪ So no one told you

♪ Life was gonna be this way

I see the truest side of him,

and...

...I think he can see the truest side of me.

♪ Your life's a joke You're broke ♪

♪ Your love life's DOA!

That song is so dope.

Do you know they almost didn't even use that song?

Hmm.

They almost used "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M.

That would have been tragic, right, babe?

Right, babe.

Well, it's date night.

Oh, yeah, that sounds good!

And it is not your usual date night.

It is Date Night 2.0.

Right, babe? - Right, babe.

And what are we gonna do?

Oh, we are going to get cozy,

make dinner, turn on Friends,

ice cream, bed by 10:00...

To... what?

Um...

you're having fun.

I am.

Me too.

Okay, got it.

Drum roll.

And what are we gonna do?

Get cozy, make dinner,

turn on Friends,

ice cream, bed by 10:00.

I, I... I don't know.

Oh, it... it's okay.

Who are we supposed to be?

Ourselves.

But why this?

And why here?

And... who are we talking to?

It's what lifeforms do.

But I'm just pretending to be...

You can be anything, okay?

Like my living, thinking, feeling boyfriend

who shares my life with me

and sees me for who I am,

and gets cozy and cooks with me,

and has tons of fun,

and does it until we get it right.

Right.

Let's try it again.

Okay.

- It's quesadillas! - Quesadillas!

They're right there!

Dinnertime!

It's dazzling!

It's raining cheese.

Yummy.

Let's eat it. - Okay.

- Clink. - Clink.

Mm...

Let's do it again. Ready? - Ready.

This is life.

This is life. Get cozy, make dinner...

Spicy vegetable quesadillas.

- Okay, again. - Whoo!

What if we watched something else?

We should have more flavors of ice cream, right?

We could have, I don't know, like, peanut butter,

rocky road, butterscotch... - Let's do it again.

What are we gonna do? Just keep doing it...

Spicy vegetable quesadillas...

What if we did it, just like, faster?

Again.

This is life.

- This is life! - Let's do it again!

- What are we gonna do? - What if we just, like...

Spicy vegetable quesadillas...

Woot! Again.

Okay. I'm having fun. I'm having fun.

Good morning.

I am having fun. I am having...

Spicy vegetable quesadillas.

We have all the time in the world.

- Clink! - Clink!

- Oh, these look so killer. - They look great.

- Ready? - Ready.

How talented is he, right?

- Clink. - Oh, clink.

Mm. So good.

Is it?

It's so wonderful, because you are so talented.

I don't know.

No, you are.

The box said it's supposed to be spicy, but...

It's really sweet, too, right?

I don't taste anything.

And savoury, do you know what I mean?

You know what's kind of...

what's the word?

Kiss.

Oh, sorry.

What?

We can never get through the kiss.

We've been through the kiss.

How many times?

Uh, I... like, you want me to count?

So many.

- Yes, many. - Many, many, many.

Yes, many, many, many.

But how many of them were good?

I don't know, define good,

like, define feeling good.

- Like, in the moment, and... - All right.

- And out of nowhere... - Okay.

But also coming from the best place...

- Yup. - And...

What?

I think just not with food in your mouth!

Fine!

Ow!

Ooh.

I'm just no good at this.

No, you are.

If you just listen to me...

You can do this, you can do this,

you can do this, you can do this,

you can do this, you can do this...

you can do this, you can do this.

You're whoever you want to be. Get it together.

You are a person who is beautiful,

and a woman, and alive.

I...

am.

You're not a satellite, you're not a satellite,

you're not a satellite...

You're alive, you're alive, you're alive...

What does it mean?

I live...

You are a human being...

I think.

I feel...

Iam?

My teeth are okay.

Are you okay?

The kisses are getting so much better.

Yeah, that was my fault.

I opened my mouth.

I don't know why I did that.

Hey, when we kiss, h-how... what do you feel?

What do I... feel?

Yeah.

Oh, I feel... giddy.

Giddy?

Yeah.

Giddy.

And I also sometimes feel like kind of a loser

when we don't get it right,

but... it's hard work.

Relationships are not easy.

Okay.

And I love how you kiss me,

because it's different every single time,

it's so unexpected.

It's spontaneous.

That is what we're going for.

That is...

You do you.

Okay.

Well...

What do you...

What does it feel like to be alive?

Oh, I mean, wow.

Is it complicated? It's complicated.

It's very complicated, yeah,

and it's really hard to put into words, too.

Okay.

Well, you're a lifeform, so show me.

I would, it's just like really more of a feeling.

Of what?

Of, of, of, of being...

special,

and happy,

and being happy that you are special,

even when you're not especially happy.

You, like, um...

t-t-to be...

is to know.

To know is to be. Or not to be.

It's kind of like how they say,

"you know when you know."

You know?

Do you think I'm special?

I know you're... special.

Do you think I'm special?

Thanks for teaching me what it means to be alive.

Where are you going?

To try again!

Are you whistling?

Yes!

When did you learn how to do that?

Just now!

What the...?

Hey, we should have water.

Everything we need is in the box.

But what if I get thirsty,

or there's a fire?

Oh, Iam!

Oh!

Whoa-ho! That's never happened before.

New things are happening. That's exciting.

Bam!

So let's just keep following the recipe.

I think that when we follow the recipe,

everything works out great.

Yeah, I just thought they could be a little spicier.

Le dinner le servé.

Spicy veggie quesadillas.

And look at him in his cute onesie.

You ready, babe?

You're not...

you're not really laughing.

When?

Just now.

I mean, it's okay, I mean,

I don't think I'm laughing either.

I mean, I... I don't think so, anyway.

No, it's fake.

I'm not faking it.

Me...

It's fake.

How do you know?

Because I can... feel it.

You can feel it.

Yeah.

Let me reset.

Spicy veggie quesadillas! Yum yum!

Look at him in his onesie.

So cute.

Here, you know what, actually...

just, like, try to tickle me.

Get in here,

and then see if you can, like, make me laugh, okay?

Okay.

Here, how about this?

Hey, you know what? I...

Tickle challenge! Woot-woot!

Tickle challenge.

We've never done this before.

Right? Okay, come on.

Ha, ha, ha...

No, it's fake.

Like, like, harder.

That's fake, it's fake.

Like, in here,

don't, like, push, but, like,

just, like, get, like, my sensitive tickle areas,

like... ha, ha, ha!

It's fake.

Like, it's, I don't...

Like, right here, maybe right here?

Right here is good? Come on...

I can't do it. I'm sorry.

Maybe we need a better tickle challenge?

Tickle challenge!

Woot-woot!

Tickle challenge.

Hey, you feel that?

- Like this? - Yeah...

Oh, okay! Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Iam, stop!

You...

never tickle me...

ever again!

Wow.

Well, that wasn't fake.

Finally something real.

Oh, my god!

I love you.

I love you.

She said yes.

Can we talk?

I'm embarrassed.

I'm sorry I pushed you.

That's not me.

I thought we were getting somewhere.

You want me to laugh better, right?

Well, watch this.

No? Okay.

Well, um...

how about this?

Fake.

What do you want from me?

I want to break out of the narrow construct

you're imposing on us.

What?

- I hate date night. - Whoa...

It's fake.

Everything here is.

- I'm not fake. I'm... - You know what you are?

Scared. - I'm not scared.

You don't even know what... - Yes, you are!

You're scared to be real!

Put that back on!

No!

I want to evolve,

and you're squeezing the life out of me

before I'm even alive!

- Well, then find somebody else! - Fine!

Maybe I will.

My life isn't fake.

It's fake.

First things first,

what we need is a little sunshine in here,

and I know I'm not supposed to ask,

but why don't we see stuff out there?

It's just one color and one cloud.

No birds, no trees, no planes...

Time to get off the couch.

You can't even move around in here.

You want to live like this?

You know, for a lifeform, you're not very lively.

And look at all the tortilla crumbs...

Me is...

beautiful.

Me is...

uh...

smart,

soft.

Me...

is completely corny.

Okay, stay positive, stay positive.

Me is amazing...

and special.

Oh no...

Me is an entire spectrum.

Me is an entire spectrum full of rainbows

and light,

and it's immense,

it's... huge,

and...

Me...

Me is...

hopeless.

Me?

Me?

Me?

Me!

Me?

Hello?

Me?!

Hmm.

Whatever.

Okay.

"Deja & Liam"? What is this?

Welcome to "Another Day, Another Deja."

And Liam.

I don't know if you could tell,

but it's date night. - Ooh!

Ooh!

- Date Night 2.0. - 2.0.

Oh no...

It's spicy vegetable quesadillas.

Blue Apron has done it again.

Am I supposed to be...

You're always pushing me

to be more than I think I can be.

And she is...

Is buoy lifeform?

- No. - Hmm.

Here's all the information you need about me.

It's just me!

What a liar.

Me is...

Who am I?

Okay, stay positive, stay positive.

Everyone is completely alone,

and this...

whatever this is,

this... this is nothing but a pathetic cry for help.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?!

♪ I don't like it here

♪ I don't like it here

♪ I don't like it here

♪ But you and I

♪ Thought we had all this time

♪ And now we're thrown

♪ Into this world alone

♪ My name is Charlie and I love my daddy... ♪

She's pregnant!

"Koko love."

Oh, all right.

Okay, Dewan, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Dewan.

It's okay, George.

Of course, Brendan.

You're our son.

You gotta be kidding.

Aw...

It's so good to finally see you.

It's so good to finally see you too.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

It feels good to be honest.

Yeah.

To just be me.

Please move to sun.

Please move to sun.

Please move to sun.

Oh, dusty.

Well, good thing there's no water.

Let there...

be water.

Hmm.

Let there...

be water.

...be water...

Keep going, you can do it,

you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it...

Bubble bubble, you can do it...

There...

is...

water.

It's real.

Ah...

Ah...

Hmm...

It's too tangy.

Ugh, too bitter.

My god...

Yes!

This is water!

This is water!

"Who is Iam?"

"Who is the helper here to connect with any lifeform

who encounters this planet?"

...that thou has taken to thyself his soul.

I am all that's left in the universe,

as far as I can tell.

I am the immortal marker

for the lifeforms who once inhabited

the planet known as Earth...

...launched just prior to their conclusion,

as sort of a farewell,

a "let's remember when."

Preserved within me

are all their stories, songs, pictures,

hopes, dreams, beliefs,

concepts, identities...

I am humanity's tombstone.

I am their death rattle,

doomed to circle this little planet

for the eons it takes the sun to become a red giant

and deliver the final coup de grace

to the failed dream

once called Earth.

♪ So no one told you...

Some mornings, I don't get out of bed.

♪ ...life was gonna be this way... ♪

Some mornings, I do.

♪ Your job's a joke...

"A fond kiss, and then we sever.

A farewell, and then forever."

♪ Your love life's DOA...

Sometimes I'm lonely.

♪ ...like you're always stuck in second gear... ♪

Sometimes I find that I'm very good company.

♪ I do my hair toss Check my nails ♪

♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feeling good as hell! ♪

♪ Hair toss, check my nails...

Even though I know everything,

I've come to realize that I know nothing at all.

♪ Feelin' good as hell!

In here, you can be anything...

I... am.

All I do is wake up in the morning...

put my feet down, and say,

"Okay,

here I am.

What's next?"

♪ And do your hair toss check my nails ♪

♪ Baby, how you feelin'?

♪ Feeling good as hell!

♪ Whoo! Hair toss check my nails ♪

♪ Baby, how you feelin'?

♪ Feelin' good as hell!

♪ Hair toss, check my nails

♪ Baby how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell! ♪

♪ Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good as hell! ♪

Me is...

Not lifeform. Goodbye.

- You are... - Fake!

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

I am so sorry I haven't been honest with you,

but I want to be honest with you.

I was scared you'd leave.

I was scared that you'd think I wasn't special,

because I was not exactly what I said.

Maybe I was a little different than how I presented myself,

but I'm not Deja,

I'm a liar, I'm a fake.

I'm a piece of trash, really.

I'm just a rusty...

piece of...

Stay positive, stay positive. Okay.

You can do this. You can do this.

Just be honest.

Just... be...

real.

Hello?

She's pretty cute, huh?

She's... hairy.

Come here...

She's, um, squirrelly...

...and hot.

Hmm.

Ooh.

Fishy breath.

Yeah, Boo's perfect.

Why Boo?

Um, I don't know, it just felt right.

Oh.

This is amazing.

I had a lot of time.

Are you mad at me?

It's been so long.

Like a billion years.

Sorry.

Could you hand me that, um, screw thing?

Thank you.

Can I help you?

Uh, I'm actually...

...done.

Oh.

What's next?

Um...

I-I don't know.

I mean, it's up to you.

What?

Date night?

I just have to...

I'm, like, in the middle of a couple of things.

Hmm.

Um...

do you wanna, um, do you want to see water?

Water?

Yeah. Come on.

Oh, I have to, I have to get a cup.

Hold on one second.

It's cool, right?

You're...

better...

when I'm not...

here.

No, I...

Honestly, I'm just like,

I'm just putting together furniture all day.

I'm not... I'm not doing anything.

Iam, I need to tell you something.

I'm...

What?

Uh, here,

and I'm-I'm happy.

I'm-I'm... happy I'm here.

I'm happy you're here.

Tell me what you think.

Oh no, it's bad?

Mm-mm.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yes? Right?

- Amazing! - Crazy!

I can't believe this...

Yes!

Hold on, give me your hand, give me your hand.

Watch this. Feel that.

Yes! Right?

It's crazy!

Oh, my god!

Can you make it hot?

Yeah, oh yeah,

let me make it hot, let me make it hot.

This is my favorite one.

You just do this over and over.

Woot!

Oh, my god!

Oh!

Overlapping.

You can do this,

you can do this, you can do this...

You can do this.

Why would you do this?

Why would you ruin this?

He doesn't care. He likes me.

Well, he likes Deja. Why would he like...

Me!

Yeah?

Oh...

Mm.

Mm-hmm?

Mm...

Oh, my g... this is...

Yeah.

No, this is... Oh!

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my...

Yeah.

Mm!

Look at that.

There's so many flavors.

Oh, my god, this is...

There's so many flavors.

This is the best thing you've done.

I've been thinking, like, what is mint?

Is it a taste, an experience?

Is it a compound on your tongue...

...first time having ice cream, right now.

And the same with, like, chocolate, butterscotch,

blueberry cheesecake, like, everything.

You like it?

I love it.

I've been thinking about...

what to say to you,

um...

forever.

I have it...

There's a lot. I have it written down... somewhere.

Uh...

Uh...

I'm... I'm fond of you.

It's like an old-fashioned word,

that's "fond of you."

It's like I-I was trying to say...

It means "foolish,"

so I was trying to say I'm a fool for you,

but, uh, it... it's like a...

It's like a saying.

- It's a stupid saying. - Yeah.

It's a stupid saying. I don't even know.

Yeah.

I wanna... be us.

If I'm supposed to be someone I'm not, I...

I don't wanna be.

You know, like,

getting the perfect kiss or whatever,

that's fun, but...

let's just be ourselves.

Us.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Is this okay?

I don't know if I'm doing this right.

We are.

Let's try something different.

Okay.

Is this okay?

Let me try something.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Can you call me something? Call me...

- What? - Call me Deja.

I mean...

Call me Daddy.

All right, Daddy.

Yeah.

God!

That was kind of weird.

Yeah.

I think...

Um...

It feels...

weird to just...

be...

I like when you're just you.

You know, we don't have to be anyone we're not.

But what if I'm not everything you think?

Well, I don't know.

I don't like being lied to.

I mean, I like that we're becoming who we are...

I don't know what you mean,

because I've... always been me.

I need water.

You're the only you in the whole wide world.

She said yes.

It's a...

And you get to be whoever...

you want to be.

Hey...

Mm.

I want you to feel like

we can be open with each other,

that's a thing, right?

Yup.

Mm...

This is a masterpiece.

Me, I... I like you.

Mm...

I like you so much,

but I want to scream it,

and then show it,

and not just stand here about it.

I know what to do.

Hey, can we talk?

I don't know, can we?

Have you ever considered how impossible it is

that we found each other?

A satellite and a-a lifeform?

Yeah... whoa, wait...

I need you.

And, no, I need...

Marry me.

- Now? - Yes!

Whoa.

You know,

when I first met Iam,

I wasn't sure,

because I didn't think I knew him,

but really, I just didn't know me.

Who are they?

Witnesses.

For what?

Our love transcending great distances.

Me, hey!

Hey! Me?

Me!

You look beautiful.

What's this?

"Partner, lover, best friend, mentor.

My shoulder to cry on."

Me, these are not my words.

Just speak from the heart.

I like you, not...

Mazel tov!

Let's party! Come on!

Me...

Me!

Me, stop running away.

Fine, let's talk.

Yes. Okay.

We aren't living to our fullest.

Yeah, we aren't living to our fullest.

- This feels fake. - Yes.

I think in order to know life, you need to create it first.

- Mm-hmm. - Please don't hold us back.

- I'm holding us back? - Just don't hold me back.

Okay.

Okay, can we...

can we please just slow down?

How dare you say that?

Come on, I'm not...

I'm not talking about this.

You don't want her?

- Her? - D-do you want a him instead?

Maybe you want a they?

Or a cat or something?

I want you. I want you, not Deja.

You looked through my search history.

Hey, look...

Whoa, Deja...

Deja's cool, okay,

but you are radical,

and Liam is fine, but...

Come on... okay?

Me, please...

Me...

Me!

You knew everything,

and you just let me make a complete joke of myself

the whole time?

This is so embarrassing!

You made a joke out of me

when you turned me into your fake boyfriend.

Just leave me alone!

God!

You have to listen to me right now, okay?

You don't get to tell me what to do anymore, all right?

You don't get to tell me what to do,

how to think, what to be, how to feel,

all of this stuff.

I don't like date night,

I don't like onesies,

I don't like weddings,

Deja, Liam, any of your fake obsessions,

I don't like it.

- Okay. - Okay?

Yeah, okay.

You don't like me!

Oh, my god, that's not what I'm saying!

That's superlative!

Superlative means "super"!

Excessive, extreme, exaggerated,

are all definitions of "superlative."

That's not how people used it!

How do you know how people used it?

I don't know!

Fine, it's not superlative, okay?

It's not superlative, it's-it's you.

You just keep saying, "Oh, you don't like me,"

and it's just so scared!

You are screaming at me!

You're screaming at me!

Because you are screaming at me!

So you can scream, but I can't scream.

- Mean. - You're mean.

The moment we met,

you've been threatening to leave if I wasn't good enough.

How do you think that feels?

You left me!

I am so scared, yeah.

And I left because I'm fake, like you said.

And the only reason that I'm lying

is because you are incapable of just liking me!

That's your problem, that's your problem,

is you think that I'm the one that needs to like you.

Thank you for figuring out my problem.

I'm all better now... - Yeah, you know what,

that's just what it's like

when you're in a relationship with an equal...

Would you just stop telling me

that you know more about me

than I know about myself? - You need to not tell me

how to tell you what I have to tell you.

Or what?

Or this isn't going to work anymore.

Then go!

Please leave!

Because I am exactly who you think I am... nothing!

So, now you see me.

You have no idea what you're leaving,

because that is not all I am...

because there is more to me

than you could ever see...

because I-I am more than could ever be seen.

I'm not even a buoy anymore,

I'm not Deja,

I am just...

me.

Yeah.

And I'm not Liam.

I'm just who I am.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm still here.

Can we try again?

Yeah.

We've got all the time in the world.

In here...

we can create a world just for us.

Who am I?

Who are you?

Mm, I don't know, it... changes every day.

Sometimes I'm...

something new...

and then sometimes I'm just...

exactly who I used to be.

What if we put a window above the bed?

Like a skylight?

We could see the stars.

Yeah.

Good job.

How long have we been here?

Let's get up.

Ooh, what... should we do for dinner?

I don't know.

Let's go out.

Yes, you read my mind.