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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:05,438 . 2 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:08,241 - Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 3 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,309 - Alice. 4 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,543 - She's just a friend. 5 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:11,778 - Nobody looks at their friend like that. 6 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,646 - Just tell me how you feel. 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,714 - What's our goal here? 8 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:15,949 - Dig up dirt on Brett. 9 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,751 - What'd he do? - Your wife. 10 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,620 - Someone stole the quilt, 11 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,055 but I will get that thing back. 12 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,890 - How did we get here, Birdie? 13 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,892 - We were so freaked out. 14 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:28,862 Everything just got out of control so fast. 15 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:29,863 - We got to get gas. 16 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,431 - With a dead person in the trunk? 17 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,367 - I've never heard of anyone getting killed 18 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:36,036 the way that you just described. 19 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,303 Show me. 20 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:38,705 - Maybe I will take that light. 21 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,274 [soft music] 22 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,709 - Every garden needs to be 23 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:45,178 left fallow for a season. 24 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:49,683 - * Silent night * 25 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,886 * Holy night * 26 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,521 - You let the soil rest 27 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:57,223 so it can come back stronger in the spring. 28 00:00:57,257 --> 00:01:00,160 - * All is calm * 29 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:01,528 - It's the only way for the garden 30 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,164 to transition from death to new life. 31 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,398 - * All is bright * 32 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,600 - Keith! 33 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,868 - Oh, my God. 34 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,537 - Check his pulse. 35 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,540 Uh, help me put pressure on the wounds. 36 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:14,741 - Ugh! 37 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,776 Oh, there's so much blood. 38 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:17,811 - Keith! 39 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:18,978 Keith, wake up! 40 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,980 - I can't find a pulse. 41 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,315 - Keith! Come on, move. 42 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,817 - There's no pulse. - Oh, my God! 43 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:24,751 Just keep-- keep putting pressure! 44 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,186 - I am, I am! 45 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,621 - Keith, come on. Move something, just anything! 46 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,123 - Guys. - Oh, my God! 47 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,458 Oh, God. Oh, please, please... 48 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,360 - Guys. - Please, please, please. 49 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,528 Oh, please. Oh, God, please. Oh, no. 50 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,397 Why don't you do CPR? 51 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:38,331 - It's too late. 52 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,100 - Or what about those, um-- 53 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,634 the--the paddle thingies? 54 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,069 - That doesn't put the blood back in people. 55 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,704 - No, no, no. - He's gone. 56 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,806 - No! - Oh, God. 57 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,041 - Call 911. 58 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:50,143 - OK. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 59 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,212 Let's think about this. 60 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,346 - Think about what? 61 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:54,714 - What we're gonna say. 62 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,882 - What? 63 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,250 - "Send an ambulance." 64 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,351 - I mean about what happened. 65 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,552 - It was an accident! 66 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,254 - Yeah, well, it doesn't look like one. 67 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,525 - But it was. 68 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:06,993 - Our prints are all over his body. 69 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,194 - Because we are trying to save him. 70 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,030 - Or we pushed him. 71 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,197 [tense music] 72 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,700 - What? That didn't happen! 73 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,701 - Tell that to a jury. 74 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,002 - We're on trial now? 75 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,871 - We will be if we don't think this through. 76 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,973 * * 77 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,008 - But it's the right thing to do. 78 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,343 - OK, then what? 79 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,178 With the quilt and the wood chipper? 80 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:29,249 I mean, at best, it's manslaughter. 81 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,618 - Like, we literally slaughtered a man. 82 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,852 - On accident! 83 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,688 - That still puts us behind bars! 84 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,289 - Yeah, you want to never see your kids again? 85 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,891 - Oh. 86 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,793 * * 87 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,094 - Alice. - Fine. 88 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:42,629 Yeah, I'll call. 89 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,596 - No. 90 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:44,898 Alice, wait. 91 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,466 Alice. Alice. 92 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:47,600 Wait, wait. 93 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,868 What did you tell Patty? 94 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:49,936 - Huh? 95 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,805 - To get her down here. 96 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,807 * * 97 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,041 - What did you text her? 98 00:02:55,141 --> 00:03:00,046 * * 99 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,115 - First, I said, 100 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:05,285 "Get your ass down to Mack Avenue Garden Center." 101 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,553 - OK, that's not so bad. 102 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,188 - I mean, it's a little aggro, but-- 103 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:11,691 - And then I might have said, 104 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,328 "I'm gonna take away what you love the most." 105 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,063 - [sighs] - [gasps] 106 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,732 Oh, no. 107 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,866 - Jesus! 108 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,668 - I meant the quilt. 109 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,570 - But it sounds like her husband. 110 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:25,805 - [gasps] 111 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,941 - There goes manslaughter. 112 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,609 - Now what do we do? 113 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,312 - [whimpers] She hasn't read it yet. 114 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,880 - She will when the cops wake her up 115 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:34,948 to say her husband's dead. 116 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,317 * * 117 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,085 - We can't call anyone else. 118 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,553 We can't. We can't. 119 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,655 - But he's my father-in-law! 120 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,557 [sobbing] I have to. 121 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,693 - Either way, we're going to his funeral. 122 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,495 - Oh! [sobs] 123 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,963 - You want to go to jail too? 124 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,665 * * 125 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:53,967 - Ugh. 126 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,470 * * 127 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,873 - I don't think I want to garden anymore. 128 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:05,712 * * 129 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,213 Why me? 130 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,549 - If we get pulled over, you're the drunk friend 131 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,584 who needs a ride home. 132 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,886 * * 133 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,988 - Are you sure we shouldn't just try the lake? 134 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,457 - No, better to hide in plain sight. 135 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,892 - Please. 136 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:21,428 * * 137 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,397 - Garden makes the most sense. 138 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,399 - Yeah, we decide what gets planted. 139 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,901 - And how deep. 140 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:31,404 [phone ringing] 141 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,174 Oh, it's Addie. 142 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,242 - Don't answer it. 143 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,745 - What if it's an emergency? 144 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:44,684 * * 145 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,520 Sweetie, it's too late for iPad. 146 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:50,223 - Daddy didn't close my closet. 147 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,424 - Addison. 148 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,493 - The monster's gonna get me. 149 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,762 - Monsters don't hide in the closet. 150 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,097 - Where are they? 151 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,632 [bottles clinking] 152 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:03,703 * * 153 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,405 - Nowhere I'll ever let you be. 154 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,706 - When are you coming home? 155 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:07,874 - Soon, baby. 156 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,476 - Come home now. 157 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,211 - Only if you go to sleep. 158 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,346 - OK, Mommy. Love you. 159 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:16,783 - I love you so much. 160 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:20,453 * * 161 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,088 - OK. 162 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,256 No more FaceTimes. 163 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:28,395 Purses, phones-- put them in here. 164 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,196 [lid clatters] 165 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:35,635 * * 166 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,705 [all sigh] 167 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,510 - Showtime, drunk friend. 168 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:53,186 * * 169 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,821 - I know this might sound weird, 170 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:58,358 but... 171 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,093 try to take care of him. 172 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,863 * * 173 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,965 - We will. 174 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:11,504 * * 175 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,574 [line rings] 176 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,710 - Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 177 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:17,911 [beep] 178 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:18,978 - Hey, baby. 179 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,313 It's me. 180 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,048 I know you said you needed some space, 181 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,919 but I meant to congratulate you on all your new followers. 182 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,189 People are really eating up all your bartending content. 183 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,590 Also, couldn't help but notice you got 184 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,659 a lot of men following you. 185 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,595 But hey, you're a fierce woman. 186 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,664 If any of those creeps slide into your DMs, 187 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,866 I know you'll be smart about it. 188 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,836 Anyway, it's looking like a slow night. 189 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,639 So if you get bored or anything, hit me up. 190 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,709 Whatever. 191 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,711 Bye. 192 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,788 [tablet chimes] 193 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:06,026 * * 194 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,161 [engine turning over] 195 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:12,966 * * 196 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:13,967 - Hey, man. 197 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,301 Help us out? 198 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,170 - What do you need? 199 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,339 - Beer. 200 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,209 - Yeah, my buddy and I forgot our IDs at home. 201 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,644 - [sighs] 202 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,880 I don't know, I could get arrested. 203 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,048 - Come on. 204 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,883 We'll give you some. 205 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,018 - I don't drink. 206 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:34,988 - OK. 207 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,122 What about weed? 208 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,324 - Do I look like I do drugs? 209 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,726 - Uh-- 210 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,195 - Well, you don't look like you'd turn them down. 211 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,597 - That's funny. 212 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:45,598 Just get the hell out of here, all right? 213 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,966 Y'all are spoiled pricks. 214 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,635 Go. 215 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,437 - [sighs] - [scoffs] 216 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,938 - Let's go, dude. - All right, dude. 217 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,340 - Good God! 218 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,441 - Dude, am I crazy, 219 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,742 or did that guy smell hella good? 220 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,776 - [laughs] 221 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,311 I thought the same thing, yo! 222 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:02,315 - Like--like cologne but super fancy. 223 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,784 - Hey, let's try this asswipe. 224 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,020 - Hey, lady! 225 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,389 [knocks] 226 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:12,292 * * 227 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:17,364 - Bro, that's your fake mom. 228 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,732 [thud] 229 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,001 - [sighs] 230 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,043 - [whispering] Stick it back under the brick. 231 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,082 - This is bananas. 232 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:40,220 - No matter what happens, she can never read that text. 233 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:44,724 OK, so Keith came downstairs to make a quesadilla. 234 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,292 It has to be here somewhere. 235 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,661 - Right there. - Oh. 236 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,770 Um, try Doug's birthday. 237 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,005 092591. 238 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,573 [phone beeps] 239 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,542 Oh, God damn it. - Think. 240 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,744 - Maybe--maybe her street address. 241 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,112 - That's not enough numbers. 242 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,815 - Honey, what are you doing? 243 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,284 You better not be eating again. 244 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,752 - [gasps] 245 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:17,157 * * 246 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,558 - [gasps] 247 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:25,398 * * 248 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,167 Alice, wh-- 249 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,370 * * 250 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:34,741 . 251 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:35,375 - What are you doing? 252 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,877 - I let myself in. 253 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,613 I didn't mean to scare you. 254 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,416 - What time is it? 255 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,318 - Late. 256 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,619 Is Doug here? 257 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:47,721 - Uh, no, no. 258 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,556 We sent him to the cabin. 259 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,058 - Uh, I was-- 260 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,193 I was worried. 261 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,928 - Ah, well, don't be. 262 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,230 His dad is, uh--is joining him tomorrow. 263 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,304 Is Keith's car in the driveway? 264 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,509 - I didn't see it. 265 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,379 - That man is always 266 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,714 at some fast-food drive-through, 267 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,951 stuffing his face, thinking I won't wake up. 268 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,652 [chuckles] 269 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:25,291 Well, since no one's sleeping, how about some tea? 270 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,363 - I--I feel terrible, uh... 271 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:34,267 * * 272 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,736 About what happened tonight. 273 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,239 - Well, it was embarrassing for everyone. 274 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,741 * * 275 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,277 - Is Doug OK? 276 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,212 - You really care? 277 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,247 [water running] 278 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,816 - He's still my husband. 279 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,685 [stove clicks, burner whooshes] 280 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:57,390 - Then let's talk honestly for once. 281 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,958 - OK. 282 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,395 - You can't fake a marriage, Alice. 283 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,899 - Doug means everything to me. 284 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,734 - That doesn't mean there isn't some tiny bit 285 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,904 of room for someone else. 286 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,772 - I've never cheated, Patty. 287 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,642 - But if you stay in this game long enough, 288 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,178 then there's bound to be another man 289 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:22,048 who gets you better than your husband. 290 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:25,051 [dramatic music] 291 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:28,121 [door bell chimes] 292 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,422 - How'd it go? 293 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,724 - Let's just get out of here. 294 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:34,561 - What if we had to make a slight detour first? 295 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:35,962 - What? 296 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:40,033 - OK, so remember when you were in high school 297 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,534 and your parents were like, 298 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,902 "If you ever get drunk at a party, 299 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,738 "we'd rather you call us and drive home, 300 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,806 and we promise you won't get punished." 301 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,541 And then you fall for it and you get grounded 302 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,809 for, like, a month. 303 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:50,910 And then that's, like, the last time you ever 304 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,046 call them for anything ever again. 305 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,581 - What? 306 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,683 - [sighs] 307 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,184 - [gasps] 308 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,287 [quirky music] 309 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,622 * * 310 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,190 Are you kidding? 311 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,393 - They're out here wasted, trying to buy beer. 312 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,727 - Why is that our problem? 313 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,828 - Because he could get arrested. 314 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,764 - I'm sorry, but how is that 315 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,533 more important than us going to prison? 316 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:21,307 - Because I want him to know that he can count on me. 317 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,445 - Or you could just get a new garden intern. 318 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,448 [soft music] 319 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:32,152 * * 320 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:36,456 - He might be more than just a garden intern. 321 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:40,894 * * 322 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,230 - That's not what's going on. 323 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,331 - Come on. 324 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,366 Wife to wife. 325 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,435 - No. 326 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,572 - So you mean to tell me 327 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:57,077 that you have no feelings whatsoever for your friend? 328 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,478 Not even a pang? [teakettle whistling] 329 00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,612 - Patty! 330 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,314 - Oh, come on. 331 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,017 I mean, let's just lay the cards on the table. 332 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,319 - OK, you're right. 333 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,423 - Which part? 334 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:16,996 - Maybe there is something else with Brett 335 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,500 that, um, I've just ignored. 336 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,503 - Mm-hmm. [whistling stops] 337 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,875 All this real talk is making me hungry. 338 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,343 [chuckles] 339 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,178 You want a burger? 340 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,781 Keith says that calories don't really count 341 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,516 between midnight and 8:00 a.m., so... 342 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,551 [tense music] 343 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,820 Oh, you know what? I-- 344 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,423 I can't read a damn thing without my glasses. 345 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,692 Uh, OK. 346 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,795 Don't get old, Alice! 347 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:56,002 * * 348 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,807 Uh, so what do you want? 349 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,043 - I'm good. 350 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,179 - Oh, you mean to tell me 351 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,315 you don't do fries with that metabolism? 352 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,218 - I'm just exhausted. 353 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:16,022 - Well, marriage will do that to you, Alice. 354 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:22,195 Look, it's long and hard and complicated. 355 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:26,032 But if you're faking it, you're not in it. 356 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,571 - I'm in it, Patty. 357 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,842 - It took me a long time 358 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:40,146 to appreciate what I have in Keith. 359 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,856 - Uh, you'll never know 360 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:54,594 how sorry I am about what happened tonight. 361 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,097 [soft music] 362 00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,600 - Don't waste all that time if it isn't right. 363 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,703 * * 364 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,605 OK. 365 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,542 * * 366 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,945 But I might leave him if he doesn't text me back 367 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,247 about those fries. 368 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,082 * * 369 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:16,950 [indistinct police radio chatter] 370 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,118 - [sighs] Thank you. 371 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,120 - Never let 'em see you yawn, brother. 372 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,655 - Yeah, well, overnights are kicking my ass. 373 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,024 - You got to embrace it. 374 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,925 You got to be one with the darkness. 375 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,927 - We're not killing vampires. 376 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,896 We're babysitting drunks. 377 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,531 - If that's how you want to see it. 378 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,333 - Well, it's not gonna get me to division chief. 379 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,603 - You got half the town at that charity event tonight. 380 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,804 - So what? 381 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,239 - Well, think about it. 382 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:43,176 You got a bunch of rich people all being rich together. 383 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,078 - What is the worst that can happen? 384 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,613 [laughs] - Oh, come on, man. 385 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,882 Listen, every case that comes through that door 386 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,583 could be the one to get your feet on the ladder. 387 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,019 - Lady witnessed some kind of fight at the gala. 388 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,121 Two guys trashed the place. 389 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,825 [quirky music] 390 00:15:58,892 --> 00:15:59,926 - See? 391 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,294 There you go. 392 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:08,368 * * 393 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,006 . 394 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:13,673 - Our crew is counting on us. 395 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,342 - Not my problem. 396 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,144 - We can't show up empty-handed. 397 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:22,515 - Dude, your mom's fire. 398 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,984 - I think your friend's had enough to drink. 399 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,520 - You're en fuegotoo. 400 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,323 - Lovely. 401 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,825 - [scoffs] 402 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,892 - All I'm saying is, 403 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,694 I think there's a real opportunity here. 404 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,630 This is your moment to decide 405 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,866 what kind of mom you want to be: 406 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,969 lame mom or cool mom. 407 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,105 - How about just mom? 408 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,740 - [sighs] - Lame. 409 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,808 [phone ringing] - [gasps] 410 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,844 Oh, my God! - There's a phone. 411 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,779 - Yeah. It's how calls work. 412 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,314 [dramatic music] 413 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,582 - Who's Wifey? 414 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,484 - Uh, just a friend. 415 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,718 - Who you call Wifey? 416 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,053 - What do we do? 417 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,188 - Send it to voicemail. 418 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,693 - [sighs] 419 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,731 - Whose car is this? 420 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,669 - Guys, I don't feel too good. 421 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,504 - Open the window! 422 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,738 [button clicking] 423 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,873 - It's locked. 424 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,675 - Uh-- 425 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,809 - Stop, stop, stop, stop! 426 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,310 [tires screeching] 427 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:31,217 - [retching] 428 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,694 - Did you guys steal this car? 429 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,062 [tires screeching] 430 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,597 - One six-pack. 431 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,701 [horn honking] - [gasps] 432 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,670 [quirky music] 433 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:56,543 * * 434 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,212 - I'm solid. 435 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,717 [suspenseful music] 436 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:10,790 * * 437 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,029 - All right. 438 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:19,199 * * 439 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,800 They should be here by now. 440 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,801 - Oh, God. 441 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,571 What do we do? 442 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,306 - Just hold our breath. 443 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:33,279 * * 444 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,323 [line ringing] 445 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:49,929 * * 446 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,665 - Hey, it's Lexi. Leave a message. 447 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,000 [beep] 448 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:58,838 * * 449 00:18:58,872 --> 00:18:59,939 [laughter] 450 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,876 - Hey, Lexi. 451 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,377 - Stop stalking me. 452 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,080 - All you have to do is pick up your phone. 453 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,581 - Did you put another tracker on my car? 454 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,250 - Yeah, that's what I do for a living. 455 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,186 - [scoffs] Go back to work. 456 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,355 - Hey, everything OK here? 457 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,023 - None of your business, tough guy. 458 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,591 - He's my boss. 459 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,295 - [sighs] 460 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,730 I'll be inside if you need me. 461 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,501 - Why are you working so late on a school night? 462 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,570 - Because I can't pay tuition, Dad. 463 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,239 - What about that birthday check I sent you? 464 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,643 - [scoffs] That covered, like, one book. 465 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,178 - How much do you need? 466 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,646 - Don't worry about it. 467 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:42,015 - That's why I'm here, because I worry about you. 468 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,316 - Awesome. 469 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,018 I'll get you a World's Greatest Dad T-shirt. 470 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:48,088 - Just give me another shot. 471 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,622 - Bourbon or tequila? 472 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,793 - I'm not that person anymore. 473 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,362 - Oh? You moved on to scotch. 474 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,996 - OK. 475 00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,164 OK. 476 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,632 Fair enough. 477 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,970 Truce, please? 478 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,440 - [scoffs] 479 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,779 Fine. 480 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,447 - How much is tuition? 481 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,482 - You can't afford it. 482 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,051 - That's my problem, not yours. 483 00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:20,954 [muffled rock music playing] 484 00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:24,657 * * 485 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,826 - Just don't break my heart again. 486 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:33,900 * * 487 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,739 - I'm sorry about your car. 488 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,074 - Oh. That's OK. I don't-- 489 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,909 [gags] 490 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,210 OK. 491 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,279 Thank you. 492 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:52,419 - Or whosever it is. 493 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,623 - How you getting home? 494 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,428 - Uh, I've been crashing here for a little while, actually. 495 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,963 - Why? 496 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,433 - My mom's pissed at me. 497 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,569 - What'd you do this time? 498 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:15,442 - I told her that I want to hang with you more. 499 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,378 - Oh. 500 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,581 [soft music] 501 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,750 I'd like that. 502 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,820 * * 503 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,722 - Thanks for being so cool. 504 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:32,058 [both chuckle] 505 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:33,393 - OK. [clears throat] 506 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,928 Love you. - What? 507 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,063 - Oh, no. Not in a weird way. 508 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,198 - That was like a... - Oh, no, yeah. 509 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:39,599 - Hey, man. Love you. 510 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,901 - Yeah. Yeah, I got it. - You get it. OK, I'm gonna go. 511 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,036 - OK. [engine turning over] 512 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,170 - [sighs] 513 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:48,808 * * 514 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,043 - Nice. 515 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,178 * * 516 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:55,749 Dude, she got us nonalcoholic. 517 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:56,916 - Bro! 518 00:21:57,017 --> 00:22:02,989 * * 519 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,824 - I'm sorry about all that. 520 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,863 - It's OK. 521 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,133 - I didn't know what to do. 522 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,972 - You did what any good mom would do. 523 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:25,045 - [sighs] 524 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,385 You really think we're gonna get away with all this? 525 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,855 - We don't have a choice. 526 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,227 [both sigh] 527 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,129 * * 528 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:46,199 - I mean, even if they did get pulled over for something, 529 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:48,201 it doesn't mean they got arrested. 530 00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:49,903 - But if they didn't get arrested, 531 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,238 why wouldn't they be here? 532 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:53,940 - Oh, man. 533 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,086 - Let's say we get through this. 534 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,787 - OK. 535 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,122 - Then what? 536 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,790 - What do you mean? 537 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,160 - How--how are we supposed to wake up tomorrow 538 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:19,299 and make breakfast with this seared in our brains? 539 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,001 - I don't know. 540 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,836 - Here's an omelet, Doug. 541 00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,704 Would you like a fork, 542 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,108 like the pickax that was in your dad? 543 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:32,078 Or maybe a spoon to shovel some sugar over your cereal, 544 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:35,849 like the--the dirt that I dumped on your dad? 545 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,221 - You guys eat big breakfasts. 546 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,659 - Patty was right about me. 547 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:50,130 - The same woman who shot your dog. 548 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:52,966 - God. 549 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:59,039 You're a good friend. 550 00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:02,575 [engine rumbling] 551 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,577 Oh, thank God. 552 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,313 - Wait, that's not them. 553 00:24:07,414 --> 00:24:09,282 [tense music] 554 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:11,284 - What do you mean? 555 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,019 - It's a cop. 556 00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:14,287 [siren chirps] 557 00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:16,122 - Oh! 558 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:17,824 Oh! 559 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:23,496 . 560 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,031 - This is not good. 561 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,332 [sighs] 562 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,801 [tense music] 563 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:28,635 - Here. 564 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:31,805 Go with it. - What? 565 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:34,774 [romantic music] 566 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:41,848 * * 567 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:48,988 - Attention, lovebirds. 568 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,524 This is private property. 569 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:52,959 So you don't have to go home, 570 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:56,129 but you should go home. 571 00:24:56,196 --> 00:25:01,968 * * 572 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:04,738 [engine turning over] 573 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:08,942 * * 574 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,444 - [sighs] 575 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:12,812 [gearshift clicks] 576 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:14,214 [engine stops] 577 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,283 [both sigh] 578 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:34,034 - Did you mean what you said to Patty? 579 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,235 - Does it matter? 580 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:36,870 - Kinda. 581 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,505 - Our lives are already a mess. 582 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:41,007 - Just answer the question. 583 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,076 - And then what? 584 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,146 - I don't know. 585 00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:51,051 - What, we pretend like-- like I'm not married 586 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:55,155 and that we're not about to bury my father-in-law? 587 00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:58,491 [engine rumbling] 588 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,460 [sighs] It's about time. - Uh-- 589 00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:02,295 - [sighs] 590 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,264 [tense music] 591 00:26:04,364 --> 00:26:05,932 [creak, thud] 592 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:12,672 * * 593 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,809 - What are we gonna do about their car? 594 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,577 * * 595 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:19,846 - All right. 596 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,781 We take it to one of those chop shops downtown. 597 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,316 Parts get sold off across the country. 598 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,919 - What about DNA? 599 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,887 - We'll strip the fabric from the trunk. 600 00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:33,960 - That, uh--that only takes care of the blood. 601 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,964 - What about the back seat? 602 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,134 - Who was in the back seat? 603 00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:46,072 - [gags, coughs] 604 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:47,073 Dude. 605 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,742 Oh, God! It's everywhere. 606 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,845 [phone ringing] 607 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:54,447 * * 608 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:55,448 Wifey. 609 00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:57,117 - Oh, God, it's Patty again. 610 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:59,219 * * 611 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,588 You got to text her something. 612 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:02,856 - No. 613 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,924 - OK, her next call is gonna be to the cops. 614 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:11,664 * * 615 00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:14,701 - What do I say? 616 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,404 - Whatever buys us the most time. 617 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:22,742 * * 618 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:26,279 - It's not the worst thing we've done tonight. 619 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:29,015 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 620 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:29,883 - [sighs] 621 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,985 - We'll do it together, OK? 622 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:32,952 - Yeah. 623 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:36,423 * * 624 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,058 [camera shutter clicks] 625 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:45,031 [eerie vocalizing] 626 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:52,105 * * 627 00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:58,445 . 628 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:01,214 [somber music] 629 00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:04,918 * * 630 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,152 [fire whooshes] - [gasps] 631 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,521 * * 632 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:10,824 - * Once * 633 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,792 - Wait, where's the phone? 634 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,428 And where's Birdie? 635 00:28:15,495 --> 00:28:17,630 * * 636 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,332 - We made a deal. - I know. 637 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:20,600 - No more secrets. 638 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:24,037 - * Of disgust * 639 00:28:24,104 --> 00:28:30,310 * * 640 00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:32,412 - Have you been up all night? 641 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,280 - Still can't sleep. 642 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,984 - You're gonna pass out during your soccer game today. 643 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,921 - Not if the monsters eat me first. 644 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,857 - OK. 645 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,860 Where are they? 646 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:50,063 - * I fell hard * 647 00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:52,232 - * Hard * 648 00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:55,201 - * I fell fast * 649 00:28:55,268 --> 00:28:57,404 - [gasps] 650 00:28:57,537 --> 00:28:58,705 Sorry. 651 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,674 Just your jacket. 652 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,575 Did you check under the bed? 653 00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:03,643 - No. 654 00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:06,479 - Oh, they love it down there. 655 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:09,082 * * 656 00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:10,517 [gasps] 657 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,585 * * 658 00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:13,853 Puppy. 659 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,388 - I've been looking for him. 660 00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:16,656 - Yeah. 661 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:19,359 * * 662 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:22,862 [sighs] 663 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,531 Can I ask you something? 664 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,900 - Mm-hmm. 665 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,269 - Why would a monster want to eat you? 666 00:29:29,302 --> 00:29:31,504 - I did something bad. 667 00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:34,441 * * 668 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,743 - Everyone does bad things. 669 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:40,747 - I spilled my juice box on Daddy's laptop. 670 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,115 - Oh. 671 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,351 Well, that sounds like an accident. 672 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,619 - But I blamed Julie. 673 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:48,855 - Well, what did Daddy say? 674 00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:51,791 - We need a new babysitter. 675 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,960 - He was just upset. 676 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:59,032 - Should I tell him it was me? 677 00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:00,700 - Well... 678 00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:04,804 * * 679 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,173 It won't fix his laptop. 680 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:12,912 * * 681 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,915 Just because you do a bad thing 682 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,418 doesn't make you a bad person. 683 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,820 * * 684 00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:23,690 - [vocalizing] 685 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:30,797 * * 686 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,999 - Can I help you, ma'am? 687 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,836 - I'm here to see Joel. 688 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:39,305 - Are you a friend? 689 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,241 - I was. 690 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,942 - Follow me. 691 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:46,046 [suspenseful music] 692 00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:50,316 * * 693 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:52,185 [knock at door] 694 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:55,388 * * 695 00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:57,590 [pounding on door] 696 00:30:57,657 --> 00:31:04,631 * * 697 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:14,574 - Come on. Open up. Zoe has to go to the bathroom. 698 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:20,313 - Hey! 699 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,648 Come here. 700 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:25,652 [growls playfully, laughs] 701 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,489 - Daddy, I got to pee. 702 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,857 - I can't breathe. - I know. 703 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:32,058 I just missed you guys. 704 00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:34,260 - You just saw them yesterday. 705 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,396 - OK, OK. 706 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,000 - Wow! 707 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,568 How late were you out? 708 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,639 - Oh, uh, you know, lost track. 709 00:31:46,706 --> 00:31:47,941 - Oh. 710 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,309 Who were you with? 711 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,745 - Uh, friends. 712 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:53,947 - Who? 713 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:57,017 - I don't even remember. 714 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,718 I had a lot to drink. 715 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:05,291 - Is that why you pulled me on the dance floor? 716 00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:08,895 - Huh? 717 00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:10,964 - Because you were so drunk? 718 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,067 - [sighs] 719 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:18,038 I'm just, like... 720 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,173 really freaked out. 721 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,275 - Yeah. 722 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:23,476 Me too. 723 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:24,644 - Melissa-- 724 00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:27,414 - That doesn't mean that we can't... 725 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,382 like, try again. 726 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:32,752 - Um... 727 00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:35,255 maybe we shouldn't just jump into this. 728 00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:38,758 - What's that mean? 729 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,595 - Uh, it's complicated. 730 00:32:42,696 --> 00:32:45,231 OK? 731 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,267 - Well, you seemed to have it all figured out last night. 732 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:50,537 - Well, I'm not in the best place right now. 733 00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:55,141 - Are you serious? 734 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,645 - It wouldn't be fair to you. 735 00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:00,280 - You know, I just-- 736 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:03,416 I kind of can't understand what changed literally overnight. 737 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:07,153 - Nothing I could ever explain. 738 00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:12,559 - OK. 739 00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:13,927 Thanks for the update. 740 00:33:14,027 --> 00:33:15,495 - No, wait. 741 00:33:15,628 --> 00:33:17,030 - No, you know, you don't have to do the whole, like, 742 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:18,531 "it's not you, it's me" thing. 743 00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:19,666 I--I get it. 744 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:20,934 - No, I highly doubt that. 745 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,036 - [sighs] Come on. 746 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,138 It was a stupid idea anyways. 747 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,307 - Why? 748 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:31,578 - We were never gonna fix something this broken, right? 749 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,749 [somber music] 750 00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:42,756 * * 751 00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:44,758 - [sighs] 752 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:51,731 * * 753 00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,648 - [crying] 754 00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:11,551 [phone buzzing] 755 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:17,490 * * 756 00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,159 - Marilyn? 757 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,927 Whoa, just slow--slow down. 758 00:34:20,994 --> 00:34:22,629 Slow down, OK? 759 00:34:22,662 --> 00:34:23,730 What? 760 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:25,932 No, I haven't listened to your voicemail yet. 761 00:34:25,999 --> 00:34:29,869 I--oh, my God. 762 00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:33,006 OK, OK, OK. 763 00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,709 [keys jingling] I'm coming. 764 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:38,812 [door creaks open] 765 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:40,547 [door slams] 766 00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:45,719 * * 767 00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:47,354 [tense music] 768 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:50,657 - My friends and I sort of murdered someone. 769 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:51,825 - Show me. 770 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:56,529 * * 771 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:00,700 All right. 772 00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:03,036 [clears throat] 773 00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:05,438 Let's do this. 774 00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:06,639 - Now? 775 00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:09,209 - Would you rather wait till the store is open? 776 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,711 - We cleaned everything. 777 00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:14,214 - Trust me-- 778 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,217 there's always evidence. 779 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:21,054 - I really don't want to go back there. 780 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:23,023 - Oh, I'm sorry, but, uh... 781 00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:25,592 [clears throat] 782 00:35:25,658 --> 00:35:27,794 I'm really gonna need you to walk me through it. 783 00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:33,033 - Can't I just tell you how to get inside? 784 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,935 - Homicide's still gonna need your statement. 785 00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,437 - Why do we need to involve them? 786 00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,372 - Because that's what happens 787 00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:41,307 when you're charged with murder. 788 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,313 - I was sort of hoping that 789 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:50,483 we could keep this just between the two of us. 790 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,318 - Let me get this straight. 791 00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:54,254 You rip out my heart, 792 00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:56,756 and now you expect me to help you? 793 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:58,425 - Can't I just owe you a favor? 794 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,393 - You then spiked it on the ground 795 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,162 while it was still barely beating 796 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:07,267 and then you stomped all over it for sport. 797 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,936 - OK, I could have handled that differently. 798 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:12,205 - Yeah, I've got notes. 799 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:14,007 - I needed to make sure that you wouldn't come back. 800 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:15,108 - Mission accomplished. 801 00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:16,876 - Because I would have wanted you to. 802 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:20,213 And then we would have had tons of hot sex 803 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,916 because there is no other kind with us. 804 00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,351 And then I would have felt terrible 805 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:25,418 and broken up with you again, 806 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:26,686 and then more hot sex, 807 00:36:26,753 --> 00:36:29,356 except now it's even hotter because you're mad. 808 00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:32,225 And the cycle just repeats itself over and over again, 809 00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,827 like a snake eating its tail. 810 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,362 - And what is wrong with that? 811 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:37,030 - It's not fair! - To who? 812 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:38,498 - Everyone! 813 00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:43,436 - You know you could have just broken up with me 814 00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:46,272 over a text like a normal person. 815 00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:48,975 - There's nothing normal about this, Joel. 816 00:36:50,143 --> 00:36:51,811 - Mm. 817 00:36:51,845 --> 00:36:54,014 [quirky music] 818 00:36:54,114 --> 00:36:55,915 It's good you came in first. 819 00:36:56,016 --> 00:36:57,751 The DA will take it easy, 820 00:36:57,817 --> 00:36:59,953 and you'll do less time than your friends. 821 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,621 - I can't sell them out. 822 00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,223 - It's the only way to avoid a long sentence. 823 00:37:03,323 --> 00:37:04,524 - I can't do that either. 824 00:37:04,557 --> 00:37:06,426 - You might surprise yourself. 825 00:37:06,526 --> 00:37:07,827 * * 826 00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:10,230 They've got toilet wine. 827 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:13,833 - I can't have our baby behind bars. 828 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:16,736 [dramatic music] 829 00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:22,509 * * 830 00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:27,414 . 831 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,416 [thudding] 832 00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:40,060 [bird squawking] 833 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,697 - I probably would have covered up a murder for you anyway. 834 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:47,434 - That's not the only reason I told you. 835 00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:57,143 - How the hell are we gonna do this? 836 00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,912 [sighs] 837 00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:01,381 - I don't know. 838 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:04,317 But I know I only want to do it with you. 839 00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:12,292 - And you're 100% sure that it's-- 840 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:13,960 - Oh, God! 841 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:16,229 Nothing happened with my ex. 842 00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:19,065 - But you're such a good liar. 843 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:22,402 - Well, then why don't you give me that polygraph? 844 00:38:24,004 --> 00:38:26,906 [light music] 845 00:38:27,007 --> 00:38:33,980 * * 846 00:38:35,281 --> 00:38:37,751 - They only had decaf freshly brewed. 847 00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:41,955 - My fave. 848 00:38:42,022 --> 00:38:46,493 - Um, thank you so much for meeting me on short notice. 849 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:48,094 I didn't know if you'd be hungry. 850 00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:51,264 - Oh, maybe later. 851 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:55,402 - So this is gonna sound a little bit strange. 852 00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:58,905 The guy that you've been following for my husband. 853 00:38:58,972 --> 00:39:02,175 - My boy Brett. 854 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:05,912 - What exactly have you found on him? 855 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:07,781 - [sighs] 856 00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:10,116 * * 857 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:12,152 Not a damn thing. 858 00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:15,221 * * 859 00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:16,756 - Oh. 860 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:19,592 * * 861 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:21,828 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, no, do your chair. 862 00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:23,229 - No, I don't have to. 863 00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:25,832 - [laughs] - [sighs] 864 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:28,234 - Did you get any sleep? 865 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:29,669 - No. 866 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,151 - Think we'll ever be the same? 867 00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:48,955 - Maybe someday. 868 00:39:49,055 --> 00:39:51,758 - I meant us. 869 00:39:53,526 --> 00:39:55,328 [door clicks open] 870 00:39:55,362 --> 00:39:57,797 - Oh, hey. 871 00:39:57,831 --> 00:39:59,366 Has anyone heard from Birdie? 872 00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:01,601 - Just goes straight to voicemail. 873 00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:02,969 - [sighs] 874 00:40:03,069 --> 00:40:05,939 - And why is Marilyn calling a goddamn meeting so early? 875 00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:07,974 Shouldn't she be at home with her goddamn cat? 876 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:11,978 - How are we ever gonna get the quilt back? 877 00:40:12,012 --> 00:40:12,912 - We're not. 878 00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:14,981 - How are we ever gonna get that phone back? 879 00:40:15,048 --> 00:40:16,816 - We're not. 880 00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:23,990 - [groans] 881 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:27,427 There's just no way this ends well. 882 00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:30,330 - Everything leads back to us. 883 00:40:30,397 --> 00:40:33,500 [pensive music] 884 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,502 - When a garden goes fallow, 885 00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:37,871 it may seem like there's nothing to do. 886 00:40:37,971 --> 00:40:44,778 * * 887 00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:48,014 - * It's time to wake up * 888 00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:53,019 * Stop calling it love * 889 00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:56,389 - Even though it just looks like a bunch of empty soil, 890 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:59,225 it's actually the most crucial time. 891 00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:06,199 - * I wanted to be your star * 892 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,634 * But you couldn't see * 893 00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:09,436 - The slightest misstep, 894 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,738 like adding too much fertilizer, 895 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:15,041 can create problems for generations to come. 896 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:20,180 * * 897 00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:22,949 - Looks like she bought it. 898 00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:25,819 - So we dump it in some frozen lake by their cabin? 899 00:41:25,919 --> 00:41:29,055 - No, he's not going ice fishing. 900 00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:30,790 - Where is he going? 901 00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:32,792 - Shopping. 902 00:41:32,859 --> 00:41:35,128 - For what? 903 00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:37,964 - His new life. 904 00:41:38,031 --> 00:41:39,966 - That's why you have to be willing 905 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,004 to roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty. 906 00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:46,973 [ominous music] 907 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,142 * * 908 00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:53,346 Whatever it takes to protect the garden you love. 909 00:41:53,446 --> 00:41:54,881 * * 910 00:41:54,981 --> 00:41:56,549 - Good news, baby. 911 00:41:56,616 --> 00:41:58,785 I found a way to get you that tuition. 56980

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