Original subtitles

- AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR.

[laser whirring]

- SKIPPER'S LOG.

UNBEKNOWNST TO MY MEN, I HAVE ARRIVED IN SHANGHAI

ON A SUPER-SECRET SOLO MISSION.

IT'S NICE. A LITTLE HUMID.

INTELLIGENT SOURCES

PUT A SHIPMENT OF WEAPONIZED SOUP DUMPLINGS ON THIS DOCK.

THE DIM SUM OF ALL FEARS.

- [German accent] THERE IS NO DIM SUM, DUMB-DUMB!

- HANS. - SKIPPER, MY OLD FRENEMY.

- BUT YOU WERE IN--

- YOU THINK HOBOKEN CAN HOLD HANS THE PUFFIN?

- WELL, I HOPED. SO THIS WAS--

A TRAP!

LET'S SAY WE SETTLE THIS WITH MACKEREL.

LET'S NOT.

- WHAT WAS THAT? WE ALWAYS FISH FIGHT.

YOU COULD PUT AN EYE OUT WITH THAT THING.

- WE WERE IN A RUT. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RUT WITH YOU, HANS.

- YOU HURT WITH YOUR WORDS, SKIPPER.

SO I WILL HURT WITH MY FEET.

- [grunts]

[building creaks]

- HA!

- [yells] OOF!

- [groans]

AAH!

- YOU'RE RIGHT, SKIPPER, OLD CHUM,

THIS DOES BEAT THE FISH.

- NOW, HANS, TAKE IT EASY.

HA! [yelps]

- [grunts] - [yelps]

[grunts]

[winces] WHOO!

HA! YEAH!

- [yells] - AAH!

- YAH! - [gasps]

- HA!

[yells]

- WHOA! - [yips]

WHY THE PUZZLING HALF SMILE THAT SUGGESTS

YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT?

- HOW DO YOU REALLY THINK I GOT OUT OF HOBOKEN, SKIPPER?

- WORK RELEASE PROGRAM?

- I HAD HELP FROM SOMEONE YOU KNOW.

- HUH? WHOA!

- [evil cackle]

- PEN-GU-IN.

- BLOWHOLE?

- WAS THAT AN ENTRANCE, OR WHAT?

NOT THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER IT, THANKS TO MY...

deep voice: MIND-JACKER!

- UH,

[groans]

- AND NOW YOU WILL FORGET EVERYTHING.

MOST IMPORTANTLY,

HOW TO SWIM!

[evil cackle]

- [groans]

- CHIMPANZEES. IF THEY SHOW THEIR TEETH,

THAT'S NOT A SMILE, IT MEANS THEY WANT TO EAT YOU.

- [screams]

- HONESTLY, HOW THAT WOMAN STAYS EMPLOYED

IS A MYSTERY WORTHY OF SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE.

- UH, WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE?

- BECAUSE, YOUR TEACHERS HAVE NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS

IF THEY DON'T GET A BREAK FROM YOU ONCE IN A WHILE.

[tongues whipping and groaning]

- [groans]

- LAST SCHOOL GROUP OF THE DAY, GOTTA MAKE IT COUNT.

- [clock tower chimes]

- BUS TIME! LET'S MOVE IT!

- WHEE!

HEY, I PRACTICED THAT, YOU KNOW. A LITTLE APPRECIATION GOES--

HUH?

- COME ON, COME ON.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

- OH, MY GOSH!

- AGH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [grunts]

- [struggling] YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING!

- I'M TOTALLY PUTTIN' THAT ON THE INTERNET.

- YOU GUYS!

[chortles] YOU SO OWE ME.

- THANK YOU FOR TAKING AN ALICE FOR US.

IT SEEMS MY NEW EXPERIMENTAL POWER CELL, UH--

- BLEW UP LIKE ALL OF YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS?

- THAT WAS MERELY A DISCHARGE OF EXCESS ENERGY DURING ASSEMBLY.

I ASSURE YOU, THE POWER CELL ITSELF IS STILL INTACT.

- ALL I KNOW IS SKIPPER IS GONNA BE--HEY, WHERE IS HE?

- [mumbles indistinctly] [snores]

- SINCE WHEN DOES SKIPPER TAKE NAPS?

- SKIPPER!

- YEAH, UH, WE MEANT TO TELL YOU,

BUT WE KNOW HOW YOU GET.

- [nervous sucking]

- YEAH, LIKE THAT.

- HE'S OFF ON A TOP SECRET MISSION.

- [coughs] ZIP IT. [coughs]

- OKAY, MM-HMM, I GET IT. SO IT'S ALL NEED-TO-KNOW,

AND TIPPY-TOP SECRET, AND IF YOU TOLD ME,

YOU'D HAVE TO [imitates cutting] ME.

- CORRECT, CORRECT, AND YOU KNOW IT, LADY.

- BECAUSE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE--

- [grunts] - [winces]

- REALLY? BUT AREN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, A TEAM?

- [grunts]

- BUT ON THE RAREST OF OCCASIONS,

THERE ARE MISSIONS THAT REQUIRE THAT SKIPPER GO SOLO.

- AND WHEN HE GOES TO THE POTTY.

- HE ADOPTS ONE OF HIS MANY UNDERCOVER IDENTITIES.

- EXCEPT WHEN IT'S THE POTTY.

- [winces]

- AND THEN HE JUST VANISHES TO PARTS UNKNOWN,

DURATION UNKNOWN, TO DO...UNKOWN.

- IT'S JUST, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I THINK I KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,

HAVEN'T EVEN SCRATCHED THE WEIRD SURFACE.

OKAY, SO HE JUST TAKES OFF, RIGHT?

DOESN'T TELL YOU WHERE HE'S GOING, OR WHAT HE'S DOING.

AND YOU AREN'T WORRIED?

- THERE ARE FEW CONSTANTS

IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF OURS, MARLENE,

BUT THERE IS ONE CERTAINTY ON WHICH HE CAN ALWAYS RELY.

SKIPPER CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.

- [coughs]

- WHERE AM I?

WHO AM I?

- [evil laugh]

- HOW I HAVE LONGED FOR THIS DAY!

TO SEE MY ARCH FOE TOTALLY POWNED.

I MEAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE CRUMPLED LIKE--UM, LIKE...

RED ONE, WHAT'S SOMETHING ONE CRUMPLES?

- UH, NEWSPAPER. - OF COURSE, NEWSPAPER.

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE VIOLENT.

- THE SPORTS SECTION, MAYBE? - [groans]

LET'S JUST SAY THERE WAS MUCH CRUMPLING,

THANKS TO MY... deep voice: MIND-JACKER.

- [grumbles]

- [echoing recorded voice] KOWALSKI, OPTIONS...

YOU'RE ALWAYS CHASING RAINBOWS, PRIVATE...

RINGTAIL... SMILE AND WAVE, BOYS...

TRUST ME, MANFREDI, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

- SKIPPER'S THOUGHTS, PEN-GU-IN SECRETS, ALL MINE.

- THE PENGUINS HAVE AN ANTI-MATTER FUSION REACTOR CORE,

LET'S SEE, ONE METERS EAST OF THEIR COMMAND CENTER.

- GOTCHA.

- THEY GOT A VARIETY OF INTRUDER DEFENSE SYSTEMS IN PLACE,

AND...WOW,

KOWALSKI KEEPS HIS TRUTH SERUM IN A HOT SAUCE BOTTLE.

- KOWALSKI, YOU SLY DOG.

- OOH, WAIT, I'M GETTIN' MORE DETAILS

ON THEIR NETWORK OF UNDERGROUND TUNNELS.

- SOON I WILL HAVE ALL THE DATA I NEED

TO PLAN MY ASSAULT ON THE PEN-GU-IN H.Q.

AND THERE WILL BE NO SKIPPER TO STOP ME.

- EXCUSE ME. - WHAT?

DR. MAMMAL-FISH, DO YOU HAVE THE WI-FI IN THIS PLACE?

- I'M SCHEMING HERE.

- I WAS LOCKED UP IN HOBOKEN A LONG TIME,

I WANT TO CHECK MY EMAIL. - [grumbles]

[computer beeps]

[drum and bass music] - [gasps]

♪ ♪

[excited grunt]

- ♪ EVERYBODY GET UP AND JUMP IN THE BEAT ♪

♪ CALLED THUMP THUMP THUMP, YEAH ♪

♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT NOW WITH THE THUMP THUMP THUMP ♪

[rhythmic grunts]

- OH!

THE KING IS IN HIS OWN LITTLE WORLD.

- ♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT NOW WITH THE THUMP THUMP THUMP ♪

- BUT THE FEET ARE IN MY LITTLE WORLD!

- ♪ BASS LINE, BASS LINE, GOT TO HAVE A BASS LINE ♪

[warning beeps]

- HELLO!

WELCOME BACK.

- [grunts] - [screams]

- MAURICE, THIS MUSIC BOX FROM THE LOST AND FOUND

HAS LOST IT'S SOUND!

- DEAD BATTERY.

- BUT BATTERIES CANNOT DIE.

MY BOOM-Y BOX BATTERIES NEVER DIED.

- YEAH, WELL, I KINDA REPLACE THEM WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING.

- UH, NO.

BILLY, BOBBY, BETTY, AND BERNIE ARE STILL THERE.

- THAT'S THEIR, UH, GRANDCHILDREN.

- OH.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? THE BATTERY THAT HAS FAILED ME.

I SHALL NAME HIM BAXTER. BAXTER, YOU ARE A TRAITOR!

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

- YOUR MAJESTY, I RECOMMEND RECYCLING AT DAWN.

- YES, RECYCLING AT DAWN, A MOST FITTING FATE!

MORT! COME HERE AND GUARD THE PRISONER.

- OKAY.

MY SPECIAL FOOT TIME WAS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU, DEAD BAXTER!

- AND HOW DID I GET HERE?

AND WHEN'S THE LAST TIME I ATE?

AND AM I CURRENTLY ON ANY MEDICATIONS?

- LISTEN UP, CUPCAKE!

- IS THAT MY NAME?

- WHAT? NO, I WAS INSULTING YOU

BY REFERRING TO YOU AS SOMETHING SOFT AND SWEET.

- OOH, THAT SOUNDS YUMMY. DO YOU HAVE ONE?

- FORGET THE CUPCAKE!

I'M SPECIAL AGENT BUCK ROTGUT AND YOU ARE SKIPPER.

- UH, OKAY. NOW, IS THAT A NAME OR AN INSULT?

- NAME! BUT AN INSULT IS COMIN' UP FAST.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

ALL THE VITAL INTEL IN YOUR THINK MELON HAS BEEN SWIPED.

- SO MY NAME IS SKIPPER. HOW COME I DON'T REMEMBER THAT?

- YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN TAPPED, IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE.

- NO, SOUNDS MORE LIKE BRAIN SCIENCE.

- AFFIRMATIVE.

EVIL BRAIN SCIENCE.

- HOW'D YOU GET HERE? - I'M NOT.

YOUR SWEETBREADS COOKED ME UP TO GET YOU THROUGH THIS.

- SO I'M DOING THIS WITH MY MIND.

- YUP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NOGGIN

IS MAKIN' A LAST MINUTE SUBSTITUTION.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED TO BUCK?

- I AM GENERAL SHINGEN.

LONG DID YOU STUDY MY THEORIES OF MILITARY STRATEGY.

IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO BE YOUR HALLUCINATION.

- AND I AM HALLUCINATING WHY?

- SOMETHING DEEP WITHIN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS

HAS DETERMINED THAT YOU NEED A SPIRIT GUIDE.

- A SPIRIT WHAT?

- TO SURVIVE THIS YOU NEED GUIDANCE.

- UH, I DO?

- A VISION OF SOMEONE YOU RESPECT,

SOMEONE WITH WISDOM TO SHARE, SOMEONE WHO CAN LEAD YOU HOME.

AND APPARENTLY THAT SOMEONE IS NOT ME.

- SNOW MONKEY?

OH, COME ON! SNOW MONKEY WAS BARELY HERE!

[alarm ringing]

- WAS I NOT CRYSTAL CLEAR?

WHAT PART OF "PUT YOUR PHONES ON VIBRATE" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

- UH, DOC. MAYBE YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THIS.

I THINK IT'S THE "YOUR ARCH ENEMY SURVIVED" ALARM.

deep voice: NO WAY!

[magical shimmering]

- OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.

- IT'S SHOWTIME!

COME ON, SKIPPER, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?

- MY HEAD IS AS FUZZY ON THE INSIDE

AS YOURS IS ON THE OUTSIDE.

I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH OF ANYTHING.

- AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!

COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S DO THIS.

ALL RIGHT, BABY STEPS, OKAY? YOU WITH ME?

WHAT'S MY NAME?

SAY MY NAME, COME ON. SAY MY NAME. SAY IT.

SAY IT!

- UH, YOU'RE WHAT, A CAT?

- YEAH, BIG CAT, TECHNICALLY, BUT GOOD START.

- I WANT TO SAY...

BOOTS.

MITTENS.

SCOOTER?

FLUFFY! DUSTY. BUSTER. PEACHES!

IT'S PEACHES, RIGHT?

- ALEX? ALEX THE LION. YOU KNOW, ROAR!

WE USED TO BE NEIGHBORS. THEN A LOT OF CRAZY STUFF HAPPENED,

AND, WELL... SPIRIT GUIDE!

[whispering] THIS IS WHERE YOU APPLAUD.

[sporadic claps]

- ANYTHING?

I GOT A LOCK ON HIM.

- FIRE THE ARCH ENEMY-SEEKING MISSILE!

- CAN I STOP NOW?

- OH, YEAH. RIGHT. [chuckles]

SO ANYWAY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU BE YOU AGAIN.

OLD SCHOOL SPIRIT GUIDANCE STUFF.

COME ON, LET'S DO IT! JUST YOU, AND ME, AND...THAT...

MISSILE.

- MISSILE?

[targeting beeps]

- [frightened grunt]

SO THAT WAS PRETTY WEIRD.

- NOT REALLY. THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENS TO YOU ALL THE TIME.

- WHOA, I DON'T THINK SO. I'M JUST A PENGUIN.

- A PENGUIN WITH ENEMIES!

ARMED AND DANGEROUS-TYPE ENEMIES.

- OH, COME ON. EVERYONE LOVES A PENGUIN, RIGHT?

WE'RE BOTH CUTE AND CUDDLY.

[missile whistling]

- YOU DON'T BLOW UP CUTE AND CUDDLY!

- OKAY, FOLLOW MY LEAD!

FLICK KICK!

AXEL TURN.

HIP WALK!

COFFEE GRINDER.

- HOW IS HE DOING THAT?

- PLIE SQUAT, WHAT?

- AND WHO IS HE TALKING TO?

- WAY TO STICK THE LANDING! YOU WERE BORN TO DANCE.

- YOU MEAN LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE BALLERINA?

- YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SURPRISINGLY LIGHT

ON THOSE LITTLE WEBBED TOES.

NOT UNLIKE A PRETTY LITTLE BALLERINA.

- [yelling] NOO!

- WAIT! REWIND A LITTLE.

recorded voice: HANS!

- TOO FAR BACK, FAST FORWARD.

- WAIT! REWIND A LITTLE.

- TOO FORWARD!

- [yelling] NOO!

- [garbles] THAT'S IT! FREEZE IT!

- YOU WANT ME TO FREEZE SOUND, DOC?

- THAT IS DEFINITELY THE SCREAM OF AN ARCH ENEMY

WHO HAS MET HIS DOOM. [chuckles]

- I MEAN, I CAN FREEZE PICTURE, BUT SOUND EXISTS IN A CONTINUUM.

- I GET IT, WHATEVER.

- IT'S JUST THAT YOU ASKED ME TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE,

AND, UH, NOT THE FIRST TIME, I MIGHT ADD.

- YOU KNOW THAT BIG POT OF WATER IN THE BACK

THAT I KEEP AT A STEADY, SLOW BOIL, NEXT TO THE MOVIE BUTTER?

- [whimpers] AND SOUND IS FROZEN.

- SEE? FREEZING SOUND, DESTROYING SKIPPER.

HERE IN MY EVIL ORGANIZATION WE DO THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY.

- [winces]

- WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE, SOME TEAMWORK,

AND A CONSTANT, OVERWHELMING FEAR OF MY WRATH,

WE CAN DO ANYTHING!

- YES!

- DUDE, WICKED AWKWARD.

- YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T IMAGINARY,

THAT SLAP WOULD'VE REALLY HURT.

- I AM NOT A BALLERINA.

THIS IS NOT A DANCER'S BODY.

MY BODY IS A... IS A...

A LIVING WEAPON?

WHAT THE HECK KIND OF PENGUIN AM I?

- PSYCHOTIC. WHICH ORDINARILY WOULD BE A PROBLEM,

BUT HEY! THAT'S YOU.

THAT'S SKIPPER! LEADER OF TEAM PSYCHO!

- ARE YOU ON MY TEAM?

- UH, NO. NO, I HAVE, LIKE, MY OWN TEAM.

UH, TEAM ALEX. THE LARGER MAMMALS, MAINLY.

YOU HAVE YOUR GUYS.

- RIGHT. IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME.

MANFREDI... AND JOHNSON.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THOSE KNUCKLEHEADS.

- UM, YEAH, NOT THEM, UH, SO MUCH,

BUT IT'S A GOOD TEAM, A SOLID TEAM,

YOUR TEAM! HOO-AHH!

- AND THIS TEAM OF MINE DOES WHAT?

- MISSIONS. SECRET MISSIONS.

NEED-TO-KNOW, HUSH-HUSH COMMANDO STUFF.

HOO-HA-HA-HA!

- HMM, DOES SOUND A SCOSHE PSYCHOTIC.

- WELL, SOME MIGHT SAY THAT.

AND BY SOME, I MEAN ME. I SAY THAT, ALL THE TIME.

- SO IF SOMEONE ATTACKED ME-- - THEN YOUR GUYS ARE NEXT.

WE'RE TALKING DANGER HERE.

THEY NEED YOU!

- REALLY? IF YOU SAY SO.

OKAY, OKAY. THEN I HAVE GOT TO GET HOME.

- GOOD! YES! SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

YOU'RE THE MAN WITH THE PLAN.

THE...PENGUIN MAN... WITH THE--

- BUILD A RAFT. - YES! DO THAT.

HUH, TURNS OUT I'M A GREAT SPIRIT GUIDE.

AD THAT TO THE RESUME. [sighs]

GOOD TO HAVE A FALL-BACK CAREER IF THE ZOO THING GOES SOUTH.

- SOUTH, RIGHT.

AND WHEN CONSTRUCTION OF THE AFOREMENTIONED RAFT IS COMPLETE,

I SET SAIL FOR HOME. ANTARCTICA.

- RIGHT! WAIT, WHAT?

- DOC! WHERE ARE YOU?

[over paging system] PAGING DR. BLOWHOLE.

DR. BLOWHOLE, PLEASE REPORT TO ATTACK PLANNING.

WHO'S OVER THERE?

- ATTACK PLANNING WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

I NEED TO POP BY MUTATION DEVELOPMENT.

HARD TO IMAGINE AN ANIMAL MORE SWEET AND INNOCENT THAN A BUNNY.

- BUT DOC, THE ANALYSIS OF PENGUIN H.Q.

IS ALMOST WRAPPED UP.

THEY REALLY NEED YOU TO PLAN THIS ATTACK.

- RED ONE, TO HAVE AN ATTACK, ONE NEEDS A WEAPON,

LIKE THE...

deep voice: DIABOLOGIZER!

- [giggles]

- [roars]

- UH-- [yelps]

- YES! THE...

deep voice: MIND-JACK--

- [grunts]

deep voice: DIABOLOGIZER!

- ...WORKS BEYOND MY WILDEST EXPECTATIONS.

- [struggles] [screams]

- [snarling]

- ONE BLAST WITH THIS RAY

SHALL TRANSFORM KOWALSKI, RICO, AND PRIVATE

INTO MONSTROUSLY EVIL CREATURES OF DESTRUCTION!

[evil laugh] - [frightened whimpers]

[crashes and glass breaking]

- NO. NO, NO!

NONE OF THESE BATTERIES ARE THE SAME AS DEAD BAXTER.

MORT! KEEP UP!

- BUT MY LEGS ARE TIRED!

ET TU, MORT? WHY?

WHY IS EVERYTHING WEARING OUT ON ME?

YES, I AM REFERRING TO YOU, DEAD BAXTER!

AND IT WAS A SLAM.

- [giggles]

- MAYBE IT COULD BE RECHARGED, OR SOMETHING.

- WHAT KIND OF DEMON SORCERY ARE YOU SUGGESTING?

HE-WITCH.

- UH, I WAS THINKING WE COULD GET SOME HELP

FROM THE ZOO'S SCIENCE GUY.

- THE ZOO'S SCIENCE GUY.

YES! OF COURSE! THIS IS TOTALLY A JOEY THING.

HEY, G'DAY, MATE.

[bouncing] HUP. HUP. HUP.

- [growls] KOWALSKI, BRAINIAC, PENGUIN!

- REALLY? KOWALSKI, THE GUY-- HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A POUCH.

- [whimpering] I'VE GOT THE DIZZIES.

- NO, I WILL NOT BE SWAYED, BIG MOUTH CAT.

PENGUINS HAIL FROM ANTARCTICA, END OF STORY.

- BIG NO ON ANTARCTICA. YOU'RE A CITY BOY, LIKE ME.

- ANTARCTICA. ANTARCTICA.

JUST KINDA ROLLS THROUGH THE SYLLABLES, DOESN'T IT?

I LIKE IT. CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE.

- [sighs]

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE GETTING THE WHOLE SPIRIT GUIDE GIG.

I POUR OUT THE WISDOM, AND YOU DRINK IT UP.

DRINK UP THE WISDOM, SKIPPER!

- ARE SPIRIT GUIDES SUPPOSED TO GET ALL SHOUTY LIKE THAT?

- I'M NOT GETTING SHOUTY!

- [shouting] SO THIS IS THE NORMAL WAY TO TALK!

GOOD TO KNOW!

- [sighs] OKAY, UM, THERE HAS TO BE SOME MEMORY

THAT WAS SO STRONG, THAT IT COULDN'T BE WIPED OUT.

- UH, COLD. ICE?

- NOT ANTARCTICA!

SOMETHING YOU MISS.

SOMETHING THAT MEANS MORE TO YOU THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

- SNOW. - NO!

STOP IT! - LET ME FINISH.

SNOW...CONES!

- SNOW CONES? THAT'S ATAT YOU REMEMBER?

- THEY WERE TASTY SNOW CONES.

- UH, SKIPPER?

- TANTALIZING ARRAY OF ARTIFICIALLY-CREATED FRUITINESS.

- SERIOUSLY, SKIPPER?

- [roars] - HEE-YA!

THAT SWEET SYRUP! THAT TURNS--

- HAH! EVERYDAY ICE...

[grunts] INTO FROSTY...

[grunts] RAINBOW REFRESHMENT!

I AM GOING TO THE HOME OF THE BEST SNOW CONES IN THE WORLD.

- [growls] - [grunts]

HA!

MY HOME. THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO.

- I DID IT! WE'RE GOIN' TO NEW YORK!

- NEW YORK.

- [growls]

- THE CITY SO NICE, THEY NAMED IT TWICE.

- WITH FLAVORED ICE!

- MY EXPERIMENTAL POWER CELL IS BURSTING

WITH MEGA-GIGAJOLTS OF ENERGY!

HMM, INCREDIBLE POWER, PLUS DANGEROUS INSTABILITY,

BUT THERE IS A DREADED THIRD FACTOR

THAT WOULD SPELL CERTAIN DISASTER.

- AND THE THIRD FACTOR WOULD BE?

- [laughing] HEY!

THAT BATTERY IS THE EXACT SIZE I NEED!

- UNCANNY COINCIDENCE.

- OOH! THIS WILL MEET MY KINGLY POWER NEEDS.

- STOP! - HEY!

HOW DARE YOU BE SO GREEDY WITH SOMETHING I WANT JUST FOR ME!

- GET HIM!

[impact] both: [groan]

- WHAT ARE YOU SILLIES DOING? [electric sizzle]

- NOT A BATTERY!

- [laughing] COME ON, IT'S TOTALLY A BATTERY.

[yelps]

- NOT...A...BATTERY. POWER CELL.

- EH, POTATO, TOMATO.

[muzak plays]

[elevator dings]

- SAFE AND SOUND.

- COME BACK! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEF JAMS!

- JULIAN, KOWALSKI SAID HIS POWER CELL

COULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD.

- YEAH, MAN! THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF POWER I NEED.

- [winces] [elevator ding]

- AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT! WE MADE IT!

- YEAH. RIGHT COUNTRY, WRONG COAST.

- WHAT?

- ONLY 2,432 MILES TO GO. THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

[car horns]

[train whistle]

UM, RED EIGHT ON THE BLACK NINE.

I'M JUST SAYIN',

MAYBE EVERYTHING WE THINK IS WRONG.

LIKE, WHAT IF I'M REAL AND YOU'RE THE IMAGINARY ONE?

- DON'T YOU EVER STOP TALKING?

WAIT, YOU'RE A SPIRIT GUIDE.

SHOULD YOU BE DRIVING?

[tires screech]

[crash]

- OH, LIGHTEN UP. IT WAS A RENTAL.

- JUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL GO BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS

THAT YAK-HAPPY FIGMENTS GO, ONCE I GET TO--

AHH!

- NEW YORK!

[fanfare]

- WE HAVE REACHED MANHATTAN, DOC.

- I'M COMING FOR YOU, PEN-GU-INS,

AND I HAVE A SURPRISE. [evil laugh]

[computer tracking sounds]

- AND NOW, PART TWO...

OF MY PLAN. - SO DOC,

YOU'RE SAYING TRAPPING SKIPPER, JACKING HIS BRAIN,

AND GETTING THE TOP SECRET SCOOP

ON HOW TO ATTACK THE OTHER PENGUINS WAS ALL PART ONE?

- YES. WHAT'S YOUR POINT, RED ONE?

- WELL, IT'S JUST THAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE, UH,

THREE PARTS RIGHT THERE.

- THOSE WERE PHASES.

TRUST ME, IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE IN THE END.

- WELL, YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND.

- INDEED. AND NOW, ACTIVATE...

deep voice: MIND JACK--JACK--JACK--

SUBTERRANEAN ATTACK POD!

- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD ONE OF THOSE.

- PART TWO, PHASE ONE. DID YOU EVEN READ THE ACTION PLAN?

- YEAH, CAN'T HEAR YOU, DOC.

deep voice: WHO BUILT THIS?

- IT'S NOT MY FAULT, HE NEVER SAT STILL FOR A FITTIN'.

- YEAH, WE BETTER LAUNCH HIM, BEFORE HE GETS REALLY CRANKY.

- [muffled groan]

[warning tone]

- [snores]

[sleepy grunts and groans]

[starts] I MUST HAVE THAT BRAINY PENGUIN'S

SUPER-SPECIAL ENERGY THING!

- STEALIN' IS BAD, AND STEALIN' FROM THE PENGUINS

IS A PILE OF EXTRA BAD ON TOP.

- LIKE HOT FUDGE ON ICE CREAM.

- MORT MAKES A LUCID POINT.

- YUMMY!

- YOUR MAJESTY, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME, GO BACK TO SLEEP.

- FINE. EVEN THOUGH YOUR WARNING OF BADNESS

DID NOT MENTION HOT FUDGE AT ALL.

I WILL LISTEN TO YOU THIS ONE TIME, MAURICE.

SLEEP DECREE STARTING... NOW.

- [grunts] - [giggles]

- [grunts] HMM.

- IS THERE SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE--

IS THERE SOMETHING IN YOUR FACE, MORT?

SOMETHING LIKE MY "SHUT UP" HAND?

[tires screech]

[car horn]

- I MEAN, OF ALL THE HYSTERICAL, STRANGE AGENTS, I GET YOU?

WHY NOT A DAME? MAYBE ONE OF THOSE

FLIRTATIOUS CHINSTRAP SISTERS FROM PUNTA MITA.

- SKIPPER, YOU HAVE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME!

- AH, THAT IS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

I HAVE TO HEAR YOU, BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT UP.

BUT I DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN.

- WELL, IF YOU APPRECIATED MY GUIDANCE, I MIGHT TELL YOU

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.

WHICH, BY THE WAY, YOU ARE.

BAH! I KNOW NEW YORK LIKE THE BACK OF MY, UM, UH--

THIS THING, UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

THIS-- WHAT IS THIS?

- MMM? MMM?

- [grumbles]

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BET I CAN MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR.

MIND OVER BLATHER.

- YEAH? OKAY, OKAY, SURE.

I CAN TAKE A SUBTLE HINT.

- I DON'T DO SUBTLE. - YOU'LL BE SORRY.

- HOO-AH! WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT WORKED!

GOOD ON ME. HIGH FIVE MYSELF.

OOF!

[whimpers]

[train horn blares]

- [struggles]

recorded voice: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY IN.

TUNNEL 13B, BUT LET'S JUST SAY, IT'S FULL OF NASTY SURPRISES.

- AS AM I. DEPLOY DECOYS!

recorded voice: NO FOE COULD SURVIVE THAT TUNNEL OF DOOM.

- [evil laugh]

OW.

- [gasps]

[grunts]

- [snoring]

[grumbling sleepily]

- SKIPPER. [grunts] SKIPPER!

- [imitating Skipper] UH, I'M THE BOSSY PENGUIN,

SO Y'ALL NEED TO BE SNOOZIN', OR THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BRUISIN'!

- AYE-AYE.

- NAILED IT.

- I WILL HIT THE BUTTONS IN THE ORDER THAT I LOVE THEM THE MOST.

BLUE...RED...GREEN.. BACON...LADY BUG...

AND...GUMBALL.

- [suspicious muttering]

- WHAT IS IT, RICO?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING.

YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST ON EDGE BECAUSE SKIPPER ISN'T HERE.

STILL.

- HE'S NEVER BEEN GONE THIS LONG.

MAYBE WE SHOULD BE WORRIED.

- TOLD YA. - VERY WELL,

IF IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE FEEL BETTER,

THEN WE'LL SET ASIDE SOME TIME FOR WORRYING.

HOW'S NOONISH?

- WORKS FOR ME.

- [protests indistinctly]

- WELL, I SHOULD THINK YOU COULD RESCHEDULE THAT.

- [protests indistinctly]

- WELL, THAT'S TRUE. WE COULD START WORRYING NOW.

[low rumble]

- YEAH, NOW'S GOOD.

- [whimpers] - [shudders]

- SOUNDS LIKE A GIANT ROLLING...ATTACK POD?

- [scoffs] THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

- [yells] - [indistinct yelling]

- GUESS WHO, PEN-GU-INS!

- [whimpers] BLOWHOLE!

- OKAY, WE MUST GUESS

THE BRAINY PENGUIN'S SECRETY UNLOCK-THE-LOCK CODE.

- MORT! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

- WITH MY FINGERS.

- NO, I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU PUNCHETY-PUNCH IN THERE?

- DORIS.

- OH, THE DOLPHIN LADY WHO BROKE HIM?

YES, HE DOES GO ON AND ON ABOUT HER.

- ABOUT WHO?

- DORIS.

- WHO'S DORIS? - SHE--

NEVER MIND.

OH-HO! I DID IT!

LOOK HOW IT GLOWS!

OOH, AND HUMS!

AND VIBRATES. VIOLENTLY.

IN YOU GO. - [giggles]

- THE EVIL ENERGY READINGS ARE IMMENSE!

WE'RE LOOKING AT SOME SORT OF DIABOLOGIZER.

- [garbled] DIABOLOGIZER?

- IT MAKES THINGS EVIL.

- I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT AT ALL.

- EMBRACE THE AWESOME, PRIVATE.

YOU'LL MAKE A TERRIFIC MONSTER.

- OH! THIS WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT TIME FOR SKIPPER TO COME HOME.

- SADLY, YOUNG PRIVATE, SKIPPER IS NOT RACING TO THE RESCUE.

EVER AGAIN.

- WRONG, BLOWHOLE! SKIPPER'S OUT THERE, I KNOW IT!

- AND AS LONG AS THERE IS A BREATH IN HIS BODY, HE WILL...

THWART YOU. - YEAH!

all: OOF! OH!

- [yelps]

[energy winds down]

- [shudders] [grunts]

- THAT BLOWJOE GUY JUST BLASTED MY PLAYER. NOT COOL, MAN!

- ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WE'RE NOT EVIL.

- [garbled] TRUE. - ON THE DARK SIDE, THERE'S...

THAT. - [garbled] TRUE.

- IT HAS THAT EXPLODEY LOOK ABOUT IT.

[energy pulsates]

- I MADE IT. MY TEAM NEEDS ME, AND I AM HERE.

- YEAH, YOU'RE HERE...

AT THE BRONX ZOO.

THAT'S THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO!

- WHAT?

[electric buzzing]

[energy pulse]

- ♪ WHAT'S THAT RACKET? WHAT'S THE CLATTER? ♪

- ♪ WE'RE UNDER ATTACK IT'S A LIFE OR DEATH MATTER ♪

- ♪ I WAS IN A DEEP SLEEP PEANUT DREAM ♪

- - ♪ I HEARD WHAT I BELIEVE TOE A SCREAM ♪

- ♪ THAT WASN'T ME, THAT WAS BADA ♪

- HEY, YO, I WAS JUST... ♪ STARTLED! ♪

- ♪ BUT WHAT IS THIS LIGHT? ♪

- ♪ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ♪

- ♪ YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR SIGHT, IT'S BEHIND ME, RIGHT? ♪

- ♪ WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? ♪

- ♪ WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? ♪

- ♪ CHECK OUT THAT MOOK IN THE STARRY NIGHT SKY ♪

- ♪ GIMME A SEC TO WIPE THE SLEEP FROM ME EYE ♪

- ♪ IT'S SHOWY AND GLOWY AND ARMED FOR COMBAT ♪

both: ♪ WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? ♪

- ♪ HEY, WAIT, DOES SOMETHING SEEM QUITE WRONG ♪

- ♪ OI, JOEY'S BREAKING OUT IN SONG ♪

- ♪ NOW THAT YOU POINT IT OUT ♪

- ♪ WE ARE CROONIN', NO DOUBT ♪

- ♪ AND BING CAN'T HELP BUT SING ALONG ♪

- ♪ WHY THE HECK IS THAT? ♪

- ♪ WHY THE HECK IS THAT? ♪

- ♪ I'M GONNA GUESS IT'S 'CAUSE OF THAT CREEPY THING ♪

- ♪ SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW, THAT THING IS MAKING US-- ♪

all: ♪ SING! ♪

[electronic growl]

- ♪ THIS MONSTER GETS MADDER AND MADDER ♪

♪ IF YOU HIT A NOTE THAT IS FLAT ♪

all: ♪ WHY THE HECK... IS THAT? ♪

[electronic growl]

- ♪ OH, DEAR ♪ - ♪ THIS IS WEIRD ♪

- ♪ HEY, I HAVE A BEARD ♪

- ♪ MY MUSIC BOX GREW TO HUGOSITY ♪

♪ IT'S AN UP IN THE AIR MONSTROSITY ♪

- ♪ WHAT DID KING JULIEN SAY? ♪

♪ AND WHY DID HE SAY IT THAT WAY?

- ♪ I GOT THIS DUMBY-DUMB URGE TO OBEY ♪

- ♪ THIS FEELS TO ME CREEPY AND WRONG ♪

- ♪ TO BE SUDDENLY TALKING IN SONG ♪

- [electronic growl]

- ♪ WAIT, I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN ♪

- ♪ IT WILL BE EXTREMELY LAME ♪

- ♪ DO YOU MIND, THIS IS SCIENCE ♪

- ♪ IT'S A KIND OF WEIRD ALLIANCE ♪

- ♪ YES, TAKE MY EXPERIMENTAL POWER CELL ♪

- ♪ ADD THE DIABOLOGIZER'S EVIL SPELL ♪

- ♪ PLUS JULIEN'S MP3 PLAYER ♪

- ♪ THE COMBO THAT MAKES THIS MUSICAL SLAYER ♪

all: ♪ NOW, EVERYBODY SING, EVERYBODY SING ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HAS TO SING ♪

both: ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, BUT TO MODULATE YOUR VOICE ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYBODY MUST... ♪

all: ♪ SING, SING, SING, SING, SING, SING, SING ♪

- ♪ THE ZOO IS CAUGHT IN AN ENERGY BUBBLE ♪

- ♪ IT'S A MELODIOUS SORT OF TROUBLE ♪

- ♪ LIKE BROADWAY, BUT INVOLUNTARY ♪

- ♪ DON'T NEED A RHYMING DICTIONARY ♪

- ♪ AND IF YOU'RE OUT OF KEY, ♪

- ♪ THE LAST THING YOU WILL SEE ♪

- ♪ IS THIS MUTANT TALENT JUDGE ♪

- ♪ WHO EVIDENTLY HOLDS A GRUDGE ♪

both: ♪ NOW EVERYBODY SING, EVERYBODY SING ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HAS TO SING ♪

all: ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ♪

♪ SO RAISE YOUR PRETTY VOICE ♪

♪ BECAUSE EVERYBODY MUST... ♪

all: ♪ SING, SING, SING, SING, SING, SING ♪

♪ SING, SING, SING, SING, SING, SING ♪

- ♪ NOW LISTEN TO ME, PEN-GU-IN ♪

- ♪ I'M ALL EAR HOLES, DOLPH-UHH-IN ♪

- ♪ WE HAVE TO THINK FAST ♪

- ♪ BEFORE THE SONIC BLAST ♪ [yelps]

- ♪ I LOVE THIS ABERRATION ♪

♪ UNFORESEEN COMPLICATION ♪

♪ CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION, I THINK ♪

♪ FROM WHERE I STAND THERE IS A STRONG DEMAND ♪

♪ TO PLAY MY ROLE, TO SEIZE CONTROL ♪

♪ THIS CALLS FOR A NEW PLAN ♪

♪ IN MY MOST EVIL DREAMS MY PARADE OF NASTY SCHEMES ♪

♪ SWIMMING FAST TO EXTREMES ♪

♪ BUT I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS ♪

♪ AN UNEXPECTED TWIST ♪

♪ IT SIMPLY CANNOT MISS ♪

♪ I HAVE TO TAKE THIS STAND ♪

♪ A FATE THAT'S OH, SO GRAND ♪

♪ TO WIN THE DAY, MY POWER PLAY ♪

♪ IT'S UP TO ME TO STEP IN ♪

♪ AND TAME THIS SUPER-WEAPON ♪

♪ THEN THE PEN-GU-INS, NEXT THE ZOO ♪

♪ AND FINALLY NEW YORK CITY, TOO ♪

♪ IT'S BIG AND BOLD, A NEW PLAN ♪

♪ AND CRUEL AND COLD, MY NEW PLAN ♪

♪ THIS ULTIMATE, CROWNING, SUPREME DEBUT ♪

♪ OF MY LATEST, GREATEST, SOLIDEST-STATEST BRAND, NEW... ♪

♪ PLAN! ♪

- SO THAT'S THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO?

- YEAH. NOT EXACTLY HOW I REMEMBER I

- IT SEEMS... A LITTLE DISCO.

- UM, EXCUSE ME, COULD I ASK, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

- DO I KNOW YOU?

WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.

- I CAN TELL YOU THAT HE'S NOT ONE OF YOUR MEN.

- OBVIOUSLY. BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW THE GUY.

- JU--JUST STOP, BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKIN' ME OUT.

- OKAY, FINE, LET'S GO. BYE, FRED.

FRED! HA HA! I DO REMEMBER HIM!

- ♪ ONLY I, DOCTOR BLOWHOLE KNOW ♪

♪ HOW TO TAME THIS BEAST AND SO ♪

♪ WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MY POWER BALLAD SOLO ♪

♪ MY SOLO ♪

♪ IN A WORLD OF MEDIOCRE MINDS ♪

♪ WHERE GENIUS IS DISSED BY IGNORAMUS MANKIND ♪

♪ PREPARE TO BE PLEASANTLY ASTOUNDED ♪

♪ ASTOUNDED, OH ♪

♪ I WANT TO CONTROL YOU ♪

all: ♪ WANT TO CONTROL YOU ♪

- ♪ I... ♪

♪ I WANT TO MAKE YOU MINE ♪

♪ I WANT TO CAJOLE YOU ♪

all: ♪ WANT TO CAJOLE YOU ♪

- ♪ AN OFFER THAT I HOPE ♪

♪ YOU SHAN'T DECLINE ♪

♪ I'VE GOT AN OCEAN OF DEVOTION, AND YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME ♪

♪ A MUTANT DISASTER ♪

♪ I'LL BE YOUR MASTER ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE ♪

♪ IN WONDERFUL, WICKED HARMONY ♪

♪ LIKE BEAUTIFUL, EVIL DESTINY ♪

♪ LIVIN' LARGE, IN ABSOLUTE CHARGE ♪

♪ OF METROPOLITAN N.Y.C. ♪

♪ I GOT AN OCEAN OF DEVOTION, AND YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ IT'S THE LILT OF AN ANGEL'S CHOIR ♪

- ♪ I SENSE EVENTS TAKING A TURN FOR THE DIRE ♪

- [evil laugh]

- [startled grunt]

- TOLD YA.

- YOU'RE NOT SINGING. NEITHER AM I!

- IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THAT SINGING.

SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THE CRAZY DOLPHIN,

C CAN SELL A TUNE!

- AND SOME GUYS WERE NOT MEANT TO SING.

- YEAH, ROY.

- GUYS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

BLOWHOLE'S GONNA TAKE OVER THE WHOLE CITY WITH THAT THING.

- WE NEED SKIPPER.

- NOW, PRIVATE, I'M SURE IF WE ALL PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER

ON THIS, WE CAN COME UP WITH A PLAN.

AND THAT PLAN IS, WE NEED SKIPPER!

- GENTLEMEN!

I AM HOME.

all: SKIPPER!

- [laughs]

UH, YOU ARE MY TEAM, AREN'T YOU?

- YES, SIR! - INDEED!

- HIPPIE, I GET IT NOW. MY SUBCONSCIOUS PICKED YOU,

BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND THIS TOWN.

YOUR CROSS-TOWN SHORTCUT WAS GENIUS.

- I'M SENSING THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THAT.

- NOT SEEING IT. IT'S NOW TIME TO FIGHT THE BAD GUY.

YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, THAT'S MY THING, RIGHT?

- CUCKOO.

- OH, I GET IT. THIS MUST LOOK KINDA CRAZY.

DON'T WORRY, I'M TALKIN' TO AN INVISIBLE LION.

NO, NO! HE'S MY--MY SPIRIT GUIDE.

- WOW. I REALLY THOUGHT THE NIGHT

COULDN'T GET ANY WEIRDER AFTER THE SINGING,

AND YET-- - SINGING?

WHAT ABOUT THE BAD GUY?

- HE WAS THE ONE SINGING.

WELL, ACTUALLY, WE WERE ALL SINGING.

- YOU, TALL GUY, IT'S, UH, KOWALSKI, RIGHT?

IS YOUR LAST NAME ANALYSIS? I WANT TO SAY KOWALSKI ANALYSIS.

- THROUGH A SERIES OF IMPROBABLE EVENTS,

A GIANT MP3. PLAYER WITH THE POWER OF MUSICAL MIND CONTROL

IS CURRENTLY FLYING OVER MIDTOWN.

- IS THAT IT?

- AND... DOCTOR BLOWHOLE'S AT THE HELM.

- VILLAINOUS SCUM! HOW'D HE TAME THAT BEAST?

- POWER BALLAD.

- HE HAS A SURPRISINGLY LOVELY VOICE...

FOR VILLAINOUS SCUM.

- ALL RIGHT, TEAM. I MAY OR MAY NOT BE 100%, SANITY-WISE,

BUT WHO EVER SAID YOU HAVE TO BE SANE TO BE A LEADER?

- SKIPPER, EVEN IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE NUTTER, I'M WITH YOU!

- AS AM I,

BUT PROMISE ME AFTER WE SAVE THE CITY

THAT YOU'LL LET ME RUN A FEW TESTS.

- DIG IT.

- WE NEED OUR BEST SINGER OUT THERE.

AND YES,

I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, RINGTAIL.

- [squeaks] I'M GOIN' TO BROADWAY.

[shudders]

[tires screech]

- ♪ WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? ♪

- ♪ HERE'S THE FACT ♪

♪ WE ALL HAVE TO SING ♪

♪ YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING ♪

[punching sound]

[laser sound]

- ♪ OKAY, MONSTER MUSIC BOX ♪

♪ KING "J" KNOW HOW TO ROCKS ♪

♪ GIVE ME A THUMP, SO I CAN WAKE MY RUMP ♪

♪ GIVE ME A BEAT, THEN WATCH ME SHAKE MY SEAT ♪

♪ EVERYBODY GET UP AND JUMP ♪

♪ AND THE BEAT GO THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, YEAH! ♪

♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT NOW, WITH THE THUMP, THUMP, THUMP ♪

♪ CAN YOU FEEL THE FUNK? ♪

♪ WHEN I DEDICATE MY TRUNK TO THE... ♪

♪ EVERYBODY GET UP AND JUMP ♪

♪ AND THE BEAT GO THUMP, THUMP, THUMP ♪

♪ MORT AND MAURICE, DISTURBING THE PEACE ♪

♪ EVERYBODY GET UP AND JUMP AND THE BEAT GO... ♪

♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT NOW, THIS IS HOW WE DO IT NOW ♪

♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT NOW, WITH THE THUMP, THUMP, THUMP ♪

♪ THUMP A LITTLE LOWER NOW ♪

deep voice: ♪ THUMP, THUMP, THUMP ♪

- ♪ THUMP A LITTLE SLOWER NOW ♪

♪ THUMP...THUMP...THUMP ♪

- [struggles]

- ♪ AND NOW SO THE MUSIC MONSTER CAN HEAR YOU ♪

♪ THUMP, THUMP, THUMP ♪

♪ SING LOUD IF THE MUSIC MONSTER GETS NEAR YOU ♪

♪ THUMP, THUMP, THUMP ♪

♪ BASSLINE, BASSLINE, GOT TO HAVE A BASSLINE ♪

♪ THUMP IN TIME TO THE PHAT BASSLINE ♪

♪ GOTTA PUT A BIG BOTTOM BELOW THIS RHYME ♪

♪ THUMP, THUMP, THUMP ♪

♪ THUMP, THUMP! ♪

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, Y'ALL.

- [evil cackle]

- OOH, SO THAT DIDN'T WORK.

LET'S RETHINK YOUR STRATEGY.

- ♪ OKAY, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT SINGING?

- I THINK IT DOESN'T IMPACT ME, BECAUSE I'M NOT REAL.

NOT SURE, JUST, YOU KNOW, A THEORY.

- ♪ NO WAY, SHOW STUFF IS YOUR BIG THING ♪

- IT IS IRONIC.

- ♪ 'CAUSE NOW I COULD USE SOME GUIDING ♪

- NOBODY HAS TO FORCE ME TO SING.

IF YOU NEED ME, I AM READY TO CUT LOOSE!

- ♪ OH, WHAT'S THE USE?

♪ I CAN'T HOLD A TUNE ♪

- ♪ BUT YOU CAN CATCH A TUNA ♪

♪ A GREAT-A BIG-A TUNA ♪

- ♪ I CAN'T RHYME WITH MOON ♪

- ♪ MAYBE GO WITH... ♪ UM, LUNA?

♪ YOU'VE GOT A SONG IN YOUR HEART ♪

- ♪ IT'S ACTUALLY MY LUNG ♪

- ♪ SO WHAT IF IT'S NOT GREAT ART ♪

- ♪ THIS HERO PREFERS TO BE UNSUNG ♪

- OH, COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT, SKIPPER!

- ♪ BA DA DA, BA BA BA BA ♪

♪ BA DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA, BA BA BO BA ♪

♪ SKOODLEY-DOODLEY ♪ - YEAH!

SKIPPER, THAT'S GREAT! - YEAH!

♪ BE BE BOP BA DO BOP BE BE DOP BA BUM BOW ♪

♪ BA DO BOP ZIP ZA ♪

♪ SKUDDLEY-WUDDLEY, CUTE AND CUDDLY ♪

- YEAH! YEAH! ♪ WE ARE THE PENGUINS ♪

[electrical sputtering]

♪ I REMEMBER EVERYTHING, THIS BIRD CAN SING ♪

♪ NOW I'VE GOT MY MARBLES BACK, I'M READY TO ATTACK ♪

- ♪ THAT'S OPEN TO DEBATE ♪

♪ BESIDES YOU'RE MUCH TOO LATE ♪

♪ I KNOW MY NAME, AND I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER ♪

♪ I OVERCAME WHEN YOU PUT ME UNDER ♪

♪ YOUR VOICE MAY BE PRETTY ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR FLIPPERS OFF MY CITY ♪

- ♪ SKIPPER'S SONG IS A DISTRACTION ♪

- ♪ THE TIME HAS COME FOR ACTION ♪

- ♪ [rhyming gibberish] ♪

- ♪ OF COURSE! POWER CELL EXTRACTION! ♪

- ♪ I SAY NOW WAY, THIS IS IT, END OF THE LINE ♪

♪ VICTORY'S NOT HIS, IT'S MINE ♪

- ♪ I HAVE TO DISAGREE, THIS TIME IT'S NOT ENOUGH ♪

♪ YOU DON'T HAVE THE STUFF, IT'S TIME TO END THIS NOISE ♪

- ♪ FOR THAT, I'M COUNTING ON MY BOYS ♪

♪ I'M THINKING TANGO, BRAVO, FOXTROT ♪

- ♪ AND I WILL DANCE THE ROBOT ♪

- ♪ WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? ♪

- ♪ JUST A LITTLE PLAN WE'RE BREWING ♪

- ♪ [retches] [rhyming babble] ♪

- ♪ YOUR ARROGANCE YOU'LL BE RUING ♪

♪ RUING, RUING! ♪

- [gasps]

[groans and wails]

- ♪ SMILE AND WAVE, BOYS! ♪

all: ♪ SMILE AND WAVE ♪

- [struggles]

[grunts]

[car alarm chirp]

FAREWELL, PEN-GU-INS!

- YES, SEA MAMMAL.

- NO! NOT THE--

deep voice: MIND-JACKER!

- AI-EE, OH.

UH, WHERE AM I?

- AND WE ARE THRILLED TO WELCOME BACK OUR OLD FRIEND...

- WHO AM I?

- FLIPPY THE DOLPHIN!

- REALLY? MY NAME IS FLIPPY.

- PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR...

THE RING OF FIRE!

- [blowhole sputters]

- YOU KNOW, PEACHES--

- ALEX.

- RIGHT, ALEX. I HAVE TO BE HONEST.

- PLEASE DON'T,

UNLESS IT'S AN UNEXPECTEDLYGRACIOUS COMPLIMENT,

IN WHICH CASE, YOU KNOW, PLAY THROUGH.

- WHENEVER I HEARD THE REAL YOU

CLAIM TO BE THE KING OF NEW YORK,

I WANTED TO PUKE.

- OKAY, HONESTY... BAD CALL.

- BUT FOR A HIPPIE, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN IN A JAM.

- OH. GO ON.

- I MEAN, MY NOGGIN HAD CHOICES,

AND DEEP DOWN, SOMETHING SAID YOU.

- WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO.

- AND I THINK THAT WAS ONE HECK OF A SMART CHOICE.

UP HIGH!

- SERIOUSLY? WOW!

- AW, HIGH-FIVE HI-JINKS WITH HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND.

- DOWN LOW. TOO SLOW!

- YEAH, I'M DONE HERE.

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