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You can't stop any of us. We can't
be killed, you stupid little chew toys.
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These are smarter than you.
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You don't have a clue how to kill them
or slow them down.
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And your plan is go right at them?
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- We've been busy.
- Hunting Leviathan.
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You met Dick yet?
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I'd sooner swim through garbage than
shake hands with a mutation like you.
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I'd never work with you.
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I hate the bastards. Squash them all.
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You need to see Frank Devereaux.
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Bobby Singer sent us. Or not. Who?
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We need you to get us
further off the grid...
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...but keep us on the board.
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Wipe all your old aliases.
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Change your phones on a very frequent,
non-schedule schedule, you understand?
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You can't just tell me you're fine.
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- Be honest?
- Yeah.
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I don't like lying to you.
It doesn't feel right.
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Got me there.
I've been climbing the walls.
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I know how that is.
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Good night, sweetie.
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This is Nature
Sounds' "Sounds of Nature," Volume 4.
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"Soothing Seas.”
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What the hell?
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Leanne!
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No.
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No. Stay away.
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Leanne!
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This is
Nature Sounds' "Sounds of Nature."
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Did you strip enough wire?
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Yes, I stripped enough wire.
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All right.
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See? Told you.
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Well, isn't this cozy?
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Yeah. Well, Motel 6
just ain't leaving the light on anymore.
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Well, I'm taking a page
out of Frank Devereaux's bible on this.
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Everybody is out to get you.
Paranoia is just plain common sense.
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Weeks, guys. Weeks.
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We've been living with cold showers,
cold Hot Pockets.
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Cold everything. This is the bottom
that we're living in. You get that?
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How many big mouths are out there?
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Running card traces, like Chet...
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...or hunting us down
God knows what ways?
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No. Now is not the time to be
laying our bed rolls out on the grid.
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Not if we can help it.
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That's just great.
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This is stupid.
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I mean, our quality of life is crap.
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We got purgatory's least wanted
everywhere...
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...and we're on our third
The World's Screwed issue...
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...in three years. We've steered the bus
away from the cliff...
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- ...twice already.
- Someone's gotta do it.
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- What if the bus wants to go over?
- The world wants to end?
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I think if we didn't take its belt
and all its pens away each year...
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...the whole enchilada
would have offed itself already.
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Stop trying to wrestle
with the big picture, son.
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You're gonna hurt your head.
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So, what's the guff?
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Well, uh, there have been
a rash of sightings...
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...all over the southern Pine Barrens.
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A strange, fast-moving,
human-like creature.
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Locals even have a name for it.
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"Jersey Devil"? I thought
that was just local tall-tale crap.
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The area's history of sightings
goes back more than two centuries.
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Some accounts gave it bat wings,
others, uh, horns, uh, a tail...
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...and, oh, yeah, a horse's head.
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The sketch looks
more like a Chewbacca head.
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- Sounds kind of mixed up.
- Yeah.
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Like it should be fighting
a Japanese robot.
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Well, mixed up or not, it sounds like
it might just have a body count.
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"Camping high season
harshed by human burrito"?
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Yeah. Something hung a camper up
in a tree...
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...then ate him alive
right through his sleeping bag.
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His wife hasn't been seen either.
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Plus four other missing-persons reports
in the last three weeks.
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State troopers, get this,
are saying it's a rogue bear.
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When was the last time you saw a bear
string up its own pinata?
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Something is out there in the woods.
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Hey, we're going
honest-to-goodness wilderness hunting.
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Haven't used my .30-30
in a while.
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Davy Crockett, safari is gonna have
to wait till tomorrow.
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After our suit-and-tie dance.
We'll make sure this is not just...
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...some backwoods crackhead
who likes to roll glampers.
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What the hell is a glamper?
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Sam?
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High-end camper.
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TV, a.c., Wi-Fi.
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Back to nature, zero inconvenience.
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- That's idiotic.
- Yeah.
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Some people just don't know
how to live.
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So, Ranger Evans...
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Oh, uh, you can call me Rick.
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Ranger Rick.
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You were the one who found
Mitchell Rayburn, correct?
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The human burrito.
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State police have it down
as a bear attack.
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Yeah, I read what the state police says.
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That was no rogue brown.
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Apparently, some others reported seeing
something a little, you know, weirder.
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You know,
I've been a ranger for 12 years.
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Tell you the truth,
we have no idea what's out there.
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Big, a lot of trees and whatnot.
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Tell you this, though.
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You gotta respect Mother Nature.
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You respect her,
or she's gonna string you up...
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...and she'll eat your ass
right through the Gore-Tex.
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So you're thinking it's Mother Nature?
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See, me and Phil...
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...we've been finding,
uh, something's leftovers for weeks.
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Deer remains, uh, badger...
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...missing pets.
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Who's Phil?
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Uh, assistant chief ranger.
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Come to think of it,
I haven't seen Phil in a couple of days.
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He's supposed to call
from whatever station he's checking off.
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You think maybe
your assistant chief ranger...
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...might be missing?
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I should probably report that.
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Excuse us.
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Well, you enjoy your lunch,
Ranger Rick.
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So?
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Well, I took a look at the cadaver.
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What's left of it.
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Not a happy camper.
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Don't have any stats
on a Jersey Devil...
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...but the bite radius
on the vic's wounds...
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...it's too small for a Leviathan.
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And he's still got a ventricle
and some change...
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...So I doubt we're talking werewolf.
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And a Wendigo don't leave no scraps.
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Lunch?
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Starving.
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Hey, uh, Brandon. We grab a booth?
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Hey, uh, douchewad,
a hostess will seat you.
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Do I look like a freaking hostess?
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Do you wanna look like a hostess?
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That didn't really make sense,
what you said.
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What was that?
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00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,091
I sure hope
we don't get Brandon's section.
140
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Sidewinder soup-and-salad combo goes
to Big Bird.
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TDK Slammer to Ken doll.
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A little heart-smart for creepy uncle.
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- What is your problem?
- You are my problem!
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Oh, Brandon has got his flare all up
in a bunch.
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Yeah. There goes his 18 percent. Heh.
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Anyway, chief ranger? I don't think
he believes in the Jersey Devil.
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Oh, by the way,
did he seem a little stoned to you?
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Ranger Rick?
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Yeah. Definitely growing his own
on the back 40...
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...and smoking all the profits.
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He did seem to think
that there was something.
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Oh, that is good sandwich.
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What the hell did you get?
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New Pepperjack Turducken Slammer,
limited time only.
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Bunch of birds
shoved up inside each other.
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Shouldn't play God like that.
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Don't look at me sideways from
that Chinese chicken geezer salad.
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This is awesome.
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Like the perfect storm
of your top three edible birds.
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Anyways, the ranger did seem to think
there was something in Wharton Forest.
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- I'd say it's safari time.
- She's big-boned.
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Look at her.
You're telling me she's not fat?
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- Hey.
- No. Up yours, Mike.
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Shove it right up yours.
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Well, anyway,
back to bigger and better things.
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Couple of bucks.
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Head-butting over turf, probably.
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Pretty sure the other fella won.
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I guess I forgot.
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Before you were a hunter,
you were actually a hunter.
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Yeah, well,
we shot our dinner when I was a kid.
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You used to take us hunting.
Remember?
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Dad had a case,
he'd just dump us on you.
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You taught us
most of the outdoor tracking we know.
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Yeah, what I could get to stick.
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I never could get you little grubs
to pull a trigger on a single deer.
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You're talking about Bambi, man.
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You don't shoot Bambi, jackass.
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You shoot Bambi's mother.
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Well, looks like we found Phil.
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Special agents.
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Listen, I got your call.
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But I'm not sure
I got what you were saying.
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Hey. I think we found Phil.
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That's what I said.
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Heh.
Uh, I should probably call this in.
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Yeah, yeah. Solid move, Rick.
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Uh, this is Ranger Evans...
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...up at Acher's Point. Come in.
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Repeat. This is Chief Ranger Evans.
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Go ahead.
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I have a situation at Acher's Point.
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Ranger, I think we've got company.
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Yeah? Who's that?
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Ranger!
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Ranger Evans!
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Ranger!
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It's got him up in the trees.
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- Lights off.
- What?
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- You think that's really a good idea?
- Shut up, shut off, and listen.
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Damn thing is eating Rick.
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Man, I liked Rick.
203
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Wow, nice shot, Bobby.
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Seriously.
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We all got our gifts.
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What about the rest of Ranger Rick?
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Ranger called in his 10-20.
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His own will find him.
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We got crap to do.
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Built like a supermodel, but the thing
was strong. That's for sure.
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Carried a full-grown man up a tree
in nothing flat.
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But it only took one bullet
to bring it down.
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And not even a silver bullet,
just a "bullet" bullet.
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First one must have just stunned it.
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All right, well,
let's check its Hulk pants for some ID.
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That is just gonna ruin the leather.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Yeah. I feel great.
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Gerald Browder, lived here in town,
5 foot 9, brown hair, blue eyes...
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...235 pounds.
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Well, apparently, he's lost a little pudge.
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Maybe it's a lap band side effect.
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What the hell?
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I think we better have a look
under Gerald's hood.
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God.
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His organs are swimming in the stuff.
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You guys getting hungry?
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I'm hungry.
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What's that?
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His stomach.
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For a guy on a diet,
Gerry here packed it in pretty good.
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That's human right there.
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That's fresh Rick.
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Let's see.
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Plus...
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A pine cone.
237
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A pack of gum in the wrapper.
238
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That's older. Maybe like, uh...
Maybe Ranger Phil or the camper.
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What's that?
240
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,613
It looks like a...
241
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Yeah, that's a cat's head.
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A glamper or two is one thing...
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...but you gotta be damn hungry
to eat a cat's head.
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Well, lookit here.
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I'm no Dr. Oz...
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...but I think that's his adrenal glands.
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Okay. And?
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Meant to be the size
of hotel bar soap...
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...and bright orange.
250
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,481
That might help explain the strength.
251
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,317
Uh, but whatever this is,
it's not the Jersey Devil...
252
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,987
...but it sure as hell ain't Gerald Browder
anymore.
253
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,364
Okay, guys, seriously.
254
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,659
It's time for dinner.
255
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:10,089
Gerald Browder, 35, self-employed.
Air conditioning repairman.
256
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,009
Missing person number three.
Disappeared eight days ago.
257
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,846
Well, that explains all the people
who got eaten in the last eight days.
258
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,099
Yeah.
Question is, what happened to him?
259
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,486
Dean.
260
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,615
So, what do you think?
261
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,491
I'm not that worried about it.
262
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,535
Excuse me?
263
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,496
That's funny, right?
264
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,166
I could give two shakes of a rat's ass.
265
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,793
Is that right?
266
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,963
Do rats shake their ass
or is it something else?
267
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,909
- Give me that.
- Whoa, whoa, why?
268
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:25,581
There's some funky chicken
in the TDK Slammer, ain't there?
269
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,583
Yeah.
270
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,879
This is stupid.
271
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,881
My sandwich didn't do anything.
272
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,384
I don't know what you think
you're gonna find.
273
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,469
There's something wrong with you.
274
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,014
Are you kidding? I'm fine.
275
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,227
Pfft. I actually feel great.
276
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,690
The best I've felt in a couple months.
277
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,775
Cass, black goo.
278
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,944
I don't even care anymore.
279
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,280
And you know what's even better?
I don't care that I don't care.
280
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,954
- I just want my damn Slammer back.
- Dude, you are completely stoned.
281
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,414
Just like Ranger Rick was.
282
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,083
Just like the dinner rush
back at Biggerson's.
283
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,378
And everybody is loving
the Turducken.
284
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,632
I think you pissed off my sandwich.
285
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,973
That's in me?
286
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,433
Only half of it.
287
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,476
Does that snot look familiar?
288
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,105
Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder
into a pumpkin head...
289
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,816
- ...and is turning Dean into an idiot...
- I'm here.
290
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,484
Right here.
291
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,320
Is in the Turducken Slammer
at Biggerson's.
292
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,156
- Yeah.
- It's in the meat.
293
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,620
If I wasn't so chilled out right now,
I would puke.
294
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,673
How's he doing?
295
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,471
He's sleeping it off.
296
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,265
Tryptophan coma.
297
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,851
So you think he's okay?
298
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,436
Yeah, he's all right.
299
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,854
Good.
300
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,689
You don't worry about him?
301
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,942
What, you mean before the Turducken?
302
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:23,032
Yeah. Yeah, I kind of mean
more like ever since my head broke.
303
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,492
And we lost Cass.
304
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,204
I mean, you ever feel like he's going
through the same motions...
305
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,039
...but he's not the same Dean?
306
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,833
- How could he be?
- Right, yeah.
307
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,003
- But what if...?
- What if what, Sam?
308
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,215
You know, you worry about him.
309
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,050
All he does is worry about you.
310
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,719
Who's left to live their own life here?
311
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,221
The two of you.
312
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,390
Aren't you full up just playing
Snuffleupagus with the devil...
313
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,226
...all the live long?
314
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,732
I don't know, Bobby.
Seeing Lucifer is fine with me.
315
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,568
Come again?
316
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,570
I'm not saying it's fun.
317
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:06,075
I mean, to be honest with you,
I kind of see it as the best-case scenario.
318
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,701
I mean, heh...
319
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,623
...at least all my crazy
is under one umbrella, you know?
320
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,876
I mean,
I kind of know what I'm dealing with.
321
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,170
A lot of people got it worse.
322
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,675
You always were
one deep little son of a bitch.
323
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,261
Wait, wait, wait.
324
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,179
Here we go.
325
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,165
Well, I guess we follow it.
326
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,007
That's weird, right?
327
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,676
National franchise getting meat
from a place...
328
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:51,138
...that looks
like it wholesales Hong Kong knockoffs.
329
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,681
Okay, yeah.
330
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,141
It's a little weird.
331
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,436
All right, well, I guess
we wait till they close up shop...
332
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:58,854
...go take a look around.
333
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,523
Hang on.
334
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,867
No.
335
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,046
Edgar.
336
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,174
Leviathans.
337
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,892
Son of a bitch.
338
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,520
What the hell is going on?
339
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,700
Put him with the others,
if you don't mind.
340
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,245
Edgar.
341
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,080
Follow me.
342
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,084
I've been so busy with this experiment,
I didn't realize you were back.
343
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,003
It's, uh, big stuff.
344
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,005
I'm back because of the experiment.
345
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,425
What's happening?
You said you were refining the formula.
346
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:10,926
Yes. Absolutely.
347
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:12,261
And it's going great.
348
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,596
Absorption rate is up,
lower concentrations.
349
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,266
Didn't solve our little issue
with adverse reactions.
350
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,184
Well, no.
351
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,228
Not 100 percent.
352
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,617
Burn them.
353
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:37,578
What?
354
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,872
But they represent crucial test data.
355
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:43,625
Where the additive formula went wrong,
where my initial projections failed.
356
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,294
Dick is coming.
357
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,091
Burn them.
358
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,228
Nothing happening back here.
359
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,772
Yeah, okay, Sam.
360
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,232
They're pretty dug in,
so you finish circling...
361
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,318
- ...and head on back.
- Right.
362
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,655
How's your head?
363
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,618
Well, I think the Slammer has wore off.
364
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:21,330
In between that and 20 cups of coffee,
I'm nicely tense and alarmed.
365
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:23,874
I wasn't talking about that.
366
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:29,004
Oh, Bobby, don't go all Sigmund Freud
on me right now, okay?
367
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,923
I just got drugged by a sandwich.
368
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:34,343
I wanna talk
about your new party line.
369
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,677
Party line?
370
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,847
What are you talking about?
I don't even vote.
371
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,849
The world is a suicide case.
372
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,519
We save it, it just steals more pills.
373
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,688
Bobby, I'm here, okay?
I'm on the case. What's the problem?
374
00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:51,610
I've seen hunters live and die. You're
starting to talk like the dead ones.
375
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:55,656
No, I'm talking the way a person talks
when they've had it.
376
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:59,201
When they can't figure out
why they used to think all this mattered.
377
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,994
Oh, you poor, sorry...
378
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,790
You're not a person.
379
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,209
- Thanks.
- Come on, now.
380
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:11,672
All right. You tried to hang it up
and be a person with Lisa and Ben.
381
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:15,551
And now here you are with a mean
old coot and a van full of guns.
382
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,719
That ain't person behavior, son.
383
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,346
You're a hunter.
384
00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:22,057
Meaning you're whatever the job
you're doing today.
385
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,017
You get a case of the Anne Sextons...
386
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,979
...something's gonna come up
and rip your fool head off.
387
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,482
Now, you find your reasons
to get back in the game.
388
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,652
I don't care if it's love or spite
or a 10-dollar bet.
389
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,405
I've been to enough funerals.
I mean it.
390
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,077
You die before me, and I'll kill you.
391
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:49,168
We need to scrape some money
together, get you a condo or something.
392
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,254
Hey. Something's up.
393
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,936
Well, I'll be a squirrel in a skirt.
394
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,397
It's Dick frigging Roman.
395
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,233
Who the hell is Dick frigging Roman?
396
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:16,278
Billionaire Dick Roman,
seen here at a press conference...
397
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:19,698
...has been on the corporate takeover
warpath in the last months.
398
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,200
Shows no sign of relenting.
399
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:25,412
I believe in good old American values,
like unlimited growth.
400
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:28,040
But it's like I always say,
if you wanna win...
401
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,292
...then you gotta be the shark.
402
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,960
And a shark's gotta eat.
403
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,629
Well, that's a great question.
404
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,797
Yes, we have made new acquisitions.
405
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:38,217
I don't believe in hostile takeovers.
406
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,637
I believe in merging,
and coming out on top.
407
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,473
Whether at the helm
of his America's Cup-winning yacht...
408
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,308
...or his Fortune 500 companies...
409
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,810
...Roman has never shied away
from the spotlight.
410
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,271
Roman's series
of motivational seminars...
411
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:54,983
..."When in Rome," have outsold
every other money-making program.
412
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:58,737
A vocal member of the NRA and
a supporter of the second amendment...
413
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:02,407
...Roman has started attracting
conservative political attention as well.
414
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,327
Roman is ruthless, but good-looking.
415
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,829
I think he'll make a great candidate.
416
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:12,960
Another great question. No, I am not
running for political office at this time.
417
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,962
But I do have a number one bestseller.
418
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,798
Holy crap.
419
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,508
What the hell is that?
420
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,177
One of the top 50 most powerful men
in America.
421
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,554
Says here top 35 as of last month.
422
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,473
Now it's all making sense.
423
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,434
Remember when Crowley kept going on
about hating Dick?
424
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,688
I thought he was just being general.
425
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:35,274
If the Leviathan got to him,
then that means...
426
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,277
...they're playing on a bigger board
than we were thinking.
427
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,321
So what, then?
I mean, we can't exactly outgun them.
428
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,365
No. But we got the drop on them.
429
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:47,286
Means we got a chance to figure out
what these guys are really doing here.
430
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,206
Whoa, where did you get that mother?
431
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,709
Ah, it's on loan
from Frank's Big Brother collection.
432
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:58,088
It will pick up vocal vibrations
from window glass at half a mile.
433
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,510
Well, it's time to find out
what these ugly bastards are up to.
434
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,395
The patient
is put under general anesthesia.
435
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:15,397
The eye is immobilized.
436
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:19,401
Then a scalpel is used
to sever the optic nerve.
437
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:24,531
When a macular detachment occurs,
further visual field loss is...
438
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:27,492
The food additive
I've introduced into the Turducken...
439
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,661
...has a near
100 percent effectiveness.
440
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,582
Once the subject tries it,
they crave more within a few hours.
441
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,917
The first dose starts to work
on their DNA...
442
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:38,253
...slowing metabolism,
causing weight gain...
443
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:42,883
...and dampening their emotional range,
which makes them perfectly complacent.
444
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:48,847
As you can see, they have yet to notice
that Grandma is no longer with us.
445
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,016
Both eyes were surgically removed...
446
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,934
...with the incorrect
clinical diagnosis...
447
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,438
If you leave out a cooked patty
for more than an hour...
448
00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:59,566
...it reverts back
to a somewhat unappealing state.
449
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:02,235
But I have yet to have a case
of leftovers.
450
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,779
You know what I love?
451
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,656
I mean, besides handball
and a really crisp chardonnay.
452
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,742
I love progress.
453
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:13,163
And progress comes from collaboration
which makes moments like this thrilling.
454
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,582
I am so glad to hear you say that.
455
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:18,543
Now, what can you tell me
about your failures, hmm?
456
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,087
My...?
457
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,132
The ones that went off the rails.
458
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,218
After they ate your little treats.
459
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:31,765
- They're... They've been very instructive.
- No.
460
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:33,725
See, I asked for complacency.
461
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,812
Not complacency
and a 0.03 percent margin...
462
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:40,774
- ...of hyperadrenalized cannibalism.
- I will have this under control.
463
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,653
Camping high season
harshed by human burrito?
464
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:49,157
Have I ever mentioned how I feel about
our little forays making the papers?
465
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,743
But, again, collaboration.
466
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,079
Progress.
467
00:31:56,123 --> 00:32:00,001
I wanna turn this little mistake
into a big, fat teachable moment.
468
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,337
Will you help me with that?
469
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,465
Well, yes. Heh.
470
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,716
Of course.
471
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,011
Our side is still dead, Bobby.
472
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,471
Anything with you?
473
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,974
Yeah, same here.
474
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,642
I got...
475
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,519
Hold on.
476
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,187
Yeah, I got movement.
477
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,857
My side, second floor, meeting room.
478
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:26,361
I'll reschedule with the senator,
you can deal with the archdiocese...
479
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:27,988
- ...in the afternoon.
- Fine.
480
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,866
Let me explain to you
what our program has to offer.
481
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:34,202
No. Let me explain
why we're shutting your program down.
482
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,037
Shutting it down? You can't.
483
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,874
I'm shutting it down
because of the one golden rule.
484
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,376
- Do you know it?
- Yes. Don't make the papers.
485
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,879
- And I promise that...
- No. The golden rule...
486
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,173
...Is there's no such thing
as monsters.
487
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:50,469
Anything stirs their little pots
to the contrary, very bad for our plans.
488
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:54,639
So how can I use your mistake to
communicate this to all your coworkers?
489
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,560
Listen, sir, I will do anything.
I will give anything to make this right.
490
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,689
I know you will.
491
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,289
You're bibbing me?
492
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,721
Do you know what you can give us,
doctor?
493
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,099
Your example.
494
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,731
What's happening now?
495
00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,191
Wait.
496
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,109
Now, doc.
497
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,362
It's time.
498
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:59,246
Now I have officially seen it all.
499
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,455
Bobby, what is it?
500
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,625
He's making the doctor eat himself.
501
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,460
- What?
- He's...
502
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:16,429
They got him.
503
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,891
There are at least four Leviathans
out there.
504
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,352
We don't even know how to Kill one.
505
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:31,236
It will be a shock
when we walk in through the front door.
506
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:35,407
We'll have the jet on standby at O'Hare.
507
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,826
Thursday morning, you close
on the land acquisition.
508
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,327
Fine.
509
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,830
And this came this afternoon.
510
00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:44,499
- Sotheby's.
- Outstanding.
511
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,168
Thank you, Susan.
512
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:48,920
Oh, and, Susan.
513
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,852
No, you're not tied up.
514
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:06,646
We both know
you're not gonna get past me.
515
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:07,939
How's your head?
516
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,483
So you got Dick Roman.
517
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,194
We can have whoever we want.
518
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,030
We could have you, for example.
519
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:16,823
If you were worth the effort.
520
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,533
Oh, you're hurting my feelings.
521
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:22,370
Well, it's a hard world, Bob.
It's an us-eat-dog world.
522
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:26,041
- What have you got there?
- Winning bid at auction.
523
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,879
Beautiful.
524
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,717
Known for their peerless sighting.
525
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,178
I imagine you appreciate guns.
526
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,722
I'd appreciate one right about now.
527
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:45,310
But I mean the machine, the idea.
528
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,063
Just one of your species'
most inspired inventions.
529
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,231
I mean it.
I really think you have spunk.
530
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,860
You're like a planet of just the cutest
little engines that could.
531
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:58,907
But like the late, great,
actual Dick Roman used to say...
532
00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:02,243
...to the whores
he'd kick out of a presidential suite:
533
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,956
"Cute don't quite hack it, sugar."
534
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,501
Oh, let's just cut to the chase.
535
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,046
I clearly ain't worth the extra time
I'm getting here.
536
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,465
I'm gonna eat you, Bob.
537
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,927
Yes.
538
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:20,762
But I like my meals prepared.
539
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,348
Holding onto you
could pay big dividends.
540
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:26,851
I bet your friends are on their way
to rescue the damsel.
541
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,689
No, they're too smart.
They know they don't have the numbers.
542
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,399
It would be suicide.
543
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,359
I've run my race.
544
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,569
Could die worse.
545
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:54,295
No!
546
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,144
I'd stay in the chair.
547
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,098
Okay, sons of bitches.
548
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,976
Let's see what you're up to now.
549
00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:52,854
You're coming with me.
550
00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,212
Sam.
551
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,632
That is not how we communicate
from a place of yes.
552
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,510
That was bracing.
553
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,345
Where did you kids find this stuff?
554
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,975
Hey!
555
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,144
That's mine.
556
00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:36,356
Go! Go!
557
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,318
Would you stop it with that stuff?
558
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,119
Damn it, where's Bobby?
559
00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,671
Bobby. Come on.
560
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,922
Come on, come on.
561
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,093
Go! Go!
562
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,107
Son of a bitch.
563
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:20,942
I'm glad you got in.
564
00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,528
He almost took your freaking head off.
565
00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:27,615
Hey, Bobby, your hat.
566
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,957
Bobby?
567
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,625
Oh, God. Bobby?
568
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:38,960
Bobby?
569
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,296
Bobby?
570
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:42,589
Bobby?
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