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I said would you like another cookie?

Oh no, thank you.

It's a matter, don't you like beef?

Just not that happy.

You're supposed to be all natural,

but you can never believe what they say.

Will they give you these up at school?

I don't think so.

I get tension in my little fingers

when I have too much preservatives.

You get that?

When my boys came home from their first year in college,

they were begging me for my stoganoff.

Actually, I'll only be home a couple days.

I have a summer job in Washington.

Just thank God she's gonna be alright.

And that's the important thing to be grateful for.

You learn how to drive!

Fuckin' moron!

It was a tough year.

I mean, you left, she was all alone in the house,

with me traveling and all.

And the hormonal thing,

and the goddamn boring job at the library.

Oh Christ.

Once for pain, the others for tension.

Don't let her overdo it.

What do you mean for pain?

For Christ's sake, Raymond, she's got a complex fracture.

She does?

Where have you been for the last 20 minutes?

You said she was depressed and she took pills.

And I said that she fell.

Am I talking to myself or what?

As far as the dog goes, you take him on long walks.

That's an essential.

Good, healthy walks twice a day.

God, your mother's not gonna like that.

She's gonna want you close by, so, uh...

Don't tell her about the walks.

Don't tell her.

Oh, that's no good. She'll see through that.

Tell her, uh...

Tell her you're taking the dog for long walks.

Okay, all right, so tell her.

No, scratch that.

Tell her that I said to take the dog for long walks,

but that you're not doing it.

What do I know to hoe with me, et cetera, et cetera, okay?

But don't take the dog on long walks.

No.

Damn it, Ray. You don't listen.

You take the dog for long walks

and you tell her that I said to do it,

but that you're not doing it.

Don't feed him anything but the prescribed food.

That includes biscuits.

I do not spend a fortune on specialty dog food

so we can eat garbage off the table.

There's a reward or form.

Food should hold out for about a month.

A month?

I can't stay a month. I'm supposed to be in Washington in two days.

I don't think you understand what's happening here.

I don't think I do.

I'm sorry, Ray, but you can't go to Washington.

Look, I know you work very, very hard for it.

I'm very, very proud that you got it.

But look, she just got out of the hospital.

Who's gonna take care of her?

Well, there's gotta be somebody.

Yeah, but there isn't. It happened at the last moment.

This is my biggest trip of the year.

I can't do it. Look, I have a problem.

Look, I've got sales competition.

Minneapolis, St. Paul, up there,

and up to Vancouver, back down to Denver,

Chicago, Nashville, Columbus.

Maybe you don't understand this. It's a very hard job to get.

Of course I understand, Ray.

Believe me, I'm very, very proud.

The Surgeon General's office only hires ten interns a year.

Raymond.

It's not the end of the world.

We all have to give a little back some time, okay?

Okay.

As far as the car goes, you know the rules.

The car is to be used for emergencies only.

And that means what?

Emergencies. Not for groceries, not for movies, and not for fun.

Okay, I'm giving you 50 miles to get home,

so the odometer better be this number by the end of the summer.

Okay?

Oh, damn it, that's no good.

You're gonna have to take her to get crutches and all that.

Tell you what, I'm giving you a ten-mile bumper here.

What if she's better in a couple of weeks?

Can I go to Washington then?

I really wouldn't count on that happening, Ray.

What is this?

It's, uh, the dog. He's got a... the gum condition.

Once a week, okay?

Take care.

Don't worry so much.

Here you see it goes back quite far.

And here you have a big lesion that's back in the temporal-priodal junction area,

and you do here too.

It's more anterior than it is posterior.

Global aphasia is, uh...

...a large part of the hemisphere.

It's a complex and motored apocrypha.

The motor disturbance in global aphasia most often is a very grog-blown hemiplegia.

Despite its state of brain damage, this patient demonstrates improved mechanizability...

Hey!

Go away!

You should try to eat something.

I'd like to not use the bedpan anymore.

Okay.

Here you go, boy.

Come here.

Don't you go to MIT?

No.

Aren't you Ray Ibelli?

Yeah.

I know you go to MIT. Why'd you say no?

How do you know me?

I go to Central. I'm two years behind you.

Yeah. Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I know what you mean.

I heard you got a really impressive internship.

Oh, yeah?

Where'd you hear that from?

People.

What people?

Kim Ross. Do you know her?

No.

She knows you.

How does she know me?

I don't know. She just does.

I heard those are super competitive.

Are you interested in being a pre-med?

I'm strong in the sciences.

So, how'd you like your first year?

It's not everything she's cracked up to be.

I got the catalog. Maybe we could go through it sometime.

Maybe.

Ah! Ah!

Ooh! I can't do it.

It hurts too much to stand, Rayman.

Okay.

Do you think I'm gaining weight?

No.

You sure?

Shit.

What?

The soap.

Where'd you walk the dog?

By Trinity Road.

What are you doing?

You doing way over there?

Dad said to take him on long walks.

Well, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

It wasn't that far, really.

Trinity Road sounds far to me.

Well, that's what I'll tell Dad, but...

it wasn't that far, really.

If you're bored, why don't you call some friends?

I don't have any friends around here.

Sure you do. About Nicky and some of those guys.

I don't feel like calling them.

What about Mara O'Connell?

Why should I call her?

I thought you liked her.

Really?

Didn't you sleep with her last year?

No.

What gave you that idea?

It's just as well. She was sleazy.

She was not.

I thought she didn't like her.

I don't, but that doesn't mean that she's sleazy.

You could tell she had round heels.

And what does that mean?

Why don't you show me that draft now?

I don't know about this.

What?

By insisting that HIV positive children remain in school,

the government can ensure they will not be ostracized

at the cost of painful and unnecessary psychological trauma.

What's wrong with that?

Ostracized.

Is this build-in?

Stigmatized would be better.

Why?

They would be scarred emotionally and a stigma is a scar or a wound.

I think ostracized is fine.

Then why did you ask me to read this?

Wait a second.

I think you should be a little more open-minded and less defensive about your work, Raymond.

I'm not defensive. I think ostracized is fine.

Hand me the dictionary.

Why?

Just hand me the dictionary.

Stop it!

Come here.

Turn around.

Looking for me?

Uh, just walking the dog.

You want to go for a walk?

Uh, I guess you was already doing that.

I mean to a particular place.

He's a salesman, so he travels all the time.

Went out to hire a nurse.

Well, my dad's had a bad couple of years, you know.

He's been having a whole lot of money.

So, what's your father do?

He's a psychiatrist.

Uh-oh.

What's uh-oh?

Psychiatrist kids are always fucked up.

Yeah, not.

Hamill Headon?

You know him?

No.

Hamill Headon's father drank and she drove his car into the AMP last year.

He's all the way back to the meat section.

What about Taka?

MIT.

You think everything would be wonderful when you get into good school, don't you?

Why? It's not cynical.

Cynical? I'm not cynical.

Just a little sun-shiny, maybe.

What's that supposed to mean?

Why, you believe in all the things your parents want, don't you?

You're a damn naive.

Yeah, probably.

But you don't even know me.

Well, I know your type.

I met people like you at school.

Let me see if I get this right.

Uh, you're gonna be a senior in high school.

You haven't even applied to college yet,

but you got your bags packed already, got your number two pencil sharpened.

Y'all said you're ready to go, right?

I don't know why I brought you down here.

That's a good question.

Why did you bring me down here?

I'm leaving now.

Okay, we can talk about college.

Forget it!

Come on, come on. I'm just... I'm sorry.

I was just giving you a high time, okay?

Okay.

How about, uh...

Quantum mechanics.

Yeah, I'm like physics.

No physics. Fine. No physics!

Um, all right.

How about...

Ecosystems under environmental stress?

I think I'm under environmental stress, I'm with you.

Where's the dog?

Oh, my God, I have to go.

Uh, thanks for bringing me down here.

Frank!

Your father's on the phone!

I'm disappointed.

What?

You're not home a week, you leave your mother alone without dinner?

I just walked a dog.

For three hours?

There's no way it was three hours.

Ray, all I ask is that you take care of your mother.

Is that so hard?

But I am taking care of her.

You told me to walk the dog.

I told you not to tell her about the long walks.

Now she calls me, she's all over my ass.

Look, first you say take him on long walks,

then she says don't take him on long walks,

then you want me to lie about this whole thing?

Ray, I don't want to argue.

Hey, guess how many tapes I sold today, huh?

Come on, take a guess.

Half a million.

Nobody sells half a million tapes, be realistic.

You said to take a guess.

Well, use a little sense.

Why don't you just tell me?

Come on, try again.

A quarter million.

Jesus, God's sake, don't you know anything about sales?

Obviously not.

I sold eleven thousand tapes today.

Do you have any idea how many letters for one account?

The dog doesn't like long walks.

He loves long walks.

You're on your own way all year.

Ow, be careful.

God damn it.

Ow, what the hell is the matter with you today?

Shouldn't you have crutches by now?

No, it's still two weeks.

All the literature says you should be mobile as soon as possible.

What's the meaning of my body, cat or cat not, Nandle?

I know what I need.

Not yet.

I just want to say okay.

Okay.

Who'd you see?

Nobody.

I don't care to play charades, thank you.

A girl.

What girl?

What difference does it make?

I'll tell you what difference it makes.

I'm stuck here in this room,

and I've offered to help you complete an essay

so that you can get into a good medical school.

I'm doing it so that you can play beach blanket bingo.

Is it Maro O'Connell?

I think... Will you forget about her?

Well, then who was it?

Tony.

Tony who?

Tony Peck.

Who's she?

She's just a girl. She got another year at Central.

Oh, Jesus, Raymond.

What?

She's a little young for you, isn't she?

I don't know.

Didn't ask her to marry me.

Is she pretty?

I don't know.

Oh, you don't know whether you think her girl is pretty.

This is unbelievable.

Oh, am I prying?

Yes!

Let me tell you one thing, Raymond.

You're a grown man, you can do what you want,

but you're not to do it under this roof while I'm here.

Do you understand?

God's sake.

Not well, this is my house.

Be sure to use a condom, these are dangerous times.

What?

Raymond.

Raymond.

Raymond, please.

I'm sorry to bother you again.

What do you want?

Do you water my garden?

Is that what you call me?

No.

I want to apologize.

I'm not too happy lying around here all day.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Honey, the skin on my foot is getting so dry,

and I can't reach it.

Would you please?

No, not like that.

Like what?

Put your hands first to warm it up.

You can never get your father to do these things for me anymore.

Why not?

Oh, you know how he is.

No, I don't know how he is.

First of all, he's never here.

And when he is, he comes home in a crankiest mood.

So why don't you just talk to him about it?

Put your hands on the other foot.

Why don't you just talk to him about it?

He is mad.

Then he doesn't want to talk, and then I get depressed,

and I don't want to talk either.

Well, just say, look, this is very important to me.

I want to spend some time relaxing with you,

but you always come home so tense,

I think we could possibly enjoy ourselves

if you gave it a chance.

That feels great, honey.

Why don't you just say that to him?

Can't change people after a certain age, Raymond.

What's the point of living if you look at it that way?

God damn it, Itches.

You never had a cast, did you?

No.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Nikki?

Yes, dear?

Jesus.

I just got this shit out of me.

Sorry.

What's going on?

Not much over here.

Little this, little that.

How's spring semester?

Not bad. How are you?

Too much work.

Not enough partying.

Speaking of, if you want to come out.

I can.

Why not?

I'm kind of busy.

Busy?

What is he doing? What?

Spanking the monkey?

Go Ray House College.

Are you getting any pussy?

I like a cigar.

What have you guys been up to?

We're going to get some hippos painters.

We'll scrape, prep and paint your house in two weeks.

Or three, or four, or five or six.

Holy shit.

Ten points for Bambi.

Ray, see if you can do this.

Take a hyperbolic paraboloid and a cone.

And the paraboloid intersects the top of the cone, right?

Now what is the volume of the cone?

Bound in two cells.

I want to see if you can do it.

You know he can do it. The question is, can you do it?

I can do it.

Okay, go ahead.

You start with the rectangular coordinates.

That's the first half, right?

Shut the fuck up.

I said shut up.

Hey, what did you say?

Enough, enough, enough.

Give me my lighter, man.

Stunt, charliter?

I see I knew this was gonna happen, man.

Give me the...

Don't bang it like that.

Don't fucking bang it like that.

Don't fucking bang it.

So you're on the big money some money track, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

So you know what you want to study?

I'm gonna major in English Lit.

Yeah? You want to teach?

Fuck no.

Hey, would you fuck it to knock it off?

Asshole.

Ray, come here.

Come here.

If you want to go swimming, Ray,

there's a little open spot of water down there

between the rusty car and the logs.

What do you think?

Should we do it together?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I look as stupid as you, Curtis.

We don't think you're stupid. We think you're a pussy.

Fuck you, Joe.

That's enough. Mr. Valedictorian.

You know, Ray, the only reason I'm saying this

is because you never do anything with us.

I mean, you didn't drop acid, you didn't go four-wheeling,

you didn't go rock climbing.

You didn't get any pussy either.

Now, Ray, are you too afraid of the big pussy fish?

Yeah, I said leave him alone, man.

Yeah, that's enough. Let's leave him alone.

Let's let him go home to his red-hot mom.

Yeah, she's hot as mommy.

Oh, shit!

I don't fucking believe Ray Ibelly just threw a punch.

Did he connect, man?

Did he connect?

Oh, shit, Jesus Christ.

Wait, no, let me...

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Oh, no!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Get off me!

Oh, no!

Get off!

Come on, leave him alone!

Oh, my God, man!

Fuck you!

Holy shit!

Ray, you want to bet shit?

You're right.

Man, he's a total asshole.

Oh, shit.

I see his eyes.

You fucking punch him and his face is mad.

Dude, dude, don't worry about it, man.

He's just a dick.

Oh, shit.

Have a talk.

You're right, God.

Come on.

Come on, Ray.

Oh, come on. Oh, come on, Ray!

Busting on that guy's like a bad habit.

You guys promised you weren't going to do this.

What?

Don't look at me, man. I was taking a piss.

It's time for me to leave.

I just want to talk about making some new arrangements.

It's very easy to get distracted

with your goals at this age,

and I know because it happened to me.

I said that we don't have to talk about it.

What do you want me to do?

Call Ann Helen.

Oh, Lord have mercy on my soul.

Your father won't allow her in the house.

Oh, we don't have to tell him.

That'd be pretty hard to get away with.

Why does he have so many stupid roles?

Don't talk about him that way.

Well, that's true.

He wasn't always such a crank.

I find that hard to believe.

He wasn't.

When I met him, he had a convertible,

a beautiful apartment in New York.

We threw a lot of parties.

He had more money than anybody I knew.

Oh, so big deal. If you go to medical school,

you'd be earning a hell of a lot more money than he does.

Don't start that again, okay, Raymond?

Well, it's true.

Raymond.

You could always go back to school.

I don't have the discipline you do.

Oh, come on. Look at these books.

You read more than I do.

I can't do it.

Why not?

What deal?

Your father didn't want to have children, okay?

So what does that have to do with anything?

Oh, look.

No, it doesn't. You could have found a way to go to school.

All right, look.

If it means that much to you to leave, I will call Helen.

There's no guarantee she'll be available.

I'd like to have my shower now.

Yeah.

Dad didn't want to have children?

What do you want me to do with this?

Wash my back.

Is that a birthmark?

Raymond.

I don't know if you mean if this setup doesn't give you any privacy.

Sort of shaped like a little shopping cart, isn't it?

It's not the first time you've seen it.

The last time used to be a big hit around here.

You always got an erection when we played with this little boat made out of soap.

I called it the boner boat.

I don't like my children.

This is Dr. Joyce Wilson at the Surgeon General's office.

We were so disappointed Raymond couldn't join us this summer.

And when we got his essay on federal parking, we were very impressed.

Well, I've talked to our budget office and...

He hasn't finished that essay yet. We're still working on it.

Mrs. Ibelli?

Yes.

Yes, they sure look finished to me and very well written, I might add.

I hope your recovery's going well.

It's fine.

Good, because I've talked to our budget office and they're willing to double Raymond's disbursement so you could hire a nurse.

How does that sound?

I'll have to discuss it with Raymond. I'll rather my husband.

Well, we'd love Raymond to come down this weekend.

What?

I know it's short notice, but we're having a conference and it'll be an ideal opportunity for Raymond to meet everyone.

I'll get back to you.

Of course. I look forward hearing from you.

You sent them the essay?

You didn't have to let me keep working on it like some idiot when they already had it.

You were so stubborn about working on it, I just thought you enjoyed it.

What? Indulge your poor bedridden mother?

What'd they say?

They're going to give you some more money so we can hire a nurse.

They want you to go down this weekend.

Yes, yes.

I guess they must have liked it quite a bit.

I'm not surprised. You're a good writer.

Oh, God, this is fantastic, isn't it?

Just when you think there's no solution.

Bam.

You got what you wanted. I'm happy for you.

I guess it's kind of late to get a nurse by this weekend, isn't it?

Maybe we could get Anne-Helen to come for the weekend.

Hey.

Won't be that bad.

You get your crutches soon, right?

Yeah? You'll be more mobile. You'll be flying around here.

Maybe you could even go back to work early.

Maybe.

These dishes out here for you.

I guess we'll just start packing.

Yep.

Should I call Anne-Helen?

No. No caller.

Do you need anything?

What, Katanik?

You can.

I didn't think I'd be seeing you again.

I can go to Washington. They give me more money. I can go.

Which one do you like to work on?

Which one do I like?

What's your main interest?

I have no idea.

That's weird.

Why is it weird?

I don't know. I just thought you'd have a passion for something.

I think I like organ transplants.

What's that? What you wrote about?

I wrote about children with AIDS.

How come?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

I just... I don't want to do anything you're not comfortable with.

I think I'm pretty comfortable with this.

Do you know how your lips aren't moving?

They're not?

Can I ask you something?

What?

Are you attracted to me?

Are you relaxed?

I am relaxed.

Can you stop talking, please?

Do you have a girlfriend back at school or something?

No. Why?

Because I think you're holding back for some reason.

I'm not.

Are you gay?

What?

It's totally cool with me because there's no judging to sexual preference.

What are you talking about?

I'm just saying it's not an issue with me.

What are you so nervous about?

I'm not nervous.

I'm just saying I've read a lot about gender politics

and I'm totally comfortable with whatever.

I'm not nervous.

Will you shut up, please?

Don't tell me to shut up.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

What are you doing?

What?

You don't have to rate me to prove something, my God.

I'm not.

I knew we shouldn't have done this.

You're way too young.

Farmer's cheese is very good for the bones.

Loaded with calcium to hasten ossification.

And pineapple gives you acid to aid digestion.

You probably have no idea what your own cousins are up to, do you?

Not really.

Richard's a bond trader.

He just bought a second home in Rhode Island.

Kathy's a chiropractor.

She lives in Rochester.

You should visit them.

I don't get up to Rochester very often.

You could always call.

Just pick up the phone.

We were never very close.

Family's our greatest asset.

You'll find that out as you get older.

Got the groceries.

And water the garden.

James' shower curtain.

And Helen's also with House and the Dog.

She has a list of nurses she can call.

Everything's pretty much under control.

Good.

Close the door.

Why?

Because I have to tell you something.

Why do I have to close the door?

Fine. Leave it open.

I got a phone call from your little friend's father.

Who?

Dr. Peck.

He's got a good sense of his name, isn't it?

Tony's father called?

Mm-hmm.

He said you got too rough with his daughter.

He wanted to know if he'd ever seen a shrink

and then there was some ridiculous comment

about the state of your sexual identity.

Now, we don't have to talk about it,

but I think it might be a good idea.

Ready for more calcium?

Helen, no more cheese.

Oh, that's not what your bones would say.

We're having a private conversation.

Oh, I could take a hand.

It's all right. Just leave it. I'll clean it up.

You want to leave us alone now?

Now, Raymond is supposed to be at the train at 6 o'clock.

Is that correct?

Fine.

You know, Tom doesn't think I'm a very good driver.

I haven't had an accident in 30 years.

Once someone bumped into me at a stop sign,

but it wasn't my fault.

And every time, Tom brings it up and he says...

Helen!

No need to shout.

Once someone bumped into me...

I can't believe a little bitch talked to her father.

Hey, why did she do it?

I told you to watch her.

You flew around with her. There would be problems.

Why is it so goddamn complicated?

It's not exactly a physics problem, Raymond.

May as well be.

Look, some girls just don't know what they want.

There are times for everybody when sex is awkward.

You just can't force yourself on anyone.

I didn't.

Apparently, she thinks you did.

But I didn't.

Then why does she think you did?

I did.

Look, we were sitting like this.

And we were just talking.

And it got really quiet.

And she was staring at me.

And so I figured she wants me to kiss her.

Right?

So I did.

And first of all, her lips weren't moving.

They weren't moving at all?

No.

Okay, so fine.

So I was really careful.

And I went really slow.

But then she starts asking me what's wrong with me.

And am I attracted to her?

And am I gay for God's sake?

Okay, so fine.

So I went faster.

And I was just...

I just kissed her harder.

And I was touching her harder.

And like this.

And she freaked out.

You touched her like that?

Like what?

That was pretty hard.

That's hard?

That's hard, isn't it?

I...

You have to be gentle, Raymond.

Come on.

You know how to be gentle.

Feel this?

Yeah.

Feel her skin.

And...

touch her hair.

I don't think she should have talked to her father.

Who called your names?

You better get to bed.

I've got an early train.

Okay.

Are you still up?

Can't sleep.

You're just nervous about your trip.

She keeps bringing me this goddamn cheese

and I keep eating it.

They're from our county.

I'm in another cramp.

The other hip.

The other hip.

The other hip.

Thanks.

I think if I know we'd be mad.

I want to be very sure.

I don't believe it is.

We should both know it is.

We should both know it is.

Jenny.

Jenny.

We have some water, please.

Brandon missed his train.

Just a minute.

His bed hasn't been sucked in,

but his bed is still here.

I'm sure he's around somewhere.

Rachel, I think we can get in here

to help you with the door locked.

Come on, David.

Good morning.

Is everything all right?

It's not a matter of trust, Helen.

It's a matter of family.

You don't lock the door.

Where in the world have you been?

I've not seen you walk.

Without your shoes?

What is this cheese doing all over the floor?

I swear this is the most disorganized

house in all of America.

Isn't anyone going to answer the phone?

Hello.

What's going on? Nobody answers the damn phone?

Tom, what a surprise to hear from you.

He's here.

That's for sure.

What's going on, Ray? Nobody answers the damn phone?

I'm sorry, I was outside.

Listen, Ray, I'm in real trouble here.

I need some very important samples.

Where are they?

They're behind the desk. They're on the floor.

The sample tape's called

How to Project a Power Image.

Why don't you come home and pick up the samples yourself?

How many times have I told you to take a complete set

on each trip?

If you ran your business right,

you wouldn't have to travel all the time, would you?

Because I make the money, let other people travel for them.

What's the matter with traveling, Susan?

I like to travel.

Dad.

Shit!

Yes.

God, you gotta find them, Ray.

Did you hear me?

Yes.

You haven't touched the car, have you?

No.

How about the dog? You taking good care of him?

The dog seems fine.

How about the teeth?

What?

The gums, the gums. Are they red and bleeding?

No.

Please find the sample, Ray.

But I can't find him.

Well, you've got to.

I'll hold.

Where are you going?

Out.

As long as you're here, you can help me take your mother to her doctor's appointment.

You take her.

I wasn't going to be here at all, was I?

But you are. We certainly could use your help.

I'm sure you can manage.

He's probably got a girl to see.

I don't have a girl to see.

Helen?

Can you do me a favor?

Shut your big fat mouth for once!

Helen! Helen, wait.

I'm sorry. Okay?

Please don't go. Just give me one second.

Helen, I'm sorry.

I swear to God, I didn't mean it.

You said I had a fat mouth!

You don't have a fat mouth!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Raymond!

I have to get ready for my appointment.

What happened to your skin?

I've got such lovely skin and you've rubbed it raw.

Do me a favor and don't worry about it, okay?

How do you expect me to get to town?

Call a taxi.

I don't want to call a taxi.

Oh, shit. Here comes Walter Newton.

Hi, Walter. How's it going?

I thought you'd like to know.

I thought your dog had into the woods behind my house.

Oh, all right. Raymond will get him later.

But right now we're late for an appointment.

Taking good care of your mother, Raymond?

We really have to go, okay, Walter?

You tell your daddy, he should slow down.

Stop and...

How are you?

Hanging in there.

I got my crutches today.

We've been shopping for shoes.

You know what that's like.

Is he as picky as Raymond?

What do you think?

He had his way, he wears sneakers all year round.

But he is not about to wear sneakers to his sister's wedding.

Don't I know it?

He's strictly into that horrendous grunge thing.

What kind of shoes do you like to see on a guy, Fran?

Fran?

I'm sure you have a preference.

Mrs. Gibson to you.

He's too much.

You know, I got a funny story about shoes.

Lower your voice.

I was at Jones Beach, right?

And this short, chunky guy with pale white skin

comes walking down the beach,

and he's wearing a bathing suit,

black socks, and black shoes.

And he's got the biggest damn feet

that I've ever seen in my whole entire life.

I mean, their gunboats.

Raymond.

And he walks over,

and he sits down between these two beautiful girls

and bikinis, right?

So I'm thinking there's got to be some correlation here

between shoe size.

All right, that's enough.

I think you know what I mean.

Mrs. Dadaway?

Dr. Marcus will see you now.

Now, try and move around every day, all right?

Okay.

Healing process needs a little help.

You should have picked these crutches up a week ago, Raymond,

but apparently your mother

likes to spend much of her time in the horizontal position.

Oh, God, what did I just say?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

The point is, with legs as pretty as yours,

I'd hate to see this break heel in a bad way.

You stop it, Roger.

Say, mama just telling me about that internship.

He's very impressed, Raymond.

You know, I'd be glad to write a general letter

of recommendation for any of your endeavors.

Isn't that great?

Remember when I was in your shoes?

I'm gonna grade you.

I'm gonna grade you.

I'm gonna grade you when I was in your shoes.

I'll get a great story about shoes.

Raymond will call you this week.

What was that ridiculous business with the shoes for God's sake?

Friend, write it up.

Stop calling her friend!

Yes, she has a cast on her leg.

Would you know any place that would have someone

if you start either today or tomorrow?

No, that's all right. Thank you.

I told you to wait until Monday.

I'd like to go this weekend.

Should have thought of that before you insulted your aunt.

I wouldn't be here at all if you hadn't taken us pills.

Jesus, don't use that against me.

Then don't tell me that I missed my training

because I insulted Anne Helen because it's bullshit.

Not entirely.

Do you have to tell your father

every goddamn detail about what we did?

I was mad at you.

He called my mother.

You're right. I shouldn't have told him.

Then why did you?

Because you got so rough.

You didn't like anything that I did.

I thought you were being weird.

Weird? What is weird? Tell me what weird is.

How many people have you kissed?

I don't know.

Look, I'm sorry if I made you feel like there's something...

I'm sorry too. I'm very sorry.

But there's nothing wrong with me.

Okay? But there's something wrong with me.

Okay? But there's something completely wrong with you.

If you have to run home and tell your father,

God knows what about what happened between you and me.

You're scared, okay?

I thought you were supposed to be in Washington.

My aunt couldn't stay.

What are you gonna do?

I'm fucking up.

Maybe we could just sit and talk for a while, okay?

Okay.

Did you ever think about that?

No.

You never thought about it?

Maybe once.

Philoaks hung himself with a belt over a door.

He made a loop in the belt.

He put the other end of the belt over the top of the door

and then he closed it.

Who's Philoaks?

So, when do you think you'll leave?

As soon as we get in there.

Maybe we can get together before then?

Okay.

Ha!

How's it going, Ray?

What are you doing here?

I live here, don't I?

So, you leave your mother alone for half the night?

No.

Three o'clock in the morning, is it?

I don't know.

Was it an emergency?

I assume that it was an emergency

because that's the only reason

that you'd use my car.

I found out Helen was here.

I thought that was pretty interesting.

I don't like to have her in my house.

I know.

Then what the hell was she doing here?

So, I could go to Washington.

Sorry, I didn't catch that.

So, I could go to Washington.

Oh, that's just wonderful, Ray.

Uh, what is it?

Leave your mother with my psychotic sister.

What the hell do you care?

Just look after number one, right?

Oh.

And look what I found.

I swear to God, I couldn't find him.

Now I have to fly back there first thing in the morning.

You came back just for those?

These are what pay the bills around here!

Now, I think we have a very disturbing

matter to discuss.

Frank!

Good boy!

Lou Vicarro gave me that dog.

He'd gone to Australia

to sell the discount chains.

I love these tops.

I know you and your mother don't think much of my work.

It's not true.

Come on, Ray, I know this score.

I just wish that you didn't have to travel somewhere.

Ha!

It's the name of the game in sales.

Well, sometimes I think I miss

not seeing more of what's going on with you.

This trip has been a disaster so far.

I don't know what the fuck is happening

to the video market.

I don't think I can afford

next year's tuition rate,

whether without the loans and the scholarships.

You spend a year at home,

you can spend a year.

We work together, we make some money.

Then you go back to school.

I have a problem with that.

Can we talk about this, please?

Sure, you can talk about it.

Okay.

I just...

I'll be goddamned.

Franky!

Come on, boy!

Come on, and as my boy!

Hey, where you been?

How where you been, you little rascal?

How's the late?

Still sore.

How sore?

It keeps me up most nights.

Sorry.

Tom...

Yes, my boy.

What was your idea?

If he came on with me as a salesman,

I could double what I'm doing now.

He doesn't want to go into the business with you, Tom.

He wants to be a doctor.

Okay, I don't have any problem with that.

Why can't he be a salesman now?

And a doctor later, he's young.

There's gotta be some way for him to get back to school.

He's full.

I'll gladly show you the numbers.

They just don't want to hand out.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I want to talk to you.

It's just a bad time.

Why can't I come to your house?

Is it because I'm too young?

No, of course not.

Can we talk later?

I'll talk now.

Show me your room.

I'm not asleep.

Be very quiet.

I asked you not to do this, Raymond.

You're not doing anything.

Shouldn't you be at home studying for the SATs or something?

I don't see why Raymond can't have me over to his house.

Raymond can have you over to his house.

Raymond just can't fuck you at his house.

Although I don't know what he'd want to after all the trouble you've caused him.

That's enough. She's leaving.

Let's see how he can have some inappropriate control over his life.

What's this? Are you like James?

A little baby cycle babble?

She's not old and pathetic.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!

Hey!

Raymond, are you sick?

You think you are talking to me like that?

I think you are!

Sheila! Sheila!

I'll get it!

Mrs. Ibelly?

Yes.

Did you do this to my daughter?

Let's get one thing straight.

Your daughter was in my son's room with her shirt off.

I'm not concerned about the sex.

Why are psychologists always such permissive parents?

Tony and I have talked about sex. I'm confident she knows what she's doing.

You realize you could be facing a lawsuit, Mrs. Ibelly.

Oh, lawsuit! You must be kidding!

You assaulted my daughter.

Oh, that would make the summer complete then.

I break my leg. Tom goes on another business trip.

Raymond skips his internship. I find these two humping in my house.

And now you're telling me that I'm looking at a lawsuit.

I'm not here to discuss your personal problems.

Oh, what would you like to discuss then?

What do you think? I'm some kind of monster?

I know I lost my temper, but I'm not a very happy woman right now.

And if that's a crime, then you go ahead and sue me.

I'm sorry I hit your daughter.

But it was an accident. I was angry at Raymond.

And she stepped in the way.

I never intended to hurt her.

Wait any other minute.

I'm sorry.

My doctor has me on so much medication, I don't know whether I'm coming or going.

Thank you.

What kind of medication?

Darva's hit for the pain in my leg and...

Zola for depression.

Are you okay?

The cornea is scratched.

I'm sorry.

I told you not to come over here.

Don't you even care what happened to me?

Who gave you the Zola?

My MD.

Do you have an analyst?

Do you think that's worthwhile?

Of course you do.

You're a psychiatrist. That was a stupid question.

I'm sorry, I haven't offered you anything to drink.

I still be fine.

So what did you do when I left? What did you say to her?

Getting a little tired of your evasiveness.

Sounds like you're alone a lot.

I've owned a great deal of the time.

You were probably jealous of Tony and Ray.

Maybe you're right.

What did you say your first name was, doctor?

Go home.

Go home.

Actually, it's quite common.

We're old and over the hill. They're young and just starting.

Who wouldn't be jealous?

Put another nail in the coffin, Henry.

Take care now.

Don't forget to bring me that doctor's bill.

He's certainly a nice man.

Why didn't you tell me about him?

I don't know him.

Well, he's coming to dinner with Tony.

No, he's not.

We haven't had company in ages. It could be just what we need to pick us up.

Are you out of your mind?

Don't start acting like your father.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to have people over.

Does it occur to you that this might not be the best time to start entertaining again?

I don't see why not.

What are you doing?

We'll see how dad feels about all this.

Don't do it.

You won't believe you.

Sorry, you know, two seconds. I'll take care of it.

Is this me? Thanks.

Hello?

I'm in a meeting, right?

You have to come home.

I just came back from Seattle.

It's an emergency.

What's the big emergency?

Is it your mother?

Is she okay?

No, she's not okay.

Stop playing around, Ray. What happened?

I can't stay here all year.

I can't even stay here another day.

Hey, big, hey, hey, how's it going?

Can you play some golf?

Next time, I'll call you.

You know, this is not going to change our financial situation, Ray.

I still can't afford school next year.

I know that.

Then don't try anything dramatic because it won't work.

I don't care where I go, but I can't stay here.

Why?

We're sleeping together.

Who?

Who do you think?

I'm sorry, would you excuse me for a second?

It's just a little family matter.

Oh, of course.

Thanks.

I want to talk to your mother.

Why?

Because I want to find out what the fuck is going on in my house.

That's why.

I'm telling you what's going on.

Your mother wouldn't do something that sick.

But I would.

I don't know what you're capable of, Ray,

but I've been married to your mother for over 20 years.

I think I know her a little bit better than you do.

I don't believe it.

Hello?

Susan.

Tom?

What the hell is going on over there?

Why?

I don't even want to repeat what he just said.

Look, he's very upset about having to stay here.

Jesus!

Ray, what is the matter with you?

This is crazy.

He doesn't want to be here. That's what this is all about.

Tell him the truth.

Would you hang up so I can talk to your father?

No.

Tell him the truth.

Tom?

Yeah.

I'll call you later.

I really don't need this.

She has a birthmark on her ass, Dad, doesn't she?

Watch your mouth, Raymond.

The birthmark is shaped like the shopping cart, isn't it?

Oh, you must have seen it in the shower.

Well, what the hell was he doing in the shower?

I need him to hold me up so I don't fall.

It wasn't just a shower, Dad.

Enough, Raymond.

Listen, let me call you later.

Can you take care of this? Get him some help.

Don't try.

I really don't need this now.

Things are going very badly.

I'm in a real crisis here.

Honey, don't worry about it.

I'll call you right back.

Don't hang up, Dad.

Jesus.

Come on, Tom. We haven't got all day.

Hey, I'm done. I'm with you.

Is that good?

I'll just take it, son.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

The hamburgers are ready.

Come on, before they get cold.

Raymond, I went to the trouble to make this.

Would you please get out here and eat it?

Can I do anything around here?

What's this bell doing sticking out of the door?

Stop it, honey. Stop it.

Stop it.

Hey, Ray.

Hey, Ray.

Sorry about the other night, man.

I spoke to Curtis and he says he's sorry, too.

What are you doing?

Choking my mother.

I guess you better go to the house, huh?

Curtis, you're a guy.

I'm the King of Kings.

Alright, Ray.

It's like my bite is spinach.

First, you take a hyperbolic paraboloid and a cone.

And the paraboloid intersects the top of the cone, right?

Now you try and find the volume of the solid

bounded by the cone and the paraboloid.

Oh, my God. It's like we're in a broader stunt theme.

A broader stunt theme?

I don't know. Are we in a broader stunt theme?

How the fuck does that song go?

Mein Hut?

Mein Hut.

Here we go.

Mein Hut, Eerhardt.

Mein Hut, Eerhardt.

Drei Ecken.

Drei Ecken hat mein Hut.

Und hat er nicht.

Drei nicht.

Drei Ecken.

Denn ist der nicht.

Mein Hut.

Mein Hut.

Eerhardt.

Mein Hut.

Let's take a trip.

We're here.

Let's go.

See the crew.

Get to finally get to finally get to finally get to know each other.

Just to be alone with me.

Just to be alone.

Just to be alone with me.

Hey! Raymond!

Where is he?

I don't know, man. I don't see him.

Raymond!

What if something happened to him, Mickey?

We gotta find a way to get down there.

Can't climb down these fucking cliffs.

Then what are we gonna do?

If you can hear us, yell!

We gotta go call the cops.

Oh, fuck.

Hey, hey, hey.

Last night I told a stranger all about you

This mild pageant leave, a taste of leave

I've always known you would succeed

I don't watch you try and I know

Thanks a lot What the fuck happened to you?

Felt into an old quarry A what?

An old quarry You alright?

Despite of me

Late last night I saw you in my living room

You seemed so close but yet so cool

For a long time without you be coming back to me

Those kind of thoughts could be so cruel

So cruel

And I know you did it all Despite of me

Inspired of me

Last night I told a stranger all about you

This mild pageant leave, a taste of leave

I've always knew you would succeed

No matter what you tried

And I know you did it all

Inspired of me

Until I'm proud to have known you for the short time that I did

Proud to have been a step up on your way

Proud to be a part of your illustrious career

And I know you did it all

Inspired of me

Inspired of me

Late last night I saw you in my living room

You seemed so close but yet so cool

For a long time without you be coming back to me

Those kind of thoughts could be so cruel

So cruel