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- Previously on
"The Bold Type"...

- Adena, I kissed another woman
last night.

- I appreciate that you
were honest with me.

- I don't want to lose you.

- I don't want
to lose you either.

- I was out
until 3:00 in the morning

with Brooke Langley, and that
girl has a lot of connections.

Who did you say
was gonna be there?

- Tyler, one of the
brand reps from Balenciaga.

- Did anybody ever
call you "Slutten?"

- Not my friends.
- It's a joke!

- The Jane we've seen
in the past few days,

she's confident, she's brave.

I want you back
at "Scarlet," Jane.

- Jane?
- What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?
- I work here.

- You're back?

When I walk through the bullpen
for the first time,

I want to move
like a jungle cat.

- No! No animal prints
on your first day.

- Okay.
You know what?

I'm gonna go with
the chunky heel with the chain.

- Um, quick question.

How long is this

returning to "Scarlet"
outfit obsession gonna last?

- Well, it would go faster

if your closet
wasn't a time capsule.

Why are we saving these?

- Well, Jane,
people save things.

People say to themselves,

"You know what?
Someday, front-pleated jeans

are gonna come back in style."

- No, they're not.

Okay, you would have a lot
more room for those jeans too

if you weren't saving
this old clarinet,

which I've never seen you play,
by the way.

- Hm...

You know what might work?

- Is the...
- This.

It's like a flow-y Zendaya top,

- Why does this have a lock?

- I don't know.
Just does.

You know what else
I have is red.

You look so good in red.

- Okay, you're doing that
distract and compliment thing,

like you do when you don't want
me to wear your suede jacket

because you say it looks bad
with my classic coloring,

which is a lie,
because I slay that jacket.

Seriously, what is this?

- It's my clarinet!

- Is it made of gold?

Are you secretly rich?
- Yeah.

No.
- Come on.

We're roommates.
You can't keep secrets.

What is it?

- Okay, um...

It is my gun.

Yeah, right.

- Let's try the cashmere.

- Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, what?

This is a gun?

- Shotgun.

"Betsy," from my days
shooting skeet

with the Kurt High School
Shooting Club.

Go, River Kings!

So I feel like with this,

you need, like, a pencil skirt.

You know what I mean?

Jane...

It's not going to explode.

- Uh, yeah, but my head might.

- You did it all
through high school?

- When I was in ninth grade,
my mom realized

that me having an activity
would be cheap supervision.

Basketball was too sweaty.
Cheering, no.

So I joined the shooting club.

- I still can't believe your
school had a shooting club.

- Central PA.

Opening day of deer season
was a bank holiday.

Two more questions.

- Okay.
"Betsy?"

- We named our guns.

- Arya Stark named her sword.

- Yeah, Arya Stark
is a fictional character,

who lives in a fantasy world.

You live in the real world.

Hon, you know
it's crazy to have a gun.

That's why you kept it from me.

- Maybe I kept it from you

because I knew this
would be your reaction.

Last question.
- Okay, fine.

What else
are you keeping from me?

Do you have a MAGA hat?

Do you watch "Hannity," and do
you drive a monster truck?

Because otherwise, I don't
understand why you have a gun.

- Okay, you're done.

- Hey.
- Thank you.

- So--
- What's wrong?

- Should I be concerned
that my girlfriend,

who I live with, is now
communicating via e-mail?

- That's not a great sign.

- She wants
to have lunch today.

Wants to talk.
- The talk!

- I hate the talk.

- God, I never should have
told her about that kiss

or the dream or any of it.

- Hey, I think it's good
that you told her.

You live together.

People who live together
shouldn't have secrets.

- You're probably right.

Thank you, and hello,

Victoria Beckham,

welcome to "Scarlet."

- Ah, thank you.

I needed that.
It's been quite the morning.

- Good to see you, Jane.
- Good to see you, Milo.

I'll see you Thursdays.

Wow, I forgot how cute he is!

- I didn't.

- Jane, you've only been gone
for, like, two months.

- I know,
but it feels like longer,

and I missed it here.

- Yeah, well,
we missed you too, baby.

Have a great day!

- You too. Love you.
- Love you.

Andrew, hey!

- Jane, it's so great
to have you back.

- Thank you!
That's so sweet!

- Yeah, and selfish!

Without you here,
Jacqueline's been focusing

all her energy on me.

- As I live and breathe,

Jane Sloane.

- Oliver Grayson.

- You missed us.

- Come on, I'll take you
to your desk.

- Hey, welcome back, Jane!

- Jane!

- Look who's back!
It's good to see you, Jane!

- Uh, can't I
just have my old desk?

- No, no. Jacqueline said
this one specifically.

Go.

- Okay.

- Good morning!

I tracked the Mirgo skirt,
should be here end of day.

And Nancy does think
that we get Chad's

for the Divas and Dives shoot.

- I love the focus, Red,

but at the moment,
I'm the Titanic,

and you're moving
my deck chairs.

- Okay.
- Kate Upton shoot Thursday.

We're flying her,
her baseball-playing husband,

her therapy Cocama--

Hell, I don't know.
I think it's a cat.

- Okay, full diva protocol.

- Please, and that
Balenciaga bag you promised?

Make sure you get that.
She wants that.

- Thank you.

Hi. Tyler, please.

Sutton Brady.

Oh, I'm a friend of Brooke's.

Oh. Uh...

Well, it's about a Fall bag,

and he should know
what I'm talking about.

Thank you.

- Kat, how many women
have you kissed?

- One.
Er...

I mean, two, but...

Daniella didn't mean anything.

- Well, I think
she meant something.

You enjoyed it, right?

That means something.

- It means I was drinking.

- It means that...

you're sexually curious.

You're so new
to all of this.

You know, the last ten years,

I have been
with a lot of women.

I know what I like.

I know how I like it, and...

I know that because I explored.

- I think that maybe
you should explore too.

- I mean,
I can explore with you.

- It's not the same.

And I don't want you
to resent me.

- Okay, so...

what are you saying exactly?

- I think what would be
best for us

right now is for you to be free

to be with other women.

- What?

- Well, there would be
ground rules.

- Oh.

- Yes, I've thought
a lot about this.

So...
- Mm-hmm.

- Weekends would be for us.

Safety is paramount.

No sex with people you have
emotional attachments with,

so new friends would be best.

What happens on open nights
stays on open nights.

We don't discuss it.

And that's it.

- Wow.

This seems kind of crazy.

- I don't know,
in some strange way, I feel...

that this is important for us.

- That one does nothing.

- Hey.

- Hey.
- How's it going?

- Well, this chair is...

why can't I have
my old desk back?

- Does the desk really matter?

- Yeah,
I'm in Siberia over here.

I can't talk to Alex,

I can't listen to Andrew
rolling Jacqueline's calls.

I'm a journalist, Sutton.

I like to know my surroundings
intimately.

- Jane, I didn't have
to tell you about my gun.

- Actually, you did.

I looked it up.

It's New York law,
if you have a gun,

you need a signed affidavit
from everyone in the residence.

- You looked it up?
- Yep.

- Let's go, persons.
12:00. Saddle up.

The theme of this issue
is love.

Fundamental,

dangerous,

endlessly complicated,

and sadly,
well-travelled by "Scarlet."

That is why I need new,
fresh ideas.

What is "Scarlet" magazine
famous for?

Our headlines!

Yes, they are designed
to pique interest

while waiting
to pay for groceries,

but they are more than that.

They get to the heart
of the matter

and they make us pay attention.

So what is a grabby headline

for the love issue?

Anyone.

- "Love in the
Time of Cholera and Pilates."

- What does it mean?

- I'll circle back around.
- Jane.

You must be well-rested.
- I am.

- Then give me
an unexpected headline

with the word love in it.

- Um...

- Stephanie.
- Wait!

I have one.

"I Love Everything About My
Best Friend Except Her Gun."

- Welcome back, Jane.

That should be interesting.

- I'm gonna keep you anonymous!

Like I said,
I get why you're trying

to keep your gun a secret.

- Oh.
Why?

- Because
half the country knows

that our lawmakers
are bought by the NRA

and think that
gun ownership is barbaric.

- And they think
that they're better

than the other half of the
country, who are like me.

- Guys, why don't we just--

- Okay, are you
really okay with the fact

that our best friend
has a gun?

- I mean, I...

I don't love it.

But I also don't know
that much about it, you know?

And when I think you don't know
much about something,

you should explore it.
- What is there to explore?

She has a gun!
It's so...

- So what?

What were you gonna say?

You know what?
You can interview me.

Ask me anything you want.

But you have to do it
while I'm working,

because I need to get Oliver
this Balenciaga bag,

and it's becoming an issue.

- Kay.

- Adena thinks that I should
try sleeping with other women.

- You said what now?
- More, please.

- She thinks
I'm having a sexual awakening,

and that I should explore,

so that I don't
resent her later on.

- Wow!
- Yeah.

Yeah. Am I sexually curious?

Yeah.

Why else would I do what I did

and then replay it
in my head 100 times?

Do either of you guys
ever wonder

if you might be
a little gay or bi?

- I do, sometimes.

- I don't really ever.

- She wrote out
a list of rules.

She said it can't be
anyone I know.

No emotional connection.

It sounds crazy,
but I think I'm gonna do it.

- Well, you're doing this
for you and Adena, right?

- Yeah, of course.

- Then locate
your inner sexual explorer.

And let that bitch out to play.

I guess I will.

Sutton Brady.

Yep, like Marcia.

I don't know. People say that
to me all the time.

Okay well, I would really
love to speak with him

as soon as possible.
Thank you so much.

Ugh!

Brooke's friend at Balenciaga
promised me an exclusive

to a Fall shoulder bag,

but that was before I ditched
her to go to your award show.

And I've kind of been blowing
her off ever since,

so I think she's pissed,
and now her friend Tyler

is withholding,
which is a nightmare,

because Oliver told Kate Upton
that he had the bag.

And now I really need it.

- Not your typical gun owner.

- See? I think this is part
of the big problem.

People like you

making assumptions
about gun owners.

- I'm not making assumptions.

I just think that having
a gun in the city is dangerous.

- Lots of things
are dangerous, Jane.

Cars, medicine,

the auto bronzer you bought
on the subway platform.

- Okay, well that auto bronzer
wasn't made to kill people.

- I wouldn't use it again.

- Okay, let me
just ask you something.

How do you feel
about all these mass shootings?

Parkland, Vegas...

- I know you did not
just ask me that question.

That's just bad journalism.

- Fine, I'll rephrase it.

How do you feel
about assault rifles?

- I think they
should be banned.

And I also think we need
better background checks,

but Jane, assault rifles
and mass shootings

have nothing to do with me
or with my shotgun.

Your gun is made
to shoot people.

- Actually,
Betsy was made to hunt birds.

- Oh, you hunt birds?

- No. And by the way,

what is the key ingredient
in your favorite chicken salad?

Oh, that's right!

Murdered birds!

- Oh, come on, this has nothing
to do with my chicken salad.

- No, but it is
about people like you

with really strong opinions

ignoring the facts
that they don't like.

- Okay.
What am I ignoring?

- Reality, Jane.

Where I'm from,
Central Pennsylvania,

you know nothing about it.

You know nothing about my gun,

and nothing about
my shooting club!

- You're right.
Let's fix that.

Tonight.

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Tindering.

Why does every lesbian
have a small dog

or a huge cat, and
what's with all the shih tzus?

- Is that a thing?

- Mm-hmm.

- Lot of left swipes?
- Yep.

Yeah, I think
part of my problem

is the fact that I'm an expert
on social media, you know?

Like, okay, so I look
at this woman's candid.

And she looks great,
but then I start to think

how many snaps
did that really take?

And who are you really?

And why don't you
like your real self?

- Dark.
- It's not a turn on.

- What are you gonna do?

- Just do it
the old fashioned way?

Meet, drink, flirt.

- Well, if you need a break,

"Atomic Blonde" Brady
is gonna do

a show and tell
for my article.

- All right, here she is.

Say hello to Betsy!

- Hello, Betsy.

- That was weird.

Is that how you plan
to bed your new lovers?

- Okay,
here is my shooting team.

- Right.

- Polly, Maureen,
Hallie, Georgie,

and that is Cathy.

She was the school
valedictorian.

- Oh my God.
Look at this.

- We shot once a week
for two hours.

And then after,
we would hang out

in the dirt parking lot
with the boys team

as late as our parents
would let us.

We would listen
to Blake Shelton

and make out.

It was so fun!

- That is so much less
supervised than my childhood.

- Yeah well,
life with Babs Brady

was not supervised.

At least, not by her.

Okay, so the two
cardinal rules for guns.

One: Never point it at anybody.

And two: Always assume
that it's loaded.

So...

We're gonna check the chamber.

No shells.
Not loaded.

I don't even have any
in the house.

- You don't have to
put it together.

- I know.
I just want you to understand.

And I think that you
might feel

a little bit more comfortable
if you see the shotgun.

- You keep saying shotgun

like it's so different.

- Well, it is different.

It's not an assault rifle,
it's not an AR-15,

it's not a handgun.

It's different.

- It's still a gun.

Okay. Um...

I was in first grade
when Columbine happened.

I wasn't there,
but I was five miles away.

My kindergarten
teacher's daughter was killed.

- Well, you never told us that.

- Yeah.

I also never told you
that the first thing

I did when I got home

was I threw away my favorite
light-up sneakers

because I thought
they'd make it easier

for the next
shooter to find me.

I was traumatized
by the whole thing.

Those boys
who shot up the school,

they used shotguns.

Did you know that?

- No.

- Well, now you do.

So what do you think?

- It's terrible.

It really is.

But it's not
the shotgun's fault.

- So guns don't kill people,

people kill people.

- Yes.

- Well, that is bullshit.

- I don't think it is.

And you can quote me on it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Why the change of heart?

- Because I'm tired
of being made to feel guilty

for something me and my gun
had nothing to do with

and no control over.

So use my name,
Sutton D. Brady,

and let everybody know that

I still like my shotgun
and why.

- Well, this is--
I mean, this is

as close to a rant.

- Oh.

- Un-nuanced, one-sided,

"The gun lobby uses
what-about-isms

"and NRA scare tactics
about a government takeover

"to mobilize its base

with zero regard
for our citizenry."

Where is Sutton's POV?

- Okay, I just thought that--

I'm trying to figure out
why Sutton keeps a gun.

- Well, it doesn't
seem like it.

- I will be happy
to take another look.

- I'd like that.
Thank you.

- Did I do something wrong?

- No.

I mean, this draft has
a long way to go,

but you'll get there.

- You seem, I don't know,

irritated and annoyed.

- I'm neither.

What I am, Jane,

is your boss.

I let you have your job back

and I know
you're better than this,

so I need you to find some
alternative views on guns,

and do whatever you need to do
to deliver this story.

Okay?

- Okay.

- Hey.
- Hey.

During my time
in the dark underbelly

of Manhattan's
late night beast...

- Stealing that.

- I noticed that you knew
a lot of security dudes.

And I hear some of them
carry guns.

- You want to get
somebody whacked, Slim?

- No, I just found out
that Sutton has a shotgun.

And she loves it.

I'm just trying
to understand why.

- Man, I miss that place.

Maybe she needs it for defense.

- No, she says
that she likes shooting skeet.

It's fun.

Just 300 people get
shot every day in this country.

How can she ignore that?
I don't get it.

- She must really love
shooting skeet.

- Ever seen her do it?

- No.

- All right, there you go.

- Hey, Oliver.

So could I borrow Sutton
for a few hours?

Jacqueline told me to do
what I needed

to get the story,
and what I need is Sutton.

The return of Jane Sloan.

I assume
you're on top of things?

- Always.

- Thank you!

- Where are we going?
- First, home to get

outdoor clothes and also Betsy.

- How'd you get the day off?

- Our boss is pretty cool.

She lets us run our own show
as long as we deliver.

- Hey, thanks for doing this.

- Are you kidding?
I'm pumped.

- Hey, Brookie, it's "Slutton."

I saw that you went to the
Bronze Bomber on Instagram.

How dare you go without me?

Listen, anyway,

I really need
that Balenciaga bag,

so just call me back
on my cell ASAP.

I love you!

She hates me.

- Can't you just
tell Oliver the truth?

- And look like an idiot?
No.

What I need to do is figure out
a way to get this bag.

- So you're
in school right now?

- Yeah, I'm training to be
an acupuncturist.

- Oh, that's cool.

Both my parents are MDs,

but I love Eastern medicine.

- Yeah, me too, but people,
they look at me like,

"Is she about to put
a needle in my head?"

But, I mean, it's hard work,
but I'm getting it done.

- Cool. Well, good for you.

- Yeah, but school
is not cheap,

so driving around, it's a good
little side hustle, you know?

Make some little extra bank.

And meet cool people.

- Oh, God, I love this song.

- Me too.

Go ahead, crank it up!

- So anyway, she, like,
reached into the glove box

to get a pen,

but it was, like, across me.

I could smell
her hair products, you know?

Coconut, lemongrass.
It's nice.

- Hm. So it was like a lesbian
version of a boob graze.

- Isn't that just a boob graze?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Well, whatever it was,
I liked it,

and I was thinking about

you know, what it would be
like to kiss her.

- And?

- I like that too.
I can see it.

- All right, Larry.

I want to try to get
the big piece to

Pull!

- Hell of a shot!

- It's fun!
Do you want to try?

Come on!
- All right.

Pull!

Did I hit it?
- No!

Go again.
- Pull!

- One more time!

- All right.

Pull!

- Yes!
- Ahh! I did it!

- Oh my God! Nice!

- Jane, you want to try?

Come on.

- Okay, there you go.

Close it up.

Lift it to your chest.

Okay.

Lean your body forward.

And then, when you're ready,
say, "Pull."

- Pull.

- Nice! All right.
You want to try again?

- I hated it.
- Well...

It takes a lot of practice.

- No, no, Sutton, I hated it.

I came out here to see
what you love about it,

and to see the other side
so I could write about that,

but...

When I pulled the trigger...

all I could feel
was how deadly this thing is.

I mean one mistake,
one bullet--

- They're not bullets.
It's shot.

- Whatever!
It's deadly.

I could feel it!
- Jane.

We're very safe right now.

- I don't want this
in our apartment anymore.

I want it out.

- Are you kidding me?

- I won't feel safe
with this there.

- Haven't I just shown you
I know what I'm doing?

- I don't care.
It's too dangerous.

- It's in a locked case.

The only person who has
the combination is me!

What do you think
is gonna happen?

How is this gonna hurt you?

The only thing I can think of

is somebody breaks
into the apartment,

finds the case,
and hits you with it.

- Hey, guys--
- My gun is not dangerous!

- I just fired it.
Yes, it is.

- Fine.

But you know what
really bugs me, Jane?

I just showed you how good I am
at this and how safe we are,

and you say
that you're my best friend,

and you still don't trust me!

Why don't you write about that?

- How are you doing?

- Fine, yeah, just wasting time
on "HuffPo."

- I think
I'm going to go downtown

to see some
of Gigi's new sculptures.

- Cool.
- You?

- Just work.

- Kat?

I know we're not supposed
to talk about this,

but I just wanted
to say one thing.

Relax.

It's okay.

- All right.

Bye, love.

- You're not really going
to move out, are you?

I mean, how big
a raise did you get?

- No, I'm not gonna move out.

But I just don't understand
why she doesn't get rid of it.

- Well, if you want
my opinion--

by the way,
where's Ben right now?

Because this sort of counseling

is usually the boyfriend's job.

- He is out of town,

helping low-income mothers,

and being generally awesome.

- Of course he is.
He's a vagina expert!

- Honestly, I think Sutton
has a point.

I mean, what is gonna happen
with her gun in your apartment?

- What's gonna happen is

I'm gonna feel uncomfortable
in my own apartment.

- Maybe, but still,

that's not a great argument.

- Okay, if you knew
that something

was making one of
your friends uncomfortable,

wouldn't you stop?

- I don't know.

- What about your friends?

I never hear you
talk about them.

Who's your Sutton and Kat?

- I don't have a Kat
or a Sutton.

Not like you.

- Why not?

- Seems like a lot of work.

I mean, look at you right now.

Is it really worth it?

- Yeah.

I couldn't survive
without them.

- But you don't trust them?

I'm sorry, but I think
I agree with Sutton.

And if she really
is your friend,

maybe you should work
a little harder

to understand
where she's coming from.

- Brooke!

Hey!

- Sutton! Oh my God,
what are you doing here?

- I'm here to see you.

I saw you were here on Insta.

- Aw, yeah!

One-hour barre class
and a bump,

I feel great!

- Yeah.

Anyway, you texted
you were in the weeds,

so I grabbed my machete,
and I came to you.

So how do I get
that Balenciaga?

- Oh.

Yeah, you know what?

I didn't know
when you wanted that,

so I sent it back to Tyler.

- Oh, um...

Okay. Well,
do you mind texting him

and just letting him know
that I'll come pick it up now?

Please?

- Yeah, sure, I will...

Oh, you know what?

Yeah, I think that Tyler's
at a retreat right now.

Yeah, yeah he is.

So...
- Okay.

Well, I'll see you around.

- Definitely.

- So you know,
that's uh...

That's my situation.

I just--I thought
you should know up front.

- Okay.

- Okay? That's it?
Are you sure?

- Okay. That's it.
I'm sure.

Kat, you're asking if I want
no-strings-attached sex

with a super hot woman.

Yeah.

You want another Moscow mule
in a coffee cup?

- I think I'm okay.

I want to be all there.

- Good.
- Yeah.

- Me too.

- Thank you.

- All right, well...

Whew!
Be gentle with me.

- Oh, um...

- What?

- I just--

I kind of like to be
the gentle one.

- Okay.

So...
- I'm submissive.

I like when you push me
around a little,

tell me what to do.

- Right.

- Okay, so I should
just--just--

- Go to town, Kat.

- Um, okay.

Here we go!

- Uh...so I just, um...

I wanted to let
you know that I--

I figured out what I'm gonna
write about for my article.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, I'm gonna write
about how the debate on guns

is more complicated
than I though.

Look, I know that I'm never
gonna completely understand.

- You know what's crazy
is shooting yesterday

made me remember
how much I love it.

You know?
It's just simple.

It's a target,
and you hit it.

- You okay?
- Not really.

I have to go
to Balenciaga right now

and talk a receptionist

into lending me a Fall bag.

- Okay.

- Oh, no!
Are you okay?

- You've never really
been dominant.

I mean, in life, yes,

totally, you have no idea,
but--

- But in bed with a woman?

- Not really. No.

- Okay, here's the thing.

I don't want you to hurt me,

but I like being told
what to do in bed.

That's relaxing for me.

- Mm-hmm.

- So, be a little bossy.

- I want you to put
your arms back.

Grab the headboard.
- That's good.

- Don't talk.

- Nice shot.

- Did you track me
on your phone?

- Yeah.

But I also figured
you might be here.

- Oh, yeah?

Why is that?

- I was looking
through your yearbook,

and Hallie wrote
that Tuesday afternoon

was when the Kurt High
shooting club met.

And I also remember you saying
that Monday night

was really
Saturday nights for Babs.

- Which ended Tuesday morning,

when the Gin Rickey's ran out.

- And you had
to pick up the pieces.

- So?

- So after you
took care of your mom,

you went and shot skeet.

You were great at it.

You were in control.

I wonder if that's what
you love so much about Betsy.

- Control?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, maybe.

What is so wrong with that?

- Hey, I am the queen
of wanting control,

but...

do you need to lean
on a gun to get it?

- Look, this isn't about trust

or your right to own a gun.

I just think you just need
to ask yourself

why you're fighting
so hard to keep it.

I know you've been feeling
really out of control

with Oliver and this bag

and all the Richard stuff.

- It's been bumpy.

- I know.

But maybe you can feel control

some other way.

Maybe without keeping your gun.

- I know it's late,
but I need to talk.

- What's up?

- Uh, today...

I tried what we talked about.

- Okay, fine.

But you're not supposed
to tell me about it,

remember?

- Okay, well, I know
I'm not supposed to tell you,

but just so you know...

I want to tell you.

Not to make things weird

or to make you jealous

or anything like that,

but just to share...

You know, our lives,

and to feel closer to you.

This must've been
quite the adventure.

Um...

Yeah, okay.

- Are you sure?

- Screw the rules.

I can handle it.

- Okay,
so I tried something new.

- Well, that was the point.

- Yeah, but I was dominant.

- Oh.

- I think I liked it.

- I did, but I also think

that I'm probably
just kind of regular.

I mean, I'm not boring.
- No.

- I'm not boring, right?
- No, you're incredible!

- Oliver!

- Why doesn't anyone
ever sing it?

- I don't have
the Fall Balenciaga bag.

And I'm not going
to be able to get it

before the Kate Upton
shoot tomorrow.

- Go.
You're telling me this now?

- I tell you now.

Look, I made a mistake running
around with Brooke Langley,

and then I made more mistakes

trying to cover
those mistakes up.

I can't control
what I did in the past.

But I can control
what I'm doing now,

and I just want you to know

that I'm gonna
do whatever it takes

to make this work.

So what should I do?
Should I call Kate Upton?

- Oh my God.
No.

Tyler, it's your benefactor.

Yes, the wizard.

I'm fine.
How are you?

I need your Fall bag
with brass tabs

and thin shoulder strap

for a shoot tomorrow.

- You know Tyler?

- I got him his first job.

He was selling units
on Roosevelt Island.

Perfect!

Three more favors like that,
lad, and we'll be even.

Bye!
- Oh my God.

- Listen to me, Red, I've been
doing this for almost 20 years,

and I can be delightful
when I have to be.

You don't think I know people?

I'm glad that you're
taking control.

It's the only way to live.

Just remember,
you and I are a team.

I help you, you help me,
because we are a what?

- A team.
- In total control.

If you need help,
just ask me.

If I need help,
I'll bark at you, okay?

- Okay.
- Because we are a what?

A team.

In total control.

- List of pickups.

That should keep you busy
for quite a while.

Go team!

Go!
- Okay!

- Your story...

- Much better.

It started about guns.

Now it's turning
into something else.

- Yeah, well,
Sutton is pretty amazing.

- Yes, but keep going.

I look forward to seeing
how it ends.

- Actually, Jacqueline,
I was just wondering

if I could have
my old desk back.

- Really. Why?
- Well, I know it better.

I'm more comfortable there.

- And that is exactly
why you don't want me there.

- It's good
to have you back, Jane.

We're gonna have a lot of fun.

- Thank you, Jacqueline.

- Mm-hmm.

- What's going on?

- Well, we heard that

you didn't like
your new desk very much,

and Sutton thought
she'd help decorate it.

- I was running some errands
for Oliver

and I had a little extra time.

- You got me flowers?

- There's a place in Red Hook

that turns guns
into other things.

- This is Betsy?

- That's actually
somebody else's gun,

but they are turning Betsy
into earrings later this week.

- I love it.
Thank you.

- And you were right.

I was holding onto something
that I don't need anymore.

- But poor Betsy.

- It was time.

- Also, I have to ask,
why Betsy specifically?

- Well, we all named
our guns after heroes.

And even in tenth grade,
I loved to sew.

- Mm. Betsy Johnson.

- Betsy Ross!

- Why wouldn't you just
name her Stella McCartney?

- Oh, I should've
named my gun Stella?

- Yes.
When you were looking for it,

you could've gone,
"Hey, Stella!"

Stella!

- Say it louder.
- Stella!

Together: Stella!