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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,426 --> 00:00:57,058 - Teddy? - Hmm. 2 00:00:57,093 --> 00:00:59,391 If you were in the olden times, what would you do? 3 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:02,191 Which olden times? 4 00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:04,925 Like, King Arthur, with knights and horses and shit. 5 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:09,858 I'd be the king! You can't be king, dog. No way. 6 00:01:11,192 --> 00:01:13,092 Dude, if I went back, I'd be the fucking king. 7 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,291 I'd be the king. 8 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:19,675 Then, I'd fuck every virgin in the kingdom. 9 00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:21,958 No, you can't be king, asshole. Okay? 10 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,891 You can't even be duke. 11 00:01:24,925 --> 00:01:27,025 The fact that you fucking said that shows you're not royalty. 12 00:01:27,059 --> 00:01:28,192 You're a peasant. 13 00:01:28,658 --> 00:01:30,025 Peasant! 14 00:01:30,059 --> 00:01:32,058 Dude, but think about it. 15 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:34,292 When people time travel, they go back 16 00:01:34,326 --> 00:01:36,425 aren't they always the king, or they know the king? 17 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:39,359 But that's in stories. In stories everybody's going to be the king. 18 00:01:39,393 --> 00:01:42,092 It's Aristotle shit. It's not real. 19 00:01:42,126 --> 00:01:44,925 Yeah, but neither is time travel. 20 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,625 There're very few fucking kings and you wouldn't be one of them, okay? 21 00:01:47,659 --> 00:01:49,191 King Teddy? 22 00:01:49,226 --> 00:01:51,891 King Teddy? That's a fucking turd's name, dude. 23 00:01:51,926 --> 00:01:53,925 Fuck you, Fred. 24 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:55,825 Fuck you, you're an idiot. You're an idiot. 25 00:01:56,259 --> 00:01:57,258 I know. 26 00:01:59,342 --> 00:02:02,042 If you were king, I'd fucking kill myself. 27 00:02:04,242 --> 00:02:06,608 Then you better die, motherfucker, 28 00:02:06,642 --> 00:02:08,691 'cause I'm the king around these parts. 29 00:02:12,126 --> 00:02:13,891 Fuck, Fred. 30 00:02:15,559 --> 00:02:17,208 Oh, shit! 31 00:02:17,243 --> 00:02:19,275 Whoo! 32 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,409 That felt so fucking good. That felt so... 33 00:02:42,443 --> 00:02:44,008 Hey, April! 34 00:02:44,975 --> 00:02:46,275 Wanna join us? 35 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,408 All right girls, circle up. 36 00:02:59,892 --> 00:03:00,891 Bring it in. 37 00:03:02,509 --> 00:03:04,058 Have a stretch. 38 00:03:04,092 --> 00:03:05,225 All right, on the ground. 39 00:03:08,326 --> 00:03:10,192 Oh, I'm so wet. 40 00:03:10,226 --> 00:03:12,158 Not in a good way, either. 41 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,358 Mr. B's a hottie, though. Fuck, I know. 42 00:03:15,392 --> 00:03:18,675 Right? Too bad he wants to get it in with April! 43 00:03:18,709 --> 00:03:19,925 I know. 44 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:22,508 No, he doesn't. Why would you say that? 45 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:24,341 You just went to have a fucking cigarette during practice! 46 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:25,975 I said I was going to the bathroom. 47 00:03:27,427 --> 00:03:29,392 I'd go for it, if I were you. 48 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:31,841 Guys, it's so awkward. I baby-sit his kid. 49 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,208 So? 50 00:03:34,575 --> 00:03:37,524 I bet he makes a really ugly face when he comes. 51 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:39,574 You pervert! No, I'm just saying... 52 00:03:39,608 --> 00:03:42,075 I bet it's like this. He's like... 53 00:03:42,109 --> 00:03:45,308 All right girls! Good practice. 54 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:47,192 Oh, shit! You think he heard what I said? 55 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:50,292 Yeah, he saw you. He's like, "Wait, that's my face." 56 00:03:50,326 --> 00:03:52,259 April, can I talk to you for a minute? 57 00:03:55,359 --> 00:03:57,524 Hey, you think you can babysit Michael on Saturday? 58 00:03:57,559 --> 00:03:58,875 I have a date. 59 00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:02,142 I don't know why I try. 60 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:04,574 Dates are always stupid. 61 00:04:07,575 --> 00:04:10,375 Um, yeah, I can babysit on Saturday. 62 00:04:10,409 --> 00:04:11,408 Great. 63 00:04:12,059 --> 00:04:15,024 And I think you should play striker. 64 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:19,075 I know it's a lot of responsibility, lot of pressure, 65 00:04:19,109 --> 00:04:20,808 but you look really good out there, so... 66 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:22,409 Thanks. 67 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:24,908 Great. 68 00:04:24,942 --> 00:04:25,992 So, I'll see you Saturday. 69 00:04:26,608 --> 00:04:27,974 Okay, yeah. 70 00:04:29,243 --> 00:04:30,242 Okay. 71 00:04:57,460 --> 00:04:58,459 Fred. Hey. 72 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:01,901 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 73 00:05:01,909 --> 00:05:03,075 Yeah, this place is dead. 74 00:05:05,276 --> 00:05:07,508 Teddy, what would you do if you got into a car accident? 75 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:09,175 Uh, I'd be pissed. 76 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,275 If it was a drunk driving accident, 77 00:05:11,309 --> 00:05:13,075 and you were the one that was drunk? 78 00:05:14,209 --> 00:05:15,675 How bad is the accident? 79 00:05:15,709 --> 00:05:19,175 It's bad, you crashed right into another car, but your car still runs. 80 00:05:19,209 --> 00:05:21,042 Shit. And the other person could be dead, 81 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:24,375 or they could just be a little whiplashed but you don't know. 82 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:26,606 Who is the person? You don't know, man! That's the point. 83 00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:30,508 You can either wait around and the other person could be April 84 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,557 and you two could fall in love, or you can get the fuck out of there. 85 00:05:32,592 --> 00:05:34,392 Either way you have to decide. Pretend like it happened now. 86 00:05:34,426 --> 00:05:36,058 Boom! That's the accident. 87 00:05:36,093 --> 00:05:38,092 What would you do? I drive away. 88 00:05:38,126 --> 00:05:39,858 Drive away? Yeah. 89 00:05:39,893 --> 00:05:41,012 You fucking drive away? Yeah. 90 00:05:41,026 --> 00:05:42,325 That's your final answer? 91 00:05:42,359 --> 00:05:43,358 Yeah, dude. 92 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,358 Shit, you got issues, nigger. 93 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:52,259 Hi, Meatball. Hi. 94 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:56,325 I know. Did you miss me? Come here. 95 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,325 Oh, hi, silly pretty thing. 96 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,359 Hey, Stewart. 97 00:06:05,026 --> 00:06:06,465 Get that terrible rodent out of here. 98 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:19,041 Were you playing video games? 99 00:06:19,076 --> 00:06:20,275 Shooting hookers? 100 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:24,476 Yes. Brilliant. 101 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:31,824 Oh, speaking of brilliant. I corrected your paper. 102 00:06:34,276 --> 00:06:37,008 I called it "Alexander the Dubious." 103 00:06:41,076 --> 00:06:43,008 You could have just corrected it, 104 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:45,275 you didn't have to rewrite the whole thing. 105 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:46,309 Yeah, well. 106 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,808 It needed quite a bit of work, sweetie. 107 00:06:51,609 --> 00:06:52,941 Okay. 108 00:06:53,476 --> 00:06:54,808 Thanks. 109 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:56,875 Bye. 110 00:06:58,476 --> 00:07:01,308 What happened with your colonoscopy today? Are you okay? 111 00:07:02,609 --> 00:07:04,541 Yeah, hold on a minute. April's here. 112 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:06,908 I just wanna say hi to her, will you hold on for a sec? 113 00:07:06,942 --> 00:07:09,341 Hi. Hi, honey. How are you? 114 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:11,191 Yeah, I'm good. Just kind of tired. 115 00:07:11,225 --> 00:07:13,275 I'm gonna go lie down for a little. 116 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:14,308 You look tired. 117 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:17,525 Just said that. 118 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:20,641 You really need to rest. Are you depressed? 119 00:07:20,676 --> 00:07:22,359 No, why do you always ask me if I'm depressed? 120 00:07:22,393 --> 00:07:23,992 I'm not depressed. I'm tired. 121 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:26,958 All right. I love you. 122 00:07:28,443 --> 00:07:30,520 Okay, Jamal, I'm gonna call you back in a little bit. 123 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:42,241 I don't care. Tsk. 124 00:07:42,276 --> 00:07:43,341 Whatever! 125 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:45,108 You don't wanna talk to me? 126 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:47,074 I don't wanna talk to you first. 127 00:07:47,109 --> 00:07:48,908 And I'm not doing that paper. 128 00:07:48,942 --> 00:07:50,476 'Cause I don't give a fuck. 129 00:07:50,509 --> 00:07:51,991 This is what I think. 130 00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:54,192 Later. 131 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:57,991 No one even cares 'cause you're fat. 132 00:08:05,259 --> 00:08:08,409 What is this homework? It's algebra. 133 00:08:08,443 --> 00:08:11,308 Phew, I would never be able to do that. How do you do that? 134 00:08:11,343 --> 00:08:13,476 Because I have to. 135 00:08:13,509 --> 00:08:16,476 My little baby! I'm not a baby. 136 00:08:16,509 --> 00:08:19,242 You're such a little baby. Mmm-mmm. 137 00:08:19,276 --> 00:08:21,342 You are. You need to relax and rest. 138 00:08:30,992 --> 00:08:33,224 Okay, so everyone knows how to play, right? 139 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:36,409 You just say, "Never have I ever..." 140 00:08:36,443 --> 00:08:39,442 And then if you've done the thing you have to drink. 141 00:08:39,476 --> 00:08:42,908 Like if you say, "I've never cheated on my boyfriend" 142 00:08:42,942 --> 00:08:46,359 and you have cheated on your boyfriend, then you have to drink! 143 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:51,058 Um, never have I ever given Seth Monkarsh a blow-job 144 00:08:51,093 --> 00:08:53,842 during free period in the senior parking lot. 145 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:55,258 Uh-oh. Drink up, Chrissy. 146 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:58,492 Yup. 147 00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:03,325 Okay fine, my turn. Um, hmm. 148 00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:05,825 Never have I ever... 149 00:09:08,259 --> 00:09:09,791 Kissed my uncle. 150 00:09:09,826 --> 00:09:11,175 What? 151 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:14,008 Are you fucking serious? That was private. 152 00:09:16,975 --> 00:09:18,841 Fucking freak. 153 00:09:58,609 --> 00:10:00,275 Hey, April. Hey, Teddy. Oh! 154 00:10:02,377 --> 00:10:03,641 You all right there? 155 00:10:03,676 --> 00:10:05,342 The chair's broken. 156 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,541 Do you need a light? Sure. 157 00:10:14,659 --> 00:10:16,191 Thanks. 158 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:22,624 Why are you doing that? 159 00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:25,108 Would you mind your own business? These are my stepbrother's. 160 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:28,208 Not like they're fucking working anyway. 161 00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:34,158 This party sucks. 162 00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:41,308 Do you wanna go over to the graves for a bit? 163 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,075 Yeah. 164 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:45,591 Do you wanna come? 165 00:10:45,626 --> 00:10:47,225 Sure. 166 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:51,359 Never have I ever 167 00:10:51,393 --> 00:10:55,459 had a lesbianic experience. 168 00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:01,841 I've never been in love. 169 00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:04,209 I think it's bullshit. 170 00:11:12,493 --> 00:11:14,058 I stole your lamp shade. 171 00:11:17,992 --> 00:11:19,291 Oh, my God. I'm gonna fall. 172 00:11:26,942 --> 00:11:29,475 Oh, my God! 173 00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:32,175 Ah, I got you guys. 174 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,342 It's uncool dude, there could be ghosts around here. 175 00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:38,541 Jesus. Don't even say that. 176 00:11:38,575 --> 00:11:41,308 Hey, you guys remember that kid in eighth grade who suicided himself? 177 00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:42,941 Yeah, that's... I remember that. 178 00:11:43,608 --> 00:11:45,042 The Asian kid? Yeah. 179 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,409 Why do you think he killed himself? 180 00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:50,508 He's buried here. 181 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:54,142 I think he killed himself because he was Asian. I think it's pretty obvious. 182 00:11:54,176 --> 00:11:56,841 What does that even mean? 183 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,508 It means his parents pressured the shit out of him 184 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,242 because he was Asian, duh? 185 00:12:01,909 --> 00:12:04,874 I don't think that's true. 186 00:12:04,909 --> 00:12:07,941 I don't really think you know any better than me, so no point talking. 187 00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:10,325 Okay. 188 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:11,392 You got it. Oh, shit! 189 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,974 Whoo! 190 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:20,708 Stop! 191 00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:23,342 My parents are gonna fucking flip. 192 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,259 Wow. 193 00:12:28,993 --> 00:12:30,958 It's kind of hard. 194 00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:32,259 That's what she said. 195 00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:34,392 It's cool looking. 196 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,291 Ted, check this out. 197 00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:47,941 Be careful. 198 00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:56,325 Do you think it hurts shooting yourself? 199 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,625 Probably for a second. 200 00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:03,025 But, er, I think pain only hurts if it's prolonged. 201 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:04,341 If I was going to kill myself, 202 00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:09,359 I'd kill a bunch of other people and take 'em down with me. 203 00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:10,341 I wouldn't waste it. 204 00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:11,674 Why would you do that? 205 00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:14,574 Why wouldn't you do like a bunch of really crazy good things 206 00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:19,409 you know, like help people or save kids or something. 207 00:13:19,443 --> 00:13:23,442 I think when you're suicidal, though, you're probably only thinking about yourself. 208 00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:27,125 I don't know. I try to be good. 209 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:29,409 Fuck good, guys. Fuck good. 210 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,325 Live the dangerous life. 211 00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:42,376 Where have you been? 212 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:45,175 Listen. I asked Tyler if he'd go out with me. 213 00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:46,681 And either he didn't hear me or he... 214 00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:49,875 I don't know why he would... 215 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,342 Whoo! 216 00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:00,841 Where'd April go? Are you still hung up on April, dude? 217 00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,075 Get over it. 218 00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:05,075 Be strong. 219 00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,075 Be strong. 220 00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:15,291 Bye! 221 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,825 You okay? Shut up. 222 00:15:30,525 --> 00:15:31,925 Did you get it all out? 223 00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:33,825 Shut up. 224 00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:37,624 Do you want some water? 225 00:15:37,659 --> 00:15:39,058 Mouthwash. 226 00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:41,892 Okay, come on. It's in the bathroom. 227 00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:47,091 Oh, yeah! 228 00:15:50,009 --> 00:15:52,342 ♪ And the boring days are like clockwork ♪ 229 00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:00,841 What's up, April? 230 00:16:01,609 --> 00:16:04,308 How you doing? Good. 231 00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,308 Nice. 232 00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:09,942 I like your skirt or dress, I don't know what it is. 233 00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:11,341 But it's really pretty. 234 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:13,775 Thanks. 235 00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:17,442 The color brings out your eyes or something, it's really... I like it. 236 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,091 It's tight. 237 00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,392 Even your moccasins, those are awesome also. 238 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,591 Just got it all going on. 239 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,842 Thanks. 240 00:16:26,642 --> 00:16:28,574 You enjoying the party? 241 00:16:28,609 --> 00:16:31,209 Yeah, it's fun. 242 00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:33,075 You know what your outfit's missing? 243 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,325 Is this hat. I think it'd complete it. 244 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,259 Actually... You look good as is, actually. 245 00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:47,192 You're raging tonight or you're just kind of chilling? 246 00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:49,225 Raging. We're going off, huh? 247 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,492 Yeah. 248 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,025 I'm asking... 249 00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:56,192 Do you want to do a shot or something? 250 00:16:56,226 --> 00:16:58,824 Yeah, cheers to that. Let's go grab one. Wow. 251 00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:00,325 Whoo. 252 00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:26,908 Oh, fuck! 253 00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:38,824 Have you seen April around here? 254 00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:42,425 She's right there, man. 255 00:19:01,076 --> 00:19:03,108 Fred, let's get the fuck out of here, man. 256 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,108 Hey Teddy, where are we going? 257 00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,075 Fucking nowhere. 258 00:19:09,526 --> 00:19:11,858 On a scale of one to baked, how baked are you? 259 00:19:12,493 --> 00:19:14,108 Fucking baked! 260 00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:19,991 What the fuck? 261 00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:25,442 What the fuck was that? 262 00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,392 Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 263 00:19:30,942 --> 00:19:33,175 How the fuck did you know? How did I know what? 264 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,575 How did you know I'd get in a fucking accident? 265 00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:36,375 I didn't. What do you mean how did I know? 266 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,941 What if, yeah, what if? 267 00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:40,041 Just stop, stop. Let me out. 268 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,891 Teddy, you're not really blaming me for this, are you? 269 00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:47,426 Really? 270 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,259 I'll see ya. 271 00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:58,958 You know, you're being kind of a dick. 272 00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,209 Fuck. 273 00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:35,242 - That's him, Officer. - Okay. 274 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,375 That's definitely the car. 275 00:20:42,443 --> 00:20:45,042 Okay, it seems like you're the one I'm looking for. 276 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,624 Someone called your plates in, buddy. 277 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,008 Can I see your license? 278 00:20:52,509 --> 00:20:54,547 Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. 279 00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:58,492 To the front of the car, over there. 280 00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,158 Now face this way. 281 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,191 It's a kid. 282 00:21:02,558 --> 00:21:04,808 Walk in a straight line. I can't do that. 283 00:21:06,276 --> 00:21:09,241 Okay, then recite the alphabet backwards from Z to A. 284 00:21:09,276 --> 00:21:11,075 Backwards? Yes. 285 00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:13,426 Can't do that shit. Why don't you try? 286 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,991 Oh. See, we got a wise one here, huh? 287 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:17,209 I'm not fucking wise, Chip. 288 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,091 I just can't recite my alphabet backwards. 289 00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:21,575 Can't even do that shit sober. 290 00:21:21,609 --> 00:21:23,242 Listen, smart ass. 291 00:21:23,276 --> 00:21:25,392 You can either do the sobriety test, 292 00:21:25,427 --> 00:21:27,475 or I can take you to the hospital and you can do a blood test. 293 00:21:27,509 --> 00:21:28,508 What do you wanna do? 294 00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:35,991 Y-X-Z... F-U-C-K U! U! U! U! 295 00:21:36,026 --> 00:21:37,591 U, U! 296 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,658 You have the right to remain silent. Fuck you. 297 00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:41,675 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 298 00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:43,041 Do you understand that? 299 00:21:43,076 --> 00:21:44,841 You have the right to an attorney. 300 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:46,309 If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed for you. 301 00:21:46,343 --> 00:21:48,392 Do you understand these rights? 302 00:21:48,427 --> 00:21:49,426 Fuck you. 303 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:51,858 - Yeah, fuck you, too. - Hey! 304 00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:55,891 Put your head down. 305 00:21:55,925 --> 00:21:57,359 Oh, my God. Fucking pig! 306 00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:13,409 Oh! 307 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:18,092 Holy fucking shit! What? 308 00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:20,908 No fucking way, this is too good. What is it? 309 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,309 How do we not know about this? 310 00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:23,908 What is it? 311 00:23:23,942 --> 00:23:26,108 Do you know that Emily has a blog? 312 00:23:26,142 --> 00:23:28,475 You're kidding me. Holy shit! Look at these pictures. 313 00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:31,058 Who does that? 314 00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:36,391 Emily blew Teddy last night in your parents' bedroom. 315 00:23:38,059 --> 00:23:40,025 You're lying. Mmm-mmm. 316 00:23:40,059 --> 00:23:41,891 - How do you know that? - Seth told me. 317 00:23:41,926 --> 00:23:42,958 How gross is that? 318 00:23:43,626 --> 00:23:46,191 In my parents' bedroom? 319 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:49,425 She will suck any dick that anyone puts in her face. 320 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:50,858 God almighty! 321 00:23:53,992 --> 00:23:55,091 She's going down. 322 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:16,308 What are you playing? 323 00:24:16,342 --> 00:24:17,975 Doodle. 324 00:24:18,009 --> 00:24:19,575 What's that? 325 00:24:19,609 --> 00:24:22,341 It's just like you have to get the turtle to the other side. 326 00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:57,824 Come on, enough of this game. 327 00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:00,192 Let's watch a movie. 328 00:25:14,226 --> 00:25:16,924 I don't think I'm allowed to watch this movie. 329 00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:18,359 Why? It's a good movie. 330 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,359 Whoa. 331 00:25:36,276 --> 00:25:39,792 Okay, I think you're right. It's time for bed, okay? 332 00:25:39,826 --> 00:25:42,992 I don't wanna go to bed. I like this movie. 333 00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:45,325 I bet you do. Come on, let's go. Bed time. 334 00:25:58,459 --> 00:25:59,891 I want us to be able to be friends. 335 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,375 I always asked you to hang out and like... 336 00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:10,908 A back area and like, hang out there with, like... 337 00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:12,175 Hey. Hi. 338 00:26:17,126 --> 00:26:18,325 What are you watching? 339 00:26:20,193 --> 00:26:21,591 I don't know. Some reality show. 340 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:23,092 Ah. 341 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:27,292 Well, that was a shitty date. 342 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:30,325 What happened? 343 00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,325 Nothing. 344 00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:38,392 Just like always. Teachers are so boring. 345 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:44,058 I can't believe you guys have to sit there and listen them all day. 346 00:26:44,093 --> 00:26:46,058 At least I can go home. 347 00:26:46,093 --> 00:26:48,958 Yeah. Well, I don't really listen to them. 348 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,092 Oh, really? 349 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,958 You don't listen to me? 350 00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:56,892 I didn't mean you. Of course I listen to you. 351 00:26:56,926 --> 00:26:58,192 Yeah, you better. 352 00:27:09,925 --> 00:27:11,192 Well, I should go. 353 00:27:17,192 --> 00:27:18,191 Sorry. 354 00:27:21,393 --> 00:27:22,925 Bye. 355 00:27:22,959 --> 00:27:24,858 Well, thanks again, I really appreciate it. 356 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,425 Sure. 357 00:27:28,493 --> 00:27:29,825 See you at practice. 358 00:27:47,925 --> 00:27:49,992 I'm dizzy. Emma, sit down. 359 00:27:50,026 --> 00:27:51,158 Why? Come on. 360 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:56,991 - Teddy Morrison. - Yeah. 361 00:28:00,925 --> 00:28:02,292 Hey, are you in trouble? 362 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:11,557 Mr. Morrison, this is the second time you've been before the court. 363 00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:15,608 Given the support you have from your family, 364 00:28:15,642 --> 00:28:17,375 from the school and the community, 365 00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:21,408 the court would like to give you one last chance to turn your life around. 366 00:28:21,443 --> 00:28:23,175 In lieu of commitment, 367 00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:26,425 you shall be placed on probation for a period of 12 months 368 00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:28,992 on the following terms and conditions. 369 00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:36,075 One, you shall perform 150 hours of community service at the children's library. 370 00:28:36,109 --> 00:28:40,641 Given your demonstrated talent as an artist and painter I think you'll do quite well. 371 00:28:40,676 --> 00:28:45,174 Two, you must make a formal and in person apology to Mrs. Grossman, 372 00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:47,875 the victim of the offense and whose car you hit. 373 00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:54,375 Mr. Morrison, if you fail to complete your community service hours 374 00:28:54,409 --> 00:28:57,925 or if you engage in any further criminal conduct of any sort 375 00:28:57,959 --> 00:29:01,974 your probation will be revoked and you will be committed to juvenile hall. 376 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,208 All right, thank you and good luck. 377 00:29:15,142 --> 00:29:16,574 Teddy, can you help me? 378 00:29:16,609 --> 00:29:18,074 Yeah. 379 00:29:18,109 --> 00:29:19,875 Emma, get your shoes. 380 00:29:29,093 --> 00:29:30,591 I Love you, Mom. I love you, too, honey. 381 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,058 Really sorry about all this. 382 00:29:32,093 --> 00:29:33,651 Don't forget to apologize to that woman. 383 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,475 Try not to hang around Fred. 384 00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:41,425 Love you, Mom. 385 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,092 Hey, Teddy, look what I can do. 386 00:29:59,126 --> 00:30:00,392 Yeah. Get out of my room! 387 00:30:02,775 --> 00:30:04,008 Could you get out of my room? 388 00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:06,208 Get out. 389 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,891 He's cute. Give me some of that. 390 00:30:12,926 --> 00:30:14,191 He's not cute. 391 00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:15,225 Fred? 392 00:30:15,892 --> 00:30:18,191 Yes, he is. He's horrible looking. 393 00:30:18,226 --> 00:30:21,258 No, he's cute. You think everyone's cute. 394 00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:22,291 No, I don't. Yes, you do. 395 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:26,042 And this is how you didn't make a basket. 396 00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:28,492 Dude, chill the fuck out! 397 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:31,275 Basketball, you know how to play basketball? It's how you play on the streets. 398 00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:32,191 Fuck you! What the fuck, Fred? 399 00:30:32,226 --> 00:30:33,358 Call it, bitch. 400 00:30:33,392 --> 00:30:35,458 I fucking am. Oh, you are a bitch? 401 00:30:35,493 --> 00:30:37,458 No, I'm calling a fucking foul. You play dirty. 402 00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:39,325 Oh, I play dirty? I play dirty? 403 00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:41,208 Yeah, you fucking do and you need to chill. 404 00:30:41,242 --> 00:30:43,308 Ladies, ladies. Do you think I play dirty? 405 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:45,242 Do you think I play dirty? 406 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,108 Jacko, you think I play dirty? 407 00:30:48,476 --> 00:30:50,042 Yeah, kind of. 408 00:30:50,076 --> 00:30:52,908 What the fuck? You're on my team. 409 00:30:52,942 --> 00:30:55,508 This isn't powder puff football. This isn't two hand touch. 410 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:57,342 Let's just play. Chill out. God! 411 00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:02,442 Real fucking tough. 412 00:31:02,476 --> 00:31:05,025 Fucking cheese dicks. Enjoy your fucking game. 413 00:31:09,009 --> 00:31:10,258 See ya. Fuck you, mama boy. 414 00:31:15,276 --> 00:31:19,108 Hey, ladies, I wanna apologize for my bad language back there. 415 00:31:22,193 --> 00:31:23,458 How's the smoking? 416 00:31:23,493 --> 00:31:24,608 Fucking fine. 417 00:31:24,642 --> 00:31:26,392 Mmm. 418 00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,225 Can I try some of that fucking fine cigarette? 419 00:31:36,993 --> 00:31:38,891 That is fucking fine. You want it back? 420 00:31:39,508 --> 00:31:40,974 No? 421 00:31:41,009 --> 00:31:43,042 You know what bugs me about you, Pam? 422 00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,625 You remind me of a praying mantis. 423 00:31:46,659 --> 00:31:48,574 You're all long and mantis like 424 00:31:48,743 --> 00:31:51,992 and it just really gets on my nerve because, you know... 425 00:31:52,026 --> 00:31:53,492 How am I supposed to know if you're a girl or a praying mantis? 426 00:31:53,525 --> 00:31:55,075 I wanna go, Emily. 427 00:31:55,109 --> 00:31:56,308 Don't go. Did I offend you? 428 00:31:56,343 --> 00:31:57,409 Fuck you. Are you coming? 429 00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:00,395 I don't think she wants to go with you. 430 00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,141 Sorry. She wants to stay. Emily? 431 00:32:04,975 --> 00:32:05,908 I think I'm gonna stay. 432 00:32:05,942 --> 00:32:07,175 Yeah! 433 00:32:07,210 --> 00:32:08,908 Fuck you guys. 434 00:32:08,942 --> 00:32:11,100 Fuck you. Go eat some more of your fucking mates, bitch! 435 00:32:14,592 --> 00:32:15,591 Sorry, I... 436 00:32:17,926 --> 00:32:19,991 Guess I kind of ruined your friendship. 437 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:22,024 She wasn't really a friend. Just a girl. 438 00:32:26,093 --> 00:32:27,092 Wanna get out of here? 439 00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:28,625 Yeah. 440 00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:32,391 Do you wanna come over? Yeah. 441 00:32:36,909 --> 00:32:38,192 Whoa! 442 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,425 Emily's room. 443 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,824 Do you like it? 444 00:32:43,959 --> 00:32:45,517 Hey, you got a lot of shit in your room. 445 00:32:45,693 --> 00:32:46,692 Yeah. 446 00:32:47,993 --> 00:32:48,992 What's this? 447 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:51,425 That's my headband. 448 00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:52,924 Do I look sexy? Second grade. 449 00:32:52,959 --> 00:32:54,025 Yo, what's up? 450 00:32:58,993 --> 00:33:00,458 Where's Teddy? 451 00:33:00,493 --> 00:33:03,258 Why does everybody always ask about Teddy, seriously? 452 00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:04,908 I don't know. You're always with him. 453 00:33:06,226 --> 00:33:07,925 He follows me around. What am I supposed to do? 454 00:33:07,959 --> 00:33:09,325 I'm not a rude person. 455 00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:13,125 Is that your guitar? 456 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,025 Yeah. 457 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,375 I don't know how to play it, though. 458 00:33:16,409 --> 00:33:17,575 Can I play? 459 00:33:17,609 --> 00:33:19,275 Yeah. Do you know how? 460 00:33:19,309 --> 00:33:22,075 Yeah, fucking master of guitar. 461 00:33:22,109 --> 00:33:23,108 Virtuoso. 462 00:33:29,126 --> 00:33:32,858 ♪ Emily Emily, Emily, Emily 463 00:33:32,892 --> 00:33:34,858 ♪ Emily, Emily, Emily 464 00:33:35,592 --> 00:33:37,492 ♪ Emily, Emily, Emily 465 00:33:37,526 --> 00:33:39,325 ♪ Whoo! Emily! 466 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,159 ♪ Whoo! Whoo! Emily! Whoo! Whoo! ♪ 467 00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:46,159 I wrote that for you. Will you teach me how to play? 468 00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:47,425 Do you wanna know how to play guitar? 469 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,858 All right, here we go. 470 00:33:49,992 --> 00:33:51,292 Lesson 101, G-chord. 471 00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:53,192 Put your fingers here. 472 00:33:53,925 --> 00:33:55,359 One finger here. 473 00:33:56,626 --> 00:33:57,958 One finger here. 474 00:33:58,659 --> 00:34:00,359 One finger here. 475 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,824 Right. Now strum. 476 00:34:04,892 --> 00:34:05,991 That was not that bad. 477 00:34:07,526 --> 00:34:09,425 Now, here's the second lesson. 478 00:34:11,293 --> 00:34:12,292 Put... 479 00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:20,058 Do you like building forts? 480 00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:24,292 Sure. 481 00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:46,908 What? 482 00:34:46,943 --> 00:34:48,075 I don't know what that is. 483 00:34:48,109 --> 00:34:50,908 A butterfly kiss. Your mom never gave you those? 484 00:34:50,943 --> 00:34:52,858 Mom never gave me a butterfly kiss. 485 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,225 All right. 486 00:34:58,592 --> 00:35:00,058 Where you going? 487 00:35:00,092 --> 00:35:01,192 What do you mean? 488 00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:02,925 You leaving? 489 00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:03,958 Yeah. 490 00:35:06,592 --> 00:35:07,591 It was fun. 491 00:35:09,126 --> 00:35:10,125 Was it good? 492 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,359 Yeah. 493 00:35:14,226 --> 00:35:15,292 It was good. 494 00:35:18,926 --> 00:35:19,958 Will you call me? 495 00:35:20,427 --> 00:35:21,426 Uh-huh. 496 00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:24,958 Cool. All right. 497 00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:27,326 Peace out. I'll see you around. 498 00:35:29,226 --> 00:35:30,924 Bye. Yeah, whatever. 499 00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:47,091 ...his arm and that's the claw. 500 00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:48,908 And these are gonna be tentacles. 501 00:35:48,942 --> 00:35:49,874 Oh, good. Great job. 502 00:35:49,909 --> 00:35:51,691 Like a man-octopus. 503 00:35:51,725 --> 00:35:53,058 And this is... 504 00:35:53,093 --> 00:35:54,125 That's... That's the head. 505 00:35:55,393 --> 00:35:56,858 Like a melon. 506 00:35:56,892 --> 00:35:58,091 Well, it's like a cantaloupe. 507 00:35:58,126 --> 00:35:59,591 Well, draw a cantaloupe and I'm... 508 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,958 I wanna see... Draw a cantaloupe and I wanna see how it looks compared to... 509 00:36:02,992 --> 00:36:04,359 I'll do it but I don't get it. Okay. 510 00:36:04,393 --> 00:36:05,392 Okay. 511 00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:10,292 You draw fast. 512 00:36:11,409 --> 00:36:12,408 You draw really fast. 513 00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:17,192 You know, Picasso drew fast. 514 00:36:17,226 --> 00:36:18,584 He could draw a dove in 16 seconds. 515 00:36:20,626 --> 00:36:22,891 Sixteen seconds. You know the dove? 516 00:36:22,925 --> 00:36:24,192 Uh, yeah, the doves are great. 517 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,125 They are great. 518 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:31,091 But, you know, to do it in 16 seconds it took six decades of practice. 519 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:33,841 Technical skill is not enough. It's never enough. 520 00:36:35,142 --> 00:36:37,492 He had to master the masters 521 00:36:37,525 --> 00:36:38,808 before he was able 522 00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:41,858 to abandon what he learned 523 00:36:41,892 --> 00:36:43,091 and become Picasso. 524 00:36:44,342 --> 00:36:46,974 You know, you remind me of Sylvester Stallone. 525 00:36:47,009 --> 00:36:48,574 What? Yeah. 526 00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:50,041 He's a very good artist. 527 00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:54,092 Underneath all that muscle, you know, he's a very smart dude. 528 00:36:55,459 --> 00:36:56,992 And, you know, he wrote Rocky. 529 00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:02,393 I mean, he wrote Rocky, he wrote all four of Rocky. I mean, that dude's smart. 530 00:37:27,342 --> 00:37:28,341 What? 531 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,309 Yeah. 532 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,326 April. 533 00:38:07,992 --> 00:38:08,991 Hey, Coach. 534 00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:11,991 What're you doing sitting in that locker. 535 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,925 I don't know. I just like it sometimes. 536 00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:17,198 Surprised you can fit in there. 537 00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:20,125 I guess. 538 00:38:21,259 --> 00:38:22,591 Wow. 539 00:38:22,626 --> 00:38:26,342 Is everything okay? I haven't seen you at practice past couple of days. 540 00:38:26,376 --> 00:38:27,842 Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry about that. 541 00:38:27,876 --> 00:38:31,541 I just... I fell behind on a bunch of schoolwork so I've been catching up. 542 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:34,058 Mmm-hmm. I promise I'll be there next week. 543 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,258 Do I still get to play? 544 00:38:38,093 --> 00:38:41,891 Yeah. I just wanted to make sure everything's okay. 545 00:38:41,926 --> 00:38:44,603 You know you can talk to me, right? That's part of what a coach does. 546 00:38:45,476 --> 00:38:47,275 Okay. 547 00:38:47,309 --> 00:38:50,041 If you need help with homework, I'm pretty good at that, too. 548 00:38:50,876 --> 00:38:52,975 Yeah, sure. 549 00:38:53,009 --> 00:38:56,275 Why don't you just bring your schoolwork to my house when you babysit next time? 550 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,941 Okay, I will. Mmm-hmm. Yeah? 551 00:39:01,009 --> 00:39:02,941 So, I'll see you at practice? Yeah, I promise. 552 00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:05,342 I will. 553 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:07,841 Promise? Okay. Promise. 554 00:39:09,575 --> 00:39:10,574 Don't get stuck in there. 555 00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,392 I'm really sorry about what happened. I can't... 556 00:39:16,426 --> 00:39:18,492 Oh, Teddy, Teddy. What I did. 557 00:39:18,526 --> 00:39:21,008 There's... There's no need to apologize. 558 00:39:21,043 --> 00:39:22,942 No, I... No. No, there isn't. 559 00:39:22,976 --> 00:39:23,975 And do you know why? 560 00:39:24,309 --> 00:39:25,574 Why? 561 00:39:25,609 --> 00:39:27,075 Because you have a problem. 562 00:39:27,943 --> 00:39:29,075 You're an alcoholic. 563 00:39:31,143 --> 00:39:32,541 But you know that, right? 564 00:39:32,575 --> 00:39:34,209 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 565 00:39:34,243 --> 00:39:37,641 I mean, it's getting to be such a problem now, I just... 566 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:40,174 See, that's good that he knows that. 567 00:39:40,209 --> 00:39:43,575 That I understand that. The reason I can spot people like you 568 00:39:43,609 --> 00:39:46,591 is because I have a problem, too. Eating. 569 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:51,425 And in some way, your problem is much easier to solve than my problem 570 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:55,924 because I have temptation at least three times a day. And... 571 00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:58,992 Thing is if you're an alcoholic and you know you're an alcoholic 572 00:39:59,026 --> 00:40:02,325 and you don't do something about being that, you're an asshole. 573 00:40:03,342 --> 00:40:04,525 That's a little much. 574 00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:06,475 We're talking about alcohol here... 575 00:40:06,508 --> 00:40:09,025 Right. We're talking about a slightly different 576 00:40:09,059 --> 00:40:12,325 set of circumstances from getting a Whitman sampler 577 00:40:12,359 --> 00:40:15,292 and eating every single chocolate in there. 578 00:40:15,326 --> 00:40:18,562 You know, I don't really... You know what, I really don't appreciate your attitude. 579 00:40:24,393 --> 00:40:26,142 Hello. 580 00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:27,608 I'm, uh, here for the community service. 581 00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:29,442 Oh, you must be Teddy. Yeah, I am. 582 00:40:29,476 --> 00:40:31,325 We're so happy to have you. 583 00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:34,225 Great. Come on over and I'll show you around. 584 00:41:19,493 --> 00:41:22,425 Twenty two, 13... Where are you 22.13? Hey. 585 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,924 Hey! 586 00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:27,292 You know what? I'm really liking it here. 587 00:41:27,326 --> 00:41:29,459 We really like you. And you know what? 588 00:41:29,493 --> 00:41:32,192 You can always come back even after all this is over. 589 00:41:33,326 --> 00:41:34,958 Right on. Okay. 590 00:41:47,959 --> 00:41:49,892 Hello. 591 00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:51,492 Dude, Fred, you can't be here. 592 00:41:51,525 --> 00:41:52,524 Why not? I miss you. 593 00:41:53,642 --> 00:41:54,841 'Cause I'm working. 594 00:41:55,476 --> 00:41:56,475 Yeah, right. 595 00:41:57,509 --> 00:41:58,508 What're you doing? 596 00:41:58,975 --> 00:41:59,974 What's this? 597 00:42:00,509 --> 00:42:02,442 Rainbow Gremlins. 598 00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:05,209 It's tight. Used to be my favorite. 599 00:42:05,243 --> 00:42:07,375 This shit is stupid. This book is your favorite? Yeah. 600 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,325 Faggot. 601 00:42:11,909 --> 00:42:13,442 Holy shit! Rainbow Gremlins were gay. 602 00:42:13,476 --> 00:42:14,507 Dude... They were fucking gay. 603 00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:15,507 Shut up. You gotta keep it down. 604 00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:17,261 Dude, they sucked the juice out of rainbows. 605 00:42:17,276 --> 00:42:18,507 Shut up. We're in a library, man. 606 00:42:18,542 --> 00:42:20,075 They sucked the juice out of rainbows. 607 00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:21,308 Rainbows are gay, get it? 608 00:42:22,343 --> 00:42:23,925 So? 609 00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:26,224 Don't get all defensive about it. It's just a fact. 610 00:42:26,259 --> 00:42:27,692 You and the Rainbow Gremlins are gay as fuck. 611 00:42:27,726 --> 00:42:29,158 Yeah, fuck you, dude. 612 00:42:29,192 --> 00:42:30,242 They're a bunch of dudes 613 00:42:30,276 --> 00:42:32,208 and they just hang out all the time, all together. 614 00:42:32,243 --> 00:42:34,058 That' all they do. Just fucking hang out. 615 00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:35,426 It's exactly what we do. 616 00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:39,941 What're you... No. Fred? 617 00:42:43,509 --> 00:42:44,808 You can't do that, dude. 618 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:47,575 Dude, look. No... 619 00:42:47,609 --> 00:42:48,608 Pubes. 620 00:42:56,493 --> 00:42:58,858 That was really trippy, man. 621 00:42:58,892 --> 00:43:01,891 It's like, think of all the people that fucking died from eating mushrooms 622 00:43:01,925 --> 00:43:04,025 before they discovered the psychedelic ones. 623 00:43:04,493 --> 00:43:05,824 What do you mean? 624 00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:08,591 Like, think about all the people that, like, just ate mushrooms 625 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:11,224 until they found the one that gets you all fucked up. 626 00:43:11,259 --> 00:43:13,041 Hey, man, let's just try this mushroom. See if it gets... 627 00:43:13,075 --> 00:43:14,409 This is fucking cow shit all over it. 628 00:43:14,443 --> 00:43:16,141 What're you saying? 629 00:43:16,175 --> 00:43:18,908 Isn't it cow shit that makes you high from the mushroom? 630 00:43:18,942 --> 00:43:20,141 I don't know. I think it helps. 631 00:43:22,343 --> 00:43:26,008 Hey, you got anything going on later? 632 00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:27,575 You wanna go do something? 633 00:43:27,609 --> 00:43:28,541 Can we go do something now? 634 00:43:28,576 --> 00:43:30,575 Can't. Gotta finish this off. 635 00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:32,042 Get it. 636 00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:33,075 What do you mean? 637 00:43:34,043 --> 00:43:35,322 This is the one day I can't, man. 638 00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,908 Sorry. 639 00:43:36,943 --> 00:43:38,575 What am I supposed to do? 640 00:43:38,609 --> 00:43:40,275 I don't know. 641 00:43:40,309 --> 00:43:41,408 Dude, I don't even wanna hang out with you. 642 00:43:41,443 --> 00:43:43,075 You're boring as shit. 643 00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:44,389 All you do is fucking work and... 644 00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:47,042 Fuck that shit. 645 00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:12,308 All right. 646 00:44:12,343 --> 00:44:15,342 Step one for doing homework is turning off your phone. 647 00:44:16,109 --> 00:44:17,574 Fine. Okay. 648 00:44:17,608 --> 00:44:19,208 Now, it's simple. 649 00:44:19,243 --> 00:44:22,375 The way to write a good history paper is to 650 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,042 choose your event and then just explain why it happened. 651 00:44:25,076 --> 00:44:29,442 History is just explaining why things happened. 652 00:44:29,476 --> 00:44:32,208 But what if I don't think there's a reason for something happening? 653 00:44:33,509 --> 00:44:35,574 Well, then you need to think harder. 654 00:44:35,608 --> 00:44:38,541 Yeah, but I do things all the time for no reason. 655 00:44:38,575 --> 00:44:41,042 Mmm-hmm. It's because you're young. 656 00:44:41,076 --> 00:44:44,075 And you don't know why you do things but there's always a reason. 657 00:44:47,076 --> 00:44:48,175 No? Mmm-mmm. 658 00:44:48,608 --> 00:44:50,308 Okay. 659 00:44:50,343 --> 00:44:54,442 I mean, if you wanted to, couldn't you just say that the reason everything's happened 660 00:44:54,476 --> 00:44:57,974 is because of one thing that happened at the very, very, very beginning of time. 661 00:44:58,009 --> 00:45:00,275 Mmm-hmm. If you wanted to be a smart-ass. 662 00:45:16,525 --> 00:45:17,524 Sorry. 663 00:45:20,309 --> 00:45:21,308 That's okay. 664 00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:26,091 I really like you. 665 00:45:29,876 --> 00:45:31,075 I really like you. 666 00:45:33,243 --> 00:45:34,242 Yeah, but 667 00:45:36,493 --> 00:45:38,058 I'm older and I know that 668 00:45:39,293 --> 00:45:40,991 there aren't a lot of good things around 669 00:45:43,092 --> 00:45:44,491 and I know that you are really good. 670 00:48:01,676 --> 00:48:02,675 Okay, Teddy. 671 00:48:04,242 --> 00:48:05,241 So. 672 00:48:06,943 --> 00:48:08,158 Are you high? 673 00:48:08,192 --> 00:48:09,191 No. 674 00:48:09,477 --> 00:48:10,908 I don't smoke anymore. 675 00:48:10,942 --> 00:48:11,941 You can test me. 676 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:17,958 You drew a penis on the runaway bunny. 677 00:48:20,393 --> 00:48:21,591 That was Fred. 678 00:48:22,909 --> 00:48:24,375 I didn't draw that. 679 00:48:24,410 --> 00:48:27,008 You had friends coming to visit you 680 00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:29,559 while you were doing community service at the children's library? 681 00:48:30,026 --> 00:48:31,092 No one came. It was me. 682 00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:35,492 I... But I will pay for it 683 00:48:35,525 --> 00:48:38,442 and I know it was stupid... Oh, yeah. You are going to pay for the book. 684 00:48:38,476 --> 00:48:40,394 But you're not gonna do your hours there anymore. 685 00:48:41,943 --> 00:48:43,658 They really like me there and... 686 00:48:43,692 --> 00:48:45,459 No, they don't like you. 687 00:48:45,493 --> 00:48:47,158 They don't like you one bit. 688 00:48:47,193 --> 00:48:50,342 You're lazy and you carved "ape" in the bench outside. 689 00:48:50,376 --> 00:48:51,675 It was "April." 690 00:48:51,709 --> 00:48:53,058 Why would you carve "April"? 691 00:48:53,343 --> 00:48:55,375 I don't know. 692 00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,426 What kind of jerk defaces a children's library? 693 00:48:58,992 --> 00:49:01,159 I mean, come on! 694 00:49:01,193 --> 00:49:02,541 People are counting on you. 695 00:49:02,575 --> 00:49:04,975 Your parents are counting on you. 696 00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:09,242 Your little sister is counting on you. What kind of example are you? 697 00:49:09,276 --> 00:49:12,275 What goes through your mind when you do it? Or do you not think at all? 698 00:49:12,309 --> 00:49:14,142 I'm gonna put myself on the line, okay? 699 00:49:14,176 --> 00:49:16,475 I could lose my job. 700 00:49:16,508 --> 00:49:18,574 If you don't start thinking about what you're doing 701 00:49:18,609 --> 00:49:21,342 you're gonna land yourself right in juvenile hall. 702 00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:23,442 And who's this kid Fred? 703 00:49:23,476 --> 00:49:26,175 Why was he visiting you at the library? 704 00:49:26,210 --> 00:49:28,208 Why do you wanna hang around with people like that? 705 00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:29,807 That guy sounds like a loser. 706 00:49:34,093 --> 00:49:35,092 Hey, Fred! 707 00:49:38,575 --> 00:49:41,459 Hey, buddy, you looking for Fred? He's not here. 708 00:49:41,493 --> 00:49:42,891 Can I come in for a second? 709 00:49:44,493 --> 00:49:46,058 Yeah, sure, you can come in. 710 00:49:46,092 --> 00:49:47,125 You okay? Yeah. 711 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,325 What's... What's going on? 712 00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:55,941 You want something to eat, drink? No. Thanks, I'm fine. 713 00:49:57,609 --> 00:49:59,175 Had a pretty big dinner last night. 714 00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:00,328 Oh, yeah? Oh, I mean tonight. 715 00:50:04,642 --> 00:50:05,808 Last night. 716 00:50:06,476 --> 00:50:07,557 What did you have? 717 00:50:07,592 --> 00:50:08,591 Pasta. 718 00:50:10,959 --> 00:50:11,958 Yeah. 719 00:50:13,026 --> 00:50:14,459 I'm a little, uh... 720 00:50:14,493 --> 00:50:16,058 You smell that? 721 00:50:16,092 --> 00:50:17,991 Oh, yeah. I'm a little high. 722 00:50:18,026 --> 00:50:19,108 I noticed that. 723 00:50:20,975 --> 00:50:23,225 Yeah? It's cool, man. 724 00:50:23,259 --> 00:50:25,208 You wanna partake? 725 00:50:25,243 --> 00:50:27,109 Sure. Yeah. Really? 726 00:50:27,143 --> 00:50:31,008 Just do me a favor, though. Don't... 727 00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:32,874 Let's keep it between us. Oh, for sure. Okay. 728 00:50:36,609 --> 00:50:38,875 It's pretty strong, so go easy. 729 00:50:49,592 --> 00:50:51,091 I like your hair like that. 730 00:50:52,359 --> 00:50:53,358 My hair? 731 00:50:54,959 --> 00:50:55,958 Thanks, man. 732 00:50:59,009 --> 00:51:00,008 Ah. 733 00:51:00,242 --> 00:51:01,241 Ooh! 734 00:51:04,909 --> 00:51:06,409 Let me sit next to you. 735 00:51:06,443 --> 00:51:07,874 One second. 736 00:51:07,909 --> 00:51:09,308 Feel like I'm so far away over here. 737 00:51:14,276 --> 00:51:16,574 Oh, God. 738 00:51:16,608 --> 00:51:18,342 I love this couch. 739 00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:20,342 Yeah, it's cool. Isn't it comfortable? 740 00:51:20,376 --> 00:51:21,375 Mmm-hmm. 741 00:51:23,276 --> 00:51:25,075 It's my grandfather's couch, this couch. 742 00:51:25,575 --> 00:51:26,574 Yeah? 743 00:51:28,309 --> 00:51:29,308 Bounce on it. 744 00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:38,075 Seriously. Just... Just bounce on it. 745 00:51:38,109 --> 00:51:39,142 You want me to... 746 00:51:44,942 --> 00:51:46,941 I don't even know how to answer that like... 747 00:51:47,343 --> 00:51:48,342 Just bounce on it. 748 00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:51,042 Just do it. Just do it. 749 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,208 Do it once. All right. 750 00:51:58,476 --> 00:51:59,475 My God. 751 00:52:00,476 --> 00:52:02,874 I didn't know you had an earring. 752 00:52:02,909 --> 00:52:04,574 I love it. I love that on you. Yeah? 753 00:52:04,608 --> 00:52:05,841 I did it myself. Really? 754 00:52:07,176 --> 00:52:09,375 You're stoned, aren't you? I love this hair. 755 00:52:10,509 --> 00:52:12,475 I love it... All right, all right. 756 00:52:12,509 --> 00:52:13,807 What? What? 757 00:52:16,376 --> 00:52:17,574 Just... 758 00:52:17,608 --> 00:52:18,941 Just touching my hair. 759 00:52:21,309 --> 00:52:22,475 What? 760 00:52:22,509 --> 00:52:25,075 Nothing. You were just touching my hair. It's funny. 761 00:52:26,509 --> 00:52:27,941 What's funny about it? 762 00:52:29,243 --> 00:52:31,008 Nothing. Relax, man. It's cool. 763 00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:34,908 What? 764 00:52:39,143 --> 00:52:40,382 Have you ever smoked with Fred? 765 00:52:50,509 --> 00:52:53,974 All right, dude. I should probably get going, man. 766 00:52:54,009 --> 00:52:56,175 Yeah, I just... Thanks for everything, dude, I'll see you around. 767 00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:58,108 Are you too high or... No, I'm good, dude. 768 00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:00,175 Thanks. All right. Uh... 769 00:53:02,043 --> 00:53:03,874 All right. You okay to drive? 770 00:53:03,909 --> 00:53:05,342 Yeah, I am. 771 00:53:08,343 --> 00:53:09,375 All right, buddy. 772 00:53:11,143 --> 00:53:13,308 I think your dad tried to come onto me. 773 00:53:13,343 --> 00:53:15,442 My dad's not gay, Teddy. 774 00:53:15,476 --> 00:53:16,475 Okay. 775 00:53:19,009 --> 00:53:21,308 It's kind of one of those moments we're gonna remember forever. 776 00:53:21,343 --> 00:53:22,342 Me and you. 777 00:53:23,076 --> 00:53:24,142 You ready? Mmm-hmm. 778 00:53:25,109 --> 00:53:27,442 Dude, could I try first? 779 00:53:27,476 --> 00:53:30,008 You fucking kidding me? We'll switch off half way or something. 780 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,175 Fine. Go on. All right. 781 00:53:36,309 --> 00:53:38,409 Dude, you're holding it way too fucking low. No. No, no. Chill. 782 00:53:38,443 --> 00:53:40,442 I got it. No. Give me the fucking thing. You're gonna... 783 00:53:40,476 --> 00:53:42,574 Stop. It'll cut your leg off. Be careful, dude. 784 00:53:42,608 --> 00:53:44,475 Let me try. Dude, it was my idea in the first... 785 00:53:44,509 --> 00:53:46,974 I'll give it you... Okay. Just fucking give it to me. Stop. 786 00:53:48,043 --> 00:53:50,175 Okay. Okay, I'm excited. 787 00:53:50,209 --> 00:53:52,108 All right, let's do this, dude. 788 00:53:52,143 --> 00:53:54,908 Let's cut this bitch down. Come on. 789 00:53:54,942 --> 00:53:56,908 This fucking tree needs to die tonight. 790 00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:00,409 Oh, yeah. 791 00:54:07,576 --> 00:54:09,108 - Whoo! - Yes. 792 00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:16,025 I can't wait to come see your band play. 793 00:54:16,059 --> 00:54:17,459 I know. We're good. 794 00:54:17,493 --> 00:54:19,557 There's only three of us. 795 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,359 Hello. 796 00:54:35,592 --> 00:54:36,958 Drew your picture. 797 00:54:37,926 --> 00:54:38,925 Oh! 798 00:54:44,259 --> 00:54:45,258 Oh! 799 00:54:47,592 --> 00:54:48,825 That's... 800 00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:50,991 That's nice. 801 00:54:52,526 --> 00:54:53,925 Very nice. 802 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:12,025 I'll get it. 803 00:55:18,476 --> 00:55:19,541 Hi. 804 00:55:20,426 --> 00:55:21,591 Hi. 805 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:23,025 When I do this... 806 00:55:24,892 --> 00:55:26,159 Does it make me look Chinese? 807 00:55:31,343 --> 00:55:32,875 We're going to play in the garden? 808 00:55:35,143 --> 00:55:36,142 Nice. 809 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,308 Teddy was always gone doing work 810 00:55:41,343 --> 00:55:43,458 or probation or whatever you call that baloney. 811 00:55:43,493 --> 00:55:46,392 We talked on the phone a few times. Emily didn't have any friends. 812 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,175 I didn't talk long. The only person she knew was me. 813 00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:50,008 Just enough to make her feel comfortable. 814 00:55:50,043 --> 00:55:52,308 One afternoon we went to Jason King's house. 815 00:55:52,343 --> 00:55:54,242 She didn't talk much. 816 00:55:54,276 --> 00:55:55,875 Jason's parents were gone. 817 00:55:55,909 --> 00:55:56,808 I did all the talking. We were drinking 818 00:55:56,842 --> 00:55:58,608 sodas and vodka and smoking pot. 819 00:55:58,642 --> 00:56:00,208 I was a nice guy. 820 00:56:00,242 --> 00:56:01,442 I'm a nice guy to everyone. 821 00:56:01,477 --> 00:56:02,941 Emily came over. 822 00:56:02,976 --> 00:56:05,308 I got her into Jason's parents' bed and got her naked. 823 00:56:06,609 --> 00:56:08,376 The guys lined up outside the bedroom. 824 00:56:08,410 --> 00:56:10,141 Big brown house. 825 00:56:10,176 --> 00:56:12,342 We went in two or three at a time. 826 00:56:14,743 --> 00:56:16,092 Everyone fucked her. 827 00:56:16,126 --> 00:56:18,174 We ran around the house to... 828 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:19,541 I kept going back in with everyone... 829 00:56:19,575 --> 00:56:20,858 She gave me a blowjob. 830 00:56:21,626 --> 00:56:22,725 I asked if she liked it. 831 00:56:22,759 --> 00:56:24,591 I had my clothes on when I ushered people in. 832 00:56:24,626 --> 00:56:25,925 She said she did. 833 00:56:25,959 --> 00:56:27,392 I was a wild monkey. 834 00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:30,426 Then I left. 835 00:56:46,959 --> 00:56:47,991 Tell me you love me. 836 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:13,492 Hey. 837 00:57:13,525 --> 00:57:14,524 Hey. What's up? 838 00:57:15,959 --> 00:57:17,425 Nothing. 839 00:57:17,459 --> 00:57:18,492 How're you doing? 840 00:57:18,525 --> 00:57:19,524 I'm fine. How are you? 841 00:57:20,443 --> 00:57:21,442 Good. 842 00:57:29,410 --> 00:57:30,409 Uh... 843 00:57:34,509 --> 00:57:36,025 Do you... Do you want it? 844 00:57:37,109 --> 00:57:38,275 I love the pink ones. 845 00:57:39,342 --> 00:57:40,341 So good. 846 00:57:45,142 --> 00:57:47,141 All right. Thank you. 847 00:57:47,175 --> 00:57:48,533 Yeah, I'll see you later. Bye. Okay. 848 00:58:03,443 --> 00:58:04,761 That's how you play. Go like this. 849 00:58:10,526 --> 00:58:11,525 All right. 850 00:58:13,609 --> 00:58:14,941 There you go. 851 00:58:31,476 --> 00:58:32,514 You almost got it. Come on. 852 00:58:33,276 --> 00:58:34,841 How's that foot? Come here. 853 00:58:45,493 --> 00:58:47,058 Not in this color, though. 854 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:58,008 Hey. 855 00:58:58,975 --> 00:59:00,208 Beer? No, thanks. 856 00:59:06,642 --> 00:59:08,108 Wanna hear a joke? 857 00:59:12,092 --> 00:59:13,371 There's this horse and a chicken. 858 00:59:15,092 --> 00:59:17,225 And the horse falls into this big puddle of mud 859 00:59:18,592 --> 00:59:21,958 and, um, so the chicken gets his Mercedes 860 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,192 ties it to the horse and pulls him out. 861 00:59:24,226 --> 00:59:26,492 Then the chicken falls into the mud. 862 00:59:26,526 --> 00:59:28,924 The horse doesn't get his Mercedes. He just stands there. 863 00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:30,991 And he says, 864 00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:33,359 "Just hold onto my thingy and I'll pull you out." 865 00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:36,825 That's funny. 866 00:59:38,026 --> 00:59:40,192 Well, it's not over. 867 00:59:40,226 --> 00:59:41,991 So, the moral of the story 868 00:59:42,026 --> 00:59:44,192 is that if you're hung like a horse 869 00:59:44,226 --> 00:59:46,158 you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks. 870 00:59:47,477 --> 00:59:49,175 Yeah. I get it. 871 00:59:55,193 --> 00:59:56,958 Why don't you talk to me at school anymore? 872 00:59:59,343 --> 01:00:01,142 You know why. 873 01:00:01,176 --> 01:00:04,342 Yeah, but you can at least be nice to me, not just ignore me. 874 01:00:07,009 --> 01:00:09,008 I mean, it's like you don't even like me anymore. 875 01:00:10,426 --> 01:00:11,425 Are you kidding me? 876 01:00:13,093 --> 01:00:14,192 April, I love you. 877 01:00:17,525 --> 01:00:18,524 What? 878 01:00:22,942 --> 01:00:24,175 Doesn't even make sense. 879 01:00:25,342 --> 01:00:26,608 What? Why? 880 01:00:26,642 --> 01:00:27,958 I have to go. 881 01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:31,359 April. What... Hey, hey, hey. 882 01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:33,492 April, I love you. 883 01:00:35,309 --> 01:00:37,091 Okay. I'm in love with you. 884 01:00:38,342 --> 01:00:39,792 I just... 885 01:00:39,826 --> 01:00:43,092 I... I was quiet before because I didn't want anything bad to happen 886 01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:45,875 but I don't care anymore. 887 01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:47,958 All right, I... I just wanna be with you. 888 01:00:49,193 --> 01:00:51,192 We can figure it out. You... 889 01:00:51,226 --> 01:00:53,663 You can just say you're babysitting all the time and come over. 890 01:00:54,142 --> 01:00:55,841 No, I'm... 891 01:00:55,876 --> 01:00:58,125 I should be hanging out with boys my own age. 892 01:00:58,127 --> 01:00:59,925 Why? 893 01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:02,325 Why do you wanna hang out with a bunch of little boys. You're... 894 01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:03,825 You're better than that. 895 01:01:04,892 --> 01:01:06,258 Just be with me. 896 01:01:07,076 --> 01:01:08,075 April. 897 01:01:08,876 --> 01:01:09,875 Look, uh... 898 01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,459 Please, all right. Just... 899 01:01:13,493 --> 01:01:16,191 Let's just... Just start all over. 900 01:01:16,225 --> 01:01:18,825 Just watch a movie, find something silly and... 901 01:01:21,092 --> 01:01:22,124 Like always, okay? 902 01:01:26,342 --> 01:01:27,341 Just stay. April! 903 01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:34,308 So the founding of Rome begins with a fratricide 904 01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:37,341 as Romulus kills his twin brother, Remus. 905 01:01:37,376 --> 01:01:41,575 Seems appropriate seeing as their father is Mars, the Roman god of war. 906 01:01:44,109 --> 01:01:47,375 Folks, there will be a test on this sometime in the next week. 907 01:01:47,410 --> 01:01:49,192 Thank you very much. Great work today. 908 01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:50,942 April, can I talk to you for a minute? 909 01:01:55,193 --> 01:01:56,192 Um... 910 01:01:58,460 --> 01:01:59,924 I read your paper. 911 01:02:02,192 --> 01:02:03,431 Did someone help you with this? 912 01:02:05,093 --> 01:02:06,858 It doesn't seem like your writing. 913 01:02:06,892 --> 01:02:07,992 Um... 914 01:02:08,026 --> 01:02:09,358 It's my step-daddy. 915 01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:12,858 I just asked him to help me correct it and then he just kind of 916 01:02:12,892 --> 01:02:15,058 started rewriting it and... 917 01:02:15,092 --> 01:02:17,410 I can't give you a passing grade on this. Do you understand? 918 01:02:18,409 --> 01:02:20,459 What's your next class? I'll write you a slip. 919 01:02:20,493 --> 01:02:21,492 It, uh... 920 01:02:21,525 --> 01:02:24,209 It's college counseling. 921 01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:26,175 Do you know what college you would like to go to? 922 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:28,375 They're so competitive these days 923 01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:30,958 that you need all the time you can get. 924 01:02:30,993 --> 01:02:32,308 I want you to give some thought to that 925 01:02:32,343 --> 01:02:34,558 because there are only a few weeks left. 926 01:02:34,592 --> 01:02:37,325 You excel in art class. 927 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,108 Would you like to go to an art school? 928 01:02:39,142 --> 01:02:40,442 Maybe. Maybe. 929 01:02:40,476 --> 01:02:42,074 Maybe. 930 01:02:42,109 --> 01:02:44,108 You know what you wanna do? 931 01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:45,221 You know what you wanna be? 932 01:02:46,942 --> 01:02:48,674 I don't know. 933 01:02:48,676 --> 01:02:50,325 I want you to stay on that soccer team 934 01:02:50,359 --> 01:02:53,174 because that could be so helpful. 935 01:02:54,476 --> 01:02:56,125 Can I go to the bathroom real quick? 936 01:02:56,127 --> 01:02:57,126 Uh, but... 937 01:03:01,592 --> 01:03:05,058 I'm literally punching myself that I didn't buy that dress yesterday. 938 01:03:05,092 --> 01:03:06,459 Oh, I know. 939 01:03:06,493 --> 01:03:09,075 No, honestly, it looks so fucking good on me. 940 01:03:09,109 --> 01:03:10,041 You need to go back and get it. 941 01:03:10,075 --> 01:03:12,942 What if we just ditch and go to the mall and get it. 942 01:03:12,976 --> 01:03:15,275 Let's do it. Your tits are seriously so huge today. 943 01:03:15,309 --> 01:03:16,408 I know, right? 944 01:03:16,443 --> 01:03:18,258 They look amazing. 945 01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:20,675 'Cause I'm on my period, which kind of sucks but... 946 01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:24,008 Probably, but it's totally worth it. You're making the best of it. 947 01:03:24,476 --> 01:03:25,359 They look great. 948 01:03:25,393 --> 01:03:27,574 Okay, I have to pee like a mother fucking race horse. 949 01:03:27,609 --> 01:03:29,342 I do, too. 950 01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:31,175 Why do they even say "I have to pee like a race horse"? 951 01:03:31,209 --> 01:03:32,442 I don't know. 952 01:03:32,477 --> 01:03:34,508 I don't get that, like... 953 01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:38,541 Do race horses just, like, have to pee all the time. I don't get it. 954 01:03:38,576 --> 01:03:41,476 Because they're always racing and they never get to pee. 955 01:03:41,509 --> 01:03:43,575 Poor horsies. Oh, I don't have toilet paper. 956 01:03:43,609 --> 01:03:45,476 Can you spot me? 957 01:03:45,509 --> 01:03:46,842 Of course, sweetie. 958 01:03:53,343 --> 01:03:54,342 Oh. 959 01:03:55,642 --> 01:03:58,075 All right. How's my hair? 960 01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:03,674 Don't look at the easel. 961 01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,858 Look at the model instead. 962 01:04:05,892 --> 01:04:08,442 More green. Okay, no. 963 01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:11,008 You're looking at the easel. You're looking at the easel. 964 01:04:11,043 --> 01:04:13,075 Look at the model and don't look at the easel. 965 01:04:13,109 --> 01:04:15,141 Jesus. That model's kind of hot. 966 01:04:17,109 --> 01:04:18,308 She looks like an old tree. 967 01:04:19,092 --> 01:04:20,258 I'd fuck a tree. 968 01:04:21,876 --> 01:04:23,641 I'd fuck the shit out of that tree. 969 01:04:23,675 --> 01:04:24,674 Nice. 970 01:04:29,642 --> 01:04:31,925 You know, I had a near death experience myself once. 971 01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:35,858 I was going down the tunnel 972 01:04:35,892 --> 01:04:38,192 in a convertible car, old convertible car. 973 01:04:38,226 --> 01:04:40,658 It's not my car. It's freezing cold. 974 01:04:40,692 --> 01:04:44,208 Ice, like brown melting ugly ice. 975 01:04:44,242 --> 01:04:46,941 I say to myself, "Bob, you're going down the tunnel of death." 976 01:04:47,542 --> 01:04:49,541 Then I say to myself, 977 01:04:49,575 --> 01:04:52,375 "My name is not Bob. I'm not Bob." 978 01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:54,607 Then I said, "It's not my car." 979 01:04:54,642 --> 01:04:57,442 And this is not my tunnel. 980 01:04:57,476 --> 01:04:58,741 So, what happened? 981 01:04:58,776 --> 01:05:02,192 I made a uie and suddenly I'm going fast the other way 982 01:05:02,226 --> 01:05:03,992 and there's a rainbow. 983 01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:05,092 It's a rainbow. 984 01:05:06,592 --> 01:05:08,492 You're going down the wrong way, Bob. 985 01:05:08,525 --> 01:05:10,125 Turn your art around. 986 01:05:10,926 --> 01:05:12,958 Dude, I'm not Bob. 987 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,192 Yes, yes. 988 01:05:15,226 --> 01:05:16,574 All right. 989 01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:18,074 That's right. 990 01:05:18,109 --> 01:05:19,525 I'm not fucking Bob. 991 01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:22,025 Dude, what the fuck is going on? 992 01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:27,524 This is kind of fun, isn't it? 993 01:05:27,558 --> 01:05:28,958 Yeah. 994 01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:34,158 I'm doing an ocean. What are you doing? 995 01:05:34,192 --> 01:05:36,058 I'm also doing an ocean. 996 01:05:36,093 --> 01:05:37,858 Oh, I love yours. That's so good. 997 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,658 Thank you. 998 01:05:39,692 --> 01:05:41,475 Hey, Teddy. Hey. 999 01:05:41,509 --> 01:05:44,508 Tanya's daughter came by and saw the pictures you drew of her. 1000 01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:46,425 She liked them. Really? 1001 01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:48,109 You should go see her. Room 22. 1002 01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:51,342 Hey, Janet. Bye. 1003 01:05:51,376 --> 01:05:53,109 Hi. How are you? 1004 01:05:53,143 --> 01:05:54,442 Oh, pretty good. That's very pretty. 1005 01:05:54,476 --> 01:05:55,842 Yeah? That's a fish. 1006 01:05:55,876 --> 01:05:56,942 Hello. 1007 01:05:57,943 --> 01:06:01,042 Yes. Oh, hi. Hi. 1008 01:06:01,076 --> 01:06:03,075 How are you doing? I'm fine. Sit down. 1009 01:06:05,043 --> 01:06:06,442 I see you got the pictures up. 1010 01:06:06,477 --> 01:06:08,908 - You draw so well. - No. I'm crap. 1011 01:06:08,942 --> 01:06:11,191 No. No. Come here. 1012 01:06:16,025 --> 01:06:17,891 You're a good boy. 1013 01:06:19,059 --> 01:06:21,058 And you captured me good. 1014 01:06:21,092 --> 01:06:22,558 Thank you. 1015 01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,058 Now listen, 1016 01:06:25,092 --> 01:06:28,591 always have faith and trust 1017 01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:30,891 in your God-given talent. 1018 01:06:32,525 --> 01:06:34,391 All right, what time is it? Game time! 1019 01:06:34,426 --> 01:06:36,292 That's right. All right, listen up. 1020 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:39,359 I want you to play a smart game, pass the ball. 1021 01:06:39,393 --> 01:06:41,258 Keep it tight. High pressure, all right? 1022 01:06:41,293 --> 01:06:43,541 Everything we've been practicing. Okay, you got this. 1023 01:06:43,543 --> 01:06:45,174 You got these bitches. 1024 01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:47,041 They're pathetic all right. 1025 01:06:47,076 --> 01:06:48,574 - You got this, okay. - Yeah! 1026 01:06:48,608 --> 01:06:50,425 All right, bring it in. Bring it in. Whoo! 1027 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:52,208 What are we going to do? Win. 1028 01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:53,574 What are we going to do? Win! 1029 01:06:53,609 --> 01:06:56,058 One, two, three, Panthers! Panthers! 1030 01:06:56,092 --> 01:06:57,641 Come on! 1031 01:06:57,675 --> 01:06:59,025 Come on. 1032 01:07:06,242 --> 01:07:07,507 Raquel, that's you! Let's go! 1033 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,275 Looking good, April! 1034 01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,941 Come on! Okay, pull back! 1035 01:07:14,925 --> 01:07:16,125 Stretch! 1036 01:07:25,076 --> 01:07:26,075 Oh, my God! 1037 01:07:27,493 --> 01:07:28,958 Come on, get up. 1038 01:07:31,076 --> 01:07:32,492 That's right, push in! Push in! 1039 01:07:34,176 --> 01:07:36,042 Fuck with me! 1040 01:07:36,076 --> 01:07:38,041 Fuck with me, bitch! Come on. 1041 01:07:38,075 --> 01:07:39,154 Shauna, what are you doing? 1042 01:07:41,976 --> 01:07:43,242 Thank you. It's un-fucking-real! 1043 01:07:49,493 --> 01:07:50,492 Oh. 1044 01:07:51,826 --> 01:07:53,091 April, come on! 1045 01:07:56,976 --> 01:07:58,158 April, go! 1046 01:08:06,493 --> 01:08:07,824 All right. 1047 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,025 All right, good game! 1048 01:08:10,892 --> 01:08:12,058 Good game. 1049 01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:14,958 Shake. 1050 01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:18,364 You got some good players. All right. Thank you. 1051 01:08:24,043 --> 01:08:27,209 Raquel is such a cry baby. I know. 1052 01:08:27,243 --> 01:08:29,042 She just does that for attention, though. 1053 01:08:29,992 --> 01:08:31,231 You seriously think you're bad? 1054 01:08:33,309 --> 01:08:35,558 I mean, do you even think she's pretty? 1055 01:08:35,592 --> 01:08:38,058 Raquel? Yeah, she's fucking gorgeous. 1056 01:08:38,093 --> 01:08:40,524 She's pretty. You think? 1057 01:08:40,558 --> 01:08:42,108 She's not ugly. 1058 01:08:42,142 --> 01:08:43,442 Don't blame yourself. 1059 01:08:43,476 --> 01:08:45,008 Okay. All right. 1060 01:08:45,043 --> 01:08:47,275 I'll see you next week. 1061 01:08:47,309 --> 01:08:48,507 I don't think she's so pretty. 1062 01:08:49,909 --> 01:08:51,475 April, she's pretty. 1063 01:08:51,509 --> 01:08:54,108 So, you three upset, too? 1064 01:08:54,509 --> 01:08:56,275 Obviously. 1065 01:08:56,310 --> 01:08:58,409 Yeah, we're not crying but we're upset. 1066 01:08:59,409 --> 01:09:02,075 It's just a game. We played very well. 1067 01:09:02,359 --> 01:09:03,458 We kind of sucked. 1068 01:09:04,426 --> 01:09:06,724 Um, no, you sucked. 1069 01:09:06,758 --> 01:09:08,108 Thank you, Mr. B. 1070 01:09:11,409 --> 01:09:13,108 Anyone need a ride? 1071 01:09:13,142 --> 01:09:14,591 No, my mom's going to come get us. 1072 01:09:14,626 --> 01:09:16,292 I'm with her. 1073 01:09:16,327 --> 01:09:17,326 April? 1074 01:09:19,076 --> 01:09:21,541 - Sure. - Okay, let's go. 1075 01:09:21,576 --> 01:09:23,475 I'll see you guys later. Bye, April. 1076 01:09:23,477 --> 01:09:25,142 Night. Night. 1077 01:09:26,508 --> 01:09:27,908 Bye. 1078 01:09:36,410 --> 01:09:37,409 Where's Michael? 1079 01:09:38,476 --> 01:09:40,075 Oh, he's at his moms. 1080 01:09:40,975 --> 01:09:42,008 Oh. 1081 01:09:46,076 --> 01:09:47,275 Want some water or something? 1082 01:09:48,076 --> 01:09:50,941 Um, no, that's okay. 1083 01:09:53,975 --> 01:09:55,275 It's nice to have you back here. 1084 01:09:57,176 --> 01:09:58,841 Don't worry about the game. 1085 01:10:45,276 --> 01:10:47,041 I know it's not Thursday. 1086 01:10:49,142 --> 01:10:50,409 I always get the days wrong. 1087 01:12:20,009 --> 01:12:22,975 You so crazy. You're so crazy. 1088 01:12:24,443 --> 01:12:27,908 Hi, sweetie. Hi, Mom. 1089 01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:29,442 Hold on, Jamal, I'm gonna call you. 1090 01:12:29,476 --> 01:12:30,991 Do you want some breakfast? 1091 01:12:31,559 --> 01:12:34,158 Um, that's okay. 1092 01:12:34,193 --> 01:12:36,431 I'm gonna call you back, okay? Let me call you right back. 1093 01:12:36,443 --> 01:12:38,109 I can make you eggs and bacon. 1094 01:12:40,143 --> 01:12:42,541 Okay, sure. That sounds good. 1095 01:12:42,576 --> 01:12:45,042 How 'bout some orange juice? You want some orange juice? 1096 01:12:45,044 --> 01:12:47,091 I just love you, you're such a good girl. 1097 01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:54,058 I love you, too. Aw. You mean so much to me. 1098 01:13:00,776 --> 01:13:03,991 Test your might! 1099 01:13:14,259 --> 01:13:15,858 Fight. 1100 01:13:19,092 --> 01:13:20,991 You're not allowed to do that. 1101 01:13:23,092 --> 01:13:24,325 Are you going to tell on me? 1102 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:37,591 Can I play? 1103 01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:40,092 Sure. I don't care. 1104 01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,442 All right, what do I do? 1105 01:13:44,476 --> 01:13:46,141 You have to pick a character first. 1106 01:13:47,942 --> 01:13:49,442 I wanna be the girl character. 1107 01:13:49,476 --> 01:13:52,392 The girl character? She sucks. 1108 01:13:52,426 --> 01:13:54,358 Trust me. I've played her. 1109 01:13:54,392 --> 01:13:56,425 All right, well, I still wanna be her, so... 1110 01:13:57,142 --> 01:13:58,275 Suit yourself. 1111 01:13:59,342 --> 01:14:00,841 Fight! 1112 01:14:03,093 --> 01:14:05,125 Hey, how do I fight? You press the buttons. 1113 01:14:05,159 --> 01:14:06,442 Oh, come on, which ones? 1114 01:14:08,626 --> 01:14:10,359 Which color? 1115 01:14:10,393 --> 01:14:11,557 Hey. 1116 01:14:13,326 --> 01:14:14,325 Yes! 1117 01:14:15,009 --> 01:14:16,941 Two cookies please! 1118 01:14:17,342 --> 01:14:18,492 What? 1119 01:14:18,525 --> 01:14:20,674 I get two cookies because I won. 1120 01:14:20,709 --> 01:14:22,475 Says who? 1121 01:14:22,508 --> 01:14:23,507 Raquel. 1122 01:14:27,359 --> 01:14:28,908 Raquel? 1123 01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:30,875 Raquel's my other babysitter. 1124 01:14:30,909 --> 01:14:32,875 She lets me have two cookies when I win. 1125 01:14:33,659 --> 01:14:34,991 Hmm. 1126 01:14:38,526 --> 01:14:40,058 Well, okay. 1127 01:14:48,093 --> 01:14:50,058 I want one Oreo and one chocolate chip. 1128 01:14:51,026 --> 01:14:52,891 Here you go. Have 'em all. 1129 01:15:21,342 --> 01:15:23,041 Hello. 1130 01:15:23,075 --> 01:15:26,208 April. Who's this? 1131 01:15:26,242 --> 01:15:29,308 Look, what happened between me and Raquel... It's nothing, okay? 1132 01:15:29,342 --> 01:15:31,375 Can I just explain what happened? 1133 01:15:32,376 --> 01:15:34,974 What? 1134 01:15:35,009 --> 01:15:39,341 You broke up with me. And we weren't talking to each other. Can I see you? 1135 01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:42,875 No. No, I'm not coming over there anymore. 1136 01:15:42,909 --> 01:15:45,159 April, I love you. Please. 1137 01:15:51,443 --> 01:15:53,658 Dude, isn't this a... 1138 01:15:53,693 --> 01:15:56,842 Oh, gee, you're acting like we're in a recession. Give me. 1139 01:15:56,876 --> 01:15:58,315 I wanna show you how to do this shit. 1140 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:01,058 I ought to... 1141 01:16:01,093 --> 01:16:03,292 Chef Ivan at your service. 1142 01:16:06,542 --> 01:16:07,808 Emily. 1143 01:16:09,909 --> 01:16:12,574 Hey, Emily. Emily, hi, hi. 1144 01:16:12,609 --> 01:16:14,375 Hi. Hi. 1145 01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:17,208 You look, um... You look really beautiful. 1146 01:16:18,343 --> 01:16:21,242 You look, uh... Yeah, your whole, 1147 01:16:21,276 --> 01:16:23,974 um, dress. 1148 01:16:24,009 --> 01:16:26,608 You look really... You look really great. 1149 01:16:26,642 --> 01:16:28,242 Thanks. 1150 01:16:28,276 --> 01:16:30,058 All right, sorry. 1151 01:16:30,092 --> 01:16:31,958 Hey, I have this idea, um... 1152 01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,958 Uh, I saw this pool. 1153 01:16:37,493 --> 01:16:39,358 And I was wondering maybe you want to like 1154 01:16:40,659 --> 01:16:42,392 go swimming. 1155 01:16:42,426 --> 01:16:44,258 Swimming? Yeah. 1156 01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:46,359 ♪ We could go swimming 1157 01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:48,924 ♪ We could go swimming ♪ Okay, fine. 1158 01:16:48,959 --> 01:16:50,325 Fine. Really? 1159 01:16:51,293 --> 01:16:53,558 Mmm-hmm. Okay. Okay, all right. 1160 01:16:53,592 --> 01:16:55,192 Okay. 1161 01:17:04,558 --> 01:17:07,958 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where's the light? The light? 1162 01:17:07,993 --> 01:17:09,258 Need a lighter? Yeah. 1163 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:13,125 - Here you go. - Found it. 1164 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,992 Jump. Jump to me. Jump to me. Wait. 1165 01:17:15,026 --> 01:17:16,225 Jump... Whoa! 1166 01:17:16,893 --> 01:17:18,092 Let's go. 1167 01:17:26,926 --> 01:17:28,392 Are you ready to see me get naked? 1168 01:17:37,326 --> 01:17:39,125 What are you doing? 1169 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,591 I'm jumping in the pool. Aren't you getting in? 1170 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,825 No, it's cold. Come on. 1171 01:17:49,459 --> 01:17:51,058 This is called night swimming. 1172 01:17:51,093 --> 01:17:52,992 Ready, one, two... 1173 01:17:54,443 --> 01:17:56,192 They were just saying that in college, 1174 01:17:56,226 --> 01:17:58,025 like girls have sex all the time. 1175 01:17:58,059 --> 01:17:59,425 So maybe like when you get to college, 1176 01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:01,591 you won't be a sweet little virgin anymore. 1177 01:18:01,626 --> 01:18:03,125 Thank you. 1178 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,192 She's a virgin? She's a virgin, you guys. 1179 01:18:05,226 --> 01:18:08,058 Isn't that so adorable, though? Look at... She's so pretty. 1180 01:18:08,092 --> 01:18:09,591 We can do something about that. No, April. 1181 01:18:09,626 --> 01:18:13,025 You scared her off. They can help. Oh, honey. 1182 01:18:13,059 --> 01:18:14,958 I mean, are you all virgins, too? 1183 01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:23,941 Hey. Hey. 1184 01:18:30,476 --> 01:18:31,974 How's it goin'? 1185 01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:34,442 Good. 1186 01:18:34,476 --> 01:18:35,841 How are you? 1187 01:18:39,609 --> 01:18:41,375 You should, uh, flip one over 1188 01:18:43,576 --> 01:18:45,041 for good luck. 1189 01:18:48,310 --> 01:18:50,541 You know like when you get a new pack, 1190 01:18:50,576 --> 01:18:52,874 you always flip one over and save it for last 1191 01:18:52,909 --> 01:18:54,587 and then when you get to it you make a wish. 1192 01:18:55,343 --> 01:18:57,908 Oh, cool, I've never heard of that. 1193 01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,342 Like that? Yeah. 1194 01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:08,974 Do you need a light? 1195 01:19:15,427 --> 01:19:16,925 Thanks. Yeah. 1196 01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:26,024 That movie is pretty stupid. 1197 01:19:26,692 --> 01:19:27,858 Why? 1198 01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:32,141 I think all movies and TV shows 1199 01:19:32,176 --> 01:19:34,241 and video games these days are just pointless. 1200 01:19:34,893 --> 01:19:36,092 Okay. 1201 01:19:41,459 --> 01:19:43,125 You're crazy. 1202 01:19:44,476 --> 01:19:46,442 No, I'm not. 1203 01:19:46,476 --> 01:19:47,858 Yeah, you are. 1204 01:19:50,009 --> 01:19:52,091 Why would you say that? 1205 01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,341 Because you just don't care about anything. 1206 01:19:58,043 --> 01:20:00,075 I wish I didn't care about anything. 1207 01:20:01,609 --> 01:20:05,075 But I do care. I care about everything too much. 1208 01:20:06,059 --> 01:20:07,541 What do you mean? 1209 01:20:07,575 --> 01:20:09,991 It's whatever, Teddy. 1210 01:20:10,026 --> 01:20:11,904 I think you're the one who doesn't care, not me. 1211 01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:15,058 What do you mean? I care about you. 1212 01:20:20,310 --> 01:20:22,175 What? You... 1213 01:20:23,276 --> 01:20:25,108 You never even hang out with me. 1214 01:20:27,076 --> 01:20:28,392 Yeah, I love you. 1215 01:20:49,525 --> 01:20:51,041 I love you. 1216 01:21:00,026 --> 01:21:02,958 Do you remember that night at the graveyard? 1217 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,192 When we went to that tree? 1218 01:21:06,226 --> 01:21:08,191 The one that I carved a heart in? 1219 01:21:08,226 --> 01:21:10,058 Yeah. That was fun. 1220 01:21:11,725 --> 01:21:13,025 That was fun. 1221 01:21:14,559 --> 01:21:16,326 I wish we could go back to that night. 1222 01:21:17,892 --> 01:21:19,892 You know that me and Fred cut it down, right? 1223 01:21:20,443 --> 01:21:21,442 What? 1224 01:21:26,642 --> 01:21:28,841 That's so sad. Yeah. 1225 01:21:30,609 --> 01:21:32,527 That tree was probably there since the Civil War. 1226 01:21:33,609 --> 01:21:35,008 And now it's gone. 1227 01:21:38,276 --> 01:21:39,342 It's kind of sad. 1228 01:21:41,176 --> 01:21:42,824 Come on, get in the pool. 1229 01:21:44,126 --> 01:21:46,541 No. Come on, it feels great. 1230 01:21:46,575 --> 01:21:48,524 I'm shivering but not because it's cold. 1231 01:21:48,558 --> 01:21:50,825 I'm shivering because you're so beautiful. 1232 01:21:51,459 --> 01:21:52,992 Not gonna work this time. 1233 01:21:54,142 --> 01:21:56,475 Emily, just get in the fuckin' pool. No! 1234 01:21:56,509 --> 01:21:57,658 Get in the fuckin' pool, Emily. 1235 01:21:57,709 --> 01:22:00,359 I'm not getting in the fucking pool. 1236 01:22:00,393 --> 01:22:01,941 Get in the pool! I've been excited about this! 1237 01:22:01,976 --> 01:22:03,508 Just get in, okay? 1238 01:22:03,542 --> 01:22:05,975 Stop asking me. No! 1239 01:22:06,009 --> 01:22:07,409 Get in the pool, whore. 1240 01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:10,442 You can be a real cunt, you know that? 1241 01:22:10,477 --> 01:22:14,358 Just get in the fucking pool, okay? 1242 01:22:14,392 --> 01:22:15,791 You know what, Fred? 1243 01:22:15,826 --> 01:22:17,557 What? 1244 01:22:17,576 --> 01:22:19,508 I thought I loved you but you're a real... What? 1245 01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:22,109 Fucking douchebag! I'm a what? I'm a douche... 1246 01:22:26,892 --> 01:22:28,625 Fuck! 1247 01:22:28,659 --> 01:22:30,925 Got you! Got you! 1248 01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:35,159 What the fuck! 1249 01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:42,159 What? What? What? 1250 01:22:42,193 --> 01:22:45,058 You made me do all those things! I hate you! Come on. Come on. 1251 01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:47,524 Come on. You set me up! 1252 01:22:47,558 --> 01:22:50,325 Come on, kiss me, kiss me, kiss, me, kiss me, kiss me. Fuck you! 1253 01:22:50,359 --> 01:22:53,341 Sick and disgusting! 1254 01:22:56,659 --> 01:22:58,358 Are you gonna hit me with a bottle? Don't! 1255 01:22:58,393 --> 01:22:59,492 You're gonna hit me with a bottle? Don't! 1256 01:22:59,525 --> 01:23:00,458 Come on, hit me. I dare you. 1257 01:23:00,493 --> 01:23:02,892 You wouldn't do it, pussy. Pussy. Don't! 1258 01:23:02,926 --> 01:23:05,025 Pussy, pussy, pussy. Stop! 1259 01:23:05,059 --> 01:23:07,259 Stop! You're not gonna hit me with a fuckin' bottle. 1260 01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:14,425 Ah. 1261 01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:26,492 You bitch. What the fuck! 1262 01:23:26,525 --> 01:23:27,925 I was just messing around. 1263 01:23:30,558 --> 01:23:31,958 Fuck! 1264 01:23:42,209 --> 01:23:43,275 Teddy? 1265 01:23:46,076 --> 01:23:47,375 Let's go! 1266 01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:01,341 Hey what's going on? Can we have some stogs? 1267 01:24:03,142 --> 01:24:04,191 Sure. Let me get one, too. 1268 01:24:06,992 --> 01:24:08,958 Aren't you guys a little young for drinking and smoking? 1269 01:24:08,992 --> 01:24:10,524 No, we like 'em. 1270 01:24:10,559 --> 01:24:13,242 What? No. You guys look younger than me. 1271 01:24:13,276 --> 01:24:15,275 - How old are you? - Where are you from? 1272 01:24:15,309 --> 01:24:16,492 Around here. 1273 01:24:18,026 --> 01:24:20,241 I like your hair. It's really pretty. 1274 01:24:20,276 --> 01:24:22,325 Thanks. 1275 01:24:22,359 --> 01:24:25,058 You want the last one? They just took all my cigarettes. 1276 01:24:25,092 --> 01:24:27,358 Sucks. I just bought this pack. 1277 01:24:27,392 --> 01:24:29,925 Well, at least now you can make a wish. 1278 01:24:29,959 --> 01:24:31,958 Remember you can make... You can make your wish. 1279 01:24:33,909 --> 01:24:36,141 Oh. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. 1280 01:24:38,059 --> 01:24:39,178 What are you gonna wish for? 1281 01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:57,541 - Are you okay, dude? - Yeah. 1282 01:24:57,575 --> 01:24:59,625 What happened? Nothing just... 1283 01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:03,292 You okay. Yeah. Can we go buy some weed please? 1284 01:25:03,326 --> 01:25:05,942 Yeah. Listen, do you wanna come? 1285 01:25:06,243 --> 01:25:08,575 Oh, fuck. Can you give me a fuckin' break, Teddy? 1286 01:25:08,609 --> 01:25:11,108 Skull's waiting for us to buy some weed. Um, no. 1287 01:25:11,142 --> 01:25:13,180 I should probably wait here so I can get a ride home. 1288 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:14,507 Yeah, let's go. Yeah. 1289 01:25:14,542 --> 01:25:18,124 Um... Maybe tomorrow. 1290 01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:20,541 Yeah. I don't know what you're doing... 1291 01:25:20,575 --> 01:25:23,991 I'll text you or something? Yeah, sure. I'll text you. 1292 01:25:24,026 --> 01:25:25,392 Or you can text me. 1293 01:25:25,426 --> 01:25:27,108 Thank you, April. Let's go. 1294 01:25:27,143 --> 01:25:29,941 Call you or... I mean... See you later. Come on. Come on. 1295 01:25:40,558 --> 01:25:42,397 Dude, what do you... What happened to your head? 1296 01:25:42,426 --> 01:25:44,591 What, uh... What do you mean? 1297 01:25:44,626 --> 01:25:46,225 I mean, what happened, dude? Are you all right? 1298 01:25:46,259 --> 01:25:48,458 Yeah, I'm fine. 1299 01:25:48,493 --> 01:25:50,191 Who did that? Hey, what would you do if, 1300 01:25:50,226 --> 01:25:51,825 if you were an Egyptian? 1301 01:25:54,625 --> 01:25:56,092 I'd be a pharaoh. 1302 01:25:59,126 --> 01:26:02,158 You can't be a fuckin' pharaoh. Why not? 1303 01:26:02,193 --> 01:26:04,092 You can't be a fuckin' pharaoh. Why not? 1304 01:26:07,293 --> 01:26:09,258 I don't even want to be Egyptian anyways. 1305 01:26:11,276 --> 01:26:14,208 All that sand and mummies and shit, it's so boring. 1306 01:26:16,942 --> 01:26:18,409 I'd be an Aztec or a Mayan. 1307 01:26:20,493 --> 01:26:22,891 Then I'd fucking cut your heart out. 1308 01:26:24,410 --> 01:26:27,908 Hey, maybe we can cut Skull's heart out. 1309 01:26:27,942 --> 01:26:29,574 Skull would fuck you up. Just rip it out of him. 1310 01:26:29,609 --> 01:26:32,275 He wouldn't be able to fuck me up if I, uh, 1311 01:26:32,310 --> 01:26:34,141 stabbed him in the stomach first. 1312 01:26:34,176 --> 01:26:36,041 Stop. What the fuck? 1313 01:26:36,076 --> 01:26:38,309 What are you doing? Stop. 1314 01:26:38,343 --> 01:26:40,941 What are you doing, man? 1315 01:26:40,975 --> 01:26:43,442 Fred, fuck, dude. Put that thing... Fuck. Stop. 1316 01:26:57,459 --> 01:26:59,025 'Sup, Skull? 1317 01:26:59,059 --> 01:27:01,291 How are you doin'? How are you doin'? Feel good? 1318 01:27:02,226 --> 01:27:03,291 Nice. 1319 01:27:05,892 --> 01:27:07,425 So you, uh, so you got it? Yes. 1320 01:27:09,959 --> 01:27:12,008 Just a dime, right? Want a hit? 1321 01:27:17,525 --> 01:27:18,875 Hey, Skull? 1322 01:27:20,509 --> 01:27:23,208 Who'd you rather be the pope or Pablo Escobar? 1323 01:27:23,210 --> 01:27:25,241 Escobar for sure, man. 1324 01:27:25,276 --> 01:27:27,292 Gets to have all the fun. 1325 01:27:27,326 --> 01:27:29,125 The pope gets to live in the Vatican. 1326 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:30,392 He gets to see Michelangelo all the time. 1327 01:27:30,426 --> 01:27:33,425 Escobar. What do you think? Shut the fuck up, Teddy. 1328 01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:34,808 You know what you want? 1329 01:27:36,609 --> 01:27:38,409 You what a knife. Huh? 1330 01:27:40,259 --> 01:27:45,041 This fucker could cut your heart out, with this fucking knife. 1331 01:27:45,075 --> 01:27:46,858 Cut your fucking heart out. 1332 01:27:46,893 --> 01:27:48,841 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey... He fucking said it to me. 1333 01:27:48,876 --> 01:27:51,574 You try it, I'll fucking kill you! I never said that. 1334 01:27:51,609 --> 01:27:53,624 This fucker's always saying weird shit 1335 01:27:53,658 --> 01:27:55,924 and trying to get me to kill people. I don't... 1336 01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:58,442 He want... He was talking about cutting your heart out. I didn't... 1337 01:27:58,477 --> 01:28:00,075 Skull, Skull, Skull, Skull. Yes. 1338 01:28:01,477 --> 01:28:03,108 Would you rather be gay or a girl? 1339 01:28:04,942 --> 01:28:06,908 Neither. 1340 01:28:06,942 --> 01:28:10,608 No, I'm just saying if you had to. Like, if a genie said so. 1341 01:28:10,642 --> 01:28:12,042 Both of them have to suck dick. 1342 01:28:12,076 --> 01:28:13,359 Exactly. 1343 01:28:13,393 --> 01:28:16,058 Would that be so bad? 1344 01:28:16,093 --> 01:28:18,325 I mean, don't you ever get jealous of those 1345 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:21,359 girls in pornos that get to be 1346 01:28:21,393 --> 01:28:23,550 on their knees in the middle of all those fucking dicks. 1347 01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:27,058 Are you fuckin' serious right now? 1348 01:28:27,092 --> 01:28:29,075 Are you be... Are you being fucking serious right now? 1349 01:28:29,110 --> 01:28:30,175 He's a fuckin' faggot. 1350 01:28:31,476 --> 01:28:34,941 He's always saying weird shit like this, dude. No, no, no, no. 1351 01:28:34,975 --> 01:28:36,958 This faggot is fucking serious. 1352 01:28:36,993 --> 01:28:39,008 You don't like the idea of an Around-The-World blow bang? 1353 01:28:39,043 --> 01:28:41,625 No, I like to have a girl suck my dick. 1354 01:28:41,659 --> 01:28:43,275 What's the difference? 1355 01:28:43,310 --> 01:28:45,575 "What the difference?" 1356 01:28:45,609 --> 01:28:47,442 Well, I'll tell you the difference, 1357 01:28:47,476 --> 01:28:49,108 because I am going in 1358 01:28:50,210 --> 01:28:52,392 and she's being got inside of. 1359 01:28:52,427 --> 01:28:56,558 Yeah, and why is one better? Why does one make you better, Skull? 1360 01:28:56,592 --> 01:28:59,492 And why when you're inside her, do you feel better? 1361 01:28:59,526 --> 01:29:02,225 I mean, aren't you on her turf, inside her? 1362 01:29:02,259 --> 01:29:05,426 You know, isn't she in control of you? 1363 01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:08,558 Like a little fuckin' baby with his mamma making him feel good. 1364 01:29:08,592 --> 01:29:09,591 Huh? 1365 01:29:10,226 --> 01:29:12,508 Skull, why? Why? 1366 01:29:12,542 --> 01:29:14,807 Because... Because what? 1367 01:30:22,410 --> 01:30:24,175 Hey, dude. 1368 01:30:24,209 --> 01:30:26,242 Hey, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 1369 01:30:26,276 --> 01:30:27,941 Let's drive down the wrong way. 1370 01:30:29,377 --> 01:30:30,924 Fred, why do you have to be like this? 1371 01:30:30,959 --> 01:30:32,392 Why do I have to be like what? 1372 01:30:32,426 --> 01:30:35,359 Why do you have to be all fucking crazy and psycho on me? 1373 01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,392 Why do you have to try so fucking hard to seem crazy, man? I don't get it. 1374 01:30:42,377 --> 01:30:45,941 I just... I can't hang out with you when you're like this. 1375 01:30:49,443 --> 01:30:51,141 Okay. 1376 01:30:58,542 --> 01:31:01,208 I can't hang out with you when you're like this. 1377 01:31:26,327 --> 01:31:28,359 Pull over. Pull over. 1378 01:31:32,093 --> 01:31:34,824 Just let me out, dude. Let me the fuck out. 1379 01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:40,292 Pull over, man. Let me out. 1380 01:31:51,642 --> 01:31:53,275 What are you doing? 1381 01:32:52,392 --> 01:32:54,091 I'm not Bob. 1382 01:32:56,392 --> 01:32:58,024 I'm not Bob. 1383 01:33:00,309 --> 01:33:03,292 I'm not Bob, I'm not Bob, I'm not Bob. 1384 01:33:07,476 --> 01:33:09,858 Let's go! Let's go! 1385 01:33:11,092 --> 01:33:12,558 I'm not Bob! 91609