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- Teddy?
- Hmm.
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If you were
in the olden times,
what would you do?
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Which olden times?
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Like, King Arthur,
with knights and horses
and shit.
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I'd be the king!
You can't be king, dog.
No way.
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Dude, if I went back,
I'd be the fucking king.
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I'd be the king.
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Then, I'd fuck every
virgin in the kingdom.
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No, you can't be
king, asshole. Okay?
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You can't even be duke.
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The fact that you
fucking said that
shows you're not royalty.
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You're a peasant.
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Peasant!
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Dude, but think about it.
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When people time travel,
they go back
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aren't they always the king,
or they know the king?
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But that's in stories.
In stories everybody's
going to be the king.
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It's Aristotle shit.
It's not real.
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Yeah, but neither
is time travel.
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There're very few fucking
kings and you wouldn't
be one of them, okay?
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King Teddy?
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King Teddy?
That's a fucking
turd's name, dude.
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Fuck you, Fred.
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Fuck you,
you're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
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I know.
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If you were king,
I'd fucking kill myself.
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Then you better die,
motherfucker,
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'cause I'm the king
around these parts.
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Fuck, Fred.
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Oh, shit!
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Whoo!
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That felt
so fucking good.
That felt so...
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Hey, April!
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Wanna join us?
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All right girls, circle up.
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Bring it in.
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Have a stretch.
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All right, on the ground.
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Oh, I'm so wet.
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Not in a good way, either.
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Mr. B's a hottie,
though.
Fuck, I know.
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Right?
Too bad he wants
to get it in with April!
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I know.
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No, he doesn't.
Why would you say that?
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You just went to have
a fucking cigarette
during practice!
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I said I was going
to the bathroom.
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I'd go for it, if I were you.
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Guys, it's so awkward.
I baby-sit his kid.
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So?
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I bet he makes a really
ugly face when he comes.
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You pervert!
No, I'm just saying...
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I bet it's like this.
He's like...
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All right girls!
Good practice.
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Oh, shit! You think
he heard what I said?
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Yeah, he saw you.
He's like, "Wait, that's
my face."
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April, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Hey, you think
you can babysit
Michael on Saturday?
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I have a date.
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I don't know why I try.
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Dates are always stupid.
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Um, yeah,
I can babysit
on Saturday.
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Great.
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And I think you
should play striker.
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I know it's a lot
of responsibility,
lot of pressure,
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but you look really
good out there, so...
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Thanks.
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Great.
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So, I'll see you Saturday.
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Okay, yeah.
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Okay.
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Fred.
Hey.
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Come on, let's get
the fuck out of here.
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Yeah, this place is dead.
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Teddy, what would
you do if you got
into a car accident?
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Uh, I'd be pissed.
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If it was a drunk
driving accident,
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and you were the
one that was drunk?
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How bad is the accident?
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It's bad, you crashed
right into another car,
but your car still runs.
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Shit.
And the other person
could be dead,
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or they could just be
a little whiplashed
but you don't know.
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Who is the person?
You don't know, man!
That's the point.
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You can either wait around
and the other person
could be April
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and you two could
fall in love, or you can get
the fuck out of there.
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Either way
you have to decide.
Pretend like it happened now.
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Boom! That's the accident.
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What would you do?
I drive away.
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Drive away?
Yeah.
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You fucking drive away?
Yeah.
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That's your final answer?
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Yeah, dude.
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Shit, you got
issues, nigger.
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Hi, Meatball. Hi.
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I know.
Did you miss me?
Come here.
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Oh, hi, silly pretty thing.
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Hey, Stewart.
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Get that terrible rodent
out of here.
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Were you playing video games?
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Shooting hookers?
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Yes.
Brilliant.
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Oh, speaking of brilliant.
I corrected your paper.
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I called it
"Alexander the Dubious."
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You could have
just corrected it,
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you didn't have
to rewrite the whole thing.
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Yeah, well.
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It needed quite a bit
of work, sweetie.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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What happened
with your colonoscopy
today? Are you okay?
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Yeah, hold on a minute.
April's here.
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I just wanna say hi to her,
will you hold on for a sec?
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Hi.
Hi, honey. How are you?
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Yeah, I'm good.
Just kind of tired.
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I'm gonna go lie down
for a little.
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You look tired.
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Just said that.
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You really need to rest.
Are you depressed?
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No, why do you always
ask me if I'm depressed?
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I'm not depressed.
I'm tired.
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All right.
I love you.
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Okay, Jamal, I'm gonna
call you back in a little bit.
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I don't care. Tsk.
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Whatever!
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You don't wanna talk to me?
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I don't wanna talk to you first.
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And I'm not doing that paper.
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'Cause I don't give a fuck.
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This is what I think.
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Later.
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No one even cares
'cause you're fat.
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What is
this homework?
It's algebra.
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Phew, I would never
be able to do that.
How do you do that?
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Because I have to.
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My little baby!
I'm not a baby.
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You're such
a little baby.
Mmm-mmm.
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You are.
You need to relax
and rest.
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Okay, so everyone knows
how to play, right?
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You just say,
"Never have I ever..."
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And then if you've done
the thing you have to drink.
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Like if you say,
"I've never cheated
on my boyfriend"
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and you have cheated
on your boyfriend,
then you have to drink!
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Um, never have
I ever given Seth Monkarsh
a blow-job
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during free period
in the senior parking lot.
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Uh-oh.
Drink up, Chrissy.
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Yup.
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Okay fine, my turn.
Um, hmm.
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Never have I ever...
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Kissed my uncle.
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What?
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Are you fucking serious?
That was private.
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Fucking freak.
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Hey, April.
Hey, Teddy. Oh!
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You all right there?
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The chair's broken.
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Do you need a light?
Sure.
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Thanks.
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Why are you doing that?
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Would you mind
your own business?
These are my stepbrother's.
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Not like they're
fucking working anyway.
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This party sucks.
162
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Do you wanna go over
to the graves for a bit?
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Yeah.
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Do you wanna come?
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Sure.
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Never have I ever
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had a lesbianic experience.
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I've never been in love.
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I think it's bullshit.
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I stole
your lamp shade.
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Oh, my God.
I'm gonna fall.
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Oh, my God!
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Ah, I got you guys.
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It's uncool dude,
there could be ghosts
around here.
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Jesus.
Don't even say that.
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Hey, you guys remember
that kid in eighth grade
who suicided himself?
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Yeah, that's...
I remember that.
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The Asian kid?
Yeah.
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Why do you think
he killed himself?
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He's buried here.
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I think he killed himself
because he was Asian.
I think it's pretty obvious.
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What does that even mean?
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It means his parents
pressured the shit
out of him
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because he was Asian, duh?
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I don't think that's true.
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I don't really think
you know any better than me,
so no point talking.
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Okay.
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You got it.
Oh, shit!
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Whoo!
190
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:20,708
Stop!
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00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:23,342
My parents
are gonna fucking flip.
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Wow.
193
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It's kind of hard.
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That's what she said.
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It's cool looking.
196
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Ted, check this out.
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Be careful.
198
00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:56,325
Do you think it hurts
shooting yourself?
199
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Probably for a second.
200
00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:03,025
But, er, I think
pain only hurts
if it's prolonged.
201
00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:04,341
If I was going to kill myself,
202
00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:09,359
I'd kill a bunch
of other people
and take 'em down with me.
203
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:10,341
I wouldn't waste it.
204
00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:11,674
Why would you do that?
205
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:14,574
Why wouldn't you do
like a bunch of really
crazy good things
206
00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:19,409
you know, like help people
or save kids or something.
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00:13:19,443 --> 00:13:23,442
I think when you're suicidal,
though, you're probably only
thinking about yourself.
208
00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:27,125
I don't know.
I try to be good.
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00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:29,409
Fuck good, guys.
Fuck good.
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Live the dangerous life.
211
00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:42,376
Where have you been?
212
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:45,175
Listen. I asked Tyler
if he'd go out with me.
213
00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:46,681
And either he
didn't hear me or he...
214
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I don't know why he would...
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00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,342
Whoo!
216
00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:00,841
Where'd April go?
Are you still hung up
on April, dude?
217
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,075
Get over it.
218
00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:05,075
Be strong.
219
00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,075
Be strong.
220
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Bye!
221
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,825
You okay?
Shut up.
222
00:15:30,525 --> 00:15:31,925
Did you get it all out?
223
00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:33,825
Shut up.
224
00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:37,624
Do you want some water?
225
00:15:37,659 --> 00:15:39,058
Mouthwash.
226
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:41,892
Okay, come on.
It's in the bathroom.
227
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:47,091
Oh, yeah!
228
00:15:50,009 --> 00:15:52,342
♪ And the boring days
are like clockwork ♪
229
00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:00,841
What's up, April?
230
00:16:01,609 --> 00:16:04,308
How you doing?
Good.
231
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,308
Nice.
232
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:09,942
I like your skirt or dress,
I don't know what it is.
233
00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:11,341
But it's really pretty.
234
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:13,775
Thanks.
235
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:17,442
The color brings out your eyes
or something, it's really...
I like it.
236
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,091
It's tight.
237
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,392
Even your moccasins,
those are awesome also.
238
00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,591
Just got it all going on.
239
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,842
Thanks.
240
00:16:26,642 --> 00:16:28,574
You enjoying the party?
241
00:16:28,609 --> 00:16:31,209
Yeah, it's fun.
242
00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:33,075
You know what
your outfit's missing?
243
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,325
Is this hat.
I think it'd complete it.
244
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,259
Actually... You look good
as is, actually.
245
00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:47,192
You're raging tonight
or you're just
kind of chilling?
246
00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:49,225
Raging.
We're going off, huh?
247
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,492
Yeah.
248
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,025
I'm asking...
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00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:56,192
Do you want to do a shot
or something?
250
00:16:56,226 --> 00:16:58,824
Yeah, cheers to that.
Let's go grab one.
Wow.
251
00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:00,325
Whoo.
252
00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:26,908
Oh, fuck!
253
00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:38,824
Have you seen April around here?
254
00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:42,425
She's right there, man.
255
00:19:01,076 --> 00:19:03,108
Fred, let's get
the fuck out of here, man.
256
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,108
Hey Teddy, where are we going?
257
00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,075
Fucking nowhere.
258
00:19:09,526 --> 00:19:11,858
On a scale of one to baked,
how baked are you?
259
00:19:12,493 --> 00:19:14,108
Fucking baked!
260
00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:19,991
What the fuck?
261
00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:25,442
What the fuck was that?
262
00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,392
Dude, what the fuck
are you doing?
263
00:19:30,942 --> 00:19:33,175
How the fuck
did you know?
How did I know what?
264
00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,575
How did you know I'd get
in a fucking accident?
265
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:36,375
I didn't.
What do you mean
how did I know?
266
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,941
What if, yeah, what if?
267
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:40,041
Just stop, stop.
Let me out.
268
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,891
Teddy, you're not
really blaming me
for this, are you?
269
00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:47,426
Really?
270
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,259
I'll see ya.
271
00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:58,958
You know,
you're being
kind of a dick.
272
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,209
Fuck.
273
00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:35,242
- That's him, Officer.
- Okay.
274
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,375
That's definitely the car.
275
00:20:42,443 --> 00:20:45,042
Okay, it seems like you're
the one I'm looking for.
276
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,624
Someone called
your plates in, buddy.
277
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,008
Can I see your license?
278
00:20:52,509 --> 00:20:54,547
Okay, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle.
279
00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:58,492
To the front of the car,
over there.
280
00:20:58,526 --> 00:21:00,158
Now face this way.
281
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,191
It's a kid.
282
00:21:02,558 --> 00:21:04,808
Walk in a straight line.
I can't do that.
283
00:21:06,276 --> 00:21:09,241
Okay, then recite
the alphabet backwards
from Z to A.
284
00:21:09,276 --> 00:21:11,075
Backwards?
Yes.
285
00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:13,426
Can't do that shit.
Why don't you try?
286
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,991
Oh. See, we got
a wise one here, huh?
287
00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:17,209
I'm not fucking wise, Chip.
288
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,091
I just can't recite
my alphabet backwards.
289
00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:21,575
Can't even do that shit sober.
290
00:21:21,609 --> 00:21:23,242
Listen, smart ass.
291
00:21:23,276 --> 00:21:25,392
You can either do
the sobriety test,
292
00:21:25,427 --> 00:21:27,475
or I can take you
to the hospital
and you can do a blood test.
293
00:21:27,509 --> 00:21:28,508
What do you wanna do?
294
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:35,991
Y-X-Z... F-U-C-K U!
U! U! U!
295
00:21:36,026 --> 00:21:37,591
U, U!
296
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,658
You have the right
to remain silent.
Fuck you.
297
00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:41,675
Anything you say can and will
be used against you in a
court of law.
298
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:43,041
Do you understand that?
299
00:21:43,076 --> 00:21:44,841
You have the right
to an attorney.
300
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:46,309
If you cannot afford one,
one will be appointed
for you.
301
00:21:46,343 --> 00:21:48,392
Do you understand these rights?
302
00:21:48,427 --> 00:21:49,426
Fuck you.
303
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:51,858
- Yeah, fuck you, too.
- Hey!
304
00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:55,891
Put your head down.
305
00:21:55,925 --> 00:21:57,359
Oh, my God.
Fucking pig!
306
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:13,409
Oh!
307
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:18,092
Holy fucking shit!
What?
308
00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:20,908
No fucking way,
this is too good.
What is it?
309
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,309
How do we not know about this?
310
00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:23,908
What is it?
311
00:23:23,942 --> 00:23:26,108
Do you know
that Emily has a blog?
312
00:23:26,142 --> 00:23:28,475
You're kidding me.
Holy shit!
Look at these pictures.
313
00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:31,058
Who does that?
314
00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:36,391
Emily blew Teddy last night
in your parents' bedroom.
315
00:23:38,059 --> 00:23:40,025
You're lying.
Mmm-mmm.
316
00:23:40,059 --> 00:23:41,891
- How do you know that?
- Seth told me.
317
00:23:41,926 --> 00:23:42,958
How gross is that?
318
00:23:43,626 --> 00:23:46,191
In my parents' bedroom?
319
00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:49,425
She will suck
any dick that anyone
puts in her face.
320
00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:50,858
God almighty!
321
00:23:53,992 --> 00:23:55,091
She's going down.
322
00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:16,308
What are you playing?
323
00:24:16,342 --> 00:24:17,975
Doodle.
324
00:24:18,009 --> 00:24:19,575
What's that?
325
00:24:19,609 --> 00:24:22,341
It's just like you
have to get the turtle
to the other side.
326
00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:57,824
Come on, enough of this game.
327
00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:00,192
Let's watch a movie.
328
00:25:14,226 --> 00:25:16,924
I don't think I'm allowed
to watch this movie.
329
00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:18,359
Why? It's a good movie.
330
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,359
Whoa.
331
00:25:36,276 --> 00:25:39,792
Okay, I think you're right.
It's time for bed, okay?
332
00:25:39,826 --> 00:25:42,992
I don't wanna go to bed.
I like this movie.
333
00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:45,325
I bet you do.
Come on, let's go.
Bed time.
334
00:25:58,459 --> 00:25:59,891
I want us to be able
to be friends.
335
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,375
I always asked you
to hang out and like...
336
00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:10,908
A back area and like,
hang out there with, like...
337
00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:12,175
Hey.
Hi.
338
00:26:17,126 --> 00:26:18,325
What are you watching?
339
00:26:20,193 --> 00:26:21,591
I don't know.
Some reality show.
340
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:23,092
Ah.
341
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:27,292
Well, that was a shitty date.
342
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:30,325
What happened?
343
00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,325
Nothing.
344
00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:38,392
Just like always.
Teachers are so boring.
345
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:44,058
I can't believe you guys
have to sit there
and listen them all day.
346
00:26:44,093 --> 00:26:46,058
At least I can go home.
347
00:26:46,093 --> 00:26:48,958
Yeah. Well, I don't
really listen to them.
348
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,092
Oh, really?
349
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,958
You don't listen to me?
350
00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:56,892
I didn't mean you.
Of course
I listen to you.
351
00:26:56,926 --> 00:26:58,192
Yeah, you better.
352
00:27:09,925 --> 00:27:11,192
Well, I should go.
353
00:27:17,192 --> 00:27:18,191
Sorry.
354
00:27:21,393 --> 00:27:22,925
Bye.
355
00:27:22,959 --> 00:27:24,858
Well, thanks again,
I really appreciate it.
356
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,425
Sure.
357
00:27:28,493 --> 00:27:29,825
See you at practice.
358
00:27:47,925 --> 00:27:49,992
I'm dizzy.
Emma, sit down.
359
00:27:50,026 --> 00:27:51,158
Why?
Come on.
360
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:56,991
- Teddy Morrison.
- Yeah.
361
00:28:00,925 --> 00:28:02,292
Hey, are you in trouble?
362
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:11,557
Mr. Morrison,
this is the second time you've
been before the court.
363
00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:15,608
Given the support
you have from your family,
364
00:28:15,642 --> 00:28:17,375
from the school
and the community,
365
00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:21,408
the court would like
to give you one last chance
to turn your life around.
366
00:28:21,443 --> 00:28:23,175
In lieu of commitment,
367
00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:26,425
you shall be placed
on probation for a period
of 12 months
368
00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:28,992
on the following terms
and conditions.
369
00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:36,075
One, you shall perform
150 hours of community service
at the children's library.
370
00:28:36,109 --> 00:28:40,641
Given your demonstrated talent
as an artist and painter
I think you'll do quite well.
371
00:28:40,676 --> 00:28:45,174
Two, you must make a formal
and in person apology
to Mrs. Grossman,
372
00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:47,875
the victim of the offense
and whose car you hit.
373
00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:54,375
Mr. Morrison, if you fail
to complete your
community service hours
374
00:28:54,409 --> 00:28:57,925
or if you engage
in any further criminal
conduct of any sort
375
00:28:57,959 --> 00:29:01,974
your probation will be revoked
and you will be committed
to juvenile hall.
376
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,208
All right,
thank you and good luck.
377
00:29:15,142 --> 00:29:16,574
Teddy, can you help me?
378
00:29:16,609 --> 00:29:18,074
Yeah.
379
00:29:18,109 --> 00:29:19,875
Emma, get your shoes.
380
00:29:29,093 --> 00:29:30,591
I Love you, Mom.
I love you, too, honey.
381
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,058
Really sorry about all this.
382
00:29:32,093 --> 00:29:33,651
Don't forget to apologize
to that woman.
383
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,475
Try not to hang around Fred.
384
00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:41,425
Love you, Mom.
385
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,092
Hey, Teddy, look what I can do.
386
00:29:59,126 --> 00:30:00,392
Yeah. Get out of my room!
387
00:30:02,775 --> 00:30:04,008
Could you get out of my room?
388
00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:06,208
Get out.
389
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,891
He's cute.
Give me some of that.
390
00:30:12,926 --> 00:30:14,191
He's not cute.
391
00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:15,225
Fred?
392
00:30:15,892 --> 00:30:18,191
Yes, he is.
He's horrible looking.
393
00:30:18,226 --> 00:30:21,258
No, he's cute.
You think everyone's cute.
394
00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:22,291
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
395
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:26,042
And this is how
you didn't make a basket.
396
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:28,492
Dude, chill the fuck out!
397
00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:31,275
Basketball, you know how
to play basketball? It's how
you play on the streets.
398
00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:32,191
Fuck you!
What the fuck, Fred?
399
00:30:32,226 --> 00:30:33,358
Call it, bitch.
400
00:30:33,392 --> 00:30:35,458
I fucking am.
Oh, you are a bitch?
401
00:30:35,493 --> 00:30:37,458
No, I'm calling
a fucking foul.
You play dirty.
402
00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:39,325
Oh, I play dirty?
I play dirty?
403
00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:41,208
Yeah, you fucking do
and you need to chill.
404
00:30:41,242 --> 00:30:43,308
Ladies, ladies.
Do you think I play dirty?
405
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:45,242
Do you think I play dirty?
406
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,108
Jacko, you think I play dirty?
407
00:30:48,476 --> 00:30:50,042
Yeah, kind of.
408
00:30:50,076 --> 00:30:52,908
What the fuck?
You're on my team.
409
00:30:52,942 --> 00:30:55,508
This isn't
powder puff football.
This isn't two hand touch.
410
00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:57,342
Let's just play.
Chill out. God!
411
00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:02,442
Real fucking tough.
412
00:31:02,476 --> 00:31:05,025
Fucking cheese dicks.
Enjoy your fucking game.
413
00:31:09,009 --> 00:31:10,258
See ya.
Fuck you, mama boy.
414
00:31:15,276 --> 00:31:19,108
Hey, ladies, I wanna
apologize for my bad
language back there.
415
00:31:22,193 --> 00:31:23,458
How's the smoking?
416
00:31:23,493 --> 00:31:24,608
Fucking fine.
417
00:31:24,642 --> 00:31:26,392
Mmm.
418
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,225
Can I try some of that
fucking fine cigarette?
419
00:31:36,993 --> 00:31:38,891
That is fucking fine.
You want it back?
420
00:31:39,508 --> 00:31:40,974
No?
421
00:31:41,009 --> 00:31:43,042
You know what
bugs me about you, Pam?
422
00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,625
You remind me
of a praying mantis.
423
00:31:46,659 --> 00:31:48,574
You're all long and mantis like
424
00:31:48,743 --> 00:31:51,992
and it just really
gets on my nerve
because, you know...
425
00:31:52,026 --> 00:31:53,492
How am I supposed to know
if you're a girl
or a praying mantis?
426
00:31:53,525 --> 00:31:55,075
I wanna go, Emily.
427
00:31:55,109 --> 00:31:56,308
Don't go.
Did I offend you?
428
00:31:56,343 --> 00:31:57,409
Fuck you.
Are you coming?
429
00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:00,395
I don't think she wants
to go with you.
430
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,141
Sorry. She wants
to stay. Emily?
431
00:32:04,975 --> 00:32:05,908
I think I'm gonna stay.
432
00:32:05,942 --> 00:32:07,175
Yeah!
433
00:32:07,210 --> 00:32:08,908
Fuck you guys.
434
00:32:08,942 --> 00:32:11,100
Fuck you. Go eat
some more of your
fucking mates, bitch!
435
00:32:14,592 --> 00:32:15,591
Sorry, I...
436
00:32:17,926 --> 00:32:19,991
Guess I kind of
ruined your friendship.
437
00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:22,024
She wasn't
really a friend.
Just a girl.
438
00:32:26,093 --> 00:32:27,092
Wanna get out of here?
439
00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:28,625
Yeah.
440
00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:32,391
Do you wanna
come over?
Yeah.
441
00:32:36,909 --> 00:32:38,192
Whoa!
442
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,425
Emily's room.
443
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,824
Do you like it?
444
00:32:43,959 --> 00:32:45,517
Hey, you got a lot
of shit in your room.
445
00:32:45,693 --> 00:32:46,692
Yeah.
446
00:32:47,993 --> 00:32:48,992
What's this?
447
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:51,425
That's my headband.
448
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:52,924
Do I look sexy?
Second grade.
449
00:32:52,959 --> 00:32:54,025
Yo, what's up?
450
00:32:58,993 --> 00:33:00,458
Where's Teddy?
451
00:33:00,493 --> 00:33:03,258
Why does everybody
always ask about
Teddy, seriously?
452
00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:04,908
I don't know.
You're always with him.
453
00:33:06,226 --> 00:33:07,925
He follows me around.
What am I supposed to do?
454
00:33:07,959 --> 00:33:09,325
I'm not a rude person.
455
00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:13,125
Is that your guitar?
456
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,025
Yeah.
457
00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,375
I don't know how
to play it, though.
458
00:33:16,409 --> 00:33:17,575
Can I play?
459
00:33:17,609 --> 00:33:19,275
Yeah. Do you know how?
460
00:33:19,309 --> 00:33:22,075
Yeah, fucking master of guitar.
461
00:33:22,109 --> 00:33:23,108
Virtuoso.
462
00:33:29,126 --> 00:33:32,858
♪ Emily
Emily, Emily, Emily
463
00:33:32,892 --> 00:33:34,858
♪ Emily, Emily, Emily
464
00:33:35,592 --> 00:33:37,492
♪ Emily, Emily, Emily
465
00:33:37,526 --> 00:33:39,325
♪ Whoo! Emily!
466
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,159
♪ Whoo! Whoo! Emily!
Whoo! Whoo! ♪
467
00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:46,159
I wrote that for you.
Will you teach
me how to play?
468
00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:47,425
Do you wanna know
how to play guitar?
469
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,858
All right, here we go.
470
00:33:49,992 --> 00:33:51,292
Lesson 101, G-chord.
471
00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:53,192
Put your fingers here.
472
00:33:53,925 --> 00:33:55,359
One finger here.
473
00:33:56,626 --> 00:33:57,958
One finger here.
474
00:33:58,659 --> 00:34:00,359
One finger here.
475
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,824
Right. Now strum.
476
00:34:04,892 --> 00:34:05,991
That was not that bad.
477
00:34:07,526 --> 00:34:09,425
Now, here's the second lesson.
478
00:34:11,293 --> 00:34:12,292
Put...
479
00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:20,058
Do you like building forts?
480
00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:24,292
Sure.
481
00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:46,908
What?
482
00:34:46,943 --> 00:34:48,075
I don't know
what that is.
483
00:34:48,109 --> 00:34:50,908
A butterfly kiss.
Your mom never gave you those?
484
00:34:50,943 --> 00:34:52,858
Mom never gave
me a butterfly kiss.
485
00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,225
All right.
486
00:34:58,592 --> 00:35:00,058
Where you going?
487
00:35:00,092 --> 00:35:01,192
What do you mean?
488
00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:02,925
You leaving?
489
00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:03,958
Yeah.
490
00:35:06,592 --> 00:35:07,591
It was fun.
491
00:35:09,126 --> 00:35:10,125
Was it good?
492
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,359
Yeah.
493
00:35:14,226 --> 00:35:15,292
It was good.
494
00:35:18,926 --> 00:35:19,958
Will you call me?
495
00:35:20,427 --> 00:35:21,426
Uh-huh.
496
00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:24,958
Cool. All right.
497
00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:27,326
Peace out.
I'll see you around.
498
00:35:29,226 --> 00:35:30,924
Bye.
Yeah, whatever.
499
00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:47,091
...his arm
and that's the claw.
500
00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:48,908
And these are
gonna be tentacles.
501
00:35:48,942 --> 00:35:49,874
Oh, good.
Great job.
502
00:35:49,909 --> 00:35:51,691
Like a man-octopus.
503
00:35:51,725 --> 00:35:53,058
And this is...
504
00:35:53,093 --> 00:35:54,125
That's...
That's the head.
505
00:35:55,393 --> 00:35:56,858
Like a melon.
506
00:35:56,892 --> 00:35:58,091
Well, it's like a cantaloupe.
507
00:35:58,126 --> 00:35:59,591
Well, draw a cantaloupe
and I'm...
508
00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,958
I wanna see... Draw a
cantaloupe and I wanna see
how it looks compared to...
509
00:36:02,992 --> 00:36:04,359
I'll do it but
I don't get it.
Okay.
510
00:36:04,393 --> 00:36:05,392
Okay.
511
00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:10,292
You draw fast.
512
00:36:11,409 --> 00:36:12,408
You draw really fast.
513
00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:17,192
You know, Picasso drew fast.
514
00:36:17,226 --> 00:36:18,584
He could draw a dove
in 16 seconds.
515
00:36:20,626 --> 00:36:22,891
Sixteen seconds.
You know the dove?
516
00:36:22,925 --> 00:36:24,192
Uh, yeah, the doves are great.
517
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,125
They are great.
518
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:31,091
But, you know, to do
it in 16 seconds it
took six decades of practice.
519
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:33,841
Technical skill
is not enough.
It's never enough.
520
00:36:35,142 --> 00:36:37,492
He had to master the masters
521
00:36:37,525 --> 00:36:38,808
before he was able
522
00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:41,858
to abandon what he learned
523
00:36:41,892 --> 00:36:43,091
and become Picasso.
524
00:36:44,342 --> 00:36:46,974
You know, you remind
me of Sylvester Stallone.
525
00:36:47,009 --> 00:36:48,574
What?
Yeah.
526
00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:50,041
He's a very good artist.
527
00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:54,092
Underneath all that
muscle, you know,
he's a very smart dude.
528
00:36:55,459 --> 00:36:56,992
And, you know, he wrote Rocky.
529
00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:02,393
I mean, he wrote Rocky,
he wrote all four of Rocky.
I mean, that dude's smart.
530
00:37:27,342 --> 00:37:28,341
What?
531
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,309
Yeah.
532
00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,326
April.
533
00:38:07,992 --> 00:38:08,991
Hey, Coach.
534
00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:11,991
What're you doing
sitting in that locker.
535
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,925
I don't know.
I just like it sometimes.
536
00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:17,198
Surprised you can fit in there.
537
00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:20,125
I guess.
538
00:38:21,259 --> 00:38:22,591
Wow.
539
00:38:22,626 --> 00:38:26,342
Is everything okay?
I haven't seen you at
practice past couple of days.
540
00:38:26,376 --> 00:38:27,842
Yeah, I'm...
I'm sorry about that.
541
00:38:27,876 --> 00:38:31,541
I just... I fell behind
on a bunch of schoolwork
so I've been catching up.
542
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:34,058
Mmm-hmm.
I promise I'll be
there next week.
543
00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,258
Do I still get to play?
544
00:38:38,093 --> 00:38:41,891
Yeah. I just
wanted to make sure
everything's okay.
545
00:38:41,926 --> 00:38:44,603
You know you can talk
to me, right? That's part
of what a coach does.
546
00:38:45,476 --> 00:38:47,275
Okay.
547
00:38:47,309 --> 00:38:50,041
If you need help with
homework, I'm pretty
good at that, too.
548
00:38:50,876 --> 00:38:52,975
Yeah, sure.
549
00:38:53,009 --> 00:38:56,275
Why don't you just bring
your schoolwork to my house
when you babysit next time?
550
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,941
Okay, I will. Mmm-hmm.
Yeah?
551
00:39:01,009 --> 00:39:02,941
So, I'll see
you at practice?
Yeah, I promise.
552
00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:05,342
I will.
553
00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:07,841
Promise? Okay.
Promise.
554
00:39:09,575 --> 00:39:10,574
Don't get stuck in there.
555
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,392
I'm really sorry about
what happened. I can't...
556
00:39:16,426 --> 00:39:18,492
Oh, Teddy, Teddy.
What I did.
557
00:39:18,526 --> 00:39:21,008
There's... There's no
need to apologize.
558
00:39:21,043 --> 00:39:22,942
No, I...
No. No, there isn't.
559
00:39:22,976 --> 00:39:23,975
And do you know why?
560
00:39:24,309 --> 00:39:25,574
Why?
561
00:39:25,609 --> 00:39:27,075
Because you have a problem.
562
00:39:27,943 --> 00:39:29,075
You're an alcoholic.
563
00:39:31,143 --> 00:39:32,541
But you know that, right?
564
00:39:32,575 --> 00:39:34,209
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
565
00:39:34,243 --> 00:39:37,641
I mean, it's getting
to be such a problem now,
I just...
566
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:40,174
See, that's good
that he knows that.
567
00:39:40,209 --> 00:39:43,575
That I understand that.
The reason I can spot
people like you
568
00:39:43,609 --> 00:39:46,591
is because I have
a problem, too. Eating.
569
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:51,425
And in some way,
your problem is much easier
to solve than my problem
570
00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:55,924
because I have temptation
at least three times a day.
And...
571
00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:58,992
Thing is if you're
an alcoholic and you know
you're an alcoholic
572
00:39:59,026 --> 00:40:02,325
and you don't do something
about being that,
you're an asshole.
573
00:40:03,342 --> 00:40:04,525
That's a little much.
574
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:06,475
We're talking about
alcohol here...
575
00:40:06,508 --> 00:40:09,025
Right.
We're talking about
a slightly different
576
00:40:09,059 --> 00:40:12,325
set of circumstances from
getting a Whitman sampler
577
00:40:12,359 --> 00:40:15,292
and eating every
single chocolate in there.
578
00:40:15,326 --> 00:40:18,562
You know, I don't really...
You know what, I really don't
appreciate your attitude.
579
00:40:24,393 --> 00:40:26,142
Hello.
580
00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:27,608
I'm, uh, here for
the community service.
581
00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:29,442
Oh, you must be Teddy.
Yeah, I am.
582
00:40:29,476 --> 00:40:31,325
We're so happy to have you.
583
00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:34,225
Great.
Come on over
and I'll show you around.
584
00:41:19,493 --> 00:41:22,425
Twenty two, 13...
Where are you 22.13?
Hey.
585
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,924
Hey!
586
00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:27,292
You know what?
I'm really
liking it here.
587
00:41:27,326 --> 00:41:29,459
We really like you.
And you know what?
588
00:41:29,493 --> 00:41:32,192
You can always come back
even after all this is over.
589
00:41:33,326 --> 00:41:34,958
Right on.
Okay.
590
00:41:47,959 --> 00:41:49,892
Hello.
591
00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:51,492
Dude, Fred, you can't be here.
592
00:41:51,525 --> 00:41:52,524
Why not? I miss you.
593
00:41:53,642 --> 00:41:54,841
'Cause I'm working.
594
00:41:55,476 --> 00:41:56,475
Yeah, right.
595
00:41:57,509 --> 00:41:58,508
What're you doing?
596
00:41:58,975 --> 00:41:59,974
What's this?
597
00:42:00,509 --> 00:42:02,442
Rainbow Gremlins.
598
00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:05,209
It's tight.
Used to be my favorite.
599
00:42:05,243 --> 00:42:07,375
This shit is stupid.
This book is your favorite?
Yeah.
600
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,325
Faggot.
601
00:42:11,909 --> 00:42:13,442
Holy shit!
Rainbow Gremlins were gay.
602
00:42:13,476 --> 00:42:14,507
Dude...
They were fucking gay.
603
00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:15,507
Shut up. You gotta
keep it down.
604
00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:17,261
Dude, they sucked
the juice out of rainbows.
605
00:42:17,276 --> 00:42:18,507
Shut up.
We're in a library, man.
606
00:42:18,542 --> 00:42:20,075
They sucked the juice
out of rainbows.
607
00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:21,308
Rainbows are gay, get it?
608
00:42:22,343 --> 00:42:23,925
So?
609
00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:26,224
Don't get all
defensive about it.
It's just a fact.
610
00:42:26,259 --> 00:42:27,692
You and the Rainbow Gremlins
are gay as fuck.
611
00:42:27,726 --> 00:42:29,158
Yeah, fuck you, dude.
612
00:42:29,192 --> 00:42:30,242
They're a bunch of dudes
613
00:42:30,276 --> 00:42:32,208
and they just hang
out all the time,
all together.
614
00:42:32,243 --> 00:42:34,058
That' all they do.
Just fucking hang out.
615
00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:35,426
It's exactly what we do.
616
00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:39,941
What're you...
No. Fred?
617
00:42:43,509 --> 00:42:44,808
You can't do that, dude.
618
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:47,575
Dude, look.
No...
619
00:42:47,609 --> 00:42:48,608
Pubes.
620
00:42:56,493 --> 00:42:58,858
That was
really trippy, man.
621
00:42:58,892 --> 00:43:01,891
It's like, think of all
the people that fucking
died from eating mushrooms
622
00:43:01,925 --> 00:43:04,025
before they discovered
the psychedelic ones.
623
00:43:04,493 --> 00:43:05,824
What do you mean?
624
00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:08,591
Like, think about all
the people that, like,
just ate mushrooms
625
00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:11,224
until they found the one
that gets you all fucked up.
626
00:43:11,259 --> 00:43:13,041
Hey, man, let's just
try this mushroom.
See if it gets...
627
00:43:13,075 --> 00:43:14,409
This is fucking
cow shit all over it.
628
00:43:14,443 --> 00:43:16,141
What're you saying?
629
00:43:16,175 --> 00:43:18,908
Isn't it cow shit
that makes you high
from the mushroom?
630
00:43:18,942 --> 00:43:20,141
I don't know.
I think it helps.
631
00:43:22,343 --> 00:43:26,008
Hey, you got anything
going on later?
632
00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:27,575
You wanna go do something?
633
00:43:27,609 --> 00:43:28,541
Can we go do something now?
634
00:43:28,576 --> 00:43:30,575
Can't.
Gotta finish this off.
635
00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:32,042
Get it.
636
00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:33,075
What do you mean?
637
00:43:34,043 --> 00:43:35,322
This is the one
day I can't, man.
638
00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,908
Sorry.
639
00:43:36,943 --> 00:43:38,575
What am I supposed to do?
640
00:43:38,609 --> 00:43:40,275
I don't know.
641
00:43:40,309 --> 00:43:41,408
Dude, I don't even wanna
hang out with you.
642
00:43:41,443 --> 00:43:43,075
You're boring as shit.
643
00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:44,389
All you do is fucking
work and...
644
00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:47,042
Fuck that shit.
645
00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:12,308
All right.
646
00:44:12,343 --> 00:44:15,342
Step one for doing
homework is
turning off your phone.
647
00:44:16,109 --> 00:44:17,574
Fine.
Okay.
648
00:44:17,608 --> 00:44:19,208
Now, it's simple.
649
00:44:19,243 --> 00:44:22,375
The way to write a good
history paper is to
650
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,042
choose your event
and then just explain
why it happened.
651
00:44:25,076 --> 00:44:29,442
History is just explaining
why things happened.
652
00:44:29,476 --> 00:44:32,208
But what if I don't
think there's a reason
for something happening?
653
00:44:33,509 --> 00:44:35,574
Well, then you need
to think harder.
654
00:44:35,608 --> 00:44:38,541
Yeah, but I do things all
the time for no reason.
655
00:44:38,575 --> 00:44:41,042
Mmm-hmm.
It's because you're young.
656
00:44:41,076 --> 00:44:44,075
And you don't know
why you do things
but there's always a reason.
657
00:44:47,076 --> 00:44:48,175
No?
Mmm-mmm.
658
00:44:48,608 --> 00:44:50,308
Okay.
659
00:44:50,343 --> 00:44:54,442
I mean, if you wanted to,
couldn't you just say that the
reason everything's happened
660
00:44:54,476 --> 00:44:57,974
is because of one thing that
happened at the very, very,
very beginning of time.
661
00:44:58,009 --> 00:45:00,275
Mmm-hmm. If you wanted
to be a smart-ass.
662
00:45:16,525 --> 00:45:17,524
Sorry.
663
00:45:20,309 --> 00:45:21,308
That's okay.
664
00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:26,091
I really like you.
665
00:45:29,876 --> 00:45:31,075
I really like you.
666
00:45:33,243 --> 00:45:34,242
Yeah, but
667
00:45:36,493 --> 00:45:38,058
I'm older and I know that
668
00:45:39,293 --> 00:45:40,991
there aren't a lot
of good things around
669
00:45:43,092 --> 00:45:44,491
and I know that
you are really good.
670
00:48:01,676 --> 00:48:02,675
Okay, Teddy.
671
00:48:04,242 --> 00:48:05,241
So.
672
00:48:06,943 --> 00:48:08,158
Are you high?
673
00:48:08,192 --> 00:48:09,191
No.
674
00:48:09,477 --> 00:48:10,908
I don't smoke anymore.
675
00:48:10,942 --> 00:48:11,941
You can test me.
676
00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:17,958
You drew a penis
on the runaway bunny.
677
00:48:20,393 --> 00:48:21,591
That was Fred.
678
00:48:22,909 --> 00:48:24,375
I didn't draw that.
679
00:48:24,410 --> 00:48:27,008
You had friends
coming to visit you
680
00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:29,559
while you were doing
community service
at the children's library?
681
00:48:30,026 --> 00:48:31,092
No one came.
It was me.
682
00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:35,492
I... But I will
pay for it
683
00:48:35,525 --> 00:48:38,442
and I know it was stupid...
Oh, yeah. You are going
to pay for the book.
684
00:48:38,476 --> 00:48:40,394
But you're not gonna do
your hours there anymore.
685
00:48:41,943 --> 00:48:43,658
They really like me there and...
686
00:48:43,692 --> 00:48:45,459
No, they don't like you.
687
00:48:45,493 --> 00:48:47,158
They don't like you one bit.
688
00:48:47,193 --> 00:48:50,342
You're lazy and you carved
"ape" in the bench outside.
689
00:48:50,376 --> 00:48:51,675
It was "April."
690
00:48:51,709 --> 00:48:53,058
Why would you carve "April"?
691
00:48:53,343 --> 00:48:55,375
I don't know.
692
00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,426
What kind of jerk defaces
a children's library?
693
00:48:58,992 --> 00:49:01,159
I mean, come on!
694
00:49:01,193 --> 00:49:02,541
People are counting on you.
695
00:49:02,575 --> 00:49:04,975
Your parents are
counting on you.
696
00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:09,242
Your little sister
is counting on you.
What kind of example are you?
697
00:49:09,276 --> 00:49:12,275
What goes through
your mind when you do it?
Or do you not think at all?
698
00:49:12,309 --> 00:49:14,142
I'm gonna put myself
on the line, okay?
699
00:49:14,176 --> 00:49:16,475
I could lose my job.
700
00:49:16,508 --> 00:49:18,574
If you don't start thinking
about what you're doing
701
00:49:18,609 --> 00:49:21,342
you're gonna land yourself
right in juvenile hall.
702
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:23,442
And who's this kid Fred?
703
00:49:23,476 --> 00:49:26,175
Why was he visiting
you at the library?
704
00:49:26,210 --> 00:49:28,208
Why do you wanna hang around
with people like that?
705
00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:29,807
That guy sounds like a loser.
706
00:49:34,093 --> 00:49:35,092
Hey, Fred!
707
00:49:38,575 --> 00:49:41,459
Hey, buddy, you looking
for Fred? He's not here.
708
00:49:41,493 --> 00:49:42,891
Can I come in for a second?
709
00:49:44,493 --> 00:49:46,058
Yeah, sure, you can come in.
710
00:49:46,092 --> 00:49:47,125
You okay?
Yeah.
711
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,325
What's... What's going on?
712
00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:55,941
You want something
to eat, drink?
No. Thanks, I'm fine.
713
00:49:57,609 --> 00:49:59,175
Had a pretty big
dinner last night.
714
00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:00,328
Oh, yeah?
Oh, I mean tonight.
715
00:50:04,642 --> 00:50:05,808
Last night.
716
00:50:06,476 --> 00:50:07,557
What did you have?
717
00:50:07,592 --> 00:50:08,591
Pasta.
718
00:50:10,959 --> 00:50:11,958
Yeah.
719
00:50:13,026 --> 00:50:14,459
I'm a little, uh...
720
00:50:14,493 --> 00:50:16,058
You smell that?
721
00:50:16,092 --> 00:50:17,991
Oh, yeah.
I'm a little high.
722
00:50:18,026 --> 00:50:19,108
I noticed that.
723
00:50:20,975 --> 00:50:23,225
Yeah?
It's cool, man.
724
00:50:23,259 --> 00:50:25,208
You wanna partake?
725
00:50:25,243 --> 00:50:27,109
Sure. Yeah. Really?
726
00:50:27,143 --> 00:50:31,008
Just do me a favor,
though. Don't...
727
00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:32,874
Let's keep it between us.
Oh, for sure. Okay.
728
00:50:36,609 --> 00:50:38,875
It's pretty strong, so go easy.
729
00:50:49,592 --> 00:50:51,091
I like your hair like that.
730
00:50:52,359 --> 00:50:53,358
My hair?
731
00:50:54,959 --> 00:50:55,958
Thanks, man.
732
00:50:59,009 --> 00:51:00,008
Ah.
733
00:51:00,242 --> 00:51:01,241
Ooh!
734
00:51:04,909 --> 00:51:06,409
Let me sit next to you.
735
00:51:06,443 --> 00:51:07,874
One second.
736
00:51:07,909 --> 00:51:09,308
Feel like I'm so far
away over here.
737
00:51:14,276 --> 00:51:16,574
Oh, God.
738
00:51:16,608 --> 00:51:18,342
I love this couch.
739
00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:20,342
Yeah, it's cool.
Isn't it comfortable?
740
00:51:20,376 --> 00:51:21,375
Mmm-hmm.
741
00:51:23,276 --> 00:51:25,075
It's my grandfather's
couch, this couch.
742
00:51:25,575 --> 00:51:26,574
Yeah?
743
00:51:28,309 --> 00:51:29,308
Bounce on it.
744
00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:38,075
Seriously. Just...
Just bounce on it.
745
00:51:38,109 --> 00:51:39,142
You want me to...
746
00:51:44,942 --> 00:51:46,941
I don't even know how
to answer that like...
747
00:51:47,343 --> 00:51:48,342
Just bounce on it.
748
00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:51,042
Just do it.
Just do it.
749
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,208
Do it once.
All right.
750
00:51:58,476 --> 00:51:59,475
My God.
751
00:52:00,476 --> 00:52:02,874
I didn't know
you had an earring.
752
00:52:02,909 --> 00:52:04,574
I love it.
I love that on you.
Yeah?
753
00:52:04,608 --> 00:52:05,841
I did it myself.
Really?
754
00:52:07,176 --> 00:52:09,375
You're stoned,
aren't you?
I love this hair.
755
00:52:10,509 --> 00:52:12,475
I love it...
All right, all right.
756
00:52:12,509 --> 00:52:13,807
What?
What?
757
00:52:16,376 --> 00:52:17,574
Just...
758
00:52:17,608 --> 00:52:18,941
Just touching my hair.
759
00:52:21,309 --> 00:52:22,475
What?
760
00:52:22,509 --> 00:52:25,075
Nothing. You were
just touching my hair.
It's funny.
761
00:52:26,509 --> 00:52:27,941
What's funny about it?
762
00:52:29,243 --> 00:52:31,008
Nothing. Relax, man.
It's cool.
763
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:34,908
What?
764
00:52:39,143 --> 00:52:40,382
Have you ever smoked with Fred?
765
00:52:50,509 --> 00:52:53,974
All right, dude.
I should probably
get going, man.
766
00:52:54,009 --> 00:52:56,175
Yeah, I just...
Thanks for everything, dude,
I'll see you around.
767
00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:58,108
Are you too high or...
No, I'm good, dude.
768
00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:00,175
Thanks.
All right. Uh...
769
00:53:02,043 --> 00:53:03,874
All right.
You okay to drive?
770
00:53:03,909 --> 00:53:05,342
Yeah, I am.
771
00:53:08,343 --> 00:53:09,375
All right, buddy.
772
00:53:11,143 --> 00:53:13,308
I think your dad
tried to come onto me.
773
00:53:13,343 --> 00:53:15,442
My dad's not gay, Teddy.
774
00:53:15,476 --> 00:53:16,475
Okay.
775
00:53:19,009 --> 00:53:21,308
It's kind of one of
those moments we're gonna
remember forever.
776
00:53:21,343 --> 00:53:22,342
Me and you.
777
00:53:23,076 --> 00:53:24,142
You ready?
Mmm-hmm.
778
00:53:25,109 --> 00:53:27,442
Dude, could I try first?
779
00:53:27,476 --> 00:53:30,008
You fucking kidding me?
We'll switch off
half way or something.
780
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,175
Fine. Go on.
All right.
781
00:53:36,309 --> 00:53:38,409
Dude, you're holding it
way too fucking low.
No. No, no. Chill.
782
00:53:38,443 --> 00:53:40,442
I got it.
No. Give me the fucking thing.
You're gonna...
783
00:53:40,476 --> 00:53:42,574
Stop. It'll cut your leg off.
Be careful, dude.
784
00:53:42,608 --> 00:53:44,475
Let me try.
Dude, it was my
idea in the first...
785
00:53:44,509 --> 00:53:46,974
I'll give it you... Okay.
Just fucking give
it to me. Stop.
786
00:53:48,043 --> 00:53:50,175
Okay.
Okay, I'm excited.
787
00:53:50,209 --> 00:53:52,108
All right, let's do this, dude.
788
00:53:52,143 --> 00:53:54,908
Let's cut this bitch down.
Come on.
789
00:53:54,942 --> 00:53:56,908
This fucking tree
needs to die tonight.
790
00:53:59,410 --> 00:54:00,409
Oh, yeah.
791
00:54:07,576 --> 00:54:09,108
- Whoo!
- Yes.
792
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:16,025
I can't wait to come
see your band play.
793
00:54:16,059 --> 00:54:17,459
I know. We're good.
794
00:54:17,493 --> 00:54:19,557
There's only three of us.
795
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,359
Hello.
796
00:54:35,592 --> 00:54:36,958
Drew your picture.
797
00:54:37,926 --> 00:54:38,925
Oh!
798
00:54:44,259 --> 00:54:45,258
Oh!
799
00:54:47,592 --> 00:54:48,825
That's...
800
00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:50,991
That's nice.
801
00:54:52,526 --> 00:54:53,925
Very nice.
802
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:12,025
I'll get it.
803
00:55:18,476 --> 00:55:19,541
Hi.
804
00:55:20,426 --> 00:55:21,591
Hi.
805
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:23,025
When I do this...
806
00:55:24,892 --> 00:55:26,159
Does it make me look Chinese?
807
00:55:31,343 --> 00:55:32,875
We're going to play
in the garden?
808
00:55:35,143 --> 00:55:36,142
Nice.
809
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,308
Teddy was always
gone doing work
810
00:55:41,343 --> 00:55:43,458
or probation or whatever
you call that baloney.
811
00:55:43,493 --> 00:55:46,392
We talked on the phone
a few times.
Emily didn't have any friends.
812
00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,175
I didn't talk long.
The only person
she knew was me.
813
00:55:48,210 --> 00:55:50,008
Just enough to make
her feel comfortable.
814
00:55:50,043 --> 00:55:52,308
One afternoon we went
to Jason King's house.
815
00:55:52,343 --> 00:55:54,242
She didn't talk much.
816
00:55:54,276 --> 00:55:55,875
Jason's parents were gone.
817
00:55:55,909 --> 00:55:56,808
I did all the talking.
We were drinking
818
00:55:56,842 --> 00:55:58,608
sodas and vodka and smoking pot.
819
00:55:58,642 --> 00:56:00,208
I was a nice guy.
820
00:56:00,242 --> 00:56:01,442
I'm a nice guy to everyone.
821
00:56:01,477 --> 00:56:02,941
Emily came over.
822
00:56:02,976 --> 00:56:05,308
I got her into Jason's
parents' bed
and got her naked.
823
00:56:06,609 --> 00:56:08,376
The guys lined up
outside the bedroom.
824
00:56:08,410 --> 00:56:10,141
Big brown house.
825
00:56:10,176 --> 00:56:12,342
We went in
two or three at a time.
826
00:56:14,743 --> 00:56:16,092
Everyone fucked her.
827
00:56:16,126 --> 00:56:18,174
We ran around the house to...
828
00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:19,541
I kept going back
in with everyone...
829
00:56:19,575 --> 00:56:20,858
She gave me a blowjob.
830
00:56:21,626 --> 00:56:22,725
I asked if she liked it.
831
00:56:22,759 --> 00:56:24,591
I had my clothes on when
I ushered people in.
832
00:56:24,626 --> 00:56:25,925
She said she did.
833
00:56:25,959 --> 00:56:27,392
I was a wild monkey.
834
00:56:29,427 --> 00:56:30,426
Then I left.
835
00:56:46,959 --> 00:56:47,991
Tell me you love me.
836
00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:13,492
Hey.
837
00:57:13,525 --> 00:57:14,524
Hey.
What's up?
838
00:57:15,959 --> 00:57:17,425
Nothing.
839
00:57:17,459 --> 00:57:18,492
How're you doing?
840
00:57:18,525 --> 00:57:19,524
I'm fine. How are you?
841
00:57:20,443 --> 00:57:21,442
Good.
842
00:57:29,410 --> 00:57:30,409
Uh...
843
00:57:34,509 --> 00:57:36,025
Do you... Do you want it?
844
00:57:37,109 --> 00:57:38,275
I love the pink ones.
845
00:57:39,342 --> 00:57:40,341
So good.
846
00:57:45,142 --> 00:57:47,141
All right.
Thank you.
847
00:57:47,175 --> 00:57:48,533
Yeah, I'll see
you later. Bye.
Okay.
848
00:58:03,443 --> 00:58:04,761
That's how you play.
Go like this.
849
00:58:10,526 --> 00:58:11,525
All right.
850
00:58:13,609 --> 00:58:14,941
There you go.
851
00:58:31,476 --> 00:58:32,514
You almost got it.
Come on.
852
00:58:33,276 --> 00:58:34,841
How's that foot?
Come here.
853
00:58:45,493 --> 00:58:47,058
Not in this color, though.
854
00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:58,008
Hey.
855
00:58:58,975 --> 00:59:00,208
Beer?
No, thanks.
856
00:59:06,642 --> 00:59:08,108
Wanna hear a joke?
857
00:59:12,092 --> 00:59:13,371
There's this horse
and a chicken.
858
00:59:15,092 --> 00:59:17,225
And the horse falls into
this big puddle of mud
859
00:59:18,592 --> 00:59:21,958
and, um, so the chicken
gets his Mercedes
860
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,192
ties it to the horse
and pulls him out.
861
00:59:24,226 --> 00:59:26,492
Then the chicken
falls into the mud.
862
00:59:26,526 --> 00:59:28,924
The horse doesn't
get his Mercedes.
He just stands there.
863
00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:30,991
And he says,
864
00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:33,359
"Just hold onto my thingy
and I'll pull you out."
865
00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:36,825
That's funny.
866
00:59:38,026 --> 00:59:40,192
Well, it's not over.
867
00:59:40,226 --> 00:59:41,991
So, the moral of the story
868
00:59:42,026 --> 00:59:44,192
is that if you're
hung like a horse
869
00:59:44,226 --> 00:59:46,158
you don't need a Mercedes
to pick up chicks.
870
00:59:47,477 --> 00:59:49,175
Yeah. I get it.
871
00:59:55,193 --> 00:59:56,958
Why don't you talk to me
at school anymore?
872
00:59:59,343 --> 01:00:01,142
You know why.
873
01:00:01,176 --> 01:00:04,342
Yeah, but you can
at least be nice to me,
not just ignore me.
874
01:00:07,009 --> 01:00:09,008
I mean, it's like you don't
even like me anymore.
875
01:00:10,426 --> 01:00:11,425
Are you kidding me?
876
01:00:13,093 --> 01:00:14,192
April, I love you.
877
01:00:17,525 --> 01:00:18,524
What?
878
01:00:22,942 --> 01:00:24,175
Doesn't even make sense.
879
01:00:25,342 --> 01:00:26,608
What? Why?
880
01:00:26,642 --> 01:00:27,958
I have to go.
881
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:31,359
April. What...
Hey, hey, hey.
882
01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:33,492
April, I love you.
883
01:00:35,309 --> 01:00:37,091
Okay.
I'm in love with you.
884
01:00:38,342 --> 01:00:39,792
I just...
885
01:00:39,826 --> 01:00:43,092
I... I was quiet before
because I didn't want
anything bad to happen
886
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:45,875
but I don't care anymore.
887
01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:47,958
All right, I...
I just wanna
be with you.
888
01:00:49,193 --> 01:00:51,192
We can
figure it out. You...
889
01:00:51,226 --> 01:00:53,663
You can just say
you're babysitting all
the time and come over.
890
01:00:54,142 --> 01:00:55,841
No, I'm...
891
01:00:55,876 --> 01:00:58,125
I should be hanging out
with boys my own age.
892
01:00:58,127 --> 01:00:59,925
Why?
893
01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:02,325
Why do you wanna hang
out with a bunch
of little boys. You're...
894
01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:03,825
You're better than that.
895
01:01:04,892 --> 01:01:06,258
Just be with me.
896
01:01:07,076 --> 01:01:08,075
April.
897
01:01:08,876 --> 01:01:09,875
Look, uh...
898
01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,459
Please, all right.
Just...
899
01:01:13,493 --> 01:01:16,191
Let's just...
Just start all over.
900
01:01:16,225 --> 01:01:18,825
Just watch a movie,
find something silly and...
901
01:01:21,092 --> 01:01:22,124
Like always, okay?
902
01:01:26,342 --> 01:01:27,341
Just stay. April!
903
01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:34,308
So the founding
of Rome begins
with a fratricide
904
01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:37,341
as Romulus kills
his twin brother, Remus.
905
01:01:37,376 --> 01:01:41,575
Seems appropriate seeing
as their father is Mars,
the Roman god of war.
906
01:01:44,109 --> 01:01:47,375
Folks, there will be
a test on this sometime
in the next week.
907
01:01:47,410 --> 01:01:49,192
Thank you very much.
Great work today.
908
01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:50,942
April, can I talk
to you for a minute?
909
01:01:55,193 --> 01:01:56,192
Um...
910
01:01:58,460 --> 01:01:59,924
I read your paper.
911
01:02:02,192 --> 01:02:03,431
Did someone help you with this?
912
01:02:05,093 --> 01:02:06,858
It doesn't seem
like your writing.
913
01:02:06,892 --> 01:02:07,992
Um...
914
01:02:08,026 --> 01:02:09,358
It's my step-daddy.
915
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:12,858
I just asked him
to help me correct it
and then he just kind of
916
01:02:12,892 --> 01:02:15,058
started rewriting it and...
917
01:02:15,092 --> 01:02:17,410
I can't give you
a passing grade on this.
Do you understand?
918
01:02:18,409 --> 01:02:20,459
What's your next class?
I'll write you a slip.
919
01:02:20,493 --> 01:02:21,492
It, uh...
920
01:02:21,525 --> 01:02:24,209
It's college counseling.
921
01:02:24,211 --> 01:02:26,175
Do you know what college
you would like to go to?
922
01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:28,375
They're so competitive
these days
923
01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:30,958
that you need all
the time you can get.
924
01:02:30,993 --> 01:02:32,308
I want you to give
some thought to that
925
01:02:32,343 --> 01:02:34,558
because there are
only a few weeks left.
926
01:02:34,592 --> 01:02:37,325
You excel in art class.
927
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,108
Would you like to
go to an art school?
928
01:02:39,142 --> 01:02:40,442
Maybe.
Maybe.
929
01:02:40,476 --> 01:02:42,074
Maybe.
930
01:02:42,109 --> 01:02:44,108
You know what you wanna do?
931
01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:45,221
You know what you wanna be?
932
01:02:46,942 --> 01:02:48,674
I don't know.
933
01:02:48,676 --> 01:02:50,325
I want you to stay
on that soccer team
934
01:02:50,359 --> 01:02:53,174
because that could
be so helpful.
935
01:02:54,476 --> 01:02:56,125
Can I go to the bathroom
real quick?
936
01:02:56,127 --> 01:02:57,126
Uh, but...
937
01:03:01,592 --> 01:03:05,058
I'm literally punching
myself that I didn't buy
that dress yesterday.
938
01:03:05,092 --> 01:03:06,459
Oh, I know.
939
01:03:06,493 --> 01:03:09,075
No, honestly, it looks
so fucking good on me.
940
01:03:09,109 --> 01:03:10,041
You need to go back and get it.
941
01:03:10,075 --> 01:03:12,942
What if we just ditch
and go to the mall
and get it.
942
01:03:12,976 --> 01:03:15,275
Let's do it.
Your tits are seriously
so huge today.
943
01:03:15,309 --> 01:03:16,408
I know, right?
944
01:03:16,443 --> 01:03:18,258
They look amazing.
945
01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:20,675
'Cause I'm on my period,
which kind of sucks but...
946
01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:24,008
Probably,
but it's totally worth it.
You're making the best of it.
947
01:03:24,476 --> 01:03:25,359
They look great.
948
01:03:25,393 --> 01:03:27,574
Okay, I have to pee like
a mother fucking race horse.
949
01:03:27,609 --> 01:03:29,342
I do, too.
950
01:03:29,376 --> 01:03:31,175
Why do they even say
"I have to pee
like a race horse"?
951
01:03:31,209 --> 01:03:32,442
I don't know.
952
01:03:32,477 --> 01:03:34,508
I don't get that, like...
953
01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:38,541
Do race horses just, like,
have to pee all the time.
I don't get it.
954
01:03:38,576 --> 01:03:41,476
Because they're always racing
and they never get to pee.
955
01:03:41,509 --> 01:03:43,575
Poor horsies.
Oh, I don't
have toilet paper.
956
01:03:43,609 --> 01:03:45,476
Can you spot me?
957
01:03:45,509 --> 01:03:46,842
Of course, sweetie.
958
01:03:53,343 --> 01:03:54,342
Oh.
959
01:03:55,642 --> 01:03:58,075
All right.
How's my hair?
960
01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:03,674
Don't look
at the easel.
961
01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,858
Look at the model instead.
962
01:04:05,892 --> 01:04:08,442
More green. Okay, no.
963
01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:11,008
You're looking at the easel.
You're looking at the easel.
964
01:04:11,043 --> 01:04:13,075
Look at the model
and don't look at the easel.
965
01:04:13,109 --> 01:04:15,141
Jesus. That model's
kind of hot.
966
01:04:17,109 --> 01:04:18,308
She looks like an old tree.
967
01:04:19,092 --> 01:04:20,258
I'd fuck a tree.
968
01:04:21,876 --> 01:04:23,641
I'd fuck the shit
out of that tree.
969
01:04:23,675 --> 01:04:24,674
Nice.
970
01:04:29,642 --> 01:04:31,925
You know, I had
a near death experience
myself once.
971
01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:35,858
I was going down the tunnel
972
01:04:35,892 --> 01:04:38,192
in a convertible car,
old convertible car.
973
01:04:38,226 --> 01:04:40,658
It's not my car.
It's freezing cold.
974
01:04:40,692 --> 01:04:44,208
Ice, like brown
melting ugly ice.
975
01:04:44,242 --> 01:04:46,941
I say to myself,
"Bob, you're going down
the tunnel of death."
976
01:04:47,542 --> 01:04:49,541
Then I say to myself,
977
01:04:49,575 --> 01:04:52,375
"My name is not Bob.
I'm not Bob."
978
01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:54,607
Then I said,
"It's not my car."
979
01:04:54,642 --> 01:04:57,442
And this is not my tunnel.
980
01:04:57,476 --> 01:04:58,741
So, what happened?
981
01:04:58,776 --> 01:05:02,192
I made a uie
and suddenly I'm going
fast the other way
982
01:05:02,226 --> 01:05:03,992
and there's a rainbow.
983
01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:05,092
It's a rainbow.
984
01:05:06,592 --> 01:05:08,492
You're going down
the wrong way, Bob.
985
01:05:08,525 --> 01:05:10,125
Turn your art around.
986
01:05:10,926 --> 01:05:12,958
Dude, I'm not Bob.
987
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,192
Yes, yes.
988
01:05:15,226 --> 01:05:16,574
All right.
989
01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:18,074
That's right.
990
01:05:18,109 --> 01:05:19,525
I'm not fucking Bob.
991
01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:22,025
Dude, what the fuck is going on?
992
01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:27,524
This is kind of fun, isn't it?
993
01:05:27,558 --> 01:05:28,958
Yeah.
994
01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:34,158
I'm doing an ocean.
What are you doing?
995
01:05:34,192 --> 01:05:36,058
I'm also doing an ocean.
996
01:05:36,093 --> 01:05:37,858
Oh, I love yours.
That's so good.
997
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,658
Thank you.
998
01:05:39,692 --> 01:05:41,475
Hey, Teddy.
Hey.
999
01:05:41,509 --> 01:05:44,508
Tanya's daughter came by
and saw the pictures
you drew of her.
1000
01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:46,425
She liked them.
Really?
1001
01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:48,109
You should
go see her.
Room 22.
1002
01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:51,342
Hey, Janet.
Bye.
1003
01:05:51,376 --> 01:05:53,109
Hi.
How are you?
1004
01:05:53,143 --> 01:05:54,442
Oh, pretty good.
That's very pretty.
1005
01:05:54,476 --> 01:05:55,842
Yeah?
That's a fish.
1006
01:05:55,876 --> 01:05:56,942
Hello.
1007
01:05:57,943 --> 01:06:01,042
Yes.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
1008
01:06:01,076 --> 01:06:03,075
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Sit down.
1009
01:06:05,043 --> 01:06:06,442
I see you got the pictures up.
1010
01:06:06,477 --> 01:06:08,908
- You draw so well.
- No. I'm crap.
1011
01:06:08,942 --> 01:06:11,191
No. No.
Come here.
1012
01:06:16,025 --> 01:06:17,891
You're a good boy.
1013
01:06:19,059 --> 01:06:21,058
And you captured me good.
1014
01:06:21,092 --> 01:06:22,558
Thank you.
1015
01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,058
Now listen,
1016
01:06:25,092 --> 01:06:28,591
always have faith and trust
1017
01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:30,891
in your
God-given talent.
1018
01:06:32,525 --> 01:06:34,391
All right,
what time is it?
Game time!
1019
01:06:34,426 --> 01:06:36,292
That's right.
All right,
listen up.
1020
01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:39,359
I want you to play
a smart game,
pass the ball.
1021
01:06:39,393 --> 01:06:41,258
Keep it tight.
High pressure,
all right?
1022
01:06:41,293 --> 01:06:43,541
Everything we've
been practicing.
Okay, you got this.
1023
01:06:43,543 --> 01:06:45,174
You got these bitches.
1024
01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:47,041
They're pathetic all right.
1025
01:06:47,076 --> 01:06:48,574
- You got this, okay.
- Yeah!
1026
01:06:48,608 --> 01:06:50,425
All right, bring it in.
Bring it in.
Whoo!
1027
01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:52,208
What are we
going to do?
Win.
1028
01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:53,574
What are we
going to do?
Win!
1029
01:06:53,609 --> 01:06:56,058
One, two, three,
Panthers!
Panthers!
1030
01:06:56,092 --> 01:06:57,641
Come on!
1031
01:06:57,675 --> 01:06:59,025
Come on.
1032
01:07:06,242 --> 01:07:07,507
Raquel, that's you!
Let's go!
1033
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,275
Looking good, April!
1034
01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:13,941
Come on!
Okay, pull back!
1035
01:07:14,925 --> 01:07:16,125
Stretch!
1036
01:07:25,076 --> 01:07:26,075
Oh, my God!
1037
01:07:27,493 --> 01:07:28,958
Come on, get up.
1038
01:07:31,076 --> 01:07:32,492
That's right,
push in! Push in!
1039
01:07:34,176 --> 01:07:36,042
Fuck with me!
1040
01:07:36,076 --> 01:07:38,041
Fuck with me, bitch!
Come on.
1041
01:07:38,075 --> 01:07:39,154
Shauna, what are you doing?
1042
01:07:41,976 --> 01:07:43,242
Thank you.
It's un-fucking-real!
1043
01:07:49,493 --> 01:07:50,492
Oh.
1044
01:07:51,826 --> 01:07:53,091
April, come on!
1045
01:07:56,976 --> 01:07:58,158
April, go!
1046
01:08:06,493 --> 01:08:07,824
All right.
1047
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,025
All right, good game!
1048
01:08:10,892 --> 01:08:12,058
Good game.
1049
01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:14,958
Shake.
1050
01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:18,364
You got some
good players. All right.
Thank you.
1051
01:08:24,043 --> 01:08:27,209
Raquel is such
a cry baby.
I know.
1052
01:08:27,243 --> 01:08:29,042
She just does that
for attention, though.
1053
01:08:29,992 --> 01:08:31,231
You seriously think you're bad?
1054
01:08:33,309 --> 01:08:35,558
I mean, do you even
think she's pretty?
1055
01:08:35,592 --> 01:08:38,058
Raquel?
Yeah, she's
fucking gorgeous.
1056
01:08:38,093 --> 01:08:40,524
She's pretty.
You think?
1057
01:08:40,558 --> 01:08:42,108
She's not ugly.
1058
01:08:42,142 --> 01:08:43,442
Don't blame yourself.
1059
01:08:43,476 --> 01:08:45,008
Okay.
All right.
1060
01:08:45,043 --> 01:08:47,275
I'll see you next week.
1061
01:08:47,309 --> 01:08:48,507
I don't think she's so pretty.
1062
01:08:49,909 --> 01:08:51,475
April, she's pretty.
1063
01:08:51,509 --> 01:08:54,108
So, you three upset, too?
1064
01:08:54,509 --> 01:08:56,275
Obviously.
1065
01:08:56,310 --> 01:08:58,409
Yeah, we're not crying
but we're upset.
1066
01:08:59,409 --> 01:09:02,075
It's just a game.
We played very well.
1067
01:09:02,359 --> 01:09:03,458
We kind of sucked.
1068
01:09:04,426 --> 01:09:06,724
Um, no, you sucked.
1069
01:09:06,758 --> 01:09:08,108
Thank you, Mr. B.
1070
01:09:11,409 --> 01:09:13,108
Anyone need a ride?
1071
01:09:13,142 --> 01:09:14,591
No, my mom's
going to come get us.
1072
01:09:14,626 --> 01:09:16,292
I'm with her.
1073
01:09:16,327 --> 01:09:17,326
April?
1074
01:09:19,076 --> 01:09:21,541
- Sure.
- Okay, let's go.
1075
01:09:21,576 --> 01:09:23,475
I'll see you
guys later.
Bye, April.
1076
01:09:23,477 --> 01:09:25,142
Night.
Night.
1077
01:09:26,508 --> 01:09:27,908
Bye.
1078
01:09:36,410 --> 01:09:37,409
Where's Michael?
1079
01:09:38,476 --> 01:09:40,075
Oh, he's at his moms.
1080
01:09:40,975 --> 01:09:42,008
Oh.
1081
01:09:46,076 --> 01:09:47,275
Want some water or something?
1082
01:09:48,076 --> 01:09:50,941
Um, no, that's okay.
1083
01:09:53,975 --> 01:09:55,275
It's nice to have you back here.
1084
01:09:57,176 --> 01:09:58,841
Don't worry about the game.
1085
01:10:45,276 --> 01:10:47,041
I know it's not Thursday.
1086
01:10:49,142 --> 01:10:50,409
I always get the days wrong.
1087
01:12:20,009 --> 01:12:22,975
You so crazy.
You're so crazy.
1088
01:12:24,443 --> 01:12:27,908
Hi, sweetie.
Hi, Mom.
1089
01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:29,442
Hold on, Jamal,
I'm gonna call you.
1090
01:12:29,476 --> 01:12:30,991
Do you want some breakfast?
1091
01:12:31,559 --> 01:12:34,158
Um, that's okay.
1092
01:12:34,193 --> 01:12:36,431
I'm gonna call you
back, okay? Let me
call you right back.
1093
01:12:36,443 --> 01:12:38,109
I can make you eggs and bacon.
1094
01:12:40,143 --> 01:12:42,541
Okay, sure.
That sounds good.
1095
01:12:42,576 --> 01:12:45,042
How 'bout some orange
juice? You want
some orange juice?
1096
01:12:45,044 --> 01:12:47,091
I just love you,
you're such a good girl.
1097
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:54,058
I love you, too.
Aw. You mean
so much to me.
1098
01:13:00,776 --> 01:13:03,991
Test your might!
1099
01:13:14,259 --> 01:13:15,858
Fight.
1100
01:13:19,092 --> 01:13:20,991
You're not allowed to do that.
1101
01:13:23,092 --> 01:13:24,325
Are you going to tell on me?
1102
01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:37,591
Can I play?
1103
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:40,092
Sure. I don't care.
1104
01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,442
All right, what do I do?
1105
01:13:44,476 --> 01:13:46,141
You have to pick
a character first.
1106
01:13:47,942 --> 01:13:49,442
I wanna be the girl character.
1107
01:13:49,476 --> 01:13:52,392
The girl character?
She sucks.
1108
01:13:52,426 --> 01:13:54,358
Trust me.
I've played her.
1109
01:13:54,392 --> 01:13:56,425
All right, well, I still
wanna be her, so...
1110
01:13:57,142 --> 01:13:58,275
Suit yourself.
1111
01:13:59,342 --> 01:14:00,841
Fight!
1112
01:14:03,093 --> 01:14:05,125
Hey, how do I fight?
You press the buttons.
1113
01:14:05,159 --> 01:14:06,442
Oh, come on, which ones?
1114
01:14:08,626 --> 01:14:10,359
Which color?
1115
01:14:10,393 --> 01:14:11,557
Hey.
1116
01:14:13,326 --> 01:14:14,325
Yes!
1117
01:14:15,009 --> 01:14:16,941
Two cookies please!
1118
01:14:17,342 --> 01:14:18,492
What?
1119
01:14:18,525 --> 01:14:20,674
I get two cookies because I won.
1120
01:14:20,709 --> 01:14:22,475
Says who?
1121
01:14:22,508 --> 01:14:23,507
Raquel.
1122
01:14:27,359 --> 01:14:28,908
Raquel?
1123
01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:30,875
Raquel's my other babysitter.
1124
01:14:30,909 --> 01:14:32,875
She lets me have
two cookies when I win.
1125
01:14:33,659 --> 01:14:34,991
Hmm.
1126
01:14:38,526 --> 01:14:40,058
Well, okay.
1127
01:14:48,093 --> 01:14:50,058
I want one Oreo
and one chocolate chip.
1128
01:14:51,026 --> 01:14:52,891
Here you go.
Have 'em all.
1129
01:15:21,342 --> 01:15:23,041
Hello.
1130
01:15:23,075 --> 01:15:26,208
April.
Who's this?
1131
01:15:26,242 --> 01:15:29,308
Look, what happened
between me and Raquel...
It's nothing, okay?
1132
01:15:29,342 --> 01:15:31,375
Can I just explain
what happened?
1133
01:15:32,376 --> 01:15:34,974
What?
1134
01:15:35,009 --> 01:15:39,341
You broke up with me.
And we weren't talking to
each other. Can I see you?
1135
01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:42,875
No. No, I'm not coming
over there anymore.
1136
01:15:42,909 --> 01:15:45,159
April, I love you.
Please.
1137
01:15:51,443 --> 01:15:53,658
Dude, isn't this a...
1138
01:15:53,693 --> 01:15:56,842
Oh, gee, you're
acting like we're in
a recession. Give me.
1139
01:15:56,876 --> 01:15:58,315
I wanna show you
how to do this shit.
1140
01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:01,058
I ought to...
1141
01:16:01,093 --> 01:16:03,292
Chef Ivan at your service.
1142
01:16:06,542 --> 01:16:07,808
Emily.
1143
01:16:09,909 --> 01:16:12,574
Hey, Emily.
Emily, hi, hi.
1144
01:16:12,609 --> 01:16:14,375
Hi.
Hi.
1145
01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:17,208
You look, um...
You look really beautiful.
1146
01:16:18,343 --> 01:16:21,242
You look, uh...
Yeah, your whole,
1147
01:16:21,276 --> 01:16:23,974
um, dress.
1148
01:16:24,009 --> 01:16:26,608
You look really...
You look really great.
1149
01:16:26,642 --> 01:16:28,242
Thanks.
1150
01:16:28,276 --> 01:16:30,058
All right, sorry.
1151
01:16:30,092 --> 01:16:31,958
Hey, I have this idea, um...
1152
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,958
Uh, I saw this pool.
1153
01:16:37,493 --> 01:16:39,358
And I was wondering
maybe you want to like
1154
01:16:40,659 --> 01:16:42,392
go swimming.
1155
01:16:42,426 --> 01:16:44,258
Swimming?
Yeah.
1156
01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:46,359
♪ We could go swimming
1157
01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:48,924
♪ We could go swimming ♪
Okay, fine.
1158
01:16:48,959 --> 01:16:50,325
Fine.
Really?
1159
01:16:51,293 --> 01:16:53,558
Mmm-hmm.
Okay. Okay, all right.
1160
01:16:53,592 --> 01:16:55,192
Okay.
1161
01:17:04,558 --> 01:17:07,958
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
where's the light?
The light?
1162
01:17:07,993 --> 01:17:09,258
Need a lighter?
Yeah.
1163
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:13,125
- Here you go.
- Found it.
1164
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,992
Jump. Jump to me.
Jump to me.
Wait.
1165
01:17:15,026 --> 01:17:16,225
Jump... Whoa!
1166
01:17:16,893 --> 01:17:18,092
Let's go.
1167
01:17:26,926 --> 01:17:28,392
Are you ready to
see me get naked?
1168
01:17:37,326 --> 01:17:39,125
What are you doing?
1169
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,591
I'm jumping in the pool.
Aren't you getting in?
1170
01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,825
No, it's cold.
Come on.
1171
01:17:49,459 --> 01:17:51,058
This is called night swimming.
1172
01:17:51,093 --> 01:17:52,992
Ready, one, two...
1173
01:17:54,443 --> 01:17:56,192
They were just saying
that in college,
1174
01:17:56,226 --> 01:17:58,025
like girls have sex
all the time.
1175
01:17:58,059 --> 01:17:59,425
So maybe like when
you get to college,
1176
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:01,591
you won't be a sweet
little virgin anymore.
1177
01:18:01,626 --> 01:18:03,125
Thank you.
1178
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,192
She's a virgin?
She's a virgin,
you guys.
1179
01:18:05,226 --> 01:18:08,058
Isn't that so adorable,
though? Look at...
She's so pretty.
1180
01:18:08,092 --> 01:18:09,591
We can do something
about that.
No, April.
1181
01:18:09,626 --> 01:18:13,025
You scared her off.
They can help.
Oh, honey.
1182
01:18:13,059 --> 01:18:14,958
I mean, are you
all virgins, too?
1183
01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:23,941
Hey.
Hey.
1184
01:18:30,476 --> 01:18:31,974
How's it goin'?
1185
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:34,442
Good.
1186
01:18:34,476 --> 01:18:35,841
How are you?
1187
01:18:39,609 --> 01:18:41,375
You should, uh, flip one over
1188
01:18:43,576 --> 01:18:45,041
for good luck.
1189
01:18:48,310 --> 01:18:50,541
You know like when
you get a new pack,
1190
01:18:50,576 --> 01:18:52,874
you always flip
one over and
save it for last
1191
01:18:52,909 --> 01:18:54,587
and then when
you get to it
you make a wish.
1192
01:18:55,343 --> 01:18:57,908
Oh, cool, I've never
heard of that.
1193
01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,342
Like that?
Yeah.
1194
01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:08,974
Do you need a light?
1195
01:19:15,427 --> 01:19:16,925
Thanks.
Yeah.
1196
01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:26,024
That movie is pretty
stupid.
1197
01:19:26,692 --> 01:19:27,858
Why?
1198
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:32,141
I think all movies and TV shows
1199
01:19:32,176 --> 01:19:34,241
and video games these
days are just pointless.
1200
01:19:34,893 --> 01:19:36,092
Okay.
1201
01:19:41,459 --> 01:19:43,125
You're crazy.
1202
01:19:44,476 --> 01:19:46,442
No, I'm not.
1203
01:19:46,476 --> 01:19:47,858
Yeah, you are.
1204
01:19:50,009 --> 01:19:52,091
Why would you say that?
1205
01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,341
Because you just don't
care about anything.
1206
01:19:58,043 --> 01:20:00,075
I wish I didn't care
about anything.
1207
01:20:01,609 --> 01:20:05,075
But I do care. I care
about everything too much.
1208
01:20:06,059 --> 01:20:07,541
What do you mean?
1209
01:20:07,575 --> 01:20:09,991
It's whatever, Teddy.
1210
01:20:10,026 --> 01:20:11,904
I think you're the one
who doesn't care, not me.
1211
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:15,058
What do you mean?
I care about you.
1212
01:20:20,310 --> 01:20:22,175
What? You...
1213
01:20:23,276 --> 01:20:25,108
You never even hang out with me.
1214
01:20:27,076 --> 01:20:28,392
Yeah, I love you.
1215
01:20:49,525 --> 01:20:51,041
I love you.
1216
01:21:00,026 --> 01:21:02,958
Do you remember that
night at the graveyard?
1217
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,192
When we went to that tree?
1218
01:21:06,226 --> 01:21:08,191
The one that
I carved a heart in?
1219
01:21:08,226 --> 01:21:10,058
Yeah.
That was fun.
1220
01:21:11,725 --> 01:21:13,025
That was fun.
1221
01:21:14,559 --> 01:21:16,326
I wish we could go
back to that night.
1222
01:21:17,892 --> 01:21:19,892
You know that
me and Fred
cut it down, right?
1223
01:21:20,443 --> 01:21:21,442
What?
1224
01:21:26,642 --> 01:21:28,841
That's so sad.
Yeah.
1225
01:21:30,609 --> 01:21:32,527
That tree was probably
there since the Civil War.
1226
01:21:33,609 --> 01:21:35,008
And now it's gone.
1227
01:21:38,276 --> 01:21:39,342
It's kind of sad.
1228
01:21:41,176 --> 01:21:42,824
Come on, get in the pool.
1229
01:21:44,126 --> 01:21:46,541
No.
Come on,
it feels great.
1230
01:21:46,575 --> 01:21:48,524
I'm shivering but not
because it's cold.
1231
01:21:48,558 --> 01:21:50,825
I'm shivering because
you're so beautiful.
1232
01:21:51,459 --> 01:21:52,992
Not gonna work this time.
1233
01:21:54,142 --> 01:21:56,475
Emily, just get
in the fuckin' pool.
No!
1234
01:21:56,509 --> 01:21:57,658
Get in the fuckin' pool, Emily.
1235
01:21:57,709 --> 01:22:00,359
I'm not getting
in the fucking pool.
1236
01:22:00,393 --> 01:22:01,941
Get in the pool!
I've been excited
about this!
1237
01:22:01,976 --> 01:22:03,508
Just get in, okay?
1238
01:22:03,542 --> 01:22:05,975
Stop asking me. No!
1239
01:22:06,009 --> 01:22:07,409
Get in the pool, whore.
1240
01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:10,442
You can be a real cunt,
you know that?
1241
01:22:10,477 --> 01:22:14,358
Just get in
the fucking
pool, okay?
1242
01:22:14,392 --> 01:22:15,791
You know what, Fred?
1243
01:22:15,826 --> 01:22:17,557
What?
1244
01:22:17,576 --> 01:22:19,508
I thought I loved you
but you're a real...
What?
1245
01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:22,109
Fucking douchebag!
I'm a what? I'm
a douche...
1246
01:22:26,892 --> 01:22:28,625
Fuck!
1247
01:22:28,659 --> 01:22:30,925
Got you!
Got you!
1248
01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:35,159
What the fuck!
1249
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:42,159
What? What? What?
1250
01:22:42,193 --> 01:22:45,058
You made me do all those
things! I hate you!
Come on. Come on.
1251
01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:47,524
Come on.
You set me up!
1252
01:22:47,558 --> 01:22:50,325
Come on, kiss me, kiss me,
kiss, me, kiss me, kiss me.
Fuck you!
1253
01:22:50,359 --> 01:22:53,341
Sick and disgusting!
1254
01:22:56,659 --> 01:22:58,358
Are you gonna hit
me with a bottle?
Don't!
1255
01:22:58,393 --> 01:22:59,492
You're gonna hit
me with a bottle?
Don't!
1256
01:22:59,525 --> 01:23:00,458
Come on, hit me.
I dare you.
1257
01:23:00,493 --> 01:23:02,892
You wouldn't do
it, pussy. Pussy.
Don't!
1258
01:23:02,926 --> 01:23:05,025
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
Stop!
1259
01:23:05,059 --> 01:23:07,259
Stop!
You're not gonna hit
me with a fuckin' bottle.
1260
01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:14,425
Ah.
1261
01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:26,492
You bitch.
What the fuck!
1262
01:23:26,525 --> 01:23:27,925
I was just messing around.
1263
01:23:30,558 --> 01:23:31,958
Fuck!
1264
01:23:42,209 --> 01:23:43,275
Teddy?
1265
01:23:46,076 --> 01:23:47,375
Let's go!
1266
01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:01,341
Hey what's going on?
Can we have some stogs?
1267
01:24:03,142 --> 01:24:04,191
Sure.
Let me get one, too.
1268
01:24:06,992 --> 01:24:08,958
Aren't you guys
a little young for
drinking and smoking?
1269
01:24:08,992 --> 01:24:10,524
No, we like 'em.
1270
01:24:10,559 --> 01:24:13,242
What? No.
You guys look
younger than me.
1271
01:24:13,276 --> 01:24:15,275
- How old are you?
- Where are you from?
1272
01:24:15,309 --> 01:24:16,492
Around here.
1273
01:24:18,026 --> 01:24:20,241
I like your hair.
It's really pretty.
1274
01:24:20,276 --> 01:24:22,325
Thanks.
1275
01:24:22,359 --> 01:24:25,058
You want the last one?
They just took
all my cigarettes.
1276
01:24:25,092 --> 01:24:27,358
Sucks.
I just bought this pack.
1277
01:24:27,392 --> 01:24:29,925
Well, at least now
you can make a wish.
1278
01:24:29,959 --> 01:24:31,958
Remember you can make...
You can make your wish.
1279
01:24:33,909 --> 01:24:36,141
Oh. Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.
1280
01:24:38,059 --> 01:24:39,178
What are you gonna wish for?
1281
01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:57,541
- Are you okay, dude?
- Yeah.
1282
01:24:57,575 --> 01:24:59,625
What happened?
Nothing just...
1283
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:03,292
You okay.
Yeah. Can we go buy
some weed please?
1284
01:25:03,326 --> 01:25:05,942
Yeah. Listen,
do you wanna come?
1285
01:25:06,243 --> 01:25:08,575
Oh, fuck. Can you
give me a fuckin'
break, Teddy?
1286
01:25:08,609 --> 01:25:11,108
Skull's waiting for us
to buy some weed.
Um, no.
1287
01:25:11,142 --> 01:25:13,180
I should probably
wait here so I can
get a ride home.
1288
01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:14,507
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah.
1289
01:25:14,542 --> 01:25:18,124
Um...
Maybe tomorrow.
1290
01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:20,541
Yeah.
I don't know what
you're doing...
1291
01:25:20,575 --> 01:25:23,991
I'll text you or something?
Yeah, sure.
I'll text you.
1292
01:25:24,026 --> 01:25:25,392
Or you can text me.
1293
01:25:25,426 --> 01:25:27,108
Thank you, April.
Let's go.
1294
01:25:27,143 --> 01:25:29,941
Call you or... I mean...
See you later.
Come on. Come on.
1295
01:25:40,558 --> 01:25:42,397
Dude, what do you...
What happened to
your head?
1296
01:25:42,426 --> 01:25:44,591
What, uh...
What do you mean?
1297
01:25:44,626 --> 01:25:46,225
I mean,
what happened, dude?
Are you all right?
1298
01:25:46,259 --> 01:25:48,458
Yeah, I'm fine.
1299
01:25:48,493 --> 01:25:50,191
Who did that?
Hey, what would
you do if,
1300
01:25:50,226 --> 01:25:51,825
if you were an Egyptian?
1301
01:25:54,625 --> 01:25:56,092
I'd be a pharaoh.
1302
01:25:59,126 --> 01:26:02,158
You can't be a
fuckin' pharaoh.
Why not?
1303
01:26:02,193 --> 01:26:04,092
You can't be a
fuckin' pharaoh.
Why not?
1304
01:26:07,293 --> 01:26:09,258
I don't even want to
be Egyptian anyways.
1305
01:26:11,276 --> 01:26:14,208
All that sand
and mummies and shit,
it's so boring.
1306
01:26:16,942 --> 01:26:18,409
I'd be an Aztec or a Mayan.
1307
01:26:20,493 --> 01:26:22,891
Then I'd fucking
cut your heart out.
1308
01:26:24,410 --> 01:26:27,908
Hey, maybe we can
cut Skull's heart out.
1309
01:26:27,942 --> 01:26:29,574
Skull would fuck you up.
Just rip it out of him.
1310
01:26:29,609 --> 01:26:32,275
He wouldn't be able
to fuck me up if I, uh,
1311
01:26:32,310 --> 01:26:34,141
stabbed him in
the stomach first.
1312
01:26:34,176 --> 01:26:36,041
Stop. What the fuck?
1313
01:26:36,076 --> 01:26:38,309
What are you
doing? Stop.
1314
01:26:38,343 --> 01:26:40,941
What are you doing, man?
1315
01:26:40,975 --> 01:26:43,442
Fred, fuck, dude.
Put that thing...
Fuck. Stop.
1316
01:26:57,459 --> 01:26:59,025
'Sup, Skull?
1317
01:26:59,059 --> 01:27:01,291
How are you doin'?
How are you doin'?
Feel good?
1318
01:27:02,226 --> 01:27:03,291
Nice.
1319
01:27:05,892 --> 01:27:07,425
So you, uh,
so you got it?
Yes.
1320
01:27:09,959 --> 01:27:12,008
Just a dime,
right? Want a hit?
1321
01:27:17,525 --> 01:27:18,875
Hey, Skull?
1322
01:27:20,509 --> 01:27:23,208
Who'd you rather be
the pope or Pablo Escobar?
1323
01:27:23,210 --> 01:27:25,241
Escobar for sure, man.
1324
01:27:25,276 --> 01:27:27,292
Gets to have all
the fun.
1325
01:27:27,326 --> 01:27:29,125
The pope gets to
live in the Vatican.
1326
01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:30,392
He gets to see
Michelangelo
all the time.
1327
01:27:30,426 --> 01:27:33,425
Escobar.
What do you think?
Shut the fuck up, Teddy.
1328
01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:34,808
You know what you want?
1329
01:27:36,609 --> 01:27:38,409
You what a knife.
Huh?
1330
01:27:40,259 --> 01:27:45,041
This fucker could
cut your heart out,
with this fucking knife.
1331
01:27:45,075 --> 01:27:46,858
Cut your fucking heart out.
1332
01:27:46,893 --> 01:27:48,841
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Hey...
He fucking said it to me.
1333
01:27:48,876 --> 01:27:51,574
You try it,
I'll fucking kill you!
I never said that.
1334
01:27:51,609 --> 01:27:53,624
This fucker's always
saying weird shit
1335
01:27:53,658 --> 01:27:55,924
and trying to get
me to kill people.
I don't...
1336
01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:58,442
He want... He was
talking about cutting
your heart out. I didn't...
1337
01:27:58,477 --> 01:28:00,075
Skull, Skull,
Skull, Skull.
Yes.
1338
01:28:01,477 --> 01:28:03,108
Would you rather
be gay or a girl?
1339
01:28:04,942 --> 01:28:06,908
Neither.
1340
01:28:06,942 --> 01:28:10,608
No, I'm just saying
if you had to.
Like, if a genie said so.
1341
01:28:10,642 --> 01:28:12,042
Both of them have to suck dick.
1342
01:28:12,076 --> 01:28:13,359
Exactly.
1343
01:28:13,393 --> 01:28:16,058
Would that be so bad?
1344
01:28:16,093 --> 01:28:18,325
I mean, don't you ever
get jealous of those
1345
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:21,359
girls in pornos that get to be
1346
01:28:21,393 --> 01:28:23,550
on their knees in
the middle of all
those fucking dicks.
1347
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:27,058
Are you fuckin'
serious right now?
1348
01:28:27,092 --> 01:28:29,075
Are you be...
Are you being fucking
serious right now?
1349
01:28:29,110 --> 01:28:30,175
He's a fuckin' faggot.
1350
01:28:31,476 --> 01:28:34,941
He's always saying
weird shit like this, dude.
No, no, no, no.
1351
01:28:34,975 --> 01:28:36,958
This faggot is fucking serious.
1352
01:28:36,993 --> 01:28:39,008
You don't like
the idea of an
Around-The-World blow bang?
1353
01:28:39,043 --> 01:28:41,625
No, I like to have
a girl suck my dick.
1354
01:28:41,659 --> 01:28:43,275
What's the difference?
1355
01:28:43,310 --> 01:28:45,575
"What the difference?"
1356
01:28:45,609 --> 01:28:47,442
Well, I'll tell
you the difference,
1357
01:28:47,476 --> 01:28:49,108
because I am going in
1358
01:28:50,210 --> 01:28:52,392
and she's being got inside of.
1359
01:28:52,427 --> 01:28:56,558
Yeah, and why is one
better? Why does one
make you better, Skull?
1360
01:28:56,592 --> 01:28:59,492
And why when you're
inside her,
do you feel better?
1361
01:28:59,526 --> 01:29:02,225
I mean, aren't you
on her turf, inside her?
1362
01:29:02,259 --> 01:29:05,426
You know, isn't she
in control of you?
1363
01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:08,558
Like a little fuckin'
baby with his mamma
making him feel good.
1364
01:29:08,592 --> 01:29:09,591
Huh?
1365
01:29:10,226 --> 01:29:12,508
Skull, why? Why?
1366
01:29:12,542 --> 01:29:14,807
Because...
Because what?
1367
01:30:22,410 --> 01:30:24,175
Hey, dude.
1368
01:30:24,209 --> 01:30:26,242
Hey, dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude.
1369
01:30:26,276 --> 01:30:27,941
Let's drive down the wrong way.
1370
01:30:29,377 --> 01:30:30,924
Fred, why do you
have to be like this?
1371
01:30:30,959 --> 01:30:32,392
Why do I have to be like what?
1372
01:30:32,426 --> 01:30:35,359
Why do you have to be
all fucking crazy
and psycho on me?
1373
01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,392
Why do you have to try so
fucking hard to seem crazy,
man? I don't get it.
1374
01:30:42,377 --> 01:30:45,941
I just...
I can't hang out with you
when you're like this.
1375
01:30:49,443 --> 01:30:51,141
Okay.
1376
01:30:58,542 --> 01:31:01,208
I can't hang out
with you when
you're like this.
1377
01:31:26,327 --> 01:31:28,359
Pull over.
Pull over.
1378
01:31:32,093 --> 01:31:34,824
Just let me out, dude.
Let me the fuck out.
1379
01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:40,292
Pull over, man.
Let me out.
1380
01:31:51,642 --> 01:31:53,275
What are you doing?
1381
01:32:52,392 --> 01:32:54,091
I'm not Bob.
1382
01:32:56,392 --> 01:32:58,024
I'm not Bob.
1383
01:33:00,309 --> 01:33:03,292
I'm not Bob, I'm not Bob,
I'm not Bob.
1384
01:33:07,476 --> 01:33:09,858
Let's go!
Let's go!
1385
01:33:11,092 --> 01:33:12,558
I'm not Bob!