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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,080 Hey. 2 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,833 You hungry? 3 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,961 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! 4 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,546 This was a mistake. Sorry. 5 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,298 No, it's not you. I'm just... Oh, my God. I'm such a piece of shit. 6 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,466 No, you aren't. 7 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,219 Summer's my best friend, okay? And she can never know about this, 8 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,138 and no one can ever know about this at all. I-- 9 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,642 Morning, big guy. Egg sammie, coming in hot. 10 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,519 Did you get some sleep? 11 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,981 - Yep. - Let's go. It's a beautiful day. 12 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,109 He doesn't knock? 13 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,319 Not when egg sammies are hot. 14 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,154 You should have seen Sean's face. 15 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,032 He was so pissed and devastated. 16 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,869 It was just like when I found out I was having a third boy. 17 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,328 Hey, don't beat yourself up. 18 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,663 Who hasn't sold their company 19 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,665 to their partner's estranged father before? 20 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,584 - Why would you say that? - 'Cause you made a joke, 21 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,294 so I thought we was in joke mode, so I-- 22 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,547 - No, I can make the jokes. You can't-- - Okay. Calm down. Come here. 23 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,716 Give me a hug. I'm sorry. Come here, 24 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:35,052 come here, come here. You gonna get through this, okay? 25 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,095 - Fuck. - Yeah. 26 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,139 Now can I make a joke, since your face is in my nanas? 27 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,350 No, but I like it. 28 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:47,982 You should have seen Liz's face. 29 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:50,651 - I lost my cool, man. - Hey, we all make mistakes. 30 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,528 Look, in my dark days, 31 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,407 once, I was really stoned, I ate half of Alice's bio project. 32 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,076 In my defense, it was a model of human DNA made of Twizzlers. 33 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,454 She got a D. But it was delicious. 34 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,707 Well, thank you for always being so relatable. 35 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,127 I can't believe I yelled at her like that. 36 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,132 Oh, fuck. 37 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,971 Fuck! 38 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,933 Maybe I'll just avoid Liz for the rest of my life. 39 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,643 I've tried it. It won't work, Sean. 40 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,728 She finds you. 41 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,813 Hey, your knee is bleeding. 42 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,524 - Don't even ask. - What happened? 43 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:33,070 Oh, my God! What do you not understand about "don't fucking ask"? 44 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,947 Sorry, sweetie. 45 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:38,074 - You're scared of her, aren't you? - So? You're scared of Liz. 46 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,701 Absolutely. She's scary. 47 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,953 Everything's so fucked. 48 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,121 No. 49 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,415 I know how you can fix it. 50 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,044 So Jimmy said I should bring this to you. 51 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,839 I love it when Jimmy says things. 52 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,758 This is gonna be fun because I've never been to therapy before. 53 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:58,011 - Hard to believe. - Dazzle me. 54 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:32,129 {\an8}I know you thought you were doing something really nice for me. 55 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,673 {\an8}I shouldn't have lost my shit, and I'm sorry. 56 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,341 {\an8}No, I should've talked to you about it. 57 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,760 {\an8}I'm so sorry. 58 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,221 {\an8}- We're good. - Okay. 59 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:43,599 Good work. 60 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,437 {\an8}Liz, I'm gonna try and say this sincerely. 61 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,397 {\an8}I'm glad you came in here. 62 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:52,607 {\an8}That's it? 63 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:57,195 {\an8}What, you want me to pull my pants down and make my ass clap? 64 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,280 {\an8}Okay. 65 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,032 {\an8}- How much do you pay him? - Nothing. 66 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,409 {\an8}Yeah, that sounds about right. 67 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:05,954 {\an8}Thanks for that. 68 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,707 {\an8}This was a good idea. I prefer eating doughnuts to hiking. 69 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,917 {\an8}Please, look at that baby. 70 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,169 {\an8}He or she was never gonna last the whole hike. 71 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,922 {\an8}He or she? She's wearing a pink sweater that says "Emily." 72 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,633 {\an8}- Give me a turn. - Okay. 73 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:22,720 {\an8}Hi. You are so cute. 74 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,055 {\an8}You said that to me yesterday. 75 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,932 {\an8}If everybody's cute, then nobody's cute. 76 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,476 {\an8}You seem like a real natural, Charlie. 77 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,437 {\an8}Don't push your breeder agenda on us, James. 78 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,606 {\an8}We actually bonded over this when we were dating. 79 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,774 {\an8}Neither of us wants kids. 80 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,609 {\an8}No, you don't want kids. 81 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,320 {\an8}I said I was fine not having kids, not that I didn't want them. 82 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:42,114 {\an8}- Who are you? What's happening? - Maybe we should give them a second. 83 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,659 {\an8}Why? This is such an intimate moment. 84 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,827 {\an8}- That's why, Michael. - It's okay. 85 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:47,954 {\an8}I'd love to have a baby. 86 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,580 {\an8}But if we don't, 87 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,875 {\an8}then I am the hero who rose above it all to make his marriage work. 88 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:56,420 {\an8}I can be a hero too by at least pretending to consider it. 89 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,839 {\an8}That is so brave. 90 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,882 {\an8}Well, if you want, you can meet our adoption advocate. 91 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,969 {\an8}- He's a friend. - That would be so great. 92 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,097 {\an8}I mean, if Brian is up for it. 93 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,433 {\an8}Are you kidding, Charlie? Brian's a hero. 94 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,018 {\an8}Uh-oh. Yeah, someone made a shit swamp. 95 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,937 {\an8}- Can I help you change her? Yeah? - Yeah. Please. 96 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,606 {\an8}Come here, you little stinker. 97 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,774 {\an8}"You seem like a natural, Charlie"? 98 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,193 {\an8}Don't blame me. You're the one who wouldn't let our friendship die. 99 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,572 {\an8}I... It's still here. 100 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,492 Hey, kid. 101 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,580 Your dad has landed back in your life in a big way, 102 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,039 so we can't keep avoiding it. 103 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,875 Have you two been talking? 104 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,334 Does he even know where you live? 105 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,044 Come on, Paul, you asked me this last week 106 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,131 and you could tell by my face that the answer was no. 107 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,800 Right. 108 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,094 Why do we always have to come back to my dad? 109 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:48,598 Look, I know your dad did something to damage your relationship 110 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,392 that you have not told me about. 111 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,143 How do I know? 112 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,395 I've been doing this for a thousand years. 113 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,647 Why are you trying to therapize me in the kitchen? 114 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,483 You and Jimmy used to talk out of the office all the time. 115 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,861 - Figured I'd give it a whirl. - Ten feet from your door? 116 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,405 Baby steps. 117 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,451 Come on. 118 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,828 Sorry, gotta go to work. 119 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,165 Why are you still here? 120 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,210 Because I took a shit in your desk drawer. 121 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,171 Relax. I just forgot my keys. 122 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,925 This is why I hate to leave my office. 123 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,477 Hey. How'd it go with Liz? 124 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:37,898 She didn't take a dump in my desk, so I guess that's a win. 125 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:42,027 I still can't get Sean to open up to me about his dad. 126 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,154 I even tried talking to him out of the office. 127 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,907 Hey. You tried Jimmying him. 128 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,992 That's what my patients call my unorthodox methods, so-- 129 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,411 - Well, I'm never gonna use that word. - We'll see. 130 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,829 Hey, Sean and I are still tight. 131 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,706 You want me to take another crack at the dad stuff? I-- 132 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,500 No. No more intervening. 133 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,085 You're not his therapist anymore. 134 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,253 Stay the fuck out of it. 135 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,214 Okay, Paul, I'll stay the fuck out of it. 136 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,632 - Right. - What? I can stay out of things. 137 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,425 - I stay out of lots of things. - Name one. 138 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,261 Never got into SoulCycle. 139 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,304 - I wish I had better examples. - I know you. 140 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:14,016 The minute Sean is in need, you'll cave. 141 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,561 You can't not help. 142 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:21,065 I can not do anything I set my mind to not do. 143 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,859 {\an8}Why does that say, "I peed here"? 144 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,944 Where? 145 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,821 {\an8}For God's... Give me that. 146 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:30,450 {\an8}- Did you write this, Paul? - It's your crazy fucking neighbor! 147 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,831 I'm worried about Sean. 148 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,748 Working with his dad. 149 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,836 It's not gonna take much for him to snap. 150 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,841 This is so damn good. Have you tried this? 151 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,052 It was hard to toss you out of the house, 152 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:53,306 but I knew what you needed was a little tough love, all right? 153 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,267 I mean, look at you now. 154 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,145 I mean, look at both of us now, right? 155 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,189 Your mom was a little scared at first 156 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,400 and I said, "Nah, you gotta let a man be a man." 157 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,320 You all right? 158 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,071 Yeah. I'm good. 159 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:13,326 I loved that truck. And I gave it up for nothing. 160 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,745 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah. That sucks. 161 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,538 I was smashing this guy who didn't care about me. 162 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,790 So now I gotta break into his house and get all my stuff back, 163 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,209 including my favorite vibrator. 164 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,336 - What a drag. - Was it expensive? 165 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:24,962 Yeah. Actually, we went halfsies on a lot of them. 166 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,632 I got you both beat. Charlie wants to have a baby. 167 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,800 - That's not a real problem. - Yeah, babies are tight. 168 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,761 - Just have a baby. - Who's having a baby? 169 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,346 - Brian. - You're not even showing. 170 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,389 - I'm not having a baby. - Yes, you are. 171 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,599 That's how marriage works. 172 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,186 If one person wants one, the decision is made. 173 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,854 Y'all either having a baby or y'all about to break up. 174 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,023 Or you will figure it out 175 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,985 because your love with Charlie is undefeatable. 176 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,070 I want a Derek. 177 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,406 Then I have the greatest coincidence ever. 178 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,242 This is my best buddy from my old job, 179 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:55,576 Derrick. 180 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,495 Hi, guys. Liz. 181 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,665 - Hi, bubba. How are you? - Good to see you. 182 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,458 - You smell good. - Thank you. 183 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,920 You always smell good. All right. 184 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:06,587 Okay. 185 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,006 You won't believe, but Gaby just said she wanted-- 186 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,884 - Don't. - Nothing. She wants nothing. 187 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,553 - Nothing? - Yeah. 188 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,555 Well, that sounds like a lie, but I'll go with it. 189 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,932 - We eating here or... No. - No, no. 190 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,226 - Vibe is too sad in here. - Yeah. 191 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,020 Dereks, we like to be happy. 192 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,399 And by the way, 193 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,067 there's nothing wrong with wanting a Derrick. 194 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,986 - Okay. - Congrats on the baby again. 195 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:32,155 - I'm not having a baby! - Okay. 196 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:36,033 - I can't wait for his baby. - No baby. No. 197 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,953 I need something in my life or I'm going totally dark. 198 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:42,582 I am this close to sitting in my tub crying and drinking wine. 199 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,375 I would love to do that, and I mean with you. 200 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,460 Like, literally, I'd be at the other end of the tub, 201 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,712 and we can just touch feet, 202 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,547 and then we can interlock our toes like this. 203 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,549 - Our tub is big enough for that. - I know! 204 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,634 - Let's do it now! - Oh, my... Wait. No. 205 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,012 We said we weren't gonna do this. We weren't gonna slip into the abyss. 206 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,763 We are going to be proactive. 207 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,140 I'm on it. 208 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,266 To try and cheer myself up, 209 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,935 I'm gonna go take pictures of the shelter dogs on death row. 210 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,270 You should be a party planner. 211 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,315 The pictures on the website suck. 212 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,483 I'm gonna take good ones so they can be adopted. 213 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,861 - And you're coming with. - Rock-hard pass. 214 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,572 I'll treat your baby thing like it's a real problem. 215 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,781 It is a real problem! 216 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,618 - It's still not. - Not. 217 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,182 - What the fuck is happening? - Sorry. 218 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,851 It's just that when you're shredding the finger drums, I know you're spinning, 219 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,771 but Paul and I agreed that having two therapists in your ear is not helpful. 220 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,023 - So I'm staying out of it. - Must be nice. 221 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,818 You bail on me, so if I fall apart, it's not your fault. And if I do well, 222 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,154 - it's 'cause you put me in better hands. - Wow. 223 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:59,158 You managed to make me feel guilty, inferior and douchey in one sentence. 224 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,576 - That's how I do it. - Hey. 225 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,662 I can't believe I have to get a Lyft to practice. 226 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,746 We should get me a car. 227 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:04,998 Are we gonna pay for it? 228 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,169 She's gonna feel so guilty when she finds out I'm on my way 229 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,587 to look at a used car I wanna get her. 230 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,131 So you're not telling her now so you can rub it in her face later? 231 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,467 Fatherhood, baby. 232 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,594 All right. I'll see you later. 233 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,471 Do you wanna come with me? 234 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,516 Just, you know, clear your head? 235 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,268 Sure. Why not? 236 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,895 Okay, gorgeous. 237 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,941 Relax and give me a casual smile. 238 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,360 - Not you. - I know, but admit that I nailed it. 239 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,028 All right. Find me one with kind eyes. 240 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,947 They all have the same eyes. 241 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:41,326 Just big, weird marbles that judge you. God. 242 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,578 Okay. Here we go. 243 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,454 This is your time to have your photo shoot. 244 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,748 - I know. - Have you ever met a dog? 245 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,042 - This is like three dogs. Okay, sit. - Oh, my God. 246 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,044 Okay. 247 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,921 Charlie and I can't have babies. We're too busy. 248 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,756 You're here at 3:00 on a Tuesday. 249 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,551 And that is my right as a DINK. 250 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,261 Double Income No Kids. 251 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,096 We were gonna blow that money traveling the world. 252 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,265 Maui. Nepal. Paris. 253 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,809 I'm pretty sure they don't even allow babies in Paris. 254 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,727 They do. 255 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,897 They just smoke and they're not allowed to wear deodorant. 256 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,190 You know what? Let's take 'em to the park. 257 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,357 Are we allowed to do that? 258 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,443 You can. You're the shelter's biggest donor. 259 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,612 - What? - I gave two grand for your wedding gift. 260 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,946 Two grand? 261 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,657 I could have bought an e-bike, Liz. Or new calves. 262 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,202 - Your calves are great. Come on. - Got what I wanted. Okay, here we go. 263 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,204 He's a jumper. 264 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,206 Hey... 265 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,459 - think I blocked you in. Sorry. - It's all good, Derrick Two. 266 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,629 Also, it's funny. I pictured you as more of a sports-car guy. 267 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,464 Really? That wouldn't make me look like a dick? 268 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,425 Well, you kind of already got it covered with those shades. 269 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,093 - What shades? - Wow. 270 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,346 I'm gonna have to get those later. They're prescription. 271 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,472 - Yeah, you need those. - Yeah. 272 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,849 - Can I help you with that or... Yeah? - Thanks. 273 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,851 - I'll get your dick-y sunglasses. - Thank you. 274 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,062 - Uh-huh. No problem. - Okay, so what have we got here? 275 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:54,315 We got a toothbrush, some fancy bras. 276 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,735 - We got Pop-Tarts. That's cool. - Okay... Well, actually, those aren't mine, 277 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,656 but I did earn them by completely throwing away my dignity. 278 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,909 This is a breakup box. Been there. 279 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,870 - You wanna know how I got back at my ex? - Sure. 280 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,122 I thought about her for months and was sad for a really long time. 281 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,874 - She couldn't handle it. - I bet. 282 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,501 Yeah, I also still feed her cat sometimes. 283 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,003 - That'll show her. - That'll teach her. 284 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,257 - That's my cell phone. - But your cell phone's in your hand. 285 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,133 This... That's actually my other cell phone. 286 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,719 The one beneath the vibrator? 287 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,474 Hello. Gaby's work phone. She'll call you back. 288 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,225 Which one's your favorite? 289 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,142 - I like the red one. - This one. 290 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,894 - Yeah, that one's nice. - What do you call that one? 291 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:32,854 Clifford 'cause it's... 292 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,399 - Big and red. - Big red. 293 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,447 Street's closed. You gotta go out the other way. 294 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,740 You can't shut down the whole road 295 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,202 just 'cause you're remodeling Racist Pam's house. 296 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,328 You probably know her as Pam. 297 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,498 - We also know her as Racist Pam. - Come on. Move the cone. 298 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,835 Fine. Road's open. 299 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,920 Road's closed. Too late. 300 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,298 You don't have to be a dick. 301 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,508 You're a tough guy? What the fuck are you gonna do? 302 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,636 Hey, easy. Sean. Sean, it's not worth it. Just breathe. 303 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,804 Breathe. Hey. 304 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,140 Sean, get back in the car. Hey. 305 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,600 Get back in the car, Sean. 306 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,436 Please. Sean! 307 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,232 Please. For me. 308 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,319 That was really messed up. 309 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,737 Those guys are gonna know where we live now. 310 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,863 No, they won't. 311 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,115 You parked a block away and you made us walk here. 312 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:30,244 That's because that was the biggest human man I've ever seen in my life. 313 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,495 - He was a big guy. - Sean. 314 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,583 I don't know what happened. Everything went all white like it used to. 315 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,752 I've been working with my dad all day. 316 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,171 I'm just wound up. 317 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,299 Why? 318 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,349 When I first got back from Afghanistan... 319 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:52,935 nothing made sense to me. 320 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,564 It was really hard for me to find a reason to keep on going, 321 00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,608 and... 322 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,319 he acted like everything was okay. 323 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,905 Look, it's awful, 324 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,283 but you can't blame your dad for not being able to read your mind. 325 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,117 I told him! 326 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,869 I told him I was struggling. 327 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,122 Do you know how hard that is for me? 328 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,252 I literally begged him for his help... 329 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,170 and you know what he did? 330 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,713 He told me I'd get over it. 331 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,173 The fuck is that? 332 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,843 And then he wouldn't talk about it. 333 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,303 But I'd get into fights. I start fighting, 334 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,597 and then he pulls his tough love shit. 335 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,807 He kicks me out. 336 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:36,602 And now he think he's some kind of hero 'cause I'm doing well? 337 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,063 Like it's all 'cause of him? 338 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,692 I hear you. Hey, Sean. 339 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,320 You were in a lot of pain. Your father let you down. I get it. 340 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,781 Hey, this is fucking complicated, aight? 341 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,701 - He is a good man, okay? - I know. I get it. 342 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,870 - He loves me, all right? - I know he does. 343 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,289 He worked his ass off for me, and I put him through a lot. 344 00:15:56,290 --> 00:16:00,168 So I just... I don't wanna hear you talking shit about my father. 345 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,211 I understand. I'm not gonna say another word. Hey, hey. 346 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,381 We're gonna sit down. We're gonna sit down for a second. 347 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,430 - I'm sorry. - You're good. 348 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,074 Thanks. 349 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,878 I wonder what Pam is doing to her house. 350 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,843 Look at you being cute with that guy. 351 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,846 I can feel his nuts on my thigh, and they're hot. 352 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,516 You love him, just like you would love a baby. 353 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:57,684 I can't, Liz. 354 00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,311 I know I would be a shitty dad. 355 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,979 Calm down, DINK. 356 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,525 - Being a parent is-- - I think our guy needs some more air. 357 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,402 No! 358 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,946 Hey, whoa! Dog! 359 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:13,866 Whoa, whoa! 360 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,617 Anytime my sister calls, she's always like, 361 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,371 "You won't believe what happened," and then it's something mundane like, 362 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,539 my mom's wig fell off at a Walmart or something. 363 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,791 - Wigs do be falling off. Yeah. - They do. 364 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,876 - Hey! You two still here? - Hey. 365 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,213 Don't you have a class to teach, G-Spot? 366 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,382 Maybe don't call me G-spot in front of my new friends. 367 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,384 - Why? - I'll tell you later. 368 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,802 - It's fun. Yeah. - Okay, thanks. 369 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:36,765 Okay. But he's right. I do actually have a generation to inspire. 370 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,934 All right. Sounds good. 371 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,477 - It was great to meet you. - You too. 372 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,646 - All right, D. - All right, D Squared. 373 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:47,067 - Putting on the dick-y glasses. - I see you. 374 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,070 - You gotta date him. - What? No! 375 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,697 - You know you wanna hit that. - I'm too busy. 376 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,283 Honestly, I'm still in recovery mode from all that weird Jimmy shit. 377 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,367 - Yeah. - I think for right now, 378 00:17:56,368 --> 00:18:00,454 the healthiest thing for me to do is to, like, keep the coochie on lock. 379 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,915 - Hey, don't look down there. - What? You're waving at it. 380 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,917 - It's my coochie to wave at. - I'm sorry. Suit yourself. 381 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,670 I gotta go find the scissors without asking Liz where they are. 382 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,716 So, it'll take up most of my day. 383 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,970 Your dad seriously won't let you get a tattoo? 384 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,388 He can't stop me forever. 385 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:20,183 Do you think I should get one here or maybe here? 386 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,393 I don't know. What do you think? 387 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,103 I think they're both great. 388 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,606 You didn't even look at her. 389 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,943 Okay... 390 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,989 Something here is not right. 391 00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:39,785 I forgot the guac. 392 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,371 Gotta have the guac. 393 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,666 - She totally knows. - She doesn't know. 394 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,628 - I am begging you to be cool. - I'm cool. 395 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,796 I'm LL Cool Cool. 396 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,007 That's not his name. 397 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,719 - Did I leave my wallet in your room? - No, but that room will never be clean. 398 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,014 - It is haunted by what we did. - Jesus Christ. 399 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,517 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, I'm heading out. You need anything? 400 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,019 Nope. Love you. 401 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,146 Ditto. See you, Connor. 402 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,481 Love you. 403 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,691 I don't, I'm sorry. 404 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:11,944 All right. 405 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,695 Dude. 406 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,239 Well, you will not be shocked 407 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,658 that your father told none of us you were coming. 408 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,535 Because it's none of your business, Jimmy. 409 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:23,121 This is my Fortress of Solitude. 410 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,706 - She's funny, huh? - Yeah. 411 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,042 Like Mrs. Maisel. 412 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,168 What? I watch TV. 413 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,712 Meg's gonna give the keynote speech 414 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,214 on sustainable energy. 415 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,423 - At Caltech. - Come on. 416 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,717 - No, it's not a big deal. No. - It's a huge deal. 417 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,386 Come on. I can't wait. 418 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,054 Hey, I got to talk to you just for a minute. 419 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,305 I will... 420 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,642 Well, I'll come back if I hear a "woof." 421 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,563 What? 422 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,439 Sean told me what's going on with his father. 423 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,775 I was staying out of it, but he almost got into a fight. 424 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,151 He's fine. 425 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,238 Then he just... Yeah, he just sort of told me. 426 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,907 So, back when Sean was at his worst, he asked his dad for help. 427 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,411 His dad just ignored him. Just totally blew him off. 428 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,707 He told you this without any prompting? 429 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:10,877 Yes. 430 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:15,256 He was just saying how he was really wound up from working with his dad. 431 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,425 And then... Yeah. 432 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:20,094 I was... I was like, "Why?" 433 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,221 - You said what? - "Why?" 434 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,764 - "Why?" - "Why?" 435 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,600 - You said, "Why?" - I said, "Why?" 436 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,643 Are we gonna keep saying this back and forth to each other? 437 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,022 I said it very casually. I was like, "Why?" 438 00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,691 - For fuck's sake. - He was freaking out, Paul. 439 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,068 I did not have time to tell him to close his eyes 440 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,945 and picture a big, black tornado. 441 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,948 It's a cloud. And I know you know that. 442 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,159 Okay. Well, I knew I was driving over here to catch shit, 443 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,493 but I came anyway. You know why? 444 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:47,456 Because all that matters to me is helping Sean. What about you? 445 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,208 I know him. Did you even read my case notes? 446 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,585 You don't have to answer. 447 00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:55,547 'Cause you never listen to me anymore about anything. 448 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,716 And we should be working together. 449 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,928 We should be working as a team like Batman and Robin. 450 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,055 You can even be Batman. You already sound like him. 451 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,141 - I'm gonna make you pay for that. - That's exactly what Batman would say. 452 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,352 Paul, why are you still so mad at me? 453 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,563 Are you still trying to teach me some lesson? Because I get it. 454 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,856 I messed up with Sean. 455 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,318 But please do not tell me that you are upset because he opened up to me 456 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,404 about something that he wouldn't talk to you about. 457 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,699 Please tell me your ego is not that big. 458 00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,163 See you, Jimmy. 459 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,457 Paul. 460 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,584 Woof. 461 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,839 Well, you seem happier than I expected. 462 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,093 I think I may have just won for once. 463 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,803 Tell me what that feels like. 464 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:44,929 I'm still processing. 465 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,224 - How about you tell me about Caltech? - Oh, God. 466 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,518 No, I'm gonna barf. I can't talk about it. 467 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,520 - Yeah? You nervous? - Yes, very. 468 00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,063 It's a... My speech... 469 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:57,441 It's too long. 470 00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,320 Wow. Okay. Yeah, this is pretty good. 471 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,531 But you mixed up structuralism and functionalism here. 472 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,408 - This is a nice house. - Thank you. 473 00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:08,327 But you will never get a house like this if you shit the bed on this project, okay? 474 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,581 - So, focus. - Okay. 475 00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,291 - It is pretty sick though, right? Yeah. - Yeah. 476 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,544 All the bathrooms have heated floor tiles, so... 477 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,672 - sometimes I just sit on the floor. - Nice. 478 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,425 - Hey. - Sorry. 479 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,093 I didn't know you're busy, so I'll be quick. 480 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:27,805 I couldn't stop thinking about your coochie lock. 481 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,849 Really? Okay. This is Keisha. 482 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,976 And she can hear you even if you're whispering. 483 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,394 So you're not letting him hit it? 484 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,229 Get back to work on your project. 485 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:38,316 - Great. Now she thinks we're hooking up. - Cool. 486 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:41,903 So, look, the reason I thought other Derrick would be good for you 487 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:45,449 is you're always taking care of people. 488 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,287 So maybe it's time someone took care of you. 489 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,163 I texted you his number. 490 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,706 - You should call him. - What? Dude. 491 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,791 We don't know if it's gonna work out or not, 492 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:59,004 but, G, you deserve to be happy. 493 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,799 That's really nice. 494 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,260 - Thank you. - You're the best. 495 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:06,928 I want a Derek. 496 00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,430 Everyone does. 497 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,308 We own a dog now. You don't get to meet him yet 498 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,268 because he's getting some stitches on his leg 499 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:17,271 - and a very expensive eye surgery. - Look forward to that. 500 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,482 - Brian, meet Stuart. - Hi. 501 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,194 He is Michael's adoption advocate friend. 502 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,071 Already? 503 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:26,447 - Yes. - Wow. 504 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,701 So, how does this even start? 505 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,704 Well, if you want to know what babies we have in stock, 506 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,414 I have a few in the back of my car. 507 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,999 - What? - I'm kidding. 508 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,210 I like to make it fun. 509 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,839 I drove all the way from Tarzana. May I use your restroom real quick? 510 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,131 It's down the hall. 511 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,508 Thank you so much. 512 00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,717 Charlie, I'm sorry. 513 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,636 I've been thinking about this baby stuff all day 514 00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:51,098 and I... I can't even take care of a dog. 515 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,225 - I don't think I'm ready for this. - It's okay. 516 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,978 And I shouldn't have ambushed you with Stuart. 517 00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:57,521 I... 518 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,607 Why am I so scared to be honest? 519 00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,863 I really wanna be a dad. 520 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,325 I want Christmases with three stockings 521 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,996 and I wanna be driving and looking over my shoulder and say, 522 00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:17,541 "I swear to God, I will turn this car around." 523 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,712 And I want to be a dad with you. 524 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,756 Isn't there a part of you that wants those things too? 525 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:26,758 Of course. 526 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,678 You guys are out of TP. Just FYI. 527 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,054 Thank you, Stuart. 528 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,390 When your partner wants something that bad, 529 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,558 how can you say no? 530 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,894 Brian, being a parent is awesome. 531 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:40,146 For the first six years, they believe anything you tell them. 532 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,565 You know how you like dressing up as Cher for Halloween? 533 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,192 - Yeah. - Okay. I want you to picture 534 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,986 carrying around a little baby dressed like Sonny. 535 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:50,240 Oh, my God. Can babies grow mustaches or would I have to buy one? 536 00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:55,119 I'm joking, but I'm only 75% sure I'm joking. 537 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,621 I'm gonna suck at this. 538 00:24:56,622 --> 00:25:00,374 I'm a superficial narcissist who is a prisoner of his own vanity. 539 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,543 And as much as I love that about myself, 540 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,670 I'm mean, I'm judgmental. 541 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,215 I'm like my dad. 542 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:10,134 And you know, as fathers go, he didn't exactly nail it. 543 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:11,594 I was just like you. 544 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:14,639 I was so scared, I said I would never have kids. 545 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,893 Luckily, Derek has this, like, weird ability to look you in the eye, 546 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:22,230 tell you everything's going to be okay, and every time you believe him 547 00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:23,689 and you burst into tears. 548 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:28,362 I'm so glad I listened because when you give birth to that baby, 549 00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,280 - or in your case, unbox it... - Wow. 550 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,241 ...it just hits you. 551 00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,535 Brian, you give yourself so much shit. 552 00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:38,956 But you are already one of the most empathetic guys that I know. 553 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:41,082 When you see somebody who really needs you, 554 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,544 you take a deep breath and you reach out for them. 555 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,004 So what more could you want in a father? 556 00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:48,924 - Thanks. - Hey, here we go. 557 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,508 I'd like him to do his thing. 558 00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:52,719 D, he needs the special. 559 00:25:54,513 --> 00:25:55,931 Okay, look at me, Brian. 560 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,433 Whatever it is... 561 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,938 everything's gonna be okay. 562 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:06,275 Got him. 563 00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,234 He got me. 564 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,361 Are you okay? 565 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,283 You can't sleep? 566 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:16,994 Patient shit. 567 00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:18,787 I should have guessed. 568 00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:20,454 What's keeping you up? 569 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,665 I'm nervous about my speech. 570 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,168 You'll do awesome. 571 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:25,961 Give me some of that. 572 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,469 I've got this kid I'm worried about. 573 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:38,639 A lot of unresolved dad issues. 574 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,517 Oh, my God. 575 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,311 Is it me? 576 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,439 This is gonna sound like crunchy nonsense, 577 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,858 but a few weeks ago I told him 578 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:51,945 if you don't truly face your past... 579 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,573 it's gonna come back for you. 580 00:26:55,574 --> 00:27:00,036 I can't shake this feeling that there's some bad shit 581 00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,162 headed this way. 582 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,455 So, you're psychic now? 583 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:05,166 When you've been doing this as long as I have, 584 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:08,212 you sense stuff that's in the air. 585 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,882 Traumas that haven't been dealt with. 586 00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:19,473 Confrontations avoided. 587 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,690 Two rings. That bitch. 588 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:38,033 It's like all those old skeletons are gonna sneak up 589 00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:40,702 and bite us on the ass. 590 00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,379 Does that sound crazy? 591 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,296 A little. 592 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,131 But it's also a great way for me to tell you 593 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,759 that Mom is coming to town to see my speech, 594 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,303 and while she's here... 595 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:00,848 she wants to see you too. 596 00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:02,683 Good. 597 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,184 Let me ask you something. 598 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:09,940 Do you think I have a big ego? 599 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,319 I'm sorry. I thought you were doing a bit. 600 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,738 Well, let's see. 601 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:20,283 One time, you were so obsessed with work 602 00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,870 that you didn't raise me for 18 years. 603 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:25,539 You could've just said yes. 604 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:32,044 I am all for you bringing me coffee at 8:00 a.m., 605 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,047 but it makes me wonder. 606 00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:37,592 - Are you a morning person? - I am. This is my third date today. 607 00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:39,927 - Well, we may not be compatible. - Right. 608 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,013 But I do already have some maple bacon in the oven. 609 00:28:42,014 --> 00:28:43,472 So, you might as well stay. 610 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:47,768 Also, I have the trap remix to the Lord of the Rings score queued up. 611 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:50,271 It's 30 minutes long. So when that's over, I do need to go to work. 612 00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:52,773 The bad news is I will spend 15 minutes of our date time 613 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:56,694 changing into a less cleavage-forward ensemble, if you will. 614 00:28:56,695 --> 00:28:58,696 'Cause you know my patients can't handle all this. 615 00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:01,658 - It's distracting. Yeah. Big time. - Is it? Thank you. 616 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,243 - Did you look? - Just with my eyes. 617 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,580 - That's funny. - They're nice. 618 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:08,831 Of course my sister would be calling. 619 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:11,501 - Give me the phone. Let me do my thing. - Okay. Good luck. 620 00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:13,878 Hello. You've reached Gaby Something's office. 621 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,838 - She can't come to the phone. - Nice. 622 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:17,132 I'm sorry. What? 623 00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:19,468 How could I even fuck my own face? 624 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:22,261 - Yeah, you should talk to her. - Give me that. 625 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,222 Dude, what do you want? I'm on a coffee and bacon date. 626 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,766 Mom got into a car accident. She's at the hospital. 627 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:29,144 And since you've been dodging me, that's all you get to know. 628 00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:31,729 - I'm sorry. - No, 629 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,606 honestly, if it was serious, she wouldn't have hung up. 630 00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:35,274 - But you know, I should go. - Yes. 631 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:36,651 Can you do me a huge solid? 632 00:29:36,652 --> 00:29:38,611 Can you take the maple bacon out of the oven 633 00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:40,238 and then can you open up all the windows 634 00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:41,739 so the house doesn't smell like maple bacon? 635 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,783 - Just say bacon. You're in a rush. - And the code 636 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:46,494 to the lock on the door is 80085. 637 00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:48,579 Yes, it does spell "Boobs." No, you can't tell anybody. 638 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,332 Bacon, windows, boobs. 639 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,500 - Tell everyone. - Thanks. 640 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,837 And enjoy the music. 641 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,925 My precious. 642 00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:02,594 - You should probably check on Mom. - Yep. Bye. 643 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:09,059 What is... Who is this? 644 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,244 - What the hell are you doing? - I don't know. 645 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,747 I felt like you were coming in here to tell me to clean my room. 646 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:37,880 I do have a big ego. 647 00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:39,797 I'm aware. Yeah. 648 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,049 {\an8}Your face takes up the whole cover of your book. 649 00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,178 Well, I wrote it, didn't I? 650 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:51,475 Normally, I would not care that Sean opened up 651 00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,853 to you about his father instead of me. 652 00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:56,022 But just before that, I asked him a question 653 00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:59,192 that I completely forgot that I had asked him before. It's like-- 654 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,485 Who cares? I forget things all the time. 655 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:04,488 - That's why I take notes. - Well, so do I. 656 00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:05,574 It's just... 657 00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:07,159 with the... 658 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:12,121 with the Parkinson's, it's becoming more difficult, 659 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:13,373 and... 660 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:20,339 I'm scared I might be losing it. 661 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,675 No way, Paul. 662 00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:27,971 I'm gonna make you a deal. 663 00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:32,225 When the time comes, I'll tell you. 664 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:35,102 And you will not take it well, and you will make that face. 665 00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:37,606 You'll probably be very mean to me about it. 666 00:31:38,941 --> 00:31:39,942 But I will still tell you. 667 00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,486 And I'm telling you that right now, 668 00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:44,404 shit, man... 669 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,574 you're still the best at this. 670 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:55,582 I know. 671 00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:01,379 And I apologize for sometimes being a pain in the ass. 672 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,215 And I know you think I never listen to you. 673 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,592 I want to show you something. 674 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,929 Just don't be a dick about it. 675 00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:13,892 I'm still hanging out with Ray 676 00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:16,853 because of you. 677 00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:18,146 You have a friend. 678 00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:20,357 I made you a friend. 679 00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:23,067 I'm gonna stop now. But will you text that to me? 680 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:25,070 No, let's get to work. 681 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:31,201 I've been going over the notes that you sent me on Sean. 682 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:36,372 Yes, I read them the second you sent them to me. 683 00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,416 Stop smiling. 684 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:41,544 When he dissociates, everything goes white. 685 00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:42,629 What does that mean? 686 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,507 Okay, Nick Furry, this is your first playdate. 687 00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:47,633 Now, just to warn you, 688 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:52,514 this human, Liz, is probably gonna make fun of your eye patch. So... 689 00:32:54,183 --> 00:32:55,434 Hello? 690 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:58,729 What the hell are you doing here? 691 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,731 I'm sorry. Alice left her wallet. 692 00:33:01,732 --> 00:33:03,775 - I was just gonna put it in the mailbox. - Give it to me. 693 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:05,694 Okay. 694 00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:10,365 Can I ask you something? 695 00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:16,288 - Are they okay? - Are you fucking serious? 696 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,167 I'm sorry. Right. I'm sorry. 697 00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:28,383 Wait. 698 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:32,930 They're doing better. 699 00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:35,432 We all are. 700 00:33:38,727 --> 00:33:39,770 Thank you. 701 00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:44,233 Are you okay? 702 00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:49,446 Yeah. 703 00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:52,950 Yeah, I'm fine. 704 00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:04,086 Hey. 54153

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