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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:18,111 --> 00:03:20,009 Erlend. Erlend! Stop it. Stop it please. It's really annoying when you keep 2 00:03:22,044 --> 00:03:23,532 changing the station like that. -Listen to this. Aww for god sake. 3 00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:27,068 Hey guys. Here's a good one. There was this guy who went up into the mountains 4 00:03:27,111 --> 00:03:29,009 to go skiing. This guy went up, way far up there. Between the mountain peaks, 5 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:36,177 it says here, the idiot calls for his bloodhound. 6 00:03:36,312 --> 00:03:39,005 -Avalanche! -Not very smart. 7 00:03:39,145 --> 00:03:43,635 After 2 days of searching for him, they found he had dug himself six yards down. 8 00:03:45,212 --> 00:03:47,303 That's actually quite normal. 9 00:03:47,446 --> 00:03:50,878 When you're buried in an avalanche, you become soo... disoriented 10 00:03:51,012 --> 00:03:53,309 that you have no idea which way is up. 11 00:03:53,679 --> 00:03:56,238 Most people end up digging downwards. 12 00:03:56,380 --> 00:04:00,312 -Much to easy to dig upwards -Just spit, ya know. 13 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:04,470 -Any of you been in the military? -Yes. -No. 14 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:08,444 If an avalanche gets you, spit to find which direction is up. 15 00:04:08,547 --> 00:04:10,479 You just gonna lie there and drivel? 16 00:04:11,046 --> 00:04:12,375 What do you mean Drivel? 17 00:04:12,512 --> 00:04:14,036 It means to drool. 18 00:04:14,381 --> 00:04:17,541 -Drool! -You owe me a coke. 19 00:04:17,681 --> 00:04:20,908 If you're trapped underneath the snow, you just spit and see which direction 20 00:04:21,047 --> 00:04:25,377 the saliva is running. Then dig in the opposite direction. 21 00:04:25,514 --> 00:04:27,879 I don't remember that stuff from the military. 22 00:04:28,015 --> 00:04:30,106 All I can remember is my service number. 23 00:04:30,449 --> 00:04:32,107 69. -ohhh! 24 00:04:34,048 --> 00:04:37,674 -About that 69, Martin? -No thanks. Sorry, I'm not interested. 25 00:04:38,114 --> 00:04:39,978 Heh...it's you're loss! 26 00:04:40,315 --> 00:04:43,680 -How about Hanna's cousin? What's her name? -Chris? 27 00:04:44,047 --> 00:04:46,311 -Yeah! She single? -She's very single. 28 00:04:46,649 --> 00:04:53,049 I don't know her, but Hanna does says she's...very single. 29 00:04:53,316 --> 00:04:57,009 Hey guys, any chance of uhh... makin it through the rear door? 30 00:04:57,149 --> 00:05:00,582 You would need to spit first. 31 00:05:03,982 --> 00:05:07,210 -Where is Sara now? -I really don't know. 32 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:10,517 She'll get there tomorrow, or maybe tonight. 33 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:14,145 I don't understand why she's crossing those mountains by herself. 34 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,517 So, tell me about the boys coming on this trip. 35 00:05:20,684 --> 00:05:22,343 Ok...uhh... 36 00:05:22,651 --> 00:05:26,175 Martin, is the handsomest one. And he's mine. 37 00:05:26,552 --> 00:05:30,712 Oh, by the way...what will he do? Will he stay at the university? 38 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:33,347 I'm don't really know. I don't think he does either. 39 00:05:33,518 --> 00:05:35,574 It's not good for a medical student to be scared of blood like he is. 40 00:05:35,717 --> 00:05:37,979 He's so silly that Martin. So sensitive. 41 00:05:38,185 --> 00:05:41,378 Martin's afraid of blood and studying to become a doctor? 42 00:05:42,419 --> 00:05:44,281 -Mmm hmm. Yeah, so. -You're kidding! 43 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:48,045 Then there's Vegard. He's the boyfriend of Sara. 44 00:05:48,984 --> 00:05:52,679 -Then we have Erlend. -The world's biggest film nerd. 45 00:05:53,218 --> 00:05:59,050 And Roy, the horniest guy north of the Arctic Circle. 46 00:05:59,386 --> 00:06:03,546 -He's single, and he's all yours! -Thanks! Nice! 47 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:14,311 -Yes! -Aww man! 48 00:06:16,153 --> 00:06:17,449 -Ohh! How does it feel to be the losers? -This is it? 49 00:06:21,021 --> 00:06:24,645 That passing you made back there... 50 00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:44,849 OK, just follow the snow mobile tracks. 51 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:48,079 45 minutes or so in that direction and you're there. 52 00:06:50,021 --> 00:06:54,318 When you get there, I'll have the bags unpacked and the cabin warm. 53 00:06:54,489 --> 00:06:57,011 -Can I use my cell phone here? -Naaa. 54 00:06:57,189 --> 00:07:01,247 -Haven't had a signal in a while. -You mean we can't make any dirty phone calls? 55 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,046 Try 911. 56 00:07:07,523 --> 00:07:09,045 Good luck. 57 00:07:14,056 --> 00:07:18,216 "Mile after mile...after mile..." 58 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,174 Hang on a second. 59 00:07:51,475 --> 00:07:53,463 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I got a question for you. 60 00:07:53,608 --> 00:07:57,564 How many movies start with people on a..., a trip to a cabin - 61 00:07:57,742 --> 00:08:01,140 -without any service on their mobile? -"Friday the 13th" is one. 62 00:08:01,243 --> 00:08:04,209 Yeah, but they have no phone service because they have no phones. 63 00:08:04,343 --> 00:08:08,001 -"Evil Dead" 1 and 2. -Yes, in a sense, except that 64 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:11,700 a lot of people regard #2 as a remake of #1, only with a bigger budget. 65 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:16,135 OK, new rule:. Nobody can mention any more movies for at least one hour. 66 00:08:16,277 --> 00:08:18,243 Good for me. 67 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:21,200 It's for your own good, Erlend. If you wanna try and have some fun this 68 00:08:21,343 --> 00:08:26,208 weekend, you can't act like such a nerd. -Fuck you, Roy! 69 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:35,707 And there's "April Fool's Day" from about 1984, I believe, that was a famous one. 70 00:08:36,409 --> 00:08:40,240 -you agree? -Eh...yeah, sure. 71 00:08:41,578 --> 00:08:44,043 Come on! 72 00:10:40,151 --> 00:10:41,242 Hi! 73 00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:46,074 -Aww man, my hands are frozen. -It's so beautiful up here. 74 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:48,014 Ahh, It's really nice here. 75 00:10:48,152 --> 00:10:53,106 -So...what do we do? -See a movie? 76 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:58,106 -Let's unpack and get settled. -I got a better idea. 77 00:11:33,987 --> 00:11:36,111 Go for it! 78 00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:07,112 Ok motherfucker. 79 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:40,011 -Left foot on green. -Oooh. 80 00:12:40,556 --> 00:12:42,147 -Ahh... -You've got it. 81 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,715 -Ouch. -Why are we playing this game for? 82 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:50,012 Because Hollywood told us that it's so much fun. 83 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,351 Right foot on red. 84 00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:58,054 This has got to be the most boring game ev...er. 85 00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:03,285 -Are you kidding? -No. 86 00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:05,051 -For real? -Yeah. 87 00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,055 -Ok. -'kay. 88 00:13:09,258 --> 00:13:12,122 You didn't like that? 89 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,247 Let me show you the anesthetic for the Middle Ages. 90 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,256 -Lie down. -Lie down? 91 00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:17,981 -What are you doing? -Hands together, please. 92 00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:19,886 -Ok. -Thank you very much. 93 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:23,014 -You're sitting on my hands. -That's a part of the plan. 94 00:13:23,058 --> 00:13:24,422 -So, close your eyes. Don't look. -No, I won't do it! 95 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,717 -Come on. There we go. -No, what are you doing? 96 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,057 -Relax. -I can't see anything. 97 00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:32,014 -Sit back. -I don't like this. 98 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,954 -Relax...come on. -I don't like this. What are you doing? 99 00:13:35,092 --> 00:13:37,151 What are you...Stop! What are you doing? 100 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:41,020 -Just Relax. Relax. Relax -Get it off of me. Don't! Let go! 101 00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:42,624 -I can't breathe! Get off, I can't breathe! -Martin! 102 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:46,548 -Yeah? -Stop it Martin, let me go! 103 00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:52,059 What? 104 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,683 -I'm only kidding. -Why'd you do that? 105 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,549 I couldn't breathe. 106 00:13:58,093 --> 00:13:59,753 -I'm sorry! Come here. -No! 107 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,056 Huh...OK? Ow! 108 00:14:41,396 --> 00:14:45,226 -So, uhh...how do you play? -Get the beer. 109 00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:48,761 -Huh? -Beer. Beer. Beer. 110 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,529 Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! 111 00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:25,020 Hello? 112 00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:41,028 Someone there? 113 00:16:19,401 --> 00:16:22,424 -Someone's out there! -What? 114 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,623 I saw someone! 115 00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:27,199 It could be Sara. 116 00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:30,229 -Wasn't Sara! -Sure it wasn't a moose? 117 00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:33,028 What the fuck. I know the difference between a moose and a man! 118 00:16:39,435 --> 00:16:40,526 I can't see anything. 119 00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:49,428 There isn't anything. Vegard is right, it's just an animal. 120 00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:53,057 That's the way women are. They get scared by anything. 121 00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:07,161 Could I have a cup of coffee? 122 00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:38,033 Who made the coffee? 123 00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:43,503 It's organic. 124 00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:49,765 -Was it good? -No, not very. 125 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:14,371 What's a fine group of kids like you doing in a place like this? 126 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,404 Easter break. 127 00:18:16,775 --> 00:18:20,070 -Ahh. Is the cabin yours? -No, uhh...my girlfriend's. 128 00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:25,539 So, who's the lucky girl? 129 00:18:26,775 --> 00:18:30,262 Oh, uhh...she's not here. She's on her way from lstind, skiing across... 130 00:18:30,407 --> 00:18:32,568 -Coming over from lstind? -She's a little... 131 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:37,140 -...more sporty than the rest of us. -Oi, oi, yoi, yoi, yoi. 132 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:43,040 Is it... Is the terrain dangerous? 133 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:48,104 Terrain is the least of your worries when your up there in those mountains. 134 00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,741 I don't suppose you small, spoilt brats could be bothered to read 135 00:18:58,076 --> 00:19:04,374 a little of the local history about this area before you came snowmobiling into this place? 136 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:09,303 Events have occurred here. Events that people prefer to keep quiet about. 137 00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:11,865 During the Second World War, 138 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,737 Oksfjord was scene as a vital area for the Germans. 139 00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:20,640 It was a key harbor for German battleships. 140 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,110 A significant link for stopping the trade convoys between Russia and England. 141 00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:30,634 Einsatz. 142 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:37,101 That was the name of the controlling battalion that was garrisoned here. 143 00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:42,436 Unlike most places, where the Germans 144 00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:46,533 got along rather well with the local population, that was not the case here. 145 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:51,579 They were commanded by Colonel Herzog, 146 00:19:54,179 --> 00:19:57,146 they made life hell for the local people. 147 00:19:57,746 --> 00:20:01,610 People were tortured, beaten and mistreated every day. 148 00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:05,206 Trust me on this. 149 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,204 These were evil, sadistic devils. 150 00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:14,077 However... 151 00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:19,378 near the end of the War, they went a little too far, yeah. 152 00:20:21,181 --> 00:20:24,044 The Germans realized that they were losing 153 00:20:24,146 --> 00:20:26,080 and the Russians were closing in. 154 00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:30,646 They entered every house in Oksfjord, and stole any valuables they found. 155 00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:34,372 All the gold and silver. Took all the money, that they saw. 156 00:20:35,048 --> 00:20:40,070 If anyone objected, they got a bullet in the head. 157 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:46,742 Shortly thereafter, the Germans were in for a hell of a big surprise. 158 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:54,770 Secretly, the local population had united and decided 159 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:57,647 enough was enough. 160 00:20:58,248 --> 00:21:01,611 The 3,000 inhabitants needed to release all their rage and anger 161 00:21:01,749 --> 00:21:04,613 that had built up during three years. 162 00:21:05,315 --> 00:21:08,282 So they gathered any weapons they could find. 163 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:13,781 Weapons like scythes, axes, clevers, shovels. 164 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:19,308 Anything that could crack a skull. 165 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:32,140 So uh...when the night time fell, they attacked them. 166 00:21:33,617 --> 00:21:36,583 The 300 soldiers didn't stand a chance, and they knew it. 167 00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:41,173 Some of them were killed. But uhh... 168 00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:46,041 yeah, the devil himself. 169 00:21:47,451 --> 00:21:52,247 Colonel Herzog and many of his soldiers managed to escape. 170 00:21:52,518 --> 00:21:54,506 They ran into the mountains. 171 00:21:54,617 --> 00:22:00,074 They brought along a lot of the stolen goods. Damn greedy bastards. 172 00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:07,550 The people from Oksfjord followed them, but they lost track of them up here. 173 00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:11,047 In these mountains. 174 00:22:11,618 --> 00:22:13,608 Where they most likely froze to death. 175 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:24,046 And that's why... one must tread very gently. 176 00:22:27,452 --> 00:22:30,419 There is an evil... 177 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,752 An evil you do not want to awake. 178 00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:41,452 We better be careful. We don't want to wake up. 179 00:22:54,521 --> 00:22:57,645 I need to move along. 180 00:23:07,421 --> 00:23:08,751 Remember what I said. 181 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,349 Yeah, we're all medical students anyway, 182 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,921 so I don't think you really have to worry about us. 183 00:23:13,055 --> 00:23:15,648 It's too bad no one has taught us how to cure evil yet, 184 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,186 I think we get that next semester. 185 00:23:19,222 --> 00:23:24,213 If you stand with your own intestines in your hands, then what will you do? 186 00:23:24,622 --> 00:23:29,055 Or get your limbs torn off your body? What do you do? 187 00:23:30,124 --> 00:23:33,556 Did they ever teach you that? 188 00:23:38,456 --> 00:23:42,183 Thanks for the coffee. 189 00:24:25,525 --> 00:24:28,083 Sara? 190 00:24:43,327 --> 00:24:48,625 Sara? Sara? 191 00:25:17,763 --> 00:25:20,093 Sara? 192 00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:29,092 Sara? 193 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,724 Hello? 194 00:26:23,099 --> 00:26:26,462 Is there anyone out there? 195 00:26:27,099 --> 00:26:30,532 Hello? 196 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,456 I have a weapon. 197 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:43,054 Shouldn't you wait til tomorrow? 198 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:47,117 -She'll show up later today. -There's no problem. 199 00:28:47,456 --> 00:28:53,117 I'm sure you're right, but... I have a funny feeling that something's wrong. 200 00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:55,779 -She'll be here. -Listen. 201 00:28:56,056 --> 00:28:59,921 If I'm not back here by tomorrow... 202 00:29:00,057 --> 00:29:04,251 If I'm not back by tomorrow, follow the snow mobile tracks down to the cars. 203 00:29:04,391 --> 00:29:06,515 And go get help, Ok? 204 00:29:07,324 --> 00:29:08,620 -Ok. -Ok. 205 00:29:13,424 --> 00:29:16,185 I'll find her, no worries. 206 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:22,749 -See you later. -Drive safely. 207 00:29:35,325 --> 00:29:38,451 Ok boys, let's have a clean race. 208 00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:43,047 Start on my mark, and no dirty tricks, Ok? 209 00:29:43,192 --> 00:29:45,216 -Just one dirty trick? -Not even one! Ok. 210 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:48,520 Are the drivers ready? 211 00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:55,054 -Woo hoo! -Ok. Ready? GO!! 212 00:30:41,196 --> 00:30:43,526 Come on! Wooo!! 213 00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:50,291 Oh, Erlend!! Wooo!! 214 00:31:50,099 --> 00:31:51,655 Hello? 215 00:32:07,132 --> 00:32:09,725 Hello? 216 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,724 Hello? 217 00:32:19,134 --> 00:32:21,725 Hi! 218 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:53,465 Oh fuck! 219 00:33:02,570 --> 00:33:06,764 Paging Doctor Hovden. Doctor Hovden to ER. 220 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,968 Martin, I can see you've still got your little problem. 221 00:33:11,104 --> 00:33:14,297 You won't get much action if seeing a little blood makes you sick. 222 00:33:14,436 --> 00:33:16,062 You fucking child. 223 00:33:16,204 --> 00:33:19,329 How are you gonna get through six years of medical school 224 00:33:19,470 --> 00:33:21,993 when a...when you wanna puke from a tiny cut? 225 00:33:22,138 --> 00:33:24,126 Maybe you'd be better off being a baker. 226 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:28,199 -Who wants a Beer? -Are you alright? 227 00:33:28,305 --> 00:33:29,668 -Yeah, I'm fine. -Sorry. 228 00:33:37,738 --> 00:33:39,466 Fuckin' bag! 229 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,399 Check it out! 230 00:34:11,473 --> 00:34:17,736 -Fortune and glory, kid! -Fortune and glory. 231 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:22,130 1942. 232 00:34:24,074 --> 00:34:26,130 -Hey! Hey! Hey, that's mine... -Hey! Ok! Kay, kay, hey. 233 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,235 Let's wait until Sara and Vegard come back, OK? 234 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:32,271 -Lets leave it alone until then, OK? -No. OK. 235 00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:50,365 SARA! 236 00:35:17,244 --> 00:35:20,573 Sara! 237 00:35:36,244 --> 00:35:39,573 -Wooo! -Yeah! Heh! Heh! Heh! 238 00:35:40,778 --> 00:35:47,574 "We're are two small fine women..." 239 00:35:51,044 --> 00:35:53,442 Ok. Ok. Hey! Hey, just take it easy, alright? 240 00:35:53,578 --> 00:35:55,567 We don't know who really owns it. 241 00:35:55,712 --> 00:35:58,543 That box has been here for 50 years. 242 00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:03,609 Let's help ourselves, cash in and pay off our student loans. 243 00:36:04,212 --> 00:36:07,667 Listen, it hasn't been there for 50 some odd years with nobody noticing it. 244 00:36:07,779 --> 00:36:10,439 50 years? More like a 100 years, I know it. 245 00:36:10,579 --> 00:36:18,139 -People have noticed and it's just junk. -Huh? Junk? Junkie? Junkie junk? 246 00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:23,077 It's not junk. Trust me. 247 00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:26,668 -I'm going to take a shit. -Good luck! -Have fun! 248 00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:29,239 Hey. Name it after me. 249 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,208 Y'all. I'll be back, y'all. 250 00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:40,557 Oh fuck! 251 00:36:56,364 --> 00:37:00,057 -OK, a joke. -Oh spare me! 252 00:37:00,231 --> 00:37:04,096 It's good. It includes a lot of poop, pee and semen. 253 00:37:04,232 --> 00:37:06,164 -Once upon a time, there was a poop... -It's important... 254 00:37:07,232 --> 00:37:09,165 There once was a poop... 255 00:37:09,266 --> 00:37:14,790 Look, there are no good jokes that don't have poop, pee or semen in them. 256 00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:29,689 -Chris? -Shhh! 257 00:37:42,068 --> 00:37:45,158 No... 258 00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:43,098 -I think it's a good joke? It's funny. -You think it is a good joke! 259 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,567 That's something to fall back on when you don't become a doctor. 260 00:38:46,704 --> 00:38:50,261 Standup? I can do standup...Erleeend! 261 00:38:52,570 --> 00:38:55,367 You took a long time. 262 00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:58,626 You see Chris? 263 00:39:04,404 --> 00:39:06,802 Ye-ea! 264 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:27,133 Erlend? 265 00:39:29,173 --> 00:39:33,695 Erlend, are you there? 266 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:37,795 Fuck! 267 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,232 Erlend, stop it! 268 00:39:46,173 --> 00:39:48,436 Erlend? 269 00:40:01,075 --> 00:40:04,065 Wanna here more jokes? A guy walks into a bar...come on. 270 00:40:28,142 --> 00:40:32,132 Help! Help! 271 00:40:38,743 --> 00:40:41,608 Help! Help! 272 00:40:48,477 --> 00:40:51,136 Help! 273 00:40:52,443 --> 00:40:55,466 -Fuck you! The song's not over. -Shut up! Listen. 274 00:41:10,111 --> 00:41:12,407 Chris? 275 00:41:15,178 --> 00:41:17,736 Chris? Chris? 276 00:41:31,646 --> 00:41:33,441 No answer. 277 00:41:34,246 --> 00:41:36,269 I called out but no one was there. 278 00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:37,503 -She's fuckin' around maybe. 279 00:41:37,646 --> 00:41:40,806 -I'm not five. Don't talk to me like I'm a moron. 280 00:41:42,446 --> 00:41:47,244 Hanna, she was drinking and she probably passed out. 281 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:51,305 Ok. I'll go look for her, Ok? 282 00:41:58,714 --> 00:42:01,474 Hey, we'll shoot her! Heh! Heh! 283 00:42:02,181 --> 00:42:04,147 -Bring it with you. -Mmm hmm 284 00:42:06,181 --> 00:42:08,807 It's that madman from before. 285 00:42:09,248 --> 00:42:15,147 OK, umm... Let's go. Let's go look for her. OK? 286 00:42:19,315 --> 00:42:25,407 OK, uhh...you check the outhouse, and we'll check around the cabin. 287 00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:27,708 -Shotgun! -Hey! 288 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:35,639 Martin, can I try it? 289 00:42:35,781 --> 00:42:37,510 -Let me hold it? -Stop bothering me. 290 00:42:37,650 --> 00:42:39,638 -Please, can I hold it? -Cut it out! 291 00:42:39,816 --> 00:42:42,611 -Aww man. Is it heavy? -No! I said no. A little. 292 00:42:42,749 --> 00:42:44,612 -Let me try it. -Stop it! Maybe later. 293 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:48,273 -Shush! -What? 294 00:42:55,183 --> 00:42:58,173 -Fuck! -Did you find him? 295 00:43:00,184 --> 00:43:05,116 -I'm carrying a shotgun! A shotgun! You see? -Sorry! Sorry! 296 00:43:05,251 --> 00:43:09,116 -Ok. -Martin, look at this. 297 00:43:16,117 --> 00:43:19,313 What a fuckin' trip. This is bullshit. 298 00:43:19,452 --> 00:43:25,408 Chris, you taking a shit? Did...did you pass out in there? 299 00:43:33,418 --> 00:43:35,713 No. 300 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,776 -She wasn't there. -It's not a joke. 301 00:43:39,118 --> 00:43:41,415 -She wasn't there. -What do you mean? 302 00:43:41,584 --> 00:43:44,416 Not in the outhouse, or behind the cabin. She wasn't there. 303 00:43:44,519 --> 00:43:46,849 -I found this bag. -Yeah uhh...what do you think? 304 00:43:47,585 --> 00:43:51,144 -Maybe she's inside there? -Stop fooling! 305 00:43:51,286 --> 00:43:55,151 -It's Sara's. -Huh? Sara's bag? 306 00:43:55,386 --> 00:43:59,615 -Where did you find it? -lt was in the snow. I found it outside. 307 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,517 I got a bad feeling about this. 308 00:44:04,153 --> 00:44:06,949 We should go find her. She could be freezing to death out there. 309 00:44:07,087 --> 00:44:10,281 Ok. Let's get dressed and let's go look for her. 310 00:44:11,088 --> 00:44:15,282 Either we go look for her or she's gonna die out there. 311 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:18,446 I'm not going out there again, ok? It's freezing. 312 00:44:18,588 --> 00:44:20,678 We have to look for her. 313 00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:23,082 We already looked for her. She's no where to be found. 314 00:44:23,187 --> 00:44:24,154 -No. You are not the boss of me, ok? -What are you talking about? 315 00:44:24,288 --> 00:44:26,083 -Listen. Stop! Stop! -Would you want to be left out there? 316 00:44:26,221 --> 00:44:28,051 Ah...Thank God! 317 00:44:28,189 --> 00:44:30,245 -What the fuck! -What's the matter? What's the matter? 318 00:44:36,089 --> 00:44:39,453 -What is it? -I saw Chris' head. I saw her head. 319 00:44:49,256 --> 00:44:52,155 There's nothing there. 320 00:44:57,155 --> 00:45:01,521 Pull! 321 00:45:09,423 --> 00:45:14,287 Fuck! The sofa. Put it in front of the door. Stay away from the windows! 322 00:45:15,825 --> 00:45:18,188 -Hurry up! Move it! -Shit! 323 00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:21,257 -Push it in there -Turn it! 324 00:45:21,825 --> 00:45:23,848 Leave the fucking cushions. 325 00:45:28,124 --> 00:45:30,113 Faster! Grab it! Come on. Hurry up! Hurry up! 326 00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:06,382 Don' t worry. They...they can't get in here. 327 00:46:08,193 --> 00:46:10,092 Grab the table. 328 00:46:33,828 --> 00:46:37,522 Martin! Martin! 329 00:46:41,528 --> 00:46:43,619 Nazis! 330 00:46:44,161 --> 00:46:47,126 Zom....Zombies! 331 00:46:50,162 --> 00:46:53,128 Don't get bitten! Don't get bitten, OK? 332 00:46:53,262 --> 00:46:55,195 Shut up! What the fuck can we do, huh? 333 00:46:55,329 --> 00:46:58,193 Let's get to the car. 334 00:47:33,331 --> 00:47:35,194 Erlend! 335 00:47:42,832 --> 00:47:45,559 I told you that we should have gone to the beach. 336 00:49:10,753 --> 00:49:11,843 Martin! 337 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:16,108 Martin, don't bite! 338 00:49:18,254 --> 00:49:21,378 Why is it so quiet out there? 339 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:26,480 They're having lunch on what's left of Erlend. 340 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,112 We should do something. 341 00:49:30,386 --> 00:49:33,148 -Do what? -We can't just sit here. 342 00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:37,486 Try to find the car. Find some way out of here. Get help. 343 00:49:37,621 --> 00:49:41,747 Only Vegard knows the way, and the snow hid the tracks. 344 00:49:44,854 --> 00:49:48,617 Alright. We have to do something. 345 00:49:48,755 --> 00:49:55,177 Can't just keep sitting here anymore and think this is just going to take care of itself. 346 00:50:01,722 --> 00:50:03,188 Should we split up? 347 00:50:03,323 --> 00:50:07,652 Two of us try to find the car, and two of us stay here and wait for Vegard. 348 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:13,313 But if we leave we'll still be attacked by those fucking Nazi monsters. 349 00:50:13,456 --> 00:50:17,184 Then two go out and make noise. 350 00:50:17,324 --> 00:50:23,257 Then those things can follow them while the others get away into the woods. 351 00:50:24,790 --> 00:50:26,653 They can run down towards the fjord. 352 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:30,188 There are people who are by the fjord. And they can go and get help. 353 00:50:30,257 --> 00:50:34,485 Who are the two lucky bastards who will be acting as bait? 354 00:50:47,158 --> 00:50:49,646 -You have to do something, also! -Yeah. 355 00:50:50,491 --> 00:50:55,651 Where are you, you fuckin' pussies? What are you, afraid of daylight, huh? 356 00:50:55,825 --> 00:51:00,155 Fuck, they're gonna be really pissed! That was a bit too much. 357 00:51:09,326 --> 00:51:11,451 Come on! 358 00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:48,455 Fuck! 359 00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:39,822 Sara? 360 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,599 Come on! 361 00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,329 You fucking coward. 362 00:55:43,607 --> 00:55:44,503 OK. 363 00:56:01,207 --> 00:56:02,673 -Do you know where we are? -No. 364 00:56:02,808 --> 00:56:05,502 Not a chance. 365 00:56:05,642 --> 00:56:09,596 -lt all looks the same. -OK. 366 00:56:10,174 --> 00:56:14,630 -Ok. Which way? -Both go downwards. 367 00:56:23,642 --> 00:56:26,107 -We have to split up. -What? 368 00:56:26,241 --> 00:56:30,299 One of us has to get down to the fucking car. 369 00:56:30,475 --> 00:56:33,442 -We'll go to the car together. -Liv, listen to me. 370 00:56:33,609 --> 00:56:36,371 We have no chance alone, we have to go together. Please! 371 00:56:36,508 --> 00:56:38,337 I mean it. One of us has to get down there to that fucking car. 372 00:56:38,476 --> 00:56:43,136 Hanna, listen to me please! We can't. Im to frightened to split up. 373 00:56:49,776 --> 00:56:52,367 -Listen to me! -I can't do it all by myself! 374 00:56:54,510 --> 00:56:57,600 Ok. Ok. You saw what happened to Erlend. 375 00:56:58,444 --> 00:57:01,342 There's no chance if we split up. 376 00:57:04,177 --> 00:57:08,167 -Ok. -We must stay together. 377 00:57:08,678 --> 00:57:11,701 Ok. Ok. 378 00:57:13,644 --> 00:57:19,338 -Let's run together. -Let's run together. 379 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,218 Shhh. 380 01:02:43,128 --> 01:02:45,719 Shhh! 381 01:05:18,186 --> 01:05:20,208 Throw it, dammit! 382 01:05:23,286 --> 01:05:25,514 Are you sure this is gonna work? 383 01:05:25,752 --> 01:05:28,685 Have you ever tasted moonshine from Finnmark? 384 01:05:33,552 --> 01:05:35,746 NOW!! 385 01:05:55,754 --> 01:06:01,153 Yeah, hi. My name is Martin Hovden. We're in a cabin up by Oksfjord. 386 01:06:02,188 --> 01:06:06,678 We're trapped...we're trapped up here, we're being attacked. Please help us. 387 01:06:06,821 --> 01:06:09,379 We're being attacked by what looks like, looks like uhh... Nazis from the Second World War. 388 01:06:09,523 --> 01:06:13,318 By accident, we've set fire to the cabin, and...Hello? Hello? 389 01:06:13,422 --> 01:06:15,217 Fuck! The cunt hung up on me. 390 01:06:15,356 --> 01:06:17,548 Of course she hung up. It sounds like you've smoked your underpants. 391 01:06:17,689 --> 01:06:19,019 What the fuck should I say to her? 392 01:06:19,155 --> 01:06:21,384 Say...say that we're being attacked by terrorists. 393 01:06:21,523 --> 01:06:24,717 Tell them they are launching a huge fuckin' rocket. then they'll get here by chopper. 394 01:06:24,855 --> 01:06:26,185 -lf we tell them that. -Good idea. 395 01:06:26,323 --> 01:06:29,551 Fucking Nokia, the battery ran out. 396 01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:31,483 Come on! 397 01:06:32,690 --> 01:06:37,521 -We have to get to the shed. -Shed? What? Why the fuck do you 398 01:06:38,190 --> 01:06:42,178 -think we should do that? -We haven't got time for this. 399 01:06:53,191 --> 01:06:57,850 -I can't see anyone. -I'll try and find the light. 400 01:07:07,824 --> 01:07:11,417 -Oh. -You know what we have to do, right? 401 01:07:13,824 --> 01:07:17,156 -Agree? -Yeah. 402 01:12:43,575 --> 01:12:44,768 Roy! 403 01:12:46,575 --> 01:12:47,769 Here they come. 404 01:14:09,664 --> 01:14:11,492 Where have you been? 405 01:14:11,864 --> 01:14:13,761 Where the fuck did you get a machine gun from? 406 01:14:16,331 --> 01:14:19,195 Well. I've been busy. 407 01:14:25,331 --> 01:14:26,524 Where are the others? 408 01:14:27,531 --> 01:14:34,260 Hanna and Liv are uhh...they went back for the car. Try to find some help. 409 01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:40,197 The others uhh... 410 01:14:41,265 --> 01:14:44,254 They're...? 411 01:14:49,499 --> 01:14:52,330 Watch out, behind you! 412 01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:52,434 Martin! 413 01:17:06,773 --> 01:17:09,432 Martin! 414 01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:22,434 Martin! 415 01:17:28,774 --> 01:17:31,434 Martin! 416 01:18:11,411 --> 01:18:13,534 -No, no, no! -What? 417 01:18:15,475 --> 01:18:19,601 Remember what Erlend said? Remember? 418 01:18:20,209 --> 01:18:24,734 Do not get bitten. No matter what you do, do not get bitten. 419 01:18:25,275 --> 01:18:29,039 -Then you will become... -lsn't your grandfather half Jewish? 420 01:18:29,176 --> 01:18:31,506 I don't think they would not recruit someone who is half Jewish, would they? 421 01:18:31,643 --> 01:18:35,439 You'll be infected if.... You'll become like them. 422 01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:37,043 Look what they did to Vegard. 423 01:18:37,178 --> 01:18:39,200 I mean it doesn't look as if they want us on their team, does it? 424 01:18:39,344 --> 01:18:43,777 I've thought about that, believe me! 425 01:18:51,344 --> 01:18:52,504 What's that for? 426 01:18:52,945 --> 01:18:56,536 They uh...taught us uh... amputation, do you remember? 427 01:18:59,644 --> 01:19:02,305 What the fuck are you doing? 428 01:20:22,349 --> 01:20:24,644 Naa! No, no, no, no, no! 429 01:20:50,316 --> 01:20:53,772 Let's gut that fucker and get the hell out of here. 430 01:20:56,618 --> 01:21:01,210 Arise! 431 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:51,499 Roy! 432 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,571 Run like hell! 433 01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:29,536 Fuck! 434 01:28:07,823 --> 01:28:08,789 Oh fuck!33713

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