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Works every... I'm
telling you, every time.
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- Do it, try it.
- What? Right now?
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All right, all right.
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Kind of... Kind of that.
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- Got to work on it, bro.
- All right, man.
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- Seriously.
- All right, bro, I'll work on it.
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But... just, like,
when... when do you know...
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Right before the cork pops, you know?
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Timing's important, but...
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But you don't do it, like... in her ear.
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- No, you don't do it in her ear.
- Because... yeah.
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It's a given you don't do it in her ear.
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But this is, like,
scientifically proven, okay?
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- Really?
- This is, like, prehistoric stuff.
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- Crazy, man.
- It's like the medulla, the wolf brain.
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- The what?
- It's primitive stuff...
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All right, let me try it again.
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Yeah!
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- Yeah? That's the wolf brain.
- Nice.
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Man, this town sucks!
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I'm sorry, bro. I know it's
yours and everything, but...
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- It's not even 2:00.
- Yeah, it does kind of suck.
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Hey, I know this
after-hours place over...
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A couple blocks off
Cermak. You want to hit it?
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Hells yeah! Let's do it.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Okay.
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Not in her ear, right?
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Not in her ear, not in her ear. Hey...
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Bro, I never did catch your name.
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- Saul.
- Saul?
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"S'all good, man."
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Get it?
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I do... All right, Saul.
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Hey, hey, brother, whoa.
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Check it out. What is that?
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Holy shit.
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There's got to be at least a
thousand bucks in here, man.
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My God, look at that.
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- Whose is it?
- Mine.
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Hey, possession's like 4/10ths of the...
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What did you call it, bro?
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- Like, is there an ID or...
- Yeah.
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I don't know. Some fat guy.
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I'm thinking that one.
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Let's...
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Jesus. Is he...
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- What?
- Is he...
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I don't know.
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Hey.
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Hey, fella. You all right?
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♪ -♪
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♪ -♪
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- Hey, buddy. -
♪ -♪
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Would you answer me?
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Hey, answer this, you butthole.
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- ♪ -♪
- What? Butt-hole?
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- What the hell?
- Hey...
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Hey, bro. Be nice, all right?
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This guy right here
is trying to help you.
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Help yourself to some
of this, you butthole.
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Hey, we're not butt-holes, all right?
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- So stop saying that.
- ♪ Butt, butthole ♪
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♪ butt, butt, butt-hole ♪
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- Hey, man, what's your problem?
- ♪ butt, butt, butt ♪
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My problem is I'm standing here
talking to a couple butt-holes.
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Actually, you're not
standing, you fat bastard.
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You're laying on your fat ass.
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Hey, I'll roundhouse-kick
you right in your head.
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And if you think I won't,
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I'll come to the McDonald's,
where you work and I'll buy...
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the whole damn place
and then I'll fire you.
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I'll say, "drop your mops, you
butt-holes, 'cause you're fired."
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And then I'll roundhouse-kick
you right in your stupid heads.
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Then I'll go "John"-Claude
Van Damme on you...
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S-s-s...
You butthole.
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I'm keeping the money.
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Here you go, fatty.
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I got dibs on that watch, man.
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Let me see that.
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What kind is it?
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I don't know. It's just a watch.
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- We got to get out of here, man.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What kind of watch is it?
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- It's... I don't know. It's...
- Well, then, let me look at it.
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- It's a damn Rolex.
- I don't know.
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Not cool to be greedy, bro.
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- I didn't know.
- Not cool.
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I didn't know what...
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So, how do you want to split this up?
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I'll tell you what... you keep the cash.
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- I'll just keep the watch.
- But it's worth like 3 grand, man.
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- $3,000 easy.
- No.
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Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Come on, let's figure this
out. We gotta get out of here.
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All right, yeah. You're
right. You know what?
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I... sweeten the pot.
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I got, $5, $20, $40,
$60, $80... 580 bucks.
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Add that to the $1,000...
It's more than half.
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What do you know about that thing?
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I mean, is it worth more than $3,000?
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No, I don't... I don't
know. But we're good, right?
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Yeah? We good?
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- Okay?
- Well...
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Later, sucker!
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- Six left.
- Can we get more?
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God, I hope so.
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It's like a license to print money.
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A thing of beauty.
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Hey, what was that, crazy
stuff about roundhouse kicks?
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Where the hell did you get that?
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I don't know, man.
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Just something in my brain, you know?
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It just came out. Too much?
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No. I loved it.
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It was, like, deep or something.
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You want to talk about
brilliant? I mean we...
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You're the man, me... I'm just...
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I love watching you work, man.
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It's good for making beer
money. That's about all.
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♪ or you can smile ♪
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♪ That's all
right, my friend ♪
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♪ It could be so... ♪
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synced & corrected
by othelo
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www.addic7ed.com
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Please, okay? No one has to know.
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I mean, you could just
pretend you didn't find us.
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We would never tell
anyone, would we, Craig?
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- No, absolutely not.
- No.
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I already called your lawyer.
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Besides, this little
family outing of yours...
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It's put an innocent man in jail.
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The cops are investigating
this as a kidnapping.
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They already rounded
up some poor suspect.
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A working-class guy. Father... I think.
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But anyway, you two... you
almost ruined someone's life.
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- Potentially several someones.
- I... we had no idea.
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Could this have been
the person in the van?
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What if the man they arrested
Is the one we were warned about?
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Yeah, maybe he's not so innocent?
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Warned? Warned how?
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Well, we had a phone call.
Someone disguising their voice.
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Yeah, they said someone
was coming for us.
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And there was a van outside the house...
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As if whoever was inside was watching us.
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And, once that drove off,
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- We... did what we did...
- For the kids.
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I wouldn't know about any of that.
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I just...
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I can assure you that you
and your family are safe.
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I mean, the police are
all over this thing, so...
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It... it doesn't matter.
We can't just go back.
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I mean, it's... our case.
They'll crucify Craig.
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Can't you just call Ms. Wexler again?
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You know, tell her you
didn't see us after all.
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If they think I ran away, it'll
look like I did something wrong.
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We can't risk losing everything
just because of some teensy mistake.
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- I mean, it's...
- Can I ask you something?
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What... what were you
hoping would happen?
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I mean, before I found you,
what were you planning to do?
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Well, we were in the process
of, you know, working that out...
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- We were working that out.
- When you, um...
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Yeah.
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All right, well...
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You still got a little bit
of maneuverability, all right?
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You... you're outdoorsy, right?
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So you went on an impromptu camping trip.
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I don't know. It's something
people do, apparently.
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You left the house a mess, and you
kicked in your own front door because...
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It's a free country.
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Kim Wexler is very good.
She'll make it work.
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Yeah, what... what about the money?
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Well, if she knows about it, she'll
tell, right? She'll have to tell.
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Well, like they say in Silicon Valley,
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"it's not a bug... it's a feature!"
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Did you ever hear of a bargaining chip?
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What we have right here is the
mother of all bargaining chips.
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Um, as in... You expect
us to give this back?
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We are not giving this back.
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We are not guilty. This
money belongs to us.
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We... well, I mean, Craig earned it.
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- I worked very hard...
- Yeah.
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- You know, weekends, holidays...
- Yep, all unpaid, always.
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And, really, just
because you're salaried,
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doesn't mean you don't deserve overtime.
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I think that's only fair.
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I mean, really, that's
what this is about, right?
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- Fairness.
- Fairness, right.
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I mean, not just what's legal.
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If you want to talk
about legal, slavery...
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That used to be legal.
Human slavery. So...
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Yeah, this is right up there with that.
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Please, just don't tell
anyone about the money.
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- I can't take a bribe.
- Who would know?
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- We won't tell anyone.
- Yeah, take it.
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I can't take it.
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Please, didn't you say
that you wanted to help us?
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So just pretend you never saw
the money. How hard is that?
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Take it.
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Take it.
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I can't... I can't take a bribe.
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But...
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You know what? I...
I can take a retainer.
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A retainer?
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Yeah, for my services... as your lawyer?
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- You're not our lawyer.
- Well, not yet.
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Look... I know that HHM
is shiny and it's slick.
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It's chock-full of lawyers and,
compared to them, I'm like a...
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A kiddy lemonade stand trying
to compete with Wal-Mart.
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But here's the thing...
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What are you gonna get from me
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That you're not gonna
get from those other guys?
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Passion, commitment.
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Ask yourself this... who found you?
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I don't see Howard Hamlin...
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ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here.
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If you're with me, you're
my number-one client.
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Morning, noon, or night,
you call me... I'm there.
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I would be singularly devoted to you.
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But why not?
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I'm sorry. You're just...
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Just... I'm what?
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You're the kind of
lawyer guilty people hire.
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Did it make the paper?
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- What?
- Did it make the paper?
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Did what make the paper?
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Okay, well, probably missed the deadline,
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but check it out tomorrow
morning... front page.
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The Kettlemans, all four of them...
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Safe and sound.
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- Looks like you called it.
- Yeah.
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Camping... you know, pretty
much right in their own backyard.
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Well... Five miles above it.
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Jesus, the night I had. I
got pine nuts in my shoes.
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But, I mean, can you believe it?
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I-I guess you can.
It's just, you know...
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You assume that criminals are
gonna be smarter than they are.
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I don't know.
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It kind of breaks my heart a little.
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Not the loquacious sort, are you?
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We can't all be as blessed as you.
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- Well, thanks for your help.
- Don't mention it.
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00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,334
And, if you ever need any assistance...
245
00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:27,938
Whoa, whoa. Why is my
client in handcuffs?
246
00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:30,607
This man is innocent. He's a victim.
247
00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:33,326
why... why on earth would he be cuffed?
248
00:13:33,327 --> 00:13:35,445
Just go... go ahead. Take
them off. There you go.
249
00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:36,446
Free at last!
250
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:38,582
Hey, did he tell you the good news?
251
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,750
Never even kidnapped... how about that?
252
00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:42,786
A family can't go on a little vacation
253
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,671
without the whole city going on lockdown?
254
00:13:44,672 --> 00:13:47,541
By the way, where is your partner?
What? Did you lose the coin toss?
255
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,677
Because we expect an apology
from him, as well as you.
256
00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:53,680
You really don't want to push
your luck with me, scumbag.
257
00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:57,684
You got eyes on you, asshole.
One little slip... just one.
258
00:13:57,685 --> 00:14:00,353
Yeah, well, you're... you're
both very pretty, so...
259
00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:07,804
Well...
260
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:11,231
I believe I did more
than what you asked of me,
261
00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:15,902
so, that would make us square, yes?
262
00:14:15,903 --> 00:14:17,954
Great.
263
00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,956
You need a ride?
264
00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:22,792
Camping?
265
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:24,628
You expect me to believe that shit?
266
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,713
yeah, I know it.
267
00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:29,549
The things people do?
268
00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:30,717
They decide to go camping
269
00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:32,836
Right after I run my little offer by you?
270
00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:37,474
Could be argued that all of
life is one great coincidence.
271
00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:46,816
Somebody told those
people to, um, go camping.
272
00:14:46,817 --> 00:14:50,153
Somebody warned them.
273
00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:52,322
they're very woodsy.
274
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,157
And between you and me,
275
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,826
They're pretty rash when it
comes to the decision-making.
276
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,663
I mean, they're not really
the plan-ahead types.
277
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:02,332
Yeah, I'd cut the cute
attitude right about now
278
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,833
If I were you.
279
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,836
You ratted on me. There
will be consequences.
280
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,125
Hey, if somebody warned the Kettlemans,
281
00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,930
it was probably somebody who
was worried about those kids.
282
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,601
You know how much trouble you caused me?
283
00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:24,104
You didn't need any help
getting caught, okay?
284
00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,773
The neighbor ID'd you. You were sloppy.
285
00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:30,443
Any trouble you might
have... that's on you.
286
00:15:30,444 --> 00:15:33,446
Not to mention the blood in your van.
287
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:37,450
Here's a thought... Ajax, formula 409!
288
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:40,620
You have no idea the tap-dance
I had to give those cops
289
00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:41,705
To get you out of here.
290
00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:45,542
You gave them probable
cause out the wazoo.
291
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,545
Now, and whoever the somebody is
292
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,213
who may have warned the Kettlemans
293
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:54,166
got them out of there before you
did anything even more stupid.
294
00:15:55,886 --> 00:15:59,689
You should be thanking
this good Samaritan.
295
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:04,190
Because whoever he
is, he did you a favor.
296
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:04,707
Okay, um, I'm thinking hourly here.
297
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,131
There were some special
circumstances, so...
298
00:17:07,132 --> 00:17:11,132
Our elite-tier pricing would be...
299
00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:14,052
$950 an hour.
300
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,467
round it off to 20 hours.
301
00:17:18,803 --> 00:17:21,087
$19,000...
302
00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:24,516
Plus $1,000 for travel expenses.
303
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,927
Consulting fees... $1,500.
304
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:32,732
And, research... Five for filing fees.
305
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,760
I ate on the road.
306
00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,338
And storage fees.
307
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,690
Miscellaneous expenses.
308
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,434
Upon this rock, I will build my church.
309
00:17:58,884 --> 00:18:01,150
Double-breasted or single, sir?
310
00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:04,019
Single. Now, I want you to
cut the armholes high, okay?
311
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,428
- Of course.
- And trim through the middle.
312
00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:08,908
- Trim.
- Cloth?
313
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,927
Well, wool.
314
00:18:11,928 --> 00:18:13,554
Yeah.
315
00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:19,718
"Super 170 Tasmanian wool."
316
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,387
- Beautiful choice, sir.
- Thanks.
317
00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:23,555
Navy, all right?
318
00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:25,758
Yeah. -
319
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,893
That's it. Perfect. Pinstripe.
320
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:29,895
Shall we discuss shirts?
321
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:33,899
Okay, I'm gonna need your
finest sea island cotton
322
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,235
with a white club
collar and french cuffs.
323
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:37,903
I have the very thing.
324
00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:40,239
And I'm assuming you
want to see some ties?
325
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,908
Yeah, I was, you know,
picturing something in a...
326
00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:45,310
- A light-blue
knit. -
327
00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:46,912
And, could you make sure
328
00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:50,249
Those are real mother-of-pearl
buttons on the shirts, okay?
329
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,750
None of this fake plastic crap.
330
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:54,253
Of course. I'll be right back.
331
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,538
Some coffee, David, for the gentleman?
332
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:27,125
Here we are.
333
00:19:29,755 --> 00:19:33,162
- Shall we?
- Yeah, let's go.
334
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,331
Yeah.
335
00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:40,631
So, um, what do you think?
336
00:19:42,468 --> 00:19:45,137
"Strawberry Fields Forever"?
337
00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:48,807
No. Are you crazy? It's not even close.
338
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,893
- Yes, it is. Look.
- No, no.
339
00:19:50,894 --> 00:19:54,096
It's way more "Sassafras Glow". Way more.
340
00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:57,432
Use your eyes...
Strawberry Fields Forever.
341
00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,636
Ladies, back me up. Hey.
Is it... Sassafras Glow.
342
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,104
- Am I right?
- No.
343
00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:05,741
Maybe "Rhapsody in
Blonde," but... Yeah, see?
344
00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:07,242
They agree with me.
345
00:20:07,243 --> 00:20:09,411
Whatever happened to "the
customer is always right"?
346
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:11,747
Sassafras Glow... mix it up, all right?
347
00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,081
You're wrong. You'll see.
348
00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,917
Big deal. I'll wash
it out in the morning.
349
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:17,252
- No biggie. Geez.
- It's bleach.
350
00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:20,167
- It doesn't wash out.
- What? It's permanent?
351
00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:23,494
We'll Photoshop the color, okay?
352
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:25,577
Change of plan, ladies.
353
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:29,181
I want to go with a simple
curling-iron job, okay?
354
00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:32,184
Give me, like, ringlets...
355
00:20:32,185 --> 00:20:35,687
You know, on top, like
Tony Curtis in "Spartacus."
356
00:20:35,688 --> 00:20:38,523
Yeah, like the bath scene in "Spartacus."
357
00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:41,793
- Okay.
- "I am Spartacus."
358
00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:44,464
Stop talking about it!
359
00:20:44,499 --> 00:20:45,697
Make me beautiful, already.
360
00:21:07,804 --> 00:21:09,271
Hello.
361
00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:12,641
You've reached the law offices
of James M. McGill, esquire,
362
00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:14,309
A lawyer you can trust.
363
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,979
Kindly leave your
information at the tone,
364
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,097
And Mr. McGill will phone you promptly.
365
00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:22,601
Hey. It's me.
366
00:21:22,602 --> 00:21:23,935
Hi.
367
00:21:23,936 --> 00:21:28,440
Anyway, "The Thing" is
playing downtown on Saturday.
368
00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:31,610
Thought you might be up for
some Kurt Russell action.
369
00:21:31,611 --> 00:21:34,446
I owe you one, so why don't
we just grab some dinner first?
370
00:21:34,447 --> 00:21:36,782
My treat.
371
00:21:36,783 --> 00:21:41,953
And... You know, if not, can
you give me a call anyway?
372
00:21:41,954 --> 00:21:43,288
I really want to talk to you.
373
00:21:43,289 --> 00:21:45,090
Okay. Bye.
374
00:21:45,091 --> 00:21:46,525
Come in.
375
00:21:46,526 --> 00:21:48,960
- Hey.
- Hey, hey.
376
00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:51,263
How goes it?
377
00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:54,766
Tricky, for sure.
378
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:57,769
Craig and Betsy really put us
in a corner with the police.
379
00:21:57,770 --> 00:21:59,104
Not to mention the press.
380
00:21:59,105 --> 00:22:02,590
But this camping story of theirs...
381
00:22:02,591 --> 00:22:05,019
They've been keeping
it consistent, at least.
382
00:22:05,954 --> 00:22:07,010
If it's okay with you,
383
00:22:07,011 --> 00:22:10,148
I think I should try to talk
them into hiring a PR firm.
384
00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:12,317
Certainly for the next couple of weeks.
385
00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:17,475
So, okay on the PR firm?
386
00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:21,836
- Do you have a minute?
- Yeah, of course. What's up?
387
00:22:21,837 --> 00:22:23,879
Take a ride with me.
388
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,715
Okay. Where are we going?
389
00:22:52,342 --> 00:22:54,162
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
390
00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:56,980
Shit.
391
00:22:57,613 --> 00:22:59,451
Yep.
392
00:23:00,623 --> 00:23:05,465
That's... I mean, that's my suit, right?
393
00:23:05,466 --> 00:23:08,924
- Am I crazy here?
- No, you're not crazy.
394
00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:11,793
Look at the logo. That's our logo.
395
00:23:11,794 --> 00:23:14,296
He's just straight-up copying us.
396
00:23:14,297 --> 00:23:17,933
I mean, what the hell
is he thinking with this?
397
00:23:18,755 --> 00:23:21,410
I really... h-h-he's,
you know, a free spirit.
398
00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:25,541
Yeah, that's one way to put it.
399
00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,948
You two are still friends, right?
400
00:23:30,949 --> 00:23:33,181
- I wouldn't exactly...
- You talk, though.
401
00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:34,386
Not really...
402
00:23:34,387 --> 00:23:35,623
Still, you're the one he called
403
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:38,427
when he found the Kettlemans
camped halfway up the Sandias.
404
00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:41,714
He was just looking out for
his own client... that's all.
405
00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:44,576
This isn't the third degree, Kim. I
really don't care one way or the other.
406
00:23:44,577 --> 00:23:47,059
I just...
407
00:23:49,916 --> 00:23:52,177
He's really forcing my hand here.
408
00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:17,609
Hey!
409
00:24:17,610 --> 00:24:19,034
- Hey.
- Hey.
410
00:24:19,035 --> 00:24:21,313
Am I interrupting?
411
00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:24,571
Not at all. Perfect timing. Come on.
412
00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:29,871
Sit. Have a massage, free of charge.
413
00:24:29,872 --> 00:24:32,513
- Okay.
- Got to try the foot bath, too.
414
00:24:32,787 --> 00:24:34,449
Yeah.
415
00:24:34,693 --> 00:24:36,915
Give the old dogs a rest.
416
00:24:44,637 --> 00:24:47,037
And go for the deep-tissue
setting. Otherwise...
417
00:24:47,038 --> 00:24:49,675
- Is that the small fist?
- Use the three arrows.
418
00:24:49,676 --> 00:24:51,492
- I did. I pressed it.
- Just... yeah.
419
00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:53,510
Now you feel it? Good.
420
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,815
- Now relax, okay?
- Okay.
421
00:24:56,816 --> 00:24:58,619
You deserve a break today.
422
00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:07,526
- It's very nice.
- Told you.
423
00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,399
I get this free every night...
424
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,470
Just one of the perks of salon living.
425
00:25:11,471 --> 00:25:15,544
The others being... Free
cucumber water, obviously.
426
00:25:15,545 --> 00:25:17,966
Obviously. Free mani-pedis?
427
00:25:18,471 --> 00:25:20,710
Deep discount mani-pedis.
428
00:25:20,711 --> 00:25:22,641
Because the ladies still
got to eat, you know?
429
00:25:22,642 --> 00:25:25,043
- Well, it's still a deal.
- Yeah.
430
00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:28,063
Living like a king, then.
431
00:25:45,248 --> 00:25:47,850
What's this? Is this a cease and desist?
432
00:25:47,851 --> 00:25:49,061
Yeah.
433
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,200
Yeah. How pissed was he?
434
00:25:53,248 --> 00:25:55,484
Well, his head didn't actually explode,
435
00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:56,708
but, you know, pretty damn pissed,
436
00:25:56,709 --> 00:25:58,917
like "this won't end
well for you" pissed.
437
00:25:58,918 --> 00:26:00,193
Yeah.
438
00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:02,444
- How about that?
- Jimmy.
439
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,783
- This is serious.
- I know.
440
00:26:04,784 --> 00:26:06,860
- Do you? I mean...
- Yeah.
441
00:26:06,861 --> 00:26:09,474
What the hell is with that billboard?
442
00:26:10,562 --> 00:26:12,975
I know you have a problem
with Hamlin, but I...
443
00:26:13,388 --> 00:26:15,193
I just don't get your angle here.
444
00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:18,029
Aren't you trying to build
your own law practice?
445
00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:21,866
Instead, you're spending
god knows how much money
446
00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:23,468
turning yourself into
a little Hamlin clone.
447
00:26:23,469 --> 00:26:26,871
I mean... Why are you
making this personal?
448
00:26:26,872 --> 00:26:29,883
It's not personal? It is so personal.
449
00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:33,378
It is completely and totally personal.
450
00:26:33,379 --> 00:26:35,213
- No, no, no. It's not. No.
- Yes. Yes, it is.
451
00:26:35,214 --> 00:26:38,216
Stop trying to pretend.
452
00:26:38,217 --> 00:26:40,552
I can advertise, can't I?
453
00:26:40,553 --> 00:26:41,803
What, do I have to clear everything
454
00:26:41,804 --> 00:26:43,054
past the great and powerful Howard?
455
00:26:43,055 --> 00:26:44,889
Yes, you can advertise,
Jimmy, all you want.
456
00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:48,226
That billboard is not advertising.
That is a declaration of war.
457
00:26:48,227 --> 00:26:49,561
Declaration of war? That's...
458
00:26:49,562 --> 00:26:52,564
It's right at Hamlin's exit. You
know he drives by it every day.
459
00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:54,899
It's business. I'm building a brand.
460
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,901
You're ripping off a brand.
461
00:26:58,154 --> 00:26:59,988
There is nothing original in that ad.
462
00:26:59,989 --> 00:27:02,991
It certainly doesn't
represent Jimmy McGill.
463
00:27:02,992 --> 00:27:05,327
Hey, all right, now, he
fired the first shot, okay?
464
00:27:05,328 --> 00:27:08,853
Trying to keep me from using
my name, my own name, Kim?
465
00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:10,989
I get that.
466
00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:15,754
But this... You're better than this.
467
00:27:15,755 --> 00:27:16,788
- I'm better than this?
- Yeah.
468
00:27:16,789 --> 00:27:18,840
- I'm better than this?
- You are.
469
00:27:18,841 --> 00:27:21,259
Well, you're better
than that schmuck Hamlin!
470
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:23,662
- Come on, Jimmy.
- You could work anywhere.
471
00:27:23,663 --> 00:27:26,264
You could be somewhere
where they appreciate you...
472
00:27:26,265 --> 00:27:28,117
You know, where they
see how valuable you are,
473
00:27:28,118 --> 00:27:30,801
where, I don't know,
maybe they care about you?
474
00:27:41,113 --> 00:27:43,648
Forget it, okay?
475
00:27:43,649 --> 00:27:46,651
If Hamlin wants to come
after me, he knows where I am.
476
00:27:46,652 --> 00:27:48,987
I'll be ready, guns blazing.
477
00:28:08,174 --> 00:28:11,342
The cease and desist
is just the beginning.
478
00:28:11,343 --> 00:28:14,846
The next step is an injunction.
You can't win this fight.
479
00:28:43,464 --> 00:28:46,447
Your honor, I'm a
humble solo practitioner,
480
00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:48,433
merely trying to ply my trade
481
00:28:48,434 --> 00:28:51,382
In an aggressive and
evolving marketplace.
482
00:28:51,383 --> 00:28:53,738
As I've argued repeatedly,
this is trademark infringement.
483
00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:57,432
Mr. McGill's new logo is
an absolute copy of ours.
484
00:28:57,684 --> 00:28:59,861
I think it falls firmly under fair use.
485
00:28:59,862 --> 00:29:01,195
Fair use?
486
00:29:01,196 --> 00:29:03,031
You're clearly profiting,
so fair use doesn't apply.
487
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:05,700
It... there are only
so many fonts out there.
488
00:29:05,701 --> 00:29:07,869
Does Mr. Hamlin outright own them all?
489
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:11,629
No, but we've been using this
particular font for 12 years now,
490
00:29:11,664 --> 00:29:14,208
and it, in concert with
our tri-rectangle graphic
491
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:18,043
and Hamlindigo Blue, constitutes
a trademarked brand identifier.
492
00:29:18,044 --> 00:29:21,332
Whoa, whoa. Back up. Hamlindigo blue?
493
00:29:22,353 --> 00:29:24,812
Yes. That is our trademarked name.
494
00:29:24,813 --> 00:29:26,234
Holy crap.
495
00:29:26,235 --> 00:29:28,973
You seriously named a color "Hamlindigo"?
496
00:29:28,974 --> 00:29:31,309
That is... yikes.
497
00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:34,145
"Yikes"? From the man
dressed exactly like me.
498
00:29:34,146 --> 00:29:37,782
Your honor, I feel like I'm in the
mirror routine with Groucho Marx,
499
00:29:37,783 --> 00:29:40,118
Like we should be standing,
waving our arms at each other.
500
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:42,120
Really? I don't see it.
501
00:29:42,121 --> 00:29:44,789
In addition, the name
McGill appears in both logos,
502
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,624
which, I believe, Mr. McGill is hoping
503
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,159
to further confuse potential clients.
504
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,394
So I can't advertise
under my own name now?
505
00:29:50,395 --> 00:29:54,832
I'm to be penalized 'cause I happen to
share a name with one of HHM's partners?
506
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,001
You can't take my name from me.
507
00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:59,337
The name is not the
problem here, Mr. McGill.
508
00:29:59,338 --> 00:30:02,006
Mr. Hamlin certainly seems to think so.
509
00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:05,343
I mean, he wants me to change
my name 'cause he claims that...
510
00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,948
That... what... it's some
kind of threat to his business?
511
00:30:07,949 --> 00:30:10,392
- Your honor.
- This is restraint of trade, okay?
512
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,649
Whatever happened to the free market?
513
00:30:11,650 --> 00:30:15,510
- No, Hamlin here wants you to tell...
- Okay, okay, I've... enough.
514
00:30:15,511 --> 00:30:17,722
Mr. McGill, I've heard enough.
515
00:30:18,397 --> 00:30:20,158
All right, yes, you
are within your rights
516
00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:21,993
to advertise using your own name.
517
00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:25,830
However, in my estimation,
the billboard clearly
518
00:30:25,831 --> 00:30:28,166
and intentionally duplicates elements
519
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,633
of the Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill logo.
520
00:30:30,634 --> 00:30:34,270
You're actively copying their
established brand for your own gain.
521
00:30:34,271 --> 00:30:36,330
I don't see any other
reasonable explanation.
522
00:30:36,331 --> 00:30:38,031
- Your honor, I...
- Jimmy, Jimmy.
523
00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:42,825
Wise up. The billboard must
come down within 48 hours.
524
00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:47,704
This is a classic
David vs. Goliath story.
525
00:30:47,705 --> 00:30:50,838
I mean, you got your gigantic law
firm Stomping all over the little guy.
526
00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:52,445
Can you hold the door?
527
00:30:52,446 --> 00:30:54,609
Yeah, but it's investigative
journalism at its best.
528
00:30:54,610 --> 00:30:56,712
I-it's right up your alley.
529
00:31:00,222 --> 00:31:02,900
Yeah, o-okay, well, let me
give you my cell just in case.
530
00:31:02,901 --> 00:31:06,237
Yeah. Thank you.
531
00:31:16,298 --> 00:31:18,299
Can I get the news desk, please?
532
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,334
I got a hot tip.
533
00:31:20,335 --> 00:31:21,836
Don't you want to be the station
that brought down big law?
534
00:31:21,837 --> 00:31:23,838
You could be like the reporters
that brought down big tobacco.
535
00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:27,091
Look, I'm talking Woodward
and Bernstein here.
536
00:31:27,092 --> 00:31:31,729
Hey, your exposé on predatory
ATM fees... that was... Wow!
537
00:31:31,730 --> 00:31:33,314
Well, it's a miscarriage of justice,
538
00:31:33,315 --> 00:31:36,317
And I think your viewers
would be very, very interested
539
00:31:36,318 --> 00:31:40,488
And, grateful to you for
exposing this injustice.
540
00:31:40,489 --> 00:31:43,324
I wouldn't characterize this
as a community health risk,
541
00:31:43,325 --> 00:31:45,193
But it's definitely in
the community interest.
542
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:49,697
No, yes, HHM is a pillar
of the community, yes.
543
00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:53,668
No, I... the war is an
important story, as well.
544
00:31:53,669 --> 00:31:55,536
That's why this action is so egregious.
545
00:31:55,537 --> 00:31:57,622
Sure. Okay.
546
00:31:57,623 --> 00:31:59,423
Well, at least consider the
human-interest angle here.
547
00:31:59,424 --> 00:32:01,759
Are you kidding?
548
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,761
It's... lawyer pulls
himself up by his bootstraps,
549
00:32:03,762 --> 00:32:07,548
Only to be ground under the
heel of the old-money megafirm?
550
00:32:07,549 --> 00:32:11,719
That's hearts and minds! You... hello?
551
00:32:12,771 --> 00:32:15,389
Yeah, I have your number, too, so...
552
00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:16,774
Yeah, I see.
553
00:32:16,775 --> 00:32:18,582
Okay.
554
00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,991
No, no, no, no, no, no, man.
555
00:33:06,992 --> 00:33:08,192
Can't touch the goods.
556
00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:11,162
I signed the form... only
I can touch the camera.
557
00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:13,497
Fine, may I suggest you
widen the frame to include...
558
00:33:13,498 --> 00:33:15,533
The billboard is the story, okay?
559
00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:20,121
No, I'm also the story,
so... Got to get me in there.
560
00:33:20,122 --> 00:33:21,372
Okay, so, get on your mark.
561
00:33:21,373 --> 00:33:24,208
You know, no offense to
your minutes of experience,
562
00:33:24,209 --> 00:33:26,844
But I'd like to see what we
got before we do this, okay?
563
00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:28,581
Other guy.
564
00:33:29,530 --> 00:33:30,542
Other guy!
565
00:33:30,543 --> 00:33:33,434
Only other guy that's here,
go stand where I was standing.
566
00:33:33,435 --> 00:33:35,970
Shrink down. Shrink down.
567
00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:38,939
You know, scrunch. Yeah.
568
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:42,360
Okay, widen the frame. Get the billboard.
569
00:33:42,361 --> 00:33:44,812
Okay, now get me. Me, me, me, me, me.
570
00:33:44,813 --> 00:33:49,867
No. Not me... get him.
He's me. Yeah, like that.
571
00:33:49,868 --> 00:33:51,652
Got it? Yeah.
572
00:33:51,653 --> 00:33:53,154
Good.
573
00:33:53,155 --> 00:33:56,991
Okay. Is he in the shot?
574
00:33:56,992 --> 00:33:58,659
No. Dude, just go.
575
00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:01,412
- How do I look?
- Great.
576
00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:04,248
I'll... no, this is my good side.
577
00:34:06,251 --> 00:34:07,968
Is... is the billboard in? Yes!
578
00:34:07,969 --> 00:34:10,971
Jesus, just... you said $100
for one hour, not freaking 3.
579
00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:12,840
You clearly have a journalistic impulse.
580
00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:14,558
You're a real go-getter, you know that?
581
00:34:14,559 --> 00:34:16,143
Go get this.
582
00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:18,679
All right, count me down.
583
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,350
In 5, 4, 3...
584
00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:24,402
Gravitas.
585
00:34:24,403 --> 00:34:29,573
I'm James McGill.
586
00:34:29,574 --> 00:34:32,410
Like most Americans,
I'm a self-made man.
587
00:34:32,411 --> 00:34:35,079
I put myself through law school.
588
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,581
Working in the courts
as a public defender,
589
00:34:37,582 --> 00:34:40,735
I represented those with
nowhere else to turn.
590
00:34:40,736 --> 00:34:43,671
I believe in service. It's
what I've built my career on.
591
00:34:43,672 --> 00:34:48,008
But I've also had a dream, a
dream that many of us have...
592
00:34:48,009 --> 00:34:52,346
A dream to own my own business.
593
00:34:52,347 --> 00:34:55,349
Well, I-i scrimped and
I saved, and finally,
594
00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:57,217
I was able to buy one billboard...
595
00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:03,274
A tiny foray into advertising
for my fledgling law firm.
596
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,443
I've always been told
597
00:35:05,444 --> 00:35:07,278
That America is the land of opportunity,
598
00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:11,949
And I believed it... Until today.
599
00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:15,786
Not 24 hours after my billboard went up,
600
00:35:15,787 --> 00:35:17,938
a large law firm came after me.
601
00:35:17,939 --> 00:35:20,241
They said that I was
hurting their business.
602
00:35:20,242 --> 00:35:24,412
They're rich. They're
powerful. I'm just... One man.
603
00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:27,331
So, who do you think
the courts sided with?
604
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:34,004
So now my little billboard comes down.
605
00:35:34,005 --> 00:35:35,339
Let me tell you something...
606
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,675
If they want a fight,
they're gonna get a fight,
607
00:35:37,676 --> 00:35:40,227
Because I'm not giving up, not...
608
00:35:40,228 --> 00:35:43,063
Holy shit! Dude, the dude!
609
00:35:43,064 --> 00:35:44,815
- Help!
- Dude, the dude!
610
00:35:44,816 --> 00:35:47,401
- The worker guy!
- Holy shit.
611
00:35:47,402 --> 00:35:50,134
Please! Aah! Get me down!
612
00:35:50,135 --> 00:35:51,522
- Dude!
- Yeah, okay, call 911!
613
00:35:51,523 --> 00:35:53,374
- Help me!
- You got a cell?
614
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:56,079
- Yeah, yeah.
- Please!
615
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:59,919
Yeah, a guy just fell off a billboard
from frontage road south of mountain.
616
00:36:03,402 --> 00:36:05,018
Hey, man!
617
00:36:10,525 --> 00:36:12,592
Help me!
618
00:36:19,111 --> 00:36:20,986
Hey, man, I don't think that's very safe!
619
00:36:20,987 --> 00:36:22,806
You need to be, like, licensed for that!
620
00:36:22,841 --> 00:36:24,722
- Help me!
- Man...
621
00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:34,671
Not looking down. One rung at a time.
622
00:36:35,650 --> 00:36:37,483
Not looking down.
623
00:36:55,804 --> 00:36:57,805
Hurry up!
624
00:36:57,806 --> 00:36:59,974
Come get me!
625
00:37:00,495 --> 00:37:02,148
Help!
626
00:37:06,231 --> 00:37:09,682
Help me! Aah!
627
00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:15,621
- Sir, I'm right here!
- Please!
628
00:37:16,017 --> 00:37:17,246
Please!
629
00:37:23,164 --> 00:37:25,634
- Pull me up!
- Here, grab my hand!
630
00:37:25,635 --> 00:37:26,655
Pull me up!
631
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,996
- Pull me up!
- Here!
632
00:37:36,637 --> 00:37:39,639
Aah!
633
00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:07,304
You okay?
634
00:38:07,439 --> 00:38:09,248
Took you long enough.
635
00:38:20,138 --> 00:38:21,472
I was scared, yes.
636
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,273
I mean, I'm not really
a big fan of heights...
637
00:38:24,274 --> 00:38:25,342
Let me tell you.
638
00:38:25,343 --> 00:38:29,063
But, you know, something inside
me said, "you have to do this."
639
00:38:29,064 --> 00:38:31,331
I'm sure our city's first responders
640
00:38:31,332 --> 00:38:33,775
would have been here momentarily.
641
00:38:33,776 --> 00:38:36,015
- Can you believe this guy?
- But at least I was able...
642
00:38:36,016 --> 00:38:38,265
This whole thing was a
publicity stunt. It's got to be.
643
00:38:38,266 --> 00:38:40,741
I think that's kind of all anybody
wants when they're in trouble.
644
00:38:40,742 --> 00:38:42,009
Of course I didn't think...
645
00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:44,160
You don't think anyone's
gonna actually buy this?
646
00:38:45,477 --> 00:38:49,109
It's hard to say. People love a hero.
647
00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:50,367
You take it as it comes, right?
648
00:38:50,368 --> 00:38:53,504
The universe put me in
that spot at that moment.
649
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,955
Who am I to say no?
650
00:38:54,956 --> 00:38:58,756
You know, as a lawyer, while
I help people every day...
651
00:38:58,757 --> 00:39:02,169
- Whole thing's a damn stunt.
- But I think my clients know...
652
00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:04,832
that when they're in trouble, I'm there.
653
00:39:04,833 --> 00:39:07,233
I was just a guy who was in the right...
654
00:39:38,449 --> 00:39:42,319
You have seven new messages.
655
00:39:44,614 --> 00:39:48,158
To listen to your messages, press "1."
656
00:39:49,269 --> 00:39:53,551
First message, received at 5:40...
657
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,428
_
658
00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:31,678
It's just showmanship, Chuck.
659
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,895
Yeah, right.
660
00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,183
You're early.
661
00:41:10,184 --> 00:41:12,462
- Did you...
- Yeah, I grounded myself.
662
00:41:12,463 --> 00:41:15,970
Hey, big day. My phone's
ringing off the hook.
663
00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:19,474
I have three consults
before lunchtime... three.
664
00:41:19,475 --> 00:41:22,160
- That's great, Jimmy.
- Yep.
665
00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:25,713
The worm has turned.
666
00:41:25,714 --> 00:41:27,116
That's really great.
667
00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:30,355
So, to what do you
credit this sudden change?
668
00:41:30,356 --> 00:41:33,023
Well, I got to admit... you were right.
669
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,306
How so?
670
00:41:34,704 --> 00:41:37,760
Well, you told me to keep
plugging and, you know...
671
00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:39,818
do good work, and the clients will come.
672
00:41:39,819 --> 00:41:41,318
You know, I'll admit.
673
00:41:41,319 --> 00:41:46,295
I almost lost faith a couple
times, but the worm has turned.
674
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:54,467
So, what... you've been getting
referrals from your PD clients?
675
00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:56,296
Yeah. You know...
676
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:57,973
You work hard, show you got half a brain,
677
00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,142
and people come knocking, like you said.
678
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,145
I just needed to get my face out there.
679
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:06,514
So, prosecutors, then...
referring clients?
680
00:42:06,515 --> 00:42:09,673
Yeah. Yep. Exactly.
681
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,511
Was it Bergeron?
682
00:42:11,512 --> 00:42:14,127
When I was starting out, she
sent me a couple good ones.
683
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,867
Yeah, it was...
684
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:19,871
- It was someone on her team.
- You know?
685
00:42:19,872 --> 00:42:23,539
I mean, hey, just took some
elbow grease and clean living...
686
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,207
People noticed.
687
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,929
I knew you had it in you.
688
00:42:30,847 --> 00:42:32,883
I don't see the journal here.
689
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:36,765
- Right. Here you go.
- No, no, no.
690
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,995
Albuquerque journal... it's not here.
691
00:42:39,888 --> 00:42:43,123
Yeah. I didn't see it outside.
692
00:42:43,124 --> 00:42:45,248
Wasn't out there? It's always out there.
693
00:42:45,249 --> 00:42:48,126
I didn't see it. Maybe
they forgot to deliver it.
694
00:42:48,127 --> 00:42:50,552
Maybe some kids grabbed it.
695
00:42:50,553 --> 00:42:53,567
Because if there's one thing kids
love, it's local print journalism.
696
00:42:53,568 --> 00:42:54,899
I don't know what to tell you.
697
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,907
You got a ton of reading material there.
698
00:42:56,908 --> 00:43:00,604
Look, hey. Financial Times.
699
00:43:00,605 --> 00:43:04,053
You know, I know Albuquerque
is a hub of global intrigue,
700
00:43:04,054 --> 00:43:05,921
but you think that'll tide you over?
701
00:43:05,922 --> 00:43:07,579
All right, fine. But if
it's not here tomorrow,
702
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,646
I'm gonna need you to call
the subscription office for me.
703
00:43:09,647 --> 00:43:12,047
Yeah, will do. Look, I got to go.
704
00:43:12,082 --> 00:43:15,044
- I don't want to be late.
- Hey, good luck today!
705
00:43:15,045 --> 00:43:16,940
- Thanks.
- Keep it up.
706
00:43:17,674 --> 00:43:19,540
Hard work looks good on you.
707
00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:47,905
_
708
00:45:50,322 --> 00:45:52,722
__
709
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:15,500
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