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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,998 -Yeah? -But it hurts. 2 00:01:04,032 --> 00:01:05,900 All right. We got a couple more sessions. You're good. 3 00:01:05,934 --> 00:01:07,735 Hey, Sarge, get her going. 4 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,073 So, uh, what do you think? 5 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,976 -So fucking cool. -You know what I think, dude. 6 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,979 -I didn't expect anything less. -Oh, you sick fuck. What is this? 7 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:21,181 -Come on, it's not ready yet. -"Hooray for me and fuck you"? 8 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,051 Jesus Christ. What are you doing with this thing? 9 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,552 What do you mean what am I doing with it? 10 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:26,186 Humpty gonna go on me. 11 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,388 Mm, okay, you're gonna put it on yourself? 12 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,757 No, you're gonna do it. 13 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:31,659 Call me if you get bored. 14 00:01:31,693 --> 00:01:33,327 -Yeah -I'll call you. 15 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,764 -I have a number, too. -Get home safe. 16 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,399 Un-fucking-believable, dude. 17 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,269 Enough, listen, we're going to the Emerald, we're grabbing drinks. 18 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,237 -Fuck yeah! -And we're all in, all right? 19 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,907 -You're in? -I'm going, yeah. 20 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,150 Whoo! 21 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,286 Hey, hey, shots right here. Right now. Let's go. 22 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,856 -Oh! -There we go. 23 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:05,026 - Fucked up or fucked? - Move the fuck on! 24 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:07,461 I prefer both. Oh, hello. Hey, hey. 25 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,296 Who's got my fucking whiskey? 26 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,298 Whoa, easy. Hey ladies. 27 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,433 - Yeah. Whoo! - Cheers, guys. 28 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,302 To getting fucking naked. 29 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,437 Hey, hey, stop. 30 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:23,811 Okay! Whoo! 31 00:02:33,955 --> 00:02:35,489 You're Rule, right? 32 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,358 That tattoo guy everyone talks about. 33 00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:40,795 Jordynn 34 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:44,532 Jordynn? 35 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,101 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 36 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,473 So your friends, they do tats too? 37 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:57,177 Yeah, that's Lollipop. 38 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,547 She does photorealism and portraits. 39 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:01,749 And that's Nash. 40 00:03:01,783 --> 00:03:05,318 He's my roommate and does geometrics. 41 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,788 And the kid? 42 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:08,956 Uh, Jasper. 43 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:10,825 He does traditional Japanese. 44 00:03:11,893 --> 00:03:14,762 And that's Cora. She does watercolors. 45 00:03:14,796 --> 00:03:17,197 You know, I was thinking about getting a tattoo. 46 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,800 Were you? 47 00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:23,838 Maybe a butterfly or something small and cute. 48 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:28,776 Like a little heart or something here. 49 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:32,013 Or a music note 'cause I love music. 50 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:35,583 I mean, I could come by the shop and just hang out, 51 00:03:36,017 --> 00:03:38,052 look through one of those little booklets or something. 52 00:03:38,086 --> 00:03:39,787 We don't do flash. 53 00:03:39,821 --> 00:03:41,522 We don't do flash art. 54 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:43,356 We don't do cover-ups. We don't do repeats. 55 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:47,327 -Okay, Picasso. -Let me give you some advice. 56 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,064 There are four reasons and four reasons only to get a tattoo. 57 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,667 One, to honor someone or something. 58 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,902 Two, because it's fucking funny. 59 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:56,738 Three, because it says something about yourself 60 00:03:56,771 --> 00:03:58,506 you couldn't express in any other way. 61 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,407 And four, because you just really fucking dig it. 62 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,676 All right? 63 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:06,379 Not because it's cute or fucking sexy, or you want a butterfly. 64 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,517 All right? It's art. It fucking matters. 65 00:04:10,885 --> 00:04:13,020 Fuck you. You're an asshole. 66 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:14,922 -You know that? -That's the general consensus. 67 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,259 Cheers! 68 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:28,435 Hey, Rule, 69 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,707 Got a girlfriend? 70 00:04:40,815 --> 00:04:44,185 Good morning. 71 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,957 You were so amazing last night, mm-hmm. 72 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,172 So hot. 73 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,777 Oops, is this still on? 74 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:12,445 You know what that means. 75 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,848 Yeah, you're a little bitch. 76 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,817 No. 77 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,287 -Oh. -Oh. 78 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,789 Hello! 79 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:24,491 There he is. Whoo! Oh, Jesus. 80 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,894 -Sorry, am I interrupting something? -Oh, my God! 81 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:28,529 I thought you were single, you fucking dick. 82 00:05:28,563 --> 00:05:29,997 I am single. She's just a friend. 83 00:05:30,031 --> 00:05:32,499 -What do you want, Shaw? -Sunday, remember? 84 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,569 I've got coffee in the car. But you're not wrong. 85 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,604 -He so is a dick. -I'm not going. 86 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,239 Yes, you are. Rome came in last night. 87 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:39,740 No, he didn't. He would have texted me. 88 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,341 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 89 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,343 Are you two fuckers really just gonna stand there 90 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,179 -and talk while he's butt ass naked? -It's no big deal. 91 00:05:45,213 --> 00:05:46,981 She's friends with my twin brother. 92 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,516 Nothing you haven't seen before, right? 93 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,350 Not exactly. The piercing is a nice touch, though. 94 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,220 Okay, you know what? Get out, get out. 95 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:54,188 -Go. I'm coming. I'm coming. -All righty, five minutes. 96 00:05:54,222 --> 00:05:55,923 Five. Nice meeting everyone, though. 97 00:05:55,957 --> 00:05:58,458 -Yeah. See ya! -Your family's waiting. 98 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,328 Um, hey, I-- I gotta go, 99 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,495 so if you want to leave your number or something, then... 100 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,298 Excuse me? 101 00:06:04,899 --> 00:06:06,634 Are you fucking serious right now? 102 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,202 You got to go? 103 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:11,038 -Yeah. -Oh, okay. Cool. No, I don't know, 104 00:06:11,072 --> 00:06:14,441 thank you for last night. You were fucking awesome. 105 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,443 Or maybe we get lunch. That would be nice. 106 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,212 -I'm sorry, all right? -Or a cup of coffee! 107 00:06:18,246 --> 00:06:20,348 Sundays aren't really my fucking thing. 108 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,382 What is your name again? 109 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:24,352 Suck my dick. 110 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,495 Hey, you piece of shit! 111 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,198 We should probably go. 112 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,667 Come back here, you little bitch! Fucking asshole. 113 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,803 Fuck you, you fucking cocksucker. 114 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,339 I faked it anyway. 115 00:06:45,373 --> 00:06:47,174 Fucking asshole! 116 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,045 -Charming. -Yeah. Another satisfied customer. 117 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,747 Dude, it's cold as balls in here. 118 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,481 -Don't you have heat? -It's on. 119 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,250 -It doesn't feel like it's on. -Well, it's on. 120 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:58,552 -Why do you even drive this hunk of shit? -Why do you care? 121 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,154 Because Mama Landon has all the money in the world 122 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,923 and she'll buy you whatever the fuck you want. 123 00:07:01,956 --> 00:07:03,991 Yeah, well like I've mentioned to you a hundred times, 124 00:07:04,025 --> 00:07:05,593 I don't need her money. And I happen to really like my car. 125 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,995 Okay, all right. I'm gonna catch a couple of winks. 126 00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:09,730 All right? Long night! 127 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,301 It's gonna be a long day. 128 00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:13,594 All right. Wake up, Romeo. Time to go 129 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:18,599 And do me a favor, try to be nice for once. 130 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,834 It was a long ass drive here. 131 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,943 -Bearable! -Casper! 132 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,278 Oh! 133 00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:32,646 Look at you. 134 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,348 What's the good word? What's the deal? 135 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:36,784 Classes are crazy, two jobs now. 136 00:08:37,485 --> 00:08:40,755 And there's number three if you count driving that one around. 137 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,324 -I know. I'm gonna go help. Okay? -All right! 138 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,962 -What's up, good looking? -Hey, baby. 139 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,765 -Come here. -No, not the-- 140 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,333 Come on. You're hurting my hand, Rule. 141 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,968 You're hurting-- you're hurting my hand. 142 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,836 Oh, fuck you. 143 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,973 Nice jacket. 144 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,609 That's fair. One second. 145 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,378 I'm seeing, like, fucking six of you now. Jesus. 146 00:09:04,412 --> 00:09:06,380 I thought you stopped drinking, man. 147 00:09:06,414 --> 00:09:08,716 What happened? I thought you're going to California with Chrissy? 148 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:11,018 Yeah, yeah, we-- I-- 149 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:14,288 I just wanted to come home first and figure some things out. 150 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,058 You think maybe just once you could show up and not look like an unmade bed? 151 00:09:17,091 --> 00:09:19,560 -Hey, Dad. -A little respect for the family would be nice. 152 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:22,396 Hey! He looks fine. He looks fine. Come on. 153 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:24,732 Yep. Yep. Dinnertime. 154 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,334 -Hey, hey guys. Family dinner. -Can you just stop? 155 00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:29,003 - Can you just stop? - Hi. 156 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,905 Everyone, sit down. 157 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,941 Food's almost ready. Then we can eat. 158 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:40,014 Okay, let's say grace. 159 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,386 -Bless us, O Lord for thy-- -I'll do it, honey. 160 00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:53,494 Bless us, O Lord, 161 00:09:53,528 --> 00:09:56,230 these gifts we are receiving today 162 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,066 through the Lord of our Christ. 163 00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:02,703 Christ our Lord. 164 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,573 Christ. 165 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,307 Christ our Lord. 166 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,376 -Amen. -Amen. 167 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,912 -Thank you, Mom. -Mmm. 168 00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:15,082 Bon appetit. 169 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:25,793 Remy was such a good friend, wasn't he, Shaw? 170 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:29,763 Yes, ma'am. 171 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:31,932 He was so funny. 172 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,369 He told so many jokes. 173 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:40,407 He just made everybody so comfortable in any room. 174 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:45,246 How long has it been since the accident? 175 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,314 Three years, Em. 176 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,083 Three years? 177 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,351 Yep. 178 00:10:56,991 --> 00:11:00,027 He was valedictorian of his class, you know. 179 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:03,964 Fuck. Mom. 180 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,301 - It's okay. - Oh, Jesus. 181 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,969 -I'm sorry. -Fucking Christ! 182 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,639 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 183 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,306 How many times are we going to do this, huh? 184 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,408 I mean, how many fucking wakes can one family have? 185 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,511 - You guys, I apologize. - No, no, no. 186 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:19,246 Mom's so fucking high she just fell out of her chair. 187 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,148 Are we not going to talk about it? 188 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:23,117 Are we just going to pretend like it didn't fucking happen? 189 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,119 -Leave her alone. -I'm just wondering, Dad. What do we do? 190 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,354 What do we fucking do? What are we going to do? 191 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:30,124 -Rule, back the fuck off! -No, what are we gonna do? She needs help. 192 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,760 -Leave it alone. -Are we gonna just let it go? 193 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,696 Mom, you wanna fucking drink? Let's drink. Here. Let's do it. 194 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,431 Don't fucking do this, Rule. 195 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,333 -What are you fucking doing? -Let's fucking drink. 196 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,435 -Back the fuck off. -No, I'm just trying 197 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,971 to drink some goddamn wine with my mom. 198 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,273 - Every time! Every time! - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 199 00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:48,309 -You get out! -Hey! Hey! 200 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,612 -You get out. You come here every time. -Hey, hey, enough! 201 00:11:50,645 --> 00:11:52,479 -Enough. -You get out and you stay out. 202 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,163 Come on, get in. We don't have to talk. 203 00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:12,233 You're gonna hitchhike a hundred miles in the snow? Really? 204 00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:32,920 -You don't got to tell me. -I wasn't going to say anything. 205 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,855 My parents preferred him, always did. 206 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,924 They love you. They're just-- 207 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,225 They're in pain. 208 00:12:39,561 --> 00:12:43,230 And you got to admit, you are kind of hard to love. 209 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:45,533 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. I mean, you run away 210 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,001 to make sure no one comes near you. 211 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,836 -Is that what I do? -Yeah. 212 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,105 I mean, any time anyone tries to get close, you change direction. 213 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,707 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 214 00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:54,241 Yeah, I appreciate that. I'll keep that in mind. 215 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,409 Good. 216 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,119 Oh, boy. Here we go. 217 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,623 Do you want me stop? 218 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,958 Yeah. 219 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,821 Drove this road a thousand times. 220 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,191 I was wasted and I... 221 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,493 just had to ask him to come pick me up. 222 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,397 Stop blaming yourself. 223 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,333 It was an accident. 224 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,952 Hey, thanks for driving. 225 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,487 Of course. 226 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:15,690 -Service with a smile. -No, I mean it. 227 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:19,393 You didn't have to. And thanks for picking me up. 228 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,766 But you don't got to come no more. 229 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:26,333 No? 230 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:28,001 Nah, I'm done. 231 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,070 Can't do it anymore. 232 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,576 Okay. 233 00:14:35,777 --> 00:14:38,680 So, see you around? 234 00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,702 If you don't give me some fucking ammo right now, 235 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,269 I'm going to fucking kick your ass. 236 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,005 Hey, how'd it go? 237 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,675 -Shitty. I'm exhausted. -Oh. 238 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:11,245 God, I get there and there's this is girl in his bedroom literally buck naked. 239 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,347 -Really? -And then we get to his mom's house 240 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,048 and he throws another one of his legendary fits. 241 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,718 Rule? Wow, I never would have guessed. 242 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,352 Dude, I don't know why you put up with his shit. 243 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,087 It's not like you like him or anything, right? 244 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,022 Yeah, what kind of question is that, Ayden? 245 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:28,095 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hold on a second. You totally do. 246 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,930 -No, I don't! -Oh, my God. Look at your face. 247 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,867 -You so fucking like him. Yes, you do. -I don't. 248 00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:35,936 Yes, you do. Holy fucking shit. How long has this been going on for? 249 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,405 Am I the only person who knows? Does Gabe know? 250 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:39,973 Nobody knows! 251 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,884 No one knows. Okay? 252 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,759 I mean, I still remember the first day I saw him. 253 00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:03,397 I was going up the stairs at his mom's house with Remy. 254 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,269 And I saw him and it was like one of those dolls 255 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:12,306 where you press a button and their legs just collapse. 256 00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:16,143 Dude, you've had it bad. 257 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,580 Oh, my God, baby girl. 258 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,648 What about Gabe? 259 00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:23,150 Oh, we're. Uh, taking a break. 260 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,052 Really? Since when? 261 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,656 Oh, I don't know, like three weeks ago, a month maybe. 262 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,257 -Three weeks? -Mmm. 263 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,759 Holy shit, how is he taking it? 264 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:34,629 Oof, not good. You know, he's just-- 265 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:38,131 I mean, he's super nice and attentive on all the right things, but just-- 266 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,935 he pushes, you know? And I couldn't do it. 267 00:16:40,969 --> 00:16:43,003 -I couldn't give him what he wanted. -No sex? 268 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,574 Well, you know what I think you should do? 269 00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:51,178 I think you should do exactly whatever the fuck you want, 270 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:55,315 not what your mom wants, not what the Archer's want, not what Gabe wants, 271 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,117 -but what you want. -Says you. 272 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,186 I've never seen you with anyone longer than five minutes. 273 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,756 Yeah, because that's how long it takes me to hate them. 274 00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:03,323 Jesus, I don't like anybody. 275 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,860 But the second I do see someone I like 276 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,529 you better know I'm jumping on that shit. 277 00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:09,129 I know. 278 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:14,301 Oh, so... 279 00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:16,704 -So? -All right, let's weigh it up. 280 00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:21,509 Gabe is smart and rich. 281 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,176 Your mom probably loves him. 282 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,212 -Oh, loves. It's insane. -There you go. Great. 283 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,481 But, Rule. 284 00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:29,483 -Rule, what? -Rule is... 285 00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:32,020 He's nasty, 286 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:36,356 but like in a hot, broody kind of way. You know what I'm saying? 287 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:41,128 He's, like, sexy and unavailable, but, like, in a nice way. 288 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,664 -And pierced. -He's pierced? 289 00:17:42,697 --> 00:17:44,164 -Mmm. -Where is he pierced? 290 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,870 Holy shit, bitch. 291 00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:51,673 Yo, I'm not going to give any spoilers, but, yo. 292 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:54,008 Oooh, okay. 293 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:56,143 Yeah, I get it. I think you can turn him around. 294 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,912 Yeah, he doesn't even know I exist. 295 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,147 I mean, he still calls me Casper, for Christ sake. 296 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,382 -Casper, the friendly ghost that can't even scare people. -Mm-mm. 297 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,885 -Mm-mm. -Besides, he's got like a million girls. 298 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,720 Bitch, you are amazing. 299 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,254 Are you kidding me, Casper? 300 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,990 Yo, that shit is fire. 301 00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:11,759 Casper I bet it would look very sexy in lingerie. 302 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:14,062 You know, a little over the shoulder, like, hey, it's me. 303 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,031 I'm all grown up now. Boo. You don't-- you don't see that? 304 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,332 Don't you dare say anything to him. 305 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,601 I'm not gonna say a fucking word. 306 00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:21,536 -Aye? Aye, look at me. -Mom. 307 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:23,103 -Look at me. Look at me. -Can you come pick me up? 308 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,673 I'm so fucking serious. Not a word. 309 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,752 You're so mysterious. 310 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,187 -What the fuck is up, playboy? -Hey, what's up? 311 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,689 What up, lady-killer? 312 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,190 Oh, yeah. Look, who's talking. 313 00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:45,893 -I might just go home at this point. -Oh, shut the fuck up. 314 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:48,261 -You get every single girl. -I've got shots. 315 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,032 -Oh, Jasper. -Jasper. 316 00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:54,569 -Yeah, coming through. -Well done, Pony Boy. 317 00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:56,403 -Rock the Jasper. -Hold on, hold on. 318 00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:01,943 Hey, this one's on the house. 319 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,712 Ooh! 320 00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,048 Casper? Did you get a fucking job here? 321 00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,751 Usually I have Sundays off, but my schedule opened up. 322 00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:12,120 What are you guys doing? Chasing girls? 323 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,287 -What's your name? -They'll tell you. 324 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,024 Jet, this is Shaw. Shaw, and Rule, they grew up together. 325 00:19:16,057 --> 00:19:17,525 -Cheers to that. -Cheers. 326 00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:19,292 I don't care what everybody says about you, dude. 327 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,294 -You're a good guy. -Shaw, take a shot with us. 328 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,931 Take a shot. Take a shot. Take one! Take one right now. 329 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:26,567 - Fuck Rule. - Fuck Rule! 330 00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,235 Never mind, Shaw, these ones are on me. 331 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,237 -Can I talk to you for a second? -Mm-mm 332 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,106 Just make it up to me in tips, yeah? And we'll be right back. 333 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,408 -What the fuck has gotten into you, man? -That is Casper? 334 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,844 The one you complain about driving with? 335 00:19:36,878 --> 00:19:40,682 Bro, if I was in a car with her every single weekend. 336 00:19:40,715 --> 00:19:42,917 -Do you want me to-- you want to paint a picture? -The back way. 337 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,786 -And what would you do? -Give it to the driver. 338 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,521 Would you fucking stop? 339 00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,656 I think I'm asking for all of us. 340 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,825 Why do you even call her Casper in the first place? 341 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,828 Remy brought her home. They were studying together. 342 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,531 -The first time I saw her, she was coming down the stairs. -I'm so hard. 343 00:19:56,564 --> 00:19:58,866 She was this tiny little thing, fucking skinny. 344 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,935 And I said, "Bro, you gotta give her something to eat. 345 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,870 This girl is fucking pale. Like a ghost." 346 00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:05,106 -Casper the friendly ghost. -How sweet. 347 00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:07,274 -I'm here for you, if you love her. -Fuck you! 348 00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:11,112 Hey, hey, Casper, wait. 349 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,147 -This place is no good for you. -Oh, is that right? 350 00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:15,149 -Yeah. -How do you know what kind of place is good for me? 351 00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:17,350 -Because you are a good kid. You should be in school. -A kid? 352 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,252 You should be studying. These meatheads are going to be all over you. 353 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,888 So what if they are? What do you care? 354 00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:22,322 You come for money. You don't need any of this. 355 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,691 Well, my mom has money. I have tips. 356 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,459 Would you just leave me alone? 357 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,295 Look, unless you want your ass carried out of here 358 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,430 by a very big bouncer, I'm gonna suggest you move. 359 00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:36,637 She looks hot when she's angry, man. 360 00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:39,173 I'm gonna get blasted and then bombed. 361 00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:43,211 Hi! 362 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,514 Hi. I have information for you. 363 00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:49,217 -It's pretty fucking good. -All right, what is it? 364 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:54,922 Well, it has to do with our mutual friend over there. Doesn't she look hot? 365 00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:56,924 Excuse me, Rule, 366 00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,926 are you going to introduce me to your beautiful friend? 367 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,162 Uh, Ayden, this is my dumb piece of shit friend. 368 00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:03,164 My dumb piece of shit friend, this is Ayden. 369 00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:04,699 -Hey, Ayden, I'm Jet. -Hi. 370 00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,100 Nice to meet you. 371 00:21:07,235 --> 00:21:08,703 You need another beer. 372 00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:11,606 -Interesting girl. -Wait! 373 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:13,708 -Casper! -Shut your fucking mouth. 374 00:21:13,741 --> 00:21:16,210 -Casper! -It's set time. 375 00:21:16,244 --> 00:21:18,579 -Let's go. Come on, Jet. -There he goes. There he goes. 376 00:21:18,613 --> 00:21:22,183 Rock on, dude. 377 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:01,589 -Look at you. -Gabe, what do you want? 378 00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:03,658 Your mom told me I'd find you here. 379 00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:05,092 I bet she did. 380 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:06,961 I missed you. It's good to see you. 381 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,096 Look, I'm working. I really can't do this right now. 382 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,397 You said you'd give me some time. 383 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,166 Okay, I got it. 384 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,035 I just came by to see if it was too early to talk. 385 00:22:14,802 --> 00:22:15,937 Not yet. 386 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,940 Look, I don't know what I did wrong, 387 00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:21,309 and it is driving me crazy, okay? 388 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,111 -Yeah. -I just like older women, guys. 389 00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:36,958 Hey, I'm just crazy right now. I have a lot going on. 390 00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,794 Okay. Okay. 391 00:22:39,827 --> 00:22:41,529 Hey, Shaw. 392 00:22:41,562 --> 00:22:44,699 -Did you just signal me? -No. 393 00:22:44,732 --> 00:22:47,001 -I thought I saw you wave. -Did you? 394 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:50,671 Yeah. Whoa. Who's this, uh, Make-A-Wish George Clooney? 395 00:22:50,705 --> 00:22:52,673 Yeah. We're kind of busy right now, pal. 396 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,508 -Why don't you take off? -You don't look very busy. 397 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:02,216 -Just go sit down. Come on. -Are you still here? 398 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,119 Yup. That's the fucking problem, man. Always here. 399 00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:08,055 I turn around, and I'm right back where I was. 400 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:09,790 -I'm not going to ask you again, pal. -Pal? 401 00:23:09,824 --> 00:23:11,325 -Yeah. -Damn. You can't do that. 402 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,727 See, if you keep using the same word... 403 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,029 -Yeah? -...you just sound stupid. 404 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,131 - Don't do that. -You don't wanna sound stupid, do you? 405 00:23:17,164 --> 00:23:18,966 -Try "friend." -You're not my fucking friend. 406 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,168 -How about "brother?" -Nah, fuck you, brother. 407 00:23:21,202 --> 00:23:23,470 Yeah, you like that? What about "fucking asshole?" 408 00:23:23,504 --> 00:23:25,306 -Yo, who the fuck is this fuck? -I like that one. Yeah. 409 00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:27,208 Gabe, this is Rule. Rule, Gabe Davenport. 410 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,409 You're Rule? 411 00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:32,613 Yeah. I knew I wouldn't like you. 412 00:23:37,518 --> 00:23:39,887 Shaw, didn't you say you broke up with this doorknob? 413 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,557 -Shaw, you told him we broke up? -Yeah, she sure did. 414 00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:45,425 -Everyone here knows, bud. -Everybody? 415 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,161 -She doesn't want to be with you. -Yeah? 416 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:50,298 But the good news is, consolation bus right out front. 417 00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:54,669 -Oh, yeah? -Okay, okay, everybody relax. Everyone relax. 418 00:23:54,702 --> 00:23:56,771 Let me buy you a drink, you know? 419 00:24:02,777 --> 00:24:05,079 Fuck him up! 420 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:22,530 Get off me! 421 00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:24,565 Did you like that? 422 00:24:24,598 --> 00:24:26,634 -Take your hands off me. -Fuck you, bro. 423 00:24:30,871 --> 00:24:32,540 -You ass-fuckers! -Don't you touch me ever! 424 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:34,809 -Yeah, fuck off. -You fucking pussies. 425 00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:37,712 Oh, God, he's fine. 426 00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,447 Are you two dating? 427 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,549 -Nope. -Are you hooking up? 428 00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:43,751 -No. -Well, then can I get his number? 429 00:24:43,784 --> 00:24:45,586 I think I might want him to degrade me later. 430 00:24:45,619 --> 00:24:47,588 Would you just give me a second? I'm trying to cash out here? 431 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:51,125 Sorry. I just don't want that stallion going to waste. 432 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,693 Knowing him, it won't. 433 00:24:52,727 --> 00:24:54,829 I guarantee Shaw will be sure to let Rule 434 00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:56,797 know that you wanna smash next time she sees him, 435 00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:59,166 but the more important thing is what are we gonna do 436 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,935 next weekend for your birthday? 437 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:05,606 Another pretentious rich guy who's pissed off about a girl. 438 00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:08,109 -Yeah, groundbreaking. -Whoo! 439 00:25:08,142 --> 00:25:11,178 Move, baby. Ah! 440 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,015 Let's go, guys. 441 00:25:14,048 --> 00:25:15,816 Oh, shit! 442 00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:31,665 Yo, Jasper. 443 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,868 Jasper! 444 00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:36,203 What the fuck are you doing? 445 00:25:36,237 --> 00:25:37,538 You like it? 446 00:25:37,571 --> 00:25:39,540 Yeah. That's a two-man job. 447 00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:41,208 All right? I got rigging gear at the shop. 448 00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:42,977 Get up there next time. 449 00:25:43,010 --> 00:25:45,780 -Fine. But I wanna finish. -Okay. We will. 450 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,462 Yo, bro. 451 00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:41,570 Earth to Rule. You good? 452 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:46,340 -Uh, yeah. -Let's get the fuck out of here, man. 453 00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:49,443 It's late, bro. We crushed this shit, but let's go. 454 00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:54,115 Hello, darling. Gabe called me. 455 00:26:54,148 --> 00:26:55,950 You really should patch that up, you know? 456 00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:57,885 You're not getting any younger. 457 00:26:57,918 --> 00:26:59,420 He loves you, Shawberry. 458 00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:01,422 He really does. And he's a good one. 459 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,057 And what's the worst that can happen? 460 00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,425 Something goes wrong and you're set for life. 461 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,960 I don't care about that. 462 00:27:05,993 --> 00:27:08,262 Well, you should start. Be smart, pumpkin. 463 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,097 I've been rich and I've been poor. 464 00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:11,866 Yeah, I know. Rich is better. 465 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:14,135 It is. I know you don't want to be anything like me. 466 00:27:14,168 --> 00:27:16,237 You hate me for the way I got my money, but let me tell you something. 467 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:18,205 All I'm saying is don't be stupid with your life. 468 00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:20,241 Find someone rich. 469 00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:23,110 And when you do, turn them upside down like a Christmas tree 470 00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:24,879 and shake them until all their balls fall off. 471 00:27:24,912 --> 00:27:26,615 By the way, have you spoken to your philandering father? 472 00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:28,382 I can't do this right now. I'll call you later. 473 00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:29,850 Call Gabe. 474 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:35,590 Happy birthday! 475 00:27:35,624 --> 00:27:37,925 Let's go! 476 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,226 It's not till tomorrow. 477 00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:40,761 I don't give a fucking shit. 478 00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:43,898 Yeah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 479 00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:46,635 -We are going to Club Lo Do, baby. -Oh? Who is we? 480 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,469 We is all the girls. It's gonna be fucking sick. 481 00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:51,305 Seriously, I got us bottle service, lights, the DJ. 482 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,440 -I don't know about that. -What? 483 00:27:53,474 --> 00:27:55,409 I'm not really a bar person. 484 00:27:55,442 --> 00:27:57,411 -Plus, I have midterms. -Midterms? 485 00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:59,180 Midterms that I have to study for. 486 00:27:59,213 --> 00:28:01,115 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 487 00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:04,586 Shaw Landon, I will slap the living fucking shit out of you. 488 00:28:04,619 --> 00:28:06,987 Do you have any idea how many fucking shifts I had to pull for this shit? 489 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:09,290 Dude, you're acting as if you're turning 50. 490 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:11,125 Even my fucking 50-year-old mother. 491 00:28:11,158 --> 00:28:12,927 parties harder than you do. 492 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,596 You better get on fucking game. 493 00:28:14,629 --> 00:28:16,330 I don't know. Really, I just, uh-- 494 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,098 No, "Oh, you don't know." 495 00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:20,834 Yeah! Whoo! 496 00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:24,939 -Adding up. Adding up. -Yo, more shots! 497 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:33,615 You know what? I have a feeling that tonight's going to be your night. 498 00:28:33,648 --> 00:28:35,316 How you supposed to know that? 499 00:28:35,349 --> 00:28:38,520 'Cause look at you. You're gonna get laid, bitch. 500 00:28:38,553 --> 00:28:39,820 I don't know. 501 00:28:42,657 --> 00:28:46,460 Yo! Somebody bring me some champagne! Let's go! 502 00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:48,362 I think it's somebody's birthday! 503 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,397 It's my fucking birthday! 504 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:56,237 Wait, hold on. I'm getting a phone call. I think it's for you. 505 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:57,905 Hello? 506 00:28:57,938 --> 00:29:00,709 Your ride's here? Oh, shit. 507 00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:08,048 Go forth. Go fucking forth! 508 00:29:45,786 --> 00:29:47,488 I'll be back. 509 00:30:09,009 --> 00:30:10,779 Come on. 510 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:24,391 You okay? 511 00:30:24,425 --> 00:30:26,126 Jesus Christ. 512 00:30:28,262 --> 00:30:30,497 -Casper, hey. What's going on? -Hey. 513 00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:32,667 It's good to see you. What are you doing here? You hate these places. 514 00:30:32,701 --> 00:30:34,602 Birthday. 515 00:30:34,636 --> 00:30:36,604 Oh, shit. Look at that. 516 00:30:36,638 --> 00:30:38,673 -Happy birthday, Casper. -Thanks. 517 00:30:38,707 --> 00:30:41,408 Look, I'm sorry about how I was at the Emerald. 518 00:30:41,442 --> 00:30:44,078 It's not my place to throw a monkey wrench in your relationship. 519 00:30:44,111 --> 00:30:47,081 I really can't tell if you're being serious right now, but if you are, thanks. 520 00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:49,016 No, I'm serious. He's great. I love the dude. 521 00:30:49,049 --> 00:30:50,752 I mean, Gabe's like my best friend. 522 00:30:50,785 --> 00:30:52,587 -You are so full of shit. -All right. 523 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,955 Look, hey, I-- I'm gonna get out of here 524 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:57,191 You, uh, you want me to walk you home? 525 00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:02,930 No, um, I've gotta stay. I've got Ayden and everybody, so... 526 00:31:03,698 --> 00:31:06,534 Okay, cool. Hey, good seeing you. Happy birthday. 527 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:09,403 Oh, hey. Excuse me. Sorry about that. 528 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:13,407 Wait! Okay, I'll go. 529 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,976 Just, um, give me a second to get my stuff, yeah? 530 00:31:16,009 --> 00:31:17,411 Okay. 531 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,882 Ooh. 532 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,090 I just... 533 00:31:31,992 --> 00:31:35,195 -So, remember that feeling you had? -What? 534 00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:37,030 The feeling about like maybe going home tonight? 535 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:39,166 Well, he kinda wants to take me home right fucking now. 536 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:41,201 -Who? -Who? 537 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:43,404 Rule? Holy shit. 538 00:31:43,437 --> 00:31:45,005 -Oh, my God. -I know, but that's like-- it's like code, right? 539 00:31:45,038 --> 00:31:47,074 -Right? -Yeah. Yes. 540 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,410 -He doesn't just wanna actually take me home? -No, no, no, no. 541 00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:52,514 He wants to take you home and do absolutely unspeakable things to your body. 542 00:31:52,547 --> 00:31:54,281 Are you ready, though? 543 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:58,051 Yeah, I think so. 544 00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,821 -Wish me luck. I love you. -Mwah. 545 00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:02,590 I'm gonna wish you more than luck. Make good choices. 546 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:06,059 I love you. Mwah. 547 00:32:14,702 --> 00:32:16,604 You know, I might not be the only one getting lucky tonight. 548 00:32:16,638 --> 00:32:18,939 Fuck off. 549 00:32:34,988 --> 00:32:36,957 You know, snowflakes have six sides. 550 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:40,662 -Really? -Uh-huh. Call them arms. 551 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:42,963 That's weird. 552 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:45,767 Yeah. 553 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,236 Water molecules are shaped like V's. 554 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:51,706 So when they freeze, they're hexagons. 555 00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:57,077 Wow. You are so smart. 556 00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,982 What are you doing? 557 00:33:02,015 --> 00:33:03,518 Why are you laughing like that? 558 00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:05,920 I'm not doing anything. 559 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:10,157 Well, whatever you are doing, 560 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:13,595 you should stop because it's fucking weird. 561 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:21,769 Having fun? 562 00:33:21,803 --> 00:33:24,304 So much fun. You should try it. 563 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:26,473 -No. No. -Yeah. Try it. 564 00:33:26,508 --> 00:33:28,943 -Try it. Try it. Try it. Try it. -No. No. I don't want to, Shaw. 565 00:33:28,977 --> 00:33:30,912 Stop. What the fuck is wrong with you tonight? 566 00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:33,146 -Jesus Christ. -Oh, you'll find out. 567 00:33:36,684 --> 00:33:39,353 What? What are you staring at? 568 00:33:39,988 --> 00:33:42,022 Me and Remy used to do this when we were kids. 569 00:33:43,056 --> 00:33:44,024 Do what? 570 00:33:50,832 --> 00:33:53,701 -That was so good. -Thank you. 571 00:33:53,735 --> 00:33:56,804 What are you doing? Don't do it, Snowflake. 572 00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:58,272 -No. -Have to. 573 00:33:58,305 --> 00:34:00,107 -Hey, Snowflake. Uh-uh. -Uh. Watch me. 574 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:01,609 -You ready? Ready? -No. Stop. 575 00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:03,277 I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna kill it. 576 00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:05,112 Casper! Don't, don't, don't, don't. 577 00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,481 Casper. Oh, my God. 578 00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:09,216 You good? 579 00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:12,052 I'm okay. Are you okay? 580 00:34:12,085 --> 00:34:14,121 Yeah. You nitwit. 581 00:34:14,154 --> 00:34:16,490 Come on. Let's go. Snowflake. 582 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:21,829 All right, I gotta find my keys and then I'm taking you home. 583 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:25,567 You know, I've never been in here before. 584 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,100 No? 585 00:34:31,171 --> 00:34:33,041 I always come up the back. 586 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,242 Nice. 587 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:39,914 So, this is where the magic happens, huh? 588 00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:43,017 Yup. 589 00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:50,625 What are these? 590 00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:53,193 -Tattoos. -Tattoos? 591 00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:55,329 Yours? 592 00:34:55,362 --> 00:34:56,864 Mm-hmm. 593 00:35:00,868 --> 00:35:02,537 Maybe I should get a tattoo. 594 00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:10,812 I was thinking something maybe, I think, here. 595 00:35:13,413 --> 00:35:17,085 Or maybe something like right there, you know? 596 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:22,322 -Maybe you should think about. -Oh, you're no fun. 597 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:01,796 Shaw. 598 00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:05,933 What are you doing? 599 00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,569 What are you doing? 600 00:36:08,603 --> 00:36:10,303 -Seriously, what are you doing? -What are you doing? 601 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:12,006 -Stop. -Stop what? 602 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,076 Okay, okay, stop. Stop! Stop! Stop! That's enough. 603 00:36:15,109 --> 00:36:17,979 Party's over. All right, party's over. 604 00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:20,848 I'm taking you home. 605 00:36:28,556 --> 00:36:29,991 Meow. 606 00:36:32,694 --> 00:36:35,096 You want me to be a cat? 607 00:36:35,129 --> 00:36:37,899 I can be a cat. Rawr. 608 00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:39,867 Rawr. 609 00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:45,840 Shaw. 610 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,677 Oh, you didn't even get me a present for my birthday. 611 00:36:49,711 --> 00:36:51,646 I will get you-- I'll get you a present. 612 00:37:01,022 --> 00:37:02,757 Shhh. 613 00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:09,597 You listen to me, Rule. 614 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,066 I've loved you from the moment I met you, 615 00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:14,234 and I've loved you ever since. I'm not pretending anymore. 616 00:37:17,171 --> 00:37:19,507 -Shaw, this is so wrong. -You and me. 617 00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:22,275 I want you to be my first. 618 00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:25,345 But I'll tell you what. 619 00:37:26,114 --> 00:37:28,583 You tell me there's nothing going on between us, 620 00:37:28,616 --> 00:37:31,552 you tell me you don't feel the same way I do... 621 00:37:34,021 --> 00:37:35,523 I'll stop. 622 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,782 Casper? 623 00:38:35,783 --> 00:38:36,784 Nash. 624 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,820 Of all the people I would have guessed 625 00:38:38,853 --> 00:38:40,555 to be coming out of that room, 626 00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:42,256 you wouldn't have made the top 100. 627 00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:44,659 -But you look fucking awesome. -Thanks. 628 00:38:45,026 --> 00:38:46,160 Hey, Casper. 629 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:49,496 Hi. 630 00:38:49,530 --> 00:38:50,731 You hungry? 631 00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:53,734 God, no, I am so hung over. 632 00:38:53,768 --> 00:38:56,103 I want to crawl into a hole and never come out. 633 00:38:56,137 --> 00:38:57,370 Thanks. 634 00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:00,274 Look, I know this is weird. 635 00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:02,176 No, no, no. Weird is pancakes and sushi. 636 00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:05,012 This is fucking mind blowing. This is ground shaking. 637 00:39:05,046 --> 00:39:06,247 I know. 638 00:39:06,781 --> 00:39:10,151 I don't know about that. I kind of see it. 639 00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:12,253 It makes total sense to me. 640 00:39:12,286 --> 00:39:14,487 -What happened? -What happened? 641 00:39:14,522 --> 00:39:17,592 What does it look like happened? I mean, she's in her bra and panties, dude. 642 00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,427 I don't know, but I have to go before anyone else sees me. 643 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,495 Especially him. 644 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,632 -You all right? -Oh, she's more than okay. 645 00:39:24,665 --> 00:39:26,300 She just had a night full of dick. 646 00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:27,301 Shut up, Nash. 647 00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:32,840 Oh, don't forget your clothes on the way out, huh? 648 00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:35,877 Very funny. 649 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:38,512 Wow. 650 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:50,024 -How was last night? -I don't wanna talk about it. 651 00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,226 Saw Casper leaving. 652 00:39:53,027 --> 00:39:55,897 -How was she? -I said I don't want to talk about. 653 00:40:12,914 --> 00:40:14,481 How you feeling? 654 00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:16,984 -Dog shit. -Nice. 655 00:40:17,518 --> 00:40:19,520 Have some of this. It'll save your life. 656 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:32,566 Mm-mm. 657 00:40:36,304 --> 00:40:37,470 So? 658 00:40:39,907 --> 00:40:41,342 It happened. 659 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:43,144 Nice. Fuck, yeah. 660 00:40:43,744 --> 00:40:44,812 How was it? 661 00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:46,714 Strange. 662 00:40:47,615 --> 00:40:49,617 We walked back to his place. 663 00:40:51,652 --> 00:40:53,020 Had sex. 664 00:40:53,554 --> 00:40:56,090 That's all I'm getting? Two sentences? 665 00:40:56,657 --> 00:40:58,292 You better start from the beginning, 666 00:40:58,326 --> 00:41:00,127 run me all the way through to the end 667 00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:02,663 with all the details, leaving nothing out, slowly. 668 00:41:03,264 --> 00:41:04,565 Well... 669 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:09,236 at first it seemed like he wasn't really going to go for it. 670 00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:11,539 Fuck you mean he wasn't gonna go for it? 671 00:41:11,572 --> 00:41:14,474 I don't know. I was sending some pretty strong signals, believe me. 672 00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:17,211 I basically crawled into his lap and forced him. 673 00:41:17,244 --> 00:41:19,479 Not forced him, but, you know. 674 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:22,450 -Huh? -And I, uh... 675 00:41:23,451 --> 00:41:25,920 meowed like a cat. 676 00:41:26,988 --> 00:41:29,023 -You meowed like a cat? -I meowed like a cat. 677 00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:31,125 -What do you mean you meowed like a cat? -Like, physically... 678 00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:34,628 -Wait, what it-- -...it was just sort of like, rawr. 679 00:41:34,662 --> 00:41:36,263 -Wow, okay. -Yeah. 680 00:41:36,297 --> 00:41:37,732 Strong. 681 00:41:37,765 --> 00:41:40,468 But then he relaxed 682 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:44,805 and it was... great. 683 00:41:44,839 --> 00:41:46,774 -So, sex was good? -Yeah. 684 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:49,076 Okay, cool. Did you... 685 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:51,412 -I think so. -You think so? 686 00:41:51,445 --> 00:41:54,815 All right, you think so or you know so, which is a no. 687 00:41:54,849 --> 00:41:58,019 So, I'll let you know it gets better. 688 00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:00,321 Um, what about him? Was he good? 689 00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:03,324 He was amazing. 690 00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:07,161 So incredibly sweet and gentle. 691 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:09,096 It was-- he was perfect. 692 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:10,464 It was everything I wanted. 693 00:42:10,498 --> 00:42:14,035 Wait, there was no hair grabbing 694 00:42:14,068 --> 00:42:16,937 or like ass smacking or choking or anything? 695 00:42:16,971 --> 00:42:20,241 -No. -No, just-- just-- just nice and gentle? 696 00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:23,644 Nice, cool, cool. 697 00:42:23,677 --> 00:42:26,213 Um, yeah, you could build up to that. 698 00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:28,315 Uh, ac-- foreplay? 699 00:42:28,349 --> 00:42:30,885 -Maybe. -Now we're talking. 700 00:42:30,918 --> 00:42:32,820 No, it was-- 701 00:42:32,853 --> 00:42:35,156 it was great, but then... 702 00:42:37,091 --> 00:42:38,893 I woke up in his bed 703 00:42:38,926 --> 00:42:42,196 and reality hit me. 704 00:42:43,397 --> 00:42:44,598 Time to go. 705 00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:49,504 The clock struck 12 and it was over. 706 00:42:49,538 --> 00:42:52,973 And I realized that I was just another thing that happened. 707 00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:55,743 And I don't know. 708 00:42:55,776 --> 00:42:57,211 -Maybe I'm just stressed. -No, no, no, no. 709 00:42:57,244 --> 00:42:58,846 It's okay, trust me. 710 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,183 I mean, he's just my type. 711 00:43:02,216 --> 00:43:04,919 He always has been. Him, exactly. 712 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:10,257 You think I think he really likes me and I'm gonna be his girl. 713 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:12,359 We slept together and that's it. 714 00:43:12,393 --> 00:43:14,862 And it's not going to work out and I know that. 715 00:43:14,895 --> 00:43:17,998 It's going to be weird and awkward 716 00:43:18,032 --> 00:43:19,867 and I'm going to have to go back to being just Casper. 717 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,902 Another one of his conquests. 718 00:43:21,936 --> 00:43:24,972 All right. Ugh. 719 00:43:26,207 --> 00:43:28,909 Personally, 720 00:43:28,943 --> 00:43:31,011 I think he likes you. 721 00:43:31,045 --> 00:43:34,248 All right? But like you said, you guys slept together. 722 00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:36,050 It's not like anybody made any promises. 723 00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:37,952 I know, but that's the thing. 724 00:43:37,985 --> 00:43:40,387 He slept with a thousand girls. Why would he ever go back to me? 725 00:43:40,421 --> 00:43:42,423 No, no, no. You can't think of it like that. 726 00:43:42,456 --> 00:43:45,326 It's not like you said I love you or anything. 727 00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:49,897 What? 728 00:43:51,432 --> 00:43:53,734 -Mm. -Oh, my God. 729 00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:55,970 -Oh, my God. You did not. -Fuck. 730 00:43:56,003 --> 00:43:58,973 I-- something like that may have slipped out. 731 00:43:59,006 --> 00:44:01,142 Slipped out? What the fuck did you say? 732 00:44:01,175 --> 00:44:05,880 I may have said that I love you 733 00:44:05,913 --> 00:44:09,049 and have always loved you and would always love you. 734 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,719 Ah, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Make it stop. Make it stop. 735 00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:14,054 Okay. What the fuck? What the fuck were you thinking? 736 00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:16,525 I know. It's bad. This is awful, isn't it? 737 00:44:16,558 --> 00:44:19,326 The second you say anything that is remotely 738 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,596 intimate to guys, they run for the fucking hills. 739 00:44:21,630 --> 00:44:23,831 -I know. -You gotta make these men work for this shit. 740 00:44:23,864 --> 00:44:27,468 - Mm-hmm. - Okay look. 741 00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:32,574 The win here is that you slept with a guy you like. 742 00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:34,441 Cool. 743 00:44:34,475 --> 00:44:36,343 And you are cool 744 00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:39,780 and you're awesome and you have a nice hair. 745 00:44:41,282 --> 00:44:42,816 Is that cum? 746 00:44:44,785 --> 00:44:46,820 I feel like you don't want me to answer that. 747 00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:50,625 I can share. 748 00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:52,960 Share? Share? 749 00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:55,963 -No. No. No. Oh my God. Get away. -Be sticky with me. 750 00:44:55,996 --> 00:44:57,965 Take a fucking shower. Go, go, go, go, go. 751 00:44:57,998 --> 00:45:00,569 -Ow, ow. Oh, head pounding. -Go. 752 00:45:14,516 --> 00:45:16,685 My brother would have loved this. 753 00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,954 Thanks for doing it. 754 00:45:19,987 --> 00:45:21,388 My pleasure. 755 00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:25,926 You know I knew Brian, right? 756 00:45:28,362 --> 00:45:30,197 He was a couple years older. 757 00:45:30,231 --> 00:45:32,667 We both went to Perse. 758 00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:36,437 Oh yeah. Yeah. I forgot about that. 759 00:45:38,739 --> 00:45:42,876 He was a good dude. Freak fucking athlete. 760 00:45:46,681 --> 00:45:48,249 They say the mine that he stepped on 761 00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:50,585 could've taken out half a city block. 762 00:45:51,051 --> 00:45:52,554 Jesus Christ. 763 00:45:54,054 --> 00:45:55,322 It's crazy. 764 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:58,792 Somebody could be right next to you your entire life 765 00:46:00,227 --> 00:46:02,062 and then just gone. 766 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:06,200 Does it get easier? 767 00:46:07,736 --> 00:46:08,902 No. 768 00:46:13,708 --> 00:46:17,579 When Remy died, half of me died with him. 769 00:46:18,546 --> 00:46:20,814 And I just knew I'd never be happy again. 770 00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:32,493 Hey. 771 00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:38,032 How you doing, Rule? You seem weird. 772 00:46:38,733 --> 00:46:41,736 Yeah. I just can't get this girl off my mind. 773 00:46:42,269 --> 00:46:43,772 The one from the Emerald bar? 774 00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:46,974 Yeah. She's off limits, though. 775 00:46:47,007 --> 00:46:48,677 Can't stop thinking about her though? 776 00:46:49,577 --> 00:46:50,844 Nope. 777 00:47:00,187 --> 00:47:01,488 You should go for her. 778 00:47:07,094 --> 00:47:09,296 You should go for what makes you happy. 779 00:47:23,678 --> 00:47:25,613 -Well, well. -Is she here? 780 00:47:25,647 --> 00:47:27,147 Yeah. Come on in. 781 00:47:33,487 --> 00:47:37,124 Uh, you can just make yourself at home. I'm gonna check on her. 782 00:47:38,325 --> 00:47:40,294 Yeah? 783 00:47:40,327 --> 00:47:42,429 You have a visitor. 784 00:47:42,463 --> 00:47:45,466 -Who? -What do you mean who? It's Rule! 785 00:47:45,499 --> 00:47:47,535 -Bitch, it's Rule! -Oh my God. What did you tell him? 786 00:47:47,569 --> 00:47:50,104 Oh my God. I didn't tell him anything! 787 00:47:50,137 --> 00:47:52,640 -You need to tell him something. -Well, he's standing there right now. 788 00:47:52,674 --> 00:47:54,776 -What do you mean he's just standing there? -He's just standing there. 789 00:47:54,809 --> 00:47:56,711 What else was I Supposed to say? 790 00:47:56,745 --> 00:47:58,879 Something. Anything. Literally anything. 791 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:01,382 -Give me an adjective, a noun, and a verb. -Tell him that I'm-- 792 00:48:01,415 --> 00:48:04,318 I don't wanna get involved in anything. I don't wanna get involved. 793 00:48:04,351 --> 00:48:06,721 You're my best friend and I love you so much 794 00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:09,456 and you're gonna handle this for me because love you, love you, love you. 795 00:48:12,827 --> 00:48:14,461 She just needs a second 796 00:48:14,495 --> 00:48:15,697 Fuck! 797 00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:33,280 -Hey. -Hey. 798 00:48:37,552 --> 00:48:39,319 I'm gonna go read a book somewhere. 799 00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:40,921 Good idea. 800 00:48:51,465 --> 00:48:52,867 Sit down. 801 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:05,279 I just want to apologize for the other night. 802 00:49:06,447 --> 00:49:08,917 -It was a mistake. -Okay. 803 00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:11,418 And I should have called, but I didn't. 804 00:49:14,321 --> 00:49:16,123 It's all right. I get it. 805 00:49:16,524 --> 00:49:18,358 We didn't make any promises. 806 00:49:18,893 --> 00:49:22,029 Yeah, look, I just-- I don't want you to be pissed at me. 807 00:49:22,931 --> 00:49:26,668 And I don't want to lose you over some stupid shit. 808 00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:30,237 I just wanna be cool. 809 00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:32,841 And you're important to me. 810 00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:35,375 -I am? -Yeah. 811 00:49:35,409 --> 00:49:37,311 Been thinking about you a lot. 812 00:49:38,813 --> 00:49:40,515 So what do you want to do? 813 00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:43,751 I don't know. 814 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,120 You wanna keep sleeping with me? 815 00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:48,957 No. No. I mean... 816 00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:52,594 of course, yeah, but-- 817 00:49:53,427 --> 00:49:57,665 look, you're a great person. 818 00:49:59,032 --> 00:50:01,301 And I care about you. I really do. 819 00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:04,204 But I can't 820 00:50:05,172 --> 00:50:07,942 do the boyfriend girlfriend thing. 821 00:50:08,810 --> 00:50:10,344 I'm too messed up. 822 00:50:11,513 --> 00:50:12,714 Look... 823 00:50:14,849 --> 00:50:17,150 look, it's just-- it's never gonna work out. 824 00:50:18,853 --> 00:50:20,487 Can I ask you something? 825 00:50:21,556 --> 00:50:25,058 If you saw me with another guy, would you be okay with it? 826 00:50:27,461 --> 00:50:28,863 No. 827 00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:32,432 And what about you? You dying to see other people? 828 00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:33,768 No. 829 00:50:33,801 --> 00:50:36,403 -But you wanna see me? -Yes. 830 00:50:37,005 --> 00:50:41,709 So, you wanna be together, you just don't wanna call it that? 831 00:50:41,743 --> 00:50:44,812 Look, I-- I just-- I don't know what I want, okay? 832 00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:47,214 Fuck, can we just... 833 00:50:48,181 --> 00:50:50,552 see what happens and not call it anything 834 00:50:50,585 --> 00:50:52,887 and just try to figure it out? 835 00:50:56,724 --> 00:50:58,158 Sure. 836 00:50:59,594 --> 00:51:01,061 The good news is... 837 00:51:02,564 --> 00:51:04,732 we don't have to do anything we don't want to do. 838 00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:07,301 Don't have to make any promises. 839 00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:08,736 We can just... 840 00:51:10,872 --> 00:51:12,507 see how it goes. 841 00:51:13,575 --> 00:51:15,342 I don't need anything from you. 842 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:19,413 Just want to be with you. 843 00:51:22,249 --> 00:51:23,417 Me too. 844 00:51:24,251 --> 00:51:25,987 Wow. 845 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:27,855 I can't believe I just said that. 846 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,268 That reminds me. Do you want to pull my hair? 847 00:51:42,637 --> 00:51:44,606 Ye-- what? 848 00:51:44,639 --> 00:51:46,007 Ah! 849 00:52:27,915 --> 00:52:29,617 Ah! 850 00:52:39,961 --> 00:52:41,294 Rule? 851 00:52:41,763 --> 00:52:42,830 Yeah? 852 00:52:43,531 --> 00:52:45,298 Question for you. 853 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:46,801 What? 854 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:50,270 How does it feel to be my boyfriend? 855 00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:51,906 Shut up. 856 00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:53,975 You're such an idiot. You're so stupid. 857 00:52:54,008 --> 00:52:56,144 -What? You don't like that word? No? -No, you're so stupid. 858 00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:58,780 Don't tickle me. Please don't tickle me. 859 00:52:58,813 --> 00:53:01,448 - Shaw. Shaw. Stop it. Stop it. 860 00:53:01,481 --> 00:53:03,350 -No, I know. -Stop. Get off. 861 00:53:03,383 --> 00:53:06,253 Okay, okay. 862 00:53:13,161 --> 00:53:14,862 I'm hungry. 863 00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:17,832 I didn't eat breakfast, so I'm starving. 864 00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:19,567 You gonna eat? 865 00:53:20,835 --> 00:53:21,869 Yeah. 866 00:54:07,215 --> 00:54:09,884 Nothing? Are you serious? 867 00:54:16,023 --> 00:54:20,360 Dude, the single hottest girl that you've ever seen in your whole entire life 868 00:54:20,393 --> 00:54:22,196 is currently waiting in that lobby for you. 869 00:54:22,230 --> 00:54:23,898 -Sierra? -Sierra? 870 00:54:23,931 --> 00:54:26,466 Yeah. I've been working on something for her. 871 00:54:32,039 --> 00:54:34,274 - Did you miss me? - I did. 872 00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:35,777 Hi. 873 00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,889 You know, there's this rumor going around 874 00:54:47,922 --> 00:54:50,057 that you're pretty incredible with your clothes off. 875 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,929 How come I didn't know about that? 876 00:54:56,631 --> 00:54:57,765 I don't know. 877 00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:03,470 So, I was thinking we could start 878 00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:05,273 with this little shoulder piece right here. 879 00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:08,810 Rule. Let me be clear so there's no misunderstanding. 880 00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:12,345 I don't care about the tattoo. 881 00:55:13,815 --> 00:55:16,449 I want you to take me upstairs right now. 882 00:55:17,118 --> 00:55:18,686 Do whatever you want to me. 883 00:55:19,153 --> 00:55:21,923 -Oh, my God. -You can close the windows if you want. 884 00:55:21,956 --> 00:55:24,192 Or leave them open for all I care. 885 00:55:24,859 --> 00:55:26,359 What do you say? 886 00:55:26,861 --> 00:55:28,262 I'm gonna take a raincheck. 887 00:55:28,296 --> 00:55:30,264 Oh, my God! A raincheck? 888 00:55:30,298 --> 00:55:32,332 Can I have two minutes with you just over here? 889 00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:34,001 -Come on. -I'm so sorry. Will you excuse us? 890 00:55:34,035 --> 00:55:35,435 We just need to talk to our friend just a minute. 891 00:55:35,468 --> 00:55:37,138 I'd tap that. I'm not even gay. 892 00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:38,573 Honestly, I swear to God, dude, if you don't do this, 893 00:55:38,606 --> 00:55:40,775 -we can't be friends anymore. -Yeah. 894 00:55:40,808 --> 00:55:43,177 Listen, either you fuck her or I will. Now I'm just gonna do it anyway. 895 00:55:43,211 --> 00:55:46,214 Dude, she's so hot that I would let her fuck me. 896 00:55:46,681 --> 00:55:48,182 -Huh? -What? 897 00:55:48,716 --> 00:55:51,052 Last chance, fuck boy. 898 00:55:55,289 --> 00:55:56,991 So, uh... 899 00:55:58,726 --> 00:56:01,295 I think I'm gonna stick to the raincheck. 900 00:56:03,531 --> 00:56:06,200 So, this is Piet Mondrian. 901 00:56:09,570 --> 00:56:12,907 And every year he would paint the exact same tree. 902 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:18,012 And, uh, he started out and he's sup-- 903 00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,413 super realistic. 904 00:56:21,148 --> 00:56:22,583 How realistic? 905 00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,219 Like one to ten. 906 00:56:25,253 --> 00:56:26,554 Like a 35. 907 00:56:26,587 --> 00:56:28,823 -Yeah? -Look at this thing. Yeah. 908 00:56:30,157 --> 00:56:34,562 His work would get more and more crazy and, uh, 909 00:56:35,329 --> 00:56:37,565 his reality would get... 910 00:56:38,566 --> 00:56:40,500 just more and more abstract 911 00:56:40,534 --> 00:56:43,237 until his work was just completely deconstructed. 912 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:45,673 Where'd you learn all this? 913 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:48,175 -He was Remy's favorite artist. -Hmm. 914 00:56:48,209 --> 00:56:50,443 Anyways, um... 915 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,484 -What are you doing, Shaw? -What? Can't take it? 916 00:56:57,518 --> 00:56:59,887 Not strong enough? 917 00:57:01,454 --> 00:57:04,625 Mm-mm 918 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:40,027 Mm-mmm. Shaw. Shaw. 919 00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:42,363 Mm-mmm. 920 00:57:42,396 --> 00:57:44,065 Sorry. 921 00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:47,467 Hello, darling. 922 00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:50,571 Don't forget about our little Christmas party on Saturday. 923 00:57:50,604 --> 00:57:52,974 Should be lots of drunken inappropriate misbehaving. 924 00:57:53,007 --> 00:57:54,976 -Okay. -Okay? 925 00:57:55,009 --> 00:57:56,877 It usually takes me 15 full minutes and a bribe 926 00:57:56,911 --> 00:57:58,813 to get you to agree. What's going on? 927 00:57:58,846 --> 00:58:01,382 -I'm just a little in the middle of something. -I suppose. 928 00:58:01,415 --> 00:58:04,452 Just remember it's black tie, so try to wear something nice. 929 00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:07,088 - We're not hobos, you know. - Okay. 930 00:58:07,121 --> 00:58:10,925 I hear noises. Are you in bed with a boy? Is it Gabe? 931 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:13,227 No. I'll-- I'll-- I'll call you back later. Bye 932 00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:16,831 What was that all about? 933 00:58:16,864 --> 00:58:20,267 Just a stupid Christmas party. She does it every year. 934 00:58:20,301 --> 00:58:21,969 You should come. You should be my date. 935 00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:24,071 -Nope. Can't do it. -Oh, please? 936 00:58:24,105 --> 00:58:26,741 No. Nope. Jasper's painting a wall. I promised him I would go. 937 00:58:26,774 --> 00:58:28,275 Oh, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please? 938 00:58:28,309 --> 00:58:29,577 No. I promised Jasper. 939 00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:31,145 I'll make it up to you. 940 00:58:37,218 --> 00:58:38,853 It's unbelievable. 941 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:40,888 Of course, you have to fly private to get there, 942 00:58:40,921 --> 00:58:43,691 which is a little excessive, don't you think? 943 00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:48,295 Excuse me. Oh, darling. 944 00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:50,097 There's a strict guest list tonight, remember? 945 00:58:50,131 --> 00:58:51,866 And I'm almost sure he wasn't on it. 946 00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:53,934 He's my boyfriend. 947 00:58:53,968 --> 00:58:58,039 Boyfriend? Oh, well, he's gorgeous. 948 00:59:00,509 --> 00:59:02,943 Oh, my God. 949 00:59:02,977 --> 00:59:05,112 You look exactly like your brother. 950 00:59:05,146 --> 00:59:07,081 It's like seeing a ghost. 951 00:59:08,983 --> 00:59:11,652 -Identical twins. -Now, that makes sense. 952 00:59:11,685 --> 00:59:14,055 It's such a shame what happened. Really a tragedy. 953 00:59:15,389 --> 00:59:18,492 Oh, you like it? 954 00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:21,395 Is that a-- is that a Schiele? 955 00:59:21,429 --> 00:59:23,764 Mm-hmm. It is. 956 00:59:24,565 --> 00:59:27,635 Oh, my God. It's-- it's beautiful. 957 00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:29,904 I've-- I-- I-- I've never seen one in real life. 958 00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:34,308 Joey, sweetheart. 959 00:59:34,341 --> 00:59:36,243 Will you take Mr. Archer to get a drink? 960 00:59:36,277 --> 00:59:37,978 -I'm just gonna talk to Shaw. -Sure. 961 00:59:38,012 --> 00:59:41,048 - Joey. What's happening, Joey? 962 00:59:41,082 --> 00:59:43,117 What do you think you're doing? Gabe is here. 963 00:59:44,385 --> 00:59:46,921 Well, I'm sorry, but you didn't tell me that. 964 00:59:46,954 --> 00:59:49,356 Well, I know you said you wouldn't come, but I went ahead and booked us 965 00:59:49,390 --> 00:59:52,860 that trip to Turks and Caicos and Gabe and his family are coming with us. 966 00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:55,362 And when we get there, Gabe's going to propose. 967 00:59:55,396 --> 00:59:57,698 -Mom. -And you're going to say yes. 968 00:59:57,731 --> 00:59:58,999 No. I'm not. And the next time 969 00:59:59,033 --> 01:00:00,167 you try to marry me off, 970 01:00:00,201 --> 01:00:01,368 you might try asking first. 971 01:00:01,402 --> 01:00:03,204 You listen to me, young lady. 972 01:00:03,871 --> 01:00:06,407 Believe me, I understand 973 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,709 that sometimes a girl needs a little low class fun. 974 01:00:08,742 --> 01:00:11,445 But make no mistake, this trip is life-changing. 975 01:00:11,479 --> 01:00:14,549 The Davenports are the wealthiest family in the state. 976 01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:17,384 Gabe stands to inherit half a billion dollars one day. 977 01:00:17,418 --> 01:00:19,453 And believe me, that kind of money doesn't grow on trees. 978 01:00:19,487 --> 01:00:21,789 So you think about it. Think long and hard. 979 01:00:21,822 --> 01:00:23,757 I've been working this last year to make this happen. 980 01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:25,693 And let's face it, sweetheart, 981 01:00:25,726 --> 01:00:28,863 you're not special enough to keep making bad choices. 982 01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:32,032 You are absolutely unbelievable. You know that? 983 01:00:32,066 --> 01:00:34,902 - I try. - Excuse me. 984 01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:38,005 Shaw. 985 01:00:39,006 --> 01:00:41,041 You're seeing that loser and you didn't tell me? 986 01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:43,644 I gotta find out in front of 100 people. 987 01:00:43,677 --> 01:00:45,514 Look... 988 01:00:45,547 --> 01:00:47,314 I didn't know about it. 989 01:00:48,015 --> 01:00:49,250 Sorry. 990 01:01:05,132 --> 01:01:07,768 Whoa. 991 01:01:09,703 --> 01:01:12,006 Looks like you're having fun. Are you ready to go? 992 01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:13,874 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 993 01:01:14,808 --> 01:01:17,111 Gee, Mom, look at the time. 994 01:01:17,144 --> 01:01:21,182 You throw a great fucking party, but we gotta go. 995 01:01:21,215 --> 01:01:22,716 See you next year. 996 01:01:23,684 --> 01:01:28,322 Let's go. Go, go, go. 997 01:01:32,193 --> 01:01:33,994 I-- I love old people. 998 01:01:34,395 --> 01:01:36,163 I can tell. 999 01:01:36,197 --> 01:01:38,299 -Drugs. Alcohol. -Oh, yeah. You seemed to have fun. 1000 01:01:38,332 --> 01:01:40,201 Random sex with everybody. 1001 01:01:49,910 --> 01:01:52,146 - Hey. - -Hey, Rule, man, where are you? 1002 01:01:52,179 --> 01:01:54,516 -What the fuck happened? -Jasper fucking fell. 1003 01:01:54,549 --> 01:01:57,686 He just fucking fell. He fell from the fucking building. 1004 01:01:57,718 --> 01:01:59,720 -You gotta come to the hospital right now -Yeah, no, I'm on my way. 1005 01:01:59,753 --> 01:02:01,155 I'm on my way. Yeah. 1006 01:02:01,188 --> 01:02:02,823 Dude, what happened? 1007 01:02:04,091 --> 01:02:06,327 Jesus Christ. 1008 01:02:07,194 --> 01:02:08,597 Talk to me. What happened? 1009 01:02:09,363 --> 01:02:10,798 What? 1010 01:02:10,831 --> 01:02:12,366 Jasper fell. 1011 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:17,572 He's in the hospital. I-- I don't know. I wasn't fucking there. 1012 01:02:17,606 --> 01:02:19,206 What do you mean he fell? 1013 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,741 -Just give me a second. -Just calm down. 1014 01:02:20,774 --> 01:02:22,042 We'll figure it out, okay? 1015 01:02:22,076 --> 01:02:23,877 Please just shut the fuck up? 1016 01:02:23,911 --> 01:02:26,914 I was supposed to be there. He needed me. 1017 01:02:26,947 --> 01:02:29,551 -I know. I get it. -And I promised him that I would go. 1018 01:02:30,117 --> 01:02:32,753 And instead, I broke a promise to show up 1019 01:02:32,786 --> 01:02:35,590 to this fuck-all dress-up party that I didn't even want to go to. 1020 01:02:35,624 --> 01:02:38,993 What are you trying to say? What, that this is my fault? 1021 01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:41,395 Even your old boyfriend was at that fucking party. 1022 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:43,565 -I didn't know he was gonna fucking be there. -I mean, fuck my life, right? 1023 01:02:43,598 --> 01:02:45,232 Sounds like you got some stuff bottled up. 1024 01:02:45,266 --> 01:02:47,935 Yes, I do. And I don't want any of this shit. 1025 01:02:47,968 --> 01:02:49,604 -What shit? -All of this. 1026 01:02:49,903 --> 01:02:52,172 I know you said no promises, but that's not what you meant. 1027 01:02:52,206 --> 01:02:54,542 -What are you talking about? -Shaw, your life hasn't changed at all. 1028 01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:56,578 -And I have given up everything. -Oh, what did you give up? 1029 01:02:56,611 --> 01:02:58,779 That you don't get to fuck every single person you meet? 1030 01:02:58,812 --> 01:03:00,948 -You're going to go there? Just forget it, all right? -Oh, poor you. 1031 01:03:00,981 --> 01:03:03,183 -I'm just not happy. -You're not happy? 1032 01:03:03,217 --> 01:03:04,653 I'm not happy. 1033 01:03:05,886 --> 01:03:06,954 There. 1034 01:03:09,256 --> 01:03:10,791 Maybe we should take a break. 1035 01:03:14,895 --> 01:03:16,463 I'm not fucking happy. 1036 01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:22,403 No. I wanna get out. Pull the car over. 1037 01:03:22,436 --> 01:03:23,971 -We're on the fucking highway. -Pull the car over. 1038 01:03:24,004 --> 01:03:25,472 -Stop. -No, I just want to go. 1039 01:03:25,507 --> 01:03:27,441 Shaw, stop! Stop! 1040 01:04:18,727 --> 01:04:20,160 Hey, Casper. 1041 01:04:21,295 --> 01:04:23,631 Look, I didn't mean those things that I said. 1042 01:04:24,498 --> 01:04:27,702 This whole thing with Jasper has me pretty undone. 1043 01:04:27,736 --> 01:04:29,336 And, um... 1044 01:04:29,704 --> 01:04:32,239 it's brought back losing Remy all over again. 1045 01:04:33,675 --> 01:04:36,644 Look, I'm not good for anyone right now. 1046 01:04:38,513 --> 01:04:39,880 I'm better off alone. 1047 01:04:40,749 --> 01:04:41,816 I'm sorry. 1048 01:04:50,692 --> 01:04:52,259 Hey, it's me again. 1049 01:04:55,597 --> 01:04:58,065 Took me a minute, but I kinda figured it out. 1050 01:04:59,366 --> 01:05:00,968 You should be happy. 1051 01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:06,541 And if you're happy without me, then I want that for you. 1052 01:05:23,792 --> 01:05:25,192 What are you doing? 1053 01:05:26,193 --> 01:05:29,163 I fucked it up. Had it all and I fucked it. 1054 01:05:29,196 --> 01:05:31,198 Yes, you did. 1055 01:05:33,033 --> 01:05:35,537 -What? -Somebody's here to see you. 1056 01:05:35,570 --> 01:05:38,138 -It's 2:00 in the fucking morning. -Yeah, I know, asshole. 1057 01:05:38,172 --> 01:05:39,908 All right? I told her you were busy. 1058 01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:42,610 But she's not taking no for an answer. 1059 01:05:42,644 --> 01:05:43,711 She? 1060 01:05:44,445 --> 01:05:45,613 She. 1061 01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:56,724 Well, hello. 1062 01:05:57,124 --> 01:05:59,092 Heard you broke up with your little girlfriend. 1063 01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:00,160 Yeah, that's right. 1064 01:06:00,662 --> 01:06:02,029 Don't worry. 1065 01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:05,499 Mama's gonna make you forget all about her. 1066 01:06:12,774 --> 01:06:14,809 He's not in the right... 1067 01:06:23,651 --> 01:06:26,286 Um, I don't know. When is it, Wednesday? 1068 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,789 Tuesday. 1069 01:06:27,822 --> 01:06:29,323 But first, revenge! 1070 01:06:29,356 --> 01:06:31,492 He wanted a break, he got a fucking break. 1071 01:06:31,526 --> 01:06:33,628 Wait, so are you guys together taking a break 1072 01:06:33,661 --> 01:06:35,763 or taking a break, taking a break? 1073 01:06:35,797 --> 01:06:37,164 Together. 1074 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:39,166 Really? Doesn't seem like it. 1075 01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:40,835 What's that supposed to mean? 1076 01:06:46,373 --> 01:06:48,208 Isn't that Rule's hat? 1077 01:06:52,847 --> 01:06:55,282 He can't be patient? We are. 1078 01:06:55,315 --> 01:06:56,985 Look how much money we're making after that. 1079 01:06:57,017 --> 01:06:59,486 Yeah? 1080 01:06:59,521 --> 01:07:01,154 Shaw Landon is here to see you. 1081 01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:02,690 Should I tell her you're busy? 1082 01:07:04,526 --> 01:07:08,295 Uh, yeah, that's okay, Veronica. You can send her up. 1083 01:07:10,397 --> 01:07:11,966 Guys, can you give me a second? 1084 01:07:26,814 --> 01:07:27,882 Hi. 1085 01:07:28,315 --> 01:07:29,851 What can I do for you, Shaw? 1086 01:07:32,587 --> 01:07:34,822 I wanted to apologize about the Christmas party. 1087 01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:36,824 I know that I hurt you. 1088 01:07:37,892 --> 01:07:40,728 I don't know what got into me, but... 1089 01:07:42,664 --> 01:07:45,700 I wanted to see if there was any chance that we could try it again. 1090 01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:47,334 Try what again? 1091 01:07:50,004 --> 01:07:51,539 All of it. 1092 01:07:54,074 --> 01:07:56,945 Maybe we could go on that cruise that my mom was talking about. 1093 01:07:58,513 --> 01:08:00,080 What about that other guy? 1094 01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:12,860 Okay. 1095 01:08:14,629 --> 01:08:15,863 It's good to see you. 1096 01:09:04,177 --> 01:09:06,146 Wow. It's really you, huh? 1097 01:09:07,481 --> 01:09:09,149 Yeah, it really is. 1098 01:09:09,182 --> 01:09:10,652 Yeah, yeah. How you doing? How's school? 1099 01:09:10,685 --> 01:09:12,452 -What do you want? -What? 1100 01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:14,254 Fuck, you don't miss me, Cas? 1101 01:09:14,287 --> 01:09:16,223 We both know what you did. About your little affairs. 1102 01:09:16,256 --> 01:09:18,059 We were on a fucking break and you ruined it. 1103 01:09:18,092 --> 01:09:19,827 But we didn't make any promises, right? 1104 01:09:19,861 --> 01:09:22,130 No? Now I'm with Gabe, so that's it. 1105 01:09:22,162 --> 01:09:24,599 -Yeah, you guys move pretty fucking fast. -Yeah, I guess we do. 1106 01:09:24,632 --> 01:09:26,934 Stop with the fucking nicknames. No more Casper. 1107 01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:29,202 It's dead. It's Shaw. 1108 01:09:47,522 --> 01:09:49,924 Your mother's doing much better. 1109 01:09:49,957 --> 01:09:53,193 Go on inside. She's waiting for you. 1110 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,770 What? 1111 01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:38,539 What happened? 1112 01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:50,651 Jasper lived a life of joy and love, 1113 01:10:50,685 --> 01:10:52,987 kindness and compassion. 1114 01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:57,759 He was a beacon of light and hope to his family and friends. 1115 01:11:55,817 --> 01:11:57,819 Hey, I'm going to use your restroom, okay? 1116 01:11:58,485 --> 01:11:59,620 Go ahead. 1117 01:12:09,597 --> 01:12:12,233 Hi, it's Rule. If this is about an appointment, 1118 01:12:12,266 --> 01:12:14,501 please call the shop, otherwise go fuck yourself. 1119 01:12:16,871 --> 01:12:18,539 Hey, it's me. Um... 1120 01:12:20,373 --> 01:12:23,177 I don't know how things got so messed up, but, um... 1121 01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:25,613 I miss you. 1122 01:12:27,682 --> 01:12:30,551 Um, I just wanted to tell you that if you... 1123 01:12:31,886 --> 01:12:33,621 ever need anything, 1124 01:12:33,654 --> 01:12:37,959 just to talk or anything, I'm there always. 1125 01:12:39,426 --> 01:12:41,529 Any time, any place, I am there. 1126 01:12:41,562 --> 01:12:43,030 You just have to tell me, okay? 1127 01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:45,365 Babe, you all right? 1128 01:12:45,398 --> 01:12:46,834 Yeah. 1129 01:12:46,868 --> 01:12:48,468 What are you doing in there? 1130 01:12:48,501 --> 01:12:51,539 Uh, nothing. Nothing. I'll-- I'll be right out. 1131 01:13:00,014 --> 01:13:01,682 What are you doing? 1132 01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:03,651 Uh, nothing. 1133 01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:05,853 I just, uh, I thi-- I think I should go. 1134 01:13:05,887 --> 01:13:07,955 What do you mean? I thought you were staying here tonight. 1135 01:13:07,989 --> 01:13:09,389 I was going to, but, um, 1136 01:13:10,057 --> 01:13:12,960 just everything with Rule's been a little much. 1137 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:16,330 -Rule? -Jasper. I-- I meant Jasper. Just-- 1138 01:13:16,364 --> 01:13:18,498 -No, but you said Rule. -Don't do that. 1139 01:13:18,532 --> 01:13:21,302 I didn't mean it. I just-- I got a little confused. 1140 01:13:21,335 --> 01:13:22,870 I don't think you're confused at all. 1141 01:13:23,604 --> 01:13:25,239 I think you're in love with that idiot. 1142 01:13:25,273 --> 01:13:26,908 I think you've been playing me this whole time. 1143 01:13:26,941 --> 01:13:29,644 -That's not true. -You want to go? Okay. 1144 01:13:29,677 --> 01:13:32,146 -Come on, let's go. I'll drive you there. -Gabe! 1145 01:13:32,179 --> 01:13:34,749 Grab your purse. You two deserve each other. 1146 01:13:34,782 --> 01:13:37,051 Are you serious? 1147 01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:40,420 Ah, shit. 1148 01:13:45,192 --> 01:13:48,195 Shaw! Hey! 1149 01:13:49,462 --> 01:13:51,498 Hey, you really wanna do this? 1150 01:13:51,532 --> 01:13:53,534 We're at my apartment and you're talking about other guys. 1151 01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:57,605 -Don't. -I made a mistake, baby. Okay? I'm sorry. 1152 01:13:57,638 --> 01:14:00,574 You wanna know something? I feel bad for you. 1153 01:14:00,608 --> 01:14:03,577 You're smart and charming and whatever else. 1154 01:14:03,611 --> 01:14:05,880 You're almost a nice guy, but let's face it, 1155 01:14:05,913 --> 01:14:07,548 we were never meant for each other. 1156 01:14:07,581 --> 01:14:10,418 -I'm not pretending anymore. -That's funny. 1157 01:14:10,450 --> 01:14:13,654 Yeah, Shaw, I'm gonna ask you one more time. Get in the fucking car. 1158 01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:16,456 This is your loss, Shaw, not mine! 1159 01:14:17,425 --> 01:14:20,695 But this is it! Don't come crawling back anymore. 1160 01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:22,063 We're done! 1161 01:14:39,180 --> 01:14:40,848 You got to go. 1162 01:14:56,764 --> 01:14:58,332 I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. 1163 01:15:07,008 --> 01:15:10,244 Would've been embarrassed too if I was that. 1164 01:15:10,277 --> 01:15:12,413 Yeah, hold on one sec. Yeah, some-- 1165 01:15:12,446 --> 01:15:16,317 Bro, what the fuck? Are you sure you want to do this, pal? 1166 01:15:16,350 --> 01:15:18,352 I'm warning you, this isn't the move. 1167 01:15:21,489 --> 01:15:24,859 Leave it alone. Get the fuck out of here. You're a fucking nobody. 1168 01:15:24,892 --> 01:15:26,560 I'm done with that little slut anyway. 1169 01:15:41,976 --> 01:15:43,210 What happened? 1170 01:15:43,911 --> 01:15:45,880 Went to fuck a guy up and it didn't go my way, that's what. 1171 01:15:45,913 --> 01:15:48,449 -Yeah, I heard. -Thanks for fucking picking me up, man. 1172 01:15:48,482 --> 01:15:50,151 You're a fucking idiot, dude. 1173 01:15:50,184 --> 01:15:51,986 You can't just go bum rush a guy in his office 1174 01:15:52,019 --> 01:15:53,687 'cause you're jealous he's dating your girl. 1175 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:55,122 What the fuck were you thinking? 1176 01:15:55,156 --> 01:15:56,690 He hit her, man. 1177 01:15:56,724 --> 01:15:58,859 -He what? -He hit Casper. 1178 01:16:10,938 --> 01:16:12,706 Gabe Davenport? 1179 01:16:15,843 --> 01:16:17,111 Yeah? 1180 01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:23,350 Who the fuck are you? 1181 01:16:23,384 --> 01:16:25,186 Just another nobody. 1182 01:16:27,455 --> 01:16:29,056 So? 1183 01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:34,462 You know, can't go around hitting girls, Gabe. 1184 01:16:34,995 --> 01:16:37,064 Those things will come back to haunt you. 1185 01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:40,601 Eventually you gotta pay the price for that shit. 1186 01:16:42,937 --> 01:16:44,138 Oh, I get it. 1187 01:16:45,072 --> 01:16:46,807 You're one of them Archer boys. 1188 01:16:47,408 --> 01:16:52,446 The soldier. Yeah, I heard about you. 1189 01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:54,615 So, let me guess, you're the price I gotta pay? 1190 01:16:55,716 --> 01:16:56,750 Is that right? 1191 01:16:58,052 --> 01:16:59,653 That's right. 1192 01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:02,423 Okay. 1193 01:17:04,425 --> 01:17:06,660 I gotta take care of the whole fucking family now? 1194 01:17:06,694 --> 01:17:08,028 All right. 1195 01:17:09,897 --> 01:17:11,799 Let's do it, soldier boy. 1196 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,342 Get up. 1197 01:17:29,016 --> 01:17:31,352 That was for Casper. 1198 01:17:38,025 --> 01:17:39,260 Ah! 1199 01:17:43,497 --> 01:17:44,999 That was for Rule. 1200 01:17:47,536 --> 01:17:49,436 Okay. All right, all right. 1201 01:17:49,470 --> 01:17:51,438 This is for me. 1202 01:17:56,777 --> 01:17:58,212 Stay away from Casper. 1203 01:18:07,656 --> 01:18:10,491 Hello, darling. I'm late. I know. 1204 01:18:12,893 --> 01:18:15,664 - Ladies. -Grey Goose martini with a twist, 1205 01:18:15,696 --> 01:18:19,166 bleu cheese olives and very well shaken with a side of ice 1206 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,936 for when you screw it up and don't make it cold enough. 1207 01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:24,305 Okay. And for you? 1208 01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:25,973 Nothing. I have to be at work in an hour. 1209 01:18:26,006 --> 01:18:27,642 Very good. I'll get that started. 1210 01:18:27,676 --> 01:18:29,476 - You're no fun. - That's what they tell me. 1211 01:18:29,511 --> 01:18:33,013 So, how are you? 1212 01:18:33,648 --> 01:18:35,517 My daughter asks me out for a drink. 1213 01:18:35,550 --> 01:18:37,284 To what do I owe this great honor? 1214 01:18:37,718 --> 01:18:40,721 I heard about Gabe, by the way. What a psychopath. 1215 01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:43,692 Not that I think you should completely rule him out as a husband. 1216 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:47,161 Not that I approve, but let's face it, they are men. 1217 01:18:47,194 --> 01:18:49,664 It's our job to rehabilitate them. 1218 01:18:50,565 --> 01:18:53,668 -Your father, for example... -Mom, I know you cheated on Dad. 1219 01:18:54,435 --> 01:18:56,737 I know it was you and not the other way around. 1220 01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:01,942 Well, hmm, he was such a shit. 1221 01:19:03,210 --> 01:19:05,412 He hardly ever paid attention to me. 1222 01:19:05,446 --> 01:19:07,181 It doesn't matter whose fault it was. 1223 01:19:07,214 --> 01:19:08,617 You guys just... 1224 01:19:10,585 --> 01:19:11,952 didn't work out. 1225 01:19:12,253 --> 01:19:14,054 Look, I don't care how you live your life. 1226 01:19:14,088 --> 01:19:15,456 I love you. 1227 01:19:16,190 --> 01:19:19,527 It's just not for me. It's not a putdown. It's just me. 1228 01:19:19,561 --> 01:19:21,596 And I'm trying to figure out my own life, you know? 1229 01:19:21,630 --> 01:19:24,231 I just think we need to have an adult relationship 1230 01:19:24,265 --> 01:19:27,434 and be able to say anything and have it be okay. 1231 01:19:28,737 --> 01:19:32,106 Oh, good. I want that too. 1232 01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:37,411 Did I tell you I met someone? 1233 01:19:37,444 --> 01:19:39,681 -Yeah? -A doctor. 1234 01:19:39,714 --> 01:19:41,915 I'm having an affair with him, obviously. 1235 01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:43,752 Nothing serious, just sex. 1236 01:19:43,784 --> 01:19:49,557 But get this, he's a vagina rejuvenation specialist. 1237 01:19:49,591 --> 01:19:52,694 -Wow. -Not that you need it, but nip and tuck. 1238 01:19:52,727 --> 01:19:54,895 He can tighten you up to any size. 1239 01:19:54,928 --> 01:19:56,430 -Mom. -What? 1240 01:19:57,599 --> 01:20:00,267 Us girls have to take care of ourselves. 1241 01:20:17,619 --> 01:20:19,253 So what's going on with Casper? 1242 01:20:20,187 --> 01:20:22,757 Oh, I screwed up, brother. 1243 01:20:26,193 --> 01:20:27,629 Yeah. 1244 01:20:30,665 --> 01:20:32,099 Do you love her? 1245 01:20:33,033 --> 01:20:35,502 It's fucking crazy, dude. 1246 01:20:38,205 --> 01:20:41,008 Well, it is what it is then. 1247 01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,876 If you love her, then do something. 1248 01:20:43,645 --> 01:20:44,845 Show her. 1249 01:20:47,214 --> 01:20:48,349 Mm. 1250 01:21:16,711 --> 01:21:19,413 Hey, Shaw. Um, look, 1251 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:22,817 I know I've made you question a lot of things. 1252 01:21:23,718 --> 01:21:27,756 But if you're looking for a sign of how I feel, just look up. 1253 01:21:47,776 --> 01:21:49,443 A mural? Really? 1254 01:21:58,620 --> 01:22:01,188 So I guess this is the part where we talk. 1255 01:22:08,429 --> 01:22:09,697 Saw my mom. 1256 01:22:10,598 --> 01:22:12,567 She's out of treatment. She's-- 1257 01:22:13,568 --> 01:22:15,235 she's doing really good. 1258 01:22:16,203 --> 01:22:17,772 That's great. Really. 1259 01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:20,207 You guys need each other. 1260 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,876 Yeah. Yeah. 1261 01:22:26,213 --> 01:22:27,916 Look, I-- 1262 01:22:31,753 --> 01:22:33,621 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1263 01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:37,525 I wasn't ready and I 1264 01:22:37,559 --> 01:22:39,393 fucking sabotaged the whole thing. 1265 01:22:41,161 --> 01:22:43,096 And I knew that a break... 1266 01:22:43,631 --> 01:22:46,099 didn't mean I got to do whatever I wanted. 1267 01:22:47,301 --> 01:22:50,103 And I know that you'd never do anything like that to me. 1268 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:53,741 But I did it anyway. 1269 01:22:57,612 --> 01:22:59,747 I was just scared to feel, you know? 1270 01:23:01,415 --> 01:23:02,817 Scared to commit. 1271 01:23:03,685 --> 01:23:05,152 To give up my whole life. 1272 01:23:07,622 --> 01:23:09,824 And to tell you the truth, it still scares the shit out of me. 1273 01:23:12,794 --> 01:23:15,262 But I got to change. Uh, I know I do. 1274 01:23:16,263 --> 01:23:18,398 Listen, I suck at talking about feelings 1275 01:23:18,432 --> 01:23:21,134 and dealing with anything emotionally hard. 1276 01:23:21,603 --> 01:23:24,204 Every time anything comes up, I just run. 1277 01:23:25,372 --> 01:23:26,908 But I'm ready now. 1278 01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:29,142 And not just to-- to try. 1279 01:23:29,176 --> 01:23:31,445 I'm really ready to do it all. 1280 01:23:36,784 --> 01:23:40,087 Now I fucking wanna make some promises. I do. 1281 01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:44,324 And I don't wanna go back to our old way. I just want you. 1282 01:23:47,695 --> 01:23:50,364 Look, I'm not a millionaire. 1283 01:23:52,734 --> 01:23:54,201 And I don't have a lot to give. 1284 01:23:58,405 --> 01:24:00,307 But I want to give you my heart. 1285 01:24:01,809 --> 01:24:04,378 And I know it's not much, but it's all I've got. 1286 01:24:05,412 --> 01:24:06,714 And it's yours. 1287 01:24:09,182 --> 01:24:11,218 And I swear to God, if you try to give it back, 1288 01:24:12,654 --> 01:24:14,221 I'm not going to take it. 1289 01:24:17,257 --> 01:24:18,425 Is that it? 1290 01:24:25,499 --> 01:24:27,100 Yeah. That's it. 1291 01:25:10,477 --> 01:25:13,180 Attention, patrons! 1292 01:25:13,213 --> 01:25:15,115 Let's fucking party! 1293 01:26:26,888 --> 01:26:28,122 All this upstairs? 1294 01:26:28,156 --> 01:26:29,657 Yeah. Everything. 1295 01:26:30,692 --> 01:26:31,859 Yep. 1296 01:26:33,795 --> 01:26:35,663 So I guess it's official, huh? 1297 01:26:36,631 --> 01:26:38,599 No more bachelor. 1298 01:26:38,633 --> 01:26:40,935 -Yeah. -Yeah, 1299 01:26:40,968 --> 01:26:43,037 and I just feel bad Ayden doesn't have a roommate anymore. 1300 01:26:43,071 --> 01:26:44,806 Oh, don't worry about it. She found a roommate. 1301 01:26:46,908 --> 01:26:48,843 -Who? -Me. 96732

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