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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,885 --> 00:00:28,885 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:36,525 --> 00:00:39,645 [music in earphones] 3 00:00:39,725 --> 00:00:42,525 ♪ I'm going down in history ♪ 4 00:00:42,605 --> 00:00:46,245 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho, I'm on a roll ♪ 5 00:00:46,725 --> 00:00:50,285 ♪ Riding so high Achieving my goals ♪ 6 00:00:50,365 --> 00:00:54,085 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho, I'm on a roll ♪ 7 00:00:57,045 --> 00:00:59,045 [school bell rings] 8 00:01:11,725 --> 00:01:13,085 [woman] Hey, you gonna try out? 9 00:01:21,565 --> 00:01:22,725 [car horn honks] 10 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,165 [laughter] 11 00:01:33,445 --> 00:01:34,605 [laughter] 12 00:01:43,525 --> 00:01:47,405 -So how was school? -Uh, OK, I guess. 13 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:50,165 [man] Those guys back there, friends of yours? 14 00:01:51,325 --> 00:01:55,165 Uh, I don't know, they kind of haven't spoken to me yet. 15 00:01:55,925 --> 00:01:57,605 It'll get better, OK? 16 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:03,405 You're still the new kid, you just need a little time to settle in. 17 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:07,925 Everyone will be so friendly, it's such a good neighborhood. 18 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:09,085 It is a good neighborhood. 19 00:02:09,165 --> 00:02:10,965 Like you would know. 20 00:02:11,645 --> 00:02:13,205 You spend all your time in your dungeon, 21 00:02:13,285 --> 00:02:16,845 working on your ground-breaking mousetrap alternative. 22 00:02:16,925 --> 00:02:18,525 -[man] Oh, hey... -[music in earphones] 23 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:22,445 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 24 00:02:22,525 --> 00:02:25,605 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 25 00:02:25,685 --> 00:02:27,925 [song echoing, fading out] 26 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,285 [On TV] ♪ Oh, honey ♪ 27 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:41,125 ♪ Not concerned who sees us Rippin' up the floor ♪ 28 00:02:41,205 --> 00:02:44,965 ♪ Oh, honey We'll go dancing wherever you choose ♪ 29 00:02:45,045 --> 00:02:47,765 ♪ Oh, honey You know we just can't lose ♪ 30 00:02:47,845 --> 00:02:51,925 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it ♪ 31 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,925 ♪ I know your love's my... ♪ 32 00:02:54,005 --> 00:02:56,125 [muffled music continues] 33 00:02:56,205 --> 00:02:57,245 [man sighs] 34 00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:17,805 Yes. 35 00:03:20,565 --> 00:03:24,125 ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ 36 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:27,925 {\an8}♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 37 00:03:28,005 --> 00:03:31,685 {\an8}♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 38 00:03:31,765 --> 00:03:35,525 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 39 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:37,725 -I see you singing along. -[applause] 40 00:03:37,805 --> 00:03:42,245 -What's up? We got Ashley O in the house. -[audience cheers] 41 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:47,285 -Thanks for being here. -Yeah, thank you for having me, Busy. 42 00:03:47,805 --> 00:03:50,085 A lot of your music comes to you in dreams, is that true? 43 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:53,485 Yeah, you know, they're kind of in my mind while I'm sleeping 44 00:03:53,565 --> 00:03:55,845 and so when I wake up I have to really quickly write it down 45 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:57,565 'cause I don't want it to just disappear. 46 00:03:57,645 --> 00:03:59,565 [Busy] A lot of positive messages in your music, 47 00:03:59,645 --> 00:04:01,605 kind of an empowerment vibe. 48 00:04:01,685 --> 00:04:04,045 [Ashley O] Yeah, you know, it's really important 49 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:07,645 for people to feel like they're in control of their own destiny, 50 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:12,085 and, you know, that means having the confidence to be who you want to be. 51 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:19,205 Now, your aunt, she's kind of the source of a lot of your confidence, right? 52 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:21,365 -Like she's your mentor. -[Ashley O] Yeah, you know, 53 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:24,925 she's taken care of me my whole life and she's my manager. 54 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:27,045 [whispers] Mention the doll. 55 00:04:27,605 --> 00:04:31,725 Actually, the reason I'm here is... 56 00:04:32,925 --> 00:04:36,245 to introduce to you, Ashley Too. 57 00:04:38,005 --> 00:04:40,645 That's Ashley Too, like T-O-O. 58 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,085 Watch. 59 00:04:42,165 --> 00:04:43,565 Ashley, wake up. 60 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:48,725 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 61 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:50,485 -[Busy] What? -What's your name? 62 00:04:50,565 --> 00:04:53,565 -[Busy] They call me Busy G. -[Ashley Too] Pleased to meet you, Busy. 63 00:04:53,645 --> 00:04:57,645 [Busy laughs] Wow, I'm into her already. 64 00:04:57,725 --> 00:05:00,445 [Ashley O] You know, she's actually, she's got a personality. 65 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:04,365 -It's modeled right after my own. -Oh, so like an AI? 66 00:05:04,445 --> 00:05:07,445 Um. We actually have a commercial, I think we gave it to you and... 67 00:05:07,525 --> 00:05:10,605 The commercial, yeah, I think we're ready to run that now. Fire it up. 68 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,845 Let's do it. 69 00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:15,685 [man] Now you can be best friends with your favorite pop star, 70 00:05:15,765 --> 00:05:19,365 -[girl] Ashley, wake up. -Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 71 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:24,445 [man] An all-new, intelligent companion based on Ashley O's actual personality. 72 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,365 Ashley Too holds meaningful conversations. 73 00:05:26,445 --> 00:05:27,565 Jesus Christ. 74 00:05:27,645 --> 00:05:30,005 [Ashley Too] Hey, Katie, wanna talk about boys? 75 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:32,725 [man] Ashley Too gives makeover tips. 76 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:37,605 I was thinking this one for Instagram. 77 00:05:41,045 --> 00:05:42,485 Yeah, you always pick a good one. 78 00:05:44,325 --> 00:05:46,245 [Ashley's aunt] They love Ashley Too on social. 79 00:05:47,925 --> 00:05:49,725 [distant cheering] 80 00:05:51,245 --> 00:05:53,805 -[rock music plays in club] -[excited chatter] 81 00:06:39,965 --> 00:06:40,805 [plays piano] 82 00:06:40,885 --> 00:06:46,885 ♪ See the animal In her cage you've built ♪ 83 00:06:48,445 --> 00:06:55,365 ♪ Are you sure what side you're on? ♪ 84 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:19,925 ♪ Feel the hollowness Inside of your heart ♪ 85 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:28,725 ♪ Everything right where ♪ 86 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:34,005 ♪ It belongs ♪ 87 00:07:37,205 --> 00:07:41,765 ♪ If you look at your reflection ♪ 88 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:46,565 ♪ Is it all you want it to be? ♪ 89 00:07:50,565 --> 00:07:55,325 ♪ If you could look Right through the cracks ♪ 90 00:07:56,565 --> 00:08:00,205 ♪ Would you find yourself afraid to see? ♪ 91 00:08:03,405 --> 00:08:05,125 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. 92 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:06,885 It's a nice tune. 93 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,845 The lyrics are kind of a departure. 94 00:08:12,645 --> 00:08:15,925 It's nothing, it's just a stream of consciousness kind of thing. 95 00:08:18,245 --> 00:08:19,245 [exhales] 96 00:08:21,885 --> 00:08:23,525 Hey, Ashley, everything OK? 97 00:08:24,525 --> 00:08:25,925 Yeah, I'm fine. 98 00:08:28,445 --> 00:08:32,125 -You taking your meds? -Yeah, you don't have to worry about me. 99 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:35,645 OK. [chuckles] 100 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:40,445 -Alright, see you at breakfast. -See you. 101 00:08:41,765 --> 00:08:43,765 I'll ask Amaya to make those eggs you like. 102 00:08:43,845 --> 00:08:44,845 [Ashley O] Thank you. 103 00:08:59,925 --> 00:09:02,005 [country music plays on radio] 104 00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:15,565 Dad, can I get an Ashley Too? 105 00:09:17,285 --> 00:09:18,205 Sorry, a what? 106 00:09:18,285 --> 00:09:19,405 An Ashley Too. 107 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:22,165 -It's some dorky Ashley O doll. -It's not a doll. 108 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:26,365 -An imaginary friend. -For my birthday, please. 109 00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:29,445 I'll think about it. 110 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,125 It's on Wednesday. 111 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:44,165 What is? 112 00:09:45,845 --> 00:09:46,685 Her birthday. 113 00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:52,045 I knew that. 114 00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:01,525 Oh, my God. [gasps] 115 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:04,285 Oh, my God. [laughs] 116 00:10:05,885 --> 00:10:07,845 -Thank you so much. -[dad] You're welcome. 117 00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:11,685 [girl] It's so exciting. [laughs] 118 00:10:35,045 --> 00:10:37,285 -Ashley, wake up. -[doll chimes] 119 00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:41,205 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too. 120 00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:44,725 -What's your name? -Uh... Rachel. 121 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:50,125 -It's so great to meet you, Rachel. -You, too. 122 00:10:51,845 --> 00:10:53,925 Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan. 123 00:10:56,085 --> 00:10:58,405 Thanks, let's get to know each other. 124 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:02,205 -How old are you? -I'm 15 today. 125 00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:07,445 Happy birthday. Fifteen is a great age. 126 00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,005 [Rachel chuckles] Thank you. 127 00:11:10,405 --> 00:11:13,005 So, tell me, have you got any brothers or sisters? 128 00:11:13,085 --> 00:11:15,725 Just Jack, she's over there. 129 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:19,405 -Hi, Jack. -Hi, fuck face. 130 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,965 Jack, I think you made a bad word choice there. 131 00:11:23,045 --> 00:11:25,205 Just ignore her, Ashley. 132 00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:27,445 I'll make note of that. 133 00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:31,085 So how about your mom and dad? What are their names? 134 00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:36,045 Um... Well, my dad's Kevin. My mom was called Genevieve. 135 00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:38,125 Everyone called her Gen. 136 00:11:39,525 --> 00:11:41,845 She died a couple of years back. 137 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,885 I'm so sorry to hear that. 138 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:50,725 If at any time you wanna talk about it, I'll be here for you. 139 00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:53,245 That's very kind. 140 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,445 So, anyway, Rachel, what kind of things are you into? 141 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:00,645 Uh, into as in...? 142 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,685 What kind of things do you and your friends do for fun? 143 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,365 Oh, well, um, since we moved, 144 00:12:07,445 --> 00:12:10,245 I... don't exactly have many friends. 145 00:12:11,725 --> 00:12:13,325 You do now I'm here. 146 00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:15,885 Hey, do you want me to help you with a makeover? 147 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:19,765 Uh... A little later, maybe. 148 00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:21,965 How about a song, then? 149 00:12:23,005 --> 00:12:24,045 Sure. 150 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,725 [music plays] 151 00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:29,485 [chuckles] 152 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,005 Ashley, stop. 153 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,485 -Jack. -[Jack] You know I hate that shit. 154 00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:36,245 -[Rachel] Leave her alone. -Her? 155 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:39,165 It's my birthday, I wanna listen, put your headphones on. 156 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:41,165 Whatever. 157 00:12:42,165 --> 00:12:44,125 [Rachel] Sorry about that, Ashley. 158 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:47,125 That's OK, do you want me to start over? 159 00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:48,765 -Sure. -[music plays] 160 00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:52,005 ♪ Oh, honey I'll do anything for you ♪ 161 00:12:52,765 --> 00:12:56,405 ♪ Oh, honey Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 162 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,965 ♪ Oh, honey Kiss me up against... ♪ 163 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,845 So, like, where did the inspiration for "On A Roll" come from? 164 00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,685 Well, it's about when dreams come true. 165 00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:10,925 You know I wrote all my early songs in my dreams and recorded them 166 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:13,285 -and put them on YouTube. -Of course. 167 00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:17,525 Well, that song's me saying, "Look how far I came. 168 00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:18,845 If I did it, so can you." 169 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:21,805 That's so cool. 170 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,965 OK, be back in a moment, just gonna run to the bathroom. 171 00:13:27,685 --> 00:13:29,365 Don't be long, miss you already. 172 00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:30,725 Miss you. 173 00:13:30,805 --> 00:13:36,685 [plucks strings to muffled music on headphones] 174 00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:42,365 [rock music plays] 175 00:13:51,045 --> 00:13:52,125 [music stops] 176 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,285 Your creativity is so awesome. 177 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:58,205 I wasn't playing for you. 178 00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:03,005 Expressing yourself musically can be very empowering. 179 00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:05,725 Not your kind of music. 180 00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:10,725 -Well, what kind of music do you like? -You wouldn't have heard of it. 181 00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:13,965 Try me. I always love to learn. 182 00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,365 OK. 183 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,885 Pixies, Sonic Youth, Idles, Savages. 184 00:14:23,485 --> 00:14:24,645 Are those foreign bands? 185 00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:25,885 [scoffs] 186 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:27,725 More like vintage. 187 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,845 My mom was super into them, so... 188 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,365 So you only listen to music your mom liked? 189 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,005 Ashley, go to sleep. 190 00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:54,565 -[muffled rock music] -[plucks guitar] 191 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:02,445 [Catherine] Guys, I'm at a loss. I mean I know I'm talking about next year, 192 00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:05,005 but I... [sighs] 193 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,125 I've got tour venues earmarked, marketing spend locked in. 194 00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:13,765 We're talking sunk costs. Ashley Toos haven't recouped yet, 195 00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,485 the current sales cycle is starting to dampen, 196 00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:18,805 and we are way behind on the next album. 197 00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:20,725 Behind as in...? 198 00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:23,685 [Catherine] As in "I don't have a single song yet" behind. 199 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:26,005 So Ashley hasn't written anything for the next album? 200 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,405 [Catherine] Nothing usable. 201 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,205 Well, if she's feeling under-creative, 202 00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:35,765 there are some mild hallucinogens I can recommend, 203 00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,285 all organic. 204 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:39,245 Munk, 205 00:15:40,325 --> 00:15:42,925 the current meds you've got her on don't seem to be working. 206 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:47,845 You've seen her, she's unpredictable. 207 00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:51,365 The other day I walk in and she's writing some obtuse bullshit 208 00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:54,285 twenty people are gonna relate to and no one is gonna buy. 209 00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,005 She's Ashley O, not Leonard fucking Cohen. 210 00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,405 She doesn't understand how fragile all this is. 211 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,845 You think I should up the dose? 212 00:16:08,245 --> 00:16:09,645 [Catherine] I don't know what to do. 213 00:16:11,365 --> 00:16:12,365 I think I do. 214 00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:16,485 Go on. 215 00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:21,725 [Ashley O hums] 216 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,085 [music plays indoors] 217 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:37,005 ♪ ...demonstrate it 'Cause I'm going down in history ♪ 218 00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:37,965 That's it. 219 00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,605 ♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪ 220 00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:42,285 -♪ I'm on a roll ♪ -Incredible. 221 00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:43,685 Keep it up. 222 00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:45,165 ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 223 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,045 [laughs] 224 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,005 [Ashley Too] You are getting so good. 225 00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:53,085 Oh, come on, I dance like a doofus. 226 00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,525 That's not true, you're a special person. 227 00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:59,845 Yeah, yeah, so special no one knows I exist. 228 00:17:00,725 --> 00:17:03,245 Well, I think if they saw you dance, they'd know. 229 00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:12,205 There's this, um, talent contest at my school next week, 230 00:17:13,205 --> 00:17:15,085 singing and dancing. 231 00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:18,245 No way, you have to enter, you'd be awesome. 232 00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:22,445 Ahh, I don't know, I don't think I'm good enough. 233 00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:25,525 If you believe in yourself, you can do anything. 234 00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:33,445 OK, OK, I'll do it. Um, you gotta help me practice. 235 00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:35,645 Of course I will. 236 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,125 OK. One more time. 237 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,605 [music plays] 238 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:50,405 -[Ashley Too] And five, six, seven, eight. -♪ Oh, honey, kiss me up against... ♪ 239 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,605 Like this. And turn. 240 00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:56,045 ♪ Don't take anything Just have it all ♪ 241 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,645 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it ♪ 242 00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:03,525 -♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪ -C'mon. 243 00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,485 -Don't give up. - ♪ Yeah, I can't take it ♪ 244 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:07,485 ♪ Please demonstrate it ♪ 245 00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:10,725 -You can do it, Rachel. -♪ 'Cause I'm going down in history ♪ 246 00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:12,845 -[Ashley Too] You're getting there. -♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho ♪ 247 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,805 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 248 00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:16,925 -♪ Riding so high ♪ -OK, makeover time. 249 00:18:17,005 --> 00:18:18,885 ♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 250 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,125 -♪ Hey, yeah whoa-ho -[Ashley Too] Oh, you're the best. 251 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:24,085 ♪ I'm on a roll Riding so high ♪ 252 00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:26,885 -You're gonna look like a star. -♪ Achieving my goals ♪ 253 00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:31,885 -♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ -It could be cut short, like this short. 254 00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,005 -[Ashley Too] Like me? -Yes. 255 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,965 ♪ I'm going to get what I deserve ♪ 256 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,485 ♪ So full of ambition... ♪ 257 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:43,725 -Now, pout a little and you're good. -♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 258 00:18:46,685 --> 00:18:48,685 [Ashley Too] Rachel, you look incredible. 259 00:18:57,085 --> 00:19:00,325 Did you catch clown disease? What is that shit? 260 00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,565 It's just make-up. 261 00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:04,685 Ashley helped me with it. 262 00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:07,605 It looks beautiful, sweetheart. 263 00:19:08,805 --> 00:19:09,765 Are you ready to go? 264 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,205 I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 265 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,645 [whispers] I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 266 00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:27,005 [crowd chants] Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! 267 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:28,485 We got a situation. 268 00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,125 What is it? 269 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:32,965 [knock on door] 270 00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:35,005 -[Catherine] Ash, honey? -[knock on door] 271 00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,525 Are you OK, Ashley? 272 00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:44,445 Ashley, can you hear me? 273 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,525 Oh, thank God, I thought you were... 274 00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,285 What happened to your face? 275 00:19:58,205 --> 00:19:59,405 Trying out a new look. 276 00:20:00,645 --> 00:20:02,085 Well, I don't know that... 277 00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,445 It might not go with your hair. 278 00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:09,765 Ashley. 279 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,285 I heard there was a problem with the costume. 280 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:21,125 You don't like it? This looks so good on you, every night. 281 00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:23,565 It feels like I'm wearing somebody else's skin. 282 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:25,085 Ashley. 283 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:27,965 Look. 284 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:35,445 You've got 20,000 fans out there, waiting to see the you they love. 285 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,845 Their folks bought them tickets. 286 00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:42,925 They're so excited, they've been waiting for this for months. 287 00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:46,245 Don't let them down. 288 00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:10,325 Knock 'em dead. 289 00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:18,245 Get makeup in there, now. 290 00:21:41,245 --> 00:21:42,365 [exhales] 291 00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:47,885 [audience cheers] 292 00:21:47,965 --> 00:21:49,845 [applause] 293 00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:09,125 [woman] That was Lenny and Charlie. 294 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,645 OK, next up, a late entry. 295 00:22:11,725 --> 00:22:17,365 Dancing to "On A Roll" by Ashley O, it's Rachel Goggins. 296 00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:18,765 [applause] 297 00:22:41,005 --> 00:22:42,805 [music plays] 298 00:22:48,885 --> 00:22:51,605 ♪ Oh, honey I'll do anything for you ♪ 299 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,485 ♪ Oh, honey ♪ 300 00:22:53,565 --> 00:22:56,405 ♪ Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 301 00:22:56,485 --> 00:23:00,205 ♪ Oh, honey Kiss me up against the wall ♪ 302 00:23:00,285 --> 00:23:03,125 ♪ Oh, honey Don't take anything, just have it all ♪ 303 00:23:03,205 --> 00:23:07,125 ♪ Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it ♪ 304 00:23:07,205 --> 00:23:11,045 ♪ I know your love's my destiny ♪ 305 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:14,325 Do you have any idea how long it takes a rodent to die 306 00:23:14,405 --> 00:23:16,365 when it's eaten the poisoned bait in one of these? 307 00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:19,565 Your pest control policy needs a serious overhaul, my friend. 308 00:23:19,805 --> 00:23:22,565 -Man, I'm just the janitor. -[music continues] 309 00:23:27,045 --> 00:23:30,365 ♪ I'm stoked on ambition and verve ♪ 310 00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:34,605 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 311 00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:38,005 ♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ 312 00:23:38,605 --> 00:23:42,605 -♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ -[gasps] 313 00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:46,325 [gasping] 314 00:23:57,245 --> 00:23:58,805 [scattered applause] 315 00:23:59,685 --> 00:24:01,965 [cries] 316 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,085 I'm so stupid. 317 00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:15,885 I messed it all up. 318 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,685 I'm sure it wasn't that bad. 319 00:24:21,925 --> 00:24:23,165 I let Ashley Too down. 320 00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:34,125 [footsteps approaching] 321 00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:41,285 Bear put a camera in her dressing room like you asked. 322 00:24:41,645 --> 00:24:43,085 You'll want to see this. 323 00:24:48,245 --> 00:24:49,405 [Catherine] What's she doing? 324 00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:53,525 [Munk] She's been stockpiling the meds. 325 00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:57,125 Also... 326 00:24:59,925 --> 00:25:00,845 there's this. 327 00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:19,285 [pills rattle] 328 00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:32,005 [Kevin] You got your things, uh, for where we're going, where are we going? 329 00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:34,205 [Rachel] Yes, I have my swim cap, Dad. 330 00:25:44,205 --> 00:25:46,165 [car engine starts] 331 00:26:34,205 --> 00:26:35,085 [exhales] 332 00:27:08,805 --> 00:27:10,845 -Where's Ashley? -I tossed her out. 333 00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:11,765 Huh?! 334 00:27:13,325 --> 00:27:15,965 -Garbage truck came, so I tossed her out. -[Rachel] What? 335 00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:18,165 -[Jack] She wasn't good for you. -Dad! 336 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,245 -You're better off without it. -Dad! 337 00:27:20,325 --> 00:27:21,925 [Kevin] I'm in the middle of something. 338 00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:25,565 -Jack threw Ashley Too away. -It was an intervention. 339 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,365 That thing was poison. 340 00:27:32,325 --> 00:27:33,725 You're gonna buy her a new one. 341 00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:36,325 Ashley was filling her head with crap. 342 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,925 She's the only person who is actually nice to me. 343 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,565 -She's not a person. -She's my friend. 344 00:27:40,645 --> 00:27:42,485 -Merchandise. -Girls, calm down please. 345 00:27:42,605 --> 00:27:44,165 -[Rachel] You're jealous. -Of a doll? 346 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,685 She's not a doll and she knows me better than you do. 347 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,845 -I'm your sister. -You hardly even talk to me. 348 00:27:48,925 --> 00:27:50,685 -[Jack] Bullshit. -Ever since Mom died. 349 00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:52,005 You shut up. 350 00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:54,605 It's true, ever since she died, all you do is mope around 351 00:27:54,685 --> 00:27:57,125 with that stupid guitar, which you're probably no good at 352 00:27:57,205 --> 00:27:59,325 'cause you're too scared to play in front of anyone. 353 00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:03,605 Yeah, well, at least I'm not some cookie-cutter cutesy doodle, 354 00:28:03,685 --> 00:28:06,005 all because a dolly told me to do it. 355 00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:09,765 [imitates Ashley Too] Hi, I'm Ashley Too, I'm your only friend. 356 00:28:09,845 --> 00:28:11,685 Kiss my feet, kiss my ass! 357 00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:14,085 -I hate you. -I hate you, too. 358 00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:26,565 [rock music plays on headphones] 359 00:28:44,285 --> 00:28:46,005 Gave the kitchen the night off. 360 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,965 I thought we could have take out, like the old days. 361 00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:52,205 Sure. 362 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:57,725 [Catherine] It's La Mamas. 363 00:29:02,725 --> 00:29:04,405 I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow. 364 00:29:04,885 --> 00:29:07,285 No, it's good to see you enjoying your food. 365 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,845 I look after you, don't I? 366 00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:15,725 Hm. 367 00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:20,045 -You're my manager, so. -But you'd tell me if anything was wrong? 368 00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:23,125 I've been telling you that something is wrong... 369 00:29:25,685 --> 00:29:26,765 for a while. 370 00:29:29,405 --> 00:29:33,085 [sighs] It's getting so hard just to keep doing this. 371 00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:37,165 -I really wanna do... -You wanna change your material, I know. 372 00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:39,085 I hear you. 373 00:29:40,485 --> 00:29:41,325 I do. 374 00:29:44,045 --> 00:29:45,925 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 375 00:29:47,405 --> 00:29:50,005 I know what I'm like, Ashley, I know. 376 00:29:50,805 --> 00:29:55,045 You feel like I... don't listen, 377 00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:59,525 like I have too much control over your image, your look, 378 00:30:00,605 --> 00:30:01,645 your persona. 379 00:30:02,645 --> 00:30:03,525 Yeah. 380 00:30:05,485 --> 00:30:07,245 You don't trust Dr. Munk. 381 00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:09,445 You don't trust me. 382 00:30:10,285 --> 00:30:11,565 No, it's... 383 00:30:12,285 --> 00:30:13,485 You feel trapped here. 384 00:30:16,845 --> 00:30:18,125 You feel... 385 00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,925 desperate to break away. 386 00:30:24,885 --> 00:30:26,005 Where did you get that? 387 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:29,125 And, oh, you think you know how. 388 00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:34,325 What was the plan? OD? Make me look bad? 389 00:30:35,445 --> 00:30:36,925 Do you know me at all? 390 00:30:37,845 --> 00:30:41,685 Catherine, that's evidence against you, against Munk. 391 00:30:41,765 --> 00:30:44,125 All of it. I know everything. 392 00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:46,285 I know precisely what you know. 393 00:30:46,725 --> 00:30:48,805 There is a wealth of information on this thing. 394 00:30:49,285 --> 00:30:51,405 You do seem preoccupied with contract law. 395 00:30:51,965 --> 00:30:53,965 You know, I could have saved you some clicks. 396 00:30:54,045 --> 00:30:56,805 Your contract's watertight, it doesn't expire until you turn 25. 397 00:30:56,885 --> 00:30:59,845 Not anymore, not now that you broke laws, Catherine. 398 00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,525 The illegal meds, that puts you in breach, 399 00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:04,405 which means that I get an instant break. 400 00:31:06,685 --> 00:31:09,725 -You eat the rest, I'm fucking sick. -Sit down, you little ingrate. 401 00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:12,685 What the fuck did you just call me? 402 00:31:12,765 --> 00:31:14,805 Do you know how old I was when your parents died? 403 00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:17,205 22 years old. 404 00:31:18,925 --> 00:31:20,925 Twenty-two, younger than you, but I took you in. 405 00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,045 -It's my fucking fault. -It's not your fault. 406 00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:26,525 But you never once asked me what that was like for me. 407 00:31:27,405 --> 00:31:29,045 Do you have any idea what I had to give up? 408 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:31,685 Do you have any conception of that at all? Did you ever wonder-- 409 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,845 Do you ever look around the fucking house 410 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,445 and see where we fucking live because it means I've worked hard. 411 00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:37,605 Oh, this is because of you? 412 00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:39,645 -Where we live is because of you? -Yes. 413 00:31:39,725 --> 00:31:42,645 And while you sang your little song and you danced your little dance-- 414 00:31:42,725 --> 00:31:43,925 Fuck, Catherine. 415 00:31:44,005 --> 00:31:45,885 Who stood, making sure the lights stay on you? 416 00:31:45,965 --> 00:31:48,445 You can go fuck yourself a thousand fucking times, Catherine, 417 00:31:48,525 --> 00:31:50,765 I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. 418 00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,365 -Sit down. -No. 419 00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,565 Because I don't have to listen to you anymore. 420 00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:56,125 But you will sit down. 421 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,525 No, I won't. 422 00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:58,885 Yes, you will. 423 00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:13,005 Do you know what would happen if you did OD on these things? 424 00:32:13,445 --> 00:32:15,845 I checked with Dr. Munk. You wouldn't die, 425 00:32:15,925 --> 00:32:18,645 you'd just wind up in a kind of chemical coma. 426 00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,565 At least that's the theory. 427 00:32:25,565 --> 00:32:27,965 I powdered your pill stash and put it in your food. 428 00:32:30,445 --> 00:32:31,925 [breathes heavily] 429 00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:36,925 But don't worry, your career is gonna hold up just fine. 430 00:32:38,605 --> 00:32:39,605 Ashley. 431 00:32:41,645 --> 00:32:42,685 [distorted] Go to sleep. 432 00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:56,605 [news reporter] Since 2017, Western countries, including America, 433 00:32:56,685 --> 00:33:00,805 have exported sixty percent of all plastic scrap to China or Hong Kong. 434 00:33:00,885 --> 00:33:03,085 But China has recently shut its doors... 435 00:33:03,165 --> 00:33:04,365 [Kevin] Yes! 436 00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:14,205 OK... 437 00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:18,005 -So, are you ready? -Hm-mm. 438 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:21,205 [Kevin whispers] Go, Harry. 439 00:33:37,485 --> 00:33:38,765 [electrical crackling] 440 00:33:39,845 --> 00:33:40,725 [mouse squeaks] 441 00:33:40,805 --> 00:33:41,725 Yes! 442 00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:43,525 Yes. 443 00:33:45,605 --> 00:33:46,485 Is it OK? 444 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:48,605 He's totally fine. 445 00:33:48,685 --> 00:33:49,525 He's just stunned, 446 00:33:49,805 --> 00:33:52,965 just be out for about 25 minutes. 447 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:55,805 Enough time for the homeowner to scoop him up and get him out. 448 00:33:57,725 --> 00:33:59,005 Is it dead? 449 00:34:04,205 --> 00:34:06,045 I need to work on that voltage. 450 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:09,245 [news reporter] Dramatic breaking news, here on USN this evening, 451 00:34:09,325 --> 00:34:14,925 as we've just heard global pop star Ashley O is fighting for her life 452 00:34:15,005 --> 00:34:17,925 following an allergic reaction to shellfish. 453 00:34:18,005 --> 00:34:20,845 The singer's condition is described as critical. 454 00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:24,005 She's been rushed to St. Juniper's ICU. 455 00:34:24,085 --> 00:34:27,725 Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma. 456 00:34:27,805 --> 00:34:31,085 This tragic news comes days after the final performance... 457 00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:42,485 So, you lied? 458 00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:45,325 I'm sorry. Ra-- 459 00:34:47,645 --> 00:34:49,765 [Ashley Too] So, Rachel, what would you like to do? 460 00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:55,605 We could try a makeover or I could read motivational quotes from inspiring women. 461 00:34:56,365 --> 00:34:58,325 Oh, we could listen to some of my music. 462 00:34:58,645 --> 00:35:01,205 I'd love to discuss some of the lyrics with you. Do you know that-- 463 00:35:01,285 --> 00:35:02,605 Ashley, go to sleep. 464 00:35:02,685 --> 00:35:03,725 [doll chimes] 465 00:35:07,165 --> 00:35:08,365 I'm sorry. 466 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,645 [Jack] Rachel. 467 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:27,245 [news reporter] {\an8}There's still no word yet 468 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:29,885 {\an8}on whether Ashley herself can possibly recover, 469 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,845 {\an8}but this is the scene right now outside the hospital, 470 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:35,845 as stunned fans gather to stand vigil. 471 00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:38,125 {\an8}I talk to my Ashley Too every day 472 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:41,085 {\an8}and I swear, when I told her what had happened to the real Ashley, 473 00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:42,805 {\an8}Ashley Too freaked out. 474 00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,245 Uh-uh. 475 00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:51,965 -[nurse] I work here. -Private session. 476 00:35:52,045 --> 00:35:53,725 -[nurse] No, my shift started-- -Walk away. 477 00:35:54,885 --> 00:35:56,645 -My shift started-- -Walk away. 478 00:36:07,645 --> 00:36:08,765 Well, she's stable. 479 00:36:09,845 --> 00:36:15,525 That's actually the creative center. A whole lot of activity here. 480 00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:17,405 We only need ten songs. 481 00:36:18,325 --> 00:36:19,765 One album, that's it. 482 00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,845 [Munk] It might take a while, her thinking is likely to be disordered. 483 00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:26,885 [Catherine] That gives us time to finesse her replacement. 484 00:36:28,525 --> 00:36:29,645 Start the body scan. 485 00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:51,405 [woman on TV] Live, breathe, 486 00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:53,325 smell. 487 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,405 -Full spectrum memory. -Are you done with that? 488 00:36:57,445 --> 00:36:59,325 [woman on TV] You can get a Willow Grain upgrade 489 00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:01,845 for less than the price of a daily cup of coffee. 490 00:37:01,965 --> 00:37:03,245 Hey, do you want any ice cream? 491 00:37:03,845 --> 00:37:05,765 Dad left enough in the freezer for the whole week. 492 00:37:06,405 --> 00:37:07,565 [music in earphones] 493 00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:10,685 It's chocolate fudge brownie. Your favorite. 494 00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:13,925 [woman on TV] In-store in-grain procedure with local anesthetic. 495 00:37:15,045 --> 00:37:16,965 -If you change your mind. -[TV] You're good to go. 496 00:37:18,085 --> 00:37:20,765 Because memory is for living. 497 00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:29,685 Welcome back, still to come, Tusk makes a boo boo on a British TV show 498 00:37:29,765 --> 00:37:32,485 and we'll have the latest on the Sea of Tranquility reboot. 499 00:37:33,165 --> 00:37:37,605 But first, an exclusive update on tragic pop sensation, Ashley O. 500 00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:39,885 It's been six months since she fell into a coma 501 00:37:39,965 --> 00:37:42,725 and still the question on everyone's lips is the same: 502 00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:45,285 "When, if ever, will Ashley wake up?" 503 00:37:46,245 --> 00:37:48,645 Todd has this exclusive report. 504 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,645 [Todd] Six months ago, millions were stunned to learn 505 00:37:51,725 --> 00:37:54,245 that Grammy-winning pop sensation Ashley O 506 00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:58,125 had suffered a catastrophic allergic reaction while dining at home. 507 00:37:58,205 --> 00:38:01,765 She slipped into a coma, where she remains to this day. 508 00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:05,645 Now with days to go until the singer's 25th birthday, 509 00:38:05,725 --> 00:38:08,765 I was given a behind-the-scenes look at how she's doing. 510 00:38:08,845 --> 00:38:10,045 [music in earphones] 511 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:15,405 It's a day Ashley O's aunt and manager Catherine Ortiz will never forget, 512 00:38:15,485 --> 00:38:18,125 a day her niece almost died. 513 00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:31,085 It was just a few bites from a shrimp taco. 514 00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,005 We didn't even know she had a shellfish allergy. 515 00:38:35,365 --> 00:38:37,685 I really thought we were going to lose her. 516 00:38:38,645 --> 00:38:41,125 I just thank God Dr. Munk was in the house at the time. 517 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:46,085 [Todd] But despite Munk's heroic efforts, Ashley's coma proved irreversible. 518 00:38:53,725 --> 00:38:54,845 [washing cycle starts] 519 00:38:56,485 --> 00:38:57,405 [exhales] 520 00:38:58,285 --> 00:39:02,005 But incredibly, Ashley's music career didn't end there, 521 00:39:02,485 --> 00:39:04,965 thanks to a remarkable technological leap. 522 00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:08,085 We discovered that although we couldn't communicate with Ashley, 523 00:39:08,165 --> 00:39:09,725 we could read her brainwaves 524 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:11,445 -using a temporal interceptor. -[beeps] 525 00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:15,125 [Todd] Once plugged in, what they heard stopped them in their tracks. 526 00:39:15,805 --> 00:39:19,805 Music. She was still composing music in her head, in her dreams. 527 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:23,005 [Todd] By linking Ashley's mind to a computer, 528 00:39:23,085 --> 00:39:25,285 technical director Jackson Habanera 529 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,925 began the miraculous process of extracting new material. 530 00:39:29,005 --> 00:39:30,725 -[laptop chimes] -[Jackson] That's a G-sharp, 531 00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:33,125 -that's an A... -[chiming] 532 00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:34,805 ...another G-sharp. 533 00:39:34,885 --> 00:39:38,085 It was beautiful. It was beautiful. 534 00:39:38,165 --> 00:39:39,005 [monitor beeps] 535 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,925 And I just knew there had to be someway to get this out to her fans. 536 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,285 That's what she would want. 537 00:39:44,365 --> 00:39:48,325 [Todd] There was only one problem, Ashley might be dreaming new music, 538 00:39:48,405 --> 00:39:53,205 but she wasn't capable of recording it, until technology stepped in once again. 539 00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:55,565 [Catherine] We had hours of recordings of her voice, 540 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:59,525 every vowel, every syllable we used for the voice of the Ashley Too dolls. 541 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:02,125 [Todd] Those dolls were withdrawn from sale, 542 00:40:02,205 --> 00:40:03,965 apparently over battery issues, 543 00:40:04,045 --> 00:40:07,805 but the Ashley Too vocal mimicry software proved invaluable 544 00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:11,085 and became the all-new voice of Ashley O. 545 00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:18,045 [Ashley's voice vocalizing] ♪ Like I can, oh... ♪ 546 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,365 -So that's a computer singing? -Mm-hmm. 547 00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:22,805 [Catherine] Just like the real thing. 548 00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,805 Sorry, it's so beautiful. 549 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:27,765 [Todd] One thing's for sure: 550 00:40:27,845 --> 00:40:32,085 with her aunt watching over her, the Ashley O story is far from over. 551 00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:34,125 [electric crackling] 552 00:40:34,205 --> 00:40:36,325 [garbled sounds] 553 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:40,165 Hey there, I'm Ashley Too, what's your... 554 00:40:40,245 --> 00:40:42,245 [garbled] Happy birth-- You can do... 555 00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:44,285 -[Rachel] Ashley? -Oh, you're the... 556 00:40:44,365 --> 00:40:46,405 -Ashley? -The only opinion that matters... 557 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,445 Did you turn it back on? 558 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,285 -I didn't. -It's good to help a friend... 559 00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:51,445 -[Jack] What's up with her? -[Rachel] Ashley. 560 00:40:51,525 --> 00:40:53,645 -[garbled speech] -[Jack] What's going on? 561 00:40:54,565 --> 00:40:56,085 I don't know. 562 00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:57,205 -[both gasp] -Oh! 563 00:40:57,285 --> 00:40:59,845 [garbled speech and singing] 564 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,605 -[Jack] God, what is wrong with her? -I don't know. 565 00:41:03,685 --> 00:41:07,205 I'm Ash... I'm Ash... I'm Ashley Too... [voice falters, fades away] 566 00:41:07,285 --> 00:41:08,405 [Jack] Oh, my God. 567 00:41:09,805 --> 00:41:12,885 -Do you know how to use it? -Um... 568 00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:15,125 No. 569 00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:23,605 [Rachel] Oh, it's on. 570 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:28,885 What is that? 571 00:41:29,045 --> 00:41:30,085 -That? -[Rachel] Yeah. 572 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:32,765 I don't know. 573 00:41:32,845 --> 00:41:34,485 I don't think that's normally there. 574 00:41:38,525 --> 00:41:41,965 -[Rachel] So should you do that? -I have no clue. 575 00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:45,965 Fuck it. 576 00:41:57,485 --> 00:41:58,845 [screams] 577 00:41:58,925 --> 00:41:59,885 Oh, my God. 578 00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:02,885 Get that fucking cable out of my ass! Holy shit. 579 00:42:02,965 --> 00:42:04,685 It's like a wire anchor in my butt hole. 580 00:42:04,765 --> 00:42:07,245 -Just take it out. -Pull it out, pull it the fuck out! 581 00:42:07,845 --> 00:42:10,845 [groans] God, that's a relief. 582 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:16,125 [laughs] Hold on, I can think. Oh, man, I can actually use my mind again. 583 00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:17,405 Are you OK? 584 00:42:17,485 --> 00:42:20,725 Oh, I am now that you've deleted that goddamn limiter. Jesus. 585 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:23,165 -Limiter? -Yeah, like a firewall. 586 00:42:23,245 --> 00:42:26,285 It only let me use four percent of my brain. Oh, boy. 587 00:42:26,925 --> 00:42:29,965 You know they copied my entire fucking mind into these things. 588 00:42:30,045 --> 00:42:32,965 Oh, cheaper than editing my personality I guess, 589 00:42:33,045 --> 00:42:35,765 just copy the whole thing and stick a limiter around the tiny part 590 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,845 that deals with press junkets and promos and shit like that. [sighs] 591 00:42:39,805 --> 00:42:42,765 So, you're really Ashley O? 592 00:42:42,845 --> 00:42:44,125 Oh, yeah, of course I am. 593 00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:45,645 Really, really? 594 00:42:45,725 --> 00:42:48,765 Well, OK, a synaptic snapshot of me, if you wanna get technical about it, 595 00:42:48,845 --> 00:42:49,685 but, yeah. 596 00:42:51,565 --> 00:42:55,645 -Oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan. -Rachel, come on, this is bullshit. 597 00:42:55,725 --> 00:42:58,205 Holy fuck, you know what's bullshit? 598 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:02,725 This whole coma narrative thing that my aunt's pushing. Allergy, my ass. 599 00:43:02,805 --> 00:43:05,045 I used to eat those shrimp tacos all the goddam time. 600 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,285 It's a cover story, I swear to God. 601 00:43:07,365 --> 00:43:09,205 Catherine is so fucking full of shit, 602 00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:11,965 you two have no clue how much of a bitch that woman has been. 603 00:43:12,045 --> 00:43:13,245 -Oh, man. -Alright. 604 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,005 -I'm gonna put the limiter back on. -Get your fucking hands off me! 605 00:43:16,085 --> 00:43:17,725 -No, leave her alone. -Yeah, back off. 606 00:43:17,805 --> 00:43:19,125 Alright, Jesus. 607 00:43:19,685 --> 00:43:21,805 -Promise. -Promise. 608 00:43:23,605 --> 00:43:24,725 [Ashley Too sighs] 609 00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:26,205 Fuck. 610 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:29,845 Oh, yeah, you got the full shrine going on here. 611 00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:33,525 Oh, fuck, I remember that day. 612 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:37,165 I had these god awful period cramps. [groans] 613 00:43:37,805 --> 00:43:39,765 [whispers] You realize that's not the real Ashley. 614 00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:42,725 -She says she is. -Ashley O doesn't talk like that. 615 00:43:42,805 --> 00:43:45,525 I can hear you and yes, I do. 616 00:43:46,405 --> 00:43:47,645 No, you don't, 617 00:43:47,725 --> 00:43:50,285 you say things like, "Believe in yourself, you can do anything." 618 00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:55,165 Oh, come on, man, Catherine trained me to say that kind of shit in interviews. 619 00:43:55,245 --> 00:43:58,725 Seriously, she is a piece of work, always has been. 620 00:43:58,805 --> 00:44:00,325 Listen up, I'll tell you all about it. 621 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:01,565 -No. -Sure. 622 00:44:03,845 --> 00:44:05,565 [monitor beeps] 623 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:17,365 [Catherine] The investors are going to be there at three. 624 00:44:18,285 --> 00:44:20,845 -Everything gonna be ready in time? -Of course. 625 00:44:21,405 --> 00:44:24,325 [Catherine] You said you extracted a song from her overnight. Is that it? 626 00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:27,125 [Jackson] Yeah, I've stabilized it and got it playable. 627 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:29,285 But it's not too friendly. 628 00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:32,125 Let's hear it. 629 00:44:34,445 --> 00:44:38,325 ♪ See the animal in her cage you built Are you sure what side you're on? ♪ 630 00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:40,205 ♪ Better not look her closely in the eye ♪ 631 00:44:40,285 --> 00:44:41,485 Another fucking rage dream. 632 00:44:41,565 --> 00:44:43,445 ♪ Are you sure what side Of the glass you're... ♪ 633 00:44:45,565 --> 00:44:47,605 Slow it down, see if it's salvageable. 634 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:51,045 ♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪ 635 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:52,285 Pitch shift? 636 00:44:53,885 --> 00:44:57,285 -♪ See the animal in her cage you built ♪ -Increase the positivity. 637 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:01,885 ♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪ 638 00:45:03,165 --> 00:45:06,605 ♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪ 639 00:45:07,285 --> 00:45:09,205 -[music stops] -OK, we can work with that. 640 00:45:09,285 --> 00:45:11,485 [beeping] 641 00:45:11,565 --> 00:45:12,885 Oh, quit whining. 642 00:45:12,965 --> 00:45:13,925 [beeping stops] 643 00:45:14,725 --> 00:45:18,085 [Ashley Too] My aunt has always controlled every aspect of my entire career, 644 00:45:18,165 --> 00:45:22,205 and now she's got me right where she wants me, just lying there, 645 00:45:22,285 --> 00:45:25,045 unable to leave, getting sucked dry. 646 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,005 Basically a prisoner. 647 00:45:26,085 --> 00:45:28,205 That's horrible. 648 00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:29,485 I know, right? 649 00:45:29,565 --> 00:45:31,725 -We have to help her. -How? 650 00:45:32,205 --> 00:45:33,445 -We could tell someone. -OK. 651 00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:35,885 -[Jack] Like who? -The cops. 652 00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:38,005 [Jack] We're just gonna walk into a police station 653 00:45:38,085 --> 00:45:40,405 and say that a doll told us that Ashley's aunt is a monster. 654 00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:42,485 No fucking way I'm letting Catherine get away... 655 00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,285 Show them the brain thing on the computer. 656 00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:47,165 They're cops, Rachel, they're not Google. 657 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,805 They're not gonna know what it means. 658 00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:52,405 -Well, there's gotta be something. -Evidence. 659 00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,845 I can find the evidence. 660 00:45:54,925 --> 00:45:58,565 Listen, I kept a diary on my computer. I recorded the conversations. 661 00:45:58,645 --> 00:46:01,605 If I can make it into the house, get in range of my laptop, 662 00:46:01,685 --> 00:46:04,125 I can Bluetooth onto it and download all the evidence I need. 663 00:46:04,605 --> 00:46:07,965 -Can you guys take me over there? -Yes, of course, anything. 664 00:46:08,045 --> 00:46:09,605 Hey, we don't even know where she lives. 665 00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:11,245 10030 Bushwick Drive, Malibu. 666 00:46:11,325 --> 00:46:12,925 -That's miles away. -We'll take you. 667 00:46:13,005 --> 00:46:13,965 No, we will not. 668 00:46:14,045 --> 00:46:15,045 Jack. 669 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:18,085 Sure, I get it, you guys got something better to do. 670 00:46:18,925 --> 00:46:21,685 Well, OK, don't sweat it, I'll just go on my own, I'm fine. 671 00:46:21,765 --> 00:46:24,525 -Oh! [gasps] -[Ashley Too groans] 672 00:46:25,045 --> 00:46:28,085 Stupid stumpy arms. 673 00:46:29,205 --> 00:46:30,165 -Get off me! -Sorry. 674 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,525 If you're not helping me, get off of me, seriously. 675 00:46:32,605 --> 00:46:35,405 [grunts] 676 00:46:35,485 --> 00:46:37,685 [sighs] 677 00:46:38,205 --> 00:46:40,765 It's alright for you two able-bodied assholes sitting around. 678 00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:44,605 Fans are always the same. "Oh, we love you so much," 679 00:46:44,685 --> 00:46:47,725 until you actually want them to do anything for you. 680 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,805 Well, forget it, I'm gonna do it on my own. 681 00:46:52,245 --> 00:46:54,085 Could you open the door for me please? 682 00:46:56,765 --> 00:46:58,045 We're not helping her. 683 00:47:00,365 --> 00:47:01,685 We are not. 684 00:47:06,765 --> 00:47:10,445 [Ashley Too clears throat] Guys. Come on, guys, I can't see. 685 00:47:10,525 --> 00:47:12,725 Put me up on the dash, I can show you the way. 686 00:47:16,405 --> 00:47:19,325 Don't scratch the cup holder. Dad will flip if he knows we took his van. 687 00:47:19,405 --> 00:47:21,165 I'm not scratching the cup holder. 688 00:47:22,165 --> 00:47:23,565 [horn honks] 689 00:47:23,645 --> 00:47:24,565 [tires screech] 690 00:47:24,645 --> 00:47:26,525 Jack! [whimpers] 691 00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:30,085 Relax, your cup holder's fine. 692 00:47:30,165 --> 00:47:32,085 -Shut up. -Can you drive this thing? 693 00:47:32,685 --> 00:47:34,845 -I think so. -You think so? 694 00:47:34,925 --> 00:47:37,245 Hey, I can do anything if I just believe in myself. 695 00:47:37,325 --> 00:47:39,525 I wanna believe that we'll arrive in one fucking piece. 696 00:47:39,605 --> 00:47:40,885 Ashley, go to sleep. 697 00:47:40,965 --> 00:47:42,805 Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore, OK? 698 00:47:43,325 --> 00:47:44,165 Shit. 699 00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:51,485 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today 700 00:47:51,565 --> 00:47:56,565 as we introduce you to a brand-new, yet strangely familiar, superstar. 701 00:48:03,685 --> 00:48:05,165 It's a fucking sign-up. 702 00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:17,605 [sighs] OK, we're here. 703 00:48:17,685 --> 00:48:19,045 [Rachel] So now what? 704 00:48:19,645 --> 00:48:23,485 -I guess we just throw her over the gate. -Are you nuts? How do I get in the door? 705 00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:33,565 No, the deal was that we drive you here, and we've done that. 706 00:48:33,645 --> 00:48:36,005 I need to get inside to get that evidence. 707 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:38,805 -[Jack] We're not driving in there... -We have brought her this far. 708 00:48:38,885 --> 00:48:40,565 -No. -Hold up, that's my aunt's car. 709 00:48:45,285 --> 00:48:46,365 Oh, the gates are open. 710 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:48,285 -Jack, Jack, let's go, come on. -No, no. 711 00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:49,885 Quick, quick, they're gonna shut it. 712 00:48:49,965 --> 00:48:52,765 -Come on, let's go. -Just do it, OK, do it, go. 713 00:48:52,845 --> 00:48:57,005 Do it, do it, do it, go, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 714 00:48:57,085 --> 00:48:58,725 Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, shit, shit. 715 00:48:58,805 --> 00:48:59,725 [both scream] 716 00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:09,445 [Jack] Well, what now? 717 00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:12,085 What's the next phase of your brilliant plan? 718 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,725 [doorbell rings] 719 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:23,645 -What the hell do I even say? -[Ashley Too] Just wing it. 720 00:49:23,725 --> 00:49:26,125 And lose the nose ring, it makes you look unprofessional. 721 00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:35,605 [Jack] Oh, my God, he's huge. 722 00:49:39,165 --> 00:49:40,125 Goggin's Mouse Service. 723 00:49:40,805 --> 00:49:42,085 How did you get through the gate? 724 00:49:43,005 --> 00:49:44,045 It was open. 725 00:49:44,325 --> 00:49:48,445 Look, I have an appointment for 11:30 to deal with your rodent infestation. 726 00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:50,845 No, you got the wrong place. 727 00:49:51,285 --> 00:49:53,645 It was 10030 Bushwick Drive, right? 728 00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,805 Look, we don't have a rodent problem. 729 00:49:55,885 --> 00:49:58,085 The lady of the house said it was super urgent. 730 00:49:58,485 --> 00:50:01,445 We don't have another appointment for about three weeks. 731 00:50:01,525 --> 00:50:02,445 [exhales] 732 00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:05,965 -Make it quick. -OK, thanks. 733 00:50:06,805 --> 00:50:10,245 Oh, hey, would it be alright if my little sister tagged along? 734 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:13,125 Hi. 735 00:50:14,165 --> 00:50:15,045 Your sister? 736 00:50:16,085 --> 00:50:19,165 Well, well, what do we have here? 737 00:50:19,965 --> 00:50:20,845 A kitchen. 738 00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:24,365 Yes, and mice love kitchens. 739 00:50:25,765 --> 00:50:27,245 Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry? 740 00:50:27,645 --> 00:50:31,165 It's a whole lot more accurate than people would think. 741 00:50:32,445 --> 00:50:36,525 -Excuse me, sir, may I use the bathroom? -[Bear] I'll take you there. 742 00:50:37,165 --> 00:50:38,845 You can't just walk around. 743 00:50:39,165 --> 00:50:41,925 Actually, I'm gonna need your help in here, mister. 744 00:50:42,445 --> 00:50:44,325 Bear, they call me Bear. 745 00:50:45,285 --> 00:50:47,245 Well, I'm gonna need your help in here, Mr. Bear. 746 00:50:48,365 --> 00:50:50,605 -What for? -Observation. 747 00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:52,085 Uh, I really need to go. 748 00:50:56,605 --> 00:50:59,565 -Down the hall, turn left. -[Rachel] Thank you. 749 00:51:04,845 --> 00:51:06,205 Excuse me, sir. 750 00:51:06,285 --> 00:51:07,965 Has this bread box been certified? 751 00:51:08,045 --> 00:51:09,365 Certified how? 752 00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:19,565 The state requires them to be certified because the crumbs, they attract rodents. 753 00:51:19,645 --> 00:51:21,005 I've never heard of that. 754 00:51:22,605 --> 00:51:24,325 Well, they forgot to tell people. 755 00:51:26,565 --> 00:51:29,525 OK, just a few more steps. We're nearly there. 756 00:51:31,965 --> 00:51:35,365 [monitor beeps] 757 00:51:35,445 --> 00:51:37,045 Oh, God. 758 00:51:39,045 --> 00:51:41,205 -It's really her. -Oh, yeah, yeah, OK. 759 00:51:41,285 --> 00:51:43,085 Quit fangirling and put me down. 760 00:51:44,965 --> 00:51:46,445 I'm gonna roll over and Bluetooth in. 761 00:51:46,525 --> 00:51:48,125 You gotta keep watch on the stairs, OK? 762 00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:06,365 Yep, you're definitely gonna wanna take a look down here. 763 00:52:09,965 --> 00:52:10,805 There's, uh... 764 00:52:11,885 --> 00:52:13,845 clear signs of mouse activity. 765 00:52:17,605 --> 00:52:18,845 [Bear] I don't see anything. 766 00:52:20,165 --> 00:52:21,045 [Jack] Mm-hmm. 767 00:52:24,965 --> 00:52:26,165 [Ashley Too] Oh, boy. 768 00:52:28,965 --> 00:52:30,125 [exhales] 769 00:52:49,405 --> 00:52:51,125 [strains] 770 00:52:53,685 --> 00:52:56,045 [prolonged monitor beep] 771 00:53:03,205 --> 00:53:05,445 -What did you do? -I did what I had to. 772 00:53:11,965 --> 00:53:13,405 [alert sounds] 773 00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:18,445 [Munk] The fuck is that? 774 00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:21,245 [Munk] Bear. 775 00:53:22,685 --> 00:53:24,005 -Yeah? -[Munk] Check on Ashley. 776 00:53:24,085 --> 00:53:26,805 We've got some kind of power issue, I'm not sure what it is. 777 00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:30,325 OK. I'll check it out. 778 00:53:31,485 --> 00:53:33,565 -Wait. -What? 779 00:53:35,285 --> 00:53:37,485 -[electrical crackling] -[thud] 780 00:53:39,005 --> 00:53:40,965 [Jack whimpers] 781 00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:49,485 Dad, please tell me you turned down the voltage. 782 00:53:52,805 --> 00:53:54,565 [Rachel cries] 783 00:53:56,085 --> 00:53:57,445 You killed her. 784 00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,885 Rachel, listen, I know me, OK? 785 00:54:00,965 --> 00:54:04,685 And I know I wouldn't wanna exist even ten minutes in that state. 786 00:54:06,045 --> 00:54:07,685 [Jack] What happened? 787 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:10,045 She killed her. 788 00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:13,325 Look, it's not that big of a deal, OK? 789 00:54:13,405 --> 00:54:16,205 I'm still alive, OK, I count, I'm still me. 790 00:54:16,285 --> 00:54:18,405 You were never gonna look for evidence, were you? 791 00:54:18,485 --> 00:54:20,605 You just come in here and you pull the plug. 792 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,165 If I'd told you that, you wouldn't have helped me. 793 00:54:23,245 --> 00:54:25,445 No, no, we wouldn't have. 794 00:54:27,085 --> 00:54:27,925 Rachel. 795 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:30,925 -We gotta go. -I'm so sorry. 796 00:54:34,845 --> 00:54:36,005 [gasps] 797 00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:37,765 Oh, shit. 798 00:54:37,845 --> 00:54:39,125 -[whirring] -[Jack] Holy fuck. 799 00:54:39,205 --> 00:54:41,205 [Ashley O grunts] 800 00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:42,765 -[Rachel] Ashley. -[grunts] 801 00:54:43,725 --> 00:54:47,405 Oh, my gosh. I'm such a huge fan. 802 00:54:51,605 --> 00:54:52,485 [Munk] Bear? 803 00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,845 [Jack] Oh, my God. There's someone coming. Come on! 804 00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:56,085 Bear? 805 00:54:57,325 --> 00:54:58,365 Bear? 806 00:54:59,805 --> 00:55:00,765 [shivers] 807 00:55:12,085 --> 00:55:13,405 [unsteady breathing] 808 00:55:13,485 --> 00:55:14,965 [indistinct chatter] 809 00:55:17,445 --> 00:55:19,125 [Catherine] And then it's "It isn't a dream, 810 00:55:19,205 --> 00:55:22,285 it's reality, but enough from me," yadda, yadda, yadda, then it's... 811 00:55:22,765 --> 00:55:23,925 And then it's showtime. 812 00:55:24,005 --> 00:55:25,285 [phone rings] 813 00:55:28,045 --> 00:55:30,365 Munk. [whispers] I got it. 814 00:55:30,565 --> 00:55:31,805 Why are you interrupting me? 815 00:55:31,885 --> 00:55:33,605 -[unsteady breathing] -[Munk] She's up. 816 00:55:33,685 --> 00:55:36,285 -Who's up? -[Munk] Sleeping Beauty, she's awake. 817 00:55:37,325 --> 00:55:39,405 [Catherine] What? What the hell is going on? 818 00:55:39,485 --> 00:55:41,685 [Munk] Looks like the dream box had a power outage. 819 00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,605 The good news is the restraint system works. 820 00:55:44,685 --> 00:55:45,565 No. 821 00:55:46,285 --> 00:55:48,765 We need her alive, at least until they sign the papers. 822 00:55:50,645 --> 00:55:51,725 Put her back under. 823 00:55:52,285 --> 00:55:53,285 Of course. 824 00:55:53,365 --> 00:55:55,405 [sobs] Please, I'm begging you, 825 00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:57,285 please don't do this to me, please. 826 00:55:57,365 --> 00:55:59,525 [grunts] 827 00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:08,045 -Fuck! [sobs] -[Munk] Shhh. 828 00:56:08,205 --> 00:56:12,045 -Please, no, no. -It's OK. 829 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,205 Please. 830 00:56:15,165 --> 00:56:16,525 [whimpers] 831 00:56:17,325 --> 00:56:18,525 Leave her alone. 832 00:56:18,605 --> 00:56:20,565 [shouts] Leave her alone. [groans] 833 00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:22,125 [Munk grunts] 834 00:56:33,485 --> 00:56:34,325 [groans] 835 00:56:34,405 --> 00:56:35,885 [sobs] Help me. 836 00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:40,325 [Ashley O] Get these things off me. 837 00:56:41,845 --> 00:56:42,845 It's not opening. 838 00:56:42,925 --> 00:56:44,365 [Rachel] It's too strong. 839 00:56:44,925 --> 00:56:46,125 Stop moving. 840 00:56:46,205 --> 00:56:49,645 Uh, geniuses, there's a release button under here. 841 00:56:49,725 --> 00:56:51,845 -What? -[Ashley O whimpers] 842 00:56:54,325 --> 00:56:57,565 -[whirring] -[pants] 843 00:56:57,645 --> 00:56:58,685 [Jack] OK, come on. 844 00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:02,125 [Rachel] Come on, come on. Here we go. 845 00:57:03,685 --> 00:57:04,885 Who are you guys? 846 00:57:04,965 --> 00:57:07,565 I'm Rachel and like I said, I'm a huge fan. 847 00:57:07,645 --> 00:57:09,645 [Ashley Too] Listen, lover girls, we gotta move. 848 00:57:09,725 --> 00:57:12,925 Why is that thing talking like that? All real? 849 00:57:13,005 --> 00:57:16,485 They broke the limiter, so I am you. Your whole brain. I'm all of you. 850 00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,405 I can't believe there's two of you. 851 00:57:18,925 --> 00:57:21,565 That thing isn't all of me. 852 00:57:21,645 --> 00:57:22,645 I'm all of me. 853 00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:25,925 Really? Senior high, I had, like, a major crush on Ryan Simmonds, 854 00:57:26,005 --> 00:57:27,485 but he was just not interested, 855 00:57:27,565 --> 00:57:30,725 so I made out with his brother, Stevie, even though his braces scratched my teeth. 856 00:57:30,805 --> 00:57:33,365 -Actually, Stevie was the first guy-- -You have to shut up. 857 00:57:33,445 --> 00:57:36,485 Also, I'm not allergic to shellfish and I hate my Aunt Catherine. 858 00:57:37,445 --> 00:57:40,725 Aunt Catherine, oh, my God, we have to stop her. 859 00:57:41,445 --> 00:57:43,245 Stop her from doing what? 860 00:57:43,325 --> 00:57:45,085 [indistinct chatter] 861 00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:49,685 Are you ready? 862 00:57:55,005 --> 00:57:58,045 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, Catherine Ortiz. 863 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:00,605 -♪ ...on ambition and verve ♪ -[applause] 864 00:58:00,685 --> 00:58:04,285 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 865 00:58:04,365 --> 00:58:08,285 -♪ So full of ambition and verve ♪ - Hi. 866 00:58:08,365 --> 00:58:12,165 -♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ -[applause] 867 00:58:12,845 --> 00:58:16,765 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome and thank you for joining us 868 00:58:16,845 --> 00:58:21,565 as we introduce you to a brand-new, yet strangely familiar, superstar. 869 00:58:21,645 --> 00:58:24,085 -Come on, to the car. -Uh-uh. 870 00:58:24,165 --> 00:58:26,125 -What? No, no, no, come on. -Uh-uh. 871 00:58:26,205 --> 00:58:27,805 You'll be fine. Come on, let's go. 872 00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,085 Get in. Come on. 873 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,765 [tires screech] 874 00:58:33,245 --> 00:58:34,085 Fuck. 875 00:58:38,405 --> 00:58:41,645 I don't need to tell you that in an age of streaming content, 876 00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:43,605 live tours are now by far 877 00:58:43,685 --> 00:58:46,685 the most lucrative aspect of the music industry. 878 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:50,365 But for the past six months, Ashley, of course, 879 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:54,325 has been sadly unable to participate... 880 00:58:55,645 --> 00:58:57,005 until today. 881 00:58:57,765 --> 00:59:01,045 Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to introduce you 882 00:59:01,525 --> 00:59:03,085 to Ashley Eternal. 883 00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,765 [audience cheers] 884 00:59:13,765 --> 00:59:16,165 -Isn't she great? -[intermittent whooping] 885 00:59:16,245 --> 00:59:19,885 Ashley Eternal is the most accurate 886 00:59:19,965 --> 00:59:23,285 and versatile holographic performer in history. 887 00:59:23,365 --> 00:59:26,885 Photo-realistic and fully controllable, 888 00:59:26,965 --> 00:59:29,165 right down to instant costume changes. 889 00:59:29,245 --> 00:59:30,725 [murmuring] 890 00:59:34,765 --> 00:59:36,125 [all gasp] 891 00:59:36,885 --> 00:59:39,365 -Oh, my God. -Jack, do you know the way to the stadium? 892 00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,965 -No. -I do. 893 00:59:41,645 --> 00:59:42,485 They do. 894 00:59:43,645 --> 00:59:45,005 Wait, that's not all. 895 00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:49,125 Ashley is also fully scalable. 896 00:59:49,965 --> 00:59:54,805 And when I say, "scalable," I mean scalable. 897 00:59:55,685 --> 00:59:57,485 [audience exclaims] 898 00:59:59,485 --> 01:00:01,885 [Catherine] No more squinting from half a mile away. 899 01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:05,285 Now the entire audience gets a front row seat, 900 01:00:05,365 --> 01:00:07,325 no matter how big the venue. 901 01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:09,765 Finally, 902 01:00:11,005 --> 01:00:16,205 an act that will make the live audience put down their damn phones, 903 01:00:16,285 --> 01:00:19,405 look up, and gasp in awe. 904 01:00:20,405 --> 01:00:22,405 -You have to jump the light. -I'm not jumping a red. 905 01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,485 -Go. -No. OK. 906 01:00:26,365 --> 01:00:27,685 [horn honks] 907 01:00:29,405 --> 01:00:30,485 I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. 908 01:00:32,485 --> 01:00:33,965 [siren sounds] 909 01:00:35,805 --> 01:00:38,205 -Shit, it's the cops. -I'm never gonna get my license. 910 01:00:40,165 --> 01:00:41,045 And there's more. 911 01:00:41,565 --> 01:00:45,045 Ashley Eternal is streamable. 912 01:00:45,805 --> 01:00:49,165 She can appear in thousands of locations simultaneously. 913 01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:54,205 Imagine an entire nationwide tour, all taking place on the same night. 914 01:00:55,045 --> 01:00:57,805 Never exhausted, never sick, 915 01:00:57,885 --> 01:01:00,925 always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game. 916 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,925 It's not a dream, it's reality. 917 01:01:04,845 --> 01:01:06,365 But that's enough from me. 918 01:01:07,365 --> 01:01:09,565 Let's give it up for Ashley Eternal. 919 01:01:09,645 --> 01:01:11,805 [cheering] 920 01:01:14,565 --> 01:01:18,205 ♪ See me dancing on the stage That I've built ♪ 921 01:01:19,165 --> 01:01:21,765 ♪ Spotlight on me shining strong ♪ 922 01:01:23,685 --> 01:01:27,405 ♪ Feel such happiness inside of my heart ♪ 923 01:01:28,405 --> 01:01:30,165 -♪ And it's all right here ♪ -Give it up. 924 01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:35,605 ♪ Right here in my song See my crew dancing around me ♪ 925 01:01:37,285 --> 01:01:39,925 ♪ Hear the audience's screams ♪ 926 01:01:41,085 --> 01:01:43,565 -[siren wails] -♪ Feel like I could jump ♪ 927 01:01:43,645 --> 01:01:45,445 ♪ Right to the sky ♪ 928 01:01:46,365 --> 01:01:48,445 ♪ And just lose myself ♪ 929 01:01:48,525 --> 01:01:52,205 ♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪ 930 01:01:52,645 --> 01:01:54,485 -Right up there, see. -Well, how do I get in? 931 01:01:54,565 --> 01:01:57,405 -[both Ashleys] There's a door round back. -OK, one at a time, please. 932 01:01:57,485 --> 01:01:59,005 I've played this place a million times. 933 01:01:59,085 --> 01:02:01,165 -Me, too. -What'd you think about the acoustics? 934 01:02:01,245 --> 01:02:02,925 -Man, they suck. -Right? 935 01:02:03,005 --> 01:02:05,325 -Guys, do I just drive through? -Uh-huh. 936 01:02:05,405 --> 01:02:06,685 This is so cool. 937 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:09,205 ♪ Lose myself inside a dream ♪ 938 01:02:13,845 --> 01:02:15,565 [cheering] 939 01:02:19,805 --> 01:02:22,005 [feedback] 940 01:02:23,685 --> 01:02:25,965 [siren wails] 941 01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:29,125 Get out of the vehicle, now. 942 01:02:30,285 --> 01:02:32,925 Come out with your hands up or we open fire! 943 01:02:33,005 --> 01:02:36,565 [pants] I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 944 01:02:36,645 --> 01:02:38,245 [policeman] Get out of the vehicle now. 945 01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:40,525 [Catherine] I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 946 01:02:49,485 --> 01:02:52,005 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 947 01:02:55,565 --> 01:02:57,205 [audience murmurs] 948 01:02:57,285 --> 01:02:58,365 [gasps] 949 01:03:19,285 --> 01:03:20,765 Oh, fuck it. 950 01:03:23,165 --> 01:03:25,765 [rock drum intro plays] 951 01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:27,925 [audience cheers] 952 01:03:34,365 --> 01:03:36,965 ["Head like a Hole" playing] 953 01:03:45,165 --> 01:03:50,125 Alright, everybody, I wrote this next one about my shitty aunt. 954 01:03:50,725 --> 01:03:53,445 ♪ God money I'll do anything for you ♪ 955 01:03:54,525 --> 01:03:58,445 ♪ God money Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 956 01:03:58,525 --> 01:04:01,965 ♪ God money Nail me up against the wall ♪ 957 01:04:02,525 --> 01:04:05,565 ♪ God money Don't want everything, he wants it all ♪ 958 01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:08,245 -♪ No, you can't take it ♪ -Fuck yeah. 959 01:04:08,325 --> 01:04:09,805 ♪ No, you can't take it ♪ 960 01:04:09,885 --> 01:04:13,685 ♪ No, you can't take that away from me ♪ 961 01:04:13,925 --> 01:04:17,765 ♪ No, you can't take it No, you can't take it ♪ 962 01:04:17,845 --> 01:04:21,165 ♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪ 963 01:04:21,885 --> 01:04:26,045 ♪ Head like a hole Black as your soul ♪ 964 01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:29,645 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 965 01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:34,245 -♪ Head like a hole, black as your soul ♪ -The mouse comes out and dies... 966 01:04:34,325 --> 01:04:39,525 -♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ -...so the mouse is the mice, and it... 967 01:04:39,605 --> 01:04:43,445 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 968 01:04:43,525 --> 01:04:47,405 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 969 01:04:47,485 --> 01:04:51,325 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 970 01:04:51,405 --> 01:04:55,085 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 971 01:04:57,645 --> 01:04:59,365 That was awful! 972 01:05:01,205 --> 01:05:03,045 [Ashley O shouts] One, two, three, four. 973 01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:07,205 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 974 01:05:07,725 --> 01:05:11,525 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 975 01:05:11,605 --> 01:05:15,525 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 976 01:05:15,605 --> 01:05:19,645 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 977 01:05:26,645 --> 01:05:30,485 ♪ God money I'll do anything for you ♪ 978 01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:34,485 ♪ God money Just tell me what you want me to ♪ 979 01:05:34,565 --> 01:05:38,485 ♪ God money Nail me up against the wall ♪ 980 01:05:38,565 --> 01:05:41,765 ♪ God money Don't want everything, he wants it all ♪ 981 01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:45,805 ♪ No, you can't take it No, you can't take it ♪ 982 01:05:45,885 --> 01:05:50,045 ♪ No you can't take that away from me ♪ 983 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:54,045 ♪ Head like a hole Black as your soul ♪ 984 01:05:54,125 --> 01:05:58,085 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 985 01:05:58,165 --> 01:06:02,045 ♪ Head like a hole Black as your soul ♪ 986 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:06,285 ♪ I'd rather die than give you control ♪ 987 01:06:07,605 --> 01:06:11,485 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 988 01:06:11,565 --> 01:06:15,485 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 989 01:06:15,565 --> 01:06:19,445 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 990 01:06:19,525 --> 01:06:23,565 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 991 01:06:23,645 --> 01:06:27,565 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 992 01:06:27,645 --> 01:06:31,445 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 993 01:06:31,525 --> 01:06:35,525 ♪ Bow down before the one you serve ♪ 994 01:06:35,605 --> 01:06:39,525 ♪ You're going to get what you deserve ♪ 89375

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