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[singinV

- Tonight, our eliminated queens

are back to go head to head
and toe to toe

in the ultimate Lipsync
Lalaparuza Smackdown.

Ten sickening queens,
eight electrifying lip syncs,

but only one winner will
walk away with the title,

the Queen of She Done
Already Done Had Herses,

and a cash prize of $50,000.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- We made it!

[giggling]

[cheering]

- We're back!

We're back, we're back.

- Good morning, kingdom.

- We are back in the
Werk Room for the Lalaparuza

Lipsync Smackdown.

As the lip-sync assassin
of season 17,

I'm feeling, oh, so ready.

I'd be scared if I was not me.

- Oh, my God!

[squeals]

I am here, and we are
still in the Joella

Dynasty, bitches.

[cheering]

- And don't forget Joella.

[laughter]

- The slaying diva
of Los Angeles is back.

I do want revenge, because
the Kingdom won the battle,

but the Dynasty
will win the war.

- You guys are just
as ugly as I remember.

[laughter]

- Does anybody else feel
like a completely new woman?

- I have atoned.

I feel so sweet this time,
and I'm, like, so angelic.

Look at me.
- Yes, Ms. Congeniality.

- I'm glowing.

- Everybody's kind
and I'm straight.

[laughter]

Listen.

Arrietty and I did not
end on bad terms, OK?

But my chismosa sister is
now my chismosa neighbor.

I still ask a sister
for some sugar.

I won't steal it
from her, though.

Wait, wait.
Update.

- What about your update?

Come on, lover.

- What do you mean?

- What do you mean,
what do I mean?

[cheering]

- I am back reunited with Lydia,

and it feels so good to kind
of be here back with, like,

an official relationship.

- After we both left
the competition,

we decided to spend a little
more time together,

and the keys to the kingdom
have been acquired, darling.

- Well, oh, my God,
congrats to the top four.

Congrats.

[cheering]

- Thank y'all for the
sacrifice you did for us.

I love you, girls.

- You're welcome.

- Thank you, Lydia.

I love you, Suzie.

- How do you feel like
making it so close,

but not getting it?

- Like, you almost had it,
but just, like, no.

- In, in the moment it was
really shocking and hurtful.

And watching it back, I...

- It makes sense now.

- It makes sense.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- I believe that everything
happens for a reason,

and there's a reason
that I am here today,

ready to battle my sisters.

- You know what, Suzie?

I apologize.

I've just been so mean and
bullying you this whole time.

I really am gonna
channel you this week.

I even... hold on.
Hold on.

- No.
- Jesus Christ.

- Lately, I have been
obsessed with Cameo,

and I have been creating new
characters every single week.

I have done JoJo Siwa,
Michael Jackson,

and, of course, Kori Toot.

Hello there, it's me, Kori Toot.

[giggles]

- No!

Hi.

- Kori Toot!

- Help me, Lucky.

- I cannot escape Kori Toot.

- Ooh!

Ahh!

[laughter]

- The fans are obsessed
with Kori Toot.

Honestly, I think
they like Kori Toot

more than they like Suzie Toot.

- You know what?

Kori, in this hair, I think you
might finally win a challenge.

[shouting]

- Save it for the floor, please.

- Oh, I will.
Oh, I will.

- On that note, let's get
in the fucking drag, and let

me go whoop your ass, ho.

- Yes!

Yeah.

- I missed you, sister.

- I missed you.
How are you?

- Good.

- It is now time to
get in full glam.

I don't have to perform today,
but my wig will be glued down.

Shout out to Kori and Lana.

[upbeat music]

- I kind of left on
a sour note and I had

to clear the air with Onya.

Hey, sister.
- Hey.

- Can we chat?

- Yeah, of course.

- Yeah.

I left a nasty mirror message.

- As one smelly bitch
to another, Onya,

please brush your teeth.

[scoffs, gasps]

- Before we start
painting, I want to talk

about the mirror message.

- Yeah.

- And I want to
sincerely apologize.

It was unacceptable
behavior, for sure.

And I'm so sorry.

- It did, like, really hurt
my feelings because, like, I

didn't expect that.

- I feel like I've
grown since then to take

accountability for myself.

- Yeah, I appreciate
you saying that.

And I can see clearly that
you have grown from that,

and so have I. We're sisters,
girl, and we live and learn.

- Live and learn.
- I love you, girl.

- I love you, too.

- I do believe her apology,
and I do believe she's sorry.

I've definitely been
in her shoes before.

We all fuck up sometimes.

So, you know, you gotta move on.

Let's put on this mug.

Re-ow!

[laughter]

- How are you feeling, diva?

- My love, I'm
feeling like I want

to redeem the last time that
I was here, which was me

wearing orange, looking crazy.
- Oh, my God!

- And this time,
I'm going to be wearing

orange, looking crazy again.

[laughter]

The last time that I
was on that main stage,

I felt like I did
a horrible lip sync.

I felt like I did
a horrible look.

- This is another
chance for you to do,

like, Lucky Starzzz boots.

- I just wanted to
show something fun.

I want to have fun.
- Fuck yeah.

Oh, I'm so with that.

- I may have been
first out, but I just

got another golden
ticket to show

the world who Lucky Starzzz is,
and I will not disappoint.

[upbeat music]

- Yes, diva?
- Yes, my love.

How are you feeling?

- Good.

Nervous, but I feel really good.

- There's a lot at stake.

Everyone across the country
is going to be watching this.

Cause, bitch, you're one
to fucking look out for.

- That's what people are saying.

I just couldn't be more
grateful that people

are enjoying my lip syncs.

So the fan response has been
really overwhelming, but very

cool and very awesome.

- And then "Kiss Me Deadly".

- And there was
"Kiss Me Deadly."

- Girl, honey.

- Iconic television history.

What were you
feeling during that?

- You know, face cracks,
heart aching, balls blue.

- So you're excited
to do it again?

- Bro, no.

- I'm prepared to lip-sync
against anyone, even you.

- And then your last lip sync
was arguably the most iconic.

- It was an unfortunate end.
- [laughs]

- I definitely feel
like I want to, like,

redeem myself from the scissors.

After leaving the competition
on an uncomfortable note,

I am here, not only to win
$50,000, but to have fun.

I really want to do good
lip syncs to good songs.

- I think the strongest
performers that

have everybody shaking right now

are definitely Lydia and myself.

- You are the lip-sync assassin
of the season.

You have lip-synced
four times now.

Like, how do you
feel going into this?

- I do feel like there's
a lot of pressure put onto me

and a lot of eyes
that are on me today.

You know, I expect
the unexpected.

I'm determined to
win this competition,

and I will take
anybody and anything

out that's standing in my way.

- So, girl, you literally
won the first lip sync.

Like, you slayed.
You ate.

- Thank you.

- You had such a
fatal fall from...

- A fall from grace.

In my first lip sync, I
was lip-syncing for the win.

And then alternatively,
my lip sync against Sam

was one of the darkest
moments of my life.

But the fight is not over.

The key to the Lalaparuza is
getting the song that you want.

So, baby, it is strategy today.

I'm gunning, baby.

- Oh my God.

I am literally so obsessed
with the Anastasia glosses,

this one specifically,
Pink Ginger.

- Gorgeous.

- I love that.

- It is the last touches before
this Lipsync Lalaparuza starts,

and the girls are
looking determined.

During the season, I was, like,

so focused on finding love.

And now that I've found love,
I am ready for a win!

- I'm ready to fucking win
because I look damn good.

I have tricks up my sleeve.

Who knows what
you'll find today?

- We are competing for $50,000.

And I am ready to let
these girls have it.

[shrieks]

[suspenseful music]

- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics and a gag-worthy grand

prize of $200,000,
courtesy of Todaytix,

the theater ticket app.

- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

[laughs]

Covergirl, put the
bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

- [laughs]

- Brr.

Welcome to the
Lipsync Lalaparuza.

Here for the show,
it's Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, if you had
to lip-sync for your life,

what song would you do?

- Now, Ru, it may not be right,

but it is most definitely "OK."

- Oh, is that why 213
showed up on your caller ID?

- Thank you very much.

- And the fabulous Ts Madison.

Maddy, what's your
go-to lip-sync song?

- "I'm Every Woman," Ru,
because it's all in me.

And you know what it is.

[laughter]

- And the host of "Happy
Endings" on WOW Presents Plus,

from the PitCrew, it's Bruno.

What song would you lip-sync to?

- "I'm Too Sexy for my Shirt."

- Ooh.

- And my pants.

[laughter]

- Racers, start your
engines, and may

the best drag queen win.

[dramatic music]

Bring back my girls.

- Here we go.

Every clown has her secrets,
and I've got a couple

of tricks ready to go.

- I'm going to be
trying something

I've never done before, and
I really think I can win.

- I'm feeling like
I want vengeance.

I'm feeling like
I want redemption.

- I am shredding onto this
stage like it is a fight,

and I am Mike Tyson.

I'm going to bite
someone's ear off.

[laughs]

- And our final four queens.

- Hey!

[applause]

- Welcome back, ladykins.

Tonight, our eliminated queens
will battle it out for

the title of the Queen of She
Done Already Done Had Herses,

plus a cash tip of $50,000.

- Ooh.

- Lipsync Lalaparuza
rules are in full effect.

If you win your lip sync,

you'll continue on
to the next round.

If you lose your
lip sync, you return

to the Werk Room in shame.

[laughter]

Jewels Sparkles, Lexi Love,
Onya Nerve, Sam Star.

Next week, one of
you will be crowned

America's Next Drag Superstar.

For tonight,
please enjoy the show.

You may leave the stage.

- Good luck, y'all.

[vocalizing, giggling]

- Ooh, bitch,
there's cold drinks!

- We got drinks.

- Me and my top four girls are
just sitting back, relaxing,

and ready to watch a good show.

- Cheers to the
eliminated queens.

- Cheers.

- Break a leg, sisters.

- Yay!

- Now, let the Lipsync
Lalaparuza begin!

This is round one.

Oh, Pit Crew!

Ladykins, in Bruno's
golden hopper

are 10 balls with your names on
them, one ball for each of you.

Bruno, let's do this.

Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?

Hormona Lisa.

- [gasps]

- God.

- She's the best, honey.

- The one thing that I
did not want to happen

is to get picked first.

Why me?

- Hormona Lisa,
you'll be competing

in tonight's first lip sync.

But there's a twist.

- Oh, shit.

You now have a choice.

You can pick your
lip-sync opponent,

or you can pick the song
you want to lip-sync.

- [gasps]
- [screams]

- There's some people where
I feel as though, oh, mama,

Hormona, first out, easy.

But the gag is, y'all, the song
could really change anything.

- Hormona, which do you choose,
the song, or your opponent?

- [screaming]

- I cannot.

- I'm just so excited
to watch, because it's

about to get messy.

- Hormona, which do you choose,
the song, or your opponent?

- My brain goes into a scramble,

just like a bunch of eggs.

If I pick a certain song,
then it's up to chance who I

lip-sync against.

But if I pick who I'm
going to lip-sync against,

they get to pick the song.

That seems scary.

Hmm, I think I
will pick the song.

- Oh, OK.

She's going to pick the song.

- Yes.

- Now, the choices are
"360" by Charli xcx,

"Blow Me (One Last Kiss)"
by Pink,

"Say Liza (with a Z)"
by Liza Minnelli,

"Step by Step"
by Whitney Houston,

"Training Season" by Dua Lipa,

"We Found Love" by Rihanna,

or "You Make Me Feel
Mighty Real" by Sylvester.

Hormona Lisa, what
song do you choose?

- Let's do "Say Liza."

- [gasps]
- [screams]

- "Liza with a Z"
by the great Liza Minnelli.

- Yes.

- [whispering] Oh, my God.

"Liza with a Z"
is the only song that I

have performed a
million times that

I could perform in my sleep.

- Now, the drag gods will
choose your opponent.

[dramatic music]

- There is now a 1 in 9 chance
that I get to perform the song.

Please, dear God,
let me have this song.

- If Suzie go up against her
and Hormona beat her...

- Oh, don't put that out there.
Oh my God.

- Put it out there.
Put it out there.

- Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?

Lydia will be competing
against Hormona Lisa.

- Ah.
- [groans]

[laughter]

Liza!

- The rest of you may
step to the gallery.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- I love you.

- Honey, it is the movie
y'all been waiting for.

The butthole versus the bob.

- Yeah, I'm gonna kill
your girlfriend.

I do think my chances of
winning are, like, OK.

This is my shot at
redemption to show that I am

a drag queen that can lip-sync.

- Who do you think is taking it?

- Hormona told me that
she's done this as a talent

in a pageant before.

- Yeah, but that don't
mean nothing because Lydia

is a sickening performer.

- I love me some Liza Minnelli,
but I'm not a classic

theater-y type of girly.

So the plan is to give
this my Lydia flair.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me and move

forward to the next round.

- Come on, Lalaparuza.
- Go!

- Yes!

[suspenseful music]

- The time has come for you
to lip-sync

for your life.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- I have a problem.

No, it's not a big problem,
but it is a problem.

It's my name.

You know, I find that still
a lot of people call me Lisa.

Wrong.

My name is Liza.

Liza. Has a Z in it.

- They both know it, bitch.

[whimsical music]

- [singing] It's Liza with a
Z, not Lisa with an S

Cause Lisa with an S
goes "sss," not "zzz"

It's Z instead of S

Lie instead of lee

It's simple as can be,
see, Liza?

I'll do it again

It's Liza with a Z,
not Lisa with an S

Cause Lisa with an S
goes "sss," not "zzz"

It's Z instead of S,
lie instead of lee

Simple as can be, see, Liza?

- She's doing it.
I'm proud of her.

- [singing] Now, if my name
were Ada, I'd be Ada

Even backwards I'd be Ada

- Hormona's giving, like,
when you get home from work

and you're exhausted, and you
just got to get that bra off.

That's what these
reveals are giving.

- [singing]... or Faye

But when you're a Liza,
you always have to say

- Why is she doing
all her reveals?

- Oh my God.

- [singing] It's Z instead of
S, lie instead of lee

It's simple as can be,
see, Liza?

Every Sandra who's a Sah-ndra

Every Mary who's really Marie

Every Joan who is a Joanne

Has got to agree with me
when I've announced

I don't mind being pummeled,
or trampled, or trounced

But it does drive you bats
to be Ms. Mispronounced

- Oh!
[laughter]

- She said, the fuck.

- [singing] It's Liza with a
Z, not Lisa with an S

'Cause Lisa with an S
goes "sss," not "zzz"

It's Z instead of S,
lie instead of lee

It's simple as can be, see, Liza

Then M-I, double N,
then E, double L, I

You double up the N,
that's "nnn," not "mmm"

Then E, double the L,
end with an I

That's the way you say Minnelli

Liza Minnelli

It's easy

It's easy

See, it's Leazy, no!

Liza!

[cheering]

- I've never seen
reveals happen that fast.

- That was wild.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

- Lydia Butthole with a B, condragulations.

You are the winner...

- Oh, werk!

- of the first lip sync.

- Thank you.

I am so proud to
have won this lip sync.

I'm over the moon.

- Lydia, please step
to the winner's box.

- I love you, babe.
- Fuck you.

[laughter]

- My baby burnt.

My baby burnt.

[upbeat music]

- Hormona Lisa, thank you
for a truly terrific season.

- Three time loser,
I'm consistent.

- You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.

Bye.

- I love you, Hormona.
- We love you.

- You don't love me.

[laughter]

- I do.

- Bye.

- Girl, how gaggy would
it be if fucking Lydia

walks in through those doors?

- Oh.

- Oh, Hormona.

- Hormona!

- I'm here.

[laughter]

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

But you, I can hear your
big man voice back there,

and you had no faith
I was going to...

you're like, Hormona
will be here.

- Well, girl, I talk it as I
see it, but I love you so much.

- That's OK.

[sighs]

- You didn't want to
rhinestone that costume?

- No.

Actually, I was on the move.

I forgot about you in the
fucking rhinestones, bitch.

I hate rhinestones.

- Oh, we're back,
we're back, we're back.

- Oh!
Whoo!

[dramatic music]

- Look at the thighs.

- Look at his ass.

- Let's find out who's competing

in tonight's second lip sync.

- Suzie Toot!

- Oh.

- Oh!

- Suzie, do you want
to pick your opponent,

or do you want to
pick your song?

- I'm going to pick my opponent.

- Oh!

- I was not expecting that.

- Oh, gag.

- Is that because Liza with
a Z is no longer available?

- Absolutely, it is.

[laughter]

- All right, Suzie,
who do you choose?

- I choose to not forget
the Ella, Ms. Joella.

- Oh!

- OK, bitch.

She thinks she can
come for me just

because I was an early out.

I thought we were sisters now.

Wah!

- Joella, now, you get
to choose the song.

- The song that I wanted
the most is up for grabs.

"Training Season" by Dua Lipa.

- Ooh, honey.

[laughter]

- Oh, sorry.

- I'm nervous for Suzie.

Oh, Suzie, do well, please.

- I don't think she's ever
done a song like this.

- It's not a song that lives
in my wheelhouse necessarily,

but the certainty of
performing against Joella

gives me more comfort.

That's awful.

[laughs]

- The time has come
for you to lip-sync

for your life.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, OK.

- Yeah, yeah!

- OK.

- Come on, Joella.

- [singing] Are you someone
that I can give my heart to?

Or just the poison
that I'm drawn to?

It can be hard to tell the
difference late at night

[laughter]

Play fair

Is that a compass in your nature

- Girl, I am in it.

- [singing] Or are you tricky?

'Cause I've been there

And, baby, I don't need
to learn my lesson twice

But if you really
want to go there

You should know

I need someone to hold me close

Deeper than I've ever know

Whose love feels like a rodeo

Knows just how to take control

When I'm vulnerable, he's
straight-talking to my soul

Conversation overload
got me feeling vertigo

- Yes!

- [singing] I need somebody
that can go there

'Cause I don't want
have to show you

- Honestly, I'm not
looking at Suzie right now.

I have tunnel vision.

Me and RuPaul are
in the room together,

and I am only seeing her,
and she is only seeing me.

- [singing] Can you compete?

- Give it!

- [singing] Now is your time

Run when you hear
that whistle blow

Are you on my team
or stuck on the sidelines

Waiting for someone
to tell you to go?

[shouting]

- Wig reveal.

Oh, Suzie's feeling plus!

- [singing] You should know

I need someone to hold me close

Deeper than I've ever known

Whose love feels like a rodeo

Knows just how to take control

- Suzie!

- [singing] He's
straight-talking to my soul

Conversation overload

'Cause training season's over

Training season, season

Training season's over

- Yeah!

[cheering]

- Absolutely.

- Yeah!

- Oh my God!

When she pulled the
wig off and gagged us...

- Yeah.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

Suzie Toot, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Thank you.

Oh, my God!

I missed hearing it.

Oh, it feels so good.

Baby won down.

- Joella, thank you for an
Ella, Ella, Ella of a season.

- Ay!

What is happening?

[laughter]

- OK, Ella.

- Well, it looks like I went
home second again, bitches.

- Aw!

- Girl, I am pissed.

But however, I will accept
the results that mother

Ru has presented me.

As for Suzie Toot,
bitch, fuck you.

- I would say it was neck and
neck until she took her wig off

and she started, like, flipping.

- Ah.
- Yeah.

- You know what?

I love her, but, girl,
I see you feed her kids.

Bitch, well, you'll always
be fifth place on "Drag Race."

- Oh!

- Let's find out who's competing

in tonight's third lip sync.

OK, Bruno, shake 'em up.

Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?

- Lucky Starzzz.

[screaming]

- OK, let's see.

- I see you have several
balls to choose from.

- I do.

- Do you want to pick your
opponent or pick your song?

- Oh my God, what do I do?

There's a room full
of strong lip-syncers.

There's a screen with
a bunch of songs,

and I have to really be smart
about how do I play this game.

I choose

"Step by Step".

- "Step by Step"
by the great Whitney Houston.

Now it's time for the drag
gods to choose your opponent.

Bruno, do it, baby.

Bruno, whose ball
have you chosen?

Acacia Forgot.

- Oh.

- My goodness!

- Come on, Acacia.

- This song is one of my
favorites out of the list,

and I'm ready to take this
bitch down, step by step.

- The time has come
for you to lip-sync

for your life!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- [singing] Well, there's a
bridge and there's a river

That I still must cross

As I'm going on my journey

Though I might be lost

And there's a road
I have to follow

A place I have to go

Well, no one told me
just how to get there

But when I get there, I'll know

'Cause I'm taking
it step by step

[cheering]

Bit by bit

- Yes!

- [singing] Stone by stone

Yeah, bit by bit

- Hair flip.

- [singing] Step by step

Step by step

[cheering]

- [singing] Day by day

Mile by mile

Go your way

Go your way

- I turn around and I see
Acacia with long hair.

I'm like, girl,
when did that happen?

I thought you had
a little Jheri curl earlier.

Oh, bitch, this is not
going to outshine me, honey.

[cheering]

- [singing] Don't give up

You got to hold
on to what you got

Oh, baby, don't give up

You got to keep on moving

Don't stop

Yeah, yeah!

I know you're hurting

But don't let the
bad things get to you

I'm taking it step by step

[cheering]

- [singing] Bit by bit

Bit by bit

Stone by stone

[cheering]

- [singing] Bit by bit, by
bit, by bit, by bit

[cheering]

- [singing] I'm going to take
it now

Day by day

- Oh my God!

- [singing] Mile by mile

Go your way

Go your own way

- Hey!
Hey!

- Oh, oh.

- Yes, yes, Acacia!

Yes!

[cheering]

- That was the best
we've seen so far.

- That was the king.

That was the king.

- Oh!

- Yes, baby!
- Yes, baby!

- Yes, baby.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Lucky Starzzz, condragulations.

You're the winner
of the third lip sync.

- Yes, Lucky!

- Yes.

- Now, that's what I
call a double dribble.

[laughter]

- Thank you so much.

Oh, my God, I just proved
myself to the world, to RuPaul.

I feel like such
a winner right now.

And that is what I came
here to feel today.

- Acacia Forgot,
thanks for the memories.

- Thank you so much
for everything.

And this is why I
don't wear human units.

[laughter]

Even though I'm so shocked
that I didn't win,

I can't complain.

I got to reveal my cunt
on national television.

That's a win in my book.

Bye, guys.

[laughter]

- Bring back my girl.

[all screaming]

- You did so good.

- That was very good.

- Girl, I can't believe
I got beat by a ball.

- You didn't lose.

Her titties just won.

- Yeah.

- Will the remaining
queens please step forward?

- Here we go, girls.

- Yeah, bitch, you go
get your steps in today.

- All I know is the
next few lip syncs

are going to be fierce, bitch.

- Oh, yeah.

- This is tough competition.

And are we ready?

[screaming]

- Ladies, there's only one way
to find out who lip-syncs next.

Bruno, you know what to do.

[suspenseful music]

Arrietty.

- Ah!

- Now, will you choose the song,

or will you choose
your opponent?

Think long and hard,
and hard and long.

However you decide to
do it, just be thinking.

- Oh my goodness, I wanted
someone to choose me

so I can choose the song.

So I'm going to choose the song.

I choose the song.

- OK.
And the song you choose is?

- "Blow Me".

- "Blow Me One
Last Kiss" by Pink.

All right.

Now we will let the drag
gods choose your opponent.

Bruno, crank it up.

- Mm-mm-mm.

Oh, I can see the
temperatures are rising.

Bruno, whose ball did you grab?

Oh!

Kori King.

- Well, shit.

[laughter]

Oh, my God, I don't get
to pick the opponent.

I don't get to pick the song.

I don't get nothing.

However, I do love Pink.

And also, Arietty is 0 for 2.

- Kind of sad that Kori isn't
dressed up like Michael Jackson

for this, not going to lie.

- It's true.

- Or Suzie Toot.

- That would be hot.

Two queens stand before me.

[ominous music]

The time has come
for you to lip-sync

for your life!

- I'm ready for
Kori to wrap up what

I started earlier on
in the competition

and to send that bitch home.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

- [singing] White knuckles

And sweaty palms from
hanging on to tight

Clenched shut jaw

I've got another
headache again tonight

Eyes on fire, eyes on fire

And they burn from all the tears

I've been crying,
I've been crying

I've been dying over you

Tie a knot in the rope

Trying to hold, trying to hold

But there's nothing
to grasp, so I let go

I think I've finally had enough

- Oh, that's cool.

- [singing] I think this might
be it for us

Blow me one last kiss

You think I'm just too serious

I think you're full of it

My head is spinning

So blow me one last kiss

[cheering]

- Wait, Kori.

- [singing] You had a [...]
day

- Arrietty doing it, though.

Whoa!

- [singing] I think that
life's too short for this

Want back my ignorance and bliss

I think I've had enough of this

Blow me one last kiss

[cheering]

- They're going
to start bucking.

- [singing] I will do...

[cheering]

- [singing] Anything that I want

I will breathe, I will breathe

I won't worry at all

You will pay for your sins

You'll be sorry, my dear

All the lies, all the whys
will all be crystal clear

I think I've finally had enough

I think I maybe think too much

I think this might be it for us

Blow me one last kiss

You think I'm just too serious

I think you're full of it

My head is spinning,
so blow me one last kiss

Just when it can't get worse

You've had a [...] day

You had a [...] day

We've had a [...] day

I think that life's
too short for this one

Want back my ignorance and bliss

I think I've had enough of this

Blow me one last kiss

- Yes!

- Oh, my God!

- Babe, look at that.

- More!

- I thought they both did good.

[cheering]

- Wow.

- Arietty won that?
Yeah.

- Absolutely.

- But I thought Kori
was giving me emotion.

- Yeah, that's true.

- If Arietty walks through
those doors, I would be done.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Kori Scott King, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Yes!

Oh, can you say it one
more time just for me?

- Kori Scott King, I loved
your march on Washington.

[laughter]

Now, march yourself
to the winner's box.

- You better march, bitch.

- Ru said I won something!

Oh!

Let's clap, let's clap.

Clap for me.

This is the first
time this happened.

- Good stuff.

- Hug?

- Arrietty, my queen, thank
you for a sickening season.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you so much.

All you can do is
lose a third time.

[laughter]

[shriek]

- No!

[screaming]

[chuckling]

- Hi.

Knowing that the
queens are shocked

that I'm back in the
Werk Room, honestly,

that feels really good.

- You kicked her ass.

- Oh, well, that's good.

And thank goodness, because
I needed to redeem myself

in some way, shape, or form.

- I told y'all Kori
was giving me emotions.

- Girl, save it.

- I thought it was
a very close fight,

but I thought Kori
did a great job.

She showed charisma.

And them horrible, ugly
orange dancing shoes

were nowhere to be
seen on the stage.

So maybe that's why Kori won.

- Oh!

- Here we go, bitches.

- I'm nervous for this.

- Crystal Envy,
Lana Ja'Rae the drag

gods have chosen you to compete
in tonight's fifth lip sync.

- This is kind of a
sickening rematch, everyone.

The Snatch Game fail
round two of the Rusical.

OK, so we got Lana,
Ms. Wig-fell-off, and we

got Crystal,
Ms. Werewolf, part two.

I'm excited.

- Lana's hat says
she's in Gryffindor.

[laughter]

- Now, to determine which
queen chooses the song,

Bruno will randomly
choose one ball.

Bruno, make that
golden hopper sing.

[suspenseful music]

- Zag, mommy.

[laughter]

- Lana Girie.

All right, Lana,
what song do you choose?

- I'm going to choose "You
Make Me Feel" by Sylvester.

- Crystal told me that
she wanted to do "360."

And I know this song is
not in Crystal's wheelhouse,

and I know it's a song that
I'm going to have fun with.

And I know RuPaul
loves this song.

Sorry, Crystal,
it's not personal.

It's just drag.

- The time has come...

- for you to lip-sync
for your life.

- Ugh!

I wanted the both
of us to make it

to the end of this Lalaparuza.

And now, one of us is not
going to make it to the end.

Lana, I'm ready to
kick your ass, though.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

- Hey!

- [singing] When we're
out there dancing

On the floor, darling

And I feel like I need some more

And I feel your
body close to mine

And I know, my love,
it's about that time

Make me feel... [singing]

- Hey!

- mighty real

You make me feel mighty real

[laughter]

- Yeah!

- [singing] You make me feel

[screaming]

[cheering]

- [singing] When we get home
darling, and it's nice and
dark

And the music's in Vienna

Still you're hot,
and you kiss me back

And it feels real good

And I know you love
me like you should

- Ow!

- OK!

[screaming]

- [singing] Make me feel

- Whoa, baby.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

- [singing] You make me
feel mighty real

- Oh, good!

- [singing] You make me
feel mighty real

- Yes! Let's go!

- [singing] Mighty real

You make me feel

- Oh, good!

- Oh!

- [singing] Whoo!

I feel real

I feel real

[cheering]

- Ooh, look at her hair.

- OK, here we go.

[cheering]

- [singing] Mighty real

You make me feel mighty real

Oh, you gotta come here

- Oh!

[cheering]

- [singing] You make me feel

- Oh!

- [singing] Mighty real

- OK!

- [singing] I feel you
when you touch me

- Hey, hey.

- [singing] I feel you
when you hold me

Whoo!

[cheering]

- Now, that was
charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent, bitch.

- Oh, my God, I genuinely have
no idea who's going to take it.

- That was crazy.

[suspenseful music]

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Lana Ja'Rae, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- I won something!

[laughter]

- Wow!

- Please strut your stuff
to the winner's box.

- Yes!

Oh my goodness!

I am still in the
running to win $50,000.

- Crystal Envy, my queen, thank
you for keeping it mighty real

all season long.

Now sashay away.

- Sometimes you win some,
and in my case,

sometimes you don't win any.

[laughter]

- You ain't that bitch.

- Give it, give it, give it.

- You definitely make me
feel real righty, RuPaul.

[laughter]
- Wait a minute.

What did you say?

Did you say mayo?

- I do love mayo, but you make
me feel mighty real, RuPaul.

[laughter]

- What?

- Righty real.

- Crystal is so mad,
she don't even

know how to say her exit line.

- Yes, honey, that's
mighty white of you.

[laughter]

- Well, well, well.

[shouting]

She got me a damn
second time, gals.

I don't particularly agree with
the results of the lip sync.

- How do you feel right now?

- I mean, I'm
a little disappointed.

I really wanted to make
it on to the next round,

and I thought I
definitely could have.

- We did, too.

- Wow, they gave y'all
snacks up in here.

- Oh, shit, we're back.

Everybody pay attention.

- The Lipsync Lalaparuza
continues with round two.

The winners of this round
will advance to the finals.

Let's find out which
queen will lip-sync next.

[suspenseful music]

Lucky Starzzz.

Now, you can choose
your opponent,

or you can choose your song.

- I think I want to
choose the song, honey.

- OK, smart girl.

- I'm a little more
nervous now, because this

is the semifinal round.

All these girls have already
won a lip sync tonight.

- Which song do you choose?

- I choose, "We Found Love"
by Rihanna.

- OK.

[screaming]

- This is a good choice, baby.

- Why you can't keep your
hands off them basketballs?

- No, girl, I just
love feeling them.

- Them NCAAs.

- Mm-hmm.

[laughter]

- Now it's up to the drag
gods to choose your opponent.

[suspenseful music]

Toot, Toot, Suzie Toot.

- Hey, hey.

- Oh, shit.

- It'll be Lucky Starzzz
up against Suzie Toot.

The rest of you may
step to the beat.

Siantese.

[suspenseful music]

What that mean?
- Nothing.

- OK.

- First to be eliminated
and last to be eliminated.

- The two Florida girls.

- This is the Florida lip sync.

They better not piss me off.

- Ladies, this is your
chance to impress me and move

forward to the final round.

[suspenseful music]

The time has come
for you to lip-sync

for your life.

- I'm a little nervous.

Can I beat basketball
titties to a Rihanna song?

We're going to find out.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[soft music]

- [singing] Yellow diamonds
in the light

I was standing side by side

As your shadow crosses mine

What it takes to come alive

- See, the titties
are already out.

It's too soon.

- Oh, damn.

- [singing] I just can't deny

But I've gotta let it go

Shine a light

- Lucky's bouncing
those balls again.

Ugh.

Already doing too much.

- [singing] I will divide

Turn away cause I need you more

Feel the heartbeat in my...

- Suzie is giving
me hot lesbian.

- The lesbos are going
to live for this, honey.

Can I say that?

- [singing] The way I'm
feeling, I just can't deny

But I've gotta let it go

- Yes!
Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Come on, y'all.
Move!

- Come on.

You better twirl
that junk, girl.

- Bravo!
Musical theater queen.

- [singing] We found love in
a hopeless place

We found love in
a hopeless place

- Hey!

Oh, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.

Yes!

- All the way.

- Yes!

- [singing] We found love in
a...

- Wait, Suzie, I didn't
know you get down like that.

This little stanky leg?

Suzie learned that
at the cookout.

- [singing] We found love
in a hopeless place

We found love
in a hopeless place

[applause]

- If I was drunk at a
drag show, I would have

been geeking over Lucky's.

- Thank you.

- Seems like she did the
same thing what you guys

told me she did during mine.
- Buried that.

- If that's the case,
then I don't

think she should have won.

- I think Suzie won, personally.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Suzie Toot, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby,
and you're advancing

to the final lip sync.

- Thank you.

[chuckles]

- Please step to the gallery.

- Thank you.

- Or the winner's
box where there

is one motherfucking chair.

[laughter]

- We're making it
to the final round.

I feel so proud of
myself in this moment.

- Lucky Starzzz,
thank you, my dear.

We had a ball.

Well, actually, four balls.

- [laughs]

- Now, sashay away.

- I guess I wasn't
lucky after all.

- Yes, we love you, Lucky.

- Now, where the hell
do I get mine now?

[laughter]

I came here with my dreams,
and I'm ready to just shine.

This is not the last
you've seen of me.

- Oh my God!

[shouting]

- I think you did so good.

- Thank you.

- I know Suzie's proud.

To be honest, I did not think
she would make it to the end.

Maybe I can sleep
a little better at night

and not feel so bad about
crushing Suzie's dreams.

- Lucky, how are you feeling?

- I honestly am feeling
very accomplished.

I feel like I got to
show more of what I had.

I feel full circle
right now, so...

- Good.

- At least I had better
lip-syncing skills,

and I didn't rely on
my titties for the win.

So...
- Oh, Lucky, did you hear that?

- What?
- Oh.

[screaming]

- Saved by the bell.

Ladykins, the drag
gods have spoken.

And the three of you will
now lip-sync together.

- This is going to be crazy.

[suspenseful music]

- These are the three girls
that I was worried about,

and now they're all
pitted against each other.

- That's right.

Kori and Lydia are having a
three way with Lana Ja'Rae.

- Girl.
- Girl, save it.

[laughter]

- And your song is
"360" by Charli xcx.

- Once again, I don't
get to pick the song.

And also, I don't get
to pick the opponents.

Mathematically, the odds
are not in my favor.

[groans]

- Did we all expect
to get a threesome

out of Kori and Lydia
this season?

- I was hoping we would.
I'm pissed.

Should have been me.

I'm hoping that the energy
is not awkward

with the couple
and the third wheel.

But if they start making out,
Lana better jump in there.

OK?

- Ladies, this is your
chance to impress me and move

forward to the final round.

The time has come
for you to lip-sync

for your life.

- I am prepared and ready to
slay the absolute shit out

of this song, but I would
be lying if I did not

say that I was a little
nervous to lip-sync

against Lana and Kori.

- I'm definitely
third-wheeling here.

I know these two aren't
going to go easy,

so I'm going to
have to work it out.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

- Yes!

[laughs]

- [singing] I went my own
way and I made it

I'm your favorite
reference, baby

Call me Gabbriette

You're so inspired, ah, ah

I'm tectonic

Moves, I make them

Shock you like defibrillators

No style?

I can't relate

I'll always be the one, ah

Drop down, yeah

Put the camera flash on

So stylish

Baby tee is all gone

Drop down, yeah

Looking like an icon

Work angles, yeah

Yeah, 360

When you're in the mirror,
do you like what you see?

When you're in the mirror,
you're just looking at me

I'm everywhere

I'm so Julia

Ah, ah, ah

When you're in the party
bumping that beat

666 with a princess streak

I'm everywhere

I'm so Julia

Ah, ah, ah

- Hey!

- [singing] Bumping that

Bumping that

Bumping that

[cheering]

- [singing] Internationally
recognized

I set the tone

It's my design, and
it's stuck in your mind

Legacy is undebated

You gon' jump if AG made it

If you love it, if you hate it

I don't [...]
care what you think

Drop down, yeah

- Hey!

- [singing] Put the camera
flash on

So stylish

Baby tee is all gone

Drop down, yeah

Looking like an icon

- Yeah!

- Work, Lydia.

- [singing] Yeah, 360

When you're in the mirror,
do you like what you see?

When you're in the mirror,
you're just looking at me

I'm everywhere I'm so Julia

- Kori, like, has
not stopped moving.

- Hey!

[laughter]

[shouting]

- [singing] 666 with
a princess streak

I'm everywhere I'm so Julia

Ah, ah, ah

Bumping that

- Hey!

- [singing] Bumping that

Bumping that

Ah, ah, ah

[laughter]

- That was good.

- All right!

Wait!

- I didn't want it to be over.

- Each of these performances,
individually, I would

be tipping down in the club.

- I think Lana's going to win.

- Me, too.

- I believe it's going
to be Lydia winning.

That's what all two of
my balls are saying.

- Kori was the funniest
one of the three.

If they wanted a more dancey
dance ca, ca, ca, ca, ca...

Kori.

- Yeah.

- If they wanted
more eye contact...

- Lydia.
- Lydia.

If they wanted more sex, Lana.

- Oh, my God, what if they sent
the lovebirds back together?

- They didn't even kiss.

I'm pissed.

- They would have got my dollar.

[screaming]

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Kori Scott King,

condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Yes!

Yes!

[applause]

Thank you.

- And you are moving
forward to the final round.

- I would say more,
but I'm out of breath.

[laughter]

[screaming]

This is too good.

- Kori, please step to
the winner's circle box.

- Yes.

[tense music]

[laughter]

Lydia, I'm so sorry, baby.

But I promise if I win,
I will treat

you to a beautiful vacation.

- Oh my God!

Kori won.

I'm so happy for my friend.

Holy shit!

I've got a lot of
work ahead of me.

- Lana Ja'Rae,
Lydia Butthole Kollins,

thank you both for serving drag
excellence all season long.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, mother.

I don't know what I could
have done differently.

I feel like I let it
slip out of my hands,

and it was so close.

- Now, both of you, sashay away.

- It feels like yesterday.

- [crying] I can't believe it.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate it.
Gotta go.

- We gotta go.

- I definitely would have
loved to have made it,

but, like, I know how badly
she had wanted to win this.

So I'm proud of Kori.

A win for Kori is
a win for Lydia.

I love you guys.
Bye!

[laughs]

[crying]

[screaming]

- Oh, my God!

- Girl, you did so good.

- You ate, Lydia.

- You guys did amazing.

- Thank you.

OK, so I am not angry,
because what an honor

we get to do this shit.

- I would think I'd
be upset by losing,

but honestly, like RuPaul
said, condragulations,

you won something.

So like, literally,
in my mind, I already won.

So I'm OK.
I'm OK.

- And that's something very
unique and different for you.

- That is very
unique and different.

You know, I've never won.
[laughter]

So I'll take it where I can.

- Listen.

If Suzie beat Kori, Kori
can never make fun of Suzie

ever again.

[laughter]

- Attention, queens
in the Werk Room.

- Mother.

- Get up off your
padded asses and return

to the main stage
for the final lip sync.

- Wait, what?

- Oh, no!

- Bitch, I was not
expecting any of this.

I am excited to watch
this [growling] smackdown.

What about my wings?

- Welcome back, queens.

Give it up for this
week's top two queens.

[cheering]

- Kori and Suzie being in
the final Lalaparuza lip sync

was not on my season
17 bingo card.

But, girl, give us a good show.

[cheering]

- Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare

a lip-sync performance
of "APT."

- Yo, officer.

- Baby, I know Suzie
wants to win this

motherfucking Lalaparuza.

But at the same time,
Kori is a fantastic performer.

So we don't know how
this one is going to end.

- I want to see firecrackers.

I want to see splits
from the ceiling.

I'll tell you what
I don't want to see.

I don't want to see
tap dancing, bitch.

- I don't know who to root for.

[ominous music]

Except, I'm rooting for Kori.

[laughs]

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,

win the title of Queen of She
Done Already Done Had Herses,

plus a cash prize of $50,000.

[cheering]

- Don't hurt them, girls.

- I would get bragging
rights over Kori King

if I win this lip sync.

That's worth its weight in gold.

- The time has come
for you to lip-sync

for your life!

[suspenseful music]

- Listen.
The adrenaline is pumping.

The ferocity index is high.

Suzie Toot and the number one
Suzie Toot impersonator,

and I am ready to give Suzie
a run for her money.

[laughs]

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

- [chanting in Korean]

Game start.

[singing in Korean]

[upbeat music]

- Come on, girls!

- [singing] Kissy face, kissy
face sent to your phone

But I'm trying to kiss
your lips for real

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Red hearts, red hearts,
that's what I'm on

Yeah, come give me
something I can feel

Oh, oh, oh

- Yeah!

- Don't you want me
like I want you, baby?

Don't you need me
like I need you now?

Sleep tomorrow,
but tonight go crazy

All you gotta do is
just meet me at the...

[singing in Korean]

- [singing] It's whatever,
it's whatever

It's whatever you like

Turn this APT into a club

- [singing] Uh-huh, uh-huh

I'm talking drink, dance,
smoke, freak

Party all night, come on

[singing in Korean]
Girl, what's up?

- I don't know who's
going to take this one.

- [singing] Don't you want me
like I want you, baby?

Don't you need me
like I need you now?

Sleep tomorrow,
but tonight go crazy

All you gotta do is
just meet me at the...

[singing in Korean]

[cheering]

[singing in Korean]

[cheering]

[singing in Korean]

Hey, so now you know the game

Are you ready?

'Cause I'm coming to get
you, get you, get you

Hold on, hold on

I'm on my way

[cheering]

- [singing] Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm on my way

Don't you want me
like I want you, baby?

Don't you need me
like I need you now?

Sleep tomorrow,
but tonight go crazy

All you gotta do is
just meet me at the...

[singing in Korean]

[cheering]

- [singing] Just me at the...

[singing in Korean]

[cheering]

- You better shake that walk.

[cheering]

- Werk, divas!

- Queens, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Suzie Toot, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

[cheering]

- [laughs]

Nana nana boo boo!

Fuck you, Kori King.

Ugh!

I'm so fucking proud.

- You've won a cash
tip of $50,000,

presented by the
Starbucks Coffee Company.

- Ooh.

- Is there anything
you'd like to say?

- Oh, my God, this
goes out to everybody

who thinks that I am cocky, and
delusional, and overconfident.

This is proof that
I'm better than you.

[laughter]

- Mwah!

[laughter]

- Next week, it's the moment
you've all been waiting for.

Which queen do you
want to be crowned

America's next drag superstar?

Are you Team Jewel Sparkle,

Team Lexi Love,

Team Onya Nerve,

or are you Team Sam Star?

Let your voice be heard,
using the #DragRace.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how the hell

are you going to
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

All: Amen!

- All right,
now let the music play.

They wanna see you let it out

I know you want to work

They want to see you go off

I know you want to work

You know I am in business

Come, let's give them
just what they want

They want to see you work

- [singing] Work, they wanna
see you let it out

They wanna see you go off

I know you want to work

You know I am in business

Come, let's give 'em
just what they want

They want to see you work

They want to see you let it out

They wanna see you go off

You know I am in business

Come, let's give 'em
just what they want

They want to see you work

I know you want to
work, work, work, work

Work, work, work, work, work

Work, work, work, work, work

I know you want to work,
work, work, work, work

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