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-Move your car!
-Why are you getting off?

-Please move your car!
-What's the matter with you?

Come on.

Hurry.

Move your car!

-Why aren't you moving?
-Get out of the way.

Move already!

Let's go.

-Where are you going?
-You can't just leave your car!

I said move your car!

You're a smiley nutcase,
so put on a good smile.

I'm sorry, everyone.

You can't leave your car like that!

-I'm sorry.
-Jeez.

Thank you.

EPISODE 4

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

How did it feel
to be a true smiley nutcase?

-Good, thanks to you.
-Don't mention it.

Just a second.

YOUR HAIR APPOINTMENT
HAS BEEN CANCELED

It got canceled again.

Do I have to go there myself?

Ms. Kang, we'll have to part ways here.

Here?

Yes, I have to go see someone.

I'll have to head out first.

-Okay.
-Taxi!

I guess Ah-young was right
about him having a girlfriend.

Kang Han-deul?

Is that you, Jeong-sin?

Thank you.

I should be the one treating you.

You helped me out so much
when we were in university

and when I worked for you.

Not at all.

You were the smartest employee I had.

I heard the news,
and I've been meaning to buy you a meal.

I heard you got divorced.

Yes, that's right.

-Good for you.
-Excuse me?

There must be a good reason
why someone as sweet and shy as you

would get a divorce.

I've always thought it was a shame
how you let people walk all over you.

Getting divorced is
the best thing I've done recently.

I'm happy for you.

How are you these days?

I'm working at Plus General Insurance.

Really?

You should've taken some time off
after your divorce and gone traveling.

The product we're developing is unique,
so work is good.

What kind of product is it?

Divorce insurance.

The insurance sold at that wedding fair?

That was your team's idea?

Yes. It seems you already know about it.

I found it rather interesting.

Right?

You must be busy preparing
for the official launch.

I hope I'm not taking up
too much of your time.

Not at all.

It's chaotic, but it's fun.

My team works well together
because they're great at what they do.

Is that so?

Aren't you the one who's busy, Jeong-sin?

I'm okay.

Launching this for the first time in Korea
will involve some risks,

but with a skilled underwriter
like you on the team…

I guess it'll be fine.

Excuse me?

Never mind.

I think divorce insurance
will be a huge success.

-Good luck.
-Thank you.

Let's go ahead and eat.

This looks delicious.

-Eat up.
-I will.

SEOUL MUSEUM OF HISTORY

MY TREASURE
MY HERITAGE

-Oink, oink.
-Oink, oink.

-Sparrows say?
-Chirp, chirp.

-Puppies say?
-Woof, woof.

-Pigs say?
-Oink, oink.

-Chicks say?
-Cheep, cheep.

-Rabbits go?
-Hop, hop.

-Pigs say?
-Oink, oink.

MY TREASURE
MY HERITAGE

SEOUL MUSEUM OF HISTORY
DONATED ARTIFACTS SPECIAL EXHIBITION

This is authentic, right?

Yes, it's authentic.

They're by Kim Dae-jin,
Toegye Yi Hwang's academic successor.

The 416 woodblocks
of Jeongwaseonsaeng's Collected Works.

It's hard to believe this large collection
was the work of a single author.

You're here.

How could I not come after seeing this?

Then why don't you

take a good photo for me?

Why did you come here?

I'm here on business.

Please purchase a policy from me.

Un-hyeong.

-What's this?
-What's this?

-Cool.
-What's over there?

DIVORCE INSURANCE INFORMATION

It's a divorce insurance policy.

It's literally insurance
in case of a divorce.

If you're in a tight spot,
I'll take out a different policy.

No.

It has to be this one.

I'm sorry,

but if you're trying to test me, stop it.

I'm not a jerk
who'd test his brother-in-law

after he lost his wife.

Right.

If you want me to feel guilty, I'll do it.

You look like an old man
with that white hair.

And your nose hair is showing.

Do you know how unpleasant
you look right now?

Ki-jun.

As a civil servant,
you should look the part.

There's only so long
you can drag this out.

How much longer will you
keep regretting, blaming yourself,

and living this pathetic way?

Why didn't you go to the hair appointment
when I told you to?

Why do you refuse to go
and make me come all this way?

And don't skip

your hair appointment this weekend.

I'll take drastic measures
if you don't go again.

It got canceled again.

Do I have to go there myself?

UN-HYEONG
ARE YOU EATING WELL?

HOPE YOU DON'T CATCH A COLD

Jeez, it's raining again.

UN-HYEONG
IT'LL BE RAINING TODAY

TAKE AN UMBRELLA WITH YOU

Seriously, man.

He never cleans up.

UN-HYEONG

I REPLACED THE REMOTE CONTROL BATTERIES

SO WATCH SOME TV

UN-HYEONG
GO OUT FOR A DRIVE

INSTEAD OF JUST STAYING HOME
DURING THE WEEKEND

Winner winner chicken dinner!

THERE WAS A BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
FRIED CHICKEN DEAL

If I had treated…

my sister…

even a fraction of the way
I've treated you…

She wouldn't have ended up like that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Ki-jun.

I…

I…

I didn't know what to do!

So sign your name here.

Go and meet people.

Get married if you need to.

And get divorced if it doesn't feel right.

Just get your life back together.

I don't want to lose you too, Un-hyeong.

Stop!

What's the matter?

You're doomed.

PLEASE CHECK THE NON-WASHABLE ITEMS

You should've read the warning.

DO NOT WASH PILLOWS
OR STUFFED DOLLS

THIS CAN DAMAGE THE MACHINE

Good luck with that.

You don't expect me to help, do you?

What should I do?

Don't touch anything.

START

It's working just fine.

You can't recycle this filler.

You have to buy a flammable waste bag
and dispose of it.

I'll remember that.

Thank you.

Right. I'll see you later.

By the way…

What's that?

It's the weekend. Where are you?

I'm at a hotel.

-At a hotel? With who?
-With a guy.

With a guy?

You sound surprised.

Do you think I'd be fooling around
with a guy at a hotel at this hour?

Mom forced me to go on a blind date.

No, go ahead. I can talk.

Right. What? Five contracts?

Where can we get contracts right now?

I'm going to lose it.

Okay, got it.

You have great energy. I do too.

I really don't care.

I heard you work in finance.

I work in insurance.

Can you take out a policy for me?

It's for divorce insurance.

You're rather aggressive.

I need to get five contracts
signed right away.

You're very honest.

I'm also very rude.

I'm aware of that.

But you were forced
to come here anyway, right?

So stop wasting your time
on a rude woman like me,

and let's end our date now.

As you can see,

I'm rather busy. Sorry about today.

You're very passionate.

I like that passion. I'll sign up.

What's wrong with you?

What are you doing? Let go.

This is fate.

This ripped exactly in half.

I'll keep this half,
and we'll put it together next time.

Stop being dramatic.

What's all this?

One, two…

-Congratulations--
-Congratulations--

This is fate.

Of all people, this happened to us.

It's in your hair…

Ms. Ah-young?

It's our break time,
but I'll make an exception for my regular.

I'll put a large single serving in this.

Thank you.

Isn't that a hassle?

Do you know how much plastic waste
each person produces in our country?

About 102 kg per year?

If you already know that…

Wait, how did you know?

I always review
statistical data carefully.

What about you, Mr. An? How did you know?

I always review
statistical data carefully as well.

Not many people
have weird obsessions like this.

-Fascinating.
-Fascinating.

OKGYEONG'S SUNDAE

Was that your husband?

I'm sorry. I wish you hadn't seen that.

You have no reason to apologize.

How long has he been like that?

It's not like that.
He just had a few drinks.

He acts like that because you defend him!

I understand, ma'am.

But just because
he had a few drinks doesn't mean

he can treat you like this.

He's more like an enemy than a husband.

He drinks, gambles, and hits me.

And he takes whatever I save up.

I can't stand it.

Ma'am, how old are you this year?

Me? I'll be 60 years old.

-And your children?
-They're all grown and married now.

Then you've done enough.

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

What's this?

It's divorce insurance.

Divorce insurance?

You can't possibly go on like this.

We're not saying
you should just get divorced.

This insurance offers
marriage counseling services,

so get some relationship help first
and give it a try.

If he still doesn't change after that,

you can proceed with a divorce.

I'd love to do that,

but I'm not sure I can at 60 years old.

Ma'am.

At 60 years old,
you still have plenty of time ahead.

You deserve to be happy.

Ms. Ah-young!

I've always been the one
to pay the bill,

but you're the first one
to beat me to paying the bill.

Dinner is on me tonight.

-I have something to confess to you.
-Please don't.

I don't want to lie to you, Ms. Ah-young.

My profile says I'm a director
of a real estate development firm.

But it's just my name
on my father's company.

I'm actually…

a dancer.

Despite my parents' objections,
I want to pursue my passion for dance

and follow my own path.

Go on ahead.

What are you doing?

REALITY

Ms. Ah-young!

Taxi!

He's beyond insane.

Mr. Noh?

Where did you come running from?

From the history museum.

These are authentic, not fake.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

How can you go if you don't know?

I don't know.

I didn't want to stay home, so I came out.

Then take me with you.

Why should I do that?

I really want some good coffee.

You're better at your job than I expected.

She seemed to be
in desperate need of a divorce. Well then.

-Do you live in that direction?
-Yes.

Then lead the way
before I die of starvation.

No.

I don't invite anyone to my home.

Goodbye.

I guess it's pretty urgent.

CRO-MAGNONS
AND THE BRONZE AGE CASTING

"Cro-Magnons"?

It's ready.

Thank you.

Just a moment.

I'll just sit in this chair.

That chair is for the owner.

There you go.

Let's eat.

Thank you.

-Help yourself.
-Okay.

Good.

KIM GUN-BOK, KIM GA-YEON
KIM MIN-JOO, KIM MIN-WOOK

Kim Bo-gang is no good.

Kim Mi-jae is no good.

It's me, Dae-bok.

Hello?

Hey, Mi-jae. It's me.

You're busy? I just wanted to know…

Hello? Why are you busy on a weekend?

Hey, Seok-gi. It's me.

Hi, Dae-bok.

It's the weekend. What are you up to?

I'm sorry about this,

but I took out a policy
a little while ago,

-so I can't do another one.
-No, it's not that.

I just called to see
if you were up for a round of pool.

Darn, my wife is calling me.

-Let's talk again later.
-Hey, Seok-gi. Hello?

How did my life turn out like this?

Jeez.

I wonder what my dear wife
posted this time.

SINGLE

What? Single?

Seriously?

I was just trying to make a living.

My goodness.

You've been through a lot, Dae-bok.

Right. This is how you share photos.

It worked.

This is my first social media post.

Are you awake now?

Why did you order so much?

Because you owe them the room charge.

You're too nice for your own good.

Why didn't you just wake me up?

You looked tired,
so I wanted you to sleep.

You sound just like her.

Why do you knit?

It stimulates the frontal, parietal,
occipital, and temporal lobes.

Jeez.

Actually, I want to be good at it.

Knitting each stitch together
to create something

reminds me of relationships
between people.

When I focus on knitting,

it soothes my anger in that moment,

and my anxiety disappears.

If I can unravel the mistakes of my life
and start over,

I think I can knit a new one.

I'm also excited to see if I can finish it

by just sticking with it.

I think that's why

I want to at least get good at knitting.

In that case,

please teach me how to knit.

You want to knit, Mr. Noh?

Yes. I have an unfinished knitting piece.

"An unfinished knitting piece"?
What is it?

I don't know.

Do you want to go and clear our heads?

This is a weird way to clear your head.

Buying something you like
makes you feel better.

Hey, eggs. Can you grab me a carton?

-This one?
-The smaller one.

-Thank you.
-No problem.

Green onions.

-Do you want to split this?
-No, thank you.

I always have leftovers
when I buy a bunch since I live alone.

But I need them for cooking.

Why can't they sell these in stalks,
not bunches?

I don't have a fridge,
so I'll have to decline.

You don't have a fridge?

Why not? Are you still in the Joseon era?

I got a new one after careful thought,
but he took it.

For some reason,

it just feels unfair
to buy two fridges in one year.

Right. Two fridges in one year
is a bit much.

Why did you break up?

Where's this coming from?

I just got curious all of a sudden.

Because I was stupid.

What about you, Mr. Noh?

Because I can be petty.

A FEW YEARS AGO

You must be tired.

-I'll take that.
-Thanks.

I'll have dinner ready soon.

-Dinner?
-Yes.

Darn. Let's have something simple tonight.

I have plans for dinner.

-You have plans?
-Yes.

There's a guy I knew
when I lived in New York.

He's in Korea, so we're meeting up.

If he came all the way from the US,
I guess you should see him.

I can take you there if you're tired.

No, it's okay. I'm meeting him at home.

I see. So he's coming over here?

That's good. Meeting at home is easier.

No, not here. My home.

"My home"?

-What do you mean by that?
-What?

Oh, I meant the place where I lived.

I thought you sold that place
after we got married.

Why would I get rid of my personal space?

What is it?

It's weird that you have a separate home.

What's weird about it?

I can certainly afford it,
and I need my own space.

But we're married.

That doesn't mean
we have to share everything.

You should have at least told me about it.

Why should I tell you everything?

Because we're a married couple.

A married couple?

So we have to agree on everything
because we're married?

That seems more weird to me.

Marriage is the biggest part of my life,

but I don't think it's everything.

Marriage shouldn't be
your everything either, Ki-jun.

Got it?

I'll see you later.

You can take the sofa.
I'll sit in the fishing chair this time.

-Are you sure?
-You sat in this earlier.

So it's my turn to sit
in the fishing chair.

That sounds fair.

No, this is my cup.

By the way,

why do you live this way
when you have plenty of room?

-I'm sick of it.
-What do you mean?

My ex-wife liked decorating the house.

So we had too many belongings.

Whenever I came home after work,
there would always be some new addition.

My wife claimed she did it for me.

But all it did was
push me further out of our house.

That's when I knew.

All I needed

was a space just for me.

I understand what you mean.

-You do?
-Yes, I do.

It's the need to defend
your personal space.

When I bring this up, people curse at me
instead of understanding.

I'm used to getting cursed at,
so I understand.

You're very chill.

By the way, what's that?

It's my pet rock.

"Pet rock"?

I brought it back from a fishing spot
when I went with Ki-jun.

Mr. Noh goes fishing?

Are you sure you two were married?

He never mentioned fishing to me.

Do you like to fish?

No. I hate it.

I guess he knew you hated it
and decided not to tell you.

We went fishing in the middle of winter.

I think it was right after
we both got divorced.

We didn't say a word about our divorces.

We only talked about dogs and cats
and whether we should get them as pets.

Our discussion about having pets
led to a discussion about ontology.

We eventually decided to give up
on having pets, but…

-But?
-But that's when

this rock caught my eye.

And I figured

this cold, expressionless rock

wouldn't get mad or make me feel guilty
even if it didn't find my jokes funny.

Yes, Mr. Noh.

Sorry, I just found it.
I'll be right there.

Su-in, look over there.

Hey.

Are you stalking me?

Why did you come here to shop?

And why didn't you send me
what I asked for?

I can't use my bidet because of you!

Jeez, what a moron.
You're really something.

What is it? Are you being invasive again?

Did you forget? Is that it?

Did you forget because you're an idiot?

Did you forget? Answer me.

What are you going to do?

What do you think you can possibly do?

You!

Are you crazy? Why are you yelling at me?

Who the hell are you?

Su-in, let's just go.

I'll bring my own chair next time.

Excuse me?

Damn it!

By the way,
where did you find that courage?

I was just angry.

You should get angry more often.

Seriously?

Thanks for giving me courage.

Don't mention it.

Understood.

Yes, I'll see you then.

Goodbye.

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

PIN

ID, PASSWORD

DIVORCE INSURANCE
POLICY TERMS & CONDITIONS

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

What will we do
about the five rejected cases?

We got three new contracts
over the weekend.

So we just need two more.

We'll take care of it as soon as possible.

We need a divorce rate of zero
during the six-month contract term.

How are you going to meet this condition?

We'll determine special management cases.

-"Special management cases"?
-Yes.

We'll select policyholders
who are at very high-risk for divorce

and closely monitor them.

How will you determine
this high-risk group?

As you said before, Korean astrology,
physiognomy, and profiling.

We'll use every means possible
to filter them out.

So you'll pull every trick in the book
to prevent divorces for six months.

No matter what comes next, we have to.

Is that all?

No, ma'am.

This is a list of partners
for divorce prevention.

For our special management cases,

we'll provide a variety
of divorce prevention measures,

such as couples golf,
couples travel, and couples therapy.

Sounds good.

Ms. Jeon, about this list of partners…

May I suggest a company
that's not on this list?

I'm open to it
if they come with better terms.

Let's move in teams then.

Yes, ma'am. Ms. Joh…

What's with the face?

It's nothing, sir.

I just think having to meet people
is really annoying.

Who? Me?

I'll see you in the lobby in ten minutes.

-Pack up and come downstairs.
-Okay.

Ms. Joh Ah-young, come see me at my desk.

Were you with Mr. Noh that day?

I was just wondering if it was yours.

Your ovulation day, that is.

Tell him to prepare a business plan.

TODAY IS YOUR OVULATION DAY
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23

What's that sound?

It's ovulation day.

We'll talk business on a business day.

I was with him that day,
but it wasn't mine.

Is that so?

I guess it wasn't yours either, Ms. Jeon.

DIVORCE PREVENTION PARTNERS LIST

I'll handle the list up to here.

Ms. Joh, you cover this part, okay?

Yes, sir.

-Actually, no.
-Excuse me?

Why don't you get creative
and find something young people like?

Get creative, sir?

I'll see you later, sir.

My tire's flat.

Oh, dear. Does this mean we can't go?

-Shall we take a taxi?
-No, I'll take care of it.

Don't worry about a thing.

I just went for coffee.
Did they already fix the tire?

Yes. Thank you.

That was quick, right? Get in.

WUSEOK TRAVEL AGENCY

Is this Wuseok Travel Agency?

-Yes.
-I see.

I'm here to see Director Kim Seok-gi.

He's right there.

Hey, Seok-gi!

Come on. Where do you think you're going?

Dae-bok, what brings you all the way here?

I'm sorry, but…

Don't be scared.
I'm not here to sell insurance.

Seok-gi.

Why don't you partner with us
on a project?

-A project?
-Yes.

Our company is developing
a new insurance product.

It's connected to that product,
so it should be good.

MASTER OF PHYSIOGNOMY
DAE-SIN

APPEARANCE ON THE TV SHOW

These are the photos
of the divorce insurance policyholders.

Please look at the photos
and rank them based on

high divorce probability.

This is the order.

You live up to your reputation, sir.

Sir.

Is it really possible to learn about
someone's life through physiognomy?

Of course.

One's impression is
just a reflection of what's inside,

while physiognomy helps you
to read one's character.

In other words,

a person's life
depends on their character.

If you have different personalities,

it's no surprise
that married life could be difficult.

But isn't there
a specific way to read faces?

Of course, there is.

Your face consists of five key features.

Hold on, I need some paper.

Where is it?

Just draw it right here, sir.

Are you sure that's okay?

It'll be an honor, sir.

Thanks so much.

Don't mention it.
We're friends, after all.

Seok-gi, I reached out to you

because your company is solid
and more trustworthy than others.

You should be proud of yourself.

How's your wife? Is she well?

Of course. She's very well.

She's living it up these days.

She's never home
because she's always out and about.

My wife is the same way.

Really? But she used to be so reserved.

-That was a long time ago.
-Is that so?

Hey, think about our younger years.

We always got together
to drink and shoot pool

while our wives stayed at home
and raised the kids.

After spending
their younger years like that,

imagine how upset they must be
now that they're old.

At least we used our jobs as an excuse
to do whatever we wanted.

-It's understandable.
-You're right.

By the way, what's that place?

That's Rovaniemi, Finland.

It's Santa Claus' official residence.

Is that so?

-Jeez, it looks incredible.
-It's amazing, right?

They say if you watch
the Northern Lights together,

it can rekindle your love.

Really?

Have you been there?

Just because I run a travel agency
doesn't mean I can go everywhere.

I wish I could go see
the Northern Lights myself.

Let's go at least once before we die.

Yes, let's definitely do that.

Thank you for making time for us, sir.

Thank you so much, professor.

By the way, is it okay for you
to leave like this?

Yes, sir. We can wipe this off later.

But there's something more important
than one's physical image.

It's your heart.

In the end, it's the heart
that shapes your physical image,

so it's possible
for your physiognomy to change.

-Yes, sir.
-Yes, sir.

-You look good.
-You too, Mr. Noh.

Hold still. Let me read your face.

Okay.

He said a good face has balanced features

that don't stand out in particular.

But all of your features stand out.

I'll read your face now.

Considering that
your superciliary arch is repressed,

and your nose is too small for your face--

What's wrong with my nose?

Hurry up and wipe your face.

Okay.

Time to wipe off my west peak.

All done.

Hey, that stings.

Of course, it stings.
You should wipe carefully.

Or else it'll get in your eyes.

-I'm okay.
-Let me do it.

Keep still and close your eyes.

Jeez.

Are you a panda?

-Whatever.
-I bet your favorite food is bamboo.

Just a second.

-Hello?
-Is this Mr. Noh Ki-jun?

Yes, it is.

I'm Kim Seon-man,
a manager in the FSS Insurance Division.

Yes, sir.

We found evidence

of an insurance regulation violation
during the product development process.

You'll need to appear before the FSS.

An insurance regulation violation?

Yes.

The divorce insurance approval
may be revoked.

Management until the contract term ends?

Do what until the term ends?

We're not
a divorce prevention management team!

I want you to teach dance lessons.

Will we continue to see each other?

What's even more shocking is that…

According to the experts, this person
is most likely to get divorced.

Get out and take care of it.

Don't you dare come back
before solving this issue!

Let's just go. We must handle it
within the golden hour.

-You sound like a doctor.
-Scalpel. Never mind.

Do you have any idea
where your husband might be?

Try and find one if you can.

He said to go
to Gorangae Village right now.

Please come down before sunset.

It's a high-altitude area,
so it can get dark quickly.

Subtitle: Jenny Kim