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Annie, sweetie,
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are you sure you're not
gonna join us at the pool?
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I don't feel like swimming.
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I'd like you to make the
most of this vacation.
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You know, your dad's already down there
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and he said he'd go diving
for pennies with you!
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Can't I just read?
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OK, but if you change
your mind, come on down.
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OK.
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- Come on!
- Hurry up!
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Aw, look at you.
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I guess Lamar inspired you to cook?
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Yeah, I guess he did.
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Does that mean you're
gonna fuck me as well?
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Oh, God.
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Fran. I'm... I'm sorry.
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- Are you mad?
- Why would I be mad?
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We're one step closer to being sisters.
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Ohh. Oh, God!
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OK. I...
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I hope you know that,
like, Lamar and I talked,
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and I was gonna tell you.
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Well, he already told me.
He has a very big mouth.
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I mean, you knew that
already, because...
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- you just took his virginity.
- Fran.
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- No.
- Ohh!
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I forgot that you believed
in Santa until you were 16.
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- My God! Ugh, what?
- Gullible baby possum.
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- So how'd you feel about last night?
- I mean...
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pretty fuckin' good.
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Whoa!
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No. What are you doing?
That's my brother.
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- Oh. I know.
- That's inappropriate.
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OK, wow, no.
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Tell me how you feel in terms of
your emotions, and nothing more.
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Well, if I'm being totally honest,
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I mean, I don't know,
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Ryan was just with someone else,
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but I just told him how
fucked up that was,
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and then I went and did
the exact same thing.
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Like, I just, I don't
know, I feel kind of...
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Please don't say guilty.
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- I do. I feel guilty.
- Great.
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OK, nope. Nope.
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I would like to propose and instill
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a strict "No Ryan" rule
in this house, thank you.
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- Wha... what's that?
- It means never say his name,
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never bring him into our home.
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He is an ignorant bag of expired meat,
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and I've told you and told
you, and you're not listening,
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and I'm getting tired of it, so
I have to be strict with you.
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OK, but I've been wanting to be
Mrs. Expired Meat for a while.
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- Oh, my God, can I have that?
- No.
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No.
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All right, it's official,
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we're doing the "Thousand and One
Summer Stories" issue again,
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so please, let's be
diligent about the overlap?
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We don't need three stories
about vaginal waxing.
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- Plus, bush is back.
- I agree.
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Also, HR has a new insurance policy,
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which means we have a preventative
health discount program,
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which means I save a buttload
of money if you can manage
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to pry your cheese-thighs off the
couch more than once a week.
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Okay, didn't you write about this
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- for your obesity epidemic article?
- I did write about that.
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- Thank you for giving a fuck.
- I loved that story, Gabe,
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- it changed me.
- Andy, fuck off.
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OK, look, we're gonna be getting
rid of the vending machines...
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- What?
- ... and we're gonna do
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one heart-healthy
"grouptivity" once a month,
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- starting this week.
- Oh, cool. Forced fun.
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That's right, forced fun.
I like that. Forced fun.
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We're gonna call it Forced Fun,
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and our first Forced Fun
activity is this Saturday.
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It's gonna be a ten-mile bike ride
around Sauvie Island. How's that?
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Actually, I just got my youngest
a bike, so that'll be fun.
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Oh, no, no youngest, no kids.
Kids are the opposite of fun.
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Kids are like mice on a glue trap,
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squealing and shitting
until you drown them.
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All right, I've got a call in five.
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That means you're gonna
email me your pitches.
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- That'll be all.
- Oh, actually, Gabe,
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if I could just give
you a quick pitch...
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Didn't I literally just
say email the pitches?
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- Yes. Yes.
- But you're gonna give me a pitch.
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Well, I heard about this pool party,
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and it's all about inclusivity...
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- I hate that word.
- ... and celebrating larger bodies,
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and they sent it to the calendar,
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but I think it could be a cool story.
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Bodies in a pool. That's
not a story, Annie.
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OK, but it actually is about
a lot more than that.
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It's about people feeling
comfortable in their own skin.
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The last thing we need
is everybody feeling
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comfortable in their own skin.
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That would be the '70s.
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My gut instinct is that
it's not a good fit.
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Great fit for the calendar.
Go crazy with that.
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OK, and you should
definitely trust your gut,
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but I also think that my
last article is proof...
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... that my instincts
might be good, too.
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- Right?
- Annie, we gotta pace ourselves.
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Remember Gutenberg's second
idea after the printing press?
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- No.
- Exactly.
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The answer is no. Thank you so much.
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- Are we good? Great.
- Y-Yeah.
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God! He was just so
dismissive about my article.
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Yeah. He just compared my human
children to rodents, so...
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I know. But, like, am I
just back to square one?
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I'm just the calendar girl now?
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You've got a log-in and a password.
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Just go online and upload somethin'.
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Yeah, but wouldn't
that make Gabe so mad?
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No. Not if it's good.
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Remember what happened
with your last article.
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I mean, that's true. That's true.
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And I'm going to the party anyway.
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I might as well at least see
if there's an angle, right?
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- Why not?
- Annie Easton investigates.
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Oh! Shit.
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We raided the vending
machine... Oh, fuck! Shit!
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Fuck shit! Fuckin' shit!
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I'm gonna get some candy.
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Did you know that fruit was
actually the original inspiration
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- for candy?
- No.
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Annie!
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Oh, my God. Who is that?
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Looks like Chewbacca
after an acid attack.
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Um, yeah, I... I actually...
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- I know him.
- Ew.
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Yeah. Um, I'll... I'll
talk to you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
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- You didn't answer my text.
- Yeah.
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Well...
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are you still mad at me?
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I don't know.
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Annie. Hey, maybe we can...
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OK, OK. I should just
tell you something, OK?
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Um, I was with someone else.
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And I don't want to hide it from you,
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and so now you know
that... I fucked someone.
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Oh, shit.
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I don't know why you
even care, honestly,
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but that's what I was doing
when I wasn't with you.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Who was it?
- Someone I know.
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Someone... that I have known.
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- Was it Pete or Mike?
- No.
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God. Do you even have any sense
of who those people are?
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How could you do... like...
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I mean, this feels fuckin'
really, really bad.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- I feel insane right now.
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I hate this!
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OK, well, don't you think that
that's exactly how I felt
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when I saw you with that pencil girl?
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I mean, I felt like shit,
and now you feel like shit.
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OK, let's call it even.
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No, because I can't keep fucking
doing this half-ass thing with you.
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I mean, we've been through
this, truly, a million times,
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and you keep coming after
me, but... but honestly,
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if you don't see me as someone
who you want as a girlfriend,
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then I don't know what we're doing here.
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I don't know what I want,
OK? But I fuckin' hate this.
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This feels terrible.
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Yeah, well, you made it like this.
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- You did this. I gotta go.
- I didn't...
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I didn't know that I did...
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Annie, come on.
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I don't know, it was kinda sad,
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he, like, tracked me down, you know?
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And that's what I
honestly can't believe.
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He came to my work.
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- No Ryan.
- What?
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I can't even talk about
how I blew him off?
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No, because talking about him
could lead to more obsessing,
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- and we can't take that risk.
- Hmm.
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Oh, God. What is that?
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The ATM girl gave me
micro-dose shroom pills.
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- I've taken like 20.
- OK, but what is it?
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It's just like a mini-dose of shrooms,
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it gives you like a really chill vibe.
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Yeah, but you took 20.
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Yeah, because I flirt
better when I'm high.
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- Macro-dose, baby.
- Oh, God.
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Are you sure you're not gonna be hot?
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Well, I don't want to get a sunburn.
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Plus, you know, I'm
here as a journalist.
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It would be unprofessional
for me to wear a swimsuit.
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And I gotta be at Forced Fun
in a couple hours, you know?
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... it's hard to control. I get
it when you feel emotional,
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- but at the same time, it's too much.
- Yeah, honestly.
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- Holy shit.
- Fucking hell.
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- Who is that girl?
- Have fun!
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She's so hot.
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- I have to know her.
- Let me just get my bearings
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for a sec, OK?
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Just... going...
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- Hi. I'm Fran.
- Hi.
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- My friend, Annie.
- Jeans to a pool party.
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Bold choice. I like it.
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Oh, yeah, I, uh... I like
jeans, so I'm wearin' 'em.
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Um, wow, I'm actually...
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the reason I'm here is 'cause
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I'm here from The Weekly Thorn.
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Oh, yes, of course. Annie.
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I know who you are.
This... this is my event.
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Thank you so much for
signal-boosting it on the calendar.
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You know, I actually sent it to you,
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because I fucking loved
your strip club article.
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Thank you so much!
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Um... that's so nice. How long...
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how long have you had this event?
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Gosh, this is our third year, and
it just keeps getting bigger.
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Wow. Well, I love this.
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I-I really support
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everything that's happening
right now. It's amazing.
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Yeah. You're so beautiful.
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- Oh.
- You're like the sun.
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I'm very high.
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Do you guys want to get in the pool?
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- Yes. I want to get in the pool.
- OK, let's do it.
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You guys go ahead. I'm...
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I'm gonna...
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just... I'm gonna check
shit out and hang.
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Whoo!
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♪ You make my worries disappear ♪
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♪ You got it, I want it ♪
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♪ Why would I control it? ♪
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♪ You could give it all to me ♪
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♪ You speak to my senses ♪
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♪ I scream till I surface ♪
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♪ Don't know what's reality ♪
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Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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♪ I want those sweet lips on me again ♪
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♪ Just a little bit ♪
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♪ Just a little bit ♪
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♪ Just a little bit ♪
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♪ Just a little bit ♪
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♪ Just a little bit ♪
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♪ Just a little bit ♪
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♪ Just a little bit ♪
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♪ Just a little bit, just ♪
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♪ I'll be your wildfire, ooh ♪
248
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♪ Got them chills up
and down your spine ♪
249
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♪ I'm like a body high, high ♪
250
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♪ I'll be the only
drug you need, oh... ♪
251
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Hi! Could I get a margarita?
252
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- Yeah, you want the frozen one?
- Oh... maybe.
253
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They're really good. That's what I got.
254
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- OK, shit, I'll do it.
- Yeah? OK.
255
00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:47,933
I, uh, I love your skirt.
256
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,580
Oh! Thanks. It's my friend's line.
257
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I wear it, like, every day.
258
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Yeah, that's... that's like exactly
what I'm always looking for,
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just like a plain, good skirt.
260
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I know, but it's so hard trying
to find plus-size basics.
261
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:04,520
I know, everything is either,
like, a big Indiana Walmart sack
262
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or it's, like, some cutesy
shit covered in, like,
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Eiffel Tower postage stamps or whatever.
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God.
265
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Oh, my friend who makes
the skirts is here.
266
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- Do you want to meet her?
- Um, yes.
267
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It's so cool that she
like, has her own line.
268
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Hey, Mary. This is Annie.
269
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- Hey.
- Nice to meet you.
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Oh, cool.
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♪ And I know and I know and I know ♪
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♪ That you got everything ♪
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♪ But I got nothing here without you ♪
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♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ So one last time ♪
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- ♪ I need to be the one ♪
- Come on! Everyone's dancing!
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♪ Who takes you home ♪
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♪ One more time ♪
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♪ I promise after that ♪
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- ♪ I'll let you go ♪
- Come on!
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- ♪ Baby, I don't care if you got her ♪
- OK.
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♪ In your heart ♪
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♪ All I really care is
you wake up in my arms ♪
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♪ One last time ♪
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♪ I need to be the one
who takes you home ♪
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♪ I know I should've fought it,
at least I'm being honest ♪
287
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♪ But stay with me a minute, I
swear I'll make it worth it, hey ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't wanna be without ya ♪
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♪ So one last time ♪
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♪ I need to be the one ♪
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♪ Who takes you home ♪
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♪ One more time ♪
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♪ I promise after that ♪
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♪ I'll let you go ♪
295
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♪ Baby, I don't care if you
got her in your heart ♪
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♪ All I really care is
you wake up in my arms ♪
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♪ One last time ♪
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♪ I need to be the one ♪
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♪ Who takes you home, yeah ♪
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Hey!
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Oh, my God, it is so hot out here,
302
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but I'm not even mad about it, honestly.
303
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I'm just having so much fun!
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- I'm having the time of my life.
- Good!
305
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,990
- That's what this is all about.
- I know!
306
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Oh, my God, I've met so many
people, and I'm honestly thinking
307
00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:19,160
about buying a crop-top,
which I gotta say
308
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,462
was not in the cards for me before,
309
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,310
but I just gotta get in that pool.
310
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Yeah, this is good.
311
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Yay!
312
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- Yes, yes.
- So stupid.
313
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They'll be bad, I know it.
314
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- OK, tell me...
- They're good.
315
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Really? Are they good or are they bad?
316
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They're really fun.
317
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Oh, my God, you look really good!
318
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OK.
319
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- _
- Oh, fuck!
320
00:16:30,771 --> 00:16:33,770
Shit! I was supposed to be
at Forced Fun two hours ago.
321
00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:35,440
God damn it!
322
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:38,770
OK, I can get dressed. Shit!
323
00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:46,760
- Hi!
- Annie.
324
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:49,049
What's up, dude? You
look like a drowned rat.
325
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,059
I know. I went...
326
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,890
- I went to a pool party.
- Yeah?
327
00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:53,470
And then I just lost track of time.
328
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,345
- Oh. How was it?
- I mean, amazing, honestly.
329
00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:58,740
- Like, maybe the best day of my life.
- Oh, cool.
330
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,410
Yeah. Oh, hey, Gabe! Hey, Tony!
331
00:17:01,415 --> 00:17:04,879
Oh, wow, Annie. Only two hours late.
332
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,499
- It's totally fine.
- You know what,
333
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,720
he says that it's fine, but I
can assure you, it's not fine.
334
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:12,019
I... I got that, Tony. Thank you.
335
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,819
- Lazy bodies, lazy minds.
- Exactly.
336
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:17,870
I'm sorry, was... was
that directed to me?
337
00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:21,660
Annie, can we... talk in private?
338
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,510
Sure. Of course.
339
00:17:25,881 --> 00:17:27,550
Look, I'm...
340
00:17:27,552 --> 00:17:29,840
I don't want to embarrass you
in front of everybody...
341
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,092
Yeah, Gabe, I'm really sorry.
342
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,060
Annie, your article was great,
343
00:17:34,064 --> 00:17:36,270
but writing is not all
about glamor, you know,
344
00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:38,150
sometimes it's about doin'
shit you don't want to do
345
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,990
- and getting paid in cat food.
- I know,
346
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,160
and I... I really am sorry, I just...
347
00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:45,814
I wasn't thinking, but I do...
I take work very seriously.
348
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,800
Good. But you also know
that the health focus
349
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:51,300
requires us to take the
burden off the company
350
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:54,180
by taking care of ourselves.
351
00:17:54,188 --> 00:17:56,310
OK, what does that mean?
352
00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:58,703
There's... a sloppiness...
353
00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:03,539
Like I said, "lazy
bodies, lazy minds... "
354
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,710
it's kind of where our
nation is going right now.
355
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,330
I mean, we can't get out
of our fuckin' heads
356
00:18:07,339 --> 00:18:10,255
to get off our screens
and get up and do shit.
357
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,720
I'm not sure what you're
trying to say specifically.
358
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,092
Like, about my health?
359
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,149
All I'm saying is that
everybody else showed up
360
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:18,840
with their bikes on time.
361
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,974
And guess who didn't.
362
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,490
Success is about an effort.
363
00:18:23,496 --> 00:18:26,271
I succeed because I try. I try
every day, I try every way.
364
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,630
OK, well, I do try.
365
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:30,276
You didn't today.
366
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,696
OK.
367
00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:37,390
All done?
368
00:18:37,399 --> 00:18:39,490
Hope you weren't too hard on her.
369
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:51,588
He implied that...
370
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,383
I need to be less fat to do good work.
371
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,344
God, and it's like, isn't
it already bad enough
372
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:02,070
that he is constantly writing
about the obesity epidemic
373
00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:05,699
like it's this...
abstract, far away thing?
374
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,640
When it's, like, that's me. You know?
375
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:10,379
Like, I'm the obesity
epidemic, and you know me.
376
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,899
You know I was like,
at that event today,
377
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,300
and there were so many people
378
00:19:14,306 --> 00:19:17,390
just like, living in their
bodies and enjoying their life,
379
00:19:17,395 --> 00:19:20,359
and that shit was
un-fuckin'-believable to me.
380
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:24,150
And also, it's like, "OK, cool, man.
381
00:19:24,159 --> 00:19:28,040
Really fuckin' cool. Very
original point. No shit."
382
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,839
You don't think the whole world
isn't constantly telling me
383
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,505
that I'm a fat piece of
shit who doesn't try hard?
384
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,680
Every fuckin' magazine, and commercial,
385
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:40,600
and weird, targeted ads telling
me to freeze my fat off
386
00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:45,475
or to drink a tea so that I'll
shit my brain out my ass?
387
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,950
And at this point, I could be a
licensed fucking nutritionist,
388
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:52,065
because I've literally been training
for it since the fourth grade,
389
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:55,760
which... is the first
time that my mom said
390
00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:59,390
that I should just eat
a bowl of Special K
391
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:03,020
and not the dinner that she
made for everyone else...
392
00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:06,320
so that I might be a little bit smaller,
393
00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:08,840
and so that she could fuckin'...
394
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,369
I could have boys like me.
395
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:12,659
My mom said that to me, too.
396
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,010
I... honestly, I don't even blame her,
397
00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:17,389
because...
398
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,969
because it's a fucking
mind prison, you know?
399
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,300
That every fuckin' woman everywhere
400
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,150
has been programmed
to believe, you know?
401
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:29,620
And I've wasted so much time and
energy and money, for what?
402
00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:33,040
For what?! You know?
I'm fat! I'm fuckin' fat!
403
00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:35,550
Hello! I'm fat, you know?
404
00:20:35,552 --> 00:20:38,220
Yeah. I wish someone would've said
this to me when I was younger.
405
00:20:38,224 --> 00:20:40,100
Me, too.
406
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:44,270
Because it would have
saved me so much time...
407
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,120
and pain.
408
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,879
And I-I don't want to
leave on that note.
409
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,850
I just wanna say that I actually
did have a very lovely day
410
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:02,980
and it was... very fun.
411
00:21:02,982 --> 00:21:04,780
I had so much fun.
412
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:25,600
_
413
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:35,180
_
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00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:36,880
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