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Wait.
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Oh...
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Oh, hi.
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What?
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Good God.
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Bye.
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Hmm.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Morning. How are you?
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Cool. Kicking pizza.
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- You can just take my number.
- Oh!
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Oh, my God, you're Toned Tanya.
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I was just taking a photo
so the tabs were available
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for other people, so...
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- Here. Take a tab.
- Oh. Thank you.
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Oh.
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Wow. Your wrists are tiny.
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Oh.
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You actually have a really small frame.
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There is a small person inside
of you dying to get out.
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Well, I hope that small
person's OK in there.
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I know, it can seem impossible.
But you can do this.
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You weren't meant to carry
around all this extra weight.
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Oh. Wow. Um, very cool.
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I know I can help you.
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Well, that's very nice. Thank you.
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No. Thank yourself for the
amazing way you're gonna feel
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after you give yourself
permission to be well.
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Thank you, me.
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- You could be so pretty.
- Oh.
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- That was crazy.
- Oh. No.
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No, no, it was cool. She
wants me to transform...
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like a Transformer.
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You're funny! You're
like Rosie O'Donnell.
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- Oh.
- I think that
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every time you come in here.
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I think, "Who does she remind
me of? Rosie O'Donnell."
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Oh! Wow. Thank you.
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- Yeah.
- OK, well, have a good one, guys.
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- You too.
- You too.
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"Piles of old prescription
glasses and other treasures
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once owned by child
ghosts can now be yours.
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It's the annual St. Andrew's
Academy rummage sale."
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- It's good.
- Really?
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Yeah. I'm into it.
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Hey, Gabe! Cool shirt alert!
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Whoo!
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Did you just "cool shirt
alert" your grown-man boss?
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Yes. And I whoo'ed.
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Amadi, would I be insane
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to go and pitch Gabe my idea about
Portland's female longshoremen?
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- I say go for it.
- Really?
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Really.
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- OK. I'm gonna do it.
- Go do it.
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- Hey, Ruthie.
- What?
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- I was just saying hi.
- Hi.
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Would it be OK if I, um,
went in and talked to Gabe?
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- I'm sorry, what?
- Can I go in and talk to Gabe?
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I'm having a bad day. Look at this.
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Is that a little cat? Or...
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It's a cat that was shot to death.
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Jesus! Why are you looking at that?
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I don't know. Shut up.
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OK. Thank you.
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He's not coming.
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Gabe!
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I said come in!
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OK. Thanks, Ruthie.
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I'm-I'm sorry to interrupt.
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What is it?
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I just came in to say that, um,
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I just loved your article
in last week's issue.
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It was so, so great.
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Did you, um...
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did you really give Henry
Rollins a piggyback ride?
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That's what we called it back then.
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Oh, God. So, so good. Amazing.
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- What is it, Annie?
- Well, um, first let me just say
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you know that it's been my dream
to work for you, and I've...
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I've been reading your
work since I was 14.
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That's adorable. Is there a point?
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Well, I know I'm just
Assistant Calendar Editor,
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but I would really love to write more,
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- and I have some ideas...
- Annie.
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You millennial dumpling.
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I just want you to work
hard and pay your dues.
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- OK?
- OK.
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God, when I was your age, I was already
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burnin' shit down and fuckin' shit up.
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Yes. Exactly. And I would love
to start fuckin' some shit up.
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Annie, please, go away.
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I love you. You're a vital and tiny cog.
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OK. So that's a maybe then, right?
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Ohh. Ohh...
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- Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
- What?
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- I just... Don't stop.
- OK.
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I just wanna leave it on, OK?
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OK. Mmm.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It always feels so
much better no-condom.
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For you too, right?
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Yes, absolutely.
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I was worried too, because I jacked off
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like an hour before you got here.
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- Mm-hmm?
- But that was actually really good.
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- Cool.
- Mm.
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Hey, um, you should get a second pillow,
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'cause then I can have
one when I sleep over.
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No way. I'm your pillow.
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You know, um, it's almost our
six-months-of-fucking anniversary.
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Why do you think I brought the water?
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Well, thanks.
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- Thanks for that.
- You're welcome.
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OK.
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I gotta go back to work.
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But... do you wanna get dinner tonight?
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I can't. I'm, uh,
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working on my Alcatraz
podcast with Pete and Mike.
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- Oh, yeah, um, "Talkin' 'Traz," right?
- Yeah.
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Well, do you work at the
hardware store today, or no?
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No. My boss Dave suspended me
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for making free keys
for everyone I know.
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Well, then you should make
a key to Dave's house
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and then kill him and his entire family.
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That's fucked up.
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- His wife just had a baby.
- Oh. Yeah.
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I-I wasn't serious about the murder,
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but you're taking it
seriously, so that's good.
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I'm glad I got to see you.
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Me too. That was cool.
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- Yeah.
- Good God...
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Hey, my roommates are here, so...
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Your brother and Pete? I
really want to meet them.
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Yeah, and you will, like, definitely.
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But maybe not today?
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I don't wanna have to explain
my love life to those clowns.
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- Totally. Sure.
- Yeah.
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Hey. You're cool with going
out the back again, right?
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Um...
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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C'mon.
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Shhh! Quietly.
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OK, bye.
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Oh, wait. Gimme a kiss.
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Uhh!
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Hi.
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Let's see, I got my lotion and my gum
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and my shoelaces for my
brown shoes, which I love,
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um, and could I also get,
um, the morning-after pill?
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I think it's called... Step Two?
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Thank you.
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So, do you, uh, sell more
of the morning-after pill
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in the morning, or is it
kind of an all-day thing?
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Hey, Nick! Do we sell the
morning-after pill...
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That's OK, we... we don't
need to bother Nick.
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He's, um, doin' pill business.
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Um, I-I will just pay,
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and... and this'll be over.
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This is the best haircut I've ever done.
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If I saw you walkin' down the street,
I would get down on one knee.
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You look perfect.
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Fran, you're a genius.
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Text me if you want a fringe trim.
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Or text me when you break up
with your shitty boyfriend.
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Bye. Thank you.
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- Bye, Annie.
- Bye!
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Oh, my God. She comes
for trims all the time.
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- It's exhausting.
- I know, and did she even pay you?
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'Cause she's the one
that never pays, right?
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She never pays me in money.
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It's always some shit that I don't want.
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I mean, let's see what she
brought me this time.
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- OK, whoa.
- Oh.
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Ooh!
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This could be for you.
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I don't know.
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I don't know if I would
really wear this.
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Like, could I pull it off?
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Also, it looks like the security
tags are still on there,
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which, I don't know, kind
of leads me to believe
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it's all stolen.
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Is that our business, though?
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I mean, yes, a grifter whose hair
I cut brought them into our home,
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but this stuff is nice.
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- Ooh.
- Good God.
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- That's looks like a stillborn puppy.
- What?!
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Bonkers! Bonkers, no!
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Oh my God, he has a tampon.
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- Was that yours?
- No. No, I haven't had my period
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in kind of a while, actually.
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- Oh, fuck!
- What?
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Mia just texted me and said
she wanted to hang out,
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but I already told the other
one she could come over.
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OK. Don't call her "the other
one." I really like Sarah.
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Yeah, I mean, Sarah's fine.
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What... what are you, Mrs. Doubtfire?
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You gonna get 'em in the same restaurant
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and just juggle 'em back and forth?
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OK, first of all, that's not
the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire.
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Mrs. Doubtfire is about one man
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trying to convince one
family that he's two people.
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I am one person trying to
fuck two people as myself.
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OK, well, that is fucked, Fran.
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What's your problem?
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I don't know, I feel... kind of weird.
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Shit, that's Sarah. Are you OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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"Submerge the wand... "
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Fuck!
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Uhh. Shit.
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Hello. I'm sorry, I just took this
pregnancy test in your bathroom,
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and I believe that it's defective,
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because it just gave me a very
disturbing false positive,
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so I would love to do
an exchange, please?
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How is it defective?
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It says that I'm pregnant,
and that's impossible
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because I've been taking
the morning-after pill.
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Oh. Uh, do you weigh over 175 pounds?
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Yes.
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The morning-only pill is only dosed
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for women 175 pounds and under.
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What?! But I've taken it before.
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It's supposed to be
for emergencies only.
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I guess...
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I guess I'm just wondering why
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the pharmacist who's usually
here when I'm here,
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the like... Irish hunk,
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like, why didn't he tell me
that the morning-after pill
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wouldn't work for me
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any of the last seven times
I've come here and bought it?
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Oh, that guy. That guy's
very bad at his job.
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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OK.
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OK, I don't understand.
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How did this even happen? I mean,
you obviously use birth control.
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I mean, usually we do,
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but I don't know, Ryan loves to raw-dog.
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Ohh. Sorry, what?
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Well, raw-dogging.
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It's literally his favorite thing.
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So how could I take away
his favorite thing?
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My favorite thing is
you not having a child
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with a guy who says "raw-dog."
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You trying to take away
my favorite thing?
253
00:14:14,457 --> 00:14:17,254
No. No, I just...
254
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:22,170
You know, I've been using the
morning-after pill, and it didn't work.
255
00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:25,563
Are you rich? That's like $50 every
time you have sex with Ryan.
256
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:29,028
It's just, he liked me, and I
didn't want him to stop liking me,
257
00:14:29,111 --> 00:14:31,951
so... I just went with it.
258
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:34,873
- Wow.
- I know. I just...
259
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,835
What do you think I should do?
260
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,839
What? Get an abortion
261
00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:41,094
before it becomes illegal or something.
262
00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:45,018
Yeah, but I keep having
this little thought of like
263
00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:47,983
maybe this is my chance to be a mom.
264
00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:51,991
OK, you're gonna have a lot
more chances to be a mum,
265
00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:54,495
and maybe we just don't take this one,
266
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,680
which is the one with the guy
267
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,340
who makes you leave
through the back gate.
268
00:14:59,005 --> 00:15:02,219
I just mean, like...
269
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:07,187
there have been moments in my life...
270
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:11,154
where I like, didn't think that
I would ever get to have that.
271
00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:15,621
You know? Because of
what I looked like or...
272
00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:19,295
because there's a certain way
that your body is supposed to be,
273
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,798
and I'm not that.
274
00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:25,015
And that...
275
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:28,522
maybe if I was just sweet
enough and nice enough
276
00:15:28,606 --> 00:15:31,862
and easy-going enough with any guy,
277
00:15:31,945 --> 00:15:33,574
that that would be enough for someone.
278
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:36,622
Honey, you're being so
mean to yourself. I...
279
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,295
I mean, it makes me so sad.
280
00:15:40,378 --> 00:15:42,842
Well... I mean,
281
00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:47,309
it's humiliating to say out loud,
but it's also the kind of stuff
282
00:15:47,392 --> 00:15:49,815
that's fucking going through
my head all the time.
283
00:15:49,898 --> 00:15:52,111
Then we need to make sure that
it's not going through your head
284
00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:54,031
all the time, and we need to untrain you
285
00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:57,250
from thinking of yourself
in such a brutal way.
286
00:15:57,287 --> 00:15:59,333
Maybe the first step to doing that
287
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,339
is ending things with this Ryan.
288
00:16:03,299 --> 00:16:05,345
Yeah. I just...
289
00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:07,349
I don't know if I can do that.
290
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:08,853
I think you can.
291
00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:15,700
Do you think it would be OK if
I just laid down on this couch
292
00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:18,246
and slept here until I died?
293
00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:19,924
I think you have to.
294
00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:26,889
Mom?
295
00:16:30,897 --> 00:16:32,901
- Mom?
- Oh, hi!
296
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:34,180
- Oh, hi.
- I didn't know
297
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,280
you were coming over.
298
00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:37,451
- Yeah.
- Oh.
299
00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:38,704
Um, where's Dad?
300
00:16:38,787 --> 00:16:41,459
- Oh, he's laying down.
- Oh.
301
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,131
- How was radiation?
- Oh, the same.
302
00:16:44,215 --> 00:16:47,054
Makes him feel like shit,
but that's just how it is.
303
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:50,352
- Yeah.
- Hey, are you liking the Thin Menu?
304
00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:52,941
Because I am loving it.
305
00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:55,445
Um, I don't know. It's fine.
306
00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:58,034
I definitely am starving all day long.
307
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,374
Oh. OK, well, are you doing
the almonds between meals?
308
00:17:01,457 --> 00:17:03,712
Six almonds keeps me full for hours.
309
00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:06,718
Yeah. I'm doing the almonds.
They're so satisfying.
310
00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:10,016
Sometimes when I have six almonds
I feel like I had twelve almonds.
311
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,479
Oh. You're joking.
312
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,560
Sorry. It sucks.
313
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:17,780
You know, the stuff isn't
exactly free, Annie.
314
00:17:17,865 --> 00:17:21,122
You know, excuse me for trying to
do something to help both of us
315
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:23,042
get a little bit healthier.
316
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,046
Will you please take
this to your father?
317
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:30,307
What? Are you mad?
318
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,645
- No!
- OK.
319
00:17:34,189 --> 00:17:35,483
Oh, God.
320
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,060
Hi.
321
00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,102
Hey. Annie Banannie!
322
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:57,612
Welcome to my office.
323
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:04,333
Ooh. I like this. What is this?
324
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,965
This is me and Uncle Jerry
at the Hungry Turtle.
325
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:09,761
1977.
326
00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:12,474
I was younger than you
when I recorded this.
327
00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:17,150
- Where's Mom?
- She's in the kitchen.
328
00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:19,906
I bet she'll make you a sandwich
or something if you want it.
329
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:23,413
Remember that chicken salad
you made me for Father's Day?
330
00:18:23,496 --> 00:18:25,793
- Oh.
- That was the best chicken salad
331
00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:27,755
I have ever had in my life.
332
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:29,551
It was perfect!
333
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:32,222
Well, I am definitely not perfect.
334
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:34,351
Really? Well, that's
too bad, 'cause I am.
335
00:18:34,435 --> 00:18:37,190
- Oh, Dad!
- Hmm?
336
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:47,169
How are you doing? OK?
337
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:52,220
Never better. Really. Mom's
taking great care of me.
338
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:54,601
I'm gonna be back in fightin'
shape before you know it.
339
00:19:41,987 --> 00:19:44,951
And she did it! And then she did it!
340
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:52,592
Thank you.
341
00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:59,898
Um, they actually said I
can have a support person,
342
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,319
which means that you
can come in with me.
343
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,822
Of course I will.
344
00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:07,747
OK, Annie,
345
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:10,251
I'm just gonna finish numbing you now.
346
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,963
You might feel some light cramping.
347
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,740
You might also feel some
numbing in your tongue
348
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,180
or ringing in your ears. OK?
349
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,340
OK.
350
00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:18,936
You OK?
351
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:23,570
Now I'm opening your cervix.
352
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,616
Some cramping is normal.
353
00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:28,480
Everything looks great,
354
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,834
and we're about two-thirds
of the way finished now.
355
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,255
You're doing great, Annie. Almost done.
356
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,620
Annie?
357
00:21:02,648 --> 00:21:04,861
- Are you awake?
- Ye-es.
358
00:21:08,075 --> 00:21:10,706
- Oh, my God.
- OK, yes?
359
00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:13,169
Yes. Wow. Thank you.
360
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:14,672
- You like it?
- I'm a genius.
361
00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:16,843
I was right. You look fucking amazing.
362
00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:19,097
I know. I didn't think
I was gonna like it,
363
00:21:19,181 --> 00:21:21,143
but I actually really like it.
364
00:21:21,226 --> 00:21:23,355
So, thank you.
365
00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:26,278
- How you feeling?
- Better.
366
00:21:26,361 --> 00:21:30,328
Like, I feel... really, really good.
367
00:21:30,411 --> 00:21:32,123
What happened?
368
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,837
I don't know. I've had
the last couple days
369
00:21:34,921 --> 00:21:37,510
to think about a lot of shit,
370
00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:40,557
like when I was at my parents' house
371
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,605
and I was just looking at
all these photos of me
372
00:21:43,688 --> 00:21:45,818
from when I was growing up,
373
00:21:45,901 --> 00:21:48,824
and little me was just so happy
374
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:52,455
and fat and had big, dumb dreams.
375
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:57,720
And I got myself into
this huge fucking mess...
376
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:01,431
but I made a decision,
377
00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:04,437
only for me, for myself,
378
00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:06,358
and I got myself out of it.
379
00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:07,611
Good.
380
00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:11,118
I don't know, I feel very
fucking powerful right now.
381
00:22:11,201 --> 00:22:14,124
And I just feel like I need to go out.
382
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,980
Do it, bitch. I love you.
383
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,176
I love you too.
384
00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:21,430
- Oh, no.
- Oh-ho-ho!
385
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:22,740
- Oh, my gosh.
- OK.
386
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:25,450
- What's happening?
- I have no idea, but I like it.
387
00:22:25,479 --> 00:22:27,108
I'm afraid that I'm feeling myself.
388
00:22:29,321 --> 00:22:31,366
It's an emergency.
389
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,538
Whoa. Yes. I need to call 9-9-9.
390
00:22:33,622 --> 00:22:35,124
9-1-1!
391
00:22:36,878 --> 00:22:40,301
Some people think Alcatraz is
an island off San Francisco,
392
00:22:40,384 --> 00:22:43,642
but I'm here to tell you
it's an island of the mind.
393
00:22:43,725 --> 00:22:45,562
Oh, shit.
394
00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:47,482
That's crazy. Did you
just think of that?
395
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,739
Should our podcast be titled
"Island of the Mind"?
396
00:22:50,822 --> 00:22:53,703
- Oh, I like that.
- It's already called "Talkin' 'Traz."
397
00:22:53,787 --> 00:22:56,208
I'm gonna start again.
398
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,128
Welcome back to "Talkin' 'Traz."
399
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,260
Some people think Alcatraz is
an island off San Francisco,
400
00:23:01,343 --> 00:23:03,472
- Hi!
- but I'm here...
401
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:04,642
Oh, hey.
402
00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:06,270
Hey. Can we talk?
403
00:23:07,313 --> 00:23:09,317
- Yeah.
- OK.
404
00:23:09,401 --> 00:23:11,520
Hi. I'm Annie.
405
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,990
I'm the one that Ryan fucks, so...
406
00:23:16,624 --> 00:23:20,381
I just... I wanted you to
know that I got pregnant.
407
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,580
Oh, shit!
408
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,101
- And I had an abortion.
- Ahh, that's good news.
409
00:23:26,184 --> 00:23:28,919
Ryan, don't. Don't do that.
410
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,020
OK.
411
00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:34,910
Um, I really, really thought about
412
00:23:34,994 --> 00:23:36,914
having a baby with you.
413
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:41,089
And that you would have to
take me out to restaurants
414
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:44,360
and treat me like a normal girl.
415
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:47,840
And then I just started thinking I
shouldn't have to fucking trap you
416
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,810
into treating me like I'm a human being.
417
00:23:50,901 --> 00:23:54,170
And I've been letting people dismiss me
418
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,580
or say shit to me about
my body my entire life.
419
00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:01,046
And at this point, I just
feel like "Fuck them."
420
00:24:01,129 --> 00:24:03,635
- Yeah, fuck them.
- And fuck you, too.
421
00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:06,223
Yeah. I mean...
422
00:24:06,306 --> 00:24:07,392
wow.
423
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,857
Um...
424
00:24:10,941 --> 00:24:13,153
it's probably for the best.
425
00:24:13,237 --> 00:24:15,241
I don't think I could
deal with another kid.
426
00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:18,915
What?
427
00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:21,879
You know, besides Nathaniel. Little man.
428
00:24:23,048 --> 00:24:26,304
Are you telling me you
have a fuckin' child?
429
00:24:26,388 --> 00:24:28,726
Yeah. He's 14.
430
00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:31,607
He lives with his mom and his
stepdad up in Vancouver.
431
00:24:31,691 --> 00:24:33,945
He's a dual citizen,
which is kind of cool.
432
00:24:34,028 --> 00:24:36,324
- Are you serious?
- I told you about Nathaniel.
433
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:40,140
No. No, you never told
me that you had a child.
434
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,794
I think I would remember that.
435
00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:45,594
I mean, this is exactly my
point. I don't know you.
436
00:24:45,677 --> 00:24:48,182
And you don't know me at all.
437
00:24:48,265 --> 00:24:51,606
I can't do this anymore.
This is not working.
438
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,400
I... I'm gonna go.
439
00:24:56,031 --> 00:24:57,784
Uh, wait. Annie.
440
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:02,711
Are you OK? About the thing?
441
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,255
The abortion?
442
00:25:04,339 --> 00:25:07,011
Yeah. I'm OK.
443
00:25:17,448 --> 00:25:20,287
- I'm not into logistics.
- No, I understand that.
444
00:25:20,371 --> 00:25:21,650
But what are we going do about it?
445
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,001
We got it all taken care of.
446
00:25:23,085 --> 00:25:24,964
- Gabe. Gabe.
- We got Jen and Bob...
447
00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:28,721
Gabe. Can I give you a
quick pitch, please?
448
00:25:28,805 --> 00:25:31,184
I recently found out that
the morning-after pill
449
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,898
doesn't work on plus-size
women, and I was wondering
450
00:25:33,982 --> 00:25:35,777
- if I could write something...
- No.
451
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,919
- Um, yeah, so...
- Do we have a team
452
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,949
that can move that quickly?
453
00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:42,290
Yes. We've got a team ready...
454
00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:44,878
I'm sorry. Are you fucking kidding me?
455
00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:47,466
You let Andy write an 1800-word feature
456
00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:48,928
about what it's like to do molly,
457
00:25:49,012 --> 00:25:50,431
and then you let him write a second one
458
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:52,853
called "Return to Molly:
Doing Molly Again."
459
00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:56,318
That sucks! I'm better than Andy!
460
00:25:56,401 --> 00:25:59,198
I'm sorry. Andy, you're great
in a lot of ways, but I'm...
461
00:25:59,282 --> 00:26:01,704
I'm better in most!
462
00:26:01,787 --> 00:26:05,100
Oh, my God. You're a total bitch.
463
00:26:05,127 --> 00:26:07,173
N-No, I'm not.
464
00:26:07,256 --> 00:26:10,346
Yes, you are. You're a shitty cunt.
465
00:26:10,429 --> 00:26:12,141
And I like it.
466
00:26:12,224 --> 00:26:15,397
Really? So... can I write my article?
467
00:26:15,481 --> 00:26:19,823
- No.
- Well, Gabe, Carla's out next week,
468
00:26:19,907 --> 00:26:22,370
and we need somebody to write
the food follows, so...
469
00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:25,000
- Oh, my God. Fine.
- Wait. Really?
470
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,712
Yes, I don't really give a shit.
471
00:26:26,796 --> 00:26:30,219
- Oh, my God, thank you so much!
- Honey, please.
472
00:26:30,302 --> 00:26:34,520
And Andy, oh, my God, I just
sold you out so fuckin' hard
473
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,690
and you did me such a
solid! Thank you, man!
474
00:26:37,776 --> 00:26:39,697
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
475
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,790
- Thank you.
- No, just the one is fine.
476
00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:45,249
Okay, you're right. I know. It's
just the food follow, and I'm...
477
00:26:45,332 --> 00:26:47,086
I'm so... Thank you.
478
00:26:48,296 --> 00:26:49,717
Yes!
479
00:26:54,935 --> 00:26:56,020
Damn.
480
00:27:09,464 --> 00:27:12,094
- Hey. One sec.
- Oh.
481
00:27:13,848 --> 00:27:17,021
- You were supposed to call me!
- Yeah, I'm...
482
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,540
I'm actually all good.
483
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:20,590
- Thank you, though.
- But you need a trainer.
484
00:27:20,612 --> 00:27:22,114
Come on, girl, you owe it to yourself.
485
00:27:22,198 --> 00:27:23,868
You don't have to settle for this.
486
00:27:23,951 --> 00:27:27,166
- You better call me.
- OK.
487
00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:28,669
Fuck you.
488
00:27:28,753 --> 00:27:30,422
Excuse me?
489
00:27:30,507 --> 00:27:34,723
Oh. I just said thank you
for caring about my health.
490
00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:36,309
I heard what you said,
and you know what,
491
00:27:36,392 --> 00:27:38,773
I was just trying to
help you, you fat bitch.
492
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:10,300
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