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Recep �vedik.
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Tell me, why do you avoid
the alcohol test?
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Plus, you got out of the car
and harrassed the officers.
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Sir, I'm a young man.
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That night when I saw...
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...something white approaching
at waist level...
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...and someone commanded
"Blow it. "...
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Allright. Cut it out, you loofe.
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Take your things and get lost.
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Don't you ever show your
face again. Move it.
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Yes, sir.
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- Hi. Are you the safe
custody guy? - Yes.
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The police chief sent me.
I'll take these and leave.
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Mobile phone. Belt.
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Window crank.
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- What's this?
- These are marbles.
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They have emotional value
for me.
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- Uncle, please buy one.
- Whoa! Why do you scare...
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- Why do you frighten me?
- Please, buy one.
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Got no money.
Get lost.
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- Please, buy one.
- Boy...
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Hey! Dude!
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Hey!
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Hold it there.
Give it to me.
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- I found it.
- How's that?
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What are you gonna do with it?
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You don't pay any rent and tax.
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What are you going to do?
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Piss off!
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Fuck off!
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Dear viewers,
I wish you all a nice day...
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...from the beaches
of Antalya.
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The beaches are full with
beautiful Russians.
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Salih! Put two beers
in the basket.
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I'll take them
on the way back up.
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I'll take them here.
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Get inside, you drunkard.
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Listen to me, woman.
Don't talk shit.
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You know what happened last time
when I pulled the rope.
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Don't piss me off.
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It's just two beers.
What are neighbors for?
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- Scum!
- You fart!
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Redneck! Orangutan!
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Antalya is swarming with Russians.
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Well well well.
If they are human...
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...then I swear I'm an animal.
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We're with Mr Muhsin, the owner
of Antalya Joy Nashira Hotels.
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Being the highest tax payer
this year, what's your secret?
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Being record holder is
like an award.
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I owe this success to being fair,
honest and righteous.
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There are very important
moral values for me.
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Being fair, loyal and most
important, being honest.
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When you're honest, all doors
open up in front of you.
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Well put! Bravo!
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I swear, you and I
are birds of same feather.
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I'll bring you this myself.
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I'll do anything for you.
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Bravo! Salih, fix me
some food for the road.
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Hi. I thought you have some
car problems and I stopped.
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- Am I right?
- Yes. We were driving.
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Suddenly the engine stopped.
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We don't know anything
about engines.
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Could you take a look at it?
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I have to ask some questions
to find the problem.
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Where did it break down exactly?
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How fast does it accelerate
from 0 to 100 kmls?
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Are the rims aluminum
or steel?
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Seats fabric,
or fabric and leather?
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Does the car have
ABS, ESR EBS?
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I should know to apply
an appropriate therapy.
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Can you tell me all the
standard features?
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What has that
got to do with anything?
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Shaddup!
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Shaddup!
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If you're that knowledgeable,
why didn't you fix it...
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...instead of fluttering here
like a dove?
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Beat it! Buzz off!
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Start the engine.
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Get in and start the engine.
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Step back! Step back!
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I don't trust you at all.
You're sneaky.
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You're sneaky.
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Start the engine.
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I am!
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Come on, start.
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Could the battery be dead?
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Get back in and don't
piss me off, you brat.
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It's the battery.
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Don't panic. I have a battery.
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I'll give you that one.
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Start the engine now.
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Don't keep the car in gear!
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Why are you driving me nuts?
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Back off!
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Never keep the car in gear!
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You don't ever know the value!
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Allright, anyone can make mistakes.
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I'm Ok.
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It worked.
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Oh, my sweety.
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That electric look in your eyes
will get your head crushed.
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Buzz off.
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Of you go.
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Have a nice trip, sweeties.
Farewell.
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Clear!
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God, damn it.
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Tozkoparan Road Service.
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How can I be of help.
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- Hello, road service.
Yes, sir.
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I gave my battery to
two ladies to help them out.
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They left. And what luck,
now my car won't run.
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If you have given your battery
the car won't run.
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What do you mean
it won't run without battery?
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Does this car not run on gas?
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Is this an electric car?
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- What a shitty car is this?
Sir, please listen.
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Listen. Are you recording this
for customer satisfaction?
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Then damn all the technical staff
who listen to this.
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I'll knock your head in.
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Chill out. What's up?
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Hi. My car broke down.
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Where are you guys heading for?
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- We're off to Isparta.
- And I'm off to Antalya, dude.
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- Let's off together.
- Hello, guys.
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Yo twin jerks.
I'll rip your tongue out.
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Laugh at your own asses.
Why do you laugh like a horse?
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Why do you laugh?
What's wrong with you?
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What's wrong with you?
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Don't you have parents?
What's this filth?
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It stinks like a stable,
it stinks like between the legs.
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Did you eat sheep, nibble
on goats? What's this filth?
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I'm traveling to Antalya
with four bacons.
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This is absurd, outrageous!
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Your asses are all
covered with moss!
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Open a window!
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It stinks like between the legs here!
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Why on earth did I join you?
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Why... Can I ask
why you're staring at me?
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Why do you stare?
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What's up?
Why do you stare?
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Why do you stare?
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Folks... I also like that guy...
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...who walks on Taksim Square.
Drinks two beers and...
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...walks around like me.
Teoman.
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His lifestyle is just like mine.
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I saw someone servicing your
mom... in the market.
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You wouldn't sink
in the sea, you know.
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- Why, am I the Titanic?
- No, you look like a cork.
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Do you dig my sense of humor?
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For example, that light there...
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I watch Discovery Channel.
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There's that pervert.
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Looks around like that.
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The skinny one, with bulging eyes
white ass...
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Everyone looks the other way
and he goes like that...
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Got it?
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Was like a movie.
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I didn't understand the animals.
First I dug into myself.
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I tried to understand myself
but in vain.
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That dude is a mile high.
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Guys, I'm starting to feel hunger
and my gustral juices flow up.
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- Do you have the same?
- Nope.
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Got any chocolate?
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Look around a little,
maybe you have some.
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Yes or no?
Yes or no?
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Let's stop somewhere
so that I can get some chocolate.
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They are hilarious.
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I've never seen such a bunch
ofjerks.
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- Hello, brothers.
- Welcome.
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You got any chocolate?
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No. We got beans.
Wanna eat?
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I could eat even you,
Super Mario.
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Get some beans.
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What is that?
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Not so fast, mate.
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Are you a member of the
Karaambar Truckers community?
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Karaambar?
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I'm not. So what?
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- Then you can't eat those beans.
- Why is that?
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Only our members can take
benefit of our facilities.
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I'm not taking benefit of anything.
I just want beans.
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Serving beans is the most important
privilege for our members.
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Jeez, I've never seen
a place like this.
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I want to be a member too.
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Prepare the backside. I'm going
to make a new member entry.
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Watch out or a new member
may enter you.
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Behold, two valiant stepped up
on the ground...
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Both are equally renowned.
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Come on, wrestlers.
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Wheels roll with
prayers and tears...
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...surely shall win,
one of these two bears.
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Recep leads by one.
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Now that we have a draw.
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It's time for the final crawl.
Mahmut.
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Recep, now take your chance.
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Blow over the bottle
with your flatulence.
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Here you are, brother Recep.
Your member card.
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From now on you can always
get beans at Karaambar.
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God bless you, chief.
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Next week we're opening a gym
in the backyard.
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Don't forget my movie house.
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We'll do that too. Next year.
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Bravo.
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I've got a long way to go.
Is anybody headed for Antalya?
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I'm going that way.
Let me give you a lift.
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It will be a pleasure.
Good bye.
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Life fucks!
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- Brakes are for wimps!
- Move on brother Recep.
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I only complete with the airlines.
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Long live, brother Recep.
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Roads end, sorrow prevails.
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If I say I'll be back
I willl.
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Thank you, bro.
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Otherwise I'd end up stranded here.
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There are all kinds of bastards
crooks, rapists...
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...killers, perverts.
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I'm glad you joined me.
The road is long.
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It's hard being alone.
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I'm glad too if it's fine for you.
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- Are you single?
- Yes. And you?
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I'm single too.
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We share the same faith, huh?
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You know, no woman is
tough like us.
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You got a point.
They're all fake and lies.
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They don't like me. I never met
a woman that got along with me.
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If I were a woman, I'd let you
take me at first sight.
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I'd let you take me too.
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If I were a women
you'd be the first to take me.
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Usually you'd find women
pictures here...
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...but you have all black males.
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Are you into body building?
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No, I'm into body builders.
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They're so wet, hot...
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...all sweaty.
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Screw you, don't piss me off.
Pull over here.
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- Pull over!
- You got me wrong there.
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I'll stick that gear lever
up your ass:
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I just wanted to have a decent
conversation and you're after my ass.
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- You misunderstood me.
- Fatsy! Sexmaniac!
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- I'll get out here.
- Allright, bro. Fine.
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You're acting stupid.
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Fuck off. Shame on you.
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Fuck off and
don't drive me nuts!
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Is Ankara this way?
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You're completely wrong,
it's this way. Turn around.
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Come this way.
I'll come with you.
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Just go...
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Stop right there.
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Turn around here.
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Drive 700-800 km straight on
and you'll get to Ankara.
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- Damn you!
- Stop cursing early in the morning.
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Oh my.
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00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,839
Look here, Rapunzel.
Is Muhsin here?
254
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,045
You mean Mr Muhsin?
What's this about?
255
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,389
It's private. I have something
that belongs to him.
256
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,073
I see. Do you have
an appointment?
257
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,834
I don't like appointments.
I prefer living spontaneous.
258
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,099
A procrastinated, complaining life.
259
00:22:46,134 --> 00:22:48,278
What's that got to do
with anything?
260
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:53,639
Go find me Muhsin.
Don't trouble me.
261
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,996
- Where do you come from?
- From home.
262
00:22:57,031 --> 00:23:00,112
I fought wolves, wrestled
with truckers.
263
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,680
I'll handle it, Ay�eg�l.
Yes, sir. What's this about?
264
00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:08,150
God almighty.
265
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,885
You take turns in asking
what's what.
266
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,400
You make such a fuss! I found
Mr. Muhsin's wallet...
267
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,845
...and brought it here
from Istanbul.
268
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,680
Give it to me and
I'll hand it over to him.
269
00:23:17,715 --> 00:23:20,085
- Yeah, right!
- What's going on?
270
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:24,671
Bullshit! Does this look
like the eye of a dupe?
271
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:29,352
- What do you mean?
- You're going to pocket it, right?
272
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,520
You're going to grab it, huh?
You hyena.
273
00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:34,877
Swipe it all, huh?
You snake.
274
00:23:34,912 --> 00:23:37,165
You're completely wrong, sir.
275
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,725
You managers are all
flattering dogs.
276
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,720
You're all brown-nosers
when the boss is around.
277
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,870
When they leave,
you're the king.
278
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,725
What are you saying?
279
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,316
Go get me Muhsin. Move it.
280
00:23:49,351 --> 00:23:50,873
I'll give it to him in person.
281
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,356
Allright. Calm down.
Can I get an ID?
282
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,035
Please, wait here.
283
00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:02,871
I'll be over there.
284
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,069
Sir, what happened here?
285
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,520
Two kids came along. One from
here, the other from over there.
286
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:54,360
They started to fight,
came all the way here.
287
00:24:54,395 --> 00:24:56,725
One of them hit the other
in the head.
288
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,880
I caught him in the air and
kicked him that way.
289
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,200
Then I slapped the other one.
He rolled over to the hall.
290
00:25:04,235 --> 00:25:08,605
The vase began to sway.
I couldn't catch it.
291
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,235
Whatever. Mr. Muhsin is waiting
for you. I'll handle this. Follow me.
292
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,592
Get this cleaned.
293
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,949
- Get it all cleaned up.
- I'll handle it sir.
294
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,485
What a fine coffee.
295
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,337
- Enjoy.
- Muhsin, are you a kid?
296
00:25:34,372 --> 00:25:37,155
You can't take care
of your wallet.
297
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,645
Those rocker guys
you call irresponsible...
298
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:45,117
...have their wallets all chained up,
but you lose it.
299
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,965
What an absurd, unruly,
silly life.
300
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,117
What a disoriented,
bohemian life style.
301
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,153
Come to your senses.
This is no way to live.
302
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:01,840
I can't agree more. It's impossible
to find honest people like you.
303
00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:05,757
- Isn't that so, Erim?
- Yes, sir. You're right.
304
00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:09,605
I have to return your favor.
I'd like to repay.
305
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:14,000
- If you would accept this.
- Are you giving charity?
306
00:26:14,035 --> 00:26:17,325
- By no means.
- I was just being humane.
307
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,000
- There's still humane people around.
- But Mr. Recep...
308
00:26:20,035 --> 00:26:21,228
Shaddup!
309
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,120
In that case, let's accommodate you
one week in our hotel for free.
310
00:26:25,155 --> 00:26:29,157
That's unheard of!
I despise such offers.
311
00:26:29,192 --> 00:26:33,160
- You could at least...
- Shaddup... dawg!
312
00:26:33,195 --> 00:26:35,276
Brown noser!
313
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,430
Loser!
314
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,035
Get smart.
315
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,238
Well, I'm off.
316
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,149
I'll have to walk 700-800 km.
317
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,075
Here's my card with my number.
318
00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:57,150
You can call me whenever you want.
319
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,280
- Beware, I'll call whenever I want.
- Whenever you want.
320
00:27:02,315 --> 00:27:04,840
- Whenever I need something.
- Whenever you want.
321
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,237
- You're just a phone call away.
- It's fine.
322
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,756
Muhsin Ba�aran. My man.
323
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,878
- Good bye.
- Good bye.
324
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,076
- Yo. Got any smoke?
- No, I don't smoke.
325
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,880
Do hot babes come
to this hotel?
326
00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:34,445
- Of course.
- From where?
327
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,758
Russia, Germany, Holland.
Very hot chicks.
328
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,319
Look, a tourjust came in.
329
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,637
Are you perverse?
330
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,833
It's the first time
I see such a group.
331
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,300
What's that on your leg?
332
00:29:22,335 --> 00:29:24,285
That's my birth mark.
333
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,400
My mom's gift.
I have it since I was very little.
334
00:29:27,435 --> 00:29:30,312
Looks like shit stain.
335
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,477
Sibel, move it.
336
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,445
Hello. Dear Muhsin.
Listen mate.
337
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,189
I've decided to rethink
your hotel offer.
338
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,239
- Your name.
- I'm answering. Recep �vedik.
339
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,029
Welcome. Mr. Muhsin has placed
you into one of our best suits.
340
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,030
Thanks.
341
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,955
Our hotel is all inclusive.
So let me put that on.
342
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,235
What you mean "put on"?
343
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,950
I'll put it on myself.
344
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,478
Why are you coming along? I think
I can find my room on my own.
345
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,840
That's for sure but I have to
show you around your room.
346
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,149
- Why?
- Manager's orders.
347
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,740
All rooms are numbered.
Do I look like an idiot?
348
00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:28,200
- Won't I find my room?
- It's just procedures.
349
00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:29,633
Here's our room.
350
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,045
- Hold it there. Step over.
- Why?
351
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,540
I don't let any other filthy male
enter my privacy.
352
00:31:37,575 --> 00:31:40,965
- I was just going to show the room...
- Show what?
353
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,440
Is that an 80 m2 room? It's just
a 20 m2 room, a sofa bed...
354
00:31:44,475 --> 00:31:47,165
...a TV and coffee table.
What's to show?
355
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,352
You just want to go Indra Gandhi
on me, you snake.
356
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,478
I won't fall for that.
357
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,073
Allright, sir. Here you are.
358
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,991
Come over here.
Attention!
359
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,880
Where can I get in touch with
the group that came in today?
360
00:32:07,915 --> 00:32:10,085
- At dinner.
- When?
361
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,080
- 8 o'clock.
- Dismissed!
362
00:32:13,115 --> 00:32:15,310
Beat it!
363
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,037
Get out of my way.
I'm exhausted.
364
00:32:23,072 --> 00:32:27,315
These bags are heavy
like corpses.
365
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,075
The bellboy was going to carry
them but you didn't let him.
366
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,998
Just to avoid a tip...
367
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,358
Money is the most valuable thing.
You don't squander it away.
368
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,276
Phone. Phone.
369
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,471
Just answer it!
370
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,190
To hell with you.
You thickhead.
371
00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:00,358
Hello. Ahmet.
Sibel?
372
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,118
She's in the shower, dear.
She's tired from the trip.
373
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,228
Don't worry. I'll make you both
go along again.
374
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,000
Of course, my child. May God
never separate lovers.
375
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,117
Good evening, my child.
376
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,765
Good evening, my child.
377
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,039
Open your ears.
He's the best you can find.
378
00:33:25,074 --> 00:33:28,279
- His family is noble.
- You mean rich.
379
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,637
Of course. And he's
very generous:
380
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,351
You had a little fight and he sent
us to a five star hotel.
381
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,430
You should be grateful
that you're lucky like this.
382
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,397
Fuck such luck.
383
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,160
You brute. You're not
ashamed at all, are you?
384
00:33:45,195 --> 00:33:47,037
I don't want to hear
such things again.
385
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,878
You build a five-star resort but
the bottles are like my dick.
386
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,436
What good will that do?
387
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,280
It's my door,
so all is fine.
388
00:36:58,315 --> 00:37:00,525
- Pervert.
- Shaddup!
389
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,757
You're the pervert.
Fatso. Get lost!
390
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,325
All our guests are elite like you.
391
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,478
There are only families here,
it's very suited for children.
392
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,956
There's no electrical phase
in the room. Where's that bellboy?
393
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,834
Where's the bellboy?
394
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:32,000
Fad�I, deal with it. Let me
take you to your room.
395
00:37:32,035 --> 00:37:33,405
What's this?
What's going on?
396
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,956
It's the new trend.
Idiot, I got locked out.
397
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,594
You can't walk around like this.
I'll take care of it.
398
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,396
Come along.
399
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,109
You were supposed to show me
the room but didn't do a shit.
400
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,593
If it's that simple, why did you
make me go downstairs...
401
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,750
...covered in foam, and
disgrace myself?
402
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,760
You didn't let me into your room.
I would've told you.
403
00:37:58,795 --> 00:38:01,638
When you put your card in here
you get power.
404
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,877
I'll never set foot in that
damn tub again.
405
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:11,108
I'll wipe off my armpits and my
testisterones every other week.
406
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,394
That's it.
407
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,994
- What time is it?
- 11 pm.
408
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,629
- So I missed dinner, huh?
- Yes.
409
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,160
I like the light in your eyes.
Let's have a beer with you.
410
00:38:23,195 --> 00:38:25,437
I'd like to but the manager
would get mad.
411
00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:27,634
Don't get me started
with your manager.
412
00:38:27,669 --> 00:38:29,796
Don't get me started
with your manager.
413
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,365
I'm aggressive,
I have complexes.
414
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,231
I'll beat the shit out
of your manager.
415
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:42,998
Sit down. All sort of shit
happened to me cause of you.
416
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,485
- Why is that?
- What do you mean "why"?
417
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:49,196
I got out because of the card thing,
thinking the room had no power.
418
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:55,400
Just when I was taking care of it
I got locked out.
419
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,285
A fat, repulsive woman came along
and called me pervert.
420
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,598
There's one in your neighborhood
just like her. I hate her too.
421
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,165
I'm aggressive
and have complexes.
422
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,400
When I lower my shields
I'm as tame as a cat.
423
00:39:09,435 --> 00:39:11,960
- You mean?
- You have to be kind to me.
424
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:18,000
It's a very important day for
our hotel. We have to be very alert.
425
00:39:18,035 --> 00:39:21,390
What's with that shirt? Button up.
You should set an example.
426
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,471
Where have you been?
427
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,085
I was with Mr. Recep.
428
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,400
That's great. From now on
you're responsible of him.
429
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:34,680
You'll follow his every step.
If he causes problems...
430
00:39:34,715 --> 00:39:36,440
...I'll hold you responsible.
- Yes, sir.
431
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:37,350
This is very important.
432
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:41,000
It's very important for the
tranquility of our hotel.
433
00:39:41,035 --> 00:39:44,595
- Yes, sir.
- Great. Button up.
434
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,275
Yes, people...
435
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:11,074
Florance projection.
Is this out of order too?
436
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,885
What are you doing, you oaf?
437
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,160
You closed the toilet. Do I have to
piss in my pants in a 5-star hotel?
438
00:40:40,195 --> 00:40:44,039
It's not closed. We wrapped it
and wrote "for your protection. "
439
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,709
Do you write everything you do?
440
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,878
How dare you enter
my private room?
441
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,600
How can you violate
my privacy, lady?
442
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,990
You put up a "clean room" sign.
443
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,792
Give me that.
444
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,720
- What does is say here?
- Clean my room.
445
00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:02,040
- Does that mean "clean my room"?
- Yes.
446
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,205
- What does it say here?
- Do not disturb.
447
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:09,277
Than I'm all "do not disturb" to you.
Get lost.
448
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,760
You're all blown up.
Tie a cord around your ankle...
449
00:41:12,795 --> 00:41:15,228
...and you could be sold
as a balloon to kids.
450
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,673
Buffalo!
451
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,069
Rhino-shaped, tempered,
curly Vampirella.
452
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,956
Distorted piranha.
453
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,393
Clean yourself
before cleaning up the room.
454
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,900
What do you think you're doing?
Are you insane?
455
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:45,127
- I was just...
- This is a 5-star hotel...
456
00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:47,320
...in case you didn't notice.
- The hotel...
457
00:42:47,355 --> 00:42:49,356
Shut up! What are you
babbling about?
458
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,754
Get over here.
459
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,819
- I'm sorry.
- Boy, what are you doing?
460
00:42:54,854 --> 00:42:57,638
Are you insane?
Take a load of him.
461
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,957
Looks like he was born
5 minutes before monkeys.
462
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:06,000
What are you doing at the pool?
Just go to the trough.
463
00:43:06,035 --> 00:43:09,037
And wet yourself over there.
Move it.
464
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,645
Brother Recep, what happened?
465
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,000
- There was this bee and... - You don't
walk around the pool like that.
466
00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:17,640
I wasn't. There was this
bee around my head.
467
00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:19,676
Come along.
468
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,197
- How do I look?
- Great.
469
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,948
- Take a good look.
- Cool. This is it.
470
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,445
- Will you keep it on?
- Yes.
471
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,199
- Let me take off the alarm.
- Why?
472
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,759
Cause the alarms beep.
473
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,230
Were the alarms on these
when I bought them or not?
474
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,685
- Yes, sir...
- On them or not?
475
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,110
These belong to me then and
nobody can say anything.
476
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,959
- But sir...
- The alarms are mine.
477
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,588
Allright, damn.
Then keep them.
478
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,391
Look here. You ugly duckling.
Calimero.
479
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,240
What do you mean "damn"?
I'll knock your head in.
480
00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:03,992
It's alright, bro.
481
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,278
Everything's fine. Chill.
482
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,309
Let's get out.
I'm getting irritated here. Out.
483
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,633
Put these on Mr. Muhsin's tab.
He's VIP.
484
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,005
- Plus, I'm VIP.
- What's going on?
485
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,760
I'll leave a mark of my slippers
on your leg like that.
486
00:44:22,795 --> 00:44:26,000
- Come bro.
- What a crackpot.
487
00:44:26,035 --> 00:44:27,274
It's over, alright.
488
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,271
Do you hear it?
489
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,514
You see?
490
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,350
That's what I'm trying to say.
I love the sound of the alarm.
491
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,234
Keep laughing like this.
492
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,357
- Let me take that too.
- What are you going to do with that?
493
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,159
I thought if something's missing
she might get fired.
494
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,072
Let's go.
495
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,319
7-5.
496
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,800
Bravo! Hello,
I want to play too.
497
00:45:19,835 --> 00:45:21,950
- You again?
- Yes, me.
498
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,040
I'm a guest here too. It's my right
to play beach volley.
499
00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:27,240
Not in our team.
Go play somewhere else.
500
00:45:27,275 --> 00:45:28,920
I'll play in the opposing team then.
501
00:45:28,955 --> 00:45:30,592
Dude, get out.
502
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,155
- Get lost!
- I'm playing here.
503
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,959
Shaddup. Get lost.
504
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,645
Watch out for your positions.
505
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,399
Let's take good positions
and beat them good.
506
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,189
Hit it.
507
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,078
Mr. Recep's team has won.
Here.
508
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,959
Why the long face
because you lost?
509
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,519
What long face?
510
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:38,880
We may be opponents on the field
but outside we're friends.
511
00:46:38,915 --> 00:46:42,760
- We're no friends.
- I wanted to give you something.
512
00:46:42,795 --> 00:46:44,159
What?
513
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,800
- This. - What am I supposed
to do with that?
514
00:46:46,835 --> 00:46:50,110
- I won this for you.
- Don't want it.
515
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,880
- Will you please take it?
- I won't.
516
00:46:51,915 --> 00:46:52,517
Please.
517
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,832
We won!
518
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,076
What's up here?
Is this a cookhouse?
519
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,576
- It's the open buffet line.
- What's open buffet?
520
00:47:36,611 --> 00:47:39,953
You get in line and get as much
of any food you like.
521
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,880
Can I eat here as much as I like
from any food?
522
00:47:43,915 --> 00:47:44,949
Of course.
523
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,085
- Are you sure?
- I am.
524
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,885
- I push the limits.
- Do so.
525
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,320
I don't know any limits.
That's my motto.
526
00:47:53,355 --> 00:47:55,720
- So it is.
- Do we have a deal?
527
00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,835
Deal.
528
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,000
Sister, don't grab food
as if it were yours.
529
00:48:04,035 --> 00:48:07,515
How many dolma are still there?
530
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,112
Are you starved or depraved?
Why do you eat dolma?
531
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,958
Beat it!
532
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,160
What are you doing, Mr. Recep?
This is outrageous.
533
00:48:28,195 --> 00:48:32,119
What's this? Please,
go to the other side.
534
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,714
What are you doing?
Is this a way to eat?
535
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,440
- You said open buffet.
- Yes, but...
536
00:48:38,475 --> 00:48:41,017
You said I can eat
as much as I want.
537
00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:43,560
- Yes, but...
- Why do you weasel out?
538
00:48:43,595 --> 00:48:45,357
Not at all. What weasel...
539
00:48:45,392 --> 00:48:47,120
- Shut up!
- Mr. Recep.
540
00:48:47,155 --> 00:48:49,325
Shut up!
541
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,617
Dear guests, please
get food from the other side.
542
00:48:53,652 --> 00:48:57,875
Please. To the other side.
Guys, take all these.
543
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:02,710
What are you doing?
This is no way to eat.
544
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,520
What are you doing?
545
00:49:04,555 --> 00:49:05,873
Get lost!
546
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,080
I don't understand why they
let in such animals.
547
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:14,085
What's not to understand?
They got the big money.
548
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,634
We had an uncle Recep in the hood,
looked like an animal.
549
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,950
He sat cross-legged
in the Mercedes.
550
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,709
Hello, bon appetit.
May I sit down? Thanks a lot.
551
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,512
I apologized for my stupidity
earlier on with a cup...
552
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,440
...but I also got a d�ner plate
prepared for you. Enjoy.
553
00:49:30,475 --> 00:49:32,954
Thanks, I don't eat meat.
554
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:37,840
It's delicious. Made of veal rump
and neck fat.
555
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:38,989
I'm about to pass out.
556
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,405
Why do you insist?
She said she wouldn't eat.
557
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,760
Why do you keep stalking us
all day? I've had enough of you.
558
00:49:44,795 --> 00:49:47,797
I'll complain about you.
Caveman.
559
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,999
I do sports and aerobics
every morning...
560
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,675
...eat healthy. I suggest
you do the same.
561
00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,780
I'll leave this anyway. Maybe
the lady will eat it.
562
00:49:58,815 --> 00:50:01,285
Her stomach has several layers
and her second chin...
563
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,993
...looks like a pelican beak. It's obvious
that she's a heavy eater.
564
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,998
- Bon appetite.
- Monster.
565
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,560
I want to add
"Nice to meet you. "
566
00:50:10,595 --> 00:50:13,438
Do I have any
sagging parts?
567
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:20,079
Yahya, you have to use 2 bottles.
You can't fool the tourists like this.
568
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:24,836
Yes. Smile while you're at it.
Smile.
569
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,405
- Hello, mate.
- Welcome, Mr. Recep.
570
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,797
I've decided to adopt a healthy
lifestyle.
571
00:50:31,832 --> 00:50:34,154
I want to attend aerobics.
When does it start?
572
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,514
You and aerobics?
It's at 8 am.
573
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,680
Since I have sleep acnea,
I can't wake up that early.
574
00:50:44,715 --> 00:50:47,520
- Could it be a little later?
- No way.
575
00:50:47,555 --> 00:50:50,212
But I can wake you up at 8.
576
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:52,869
Do you have any aerobic wear?
577
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,595
I bought them recently, they
don't stink or anything.
578
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,230
You need a special outfit
for aerobics.
579
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,976
- I can get it for you.
- Swear?
580
00:51:02,011 --> 00:51:04,433
- Sure. Don't worry.
- Really?
581
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,160
- I'll get them.
- Would you swear?
582
00:51:06,195 --> 00:51:07,991
- Why should I?
- Promise me.
583
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,674
- Promise.
- Will you really send me an outfit?
584
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,845
- I will.
- And if you don't...
585
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,920
- Goodness gracious.
- And if you don't...
586
00:51:14,955 --> 00:51:16,645
And if you don't...
587
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,399
- If you don't you're a fag.
- But why?
588
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,948
- If you don't, you're a fag.
- Allright.
589
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,365
- Are you going to send them?
- Yes.
590
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,560
Take a scout's oath
and I'll believe you.
591
00:51:25,595 --> 00:51:27,720
How do you do that?
Something like that.
592
00:51:27,755 --> 00:51:30,085
Yes. Are you satisfied now?
593
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,395
- God bless you.
- Don't mention it.
594
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,439
3. 4.
595
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:48,273
Yes, ladies.
Now lay down on your side.
596
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,638
Up and down.
597
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,157
Hello, teacher.
598
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,000
Yes, sir. Please sit.
599
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,558
Good morning, ladies. Let's
burn our calories...
600
00:52:10,593 --> 00:52:14,036
...and get rid of our
fatsy tummies. Thanks.
601
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:26,479
With this move we work our
abs and intestinal muscles.
602
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,799
Up and down.
603
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,965
Unbelievable! How monstrous
and stupid are you?
604
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,480
We're working on bowel movements
together with out instructor.
605
00:52:42,515 --> 00:52:45,278
I ate too much d�ner and now
have gastro-induction.
606
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,325
And it found it's way out.
What's to do?
607
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,440
I can't care less. You just
ruined my exercise.
608
00:52:50,475 --> 00:52:53,205
Take a look at those tights.
Gross!
609
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:56,480
Helly, Mrs. Sibel. Today
at 3 pm. Don't forget.
610
00:52:56,515 --> 00:52:59,720
- I won't.
- He wears tights too.
611
00:52:59,755 --> 00:53:03,190
Why don't you condemn him?
612
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,116
Please, these are no tights.
This is scuba diving wear.
613
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:12,599
Bullshit. Scuba diving wear, huh?
It slides in, too. Doesn't it.
614
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:18,950
Scuba wear was invented by
French sailor Marcell Ducell in 1781.
615
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,245
Shaddup!
616
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,605
Marcell Ducell, my ass.
Did I ask?
617
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,240
This is common culture. And you're
wearing a lady's outfit.
618
00:53:27,275 --> 00:53:29,959
You bought it wrong.
619
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,119
I didn't buy these.
620
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,589
That lousy manager
gave them to me.
621
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,034
What?
622
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,040
What are you laughing at?
What? Is it funny?
623
00:53:53,075 --> 00:53:54,758
This is aerobic wear.
Is it any funny?
624
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:58,359
I don't speak no Turkish.
I speak German.
625
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,953
Get lost.
626
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,709
Psycho duo.
627
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,033
This cove is called
"the aquarium. "
628
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,480
It's been told that Cleopatra
washed her hair here...
629
00:54:20,515 --> 00:54:24,234
...and Zeus sanctified Artemis
in these waters.
630
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,757
The cove is 55 m deep and has
over 300 fish species.
631
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,319
Did you count them?
632
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:32,605
Excuse me?
633
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,757
300 species you said and
I'm asking if you counted them.
634
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,640
- Of course.
- Name them!
635
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,205
I will. No big deal.
636
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:48,633
Bluefish, gray mullet, sea bream,
whiting, muraena, eel.
637
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:50,597
Small bluefish.
638
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,753
- Turbot.
- Bravo. Turbot.
639
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,191
Did I say bluefish?
640
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,445
What happened to 300?
641
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,199
Where are the other 291? Jerk!
642
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,760
When you asked suddenly,
I couldn't remember.
643
00:55:06,795 --> 00:55:09,593
I'll name them all after
the dive.
644
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,595
Are we ready for the dive?
645
00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:13,511
Let's go over the rules again.
646
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,679
This means "up".
This means "down".
647
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,278
OK.
648
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,875
This is "OK" to the boat.
649
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,680
When we do this during
football matches, it means...
650
00:55:26,715 --> 00:55:30,229
..."Referee, may my head
enter you. "
651
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,429
What are we doing now?
652
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,075
Don't you ever
leave the group.
653
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:39,432
If you get stuck in a rock,
I'm sorry but you make this.
654
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,598
This makes me laugh
all the time.
655
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,830
Like this?
656
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,515
You're joking again.
657
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,836
Anyway, let's get to know
the equipment.
658
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,632
This is the tank.
These are the fins.
659
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,478
Mask.
660
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,277
I guess this is the snorkel.
661
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,193
Why should there be a snorkel
during a dive, idiot?
662
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,080
You don't know
anything about diving.
663
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,072
Where's the regulator?
Where's the BCD?
664
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:13,994
Where's the government?
665
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,277
What kind of a diving instructor
are you?
666
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,955
Jeez, an instructor
like you I should...
667
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,179
Here's another move to
complete it.
668
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:27,358
But I'll do that underwater.
Jerk.
669
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:31,645
Another interesting joke.
670
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,160
Anyway, if we're ready
let's put on the tanks...
671
00:56:35,195 --> 00:56:38,596
...and let's dive.
Please.
672
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,357
Diving is very popular in our family.
673
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,637
My grandpa dived in the
Bering Straits in 1942.
674
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,920
Skindived to 50 meters.
Just with a snorkel.
675
00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:55,150
He caught a bluefish
with his hands.
676
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,792
He was that kind of a guy.
I'm not talking in vain.
677
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,435
Put something on your head,
you'll get cold.
678
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:07,757
If it gets cold, let it go.
The piss will warm you up.
679
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,797
Sis, help me with that.
680
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,433
Sibel, ask your mom
if it's OK?
681
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,832
No. I can't do this.
682
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,358
I'll stay on the boat.
683
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,993
I can't breathe.
684
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,517
We press on this button
and dive. Come on.
685
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,673
Who came up with this diving?
I'll die of worry.
686
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,720
One, two, three, four.
687
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,718
One is missing.
Where's the hairy guy?
688
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,068
Where's the guy?
689
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,400
Where the hell is he?
It's been 3 hours.
690
00:58:23,435 --> 00:58:24,799
He doesn't have that much air.
691
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,317
He's not going to come.
Why are we waiting?
692
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:32,400
Do so many people
have to wait for one?
693
00:58:32,435 --> 00:58:34,965
Yes, Captain.
Let's go.
694
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,920
I have blood pressure problems
and need to take my pills.
695
00:58:38,955 --> 00:58:41,520
I don't care where that
filth turns up.
696
00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:44,318
He'll find a sewer to surface.
697
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,965
Allright, you go back then.
I'll stay.
698
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,958
In all these years I have never
left someone back at sea and I won't.
699
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,789
Son...
700
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:59,990
...from now on you're in charge.
I'm staying.
701
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,633
Cut!
702
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,337
It's no good.
703
00:59:14,372 --> 00:59:16,514
Moan, not scream.
704
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:20,952
And you'll do like this.
705
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,800
- We're losing the light.
- What light?
706
00:59:34,835 --> 00:59:35,835
Yo.
707
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,560
- What are you doing there?
- We're shooting a movie?
708
00:59:39,595 --> 00:59:42,233
- What kind of a movie?
- Jack off movie.
709
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,155
- What's with you?
- I was looking for Manavgat.
710
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,680
Turn your back towards me,
stick your head into the sea.
711
00:59:50,715 --> 00:59:51,954
There's Manavgat.
712
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,039
Be careful and don't let the
voices overlap.
713
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,285
That's the golden rule of movies.
714
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:01,757
We have no overlapping voices
but overlapping actors.
715
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,232
The gendarmerie patrols this
area a lot. Watch out!
716
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,789
Good evening!
717
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,040
You don't run around like this
so late, my boy.
718
01:00:34,075 --> 01:00:36,045
I almost had a stroke.
719
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,205
I apologize because of my outfit.
720
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:42,440
But I have struggled for 17 hours
all alone...
721
01:00:42,475 --> 01:00:46,640
...in the raging blue waters
with rays, sharks...
722
01:00:46,675 --> 01:00:51,400
...and caretta carettas
to make it here!
723
01:00:51,435 --> 01:00:52,525
Why didn't you wait up for me?
724
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:56,840
We waited for hours. When you
didn't surface, we had to return.
725
01:00:56,875 --> 01:01:00,958
Plus, when my mom got ill
we had to.
726
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,605
Sorry to hear.
What's your disease?
727
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,045
Thanks, I have
blood pressure problems...
728
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,629
...and have to take my pills.
The sun made me worse.
729
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,477
And I get sea sick easily.
I'm still swaying.
730
01:01:11,512 --> 01:01:14,235
Do you have headaches
among the symptoms?
731
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,515
Yes, a little. Why?
732
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:25,269
Very bad.
733
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:30,480
I had a grandma and she was
chubby, whale-like like you.
734
01:01:30,515 --> 01:01:33,074
She said she had headaches
and went to sleep.
735
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,276
And she kicked the bucket
around 3 am.
736
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:39,478
Her body was swollen up
like a pig and all purple.
737
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,710
We tried to take her out
with my grandpa...
738
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,280
...but she didn't fit through the door.
They opened the window...
739
01:01:44,315 --> 01:01:47,005
...and we pulled our pickup truck
beneath it.
740
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,271
We put her body through the
window and on the truck.
741
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,476
That's how she got to the morgue.
742
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,520
Heaven forbid,
you ill-omen.
743
01:01:56,555 --> 01:01:58,158
He's like bad news.
744
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:02,438
That's life, lady. The pleasure is
nice, but the pain is hard.
745
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:09,440
Sibel, I fought at 47 meters
with a herd of sea horses.
746
01:02:09,475 --> 01:02:13,000
Wrestled with two seals
and whacked one of them...
747
01:02:13,035 --> 01:02:15,405
...and got you this
sea shell.
748
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,876
Put it on your ear
and you hear folk songs.
749
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,508
Listen.
750
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,285
Thank you. You didn't have to.
751
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:33,040
I don't listen much to folk songs.
I'm more into R&B and pop.
752
01:02:33,075 --> 01:02:36,640
Electronic discotronic style.
753
01:02:36,675 --> 01:02:39,313
Something like that.
754
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,405
Have a good evening then.
755
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,718
Eat less. You eat too much.
You may drop dead any moment.
756
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,400
You're gorgeous fiancee waits
for you in Netherlands...
757
01:02:55,435 --> 01:02:58,760
...but you accept sea shells
from rednecks here.
758
01:02:58,795 --> 01:03:00,591
And then it is
"Mom, don't get involded. "
759
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,638
I'll beat the living
daylights out of you.
760
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:07,869
Don't rub that on your face.
He took it out of his crotch.
761
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,956
You'll get infected.
762
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,205
What's up, bro?
763
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,845
Smell this. Is it alright?
764
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,314
- What is this?
- Room spray. Want some?
765
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,960
- No, thanks.
- Open your arms.
766
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,796
Lift your other leg.
767
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,000
Yes, that's more like it.
That's how you should smell.
768
01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:51,194
- Let's go.
- Where?
769
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,191
- To the disco.
- I have to pass.
770
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,480
It's very important for me
and I need you by my side.
771
01:03:55,515 --> 01:03:57,965
Thanks but I'm having
problems with the manager.
772
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,434
- I shouldn't come.
- To hell with the manager. Move.
773
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,805
Excuse me for tonight.
774
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,114
What kind of a man are you!?
775
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,958
What kind of a mind do you have?
776
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,197
What kind of a brain you got?
777
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,953
And most important
what's with your heart, you beast?
778
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,120
I'm telling you it's the most
important day of my life.
779
01:04:16,155 --> 01:04:17,678
You have to stand by my side.
780
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,358
Curse the day I met you!
781
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,954
Curse the day I let you
into my privacy!
782
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,317
Beast! Dog!
783
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:37,313
Let me take that, so I never
be in need of a lowlife like you.
784
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,152
Come on.
785
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,879
Shameless!
786
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,495
Hi Recep! Do you
hang around such places?
787
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:10,670
Of course. I'm a disco child
of the 90's.
788
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,993
Who's that retard over there?
789
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,518
- He's one of our friends...
- I'll find it out myself.
790
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,870
I really need it.
791
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,992
I'll make sure you relax tomorrow,
don't worry.
792
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:35,280
Hi. What's up? Who's this guy?
Do I know him?
793
01:05:35,315 --> 01:05:39,193
- Hi, I'm Murat.
- I'll beat you flat.
794
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,593
What's up you tart?
I'll make you fart.
795
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,319
That's no way to talk...
796
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:53,270
I got plenty of these lines
Recep always "beep" your kinds.
797
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,356
Are you a child
to tease like that?
798
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,237
I can tease you in very
different ways, dude.
799
01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,833
Get on the dance floor
if you have balls.
800
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,470
Listen pall, I'll make you sorry
and burry you in the floor.
801
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,515
Cut that "burry you" crap
or else I'll knock your head in.
802
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,480
Step on the floor if you dare.
803
01:06:10,515 --> 01:06:12,357
- Come on.
- Move!
804
01:06:12,392 --> 01:06:14,199
- Come on!
- Move!
805
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,000
- Bravo, you were great.
- Thanks, mate.
806
01:08:18,035 --> 01:08:19,592
Be careful, it'll knock you out.
807
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,593
I'll be fine.
808
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,597
He's completely flipped out.
809
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:54,285
Boy... Wake up!
810
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:56,880
You look like
a stranded whale.
811
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,680
- Is it morning already?
- Yes. What are you doing here?
812
01:09:00,715 --> 01:09:02,085
Don't you have a place
to sleep in?
813
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:05,635
- Oh, mum. Was that you?
- What makes me your mum?
814
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:10,710
You're drunk
and stink like pest. Alcoholic.
815
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,639
Listen, I respect you because
you're a mother.
816
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,037
- Where's Sibel?
- What's it to you?
817
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,005
Stay away from my daughter.
818
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,320
Or I'll place a complaint and get you
kicked out of the hotel.
819
01:09:22,355 --> 01:09:25,800
- Mum, I'm going in.
- Allright, my child.
820
01:09:25,835 --> 01:09:28,792
If it's good,
I'll have it too.
821
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:29,989
Fine.
822
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:36,378
What kind of a talk is that?
You're a mother.
823
01:09:36,413 --> 01:09:39,356
"If it's good, I'll have it too"
and such.
824
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,596
What a dirty talk is that?
825
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:51,679
I'm very good.
You'll be very happy.
826
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,965
How can I help you, sir?
827
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,325
I was just going to look
for my friend, sis.
828
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,680
Yeah, right. Is this a disco
where you can look for a friend?
829
01:10:06,715 --> 01:10:07,749
This is a massage parlor.
830
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:09,717
You can't get in
without appointment.
831
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,873
Is this like the massage parlor
we visit with Salih...
832
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,525
...where the massage ends
with a happy end.
833
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:18,760
There hasn't been a single women
who wasn't pleased by me.
834
01:10:18,795 --> 01:10:21,760
The secret is in my fingers.
Magic fingers.
835
01:10:21,795 --> 01:10:23,877
Which room shall we put
Mrs. Sibel?
836
01:10:23,912 --> 01:10:25,959
- Number 3.
- OK, I'll get prepared.
837
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:40,440
I have to take a shit.
It's starting to get out.
838
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:43,160
Where can I shit?
Where's the men's room?
839
01:10:43,195 --> 01:10:45,151
Over there. Go.
840
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,074
There's your happy end,
jackass.
841
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,272
Plus with these hands.
Magic fingers.
842
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,273
Hello.
843
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:38,155
Another friend was going to come
but I did. I'm sorry.
844
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,959
I'll do your massage.
845
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,153
Number 3 is full.
846
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,355
I'm so sorry.
Can I get you room 5?
847
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:47,805
It's alright.
848
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,478
- I'm sorry.
- Never mind.
849
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:59,637
First massage, ankle, heel, calf.
850
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,877
Let's get your foot up.
851
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,954
Nice.
852
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:19,272
Now... there's someone in this
hotel who's in love with you.
853
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,952
Never mind his name.
854
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,193
His name starts with me.
855
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:36,873
All men look out to take shelter
in a haven at some point.
856
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:41,471
But at the same time desires
a stormy sea.
857
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:44,035
That's why...
858
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:54,196
...you're just the kind of woman
a man could wish for.
859
01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:02,229
I would like to recite you
a poem I wrote.
860
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:10,672
I'd like to see the light
in your eyes
861
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,431
And the joy you bear inside
862
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,354
You're like a festival
I want to attend you
863
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:22,989
You're like a rock festival
Where I want to set up a tent
864
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,997
Recep says
I want you
865
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,513
How's that?
866
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,999
Did you walk a lot yesterday?
Why are your feet swollen?
867
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,645
Did you get stung by a bee?
868
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:43,956
Your feet have turned
into hooves.
869
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:48,100
Huh? Your legs are like
Roberto Carlos'.
870
01:13:48,135 --> 01:13:50,666
Your feet have turned into
cow hooves.
871
01:13:50,701 --> 01:13:53,197
There's something
strange about you.
872
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:58,239
You should have a birth mark here.
Let me have a look at it.
873
01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,833
Just a second.
874
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:06,880
It's here. Nobody said such
beautiful words to me.
875
01:14:06,915 --> 01:14:09,030
What's going on?
Who the hell are you?
876
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,952
Don't make any stupid moves.
I'll smash your head in.
877
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:20,038
Darling, where are you going?
Wait. Don't run away.
878
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,718
Sibel, where on earth were you?
879
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:36,994
Sir, stop, stop!
Let me take a picture.
880
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:39,037
I don't want any photos.
Please.
881
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:42,200
Just one photo
as a token.
882
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,794
I don't want any photos.
Leave me alone.
883
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,478
It will be perfect,
trust me.
884
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:04,480
I told you I don't want
any pictures taken.
885
01:15:04,515 --> 01:15:07,200
Don't be shy. I'm the
hotel paparazzi.
886
01:15:07,235 --> 01:15:10,636
Just one nice picture.
Yes.
887
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:14,320
- Do you get the pool too?
- Yes. Beautiful.
888
01:15:14,355 --> 01:15:16,470
Let me pose for you.
889
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,165
Very nice.
890
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:23,194
- Count from three.
- Fine. 3, 2, 1.
891
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,110
- But sir, this is no good.
- Get lost.
892
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,513
Why to all nutcases
swarm around me?
893
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,437
You too?
894
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:53,800
- How many megapixel is that?
- Five.
895
01:15:53,835 --> 01:15:55,028
Five?
896
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,149
- Let's get some pictures taken.
- Fine.
897
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:07,885
Why did you look that way?
898
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:10,200
Your boob touched my arm
and I panicked.
899
01:16:10,235 --> 01:16:11,765
I don't get well along
with women.
900
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,633
Yeah, right. A woman was chasing
after you at the spa.
901
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:19,671
What an pain in the neck.
"Kiss me Recep, eat me. "
902
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:25,789
Plus, she's hideous. Ugly people
have a right to be loved, fine.
903
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,791
What am I supposed to tell her...
904
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:31,509
..."Rip out your heart, throw it
into the toilet and flush it. "?
905
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:36,000
Let's get back to us. I want that
picture, will you send it to me?
906
01:16:36,035 --> 01:16:39,117
- Sure. You got an e-mail address.
- Yes. Memorize.
907
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:49,115
Recep-*!? - Ivedik95"@.com
908
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,197
Nonsense, there's no
mail address like that.
909
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,680
Why not? I got them
when they first got out.
910
01:16:53,715 --> 01:16:56,040
I pressed on to many keys,
that's why.
911
01:16:56,075 --> 01:16:57,234
But I always use this one.
912
01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:00,045
- My messenger ID is different.
- Skip that.
913
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:04,596
- Will you come to the show tonight?
- I haven't decided yet.
914
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:08,280
I'll take a look into my organizer
and come if I'm available.
915
01:17:08,315 --> 01:17:11,165
- Will you go?
- I think so.
916
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,476
Let's meet there.
Don't stay too much in the sun.
917
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,485
Heaven forbid, you might
get a sunstroke.
918
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:20,115
Then headache, fever and then
diarrhea. You know, the squirts.
919
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:21,959
Be careful.
920
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:29,471
There's so few photos, shoot more.
Family photos, kid photos.
921
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,155
How are you, boy?
922
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:38,833
What is that uncle doing?
923
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:42,998
Really, what is he doing?
Look away!
924
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:46,840
What's this photo doing here?
Why did you shoot his photo?
925
01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:48,751
Go and play in the park.
926
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,596
Yo. Yo.
927
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:58,005
Look here.
928
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,160
What are you doing
cringed all up here?
929
01:18:01,195 --> 01:18:03,196
Come here, kitty.
930
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:09,005
Sweet kitty.
931
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,040
Brother Recep.
Where to?
932
01:18:11,075 --> 01:18:13,395
I'll eat you.
933
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:17,000
- To the animation show.
- Let me take you there.
934
01:18:17,035 --> 01:18:19,205
Do I look like an idiot to you?
935
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:22,869
You think I won't find
a damn amphitheatre?
936
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,797
- Take this here.
- What's that?
937
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:30,955
Clean it up from lice and fleas,
and feed it.
938
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,800
- Allright?
- Yes, sir.
939
01:18:32,835 --> 01:18:35,439
Good for you.
940
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,358
One more time.
941
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,230
Very nice.
942
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:51,485
Dear guests, we have
2 contestants on stage.
943
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:54,920
Before choosing the final one,
I'd like to remind you of the rules.
944
01:18:54,955 --> 01:18:57,725
The men have the balloons
on their laps...
945
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,480
...and the girls sit on them. The
fastest pair to break the balloon...
946
01:19:00,515 --> 01:19:04,598
...will win the game. Now
I'll chose the final contestant.
947
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:08,216
A volunteer male. You, sir.
948
01:19:08,251 --> 01:19:11,753
No? Are there
no man here?
949
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,365
Welcome, sir.
950
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,725
- Please, sit.
- No.
951
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:26,000
I've got nothing to do with this.
I came through the wrong door.
952
01:19:26,035 --> 01:19:28,245
This is a game.
Please, sit.
953
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:30,316
- I've got nothing to do with this.
- Very nice.
954
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,638
Don't applaud!
Don't!
955
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,120
- I've got nothing to do with this.
- Your name?
956
01:19:36,155 --> 01:19:39,590
- Recep.
- Let's hear it for Mr. Recep.
957
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:43,035
I want a volunteer lady
for Mr. Recep.
958
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,872
Thanks. God bless you.
959
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,078
- Me! Me!
- Please.
960
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,430
No! Not that woman!
961
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,399
I don't accept this.
962
01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,158
I won't accept this.
Please, just a second.
963
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,391
You asked for a lady
and look at this.
964
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:04,640
- Please, sit.
- No. I'm not OK with this.
965
01:20:04,675 --> 01:20:08,030
- We're going to win.
- Win what?
966
01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:12,716
- I'll devour you.
- That's what scares me!
967
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,314
- Then I'll eat you slowly.
- No, thanks.
968
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:18,348
Don't applaud!
969
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,840
I count down from three
and we start.
970
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:23,637
Don't count!
971
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,871
3. 2. 1.
972
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:36,115
My testisterones!
973
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:39,312
Stop! It hurts!
974
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,356
Get off me!
975
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:52,719
I'll punch your head in!
976
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:55,395
Why do you laugh?
Don't!
977
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:57,320
Brother Recep!
What are you doing?
978
01:20:57,355 --> 01:20:58,833
What kind of a woman are you?
979
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:01,839
I've had enough of you!
Rhino!
980
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,470
- Come along.
- Stop talking! Don't laugh!
981
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,835
Mr. Recep, what are you doing?
Is this a trough?
982
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:36,034
Get out of there.
983
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:40,318
Sorry, I got thirsty.
I apologize.
984
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:43,520
Enough is enough. They say
you cursed at the audience...
985
01:21:43,555 --> 01:21:46,360
...last night, during the show.
- I didn't curse at all.
986
01:21:46,395 --> 01:21:47,634
Everybody was laughing.
987
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,759
The lady was disgraced.
What are you doing?
988
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,920
I lost count of the
problems you caused.
989
01:21:53,955 --> 01:21:56,798
Giving the finger
in the photo.
990
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,950
This hotel is not used to
such things.
991
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,315
This is a five-star complex.
992
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:07,111
Hear me well. I'm aggressive,
I have complexes.
993
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,520
I don't give a damn if you're
the manager and choke you.
994
01:22:11,555 --> 01:22:13,590
I'll tear down your hotel.
995
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,079
Are you threatening me? Great.
Please, leave the hotel.
996
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:20,439
- Who are you?
- I'm the manager of this hotel.
997
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,590
Who are you?
998
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,956
I'm a member of Karaambar
Truckers Community.
999
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,760
Karaambar Truckers Community,
huh? What's that?
1000
01:22:29,795 --> 01:22:32,195
Who are you? Bandits?
Do we live in the mountains?
1001
01:22:32,230 --> 01:22:34,595
How could you tear down the hotel?
Who are you?
1002
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:38,440
Karaambar Truckers whatsoever.
Who are they?
1003
01:22:38,475 --> 01:22:42,069
You really spoke very harsh.
1004
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:43,979
You took a grenade,
pulled out the pin...
1005
01:22:44,014 --> 01:22:45,798
...and you're holding it
in your hand.
1006
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,720
You couldn't scare me
with your whole family!
1007
01:22:49,755 --> 01:22:51,950
Get out! Out!
1008
01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:55,352
Just say it and we'll
bring down the hotel.
1009
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:57,520
Start digging, mates!
1010
01:22:57,555 --> 01:22:59,192
Stop!
1011
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,520
Whoa! Hold your horses!
1012
01:23:01,555 --> 01:23:03,445
But Mr. Recep, please.
1013
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,869
What do you suggest
I tell them?
1014
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,165
Stop or move on?
1015
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:12,040
Please, don't.
I didn't mean it like that.
1016
01:23:12,075 --> 01:23:14,190
I just wanted to meet your
friends.
1017
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,240
That's why I said "Who are
those friends?"
1018
01:23:16,275 --> 01:23:18,725
That's what I meant.
Welcome.
1019
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:22,757
And they came to meet you.
Introduce yourself.
1020
01:23:22,792 --> 01:23:26,755
- I'm Halil. Pleased to meet you.
- Likewise, sir.
1021
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,485
I'm Erim. The hotel manager.
1022
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:32,115
Look, what a kind-hearted
person he is. Welcome.
1023
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,634
Don't mention it.
1024
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,920
I'd like to talk to you in private
when you're available...
1025
01:23:38,955 --> 01:23:40,751
...babe.
1026
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,752
Pleased to meet you, sir.
Really.
1027
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,957
I'm sure you don't have any
questions about me anymore.
1028
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:52,838
What questions?
You are our guest, sir.
1029
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,394
You don't have to be so formal.
Drop the 'sir. '
1030
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,271
He's very funny, huh?
1031
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:04,430
Mr. Recep is a real joker.
1032
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:15,513
Answer the phone.
1033
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,074
Don't look at me,
answer the phone.
1034
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:23,994
Yes?
1035
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:25,229
Yes, Ahmet?
1036
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:29,390
Thanks, how are you?
1037
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,111
Ahmet, I want to tell you
something.
1038
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:37,954
I can't marry you, Ahmet.
1039
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,432
I'm really sorry.
1040
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,070
I really tried.
I tried to love you.
1041
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:46,995
Give me that.
1042
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,709
Hello? Ahmet, my dear,
how are you?
1043
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:56,605
Excuse her, she's young.
1044
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,835
She's excited because
she's getting married.
1045
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:02,991
Don't worry. I'll talk to her
and handle everything.
1046
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,111
Have a nice day,
my child.
1047
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,876
What do you think you're doing?
1048
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:10,160
I can't marry someone
I don't love.
1049
01:25:10,195 --> 01:25:12,993
Are you going to
disgrace me?
1050
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:14,513
You're engaged.
1051
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:17,951
You should've thought twice before
forcing me to be with him.
1052
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:21,794
Shame on you!
I did it all for you.
1053
01:25:21,829 --> 01:25:25,029
I wanted you to have
an easy life.
1054
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:29,320
Enough! I'm sick and tired
of thinking about these.
1055
01:25:29,355 --> 01:25:32,073
It was really stupid
to accept this at all.
1056
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:35,474
I want to marry
someone I can love.
1057
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,445
Why won't you understand?
1058
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:43,112
Love won't still your hunger.
Get to your senses.
1059
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,316
You'll marry him
as soon as we're back.
1060
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,994
Talk as much as you want.
I'm not marrying him.
1061
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,629
You will and that's that.
1062
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,765
Oh God.
1063
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:57,078
Enough! I've had it of such
stupid subjects.
1064
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:58,993
I'm going for a swim.
1065
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:21,200
I was walking by and saw you
upset. What happened?
1066
01:26:21,235 --> 01:26:22,792
Nothing. Never mind.
1067
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,200
You look upset.
I saw it. What happened?
1068
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:30,436
- Some people get on my nerves.
- Who's that?
1069
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:33,432
Anyone who gets on her nerve
will get a beating!
1070
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:35,590
I'll knock their face in.
1071
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:41,285
What was that?
1072
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:44,471
Sorry, there was too much
gas in my stomach.
1073
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,753
Look at me.
1074
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:55,832
I see, there's something
naughty underneath the beauty.
1075
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,477
Can you do this?
1076
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:07,799
Gross. Look.
1077
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:26,876
Is that your mom?
1078
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,149
Yes.
1079
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:30,712
Hey!
1080
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:39,953
Mum!
1081
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,120
Help! There's a hairy
monster on me!
1082
01:27:54,155 --> 01:27:56,517
- Mom.
- I'm dying.
1083
01:27:56,552 --> 01:27:58,880
I can't breathe.
1084
01:27:58,915 --> 01:28:01,872
My guts.
1085
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:12,240
Are you alright, auntie?
1086
01:28:12,275 --> 01:28:14,196
My ribs.
1087
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:16,310
Idiot!
1088
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:19,400
What makes you ride here?
Is this a path?
1089
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,514
Everyone's basking here
and you ride between them.
1090
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:24,190
Ox!
1091
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:28,710
Get lost!
1092
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:45,316
- Brother Recep. You're great.
- Thanks.
1093
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:27,675
Mum?
1094
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:35,280
I almost passed away today.
1095
01:29:35,315 --> 01:29:36,679
Don't talk nonsense.
1096
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:40,680
I was going to die before
I saw you in a wedding dress.
1097
01:29:40,715 --> 01:29:47,438
Sibel, you're going to marry
Ahmet, won't you?
1098
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,516
Allright, mum.
1099
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:55,750
- I'm not promising anything.
- What's that supposed to mean?
1100
01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:01,589
Sibel, don't leave me here.
1101
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:07,965
Brother Recep,
here are your marbles.
1102
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:12,152
Thanks a lot. Yo, nutty boy.
Pour in a little vodka in here.
1103
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:15,719
- Are you sure it's alright?
- Nothing's gonna happen.
1104
01:30:15,754 --> 01:30:19,198
More, more, more. There,
it's starting to kick in.
1105
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:23,658
I ask the guy "Why do you
get me fainted...
1106
01:30:23,693 --> 01:30:27,237
...and have the water
affect me like concrete?"
1107
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:29,391
He says "I thought you had fun. "
1108
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:32,871
I have panic attack.
I can't put up with everything.
1109
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,205
He said "You're right, bro. "
1110
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,595
I said "If I catch you on land
I'll whoop your ass. "
1111
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,754
I'll turn you into one
of those rings.
1112
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,036
He got scared.
Am I right, tourist?
1113
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:48,597
You bounced
on the water like balls.
1114
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:52,156
Is that a nice word to use?
1115
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:53,992
Is that nice?
1116
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:56,959
What do you mean 'balls'?
1117
01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,592
Why do you drive me nuts?
1118
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,193
Isn't that so?
1119
01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:06,510
I'll throw you one
right in your face...
1120
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:08,278
...and make you smile
all your life.
1121
01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:10,885
What's this, is he
stupid or an idiot?
1122
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:15,471
You say something and
he makes funny moves.
1123
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:17,737
The IV suits you very nicely.
1124
01:31:17,772 --> 01:31:19,834
Who's that?
Isn't that Sibel?
1125
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,873
Yes, that's her.
1126
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:24,116
- Hold this.
- What am I supposed to do with it?
1127
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:27,479
- But no...
- Just keep on.
1128
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,594
Hello there.
1129
01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:44,470
Hi.
1130
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:46,719
What's wrong?
1131
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,285
Nothing, Recep.
Forget it.
1132
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:52,072
Did something happen
to your mum?
1133
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:55,113
Did she reject therapy? Is she
in intensive care? What?
1134
01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:57,790
Mum is fine...
but I'm not.
1135
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,989
- What's wrong?
- Forget it.
1136
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:07,639
- Shall I tell you a story?
- Yes.
1137
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:10,920
There is this clown who makes
all the crying people laugh.
1138
01:32:10,955 --> 01:32:13,480
Someday a crybaby
goes to the doctor.
1139
01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:15,720
The doctor says
"Go find that clown. "
1140
01:32:15,755 --> 01:32:17,119
And the guy says
"That's me. "
1141
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:20,032
What's that
got to do with anything?
1142
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:25,629
I didn't get that either. I don't
like those crappy clowns.
1143
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:30,037
There was this movie: "It. "
1144
01:32:30,072 --> 01:32:32,955
All kind of strange things.
1145
01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:46,798
Recep, I'm engaged.
1146
01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,594
- Engaged?
- Yes.
1147
01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:56,834
So you're going to get wed?
1148
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,309
- You know how families...
- It's alright, Sibel.
1149
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,798
- It's my mom's...
- Hush, Sibel.
1150
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:06,560
Sibel, don't talk, please.
1151
01:33:06,595 --> 01:33:07,629
But...
1152
01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:12,436
- But Recep...
- Shaddup!
1153
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:24,869
What happened Brother Recep?
1154
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:28,150
- They're tormenting me.
- Who?
1155
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:29,876
People.
1156
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:33,673
They talk crap,
get on my nerves.
1157
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:36,268
Then they annoy me.
1158
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,870
Nothing's working out for me.
1159
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:43,989
Did I put a spell on someone
and it affects me now?
1160
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:47,518
Everything's will be alright.
1161
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:50,950
It won't. My whole life is such
a knot...
1162
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:53,592
...that it won't be alright.
1163
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:03,560
If we sit more like this, our
testisterones will catch cold.
1164
01:35:03,595 --> 01:35:06,120
Then we won't have any kids.
1165
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:21,520
I'm leaving now, pal.
Got to hit the road.
1166
01:35:21,555 --> 01:35:24,085
Take care of yourself.
1167
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:27,000
Don't let that ass of a manager
oppress you. OK?
1168
01:35:27,035 --> 01:35:30,356
- OK, bro.
- Recep Ivedik got your back.
1169
01:35:30,440 --> 01:35:33,512
Allright, bro. I wish
you didn't leave that soon.
1170
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:35,638
It will be very
dull without you.
1171
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:39,273
I'm aware of that
but have to go.
1172
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:41,631
This place bears no meaning
for me any longer.
1173
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:46,957
- I have a last request from you.
- Sure.
1174
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:54,400
Give these to Sibel.
Make sure she gets them.
1175
01:35:54,435 --> 01:35:58,029
Don't worry.
These are yours.
1176
01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:01,200
- Is everything here?
- It's all in there.
1177
01:36:01,235 --> 01:36:03,236
Food, shirt, slippers.
OK.
1178
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:05,679
Let me give you a hug.
1179
01:36:14,080 --> 01:36:15,798
- Is that the manager's car?
- Yes, bro.
1180
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:19,230
- Open the hood.
- Don't, in the last minute...
1181
01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:22,596
Open it. Don't get me
started with last minutes.
1182
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:29,955
How could he leave
with my battery?
1183
01:37:30,840 --> 01:37:33,070
How could he leave
with my battery?
1184
01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:37,429
- But sir, I wasn't...
- Shut up! Don't answer back!
1185
01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:43,760
How can you be this careless,
indifferent and shameless?
1186
01:37:43,795 --> 01:37:45,318
Didn't I tell you to follow him?
1187
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:53,805
You have no more leaves.
All leaves gone.
1188
01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:57,594
To hell with your battery!
You should've been more careful.
1189
01:37:57,920 --> 01:37:58,845
You're fired!
1190
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:00,677
Bugger off! I quit!
1191
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:08,360
- Did Mrs. Sibel leave?
- Just a few moments ago.
1192
01:38:08,395 --> 01:38:10,271
They're going to the airport.
1193
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:39,953
Mrs. Sibel!
1194
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:45,269
What happened?
1195
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:48,759
Brother Recep asked me
to give you these.
1196
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:36,797
Salih, are you facebook member?
1197
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:38,598
No but if it's good
I can join.
1198
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:41,640
Never mind. It's full with
morons anyway:
1199
01:39:41,675 --> 01:39:42,834
I'm thinking of leaving.
1200
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:50,470
Up, up. Little bit to the left.
1201
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:53,870
- Is it good so?
- Great. Perfect.
1202
01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:03,714
To the auto industry park, please.
1203
01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:07,312
Of course, babe.
1204
01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:15,359
Good so. Lower.
1205
01:40:15,394 --> 01:40:17,519
Lower I said.
1206
01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:19,833
What are you doing here?
1207
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:24,231
Sir, I swear we're shooting
an art movie.
1208
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:27,198
- Art movie, my ass.
- This is a cult movie.
1209
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:31,356
I have two weaknesses.
1210
01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:35,965
One is alcohol.
The other, women. Two.
1211
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:38,005
I didn't get you. There's
no woman in your life.
1212
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:41,000
- How could that be a weakness?
- Because there's none.
1213
01:40:41,035 --> 01:40:43,230
Since there is none
I'm weak towards women.
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