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你之前不是挺怕这个宝宝的嘛。
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自主入睡，真厉害啊。
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我也想试试看呢。
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自主入睡是什么感觉呢。
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要不...我去捏个饭团吧？
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你说...我要不要去捏个饭团呢？
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好想体验下同步入睡啊
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要怎样才能顺利醒来呢
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欢迎回来
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今天电车又挤得要死烦死了
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怎么了？
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就是啊...在电车上...
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有个带着宝宝的妈妈
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那个小宝宝突然...
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就开始哇哇大哭
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而且怎么都...
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对对对
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完全停不下来
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整个车厢里...
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全是震天响的哭声
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是啊，小孩子就是这样的
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突然觉得当妈妈真不容易
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确实很为难吧
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要是遇到怪人的话...
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就是就是
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倒不是说有怪人...
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主要是宝宝一直哭
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旁边有个...
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看起来四五十岁的大叔
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突然冲着那个妈妈...
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开始发火说
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"烦死了，能不能管管"
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"这小崽子吵死了"
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对对对
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他当时就是这么说的
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可是宝宝...
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又没做错什么
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确实没错呢
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妈妈明明已经很努力了
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就是啊
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带孩子真的太不容易了
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真是看到糟心事了
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育儿果然很辛苦啊
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比起当妈妈...
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还记得我朋友舞子吗？
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舞子？
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舞子，看起来有点干劲的样子
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啊—
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虽然是个成年宝宝来着
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诶，这样吗？
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对啊，你去看看
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当时在给宝宝喂母乳呢
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是自己哺乳的
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嘿—
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那个场景该怎么说
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我觉得特别厉害
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在听吗？
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嗯？听着呢听着呢
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真的在听？
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不是，就是听说生宝宝了对吧
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对，宝宝出生后
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接下来的事才关键
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说自己哺乳的时候超级感动
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有在听吗？
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不是啦
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完全对宝宝没兴趣了吧
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不是，那个
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所以说那个真的很厉害啊
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亲眼看到就懂了
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诶，所以哺乳...
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哺乳...
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很厉害？
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我也想试试
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我也好想尝试
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太让人感动了
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我也想要
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有在听我说吗？
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不不不
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但就算说想尝试...
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你根本挤不出来吧
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因为...
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哎呀哎呀
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不是能不能挤出来的问题
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练习？
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类似练习那种
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诶，但是哺乳这种事
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说到底要怎么才会有奶？
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怎么才会没有
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只是挤不出来而已吧
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靠毅力
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不，毅力也挤不出来啦
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虽然不像真正喂养的体验
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能做到那样就好了
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能经历一次就好了
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唔...
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好想试试
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嘿—这样啊
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在听吗？
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嗯，我在听呢
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这个你知道吗？
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虽然自泌乳是理所当然的事
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但当宝宝靠近妈妈时
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母乳会不受控制地自动流出来
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诶？
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什么？
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啊真的假的？
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真的啦
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本来就是这样啊
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哈？
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光是靠近就会自动流母乳？
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会溢出来
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诶？
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啥？
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为什么你对小宝宝这么执着啊？
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不不不
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啊？
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你肯定也想过一次吧
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啊——不是，那
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你看你
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不是说过想尝试自泌乳嘛
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对啊
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所以你看
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不不不
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不是啦，我是想自泌乳
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虽然想自泌乳
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但更想
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就是那个对吧
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不是，因为要自泌乳的话
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得先怀孕
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生下孩子才行啊
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话是这么说
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但不行吧
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话虽如此
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总之我能体验类似自泌乳的感觉就行
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类似自泌乳是指...
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就是类似的感觉
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所以
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比如让阿杉变成婴儿什么的
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啊？要我当婴儿？
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对
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诶不要，才不要
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我们来造小孩吧
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不是，不是这个意思啦
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诶为什么啊
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好想自泌乳啊
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不是说了嘛要自泌乳
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只能先造小孩不是吗
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那算了，阿杉你...
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说是让我对自乳宝宝这样做就好了
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所以是自乳扮演
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扮演？宝宝
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宝宝...是要我当宝宝吗？
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对
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没问题的啦
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小杉也要变成宝宝哦
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诶？
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过来嘛
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变成宝宝的话会有奖励吗？
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奖励？
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才没有呢
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诶~没奖励的话人家才不要玩
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要玩的要玩的
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过来过来 要玩的要玩的
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真的？
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哎呀呀呀
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好啦
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啊~麻麻
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为什么？不能说 不能说 不可以说话的
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不能说？
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不能说 连"饭饭"都不可以讲哦
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宝宝不说"饭饭"吗？
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饭饭 不说 不说
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会说"饭饭"说明已经可以吃辅食啦
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哈？
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啊~奶奶 奶奶
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奶奶
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啊 啊 啊 啊
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再投入一点
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奶奶
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这样？小宝宝会这么色气地摸吗
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奶奶 软软的
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话太多了啦
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戳戳 奶奶 戳戳
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戳 戳 戳 戳
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小宝宝不会这样摸吧？
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嗯？
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没关系的 宝宝
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小宝宝就是会对感兴趣的东西又摸又啃呀
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确实是这样呢
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对对对
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小杉好厉害 宝宝度满分呢
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诶？
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等等等等 噢~什么啊
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哎呀，那是针织衫吗？
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总觉得这件好花哨啊
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确实太花哨了
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妈妈，妈妈，这个，我想拔掉
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真能说啊
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啊，啊
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哥哥，OK
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好
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啊，又来了
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要像个小宝宝才行哦
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什么？
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太精准了吧
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你看
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嗯？
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怎么了？
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啊，不行
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嗯
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嘿
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啊
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嗯
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妈妈，这次这边也要抓住哦
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喂
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趁现在啊，不多给地球施加点这种刺激的话
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毕竟真的只作为小宝宝活过
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会很辛苦的
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谢谢，妈妈
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有趣吗？
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在小穴里
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妈妈
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小穴啊
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小穴
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有意思，进去啦
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嘘——没什么大不了的
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哦，妈妈
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推
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推
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深呼吸，深呼吸
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哇，妈妈好厉害
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妈妈，果然会让人很舒服呢
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嗯，我啊
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最清楚怎么让我舒服了
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让我躺下
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好，好
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那妈妈，来吸吮乳头吧
238
00:36:04,192 --> 00:36:05,192
推
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00:36:30,391 --> 00:36:35,490
啊，好舒服妈妈
240
00:36:35,492 --> 00:36:37,492
唔嗯
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00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:48,492
啊啊
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00:37:31,492 --> 00:37:34,490
啊啊，超级舒服妈妈
243
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家里呢？
244
00:37:43,492 --> 00:37:45,490
那边也胀鼓鼓的
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往上推
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00:37:49,492 --> 00:37:51,490
嘿咻
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00:37:51,492 --> 00:37:55,492
呜哇，要射
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00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:05,492
嘿咻
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00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:08,490
太厉害了
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00:38:08,492 --> 00:38:11,490
哇
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00:38:11,492 --> 00:38:15,490
嗯——
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00:38:15,492 --> 00:38:22,492
啊
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00:38:24,492 --> 00:38:26,490
啊
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00:38:26,492 --> 00:38:32,490
唔——
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00:38:32,492 --> 00:38:34,490
嘿咻
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00:38:34,492 --> 00:38:42,492
啊
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00:38:50,492 --> 00:38:52,490
啊
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00:38:52,492 --> 00:38:56,490
妈妈好舒服
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00:38:56,492 --> 00:38:58,490
嗯，好舒服
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00:38:58,492 --> 00:39:04,492
啊
261
00:40:39,672 --> 00:40:41,271
别扎到什么东西
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00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:26,663
妈妈：「转来转去也好舒服」
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00:41:26,664 --> 00:41:29,664
妈妈：「呐，已经转晕了呢」
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可以吗？
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00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:41,286
嗯——
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00:42:41,288 --> 00:42:45,286
妈妈，感觉如何？
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00:42:45,288 --> 00:42:47,286
感觉
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00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:49,286
嗯
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00:42:49,288 --> 00:42:53,286
唔——
270
00:42:53,288 --> 00:43:01,286
哈啊，要睡了
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00:43:01,288 --> 00:43:03,286
嗯
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00:43:03,288 --> 00:43:05,286
睡觉吗？
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00:43:05,288 --> 00:43:07,286
睡觉
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00:43:07,288 --> 00:43:09,286
哈啊
275
00:43:09,288 --> 00:43:11,286
嗯——
276
00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:13,286
哈啊
277
00:43:13,288 --> 00:43:15,286
奶子太棒了
278
00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:19,286
唔——
279
00:43:19,288 --> 00:43:21,286
哈啊
280
00:43:21,288 --> 00:43:23,286
嗯——
281
00:43:23,288 --> 00:43:25,286
哈啊
282
00:43:25,288 --> 00:43:27,286
唔——
283
00:43:27,288 --> 00:43:29,286
哈啊
284
00:43:29,288 --> 00:43:31,286
嗯——
285
00:43:31,288 --> 00:43:35,286
哈啊
286
00:43:35,288 --> 00:43:37,286
唔——
287
00:43:37,288 --> 00:43:45,286
哈啊
288
00:43:45,288 --> 00:43:49,286
嗯——
289
00:43:49,288 --> 00:43:51,286
哈啊
290
00:43:51,288 --> 00:43:53,286
奶子好吃吗？
291
00:43:53,288 --> 00:43:55,286
嗯，奶子好好吃
292
00:43:55,288 --> 00:43:57,286
好吃呢
293
00:43:57,288 --> 00:43:59,286
哈啊
294
00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:03,286
唔——
295
00:44:03,288 --> 00:44:05,286
麻麻的感觉也舒服吗？
296
00:44:05,288 --> 00:44:07,286
嗯——
297
00:44:07,288 --> 00:44:09,286
舒服
298
00:44:09,288 --> 00:44:11,286
唔——
299
00:44:11,288 --> 00:44:19,288
哈啊
300
00:44:29,288 --> 00:44:31,286
嗯——
301
00:44:31,288 --> 00:44:33,286
难受吗？
302
00:44:33,288 --> 00:44:35,286
难受
303
00:44:35,288 --> 00:44:39,286
哈啊
304
00:44:39,288 --> 00:44:41,286
怎么回事呢
305
00:44:41,288 --> 00:44:43,286
哈啊
306
00:44:43,288 --> 00:44:45,286
那
307
00:44:45,288 --> 00:44:47,286
哈啊
308
00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:49,286
麻麻的
309
00:44:49,288 --> 00:44:53,286
哈啊
310
00:44:53,288 --> 00:44:57,286
要尿了
311
00:44:57,288 --> 00:44:59,286
哈啊
312
00:44:59,288 --> 00:45:01,286
尿什么？
313
00:45:01,288 --> 00:45:03,286
诶？
314
00:45:03,288 --> 00:45:05,286
因为要造小孩对吧？妈妈
315
00:45:05,288 --> 00:45:07,286
嗯
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00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:09,286
造小孩
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00:45:09,288 --> 00:45:11,286
是啊
318
00:45:11,288 --> 00:45:13,286
对吧？你看要是做了
319
00:45:13,288 --> 00:45:15,286
戴着套的话
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00:45:15,288 --> 00:45:17,286
哈啊
321
00:45:17,288 --> 00:45:19,286
就不能要孩子了
322
00:45:19,288 --> 00:45:25,286
哈啊
323
00:45:25,288 --> 00:45:27,286
呜
324
00:45:27,288 --> 00:45:29,286
哈啊
325
00:45:29,288 --> 00:45:31,286
呜
326
00:45:31,288 --> 00:45:39,288
哈啊
327
00:58:41,271 --> 00:58:42,871
因为是人生的敌人啊
328
00:58:42,871 --> 00:58:44,871
我干了什么啊
329
00:58:44,871 --> 00:58:46,871
好像射出来了呢
330
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:49,871
啊、射了好多进妈妈里面
331
00:58:49,871 --> 00:58:51,871
那和妈妈结婚吧
332
00:58:51,871 --> 00:58:56,871
啊、对了、明天去提交结婚申请
333
00:58:56,871 --> 00:58:58,871
呐
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00:59:08,871 --> 00:59:10,871
好——要幸福哦
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00:59:10,871 --> 00:59:12,871
真幸福呢
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00:59:12,871 --> 00:59:14,871
呐
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