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你之前不是挺怕这个宝宝的嘛。

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自主入睡，真厉害啊。

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我也想试试看呢。

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自主入睡是什么感觉呢。

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要不...我去捏个饭团吧？

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你说...我要不要去捏个饭团呢？

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好想体验下同步入睡啊

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要怎样才能顺利醒来呢

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欢迎回来

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今天电车又挤得要死烦死了

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怎么了？

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就是啊...在电车上...

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有个带着宝宝的妈妈

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那个小宝宝突然...

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就开始哇哇大哭

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而且怎么都...

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对对对

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完全停不下来

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整个车厢里...

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全是震天响的哭声

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是啊，小孩子就是这样的

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突然觉得当妈妈真不容易

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确实很为难吧

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要是遇到怪人的话...

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就是就是

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倒不是说有怪人...

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主要是宝宝一直哭

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旁边有个...

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看起来四五十岁的大叔

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突然冲着那个妈妈...

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开始发火说

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"烦死了，能不能管管"

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"这小崽子吵死了"

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对对对

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他当时就是这么说的

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可是宝宝...

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又没做错什么

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确实没错呢

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妈妈明明已经很努力了

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就是啊

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带孩子真的太不容易了

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真是看到糟心事了

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育儿果然很辛苦啊

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比起当妈妈...

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还记得我朋友舞子吗？

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舞子？

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舞子，看起来有点干劲的样子

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啊—

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虽然是个成年宝宝来着

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诶，这样吗？

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对啊，你去看看

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当时在给宝宝喂母乳呢

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是自己哺乳的

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嘿—

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那个场景该怎么说

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我觉得特别厉害

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在听吗？

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嗯？听着呢听着呢

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真的在听？

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不是，就是听说生宝宝了对吧

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对，宝宝出生后

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接下来的事才关键

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说自己哺乳的时候超级感动

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有在听吗？

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不是啦

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完全对宝宝没兴趣了吧

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不是，那个

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所以说那个真的很厉害啊

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亲眼看到就懂了

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诶，所以哺乳...

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哺乳...

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很厉害？

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我也想试试

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我也好想尝试

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太让人感动了

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我也想要

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有在听我说吗？

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不不不

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但就算说想尝试...

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你根本挤不出来吧

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因为...

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哎呀哎呀

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不是能不能挤出来的问题

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练习？

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类似练习那种

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诶，但是哺乳这种事

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说到底要怎么才会有奶？

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怎么才会没有

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只是挤不出来而已吧

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靠毅力

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不，毅力也挤不出来啦

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虽然不像真正喂养的体验

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能做到那样就好了

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能经历一次就好了

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唔...

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好想试试

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嘿—这样啊

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在听吗？

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嗯，我在听呢

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这个你知道吗？

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虽然自泌乳是理所当然的事

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但当宝宝靠近妈妈时

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母乳会不受控制地自动流出来

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诶？

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什么？

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啊真的假的？

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真的啦

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本来就是这样啊

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哈？

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光是靠近就会自动流母乳？

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会溢出来

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诶？

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啥？

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为什么你对小宝宝这么执着啊？

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不不不

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啊？

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你肯定也想过一次吧

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啊——不是，那

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你看你

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不是说过想尝试自泌乳嘛

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对啊

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所以你看

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不不不

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不是啦，我是想自泌乳

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虽然想自泌乳

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但更想

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就是那个对吧

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不是，因为要自泌乳的话

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得先怀孕

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生下孩子才行啊

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话是这么说

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但不行吧

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话虽如此

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总之我能体验类似自泌乳的感觉就行

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类似自泌乳是指...

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就是类似的感觉

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所以

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比如让阿杉变成婴儿什么的

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啊？要我当婴儿？

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对

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诶不要，才不要

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我们来造小孩吧

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不是，不是这个意思啦

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诶为什么啊

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好想自泌乳啊

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不是说了嘛要自泌乳

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只能先造小孩不是吗

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那算了，阿杉你...

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说是让我对自乳宝宝这样做就好了

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所以是自乳扮演

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扮演？宝宝

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宝宝...是要我当宝宝吗？

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对

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没问题的啦

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小杉也要变成宝宝哦

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诶？

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过来嘛

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变成宝宝的话会有奖励吗？

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奖励？

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才没有呢

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诶~没奖励的话人家才不要玩

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要玩的要玩的

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过来过来 要玩的要玩的

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真的？

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哎呀呀呀

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好啦

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啊~麻麻

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为什么？不能说 不能说 不可以说话的

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不能说？

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不能说 连"饭饭"都不可以讲哦

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宝宝不说"饭饭"吗？

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饭饭 不说 不说

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会说"饭饭"说明已经可以吃辅食啦

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哈？

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啊~奶奶 奶奶

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奶奶

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啊 啊 啊 啊

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再投入一点

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奶奶

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这样？小宝宝会这么色气地摸吗

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奶奶 软软的

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话太多了啦

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戳戳 奶奶 戳戳

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戳 戳 戳 戳

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小宝宝不会这样摸吧？

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嗯？

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没关系的 宝宝

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小宝宝就是会对感兴趣的东西又摸又啃呀

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确实是这样呢

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对对对

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小杉好厉害 宝宝度满分呢

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诶？

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等等等等 噢~什么啊

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哎呀，那是针织衫吗？

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总觉得这件好花哨啊

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确实太花哨了

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妈妈，妈妈，这个，我想拔掉

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真能说啊

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啊，啊

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哥哥，OK

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好

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啊，又来了

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要像个小宝宝才行哦

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什么？

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太精准了吧

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你看

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嗯？

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怎么了？

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啊，不行

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嗯

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嘿

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啊

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嗯

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妈妈，这次这边也要抓住哦

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喂

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趁现在啊，不多给地球施加点这种刺激的话

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毕竟真的只作为小宝宝活过

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会很辛苦的

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谢谢，妈妈

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有趣吗？

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在小穴里

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妈妈

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小穴啊

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小穴

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有意思，进去啦

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嘘——没什么大不了的

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哦，妈妈

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推

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推

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深呼吸，深呼吸

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哇，妈妈好厉害

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妈妈，果然会让人很舒服呢

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嗯，我啊

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最清楚怎么让我舒服了

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让我躺下

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好，好

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那妈妈，来吸吮乳头吧

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推

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啊，好舒服妈妈

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唔嗯

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啊啊

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啊啊，超级舒服妈妈

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家里呢？

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那边也胀鼓鼓的

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往上推

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嘿咻

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呜哇，要射

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嘿咻

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太厉害了

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哇

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嗯——

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啊

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啊

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唔——

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嘿咻

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啊

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啊

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妈妈好舒服

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嗯，好舒服

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啊

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别扎到什么东西

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妈妈：「转来转去也好舒服」

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妈妈：「呐，已经转晕了呢」

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可以吗？

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嗯——

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妈妈，感觉如何？

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感觉

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嗯

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唔——

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哈啊，要睡了

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嗯

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睡觉吗？

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睡觉

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哈啊

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嗯——

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哈啊

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奶子太棒了

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唔——

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哈啊

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嗯——

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哈啊

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唔——

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哈啊

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嗯——

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哈啊

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唔——

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哈啊

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嗯——

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哈啊

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奶子好吃吗？

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嗯，奶子好好吃

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好吃呢

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哈啊

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唔——

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麻麻的感觉也舒服吗？

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嗯——

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舒服

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唔——

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哈啊

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嗯——

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难受吗？

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难受

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哈啊

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怎么回事呢

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哈啊

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那

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哈啊

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麻麻的

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哈啊

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要尿了

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哈啊

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尿什么？

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诶？

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因为要造小孩对吧？妈妈

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嗯

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造小孩

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是啊

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对吧？你看要是做了

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戴着套的话

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哈啊

321
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就不能要孩子了

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哈啊

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呜

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哈啊

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呜

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哈啊

327
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因为是人生的敌人啊

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我干了什么啊

329
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好像射出来了呢

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啊、射了好多进妈妈里面

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那和妈妈结婚吧

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啊、对了、明天去提交结婚申请

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呐

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好——要幸福哦

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真幸福呢

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呐