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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,461 I am the matriarch of a great American 2 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:29,029 family taking on the ultimate challenge-- 3 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:31,118 the perfect family meal. 4 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,423 I understand, Mama Clara. 5 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,034 Working in a small takeout franchise 6 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:37,298 is traditionally a gateway to bigger and better things. 7 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:38,342 I understand, Mama Clara. 8 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:39,517 You create synergies. 9 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:40,953 You solve problems. 10 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:42,564 I understand, Mama Clara. 11 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:45,262 But that is what happens when I go to the bathroom, 12 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:47,699 and leave you in charge of the french fries. 13 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,092 Well, give me another chance. 14 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:52,052 [boom] Give your Uncle Bob another chance. 15 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,880 Bob, you're no uncle, and I'm no mama. 16 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:57,231 The cute names are company policy, that's all. 17 00:00:57,361 --> 00:01:00,016 Just-- feel good stuff, so they can pay you less. 18 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:00,886 But we're a family. 19 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,758 Look around! - Oh! 20 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:03,759 [screaming] 21 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:04,716 Dad! 22 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:05,717 [screaming] 23 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:06,588 Are you OK? 24 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,372 Dad? 25 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:09,808 We're a family. 26 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,028 This is my real father, Bob. 27 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:15,336 There's a difference. 28 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,773 [radio chatter] 29 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:25,172 [sirens] 30 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,176 SINGER: Time is drifting. 31 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:32,179 This rock has got to roll. 32 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:37,227 So I hit the road and made my getaway. 33 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:40,012 Restless feeling, we gotta go. 34 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,797 Sorry. 35 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:45,627 SINGER: I started searching for a better way. 36 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,764 No, no, no! 37 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:53,896 No! No! 38 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:54,636 No! Stop! 39 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:55,419 Stop! Stop! 40 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:56,768 Stop! [horn] 41 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:57,639 Stop! 42 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,167 Help! 43 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:07,127 Help! 44 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,346 Grab onto this rope here. 45 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,131 Pull it. 46 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,306 [screaming] 47 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:17,441 [giggling] 48 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,664 Hi, people. 49 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,621 [pop] 50 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:26,668 Oh, save the fishies. Save the fishies! 51 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,496 Save the fishies! Save the fishes! 52 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:29,453 Save the-- 53 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:38,375 [beeping] 54 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,812 [screeching] 55 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,690 I'm an astronaut. I'm a ballerina. 56 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:49,691 I'm an astronaut. 57 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:52,215 I'm a ballerina. 58 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,696 [crying] 59 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,013 Shave, shave, shave-- 60 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:08,927 [screaming] 61 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,321 Sorry. 62 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:15,673 SINGER: New York City took me with the tide. 63 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,197 [squishing] 64 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,068 Ha. 65 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,548 Sorry about that. 66 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:29,557 [screaming] 67 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:30,949 Oh. 68 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,525 Huh I'm gonna need a bigger board. 69 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,704 It's not a big deal, Rascal. 70 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:49,359 We're only on the B's, remember? 71 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,013 We've got all this to go. 72 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,058 OK, so we did burger assistant. 73 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:54,886 Next up we have-- 74 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,671 business consulting. 75 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:57,628 Butcher? 76 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,065 [squeaking] 77 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,328 Hey, listen to this. 78 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,460 Listen. 79 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:06,202 Cosmopolitan butler school. 80 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,249 Become part of a family in five days. 81 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:12,817 Rascal-- we're going butling. 82 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,274 [buzzer] 83 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:39,844 Do you think you're gonna be a lassie? 84 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,196 9: 30? 85 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,633 [whistle] 86 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,550 Good morning, students. 87 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,420 Good morning, sir. 88 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,639 Good morning, sir. 89 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:52,770 Two lines, please. 90 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:55,773 [clapping] Take up. 91 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:58,123 My name is Butler. 92 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:00,691 I'm a born butler, in all senses of the phrase. 93 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,085 I come from a long line of butlers. 94 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:06,131 In only five days, you will each receive 95 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:09,613 a certificate of competence to wait on any family 96 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,398 on this side of the pond. 97 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,356 For those of you that are interested, 98 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:16,707 the full English course, lasting for the 17 years, 99 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,493 standards are slightly higher. 100 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:22,713 So, what does a butler do? 101 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,149 Hm? 102 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,587 Answer-- anything. 103 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:30,373 He must cook, clean, tend the garden, groom the horses, 104 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,289 write letters, iron shirts, arrange appointments, 105 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:37,859 greet guests, run barbes, buy groceries, pack cases, 106 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:42,603 unpack cases, make reservations, cancel reservations, and still 107 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,388 find time to be a confidant. 108 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:46,694 Understood? 109 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:47,651 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 110 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,522 Yes, sir. 111 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:56,051 Grooming is crucial to the [inaudible]. 112 00:05:56,181 --> 00:06:00,360 Substantial facial hair is quite unacceptable. 113 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,318 Rabbi, how would you serve soup? 114 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,319 Well, I-- 115 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,887 Either it goes, or you go. 116 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:06,801 Oh. 117 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:13,024 Butlers must be immaculately dressed. 118 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:16,332 So what's your excuse, you miserable heap of mess? 119 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:17,812 This is me tidy. 120 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,727 Not in my book. 121 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:23,034 Do you possess any offensively tasteless tattoos 122 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:26,473 perpetrated in a drunken haze? 123 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,039 No. 124 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,781 Any piercings of body parts? 125 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,783 I do have a series of small holes in my tongue 126 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,219 from when I was six. 127 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,483 My cousin, he gave me a black sea urchin thing, 128 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:39,355 and told me it was a chocolate muffin. 129 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:43,881 I think they've grown over. 130 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:46,710 Show me your nipples. 131 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,495 My nipples? 132 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:49,365 Yes. 133 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:50,279 Your nipples. 134 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,809 Hm. 135 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,245 Can't blame a man for asking. 136 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:02,857 Frankly, you look the weird sort. 137 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:03,727 I'm weird? 138 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:24,705 Come on. 139 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:25,619 Come on. 140 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:28,622 Tess. 141 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:29,492 Tess. 142 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,458 This elevator has already left. 143 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:39,371 Sop that! 144 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:40,416 You're causing a delay. 145 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,722 I have an important meeting. 146 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:42,897 If it was so important, you would 147 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,507 have left earlier, like I did. 148 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,422 Mother, you're embarrassing us. 149 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:47,336 Stop. 150 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,512 Stop! 151 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:50,426 Witch! 152 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,341 What a rude person. 153 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,211 Suck up. 154 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:57,477 Any news Judith? 155 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:58,782 Not yet. 156 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,305 OK. 157 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,176 Kate. 158 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,791 - All right, go. - Mr. Dickens called. 159 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:08,836 Urgent. - Skip. 160 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,315 Next. 161 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,360 Makes the investment conference call urgent. 162 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,927 Safe. Next. 163 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,798 Jacques called about dinner on Monday. 164 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:15,669 Confirm. 165 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,584 8:00. 166 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:20,195 It's them. 167 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,370 OK. Put 'em through. 168 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,284 Good luck. 169 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,551 A word or two about money. 170 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:30,727 Money makes the world go round, doesn't it? 171 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:31,772 Yes, Mr. Butler. 172 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,469 Balderdash. 173 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,386 Trust, not money-- that's what makes the world go round. 174 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,345 If I haven't been able to produce at least 175 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:44,045 one trustworthy butler out of this course, 176 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:45,220 then I've wasted my time. 177 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,134 Ah-- sorry. 178 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,048 Sorry! 179 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,658 [clattering] 180 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,747 As I've made clear, you will be in complete control 181 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,532 of the household. 182 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:55,273 However, you will be treated by other members of the household 183 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,972 as if you were slightly less significant than a piece 184 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,800 of used toilet paper. 185 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:04,761 To simulate this, I've devised a rather amusing little exercise. 186 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,111 [shouting] 187 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,247 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 188 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,989 I'm getting no pleasure from it whatsoever! 189 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:17,600 Yeah, right. 190 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,471 Bullseye! 191 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:26,435 Now look-- open wide for one teeny, weeny little baked bean, 192 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,524 or I'll tell your mom. 193 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,874 But I'll tell her you hit me. 194 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,354 What? 195 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:36,314 I'll tell her you hit me and pulled my hair. 196 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,099 [screaming] - OK. 197 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,274 Leave the food. 198 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,668 Can I watch TV tonight? 199 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:45,889 I will not be blackmailed by you children. 200 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,718 [screaming] 201 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,467 [sigh] 202 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:00,948 Mrs. Withington, what happened? 203 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:07,955 Sorry, Miss Jamieson, but they are the devil's seed. 204 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,566 Oh, no, they're just playing with you. 205 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,698 They're delightful children. 206 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,221 Really. 207 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,396 Underneath all the horrible stuff. 208 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,919 Please. 209 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,834 I promised Jacques I would not let him down again. 210 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:18,748 [chuckling] 211 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,633 [mumbling] 212 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,118 [phone ringing] 213 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:44,818 Hello? 214 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,385 - Bob the babysitter? - No, ma'am. 215 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,692 This is Bob the Butler. 216 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,346 Now, look, I definitely have this number 217 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,740 down for Bob the babysitter. 218 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,959 Well, that was at least seven jobs back. 219 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,310 But you were a babysitter once? 220 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,877 Well, yes. 221 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,052 Just once. 222 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,967 Oh, please, this is an emergency. 223 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,535 One minute, please. 224 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,799 Rascal-- damsel in distress. 225 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,280 May I have your leave? 226 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,629 Thank you, Master Rascal. 227 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,635 I'd be happy to. 228 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,116 [engine stalling] 229 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,129 [knocking] 230 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:37,566 Oh. 231 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,436 My. 232 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,394 Are you Bob? 233 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:42,005 At your service. 234 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,964 You have a piece of tomato in your hair. 235 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:48,925 Oh-- Ugh. 236 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,666 Gone. 237 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:51,711 OK, well, um-- 238 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,451 I want you to meet my children. 239 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,193 This is my daughter, Tess. 240 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,325 Miss Tess. 241 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,282 Hello. 242 00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,196 lovely name. 243 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,284 My son, Bates. 244 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,155 Mm. 245 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,201 Master-- Bates. 246 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,812 OK. 247 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:12,253 I have to go, so do me a favor, and do not hurt him. 248 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,950 Bob, please don't sit on any of the nice 249 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:14,951 chairs unless you have to. 250 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,736 OK. 251 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,651 Goodnight, children. 252 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,044 Goodnight, Mother. 253 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,743 Enjoy your romantic evening out. - Have fun. 254 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,144 Don't forget the back ones, master. 255 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,190 Why do you call me master? 256 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,279 I'm studying to be a butler. 257 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,847 I don't like it. 258 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:44,024 Master Bates just feels wrong. 259 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,765 Indeed. 260 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:46,983 How about I call you Bates? 261 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,161 - I like that. - Yeah. 262 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:51,988 Just Bates. 263 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:03,478 [humming] Nice chair. 264 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,228 Bates? 265 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,403 Are you awake? 266 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,492 When will Mom be back? 267 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,103 You think Bob's a real find? 268 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,802 He let me sleep in my fireman costume. 269 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,368 He's crazy. 270 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,632 I like him more than Mrs. Withington. 271 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,243 Would you like to have him back? 272 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,766 Can we? 273 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:31,680 Leave it to me. 274 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,606 Thanks for a lovely evening. 275 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,956 Ah, the pleasure was all mine. 276 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:47,870 I'd invite you up, but-- 277 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,045 I know. 278 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,742 The children will be up, as usual. 279 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,181 Oh my god! 280 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,399 What-- what's wrong? 281 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,531 The childrens' lights are all out! 282 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,151 What's wrong? 283 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,587 Nothing. 284 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,675 They've been good as gold. 285 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,068 Oh, cut the BS. 286 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,505 What, are they bound and gagged somewhere? 287 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,116 You really should be congratulated, ma'am, 288 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:19,684 on raising such wondrous progeny. 289 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,730 Can I go now? 290 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,341 Normally they're, uh-- 291 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,343 a pain in the derriere. 292 00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,432 I think here you say brats. 293 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,346 Oh. 294 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,087 I never say brats. 295 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,176 Well, I don't know what you did, but-- 296 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,743 I'm impressed. 297 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,876 Well, Jacques, will you pay Bob for me? 298 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:37,746 Of course. 299 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:46,494 I'm, uh-- tipping you very generously here. 300 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,366 I want you to know why. 301 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:54,154 Tonight, with the kids in bed, all night I get to do 302 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,071 what Frenchmen love to do most. 303 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,422 You're going to look in the mirror for eight hours? 304 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,336 Thanks, Jack. 305 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,254 This morning, those of us that remain 306 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,126 will address the basic skills required for a typical day, 307 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,564 starting with undressing the master. 308 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,914 Now, I shall need a volunteer. 309 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,002 Mr. Tree, please. 310 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:20,484 Jacket? 311 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,489 Good. 312 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,403 Tie? 313 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,364 Waistcoat? 314 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,408 Or vest, to you. 315 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,113 Shirt? 316 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,331 Aw, come on. 317 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,898 Haven't you got some kind of dummy? 318 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,856 Dear boy, if you intend to be a butler, 319 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,034 you'd better get used to naked old flesh. 320 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,818 Are you sure this isn't a British thing? 321 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,255 I mean, most Americans know how to dress themselves. 322 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,214 On the contrary. 323 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,739 We are here to educate them to do it better. 324 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,394 And to dress for the right occasion. 325 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,351 Whoa! 326 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,702 Yo, I'm outta here. 327 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:11,709 Well, Bob, you seem to be the last one left. 328 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,842 Mr. Butler, I don't really know if this is necessary. 329 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,541 I mean, I'll give you $100 if you leave the rest on. 330 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:18,455 150. 331 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,327 1,000. 332 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,330 Please stop there. 333 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,810 Dress me. 334 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,290 Bob? No. 335 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,422 No. - It's OK. 336 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,901 It's OK, Nico. 337 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,077 I don't want to work here. 338 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,079 I can't stand the sight of blood. 339 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,819 And all that screaming. 340 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,778 You took the guy's earlobe off. 341 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,867 Well, not on purpose. 342 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,042 You used to work here? 343 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,783 Of course I used to work here. 344 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,829 Barber comes before butler in the yellow pages. 345 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,135 So, how do you like it? 346 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,485 Neat and tidy. 347 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,357 As the man says. 348 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,185 No beard. 349 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,447 No beard? 350 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,362 Butlers don't have beards. 351 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,885 Butlers wear beards. 352 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,539 - No beard. - A bit of beard. 353 00:16:58,669 --> 00:16:59,453 No beard at all. 354 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,671 Itty bit of beard? 355 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,586 No beard whatever. 356 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:03,979 Itsy bit of beard? 357 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,589 Nope. 358 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,982 Not even a little, bitty, bitty, weeny bit of beard. 359 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,549 Itty bit of butler beard? Beardless. 360 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:09,593 Itty bit of butler beard. 361 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,768 No beard. 362 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:11,769 Itty bit of butler beard. 363 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,988 Itty bit of butler beard. 364 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,337 Itty bit of butler beard. 365 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,730 Settled. 366 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,385 So-- pretty much as it is. 367 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:26,784 What do you expect to do, Bob, if this doesn't work out? 368 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,569 I'll probably move on to the C's. 369 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:35,358 You know, camping guy, carpet cleaner, car washer-- 370 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,881 computer hacker. 371 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,405 Extraordinary. 372 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,930 You seem to have such faith in yourself, 373 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,977 where none is justified. 374 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,240 Thanks, Mr. Butler. 375 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,200 Well, well, well. 376 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,774 A gentleman's gentleman. 377 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:00,688 By George. 378 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:09,131 Loving breaths of deep-- 379 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,176 acceptance. 380 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,046 Ah. 381 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,402 All right, can we speed it up, please? 382 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,665 Here's my needs analysis. 383 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,710 I think it'll save time. 384 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,538 What are you saving time for? 385 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,148 Your family? 386 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,150 But you don't even have time to enjoy your kids. 387 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,020 Or Jacques. 388 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,372 Jack's not family. 389 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,635 There's too much work. 390 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,592 I need more time. 391 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,334 Remember your mantra. 392 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,858 I cannot organize the world. 393 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,383 Blah, blah, blah. 394 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,167 Maybe you could work just as hard, 395 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:48,344 and find someone who brings the best out of me and Bates? 396 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:52,174 Tess, that is a very sensible suggestion. 397 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,828 Do you have anyone in mind? 398 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,569 Not really. 399 00:18:55,699 --> 00:19:01,618 Well-- I quite liked the babysitter we had last night. 400 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,404 But Tess said he was freaky. 401 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,622 He's too strict. 402 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,581 He's way too strict. 403 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,148 Definitely not him. 404 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,715 Eh-- 405 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,630 Well, it's not your call, children. 406 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,207 - What are we doing? - Come on. 407 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,121 Come on. 408 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,036 Come on. 409 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:28,993 Up you go. 410 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,217 Standing still, Mr. Tree, is highly 411 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,264 prized in butler circles. 412 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,134 Freak. 413 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,048 Just get up. 414 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,008 Tiny people down below. 415 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,885 [heavy breathing] 416 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,107 Good. 417 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,762 I want you to clear your mind, and relax. 418 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,764 Relax? 419 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,157 Are you kidding me? 420 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:05,943 I'm standing inches from certain death, here. 421 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,554 I'll tell you what-- think of the most 422 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:11,732 beautiful thing you've seen of the last 48 hours. 423 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,473 Now, come on. 424 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,865 You can do it. 425 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:18,391 I'm beginning to have faith in you, Bob. 426 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,392 OK. 427 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,306 I've got it. 428 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,003 What is it? 429 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,005 It's a woman. 430 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:24,962 Can you picture her? 431 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,576 Yes. 432 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:30,751 Excellent. 433 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,666 Hold that thought. 434 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,078 Hey, kiddo. 435 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,951 How was your day? - OK. 436 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,735 Just OK? 437 00:20:58,866 --> 00:20:59,780 Well, mine was pretty good. 438 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,303 Do you want to hear about it? 439 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,740 Does it have anything with campaign management? 440 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:04,654 Yes. 441 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:05,568 No. 442 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,885 It's polite to knock. 443 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,713 It's bedtime, sweetheart. 444 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,018 I haven't finished. 445 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,194 Now, please. 446 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,108 No. 447 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:35,119 Ah, that's just what I need. 448 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,296 Thank you. 449 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,254 Do you want to hear about my day? 450 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,038 Now? 451 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,867 Your mind is full of work and kids, 452 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:47,349 work and kids, work and kids. 453 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,916 That leaves little for me. 454 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,658 I am trying to sell my business, Jacques. 455 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,486 For months, mon cheri. 456 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,749 But when? 457 00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:58,012 - I'm thinking of hiring Bob. - The babysitter? 458 00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:58,926 The butler. 459 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,497 Are you sure you want to live with you? 460 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:05,976 I'm joking. 461 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,804 No, he'll live in the attic. 462 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,677 We'll have a babysitter whenever we want. 463 00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:13,070 Perfect. 464 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,507 [knocking] 465 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,509 Can you hurry up in there? 466 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,162 You've been in there for hours? 467 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,076 MAN: Almost finished. 468 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,348 He'll tidy all this up? 469 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,349 Yeah. 470 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,741 Bates, stop that. 471 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,395 It's a toilet bidet. 472 00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,136 What's a toilet bidet? 473 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,442 It's like a fountain for your a-- 474 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,618 Ask me later. 475 00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,881 Jack says he's here. 476 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,230 The butler! 477 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,753 Now, then, Robert-- 478 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,538 Actually, my name's Bob. 479 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,888 Oh, well, Bob is short for Robert. 480 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:50,499 Isn't Rob short for Robert? 481 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,848 Yes. 482 00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,023 So, then Bob would be short for Bobert. 483 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,416 Your name is Bobert? 484 00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:55,286 No. 485 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,287 Just Bob. 486 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,072 OK, then. 487 00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,943 As long as we're satisfied with first names, can we continue? 488 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:01,031 Of course. 489 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,555 Though I don't know your name. 490 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,426 Is it all right if I call you Mistress Jamieson? 491 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:07,516 Oh-- [laughter] No. 492 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,910 That sounds rather sordid, doesn't it? 493 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,348 Perhaps you could just call me Anne? 494 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:14,784 Anne? 495 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,525 Just Anne. 496 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,309 Anne. 497 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,485 Yes. 498 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,355 Anne. 499 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:21,269 Bien. 500 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,662 Anne. 501 00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:27,014 Mr. Tree, how many children do you have? 502 00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:28,885 Well, I don't have any children. 503 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,671 But you said in the flier that you would take care 504 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,107 of the children like your own. 505 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:36,066 Yeah, if I had some. 506 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,242 But you did just recently attend the, 507 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:40,680 uh, Cosmopolitan Butler School? 508 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:41,942 It's all tidy. 509 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,347 Ah, how much do I owe you? 510 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,144 What did he say? 511 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:12,146 Uh, he said he'll drop the bill off next week. 512 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:19,240 Um-- Jacques got me a wonderful present. 513 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:21,851 A state of the art toilet. 514 00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,463 A toilet? 515 00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:26,290 What a nice gift. 516 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:27,901 [non-english speech] 517 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,080 My goodness, Bob. 518 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,691 I had no idea that you were fluent in Japanese. 519 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,519 I worked in the Asian market. 520 00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:38,738 Well, that's impressive. 521 00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,435 You sold stock? 522 00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:47,094 Stocks, vegetables, some strangely shaped fruits. 523 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:50,271 Horseshoe shaped fruits. 524 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:54,144 Bob, I would like to go over a few specifics. 525 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:55,537 I color categorize my sponges. 526 00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:56,886 Hm? 527 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,627 Blue for bathroom, yellow for kitchen, 528 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:01,369 purple for general, green for the outdoors-- car included. 529 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,457 Please don't confuse them. 530 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,719 Fine. 531 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,112 - No strange women in the house. - Fine. 532 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:06,330 - No drugs. - Fine. 533 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,593 No pets. 534 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,246 You allergic? 535 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,248 They're unhygenic. 536 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,162 Fine. 537 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,736 So, what do you think? 538 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:22,738 Well, he is very strange. 539 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:24,740 I don't understand this, uh, Rob-- 540 00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,742 Bob-- Bobert business. 541 00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:27,830 Well, I suppose we could always 542 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,266 interview other candidates. 543 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,530 There are other candidate? 544 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,532 No. 545 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,012 [squeaking] 546 00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,668 I hired an assistant once. 547 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,278 She seemed perfect, she worked hard, she 548 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,237 did everything I told her to. 549 00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,892 One lunchtime, I saw her in the gym. 550 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:49,199 She had a shower, and then she changed right back 551 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:53,073 into her workout bra. 552 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:54,422 I'm lost. 553 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,511 I fired her on the spot, of course. 554 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,862 You fired her because of her sweaty bra? 555 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:03,344 Do you think Bobert wears a bra? 556 00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:04,954 Oh, who knows? 557 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:06,956 But if it doesn't work out, I'll change him. 558 00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:07,870 OK. 559 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:12,179 [squeaking] 560 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,659 [glass shattering] 561 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,060 Bates! 562 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,021 Sorry, Mom. 563 00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:34,854 I think you'll find that it has everything you need. 564 00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:37,378 I'm sure it's not up to your professional standards. 565 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:48,781 Well, it's-- white. 566 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:49,695 Yeah. 567 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,045 Uh-- oh-- 568 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:53,350 I'm sorry it is such a mess. 569 00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:00,183 I can, indeed, organize the world. 570 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,634 [squeaking] 571 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:16,635 Here, Rascal. 572 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,075 Home. 573 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:27,820 We are robot. 574 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,910 We are monster robot. 575 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,215 I am robot man. 576 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,521 Get out of my way. 577 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,914 I am computer man. 578 00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:37,220 Aren't you a little old to play with toys? 579 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:40,876 Well, I don't usually play with them, but-- 580 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:44,401 I got these when I was about your age, and-- 581 00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:47,143 I figured I'd give them to my own son one day. 582 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,015 Do you think he'd want them? 583 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,466 The children are in bed, ma'am. 584 00:28:05,596 --> 00:28:06,380 Thank you, Bob. 585 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:08,034 Music to my ears. 586 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,862 Is there anything else I can do for you? 587 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:10,906 No, thank you. 588 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,691 I'll see you in the morning. 589 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:15,128 I hope you don't mind, but, um-- 590 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,739 I couldn't find any towels for your bathroom. 591 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:18,653 No. 592 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,611 I don't use them. 593 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,917 OK, then. 594 00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,527 They breed germs. 595 00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:24,746 I have a body dryer. 596 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:25,878 A body dryer? 597 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:26,922 Yes. 598 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,142 Like a hair dryer? 599 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,447 Bigger. 600 00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,885 Much more hygienic. 601 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:34,538 Did I mention the sponge system? 602 00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:35,409 Blue for the bathroom-- 603 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,846 Purple, yellow, green. 604 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:38,847 Oh. 605 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:39,761 Well, goodnight, then. 606 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,200 Goodnight. 607 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:56,778 [whirring] 608 00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,218 [sniffing] 609 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,138 What's that smell? 610 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,400 Cooking. 611 00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:11,793 Real food? 612 00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:12,838 Yeah. 613 00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:13,882 I guess Bob made us breakfast. 614 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,579 Where did you get that blouse? 615 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,190 It's an old one. 616 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,191 Yeah, like, really old. 617 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,409 Like, five years too old. 618 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,020 It's way too small for you. 619 00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,761 - It is not. - Is. 620 00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:23,631 Is not. 621 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,719 Let's have Bob decide. 622 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:25,589 Bob? 623 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,503 Is not. 624 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:27,766 Is. 625 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:29,463 Yes, ma'am? 626 00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:34,076 Tess' blouse-- indecently small, or acceptable fashion? 627 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:35,469 Sorry, Miss Tess. 628 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,305 That's a lot of pancakes. 629 00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:48,003 It's more cost effective to prepare in bulk. 630 00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:50,484 They teach you that bulk stuff at butler school? 631 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:51,354 Actually, at the finest-- 632 00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:57,317 the finest cooking school in the world. 633 00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,232 The Cordon Bleu. 634 00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:00,363 The US Army. 635 00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:01,712 The army? 636 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,410 Cool. 637 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,020 Would you like some pancakes, Miss Tess? 638 00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:05,978 Sure. 639 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,196 Make me put on 50 pounds. 640 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:08,545 That'll make me popular. 641 00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,939 Getting grounded for being rude 642 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,245 will definitely make you popular. 643 00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,904 Miss Tess? 644 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,428 I want to prepare a special dinner tonight. 645 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:22,951 Sort of an introduction. 646 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:24,648 What does your mother like? 647 00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:26,346 She likes anything she can eat quickly, 648 00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:29,305 so she can get back to work. 649 00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,307 You know what would be good? 650 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:32,569 A luau. 651 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,310 She loves the whole Hawaiian thing. 652 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,269 A luau, huh? 653 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:37,444 BATES: Pork? 654 00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,401 OK. 655 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:39,272 I'll look into that. 656 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,668 I knew a guy once-- 657 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,541 He was kind of a nervous fellow. 658 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:50,109 Used to bite his nails. 659 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,894 One day he was so upset, he ate his whole hand. 660 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:54,461 He did not. 661 00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:55,984 By the time we pulled him off, he'd chewed 662 00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:57,464 all the way up to the elbows. 663 00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:58,769 That is stupid. 664 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,120 That fella has to wear a muzzle now. 665 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,861 A muzzle! 666 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:08,214 All because he couldn't talk about his problems. 667 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,216 I don't know about that outfit, Miss Tess. 668 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:18,746 Are you getting out? 669 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:19,703 Mm-mm. 670 00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:21,923 I've got basketball today. 671 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,446 That's great. 672 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,579 I love basketball. 673 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,972 You're not under four foot. 674 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:31,280 Hey. 675 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:32,194 Hi. 676 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,285 Guess what? 677 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:38,635 You joined the Britney Spears fan club? 678 00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:41,290 My mom hired a butler. 679 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,423 He looks like he's from Transylvania. 680 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:46,513 He's not the only one. 681 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,907 They remind me of the Addams family. 682 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:49,864 [laughter] 683 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,432 Sad, sad, sad. 684 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:53,302 Freaks. 685 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,265 [baby crying] 686 00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:16,499 [mumbling] 687 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,421 [baby crying] 688 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,908 [whinnying] 689 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,346 [baby laughing] 690 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,871 Nice melons. 691 00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,090 Thank you. 692 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:42,961 Thanks. 693 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:48,314 - You. - Please pick me. 694 00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:49,228 You. 695 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:50,664 You. 696 00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:51,839 You. 697 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:52,753 Please pick me. 698 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:53,623 You. 699 00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:56,887 You. 700 00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:00,891 You. 701 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,331 [whistle] 702 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,344 [beep] 703 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,824 [rock music] 704 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,268 Ah! 705 00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:36,231 [beeping] 706 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,233 Woo! 707 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,195 [clattering] 708 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:45,719 [clattering] 709 00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:48,287 Oh! 710 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,157 Ah! 711 00:33:52,334 --> 00:33:54,771 Ah! 712 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:55,685 Whoa! 713 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,087 [water rushing] 714 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:08,089 Ah-- 715 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:14,574 [air blowing] 716 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:16,576 Yeah. 717 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:25,150 Ah-- Uh-- 718 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,064 Hm. 719 00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:35,725 Oh, yeah. 720 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:36,639 Hi. 721 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:37,901 How you doing? 722 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:38,772 Good. 723 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,080 Where's your sister? 724 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:44,038 I don't know. 725 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:47,389 Her cool friends are very sensitive. 726 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,348 She have a lot of friends? 727 00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:51,306 Compared to me, or to normal people? 728 00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,746 Tess said she'd rather die than be collected by a man who 729 00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:59,836 looks like a penguin. 730 00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,056 I only take random insults from immediate friends 731 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:03,101 and family. 732 00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:04,406 I'm Tess' best friend. 733 00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:06,104 Good enough. 734 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:07,714 Where is she? 735 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:10,282 Waiting for you to leave, or for cover of nightfall. 736 00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:13,111 Thank you. 737 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,722 Miss Tess? 738 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,550 Tess Jamieson? 739 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,988 Your butler is here, and waiting. 740 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:25,210 Hurry up, or I'll throw out your favorite Barney video, 741 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,821 and your stash of letters to one J. Timberlake. 742 00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:36,177 So, how did basketball go? 743 00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:37,787 I stunk. 744 00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:39,615 What did you expect? 745 00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:40,616 I don't know. 746 00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:42,009 What did you expect? 747 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,011 Well, I thought I'd be lousy. 748 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,579 Well, then, it all worked out the way you thought. 749 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:49,190 Miss Tess, how was your day? 750 00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:50,626 Do you gamble? 751 00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:51,845 What do you got in mind? 752 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:54,152 I bet you'll be fired within a week. 753 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,153 What odds are you offering? 754 00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:00,288 Doesn't anyone want to sit up front with the luau dinner? 755 00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:17,958 [humming] Dinner is served. 756 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,966 TESS: This is so perfect. 757 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:27,402 You think she'll like it? 758 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:29,839 She'll be breathless. 759 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:32,146 It's a napkin, moron. 760 00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,278 Why the hurry? 761 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,975 He made us all dinner. 762 00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:39,066 The least that we can do is show him a little gratitude. 763 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:44,593 Ah-- oh my good god. 764 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,726 A luau? 765 00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:47,640 Mm. 766 00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:55,082 Whose idea was this? 767 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:55,952 The butler. 768 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,617 [groaning] 769 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,623 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, 770 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,625 five Mississippi, six Mississippi, seven Mississippi, 771 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:17,974 nine Mississippi, 10 Mississ-- 772 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:25,243 [groaning] 773 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:27,549 Rich. 774 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,030 Full bodied. 775 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,076 Hm-- I smell a hint of mushroom? 776 00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:34,252 Shitake? 777 00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:35,296 Portobello. 778 00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,690 Burgundy region. 779 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,518 I will take you there one day. 780 00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,563 Can I come to "Rodungi?" 781 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,652 Oh, Bates, sweet-- 782 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,480 but it's not for les enfantes. 783 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:49,658 I think it will be a trip just for your mother and me. 784 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,704 Jacques is joking. 785 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,619 Of course we can all go together. 786 00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:55,273 The children would love it. 787 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:56,970 Ah, the children? 788 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,014 Of course. 789 00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,407 Can we go, Mom? 790 00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,801 Just the three of us? 791 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:03,411 Madam. 792 00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:10,679 Lua-- ah-- the custom is to prepare the food 793 00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:16,555 in an emu, or underground oven. 794 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,208 Sounds-- wonderful. 795 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:21,386 Doesn't it, children? 796 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:22,256 [gasping] 797 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:23,170 Gross. 798 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:33,311 It is normally served with a mashed taro root, or poi. 799 00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:34,747 [farting sound] 800 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,226 Gah! 801 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:39,142 [farting sound] 802 00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:40,143 Plug it! 803 00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:42,145 Plug it up! 804 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,625 Ah! 805 00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:45,148 Whoa! 806 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,149 Ah! 807 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,063 Hot piggy. 808 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,151 Hot piggy. 809 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,152 Oh, lord! 810 00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:50,110 Stay with me! 811 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,633 Stay with me! 812 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,592 [screaming] 813 00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:58,118 [screaming] 814 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,339 I cannot organize the world. I cannot the world. 815 00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,123 I cannot-- [bang] 816 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,695 I think you'll find that I've just won the bet. 817 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,315 Oh, I'm so sorry. 818 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:24,536 Here, let me help you. 819 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,146 Imbecile! 820 00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:28,148 But no, you do not want to [inaudible]. 821 00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:34,110 I just wanted to make a nice dinner. 822 00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,069 Sort of a thank you. 823 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,723 Well, maybe if I talk to Mom? 824 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:38,854 Would that help? 825 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:39,812 Naw. 826 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,379 I'm a screw up. 827 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:42,945 I've done this before. 828 00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:45,339 You blew up another pig? 829 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,342 Bedtime, Bates. 830 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,561 Good luck. 831 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:51,214 Can you give me one good reason why 832 00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:53,260 I shouldn't fire you right now? 833 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,130 Yes. 834 00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,305 OK. 835 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:58,265 I'm listening. 836 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,180 Can I have till tomorrow morning? 837 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,401 This is a complete disaster area. 838 00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:08,231 My pristine dining room is covered in pig shrapnel! 839 00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,319 I'll clean it up. 840 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,364 You'd better. 841 00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:14,934 Every-- shred. 842 00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:15,891 Oh. 843 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,719 And Bob? 844 00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:23,508 I think it's best if you never, ever, ever cook anything again. 845 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:24,378 Yes, ma'am. 846 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,339 [knocking] 847 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:34,954 Thought you should know-- 848 00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:35,911 Closed door. 849 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,217 Big hint. 850 00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:38,914 I'm staying. 851 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:40,655 I thought service were meant to be seen, and not heard? 852 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:47,227 Hey, these are great. 853 00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:48,446 Hey! 854 00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:49,359 Give me that. 855 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,709 It's private. 856 00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,319 Don't get your knickers in a knot. 857 00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:00,719 Watch. Watch. 858 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:01,676 Watch. 859 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:02,677 Watch. 860 00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:03,504 Watch. 861 00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:07,116 OK. 862 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,166 SINGER: Take your time today. 863 00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:19,085 There's no hurry, you can wait a while. 864 00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:23,045 If only for a smile. 865 00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:24,046 I'll get this! 866 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,047 Whoa! 867 00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:26,571 Oh-- 868 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:27,572 All right! 869 00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:28,442 There you go. 870 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:31,010 Oh! 871 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:32,011 Geez. 872 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:33,012 Ah! 873 00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:33,926 Sorry. 874 00:41:44,632 --> 00:41:45,503 Hm? 875 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,505 Ah-ha. 876 00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:50,464 Ah-ha. 877 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:51,465 I'm watching. 878 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:57,906 [phone ringing] 879 00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,429 Hello? 880 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,953 Hi, Mom. 881 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,042 I'm in a tree. 882 00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:04,391 [laughter] 883 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,306 Miss Tess. 884 00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:08,221 There you go. 885 00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:09,701 Bates, there you are. 886 00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,180 Bates! 887 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,138 Nice hat. 888 00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:21,408 Five in a row. 889 00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:33,942 [humming] 890 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,337 Wanna shoot some balls with me? 891 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,338 Sure. 892 00:42:38,468 --> 00:42:40,296 [squeaking] 893 00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,430 What's that? 894 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,127 What? 895 00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:48,957 Have you got a remote controlled ball? 896 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:49,871 Rascal? 897 00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:51,481 Who's Rascal? 898 00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:52,874 Rascal! 899 00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:53,788 Rascal! 900 00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:59,098 [squeaking] 901 00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:01,187 Rascal! 902 00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:02,318 Rascal! 903 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,233 [squeaking] 904 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:06,584 Rascal! 905 00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:09,978 BATES: Bob! 906 00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:14,635 Rascal! 907 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:17,029 Rascal! 908 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:18,944 Bob! 909 00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,902 Bob! 910 00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:22,382 Rascal! 911 00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:23,296 Rascal! 912 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:36,570 Poor thing. 913 00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,311 Someone's been a very naughty butler. 914 00:43:46,101 --> 00:43:48,626 [heavy breathing] 915 00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:49,670 Rascal. 916 00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:51,498 Rascal. 917 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,892 He licked the jar right out of Newton's hand, 918 00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:57,069 sliming his palm with a streak of black gob. 919 00:43:57,199 --> 00:43:58,897 Perhaps the most disgusting thing 920 00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:01,116 Newton had experienced since the time 921 00:44:01,247 --> 00:44:03,336 he mistakenly ate a maggot. 922 00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:04,554 Hi, guys. 923 00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:06,295 How was your day? 924 00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:09,690 Anything interesting happen? 925 00:44:09,821 --> 00:44:10,691 The usual. 926 00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:11,605 Ah. 927 00:44:16,479 --> 00:44:19,265 Why aren't you our dad? 928 00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:22,790 Just didn't happen yet. 929 00:44:22,921 --> 00:44:25,706 [off-key music] 930 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:36,586 Bob? 931 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:37,500 Bob? 932 00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:43,332 Too loud? 933 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:44,594 Uh, no. 934 00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:47,989 No, just, uh-- just, it's really-- 935 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,426 really horrible. 936 00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:51,819 I love the trumpet. 937 00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:53,168 Then you should practice. 938 00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:55,214 Yeah. 939 00:44:55,344 --> 00:45:02,177 Um-- Bob, you must think I'm a really horrible mother. 940 00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:03,396 No. 941 00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:05,528 Well, it wasn't an easy decision. 942 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,226 Sure. 943 00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:10,142 It's not like time was exactly on my side, so I-- 944 00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:11,012 thought I'd do it on-- 945 00:45:11,143 --> 00:45:12,927 Hey. 946 00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:14,059 You're-- you're blessed. 947 00:45:17,671 --> 00:45:18,454 Sorry. 948 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:21,893 I, uh-- spoke out of turn. 949 00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:23,242 Zip. 950 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:25,026 That's all right. 951 00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:26,419 Thank you. 952 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,726 Can I ask you a question? 953 00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,118 Yeah. 954 00:45:30,249 --> 00:45:32,730 What's capital management? 955 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:36,255 [laughter] 956 00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:37,169 Bye! 957 00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:38,605 Thanks for the lift! 958 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,042 See you later. 959 00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:42,478 Bye bye. 960 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:45,394 [phone ringing] 961 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,660 Hello, Judith. 962 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,706 I'll be about an hour, or so. 963 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,229 It can wait. 964 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,622 Yeah. 965 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:56,666 I'll be on my cell phone if you need me. 966 00:45:56,797 --> 00:45:57,580 OK. 967 00:45:57,711 --> 00:45:59,931 Bye. 968 00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:00,801 Oh! 969 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:03,021 [car alarm] 970 00:46:04,544 --> 00:46:05,893 Oh! 971 00:46:06,024 --> 00:46:09,288 Oh-- Well, I can't come to a meeting with stains 972 00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:11,681 on my blouse, now, can I? 973 00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:12,944 I'm back, Bob. 974 00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:14,772 I'm just going to take a quick bath. 975 00:46:14,902 --> 00:46:16,991 I'll be there as soon as I can. 976 00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:18,819 [humming] 977 00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:29,482 [SINGING] I'll be over at 10, they tell me time and again. 978 00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:30,788 I can't wait. 979 00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:37,055 [air blowing] 980 00:46:44,149 --> 00:46:47,935 Why do you build me up, buttercup, baby, just to-- 981 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:50,372 [screaming] 982 00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:56,204 Can I get you some towels, ma'am? 983 00:46:56,335 --> 00:46:57,118 Uh-huh! 984 00:47:13,091 --> 00:47:14,222 Don't get that flipping burgers. 985 00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:23,275 And then I deep right, cut left, and slam dunked. 986 00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:27,583 Who traded in my geek brother for a jock geek brother? 987 00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:28,846 Hey. 988 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,282 Where are you all going on a Sunday? 989 00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:32,458 - Basketball tryouts. - Well, I'll drive you. 990 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:33,807 Let me get my purse. 991 00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:36,897 I wanna go with Bob. 992 00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:37,855 OK. 993 00:47:37,985 --> 00:47:39,857 Uh-- what about you, Tess? 994 00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,859 I arranged to meet Sophie. 995 00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:44,252 Don't you have work to do? 996 00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:45,210 Nope. 997 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,473 Amazingly. 998 00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:48,735 All right, well-- 999 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,955 I'll see you later. 1000 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:53,435 [phone ringing] 1001 00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:56,177 Oui? 1002 00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:57,483 Hello? 1003 00:47:57,613 --> 00:47:58,788 Anne? 1004 00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:00,268 What's wrong? 1005 00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:03,097 I've got the whole day free, and I'm lonely! 1006 00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:11,192 Ah-- it's so nice to do something for myself 1007 00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:12,933 for a change. 1008 00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,675 We'll go out and find a nice, quiet place. 1009 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:18,330 Oh, this is lovely. 1010 00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,767 This is nice. 1011 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,465 Now, this is relaxing. 1012 00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:27,687 This-- Take me home. 1013 00:48:27,817 --> 00:48:30,037 What? 1014 00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:31,647 I-- I can't be here without them. 1015 00:48:31,778 --> 00:48:34,955 I-- I just can't enjoy myself without the kids. 1016 00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:37,305 I mean, you know, I just can't. - Let's go. 1017 00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:39,133 OK, Jacques, I have children. 1018 00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:40,352 I love them. 1019 00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:41,614 They're not just going to disappear. 1020 00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:43,311 You would prefer that I disappear? 1021 00:48:43,442 --> 00:48:45,009 Examine the situation. 1022 00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:48,142 One, you are a single woman. 1023 00:48:48,273 --> 00:48:53,843 Very beautiful, true, but very, very anal. 1024 00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:54,714 Anal. 1025 00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:56,455 I'm anal. 1026 00:48:56,585 --> 00:49:01,895 Two-- your children, they are not beautiful. 1027 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,767 Just annoying. 1028 00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:05,986 Three-- if I go-- 1029 00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:07,292 I'll take three. 1030 00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,162 You go. 1031 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:09,294 Now. 1032 00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:11,383 Take a cab. 1033 00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:15,126 Anne, you are a single woman of a certain age. 1034 00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:17,824 You will not find another man. 1035 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:22,742 Statistically, you have a better chance of being hit by a truck. 1036 00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,004 One driven by Bob. 1037 00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:34,449 So? 1038 00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:35,973 So, what? 1039 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:37,017 How'd it go? 1040 00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:38,671 The tryouts. 1041 00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:41,021 There was no tryouts. 1042 00:49:41,152 --> 00:49:44,851 The coach had already decided who was on the team. 1043 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:45,721 What? 1044 00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:49,029 That's not fair. 1045 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,813 Wait here. 1046 00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:53,381 You're not going to embarrass me? 1047 00:49:53,512 --> 00:49:56,341 You bet I am. 1048 00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,733 Hey! 1049 00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,431 You the coach? 1050 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:00,910 Who's asking? 1051 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:01,781 The name's Tree. 1052 00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:07,439 Bob? 1053 00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:10,355 Bob the mascot? 1054 00:50:10,485 --> 00:50:11,356 Jerry? 1055 00:50:11,486 --> 00:50:12,835 Yeah! 1056 00:50:12,966 --> 00:50:15,142 [laughter] 1057 00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:18,406 Yeah. 1058 00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:20,539 What happened to the Bismarck Barbarians? 1059 00:50:20,669 --> 00:50:23,629 Ah-- I left not long after the owner fired you. 1060 00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:24,543 He was a real a-hole. 1061 00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:25,457 I know. 1062 00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:27,676 I know. 1063 00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:29,156 I've still got your helmet, though. 1064 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:30,592 You want to see it? 1065 00:50:30,723 --> 00:50:33,160 You bet. 1066 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,640 It's about Bates. 1067 00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:35,815 Bates Jamieson. 1068 00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:36,685 Pull up a chair. 1069 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,085 Put it on. 1070 00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:48,001 OK. 1071 00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:49,481 Yeah. 1072 00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:51,178 Still fits like a glove. 1073 00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:54,747 A really-- weird glove. 1074 00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:57,358 It took them two hours to remove that from his buttocks. 1075 00:50:57,489 --> 00:51:00,187 Yeah, I probably shouldn't have left it on his chair. 1076 00:51:00,318 --> 00:51:03,277 So, what about the Jamieson kid? 1077 00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:06,150 He wants to try out for the team. 1078 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,107 He's kinda small. 1079 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:13,418 Why is it impossible to say no to you? 1080 00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:14,462 [laughter] 1081 00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:15,420 All right. 1082 00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:16,334 Yeah! 1083 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:20,599 All right. 1084 00:51:20,729 --> 00:51:21,904 [whistle] 1085 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:22,818 Go ahead. 1086 00:51:28,476 --> 00:51:31,436 BOB: Come on, Bates. 1087 00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:33,829 He's a little nervous. 1088 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,266 Put one in the net there, Bates! 1089 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:36,441 Put one in the net, there. 1090 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,585 How you doing? 1091 00:51:50,716 --> 00:51:52,631 The coach hates me. 1092 00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:54,154 Forget about him, OK? 1093 00:51:54,285 --> 00:51:55,590 It's just you and me. 1094 00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:57,375 Just like at home. 1095 00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:59,116 Come on. 1096 00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:00,508 Come on, let's go. 1097 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:01,509 Come on! 1098 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,120 Like we practiced. 1099 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,469 Come on. 1100 00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:05,948 Hey! You're too-- 1101 00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:07,211 Oh, you got. You got it. 1102 00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:08,473 Take it around me. Take it around me. 1103 00:52:08,603 --> 00:52:09,735 Take it around me. Take it around me. 1104 00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:10,518 Take it around me. Take it around me. 1105 00:52:10,649 --> 00:52:11,606 Take it around me. 1106 00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:12,390 Take it around me. Put it in. 1107 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:12,912 Put it in the net. 1108 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:13,608 Come on. 1109 00:52:13,739 --> 00:52:14,435 No fancy stuff. 1110 00:52:14,566 --> 00:52:17,525 Put it in the net. 1111 00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:18,483 Yeah! 1112 00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:19,353 All right! 1113 00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:21,094 I got one! 1114 00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:22,226 Two points. 1115 00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,140 Two points. 1116 00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:29,798 Hey, Tess. 1117 00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:32,497 Been shopping? 1118 00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:35,413 What is that, a wristband? 1119 00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:36,718 Pair of socks? 1120 00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:37,676 Mom! 1121 00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:38,677 Is it a bib? 1122 00:52:38,807 --> 00:52:39,634 Hey. 1123 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:40,679 How were the tryouts? 1124 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:41,549 Great! 1125 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:42,855 Good. 1126 00:52:42,985 --> 00:52:44,378 I've made salmon skewers. - Salmon? 1127 00:52:44,509 --> 00:52:45,423 I'll tell Tess. 1128 00:52:45,553 --> 00:52:46,293 What? 1129 00:52:49,296 --> 00:52:50,167 BOB: Hey, Tess? 1130 00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:51,516 Don't come in. 1131 00:52:51,646 --> 00:52:53,257 Your mother made a barbecue. 1132 00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,127 I'll be down in five. 1133 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,354 [humming] 1134 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:09,447 Would you like to join us, Bob? 1135 00:53:09,577 --> 00:53:12,189 Please. 1136 00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:14,669 We'd like you to. 1137 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,106 Thank you. 1138 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:19,674 Real nice of you to have made these salmon skewers, isn't it, 1139 00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:21,763 kids? 1140 00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:22,764 And a green salad. 1141 00:53:22,895 --> 00:53:23,635 Yeah. 1142 00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:27,552 That was delicious. 1143 00:53:27,682 --> 00:53:29,249 Well, I should have made hot dogs. 1144 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,163 No, no. 1145 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:31,512 It was really good. 1146 00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:32,426 Oh. 1147 00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:33,384 You missed a spot. 1148 00:53:33,514 --> 00:53:34,298 Where? 1149 00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:37,431 Right there. 1150 00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:41,696 You know, Tess has drawn some amazing dress designs. 1151 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:43,394 You should see her schoolbooks. 1152 00:53:43,524 --> 00:53:44,612 Schoolbooks? 1153 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,919 Yeah, she draws in her schoolbooks. 1154 00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,138 TESS: You're such a liar! 1155 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:52,141 You're such a stupid liar! - Tess! 1156 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,012 It's not true! 1157 00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:55,362 I hate you, Bob! 1158 00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:56,320 Tess! 1159 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:59,236 Tess? 1160 00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:02,674 I guess that's what it's like having family, Rascal. 1161 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:04,415 Ups and downs. 1162 00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:07,113 [knocking] Just a second. 1163 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,469 Come in. 1164 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,341 Hi. 1165 00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:18,690 I've spoken to Tess. 1166 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,605 And she's shown me your drawings. 1167 00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:21,519 You're right. 1168 00:54:21,649 --> 00:54:22,998 They're amazing. 1169 00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:24,391 So, thank you for that. 1170 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:31,964 Is something wrong? 1171 00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:35,359 Don't take this the wrong way, Bob. 1172 00:54:35,489 --> 00:54:37,491 You're the butler. 1173 00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:38,971 You're not her father. 1174 00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:44,846 I understand completely. 1175 00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:48,763 Thanks. 1176 00:54:51,853 --> 00:54:53,202 Goodnight, then. 1177 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,203 Goodnight. 1178 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:05,563 Why are we eating in here? 1179 00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:06,738 More coffee, ma'am? 1180 00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:08,130 - Oh, I'll get it. - Please, ma'am. 1181 00:55:08,261 --> 00:55:09,044 Leave it to me. 1182 00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:16,313 It's cool. 1183 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:20,882 A new skirt? 1184 00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:21,796 Yeah. 1185 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:22,710 Like it. 1186 00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:23,711 No. 1187 00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:24,930 It's like theirs. 1188 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:28,281 That's the point, stupid. 1189 00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:30,805 So, you coming to watch me get my nose pierced? 1190 00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:33,242 Not on this planet. 1191 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:35,680 Tomorrow after school, OK? 1192 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:37,595 [bell ringing] 1193 00:55:37,725 --> 00:55:40,467 Bye. 1194 00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:43,252 You're hanging with the clone Barbies now? 1195 00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:45,951 Maybe when I'm in tighter I'll put in a good word for you, 1196 00:55:46,081 --> 00:55:47,953 and you can hang with? 1197 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,956 I liked you because I thought you were an individual. 1198 00:55:51,086 --> 00:55:53,350 Like me. 1199 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,655 Now you're just more like pathetic. 1200 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,279 Stop! 1201 00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:13,239 Excuse me. 1202 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,154 Kate, is the fruit washed? 1203 00:56:15,284 --> 00:56:17,374 Judith, did you wash the fruit? 1204 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,375 It's pre-washed. 1205 00:56:18,505 --> 00:56:20,028 Pre-washed? Pre-washed? 1206 00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:20,986 Pre-washed. 1207 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:27,732 I do not want to lose this deal because one 1208 00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:30,038 of my investors has the runs. 1209 00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:30,952 The runs? 1210 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,394 Done. 1211 00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:38,960 Done. 1212 00:56:39,091 --> 00:56:39,874 Done. 1213 00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:45,358 [squeak] 1214 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:47,839 [screaming] 1215 00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:57,326 Rodent! 1216 00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:58,327 Rodent! 1217 00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,851 Huge rodent! 1218 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:01,461 Where is he? 1219 00:57:01,592 --> 00:57:02,331 Oh! 1220 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:03,855 Huge! 1221 00:57:03,985 --> 00:57:05,334 [inaudible] - Rascal! 1222 00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:06,379 Rat! Rat! 1223 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:07,336 Rascal, don't do this to me. 1224 00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:09,295 Furry thing on the table! 1225 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,209 He's on the table! 1226 00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:11,297 Hold it! 1227 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:12,820 What are you doing, Bob? 1228 00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:13,821 Don't move. 1229 00:57:13,952 --> 00:57:15,170 What are you doing, Bob? 1230 00:57:15,301 --> 00:57:16,171 [squeak] 1231 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:19,653 [squeaking] 1232 00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:23,004 [screaming] 1233 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:24,441 Rascal. 1234 00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:28,967 [phone ringing] 1235 00:57:29,097 --> 00:57:29,837 Oh, jeez. 1236 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,625 I guess this is urgent? 1237 00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,191 Of course it's urgent. 1238 00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:37,323 Stay calm, Anne. 1239 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:38,803 Do not explode. 1240 00:57:38,933 --> 00:57:39,760 Too late. 1241 00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:41,327 I've already exploded. 1242 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,067 I've dumped Jacques, and I've kicked out the hamster. 1243 00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:43,285 What hamster? 1244 00:57:43,416 --> 00:57:45,374 Oh, keep up. Bob's taken over. 1245 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:46,724 He spends more time with my kids than-- 1246 00:57:46,854 --> 00:57:48,160 Than you do? 1247 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:49,248 Than butling. 1248 00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:50,684 It's exasperating. 1249 00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,207 Have you fired him? 1250 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:53,948 I told him the hamster has to leave immediately, 1251 00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:56,690 and I want this whole house disinfected from top to bottom. 1252 00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:57,735 Ah. 1253 00:57:57,865 --> 00:58:00,085 Sounds like someone has a crush. 1254 00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:01,042 Huh? 1255 00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:02,043 I'm paying you for this? 1256 00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:03,349 I'm not paying you for this. 1257 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,004 Don't you dare bill me for this call! 1258 00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:06,918 Ridiculous! 1259 00:58:13,751 --> 00:58:15,927 Oh, Rascal. 1260 00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:17,102 Who let you out? 1261 00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:28,287 You know what, Tess? 1262 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:30,245 That was out of order. 1263 00:58:30,376 --> 00:58:33,161 If I was your father, you would be in so much trouble. 1264 00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:34,075 You dig? 1265 00:58:34,206 --> 00:58:34,946 It wasn't me. 1266 00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:37,296 Yeah, whatever. 1267 00:58:37,426 --> 00:58:38,210 Whatever. 1268 00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:52,877 Bates? 1269 00:58:53,007 --> 00:58:53,704 Was it you? 1270 00:58:56,794 --> 00:58:58,012 Aw, Bates, why? 1271 00:58:58,143 --> 00:58:59,666 Come on. 1272 00:58:59,797 --> 00:59:00,537 Talk to me, buddy. 1273 00:59:04,149 --> 00:59:05,106 I didn't make the team. 1274 00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:08,762 You didn't? 1275 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:09,981 OK. 1276 00:59:10,111 --> 00:59:11,591 That's a shame. 1277 00:59:11,722 --> 00:59:13,288 I didn't make the team! 1278 00:59:13,419 --> 00:59:14,855 You said I would! 1279 00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:16,248 Well, I never said that. 1280 00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:18,424 I said I would help. 1281 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:21,035 I said I would try. 1282 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,908 Well, I wasn't good enough. 1283 00:59:24,038 --> 00:59:25,736 Not being good enough is-- 1284 00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:27,389 life. 1285 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,914 But you'll find you're good at something. 1286 00:59:30,044 --> 00:59:31,350 Everybody's good at something. 1287 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:32,264 Oh. 1288 00:59:32,394 --> 00:59:33,657 What are you good at? 1289 00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:41,186 I can catch grapes my mouth. 1290 00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:42,666 [laughter] 1291 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:49,586 Mom? 1292 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:56,984 I put Rascal in your room. 1293 00:59:57,115 --> 01:00:00,466 I didn't make the team. 1294 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,120 OK. 1295 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,817 It doesn't matter, though. 1296 01:00:03,948 --> 01:00:05,471 I'll find something to be good at. 1297 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,066 Hello, Mr. Butler? Bob here. 1298 01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:49,123 [squeak] 1299 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:54,302 You'll look after him? 1300 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,390 Of course. 1301 01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:57,958 Can I make you a cup of tea? 1302 01:00:58,089 --> 01:00:59,046 Ah. 1303 01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:02,180 We have a regular little butler. 1304 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:04,530 What's your name, master? 1305 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,488 It's Bates. 1306 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,969 Just Bates. 1307 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:09,840 Hm. 1308 01:01:17,848 --> 01:01:21,155 You're gonna be just fine. 1309 01:01:21,286 --> 01:01:22,679 It's, like, an initiation thing. 1310 01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:29,207 I'll start you a room. 1311 01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:39,347 [knocking] How's everything going? 1312 01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:40,218 It's fine. 1313 01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:41,132 Thanks. 1314 01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:00,151 Let's go. 1315 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,369 You got the stuff? 1316 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:04,416 No problem. 1317 01:02:04,546 --> 01:02:06,244 [alarm] 1318 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,593 Security! 1319 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,421 [screaming] 1320 01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:10,378 Let me go! 1321 01:02:10,509 --> 01:02:11,815 You guys lied! 1322 01:02:16,776 --> 01:02:17,559 Purple. 1323 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:18,473 Purple for general. 1324 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:20,214 What? 1325 01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:24,392 Purple for general, yellow for kitchen, blue for bathroom. 1326 01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:26,003 Purple for general. 1327 01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:27,047 Right. 1328 01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:29,528 [phone ringing] 1329 01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:33,532 Hello? 1330 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:36,491 Hey, Bob! 1331 01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:39,799 It's for you. - Hello. 1332 01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:41,322 Jamieson family butler speaking. 1333 01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:45,239 I'll be right there. 1334 01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:49,809 I have to go. 1335 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:51,898 Will you be OK with Mr. Butler for a while? 1336 01:02:52,029 --> 01:02:54,596 Sure. 1337 01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:56,294 Come on, Bates. 1338 01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:59,732 When we're finished here, I'll teach you how to publish 1339 01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:02,213 silver by spitting on it. 1340 01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:03,127 Cool! 1341 01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:04,041 Yeah. 1342 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:08,872 Hey! 1343 01:03:09,002 --> 01:03:11,657 I'm looking for Tess Jamieson. 1344 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,050 Tough love. 1345 01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:14,791 We give kids a dose of reality, scare 'em 1346 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,444 straight before it's too late. 1347 01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:18,142 This one's not like that. 1348 01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:19,621 Oh, so you're one of those "always looking for the best 1349 01:03:19,752 --> 01:03:20,622 in people" guys, huh? 1350 01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:36,073 Don't worry about it. 1351 01:03:36,203 --> 01:03:36,987 This'll be our little secret. 1352 01:03:40,077 --> 01:03:42,079 Bob, I'm sorry-- 1353 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,298 about everything. 1354 01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:47,519 I lied-- about the luau. 1355 01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:50,217 Our mom's practically a vegetarian. 1356 01:03:50,348 --> 01:03:51,305 I guess she is now. 1357 01:03:51,436 --> 01:03:52,219 Come on. 1358 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,133 Let's go. 1359 01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,718 Oh my god. 1360 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,633 Bates! 1361 01:04:14,763 --> 01:04:15,590 I'm standing still, Mom. 1362 01:04:15,721 --> 01:04:17,027 I can be a butler. 1363 01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:22,467 Good evening, Miss Jamieson. 1364 01:04:22,597 --> 01:04:23,468 [clattering] 1365 01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:31,868 [pop] 1366 01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,609 Tess, where have you been? 1367 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,960 I got hung up at Sophie's. 1368 01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:38,613 Bob came and got me. 1369 01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:40,485 In that? 1370 01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:41,834 Both of you inside, now! 1371 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:49,668 Bob, I have known for quite some time 1372 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:52,279 that you're not the world's greatest butler, 1373 01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:55,369 but you at least seem to care for my kids. 1374 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,589 What kind of a man leaves an eight-year-old 1375 01:04:57,719 --> 01:04:59,896 with a total stranger? 1376 01:05:00,026 --> 01:05:01,288 Stranger? 1377 01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:02,986 What am I saying? 1378 01:05:03,116 --> 01:05:05,466 A psycho, who thinks that standing on the roof of a house 1379 01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:08,687 is good training? 1380 01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:09,862 I'm sorry, Anne. 1381 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,517 Miss Jamieson. 1382 01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:17,696 I'm truly sorry, Miss Jamieson. 1383 01:05:17,826 --> 01:05:19,132 I have to let you go, Bob. 1384 01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:24,921 I'll pay you to the end of the month, but-- 1385 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:26,052 I want you to leave in the morning. 1386 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,562 Let's not get ourselves down, Rascal. 1387 01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:44,261 You keep going. 1388 01:06:44,391 --> 01:06:46,785 And I'll keep going. 1389 01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,656 [squeaking] 1390 01:06:50,919 --> 01:06:53,226 To the end of ATBJ Capital Management. 1391 01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:54,097 Finally! 1392 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,492 Mm. 1393 01:06:58,623 --> 01:06:59,363 OK. 1394 01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:04,977 I don't feel like celebrating. 1395 01:07:13,942 --> 01:07:15,292 [knocking] 1396 01:07:17,859 --> 01:07:19,905 Ah. 1397 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,298 Why aren't you in school? 1398 01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:22,473 Lunch. 1399 01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:23,909 What are you doing? 1400 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,693 Lunch. 1401 01:07:25,824 --> 01:07:28,087 Welcome to my home. 1402 01:07:28,218 --> 01:07:29,480 Nice. 1403 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:31,569 My natural state is messy. 1404 01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:34,093 I'm sorry you got fired. 1405 01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:38,358 I just wanted the cool kids to like me. 1406 01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:40,186 You know, when I was a kid, I used 1407 01:07:40,317 --> 01:07:43,189 to like building model cars. 1408 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:47,889 But there was always one piece, I could never figure out 1409 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,370 where it was supposed to go. 1410 01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:53,373 I always felt like that piece. 1411 01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:56,289 I've spent my whole life trying to figure out where I fit, 1412 01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:59,205 so when you figure it out-- 1413 01:07:59,336 --> 01:08:04,167 well, that's good. 1414 01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:06,386 So you're saying it's good to shoplift 1415 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:10,347 if it helps you fit in? 1416 01:08:10,477 --> 01:08:12,914 I worked for a New York designer once. 1417 01:08:13,045 --> 01:08:13,959 You? 1418 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,221 Yeah. 1419 01:08:15,352 --> 01:08:16,657 I was just sewing, but it was better 1420 01:08:16,788 --> 01:08:18,833 than a lot of jobs I've done. 1421 01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:20,139 Here. 1422 01:08:20,270 --> 01:08:24,012 Severance pay from the sweat shop. 1423 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,189 Bob? 1424 01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:27,538 Can you teach me how to sew? 1425 01:08:41,029 --> 01:08:41,943 Sorry for skipping out on you. 1426 01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:42,944 Yeah. 1427 01:08:43,075 --> 01:08:45,686 We were, like, so cowardly. 1428 01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:47,340 This is ace. 1429 01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:48,776 Did you steal it? 1430 01:08:48,907 --> 01:08:49,647 I made it. 1431 01:08:49,777 --> 01:08:51,388 Shut up. 1432 01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:52,432 I want one. 1433 01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:53,999 Me too. 1434 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,306 Then wouldn't she be wearing the same top? 1435 01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:57,524 Yeah. 1436 01:08:57,655 --> 01:08:58,395 Like a club. 1437 01:09:04,575 --> 01:09:05,402 Hey, Soph. 1438 01:09:09,536 --> 01:09:10,494 [whirring] 1439 01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:11,408 Ah! 1440 01:09:11,538 --> 01:09:12,887 [knocking] 1441 01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:17,065 I had the best day. 1442 01:09:17,196 --> 01:09:19,242 Great. 1443 01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:20,634 He followed me. 1444 01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,288 I want to be good at something. 1445 01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:23,333 Well of course you do. 1446 01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:29,817 You ever seen one of these before? 1447 01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:31,602 Check, check, check, check. 1448 01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:33,473 Check, check. Check, check. 1449 01:09:33,604 --> 01:09:34,474 Does it look all right? 1450 01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:35,780 Wicked. 1451 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:36,824 I hope you're ready. 1452 01:09:36,955 --> 01:09:37,956 Oh, god. 1453 01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:40,480 It's showtime. 1454 01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:43,309 Thank you for coming, ladies and-- 1455 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,876 just lady. 1456 01:09:45,006 --> 01:09:48,923 I am pleased to present original creations by Tess. 1457 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,107 In a stunning outfit of skirt and top, retro chick. 1458 01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:00,587 That's our Sophie. 1459 01:10:00,718 --> 01:10:01,545 [clapping] 1460 01:10:01,675 --> 01:10:03,764 Chic, not chick. 1461 01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,288 Whatever. 1462 01:10:05,418 --> 01:10:08,769 And next up, the twins of evil. 1463 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,031 Oh! 1464 01:10:10,162 --> 01:10:11,511 [applause] 1465 01:10:13,426 --> 01:10:18,866 And finally, the heroine of the hour, the one and only Miss 1466 01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:20,390 Tess! 1467 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,827 [clapping] 1468 01:10:36,319 --> 01:10:39,147 [off-key music] 1469 01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:47,547 [knocking] 1470 01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:54,859 Miss Jamieson. 1471 01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:58,819 Yeah, I was just in the neighborhood. 1472 01:10:58,950 --> 01:11:01,300 I wasn't, obviously. 1473 01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:04,085 I came to see you. 1474 01:11:04,216 --> 01:11:05,043 Come on in. 1475 01:11:12,964 --> 01:11:13,791 Here we are. 1476 01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:20,841 She's very talented. 1477 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:23,888 You've been so good with them. 1478 01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,456 But I know the truth. 1479 01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:29,633 I just helped her make a few dresses. 1480 01:11:29,763 --> 01:11:33,463 You got my little girl out of jail. 1481 01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:37,989 I got a phone call this morning from a Detective Alvarez. 1482 01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:40,470 He said that he wished that half the fathers that he met 1483 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:44,125 were as loyal and determined as you. 1484 01:11:44,256 --> 01:11:46,693 Don't be too hard on her. 1485 01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:48,869 I think you know me better than that. 1486 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,610 I do. 1487 01:11:50,741 --> 01:11:52,438 So, what's next for you? 1488 01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:53,787 Well, I've got a job. 1489 01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:56,355 One of those butler cruises. 1490 01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:59,532 Around the world in 365 days. 1491 01:11:59,663 --> 01:12:03,884 Well, uh-- that's good for you. 1492 01:12:04,015 --> 01:12:05,451 When do you leave? 1493 01:12:05,582 --> 01:12:08,628 First thing Saturday. 1494 01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:12,937 Oh, um-- well, these are for tomorrow. 1495 01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:17,158 Oh, wow. 1496 01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:18,334 I love the trumpet. 1497 01:12:18,464 --> 01:12:19,509 Yeah. 1498 01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:21,119 Jacques and I were supposed to go, 1499 01:12:21,249 --> 01:12:23,208 but I thought maybe you had someone special. 1500 01:12:25,776 --> 01:12:26,559 No. 1501 01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:32,826 Well, I guess we, um-- 1502 01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,611 we each could take one. 1503 01:12:34,741 --> 01:12:35,525 Sure. 1504 01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:41,313 OK, then. 1505 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:44,055 OK. 1506 01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:46,362 OK, well, I'll see you there, then. 1507 01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:47,667 8:00 tomorrow. 1508 01:12:47,798 --> 01:12:48,538 OK. 1509 01:12:55,632 --> 01:12:57,677 It's not a date. 1510 01:12:57,808 --> 01:12:58,591 It's a date. 1511 01:12:58,722 --> 01:12:59,549 It is not. 1512 01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:00,767 Is. 1513 01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:01,768 It's not a date. 1514 01:13:01,899 --> 01:13:02,726 A date? 1515 01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:03,683 Ha. 1516 01:13:03,814 --> 01:13:05,468 We're just two people. 1517 01:13:05,598 --> 01:13:08,949 Two individual people who happen to be going to the same place 1518 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,603 at the same time. 1519 01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,997 All I did was give Bob my extra ticket. 1520 01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:15,695 It's so a date. 1521 01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:16,740 Who's going on a date? 1522 01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:17,697 Mom. 1523 01:13:17,828 --> 01:13:19,177 With Bob. 1524 01:13:19,307 --> 01:13:20,178 Awesome! 1525 01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,619 [phone ringing] 1526 01:13:28,752 --> 01:13:30,057 Hello? 1527 01:13:30,188 --> 01:13:33,583 JACQUES: What are you doing at this moment? 1528 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:34,540 [beep] 1529 01:13:35,585 --> 01:13:37,500 [toilet flushing] 1530 01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:41,068 Ew. 1531 01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:43,636 I'm taking care of my family. 1532 01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:46,683 I'm a single woman of a certain age, remember? 1533 01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:50,861 Ah, tonight we have those, uh, tickets to the concert. 1534 01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:51,905 Bye, Jacques. 1535 01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:53,472 You will not use them. 1536 01:13:53,603 --> 01:13:55,605 You would not go alone. 1537 01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:58,259 Are you-- going alone? 1538 01:13:58,390 --> 01:14:00,392 Are you jealous, my little Jacques? 1539 01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:01,698 Oh, easy. 1540 01:14:01,828 --> 01:14:03,526 [FRENCH ACCENT] "Roberre." 1541 01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:06,224 Roberre? 1542 01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:07,094 Boberre? 1543 01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:12,578 Bob? 1544 01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:16,147 It's just a night out with a beautiful woman, 1545 01:14:16,277 --> 01:14:18,802 who's stolen my heart. 1546 01:14:18,932 --> 01:14:19,759 [squeaking] 1547 01:14:19,890 --> 01:14:22,153 [knocking] 1548 01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:28,551 I've got a doorbell, you know? 1549 01:14:28,681 --> 01:14:30,378 [knocking] 1550 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,207 We're here to help. 1551 01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:34,818 Let's see what you've got. 1552 01:14:34,948 --> 01:14:38,212 Could you have knocked a little more, maybe? 1553 01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:39,344 Ugly. 1554 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,345 Ew. 1555 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:41,607 No. 1556 01:14:41,738 --> 01:14:42,956 Tragic. 1557 01:14:43,087 --> 01:14:44,305 Ew. 1558 01:14:44,436 --> 01:14:45,437 Gross. 1559 01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:46,307 No. 1560 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:49,963 What's wrong with this? 1561 01:14:50,094 --> 01:14:52,096 I'm kind of bored of suits, you know? 1562 01:14:52,226 --> 01:14:53,489 It's perfect. 1563 01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:55,447 What time is the concert? 1564 01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,405 Doesn't take me long to get ready. 1565 01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:58,319 Maybe it should. 1566 01:15:07,415 --> 01:15:08,678 Oh, hello, sir. 1567 01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:10,027 Can I help you? 1568 01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:13,987 This is the Cosmopolitan Butler School? 1569 01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:16,207 It is no more. 1570 01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:17,904 It is closing? 1571 01:15:18,035 --> 01:15:19,776 I'm afraid so. 1572 01:15:19,906 --> 01:15:23,214 Not enough filthy lucre to keep it alive. 1573 01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:27,740 So, you trained the great Bob? 1574 01:15:27,871 --> 01:15:30,482 What about Bob? 1575 01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:33,180 Five day course. 1576 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:34,704 [french] 1577 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:36,923 You're not a professional! 1578 01:15:37,054 --> 01:15:43,190 Just a sad British man with his sad little tradition. 1579 01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:47,804 So, now we have Bob the liar, too. 1580 01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:55,507 If I may say so, sir, Bob Tree is a finer man than most. 1581 01:15:55,638 --> 01:15:57,248 And it has been an honor to know him. 1582 01:15:57,378 --> 01:15:58,249 Oh, boo. 1583 01:16:04,255 --> 01:16:05,125 Wow. 1584 01:16:05,256 --> 01:16:07,867 Mom, is that you? 1585 01:16:07,998 --> 01:16:10,087 I'll take that as a compliment, I think. 1586 01:16:10,217 --> 01:16:12,742 Now, don't stay up too late. 1587 01:16:12,872 --> 01:16:13,960 You're sure it's not too much? 1588 01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:14,961 You're a hottie. 1589 01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:16,441 That's a good thing, right? 1590 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,573 It's not too risque? 1591 01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:18,661 If you've got it, flaunt it. 1592 01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:20,706 That's what I always say. 1593 01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:23,535 You'd better not say that. 1594 01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:24,405 Goodnight. 1595 01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:53,478 You're early. 1596 01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:57,917 Yes, I am. 1597 01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:39,393 You look-- radiant. 1598 01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:41,004 You said it yourself. 1599 01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:42,396 I have a very talented daughter. 1600 01:17:46,052 --> 01:17:48,794 [trumpet music] 1601 01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:03,548 - Yeah, I couldn't believe it. - Whoa. 1602 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:04,767 Ticket please, sir. 1603 01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:06,029 Oh, my-- my ticket, it's in there. 1604 01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:07,030 Bob has it. 1605 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,118 Bob who? 1606 01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:09,162 Uh, Bob has my ticket. Bob. 1607 01:18:09,293 --> 01:18:11,382 Bob. Bob. 1608 01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:12,296 Oh-- 1609 01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:19,782 Forget it. 1610 01:18:19,912 --> 01:18:21,261 Oh, come on. 1611 01:18:21,392 --> 01:18:24,264 [trumpet music] 1612 01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:54,120 It's like a dream, isn't it? 1613 01:18:58,777 --> 01:19:01,084 [trumpet music] 1614 01:19:04,217 --> 01:19:06,611 [applause] 1615 01:19:09,832 --> 01:19:11,529 You want to go backstage? 1616 01:19:11,659 --> 01:19:13,052 I don't think we're allowed. 1617 01:19:13,183 --> 01:19:17,013 All right, we'll go backstage. 1618 01:19:17,143 --> 01:19:17,970 Bob? 1619 01:19:18,101 --> 01:19:19,363 Yeah! 1620 01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:20,320 Hi, Bob. 1621 01:19:20,451 --> 01:19:22,235 - How you doing? - Bob? 1622 01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:23,149 Bob! 1623 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,760 Mama Clara. 1624 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,936 She fired me. 1625 01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:29,460 Are you sure we can do this? 1626 01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:30,678 Bob, is that you? 1627 01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:31,592 Vince. 1628 01:19:34,508 --> 01:19:35,553 How you doing? - Good. 1629 01:19:35,683 --> 01:19:36,728 How are you? 1630 01:19:36,859 --> 01:19:38,034 Good to see ya. 1631 01:19:38,164 --> 01:19:39,687 I want you to meet a friend of mine. 1632 01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:41,428 Anne Jamieson. - Charmed. 1633 01:19:41,559 --> 01:19:43,169 The pleasure is mine. 1634 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:45,302 You know, a few of us are going out for something to eat. 1635 01:19:45,432 --> 01:19:48,479 Would you and your date like to, uh, go with us? 1636 01:19:48,609 --> 01:19:49,697 She's not a date. 1637 01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:51,395 Uh, we'd love to. 1638 01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:53,092 Fantastic. 1639 01:19:53,223 --> 01:19:54,354 I-- I saw them go back there. 1640 01:19:54,485 --> 01:19:55,268 Who? 1641 01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:56,400 Oh, uh, Bob. 1642 01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:57,836 Bob. 1643 01:19:57,967 --> 01:19:59,185 Are-- are you deaf? 1644 01:19:59,316 --> 01:20:00,534 Hey! Hey! 1645 01:20:00,665 --> 01:20:01,492 Hey! 1646 01:20:01,622 --> 01:20:04,408 [excited shouting] 1647 01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:13,721 [laughter] 1648 01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:15,288 Whoa. 1649 01:20:15,419 --> 01:20:17,682 You seem like you know everyone in the whole city. 1650 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:18,683 Yeah. 1651 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,685 Well, I've been fired a lot. 1652 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,513 [laughter] 1653 01:20:23,688 --> 01:20:25,429 It was a wonderful evening. 1654 01:20:25,559 --> 01:20:26,560 Oh, Anne, your dress. 1655 01:20:26,691 --> 01:20:27,474 Your dress. 1656 01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:31,000 Oh-- your dress. - Ah-- 1657 01:20:31,130 --> 01:20:32,479 Oh, jeez. 1658 01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:34,264 Did you and Tess plan this? 1659 01:20:34,394 --> 01:20:35,308 Yeah. 1660 01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,136 I-- I did teach her to sew. 1661 01:20:37,267 --> 01:20:38,659 Yeah? 1662 01:20:38,790 --> 01:20:39,660 Bob! 1663 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:41,619 But not for long. 1664 01:20:41,749 --> 01:20:44,970 If I weren't a gentleman, I would kill you right now. 1665 01:20:45,101 --> 01:20:46,929 Oh, Jacques, this isn't any of your business. 1666 01:20:47,059 --> 01:20:48,800 It is my business. 1667 01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,019 Put some clothes on. 1668 01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,455 Don't you tell me what to do. 1669 01:20:51,585 --> 01:20:56,982 I'll-- run around stark naked, if I want to. 1670 01:20:57,113 --> 01:20:59,028 Anne, you have been fooled. 1671 01:20:59,158 --> 01:21:01,247 He is not a proper butler. 1672 01:21:01,378 --> 01:21:02,553 Maybe I should just go. 1673 01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:04,294 Oh, you think you can just sneak away? 1674 01:21:04,424 --> 01:21:05,991 After what you did? 1675 01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:09,952 You cannot take advantage of a middle aged woman! 1676 01:21:10,082 --> 01:21:12,084 I am not middle aged! 1677 01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:14,173 Am I? 1678 01:21:14,304 --> 01:21:16,784 You're beautiful. 1679 01:21:16,915 --> 01:21:18,612 And I'm going to hire Bob. 1680 01:21:18,743 --> 01:21:19,875 To do what? 1681 01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:21,615 He trained for five days. 1682 01:21:21,746 --> 01:21:22,703 Five! 1683 01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:23,879 Cinc! 1684 01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:26,055 You were going to hire me? 1685 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:29,145 Well, you really care for my children, and they adore you. 1686 01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:30,320 Anne! 1687 01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:32,452 This situation is intolerable! 1688 01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:34,324 No, this situation is fine. 1689 01:21:34,454 --> 01:21:37,414 You are intolerable. 1690 01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:38,328 Ah. 1691 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:40,591 So, finni? 1692 01:21:40,721 --> 01:21:42,114 Over! 1693 01:21:42,245 --> 01:21:43,333 Au revoir. 1694 01:21:43,463 --> 01:21:44,421 Good riddance! 1695 01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:45,335 Talk to my hand! 1696 01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:49,513 So, would you-- 1697 01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:51,515 come back to work? 1698 01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:53,343 The children miss you, and-- 1699 01:21:53,473 --> 01:21:55,911 well, we all miss you. 1700 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:57,216 I can't. 1701 01:21:57,347 --> 01:21:59,088 I don't understand? 1702 01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,393 It wouldn't be appropriate. 1703 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:16,975 Are you going after him? 1704 01:22:17,106 --> 01:22:18,759 He's leaving first thing in the morning. 1705 01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:37,735 Get up, Mom. 1706 01:22:37,865 --> 01:22:39,737 Tess, what are you doing? 1707 01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:43,001 Why did you work this hard, Mom? 1708 01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:45,177 You're all alone. 1709 01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,657 Mom, he's part of our family. 1710 01:22:58,147 --> 01:22:59,148 Stay here. 1711 01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:00,497 Go, Mom! 1712 01:23:00,627 --> 01:23:01,541 BATES: Go, Mom! 1713 01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:03,021 Go, Mom! Go, Mom! 1714 01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,022 Go, Mom! 1715 01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:05,023 Go, Mom! 1716 01:23:05,154 --> 01:23:05,893 Go, Mom! 1717 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,464 Go, Mom! 1718 01:23:11,595 --> 01:23:12,465 Go, Mom! 1719 01:23:12,596 --> 01:23:13,553 Go, Mom! 1720 01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:14,467 Go, Mom! 1721 01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:21,474 Go, Mom! 1722 01:23:21,605 --> 01:23:22,345 Go, Mom! 1723 01:23:26,871 --> 01:23:27,654 What happened? 1724 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,355 That happened. 1725 01:23:36,837 --> 01:23:38,796 That's the butler cruise. 1726 01:23:38,926 --> 01:23:39,927 You mean-- 1727 01:23:40,058 --> 01:23:40,798 Bob left? 1728 01:23:50,286 --> 01:23:51,504 What a mess! 1729 01:23:51,635 --> 01:23:52,418 A real mess. 1730 01:23:55,508 --> 01:23:56,379 It's a real mess. 1731 01:23:59,164 --> 01:24:02,428 Maybe he'll come back? 1732 01:24:02,559 --> 01:24:03,734 Get tidy, Anne. 1733 01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:04,648 Tidy. 1734 01:24:16,747 --> 01:24:17,835 I'm sorry, kids. 1735 01:24:17,965 --> 01:24:20,838 We lost Bob, and it's all my fault. 1736 01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:23,275 But I want to thank you both. 1737 01:24:23,406 --> 01:24:26,496 I love you so much. 1738 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:29,499 Both of you. 1739 01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:30,978 Please don't look at me like that. 1740 01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:38,203 Huh. 1741 01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:40,640 They say that kids bounce back, but-- 1742 01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:51,999 Bob! 1743 01:24:55,525 --> 01:24:56,395 Bob! 1744 01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:57,527 Hi. 1745 01:24:57,657 --> 01:25:00,182 What about the butler cruise? 1746 01:25:00,312 --> 01:25:01,835 I couldn't leave. 1747 01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:03,272 Thought I'd stay. 1748 01:25:03,402 --> 01:25:04,621 Car washing? 1749 01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:07,145 Well, it's early on in the C's. 1750 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,555 [laughter] 1751 01:25:26,643 --> 01:25:29,472 TESS: We love you, Mom! 1752 01:25:29,602 --> 01:25:31,909 [laughter] 1753 01:25:32,039 --> 01:25:33,954 Hey! 1754 01:25:34,085 --> 01:25:38,872 SINGER: This is a song about my desire to find work. 1755 01:25:39,003 --> 01:25:42,876 My desire to find a family. 1756 01:25:43,007 --> 01:25:46,097 For the food we are about to receive, and for my new dad, 1757 01:25:46,228 --> 01:25:47,881 Bob, we thank you, God. 1758 01:25:48,012 --> 01:25:48,795 Amen. 1759 01:25:48,926 --> 01:25:50,406 Amen. 1760 01:25:50,536 --> 01:25:53,583 Oh, honey-- why don't I carve? 1761 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:54,975 Ahem. 1762 01:25:55,106 --> 01:25:56,977 That's a gentleman's job, ma'am. 1763 01:26:01,982 --> 01:26:02,809 SINGER: Check it. 1764 01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:05,203 [farting sound] 1765 01:26:06,813 --> 01:26:08,641 Not again! 1766 01:26:08,772 --> 01:26:10,556 No! 1767 01:26:10,687 --> 01:26:11,557 [pop] 1768 01:26:11,688 --> 01:26:13,037 [squishing] 1769 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:16,606 Dinner is served. 1770 01:26:16,736 --> 01:26:17,824 SINGER: My name is Bob. 1771 01:26:17,955 --> 01:26:19,435 I'm looking for a job. 1772 01:26:19,565 --> 01:26:21,263 When I'm not getting fired, I'm living like a slob. 1773 01:26:21,393 --> 01:26:24,266 Go through the phonebook looking for work. 1774 01:26:24,396 --> 01:26:26,790 I wanna be an astronaut, like Captain Kirk. 1775 01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,618 Flip burgers to make me a buck. 1776 01:26:28,748 --> 01:26:30,402 I burned down the restaurant. 1777 01:26:30,533 --> 01:26:31,664 It's just my luck. 1778 01:26:31,795 --> 01:26:34,580 I got another occupation under my belt. 1779 01:26:34,711 --> 01:26:36,408 Keeping a job for two weeks, I'm doing well. 1780 01:26:36,539 --> 01:26:39,585 Like the time at the barber shop, gave it all I got. 1781 01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,848 Chopped off an earlobe. It bled a lot. 1782 01:26:41,979 --> 01:26:43,633 He never said a lot. 1783 01:26:43,763 --> 01:26:47,680 He just screamed, and got blood on my brand new blue jeans. 1784 01:26:47,811 --> 01:26:49,552 Oh, golly, gee, did it again. 1785 01:26:49,682 --> 01:26:52,424 I talk to my hamster, my only friend. 1786 01:26:52,555 --> 01:26:54,513 Go through the phonebook again, like a fool, 1787 01:26:54,644 --> 01:26:55,688 and I see something. 1788 01:26:55,819 --> 01:26:57,647 It's butler school! 1789 01:26:57,777 --> 01:26:59,257 My name is Bob, and I'm looking like a slob. 1790 01:26:59,388 --> 01:27:00,606 Bob! 1791 01:27:00,737 --> 01:27:01,564 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1792 01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:02,608 Bob! 1793 01:27:02,739 --> 01:27:03,479 My name is Bob, not Bobert. 1794 01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:04,871 Just Bob. 1795 01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:06,351 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1796 01:27:06,482 --> 01:27:07,744 Bob! 1797 01:27:07,874 --> 01:27:09,049 My name is Bob, and I'm looking like a slob. 1798 01:27:09,180 --> 01:27:10,399 Bob! 1799 01:27:10,529 --> 01:27:11,530 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1800 01:27:11,661 --> 01:27:12,575 Bob! 1801 01:27:12,705 --> 01:27:13,793 My name is Bob, not Bobert. 1802 01:27:13,924 --> 01:27:15,186 Just Bob. 1803 01:27:15,317 --> 01:27:17,057 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1804 01:27:17,188 --> 01:27:18,363 So I jumped on my motorbike. 1805 01:27:18,494 --> 01:27:19,582 Gonna be a butler. 1806 01:27:19,712 --> 01:27:20,800 Went to the school. 1807 01:27:20,931 --> 01:27:22,541 It was like no other. 1808 01:27:22,672 --> 01:27:24,326 They made me balance plates on my head. 1809 01:27:24,456 --> 01:27:25,718 Yeah! 1810 01:27:25,849 --> 01:27:27,764 They made me make a naked dude get dressed. 1811 01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:30,201 He dressed me up in a suit and a vest. 1812 01:27:30,332 --> 01:27:32,247 Took me to the rooftop for a test. 1813 01:27:32,377 --> 01:27:33,813 Made me climb to the edge real slow. 1814 01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:35,206 Ha! 1815 01:27:35,337 --> 01:27:37,077 Looked at the ground, and I got vertigo. 1816 01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:39,558 I thought about a woman that I met the other day, 1817 01:27:39,689 --> 01:27:41,343 and the vertigo stopped spinning. 1818 01:27:41,473 --> 01:27:42,648 It went away. What? 1819 01:27:42,779 --> 01:27:43,606 It felt real good. 1820 01:27:43,736 --> 01:27:44,824 What can I say? 1821 01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:46,217 I think I'm gonna be a butler. 1822 01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:48,741 I'm on my way, cause my name is Bob, 1823 01:27:48,872 --> 01:27:49,786 and I'm looking like a slob. 1824 01:27:49,916 --> 01:27:51,178 Bob! 1825 01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:52,136 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1826 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:53,006 Bob! 1827 01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:53,920 My name is Bob. 1828 01:27:54,051 --> 01:27:55,313 Not Bobert, just Bob. 1829 01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:57,359 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1830 01:27:57,489 --> 01:27:58,751 Bob! 1831 01:27:58,882 --> 01:27:59,970 My name is Bob, and I'm looking like a slob. 1832 01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:01,363 Bob! 1833 01:28:01,493 --> 01:28:02,712 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1834 01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:03,974 Bob! My name is Bob, not Bobert. 1835 01:28:04,104 --> 01:28:05,367 Just Bob. 1836 01:28:05,497 --> 01:28:07,934 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1837 01:28:08,065 --> 01:28:10,850 Went to the place, and I got a job on the spot. 1838 01:28:10,981 --> 01:28:13,157 Living in the attic, I didn't need a lot. 1839 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:14,724 Take the duster, dust. 1840 01:28:14,854 --> 01:28:16,029 I attack this. 1841 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,075 Drive the kids to basketball practice. 1842 01:28:18,205 --> 01:28:20,773 I make dinner, some kind of luau. 1843 01:28:20,904 --> 01:28:22,819 I wanna make the lady say wow! 1844 01:28:22,949 --> 01:28:25,387 But the lady comes home and the pig explodes. 1845 01:28:25,517 --> 01:28:28,259 Messed up again, that's all she wrote. 1846 01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:31,088 Pretty soon I'll be back on the street, looking 1847 01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,220 for a job with nothing to eat. 1848 01:28:33,351 --> 01:28:35,919 And maybe I could be a rapper, rapping on the beat. 1849 01:28:36,049 --> 01:28:37,529 Get you on the dance floor, moving your feet. 1850 01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:38,965 Ha! 1851 01:28:39,096 --> 01:28:39,923 My name is Bob, and I'm looking like a slob. 1852 01:28:40,053 --> 01:28:41,316 Bob! 1853 01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:42,317 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1854 01:28:42,447 --> 01:28:43,274 Bob! 1855 01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:44,623 My name is Bob, not Bobert. 1856 01:28:44,754 --> 01:28:45,537 Just Bob. 1857 01:28:45,668 --> 01:28:46,886 Bob! 1858 01:28:47,017 --> 01:28:47,974 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1859 01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:49,411 Bob! 1860 01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:49,933 My name is Bob, and I'm looking like a slob. 1861 01:28:50,063 --> 01:28:51,326 Bob! 1862 01:28:51,456 --> 01:28:52,457 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1863 01:28:52,588 --> 01:28:53,328 Bob! 1864 01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:54,416 My name is Bob. 1865 01:28:54,546 --> 01:28:55,895 Not Bobert, just Bob. 1866 01:28:56,026 --> 01:28:58,376 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1867 01:28:58,507 --> 01:28:59,812 My name is Bob, and I'm looking like a slob. 1868 01:28:59,943 --> 01:29:01,205 Bob! 1869 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,162 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1870 01:29:02,293 --> 01:29:03,947 Bob! My name is Bob. 1871 01:29:04,077 --> 01:29:05,949 Not Bobert, just Bob! 1872 01:29:06,079 --> 01:29:07,385 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1873 01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:08,778 Bob! 1874 01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:10,040 My name is Bob, and I'm looking like a slob. 1875 01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:11,433 Bob! 1876 01:29:11,563 --> 01:29:12,825 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job. 1877 01:29:12,956 --> 01:29:14,000 Bob! My name is Bob. 1878 01:29:14,131 --> 01:29:15,828 Not Bobert, just Bob. 1879 01:29:15,959 --> 01:29:20,050 My name is Bob, and I need to get a job! 116545

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