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HAWKGIRL:
Uh-huh. That's it. Right there.
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GREEN LANTERN: No, it's not.
HAWKGIRL: I think I would know.
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GREEN LANTERN: Really? When did
you ever tap into bank records?
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Do they even have banks
on Thanagar?
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Back off. I know what I'm doing.
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GREEN LANTERN:
Don't--
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What is it with you? Every time
we're together, you're like this.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Yes, you do.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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Batman, we've got the address.
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EXECUTIVE: And our demographics
are growing every week.
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More 18-to-30s, more kids...
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...even more old people
for what that's worth.
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So if you want to sell hamburgers
and tacos, we're the ones who can--
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[GASPS]
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You sold airtime to something
called Gwynplaine Entertainment.
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What is this?
You can't just sneak in here--
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You can't let them have it.
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I don't care who you are.
You're not gonna--
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Gwynplaine Entertainment
is The Joker.
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He goes on in 1 5 seconds.
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Cut the feed.
Just do it, I'll explain later!
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, no.
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He must've bought time
on the other channels too.
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Ah, ah, ah. Don't touch that remote.
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I know it's heartbreaking
to have your favorite shows preempted.
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But look what you're getting instead:
Me.
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And a whole truckload
of mindless violence...
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...and wanton property damage.
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Everything that makes TV great.
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So stay tuned,
you won't believe your eyes.
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Here's how we do this little tango.
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I've tucked away a great big time-bomb
somewhere on the Vegas strip.
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Only the Justice League can stop it.
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Because if anyone else tries,
I press this.
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And, kablooie, no waiting.
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Now, I know you want to see
the big bomb-hunt...
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...from the best possible angle. So...
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...I've set up hundreds of cameras
all over town.
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The League won't be able to burp
without us looking in on them.
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And since every good suspense show
has to have a ticking clock, here's mine.
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Oh, what were you expecting from me?
A round number?
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Oh, our very first remote's coming in.
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What's happening up there, cupcake?
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I'm over the south end
of the strip, Mr. J...
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...and it looks like
word got out pretty quick.
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The people here are so scared, they're
even willing to go to Los Angeles.
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[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND PEOPLE YELLING]
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JOKER:
Harl, sorry to interrupt.
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But I see one of our stars
approaching the red carpet.
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And he's in black, always chic.
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But here come the fashion disasters.
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I'm surprised their mommies let them out
of the house looking like that.
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While they stumble around
trying to find my bomb...
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...let's see
how the local economy's doing.
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Oh, it looks a little slow.
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-Ma'am? Ma'am, aren't you scared?
-Of what?
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This thing's gotta pay off
sooner or later.
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Man, I love this town!
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Now back to the boy in blue.
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Clueless, as usual.
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Wait a minute.
Harley, are you getting this?
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Sure am, Mr. J.
It's almost as if he can see it.
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See it?
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Oh, of course he can see it.
He's got x-ray vision.
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Silly me.
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-Big one.
-Expecting anything less from The Joker?
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JOKER:
Oh, woe is me.
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Or woe would be me
except this is Vegas.
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So I've got a card or two
up my sleeve. Watch.
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SUPERMAN: Looks like a binary setup.
But I can't tell what chemicals he-- Aah!
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JOKER: Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight's extra-special guest stars...
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...making their world debut,
the Royal Flush Gang.
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Jack.
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Ten.
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King.
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And, oh, Queen.
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[TEN YELLING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[FLASH GRUNTING]
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JOKER:
Oh, dear.
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It looks like they're not going
to stop the bomb after--
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Wait! Him again.
It's always him.
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Time for more of that mindless violence
I was talking about, kiddies.
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No fair! No fair!
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[HAWKGIRL YELLS]
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JOKER: Oh, you're breaking
an old man's heart, kids.
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Stand up to them like I would.
If I were there.
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And if I had super powers and....
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Oh, for Pete's sake,
go back there and beat on them!
93
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That's more like it.
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But I'll bet you folks at home
are wondering who these wild cards are.
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Let's go up close and personal.
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The tale of the Royal Flush Gangbegins in the Arizona desert.
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At a secret facility wherefive innocent children were taken...
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...after being snatchedfrom their families by the government.
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They promised to educate the kids,give them a home.
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But they wanted something in return.Because, you see, each of these kids...
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...was born with a mysterious power.
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Ten feels no pain.
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Literally.
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And he's every bit as strongas Stupidman.
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[GRUNTING]
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King's a real ball of fire.
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Jack's just a flexible kind of guy.
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Very flexible.
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And Queen hasa magnetic personality.
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That just leaves Ace.
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Poor, lonely Ace.
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More on you later, my dear.
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00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,894
The government said
it was protecting them.
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But what it really wanted
was to make them into human weapons.
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And they would've gotten away
with it too, if not for me...
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...meddling with the kids.
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I made an arrangementwith their headmaster.
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He seemed happy enough with it.
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And so did the kids.
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[KIDS CHEERING]
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They were so gratefulfor their freedom...
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...they've stuck to melike flypaper ever since.
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The playing-card thing was somethingI thought of off the top of my head.
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It made theminto one big, happy family.
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The food's a lot better
since we signed on with the J-man.
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I like his style.
Joker's a class act.
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00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,785
Don't get me wrong.
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These guys give good backup,
but they don't call me King for nothing.
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A real genius, that one.
I am the most powerful, and....
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One of the most powerful.
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Why shouldn't I be in charge?
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Maybe I saw a bit of myself
in their psychopathic little faces.
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How could I resist?
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Now, let's see how Batman's doing.
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Will he defuse the bomb
or will he be bat soup?
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[BEEPING]
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[SIGHS]
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[BEEPS]
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JOKER'S VOlCE:
Gotcha!
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BATMAN [OVER RADIO]:
We've got trouble. The bomb's a fake.
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Ooh! Now it's getting good.
Wouldn't you agree?
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-So we just let them go?
BATMAN: For now.
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Our first priority
is finding the real bomb.
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Just give me a second.
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There we go. Found it.
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No, wait. There's another one.
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Two more. Three.
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Twenty-five.
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There are 25 bombs.
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Surprise! This is where
we change all the rules.
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There are 25 of my little party-favors
hidden all over the strip.
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And they're set to go off in....
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Oh, dear. That's not a lot of time.
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Last one's on the main floor
of the Sphinx Hotel.
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Split up and take them out.
Stay in communication.
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Let's move!
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Oh, thrilling, isn't it?
The suspense is killing me.
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Of course it's going to be the explosions
that kill them.
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The first one's a dummy.
I'm moving on.
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I was hoping someone would drown
trying to disarm it.
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00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,473
C'est la vie.
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The good news is
it looks like the bat is getting warm.
163
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Getting warm, I said.
164
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He's next to a volcano!
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[CHUCKLING]
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[CREW LAUGHING]
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That's enough.
Nobody likes a brownnose.
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00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,154
[BATMAN GRUNTING]
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While there's a break in the action,
let's see who the oddsmakers favor.
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00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,537
Smart money's all
on your boy, Jack, Mr. J.
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Batman has the edge in experience
and weight, I can't help noticing.
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I suspect he's indulging
in too many bat doughnuts.
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But Jack is younger
and he definitely has the longer reach.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Running out of time, Bats.
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I'll stop them.
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I wasn't talking about the bombs,
old man.
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[EXPLOSlONS]
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[BELCHES]
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Tired, grampa?
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[BATMAN GRUNTS]
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Much as I hate to miss
any of Batman's whupping...
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00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,682
...Flash has found
one of my party favors.
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Let's see if he's as stupid as he looks.
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This bites.
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You'd think the off switch
would have a label on it.
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Aah!
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JOKER:
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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The bomb's got a motion detector.If you try to move it, it'll blow.
190
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,750
You have to diffuse it
to take it out of play.
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No cheating.
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00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,795
How do I know
you're telling the truth?
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Maybe I'm lying. Try me.
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[BEEPING]
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Batman, I've got a problem.
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You don't say.
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FLASH [OVER RADIO]: I found a bomb.You gotta talk me through disarming it.
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Okay. Remove the lid.
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-Already done.
-Don't jump ahead!
200
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,778
-Do exactly as I say.
-I opened it before I called.
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00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:10,987
[BATMAN GRUNTING]
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Batman, you okay?
203
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:17,160
Grasp the red metal collarwith both hands. Pull it straight up.
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00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:22,332
It's magnetized. Don't touch the sides
or it'll blow up the whole block.
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-Done.
-Disconnect the following wires in-- Aah!
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In precisely this order:
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Blue, yellow-and-black striped,red, then black.
208
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,884
Okay. What next?
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00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,387
You're done. Find another one.
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00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,347
FLASH:
I'm on it.
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00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,226
Spoilsport.
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00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,896
What do you say we catch up
to the big blue buffoon?
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[PUNCHES LANDING]
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00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,735
[BOTH GRUNTING]
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00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,408
Out of my way.
You don't know what you're doing.
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00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,952
Yeah, I do.
I'm kicking Superman's butt.
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00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,331
[BEEPING]
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00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,292
While they duke it out...
219
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,211
...let's go over
to Amos Fortune's Casino and Resort...
220
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,797
...where Green Lantern
has found another bomb.
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00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,937
I can't believe
he didn't suspect a trap.
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00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,065
See what happens when you
don't watch enough television?
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Done yet?
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00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,878
I haven't even started.
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HAWKGIRL: Hey, Joan of Arc!
Wanna take me on?
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00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,682
Shouldn't have done that.
227
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,033
Why not put a force field around it
and let it blow?
228
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I don't know if I can contain
an explosion that size.
229
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,414
-Maybe you should let me defuse it.
-Maybe you should shut up!
230
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:31,503
Phew! ls it just me or is there something
going on between those two?
231
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,798
Will Green Lantern
ever admit to his feelings?
232
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:39,469
Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her
passions with that big honking mace?
233
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,972
Will true love conquer all?
234
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Not on my show.
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[BEEPS]
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John!
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