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From all over the world.

Since the opening of the secret Nazi archives

new terrible revelations.

SS officer Rudolf Maïer...

would have convinced Hitler to use marijuana

against Allied forces.

Thus arose: "Operation Condor"

By the herb with life-threatening power

to pack in cigarettes for the allies

Maïer hoped to stop the invasion!

Humanity was lucky.

On June 6, 1944 the Allies invade

and "Operation Condor" was too late.

Rudolf Maïer fled to South America.

But the herbs were never recovered.

Prison of Le Havre

Light protected zone

Current time...

14:22...

14:23

Goodbye.

Alphonse!

Alphonse!

Alphonse!

Alphonse, don't you recognize me?

Hold on.

I remember again, Your name was Scotch.

The guy from the 'pure feelings'.... - Yes!

Of genius ideas. - Yep!

Who has been spoiling my life for 20 years. - Ah yes, that's me!

Now fuck off!

Wait now, but why?

Why .... Why?

I was in prison for 1 year Because of your "pure feelings.

Do you know what that is, 1 year?

Yes, I know.

You didn't even write. Is it so hard to write something?

Alphonse, you know that I can't write.

And otherwise, what would you have written to me?

That you are my best friend, and I missed you.

And I would write that you are family to me. Why?

Are you serious? - Yes.

Alphonse, I am so happy!

I missed you too my friend. My old buddy.

Super chill!

Alphonse, I am so happy!

Ho! Wait, wait, wait. What's that over there?

A hearse. Cool isn't it?

And very discreet.

With that you will never pulled over by the cops.

And where is my Lada?

It stands along the route nationale to Fécamp....

against a sycamore tree.

Remember?

It was awesome! - Ah, it was.

Ah, stop sulking for once.

Believe me, we will get by just fine.

Have you looked inside the box yet.

What's in it? - Those are my cats.

Your cats?

I sell them for 10 euros to the violin factory.

They make catgut cords.

Smart, right?

It's the only way I can pay that nigger.

What did you say there?

Sorry, I forgot you're black.

I owe 2 more stacks....

His name is Shaft.

What kind of stupid name is that? Shaft?

Actually, his name is Ambroise Sainte-Rose,

But he can't stand that.

Wow.

Shaft!

He arrived six months ago arrived on the scene.

And since then he has got it all together.

No one dares to do anything to him, so his power...

it sucks.

Why do you owe him those stacks?

Last month he gave me a kilo of herb.... and...

You smoked one kilo in a month?

Twenty puffs a day is not that much.

So!

We're at the castle!

Here it is.

Give me some! - What's that?

Nelson Montfort, my parrot.

Do you see his beautiful colors?

Just the Romanian flag.

Give me some!

Nelson take it easy, you're about to get.

First, we will celebrate the return of Alphonse.

Here, to you the honor.

No, thanks. I don't smoke anymore.

Harmful to the voice. - So?

Well, you know...

In prison, I had a vision.

Really? - Yes.

I'm going to do the same thing as my father. I'm going to be a singer.

No! - Yes!

I've written something and it has real potential.

Do you want to hear it? - Yes, yes! Cool! Let's hear it!

So it's called Alphonse Brown. - Oh.

Yes, like me.

Well, then I begin.

Give me some!

Okay, give him some. He takes me out of my concentration.

Yes, sorry.

Arranged, you can begin.

Wait, wait! Two seconds!

Go ahead.

Everyone on the floor with A.B. ?

Alphonse Brown.

The worthy successor to J.B.

James Brown.

I come from 7-6, the FUNK and the VICE.

Represent Le Havre with my partner.

I'm fresh as the seafood.... His mother

Do you know what James Brown is? My father

With my cuisine au beurre, Black, Blanc, beur.

My style scares, Like your sister.

The girls love it,

DJs spin it gray.

Everyone is waiting for the album of Alphonse Brown.

I have soul for the sisters, freeze for the misters.

When I arrive in Normandy, it's twister.

Alphonse I am, my name is Brown.

Hardcore from the Nord underground,

Hey cousin, I'm a sex machine.

Take your girlfriends with you, cause I mole their jeans.

Alphonse Brown,

The strength of Le Havre's port.

His name is Alphonse Brown.

Growing beets.

Alphonse Brown,

Calvados for the brave!

His name is Alphonse Brown.

We are making cracks in the basement!

Well? - Super chill.

It's just indescribable. It's...

It will be the summer hit!

Yay!

Really, did you like it?

I love it.

Alphonse, you just created a new music genre.

Really?

I've never heard anything like this before. It's... the...

Frunkp.

What. - Frunkp, a mixture of funk and rap.

The frunkp. I invented the frunkp Scotch!

Fat cool Alphonse!

And if you already love frunkp,

there will be millions who do the same.

But if you become a singer, what will become of me?

Will you abandon me then?

No! Never in my life!

I... I... you...

You will become my mentor. Nice right?

Oh no, no way. I will never do that.

Why then? You certainly don't even know what it is.

Sure did. - Yes? Then what is it?

That means.

Scotch, the mentor is the most important person in an artist's career.

He checks everything. When he arrives somewhere he says:

What kind of shit hotel room is this!

What a mess! Is the cleaning girl on leave!

This yogurt is empty, there is nothing....

bring new one right now!

The carpet is too blue, it needs to be replaced.

The champagne is not bubbling enough. Quick! more bubbles in the champagne!

I don't want, I demand!

And if the mentor is not there.... The artist might die.

Your mentor ... Announces that tonight,

the big comeback will be of Alphonse Brown

in the Mouke!

Good evening! - Good evening!

The boss!

Alphonse!

You've lost weight, now you look even better.

Also another new girlfriend.

Ha! Jessica!

I missed you, honey!

Great guys!

Nicely done, all in leather.

Alphonse everything okay? - Yes.

Oh Jordan!

The Mouke, man ... the Mouke.

You are super beautiful! Feel free to continue.

I'll keep an eye on you guys.

Nice to see you!

Alphonse, how are you? - Oh, great!

Heee!

My drink?

Finally, good to be back.

Ouch! What are you doing?

Scotchy!

How's it going? - Fine.

And my money? - But... first you said...

What? Relax.

It's my birthday tonight. Sit down!

We'll see tomorrow.

Yes, but now, what shall I say.... I don't have a present.

No problem. Come sit down.

Honey, can you leave us two alone for a moment?

We are going to play "donkey head.

Oh yes, but what is "donkey head. A game or something?

A fun game with simple rules.

You stay here with us.

And then we make a 'donkey head'....

of your face.

Daddy!

Sorry to bother you, but....

Wow.

I don't remember what I wanted to say.

That's convenient. I wasn't going to listen to you anyway.

Ho! Don't play with me like that.

I know women, you know. I did see it.

I did see you staring at me. You were impressed.

Go ahead! - Admit it, I'm hard to resist.

Oh well, you're just a little easy.

Because why else are you smiling at me like that?

Maybe because of your way of dancing... - Sensual?

Daring? Irresistible?

No. Weird.

A little tiresome to watch.

That's normal. New things are always strange.

But you will soon get used to the genius.

I am happy to offer you a drink.

No, rather not.

You think I'm pathetic, is that it?

A man who has just been released?

Well no, my boyfriend is just easily jealous.

Your friend?

Listen, I don't know your friend, but he must be a poor little guy.

I shit on your friend! Forget your friend, he's not here.

But I am here. Alphonse Brown.

Son of James Brown, future star of the Frunkp.

All that. That's huge!

Sure... That's huge.

So consider carefully whether to kiss me now.

Because this opportunity You will not forget.

Really? What chance?

To be with me. Two people made for each other.

Look it's very funny, but....

Let's be clear, it's simple.

Or you stay here

with your mediocre life and the pathetic outings to the Mouke.

Or you come with me for the adventure.... Of the two of us.

So? - So...

You know what, I'm going to get ready. That will help me think.

No problem, go ahead.

But not too long. I'm waiting here, but hurry up....

you have two minutes.

So, do you get it now?

Stop! - What is it?

Did you get it? Huh Scotchy.

What are you doing there?

Let him go, or I will tear you to pieces!

Never mind Alphonse. We are friends and we played "Donkey Head.

Let me introduce you to Shaft. And this is Alphonse.

So you are Ambroise?

What do you call me? - Isn't that your name?

Ambroise Sainte-Rose?

That's funny, it looks like the air fresheners on the toilet.

What are you talking about, his name is Shaft.

Come, let's go Alphonse. I'm tired and want to go home.

Wait, wait!

Do you fear for your friend Of the dancers

because you were friends tonight?

They don't dance, this is Shaft!

Go on, what did you call me?

Ambroise Sainte-Ro... - Again!

...aft... - Again.

...aft... - Now I heard.

You're lucky little bastard! Listen to me carefully.

I am now free and with my friends in the Mouke...

But next time, if you don't show respect...

Do I blast you!

Do I blast you right off! Is that clear?

Okay.

Come, let's go. - Respect.

Happy birthday, Shaft. Come!

So, have you thought about it?

And? - No, no.

What is it?

So?

No, no, no. That's Shaft's girlfriend!

Friend of whom?

From me.

Come on, hurry up!

It's okay! Just take it easy, we lost them.

- Are you sure? - Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Cool those seventies, Shaft. But...

...the quality of cars. - Shut up, Sam!

Stop that Dave!

You'll wreck the engine in no time.

I swear, he didn't do anything to me.

He's going down!

Damn Scotch...

I think I have found my dream woman found my dream woman.

Did you hear it? - Yeah, sure.

When I say something like that, don't I get an answer?

Sorry, I was away for a while.

I dreamed I was rich.

And I didn't have to do anything all day.

Your life would be completely different then, wouldn't it?

Certainly, you will be amazed.

Where are we actually going? - To Paris.

Paris?

Yes, we have no choice Scotch.

In Le Havre, they are hunting for us....

It's a sign: My career begins...

And it's in Paris Where it happens my mate.

But I thought you found your dream woman.

That's right, I'll come back when I'm successful.

I want to give her life As in a dream.

But we can't leave anyway without Nelson Monfort.

Nelson?

That one is dead.

Why do you say that? - Because they know where you live.

What are you doing!

No, no! You don't smoke in the car, Scotch!

I told you it was bad for my voice.

But Nelson is dead. - That has nothing to do with it Scotch.

It's very easy to ban smoking because it's bad for your voice.

This friend violently lost lost his partner - a parrot.

You smoke outside!

Hey, my good stuff!

Scotch be damned, we've been here for almost an hour.

It's a waste to leave it out.

In the world there are millions of people who have nothing to smoke.

Don't be so difficult, you can roll a new one, right?

It was my last one! That's why I'm so irritated, asshole!

You don't talk to me like that... I'll leave you here like shit!

Is good, just go away. James Brown is waiting for you.

Listen carefully Scotch.

Listen carefully.

With your family you don't such shenanigans.

Really?

But it's so damn funny. - What do you mean?

Why do you say that? Huh? You don't believe he was my father.

You see it right away anyway. - But the orphanage...

They just say whatever at the orphanage.

You do remember, my father was Bobby Ewing.

Stop with the nonsensical James Brown story.

You're white Alphonse! White! Jesus!

Fuck off!

Sex Machine!

I don't need you!

Scotch!

Scotch!

Scotch...

Scotch!

Scotch!

Scotch!

Scotch!

Oh, damn!

Scotch!

Scotch!

What are you doing there?

I'm making fire. Do you know how cold it is? - Okay, stop it.

Come, I'm sorry!

I still thought about what I said....

It could still be possible that James Brown was your father.

Is that true?

You're not just saying that to a favor?

No, no!

I had a friend with a baby of a Vietnamese.

And at birth...

What is that thing?

No, no, look out! There may be more.

But it looks like treasury?

Yes, but it could also be a bomb.

What is this?

But this is weed!

Damn it, Alphonse! It's kilos of weed!

Are you sure? It has a strange color.

There's only one way to find out. By tasting.

Well, I'm staying away from it!

Is it that time again, I'll sacrifice myself again.

Well? - Wait!

Well then?

Well, I don't know.

It does not seem to me to be weed.

Scotch?

Scotch?

Scotch?

Are you okay?

Yes, and with you? - Are you sure you're doing well?

It is pleasant with you.

Your coffee is really damn good.

But I will leave you now, I'm going to make love to the waves.

What are you doing? You can't swim!

Ah, how beautiful!

We are live from the skating hall in Le Havre

with the men's program of the Winter Olympics.

For the first time in the Norman city.

The current contestant is Scotch Bitman

who is clearly among the favorites of the tournament.

Normally he does it without weaknesses, and with abandon.

We are off and running.

He makes a perfect triple Rittberger!

The crowd goes wild.

One, two, three, four, five ... a sixfold Axell.

For the first time in history.

A divine landing.

Bitman, is now due to lock with a Spread Eagle.

A super figure he assumes.

And loose!

What a champion!

Thanks!

Oh thank you, thank you!

Scotch, Scotch!

This is the purest stuff ever Alphonse!

And at least 100 pounds, I never smoke that much.

We have to sell it.

Scotch, wait. Not again.

I don't want to go back to prison. I am an artist!

Right artist! What do you think of yourself?

What do you mean? - What do I mean?

How long will we last in Paris?

And your dream woman? How are you going to make her happy?

Nah... - Ho, ho, ho...

Who is your mentor here?

Trust me!

You just sing, I'll handle it.

Okay. - What?

I didn't hear you? - I said okay.

Okay.

Residence of Rudolf Maïer - Colombia -

What is it Rudolf? - They found my herbs.

Operation Condor has resumed.

How are you, my boy?

You don't paint at night anymore? - No, Dad.

Things are improving again.

Since I started my young girls series...

I no longer have Those terrible nightmares.

But I don't see her. - Of course...

she's dead. Someone tore her apart.

Ach so.

Whence your uniform daddy? Is it a party?

They found my herbs.

Do you know what that means? - Yes, Dad, of course.

Do I have carte blanche?

Yes, Adolfo, yes!

Le Havre FM, the best night music for Normandy.

All right, it's not a big deal, but where are we going to sleep?

Don't worry!

I know someone who will be happy to see me again.

You know chicks in Paris? - Well, yes ... yes.

Does that come in handy!

Ah cool, she's not dead yet! - Madame Batin?

Who's that? - Oh, you know, my stepmother.

No... - Yes.

They placed me with her when I was 12 years old.

Don't know.

You'll see, she still loves me As if I were her own child.

And how is she?

How is it Madame Batin?

The emotion.

Your beautiful wife...

has told me that...

you want to use my power to...

finding a friend.

Is that right?

Definitely doctor, definitely.

I would like to see him again, yes.

That will be 2,000 euros.

Pardon? - In cash, of course.

Two thousand euros.

Did you bring anything personal brought from him?

Tell me where you are!

Tell me where you are!

Got it! Got it!

See you!

You're in the big city.

You are in Megalopolis.

You're in Paris, Paris!

The 18th arrondissement.

Near the post office.

In the street, the street.

Down the street...

I can't go on.

I can't go on.

This man does not believe in my strength.

Me? Sure do doctor.

He disrupts the visions.

He needs to get out of here. I need to be alone with you.

Do you know what happens to men Who are alone with her.

No.

They disappear.

They are separated and die.

And am I disturbing your vision now?

No, no, it's getting better again. I got it, I'm getting new info.

The street? - Tombouctou Street.

Number 96, sixth floor. - The code, quick!

A528 - See.

Well, all's well that ends well.

Keigoed, that Dr. Dembele of yours.

I completely agree with you Madame Batin.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Good morning Paulette.

Tell me mentor, weren't you going to sell that stuff?

Sure, no worries. I'll have one more before I go.

Good.

Well, today I'm going to run down the publishing houses.

Wish me that shit!

Shit. - Okay.

See you tonight Paulette! - Yes.

And your breakfast?

Thank you.

Bye ma'am.

Good Day.

I am Alphonse Brown,

the secret son of James Brown.

I would like to speak to the manager.

Thank you. - Just a moment.

I don't understand, what do you expect from us Mr. Brown?

To release my first album. - As what?

As the son of James Brown? - No, no, no.

As the first Frunkp artist.

What? - Frunkp.

A style of music that I came up with. It's a mix of funk and rap.

And I've already written the album.

I think the strongest song is "Dina.

If you want it, I'll let you hear it.

Okay! - Thank you.

After a beautiful sunset in the port of Le Havre,

follows the dawn among the shipwrecks.

I will take you On a gilded boat.

We sail out to the ocean.

Who alone is waiting for you, Dina!

And the sky is garnet red....

Dina

Dina

Hoist the sails of love On the diamond sea.

When "never" rhymes with "always.

I am your most beautiful sunrise.

We will be crazy.

You're naked... So am I...

Come here, I've thought of a new way

...To see the caveman.

Dina

I saw love at low tide. I had searched among the pebbles.

I stuck my soft feet in the mud.

Yes my jewel, I have found you.

And?

But... do you sell drugs Scotch?!

What are you getting into Madame Batin?

This is for your own consumption.

I'm calling the police. - No Madame Batin!

Madame Batin!

Wait, let's talk. We're not wild anyway.

Loose! - No fooling around now!

I am not afraid of you! Let go!

Quiet now, be reasonable.

You've ruined my life for years. - That's enough!

Frankly, I appreciate it. It's not bad and has style....

but it's not really "wild

"Wild?

But yes, "wild. The authentic wildness.

The market today demands for violence and anger.

That appeals to the youth. - That's precisely why...

Why? Do you have a pit bull...?

Smuggled weapons...? People killed...?

No, but I was in prison for a year.

That's the minimum for a rapper.

You don't have the right look.

You are a nice person. - No, I am bad person.

A true hyena, the outer category.

Compared to me, other rappers are at the dachshund level.

A real rapper would have already groped or even raped me.

Really? - Yes!

Okay...

What go...

Not my pocket computer! - Yep.

Scotch! Scotch!

Shh! Quiet, he's sleeping!

How did you get so tied up Paulette?

By Scotch.

Why did he do that?

Because he is a bad person. Not like you.

You are kind.

Can you untie me, please? - Yes.

I am going to make a dish with ham for you.

Thank you.

Everything okay Alphonse? - Super.

In one day I was kicked out of all the studios of Paris.

What about you?

Yes, perfect...

In one day I smoked... - Smoked 11 butts? Super!

Yes, but tomorrow I'm going.

Hey, where did the old man go?

Come quickly! I am being held hostage in my own home.

They are drug dealers!

My shelter mother...

My favorite called the police.

Come come, we must be off.

Yes, you're going to jail!

Report from Tombouctou street, old woman attacked by two dealers.

What is he saying?

An old woman attacked By two dealers.

Two blocks away.

Where is this going?

What are you messing around with, Scotch!

Off with your arms! - Done, we can.

Let's go!

Ho wait, I'm stuck!

Walk on!

I can't proceed through the lockers. - Stand back then.

This is how it works. - Damn!

Come on!

Hurry the fuck up! - Now he's stuck!

It doesn't work!

This is crazy, I mean it!

You're not wearing it at all!

Hurry up!

I carry the full weight!

Got him. - Grab the handles, idiot!

If so, open it up.

Quick, where are they!

Who?

No games, Scotch and his mate.

No idea, I don't know that one.

'You don't know that one. Are you kidding?

For starters, just say who you are.

I am Michel Dembele. - Dembele, right?

Family of the doctor? - Yes!

Yes, he's my cousin. Do you know him?

The bastard!

Good start to my mentoring career say.

Not even one gram sold And the police are already after me.

Are you serious?

What?

If you hadn't untied that old lady, we wouldn't be sitting here right now.

What are you doing? We have to get to that old lady.

What are you smoking? - Spice, why?

Because: 'Inspector Perez, drug squad.

Pleasant.

Hervé, say VR.

User only.

You can't do anything against me. - Really?

At worst, a small fine.... Which I then don't pay.

Yes...

So you like herb VR?

Go ahead and graze!

What? - Grazing!

What? - I said, grazing!

Come on, graze! Well, do then!

Chew well VR, chew well!

Ah, a turd!

You know, sometimes your methods are against the limit.

Only this works with these ignoramuses. One day he will thank me.

Sometimes I think I should have chosen of my grandfather.

We dive below here.

Well, I have enough for one night...

What do you have?

Well, nothing.

But we still have that.

I promise, Tomorrow I will get up at 8 a.m. for the sale.

You'll see tomorrow! I'll pay for a suite in a palace then.

I'm sure my father also had such a difficult start.

Of course.

Anyway, new things are always scary.

Especially in France. Land of the peasant louts!

Ah no! - Lord Fatal's song.

The rapper? - Yep.

Why don't you call him? - What should I tell him?

That I'm doing Frunkp? What will he care.

No worries Madame Batin...

Within a week they are in jail.

But then don't release them so quickly. Lock them up for a long time.

That's up to the judge. - I would send them to hell.

Don't exaggerate Serge, it's soft drugs.

Hard or soft, I see no difference.

Strange this stuff. I've never seen it like this before.

They have a whole coffin.

Okay then.

What a weak mess, that stuff of yours.

Huh?

New York City good night!

Did the concert go well honey?

They love me. Really, they love me.

It's amazing.

After all these years, they still not enough.

I think there's something magical hidden in me.

Of course it is.

But only I can enjoy it to the fullest.

Come, let's make love.

...Alphonse!

...Alphonse!

Alphonse!

Hey Alphonse!

Hey Alphonse!

Scotch... Your stuff is just extra strong!

I have seen the future Scotch!

Yes, whatever you want. But get off me!

Those publishers can go fuck themselves. We're going to record the album ourselves.

I have the solution! - Oh, yeah?

Yes, you were right.

The herb is super pure.

It will sell like hot cakes.

Tomorrow I'll go with you.

You weren't in the business anymore, were you?

Yes, but the end justifies the means.

- Robichaud! No, Machiavelli.

Are you Adolfo Maïer?

Do you call this inconspicuous?

Next time call my arrival over the loudspeakers!

Owlery!

I'm sorry, I was afraid to miss you.

But rest assured, the president of the French Nazi party ...

Shh!

Didn't my father not for discretion?

Yes, yes, yes. - Well, then be discreet.

Because of these tomfoolery we lost the war.

Do you paint ....

Like Adolf, our leader?

Good, Scotch.

If we want this to succeed, we have to act like pros.

Yes, hyper professional.

So there is no smoking while working.

No way! - Yes you do!

Seriously? - Well...

But, how do I...? - No worries.

When necessary, you suck.

Have a lollipop!

Pure stuff from Normandy?

Maybe for your friends?

No thanks. - You really don't want to?

Okay, she doesn't smoke, no problem.

Hey guys!

Want to go wild? 10 for a bag.

No, wait. 2 bags for 10 euros.

Two for 10, it's a good deal!

Interested?

Okay... Not one,

not two,

but three bags for 10.

Wait, how many did you say? - I said 3 for 10.

Surely not three bags for 10?

Yep, three for 10.

I repeat: three for 10.

But that's an exceptional deal.

3 pockets for 10.

That's not him.

No, no, no.

Ah... There!

That's him, I recognize that one.

Alphonse Brown, ah yes!

The small dealer from Le Havre.

You had those grazing grass, right?

That's right. A good grazer.

So he has not learned his lesson.

I saw someone last night.

I'm sure it will interest you.

Go ahead, we're listening.

Ambroise Sainte-Rose,

he took a room at the Hotel Mercedes.

Sainte-Rose?

What is it doing in Paris?

Again, someone who hasn't has not learned his lesson.

Nice, right? - Hell, I didn't fall back.

I have nothing to do with it.

Check it out, I've changed my life.

I now live in Le Havre.

I'm in the fish business now.

What about this? Is this cod?

Give us. What is it?

But this is spice, inspector!

What bad! - No jokes!

Two dealers tour Paris

With a case full of this shit.

And they happen to be from Le Havre.

But Le Havre big though!

I don't know everyone.

Alphonse Brown and Scotch Bitman.

Do you know them perhaps?

Alphonse Brown?... And Scot Bitman you say?

Never heard of it before inspector. Really never.

I swear, never. - Serge!

There is news from the lab,

they have the results of the analysis.

Then we go.

Goodbye Sainte-Rose.

We'll keep an eye on the bastard. He must have connections to Brown.

Catherine...

I had a dog named that.

We had to put her down because she had worms.

Oh poor.

I was very sad then.

Sorry! Hey...

What? - Can I have a word with you?

Are you retarded or something?

Hyperpro also means no flirting during work, mr. Alphonse.

I know.

Right. And you had found your dream woman, hadn't you?

Okay, I'm holding back. I do have love and respect...

but not your reclusive capacity. If you understand what I mean.

Here.

Take.

At work.

Hey kid. Want some to smoke?

Nazi shit? - That's right, gentlemen.

That's how I put it, because the stuff belongs to the Nazis.

Even the Nazis did weed?

After the war... samples were collected in a German laboratory.

It was a perfect match with what you gave me.

All values match.

It is 100% certain.

Another variant.

No worries, I've tested it.

I smoked one.

It was a little stronger than usual, but...

It remains spice.

- Well, okay. It's little different from a cigarette, isn't it?

Did I hear that right?

Is it nothing but a cigarette?

Huh? - Serge, calm down!

It's all good!

I can't have it any of us exhibiting this behavior.

Never mind... - Wait! Asshole!

I'm going to kill you. - Quiet Serge!

Why do you always wind up like this?

That nonsense ruined my life.

This thing killed my parents. - I'm sorry Serge.

We'll get them, Marceau.

We let them graze the entire Stade de France to graze off.

Okay...

It doesn't work with the students. They have too little need.

We have to find something else, Scotch.

Doesn't it interest you?

I am addicted, shouldn't I be a little.

Oh, how pathetic! Here, have a second lollipop!

Ah, what a cute face you pull.

...Lord Fatal. Lord Fatal, Scotch!

Showbiz's biggest consumer!

Tell me. Why should I buy from you?

I already have all kinds of things...

Thai, African, Colombian.... I even have Australian.

But we have a different one. - Why?

What do you guys have? - Uhm...

Mongolian.

It comes from Mongolia.

Here it is.

Julius for Fatal...

Yes...

Come here with your gob, they got material from Mongolia or something.

Yes.

Your friend looks bad, did that Mongolian stuff do that?

No, no, no.

On the contrary, that's because he hasn't had for so long.

Ah, okay...

Julius my bulldozer.

Good day, gentlemen!

But Fatal, I made some music....

So I thought, uh...

Forget it.

Are you coming for that or for the herb?

For the spice. - Okay.

Then keep your mouth shut. Because I trust Julius.

Set!

It worked!

Done in 10 minutes, what did I say Scotch!

We're going to make that record. Welcome to showbiz my friend!

Look, there are the two men from Shaft.

We have to follow in the footsteps of my grandfather.

He would have known the right tool he would have known.

We didn't sell anything.

No one wants our weed.

Yes, they only want the Mongolian.

The Mongolian.

The latest cannabis trend in Paris.

Guess who is selling it? - Two guys from Le Havre.

Yes, hello?

Listen, if you pay right away it's no problem.

See you soon!

He doesn't stop passing. Good business!

Hello, yes...

If you pay it's all right, eh.

Good Day.

What a fool!

I did the math, we already have 56,500 euros.

Well done, Scotch. Good to see you like this.

Now we are pros. - Yes, definitely.

It was easier to quit than I thought.

Really. - Yes, really.

You know, the thing about weed is...

Either you have it under control,

Either it has you in check.

And now the roles are reversed. - Well, you're right.

I have discovered that the same is true for my sexual needs.

True, bitches are like weed.

If you don't control her, she'll keep you...

So it can be done again. I got it!

Yop! The yogurt to drink in the shower, through the mouth.

Where are the lollipops?

This is my last one.

Can you give it to me? - Impossible.

Why? - Because he is mine.

He's mine!

Give me the lollipop! - Fuck you!

Give it to me!

Look what I'm doing!

No! No!

Did you eat my lollipop? Scotch! Scotch!

Scotch! Scotch!

Don't die! Spit it out!

Are you okay?

You know what? - No?

Smoke just one. - Really?

Yes.

Do I have permission? - Yes.

And I'm going to get a bitch to smoke.

I think I'm actually not going to smoke. - You don't?

No, I'm going to make a big pizza!

Nicely done!

What are you doing now! What are you doing!

Son of a bitch, do you even know who I am? I am Lord Fatal!

I swear on my mother!

When this is over, your mother will regret it.

Why are you doing this? Do you even know who I am?

I'm honest, idiot!

What are you smoking there? - Weed, Mongolian.

My grandfather lived to be 102 years old.

And all thanks to his work. Never stress.

What a fool I am, he left me left me his toolbox.

I never opened it.

I may have an idea. - Yes?

Just say, I'm listening.

What if... we forget about those two fools?

He is right.

If we stick around in Paris,

Meanwhile, the gypsies will will take our place.

We have to choose.

That man abused my friend, the other one still owes me money.

And then we let them walk around?

What do you take me for? A cousin?

Hi, my name is VR, how about you?

I don't.

Ah "I Don't... Cool, cool.

Do you feel like smoking some? It's good stuff, from Mongolia.

What do you say?

See that big black one over there? - Ah, hello!

Yes. - That's my friend.

Oh well, I'll pass.

See you later! Ciao!

Ah, hello! How are you?

Do you feel like having a smoke together? No?

Day.

Hey man!

Sorry, but I'm not gay. - Neither am I, mamacita.

Does it hurt? - What do you think?

Who did you get daddy's herb from? - What?

The Mongolian herb, who did you buy it from?

Answer or you'll lose him. - Two guests.

What guests? - No Parisians.

Where are they? How can I find them?

Here, my phone list.

By the 'B'.

Alphonse and Scotch...

Hello...

Yes.

Is this a joke? Hold on.

Who is it?

A Colombian wants everything for $1 million.

Everything? - Shh!

We're not crazy. - Scotch, think!

He offered $1,000,000, which is not nothing.

Yes, but even for Mongolian.... I don't like it.

Shh! - I don't know ...

Ask him how he got our number.

Where did you get our phone number?

What is your name? - VR.

From VR. - VR?

That's one of our best customers. - How is he?

Very good.

Anyway, when do we meet?

Yes, very good.

11 p.m. at the Rungis Hilton. - Okay.

See you tomorrow. Goodbye!

One million dollars... super chill!

Stop, stop!

We now have nothing to smoke.

And Colombians are often foul-mouthed. - Scotch!

Do you remember what you were going to do if you were rich?

I would smoke anything. - Exactly Scotch!

And there are so many varieties.

But this is the best stuff in the world.

Stop doing that, think about others for a change.

And who are these others?

Well, um... that's me. - Okay!

But I warn you Alphonse...

If we lose everything because of you....

then as your mentor... your mentor...

Totally slamming... - Okay, I'll finish you off.

Did you get that stuff from Mongolia?

Here, take what I have!

But don't hurt me! I'll tell you everything.

It comes from Alphonse and Scotch.

And do you know where they are? - I don't.

But they have a deal at 11 p.m....

with a maniac at the Hilton in Rungis.

He is buying up everything for $1 million.

May I go please?

Please. Please.

Okay.

Good evening inspector!

I learned my lesson.

I will never smoke again. Never again, I promise!

Good boy! Good boy!

Go to sleep, it's already late. - Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

See the result of the method.

Another soul saved.

That's the reward.

That's why I chose this profession.

Just like my grandfather...

He also helped people. - Yes?

What did he do? - Well, you know...

...Of half-souls.

If you eat it, you're dead!

Eat! Or wait until it's cold!

I'm sorry, Serge!

You can't stand it,

But it is stronger than me. I can't stop it.

They all say that, until they meet me.

Check it out.

It's not that hard, just some self-control.

Thanks Serge. - There are the hyenas.

I hope they go to bed, because I'm completely exhausted.

Have you seen Scarface? - Yes.

Remember the scene at the motel?

In which the Colombian sells bad coke to Scarface,

after which he finished off the brother with a chainsaw.

Yes.

He will shit his pants with fear.

When he sees the chainsaw, he'll be so surprised

That he won't do anything to us anymore! Ha ha ha!

Aren't these "pure feelings"?

Finally, there is movement.

Marceau, Marceau. Wake up! Start the car!

Something is about to happen Marceau.

They will suffer!

Hello... Yes.

Someone comes to you ...

Here, let them come down.

But why? - Don't make me get angry!

Good Day. Is there a room in Alphonse Brown's name?

Yes, number 710.

Will you put me through? - Yes, good day further ma'am.

Hello, Alphonse? - Yes, who is this?

It's me, Dina. Do you remember?

Of course!

How is it possible... How extraordinary!

Talk! - Do you still want to see me?

Yes, yes, please! When?

Right away, I'm down here.

No... Ah yes!

Listen, I have something else to do. It takes 10 minutes.

Will we see each other after that? - Okay.

Okay. See you soon Dina!

Goodbye honey, kisses!

Mine too!

Kisses? Honey? Are you out of your mind?

What, you wanted this, didn't you?

Shouldn't we call for reinforcements?

No. This is my business.

It is my mission.

Velazquez?

Please follow me.

I have to search you. - Okay.

Good... Good...

Okay. Perfect.

Come in. - You may enter.

Would you like a drink Mr. Velazquez? - No, thank you.

Let's hurry up, do you guys have the stuff?

And the money?

Please don't! No! No!

Who do I start with?

With him! - No, with him!

No! - With him!

Well? What do we do? - We are still waiting.

I want Brown, he's the brains.

Scotch, listen! We have to tell him.

Don't say anything, he's bluffing!

I don't think he's bluffing!

Hello? - Room 710 please.

Just a moment.

Now if I had a brush,

I would begin to paint at your trembling lips

And the fear in your eyes!

And now the wife of Shaft.

Is there a sale or something?

Enough, enough, stop, stop!

It's downstairs in the parking lot. In the black DS.

With license plate: 148-SG-67

You disappoint me Alphonse!

Me he had never broken. - For the trouble, you may be first.

No, it's not fair!

Who is this motherfucker? - Oh Shaft, this is Velazquez.

Am I the asshole? - No, no.

Yep! - Yes! Yes!

I will have to kill you.

That makes sense. He said he hates Negroes.

And that's nothing compared to what he said about your mother. Remember?

What?

And you, do you love your mother? Son of a bitch!

Shaft relax, he just wants to know where you hid the herb.

Do you have my father's herb? - Yes! Yes!

Don't come any closer faggot!

So, now that we are almost family, we needed to talk.

Gladly... - Don't interrupt me!

So you love my wife just like that? Answer!

Answer! Do you like Dina?

To be honest...

Yes. I love her.

Really thank you, you saved our lives.

That's the least of it, after what you've done for me.

What exactly did you do? - No idea.

He changed my life. Exactly as promised.

Oh, really? Then will you untie us now?

Oh, no. Wait, you're not going to tell me ...

Yes, I do... - But that's unfair.

Life is unfair Alphonse.

Scotch, say I'm a super guy. With many abilities and everything.

Yes, he is a super guy. With many abilities and everything.

Damn it! - What?

Thanks, lol.

Dina, in the name of love. Don't leave me here like this.

Take the money, I don't care! - No, none of that!

She can go, but we'll keep the money. - Shut up!

I'm sorry.

Dina! - No.

But why? Don't leave me here like this!

Dina!!!

Move! - But you're pushing me.

No, but...

Are we going to follow her? - She doesn't care, I want Brown.

Come on!

Put your hands up.

Put your hands up. Like this, yes. Okay...

Shut up! But yes, that's how it goes.

Look there they are! - No, no, you go in now!

I'm going after them.

It is now up to us two Brown.

Do you think they're looking for us Because of that dead one?

Ah, smile. It could be worse, we still have the stuff.

Your herb brings us bad luck. - Come on.

I don't know what it was like in prison, but you're very strange since you got out.

Yes, that will be it.

Brown!

Fuck it, not him! - Stop it you!

Stop you! - He's insane!

Hit the gas! - What should I do?

Then step on the gas!

Shelves! Push it through the bottom!

He's shooting at us! - Yes, I know!

Shut up!

Promise me we won't die. I don't want to die.

Shut up!

Why don't we go faster? Keep that damn gas pushed in!

Damn it, we're on fire! There's a fire. Can't you see that?

Stop! Stop, we are going to burn alive!

My herbs! - I can't see anything!

Scotch, do something!

Stop! Stop!

My herbs! My herbs!

Scotch leave it! It's too late. There's nothing more you can do.

Leave it!

No movement!

Well Brown, how's it going?

You know, I have a new house With a big garden. Very big.

You may even bring your friend Bitman.

You know, it's funny.

There are days when I look at this crazy world

And I wonder if it's not a dream? I mean you, Brown, and your friend.

Do you really exist or is just in my head?

Damn, I never thought about it before.

I suddenly have a strange feeling. As if I am being pulled.

Drawn? - Yes.

I am pulled down. - He is stoned.

Super chill.

Who are these people?

What people?

No!

No!

No!

What have I done wrong?

Rudolf. Rudolf!

Alphonse, stop it! Let's not argue about this now.

Don't forget that I am still still your mentor!

Without me, you were dead. - Well, the mentor is dead.

Arrange your own life, I'll do mine.

Alphonse, for me it's also difficult.

What?

Do you know what I have lost thanks to your bullshit?

I've lost things too you know!

Stop it!

What I lost I can't get on get on every street corner. Get it?

Neither did I! It was the best stuff in the world.

I could even use it without smoking.

Hashist! - Hashist...

Ah look, there's your dream woman again!

That's another hallucination.

Then have you seen a broad dude with a ball under his arms?

Uhm no. - Then it's not a hallucination.

So, when do you guys get in?

What does she want again?

No idea, maybe return the money?

Why did you come back? - I don't know, it seemed like a good idea.

What are you looking at?

You haven't seen a big guy with seen a ball under his arms?

No?

Super chill.

I saw love at low tide. I had searched among the pebbles.

I stuck my soft feet in the mud.

Yes my jewel, I have found you.

What a spectacle!

These were Dina and Alphonse. Give them a big round of applause!

I am his mentor! I am!

We canned them all!

Welcome back my mate. - Super chill mate.

The last one by the sea is... the last one by the sea!

Alphonse.

Alphonse, what is it?

What is there? - What?

Come on, let's go.

What? - Le Havre is that way.

You see, they are still there. - It's not true after all!

It's over hear. - Not gone yet?

It's really over. - They are serious.

Translation: mk22NL