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So the story goes,
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that once upon a yesterday,
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way back in the dry ages,
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ducks ruled the Earf until
some Beat God dude named
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Beat Massa X came down from the
stars
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and brought the blood
sport Beat-Beat Revelation
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and a comet full of booze to our
world.
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He enslaved the ducks with
the fear of being flipped
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straight edge again on the spot.
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Because as we all know, without
no booze,
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they would become un-drunk.
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The Beat Massa descended upon
them with his unstoppable
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army of L Black D's and
187ed the known duck world,
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in what we now know as the Beat
Wars.
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And when da land was sucked dry
of all of her fossil boozies
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the Beat Massa began the cycle
anew.
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The Wet Shit swept across the
land.
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187-ing all the peeps,
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And 911-ing Mother Earf,
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refilling the fossil boozies
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for the new race of enslaved
peeps to mine for him
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all over again.
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Us.
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In the Wastes of the old
world, Beat-Beat Revelation
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is still the only way of life.
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Where the ultimate prize is the
Quatro,
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or booze as it was once known.
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Whoever controls the
Quatro, controls the Wastes.
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And only one Quatro oasis
remains; the FP, our home.
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My name is JTRO.
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I'm a RE-NINJ.
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A Beat Warrior like my father
before me.
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In the many battles we fought,
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beating off the rage fueled
followers of Beat Massa X,
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we lost many loved ones.
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Until I met CHAI-T,
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The Beat Battle Queen from the
Wastes
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who strengthened the FP with
her tribe of Warrior Ninjawas
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and helped us finally
bring peace to the FP.
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Shit was chill.
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We threw some pups.
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Our daughter, CHAI-TRO grew
into a strong young Beat-offer.
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But sadly, due to some health
politics,
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her brother, JR-TRO took
a dirt nap at birth.
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Time passed
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until CHAI-TRO discovered
she could beat through time
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with her feet on her 18th BD.
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She ventured into the past,
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helping us destroy Beat
Massa X's booze comet
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that was poisoning our Earf.
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And together, as a family,
we defeated L DUBBA E.
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Finally eliminating the Beat
Massa's only remaining weapon
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from the Beat Wars.
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But our cycle's time has finally
come.
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The Wet Shit,
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a never ending storm
of sobriety from which
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there ain't no cure,
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has swept across the entire Earf
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and is on the FP's doorstep.
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Can we save the FP in time?
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Or will we become stone cold
sober 4Evz?
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- Duck marks the spot.
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So this is CHAI-QUACK-TICA,
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- What's left of it.
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- It's thought it would
be a little bit bigger
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considering it used to be the
most advanced civilization
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on Earf or whatevz.
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- Well, it was once upon a long
ago.
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- Yeah. Now no one even
remembers 'em.
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- Ducks marks the spot.
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Follow my beats, carefs.
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- Stank!
- Whoopsiedooz!
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Floppy twat step!
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- Balance, yo.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So do you really think what
we're looking for is here?
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- The prophecy was hided
here by the Way Backs.
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And only the descendies of
the Way Backs can find it
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here again.
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Boy.
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Okay, so now what?
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- Two, four, eight.
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Two pads.
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Two peeps.
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- Too easy.
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- Left arrow, right arrow.
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- Interesting.
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- Three, two, one.
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- Okay, well that sounded good.
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Now what, four?
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- Left arrow, down arrow.
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- Right arrow, up arrow.
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Okay, I'm picking up
what you're laying down.
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- Copy-roo.
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Eightses.
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- All.
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- All.
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Two, four, eight.
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Combo mode unlocked.
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- That means don't miss any.
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- Yeah, I know what that means.
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Three,
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two,
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one.
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Beat-Beat.
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- Here goes nothing!
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Easy. We're on the same team!
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- Then keep up.
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Fuck me.
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Chill.
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- You gassed?
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- I'm not gassed,
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I'm just breathing.
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- You look gassed.
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- JTRO, my youngling.
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You has finally come.
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- Mom?
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- I am her memzies.
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Left behind to guide y'all
when the time came a-do.
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- Time for what a-do?
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- Your final battle.
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The one that decides the
fate of all our peeps.
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- Stopping the Wet Shit, right,
I know.
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- Faleses.
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There is no stopping the Wet
Shit.
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The Wet Shit is the
planet's defense system
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leading to a wet age that
reboots the Earf
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and refills the Quatro.
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It 187'd the ducks
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as it will y'all if you fails.
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- How do we save our peeps?
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- There is hope. A cure for your
peeps.
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The Fountain of 4Evz,
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where Bloody Quatro brews
with the power of re-life, yo.
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- Wait, so where do we
find this Fountain of 4Evz?
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- Not, wherezies.
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Whenzies.
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- Okay, then whenzies?
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- The Zero Dark.
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- The futies.
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- Correcty.
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Beyond your time.
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It hasn't activated in yours
yet,
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but take heed, unlocking
the Fountain of 4Evz
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will also unlock him.
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- Who?
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- Take the Quad-Force.
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It will show you the way.
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Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
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Take the Quad-Force, it
will show you the way.
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Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
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- Mom!
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Mom!
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- You fresh?
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- I never even knew what
she looked like before.
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- She had a pretty
cracking rig for a holo-do.
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- Yeah, she did.
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So, do you know what any of that
means?
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- Just the hot goss.
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We should get this back to DC.
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- Ducks in a barrel.
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- Chromedome,
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come on back.
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Trailer Henge, hola.
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Anyone at the 248?
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Anybody in the 2-4-8?
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Fuck.
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Hasta la vista.
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She's so
jealous of my hot looks.
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She's always fucking worried
that I'm hotter than her.
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She's right!
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- Fokliff!
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- Time travel? How 'bout I
go back, time travel to my
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trailer and fucking kick your
ass the way I should have!
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- So you sent me back in time
so I could tell younger youse
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and dadzies that y'all
got 10 365s to find a way
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to stop the Wet Shit?
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- Well, technically you sent
yourself back through time.
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But, yeah, paraphrase.
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- Hevz.
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Did it work?
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- TBD, yo.
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- Well, now what?
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- Now we wait for Uncle DC
to interpret the prophecy
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and then we does what we always
do.
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The impossy.
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- Yo.
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- Yo, Dad-TRO.
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You really think we're tuff
enough to 187 Beat Massa X?
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- Winning's not about strength,
CHAI-TRO.
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It's about patience and
commitment.
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- That's hevz.
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- Beliee' dat.
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- You rents is always so cryptic
and shit.
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- A fool who says more than is
necessary
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only proves that he is weak and
shit.
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- You're late.
- I know.
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I know.
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What can I get you?
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- Me?
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- Yeah, you're over 18.
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You're awake.
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What can I get you?
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You know, they say
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the perfect drink
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can help you see the future
and help you erase your past.
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- The right drink has nothing to
prove.
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The right drink answers
questions before you even ask.
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You heard?
- Yeah, I heard!
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- You heard, but do you listen?
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Yes, I listen! My god, dad!
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The fucking Wastes are up
to their fucking eyeballs
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in the Wet Shit!
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And whether you like it or
not, in fucking 7 HRS's,
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so are we!
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You can't get away from
it, it's impossible!
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You heard that?
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- Yeah. I'm not deaf, AK.
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Here, sip this.
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Now, what does that drink tell
you?
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- That
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the impossible is just
something quitters made up
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to feel better about themselves.
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- Sentence and quitting rolls to
Rage.
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- I'll drink to that.
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- You'll drink to anything,
you're an alcoholic.
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- And I got that from you.
You're my father. So...
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- Doctor said not to drink!
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- Alright, hit me, what have we
got?
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- A'ight gather round.
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It's prophecy mode up in here,
bitch.
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Closer.
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Reading all this quack
makes my ass all tender, yo.
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Yo!
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This ain't the post-apocalypse.
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It's the post-POST-apocalypse.
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The Earf 187'd twice
cause of the Wet Shit.
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And if it 187's thrice-
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- Hashtag time's up.
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- Beliee' dat!
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- All right, so what's the
prophecy say?
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- Y'all pronouncing it wrong.
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The Quad-Force ain't no
prophesy,
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it's a proph-e-key.
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- What?
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- There is four pieces of the
Quad-Force.
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Balance,
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expeditiousness,
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aggression,
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and tempo.
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Combined, they unlock
the Fountain of 4Evz,
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where the Bloody Quatro flows.
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The booze of resurrection
itself that brings life and joy
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back to the un-lifed, yo.
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And it slumbers deep
down in the Zero Dark.
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In the post-post-POST-apocalypse
and shit.
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- Jesus-lou-esus.
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- But the Bloody Quatro you seek
slumbers
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in the Fountain of 4Evz
comes with its ass a price.
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Cause it's the very blood
of the Beat Massa X himself.
261
00:20:57,261 --> 00:20:59,611
CHAI-LATTAY told me a time
would come when I'd have to
262
00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:01,177
lay some knowledge on y'all.
263
00:21:02,091 --> 00:21:04,529
Now here I is ready to lay it.
264
00:21:06,226 --> 00:21:10,361
Your mother could also beat
through time,
265
00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:12,101
for she was Duckborne.
266
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,280
As are you, CHAI-TRO.
267
00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:18,804
- Duck what?
268
00:21:18,847 --> 00:21:21,285
- Duck Legend tells of a She-Ro
of time
269
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:22,982
known as the Duckborne.
270
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,201
- Okay.
271
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:28,204
- A warrior with the body of a
mortal
272
00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:30,555
and the blood and soul of a
duck,
273
00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:34,689
whose destiny is to help
187 the evil Beat Massa X
274
00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:36,952
once and for all, yo.
275
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,040
- What?
276
00:21:38,084 --> 00:21:40,260
- All right guys, look, lighten
up.
277
00:21:40,304 --> 00:21:42,088
Are you guys actually fucking
for real with this shit
278
00:21:42,131 --> 00:21:43,307
right now?
279
00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:44,830
- This shit's as real as it
gets, JTRO.
280
00:21:46,397 --> 00:21:48,312
It was your mother's duty
281
00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:51,880
to beat through time to this
world to defeat Beat Massa X.
282
00:21:53,534 --> 00:21:56,102
CHAI-LATTAY whooped his ass.
283
00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,147
Locked him up tight, threw away
the key.
284
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,325
The proph-e-key!
285
00:22:01,368 --> 00:22:05,416
- But your mother new
BMX would return, JTRO.
286
00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:09,855
As long as the Comet of
Dawn poisoned the Earf,
287
00:22:09,898 --> 00:22:11,073
the cycle continues.
288
00:22:12,858 --> 00:22:14,773
The Wet Shit covers the land
289
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:17,645
and Bloody Quatro begin to flow.
290
00:22:17,689 --> 00:22:22,694
Re-lifing his ass again
and again and again.
291
00:22:22,955 --> 00:22:24,783
- The fuck are we supposed to do
about it?
292
00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:26,872
- She said you'd know when the
time came.
293
00:22:28,134 --> 00:22:31,050
But them wheels of time is
rolling, JTRO.
294
00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:34,619
It's time we roll together.
295
00:22:41,452 --> 00:22:42,801
- Whoa.
296
00:22:42,844 --> 00:22:44,237
But, I mean, real talk.
297
00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:47,501
This shit's pretty bev, hey.
298
00:22:47,545 --> 00:22:50,765
- This shit is a full on duck
blur, yo.
299
00:22:50,809 --> 00:22:52,376
- Tell me about it.
300
00:22:52,419 --> 00:22:53,420
Now what?
301
00:22:54,378 --> 00:22:57,293
- Intruder, yo.
- Intruder, yo.
302
00:22:57,337 --> 00:23:00,209
Intruder, yo. Intruder, yo.
303
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,602
- We got company, Yo.
304
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,691
- Then I guess it's about
time we address the duck
305
00:23:03,735 --> 00:23:05,258
in the room.
306
00:23:21,492 --> 00:23:23,276
Who the fuck are you and
what the fuck do you think
307
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,582
you're doing in my town?
308
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:28,803
- I'm the weapon of mass
duck-struction, Mr. FP.
309
00:23:28,847 --> 00:23:30,631
So don't make my ass quack!
310
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,416
- What the duck?
311
00:23:32,459 --> 00:23:34,635
- I've come for the Duckborne.
312
00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:38,291
So toss her on over
and shit won't get wet.
313
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,075
- Come on over here and
I'll show you wet, asshole.
314
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,121
- 187, y'all, 187, y'all!
315
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:48,736
- There you go,
TRO-splaining my fucking ass.
316
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,216
Condescending cunt.
317
00:23:50,259 --> 00:23:52,784
- Don't you TRO me unless
you know me, motherfucker.
318
00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:54,220
Shit!
319
00:23:54,263 --> 00:23:55,351
- Calm-a-do.
320
00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:57,789
- This is calm-a-do.
321
00:23:57,832 --> 00:23:59,791
- Mo' fuckas love running they
mouths til some one shoves
322
00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,270
some dirt down they throats.
323
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,142
- Shut his fucking mouth!
324
00:24:03,185 --> 00:24:05,840
- The Duckborne or your town,
Mr. FP.
325
00:24:05,884 --> 00:24:06,928
Click, Click!
326
00:24:06,972 --> 00:24:08,147
What's it going to be?
327
00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,496
- Shoot his ass!
328
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:13,108
- Face down and wet or face up
and dry?
329
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,720
- Shoot his other eye, for
fuck's sake!
330
00:24:15,763 --> 00:24:18,374
- I ain't going to call all
fucking day.
331
00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:19,985
- You going to do something?
332
00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,334
Or am I going to have to
walk over there and make you
333
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,248
do something?
334
00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:23,684
- Bap, bap, bap, motherfucker!
335
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:25,512
- Fuck it. Let's bop.
336
00:24:25,556 --> 00:24:26,339
- A'ight.
337
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,254
Bang!
338
00:24:28,297 --> 00:24:29,516
Blap!
339
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,386
Toasty!
340
00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:31,213
- Dadzies!
341
00:24:31,257 --> 00:24:32,040
Sik!
342
00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:34,173
King Killa!
343
00:24:34,216 --> 00:24:35,261
De-LOOXE!
344
00:24:35,304 --> 00:24:36,523
- Whoooow!
345
00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:37,698
Hit a house!
346
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:39,744
- Fuck this!
347
00:24:42,964 --> 00:24:44,531
- I'll wait here.
348
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,371
- Yo, 187, yo!
349
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,633
Yeah!
350
00:25:01,069 --> 00:25:02,767
- Take that, duck-duck bitch!
351
00:25:02,810 --> 00:25:05,944
- What's a matter with
you, you duck fucker?
352
00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:07,380
- Fuck duck fucker!
353
00:25:09,077 --> 00:25:11,253
- Knock that motherfucker out!
354
00:25:11,297 --> 00:25:14,648
Put him in a body bag!
355
00:25:14,692 --> 00:25:16,258
- Now start quacking, duck face.
356
00:25:16,302 --> 00:25:17,695
- Come on!
357
00:25:17,738 --> 00:25:19,740
- What the fuck are you doing in
my town?
358
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:21,220
- You know.
359
00:25:21,263 --> 00:25:22,047
This.
360
00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:22,961
Click, Click!
361
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:25,833
- Dadzies!
362
00:25:33,624 --> 00:25:35,147
- You on the up and up?
363
00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:37,105
- Feel like I just got throat
fucked by a sledgehammer.
364
00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:38,280
- Dadzie!
365
00:25:38,324 --> 00:25:40,239
- Hey! I'll fuckin' shoot you!
366
00:25:40,282 --> 00:25:41,066
- Yo rentz!
367
00:25:41,109 --> 00:25:41,980
- No!
368
00:25:42,023 --> 00:25:44,330
You sloppy fucking drongo!
369
00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:45,940
- Dadzie!
370
00:25:45,984 --> 00:25:47,681
- Just go. I'll catch up.
371
00:25:50,379 --> 00:25:51,555
Fuck!
372
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,087
Shit!
373
00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:04,611
Yo rentz! Dadzies!
374
00:26:04,655 --> 00:26:05,743
Three,
375
00:26:05,786 --> 00:26:07,048
two,
376
00:26:07,092 --> 00:26:08,310
one,
377
00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:10,312
remix!
378
00:26:40,255 --> 00:26:41,474
Geez. What?
379
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,475
Where the fuck am I?
380
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:43,998
- Atop of me! Get off!
381
00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:45,217
- Geez, sorry.
382
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:46,914
Sorry, it's my first time
travel.
383
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:51,310
Where are they?
384
00:26:53,051 --> 00:26:54,705
- I don't understand.
385
00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:56,445
I was right behind them.
386
00:26:57,446 --> 00:26:58,926
- Okay, fine.
387
00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:01,407
All right, let's just focus
on what we know right now.
388
00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:05,063
Which I guess is fucking
nothing, right?
389
00:27:05,106 --> 00:27:06,717
- We need to calm-a-do.
390
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,761
Refresh-ifie.
391
00:27:09,241 --> 00:27:10,851
At least we have the Quad-Force.
392
00:27:12,461 --> 00:27:14,072
- Yeah, about that. Um...
393
00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:20,426
I think CHAI-TRO had it when
that WMD dude fucking took her.
394
00:27:20,469 --> 00:27:23,124
- So we've lost our
little CHAI and we've lost
395
00:27:23,168 --> 00:27:24,473
the Quad-Force.
396
00:27:29,174 --> 00:27:31,437
The future? Far out.
397
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,920
- JTRO, come-a-do.
- Okay.
398
00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:41,142
Are you okay?
399
00:27:41,186 --> 00:27:43,667
I didn't say anything.
400
00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,627
Is that CHAI-TRO's?
401
00:27:47,671 --> 00:27:50,499
- This way.
402
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,588
- Here we go again.
403
00:28:08,692 --> 00:28:11,042
♪ I stand alone
404
00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:16,090
♪ With my back to the wall
405
00:28:16,743 --> 00:28:18,702
♪ The road ahead
406
00:28:18,745 --> 00:28:23,707
♪ An endless journey
407
00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:26,884
♪ I've never known
408
00:28:26,927 --> 00:28:31,932
♪ How to answer the call
409
00:28:32,716 --> 00:28:34,718
♪ But no one else
410
00:28:34,761 --> 00:28:39,723
♪ Can do it for me
411
00:28:41,028 --> 00:28:44,902
♪ In this alternate reality
412
00:28:44,945 --> 00:28:48,819
♪ You can find me where I'm
meant to be ♪
413
00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:53,867
♪ Searching for a better future
tomorrow ♪
414
00:28:55,347 --> 00:28:58,480
♪ Tonight
415
00:28:58,524 --> 00:29:02,223
♪ Our destiny is calling me
416
00:29:02,267 --> 00:29:07,272
♪ I will lead us to the better
tomorrow ♪
417
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,841
♪ Tonight
418
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,382
What the fuck happened?
419
00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:33,602
They're all gone.
420
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:35,953
- We never came home.
421
00:29:59,411 --> 00:30:02,327
- Without CHAI-TRO, we can't
activate the remix again.
422
00:30:31,617 --> 00:30:34,446
BTRO's death wasn't your
fault.
423
00:30:34,489 --> 00:30:36,404
It was his.
424
00:30:36,448 --> 00:30:38,580
He wasn't expecting the
unexpected.
425
00:30:38,624 --> 00:30:42,758
But it sure as fuck
expected him, you heard?
426
00:30:42,802 --> 00:30:47,111
And now yo ass is here so you
won't make the same mistakes.
427
00:30:47,154 --> 00:30:49,461
In order to master
Beat-Beat, you gots to master
428
00:30:49,504 --> 00:30:52,116
the four rules of the B.E.A.T.
429
00:30:54,422 --> 00:30:56,076
Gots to keep your shit straight.
430
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,383
All evened out and dialed in to
the end
431
00:30:58,426 --> 00:31:01,386
no matter what slaps you
upside the cock-sucker.
432
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:06,521
Never ignorant and getting
goals accomplished.
433
00:31:08,828 --> 00:31:10,177
- Yo.
434
00:31:13,093 --> 00:31:13,964
Yo, JTRO.
435
00:31:15,443 --> 00:31:16,705
- Yo.
436
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,229
- So it's true.
437
00:31:18,272 --> 00:31:19,186
You lost her.
438
00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:20,318
- I didn't lose her.
439
00:31:20,361 --> 00:31:22,886
- Well, she ain't here. So...
440
00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:25,323
In fact,
441
00:31:26,933 --> 00:31:29,022
you ain't never brought
her around to see us.
442
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:31,285
- She wouldn't understand.
443
00:31:33,548 --> 00:31:34,593
I mean, you guys,
444
00:31:36,638 --> 00:31:38,466
everything we went through
together,
445
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,818
it was like another life.
446
00:31:42,862 --> 00:31:44,864
- It wasn't another
life, it was this life!
447
00:31:44,908 --> 00:31:46,605
And it still is, JTRO.
448
00:31:46,648 --> 00:31:48,433
- I don't know how to spit
this shit easy, A'ight,
449
00:31:48,476 --> 00:31:49,825
I'm just going to blast it.
450
00:31:51,001 --> 00:31:54,482
If you lose, little
CHAI-TRO, if you lose her,
451
00:31:56,745 --> 00:31:58,225
it's done.
452
00:31:58,269 --> 00:32:02,708
Everything is D-U-N, dun.
453
00:32:02,751 --> 00:32:04,057
- Forgetting who you was,
454
00:32:04,101 --> 00:32:05,493
forgetting who we was;
455
00:32:06,494 --> 00:32:08,627
that's what's made you weak,
dog.
456
00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:10,020
- Word!
457
00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:14,111
Yo, things only appear
impossible when you forget
458
00:32:14,154 --> 00:32:16,983
how you got here in the first
place, son.
459
00:32:17,027 --> 00:32:18,637
- That's some real shit, JTRO.
460
00:32:19,594 --> 00:32:21,466
- I don't know what to tell you
guys.
461
00:32:22,293 --> 00:32:23,424
I'm fucking old now.
462
00:32:26,732 --> 00:32:28,038
I'm not climbing anymore.
463
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,519
Just feels like I'm falling.
464
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,132
Waiting to hit the ground.
465
00:32:35,175 --> 00:32:36,960
- Falling is an accident.
466
00:32:37,003 --> 00:32:39,701
Getting back up, that's
a fucking choice, JTRO.
467
00:32:40,528 --> 00:32:41,703
- Balance,
468
00:32:41,747 --> 00:32:43,401
expeditiousness,
469
00:32:43,444 --> 00:32:44,489
aggression,
470
00:32:44,532 --> 00:32:45,620
tempo.
471
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:47,927
JTRO, that is what matters.
472
00:32:47,971 --> 00:32:49,668
Did you forget about that shit?
473
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:53,846
Forget about us?
474
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,804
- The only one you're going
to be beatin' off is yourself.
475
00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:57,154
Whatevz.
476
00:32:57,197 --> 00:32:59,286
I'm going to go save my fucking
daughter.
477
00:32:59,330 --> 00:33:01,462
I'm waking off. Peace.
478
00:33:08,992 --> 00:33:10,471
- You tink that worked?
479
00:33:10,515 --> 00:33:11,820
- Mmhmm.
480
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,039
- Still got it.
481
00:33:16,173 --> 00:33:17,348
- Tanks.
482
00:33:17,391 --> 00:33:18,218
- You're welcs.
483
00:33:19,089 --> 00:33:20,351
Any time, Sis-TRO.
484
00:33:25,095 --> 00:33:26,618
- Wow, she's bev.
485
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,188
- Legs go all the way to the
butt.
486
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,673
Yo!
487
00:33:41,111 --> 00:33:45,071
- Yo, if y'all peepin' this
shit, it means we're all froze.
488
00:33:45,115 --> 00:33:47,421
Stone sober as F.
489
00:33:47,465 --> 00:33:50,555
A tsunami of Wet Shit
is on the FP's doorstep.
490
00:33:51,991 --> 00:33:54,559
But it's all good cause
this is how the proph-e-key
491
00:33:54,602 --> 00:33:55,429
say it do.
492
00:33:57,431 --> 00:33:58,954
If my calculations is correct,
493
00:33:58,998 --> 00:34:00,347
by the time y'all see this shit,
494
00:34:00,391 --> 00:34:03,481
WMD and CHAI-TRO's nearing PMC
territory
495
00:34:03,524 --> 00:34:07,441
up north in the 242 where the
wet shit goes all cold, yo.
496
00:34:07,485 --> 00:34:10,617
If you find they ass, you'll
find the Fountain of 4Evz.
497
00:34:12,577 --> 00:34:14,840
Don't be fearing, JTRO.
498
00:34:14,883 --> 00:34:16,450
We all good here in the rewind.
499
00:34:16,494 --> 00:34:19,105
We just got to take a long
ass nap and sort our shit out
500
00:34:19,148 --> 00:34:20,889
till y'all wake us up.
501
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,369
See you soon, Ninj.
502
00:34:22,413 --> 00:34:24,023
Miss yo ass.
503
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:26,981
Shit!
504
00:34:27,026 --> 00:34:28,375
Peace, hologram.
505
00:34:28,419 --> 00:34:30,073
Shit!
506
00:34:38,168 --> 00:34:39,952
- Somethin's walk aboutin'.
507
00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,474
- What kind of somethin'?
508
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,695
Fuck me.
509
00:34:51,702 --> 00:34:52,530
Hey.
510
00:34:53,617 --> 00:34:55,097
Yo, you guys from around here?
511
00:35:11,679 --> 00:35:14,943
- Just so you know,
this is your faultzies.
512
00:35:15,944 --> 00:35:17,555
We should have runzied.
513
00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:19,426
Come on. It's not
my fault that shit's tough
514
00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:20,558
in the Zero Dark.
515
00:35:21,428 --> 00:35:22,908
- Calm-a-do.
516
00:35:22,951 --> 00:35:24,170
We'll figure it out.
517
00:35:25,128 --> 00:35:26,477
We always do.
518
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,087
What, you ain't fearing?
519
00:35:28,131 --> 00:35:29,784
- I ain't even half fearing.
520
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:31,612
And neither would the JTRO I
first met.
521
00:35:31,656 --> 00:35:34,267
- The JTRO you first met
didn't have so many miles
522
00:35:34,311 --> 00:35:35,790
not so carefully driven on him
either.
523
00:35:41,231 --> 00:35:42,232
To the death?
524
00:35:46,149 --> 00:35:47,150
- Excuse me?
525
00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:55,897
- So you half fearing now?
526
00:36:14,916 --> 00:36:17,528
- Good morning, Cranberry juice.
527
00:36:17,571 --> 00:36:20,226
- Don't you Cranberry juice me,
duck boy.
528
00:36:20,270 --> 00:36:23,403
- Duck man to you, home girl.
529
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,842
- What the Quad-Force?
530
00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,844
That shit's mine! Give me
backsies!
531
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,890
- Ain't giving you backsies
nothin'.
532
00:36:31,933 --> 00:36:32,760
Shit's mine.
533
00:36:32,804 --> 00:36:34,545
Fair and circle, boo-itch!
534
00:36:34,588 --> 00:36:37,156
And you tie me if you
knew it was real fair?
535
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,244
- And circle.
536
00:36:39,506 --> 00:36:42,030
- You're a weirdo. You know
that, right?
537
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,336
- I'm dope as fuck
538
00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:44,642
I do what I want.
539
00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:47,079
- I'm dope a fuck. I do what I
want!
540
00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,341
You're a weirdo.
541
00:36:48,385 --> 00:36:50,387
- You don't do shit.
You're tied up as fuck.
542
00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:51,736
I'm doing whatever the fuck I
want,
543
00:36:51,779 --> 00:36:53,303
when I want.
544
00:36:53,346 --> 00:36:54,826
- Cringe.
545
00:36:54,869 --> 00:36:57,307
What the fuck you doing
hauling my ass around all these
546
00:36:57,350 --> 00:36:59,613
mountains through all this cold
shit, hey?
547
00:36:59,657 --> 00:37:00,745
You got the Quad-Force.
548
00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:02,616
Do your thing.
549
00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:04,401
Peace the fuck off.
550
00:37:04,444 --> 00:37:06,403
- Cause this bullshit ass
shit don't do shit without
551
00:37:06,446 --> 00:37:09,101
your dumb Duckborne ass.
552
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:11,190
Only you can open the Fountain
of 4Evz.
553
00:37:11,234 --> 00:37:12,844
- Then give it.
554
00:37:12,887 --> 00:37:14,237
- Nah. I'm good.
555
00:37:15,847 --> 00:37:18,806
- How about you untie me and
we'll find out how good you is.
556
00:37:18,850 --> 00:37:22,288
One second with my paws
free and youse is dead.
557
00:37:22,332 --> 00:37:24,377
I'm the She-Ro of time, duck
head.
558
00:37:41,916 --> 00:37:44,441
- I can't even with all this.
559
00:37:44,484 --> 00:37:46,269
Where the fuck is my life right
now?
560
00:37:47,879 --> 00:37:51,056
- Just another step on a
never ending journey, JTRO.
561
00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:51,926
- Jesus.
562
00:37:52,927 --> 00:37:54,799
How did it come to this?
563
00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:57,280
- Why don't you look back every
once a-do?
564
00:37:57,323 --> 00:37:58,629
And memberz?
565
00:37:58,672 --> 00:37:59,499
- Remember what?
566
00:38:01,022 --> 00:38:03,416
It's not like my life ever
really made too much sense.
567
00:38:04,809 --> 00:38:08,073
I mean, the first what,
18 years of my life,
568
00:38:08,116 --> 00:38:10,945
I was just some dip-shit kid
who grew up on some dirt road
569
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:12,643
in the middle of nowhere.
570
00:38:12,686 --> 00:38:14,906
I didn't even know it
was the post-apocalypse.
571
00:38:14,949 --> 00:38:16,473
- Post-post-apocy.
572
00:38:16,516 --> 00:38:18,475
- Okay, yeah, exactly.
573
00:38:18,518 --> 00:38:19,606
And now look at me.
574
00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:22,087
What, I have magical powers,
575
00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:25,786
some time remixing
She-Ro of time daughter?
576
00:38:25,830 --> 00:38:29,224
And I'm what, trying to stop
some ancient Beat God tyrant
577
00:38:29,268 --> 00:38:31,575
from reawakening, who
wants to destroy the Earf
578
00:38:31,618 --> 00:38:32,445
in the future?
579
00:38:32,489 --> 00:38:33,968
- Okay.
580
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,971
We have a daughter and we're
trying to save the world.
581
00:38:38,146 --> 00:38:40,018
This is our story.
582
00:38:41,411 --> 00:38:43,021
And you don't even know half of
it.
583
00:38:43,064 --> 00:38:45,371
- Come on. What is that supposed
to mean?
584
00:38:45,415 --> 00:38:47,678
- Do you even know that
I'm from another planet?
585
00:38:47,721 --> 00:38:49,723
- Wait, what the fuck? You are?
586
00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:50,898
- Yes.
587
00:38:50,942 --> 00:38:52,813
It's part of what makes me me.
588
00:38:55,947 --> 00:38:57,296
- Okay, look, CHAI,
589
00:38:58,993 --> 00:39:01,518
I've always told you that
I fell for who you is.
590
00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,695
Whatever happened to us in our
past,
591
00:39:06,436 --> 00:39:07,306
it doesn't matter.
592
00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:09,961
- Well, it should.
593
00:39:12,006 --> 00:39:14,226
Cause that's how life works,
JTRO.
594
00:39:16,402 --> 00:39:19,405
It's a whole series of
whack-a-doo events that makes
595
00:39:19,449 --> 00:39:22,321
fuck all sense at the time
that somehow always lead us
596
00:39:22,365 --> 00:39:23,801
to today.
597
00:39:23,844 --> 00:39:27,631
And you reflect on the
experiences of those wack-a-doos
598
00:39:27,674 --> 00:39:29,372
so you can get to tomorrow.
599
00:39:30,938 --> 00:39:34,028
Or you can just ignore all that
shit
600
00:39:35,465 --> 00:39:38,859
and keep making the same
mistakes 4Evz.
601
00:39:40,818 --> 00:39:42,385
It's your choice.
602
00:40:22,642 --> 00:40:23,861
- Got any ideas?
603
00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:26,080
- If we don't beat off to the
death,
604
00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,647
they'll 187 us both.
605
00:40:28,605 --> 00:40:30,041
- Nobody dies today.
606
00:40:30,084 --> 00:40:30,911
- Then keep up.
607
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:35,133
Tres.
608
00:40:35,176 --> 00:40:36,526
Dos.
609
00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:38,353
Uno!
610
00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:40,834
Beat-Beat!
611
00:41:18,481 --> 00:41:20,004
So you got a plan?
612
00:41:20,047 --> 00:41:20,526
Or are we just going to sit
here and beat each other off
613
00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:21,527
all night?
614
00:41:21,571 --> 00:41:23,660
- I don't have time for that.
615
00:41:27,577 --> 00:41:28,534
- Hey, take it easy.
616
00:41:28,578 --> 00:41:29,709
- This is easy.
617
00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:31,189
- Okay, we really doing this
right now?
618
00:41:31,232 --> 00:41:32,407
Okay.
619
00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:36,847
Don't do this, CHAI.
620
00:41:36,890 --> 00:41:38,762
Don't make me pull out the trick
shit.
621
00:41:38,805 --> 00:41:40,241
- Please.
622
00:41:40,285 --> 00:41:41,504
You haven't pulled out the
trick shit in a whole pile
623
00:41:41,547 --> 00:41:43,027
of 365s.
624
00:41:51,731 --> 00:41:53,733
- What are you trying to prove?
We're too old for this shit.
625
00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:57,520
Enough of this too
old, blah, blah, blah, shite.
626
00:41:57,563 --> 00:41:59,130
I'm sick of it!
627
00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:06,529
Remember who you is and
youse can do anything.
628
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:10,315
I know why youse is afraid of
chattin' about the past, JTRO.
629
00:42:10,358 --> 00:42:13,579
Because it reminds you
how much time has passed
630
00:42:13,623 --> 00:42:15,973
and how little you think we have
left.
631
00:42:16,016 --> 00:42:18,715
But pretending to be who you
ain't
632
00:42:18,758 --> 00:42:20,455
is what makes you old JTRO.
633
00:42:23,633 --> 00:42:25,896
Beat-Beat is in our blood, yo.
634
00:42:25,939 --> 00:42:27,550
It always has been.
635
00:42:27,593 --> 00:42:29,552
It always will be.
636
00:42:29,595 --> 00:42:32,859
So stop letting time
tell you you're D-U-N.
637
00:42:32,903 --> 00:42:35,819
You tell time when you're D-U-N
with it.
638
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,781
Now let's go hundo P, JTRO.
639
00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:42,826
To the end.
640
00:42:42,869 --> 00:42:43,696
A'ight?
641
00:43:05,588 --> 00:43:07,764
Chill.
642
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:31,788
- Mi familia!
643
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,356
You've finally come.
644
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,099
I'll drink to that.
645
00:43:44,104 --> 00:43:47,194
I'm sorry about all that
beat off to the death stuff.
646
00:43:48,282 --> 00:43:51,242
But we can't just be letting
any assholes in here, ya know?
647
00:43:58,684 --> 00:44:03,646
- These 242 Pine Mutant Ninjas
are the last of humanity.
648
00:44:03,950 --> 00:44:06,605
Mutated from the Wet Shit.
649
00:44:06,649 --> 00:44:10,740
Evolved to live out here in the
Zero Dark.
650
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,353
Lots changed since your time,
JTRO.
651
00:44:15,396 --> 00:44:18,225
But, NITRO said you'd come.
652
00:44:19,749 --> 00:44:22,229
- All right, how the
fuck are you still like-
653
00:44:22,273 --> 00:44:24,579
- What? Alive?
654
00:44:24,623 --> 00:44:25,668
- Yeah, duh.
655
00:44:27,452 --> 00:44:30,324
- NITRO brewed me up one of
his hibernation cocktails.
656
00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:33,458
I woke up 100 whatevz
years later in a cave
657
00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:34,502
on the outside of town.
658
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:36,635
When I emerged,
659
00:44:36,679 --> 00:44:39,116
I was surrounded by all
these fucking weirdos.
660
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:43,033
I napped my ass all
the way into the future
661
00:44:43,990 --> 00:44:46,601
to help you guys find the
Fountains of
662
00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:48,603
who gives a shit for NITRO.
663
00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:50,518
- All right, so where the fuck
is it then?
664
00:44:50,562 --> 00:44:51,955
- Okay.
665
00:44:51,998 --> 00:44:56,089
It lies high a-top the
highest peak of Mount Bitch.
666
00:44:56,133 --> 00:44:58,439
Deep within the Massa Pad.
667
00:44:58,483 --> 00:45:00,877
Invisy's to any but the
Duckborne,
668
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,531
blah, blah, blah.
669
00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:04,489
You know the legend.
670
00:45:04,532 --> 00:45:06,839
Look, LSS ,
671
00:45:06,883 --> 00:45:10,451
the only way to unlock the Massa
Pad is.
672
00:45:10,495 --> 00:45:11,714
- The Quad-Force.
673
00:45:13,106 --> 00:45:14,194
- Yes.
674
00:45:14,238 --> 00:45:16,936
Which you've lost.
675
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,503
- Misplaced. Take it easy.
676
00:45:19,373 --> 00:45:20,635
- Well, whatevz.
677
00:45:20,679 --> 00:45:23,377
Luckily, I had a couple
people that spotted your
678
00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:26,511
duck homeboy and a young
lady, which I can only presume
679
00:45:26,554 --> 00:45:30,689
is my niece, hiking up the
summit just a few HRS's ago.
680
00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:32,169
- For realzies?
681
00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:34,867
So drink up
682
00:45:34,911 --> 00:45:37,565
before the hot shit comes.
683
00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:39,916
I shall show you the way.
684
00:45:46,096 --> 00:45:47,488
- Is we there yet?
685
00:45:47,532 --> 00:45:48,359
- No.
686
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:51,057
- Is we there yet?
687
00:45:51,101 --> 00:45:52,406
- No, goddammit!
688
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:53,668
Shut the fuck up!
689
00:45:53,712 --> 00:45:54,974
- Give some ansies!
690
00:45:55,018 --> 00:45:56,671
- What kind of ansies?
691
00:45:56,715 --> 00:45:59,109
I don't know, how
about who the fuck is you
692
00:45:59,152 --> 00:46:02,852
and why the F-U-K is you
do-sing and all this shit?
693
00:46:02,895 --> 00:46:05,332
- A'ight. But shut your
chex guzzler, cause I only
694
00:46:05,376 --> 00:46:06,986
be spittin' this shit once,
okay?
695
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:07,857
You heard?
696
00:46:09,075 --> 00:46:11,077
The Duckborne that came before
your ass.
697
00:46:11,121 --> 00:46:12,470
- Gramma-LATTAY?
698
00:46:12,513 --> 00:46:16,604
- I'm monologueing,
motherfucker! Shut it, okay!
699
00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:21,653
Anyways, your Gramma imprisoned
my Massa's Massa, BMX.
700
00:46:22,567 --> 00:46:25,091
My Massa's mission was
to find the Quad-Force
701
00:46:25,135 --> 00:46:27,137
and to wake my grand Massa up.
702
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:30,967
But you and yo rentz slit my
pops ass
703
00:46:31,010 --> 00:46:33,621
and now all this shit's up to me
and shit.
704
00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:35,623
- L DUBBA E was your pops?
705
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:38,017
- He raised my ass. Call it
whatevz.
706
00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:40,890
And now we're hitting
up the Fountain of 4Evz.
707
00:46:40,933 --> 00:46:43,109
When my Grand Massa's icy cold
ass
708
00:46:43,153 --> 00:46:46,069
harvests the Bloody Quatro
and ages it the perfection
709
00:46:46,112 --> 00:46:47,635
while he sleeps.
710
00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:48,811
- Hold up.
711
00:46:48,854 --> 00:46:50,551
Bloody Quatro?
712
00:46:50,595 --> 00:46:52,815
- Magic booze that can re-life
anything!
713
00:46:52,858 --> 00:46:54,773
Pay attention, dummy!
714
00:46:54,817 --> 00:46:56,862
Jesus.
- Fuck you
715
00:46:56,906 --> 00:46:59,299
and your magic booze boo shit.
716
00:46:59,343 --> 00:47:01,954
What's with all this TLDR, hey?
717
00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:03,477
You ain't Duckborne.
718
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:04,914
I is.
719
00:47:04,957 --> 00:47:07,525
So why's your posing ass
wearing all that duck shit?
720
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,442
And flashing it all over town?
721
00:47:13,836 --> 00:47:16,403
- Because my Massa fucked up,
a'ight?
722
00:47:16,447 --> 00:47:17,883
He took the wrong kid.
723
00:47:18,884 --> 00:47:20,930
You was the Duckborne.
724
00:47:20,973 --> 00:47:23,976
The She-Ro of time boo-shit, not
me.
725
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:24,847
- Hold up!
726
00:47:24,890 --> 00:47:27,284
Don't try and gazzump me.
727
00:47:27,327 --> 00:47:29,286
What's under that stupid helmet?
728
00:47:29,329 --> 00:47:31,418
I know that ain't a real mug,
dummy.
729
00:47:32,419 --> 00:47:36,162
- The beats is strong
as F-U-K with my fam.
730
00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:38,861
With my mum,
731
00:47:40,688 --> 00:47:41,907
my pops,
732
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:44,301
with me.
733
00:47:47,173 --> 00:47:48,914
And with my sis.
734
00:47:51,090 --> 00:47:54,224
- What the H-E dubba L?
735
00:48:00,621 --> 00:48:01,535
Bro?
736
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,374
- So we getting close or what?
737
00:48:14,418 --> 00:48:17,900
- When the twinkies fade
and the hot shit comes,
738
00:48:17,943 --> 00:48:19,727
the Duckborne will be shown the
way.
739
00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:24,863
- You're so boring!
- For fucks sake.
740
00:48:24,907 --> 00:48:27,126
- What do want me to do?
741
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:28,649
- Do your shit.
742
00:48:28,693 --> 00:48:30,825
- I don't know what the fuck to
do.
743
00:48:30,869 --> 00:48:31,914
- Figure it out.
744
00:48:38,007 --> 00:48:40,400
Easy duckets.
745
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:56,112
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.
746
00:49:14,521 --> 00:49:15,435
- Let's go!
747
00:49:19,048 --> 00:49:20,266
- Yo, duck head,
748
00:49:20,310 --> 00:49:21,659
end of the line.
749
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,190
- Momzies!
750
00:49:36,979 --> 00:49:41,070
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. You're not D-U-N yet.
751
00:49:41,113 --> 00:49:44,029
It's not time. You're not D-U-N
yet.
752
00:49:44,073 --> 00:49:45,857
- Is she a breather?
753
00:49:48,599 --> 00:49:49,600
- I don't know.
754
00:49:49,643 --> 00:49:50,905
Kinda.
- Kinda?
755
00:49:51,732 --> 00:49:53,865
- I mean, I took one of those
blasts once.
756
00:49:55,736 --> 00:49:56,999
I did okay.
757
00:49:57,042 --> 00:49:59,001
- Barely. And your her size
times two.
758
00:50:00,002 --> 00:50:00,959
- What happened? What'd I miss?
759
00:50:02,221 --> 00:50:03,440
One of those days?
760
00:50:05,398 --> 00:50:07,531
Look guys, I don't know
how to sugar coat this,
761
00:50:09,576 --> 00:50:11,404
she looks really fucked up right
now.
762
00:50:14,451 --> 00:50:16,018
- What the fuck are we going to
do?
763
00:50:17,323 --> 00:50:18,933
- The Fountain of 4Evz.
764
00:50:18,977 --> 00:50:20,848
It's the only way to re-life
her.
765
00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:22,372
But you better go going
fast because she needs
766
00:50:22,415 --> 00:50:23,416
Bloody Quatro now.
767
00:50:25,984 --> 00:50:27,681
- You're the She-Ro of time,
right?
768
00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:30,728
- Yeah.
769
00:50:32,556 --> 00:50:34,645
Hundo P, that's me.
770
00:50:34,688 --> 00:50:36,342
- Then let's go fucking prove
it.
771
00:50:40,564 --> 00:50:41,913
- Guess I'll stay here.
772
00:51:24,912 --> 00:51:27,393
- Hold your horses, dick head.
773
00:51:27,437 --> 00:51:29,308
- What are you waitin' for,
motherfucker?
774
00:51:43,627 --> 00:51:44,976
- Yo.
775
00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:46,412
Dad-TRO.
776
00:51:46,456 --> 00:51:47,892
- Dad-TRO?
777
00:51:47,935 --> 00:51:49,676
What do you mean Dad-TRO?
778
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,635
- He's my bro.
779
00:51:51,678 --> 00:51:52,984
- The fuck are you talking
about?
780
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:54,551
- He's got an eye patch.
781
00:51:54,594 --> 00:51:56,944
- So what? A lot of people
wearing eye patches these days.
782
00:51:56,988 --> 00:51:59,686
- No one has eye patches
but TROS and you know it.
783
00:52:03,168 --> 00:52:06,084
Sure he's got a lot of Waste
miles on him or whatevz.
784
00:52:06,128 --> 00:52:06,911
- Fuck you!
785
00:52:06,954 --> 00:52:08,042
- But it's him.
786
00:52:08,086 --> 00:52:09,043
Fuck you.
787
00:52:12,177 --> 00:52:13,047
- JR-TRO?
788
00:52:16,007 --> 00:52:18,183
The mother F'n fuck, man, you
died.
789
00:52:18,227 --> 00:52:19,358
- Yeah, past tense and shit.
790
00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:21,143
- Yeah, what kind of and shit?
791
00:52:22,144 --> 00:52:24,146
- Let me just hit you with some
BP's.
792
00:52:28,237 --> 00:52:30,500
L DUBBA E found my ass.
793
00:52:31,805 --> 00:52:33,503
Gave me a 2.0 at life.
794
00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:36,723
He raised me and shit.
795
00:52:38,508 --> 00:52:40,727
And we dreamed of a day,
796
00:52:40,771 --> 00:52:42,990
a day where we'd free our Grand
Massa
797
00:52:43,991 --> 00:52:46,733
from the cage cast upon his ass
798
00:52:46,777 --> 00:52:49,127
by the ducks and the CHAIS!
799
00:52:50,911 --> 00:52:52,696
And together,
800
00:52:52,739 --> 00:52:55,612
we'd escape all that and
we'd escape all that boo-shit
801
00:52:55,655 --> 00:52:59,790
and we'd rule the whole wide
Earf 4Evz.
802
00:53:01,270 --> 00:53:04,229
But you all took that dream
when you gave my Massa
803
00:53:04,273 --> 00:53:05,752
a dirt nap.
804
00:53:05,796 --> 00:53:10,235
So here I is, dose'n what
I can with what I gots.
805
00:53:10,279 --> 00:53:11,845
- What?
806
00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:13,151
What are you doing all this
shit for that fucking ice cube
807
00:53:13,195 --> 00:53:14,674
over there, man?
808
00:53:14,718 --> 00:53:18,896
- Because that ice cube over
there gave me everything!
809
00:53:18,939 --> 00:53:23,683
His blood gave my ass what
neither you or mom-CHAI could.
810
00:53:24,597 --> 00:53:25,424
Life.
811
00:53:27,034 --> 00:53:29,689
- We did the best we
could with what we had.
812
00:53:29,733 --> 00:53:33,693
Yeah, the road to Rage
is paved with good intentions,
813
00:53:33,737 --> 00:53:34,564
ain'ts it?
814
00:53:34,607 --> 00:53:35,652
- Don't you give that shit!
815
00:53:37,001 --> 00:53:39,699
If we had access to
magical god booze blood
816
00:53:39,743 --> 00:53:42,136
from another world, don't
you think we would've used
817
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:43,007
it on you?
818
00:53:45,357 --> 00:53:46,750
You're my fucking son.
819
00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:51,972
- Bio-son.
820
00:53:53,322 --> 00:53:54,932
Nothin' more.
821
00:53:54,975 --> 00:53:55,846
Click, Click!
822
00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:57,978
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew!
823
00:53:58,022 --> 00:54:00,024
Freakin' blap
blap blap blap blap!
824
00:54:02,461 --> 00:54:05,116
A'ight. Fuck it. Do you're
thing.
825
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,249
I got some resurrectin' to get
did.
826
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,430
I'm about to bust a
fuckin' duck up in here.
827
00:54:20,827 --> 00:54:23,482
Launch Beat
Massa reanimation sequence
828
00:54:23,526 --> 00:54:27,486
Initiating. Initiated.
829
00:54:34,450 --> 00:54:36,190
- All right, I got an idea.
830
00:54:36,234 --> 00:54:37,627
- Spill it.
831
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,892
- My fingers are fast as shit!
832
00:54:41,935 --> 00:54:44,547
- There comes a very important
time in every adult's life
833
00:54:44,590 --> 00:54:47,463
when you need to kick the
living shit out of your sibling.
834
00:54:48,638 --> 00:54:50,074
Today's that day, CHAI-TRO.
835
00:54:50,117 --> 00:54:51,162
- So down.
836
00:54:52,424 --> 00:54:55,035
I'm sick of listening to that
poser quack.
837
00:54:55,079 --> 00:54:57,473
- Check it out Ninjas, I'm
ghost-typin'!
838
00:54:57,516 --> 00:54:59,257
- But what are you going to do,
hey?
839
00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:06,438
- I'm going to do what I do
best.
840
00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:08,266
I'm going to Beat-Beat this
shit right again and send that
841
00:55:08,310 --> 00:55:11,051
fuckin' ice cube packing back
to wherever it came from.
842
00:55:12,183 --> 00:55:13,010
Let's rock.
843
00:55:21,279 --> 00:55:22,628
- Yeah.
844
00:55:22,672 --> 00:55:25,283
Beat Massa
reanimation sequence 21%.
845
00:55:25,327 --> 00:55:26,153
22%.
846
00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:29,766
That's it!
847
00:55:29,809 --> 00:55:31,942
I ain't playing no more!
848
00:55:44,955 --> 00:55:47,392
I got one too.
849
00:55:47,436 --> 00:55:49,133
Let's splash, ninja!
850
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,659
- Let's get wet, bitch.
851
00:55:53,703 --> 00:55:56,227
Enter destination.
852
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:57,228
- All right, mom.
853
00:55:58,316 --> 00:55:59,709
I hope this is what you meant.
854
00:55:59,752 --> 00:56:02,015
Destination,
the Far As Fuk System
855
00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:03,756
in the Woke Galaxy.
856
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,236
Received.
857
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,586
Eng'yon power up required.
858
00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:10,241
- How the fuck do I power up the
Eng'yon?
859
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:12,243
Excusez-moi. I has
a name.
860
00:56:13,853 --> 00:56:16,856
- Okay, computer, what's
your fuckin' name?
861
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,598
Monsieur
Computer.
862
00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:22,558
- Okay, Monsieur
Computer, how do I fire up
863
00:56:22,601 --> 00:56:24,342
the fucking Eng'yon?
864
00:56:24,386 --> 00:56:26,649
- Authentication level three.
865
00:56:26,692 --> 00:56:29,216
300 le-git combo required.
866
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,262
- Are you fucking kidding me?
867
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,307
- Omega fist mode.
868
00:56:33,351 --> 00:56:34,396
Three,
869
00:56:34,439 --> 00:56:35,397
two,
870
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,920
one,
871
00:56:36,963 --> 00:56:37,790
Beat-Fist!
872
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:40,532
- Fuck me.
873
00:56:57,506 --> 00:57:00,900
- There ain't no joy in
beating the same ass twice,
874
00:57:00,944 --> 00:57:01,814
is there?
875
00:57:01,858 --> 00:57:03,120
- Couldn't tell ya.
876
00:57:03,163 --> 00:57:05,601
I usually just beat ass
right the first time.
877
00:57:06,776 --> 00:57:10,649
- I beat your ass in the ground
the first round, homegirl.
878
00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:12,346
- Are you going to do something?
879
00:57:12,390 --> 00:57:14,131
Or am I going to have to
come over there ane make you
880
00:57:14,174 --> 00:57:16,438
do something, cunt boy?
881
00:57:16,481 --> 00:57:19,441
- No one calls moi a cunt boy!
882
00:57:21,094 --> 00:57:22,705
Check this shit out!
883
00:57:29,668 --> 00:57:31,757
Axe-ellent!
884
00:57:35,108 --> 00:57:35,935
Axe-pert!
885
00:57:39,983 --> 00:57:40,897
Axe-kicker!
886
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:45,815
Axe-ceptional!
887
00:57:50,863 --> 00:57:51,864
Axe-plosion!
888
00:58:13,582 --> 00:58:14,583
Kiss my axe!
889
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:20,806
Turbo bitch bash!
890
00:58:20,850 --> 00:58:22,591
- Check this shit out!
891
00:58:22,634 --> 00:58:25,028
Omega-axe mode!
892
00:58:25,071 --> 00:58:27,944
Crit! Mad crits! Critzilla!
893
00:58:27,987 --> 00:58:28,988
Yo, kick it!
894
00:58:44,787 --> 00:58:46,832
- Authentication level three.
895
00:58:46,876 --> 00:58:49,574
Authentic-a-tiy-ated.
896
00:58:49,618 --> 00:58:51,576
Eng'yon power up.
897
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,230
Powering up.
898
00:58:53,273 --> 00:58:56,799
Launch sequence to the Far As
Fuk System in the Woke Galaxy
899
00:58:56,842 --> 00:58:58,714
initiated.
900
00:58:58,757 --> 00:59:01,673
60 S's until launch.
901
00:59:01,717 --> 00:59:03,196
59,
902
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,633
58,
903
00:59:04,676 --> 00:59:06,504
57,
904
00:59:06,548 --> 00:59:07,374
56.
905
00:59:08,506 --> 00:59:10,943
- Two CHAIs with the same
Beat-Gat.
906
00:59:12,641 --> 00:59:14,207
What is the odds?
907
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:16,514
- There's something dad never
got a chance to teach you
908
00:59:16,558 --> 00:59:17,950
when you was a little bloke.
909
00:59:17,994 --> 00:59:19,430
- Save it, Sis-TRO!
910
00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,040
- Winning ain't about strength.
911
00:59:29,701 --> 00:59:33,618
It's about patience and
commitment, duck head.
912
00:59:33,662 --> 00:59:34,488
- Whoa!
913
00:59:37,579 --> 00:59:40,407
No, right in the fuckin'
duck!
914
00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:41,495
My duck...
915
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:45,630
Jesus fuckin' duckin' Christ!
916
00:59:45,674 --> 00:59:46,718
- Whatevz.
917
00:59:46,762 --> 00:59:48,807
Bitch
axe-executed.
918
00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:54,770
30
S's remaining until launch.
919
00:59:54,813 --> 00:59:56,293
29,
920
00:59:56,336 --> 00:59:57,903
28,
921
00:59:57,947 --> 00:59:59,035
27.
922
00:59:59,078 --> 01:00:00,210
- Hey, come on. Let's go.
923
01:00:00,253 --> 01:00:03,082
- But this whole place is gonna
blow.
924
01:00:08,044 --> 01:00:10,220
He's still my bro.
925
01:00:10,263 --> 01:00:11,482
- You're a fuckin' idiot.
926
01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:13,223
- That's not your bro.
927
01:00:13,266 --> 01:00:14,354
That's just some asshole
that looks like you.
928
01:00:14,398 --> 01:00:15,225
Come on!
929
01:00:16,356 --> 01:00:17,619
Look, CHAI-TRO, I get it.
930
01:00:19,098 --> 01:00:20,839
Okay, look at me and your uncle
AK.
931
01:00:25,757 --> 01:00:26,802
- This isn't goodbye.
932
01:00:30,066 --> 01:00:31,458
It's just fuck you for now.
933
01:00:34,723 --> 01:00:35,724
Let's roll.
934
01:00:37,203 --> 01:00:40,163
15
S's remaining until launch.
935
01:00:40,206 --> 01:00:41,599
14,
936
01:00:41,643 --> 01:00:43,035
13.
937
01:00:43,079 --> 01:00:44,689
Shit, we got to go.
938
01:00:45,864 --> 01:00:46,996
Have a nice trip.
939
01:00:47,039 --> 01:00:49,041
See you next fall,
motherfuckers.
940
01:00:49,085 --> 01:00:50,956
Let's roll. H'Yah!
941
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,479
- Six,
942
01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:53,829
five,
943
01:00:53,872 --> 01:00:55,047
four,
944
01:00:55,091 --> 01:00:56,396
three,
945
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,746
two,
946
01:00:57,789 --> 01:00:59,138
one,
947
01:00:59,182 --> 01:01:00,009
zero.
948
01:01:01,619 --> 01:01:02,446
Adieu.
949
01:01:04,535 --> 01:01:06,363
- And you can cut all your hair
off.
950
01:01:06,406 --> 01:01:07,669
But you're still the same
951
01:01:08,539 --> 01:01:10,715
disappointed person that you
always were,
952
01:01:10,759 --> 01:01:12,935
you know what I mean?
953
01:01:14,893 --> 01:01:15,720
Holy shit!
954
01:01:20,856 --> 01:01:22,727
What the fuck?
955
01:01:22,771 --> 01:01:23,946
What the fuck?!
956
01:01:37,699 --> 01:01:39,744
That Massa Pad's a fuckin'
spaceship?
957
01:01:39,788 --> 01:01:42,007
Did you get the shit?
- Yeah, we got the shit.
958
01:01:53,758 --> 01:01:56,413
- What the H just happened?
959
01:01:56,456 --> 01:01:59,677
- I wasn't D-U-N yet.
960
01:01:59,721 --> 01:02:01,026
- Neither was I.
961
01:02:06,728 --> 01:02:07,816
- Finally.
962
01:02:07,859 --> 01:02:09,034
Feel like I've been waitin' for
hours.
963
01:02:11,820 --> 01:02:14,779
- Well done, my JTRO.
964
01:02:14,823 --> 01:02:17,739
Though we will never physically
meet,
965
01:02:17,782 --> 01:02:21,960
our pathzies have been evz
interconnected.
966
01:02:22,004 --> 01:02:26,704
The sacra-F's we all made
led you to right here.
967
01:02:26,748 --> 01:02:27,749
Right now.
968
01:02:29,402 --> 01:02:33,145
This may not be the last time
your abilities are called upon
969
01:02:33,189 --> 01:02:35,278
to save your peeps.
970
01:02:39,586 --> 01:02:44,461
This HRS of peace may not last.
971
01:02:44,504 --> 01:02:47,507
But that does not mean
you should jack yourself
972
01:02:47,551 --> 01:02:50,249
of enjoying this mome-y-do
you've earned.
973
01:02:57,256 --> 01:03:00,782
The day's come for you
to re-mem and re-flek
974
01:03:00,825 --> 01:03:03,697
on all the shit you've gone
through.
975
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:05,961
All the faily-dos,
976
01:03:07,005 --> 01:03:08,441
all the victories,
977
01:03:09,312 --> 01:03:13,838
all the experiencies that
have led you to right heres,
978
01:03:14,752 --> 01:03:16,667
right nows.
979
01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:19,061
And you'll refreshifie
980
01:03:19,104 --> 01:03:24,066
knowing you've finally solved
the riddle of RE-NINJ, JTRO.
981
01:03:25,415 --> 01:03:28,853
When your Rage is Extinguished,
982
01:03:28,897 --> 01:03:33,815
Nothing's Impossible on
this Neverending Journey.
983
01:03:33,858 --> 01:03:38,036
Where booze will no longer be
a necessity, but a pleasure.
984
01:03:39,646 --> 01:03:43,912
And yes, everything will change.
985
01:03:43,955 --> 01:03:47,698
But y'all's future is
finally y'all's to make
986
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:49,743
wherevz you choose.
987
01:03:51,484 --> 01:03:54,487
The FP isn't a place, my TRO.
988
01:03:55,445 --> 01:03:57,534
It's a fam.
989
01:03:57,577 --> 01:04:01,059
And no matter what
happens or wherevz you go,
990
01:04:01,930 --> 01:04:03,018
the FP,
991
01:04:04,323 --> 01:04:06,848
FP is 4Evz.
992
01:04:33,831 --> 01:04:36,703
♪ I have lived your life
993
01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:39,663
♪ Full of possibilities
994
01:04:39,706 --> 01:04:42,448
♪ I left my love behind
995
01:04:42,492 --> 01:04:45,625
♪ I got the past in front of me ♪
996
01:04:45,669 --> 01:04:48,846
♪ I see it in your eyes
997
01:04:48,890 --> 01:04:51,805
♪ You are your own enemy
998
01:04:51,849 --> 01:04:54,678
♪ This is your time
999
01:04:54,721 --> 01:04:57,855
♪ Come on and meet your destiny ♪
1000
01:04:57,899 --> 01:05:00,640
♪ No guts, no glory
1001
01:05:00,684 --> 01:05:03,774
♪ This is still your fight
1002
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:06,559
♪ Baby hear my promise
1003
01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:09,780
♪ It's gonna be all right
1004
01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:12,783
♪ You can face the future
1005
01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:17,831
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1006
01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:24,708
♪ When the action calls
1007
01:05:24,751 --> 01:05:27,580
♪ Take your fears and bury them ♪
1008
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:30,627
♪ Cause when you take that fall ♪
1009
01:05:30,670 --> 01:05:33,760
♪ You gotta get back up again
1010
01:05:33,804 --> 01:05:36,720
♪ Back against the wall
1011
01:05:36,763 --> 01:05:39,723
♪ And the world is crumbling
1012
01:05:39,766 --> 01:05:42,639
♪ You're not alone
1013
01:05:42,682 --> 01:05:45,772
♪ This is the day of reckoning
1014
01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:48,601
♪ No guts, no glory
1015
01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:51,735
♪ This is still your fight
1016
01:05:51,778 --> 01:05:54,564
♪ Baby hear my promise
1017
01:05:54,607 --> 01:05:57,784
♪ It's gonna be all right
1018
01:05:57,828 --> 01:06:00,657
♪ You can face the future
1019
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:05,357
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1020
01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:08,464
♪ I see it in your eyes
1021
01:07:08,507 --> 01:07:11,510
♪ You are your own enemy
1022
01:07:11,554 --> 01:07:14,296
♪ This is your time
1023
01:07:14,339 --> 01:07:19,344
♪ Come on and meet your destiny ♪
1024
01:07:23,609 --> 01:07:26,351
♪ No guts, no glory
1025
01:07:26,395 --> 01:07:29,354
♪ This is still your fight
1026
01:07:29,398 --> 01:07:32,314
♪ Baby hear my promise
1027
01:07:32,357 --> 01:07:35,534
♪ It's gonna be all right
1028
01:07:35,578 --> 01:07:38,407
♪ Rewrite your story
1029
01:07:38,450 --> 01:07:41,410
♪ Take back what's right
1030
01:07:41,453 --> 01:07:44,369
♪ You you see the answer
1031
01:07:44,413 --> 01:07:47,546
♪ You got it in your sight
1032
01:07:47,590 --> 01:07:50,332
♪ No guts, no glory
1033
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:53,378
♪ This is still your fight
1034
01:07:53,422 --> 01:07:56,294
♪ Baby hear my promise
1035
01:07:56,338 --> 01:07:59,471
♪ It's gonna be all right
1036
01:07:59,515 --> 01:08:02,431
♪ You can face the future
1037
01:08:02,474 --> 01:08:07,131
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
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