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At the age of five and already
a highly unusual person,
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buckaroo banzai makes
a movie of his own tiny feet.
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Location is the American
southwest, the year 1954.
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Young buckaroo finds
himself in the company
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of an eccentric group of
particle physicists,
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headed by Maverick professor,
toichi okida,
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seen here taking the camera
from the precocious child
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and scooting him over
to his parents,
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Dr. masada banzai, preeminent
Japanese quantum theorist,
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and Dr. Sandra banzai, Texas-born
pioneer in negative mass propulsion.
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In honour to the great
American west, it is Dr. banzai
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who insists that his son bear the
unlikely given name of buckaroo,
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a tribute to his adopted homeland.
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Thus the boy celebrates his fifth birthday,
at a most deceptively peaceful time,
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as the advent of
Soviet nuclear capability
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ushers in a dangerous new
phase of the cold war,
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buckaroo seems content to enjoy
what all children most require:
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A pair of loving parents.
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Electro-magnetic particle
acceleration.
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In 1954, a highly unpredictable
phenomenon.
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Professor akida, encouraged by
president eisenhower,
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assembles a team of crack scientists
at the Texas school of minds.
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Their daring objective: To prove
that man can indeed
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pass unharmed through solid matter.
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Dr banzai is joined in the cockpit
of his highly theoretical
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and virtually home-made gravity catapult,
by the fastest man on earth,
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British racecar driver
George Campbell.
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But it is not speed alone
that will do the job today.
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This is the secret ingredient: A radically
redesigned oscillation overthruster.
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Buckaroo, understanding little
of what his parents are doing,
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becomes an eyewitness to history.
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A sudden precipitious rise in cabin
pressure signals the beginning of the end.
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The origins of this mysterious malfunction
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are later trace to a crude incendiary
device, planted under Dr. banzai's seat.
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By none other than the infamous
Hanoi xan.
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Having trouble
verifying mass acceleration.
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Team banzai rotational supervisor,
please confirm.
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I want an
electromagnetic fuel reading.
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We are t minus seven zero and holding.
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Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck.
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Can we have a photographic
printout to the bunker?
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T minus six zero
three and holding.
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Phaser positive.
Latch compressor.
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Multistage
axial compressor... latched.
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Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs.
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Commence pullback to
the launch sequence. Clear the launch.
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Specific density is 2.5. Over.
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You're kidding. He's still at the hospital?
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Banzai hasn't showed yet, mr secretary.
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Looks like he's got cold feet.
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Well, better go see what's
keeping the boss, Reno.
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Why me?
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Cos I'm busy.
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May I have the curved yasargil?
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It's not here, dr banzai.
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Ah, let me have the straight one then.
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This is where it looked like a problem.
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I wanted to sacrifice the precentral
vein in order to get some exposure.
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Because of his normal variation,
I got excited and didn't know
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if it was the precentral vein or an
internal vein or the vein of galen
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or the basilar vein of rosenthal,
so I was ready to say "let's get out".
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See, you can check
your anatomy all you want,
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and even though there
may be normal variation,
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this far inside the head,
it all looks the same.
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Don't tug on that. You never know
what it might be attached to.
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This is control.
02 vents are closed. Looks good.
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Dr banzai is using the laser
to vaporise a pineal tumour
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without damaging
the quadrigeminal plate.
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Subcutaneous microphone'll
allow the patient to transmit
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verbal instructions to his own brain.
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- Like "raise my left arm"?
- Or "throw the harpoon".
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People are gonna come from all over.
This boy's an eskimo.
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You ever thought about
joining me full time?
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What do you mean?
Do you have an opening?
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Uh-huh. Can you sing?
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A little. Yeah. I can dance.
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Hey, it's buckaroo!
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We have buckaroo descending.
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Inertial control positive.
T minus five four five. Resume counting.
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Hey, hey, rawhide!
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All systems righteous.
Professor hikita says we have a go.
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I'm teeing off in an hour and a half.
What's this jalopy supposed to do?
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- 500 miles an hour, general.
- Senator, you're so gullible.
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Please clear the launch grid.
Please clear the launch grid.
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Hb 88, this is control.
Driver's door check secure.
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- B, c, d, e...
- Clear the area!
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Control, this is hb 88.
Commander's voice check. Over.
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Roger, hb 88. Read you. Out.
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Control, this is hb 88.
Event timer started. Over.
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Hb 88, this is control.
Apu start is go.
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You are on your
on-board computer. Over.
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Roger, I copy.
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- Altimeters? Compasses?
- Set and crosschecked.
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- Reserve brake system two?
- Closed and guarded.
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- Gear handle?
- Down and in.
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- Throttles? Start levers?
- Closed, off.
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- Number four electric hydraulic pump?
- On and checked.
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- Parking brake?
- Set.
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- Radios, radar and transponder?
- Set and stand by.
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Hb 88, this is control.
Imu alignment in progress.
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We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes.
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30.32 seconds north...
By 80 degrees, 36 minutes.
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- 14.8 seconds west.
- Synchro is aligned.
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Hb 88, this is control.
Ground crew secure. Over.
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- Ins ram coordinates?
- Form one, fuel ticket?
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- On board.
- Circuit breakers?
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Point of no return. Five, four, three...
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We have main engine start.
Two, one.
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Electronuclear carburation seems fine.
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He's fast. I'll give banzai that. But one
heat-seeking missile and he's history.
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This is control. Apu start is go.
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You're on your on-board computer. Over.
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They are reading you on the localiser
downrange. Looks good. Over.
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Hb 88, this is control.
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Speed steady at 317 nautical.
400 and accelerating!
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Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over.
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- Four... three...
- Here he comes!
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Two... one.
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- Where's he going?
- Yeah!
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He is off course.
This is chase one. Over.
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He has broken trajectory...
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50 cylinder. There is an
immediate fire hazard. Do you read?
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- Roger.
- Do you read?
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Advise you abort. Over.
Repeat: Advise you cancel phase two!
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- What the hell's phase two?
- That's a big no-can-do.
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Buckaroo,
are you decompressing? Over.
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He's broken the sound barrier! Mach 1.3.
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Buckaroo, do you read?
Commence braking procedure. Over.
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Just be cool. She'll hold.
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Axis and pneumatic pressure negative.
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We are looking at 500 degrees...
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We are in pursuit.
He is gaining. Over.
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He's headed for the mountains!
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Eject, buckaroo! Eject!
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Hb 88, do you read? Do you read? Over.
This is control. Do you read?
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Unsafe levels of...
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Standby recirculation
has been activated.
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Hb 88, this is control. Do you...
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Hotel brava 8-8,
do you read? Do you read? Over.
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- What is going on?
- It's off my scope.
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This is chase one. We got his
tracks. They go up to a wall of rock.
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Holy shit!
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This is chase two. Chase
two. We see him. We see him.
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We have him. Chase two reports
a visual 100 miles off course.
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Banzai!
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He's gone through the mountain.
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It has deployed there.
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There is a minimal disturbance
in the electromagnetic field.
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Antigravity inertia is normal.
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Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over.
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He is ok.
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The vehicle is hot, but we are
showing no radioactivity. Over.
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Hb 88, this is control. We see you.
Welcome home. Over.
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We show electrical-field aberrations
oh the windshield.
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We are getting a localised vibration
of the drive train and a minor oil leak.
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Buckaroo, can you verify
operational capability?
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Hb 88, this is control.
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We are reading an electrical
field aberration of 993
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on your windshield, static and fracture.
Can you confirm? Over.
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Hb 88, this is control.
Do you hear me? Over.
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We are getting localised vibration on
your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over.
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Hb 88, a retrieval vehicle
will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over.
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Well, there it is,
tyre tracks right up to a wall of rock.
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Perfect Tommy, rawhide, Reno -
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cute guys of the Hong Kong cavaliers,
buckaroo's most trusted inner circle.
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Could you elaborate on that device,
I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"...
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- Oscillation overthruster.
- Hikita!
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- Thank you, Allison.
- That dirty little Asian critter!
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Tranquillisers are being dispensed
to all patients between 10 and 11 am,
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Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday.
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The sound barrier crumbles,
and then the dimension barrier.
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It was, buckaroo banzai said, exactly like
professor hikita had glimpsed in 1938
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through the overthruster he and dr Emilio
lizardo put together from spare parts
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in a laboratory at Princeton.
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1938. Can you imagine what it
must have been like then?
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Then... then... then... then...
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Molto grazie, dr lizardo.
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Almost ready, dr lizardo! Almost.
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Electromagnets, they are charging.
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Catapult, she's wired!
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No. Not yet. No!
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Whoo!
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No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready!
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He did not go through the wall!
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Holy Toledo!
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Facile. Sotto, dottor.
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Emilio?
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Asked what he saw,
asked where he went,
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dr banzai replied "vast chasms
of hissing swamp, spurts of flame,
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huge thunderclaps
and gurgling rock formations."
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Lithium is no longer
available on credit.
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G-sub-e...
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Gesu cristo, make the ganglia twitch!
We're home free.
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Home... home is where
you wear your hat.
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I feel so break up, I want to go home!
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Hello, doc. Who are we today?
Albert Einstein?
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No. Lord John whorfin.
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If there's one thing I hate,
it's to be mistaken for somebody else.
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Cheer up, lizardo. It's Friday. I got
a care package from your yo-yo friends.
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Hey, signore...
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Grazie tanto.
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Thanks, doc.
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I come for your TV.
You've been using too much juice.
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Another 10,000 kilowatts
again this month.
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It beats me how an old homicidal
loony can use that much power.
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Go on, take it! I don't need it!
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Tomorrow I'm goin' home
with my overthruster.
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That's terrific, doc.
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I'll make sure you get
an early wake-up call.
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Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
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Buckaroo, I've done
a spectrographic analysis
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on the specimen you pulled
off the jet car drive shaft.
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Rawhide, you're keen on bugs,
what do you think?
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I don't care if you walked
through a mountain in Texas.
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This is New Jersey, and when you
play my joint, you're just another act.
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- I want some music out of you.
- You want it, Artie? You got it.
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I et's rock and roll!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's artery is
proud to present for a single night only,
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new brunswick's own,
the one, the only, the amazing...
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Buckaroo banzai and
the Hong Kong cavaliers!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, is someone out there
not having a good time?
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No!
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Is somebody...
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Is somebody crying...
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Out there in the darkness?
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Somebody crying?
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Over here. I'm sorry.
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Um, could we get... could we
get her a Mike and a spotlight?
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Tommy, could we run her a Mike?
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- What, are you serious?
- Yeah, run her over a Mike.
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What's your name?
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- Who cares?
- Right!
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Well, I care. What's your name?
235
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- Penny.
- Did you say Peggy?
236
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,954
No. My name's penny. Penny priddy.
237
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,959
That doesn't matter.
It's not important.
238
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:29,720
I just... I just sponged up
a little too much vat 69, that's all.
239
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,099
I'm down to my last nickel
in this lousy town,
240
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,594
and they wouldn't take
my luggage in hock.
241
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,267
I lost my room at the y this morning.
242
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,398
But it's cool.
243
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:49,023
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now.
244
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,491
Don't be mean.
245
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,829
We don't have to be mean,
cos, remember...
246
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:01,244
No matter where you go...
There you are.
247
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:24,442
- I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy.
- No, penny! Who cares?
248
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,571
J
249
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:37,663
J don't have plans and schemes
250
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,407
j and I
251
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:45,413
j don't have hopes and dreams
252
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,710
J
253
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:52,337
J don't have anything
254
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,179
- this is weird.
- Sure is.
255
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:59,678
J since I don't have you
256
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,977
j yeah, I - who's the girl?
257
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:09,103
J don't have fond desires
258
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,776
J
259
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:16,699
J don't have happy hours
260
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,287
J
261
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:24,001
J don't have anything
262
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:35,300
- Get her outta here now! Let's go!
- Let me go! Let me go, you freaks!
263
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:39,345
- Wait. Wait a minute. Wait.
- Kill that spot. Kill it!
264
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:48,727
Festive briefing
by the banzai institute. Tomorrow...
265
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,695
Where you going, doc? The moon?
266
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,191
- No, no. Planet ten.
- Planet ten. Why, pray tell?
267
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,318
- Operator?
- Doc, put down the phone.
268
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:02,244
Operator? I wanna make a call
to a mr John bigbooty
269
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:07,746
at yoyodyne propulsion systems
over in grover's mill.
270
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,465
And you tell him that
it's John whorfin calling.
271
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:14,960
That's w-h-o-r-f-i-n.
You got that, honey?
272
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:18,931
- John. J-o-h-n.
- This better be collect, doc.
273
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:31,527
Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool!
Who do you think?
274
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,112
The time has come, bigbooty.
275
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,607
Prepare for my return.
276
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,737
Well, haven't you heard?
Don't you watch TV?
277
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:46,664
Banzai and hikita have done it.
They have opened the window!
278
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,963
Si. Si. So meet me at the factory.
279
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,175
And get their overthruster.
280
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,260
And hikita, too.
281
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,721
Sure. Alive.
282
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:04,469
No, no, don't worry about me.
I'll get my own ride.
283
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:17,528
Evil will not prevail. That was...
284
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,491
J arrivederci, Jersey
285
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,866
j goodbye, goodbye to her
286
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:36,751
- It's the spittin' image.
- Doesn't look like her.
287
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,718
Pictures don't lie.
288
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:43,011
Hell they don't. Met my
first wife that way.
289
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,845
It's Peggy to these eyes.
It's the same nose. Same hair.
290
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,848
Buckaroo has to think so too
or else he wouldn't be ready
291
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,225
to make a fool of himself.
292
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:02,489
Just hot off the world watch wire.
Thought you'd wanna be notified.
293
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,488
Remember that old Italian pal
of the professor's?
294
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,205
- Emilio lizardo.
- Yeah.
295
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,418
He kills a guard, breaks out of
Trenton home for the criminally insane.
296
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:15,165
Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati
bora. Totalled it a block away.
297
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,506
Holy moly.
298
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,093
- Maserati bora.
- Mm-hm. That ain't all.
299
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,130
He's vanished. Thin air.
300
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:28,887
- Dr lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?
- You're thinking of mr wizard.
301
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,105
This guy's
a top scientist, dummkopf.
302
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:37,445
- So was mr wizard.
- Dr Emilio lizardo is a raving lunatic.
303
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:41,612
A vicious psychopath.
Just as soon kill you as go fishin'.
304
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,743
Buckaroo, look at this.
305
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:52,960
Grossly-abnormal high-altitude
electrostatic disturbance
306
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:56,455
- moving down over Connecticut.
- From the jet car, do you think?
307
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,550
No, not from the jet car.
Check with NORAD command.
308
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:04,718
It could be above-ground atomic testing
in China. Maybe sunspot activity.
309
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,181
Man, that's strange.
310
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,584
Scientists at the
strategic space command have detected
311
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:16,601
a mysterious radioactive cloudlike
mass over Southern new england.
312
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:21,026
Sources close to the national security
consortium have refused to comment.
313
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:26,744
Let's get on back to three
great modern country hits in a row.
314
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,073
- Sidney!
- Buckaroo!
315
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,701
- How's the patient?
- Fine, thanks to you.
316
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,793
- Congratulations!
- Thank you.
317
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,460
You drove right through
a mountain the other day.
318
00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,504
You did it right after you left me
at the operation.
319
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,798
- Didn't mention it.
- These are my friends.
320
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:47,594
This is dr Sidney zwibel, old medical
friend from Columbia p and s.
321
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,967
- Howdy. Howdy do.
- I'm glad you could make it.
322
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,515
We may need an extra hand
sooner than I thought.
323
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,684
That's what I was wondering about.
324
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,354
I got your message to rendezvous
here. Barely had time to pack.
325
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,694
- Then I came here...
- I can see that.
326
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,279
I'm gonna snoop around.
Make yourself at home.
327
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,449
I thought we were gonna
rehearse or something.
328
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:13,374
I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love
the comic books and the records.
329
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,333
I know you. You're pecos.
330
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,829
- Perfect Tommy.
- Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry.
331
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:22,458
- You're pecos.
- Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno.
332
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,301
- Reno! It's an honour.
- Where do you hail from, doc?
333
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,014
- Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee.
- Where are your spurs at?
334
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,427
Is he making fun of me?
335
00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,772
Third cell to the left. Pink dress.
336
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,515
Arigato.
337
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:54,741
What do you want? Huh?
What are you doin' here?
338
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:58,118
What are you doing here?
339
00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:01,122
Why don't you just go away
and let me rot?
340
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:07,052
Who were you really trying
to annihilate last night?
341
00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:11,633
You. Just like the papers all say.
342
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,512
Come over here.
343
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,565
Come on.
344
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:25,108
Oh, my god! Perfect Tommy!
345
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,035
What do you want from me?
346
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:38,993
Oh, you remind me of someone
I once knew long ago.
347
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,708
Was she very beautiful?
348
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:51,175
She was... queen of the Netherlands.
349
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,845
That's a long way
from where I come from.
350
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,469
Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming?
351
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,307
No, I'm from laramie.
352
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:04,150
Except that I was born in Cody,
but nobody...
353
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,653
Do you have family?
Back in Cody, I mean?
354
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,990
I don't know!
355
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,986
See, I always felt that there was
another part of me somewhere.
356
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,488
Another part of you?
357
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,082
Somewhere, yeah.
358
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,164
I'm adopted.
359
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,128
Of course!
360
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:27,420
If it was a snake, it'd have bit me!
361
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,918
- Another you.
- Anything's possible.
362
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,671
- Let her out!
- Hey, me too!
363
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:36,221
- Let her out?
- Yeah, let her out. I'll be responsible.
364
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:39,311
- She's a killer!
- No, she's not. And give her your coat.
365
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,104
Why me?
366
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,441
Because you're perfect.
367
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,066
You have a point there.
368
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:55,736
I'd like to move this thing along.
369
00:31:55,997 --> 00:32:00,707
Perhaps some of you noticed we have
a motorcycle convention rolling in here.
370
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,293
We're a little short of time.
371
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:07,006
Besides, I don't imagine you
came here to listen to me talk.
372
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,045
You're right.
373
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:16,639
Without further ado, I'd like
to introduce a young man
374
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:21,853
who yesterday took our notions
of reality and turned them inside out.
375
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,350
Dr buckaroo banzai,
perhaps you can explain yourself.
376
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:31,897
Ooh.
377
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:36,903
Secretary, senator Cunningham...
Members of the world press.
378
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:42,033
30 years ago, my mother and father,
doctors Sandra and masado banzai
379
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:45,957
gave their lives for what was then
considered to be a very insane notion...
380
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:50,458
The possibility of contacting alien life.
381
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:55,463
However, not on another planet. But here.
382
00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,887
Maybe right inside this table...
383
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:03,103
Living on a simultaneous plane
of existence with our own.
384
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:06,230
Perhaps within a mountain.
385
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,733
See this rock? It's solid matter, right?
386
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:16,780
But the solid parts of this rock - the
neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons -
387
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,402
comprise only about
388
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:21,245
one quadrillionth of its total volume.
389
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,536
- How many zeros is that?
- Quite a few.
390
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:27,210
The rest of this rock
is actually empty space.
391
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,923
So, back in 1937, professor hikita here
and dr Emilio lizardo
392
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,589
figured that if solid matter
were mostly just empty space,
393
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:39,135
a person should be able to discover
a way to travel inside things.
394
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:43,510
We at the banzai institute
have at last found that way.
395
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:46,480
We have created a device
396
00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:49,975
called an oscillation overthruster,
397
00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:54,071
which systematically reorders matter
398
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:58,693
by annihilating electrons, positrons...
399
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:02,616
What you're saying is that
oppositely-charged particles collide,
400
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:07,618
and blow up in a burst of energy.
Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang.
401
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:13,715
I'm probably just stating the very obvious.
Shut up, penny. Shut up.
402
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:17,882
It's not obvious. If it was, everybody
would be doing it every day.
403
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:22,508
By all accounts, it appears as though
I literally went through a mountain.
404
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:26,603
But you could take that mountain
and pulverise it...
405
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:31,725
And sift through it like breadcrumbs
for the rest of your natural life...
406
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:37,026
And you would never ever find... this.
407
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:43,286
And yet this living organism came out
of that mountain in Texas with me.
408
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:47,245
Even though I was never
inside that mountain.
409
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,579
The president's calling.
410
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,921
- The president of what?
- The President of the United States.
411
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,415
Oh. Here.
412
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,632
I ater.
413
00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:01,092
- Is he still delirious?
- I can't tell. Payphone down the hall.
414
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:05,342
- Do your thing.
- Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
415
00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,185
Why don't you hold onto it for a while?
416
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,312
Any time.
417
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,979
Do we have the first slide, please?
418
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,353
What about the Pentagon?
The possibility of war
419
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:19,147
in the eighth dimension, mr secretary?
420
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,284
What?
421
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:25,119
It seemed like a strange connection
even back at the bus.
422
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,623
Mr president?
423
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,829
Some kind of interference.
424
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,670
Hello, mr president?
425
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,760
Mr president? Mr president, hello?
426
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,046
Hello, mr president?
427
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,845
- What's going on?
- Maybe it's a prankster, some whiz kid.
428
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,014
Not with elephant bravo.
429
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:53,436
- Not with an Alpha clearance.
- Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr...
430
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:57,857
Ed, reroute this call to the president's
suite at Walter Reed hospital.
431
00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:02,824
Yeah, and make sure this is on the level.
We're busy people here.
432
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,068
Does the president call him a lot?
433
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,579
Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything!
434
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,414
Don't touch him!
435
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,206
What's he writing?
436
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,583
Conference room!
437
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,877
Conference room! Let's go!
438
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,379
Launch thermopod.
439
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,605
- There they are.
- Dr banzai!
440
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:41,320
- Don't you see 'em?
- What do you mean? Who?
441
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:45,738
Evil! Pure and simple from the
eighth dimension! Grab 'em!
442
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,867
- Lectroids! Grab 'em!
- Lectroids? He's got a gun!
443
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,409
- No!
- Ok, wise guy!
444
00:36:56,297 --> 00:37:01,007
Let those gun belts hit the floor!
Nobody follows or the prof is history!
445
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,258
- Where's buckaroo?
- Get him!
446
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:10,509
- Where's the overthruster?
- Get an ambulance!
447
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:30,863
- Come on, will you just ignore them?
- Isn't that?
448
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,938
Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that!
449
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,642
It's buckaroo banzai!
450
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,500
- Hold it!
- Freeze!
451
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,732
- I had my eyes open all day long, Burt.
- It may not be a total loss.
452
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:45,229
- I'm about ready to go home.
- We might see something.
453
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:53,036
I hit it! It's wounded.
454
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,245
- It's going down.
- What'd it look like to you?
455
00:38:57,377 --> 00:39:00,540
- Like a big black flying dinosaur.
- Dinosaur? It was purple.
456
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:05,382
- That's what it looked like. It was black.
- It was purple. It was no dinosaur.
457
00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:09,878
We get professor hikita
to cough up the missing circuit
458
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,300
and then we finally get off this rock!
459
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,300
Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
460
00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:19,721
Well, what is it? What is it?
461
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,814
Black thermopod emergency beacon!
462
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,605
Here? On earth?
463
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,730
- Why? John bigboote, why?
- Coordinates established.
464
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,734
Electromagnetic energy
back on route three.
465
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:54,347
- The whole top of the tree's squashed!
- Do you think it's up there?
466
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:58,677
- Let's wait for the cops, Burt.
- What for? You scared?
467
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,976
- There's gotta be something there.
- There's nothing up there.
468
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,441
Well, how do you know?
Here, hold this. Hold this!
469
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:11,148
Where you going? Where you going?!
470
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,320
Christmas shopping.
471
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:18,993
- What's that?
- It's a stick. What's it look like?
472
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,833
- Gimme some light.
- I got two guns in my hands.
473
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,829
- Put one of them down.
- I ain't putting the guns down!
474
00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:29,378
- It's just a tree.
- Then leave it alone!
475
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,923
Aagh! See, I told you!
I told you! Leave it alone!
476
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,009
Run! Run! Run!
477
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:44,435
- Shoot it, bubba. Shoot it!
- I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed!
478
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:52,273
There's something.
There's something coming out!
479
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,194
- Where?
- Out of the top.
480
00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,538
Oh, my soul!
481
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:06,920
Throw me my gun, bubba. Throw it.
482
00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:10,965
Sorry.
483
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,308
Is he dead?
484
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,433
Yeah, I think so, but look at his
face. It's changing!
485
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,857
And his hair, his hair is all
disappearing.
486
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,855
What's that smell?
You smell electricity?
487
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:37,033
He's crackling.
We're standing in water.
488
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,401
Is he radioactive?
489
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:41,655
How the hell do I know?
Do I look like a nuclear genius?
490
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,199
He's probably from Mars or Jupiter.
491
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:47,285
Jupiter? I hope he's alone.
492
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,538
- There's somethin' over there.
- Where?
493
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,710
Right there.
494
00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,174
What is it?
495
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:08,022
Buckaroo banzai. It's the latest issue.
496
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:14,229
Rawhide, come in. Rawhide.
497
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,192
Rawhide.
498
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:20,568
Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades
are you? I'm gettin' a lot of static.
499
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:24,163
Yeah. That's me.
500
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:29,002
I've been ionised, but I'm ok now.
501
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:32,839
Listen, I'm switching
on the homing beacon.
502
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:36,551
Mark two minute intervals... now.
503
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:41,264
We got the overthruster. The professor
was shanghaied from the conference.
504
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:46,227
- Oh, the deuce you say.
- What do you think?
505
00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:49,722
- Dr lizardo, maybe?
- Yeah, I'd put money on it.
506
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,521
- That crate.
- What crate?
507
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:55,565
The crate they shoved in that Van.
508
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,154
You and the guys...
509
00:42:57,283 --> 00:43:01,117
Go back to the house and dig up
everything you can on an outfit called
510
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,531
yoyodyne propulsion systems.
511
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:06,952
- You got that?
- Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it.
512
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,626
Hand me that tarp, will ya?
Let's cover this guy up.
513
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:16,625
- Guy? What guy?
- He's got paws.
514
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,254
- Now what?
- Who are they?
515
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,470
Cover it up.
516
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,274
John bigbooté, officer.
517
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,110
Head of operations,
yoyodyne propulsion systems.
518
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,358
- There's one of our birds.
- That fella over there one of your birds?
519
00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:43,576
The droid, you mean?
520
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:49,324
Doesn't look like anything
I've seen before. I've seen droids...
521
00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:51,493
Nice night, huh?
522
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:08,260
That big thing over there attacked me.
523
00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:11,183
Impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no.
524
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,149
It's some kinda creature.
There's part of it still stuck in the tree.
525
00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:19,317
No, it's a machine with 30-foot
leather wings. I think it's radioactive.
526
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:24,154
Three minutes since he last moved.
This is a fix. Something is happening.
527
00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,152
Let's get somebody over there.
528
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:29,577
Al, you set up the grid
and get the last known coordinates.
529
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:32,667
Tommy, hop on the marconi
and see if we got blue blazes
530
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,878
in a ten-minute radius.
No strike teams, understand?
531
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,544
I'm headed downstairs.
Keep everybody calm.
532
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:46,172
- Hikita-San.
- Buckaroo!
533
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:51,102
Repeating: Intrastate outward band five.
534
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,472
Coded. Calling all blue Blaze
irregulars in the garden state.
535
00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:59,561
Buckaroo... in trouble.
Will repeat coordinates.
536
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:04,817
This is scooter lindley, junior blue Blaze
irregular 41 and a half. Hang on.
537
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:09,696
- Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble!
- Say what?
538
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:13,541
Aliens from the eighth dimension.
I'm seeing them now.
539
00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:15,500
You can see them now? Here?
540
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:19,248
Yeah, the three jerks driving this Van.
Look at this. What is this?
541
00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:23,000
It's your hand, buckaroo.
542
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,675
No, no, no, no, it's a formula.
It's an antidote of some kind.
543
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:30,265
That phoney call from the president
gave me information,
544
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:34,683
some electrochemical message that
allows me to see what they really are.
545
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,396
What are they?
546
00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:39,146
Lectroids from planet ten
by way of the eighth dimension.
547
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,560
Mr Gomez?
548
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:44,313
- I got a truck to mop things up.
- Identification?
549
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:49,160
Or else this place'll become a zoo,
not to mention a haven for gawkers.
550
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,529
Wait a minute. Now just a second.
551
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,408
- Stay put. All of ya.
- Sure thing.
552
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,036
We'll go ahead and start breaking it down.
553
00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,413
Don't touch it!
554
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,962
I got my own help on the way.
Now, that's an order.
555
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,131
Go find something to crack it open.
556
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,008
There's a Harley in those bushes.
557
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:15,762
I want you to go to the laboratory,
start working on this formula.
558
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:20,437
- I want you to synthesise it.
- Buckaroo! Give me the formula.
559
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:39,039
Oh, wow! Peggy!
560
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:43,289
She's not Peggy, mrs Johnson.
Sois Sage, mon amie.
561
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:47,010
No. Of course not. How could she be?
562
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,096
- Any word from buckaroo?
- I thought he was with you.
563
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:54,513
No, he's not. Ah, dr zwibel,
penny priddy... mrs Johnson.
564
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:58,513
Nice to meet you.
The fellas call me New Jersey.
565
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:07,773
- Well, where are they all going?
- Bunk house. Off limits.
566
00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,615
Again, John Gomez.
567
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,792
John o'Connor,
there's a crowbar in the truck.
568
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,956
I'll get it.
569
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:40,104
Destroy yourself, John gant.
570
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,268
Set detonator.
571
00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:48,896
Detonator set.
572
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:54,702
My most profuse apologies
to my homeland and loved ones.
573
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:58,698
John valuk is dead. He fell on his head.
574
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:03,790
Perhaps John Parker will get through
with our message to buckaroo banzai.
575
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,630
I said back off! Now, dammit, I mean it!
576
00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:09,796
Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh!
577
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:15,473
Easy, friend. Ha, buckaroo banzai!
578
00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:19,389
Hey!
579
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,980
It's buckaroo banzai! Get him!
580
00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,495
Hustle up!
581
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:07,479
Scooter and Casper lindley, blue
Blaze irregulars at your service, buckaroo!
582
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:23,575
- It is professor hikita!
- We're closing the gate.
583
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,828
Where's buckaroo?
584
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:43,181
We gotta have something for him.
Try a new cipher.
585
00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:50,188
- Try a g-cipher.
- G-cipher.
586
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,944
- There.
- That's more like it.
587
00:49:56,076 --> 00:50:00,695
Looks like we've accessed their restricted
data file. Could be highly revealing.
588
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:04,949
No sign of buckaroo. The professor
just rode up saying something
589
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:09,169
about space monsters and where's the
overthruster. Went straight to the lab.
590
00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:11,004
Space monsters, my ass.
591
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:16,968
Hey, man, nice jacket.
592
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,180
What's in the big pink box?
593
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:34,654
Hey, buddy. May I help you?
594
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,818
Buckaroo banzai?
595
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:39,533
You a messenger? What you got here?
596
00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:43,575
No, no, wait a minute.
I need see buckaroo banzai in person.
597
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:47,491
My name is John Parker.
598
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,118
Identify yourself, no?
599
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,709
Blue Blaze irregular pinky carruthers.
600
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:57,301
Sorry, John, everybody
need see buckaroo. Later.
601
00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:00,384
Gino, run this down to the professor.
602
00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:03,132
Sounds like he's getting a little nervous.
603
00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:06,768
- This is queer. Look.
- What you got?
604
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:11,857
These people applied for social security
cards in New Jersey on the same date.
605
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:13,192
New Jersey?
606
00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:17,647
46 yoyodyne employees,
grover's mill, New Jersey,
607
00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,149
11-1-38.
608
00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:22,993
I got some pictures, boys.
609
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:27,911
It looks like a practical joke.
Check out these names:
610
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:32,833
John yaya? John parrot?
John bigbooty?
611
00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:36,583
Maybe not.
John Nolan? John o'Connor?
612
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,880
No way, Jose.
613
00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:44,679
John small berries? It's a joke. Maybe
that's what buckaroo was talking about.
614
00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:48,143
No, Reno, there are no ages
and no places of birth.
615
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:52,606
Uh, grover's mill. Grover's mill, 1938.
Why's that so familiar?
616
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,729
They all have the same first name.
John, John, John, John, John.
617
00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:01,528
Somebody's playing games.
This is statistically impossible.
618
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,776
I don't know. Wait a minute, um...
619
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:08,906
November one. 30 days have September,
April, June, November. Short February.
620
00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:12,581
And all the rest have 31. October 31st.
621
00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:15,045
Halloween.
622
00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:17,039
Oh, um...
623
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,588
Don't you get it? Orson welles.
624
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:22,427
You mean the guy from
the old wine commercials?
625
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:26,674
Halloween, 1938. War of the worlds,
that fake radio news broadcast
626
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:30,302
that got everybody scared,
thinking real, live martians...
627
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:34,098
Were landing in grover's mill...
628
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:37,526
New Jersey.
629
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,067
Then it all just turned out to be a hoax.
630
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,199
So?
631
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:47,654
So... maybe it wasn't a hoax.
Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax.
632
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,582
If we don't find it,
whorfin'll have us for supper.
633
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:03,210
Who says the
damn thing's even here?
634
00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:24,527
Come on! Come on!
635
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:45,127
- Who is he?
- I don't know.
636
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:14,073
All right, who's the wise guy?
637
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,457
I said, who's the wise guy?
638
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,726
It's locked.
639
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,018
John o'Connor, smash the window.
640
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:46,113
Why me, John bigbooté?
641
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,657
It might be booby-trapped.
642
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,530
Oh.
643
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,205
- Buckaroo!
- Casper and scooter lindley.
644
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,612
Is hikita-San here yet? Where's the
overthruster? Where's penny?
645
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:10,005
Prof is with the overthruster. Penny's
in the guest room. Everybody's safe.
646
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,176
- They're lectroids.
- From planet ten.
647
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:15,597
- How do you guys know?
- It's all on the yellow record. Come on.
648
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:17,094
- Casper lindley.
- Reno.
649
00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:21,395
- Yellow record?
- They didn't come on a nonstop flight.
650
00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:25,270
They blasted through the eighth
dimension in 1938 in grover's mill.
651
00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:28,522
Where there was a huge
electrical dimensional accident.
652
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:32,618
Some giant explosion. They hypnotised
Orson welles into covering it up.
653
00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,954
So, first he says there's
an invasion from Mars,
654
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:39,200
but then he says, no, no, no,
it's just a radio-show hoax.
655
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,576
- Get it?
- No.
656
00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:44,000
- Let's go.
- What about yoyodyne? Dr lizardo?
657
00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:48,671
- That's what we're trying to tell you.
- There's someone living inside him.
658
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,135
- Buckaroo.
- Pinky.
659
00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:56,351
Put this on. Here, y'all put these
on. There's more in the box and one there.
660
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:59,845
- What's this?
- It's a 3-d type thing.
661
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:02,394
How do I know
he's from outer space?
662
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:06,110
This rasta guy pedals up to the gate
and delivers it in a pink cake box.
663
00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:08,695
- What for?
- We don't know. It wouldn't tell us.
664
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:12,658
- It wants to talk to the head honcho.
- Lights.
665
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,501
Salutations, great buckaroo banzai.
666
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,003
I am John emdall from planet ten.
667
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:37,179
A common, grave danger
confronts both our worlds.
668
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:40,765
- After a bloody reign of terror...
- Hey, what is that?
669
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:44,186
The hated leader of a military caste...
670
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:48,186
The self-proclaimed "lord" John whorfin,
671
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,234
a bloodthirsty butcher
as evil as your Hitler...
672
00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:52,366
Oh, wow!
673
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:56,027
Was overthrown
by freedom-loving forces...
674
00:56:56,163 --> 00:57:00,827
Tried and condemned, along with
several hundred of his followers,
675
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:06,499
to spend eternity in the formless void
of the eighth dimension.
676
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:09,465
Did you tell penny
buckaroo's looking for her?
677
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,799
She wasn't in her room.
678
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:12,634
- Who's penny?
- Where is she?
679
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:16,005
Will everybody please shut up
so I can hear the rest of this thing?
680
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:21,761
And now you, buckaroo banzai, have
unintentionally helped John whorfin
681
00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:25,439
with the success of your
oscillation overthruster.
682
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:31,779
For our intelligence warns us that
he intends to steal your overthruster.
683
00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:36,947
If he should attempt this,
we will have no choice
684
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:40,788
but to disrupt worldwide
electronic communications
685
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:45,501
and fire a particle-beam weapon
from your airspace
686
00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:50,248
to smolensk in the union
of Soviet socialist republics.
687
00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:53,876
The kremlin will misinterpret that
as an American first strike.
688
00:57:54,012 --> 00:58:01,225
- They're already trigger-happy.
- Stop John whorfin before sunset.
689
00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:06,268
If you fail, we will be forced
to help you destroy yourselves.
690
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,392
- If it ain't one thing, it's another.
- Lighten up.
691
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:12,315
End of discussion.
692
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:16,280
Discussion? What discussion?
693
00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:23,405
She gotta be kidding, right?
Vaporise the whole damn planet?
694
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:28,957
- You wanna roll those dice, Casper?
- No, no, no, not me, man. No way.
695
00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:32,673
Gents... we're going to yoyodyne.
696
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:35,417
Rawhide, see how hikita-San is
with that formula.
697
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:38,136
Billy, tell Sam to prep
the jet car for city driving.
698
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:40,551
What about a blue Blaze strike team?
699
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:44,472
We keep it intimate. Call the kolodny
brothers. Call the rug suckers.
700
00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:47,687
- Where are you going?
- To get my guns.
701
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:51,107
His guns?
702
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:54,899
I'm a girl. I don't deny it.
I sneaked into your bedroom.
703
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:57,944
I invaded your privacy.
I went through your belongings.
704
00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:02,445
- Mrs Johnson! I can never find anything...
- I took a bath!
705
00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:06,620
- What's your problem?
- Me! You! That picture!
706
00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:11,337
I'm going crazy. Who's that girl?
What's going on around here?
707
00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,797
You drag me out of jail.
You're like Jerry Lewis,
708
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,758
you give me hope to carry on,
but then you leave me in the lurch
709
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:20,971
while you strap on your six-guns.
What do you want from me?
710
00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:23,306
- Who am I?
- As near as I can figure...
711
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:27,519
You had an identical twin sister and...
712
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,683
I married her.
713
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,520
But that's over now.
714
00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:37,646
And she's gone and that's about all
there is, really, to say about that.
715
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:54,250
We don't know what to expect here.
It disagrees with the standard pictures.
716
00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:58,375
It's producing a magnetic force.
717
00:59:58,512 --> 01:00:00,878
No, no. I'm wrong!
718
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,356
Hey!
719
01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:20,147
Oh, tell me I'm dreaming.
720
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:23,279
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
721
01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:26,869
- Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead.
- Sam?
722
01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:29,435
Someone broke into the jet car.
Things are going haywire over at the lab.
723
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,495
Wait here. I'll be right back.
724
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:43,889
Oh, boy.
725
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:57,522
He's dead. Spread out.
They can't be very far off.
726
01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:03,149
Tommy, check the biomedical labs.
Reno, take physics. Go with Reno.
727
01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:05,492
- Where you going?
- Engineering.
728
01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:09,617
Cowboy! Hold your gun
in front of you, man.
729
01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,286
- Oh, I see. I got that. Ok.
- It's cool.
730
01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:26,346
Buckaroo, behind you!
731
01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:39,735
- You... you ok?
- Yeah. Just let me catch my breath.
732
01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:43,697
Professor went into the purification
vent. He's got the overthruster.
733
01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:45,861
All right.
734
01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:58,541
Why is there a watermelon there?
735
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:02,090
I'll tell you later.
736
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,332
Buckaroo?
737
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,955
Rawhide?
738
01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:44,590
Anybody?
739
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:15,117
Here, young lady. The overthruster.
740
01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,787
Here, put this in your purse.
741
01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,623
Get out of here!
742
01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,507
Where's your overthruster?
743
01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:32,630
Hikita-San!
744
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,521
Nice morning, huh?
745
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:57,238
It's just making my legs asleep.
746
01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:00,959
- What the hell is wrong with him?
- I don't know. Are you cold?
747
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,040
It's my spine.
748
01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:14,347
- What're you still doing on this floor?
- I think it's cos I can't move my legs.
749
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,387
Ooh, damn!
750
01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,892
- What is it? Apache?
- Arachtoid.
751
01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:24,812
Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh?
752
01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:28,186
We got the guy, rawhide.
Sucker only tried...
753
01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:32,107
- Any antidote for these things?
- No. Not at all.
754
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:37,366
- Come over here.
- Does that mean you're on our side?
755
01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:38,989
That's right.
756
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:46,914
Man! Those things
pack a mean wallop, huh?
757
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:50,174
What are y'all looking at?
758
01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:55,092
You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh?
759
01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:05,307
Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter!
760
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,321
They've got penny!
761
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,316
She has the overthruster.
762
01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:17,444
We'll get it back. We'll get it back.
763
01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:24,535
It's... it's not buckaroo banzai per se,
mr president. It's his men.
764
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:28,289
Foreigners, some of 'em.
Or their names have been changed.
765
01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:32,213
Their true backgrounds
are shrouded in secrecy!
766
01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:37,681
Now, all I'm saying is that this jet car
belongs in the hands of defense.
767
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:42,178
I mean, if the banzai institute
doesn't want to sell it to us,
768
01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:44,599
then we're gonna have
to take it from them!
769
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:47,849
In national interest, of course.
770
01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,311
Come in.
771
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:56,659
Mr president,
world watch one. Incoming transmission.
772
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,196
Yeah.
773
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,496
Hello mr president,
I know your back is killing you,
774
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:10,880
but I have a developing situation here
and I must speak frankly.
775
01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:14,593
Buckaroo...
Secretary of defense McKinley
776
01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:18,339
and my national security advisor
smirnoff, are visiting me,
777
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,716
but I have no secrets from them.
778
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:24,477
Something has reared
its ugly head in outer space
779
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:27,268
and the earth is caught in a crossfire.
780
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,312
We have reason to believe
that there are vicious aliens
781
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:33,983
walking freely among us,
posing as the owners and operators
782
01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:36,151
of yoyodyne propulsion systems.
783
01:06:36,284 --> 01:06:42,029
Yoyodyne propulsion... the people
working on our truncheon bomber?
784
01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:46,534
- In the hands of foreign nationals?
- Mr president. Time is short.
785
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:50,624
In order to prevent
John whorfin's escape,
786
01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:54,500
my comrades are at this very moment
taking up a geostationary position
787
01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:57,878
over New Jersey.
This situation is explosive.
788
01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:02,303
- Who the hell is that?
- Some kind of race war in New Jersey?
789
01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:03,967
No, mr president, no.
790
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:07,971
This man as you call him is not
a human being at all, but is, in fact,
791
01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:12,225
a black lectroid named John Parker
from the very same planet ten.
792
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:16,150
And his spaceship is, at this moment,
anchored above yoyodyne.
793
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,282
Yoyodyne.
794
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:20,154
- Buckaroo...
- That's it!
795
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:24,116
These red creatures, they must
somehow give off the bacteria.
796
01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:29,409
We breathe it. It swims up our nose
into our cerebral cortex
797
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:33,004
- where it talks to our brain cells.
- Who's talking?
798
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:36,169
Tells us to see exactly
what they want us to see.
799
01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:37,587
Electric brainwashing.
800
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,502
Diabolical...
801
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:42,506
Buckaroo, I don't know what to say.
802
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,097
[ Ectroids from planet ten?
803
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,355
Nuclear extortion?
804
01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,769
A girl named John?
805
01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:54,642
Lectroid wing commander.
806
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:58,317
Excuse me, mr president,
I have to go talk to the hornet's nest.
807
01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:01,782
Good god.
808
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:06,450
Well, if it wasn't buckaroo banzai,
I'd say commit the man.
809
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,198
Get me sac headquarters, Omaha,
810
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:12,247
NORAD and the strategic space
command. I want data on that cloud.
811
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:15,417
John, get out in the field.
Stick your beak into this one.
812
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,631
- What is this thing made of?
- Cobalt and electricity.
813
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:25,469
They're armed for bear, buckaroo.
814
01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:27,763
World watch one.
815
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,431
Buckaroo.
816
01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:34,603
It's whorfin.
817
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:38,982
Dr banzai?
818
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:44,489
Yes, this is Emilio lizardo.
819
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,907
Maybe you don't remember me.
820
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:51,492
Ah. I'm flattered.
We know the same people.
821
01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:55,544
Yeah. In fact, one of them
is with me right now.
822
01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:57,709
Your associate...
823
01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,299
Dr penny priddy.
824
01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:01,759
Doctor?
825
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,504
May I pass along my congratulations
826
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:08,475
for your great
interdimensional breakthrough.
827
01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:13,472
I'm sure in the miserable annals of
the earth, you will be duly enshrined.
828
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:19,527
However... miss priddy claims
829
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:22,318
to be unable to solve my problem
830
01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:25,654
and provide me with
the crucial missing circuit
831
01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:27,363
for my overthruster!
832
01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,071
He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it.
833
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,707
Maybe you can convince her to try.
834
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,751
John o'Connor!
835
01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:38,371
I'm not worth it! Forget me!
836
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:42,167
- They'll never break me. Never!
- Penny, get off the phone.
837
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:46,383
What does she know about an
overthruster? She's not a scientist.
838
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:50,225
Shall we play...
A penny for your thoughts?
839
01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,813
Maybe you can come in her place, huh?
840
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,854
Yoyodyne, banzai. You know the address.
841
01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:02,611
Come alone and bring your overthruster!
842
01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:09,406
He'll come. I know his type.
843
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,951
Take her to the pit!
844
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,119
Go, bigbooty!
845
01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:20,505
Use more honey!
Find out what she knows.
846
01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:24,463
These breathing devices hikita-San has cooked
up will enable you to see these beings
847
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:29,965
as they really are, as I've been seeing
them since yesterday - as lectroids.
848
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:32,808
In our eyes, they're not very pretty.
849
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:35,929
Nothing personal, John Parker.
850
01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:43,903
If we blow this today...
There ain't no tomorrow.
851
01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:47,569
We have only 240 minutes remaining.
852
01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:51,194
Right. I'm assuming that penny
still has the overthruster,
853
01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:55,118
but this psycho whorfin doesn't
know that. So that'll be my job.
854
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,458
To get her and it back in one piece.
855
01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:03,002
Your objective is to 86 whorfin.
You know your two strike groups.
856
01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:04,749
Apache group, that's you, Reno.
857
01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:09,471
Chaparral group, that's you, perfect
Tommy. Parker'll ride with chaparral.
858
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:14,514
It's my guess that no human being
has ever been inside the place.
859
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:20,061
So who knows what we're gonna find
there. Top priority is the overthruster.
860
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:23,651
Without it, whorfin
can't get off this planet.
861
01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:27,614
This homing device will probably
make it very easy to find.
862
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:30,074
And maybe a lot harder to get back.
863
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,031
Strategic space command reports
864
01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:37,032
all the surveillance satellite
communication jammed.
865
01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:39,625
Jammed? By who? Who by?
866
01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:42,496
Possible atmospheric conditions, sir.
867
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,714
- Solar.
- Solar?
868
01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:49,256
Intelligence confirms that Soviets
are having the same problem.
869
01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,095
Should we be on code red?
870
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,807
We go to code red,
the Russians go to code red.
871
01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,347
No sense going off half-cocked.
872
01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,017
Buckaroo banzai
has never been wrong before.
873
01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:05,394
The man's been through solid matter.
Who knows what's happened to his brain.
874
01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:07,646
Maybe it scrambled his molecules.
875
01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:11,149
All I'm saying is,
mr president, let's not panic.
876
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,448
What's happening?
877
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,828
Electromagnetic pulsar.
878
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:26,835
Russians just gone to
defense condition two, sir.
879
01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,253
We've no choice, then.
880
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:32,253
Mr president, I am a soldier,
and I'm a damn good one.
881
01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:35,348
I've got enough decorations
to snap a Christmas tree.
882
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:40,516
All I'm trying to say is - and I hope
I speak for everyone in this room -
883
01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:43,811
is that I am scared.
884
01:12:43,943 --> 01:12:46,434
I'm barely holding my fudge right now.
885
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:51,281
Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl,
general, and pull yourself together.
886
01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:55,368
I'm glad someone has
the balls to face facts.
887
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:04,494
- Don't embarrass us.
- Have I ever?
888
01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:07,838
Give me 30 minutes,
then come in and mop up.
889
01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:24,225
Shut up!
890
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:38,156
I've had enough of you, penny priddy!
891
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:48,497
Well... mrs Johnson, thank you.
892
01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:53,047
It's certainly food for thought.
893
01:13:53,179 --> 01:13:57,343
No answer at the kremlin, sir.
Just dead silence.
894
01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,807
Then I guess
the moment is upon us.
895
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:07,900
Here you go. The presidential emergency
action document. For your eyes only.
896
01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:10,063
John hancock these, and hail Mary.
897
01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:13,233
On second thought, maybe
we should think this through
898
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:16,824
so that future generations
of Americans will...
899
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:18,905
Oh, wow.
900
01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:24,825
"Declaration of war: The short form."
901
01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:43,305
Bring that thing right through the gate.
Straight ahead, come on.
902
01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:50,692
Blacks... are on this planet!
903
01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:54,607
Here, in New Jersey!
904
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:58,198
Coming to destroy us!
905
01:14:58,327 --> 01:14:59,942
We must act!
906
01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:03,116
Escape or die!
907
01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:06,327
We must work faster
908
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:10,294
to finish the great vehicle itself,
909
01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:15,008
so we can enter the eighth dimension
910
01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:19,254
and free our trapped comrades!
911
01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,348
So we can return home
912
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:26,185
and seize power once again!
913
01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:32,809
- What is the greatest joy?
- The joy of duty!
914
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:37,689
- Louder!
- The joy of duty!
915
01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:41,238
History is made at night.
916
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:46,490
Character is what you are in the dark!
917
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,913
We must work while the clock,
she's ticking.
918
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:56,215
- We hide, they seek!
- Death to the black lectroids!
919
01:15:56,343 --> 01:15:59,380
- Where are we going?
- Planet ten!
920
01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:01,799
- When?
- Real soon!
921
01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:12,686
Come on over here. Bring it this way!
922
01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:18,236
This way!
923
01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:20,196
Now park it.
924
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:23,943
There's no overthruster!
925
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:30,704
Get him outta there!
I wanna see his face!
926
01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,712
It's not here!
927
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,923
Take him to the shock tower.
928
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:57,360
The equations. Solve them.
929
01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:02,482
Enter your data on this keypad.
And you better be right.
930
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:06,611
The shock tower is a lie detector.
931
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:10,160
Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge
932
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:13,580
to your auditory meatus.
933
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:22,676
You're not getting Jack from me until
you let penny out of this junkyard.
934
01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:26,514
Curse you, banzai!
Don't you realise what are you saying?
935
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:30,180
Your whole planet will be destroyed
and you sit here wasting time?
936
01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,849
Time? I got nothing but time.
937
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:41,029
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife.
938
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:45,025
Doomed is your soul
and damned is your life.
939
01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:47,951
Buzz off.
940
01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:52,785
Bigbooty...
941
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:55,375
More power to him.
942
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:58,041
Bigboote.
943
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,132
I want my missing circuit, now!
944
01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:38,786
- Is there something I can help you with?
- Is buckaroo upstairs?
945
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,665
Hello, mr secretary.
946
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,880
Where is he?
947
01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:48,379
- That won't work either.
- Porco giuda!
948
01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:52,223
Hey, banzai.
949
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,596
Take a look at your girlfriend.
950
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,653
Devo lavorare con persone idiota!
951
01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:13,780
She'll live... but only for a while.
952
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:17,329
And she won't enjoy it.
953
01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:20,203
Only you can save her from a fate
954
01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:23,456
even worse than that of
your friend, mr rawhide.
955
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:27,426
Missing circuits in your head, whorfin.
956
01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,670
Bigbooty...
957
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,389
Activate your probes.
958
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:54,199
Slow this sucker down.
I'l handle these birds.
959
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:04,622
You gentlemen have a telephone? Jump
on the horn and get mr John bigboot.
960
01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:06,089
It's bigboote.
961
01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:10,461
On, hell, if you wanna do anything
nowadays, you gotta do it yourself.
962
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:13,680
- What is your name?
- John yaya.
963
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:17,176
John yaya, huh? And you are?
964
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,349
"John small berries."
965
01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:43,328
- He's down there. I feel it.
- We're not...
966
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:58,347
- It's a nest.
- Birds nest. People don't nest.
967
01:20:58,479 --> 01:20:59,969
Red lectroid.
968
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:26,044
Don't touch it. It might be a bomb.
969
01:21:26,173 --> 01:21:27,413
Nah, it's a toy.
970
01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:36,051
- Sit down!
- Sir? Hey, that area's restricted.
971
01:21:36,183 --> 01:21:39,596
Yeah? Not to me!
972
01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:56,818
- What is this place?
- It's a bivouac. They sleep here.
973
01:21:56,954 --> 01:22:00,617
- Can they all shoot stingers?
- You better believe it.
974
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,910
- Lizardo. Which way?
- Over there.
975
01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:05,580
- You sure?
- Believe it.
976
01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,748
Just once.
977
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,494
- Where?
- Shh.
978
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,286
What's going on? Where are we?
979
01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:52,165
It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here.
980
01:23:08,734 --> 01:23:10,850
What's happening?
981
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:13,602
John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo!
982
01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:17,402
Bigbooty! Go down to the pit.
Kill the girl!
983
01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:22,493
Scooter! Where are you?
984
01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:36,458
Hey, somebody turn off
that gosh dang klaxon!
985
01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:40,630
Work. Work. Work.
986
01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:46,639
There are monkey boys in the facility.
987
01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:51,481
You are secure. Do not panic.
988
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:57,404
John emdall must die.
989
01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:59,819
[Ord whorfin must live.
990
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:02,703
Work.
991
01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:04,240
Work.
992
01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:05,988
Work.
993
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,480
Sorry. I'm sorry.
994
01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:38,103
- Sidney.
- Buckaroo!
995
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:41,357
It's good to see you, pal.
You got a pistol?
996
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:43,404
Yeah.
997
01:24:45,872 --> 01:24:48,113
What are you gonna use?
998
01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:51,746
- Where are we?
- I hate to tell you.
999
01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:55,162
Where are we going?
1000
01:24:57,175 --> 01:24:59,211
This way.
1001
01:25:07,978 --> 01:25:09,559
Get over here.
1002
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:13,681
Keep your noses to the grindstone.
1003
01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:16,399
The greatest joy is the joy of duty.
1004
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:20,696
Work work work.
1005
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:24,866
Monkey boys are feeble.
Lord whorfin is supreme!
1006
01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:30,786
Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute,
I wanna talk to you.
1007
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:36,291
What the hell's the matter with you?
You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you!
1008
01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:00,895
Jesus!
1009
01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:05,278
What the hell is going on here,
bigboot? Where's my bomber?
1010
01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:10,530
Bigbooté. John o'Connor,
put the slug on the track.
1011
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,533
I don't give a flying handshake
what your name is!
1012
01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:17,082
I'm here to see a bomber!
This sure ain't it.
1013
01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:20,752
Let's just go
back upstairs to my office.
1014
01:26:20,884 --> 01:26:23,250
Talk about this like
two reasonable beings.
1015
01:26:23,387 --> 01:26:26,800
You listen to me. Your private life,
that's your own concern.
1016
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:31,301
But I'm here to see a bomber
and I'm damn sure gonna see it now!
1017
01:26:31,436 --> 01:26:35,554
Look at this place. Don't you have
any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty!
1018
01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:41,936
It's not my goddamn planet.
Understand, monkey boy?
1019
01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:46,524
- Let's get outta here, o'Connor.
- Whorfin said we could kill her.
1020
01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:50,699
Damn John whorfin
and the horse he rode in on!
1021
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,973
You owe me one, buck.
1022
01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:29,491
It's not over yet.
1023
01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:33,571
I may be down but I'm not out.
1024
01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:42,629
What is that?
Don't pick it up. No.
1025
01:27:46,136 --> 01:27:47,967
Penny.
1026
01:27:48,930 --> 01:27:50,841
How's she doing?
1027
01:27:50,974 --> 01:27:53,966
- I don't know.
- There's no overthruster.
1028
01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,763
- Buckaroo banzai!
- What?
1029
01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,353
There is little time!
1030
01:27:58,482 --> 01:28:02,441
You better come quickly
if your planet is still important to you.
1031
01:28:02,569 --> 01:28:06,027
Leave her to me.
You take care of business.
1032
01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,568
Thanks.
1033
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:10,782
- Go.
- Right.
1034
01:28:13,747 --> 01:28:17,239
- Where's buckaroo banzai?
- He's flown the Coop.
1035
01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:19,115
- Is the girl dead?
- Yes!
1036
01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:22,119
Then sound the call to board the ship.
1037
01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,917
Without the missing circuit,
we'll never make it!
1038
01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:29,293
They're only monkey boys! We can
crush them here on earth, lord whorfin!
1039
01:28:29,429 --> 01:28:32,387
No. It's time to go home.
1040
01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:36,259
Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster.
1041
01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:39,352
John o'Connor...
1042
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,938
You stick by my side.
1043
01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:54,819
The great vehicle itself
is now in final boarding state.
1044
01:28:54,955 --> 01:28:57,446
What is that?
1045
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:02,417
It's a troop ship. Lord whorfin.
1046
01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:10,925
Massacre them without a quarter!
1047
01:29:27,153 --> 01:29:32,614
Tell the flight attendants to close
the doors and prepare for a crosscheck.
1048
01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:49,541
If you are not inside the great
vehicle itself, you have missed the boat.
1049
01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:55,470
We are go for launch.
Do not obstruct the great vehicle.
1050
01:29:57,350 --> 01:29:59,215
Do not take to the floor.
1051
01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:03,186
Lord whorfin will return
for all those left behind.
1052
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:08,730
Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising.
Electromagnetic field is rising.
1053
01:30:14,451 --> 01:30:17,534
John o'Connor! Install my overthruster!
1054
01:30:17,662 --> 01:30:21,075
All carry-on baggage
overhead and secure.
1055
01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:23,323
Electromagnetic field...
1056
01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:28,454
What is this? It looks like
one of our thermopods.
1057
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,626
But it's a very bad design.
1058
01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:38,631
Your tray tables are secure, and your
seat backs in the full upright position.
1059
01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:41,975
Your overthruster
is in place, lord whorfin.
1060
01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:44,344
It won't work! It won't work!
1061
01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:47,564
Shut up, John bigbooty, you coward!
1062
01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:51,355
You're the weakest individual
I ever know!
1063
01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:54,441
We are cooking. Over.
1064
01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:59,318
Get away from that car,
or I'll drink your blood!
1065
01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:06,537
What you got there, son?
That's not real, is it?
1066
01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:10,370
Get 'em up.
1067
01:31:10,507 --> 01:31:15,376
H2 tank pressurisation, ok.
We're go for launch.
1068
01:31:15,512 --> 01:31:21,473
John many jars, establish overthruster
beam red. Over. Activate oscillator.
1069
01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:26,186
Pace accelerator's shorting out!
1070
01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:29,147
John o'Connor! My overthruster!
1071
01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:41,660
Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave!
1072
01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:44,655
This is vacuum cylinder three.
1073
01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:54,624
If he can't connect the dots,
they'll never penetrate.
1074
01:31:57,637 --> 01:32:02,256
Cabin fluid valves were closed.
Problem is corrected. Over.
1075
01:32:02,392 --> 01:32:03,392
What is that?
1076
01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:06,885
Is ok. No worry.
Is an insulating liquid.
1077
01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:09,604
Full speed ahead!
1078
01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:13,476
May I remind you to fasten your seat belts
1079
01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:16,569
and extinguish all smoking material.
1080
01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:20,316
We haven't a chancel!
Your overthruster's for shit!
1081
01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:23,034
One more word out of you, bigbooty...
1082
01:32:23,288 --> 01:32:26,451
Bigboote! Te! Te!
1083
01:32:28,752 --> 01:32:32,791
Welcome aboard, banzai. You're next.
1084
01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:37,215
Let's go home.
1085
01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,808
The wall is softening.
1086
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:53,057
- Inertial overtones obtaining command.
- Oh, no.
1087
01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:10,749
Danger! Danger! We do not have
crossover. Negative mass is spreading.
1088
01:33:17,675 --> 01:33:22,009
We're not in the eighth
dimension. We are over New Jersey.
1089
01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,878
All is not lost...
1090
01:33:24,015 --> 01:33:26,677
Stand by to incinerate smolensk.
1091
01:33:27,977 --> 01:33:29,342
Jettison!
1092
01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:33,309
So sorry, gentlemen,
but I must dump the excess baggage.
1093
01:33:38,446 --> 01:33:41,153
Arrivederci, banzai!
1094
01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:47,403
- Where's the power?
- I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school.
1095
01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:49,988
What do we do, jump-start it?
1096
01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:19,442
Rocket stabiliser.
1097
01:34:19,571 --> 01:34:21,607
Is what this?
1098
01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:25,569
Looks like a gun.
1099
01:34:30,748 --> 01:34:32,909
John Parker, take this wheel.
1100
01:34:36,212 --> 01:34:40,080
Right, just... just hold onto that.
It flies like a truck.
1101
01:34:40,216 --> 01:34:42,172
Good. What is a truck?
1102
01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:46,177
Electric beam is fine, lord whotfin.
1103
01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:09,568
Thermopod on our tail. Over.
1104
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:13,242
Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games?
1105
01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:18,456
- Let's just stabilise her?
- Wanna play hide-and-seek?
1106
01:35:18,755 --> 01:35:24,295
Ok. Ok. Start left. Go left. More, more,
more, more. Left, left. Left! I said left!
1107
01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:27,169
- This is left!
- I mean my left. Go your right.
1108
01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:28,552
Go.
1109
01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:31,055
Faster! He's gaining.
1110
01:35:31,351 --> 01:35:33,137
Feet, do your stuff!
1111
01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:38,897
More, more, more. Lock in, lock in,
lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive.
1112
01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:41,892
Whorfin... sayonara.
1113
01:35:44,322 --> 01:35:49,908
Banzai! I'll see you in hell!
1114
01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:53,453
We've got him!
1115
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:56,826
- Pull up!
- It's stuck!
1116
01:36:03,466 --> 01:36:05,832
John whorfin... destroyed.
1117
01:36:07,345 --> 01:36:09,552
Deactivate particle beam.
1118
01:36:09,847 --> 01:36:14,011
Tracking 0-0-0.
1119
01:37:00,732 --> 01:37:02,643
I thought you bought it.
1120
01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:05,187
- Yeah, me too. Where's penny?
- At the bus.
1121
01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:07,436
New Jersey helped me bring her back.
1122
01:37:07,572 --> 01:37:10,154
- How is she?
- He said he'd pull her through.
1123
01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:13,070
Quite a guy, if you want my opinion.
1124
01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:15,652
You give me that gizmo
1125
01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:21,283
and I'll give you a brand new
crisp $20 bill. Huh?
1126
01:37:22,712 --> 01:37:26,955
- All right, I'll tell you what...
- Hey, scooter! Fall in.
1127
01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:35,172
This what you're looking for, buckaroo?
1128
01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:41,136
- Scooter... you got his job.
- All right!
1129
01:37:41,272 --> 01:37:47,393
- Wanna ride in the jet car?
- Wow! But I have to ask my dad first.
1130
01:37:47,528 --> 01:37:50,395
Ok, you ask your dad, I'll wash up.
1131
01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:56,526
Aw.
1132
01:38:02,251 --> 01:38:04,287
I did all I could.
1133
01:38:07,632 --> 01:38:11,750
Buckaroo, president's on line one. Is
everything ok with the alien space cloud,
1134
01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:14,218
or should he go ahead
and destroy Russia?
1135
01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:17,259
Tell him yes on one and no on two.
1136
01:38:18,559 --> 01:38:22,017
Which was "yes"?
To destroy Russia or number two?
1137
01:39:25,668 --> 01:39:27,283
Penny.
1138
01:39:41,517 --> 01:39:43,553
Careful.
1139
01:39:46,189 --> 01:39:48,225
You're all right.
1140
01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:53,772
You look awful.
1141
01:39:53,905 --> 01:39:59,070
You don't exactly light up
a party yourself... penny priddy.
1142
01:40:10,546 --> 01:40:13,208
So what? Big deal!
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