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(eerie ambient music)
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(thudding)
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(breathing heavily)
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(muffled chattering)
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- [Nurse] So, on a
scale of one to 10,
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10 being the strongest, how
are we doing on the nausea?
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- I'd say about, about an 11.
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- [Nurse] You have any
ringing in your ears?
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(high-pitched ringing)
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- Hm?
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- [Nurse] Any ringing or,
or buzzing of the ears?
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- You sound like
you're underwater.
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- [Nurse] And any
tingling sensations
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in your fingertips or toes?
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(exhales)
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- In my mouth.
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- [Nurse] You have
tingling in your mouth?
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- In my mouth.
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- [Nurse] Interesting.
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You mind if I take a peek?
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(light buzzes)
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(cart clatters)
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(exhales)
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(tray clatters)
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(heavy electronic music)
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(breathes heavily)
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- I bet you two wish you
were in Group A, huh?
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(vomits)
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(spits)
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(heavy electronic music)
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- Sorry it didn't work out.
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- You said $1750.
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- It's $1750 if you
do all eight days.
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It's a new policy.
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- New policy?
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Since when?
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I was countin' on
that scratch, man.
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- Sorry, kid.
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They're shaking things
up in Carpetland again.
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The whole department's
getting the squeeze.
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It's not like the
glory days at CLR.
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- You know what?
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Fuck Naltech!
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Fuck this office!
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Fuck you!
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(door bursts open)
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Fuck!
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(heavy electronic music)
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You got a smoke?
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(distant sirens wail)
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- Yeah, sure.
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I guess we both
got the boot, huh?
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(lighter flicks)
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(sighs)
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I've been waiting 30
minutes for the 151.
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Fuckin' blows.
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- 151 doesn't run on Sundays.
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- It's Sunday?
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(heavy electronic music)
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You wanna come home with me?
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You know, Sunday dinner.
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Mom always goes big.
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I'll blow you too.
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After dinner.
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(heavy electronic music)
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(gulping)
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(exhales)
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(belches)
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(sighs)
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- Please don't look at me.
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- I'm not.
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- [Bill] Oh, Jesus Christ.
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This sucks.
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- What's wrong with your hair?
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- What do you mean?
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- It's all shaved and stuff.
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- Hm.
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Don't worry about it.
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- I like his hair.
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What?
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I do.
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(silverware clinking)
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- What's your name again?
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- Bill.
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- Do you hate me, Bill?
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- Nope.
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- Good.
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- Oh, no.
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Come on.
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No, no, no, no!
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Fuck!
(hand pounds table)
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- Hit him!
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Hit him!
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Stomp him!
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Come on!
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Oh, that's lousy!
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- Every year, man.
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I'm tellin' you-
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- I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.
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Why don't you come meet me?
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- [Bobby] It's
fuckin' impossible.
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It's impossible.
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- Do you like football?
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(Bobby growls)
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- [Bobby] They don't draft well.
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- No.
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- [Bobby] Can't play
defense, they don't draft,
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they don't scheme.
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(heavy electronic music)
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- Run!
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Run, you nigger!
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Run!
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- Go, go, go!
- Run, yeah!
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(laughs)
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- There it is!
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- Woo!
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(heavy electronic music)
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- [Bobby] Ah!
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That was awesome.
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Did you see that shit?
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That was awesome!
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- So you really like my hair?
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Or are you just
making conversation?
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- [Bill] Oh, yeah!
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(light pop rock music)
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- Come on.
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Dance with me.
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♪ Met you on a springtime day ♪
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♪ You were mindin' your life ♪
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- Yeah?
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♪ And I was mindin' mine, too ♪
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- Watch this.
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♪ I had a strange sensation ♪
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♪ And, darlin'
that's when I knew ♪
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♪ That it's sad to
belong to someone else ♪
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♪ When the right
one comes along ♪
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♪ Yes, it's sad ♪
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- I'm really glad
you came to dinner.
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♪ When the right
one comes along ♪
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♪ Oh, I wake up in the night ♪
141
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♪ And I reached beside me ♪
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♪ Hopin' you will be there ♪
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- Mom!
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(gasps)
(record scratches)
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What the fuck are you doing?
146
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Why?
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God damn it!
148
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I hate you!
149
00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:14,028
- I hate you!
150
00:09:16,329 --> 00:09:17,295
- What the fuck is goin' on?
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(breathes heavily)
152
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- He was taking advantage of me.
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(exhales)
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- She's tellin' stories, Bill.
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That's the sauce talkin'.
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- Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.
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Get out!
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(beer can clatters)
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- Oh, I'll kill him, Daddy.
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- Get him!
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(heavy electronic music)
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(screams)
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(grunts)
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- Where you gonna
go, motherfucker?
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You little pervert punk!
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- Come at me, you
fuckin' cocksucker!
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(dishes clattering)
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- [Bill] Oh, shit!
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(gasps)
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- My food!
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(glass shatters)
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- No!
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My window!
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You asshole!
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You smashed my bay window!
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00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:01,339
He smashed our bay window!
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00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:02,307
- Let's get him.
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00:10:02,342 --> 00:10:03,242
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Now watch the glass, Bobber.
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(fire blazes)
(gasping)
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Call the cops!
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Go on, call the cops!
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(heavy electronic music)
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(birds chirping)
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- Oh, crud.
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00:11:02,974 --> 00:11:05,403
(boys laughing)
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00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:12,410
- Nice save, cum-catcher.
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00:11:12,445 --> 00:11:14,049
- Yeah, too bad Coach
doesn't have a bukkake team,
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retard, you could
probably get a full-ride.
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00:11:16,383 --> 00:11:18,218
- Yeah, you could
major in suckin' dick.
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00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:21,023
(boys laughing)
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00:11:21,058 --> 00:11:22,255
- No, leave it!
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It's a good look for you.
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- Yeah, it gets me hard.
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All that goo everywhere.
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(moans)
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Are you gonna eat that?
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'Cause my dick is starving.
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He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.
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(boys laughs)
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(dramatic music)
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Ah, fuck!
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(spits)
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00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:52,923
Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?
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- You know it's a
loser-ass sandwich, D.
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There's just plain white
paper on the motherfucker.
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00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,863
- Dude, tell me
I didn't get some
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of this shit on my tracksuit.
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00:12:00,196 --> 00:12:02,427
- Oh, Coach would
kill you, Derrick.
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(sighs)
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- I swear to God, if
any of this toxic waste
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gets on my tracksuit,
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I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made it
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and fucking kill his family!
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God, fuck!
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Let's fucking go.
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- God damn it!
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One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.
219
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Now they're all covered.
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Patty!
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- Yes, Mister Hanley?
222
00:12:39,071 --> 00:12:41,598
- Get a rag and some soapy
water and clean this up.
223
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,501
These fuckers gotta be show
quality if we're gonna move 'em
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up to the front window.
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00:12:45,505 --> 00:12:47,879
- Like hand soap
from the bathroom?
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00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:49,243
- No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
227
00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,245
We need 'em to shine!
228
00:12:52,644 --> 00:12:54,545
Come on, move your ass!
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(distant sirens wails)
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00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:14,136
(breathes heavily)
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00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:18,173
(slurps)
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(liquid splattering)
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(heavy electronic music)
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00:13:31,254 --> 00:13:33,892
- I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.
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(laughs)
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00:13:34,554 --> 00:13:35,454
- Hey, look!
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I think retard's jealous!
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00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,621
(laughs)
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00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:39,656
- What are you looking
at, you fucking dog?
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00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:42,395
(all barking)
241
00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:48,038
(laughing)
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00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:52,405
(basketball bounces)
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00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,463
(insects buzz)
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00:14:35,747 --> 00:14:38,187
(coughing)
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00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:41,619
(grunts)
246
00:14:41,654 --> 00:14:43,126
- Oh, boy.
247
00:14:43,161 --> 00:14:46,195
That ground chuck has
a real kick to it.
248
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,625
Did you do something
different tonight?
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00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,429
- Take a sip of water, Norm.
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00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:50,496
- Oh.
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00:14:57,637 --> 00:14:58,471
Ahh.
252
00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:01,441
That's a-spicy.
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00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:03,113
(hands thump)
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00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:05,643
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
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00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:08,184
- You didn't spice
it up a little bit?
256
00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:09,449
- It's just a little cumin.
257
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:12,287
No more than the
recipe calls for.
258
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- Mom, what's cumin again?
259
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,324
- Honey, let's not
do this tonight.
260
00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:18,425
Just eat your salad, please.
261
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,197
Hey, um, shells are edible.
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00:15:21,232 --> 00:15:22,264
- Mm.
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00:15:22,299 --> 00:15:25,234
- Anybody tried their shell yet?
264
00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:27,533
And why are you not eating?
265
00:15:28,569 --> 00:15:30,074
Something happen at school?
266
00:15:30,109 --> 00:15:32,637
- Mom, why are you doing this?
267
00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:34,474
Why are you trying to pry, okay?
268
00:15:34,509 --> 00:15:36,377
It's, like, pry,
pry, pry with you.
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00:15:36,412 --> 00:15:37,543
- No one's prying, Kev.
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00:15:37,578 --> 00:15:39,248
Your mom just asked
you a question.
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- You need to take
it down a notch.
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You're spazzing.
273
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- Dad!
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00:15:43,518 --> 00:15:45,122
- Patty, cool it.
275
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,126
- So, how was school today?
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- Oh, my God.
277
00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:51,425
Is it always gonna
be an inquisition?
278
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,459
What did you do today?
279
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,326
Hmm?
280
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:54,395
- You better tame
that tone, mister.
281
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,330
- I'm done.
282
00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:56,199
May I be excused, please?
283
00:15:56,234 --> 00:15:57,431
- No, you may not.
284
00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:58,729
You're gonna sit
there with all of us,
285
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:00,467
eat your taco salad
and have dessert.
286
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,369
I got a chocolate cake.
287
00:16:01,404 --> 00:16:02,733
- Oh.
(chuckles)
288
00:16:02,768 --> 00:16:04,471
- Hey, Mom, can I go see
a rock show with Sissy
289
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,440
and Karen on Friday?
290
00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:07,474
- Sissy and Karen?
291
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,409
- Hm-hm.
292
00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:09,610
- That's a blast from the past.
293
00:16:09,645 --> 00:16:10,741
I haven't heard you talk about
them since you dropped out
294
00:16:10,776 --> 00:16:11,742
of junior college.
295
00:16:11,777 --> 00:16:13,414
- What's the group?
296
00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,779
- Oh, they're this really
cool group from New York City.
297
00:16:15,814 --> 00:16:18,254
They're, um, really
smart and stuff.
298
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:20,586
The music is almost educational.
299
00:16:20,621 --> 00:16:22,621
- What's the name of the group?
300
00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:24,260
- The Alliance.
301
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,723
- Oh, I don't know.
302
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:28,264
That, that sounds
pretty militant.
303
00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:29,465
The Alliance?
304
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,334
- I don't like the sound of
this New York militia music.
305
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,303
- Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!
306
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:35,502
(fork clatters)
307
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,635
- Hey, you need to
take it down a notch.
308
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,076
- Shut the hell up, Kev!
309
00:16:38,111 --> 00:16:39,176
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
310
00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:40,606
Watch the language.
311
00:16:41,873 --> 00:16:42,773
All right?
312
00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:45,578
Now, rock concerts are bad news.
313
00:16:47,186 --> 00:16:49,681
Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.
314
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:51,122
- That's true.
315
00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:52,816
- There's not gonna
be any strobe lights.
316
00:16:52,851 --> 00:16:55,390
- Hey, here's an idea.
317
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:58,129
Why don't you invite Sissy and
Karen over Friday night and
318
00:16:58,164 --> 00:16:59,361
have a slumber party
like old times.
319
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:00,527
We can play Party Farm.
320
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,232
Dad can whip up some
homemade ice cream.
321
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:03,366
- Hm-hm.
322
00:17:03,402 --> 00:17:05,697
- No one wants to play that
baby stuff anymore, Mom.
323
00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:07,204
I'm 20 years old.
324
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:08,535
- Now who's spazzing?
325
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,767
- Kevin, shut the eff up!
326
00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:12,308
- Okay, you really need
to take it down a notch.
327
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:15,575
(high-pitched screaming)
328
00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:26,190
(punk rock music)
329
00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:27,488
♪ Try to see me as I age ♪
330
00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:28,324
♪ Things up there
with silent rage ♪
331
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:51,578
♪ Disgusted with
this human race ♪
332
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:55,780
♪ Slightly narrowed in a daze ♪
333
00:17:55,815 --> 00:17:57,287
♪ Cancer that
controls your mind ♪
334
00:17:57,322 --> 00:17:58,288
♪ The cancer that
consumes mankind ♪
335
00:17:58,323 --> 00:17:59,520
♪ In a world so full of hate ♪
336
00:17:59,555 --> 00:18:03,854
♪ Still it's just to procreate ♪
337
00:18:03,889 --> 00:18:04,690
♪ No one listens ♪
338
00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:05,889
♪ No one will ♪
339
00:18:05,924 --> 00:18:06,593
♪ And wastes, you
aren't as civilized ♪
340
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,594
♪ No match ♪
341
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:12,566
♪ No conviction in their eyes ♪
342
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,535
♪ Fanatical religious right ♪
343
00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:17,241
♪ Pray with you
because you're white ♪
344
00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:18,572
♪ Pro-white virgin,
now or never ♪
345
00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:20,442
♪ Hold your breath,
hold your last breathe ♪
346
00:18:20,477 --> 00:18:22,741
(breathes heavily)
347
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,281
♪ See behind, behind
the crossing ♪
348
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,546
(breathing heavily)
349
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:26,480
♪ Get lost you hypocrite ♪
350
00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:28,846
♪ We've had enough
of your bullshit ♪
351
00:18:28,881 --> 00:18:32,256
(breathing heavily)
352
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,885
(Polaroid whirs)
353
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,557
♪ No conviction in their eyes ♪
354
00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:37,954
♪ No ♪
355
00:18:37,989 --> 00:18:41,199
(breathing heavily)
356
00:18:46,239 --> 00:18:47,568
- Jesus Christ, lady.
357
00:18:47,603 --> 00:18:49,735
It's a check, not a $100 bill.
358
00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:56,841
- May I see a
second form of I.D.?
359
00:18:56,876 --> 00:18:58,414
- No, fuck you.
360
00:18:58,449 --> 00:18:59,580
Don't be a cunt.
361
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:02,583
- What did you just say?
362
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,552
- You heard me the first time.
363
00:19:04,587 --> 00:19:06,290
You're just not used
to anybody challenging
364
00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:08,787
your fuckin'
psychological warfare.
365
00:19:08,822 --> 00:19:12,956
Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.
366
00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:15,893
(heavy electronic music)
367
00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:18,698
(dogs barking)
368
00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:22,900
- Are you trying
to buy some drugs?
369
00:19:24,343 --> 00:19:26,739
(bang on door)
370
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:32,811
- Damn, this white
boy all business.
371
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,684
- Yo, get away from
my fuckin' door.
372
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,655
Hey, keep these fuckin'
kids away from my door!
373
00:19:44,693 --> 00:19:46,693
(door closes)
374
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,728
(sighs)
375
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,666
So my man, what you need?
376
00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:55,768
- Freestyle it.
377
00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:03,842
(distant thudding)
378
00:20:03,877 --> 00:20:05,679
- [Man] Don't do that shit!
379
00:20:05,714 --> 00:20:08,550
(muffled yelling)
380
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,695
- Oh, check this shit out.
381
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:34,642
Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on me
382
00:20:34,677 --> 00:20:36,644
for a pound of schwag.
383
00:20:36,679 --> 00:20:39,647
Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?
384
00:20:39,682 --> 00:20:40,549
- Yeah, this Neumann here.
385
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:42,045
You hit the jackpot.
386
00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:44,388
- Shit, man, make me an offer.
387
00:20:44,423 --> 00:20:45,917
It's priced to scoot.
388
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:48,722
- Okay, cool.
389
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:49,855
Give me a week.
390
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,692
I gotta dump this shit.
391
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:52,957
- All right.
392
00:20:52,992 --> 00:20:54,926
Well, shit, you
wanna stick around?
393
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:56,697
Smoke a joint?
394
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:57,929
- I can't.
395
00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:00,470
It fucks with my motivation.
396
00:21:04,773 --> 00:21:07,972
(light electronic music)
397
00:21:40,743 --> 00:21:42,809
Are you fucking kidding me?
398
00:21:56,759 --> 00:21:57,824
(door chime rings)
399
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,859
- I think I'm in love.
400
00:21:59,894 --> 00:22:02,400
Would you look at this clam?
401
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:05,898
(grunts)
402
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:08,637
Man, I'm glad that
bush making a comeback.
403
00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:11,541
Shit, it's about fuckin' time.
404
00:22:11,576 --> 00:22:13,675
You might want to
check out page 69.
405
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:17,008
- I think you'll be
interested in page 13.
406
00:22:21,718 --> 00:22:22,552
- My man.
407
00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:25,753
You want a hot dog?
408
00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:29,559
- No.
409
00:22:30,495 --> 00:22:32,826
Let me get a, let me
get two packs of Royals.
410
00:22:32,861 --> 00:22:33,893
- Royals?
411
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,196
Don't sweat, man.
412
00:22:40,231 --> 00:22:41,098
What the fuck I care?
413
00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:44,871
(door chime rings)
414
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,775
Man, didn't I tell you not to
fucking come in here again?
415
00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:48,941
Huh?
416
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:49,810
Come on.
417
00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:50,646
Motherfucker!
418
00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:52,846
(door chime rings)
419
00:22:52,881 --> 00:22:56,113
(heavy electronic music)
420
00:22:58,755 --> 00:23:02,185
(distant car alarm wailing)
421
00:23:14,804 --> 00:23:17,574
(toy gun firing)
422
00:23:34,186 --> 00:23:37,792
(light electronic music)
423
00:23:43,932 --> 00:23:47,164
(heavy electronic music)
424
00:23:57,550 --> 00:24:01,046
(police radio chattering)
425
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,697
(lighter flicks)
426
00:24:19,297 --> 00:24:22,232
(tires screeching)
427
00:24:24,907 --> 00:24:25,708
(tires screeching)
428
00:24:25,743 --> 00:24:27,105
(door chime rings)
429
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:30,911
(cleaning supplies clatter)
430
00:24:30,946 --> 00:24:34,145
(heavy electronic music)
431
00:24:45,224 --> 00:24:48,093
(door opening)
432
00:25:08,687 --> 00:25:11,083
(tires screech)
433
00:25:15,661 --> 00:25:18,123
- You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?
434
00:25:18,158 --> 00:25:21,863
(police radio chattering)
435
00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:25,361
You see this creep,
436
00:25:25,396 --> 00:25:29,002
dial the number at the
bottom of the flyer.
437
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:34,106
(police siren chirps)
438
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,684
- I knew I recognized you.
439
00:25:42,017 --> 00:25:44,347
You were in my Music
Appreciation course at the J.C.
440
00:25:44,382 --> 00:25:45,755
before I quit.
441
00:25:46,956 --> 00:25:47,757
- Yeah?
442
00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:50,628
(lighter flicks)
443
00:25:50,663 --> 00:25:54,027
- Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.
444
00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:57,228
- Okay, yeah.
445
00:26:00,904 --> 00:26:03,773
- Your hair was longer then.
446
00:26:03,808 --> 00:26:04,642
Like this.
447
00:26:09,781 --> 00:26:13,013
But other than that,
you look the same.
448
00:26:13,048 --> 00:26:15,048
- You look the same too.
449
00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:16,947
- Thanks.
450
00:26:18,218 --> 00:26:20,988
- It's not really a compliment.
451
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:28,831
Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?
452
00:26:28,866 --> 00:26:29,667
(sighs)
453
00:26:29,702 --> 00:26:30,767
- I wish.
454
00:26:30,802 --> 00:26:32,736
The Pet Zone next door.
455
00:26:35,939 --> 00:26:37,103
- So what are you
doin' out here?
456
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:40,040
What, are you on
break or somethin'?
457
00:26:41,076 --> 00:26:43,846
- Mister Hanley just let me go.
458
00:26:44,849 --> 00:26:47,080
- What, like you got fired?
459
00:26:47,115 --> 00:26:49,082
- Well, Michigan's
raising the minimum wage,
460
00:26:49,117 --> 00:26:52,151
so he's gonna go
back to cleaning the
animal cages himself
461
00:26:52,186 --> 00:26:54,054
until the economy
gets back on its feet.
462
00:26:54,089 --> 00:26:58,058
- Jesus Christ, that's
what he fuckin' told you?
463
00:26:58,093 --> 00:26:59,125
- Uh-huh.
464
00:27:01,096 --> 00:27:06,000
- So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.
465
00:27:07,872 --> 00:27:09,905
(laughs)
466
00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:12,237
- You're funny.
467
00:27:17,211 --> 00:27:21,213
- Look, you got someplace
around here we can go?
468
00:27:24,856 --> 00:27:25,690
- Mm hm.
469
00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:37,328
(door clicking)
470
00:27:44,909 --> 00:27:45,501
(sighs)
471
00:27:45,536 --> 00:27:47,470
(lighter flicks)
472
00:27:47,505 --> 00:27:49,109
You can't smoke in here.
473
00:27:49,144 --> 00:27:51,111
My dad's allergic.
474
00:27:51,146 --> 00:27:52,145
(inhales)
475
00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:53,311
- Fuck your dad.
476
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:06,929
Is that your mom?
477
00:28:09,065 --> 00:28:09,833
- Yeah.
478
00:28:09,868 --> 00:28:10,768
- Yeah.
479
00:28:10,803 --> 00:28:12,935
What, is she a bull dyke?
480
00:28:12,970 --> 00:28:14,068
- What do you mean?
481
00:28:14,103 --> 00:28:16,301
- I mean, does she eat pussy?
482
00:28:17,469 --> 00:28:19,106
You see, the haircut
gives it away.
483
00:28:19,141 --> 00:28:23,110
It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.
484
00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,245
(inhales)
485
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,917
Is that your brother?
486
00:28:27,952 --> 00:28:29,512
- Yeah, that's Kevin.
487
00:28:29,547 --> 00:28:31,085
- Oh.
488
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,285
He looks like a faggot.
489
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,957
- Well, he's not homosexual.
490
00:28:34,992 --> 00:28:38,059
- Yeah, I'm sure he
just looks queer.
491
00:28:42,494 --> 00:28:43,966
You the oldest?
492
00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:46,199
- Yeah.
493
00:28:47,202 --> 00:28:49,136
Kevin's adopted.
494
00:28:49,171 --> 00:28:50,005
- No shit?
495
00:28:51,437 --> 00:28:53,107
Imagine that.
496
00:28:53,142 --> 00:28:55,373
The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kid
497
00:28:55,408 --> 00:28:59,047
just doing her part
for society and shit.
498
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,316
- Come on.
499
00:29:05,616 --> 00:29:09,222
(light electronic music)
500
00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:14,260
You want something to drink?
501
00:29:15,197 --> 00:29:17,230
- Sure, what do you got?
502
00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:20,200
- Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box-
503
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:25,139
- That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.
504
00:29:25,174 --> 00:29:27,174
How 'bout a couple of beers?
505
00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:29,440
- Sorry, Dad's allergic.
506
00:29:29,475 --> 00:29:32,344
- To cigarette
smoke and alcohol?
507
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:33,917
- Yeah.
508
00:29:33,952 --> 00:29:35,314
- Jesus fuckin' Christ.
509
00:29:35,349 --> 00:29:37,514
How does he cope?
510
00:29:37,549 --> 00:29:39,384
- What do you mean?
511
00:29:39,419 --> 00:29:42,255
- I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' family
512
00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:44,257
without some kind of vice?
513
00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:50,934
- What's a vice again?
514
00:29:53,466 --> 00:29:57,336
- You know, I can't
figure you out.
515
00:29:57,371 --> 00:30:01,109
You got shit for brains
and zero personality,
516
00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:06,147
but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,
517
00:30:06,182 --> 00:30:08,853
hell, I could
probably get a hard.
518
00:30:13,255 --> 00:30:16,355
You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?
519
00:30:19,657 --> 00:30:21,965
(slurps)
520
00:30:23,331 --> 00:30:25,364
Take off your glasses.
521
00:30:34,045 --> 00:30:35,440
Let your hair down.
522
00:30:41,954 --> 00:30:43,052
Shake it out.
523
00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:50,191
Now take off that
stupid fuckin' smock.
524
00:30:50,226 --> 00:30:53,425
(light electronic music)
525
00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:12,477
Why did you bring
me to your house?
526
00:31:13,513 --> 00:31:15,480
- I don't know.
527
00:31:15,515 --> 00:31:16,415
- Bullshit.
528
00:31:19,321 --> 00:31:23,422
I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.
529
00:31:26,691 --> 00:31:29,197
You got a boyfriend?
530
00:31:29,232 --> 00:31:30,066
- No.
531
00:31:31,069 --> 00:31:32,134
- Girlfriend?
532
00:31:33,137 --> 00:31:34,270
- No.
533
00:31:34,305 --> 00:31:36,699
- I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.
534
00:31:36,734 --> 00:31:39,042
I got a thing for dyke bitches.
535
00:31:39,077 --> 00:31:41,011
- No, I'm not homosexual.
536
00:31:41,046 --> 00:31:44,014
(chuckles)
537
00:31:44,049 --> 00:31:47,611
- You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?
538
00:31:49,219 --> 00:31:51,681
(chuckles)
539
00:31:51,716 --> 00:31:54,618
- You need to take
it down a notch.
540
00:31:57,491 --> 00:32:00,162
- What is that supposed to mean?
541
00:32:00,197 --> 00:32:02,395
(chuckles)
542
00:32:07,204 --> 00:32:08,599
Look, I owe you one.
543
00:32:14,211 --> 00:32:15,210
You name it.
544
00:32:17,379 --> 00:32:18,411
Deal?
545
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,992
Think about it.
546
00:32:30,326 --> 00:32:31,424
(door opens)
547
00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:32,689
- [Connie] Patty?
548
00:32:32,724 --> 00:32:34,394
- That's my mom.
549
00:32:34,429 --> 00:32:38,167
- I could use your help with
the grocery bags, please.
550
00:32:40,534 --> 00:32:41,731
Oh, my.
551
00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:44,635
(coughing)
552
00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:45,504
- Mm.
553
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:49,244
That is fuckin'
delicious, Connie.
554
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:50,080
Thank you.
555
00:32:50,115 --> 00:32:51,345
I was half starved.
556
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:52,379
- Dad, he just- you're
gonna let him get away
557
00:32:52,414 --> 00:32:53,413
with that F-bomb?
558
00:32:53,448 --> 00:32:54,678
(sneezes)
559
00:32:54,713 --> 00:32:56,284
- Quiet, Kev.
560
00:32:56,319 --> 00:32:57,153
- Yeah.
561
00:32:57,188 --> 00:32:57,780
Quiet, Kev.
562
00:32:57,815 --> 00:32:59,551
- Shut up, retard.
563
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,454
- That's enough, Kevin.
564
00:33:01,489 --> 00:33:03,357
- What do you call this again?
565
00:33:03,392 --> 00:33:04,589
- Chicken cordon bleu.
566
00:33:04,624 --> 00:33:06,426
- It's fantastic.
567
00:33:06,461 --> 00:33:07,327
- Well, it was frozen.
568
00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:09,528
It's not like she
made it herself, so-
569
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:11,233
- Tame that tone, Kev.
570
00:33:11,268 --> 00:33:12,531
You're on thin ice!
571
00:33:12,566 --> 00:33:14,764
- Kevin, you're at an
eight, and you need
572
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:16,139
to be at about a three.
573
00:33:16,174 --> 00:33:17,074
I'm sorry.
574
00:33:17,109 --> 00:33:18,339
He's usually not so aggressive.
575
00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:19,175
- It's fine.
576
00:33:19,210 --> 00:33:20,374
It's fine.
577
00:33:20,409 --> 00:33:23,245
I'm just not used to
cooking of this caliber.
578
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,545
You see, in Africa our
rations are very meager.
579
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:27,480
- Africa?
580
00:33:27,515 --> 00:33:29,548
- My parents are missionaries.
581
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,748
We've, uh, spent the last
three years building churches
582
00:33:31,783 --> 00:33:32,782
in Tanzania.
583
00:33:33,719 --> 00:33:35,422
- Oh, my.
584
00:33:35,457 --> 00:33:38,623
- If you survived on a diet of
ugali and, uh, sweet potatoes
585
00:33:38,658 --> 00:33:40,361
for three years,
you'd understand
586
00:33:40,396 --> 00:33:44,299
why I'm so ecstatic about
your mom's cordon bleu.
587
00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:45,300
- What's ugali?
588
00:33:45,335 --> 00:33:46,301
- Don't worry about it.
589
00:33:46,336 --> 00:33:47,434
(sneezes)
590
00:33:47,469 --> 00:33:48,534
- So what's with the haircut?
591
00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:50,173
- Stop prying.
592
00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:51,341
- Stop frothing.
593
00:33:51,376 --> 00:33:53,572
- Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.
594
00:33:53,607 --> 00:33:56,344
- You know, there's no
dessert in Tanzania.
595
00:33:56,379 --> 00:34:00,150
- You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.
596
00:34:00,185 --> 00:34:04,418
Uh, seeing the world or
really making a difference.
597
00:34:05,718 --> 00:34:08,290
- Well, you know, nothing's,
uh, nothing's stopping you
598
00:34:08,325 --> 00:34:10,787
from enlisting on
Team Jesus, Norm.
599
00:34:10,822 --> 00:34:12,723
In fact, I'm rounding up
a fresh batch of apostles
600
00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:13,757
as we speak.
601
00:34:15,629 --> 00:34:16,795
- Oh, well, uh, uh, (chuckles)
602
00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:21,303
I was thinking more down the
line, you know, after I retire.
603
00:34:21,338 --> 00:34:23,470
- It's good to have a purpose.
604
00:34:23,505 --> 00:34:27,243
- But if there's any
other way we can help-
605
00:34:27,278 --> 00:34:31,874
- Actually, um, I'm in need
of a host family for the week.
606
00:34:31,909 --> 00:34:33,249
- I beg your pardon?
607
00:34:33,284 --> 00:34:34,910
- He's looking for
somewhere to stay, Norm.
608
00:34:34,945 --> 00:34:36,384
- Oh!
609
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:38,386
- You see, when we moved
to Tanzania, my parents,
610
00:34:38,421 --> 00:34:39,585
they sold the house.
611
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:41,587
They donated the
money to the church.
612
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:44,920
Our, uh, regular host
family's out of town,
613
00:34:44,955 --> 00:34:47,725
so I've been sleeping on
the couch in the church
614
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,628
for the past two nights.
615
00:34:49,663 --> 00:34:52,499
- He can stay in Kevin's
room on the top bunk.
616
00:34:52,534 --> 00:34:53,764
- No frickin' way!
617
00:34:53,799 --> 00:34:56,668
- Take it down a notch, Kev.
618
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:57,702
What do you think?
619
00:34:57,737 --> 00:34:59,407
(sneezes)
620
00:34:59,442 --> 00:35:01,574
- Yeah, I have no
problem with it.
621
00:35:01,609 --> 00:35:02,542
I'm happy to help.
622
00:35:02,577 --> 00:35:03,576
(sniffs)
623
00:35:03,611 --> 00:35:04,412
(fork clatters)
624
00:35:04,447 --> 00:35:05,545
- This blows!
625
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:06,744
Don't I get a say?
626
00:35:06,779 --> 00:35:08,647
- What's with all
the hostility, rager?
627
00:35:08,682 --> 00:35:10,517
- I'm not "raging."
628
00:35:10,552 --> 00:35:11,749
I just don't want to bunk
629
00:35:11,784 --> 00:35:13,223
with some creep with a
half-shaved head, okay?
630
00:35:13,258 --> 00:35:13,850
- That's it.
631
00:35:13,885 --> 00:35:15,324
You're grounded.
632
00:35:15,359 --> 00:35:16,457
- Grounded?
- Grounded with no pudding.
633
00:35:16,492 --> 00:35:18,624
- Connie, it's fine, really.
634
00:35:19,858 --> 00:35:20,791
I know what's wrong with Kev.
635
00:35:20,826 --> 00:35:21,627
- You do?
636
00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:23,266
- Sure.
637
00:35:23,301 --> 00:35:24,597
It's obvious.
638
00:35:24,632 --> 00:35:26,830
- Hey, new guy, do me a
favor, don't call me Kev.
639
00:35:26,865 --> 00:35:28,535
You've been here,
like, five minutes.
640
00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:31,538
- Zip it, mister, right now.
641
00:35:31,573 --> 00:35:33,771
- Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um,
642
00:35:33,806 --> 00:35:36,543
I noticed that there wasn't
any family prayer prior
643
00:35:36,578 --> 00:35:37,841
to the meal.
644
00:35:37,876 --> 00:35:39,612
Is that common?
645
00:35:39,647 --> 00:35:41,482
- Well, yeah, I guess.
646
00:35:42,914 --> 00:35:45,222
- Okay, well, would
you mind if I, uh,
647
00:35:45,257 --> 00:35:48,720
led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple-
648
00:35:49,624 --> 00:35:50,656
- Uh, of course not.
649
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:51,690
Thank you.
650
00:35:51,725 --> 00:35:52,526
We'd be honored.
651
00:35:52,561 --> 00:35:53,362
- Sure.
652
00:35:53,397 --> 00:35:54,462
Great.
653
00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:57,663
All right, everybody,
grab hands.
654
00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:58,928
Grab hands, okay?
655
00:36:01,405 --> 00:36:02,734
- Kevin.
656
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:04,769
(sighs)
657
00:36:07,741 --> 00:36:10,742
- Dear Lord, we thank
you for this bountiful
658
00:36:10,777 --> 00:36:14,350
and nourishing meal on
the table before us.
659
00:36:14,385 --> 00:36:17,551
May it strengthen and
refresh our earth bodies
660
00:36:17,586 --> 00:36:21,654
so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.
661
00:36:21,689 --> 00:36:24,756
Please bless Connie, who
has prepared this feast
662
00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:27,957
with loving hands, as
well as her life partner,
663
00:36:27,992 --> 00:36:31,598
Norman, who invites you
into his heart and hopes
664
00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:34,667
to one day be called to Tanzania
665
00:36:34,702 --> 00:36:37,736
where he can make a difference.
666
00:36:37,771 --> 00:36:40,772
And please bless Patty, whose
kindness and hospitality
667
00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,576
has allowed me into this home
668
00:36:42,611 --> 00:36:46,646
where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.
669
00:36:48,045 --> 00:36:52,421
And please, bless and watch
over Kevin, who especially needs
670
00:36:52,456 --> 00:36:55,490
your guidance during
his rebellious years,
671
00:36:55,525 --> 00:36:59,428
as he continues to lash
out and alienate himself
672
00:36:59,463 --> 00:37:01,265
from those around him.
673
00:37:02,664 --> 00:37:07,304
Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,
674
00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:11,440
and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,
675
00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:15,642
who must one day
hope to see his face,
676
00:37:17,382 --> 00:37:19,745
just as he longs to see theirs.
677
00:37:21,111 --> 00:37:22,385
- Wait, what?
678
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:24,816
- In Jesus' name, we pray.
679
00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:25,652
- Mom?
680
00:37:25,687 --> 00:37:26,686
- Uh-
681
00:37:26,721 --> 00:37:27,522
- Amen.
682
00:37:28,558 --> 00:37:29,623
(door opens)
683
00:37:29,658 --> 00:37:31,955
(distant yelling)
684
00:37:31,990 --> 00:37:34,661
- Sorry my room is a pig sty.
685
00:37:34,696 --> 00:37:38,401
- Your family gives
me a fuckin' migraine.
686
00:37:39,668 --> 00:37:41,701
- I've never seen Kev
break down like that.
687
00:37:41,736 --> 00:37:42,835
I feel bad for him.
688
00:37:42,871 --> 00:37:44,066
- Look, it's about time
somebody got straight with him.
689
00:37:44,101 --> 00:37:45,771
I mean, Jesus Christ.
690
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:48,642
When were they gonna fuckin'
tell him, on their death beds?
691
00:37:48,677 --> 00:37:49,808
(inhales)
692
00:37:49,843 --> 00:37:51,579
(chuckles)
693
00:37:51,614 --> 00:37:52,745
You want a zinger?
694
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:53,779
- No, thanks.
695
00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:55,517
I've got my own.
696
00:37:55,552 --> 00:37:56,353
- Oh yeah?
697
00:37:56,388 --> 00:37:57,013
- Mm-hm.
698
00:37:58,456 --> 00:38:01,688
I'm on five different
medications.
699
00:38:01,723 --> 00:38:03,822
- Jesus fucking Christ.
700
00:38:04,759 --> 00:38:07,892
- You want to listen
to some records?
701
00:38:08,763 --> 00:38:10,697
- Knock yourself out.
702
00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:12,732
- Thanks for including
me in your prayer.
703
00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:13,865
I thought that was sweet.
704
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:14,866
(lighter flicks)
705
00:38:14,901 --> 00:38:16,802
- You actually bought that shit?
706
00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:17,869
- Bought what?
707
00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,376
(lighter clinks)
708
00:38:19,411 --> 00:38:21,345
- That church bullshit?
709
00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:25,745
- You mean you told a lie?
710
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:26,614
- Yeah.
711
00:38:28,585 --> 00:38:30,112
- Why would you
lie about Tanzania?
712
00:38:30,147 --> 00:38:31,685
- Fuck Tanzania.
713
00:38:32,853 --> 00:38:34,083
Look, I needed a
place to hole up.
714
00:38:34,118 --> 00:38:35,788
Your house is perfect.
715
00:38:35,823 --> 00:38:37,856
- Why is it perfect?
716
00:38:37,891 --> 00:38:38,757
(inhales)
717
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:40,628
- Because nobody'll
look for me here.
718
00:38:40,663 --> 00:38:41,860
- Like those policemen?
719
00:38:41,895 --> 00:38:43,026
- Yeah.
720
00:38:43,061 --> 00:38:44,731
- Well, why were
they looking for you?
721
00:38:44,766 --> 00:38:47,866
- Because I like to burn shit.
722
00:38:47,901 --> 00:38:50,033
(lighter clinks)
723
00:38:50,068 --> 00:38:53,971
- You wouldn't burn our
house down, would you?
724
00:38:54,006 --> 00:38:54,807
- No.
725
00:38:54,842 --> 00:38:56,072
Fuck that.
726
00:38:56,107 --> 00:38:57,711
Come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.
727
00:38:57,746 --> 00:38:59,911
(exhales)
728
00:39:01,145 --> 00:39:05,752
- Hey, remember when you
said that you owed me one?
729
00:39:05,787 --> 00:39:08,623
- Yeah, 'cause it was,
like, an hour ago.
730
00:39:08,658 --> 00:39:10,922
- Well, I know what I want.
731
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,858
- All right, hit me.
732
00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:15,927
- I want you to take me
to The Alliance concert
733
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,126
on Friday night.
734
00:39:17,161 --> 00:39:18,160
- You would.
735
00:39:19,504 --> 00:39:21,867
Bunch of fuckin' posers.
736
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,770
- Yeah, but PSYOPS
is opening for them,
737
00:39:23,805 --> 00:39:25,607
and they're my favorite band.
738
00:39:25,642 --> 00:39:29,039
- There is no fucking way
PSYOPS would play a show
739
00:39:29,074 --> 00:39:30,843
with a band like The Alliance.
740
00:39:30,878 --> 00:39:31,877
(chuckles)
741
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,043
- No, it's true!
742
00:39:37,555 --> 00:39:40,457
Some kid was handing out
flyers downtown a few days ago.
743
00:39:40,492 --> 00:39:42,492
- What the fuck is this?
744
00:39:45,596 --> 00:39:48,058
How the fuck do you
know about PSYOPS?
745
00:39:48,093 --> 00:39:50,830
- Well, my friends Sissy and
Karen turned me onto them.
746
00:39:50,865 --> 00:39:52,766
I've got all their seven
inches, all their cassettes.
747
00:39:52,801 --> 00:39:53,602
Every one.
748
00:39:53,637 --> 00:39:54,229
- No, you don't.
749
00:39:54,264 --> 00:39:55,098
- Look!
750
00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:59,905
I even had to make a dub
of "Dinner in America"
751
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:02,776
because my boombox
chewed up the original.
752
00:40:02,811 --> 00:40:03,975
♪ Mom and Dad ♪
753
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,977
♪ Conversations
that make you sad ♪
754
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,979
♪ A lot of talking
and endless dread ♪
755
00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:09,816
♪ Just shove it in
and off to bed ♪
756
00:40:09,851 --> 00:40:10,916
- Oh, I love John Q.
757
00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:13,182
He's my favorite
of my favorites!
758
00:40:13,217 --> 00:40:14,656
- Knock it off.
759
00:40:15,725 --> 00:40:16,790
Knock it off.
760
00:40:16,825 --> 00:40:18,121
You're getting
yourself all worked up.
761
00:40:18,156 --> 00:40:20,222
- You know, John Q wears
a ski mask when they play.
762
00:40:20,257 --> 00:40:21,795
- Yeah, everybody
fuckin' knows that.
763
00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:23,159
Will you knock it off?
764
00:40:23,194 --> 00:40:24,996
Stop flailing around!
765
00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:25,931
- I think it's so cool.
766
00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:27,262
It's like it's top secret.
767
00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:29,099
(breathes heavily)
768
00:40:29,134 --> 00:40:30,540
You wanna know my secret?
769
00:40:30,575 --> 00:40:31,167
- No.
770
00:40:31,202 --> 00:40:32,003
- Oh, come on.
771
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:32,839
It's a good one.
772
00:40:32,874 --> 00:40:35,138
- I don't give a shit.
773
00:40:35,173 --> 00:40:37,712
- I write John Q love letters.
774
00:40:37,747 --> 00:40:39,142
- What the fuck are
you talking about?
775
00:40:39,177 --> 00:40:40,913
- Well, they're more like poems.
776
00:40:40,948 --> 00:40:41,914
Love poems.
777
00:40:41,949 --> 00:40:42,750
♪ Dinnertime ♪
778
00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:43,817
♪ Dinner in America ♪
779
00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:45,885
I write him one every week.
780
00:40:47,691 --> 00:40:48,921
Oh, my God.
781
00:40:48,956 --> 00:40:50,252
I can't believe I
just told you that.
782
00:40:50,287 --> 00:40:51,627
Is that weird?
783
00:40:51,662 --> 00:40:53,024
Do you think I'm weird?
784
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:55,928
(heavy rock music)
785
00:40:58,130 --> 00:41:00,966
- Where's your fuckin' bathroom?
786
00:41:03,674 --> 00:41:06,004
(breathes heavily)
787
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:09,073
(percussive music)
788
00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:29,995
(knocking on door)
789
00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:31,832
- [Patty] Simon?
790
00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:34,230
Are you doing a number two?
791
00:41:34,265 --> 00:41:36,936
Because, um, if you need
some extra toilet tissues,
792
00:41:36,971 --> 00:41:41,105
I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.
793
00:41:54,021 --> 00:41:57,088
(breathes heavily)
794
00:42:21,114 --> 00:42:24,621
(police radio chattering)
795
00:42:27,219 --> 00:42:30,286
- Which one of you
cunts set this up?
796
00:42:34,193 --> 00:42:35,632
- He did.
797
00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:36,358
- Fuckin'-
798
00:42:36,393 --> 00:42:37,293
- [Lou] Hey, hey, you pricks!
799
00:42:37,328 --> 00:42:38,228
- Get the fuck off me, Simon!
800
00:42:38,263 --> 00:42:39,262
- I'm about to call the cops.
801
00:42:39,297 --> 00:42:40,736
- Shove it up your ass, Lou!
802
00:42:40,771 --> 00:42:42,903
You're always about to
call the fuckin' cops.
803
00:42:42,938 --> 00:42:44,135
- I'm serious!
804
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:46,071
You order something or
take a fuckin' hike!
805
00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:48,139
- Then I demand a cup of coffee!
806
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:49,006
- Coffee?
807
00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:51,043
Does this look like
a men's shelter?
808
00:42:51,078 --> 00:42:52,682
You order something
off the dinner menu!
809
00:42:52,717 --> 00:42:54,178
- Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
810
00:42:54,213 --> 00:42:56,081
Just get the coffee!
811
00:42:57,051 --> 00:42:59,051
Lady, you mind your
own fuckin' business,
812
00:42:59,086 --> 00:43:02,989
and you and me, we're
gonna get along fine.
813
00:43:03,024 --> 00:43:04,089
The Alliance?
814
00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:06,960
You assholes want to
play eyeliner punk
815
00:43:06,995 --> 00:43:08,731
for a bunch of
14-year-old girls?
816
00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:09,963
- Fuck, man.
817
00:43:09,998 --> 00:43:11,162
Someone's gotta call the
shots when you're MIA.
818
00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:12,900
- MIA?
819
00:43:12,935 --> 00:43:15,001
How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?
820
00:43:15,036 --> 00:43:16,805
Feel free to chip
in at any point.
821
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,103
- So you got the money?
822
00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:19,907
- I don't wanna
fuckin' talk about it.
823
00:43:19,942 --> 00:43:21,172
- You junkie fuck!
824
00:43:21,207 --> 00:43:22,239
You spent it all on dope, huh?
825
00:43:22,274 --> 00:43:23,878
- You better reel
him the fuck in.
826
00:43:23,913 --> 00:43:24,714
- What a load of shit!
827
00:43:24,749 --> 00:43:25,440
- What a load of shit?
828
00:43:25,475 --> 00:43:27,079
You're a load of shit, Morgan!
829
00:43:27,114 --> 00:43:29,048
In the last four months, you've
kicked in, what, 50 bucks
830
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,379
and that piece of shit PA head?
831
00:43:30,414 --> 00:43:31,215
- Fuck you!
832
00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,249
That PA is 300 watts.
833
00:43:32,284 --> 00:43:33,184
- Fuck you!
834
00:43:33,219 --> 00:43:34,988
Fuck your 300 watts, okay?
835
00:43:35,023 --> 00:43:35,956
Fuck all of you!
836
00:43:35,991 --> 00:43:38,255
I'm the one floating
this whole operation.
837
00:43:38,290 --> 00:43:40,059
Do you know how much
blood I need to give
838
00:43:40,094 --> 00:43:42,094
to the fuckin' vampires
at the lab just
839
00:43:42,129 --> 00:43:44,426
to get our masters out of
this hostage situation?
840
00:43:44,461 --> 00:43:46,131
Everyone just calm
the fuck down.
841
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,231
- No, why don't you
calm the fuck down?
842
00:43:47,266 --> 00:43:48,837
- Yeah?
843
00:43:48,872 --> 00:43:50,102
- We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.
844
00:43:50,137 --> 00:43:51,433
That's another three grand.
845
00:43:51,468 --> 00:43:55,272
- Look, Eddie Sorvino
called me last week, 'kay?
846
00:43:55,307 --> 00:43:57,439
Monty played him the
Majestic Twelve session,
847
00:43:57,474 --> 00:43:59,177
and he fucking flipped.
848
00:43:59,212 --> 00:44:00,244
- That's how this
whole thing started.
849
00:44:00,279 --> 00:44:02,180
- Shut the fuck up, Morgan!
850
00:44:02,215 --> 00:44:05,117
- He wants us to play this
gig with The Alliance, okay?
851
00:44:05,152 --> 00:44:07,185
See if we're a good
fit, feel us out.
852
00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:10,254
If the band likes us, we're in
for the last leg of the tour.
853
00:44:10,289 --> 00:44:12,388
- "If the band likes us?"
854
00:44:12,423 --> 00:44:14,192
- Plus he said he'd
cover our dupes
855
00:44:14,227 --> 00:44:15,963
and get us square with Monty.
856
00:44:15,998 --> 00:44:17,261
- Sorvino knows we're good.
857
00:44:17,296 --> 00:44:18,966
He thinks we can go places.
858
00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:20,198
- Go places?
859
00:44:20,233 --> 00:44:22,068
We're not fuckin' sailors.
860
00:44:22,103 --> 00:44:23,465
We're a punk rock band.
861
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,906
- Hey, asshole!
862
00:44:24,941 --> 00:44:26,270
This could be our big
fucking break, okay?
863
00:44:26,305 --> 00:44:27,744
- Our big break?
864
00:44:27,779 --> 00:44:30,373
What the fuck are
you talking about?
865
00:44:32,883 --> 00:44:35,279
Look, you guys want
to play puppet show
866
00:44:35,314 --> 00:44:37,919
on Eddie Sorvino's
little circus tour,
867
00:44:37,954 --> 00:44:41,021
go right ahead, but leave
me the fuck out of it.
868
00:44:41,056 --> 00:44:42,121
- How about we vote on it?
869
00:44:42,156 --> 00:44:43,925
- It's not a democracy.
870
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,520
- I vote we play
the fucking show.
871
00:44:45,555 --> 00:44:46,356
- Me too.
872
00:44:47,491 --> 00:44:50,261
- What about you, Donovan?
873
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:52,197
- Yeah, Donnie.
874
00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:53,264
What about you?
875
00:44:56,005 --> 00:44:59,842
- Fucking Christ, I
thought we went over this?
876
00:45:01,373 --> 00:45:02,845
- What's with you?
877
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,879
- Quaaludes.
878
00:45:04,541 --> 00:45:07,410
(laughs)
879
00:45:07,445 --> 00:45:09,247
- That's a good boy.
880
00:45:10,481 --> 00:45:14,824
You don't want to play to
a sea of cellphones, do ya?
881
00:45:14,859 --> 00:45:18,828
Bunch of pussies doing
the stand and stare.
882
00:45:18,863 --> 00:45:22,194
That's not what music is, is it?
883
00:45:22,229 --> 00:45:23,063
No.
884
00:45:25,034 --> 00:45:26,132
God damn it, lady!
885
00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:27,364
Go back to your shrimp basket,
886
00:45:27,399 --> 00:45:29,333
mind your own fuckin' business!
887
00:45:29,368 --> 00:45:30,169
- That's it!
888
00:45:30,204 --> 00:45:31,907
All you punks out!
889
00:45:32,910 --> 00:45:33,502
Now!
890
00:45:33,537 --> 00:45:34,136
Move!
891
00:45:38,047 --> 00:45:40,278
Take the scarecrow with ya.
892
00:45:41,248 --> 00:45:42,214
- So why the fuck
did you guys cancel
893
00:45:42,249 --> 00:45:44,216
the secret show on Friday?
894
00:45:44,251 --> 00:45:46,119
- 'Cause we want to save your
juice for The Alliance gig.
895
00:45:46,154 --> 00:45:49,287
- Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.
896
00:45:49,322 --> 00:45:50,992
It's making me nauseous.
897
00:45:51,027 --> 00:45:55,293
You assholes get the show
back on or we're fuckin' done!
898
00:45:55,328 --> 00:45:57,064
I'll call you Friday at noon.
899
00:45:57,099 --> 00:45:59,429
- Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.
900
00:45:59,464 --> 00:46:02,003
- They got a real
hard-on for you, man.
901
00:46:02,038 --> 00:46:03,268
- Yeah?
902
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:04,436
And what the fuck did
you tell them, Morgan?
903
00:46:04,471 --> 00:46:07,910
- Same old, same old, that
we only know you as John Q.
904
00:46:07,945 --> 00:46:11,947
- We said you quit, but I
don't think they bought it.
905
00:46:11,982 --> 00:46:14,818
- You're in some
deep shit, Simon.
906
00:46:16,283 --> 00:46:17,887
- Check this out.
907
00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:20,615
They upped the reward.
908
00:46:20,650 --> 00:46:21,550
(laughs)
909
00:46:21,585 --> 00:46:23,354
- 5000 bucks?
910
00:46:23,389 --> 00:46:24,223
Damn!
911
00:46:25,358 --> 00:46:27,193
- They said you
assaulted some lady.
912
00:46:27,228 --> 00:46:28,557
Tried to burn her house down?
913
00:46:28,592 --> 00:46:31,197
- That's fuckin' bullshit.
914
00:46:31,232 --> 00:46:33,628
- They've been using this
crummy sketch for two years.
915
00:46:33,663 --> 00:46:35,366
At least they don't
have your real name.
916
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:37,632
- Yeah, except now
they're on to me.
917
00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:39,304
- How do you know?
918
00:46:39,339 --> 00:46:40,536
- Because there was an
unmarked squad car outside
919
00:46:40,571 --> 00:46:43,473
one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,
920
00:46:43,508 --> 00:46:45,981
which means somebody
fucking narced.
921
00:46:46,016 --> 00:46:46,608
- Don't look at me!
922
00:46:46,643 --> 00:46:47,444
- I am lookin' at you.
923
00:46:47,479 --> 00:46:48,280
- Hey, hey.
924
00:46:48,315 --> 00:46:49,314
Cool it, man.
925
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:50,249
He didn't say shit!
926
00:46:50,284 --> 00:46:51,514
- Man, how the fuck do you know?
927
00:46:51,549 --> 00:46:54,088
I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!
928
00:46:54,123 --> 00:46:54,924
- Come on.
929
00:46:54,959 --> 00:46:56,321
Don't be paranoid.
930
00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:57,223
You need a new place to crash?
931
00:46:57,258 --> 00:46:59,324
- Not with you assholes.
932
00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:00,655
- You want the keys
to the van then?
933
00:47:00,690 --> 00:47:01,491
- No.
934
00:47:01,526 --> 00:47:02,492
I'm set.
935
00:47:02,527 --> 00:47:03,900
- You're sure?
936
00:47:05,266 --> 00:47:08,663
- Man, you wouldn't believe
me even if I told you.
937
00:47:08,698 --> 00:47:12,304
(light electronic music)
938
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,568
(beer can opens)
939
00:48:12,399 --> 00:48:14,938
(screaming)
940
00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:18,073
(grunts)
941
00:48:18,108 --> 00:48:20,141
Fucking cool it, rager!
942
00:48:20,176 --> 00:48:20,977
Fuck!
943
00:48:21,012 --> 00:48:22,407
- You ruined everything!
944
00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:23,441
- That's it.
945
00:48:23,476 --> 00:48:24,342
Calm down!
946
00:48:24,377 --> 00:48:25,344
Calm down or I'm
gonna fuckin' pop you!
947
00:48:25,379 --> 00:48:26,576
- Get off me!
948
00:48:26,611 --> 00:48:28,083
- You wasted my
fucking tall boy.
949
00:48:28,118 --> 00:48:29,183
- I hate you!
950
00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:31,351
(grunts)
951
00:48:31,386 --> 00:48:33,286
- You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good here
952
00:48:33,321 --> 00:48:35,222
for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.
953
00:48:35,257 --> 00:48:36,487
Look at that bunkbed.
954
00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,060
It's fuckin' tits.
955
00:48:38,095 --> 00:48:39,325
You got a keyboard.
956
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,293
And what the fuck are those?
957
00:48:40,328 --> 00:48:41,129
Hmm?
958
00:48:41,164 --> 00:48:41,756
Gerbils?
959
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:42,592
- Guinea pigs, asshole!
960
00:48:42,627 --> 00:48:43,725
- Whatever.
961
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,364
You know, your
fuckin' problem isn't
962
00:48:45,399 --> 00:48:48,169
that you're adopted,
it's that you're uptight.
963
00:48:48,204 --> 00:48:53,207
I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?
964
00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:54,406
(grunts)
965
00:48:54,441 --> 00:48:56,408
- You mean marijuana?
966
00:48:56,443 --> 00:48:59,675
(light electronic music)
967
00:49:05,188 --> 00:49:07,452
(coughing)
968
00:49:11,392 --> 00:49:12,721
- You all right?
969
00:49:13,823 --> 00:49:15,592
(coughing)
970
00:49:15,627 --> 00:49:17,033
(laughs)
971
00:49:17,068 --> 00:49:20,168
- How am I supposed to
know when that kicks in?
972
00:49:20,203 --> 00:49:22,401
- Let me see those globes.
973
00:49:22,436 --> 00:49:23,336
Oh, yeah.
974
00:49:23,371 --> 00:49:25,767
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.
975
00:49:25,802 --> 00:49:26,735
- Huh?
976
00:49:26,770 --> 00:49:28,242
- You're baked.
977
00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:31,476
- Right now?
978
00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:32,345
- Yeah.
979
00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:35,480
You know how I can tell?
980
00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:36,581
- How?
981
00:49:36,616 --> 00:49:41,420
- I'm not sensing any
hostility comin' off a you.
982
00:49:41,455 --> 00:49:42,256
- That's weird.
983
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:43,092
Right?
984
00:49:43,127 --> 00:49:43,752
- M-hm.
985
00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:49,824
Look, do you want
a little advice?
986
00:49:49,859 --> 00:49:51,529
- Sure.
987
00:49:51,564 --> 00:49:55,797
- You should be smokin' a
gram of that shit every day.
988
00:49:57,339 --> 00:49:59,075
- Won't I get hooked?
989
00:49:59,110 --> 00:50:00,307
- Hopefully.
990
00:50:00,342 --> 00:50:02,441
(laughs)
991
00:50:06,183 --> 00:50:08,513
- Look, I'mma set you
up with a quarter,
992
00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:09,514
and then I'm gonna teach ya how
993
00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:12,154
to roll a nice, tight bomber.
994
00:50:13,685 --> 00:50:14,750
- Thanks.
995
00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:20,426
Hey, did you turn
the crickets up?
996
00:50:21,462 --> 00:50:24,331
(chuckles)
997
00:50:24,366 --> 00:50:27,103
- Don't worry
about the crickets.
998
00:50:28,403 --> 00:50:29,765
- Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.
999
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,504
- Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.
1000
00:50:32,539 --> 00:50:33,736
That shit burned
out a minute ago
1001
00:50:33,771 --> 00:50:37,245
and you're still
taking hits off of it.
1002
00:50:49,292 --> 00:50:52,359
(footsteps thudding)
1003
00:51:02,866 --> 00:51:03,667
Hey.
1004
00:51:05,308 --> 00:51:06,109
- Hey.
1005
00:51:08,641 --> 00:51:10,311
- Where is everybody?
1006
00:51:11,743 --> 00:51:16,482
- Dad's at the office, Mom
took Kevin to high school.
1007
00:51:16,517 --> 00:51:18,154
- Hm.
1008
00:51:18,189 --> 00:51:19,881
(inhales)
1009
00:51:19,916 --> 00:51:22,125
You got any coffee left?
1010
00:51:24,789 --> 00:51:26,294
- It's cold.
1011
00:51:26,329 --> 00:51:27,559
I'm not supposed to
have anything turned on
1012
00:51:27,594 --> 00:51:30,133
when I'm alone at the house.
1013
00:51:32,401 --> 00:51:34,137
- What are you doin'?
1014
00:51:34,964 --> 00:51:38,405
- I am looking for my purpose.
1015
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,703
- Your purpose?
1016
00:51:40,939 --> 00:51:43,377
- Mom says I need to find my
purpose now that I lost my job
1017
00:51:43,412 --> 00:51:44,543
at The Pet Zone.
1018
00:51:45,909 --> 00:51:49,350
Look, she circled
all the good ones.
1019
00:51:49,385 --> 00:51:50,681
- Let me see that.
1020
00:51:51,882 --> 00:51:52,749
Dishwasher?
1021
00:51:54,984 --> 00:51:57,358
That's a shit job.
1022
00:51:57,393 --> 00:51:59,657
- Yeah, that's what I said,
but then Dad said that maybe I
1023
00:51:59,692 --> 00:52:01,593
could work my way up
to the prep table.
1024
00:52:01,628 --> 00:52:03,430
- Oh, my God.
1025
00:52:03,465 --> 00:52:07,566
That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.
1026
00:52:09,603 --> 00:52:13,176
Table washer at the
food court in the mall?
1027
00:52:16,005 --> 00:52:18,742
God, that coffee
taste like shit.
1028
00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:21,778
(sighs)
1029
00:52:21,813 --> 00:52:22,878
- It's Sanka.
1030
00:52:25,388 --> 00:52:27,982
(mug shatters)
1031
00:52:28,017 --> 00:52:30,358
- You got any scratch?
1032
00:52:30,393 --> 00:52:30,985
- Huh?
1033
00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:31,953
(lighter flicks)
1034
00:52:31,988 --> 00:52:32,888
- Money?
1035
00:52:32,923 --> 00:52:33,889
(scoffs)
1036
00:52:33,924 --> 00:52:35,363
- Nope.
1037
00:52:35,398 --> 00:52:39,400
Mister Hanley still
owes me for two weeks.
1038
00:52:39,435 --> 00:52:40,962
- That motherfucker
never cut you a check
1039
00:52:40,997 --> 00:52:42,766
after he fired you?
1040
00:52:44,473 --> 00:52:45,538
- Mm-mm.
1041
00:52:45,573 --> 00:52:47,639
(lighter clinks)
1042
00:52:47,674 --> 00:52:50,972
- Well, we're gonna pay
him a little visit today.
1043
00:52:51,007 --> 00:52:55,548
And then afterwards, I'm
gonna let you buy me lunch.
1044
00:52:57,618 --> 00:53:00,289
- Hey, can we shoot hoops first?
1045
00:53:02,359 --> 00:53:05,591
(light electronic music)
1046
00:53:05,626 --> 00:53:06,856
(gasping)
1047
00:53:06,891 --> 00:53:07,692
Dang!
1048
00:53:09,025 --> 00:53:11,366
You're good at basketball!
1049
00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:19,638
What do you say
we play H-O-R-S-E?
1050
00:53:19,673 --> 00:53:24,676
- What do you say we
play F-U-C-K instead?
1051
00:53:25,547 --> 00:53:28,647
You ever played F-U-C-K before?
1052
00:53:34,358 --> 00:53:36,259
- Here's my spot, okay?
1053
00:53:42,795 --> 00:53:47,435
- How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?
1054
00:53:51,408 --> 00:53:53,738
You ever make it with a guy?
1055
00:53:57,579 --> 00:54:00,646
(basketball bounces)
1056
00:54:09,723 --> 00:54:10,557
- Woo!
1057
00:54:13,727 --> 00:54:14,759
Your turn.
1058
00:54:18,666 --> 00:54:21,700
- All right, how 'bout this?
1059
00:54:21,735 --> 00:54:25,473
If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.
1060
00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:30,313
A tongue kiss.
1061
00:54:32,713 --> 00:54:33,745
- Okay.
1062
00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:36,649
- Yeah?
1063
00:54:39,049 --> 00:54:39,883
- Yeah.
1064
00:54:50,533 --> 00:54:52,995
(clicks tongue)
1065
00:54:55,934 --> 00:54:57,802
What the fuck?
1066
00:54:57,837 --> 00:55:00,541
Hey, you got a dead cat here.
1067
00:55:00,576 --> 00:55:01,707
- Yeah.
1068
00:55:01,742 --> 00:55:04,743
It's been there since Monday.
1069
00:55:04,778 --> 00:55:07,141
- So why the fuck don't
you bury it or something?
1070
00:55:07,176 --> 00:55:08,582
- I don't know.
1071
00:55:08,617 --> 00:55:09,715
I've just been,
like, watching it.
1072
00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:10,881
- Why?
1073
00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:12,388
- I don't know.
1074
00:55:13,886 --> 00:55:15,820
- That's some creepy shit.
1075
00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:16,722
- It is?
1076
00:55:16,757 --> 00:55:17,855
- Yeah.
1077
00:55:17,890 --> 00:55:19,725
That's like serial killer shit.
1078
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,561
- It is?
1079
00:55:20,596 --> 00:55:21,430
- Yeah.
1080
00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:27,029
- Do you think I'm weird?
1081
00:55:27,064 --> 00:55:27,964
- Oh, yeah.
1082
00:55:27,999 --> 00:55:29,867
No, you're fuckin' weird.
1083
00:55:29,902 --> 00:55:31,099
- Well, is weird cool?
1084
00:55:31,134 --> 00:55:32,936
- In your case, no.
1085
00:55:33,906 --> 00:55:35,741
- Well, do you think I'm cool?
1086
00:55:35,776 --> 00:55:37,413
- I just said no.
1087
00:55:38,449 --> 00:55:39,081
- Huh?
1088
00:55:40,979 --> 00:55:43,650
- I'm fuckin' with you again.
1089
00:55:43,685 --> 00:55:44,519
Let's go!
1090
00:55:48,921 --> 00:55:52,659
(light electronic music)
1091
00:55:52,694 --> 00:55:54,760
So how much does this
hand job owe you?
1092
00:55:54,795 --> 00:55:56,091
- Like, 400 bucks.
1093
00:55:57,666 --> 00:55:59,831
- What if I told you I
could double that in a day?
1094
00:55:59,866 --> 00:56:00,832
- How?
1095
00:56:00,867 --> 00:56:01,899
- Magic.
1096
00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:04,671
- Like, real magic?
1097
00:56:05,542 --> 00:56:07,168
- Shit, it's the pigs.
1098
00:56:09,172 --> 00:56:12,778
- Well, here comes the 113.
- Don't look.
1099
00:56:20,821 --> 00:56:21,622
(air brakes hiss)
1100
00:56:21,657 --> 00:56:22,458
Go.
1101
00:56:22,493 --> 00:56:23,822
Go, come on, come on.
1102
00:56:23,857 --> 00:56:24,489
Go!
1103
00:56:25,628 --> 00:56:28,926
It's one fuckin' step, come on!
1104
00:56:28,961 --> 00:56:29,993
Shit!
1105
00:56:36,771 --> 00:56:37,671
I'm gonna run.
1106
00:56:37,706 --> 00:56:38,507
- No.
1107
00:56:38,542 --> 00:56:40,069
They'll catch you.
1108
00:56:40,104 --> 00:56:41,477
Cops are fast.
1109
00:56:48,277 --> 00:56:51,982
They parked on the other
side of the street.
1110
00:56:52,017 --> 00:56:53,786
- What are they doin'?
1111
00:56:53,821 --> 00:56:57,559
- Looks like they're
eating burritos.
1112
00:56:57,594 --> 00:57:00,221
(bus door closes)
1113
00:57:03,864 --> 00:57:05,567
- Hey, fuckpie.
1114
00:57:05,602 --> 00:57:07,063
You here for the deuce?
1115
00:57:07,098 --> 00:57:08,867
- Oh, she's ready to fuck, D.
1116
00:57:08,902 --> 00:57:09,768
All hot and bothered.
1117
00:57:09,803 --> 00:57:10,902
Just check out her
candy-apple cheeks.
1118
00:57:10,937 --> 00:57:12,541
(chomps teeth)
1119
00:57:12,576 --> 00:57:14,609
- What the fuck?
1120
00:57:14,644 --> 00:57:16,138
Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?
1121
00:57:16,173 --> 00:57:18,679
- No, he's my boyfriend.
1122
00:57:18,714 --> 00:57:19,548
- That so?
1123
00:57:20,276 --> 00:57:21,209
- I'm not her boyfriend.
1124
00:57:21,244 --> 00:57:22,144
(laughs)
1125
00:57:22,179 --> 00:57:24,949
- Retard's got a boyfriend.
1126
00:57:24,984 --> 00:57:26,555
- Apparently, this faggot here.
1127
00:57:26,590 --> 00:57:28,282
- Shut the fuck up.
1128
00:57:28,317 --> 00:57:29,723
Don't call her a retard.
1129
00:57:29,758 --> 00:57:30,658
(laughs)
1130
00:57:30,693 --> 00:57:31,659
- Can you believe this faggot?
1131
00:57:31,694 --> 00:57:33,562
- Yeah, he's got a
faggot mouth on him, too.
1132
00:57:33,597 --> 00:57:35,157
- That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guys
1133
00:57:35,192 --> 00:57:37,225
that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.
1134
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:39,029
- Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?
1135
00:57:39,064 --> 00:57:39,997
- Yeah.
1136
00:57:40,032 --> 00:57:44,001
I'm dissing your
motherfuckin' tracksuits.
1137
00:57:44,036 --> 00:57:45,200
(bell rings)
1138
00:57:45,235 --> 00:57:46,806
- [Automated Voice]
Stop requested.
1139
00:57:46,841 --> 00:57:49,072
(grunting)
1140
00:57:51,142 --> 00:57:53,010
- That's what I thought, bitch.
1141
00:57:53,045 --> 00:57:54,308
All you punk faggots
got a lot of lip,
1142
00:57:54,343 --> 00:57:55,980
but you can't back it up.
1143
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:56,781
- Hey, come on, D.
1144
00:57:56,816 --> 00:57:58,213
We're gonna be
late for practice.
1145
00:57:58,248 --> 00:58:01,051
(hocking)
1146
00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:03,086
(spits)
1147
00:58:04,859 --> 00:58:07,057
- I hope he's got a
decent cock, retard,
1148
00:58:07,092 --> 00:58:09,763
'cause he can't
fight worth shit.
1149
00:58:09,798 --> 00:58:12,766
- We're still free after
practice if you wanna fuck.
1150
00:58:12,801 --> 00:58:15,637
(bus door closes)
1151
00:58:27,244 --> 00:58:31,081
(heavy electronic music)
1152
00:58:31,116 --> 00:58:32,852
- Where are we going?
1153
00:58:34,691 --> 00:58:35,323
Slow down!
1154
00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:39,089
My legs aren't as long as yours.
1155
00:58:40,763 --> 00:58:43,093
(door chime rings)
1156
00:58:43,128 --> 00:58:45,029
- I'll give you everything
in my pocket if you
1157
00:58:45,064 --> 00:58:46,998
let me borrow your
truck for an hour.
1158
00:58:47,033 --> 00:58:48,230
- Far out, man.
1159
00:58:48,265 --> 00:58:50,804
(keys jangle)
1160
00:58:50,839 --> 00:58:52,201
Shit, keep her all weekend.
1161
00:58:52,236 --> 00:58:54,038
- Toss me that mini bat, too.
1162
00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:56,304
(engine revs)
1163
00:58:56,339 --> 00:58:57,811
(tires screeching)
1164
00:58:57,846 --> 00:58:58,977
- Buckle up!
1165
00:58:59,012 --> 00:59:00,979
I drive fuckin' nuts!
1166
00:59:01,014 --> 00:59:02,211
- It feels like we're on TV!
1167
00:59:02,246 --> 00:59:04,246
- This ain't fuckin' TV!
1168
00:59:04,281 --> 00:59:07,216
(tires screeching)
1169
00:59:09,187 --> 00:59:10,857
- Why are we at my house?
1170
00:59:10,892 --> 00:59:15,158
- Get your Polaroid, a trash
bag and meet me out back.
1171
00:59:15,193 --> 00:59:18,799
(heavy electronic music)
1172
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,299
(grunts)
1173
00:59:32,342 --> 00:59:33,143
(groaning)
1174
00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:34,749
Twist it up.
1175
00:59:34,784 --> 00:59:35,618
Let's go.
1176
00:59:42,451 --> 00:59:44,660
What are they doin'?
1177
00:59:44,695 --> 00:59:47,388
- Looks like they're warming up.
1178
00:59:47,423 --> 00:59:48,895
And stretching.
1179
00:59:53,099 --> 00:59:55,033
- Show 'em your tits.
1180
00:59:56,036 --> 00:59:57,002
- Huh?
1181
00:59:57,037 --> 00:59:59,004
- Lift up your shirt.
1182
00:59:59,039 --> 00:59:59,840
- No.
1183
00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:00,973
- Just do it.
1184
01:00:09,852 --> 01:00:12,149
(whooshing)
1185
01:00:12,184 --> 01:00:12,985
- Whoa!
1186
01:00:13,020 --> 01:00:14,184
Check it.
1187
01:00:14,219 --> 01:00:15,152
(chuckles)
1188
01:00:15,187 --> 01:00:15,988
- Dude!
1189
01:00:16,023 --> 01:00:16,923
- Oh, my God!
1190
01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:18,188
- Hey, hey!
1191
01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:19,354
Where the fuck are
you douchebags goin'?
1192
01:00:19,389 --> 01:00:20,828
- Uh, we'll be
right back, Coach.
1193
01:00:20,863 --> 01:00:22,258
We gotta take care of something.
1194
01:00:22,293 --> 01:00:23,127
- Yeah.
1195
01:00:25,065 --> 01:00:27,802
(Derrick laughs)
1196
01:00:30,070 --> 01:00:30,871
- They're coming!
1197
01:00:30,906 --> 01:00:32,103
- Good.
1198
01:00:32,138 --> 01:00:33,170
Lay down on those
tackle dummies.
1199
01:00:33,205 --> 01:00:34,204
- Why?
1200
01:00:34,239 --> 01:00:35,172
- Trust me.
1201
01:00:36,175 --> 01:00:37,141
No, on your tummy.
1202
01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:37,977
Turn around.
1203
01:00:38,012 --> 01:00:39,407
Try to look provocative.
1204
01:00:39,442 --> 01:00:40,815
- [Patty] Huh?
1205
01:00:42,214 --> 01:00:43,015
(breathing heavily)
1206
01:00:43,050 --> 01:00:43,851
- Oh.
1207
01:00:43,886 --> 01:00:44,819
- Oh, yeah.
1208
01:00:47,956 --> 01:00:49,186
(gate rattles)
1209
01:00:49,221 --> 01:00:51,122
- Dude, I told you
she was in heat.
1210
01:00:51,157 --> 01:00:51,958
- Go.
1211
01:00:55,964 --> 01:00:57,161
- Let's double stuff this tard.
1212
01:00:57,196 --> 01:01:00,098
- [Derrick] Ah, fuck yeah.
1213
01:01:00,133 --> 01:01:02,232
(grunting)
1214
01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:05,169
(heavy electronic music)
1215
01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:06,269
- Now what?
1216
01:01:07,206 --> 01:01:08,172
- Strip 'em.
1217
01:01:13,113 --> 01:01:16,081
(lighter flicks)
1218
01:01:29,195 --> 01:01:34,033
Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.
1219
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,971
(gags)
1220
01:01:38,006 --> 01:01:40,776
(Polaroid whirs)
1221
01:01:45,178 --> 01:01:46,210
- Coach?
1222
01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:47,077
- Huh?
1223
01:01:47,113 --> 01:01:51,050
- I think the equipment
shed's on fire.
1224
01:01:51,085 --> 01:01:52,381
- Holy shit.
1225
01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:55,318
(Polaroid whirs)
1226
01:01:56,453 --> 01:01:58,189
- Hold this.
1227
01:01:58,224 --> 01:01:59,927
Wake up, cat fuckers!
1228
01:02:01,062 --> 01:02:02,160
Come here.
1229
01:02:02,195 --> 01:02:03,865
It's a little memento.
1230
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:07,165
You ever call her a retard
again, and this picture's gonna
1231
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,838
haunt you for the rest
of your fuckin' life.
1232
01:02:09,873 --> 01:02:10,872
(breathes heavily)
1233
01:02:10,907 --> 01:02:12,005
(laughs)
1234
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:12,940
Catfuckers!
1235
01:02:18,310 --> 01:02:19,276
Let's beat it.
1236
01:02:27,319 --> 01:02:28,417
(laughs)
1237
01:02:28,452 --> 01:02:29,253
Come on!
1238
01:02:29,288 --> 01:02:30,287
Let's go!
1239
01:02:30,322 --> 01:02:31,255
Woo!
1240
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,157
Woo!
1241
01:02:32,192 --> 01:02:34,258
(laughs)
1242
01:02:37,362 --> 01:02:38,328
(gasping)
1243
01:02:38,363 --> 01:02:40,902
(screaming)
1244
01:02:44,171 --> 01:02:45,170
- Fucking' punk!
1245
01:02:45,205 --> 01:02:48,371
- What in the fuck is going on?
1246
01:02:48,406 --> 01:02:49,339
Jesus fuck!
1247
01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:51,209
Get up!
1248
01:02:51,244 --> 01:02:52,309
Get up!
1249
01:02:52,344 --> 01:02:53,277
(yelling)
1250
01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:54,850
(laughing)
1251
01:02:54,885 --> 01:02:55,851
- Fuck, yeah!
1252
01:02:55,886 --> 01:02:58,117
- Fuck those jock assholes!
1253
01:02:58,152 --> 01:02:59,415
Oh, my God!
1254
01:02:59,450 --> 01:03:00,955
That was just like TV!
1255
01:03:00,990 --> 01:03:01,923
- Man, fuck TV!
1256
01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:04,024
That was some raw ass shit!
1257
01:03:04,059 --> 01:03:04,992
- Simon?
1258
01:03:05,027 --> 01:03:05,960
- Yeah?
1259
01:03:05,995 --> 01:03:08,127
- Are we going to jail?
1260
01:03:08,162 --> 01:03:09,029
- Probably.
1261
01:03:17,270 --> 01:03:19,567
(door chimes)
1262
01:03:20,471 --> 01:03:21,371
- Welcome to Pet Zone.
1263
01:03:21,406 --> 01:03:23,604
How may I assist you today?
1264
01:03:24,607 --> 01:03:26,882
- What are you doing here?
1265
01:03:26,917 --> 01:03:29,049
- What do you mean?
1266
01:03:29,084 --> 01:03:30,919
- Why are you working here?
1267
01:03:30,954 --> 01:03:32,382
- Uh, I don't know
what you mean.
1268
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:34,923
- Where's your smock?
1269
01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:37,354
Why are you putting
stickers on the cat food?
1270
01:03:37,389 --> 01:03:38,586
- Mister Hanley?
1271
01:03:38,621 --> 01:03:40,423
- [Mr. Hanley] Yes?
1272
01:03:41,393 --> 01:03:46,066
- Mister Hanley, what,
what is she doing here?
1273
01:03:46,101 --> 01:03:47,661
You said that you were
going back to cleaning out
1274
01:03:47,696 --> 01:03:49,465
the cages yourself
because Michigan
1275
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,666
was raising the minimum wage.
1276
01:03:52,701 --> 01:03:56,637
- Look, Patty, you're a
nice enough kid and all,
1277
01:03:56,672 --> 01:04:00,212
but let's face it,
you're a little slow.
1278
01:04:01,479 --> 01:04:05,019
- Too slow for what, this
crummy ass pet store?
1279
01:04:05,054 --> 01:04:07,219
Where's her fuckin' check?
1280
01:04:09,025 --> 01:04:10,189
- Rebecca, why don't
you, uh, head back
1281
01:04:10,224 --> 01:04:11,619
to the grooming station
and take your break.
1282
01:04:11,654 --> 01:04:12,554
- Uh-uh.
1283
01:04:12,589 --> 01:04:13,489
Don't you listen to this geezer.
1284
01:04:13,524 --> 01:04:15,458
I want you to stay put.
1285
01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:18,593
- It's okay.
1286
01:04:18,628 --> 01:04:19,935
- Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?
1287
01:04:19,970 --> 01:04:21,464
(sticker gun clicks)
1288
01:04:21,499 --> 01:04:26,238
- I am not slow, Mister Hanley,
and I know where everything
1289
01:04:26,273 --> 01:04:29,505
in this store is
better than you!
1290
01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:31,177
And especially her!
1291
01:04:31,212 --> 01:04:33,410
- Where's the God damn paycheck?
1292
01:04:33,445 --> 01:04:34,411
- I told Patty I'd
put it in the mail
1293
01:04:34,446 --> 01:04:35,346
at the end of the week.
1294
01:04:35,381 --> 01:04:36,347
- It is the end of the week!
1295
01:04:36,382 --> 01:04:39,251
- I want my motherfucking check!
1296
01:04:40,452 --> 01:04:43,222
(both yelling)
1297
01:04:44,093 --> 01:04:47,325
(light Hawaiian music)
1298
01:04:56,138 --> 01:04:57,632
- You know what you want?
1299
01:04:57,667 --> 01:04:59,975
- I'll have the Hawaiian.
1300
01:05:02,342 --> 01:05:03,473
- Hawaiian, huh?
1301
01:05:05,147 --> 01:05:09,380
- It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.
1302
01:05:09,415 --> 01:05:11,349
- What kind of sauce?
1303
01:05:12,286 --> 01:05:14,319
- Hm, I don't know.
1304
01:05:14,354 --> 01:05:16,486
- Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?
1305
01:05:16,521 --> 01:05:18,356
- Like, a honey glaze.
1306
01:05:26,564 --> 01:05:29,631
- All right, two
Hawaiian sandwiches.
1307
01:05:37,344 --> 01:05:40,180
- You want some
of my Jimbo fries?
1308
01:05:42,514 --> 01:05:44,019
- Yeah, all right.
1309
01:05:48,091 --> 01:05:50,157
- So, is this, like, a date?
1310
01:05:50,192 --> 01:05:51,026
- Hmm?
1311
01:05:52,656 --> 01:05:54,425
- Are we on a date?
1312
01:05:58,101 --> 01:06:00,530
- No, this is a shitty lunch.
1313
01:06:04,503 --> 01:06:08,406
Besides, I thought you
were in love with John Q.
1314
01:06:08,441 --> 01:06:09,539
- Yeah, but he's not real.
1315
01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:12,014
He's just my music boyfriend.
1316
01:06:13,413 --> 01:06:16,645
- Well, I'm gonna take you
to see PSYOPS tomorrow night.
1317
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:20,055
You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.
1318
01:06:22,356 --> 01:06:24,290
- Well, is that a date?
1319
01:06:25,689 --> 01:06:27,557
- Yeah, that's a date.
1320
01:06:33,664 --> 01:06:34,498
- Simon?
1321
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:40,669
You can kiss me now.
1322
01:06:42,178 --> 01:06:42,803
It's okay.
1323
01:06:44,444 --> 01:06:45,443
I want you to.
1324
01:06:58,524 --> 01:07:02,163
(heavy electronic music)
1325
01:07:17,147 --> 01:07:18,806
- You can fuck off now.
1326
01:07:18,841 --> 01:07:21,611
(Patty laughs)
1327
01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:28,123
You're a real good kisser.
1328
01:07:28,158 --> 01:07:30,422
(chuckles)
1329
01:07:31,425 --> 01:07:32,057
Seriously.
1330
01:07:33,757 --> 01:07:36,461
I would not have guessed that.
1331
01:07:37,563 --> 01:07:38,364
- Thanks.
1332
01:07:38,399 --> 01:07:40,498
(grunts)
1333
01:07:42,271 --> 01:07:46,537
I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.
1334
01:07:51,676 --> 01:07:52,510
- What?
1335
01:07:53,843 --> 01:07:55,612
- Well, he's not
my real brother.
1336
01:07:55,647 --> 01:07:56,910
Duh.
1337
01:07:56,945 --> 01:07:58,219
He's adopted.
1338
01:08:03,688 --> 01:08:05,853
I'm just fucking with you.
1339
01:08:08,495 --> 01:08:10,495
(laughs)
1340
01:08:11,663 --> 01:08:12,893
- You need to take
it down a notch.
1341
01:08:12,928 --> 01:08:15,203
(laughs)
1342
01:08:15,238 --> 01:08:16,732
You need to take
it down a notch.
1343
01:08:16,767 --> 01:08:18,305
And you!
1344
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:20,571
You need to take it
down a notch, too.
1345
01:08:20,606 --> 01:08:22,705
(laughs)
1346
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:30,449
- So much for job hunting, huh?
1347
01:08:30,484 --> 01:08:31,747
- Fuck job hunting.
1348
01:08:31,782 --> 01:08:33,551
(chuckles)
1349
01:08:33,586 --> 01:08:36,818
I'll drive you around
tomorrow in the truck.
1350
01:08:36,853 --> 01:08:37,485
- Sweet.
1351
01:08:41,528 --> 01:08:44,397
- Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
1352
01:08:44,432 --> 01:08:45,530
- Yeah, sure.
1353
01:08:46,599 --> 01:08:48,599
- You like Whack-a-Mole?
1354
01:08:54,442 --> 01:08:57,938
(light rock music)
1355
01:08:57,973 --> 01:09:02,547
♪ Oh baby ♪
1356
01:09:02,582 --> 01:09:07,585
♪ Oh man ♪
1357
01:09:09,017 --> 01:09:13,261
♪ You're making my crazy,
really driving me mad ♪
1358
01:09:18,763 --> 01:09:23,766
♪ That's all right with
me, it's really no fuss ♪
1359
01:09:29,037 --> 01:09:34,249
♪ As long as you're next
to me, just the two of us ♪
1360
01:09:40,686 --> 01:09:44,985
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman ♪
1361
01:09:51,565 --> 01:09:54,764
♪ My, oh my, what a girl ♪
1362
01:10:01,608 --> 01:10:05,907
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman ♪
1363
01:10:12,421 --> 01:10:15,422
♪ And I'm down on
my hands and knees ♪
1364
01:10:15,457 --> 01:10:20,460
♪ Begging you please,
baby, show me your world ♪
1365
01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:29,634
- Pick something out.
1366
01:10:34,839 --> 01:10:37,345
(Patty gasps)
1367
01:10:38,579 --> 01:10:39,677
- I want him.
1368
01:10:46,653 --> 01:10:47,685
- Wait in line.
1369
01:10:48,754 --> 01:10:50,754
- Where are you going?
1370
01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:17,781
(garage door opens)
1371
01:11:23,690 --> 01:11:25,954
I hope Mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.
1372
01:11:25,989 --> 01:11:27,923
Thursday night's
always a big hit.
1373
01:11:27,958 --> 01:11:30,365
- [Simon] What's Thursday?
1374
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,894
- [Patty] New
England clam chowder.
1375
01:11:31,929 --> 01:11:33,500
(laughs)
1376
01:11:33,535 --> 01:11:35,634
- [Simon] Fucking Christ.
1377
01:11:48,077 --> 01:11:49,351
- Hey, Simon?
1378
01:11:52,851 --> 01:11:53,652
- Yeah?
1379
01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:58,723
- Thanks for, like,
the best day ever.
1380
01:11:58,758 --> 01:12:01,924
(light electronic music)
1381
01:12:07,096 --> 01:12:09,536
I decided on a name for him.
1382
01:12:12,508 --> 01:12:13,133
- What?
1383
01:12:16,512 --> 01:12:17,137
- Chomby.
1384
01:12:18,811 --> 01:12:20,877
(chuckles)
1385
01:12:23,816 --> 01:12:24,914
- Chomby.
1386
01:12:24,949 --> 01:12:27,620
(door clicking)
1387
01:12:32,792 --> 01:12:34,429
(laughs)
1388
01:12:34,464 --> 01:12:36,563
You back for seconds, Kev?
1389
01:12:36,598 --> 01:12:37,432
- Hm?
1390
01:12:39,161 --> 01:12:42,536
- That chowder must've
been tits, huh?
1391
01:12:43,572 --> 01:12:44,934
- Yo, what happened to your eye?
1392
01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:46,903
- Don't worry about it.
1393
01:12:48,137 --> 01:12:49,477
- What are you doing?
1394
01:12:49,512 --> 01:12:51,908
Why aren't you wearing pants?
1395
01:12:53,142 --> 01:12:54,680
- Oh, we should talk.
1396
01:12:54,715 --> 01:12:56,979
Things have gotten
a little crazy.
1397
01:12:57,014 --> 01:12:59,487
Look, everything was
okay until Mom and Dad
1398
01:12:59,522 --> 01:13:01,753
ate some of Jill's brownies.
1399
01:13:01,788 --> 01:13:02,589
- Wait a minute.
1400
01:13:02,624 --> 01:13:03,920
Who's Jill?
1401
01:13:03,955 --> 01:13:05,724
- Hey!
1402
01:13:05,759 --> 01:13:06,560
- Jill.
1403
01:13:06,595 --> 01:13:07,187
(chuckles)
1404
01:13:07,222 --> 01:13:09,761
- What's she doing here?
1405
01:13:09,796 --> 01:13:10,795
- She's shy.
1406
01:13:11,699 --> 01:13:13,127
- I'm not wearing pants.
1407
01:13:13,162 --> 01:13:13,963
See ya later.
1408
01:13:13,998 --> 01:13:15,932
(laughs)
1409
01:13:15,967 --> 01:13:17,637
- Why is she not wearing pants?
1410
01:13:17,672 --> 01:13:18,572
- Or underwear.
1411
01:13:18,607 --> 01:13:20,200
Kev, you sinking the pink?
1412
01:13:20,235 --> 01:13:23,709
- Look, Simon, you were
totally right, man.
1413
01:13:23,744 --> 01:13:25,942
Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.
1414
01:13:25,977 --> 01:13:26,910
(laughs)
1415
01:13:26,945 --> 01:13:29,044
(snorts)
1416
01:13:29,079 --> 01:13:30,782
- What's the pink?
1417
01:13:31,686 --> 01:13:32,520
- Vagina.
1418
01:13:34,183 --> 01:13:36,084
- [Chef] So, what we're
gonna do is just whisk
1419
01:13:36,119 --> 01:13:38,053
it all together, and you
want to whisk it together
1420
01:13:38,088 --> 01:13:40,957
so that any of the,
the cocoa powder
1421
01:13:40,992 --> 01:13:42,926
and the cornstarch all get
mixed with the granulated-
1422
01:13:42,961 --> 01:13:43,960
- Hey, kids.
1423
01:13:44,864 --> 01:13:46,633
He's making toffee.
1424
01:13:47,801 --> 01:13:48,701
- Dad?
1425
01:13:48,736 --> 01:13:49,834
Are you okay?
1426
01:13:52,201 --> 01:13:53,101
- Oh, yeah.
1427
01:13:54,577 --> 01:13:56,775
- How did the job hunt go?
1428
01:13:57,844 --> 01:13:59,008
- Oh, I don't know.
1429
01:13:59,043 --> 01:14:01,879
I, I guess we'll
see if anyone calls.
1430
01:14:03,278 --> 01:14:05,949
- Oh, don't they just
hire you if they like you?
1431
01:14:05,984 --> 01:14:08,886
- Well, there were
multiple candidates.
1432
01:14:08,921 --> 01:14:10,624
- Oh, hi, Simon.
1433
01:14:10,659 --> 01:14:12,593
What happened to your face?
1434
01:14:12,628 --> 01:14:15,893
- I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.
1435
01:14:15,928 --> 01:14:16,960
- Mm.
1436
01:14:17,929 --> 01:14:20,997
You should go to the
freezer, get the peas,
1437
01:14:21,032 --> 01:14:22,262
put them on that eye.
1438
01:14:22,297 --> 01:14:23,901
- Yeah, I can't.
1439
01:14:23,936 --> 01:14:26,772
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.
1440
01:14:26,807 --> 01:14:29,005
That's his turf now.
1441
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,677
- Oh.
1442
01:14:30,712 --> 01:14:31,777
You know he has a girlfriend?
1443
01:14:31,812 --> 01:14:32,679
- Yeah, I do.
1444
01:14:32,714 --> 01:14:33,548
Jill.
1445
01:14:34,210 --> 01:14:36,012
She's a real peach.
1446
01:14:37,983 --> 01:14:39,983
- Look, Mom, Simon's gonna
take me to a rock show
1447
01:14:40,018 --> 01:14:41,886
on Friday night.
1448
01:14:41,921 --> 01:14:44,185
- Oh, we talked about that.
1449
01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:46,726
We don't like rock
concerts for her because
1450
01:14:46,761 --> 01:14:47,927
of the strobe lights.
1451
01:14:47,962 --> 01:14:50,026
- There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.
1452
01:14:50,061 --> 01:14:52,259
You're thinking of a rave.
1453
01:14:52,294 --> 01:14:53,700
- What's that?
1454
01:14:53,735 --> 01:14:55,702
- It's a bunch of drug
addicts, glowsticks,
1455
01:14:55,737 --> 01:14:57,099
shit fuckin' music.
1456
01:14:59,334 --> 01:15:02,005
- Have you heard of the raves?
1457
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:02,940
- Oh, yeah.
1458
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:05,272
- Mom?
1459
01:15:05,307 --> 01:15:06,746
- What?
1460
01:15:06,781 --> 01:15:09,947
- Why are you and Dad
not wearing any pants?
1461
01:15:11,984 --> 01:15:13,049
- I'm not sure.
1462
01:15:15,724 --> 01:15:17,957
(water runs)
1463
01:15:21,829 --> 01:15:24,027
(grunting)
1464
01:15:24,062 --> 01:15:27,635
(distant heavy rock music)
1465
01:15:40,815 --> 01:15:44,619
- What the fuck is
going on in here?
1466
01:15:44,654 --> 01:15:46,280
- Is this provocative?
1467
01:15:47,690 --> 01:15:50,020
- I don't know what that is.
1468
01:15:51,188 --> 01:15:54,024
Kill that ghetto
blaster, will ya?
1469
01:15:58,932 --> 01:16:02,032
(Simon sighs)
1470
01:16:02,067 --> 01:16:06,773
- Do you want to put your
hands inside my sweatpants?
1471
01:16:06,808 --> 01:16:09,039
(chuckles)
1472
01:16:10,372 --> 01:16:13,208
- Look, how 'bout
a raincheck, hm?
1473
01:16:14,816 --> 01:16:17,047
I don't even know if I
can get a hard right now.
1474
01:16:17,082 --> 01:16:20,182
My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.
1475
01:16:21,086 --> 01:16:22,151
(sighs)
1476
01:16:22,186 --> 01:16:24,087
What do you got in that maraca?
1477
01:16:24,122 --> 01:16:25,759
- My EZ-Dose?
1478
01:16:25,794 --> 01:16:27,123
- Yeah.
1479
01:16:27,158 --> 01:16:28,795
- Just my medications.
1480
01:16:28,830 --> 01:16:30,357
- Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.
1481
01:16:30,392 --> 01:16:32,326
I'm fuckin' dyin' here.
1482
01:16:35,034 --> 01:16:37,639
(pills rattle)
1483
01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:46,010
(grunts)
1484
01:16:46,045 --> 01:16:48,045
(gulps)
1485
01:16:49,081 --> 01:16:49,915
Fuck.
1486
01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:54,414
(sighs)
1487
01:16:54,449 --> 01:16:55,756
- Hey, Simon?
1488
01:16:56,990 --> 01:16:57,824
- Mm-hm.
1489
01:16:59,355 --> 01:17:01,124
- What's a raincheck?
1490
01:17:03,766 --> 01:17:06,327
(birds chirping)
1491
01:17:08,232 --> 01:17:09,033
Simon?
1492
01:17:13,072 --> 01:17:15,105
(Simon exhales)
1493
01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:16,172
Simon?
1494
01:17:21,113 --> 01:17:24,213
Sim-
(gasps)
1495
01:17:24,248 --> 01:17:25,346
(Simon groaning)
1496
01:17:25,381 --> 01:17:26,820
You've gotta wake up.
1497
01:17:26,855 --> 01:17:28,184
You've been asleep
for eleven hours.
1498
01:17:28,219 --> 01:17:29,185
(groans)
1499
01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:30,285
- Fuck.
1500
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,221
Those pills are lethal.
1501
01:17:34,126 --> 01:17:36,293
You blast those every day?
1502
01:17:40,165 --> 01:17:42,198
(groans)
1503
01:17:42,233 --> 01:17:43,936
- Can you drive me to China Hut?
1504
01:17:43,971 --> 01:17:47,203
I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.
1505
01:17:47,238 --> 01:17:49,876
(grunts)
1506
01:17:49,911 --> 01:17:51,438
- All right.
1507
01:17:51,473 --> 01:17:52,340
(groans)
1508
01:17:52,375 --> 01:17:55,981
(heavy electronic music)
1509
01:17:58,447 --> 01:18:00,117
- Are we going in circles?
1510
01:18:00,152 --> 01:18:04,759
'Cause that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.
1511
01:18:05,861 --> 01:18:07,894
Why do you keep
looking at that house?
1512
01:18:07,929 --> 01:18:09,060
We're still going
job hunting, right?
1513
01:18:09,095 --> 01:18:10,897
- Man, fuck job hunting.
1514
01:18:10,932 --> 01:18:12,261
Fuck China Hut.
1515
01:18:12,296 --> 01:18:13,196
Fuck America.
1516
01:18:14,432 --> 01:18:16,430
I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishes in the back
1517
01:18:16,465 --> 01:18:18,465
of some shithole buffet?
1518
01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:26,143
- Wait, what am
I supposed to say
1519
01:18:26,178 --> 01:18:28,178
if someone answers the door?
1520
01:18:28,213 --> 01:18:30,950
- I don't know, just
say you lost your dog.
1521
01:18:30,985 --> 01:18:32,512
Ask if they've seen it in
the garden or some shit.
1522
01:18:32,547 --> 01:18:34,151
- Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
1523
01:18:34,186 --> 01:18:35,955
- Yeah, I know.
1524
01:18:35,990 --> 01:18:37,286
It's just pretend.
1525
01:18:38,322 --> 01:18:39,156
- Oh.
1526
01:18:39,191 --> 01:18:40,223
Okay.
1527
01:18:41,831 --> 01:18:44,260
Can the dog's name be Chomby?
1528
01:18:46,033 --> 01:18:46,867
- Yeah.
1529
01:18:50,202 --> 01:18:53,170
(doorbell rings)
1530
01:19:03,182 --> 01:19:06,150
(doorbell rings)
1531
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,354
Nobody is in here.
1532
01:19:23,037 --> 01:19:24,201
(sighs)
1533
01:19:24,236 --> 01:19:27,974
(lighter flicks)
1534
01:19:28,009 --> 01:19:31,274
You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?
1535
01:19:31,309 --> 01:19:32,242
- What?
1536
01:19:32,277 --> 01:19:33,408
No.
1537
01:19:33,443 --> 01:19:35,278
I live here sometimes.
1538
01:19:40,021 --> 01:19:42,186
- Holy smokes, a real trap set.
1539
01:19:42,221 --> 01:19:43,220
Can I play it?
1540
01:19:43,255 --> 01:19:45,189
- Knock yourself out.
1541
01:19:48,623 --> 01:19:49,457
Yo.
1542
01:19:51,164 --> 01:19:52,999
Where?
(drumsticks clicking)
1543
01:19:53,034 --> 01:19:54,198
Where and when's the show?
1544
01:19:54,233 --> 01:19:57,300
(percussive music)
1545
01:19:57,335 --> 01:19:59,236
All right, don't be late.
1546
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,372
You suck at drums.
1547
01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:04,073
(laughs)
1548
01:20:04,108 --> 01:20:07,244
- Yeah, I'm more of a singer.
1549
01:20:07,279 --> 01:20:08,608
- You sing, huh?
1550
01:20:09,677 --> 01:20:10,511
Like what?
1551
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:14,922
- Oh, like, just, like, little
songs I hear in my head.
1552
01:20:14,957 --> 01:20:17,353
Hey, whose equipment
is all this?
1553
01:20:17,388 --> 01:20:18,288
- It was mine.
1554
01:20:18,323 --> 01:20:19,322
- Really?
1555
01:20:19,357 --> 01:20:20,257
- [Simon] Mm-hm.
1556
01:20:20,292 --> 01:20:22,424
- You could play all these?
1557
01:20:26,199 --> 01:20:27,198
- Come here.
1558
01:20:28,938 --> 01:20:29,970
I want to tell you something.
1559
01:20:30,005 --> 01:20:30,630
Come here.
1560
01:20:34,306 --> 01:20:36,240
(drums clattering)
1561
01:20:36,275 --> 01:20:38,638
(Patty grunts)
1562
01:20:39,575 --> 01:20:41,278
Are you all right?
1563
01:20:42,281 --> 01:20:45,150
- Yeah, I just hit
my elbow a little,
1564
01:20:45,185 --> 01:20:47,086
(lighter flicks)
1565
01:20:47,121 --> 01:20:48,087
and my ribs.
1566
01:20:51,290 --> 01:20:52,388
- All right, listen.
1567
01:20:52,423 --> 01:20:54,357
(exhales)
1568
01:20:58,198 --> 01:20:59,065
I'm John Q.
1569
01:21:02,103 --> 01:21:02,904
- What?
1570
01:21:04,303 --> 01:21:06,336
- I'm John Q from PSYOPS.
1571
01:21:08,604 --> 01:21:09,504
- You're not John Q.
1572
01:21:09,539 --> 01:21:11,242
Nobody knows who John Q is.
1573
01:21:11,277 --> 01:21:15,411
- Don't you think that maybe
John Q knows who John Q is?
1574
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,512
(laughs)
1575
01:21:17,547 --> 01:21:18,381
- What?
1576
01:21:21,023 --> 01:21:23,089
(laughs)
1577
01:21:24,092 --> 01:21:25,388
- Close your eyes.
1578
01:21:27,689 --> 01:21:28,655
(zipper unzips)
1579
01:21:28,690 --> 01:21:29,524
Close 'em.
1580
01:21:32,199 --> 01:21:34,265
(laughs)
1581
01:21:48,050 --> 01:21:48,675
Open 'em.
1582
01:21:53,385 --> 01:21:54,450
(chuckles)
1583
01:21:54,485 --> 01:21:55,352
- Big deal.
1584
01:21:56,586 --> 01:22:00,555
Looks just like the one
I had for Toboggan Club.
1585
01:22:00,590 --> 01:22:01,490
- Smell it.
1586
01:22:06,629 --> 01:22:08,134
(sniffs)
1587
01:22:08,169 --> 01:22:09,498
- Ugh.
1588
01:22:09,533 --> 01:22:12,171
It smells like the headphones
on the hearing van.
1589
01:22:12,206 --> 01:22:14,470
- That's the sweat of every
show we've ever played trapped
1590
01:22:14,505 --> 01:22:15,537
in this fucker.
1591
01:22:17,508 --> 01:22:19,508
That's the smell
of rock and roll.
1592
01:22:19,543 --> 01:22:20,377
(chuckles)
1593
01:22:20,412 --> 01:22:21,044
- What?
1594
01:22:22,447 --> 01:22:24,678
- You're still not convinced?
1595
01:22:34,756 --> 01:22:36,063
- Oh, my God.
1596
01:22:40,762 --> 01:22:42,201
You are John Q.
1597
01:22:44,403 --> 01:22:46,700
- That's fuckin' awkward, huh?
1598
01:22:48,308 --> 01:22:49,604
I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torso
1599
01:22:49,639 --> 01:22:53,476
on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.
1600
01:22:56,448 --> 01:23:01,220
You have any idea how worked
up those Polaroids got me?
1601
01:23:06,095 --> 01:23:08,062
Did you write all those?
1602
01:23:10,627 --> 01:23:11,461
Fuckin' A.
1603
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:14,134
How?
1604
01:23:16,732 --> 01:23:19,733
I mean, you call them love
poems, but they're really these,
1605
01:23:19,768 --> 01:23:22,439
these brilliant power pop songs.
1606
01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:26,212
I mean, they're fuckin' genius.
1607
01:23:29,448 --> 01:23:32,680
Do you have any idea
what you're doing?
1608
01:23:37,489 --> 01:23:39,456
Will you say something to me?
1609
01:23:39,491 --> 01:23:41,194
Are you all right?
1610
01:23:44,529 --> 01:23:47,728
(heavy electronic music)
1611
01:23:50,370 --> 01:23:51,633
- No, leave it.
1612
01:23:54,308 --> 01:23:55,241
Violate me.
1613
01:23:57,179 --> 01:23:57,804
- Fuck me.
1614
01:24:04,615 --> 01:24:07,616
(breathing heavily)
1615
01:24:12,293 --> 01:24:15,195
(headboard thumps)
1616
01:24:25,339 --> 01:24:27,504
(giggles)
1617
01:24:34,414 --> 01:24:36,744
- I think I want more violation.
1618
01:24:36,779 --> 01:24:38,581
(chuckles)
1619
01:24:38,616 --> 01:24:40,616
- I gotta save my juice.
1620
01:24:42,422 --> 01:24:43,652
Let's rock out.
1621
01:24:45,755 --> 01:24:46,853
Okay, hit it.
1622
01:24:50,529 --> 01:24:51,627
- It's rolling.
1623
01:24:51,662 --> 01:24:54,663
(upbeat rock music)
1624
01:25:29,370 --> 01:25:33,570
I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.
1625
01:25:33,605 --> 01:25:36,507
- This one right
here, August 13th.
1626
01:25:38,577 --> 01:25:39,642
That was my favorite.
1627
01:25:39,677 --> 01:25:42,744
(muffled rock music)
1628
01:25:43,912 --> 01:25:46,220
- You really want me to do this?
1629
01:25:46,255 --> 01:25:46,880
- Yeah.
1630
01:25:48,851 --> 01:25:50,785
Let's see what you got.
1631
01:25:52,591 --> 01:25:54,756
- Okay, can I have a kiss?
1632
01:26:13,975 --> 01:26:17,515
(cassette tape rewinds)
1633
01:26:26,658 --> 01:26:29,692
(drumsticks clicking)
1634
01:26:29,727 --> 01:26:32,728
(upbeat rock music)
1635
01:26:41,772 --> 01:26:46,775
♪ I'm a watermelon slammed
into your driveway ♪
1636
01:26:47,976 --> 01:26:52,748
♪ Crack me open so I
feel the air inside me ♪
1637
01:26:54,455 --> 01:26:57,390
♪ Like a tongue tongue ♪
1638
01:26:57,425 --> 01:26:59,689
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb ♪
1639
01:26:59,724 --> 01:27:02,725
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum yum ♪
1640
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:05,662
♪ Call me and I'll come ♪
1641
01:27:05,697 --> 01:27:08,434
♪ Fuck the rest of them ♪
1642
01:27:08,469 --> 01:27:09,699
♪ Fuck 'em all ♪
1643
01:27:09,734 --> 01:27:14,737
♪ Fuck 'em all but us ♪
1644
01:27:17,676 --> 01:27:22,679
♪ Am I dreaming or
did you just kiss me ♪
1645
01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:28,685
♪ You don't know it but
you already miss me ♪
1646
01:27:30,491 --> 01:27:33,459
♪ Like a tongue tongue ♪
1647
01:27:33,494 --> 01:27:35,824
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb ♪
1648
01:27:35,859 --> 01:27:38,959
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum yum ♪
1649
01:27:38,994 --> 01:27:41,995
♪ Call me and I'll come ♪
1650
01:27:42,030 --> 01:27:44,404
♪ Fuck the rest of them ♪
1651
01:27:44,439 --> 01:27:45,669
♪ Fuck 'em all ♪
1652
01:27:45,704 --> 01:27:50,707
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1653
01:27:53,811 --> 01:27:56,383
♪ Fuck the rest of them ♪
1654
01:27:56,418 --> 01:27:57,714
♪ Fuck 'em all ♪
1655
01:27:57,749 --> 01:28:02,752
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1656
01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:07,922
♪ But us ♪
1657
01:28:07,957 --> 01:28:09,792
♪ But us ♪
1658
01:28:09,827 --> 01:28:12,894
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1659
01:28:18,968 --> 01:28:19,802
- Fuck.
1660
01:28:21,806 --> 01:28:24,906
(breathes shakily)
1661
01:28:29,011 --> 01:28:30,384
That was tits.
1662
01:28:33,554 --> 01:28:34,784
- Is tits good?
1663
01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:36,951
- Yeah.
1664
01:28:36,986 --> 01:28:37,820
Yeah.
1665
01:28:39,989 --> 01:28:41,087
Tits is good.
1666
01:28:42,090 --> 01:28:44,530
(chuckles)
1667
01:28:45,665 --> 01:28:46,730
Let's mix it.
1668
01:28:48,734 --> 01:28:52,637
(cassette tape rewinds)
1669
01:28:52,672 --> 01:28:53,473
- [Nancy] Simon?
1670
01:28:53,508 --> 01:28:56,003
(footsteps approaching)
1671
01:28:56,038 --> 01:28:57,037
- Yeah, Mom?
1672
01:28:58,909 --> 01:29:01,448
- What's going on down here?
1673
01:29:03,551 --> 01:29:04,946
How did you get in?
1674
01:29:07,687 --> 01:29:08,818
- With my key.
1675
01:29:10,019 --> 01:29:12,756
- You're not supposed
to have a key.
1676
01:29:12,791 --> 01:29:13,922
Who's this?
1677
01:29:15,530 --> 01:29:17,057
- This, um, is Patty.
1678
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:23,899
We're recording a song.
1679
01:29:24,803 --> 01:29:26,869
- How was Tanzania?
1680
01:29:26,904 --> 01:29:28,574
- Tanzania?
1681
01:29:28,609 --> 01:29:30,576
Are you both on dope?
1682
01:29:30,611 --> 01:29:31,643
- He's definitely on dope.
1683
01:29:31,678 --> 01:29:32,875
- All right, back off, Renae.
1684
01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:33,810
I'm not on dope.
1685
01:29:33,845 --> 01:29:34,877
- He totally is, Mom.
1686
01:29:34,912 --> 01:29:35,713
I can tell.
1687
01:29:35,748 --> 01:29:36,945
He won't look at me.
1688
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:38,782
He looks past me,
but not into my eyes
1689
01:29:38,817 --> 01:29:39,948
'cause he doesn't want
me to see his eyes.
1690
01:29:39,983 --> 01:29:41,180
- Jesus fucking Christ!
1691
01:29:41,215 --> 01:29:43,050
Can we just eat
the fucking meal?
1692
01:29:43,085 --> 01:29:44,788
- Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.
1693
01:29:44,823 --> 01:29:45,921
- We learned about
dope in D.A.R.E.
1694
01:29:45,956 --> 01:29:49,826
- Dopers share
needles and get AIDS.
1695
01:29:49,861 --> 01:29:50,860
- Why are you here?
1696
01:29:50,895 --> 01:29:52,664
(sighs)
1697
01:29:52,699 --> 01:29:54,897
- Oh, it's nice to
see you too, Dad.
1698
01:29:54,932 --> 01:29:55,931
- Answer your father.
1699
01:29:55,966 --> 01:29:57,966
- If it's about money, no way.
1700
01:29:58,001 --> 01:29:59,539
- Well, don't worry about it.
1701
01:29:59,574 --> 01:30:00,837
I'm not after your
God damn money.
1702
01:30:00,872 --> 01:30:01,937
- There's an agenda, Mom.
1703
01:30:01,972 --> 01:30:03,138
There's always an agenda.
1704
01:30:03,173 --> 01:30:05,578
If I were you, I'd check my
jewelry box before he bails.
1705
01:30:05,613 --> 01:30:06,909
- Shut the fuck up, Renae!
1706
01:30:06,944 --> 01:30:08,009
- Strike two.
1707
01:30:10,079 --> 01:30:11,650
(crying)
1708
01:30:11,685 --> 01:30:12,651
- What is this?
1709
01:30:12,686 --> 01:30:14,620
What are you doin'?
1710
01:30:14,655 --> 01:30:15,489
What is this?
1711
01:30:15,524 --> 01:30:16,721
- He's high, Mom.
1712
01:30:16,756 --> 01:30:17,557
Don't pay attention to him.
1713
01:30:17,592 --> 01:30:18,690
It's what he wants.
1714
01:30:18,725 --> 01:30:19,824
He feeds off it.
1715
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:21,154
- Uncle Simon has dirty
fingernails like the dopers
1716
01:30:21,189 --> 01:30:22,056
in my D.A.R.E. book.
1717
01:30:22,091 --> 01:30:22,892
(door closes)
1718
01:30:22,927 --> 01:30:24,124
- Hello?
1719
01:30:24,159 --> 01:30:25,191
Hey, sorry I'm late.
1720
01:30:25,226 --> 01:30:26,665
Why is the front door locked?
1721
01:30:26,700 --> 01:30:27,534
Whoa.
1722
01:30:28,163 --> 01:30:28,964
What are you doin' here?
1723
01:30:28,999 --> 01:30:30,669
(fork clatters)
1724
01:30:30,704 --> 01:30:31,505
Hi.
1725
01:30:31,540 --> 01:30:32,264
I'm Danny.
1726
01:30:32,299 --> 01:30:33,199
- Hi.
1727
01:30:33,234 --> 01:30:34,772
- Did you give him your key?
1728
01:30:34,807 --> 01:30:35,608
- Yeah.
1729
01:30:35,643 --> 01:30:36,235
So?
1730
01:30:36,270 --> 01:30:37,907
- Why'd you do that?
1731
01:30:37,942 --> 01:30:38,875
You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?
1732
01:30:38,910 --> 01:30:39,909
- Relax, Renae.
1733
01:30:39,944 --> 01:30:41,977
- I need to relax, Danny?
1734
01:30:42,012 --> 01:30:43,649
Poor Mom had to come home
1735
01:30:43,684 --> 01:30:45,882
and find these two in
the basement shooting up.
1736
01:30:45,917 --> 01:30:46,850
- Oh, my God.
1737
01:30:46,885 --> 01:30:47,884
(crying)
1738
01:30:47,919 --> 01:30:48,720
(sighs)
1739
01:30:48,755 --> 01:30:49,622
- What's going on here?
1740
01:30:49,657 --> 01:30:50,887
- Nothing.
1741
01:30:50,922 --> 01:30:51,821
Nobody's shooting
dope, all right?
1742
01:30:51,857 --> 01:30:54,990
We were writing a
song in the basement.
1743
01:30:55,025 --> 01:30:56,860
- I can't do this anymore!
1744
01:30:56,895 --> 01:30:58,697
- Great, now Dad's upset.
1745
01:30:58,732 --> 01:31:00,732
- Stop picking on Simon!
1746
01:31:00,767 --> 01:31:01,898
- Excuse me?
1747
01:31:01,933 --> 01:31:03,834
- You heard me.
1748
01:31:03,869 --> 01:31:05,671
You're all being mean!
1749
01:31:06,707 --> 01:31:07,840
He doesn't do dope.
1750
01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:09,873
He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my EZ-Dose because
1751
01:31:09,908 --> 01:31:10,940
he got beat up.
1752
01:31:10,975 --> 01:31:11,774
(chuckles)
1753
01:31:11,809 --> 01:31:12,975
- Mommy, what is
she talking about?
1754
01:31:13,010 --> 01:31:13,943
- I have no idea.
1755
01:31:13,978 --> 01:31:15,582
I think she's just as
strung out as he is.
1756
01:31:15,617 --> 01:31:16,682
- Okay, you know what?
1757
01:31:16,717 --> 01:31:17,916
Leave her out of this.
1758
01:31:17,952 --> 01:31:21,016
- Look, you seem like a nice
enough girl, but I'm sure he's
1759
01:31:21,051 --> 01:31:22,919
got you brainwashed or
he's manipulating you
1760
01:31:22,954 --> 01:31:24,987
with drugs somehow.
1761
01:31:25,022 --> 01:31:27,594
Simon is a pathological liar.
1762
01:31:27,629 --> 01:31:30,564
He's a thief and a total pyro.
1763
01:31:30,599 --> 01:31:32,698
- Hey, you know the cops have
been sniffing around for you?
1764
01:31:32,733 --> 01:31:33,932
- Yeah.
1765
01:31:33,968 --> 01:31:35,294
- They came by the office and
grilled me for a half hour.
1766
01:31:35,329 --> 01:31:36,933
- Oh, God.
1767
01:31:36,968 --> 01:31:38,572
Oh, no.
1768
01:31:38,607 --> 01:31:39,199
- It's okay, Mom.
1769
01:31:39,234 --> 01:31:40,904
He'll be gone soon.
1770
01:31:40,939 --> 01:31:42,873
- What's a pyro again?
1771
01:31:42,908 --> 01:31:43,709
- A pyro's-
- Oh.
1772
01:31:43,744 --> 01:31:44,336
(chuckles)
1773
01:31:44,371 --> 01:31:45,172
Are you serious?
1774
01:31:45,207 --> 01:31:46,008
- Okay, you know what?
1775
01:31:46,043 --> 01:31:46,910
Knock it off!
1776
01:31:46,945 --> 01:31:48,109
(laughs)
Knock it off!
1777
01:31:48,144 --> 01:31:49,616
- Not the sharpest
stick, is she?
1778
01:31:49,651 --> 01:31:50,980
- Don't talk about
her like that!
1779
01:31:51,015 --> 01:31:51,816
- Like what?
1780
01:31:51,851 --> 01:31:52,784
- Like she's subhuman,
1781
01:31:52,819 --> 01:31:54,984
and with that
condescending fucking tone!
1782
01:31:55,019 --> 01:31:55,820
- All right!
1783
01:31:55,855 --> 01:31:56,656
That's three!
1784
01:31:56,691 --> 01:31:57,954
- Yeah?
1785
01:31:57,989 --> 01:32:00,319
What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?
1786
01:32:00,354 --> 01:32:01,991
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey,
1787
01:32:02,026 --> 01:32:03,025
hey, hey, hey, stop!
1788
01:32:03,060 --> 01:32:03,861
- Come on, motherfucker!
1789
01:32:03,896 --> 01:32:04,697
Here you go, come on.
1790
01:32:04,732 --> 01:32:05,731
Let's go, big shot!
1791
01:32:05,766 --> 01:32:07,733
(glass shatters)
(Nancy screams)
1792
01:32:07,768 --> 01:32:09,031
- Get out!
1793
01:32:09,066 --> 01:32:11,099
- You ruin everything!
1794
01:32:13,037 --> 01:32:15,004
Just get out of here!
1795
01:32:16,370 --> 01:32:17,204
- Come on.
1796
01:32:19,747 --> 01:32:22,748
(truck engine hums)
1797
01:32:28,921 --> 01:32:31,757
So, what'd you
think of my family?
1798
01:32:35,323 --> 01:32:38,027
- I like your brother, Danny.
1799
01:32:38,062 --> 01:32:40,326
- Yeah, he's solid.
1800
01:32:40,361 --> 01:32:41,162
- Simon?
1801
01:32:43,298 --> 01:32:45,133
- Yeah?
1802
01:32:45,168 --> 01:32:47,806
- Do you think I'm a retard?
1803
01:32:47,841 --> 01:32:50,776
(tires screeching)
1804
01:32:50,811 --> 01:32:53,273
- Don't you ever talk like that.
1805
01:32:54,881 --> 01:32:55,715
Ever.
1806
01:32:58,181 --> 01:33:00,148
You are not a retard.
1807
01:33:01,184 --> 01:33:03,283
You are a total punk rocker.
1808
01:33:06,761 --> 01:33:07,727
- I am?
1809
01:33:07,762 --> 01:33:08,354
- Yes.
1810
01:33:11,359 --> 01:33:13,128
You are punk as fuck.
1811
01:33:19,466 --> 01:33:21,070
- Can we listen to
our song in here?
1812
01:33:21,105 --> 01:33:22,170
- Fuck, yeah.
1813
01:33:24,075 --> 01:33:26,647
Pop that shit in the tape deck.
1814
01:33:31,214 --> 01:33:34,215
(upbeat rock music)
1815
01:33:37,187 --> 01:33:39,957
- Are we going on our date now?
1816
01:33:41,191 --> 01:33:43,092
- Yeah, we're going
on our date now.
1817
01:33:43,127 --> 01:33:48,130
♪ I'm a watermelon slammed
into your driveway ♪
1818
01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:50,033
- Simon?
1819
01:33:50,068 --> 01:33:51,100
- Hmm?
1820
01:33:52,334 --> 01:33:54,037
- Remember when I told
you that yesterday
1821
01:33:54,072 --> 01:33:55,841
was the best day ever?
1822
01:33:55,876 --> 01:33:58,074
♪ Like a tongue tongue ♪
1823
01:33:58,109 --> 01:33:59,141
- Yeah.
1824
01:34:02,113 --> 01:34:04,245
- Today is even better.
1825
01:34:07,217 --> 01:34:09,151
♪ Fuck the rest of them ♪
1826
01:34:09,186 --> 01:34:10,482
♪ Fuck 'em all ♪
1827
01:34:10,517 --> 01:34:13,089
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us- ♪
1828
01:34:13,124 --> 01:34:15,894
(all chattering)
1829
01:34:18,932 --> 01:34:20,426
(guitar music)
1830
01:34:20,461 --> 01:34:22,065
- What a fuckin' dump.
1831
01:34:22,100 --> 01:34:24,364
I mean that's, what, 40 people?
1832
01:34:24,399 --> 01:34:25,332
You call this a show?
1833
01:34:25,367 --> 01:34:28,071
- It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.
1834
01:34:28,106 --> 01:34:29,270
(laughs)
1835
01:34:29,305 --> 01:34:31,338
- Hey, you watch
your fuckin' mouth.
1836
01:34:31,373 --> 01:34:33,945
You have any idea how many
bands would kill to play a show
1837
01:34:33,980 --> 01:34:35,210
with The Alliance?
1838
01:34:35,245 --> 01:34:36,178
I'm throwing you a
fuckin' bone, kid.
1839
01:34:36,213 --> 01:34:37,279
- Yeah?
1840
01:34:37,314 --> 01:34:39,181
Well, why don't you take
that bone and shove it up
1841
01:34:39,216 --> 01:34:41,381
your fat fuckin' ass?
1842
01:34:41,416 --> 01:34:43,119
(laughs)
1843
01:34:43,154 --> 01:34:44,351
- What's with your boy?
1844
01:34:44,386 --> 01:34:45,891
How come I gotta fuckin'
twist his arm to play
1845
01:34:45,926 --> 01:34:47,893
with the hottest
band out of New York?
1846
01:34:47,928 --> 01:34:49,224
(laughs)
1847
01:34:49,259 --> 01:34:52,161
- Fuckin' hottest pile
of shit out of New York.
1848
01:34:52,196 --> 01:34:53,426
- Oh, okay.
1849
01:34:53,461 --> 01:34:55,934
So, so you're gonna
tell me what's hot?
1850
01:34:55,969 --> 01:34:57,804
Kid, I'm standing in the
fuckin' filthiest green room
1851
01:34:57,839 --> 01:34:59,267
I've ever seen in my life,
1852
01:34:59,302 --> 01:35:02,072
and you're about to play next
to a fuckin' Chevy Impala.
1853
01:35:02,107 --> 01:35:04,107
- Yeah, well, nobody
asked you to fucking come.
1854
01:35:04,142 --> 01:35:06,142
- Actually, I did.
1855
01:35:06,177 --> 01:35:06,978
- You would.
1856
01:35:07,013 --> 01:35:08,177
- Let's do this.
1857
01:35:08,212 --> 01:35:10,146
Troy says we gotta be out by 10.
1858
01:35:10,181 --> 01:35:12,412
- You're makin' a
huge fuckin' mistake.
1859
01:35:12,447 --> 01:35:13,952
These cocksuckers
said you're playing,
1860
01:35:13,987 --> 01:35:15,184
and I'm holding you to it.
1861
01:35:15,219 --> 01:35:16,790
I sunk my own money
in this promotion.
1862
01:35:16,825 --> 01:35:18,187
- Yeah?
1863
01:35:18,222 --> 01:35:19,419
That's not my fuckin' problem.
1864
01:35:19,454 --> 01:35:20,860
- I booked it two weeks ago.
1865
01:35:20,895 --> 01:35:22,158
I'm makin' it your
fuckin' problem.
1866
01:35:22,193 --> 01:35:22,994
- How about this?
1867
01:35:23,029 --> 01:35:24,061
Fuck you!
1868
01:35:24,096 --> 01:35:26,261
Fuck your problems!
1869
01:35:26,296 --> 01:35:30,870
I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with The Alliance.
1870
01:35:38,308 --> 01:35:39,109
Let's go.
1871
01:35:39,144 --> 01:35:39,978
- Simon!
1872
01:35:44,512 --> 01:35:47,051
- You cunts just
made my shit list.
1873
01:35:47,086 --> 01:35:51,319
This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.
1874
01:35:52,619 --> 01:35:55,092
What the fuck is this shit?
1875
01:35:58,361 --> 01:36:00,229
(laughs)
1876
01:36:01,529 --> 01:36:02,836
(crowd cheering)
1877
01:36:02,871 --> 01:36:03,804
- Let's go!
1878
01:36:06,270 --> 01:36:07,401
♪ You make the rules,
we break the rules ♪
1879
01:36:07,436 --> 01:36:08,974
♪ We do it our way ♪
1880
01:36:09,009 --> 01:36:11,009
♪ Rejects of society and
we are here to stay ♪
1881
01:36:11,044 --> 01:36:12,274
♪ Won't take your
shit no fucking more ♪
1882
01:36:12,309 --> 01:36:13,141
♪ Today is the day ♪
1883
01:36:13,177 --> 01:36:14,408
♪ Time has come
to give you some ♪
1884
01:36:14,443 --> 01:36:19,446
♪ Get out of my face ♪
1885
01:36:20,889 --> 01:36:21,481
♪ Shit that's flying
out of your mouth ♪
1886
01:36:21,516 --> 01:36:22,955
♪ I'm going insane ♪
1887
01:36:22,990 --> 01:36:24,022
♪ One more fucking
word from you ♪
1888
01:36:24,057 --> 01:36:25,254
♪ I'll kick you in the face ♪
1889
01:36:25,289 --> 01:36:26,222
♪ Have no respect
for your kind ♪
1890
01:36:26,257 --> 01:36:27,089
♪ You're cancer in my brain ♪
1891
01:36:27,125 --> 01:36:28,928
♪ We're paranoid,
it's justified ♪
1892
01:36:28,963 --> 01:36:32,866
♪ This is what we say ♪
1893
01:36:32,901 --> 01:36:34,329
♪ We won't obey ♪
1894
01:36:34,364 --> 01:36:38,201
♪ We won't, we won't obey ♪
1895
01:36:38,236 --> 01:36:42,073
♪ We won't, we won't obey ♪
1896
01:36:42,108 --> 01:36:47,111
♪ We won't, we won't obey ♪
1897
01:36:47,674 --> 01:36:50,180
♪ We won't obey ♪
1898
01:36:50,215 --> 01:36:52,281
♪ We won't obey ♪
1899
01:36:52,316 --> 01:36:54,283
♪ We won't obey ♪
1900
01:36:54,318 --> 01:36:55,119
♪ No ♪
1901
01:36:55,154 --> 01:36:57,517
(crowd cheering)
1902
01:36:57,552 --> 01:37:01,928
This next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.
1903
01:37:02,623 --> 01:37:04,062
(crowd cheering)
1904
01:37:04,097 --> 01:37:07,032
(heavy rock music)
1905
01:37:13,073 --> 01:37:14,908
♪ Microwave it, shove it down ♪
1906
01:37:14,943 --> 01:37:17,174
♪ Too bad your food
is turning brown ♪
1907
01:37:17,209 --> 01:37:19,308
♪ Poison veggies
and plastic meat ♪
1908
01:37:19,343 --> 01:37:21,607
♪ Nothing real for us to eat ♪
1909
01:37:21,642 --> 01:37:23,510
♪ Around the table,
Mom and Dad ♪
1910
01:37:23,545 --> 01:37:25,952
♪ Conversations
that make you sad ♪
1911
01:37:25,987 --> 01:37:28,218
♪ A lot of talking,
endless dread ♪
1912
01:37:28,253 --> 01:37:30,682
♪ Just shove it in
and off to bed ♪
1913
01:37:30,717 --> 01:37:31,551
♪ Dinnertime ♪
1914
01:37:31,586 --> 01:37:33,025
♪ Dinner in America ♪
1915
01:37:33,060 --> 01:37:34,257
♪ Dinnertime ♪
1916
01:37:34,292 --> 01:37:35,126
♪ Dinner in America ♪
1917
01:37:35,161 --> 01:37:36,226
♪ Dinnertime ♪
1918
01:37:36,261 --> 01:37:37,590
♪ Dinner in America ♪
1919
01:37:37,625 --> 01:37:40,362
(drums pounding)
1920
01:37:41,464 --> 01:37:44,531
(sirens chirping)
1921
01:37:44,566 --> 01:37:45,400
- Run!
1922
01:37:46,667 --> 01:37:49,602
(percussive music)
1923
01:37:54,081 --> 01:37:55,047
- Fuck you!
1924
01:37:55,082 --> 01:37:56,411
Fuck you!
1925
01:37:56,446 --> 01:37:58,479
How fucking unpunk
is it, turn me in
1926
01:37:58,514 --> 01:38:00,448
on some Crime Stoppers hotline?
1927
01:38:00,483 --> 01:38:02,384
Fucking bullshit!
1928
01:38:02,419 --> 01:38:03,220
Motherfucker!
1929
01:38:03,255 --> 01:38:04,056
- Shut the fuck up!
1930
01:38:04,091 --> 01:38:04,683
Get in the car!
1931
01:38:04,718 --> 01:38:05,519
- Wait, wait!
1932
01:38:05,554 --> 01:38:06,388
Wait!
1933
01:38:07,721 --> 01:38:09,292
You can't take him!
1934
01:38:09,327 --> 01:38:11,360
He didn't do anything!
1935
01:38:11,395 --> 01:38:14,033
- Hey, have fun in the nasty.
1936
01:38:15,399 --> 01:38:19,368
They're gonna crack your
pelvis like a softshell crab.
1937
01:38:20,668 --> 01:38:22,272
- [Man] Fascists.
1938
01:38:23,374 --> 01:38:24,208
- Hey.
1939
01:38:25,145 --> 01:38:26,243
I got your cigarettes.
1940
01:38:26,278 --> 01:38:28,377
- Aw, that's fuckin' tits.
1941
01:38:28,412 --> 01:38:31,479
(lighter flicks)
1942
01:38:31,514 --> 01:38:35,549
(light electronic music)
1943
01:38:35,584 --> 01:38:37,958
(sighing)
1944
01:38:39,126 --> 01:38:41,687
Sorry about this
shitty fucking date.
1945
01:38:41,722 --> 01:38:44,063
(chuckles)
1946
01:38:44,098 --> 01:38:46,362
It doesn't get much
worse than this.
1947
01:38:46,397 --> 01:38:47,229
- It's okay.
1948
01:38:47,265 --> 01:38:50,564
I'm just happy I
got to see you play.
1949
01:38:52,304 --> 01:38:55,371
I'm not gonna see
you for a while, huh?
1950
01:38:59,344 --> 01:39:00,607
Hey, Simon?
1951
01:39:00,642 --> 01:39:01,476
- Yeah?
1952
01:39:02,776 --> 01:39:04,413
- Remember when you
dedicated the song
1953
01:39:04,448 --> 01:39:07,317
to your music girlfriend?
1954
01:39:07,352 --> 01:39:07,984
- Mm-hm.
1955
01:39:09,057 --> 01:39:11,486
- You were looking at me, right?
1956
01:39:12,489 --> 01:39:15,424
- Yeah, I was lookin' at you.
1957
01:39:15,459 --> 01:39:16,689
- I thought so.
1958
01:39:21,168 --> 01:39:22,002
Simon?
1959
01:39:23,302 --> 01:39:24,136
- Yeah?
1960
01:39:26,437 --> 01:39:29,603
- You're my real
boyfriend now, right?
1961
01:39:33,378 --> 01:39:36,049
- Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.
1962
01:39:39,417 --> 01:39:43,188
(police radio chattering)
1963
01:39:45,423 --> 01:39:47,159
(car door opens)
1964
01:39:47,194 --> 01:39:48,655
- [Officer] No contact.
1965
01:39:48,690 --> 01:39:52,692
Keep that cigarette out
of the prisoner's mouth.
1966
01:39:54,201 --> 01:39:57,037
(car door closes)
1967
01:39:59,338 --> 01:40:00,337
- Stay punk.
1968
01:40:13,550 --> 01:40:15,253
- [Sissy] Patty?
1969
01:40:15,288 --> 01:40:17,717
- I told you it was her.
1970
01:40:17,752 --> 01:40:19,125
- Hey, Sissy.
1971
01:40:19,160 --> 01:40:20,555
Hi, Karen.
1972
01:40:20,590 --> 01:40:22,590
- Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John Q
1973
01:40:22,625 --> 01:40:24,559
in the back of that cruiser?
1974
01:40:24,594 --> 01:40:25,428
- Uh-huh.
1975
01:40:26,431 --> 01:40:28,530
He's my real boyfriend.
1976
01:40:28,565 --> 01:40:31,269
- We're starting
a riot girl band.
1977
01:40:31,304 --> 01:40:32,666
You wanna be in it?
1978
01:40:34,835 --> 01:40:35,669
- Uh-huh.
1979
01:40:37,178 --> 01:40:40,113
(coughing)
1980
01:40:40,148 --> 01:40:42,214
(grunts)
1981
01:40:50,290 --> 01:40:53,654
(light electronic music)
1982
01:40:57,792 --> 01:41:01,431
- [Simon Voiceover] Patty,
thanks for the care package.
1983
01:41:01,466 --> 01:41:03,631
I almost cried when
I saw the earplugs.
1984
01:41:03,666 --> 01:41:07,635
If Lloyd is at an eight
before, now he's at a two.
1985
01:41:07,670 --> 01:41:08,502
(grunting)
1986
01:41:08,538 --> 01:41:10,638
Every now and then,
he hits a four.
1987
01:41:10,673 --> 01:41:13,641
Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBride
1988
01:41:13,676 --> 01:41:14,774
on the Action Five News.
1989
01:41:14,809 --> 01:41:16,149
(gasping)
1990
01:41:16,184 --> 01:41:18,448
(grunting)
1991
01:41:19,649 --> 01:41:22,155
There isn't shit to do
here but pump iron, write,
1992
01:41:22,190 --> 01:41:25,290
and steer clear of
the shower sharks.
1993
01:41:26,425 --> 01:41:28,359
Thanks for the notebook.
1994
01:41:28,394 --> 01:41:32,726
I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.
1995
01:41:32,761 --> 01:41:35,597
All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough material
1996
01:41:35,632 --> 01:41:38,204
for 10 albums in this shithole.
1997
01:41:39,669 --> 01:41:42,769
I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.
1998
01:41:42,804 --> 01:41:44,573
It's the only thing I have to
look forward to, even if we
1999
01:41:44,608 --> 01:41:46,443
only get half an hour.
2000
01:41:47,611 --> 01:41:50,876
Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.
2001
01:41:52,649 --> 01:41:55,188
Your music boyfriend, Simon.
2002
01:41:57,918 --> 01:42:02,393
P.S., thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.
2003
01:42:02,428 --> 01:42:05,495
Tell him Reggie's peach
cobbler is dynamite.
2004
01:42:05,530 --> 01:42:08,597
For real, I think
it saved my life.
2005
01:42:08,632 --> 01:42:09,664
And you should see me.
2006
01:42:09,699 --> 01:42:11,633
I probably put on 15 pounds.
2007
01:42:11,668 --> 01:42:14,306
(Polaroid whirs)
2008
01:42:14,341 --> 01:42:17,276
(knocking on door)
2009
01:42:22,844 --> 01:42:24,217
(cell door closes)
2010
01:42:24,252 --> 01:42:25,614
I'm feeling so much
stronger since I stopped
2011
01:42:25,649 --> 01:42:28,617
eating the shit they
feed the animals.
2012
01:42:29,785 --> 01:42:31,257
It's just too bad you
have to go to prison
2013
01:42:31,292 --> 01:42:33,919
to get a decent
dinner in America.
2014
01:42:36,792 --> 01:42:38,957
(laughs)
2015
01:42:38,992 --> 01:42:41,366
- What's so funny, retard?
2016
01:42:44,833 --> 01:42:47,240
- Hey, horse face, we're
fucking talking to you.
2017
01:42:47,275 --> 01:42:48,439
- Is she fucking ignoring us?
2018
01:42:48,474 --> 01:42:49,573
- Are you ignoring us, retard?
2019
01:42:49,609 --> 01:42:52,740
- [Gina] Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.
2020
01:42:52,775 --> 01:42:56,678
- Hey, are you one of
those deaf, mute retards?
2021
01:42:57,714 --> 01:42:59,615
(laughs)
2022
01:43:01,289 --> 01:43:02,486
(bus bell rings)
2023
01:43:02,521 --> 01:43:05,621
- [Automated Voice]
Stop requested.
2024
01:43:05,656 --> 01:43:06,721
(gasps)
2025
01:43:06,756 --> 01:43:08,789
(laughs)
2026
01:43:11,431 --> 01:43:13,695
(gasping)
2027
01:43:13,730 --> 01:43:16,698
- You need to take it down
a notch, motherfucker!
2028
01:43:16,733 --> 01:43:20,339
(heavy electronic music)
2029
01:43:34,322 --> 01:43:37,323
(upbeat rock music)
2030
01:43:46,730 --> 01:43:51,733
♪ I'm a watermelon slammed
into your driveway ♪
2031
01:43:52,934 --> 01:43:57,607
♪ Crack me open so I
feel the air inside me ♪
2032
01:43:59,039 --> 01:44:01,941
♪ Like a tongue tongue ♪
2033
01:44:01,976 --> 01:44:04,581
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb ♪
2034
01:44:04,616 --> 01:44:07,848
♪ Music boyfriend
I'm your yum yum ♪
2035
01:44:07,883 --> 01:44:10,785
♪ Call me and I'll come ♪
2036
01:44:10,820 --> 01:44:12,853
♪ Fuck the rest of them ♪
2037
01:44:12,888 --> 01:44:14,492
♪ Fuck 'em all ♪
2038
01:44:14,527 --> 01:44:19,530
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
2039
01:44:22,667 --> 01:44:27,670
♪ Am I dreaming or
did you just kiss me ♪
2040
01:44:28,838 --> 01:44:33,445
♪ You don't know it but
you already miss me ♪
2041
01:44:35,075 --> 01:44:40,078
♪ Like a tongue tongue In
my eardrum, dumb-dumb ♪
2042
01:44:41,554 --> 01:44:43,620
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum yum ♪
2043
01:44:43,655 --> 01:44:46,788
♪ Call me and I'll come ♪
2044
01:44:46,823 --> 01:44:49,087
♪ Fuck the rest of them ♪
2045
01:44:49,122 --> 01:44:50,561
♪ Fuck 'em all ♪
2046
01:44:50,596 --> 01:44:55,599
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
2047
01:44:58,736 --> 01:45:01,132
♪ Fuck the rest of them ♪
2048
01:45:01,167 --> 01:45:02,606
♪ Fuck 'em all ♪
2049
01:45:02,641 --> 01:45:07,644
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
2050
01:45:09,912 --> 01:45:12,814
♪ But us ♪
2051
01:45:12,849 --> 01:45:14,684
♪ But us ♪
2052
01:45:14,719 --> 01:45:17,753
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
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