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Here's what went down
last week on Shameless.
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Me.
A lot.
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Ew.
Carl.
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I handled enough
personal liability claims
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to know what a six-figure payout
looks like.
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You better bring
me a mangled femur.
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Hey, if you don't have
the stones to hobble yourself,
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find someone
who'll do it for you.
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- Aah!
- You promised to help
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terrorize my parents in exchange
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for me giving you stuff.
A deal's a deal.
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How much to stop dating her?
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- How about $5,000?
- Is he serious?
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He's gonna pay me
not to date your daughter?
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How about $10,000?
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10 grand.
Should have held out.
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- You lost your virginity?
- Does it count if it's rape?
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A million guys would kill
to be raped by you.
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- Oh, would you shut up already?
- You hear Amy crying?
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You're more into the babies
than you are me.
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I'm sorry that I
care about their well-being.
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What about my well-being?
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Our bassist plays.
He's kind of a genius.
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- Are you asking me on a date?
- I'll see you there.
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This is my girlfriend, Gigi.
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- Your girlfriend?
- Fiona is Gus's friend.
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Holy shit.
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♪ think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ round up the friends
you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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Wakey, wakey.
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Come on, buddy.
Up and at 'em.
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- Morning.
- Well, you're in a good mood
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for a man covered
in pigeon shit.
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I think I
overdid it last night.
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Celebrating my last day
below the poverty line.
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- Win the lottery?
- Insurance payout.
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I earned it, too.
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Broke my femur last winter.
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- Tore all--
- Yeah. Good for you.
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Meanwhile, why don't you wait
for your limousine
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somewhere else?
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♪ it's hot in here
even with the fan on ♪
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♪ and I'm sweaty ♪
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♪ my balls are sweaty, too ♪
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- Uh, huh. Go on.
- ♪ but I am cool with that ♪
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♪ yeah, 'cause I am cool
with you ♪
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The Ballad Of Sweaty Balls?
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Yeah, that's--
that's the title.
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Just got to come up
with a bridge.
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How are we not sick
of each other?
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Hm, yeah,
it's only been a week.
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So any day now?
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Actually,
it's been about 9 days
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and 12 hours, but, you know,
who's counting?
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Do you like that?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Nice.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, thanks for the ride.
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It's weird to see you here.
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Like, I cut you
out of a photograph
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and pasted you
into this background.
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Yeah. You know, it's weird
for me to see me here.
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So glad you came.
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Come on.
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It's, uh--
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It's nice...
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you know, if you like
this kind of thing.
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Girls are out playing
a squash tournament.
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My parents
are cheering them on.
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They're all driving me insane.
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I mean, my little sisters
are cute, but they know it.
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So you sort of want
to drown them.
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And my older sister's
a programmed robot,
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would jump off a building
if my parents told her to.
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And my dad--
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Well, you know my dad.
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Oh, yeah. He, ah,
he want his 10 grand back?
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Don't hate me
because my dad's a douchebag.
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As long as I get a break
from hauling rocks,
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douchebaggery is--
it's not a problem.
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♪ a nigga gotta get
that money ♪
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- ♪ that money ♪
- ♪ a nigga gotta get ♪
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- ♪ that dough ♪
- ♪ that dough ♪
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♪ a nigga gotta get
that money ♪
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- ♪ that money ♪
- ♪ a nigga gotta get ♪
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- ♪ that dough ♪
- ♪ that dough ♪
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♪ a nigga gotta get
that money ♪
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Hey. What's up, yo?
How's your day looking?
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Well, I was thinking
I should go on the pill.
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- So, you're gonna be--
- Well, since things are over
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with Matty, I figure it's best
to be prepared for next time,
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- don't you?
- Yeah.
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But there's-- there's more
than pregnancy
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to worry about.
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How about we stick to condoms?
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They're only 82% effective.
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I should use the pill
as a back-up.
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Okay. I'll make an appointment
at Planned Parenthood.
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- I got to run.
- Huh, like you need to be
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- somewhere.
- While you're sitting
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on your lazy ass,
I'll be at my job.
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What job?
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And please eat
more than just a pop-tart.
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I got hired
at the fruit market.
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You only said that because she
handed you a piece of fruit.
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What would you even do there?
You can't even walk.
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Uh, morning.
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Everybody, this is Gus.
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We got in late last night.
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And, well,
you're meeting him now.
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That's, ah, Debbie, Carl,
and Liam.
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- Hi.
- Who are you again?
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He's with Fiona, stupid.
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She mentioned him, like,
20 times.
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Boyfriend and girlfriend
or just fuck buddies?
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Welcome to my family.
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Lou.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I do business at the office,
Frank, not at my house.
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Just tell me
if my insurance check came in.
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For your leg?
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The hell else would I mean?
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Yeah, it's in.
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How much?
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- 121 grand.
- Sweet mother of Jesus.
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$121,000.
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I'm gonna rebuild my brewery.
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What's that smell?
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It's pigeon shit.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb
and say that you
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celebrated last night,
and then you blacked out.
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- And your point?
- The check came in.
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Okay, you showed up
at exactly this time yesterday
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- to sign for it.
- No.
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You told me
it was coming in on Tuesday.
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I wrote it down.
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And it is Wednesday.
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What the hell
happened to Tuesday?
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I never black out for a whole
day unless I'm smoking crack.
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Well, we opened you an account
at Dorset Bank, okay?
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Full balance was deposited
yesterday by wire.
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Do you promise
you're not just messing with me?
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- Good-bye, Frank.
- Ha.
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I'd kiss you, Lou, only
neither of us would enjoy that.
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Yes!
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Yeah, great.
Just put them on the couch.
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What's that?
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They found my suitcase.
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Suitcase?
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From my trip.
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Trip?
Uh, right, forgot.
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I'm sorry, are you still
waiting around for, like,
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a fucking tip or something?
'Cause I'm pretty sure
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you guys lost the baggage,
right?
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That means go.
Good-bye.
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Thank you.
Holy fuck.
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Nice suitcase, Mr. Shang.
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Somebody rings the doorbell,
tells me he's with an airline,
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and hands me somebody's shit.
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- Ass clown.
- Switched the last two numbers
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in the address.
He'll be back for it, you know.
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He's gonna be shit
out of luck, won't he?
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Think this'll fit?
Kind of sexy.
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Case, shirt, socks...
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Lisinopril.
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Should I Google it?
See what it does?
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No. You should give me some,
and I'll let you know.
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I'm gonna wash this down
with a beer.
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- You want one?
- Yeah, fuck it.
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See, what you have
to understand is,
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they're not identical twins.
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They're whatever
it is when--
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when you're not identical.
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Separate individuals.
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Like when I serve them grapes,
they're a choking hazard.
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That's why I cut them this way
and once that way.
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Amy loves them,
goes crazy for them.
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But Jemma, gives her diarrhea.
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Separate individuals.
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And that's Amy
waking up first, excuse me.
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- Hey.
- What?
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Would you please stop
torturing the girl?
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She's been babysitting
since she was 14.
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Well, why can't Fiona do it?
Or your mom?
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Fiona is working,
and mama is playing bingo.
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We haven't been on a date
since the kids were born.
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I need to get dressed up
and be sexy for my man.
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And baby, I need to get laid.
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Maybe we can get a motel room.
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That sounds great and all,
but--
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But what?
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I-I-I-I just-- I don't feel
comfortable leaving the girls
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with a complete stranger.
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Maybe in a couple months
or something.
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Louise, thank you
for coming by.
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Tonight isn't gonna work out.
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Baby, I'm sorry.
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- It's just--
- No.
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You don't want to go on a date,
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you can stay here
and feed Jemma grapes.
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Not Jemma.
Not Jemma, Amy.
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Babysit them until they're 18.
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I don't give a shit.
I'll go on date night by myself.
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You like it?
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This is your parents' room?
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Before they're back,
let's have sex on their bed.
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I'm game.
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Vagina sex.
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That's like-- that's--
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that's kind of a big deal
for you, right?
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I mean, well, what changed?
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You are such
a commitment-phobe.
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No, no, no.
I'm just-- I'm just curious.
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Well, I wrote on Facebook
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that I was saving myself
for my future husband.
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But no one
thought it was romantic.
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You know, not if I'm gonna
tell them
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that I've been fucked
in the ass and blown guys
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and had them jerk off
in my face.
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You put that on Facebook?
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Also, try not to freak out
about this, but I like you.
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We're not gonna get married
or anything.
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Right?
So you're good practice.
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♪ take a ride with your nigga
take a ride with your nigga ♪
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♪ take a ride with your nigga
won't you ride with me ♪
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Tiny Tim.
What's up?
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Yo, I'm supposed
to work with you guys.
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Work my johnson.
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G-Dog around?
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What about G?
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He said I could help out.
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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
249
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,907
- What's up?
- Put those on, man.
250
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,575
Khakis and docksiders?
251
00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:25,410
Look. White people,
they be coming from downtown,
252
00:11:25,462 --> 00:11:27,212
driving their Lexus
and whatnot right?
253
00:11:27,247 --> 00:11:28,747
But they afraid to stop.
254
00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:31,833
They be taking our money
to the fucking Polacks on 18th.
255
00:11:31,885 --> 00:11:33,668
I need a kid
they ain't afraid of.
256
00:11:33,721 --> 00:11:36,755
You know, a little white boy
on crutches and shit.
257
00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:38,757
You know, you're like a--
a greeter at Walmart.
258
00:11:38,809 --> 00:11:40,759
You feel me?
259
00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:42,844
Now look,
put that shit on, son.
260
00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:45,931
And if you see a cracker buying
crack, your ass better jump.
261
00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:50,435
You hear me?
262
00:11:57,611 --> 00:12:00,445
Sir, would you
like more coffee?
263
00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:02,781
Oh. Well,
thank you, ma'am.
264
00:12:02,783 --> 00:12:04,449
You want sugar in that?
265
00:12:04,501 --> 00:12:07,285
Or if it's too hot,
I could blow on it.
266
00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:08,787
- You know what's weird?
- Hmm?
267
00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:11,957
Sitting in a family diner
with an erection.
268
00:12:12,009 --> 00:12:13,458
I'll keep that image in mind
269
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:15,927
while I'm clearing plates
of fried eggs.
270
00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:22,434
If he's gonna enjoy
our air conditioning all day,
271
00:12:22,469 --> 00:12:24,970
he's got to order
more than an English muffin.
272
00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:26,438
I'll make him have pancakes.
273
00:12:26,473 --> 00:12:28,640
Looky you.
You're glowing, girl.
274
00:12:28,642 --> 00:12:30,725
It must be all that good sex.
275
00:12:30,778 --> 00:12:32,644
Best part is there's no drama,
276
00:12:32,646 --> 00:12:34,563
which usually just
means I'm bored.
277
00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:36,481
But instead,
I think I'm just happy.
278
00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:38,066
We're glad for you.
279
00:12:38,118 --> 00:12:39,985
Let us know how week two goes.
280
00:12:50,964 --> 00:12:53,965
I, um-- I made--uh,
281
00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:55,834
I opened an account
here yesterday.
282
00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:57,169
Name's Frank Gallagher.
283
00:12:57,221 --> 00:12:58,336
Security?
284
00:12:58,388 --> 00:12:59,671
Uh, Mr. Gallagher.
285
00:12:59,673 --> 00:13:00,839
I'll-- I'll take this,
Lindsay.
286
00:13:00,891 --> 00:13:02,424
Thank you.
We're fine.
287
00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:03,642
Uh, can I get you anything?
288
00:13:03,677 --> 00:13:05,177
Coffee?
Danish?
289
00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:06,812
No.
What kind of danish?
290
00:13:06,847 --> 00:13:08,847
Here.
Sit.
291
00:13:08,899 --> 00:13:12,267
Go.
292
00:13:12,319 --> 00:13:14,986
So, uh, where did we leave off?
293
00:13:15,022 --> 00:13:18,990
Our, uh, premium money market
is at 1.65.
294
00:13:19,026 --> 00:13:21,776
But say we pair you
with a financial manager,
295
00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:23,695
personalize your portfolio,
296
00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:27,199
focus on your long-term
financial goals, your--
297
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:29,618
your plan for retirement?
298
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:31,453
I want to make a withdrawal.
299
00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:32,621
- What?
- My money.
300
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:33,788
I want to get it.
301
00:13:33,841 --> 00:13:34,873
We don't have it.
302
00:13:34,925 --> 00:13:36,174
- How's that?
- You--
303
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:37,843
You withdrew it yesterday.
304
00:13:37,878 --> 00:13:39,544
We-- we had to send out
to that other branch
305
00:13:39,546 --> 00:13:41,379
for those hundreds.
306
00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:44,049
It's not every day someone
wants $121,000 in cash, so...
307
00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:45,851
- I got all of it?
- Yes.
308
00:13:45,886 --> 00:13:47,636
But if you'd like
to leave a portion
309
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,387
of your settlement with us
to invest, we'd certainly--
310
00:13:49,439 --> 00:13:52,641
Did I happen to say where I
was going when I left here?
311
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:56,228
No.
312
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,729
I say anything at all?
313
00:13:57,781 --> 00:14:00,565
Just that you were going
to celebrate.
314
00:14:00,617 --> 00:14:02,617
I take it you had fun.
315
00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:18,750
Debbie.
316
00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,085
How was your party?
317
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:22,587
Ally's cousin told us about it.
318
00:14:22,589 --> 00:14:24,506
- It was fun.
- Maybe not so fun
319
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:27,592
for the boy you raped.
Never heard of that.
320
00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:30,178
A girl who had to rape a boy
to get laid.
321
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:34,015
How does that work?
322
00:14:39,273 --> 00:14:40,438
Get the fuck off me.
323
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:43,241
Hey, whoa.
324
00:14:43,277 --> 00:14:44,242
Whoa, hey.
325
00:14:44,278 --> 00:14:45,744
Get off.
326
00:14:45,779 --> 00:14:47,362
Hey.
Hey, whoa.
327
00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:49,781
Hey.
Cut it--
328
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,616
Come on.
Four on one, that's not cool.
329
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,418
None of your fucking business.
330
00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:55,036
Yeah? Why don't you find
four other girls to fight?
331
00:14:55,088 --> 00:14:57,372
I'll let you tear
each other's eyes out.
332
00:14:57,424 --> 00:15:00,292
Otherwise beat it.
333
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:02,344
Rapist bitch.
334
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:10,468
That-- that was the nicest
thing anyone's ever done for me.
335
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,553
You okay?
336
00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:13,054
Yeah.
337
00:15:13,106 --> 00:15:14,940
Look, I saw you throw
the first punch.
338
00:15:14,975 --> 00:15:16,775
If you're gonna
start a four-on-one like that,
339
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:21,313
you better pick up some moves
'cause that was pathetic.
340
00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:23,315
Wait!
What's Reflex Athletics?
341
00:15:34,328 --> 00:15:36,494
What are you working on?
342
00:15:36,496 --> 00:15:38,079
A video game.
343
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:39,831
I write music for video games.
344
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,499
You didn't tell me that.
That's cool.
345
00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,168
You want cool?
Okay.
346
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,920
Well, uh, this game
is called "Ham Scramble."
347
00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:47,472
It's for ages 4 and up.
348
00:15:47,507 --> 00:15:49,507
You have to smash
as many little pigs as possible
349
00:15:49,509 --> 00:15:51,343
with a big purple hammer.
350
00:15:51,395 --> 00:15:52,844
What music goes with that?
351
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,263
Oh, I'm creating
a moving stream motif
352
00:15:55,315 --> 00:15:58,850
as a reminder
of our own mortality.
353
00:15:58,902 --> 00:16:01,319
It plays every time one of the
little green pigs gets crushed.
354
00:16:01,355 --> 00:16:05,023
- The pigs are green?
- They are.
355
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:07,525
Did I mention that I'm
falling in love with you?
356
00:16:07,527 --> 00:16:09,361
No.
357
00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:12,947
Uh, thank you.
358
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,451
Yeah, I just, uh--
I wasn't gonna say anything.
359
00:16:16,503 --> 00:16:18,370
A thought that I had.
360
00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:24,876
Go away, now it's awkward.
Come on.
361
00:16:24,878 --> 00:16:27,796
- Uh, more coffee, please.
- Uh.
362
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,381
Thanks.
363
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,726
- Hi.
- Whatever time
364
00:16:41,778 --> 00:16:44,312
you get off work tonight,
you're going dancing.
365
00:16:44,364 --> 00:16:46,731
And if you have other plans,
you're gonna cancel.
366
00:16:46,783 --> 00:16:48,233
- Anything else?
- You can't bring
367
00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:50,201
your new boyfriend.
368
00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:51,653
- Okay.
- It's not negotiable,
369
00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:53,038
so don't try it.
370
00:16:53,073 --> 00:16:54,739
I need to get dressed up
like a sex object
371
00:16:54,741 --> 00:16:56,908
and be objectified,
not be the third wheel
372
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,576
to you and your new squeeze.
373
00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:00,378
In fact, I don't even want
to hear about him.
374
00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:03,748
Not how great he is or how many
times an hour you bang it out.
375
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,000
Going through a sex famine
over here.
376
00:17:06,053 --> 00:17:07,585
You know what he just told me?
377
00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:08,920
What did I just say?
378
00:17:08,922 --> 00:17:10,839
That he's falling
in love with me.
379
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:12,590
- Damn.
- I mean,
380
00:17:12,642 --> 00:17:14,426
we've only been
seeing each other a week.
381
00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:16,594
You didn't say it back,
did you?
382
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,179
- No.
- Good girl.
383
00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:19,230
But I'm, like, freaking out.
384
00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:20,348
I mean, I'm-- I'm--
385
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,766
I'm standing by the register,
386
00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:25,737
and I'm, like, tingling.
387
00:17:25,772 --> 00:17:27,739
Hello?
388
00:17:27,774 --> 00:17:30,275
Oh, hell, yeah.
There he is.
389
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:36,414
I always took you for a nickel
and diming cheapskate, Frank.
390
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,250
But last night, you
restored my faith in humanity.
391
00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:41,586
- Raise them up to Frank.
- Yeah!
392
00:17:41,621 --> 00:17:44,289
Take it I bought
a few rounds last night.
393
00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:45,957
You practically bought
the bar, Frank.
394
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,542
And not the cheap stuff.
395
00:17:47,594 --> 00:17:49,878
Nothing out of plastic bottles.
396
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,796
What did I spend?
397
00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:53,765
Couple grand, maybe.
398
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,268
Couple of grand.
Jesus fuck.
399
00:17:57,304 --> 00:17:59,804
Did I happen to say where I
was going when I left here?
400
00:17:59,806 --> 00:18:01,306
I was passed out
by then, Frank.
401
00:18:01,358 --> 00:18:02,974
Damn. Sounds like I
missed a good time.
402
00:18:03,026 --> 00:18:04,392
Yeah.
403
00:18:04,444 --> 00:18:07,812
- Yeah.
- What's wrong, Frank?
404
00:18:07,814 --> 00:18:11,449
Searching the deepest recesses
of my memory looking for a clue
405
00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:15,320
to the whereabouts
of a lost fucking fortune.
406
00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:16,654
Ah, you misplaced a 20,
did you?
407
00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:17,956
That's too bad.
408
00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:19,991
- Try checking your pockets.
- Right.
409
00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:22,627
Like I'm not gonna
realize I'm--
410
00:18:22,662 --> 00:18:25,630
Hold on.
411
00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:31,503
Holy shit.
That says Porsche.
412
00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:33,922
You stole a Porsche?
413
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:36,007
I might have bought one.
414
00:18:49,356 --> 00:18:52,273
Is this where you
learned to fight?
415
00:18:52,325 --> 00:18:53,691
Nah.
I learned in juvie.
416
00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:55,443
After I got raped
three or four times,
417
00:18:55,495 --> 00:18:57,278
I figured I should pick up
a few moves.
418
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,330
- Really?
- No.
419
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:02,700
Um, I--
I want to learn how to fight.
420
00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:05,336
I thought maybe you
could train me.
421
00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:09,007
- What, like karate kid? Wax on.
- Wah.
422
00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:10,375
Look, this is Chicago.
You want to fight?
423
00:19:10,427 --> 00:19:12,377
Punch the other girl in the tit.
You want to box?
424
00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:14,345
- You take a class.
- I can't afford a class.
425
00:19:14,381 --> 00:19:18,216
They'll give you
a trial class for free.
426
00:19:18,218 --> 00:19:20,218
Ask at the desk.
427
00:19:27,561 --> 00:19:29,727
Tiny Tim, you up.
428
00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:31,813
Welcome to 14th and Main.
I'll be your server.
429
00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:33,064
What will you be having?
430
00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:43,374
- The fuck you give him?
- What?
431
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,243
The man gave you a 20.
432
00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:46,911
That's a quarter gram.
433
00:19:46,913 --> 00:19:48,413
You gave up a teener.
434
00:19:48,415 --> 00:19:50,081
That's 1.5.
435
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,750
- Now you owe me a hundred bucks.
- What?
436
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,837
Out here, niggers get shot
for this shit.
437
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:58,840
So you better find a way
to get me paid.
438
00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:43,101
- Huh?
- Ah, Jesus.
439
00:20:43,136 --> 00:20:45,603
Kermit,
what are you doing back there?
440
00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:46,638
Resting.
441
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:49,807
Oh, what a night, huh?
442
00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:51,276
You were with me last night?
443
00:20:51,311 --> 00:20:52,727
You don't remember?
444
00:20:52,779 --> 00:20:54,445
What happened after the Alibi?
445
00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:55,980
Leave out nothing.
446
00:20:56,032 --> 00:20:58,483
Well, you bought this car
from Bobby Faring.
447
00:20:58,535 --> 00:20:59,951
60 grand and change.
448
00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:01,286
60.
449
00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:02,820
Fuck.
450
00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:05,490
So that leaves 61
minus the Alibi.
451
00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:07,125
Call it 59.
452
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,660
And then you bought crack.
453
00:21:08,712 --> 00:21:11,496
And I-I didn't want any,
so you did it all.
454
00:21:11,548 --> 00:21:13,498
And we drove to Chinatown
for dim sum.
455
00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:17,502
Oh, you made it.
456
00:21:17,504 --> 00:21:19,253
Hi, yeah.
Thanks for having me.
457
00:21:19,306 --> 00:21:21,506
It's, uh, nice to see you.
Hey.
458
00:21:21,508 --> 00:21:24,842
You have my 10 grand, right?
No? Okay.
459
00:21:24,844 --> 00:21:27,178
Well, let's just call it,
like-- like 4% interest.
460
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:30,348
- So what would that be? Like--
- Jason.
461
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,185
This is adorable Marsha
and her nanny, Yohania.
462
00:21:34,187 --> 00:21:36,821
Adorable Wendy
and her nanny, Thais.
463
00:21:36,856 --> 00:21:38,323
Everyone, this is Lip.
464
00:21:38,358 --> 00:21:39,691
- Guys.
- You hungry?
465
00:21:39,743 --> 00:21:41,526
Yohania can make
you a quesadilla.
466
00:21:41,578 --> 00:21:43,027
Oh, no.
No, I'm okay.
467
00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:46,331
Thank you, though.
468
00:21:46,366 --> 00:21:47,999
They, uh--
they each have a nanny?
469
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:49,450
Yes. And I know
you want a quesadilla.
470
00:21:49,502 --> 00:21:50,952
You said
you were starving earlier.
471
00:21:51,004 --> 00:21:52,704
Oh, no. Yohania,
she's got enough to do.
472
00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:54,038
She's not a slave.
473
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,873
- She's a nanny.
- Right.
474
00:21:55,925 --> 00:21:58,876
Dad, are you locking the wine
fridge because Lip is here?
475
00:21:58,878 --> 00:22:00,678
Please don't pick a fight.
476
00:22:00,714 --> 00:22:02,130
Well, he never locks it.
477
00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:04,382
You said douchebaggery
would not be a problem.
478
00:22:04,384 --> 00:22:06,217
Well, if you met
my dad, you know, you, uh--
479
00:22:06,219 --> 00:22:07,385
you really wouldn't sweat it.
480
00:22:07,387 --> 00:22:08,803
I'll make us cocktails.
481
00:22:08,855 --> 00:22:11,055
Right.
482
00:22:19,733 --> 00:22:21,366
Now this is what
I'm talking about.
483
00:22:21,401 --> 00:22:24,402
Drinking, dancing,
guys looking at my ass.
484
00:22:24,454 --> 00:22:25,870
Do you some good, too.
485
00:22:25,905 --> 00:22:27,071
What do you want?
Vodka soda?
486
00:22:27,123 --> 00:22:28,740
Vodka vodka.
487
00:22:28,742 --> 00:22:32,577
Oh.
Yes, sir.
488
00:22:32,579 --> 00:22:34,712
Two vodka soda.
489
00:23:15,955 --> 00:23:18,122
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Keep doing that.
490
00:23:35,191 --> 00:23:36,607
Hey.
This is yours.
491
00:23:36,643 --> 00:23:38,276
Would you mind if we left,
like, right now?
492
00:23:38,311 --> 00:23:39,644
And don't pretend like you give
a shit because I saw you
493
00:23:39,646 --> 00:23:41,112
over here
texting your boyfriend.
494
00:23:41,147 --> 00:23:42,613
We just got here.
495
00:23:49,489 --> 00:23:51,572
Hey.
496
00:23:51,624 --> 00:23:53,791
- What happened?
- I'm not proud of it.
497
00:23:53,827 --> 00:23:55,159
Okay.
498
00:23:55,211 --> 00:23:56,494
I was on the dance floor
with this guy.
499
00:23:56,496 --> 00:23:58,246
We started getting friction
going.
500
00:23:58,298 --> 00:24:00,331
And I had an orgasm.
I thought I should get out
501
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:01,999
of there before he started
getting any ideas.
502
00:24:02,001 --> 00:24:03,835
- Wait, you had an--
- That's how horny
503
00:24:03,837 --> 00:24:05,586
and lonely
I've been these days,
504
00:24:05,638 --> 00:24:07,472
like a dog humping a lamppost.
505
00:24:07,507 --> 00:24:10,091
Kev giving all his love
to those babies.
506
00:24:10,143 --> 00:24:11,592
Did I just cheat on Kev?
507
00:24:11,644 --> 00:24:14,262
It wasn't intentional, right?
508
00:24:14,314 --> 00:24:16,347
I didn't go on the dance floor
thinking it was gonna happen.
509
00:24:16,349 --> 00:24:18,516
But once the grinding
started, yeah.
510
00:24:18,518 --> 00:24:20,935
That shit was intentional.
511
00:24:20,987 --> 00:24:23,154
So we had dim sum.
512
00:24:23,189 --> 00:24:24,772
Then what?
513
00:24:24,824 --> 00:24:27,358
I-I had so many pork buns,
I had to nap in the car.
514
00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:28,359
You again?
515
00:24:28,411 --> 00:24:29,694
No, we're not eating.
516
00:24:29,746 --> 00:24:30,695
We're just checking
the place--
517
00:24:30,747 --> 00:24:32,830
Ready for more?
518
00:24:32,866 --> 00:24:35,533
This way.
519
00:24:45,879 --> 00:24:46,878
Gambling.
520
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,046
Goddammit.
521
00:24:49,098 --> 00:24:52,016
Do you-- do you think
you lost money?
522
00:24:52,051 --> 00:24:53,134
Well, what do you think?
523
00:24:53,186 --> 00:24:55,219
Since I woke up with nothing.
524
00:24:55,221 --> 00:24:56,387
That table?
525
00:24:56,439 --> 00:24:58,356
Thousand-dollar limit.
526
00:24:58,391 --> 00:24:59,557
No, thank you.
527
00:24:59,609 --> 00:25:02,894
Your friend is expert
at pai gow.
528
00:25:10,286 --> 00:25:13,538
Very aggressive.
529
00:25:13,573 --> 00:25:16,207
Almost lost everything.
530
00:25:16,242 --> 00:25:20,494
Then double his money.
531
00:25:20,547 --> 00:25:22,296
Left with three ladies.
532
00:25:27,921 --> 00:25:29,720
- Very lucky guy.
- You hear that?
533
00:25:29,756 --> 00:25:32,423
You doubled your money.
534
00:25:32,475 --> 00:25:34,258
I say where I was going?
535
00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:35,426
No.
536
00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:55,112
- Hey.
- Hey.
537
00:25:55,114 --> 00:25:56,914
I thought you were hanging out
with your friend tonight.
538
00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,950
I wanted to see you.
539
00:26:08,461 --> 00:26:10,795
Well.
540
00:26:10,847 --> 00:26:12,847
Uh, beer?
541
00:26:19,639 --> 00:26:21,939
I'm falling in love
with you, too.
542
00:26:23,977 --> 00:26:26,644
Okay.
543
00:26:26,646 --> 00:26:27,778
Is it?
544
00:26:45,331 --> 00:26:47,415
♪ yeah ♪
545
00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:51,168
♪ you don't know
what you want ♪
546
00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:53,504
♪ you're such a big shot,
big mouth ♪
547
00:26:53,506 --> 00:26:55,172
♪ and that's all that you got ♪
548
00:26:55,174 --> 00:26:58,092
♪ you got, you got,
you got, you got ♪
549
00:26:58,144 --> 00:26:59,927
♪ yeah ♪
550
00:26:59,979 --> 00:27:03,347
♪ we ain't messing around ♪
551
00:27:03,399 --> 00:27:05,016
♪ we spread love, don't kill ♪
552
00:27:05,068 --> 00:27:07,435
♪ and shake some solid ground ♪
553
00:27:07,487 --> 00:27:12,940
♪ some ground, some ground,
some ground, some ground ♪
554
00:27:12,992 --> 00:27:15,526
Girl boxers at the gym
are in seriously good shape.
555
00:27:15,578 --> 00:27:17,361
Might take me a few weeks
to get ripped like that.
556
00:27:17,413 --> 00:27:19,030
If you want to know how to
put on some muscle mass,
557
00:27:19,082 --> 00:27:20,614
I'm your guy.
558
00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,617
Besides, MMA chicks
are super hot.
559
00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:26,203
It must be kind of weird dating
a chick who can kick your ass.
560
00:27:26,255 --> 00:27:28,039
Oh, good morning, baby.
561
00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:30,041
Hey.
Morning, Debs.
562
00:27:30,043 --> 00:27:31,709
Hi, V.
I was just dropping Liam off.
563
00:27:31,761 --> 00:27:34,378
- See you, Kev.
- See you later, Deb.
564
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:36,297
Yeah. I said I'd watch Liam
for a couple hours.
565
00:27:36,349 --> 00:27:38,132
How was last night?
Was it fun?
566
00:27:38,184 --> 00:27:40,017
- It was fine.
- Yeah?
567
00:27:40,053 --> 00:27:41,469
I'm sorry I didn't go.
568
00:27:41,521 --> 00:27:43,054
I better go open the bar.
Probably guys
569
00:27:43,106 --> 00:27:44,689
huddled around the door
with the shakes.
570
00:27:44,724 --> 00:27:46,724
All right.
Say bye to mommy.
571
00:27:46,776 --> 00:27:49,226
Say bye to the girls.
572
00:27:49,278 --> 00:27:50,394
Bye, mama.
573
00:27:50,446 --> 00:27:52,029
Bye.
574
00:27:52,065 --> 00:27:53,364
Bye, mama.
575
00:28:01,124 --> 00:28:03,374
Patsy's.
This is Melinda, can I help you?
576
00:28:03,409 --> 00:28:05,076
Hey, ah, it's Fiona.
577
00:28:05,078 --> 00:28:06,711
I'm scheduled
for a double today.
578
00:28:06,746 --> 00:28:08,913
But I'm just not feeling great.
579
00:28:08,915 --> 00:28:10,915
I was wondering
if it's not busy,
580
00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,166
maybe you don't need me?
581
00:28:12,218 --> 00:28:14,835
And you guys
can take my tables.
582
00:28:14,887 --> 00:28:16,587
Sean, it's Fiona.
Says she's not feeling--
583
00:28:16,589 --> 00:28:20,424
No, no, no, no.
Don't put Sean on.
584
00:28:20,426 --> 00:28:22,176
You can't make the lunch shift?
585
00:28:22,228 --> 00:28:24,095
No, no.
586
00:28:24,097 --> 00:28:25,429
I can.
I can.
587
00:28:25,481 --> 00:28:27,765
I just thought
if it wasn't busy--
588
00:28:27,817 --> 00:28:29,433
Yeah, all right.
Well, you're off the hook.
589
00:28:29,435 --> 00:28:31,235
- But I need you for dinner.
- Sure.
590
00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:33,771
Okay.
I'll see you later.
591
00:28:44,283 --> 00:28:49,286
- What the fuck?
- Morning.
592
00:28:49,288 --> 00:28:51,288
What are you wearing?
593
00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:52,790
Oh, you mean this?
594
00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:54,792
It was just something
I threw on.
595
00:29:00,099 --> 00:29:01,766
- What the fuck?
- Okay.
596
00:29:01,801 --> 00:29:04,135
So your suitcase
gave me an idea, right?
597
00:29:04,187 --> 00:29:05,936
So I went to the airport,
and they even have
598
00:29:05,972 --> 00:29:07,388
unclaimed baggage
just off to the side
599
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,223
just sitting there.
600
00:29:09,275 --> 00:29:11,609
- Are you wearing Mink?
- No, it's fake, but it's nice.
601
00:29:11,644 --> 00:29:13,811
Yes?
No. It's not nice, look.
602
00:29:13,813 --> 00:29:14,979
I hate to burst
your bubbles here.
603
00:29:15,031 --> 00:29:16,981
You both look fucking insane.
604
00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:18,616
This all you got?
605
00:29:18,651 --> 00:29:23,821
We have electric shavers,
Jamaican rum, and this.
606
00:29:23,873 --> 00:29:25,489
Oh.
607
00:29:25,491 --> 00:29:27,741
- That has a hair on it.
- What? You don't want it?
608
00:29:27,794 --> 00:29:30,244
No, I-- You touch me
with that,
609
00:29:30,296 --> 00:29:32,079
I will knock the teeth
out of your head.
610
00:29:32,131 --> 00:29:34,665
- I will knock the teeth--
- If I touch you with this?
611
00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:36,083
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
612
00:29:36,135 --> 00:29:38,102
En garde.
Pow.
613
00:29:38,137 --> 00:29:41,839
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
614
00:29:41,841 --> 00:29:44,809
This is not funny.
I'm not fucking Star Wars--
615
00:29:46,896 --> 00:29:48,979
No way.
A Porsche.
616
00:29:49,015 --> 00:29:51,315
Shut the fuck up.
617
00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:53,017
You get the insurance money?
618
00:29:53,019 --> 00:29:55,269
Sammi can't know about this.
619
00:29:55,321 --> 00:29:57,021
- Is she around?
- No.
620
00:29:57,023 --> 00:29:59,323
She says you owe her an RV.
621
00:29:59,358 --> 00:30:01,192
Shit.
622
00:30:01,244 --> 00:30:02,660
Can I get a hundred bucks?
623
00:30:02,695 --> 00:30:04,445
Don't have it.
624
00:30:04,497 --> 00:30:07,998
You know if I snuck back into
the house night before last?
625
00:30:08,034 --> 00:30:11,335
Hid something
under the floorboards, maybe,
626
00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:13,621
or in the back yard?
627
00:30:13,673 --> 00:30:15,706
Don't think so.
628
00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:16,874
Can I take it for a spin?
629
00:30:16,876 --> 00:30:19,176
No.
630
00:30:19,212 --> 00:30:22,680
You have a credit card?
631
00:30:22,715 --> 00:30:24,548
Let me see that.
632
00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:27,635
It says The Loren.
633
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:30,688
It's a hotel key.
634
00:30:30,723 --> 00:30:33,807
Can I just tell you
how happy I am right now?
635
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:35,726
Really?
Because at the diner yesterday,
636
00:30:35,778 --> 00:30:37,811
I thought maybe I went too far.
637
00:30:37,864 --> 00:30:39,897
No.
638
00:30:39,899 --> 00:30:43,150
- You make me feel sane.
- Hmm?
639
00:30:43,202 --> 00:30:46,070
And I want to be around you
all the time,
640
00:30:46,122 --> 00:30:48,706
even when we're not fucking.
641
00:30:48,741 --> 00:30:50,541
I mean, no.
We're usually fucking.
642
00:30:50,576 --> 00:30:52,243
But during the brief windows
of time
643
00:30:52,245 --> 00:30:54,328
when we're doing
other things besides fucking,
644
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:56,213
like eating pancakes
with our hands--
645
00:30:56,249 --> 00:30:59,667
You want to get married?
646
00:30:59,719 --> 00:31:00,918
What?
647
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:02,386
I mean, my folks
met on a Tuesday
648
00:31:02,421 --> 00:31:04,889
- and married two days later.
- No shit?
649
00:31:04,924 --> 00:31:07,591
No. My dad-- he was
shipping off for Vietnam--
650
00:31:07,643 --> 00:31:09,093
asked her.
She said yes.
651
00:31:09,145 --> 00:31:10,678
Are they still together?
652
00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:14,181
Yeah.
Still are.
653
00:31:14,233 --> 00:31:15,933
- I'd marry you.
- Oh, would you?
654
00:31:15,985 --> 00:31:17,601
Why? Is there a reason
I shouldn't?
655
00:31:17,603 --> 00:31:19,436
- No. I'm a good choice.
- I'm a great choice.
656
00:31:19,438 --> 00:31:20,688
Well, if it were up to me,
I'd do it today.
657
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,606
- Do it right now.
- Oh.
658
00:31:22,658 --> 00:31:25,776
All right.
659
00:31:30,783 --> 00:31:31,949
Marriage in Chicago.
660
00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:33,617
Yep. All right.
661
00:31:33,669 --> 00:31:35,286
Open that.
662
00:31:35,338 --> 00:31:36,954
Well, should we wait
till after we're married?
663
00:31:36,956 --> 00:31:38,872
No.
It's crap champagne.
664
00:31:38,925 --> 00:31:40,124
All right.
Chicago.
665
00:31:40,126 --> 00:31:41,709
Same-day weddings.
666
00:31:41,761 --> 00:31:43,627
You can get a marriage license
at the courthouse,
667
00:31:43,679 --> 00:31:45,212
get married
in the same building.
668
00:31:45,264 --> 00:31:47,965
Download application
for wedding license.
669
00:31:48,017 --> 00:31:49,300
Boom.
670
00:31:49,302 --> 00:31:51,969
Print one?
671
00:31:51,971 --> 00:31:53,270
What are you waiting for?
672
00:31:53,306 --> 00:31:55,889
All right.
673
00:31:55,942 --> 00:31:57,775
Slow motion.
674
00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:58,943
Hands relaxed.
675
00:31:58,978 --> 00:32:01,278
Fingers together.
676
00:32:01,314 --> 00:32:03,948
So as you throw the hook,
you're gonna rotate your body
677
00:32:03,983 --> 00:32:05,899
until your right heel
comes off the ground.
678
00:32:05,952 --> 00:32:07,318
Go ahead.
679
00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:13,958
Okay.
Now faster.
680
00:32:18,831 --> 00:32:21,832
What is going on?
681
00:32:21,884 --> 00:32:23,500
I might need to work
on my form.
682
00:32:35,014 --> 00:32:37,181
I'm digging
the naked clerical work.
683
00:32:37,183 --> 00:32:39,350
All right.
So here.
684
00:32:39,352 --> 00:32:42,686
We just have to fill these out,
turn them in at the courthouse.
685
00:32:42,738 --> 00:32:46,106
Okay, are you related
to Applicant A?
686
00:32:46,158 --> 00:32:48,826
Who's Applicant A?
687
00:32:48,861 --> 00:32:50,327
That would be me.
688
00:32:50,363 --> 00:32:52,529
Am I related to you?
689
00:32:52,531 --> 00:32:56,033
I love that they
have to ask that.
690
00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:59,119
Uh, you're not gonna
take my last name, are you?
691
00:32:59,171 --> 00:33:00,871
I'm-- I'm-- I mean,
I'm cool either way, but--
692
00:33:00,873 --> 00:33:02,706
Fender?
Fiona Fender?
693
00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:04,375
Why not?
694
00:33:04,377 --> 00:33:06,377
Fiona Fender.
695
00:33:06,429 --> 00:33:08,846
That was actually a P
at the front.
696
00:33:08,881 --> 00:33:10,631
- Where? Come on.
- Seriously.
697
00:33:10,683 --> 00:33:13,350
In front of the F.
See?
698
00:33:13,386 --> 00:33:15,302
It's silent.
Nobody ever reads it right.
699
00:33:15,354 --> 00:33:16,854
Actually, you know what?
You don't have to take my name.
700
00:33:16,889 --> 00:33:18,355
No, no, no.
I want to.
701
00:33:18,391 --> 00:33:19,723
I want to.
702
00:33:19,775 --> 00:33:21,809
Fiona P-Fender.
703
00:33:21,861 --> 00:33:22,976
That's--
704
00:33:23,029 --> 00:33:24,228
That's p-fucked up.
705
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:29,566
- It's p-fucking sexy.
- Mmm.
706
00:33:29,618 --> 00:33:31,568
Hey, what time is it?
707
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:33,237
I've got to be at work
at p-five,
708
00:33:33,239 --> 00:33:35,372
and I can lose this p-job.
709
00:33:35,408 --> 00:33:37,157
Well, if we are going
to squeeze a wedding in,
710
00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:38,208
we have got to get a move on.
711
00:33:38,244 --> 00:33:40,210
Come on.
712
00:33:46,719 --> 00:33:48,052
Whoa.
713
00:33:48,087 --> 00:33:50,087
They said I'm paid up
till tonight.
714
00:33:50,139 --> 00:33:53,424
Guess your old man's
got fancy taste in hotel rooms.
715
00:33:56,429 --> 00:33:58,645
And Chinese prostitutes.
716
00:33:59,443 --> 00:34:02,950
_
717
00:34:02,985 --> 00:34:05,769
'86 Chateau Lafite Rothschild.
718
00:34:05,821 --> 00:34:07,938
- How much was this?
- $2,100.
719
00:34:07,940 --> 00:34:09,606
But you order it.
720
00:34:09,658 --> 00:34:11,158
You left your jacket.
721
00:34:15,281 --> 00:34:18,282
I assume since you're here,
722
00:34:18,284 --> 00:34:19,750
I paid in advance?
723
00:34:19,785 --> 00:34:21,752
Through the weekend.
724
00:34:21,787 --> 00:34:23,120
So if you and your boy
725
00:34:23,122 --> 00:34:24,755
want to do some--
726
00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:27,207
Tell me everything that happened
when you last saw me.
727
00:34:27,259 --> 00:34:29,209
We were partying.
728
00:34:29,261 --> 00:34:30,794
Just us?
729
00:34:33,799 --> 00:34:36,467
And some dentists
you met downstairs in town
730
00:34:36,519 --> 00:34:37,801
for the convention.
731
00:34:42,691 --> 00:34:46,477
And a guy that works out front
at the hot dogs.
732
00:34:48,981 --> 00:34:52,149
And a businessman
from down the hall.
733
00:34:53,986 --> 00:34:56,987
You and him left together.
734
00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:58,956
Wait, wait, wait.
735
00:34:58,991 --> 00:35:00,741
What kind of businessman?
736
00:35:00,793 --> 00:35:02,292
He left his card.
737
00:35:02,328 --> 00:35:03,577
Diamond.
738
00:35:14,173 --> 00:35:15,339
Diamond Appreciations.
739
00:35:15,341 --> 00:35:17,257
Yeah.
It's Frank Gallagher.
740
00:35:17,309 --> 00:35:18,342
I'm looking for--
741
00:35:18,344 --> 00:35:20,177
Frank!
What a night we had.
742
00:35:20,229 --> 00:35:23,013
Yeah.
About that--
743
00:35:23,065 --> 00:35:25,149
I know you're nervous.
744
00:35:25,184 --> 00:35:28,018
Lot of money
to hand over to a stranger.
745
00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,653
How much was it again?
746
00:35:29,688 --> 00:35:31,522
$113,000.
747
00:35:31,524 --> 00:35:33,023
But Frank, trust me.
748
00:35:33,075 --> 00:35:35,692
It was the best investment
you could make.
749
00:35:35,744 --> 00:35:38,028
No, no, no.
I never doubted it.
750
00:35:38,030 --> 00:35:39,780
Tell me,
how soon do you think--
751
00:35:39,832 --> 00:35:41,365
What are you doing now?
752
00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:43,116
Uh, you want to come
to the office? See for yourself?
753
00:35:43,169 --> 00:35:46,753
Uh, give me that address.
754
00:35:51,043 --> 00:35:53,010
Have you declared a major, Lip?
755
00:35:53,045 --> 00:35:55,212
Engineering.
756
00:35:55,264 --> 00:35:57,181
Well,
you didn't see that coming.
757
00:35:57,216 --> 00:35:59,216
Or microrobotics. You know,
I haven't made up my mind yet.
758
00:35:59,268 --> 00:36:00,684
Dad's an engineer.
He invented
759
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,302
a line
of water-free urinals.
760
00:36:02,354 --> 00:36:04,388
- Oh, really?
- I didn't invent the urinals.
761
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,524
I, uh, worked on the sealing
cartridge and gasket.
762
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,059
There's a lot of money
in urine.
763
00:36:09,111 --> 00:36:12,029
- It never goes out of fashion.
- Nice.
764
00:36:12,064 --> 00:36:14,731
What are you--
what are you working on now?
765
00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:16,817
- Packing materials.
- He filed a patent
766
00:36:16,869 --> 00:36:19,403
for a biodegradable alternative
to styrofoam.
767
00:36:19,405 --> 00:36:21,872
- Oh. What's it made of?
- It's a type of fungi.
768
00:36:21,907 --> 00:36:23,407
- Smells like mushrooms.
- You take
769
00:36:23,459 --> 00:36:25,742
any substrate
of industrial waste, like--
770
00:36:25,744 --> 00:36:27,044
like, uh,
chopped-up cornstalks.
771
00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:30,163
And you inject it
with myselium,
772
00:36:30,216 --> 00:36:32,249
and-- see?
It's not very interesting.
773
00:36:32,251 --> 00:36:34,251
So you just--
you pour it around the object
774
00:36:34,303 --> 00:36:35,586
that you're packing
and then it hardens?
775
00:36:35,638 --> 00:36:37,588
That's right.
776
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,756
Becomes a mold of the object.
777
00:36:39,758 --> 00:36:41,008
You know, if you want,
778
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:43,927
I will show you
my workshop later.
779
00:36:43,929 --> 00:36:46,730
Sure.
Yeah.
780
00:36:49,401 --> 00:36:51,184
I just, uh--
I just realized that we
781
00:36:51,237 --> 00:36:53,237
- don't have any wedding rings.
- That's okay.
782
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,523
Yeah, I have my grandma's
engagement ring,
783
00:36:56,575 --> 00:36:57,941
but it's at my mom's house.
784
00:36:57,993 --> 00:37:02,529
Don't we need something
for the ceremony?
785
00:37:02,581 --> 00:37:03,614
Oh, wait.
786
00:37:03,616 --> 00:37:05,415
Flowers.
787
00:37:09,121 --> 00:37:11,121
10 bucks for those?
Try 2.
788
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:16,293
Oh, look.
Rubber bands.
789
00:37:16,295 --> 00:37:17,961
There's our wedding rings.
790
00:37:17,963 --> 00:37:19,546
I can make a little corsage.
791
00:37:19,598 --> 00:37:21,431
Put a flower
in your buttonhole.
792
00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:23,300
Oh.
You don't have a buttonhole.
793
00:37:23,352 --> 00:37:26,720
I'll just unzip my fly.
794
00:37:26,772 --> 00:37:28,438
This is stupid, right?
795
00:37:28,474 --> 00:37:30,307
Right.
796
00:37:30,309 --> 00:37:32,392
Unless it's not.
797
00:37:32,444 --> 00:37:34,811
Right?
798
00:37:34,813 --> 00:37:35,979
I got to be at work in an hour.
799
00:37:35,981 --> 00:37:37,314
Should we just go?
800
00:37:37,366 --> 00:37:38,732
Okay.
801
00:37:38,784 --> 00:37:40,734
Unless we shouldn't.
802
00:37:40,786 --> 00:37:43,870
Gus Pfender
and Fiona Gallagher.
803
00:37:51,547 --> 00:37:54,665
Put that someplace safe.
804
00:37:54,717 --> 00:37:56,833
- Are you good with fractions?
- Fractions of what?
805
00:37:56,885 --> 00:37:59,002
Like if you have a 16th
of an ounce of something,
806
00:37:59,054 --> 00:38:01,171
how many grams would that be?
807
00:38:01,223 --> 00:38:03,307
- You dealing drugs?
- No.
808
00:38:03,342 --> 00:38:04,925
If Fiona found
out I was helping you
809
00:38:04,977 --> 00:38:06,677
with your drug fractions,
she'd have my scalp.
810
00:38:06,729 --> 00:38:08,178
No one's telling
Fiona anything.
811
00:38:08,230 --> 00:38:10,480
Basic overview.
You got flaps,
812
00:38:10,516 --> 00:38:13,850
half G's, G's, teeners,
8 balls, and ounces.
813
00:38:13,852 --> 00:38:17,354
An ounce is 28 grams,
but really it's 28.35.
814
00:38:17,406 --> 00:38:20,941
An 8-ball is 3.54,
and a teener is 1.77.
815
00:38:20,993 --> 00:38:22,859
But the dealers round down.
816
00:38:22,861 --> 00:38:25,829
So they pocket the extra 0.35.
You following?
817
00:38:25,864 --> 00:38:28,198
I might need
to write this down.
818
00:38:31,704 --> 00:38:35,122
♪ the times we had ♪
819
00:38:35,174 --> 00:38:38,291
♪ oh, when the wind
would blow ♪
820
00:38:38,344 --> 00:38:40,377
♪ with rain and snow ♪
821
00:38:40,429 --> 00:38:43,714
♪ were not all bad ♪
822
00:38:43,716 --> 00:38:47,968
♪ we put our feet
just where they had ♪
823
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:52,639
♪ had to go ♪
824
00:38:52,691 --> 00:38:58,028
♪ never to go ♪
825
00:38:58,063 --> 00:39:01,481
♪ the shattered soul ♪
826
00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:06,653
♪ following close
but nearly twice as slow ♪
827
00:39:06,705 --> 00:39:09,990
♪ in my good times ♪
828
00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:11,541
♪ there were always
golden rocks to throw ♪
829
00:39:11,577 --> 00:39:12,876
Holy fuck.
830
00:39:12,911 --> 00:39:15,045
Totally.
831
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,913
What do we do now?
832
00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:21,585
I think I just
hand this to him to sign.
833
00:39:21,637 --> 00:39:24,004
Holy fuck.
834
00:39:24,056 --> 00:39:27,507
♪ those were our times ♪
835
00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:32,179
♪ those were our times ♪
836
00:39:34,733 --> 00:39:36,733
I'm looking
for Diamond Appreciations.
837
00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:38,185
Clearly,
I'm in the wrong place.
838
00:39:38,237 --> 00:39:40,187
Maybe there's an office
upstairs or-- or--
839
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,938
Frank.
840
00:39:41,990 --> 00:39:44,274
Buddy?
841
00:39:44,276 --> 00:39:47,778
Now I understand
this was personal for you.
842
00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:51,031
- This is your son.
- Yeah.
843
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,200
- What's your name, my friend?
- Carl.
844
00:39:53,252 --> 00:39:55,919
Whatever the prognosis
is for your leg,
845
00:39:55,954 --> 00:39:58,705
Carl, do not despair.
846
00:39:58,757 --> 00:39:59,923
It's no big deal.
847
00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:02,125
Brave boy.
848
00:40:02,127 --> 00:40:03,543
I'm Buddy Diamond.
849
00:40:03,595 --> 00:40:05,262
I founded this organization.
850
00:40:05,297 --> 00:40:07,798
Hold on.
Your name is Diamond?
851
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,267
Come this way.
852
00:40:10,302 --> 00:40:11,468
Fuck.
853
00:40:15,691 --> 00:40:17,140
Whoa.
854
00:40:17,142 --> 00:40:20,393
As you know,
most insurance plans have a cap
855
00:40:20,446 --> 00:40:23,146
on what they'll pay
for prosthetic limbs.
856
00:40:23,148 --> 00:40:27,317
But thanks to you,
these homeless children
857
00:40:27,319 --> 00:40:31,655
will live normal lives, play
in the school yard, ride bikes,
858
00:40:31,707 --> 00:40:33,123
run for the sheer joy of it.
859
00:40:33,158 --> 00:40:36,159
Kids, this is the man
I told you about.
860
00:40:36,211 --> 00:40:37,461
This is why you have legs.
861
00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:43,500
Such a--
such a noble enterprise.
862
00:40:43,552 --> 00:40:46,002
It's wonderful what you're doing
for these kids.
863
00:40:46,004 --> 00:40:47,504
I am so moved by it.
864
00:40:47,506 --> 00:40:48,805
I knew you would be.
865
00:40:48,841 --> 00:40:50,674
- But I need the money back.
- What?
866
00:40:50,726 --> 00:40:52,976
There's been a mistake.
And it's regrettable.
867
00:40:53,011 --> 00:40:55,979
And while I would prefer cash,
I'll take a check.
868
00:40:56,014 --> 00:40:57,347
The money's been spent.
869
00:40:57,399 --> 00:40:58,849
That's what I brought you here
to see.
870
00:40:58,901 --> 00:41:00,517
No, no.
I need that money back.
871
00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:01,935
It's not possible.
Frank,
872
00:41:01,987 --> 00:41:04,321
you paid for half
a dozen prosthetics,
873
00:41:04,356 --> 00:41:05,989
including this beauty here
874
00:41:06,024 --> 00:41:10,777
with silicone skin
that goes for $60,000.
875
00:41:10,829 --> 00:41:14,998
One leg? 60 grand?
876
00:41:15,033 --> 00:41:16,867
Hey. Hey.
That doesn't belong to you.
877
00:41:16,919 --> 00:41:18,201
- No, no.
- Give me back my leg.
878
00:41:18,203 --> 00:41:19,619
- Give it back.
- This is not your leg.
879
00:41:19,671 --> 00:41:20,954
- Don't take my leg.
- No.
880
00:41:21,006 --> 00:41:23,123
This is-- No.
881
00:41:23,175 --> 00:41:25,208
I paid for the damn leg.
882
00:41:25,210 --> 00:41:26,977
That's all the money
I've got in the world.
883
00:41:27,012 --> 00:41:30,430
This is my insurance settlement.
Got to get my money back.
884
00:41:39,942 --> 00:41:42,692
- You work out a lot.
- Yeah.
885
00:41:42,728 --> 00:41:44,561
Pro boxers train four to six
hours a day.
886
00:41:44,563 --> 00:41:46,897
- Are you pro?
- Nah.
887
00:41:46,899 --> 00:41:48,648
But I came in third last year
in all-city.
888
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,483
How'd you get into boxing?
889
00:41:50,536 --> 00:41:53,403
When I was 10, my dad
beat my mom up really bad.
890
00:41:53,455 --> 00:41:55,822
Wanted to be able to defend her,
so I started training.
891
00:41:55,874 --> 00:41:58,708
Really?
892
00:41:58,744 --> 00:42:01,494
No.
893
00:42:01,547 --> 00:42:05,916
Are you gonna stick with it?
894
00:42:05,968 --> 00:42:08,418
Think so.
895
00:42:16,144 --> 00:42:18,094
All that money.
896
00:42:18,096 --> 00:42:22,232
All that fucking money
wasted on child amputees,
897
00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:24,434
for Christ's sake.
898
00:42:24,486 --> 00:42:26,186
There's a lesson here, son.
899
00:42:26,238 --> 00:42:28,855
Charity is accepting help
from others,
900
00:42:28,907 --> 00:42:32,776
- not the other way around.
- Okay.
901
00:42:32,778 --> 00:42:35,445
And taking prescription
medications while drinking
902
00:42:35,497 --> 00:42:37,414
and then smoking pot
903
00:42:37,449 --> 00:42:40,951
and then smoking crack can lead
to questionable decisions.
904
00:42:41,003 --> 00:42:42,869
- Can we get out of here?
- I got to get that image
905
00:42:42,921 --> 00:42:45,422
out of my head
of that girl hopping after me.
906
00:42:45,457 --> 00:42:46,623
Hop, hop, hop, hop.
907
00:42:46,675 --> 00:42:48,291
At least you still got the car.
908
00:42:48,343 --> 00:42:52,095
And a half a bottle
of massively overpriced wine.
909
00:42:52,130 --> 00:42:54,130
It's that guy.
Let's go.
910
00:42:54,182 --> 00:42:55,465
- Dad?
- Hmm?
911
00:42:55,517 --> 00:42:56,600
You know them?
912
00:42:56,635 --> 00:42:58,551
Who?
913
00:42:58,604 --> 00:43:00,887
Jesus Christ!
914
00:43:00,939 --> 00:43:02,606
Get off him.
915
00:43:02,641 --> 00:43:05,892
- I gave the leg back.
- What leg?
916
00:43:05,944 --> 00:43:09,229
Okay, whoa, hold-- What-- Just--
What is this about again?
917
00:43:09,281 --> 00:43:10,947
Demitri.
He works with us.
918
00:43:10,983 --> 00:43:12,899
And you ran him over with
this Porsche two nights ago.
919
00:43:12,951 --> 00:43:14,567
- Oh geez.
- He's in the hospital.
920
00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:16,786
Full body cast.
921
00:43:16,822 --> 00:43:18,321
- They're calling the cops.
- Wait.
922
00:43:18,323 --> 00:43:19,990
Come on.
We can work this out.
923
00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:21,074
You pay his medical bills?
924
00:43:21,126 --> 00:43:22,909
Of course.
925
00:43:22,961 --> 00:43:24,995
Well, eventually. I'm a little
tight on cash right now.
926
00:43:24,997 --> 00:43:27,247
- Call.
- Okay. Stop. My car.
927
00:43:27,299 --> 00:43:28,465
My sweet car.
928
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,133
Huh?
What about that?
929
00:43:30,168 --> 00:43:32,469
It's fucked up
from where you hit Demitri.
930
00:43:32,504 --> 00:43:35,839
No. Come-- With a little paint
and some Bondo,
931
00:43:35,841 --> 00:43:38,308
it's good as new.
932
00:43:40,145 --> 00:43:42,062
What do you say?
933
00:43:55,861 --> 00:43:57,327
Oh, table seven's
ready to order.
934
00:43:57,362 --> 00:43:58,828
Table five needs a salad.
935
00:43:58,864 --> 00:44:01,614
- Oh, shit. Sorry.
- You okay?
936
00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:03,833
I know you weren't
feeling well.
937
00:44:03,869 --> 00:44:05,618
Upset stomach.
I'm feeling better.
938
00:44:05,671 --> 00:44:07,120
I'll get table seven for you.
939
00:44:07,172 --> 00:44:10,507
Thanks.
940
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:12,175
Oh, you wanted soda.
941
00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:14,010
Coming up.
942
00:44:14,046 --> 00:44:16,880
Hey.
943
00:44:16,932 --> 00:44:18,181
How's it going?
944
00:44:18,216 --> 00:44:21,384
- Good.
- Come here, you old dog.
945
00:44:21,386 --> 00:44:23,720
You better tell your boyfriend
and his buddies to cut it out.
946
00:44:23,772 --> 00:44:25,305
Otherwise,
they're gonna have to go.
947
00:44:25,357 --> 00:44:26,856
Sorry.
948
00:44:26,892 --> 00:44:28,058
Okay, rockers.
949
00:44:28,110 --> 00:44:29,476
You can't just be sitting--
950
00:44:31,063 --> 00:44:32,529
♪ here comes the bride ♪
951
00:44:35,367 --> 00:44:41,905
♪ dah dah-dah dah
dah-dah dah dah-dah ♪
952
00:44:41,957 --> 00:44:44,824
Ladies-- ladies
and gentlemen, our bass player
953
00:44:44,876 --> 00:44:48,661
went off and got married today
to this beautiful woman.
954
00:44:48,714 --> 00:44:50,213
So this is their honeymoon,
so we're gonna
955
00:44:50,248 --> 00:44:51,715
make a little bit of noise.
956
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:54,050
Please welcome the newlyweds,
Gus and Fiona.
957
00:44:58,223 --> 00:45:05,428
♪ dah dah dah-dah
dah dah dah dah ♪
958
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:12,068
Okay, this is an electric car
959
00:45:12,104 --> 00:45:14,070
that folds into itself
960
00:45:14,106 --> 00:45:17,607
so it can fit and park
in tight spaces.
961
00:45:17,659 --> 00:45:19,409
- That's nice.
- Yeah. The wheels,
962
00:45:19,444 --> 00:45:23,113
they turn separately so you can
rotate and stay in one spot.
963
00:45:23,115 --> 00:45:24,581
Guess where the motor is.
964
00:45:24,616 --> 00:45:26,699
Well, it's not in the back,
right?
965
00:45:26,752 --> 00:45:28,585
And does it have air bags?
966
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:30,920
Yep.
967
00:45:30,956 --> 00:45:34,591
Well, it's not
in the front either.
968
00:45:34,626 --> 00:45:37,961
Wait, are-- are-- are the engines
in the wheels?
969
00:45:37,963 --> 00:45:40,096
Yes. There's one
in each wheel.
970
00:45:40,132 --> 00:45:41,631
That's very fucking cool.
971
00:45:41,683 --> 00:45:43,633
We're out by the pool
drinking cocktails.
972
00:45:43,635 --> 00:45:45,051
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
I'll be there in a minute.
973
00:45:45,103 --> 00:45:47,103
- Is that okay?
- Okay, now this--
974
00:45:47,139 --> 00:45:49,472
this was an attempt
to make a plastic film
975
00:45:49,474 --> 00:45:50,974
that's electrically active.
976
00:45:50,976 --> 00:45:52,942
And I still haven't gotten
it to work yet.
977
00:45:52,978 --> 00:45:54,778
Are you guys actually bonding?
978
00:45:54,813 --> 00:45:56,446
I'm not sure
I'm comfortable with that.
979
00:45:56,481 --> 00:45:58,148
We're only doing it
to annoy you, honey.
980
00:45:58,150 --> 00:46:00,650
- Okay, come. Check this out.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
981
00:46:00,702 --> 00:46:05,121
Just one minute.
982
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:08,658
You still have to heat
and treat it, right?
983
00:46:08,710 --> 00:46:10,160
Yeah, to kill the spores
and dry it out.
984
00:46:10,162 --> 00:46:12,996
Now despite my daughter's
giving me shit,
985
00:46:13,048 --> 00:46:14,581
it does not smell
like mushrooms.
986
00:46:14,633 --> 00:46:16,749
It is, however,
987
00:46:16,802 --> 00:46:20,336
- a good hiding place.
- Shit.
988
00:46:20,388 --> 00:46:23,423
Now I assume,
as a young delinquent,
989
00:46:23,475 --> 00:46:24,757
- you smoke pot?
- Mm-hmm.
990
00:46:24,810 --> 00:46:26,509
Yeah, when I'm not
shooting smack.
991
00:46:33,485 --> 00:46:34,984
What courses you taking?
992
00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:36,686
Thermodynamics.
You know,
993
00:46:36,688 --> 00:46:38,521
I really want to get into the
aerospace engineering
994
00:46:38,573 --> 00:46:39,823
program at school.
995
00:46:39,858 --> 00:46:42,275
What are you doing this summer?
996
00:46:42,327 --> 00:46:45,995
Construction, demo.
In Chicago.
997
00:46:46,031 --> 00:46:49,365
You know, I'm pretty much just
hauling cement in a wheelbarrow.
998
00:46:49,367 --> 00:46:52,452
Why?
999
00:46:52,504 --> 00:46:54,704
'Cause it's a job.
1000
00:46:54,706 --> 00:46:57,207
Next time,
I'll get you a paid internship.
1001
00:46:57,259 --> 00:47:00,210
You know, you're headed
for a serious career, right?
1002
00:47:03,348 --> 00:47:04,297
Here you go.
1003
00:47:04,349 --> 00:47:08,818
Ah, thank you so much.
1004
00:47:08,854 --> 00:47:13,022
A beer for my husband.
1005
00:47:16,561 --> 00:47:17,977
Hey, go on home.
We got this.
1006
00:47:18,029 --> 00:47:19,229
But I've got three tables,
1007
00:47:19,281 --> 00:47:21,064
and the tips
right now are so good.
1008
00:47:21,066 --> 00:47:23,032
Now I got why you
wanted the shift covered.
1009
00:47:23,068 --> 00:47:27,237
From now on, any time
you get married, take the day.
1010
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,155
It's not a joke.
1011
00:47:29,207 --> 00:47:31,991
Fiona Pfender.
Pleased to meet you.
1012
00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:33,743
When you go for it,
you really go for it.
1013
00:47:33,795 --> 00:47:35,245
It's crazy, right?
I don't know.
1014
00:47:35,297 --> 00:47:36,996
It-- it seems right.
1015
00:47:37,048 --> 00:47:39,666
He's great.
We're really happy for you.
1016
00:47:39,718 --> 00:47:43,386
Sure we are.
1017
00:47:43,421 --> 00:47:46,422
Just don't lie about it
next time, okay?
1018
00:47:46,474 --> 00:47:51,094
Hey.
1019
00:47:51,146 --> 00:47:52,679
Hey.
You coming home tonight?
1020
00:47:52,731 --> 00:47:54,731
- Everything okay?
- Everything's fine.
1021
00:47:54,766 --> 00:47:57,350
Just wanted to let you know
I am not going on the pill.
1022
00:47:57,402 --> 00:47:58,902
- Why not?
- I looked it up.
1023
00:47:58,937 --> 00:48:00,103
The pill reduces muscle mass,
1024
00:48:00,155 --> 00:48:01,771
affects mood
and water retention.
1025
00:48:01,823 --> 00:48:03,606
Probably not a good idea now
that I'm training.
1026
00:48:03,608 --> 00:48:04,857
Training for what?
1027
00:48:04,910 --> 00:48:06,276
Aw, I'll tell you later.
1028
00:48:06,278 --> 00:48:07,360
You at work?
1029
00:48:07,412 --> 00:48:08,861
Yeah.
1030
00:48:08,914 --> 00:48:10,780
Today was--
1031
00:48:10,832 --> 00:48:14,617
What?
1032
00:48:14,619 --> 00:48:15,868
I'll be home
in the morning, okay?
1033
00:48:15,921 --> 00:48:17,120
Can you-- can you watch Liam
for me?
1034
00:48:17,122 --> 00:48:18,121
Tell him I love him?
1035
00:48:18,173 --> 00:48:19,622
Yeah, absolutely. Bye.
1036
00:48:19,674 --> 00:48:21,624
Bye.
1037
00:48:27,132 --> 00:48:28,715
What the fuck is this?
1038
00:48:28,767 --> 00:48:30,633
It's more suitcases.
We got dress shirts,
1039
00:48:30,685 --> 00:48:31,968
shoes, sweaters,
pretty much everything.
1040
00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:33,603
Wait, you went back
to the airport?
1041
00:48:33,638 --> 00:48:34,637
- Yeah, why not?
- 'Cause it's fucking risky
1042
00:48:34,639 --> 00:48:36,139
is why not.
1043
00:48:36,141 --> 00:48:37,473
Most of this ain't
worth shit anyway.
1044
00:48:37,525 --> 00:48:39,275
It's old clothes
and fucking hair dryers.
1045
00:48:39,311 --> 00:48:41,227
Hair dryers. Yeah. We got
toiletries over here, okay?
1046
00:48:41,279 --> 00:48:42,946
Are you listening to me?
There's better ways to make
1047
00:48:42,981 --> 00:48:44,063
money, man.
What are you doing?
1048
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,650
Why you putting everything
on the fucking porch?
1049
00:48:49,454 --> 00:48:51,904
Why are there boots
in the sneakers pile?
1050
00:48:51,957 --> 00:48:54,657
We got to keep
this organized, okay?
1051
00:48:54,709 --> 00:48:56,743
Where are the belts?
1052
00:48:56,795 --> 00:48:57,994
I thought I put them there.
1053
00:48:58,046 --> 00:49:01,130
Obviously, they've been moved.
1054
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:02,832
Your boyfriend's losing
his shit.
1055
00:49:02,884 --> 00:49:07,754
Mickey, help me keep
this organized, okay?
1056
00:49:11,226 --> 00:49:12,342
Oh, hey, babe.
1057
00:49:12,394 --> 00:49:13,643
What?
Did you work a double?
1058
00:49:13,678 --> 00:49:15,428
Paco got sick.
1059
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,813
How was your day?
1060
00:49:16,848 --> 00:49:18,097
Oh, my gosh.
1061
00:49:18,149 --> 00:49:20,483
So Amy looks up at me
and says, "Da."
1062
00:49:20,518 --> 00:49:21,684
Can you believe that?
1063
00:49:21,736 --> 00:49:23,019
My little baby girl.
1064
00:49:23,021 --> 00:49:25,321
She's halfway to dada.
1065
00:49:25,357 --> 00:49:27,106
Last night, I had an orgasm
with a stranger
1066
00:49:27,158 --> 00:49:29,942
- on the dance floor.
- You had an orgasm?
1067
00:49:29,995 --> 00:49:32,945
- Grinding on the dance floor.
- Wait.
1068
00:49:32,998 --> 00:49:35,114
But not-- not like a--
not like--
1069
00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:36,616
like-- like--
like a real orgasm.
1070
00:49:36,668 --> 00:49:38,117
You mean, like,
you just had a good time?
1071
00:49:38,169 --> 00:49:40,370
No, I mean a real orgasm
with another man.
1072
00:49:40,422 --> 00:49:42,121
It didn't even take
a whole song.
1073
00:49:42,173 --> 00:49:43,873
That's how horny I am.
1074
00:49:43,925 --> 00:49:46,542
Used to be I could dry hump for
45 minutes before getting off.
1075
00:49:46,594 --> 00:49:48,511
Now it's two grinds.
1076
00:49:51,049 --> 00:49:53,016
You know what that orgasm was?
1077
00:49:53,051 --> 00:49:54,884
That was a cry for help
from my coochie
1078
00:49:54,936 --> 00:49:57,020
saying things
ain't right at home.
1079
00:50:02,610 --> 00:50:06,362
♪ never made a summer ♪
1080
00:50:06,398 --> 00:50:11,651
♪ oh, you know
it can't be found ♪
1081
00:50:11,703 --> 00:50:15,405
♪ youth is always pretty ♪
1082
00:50:15,407 --> 00:50:19,492
♪ oh, you know
it can't be found ♪
1083
00:50:19,544 --> 00:50:21,911
♪ what you've seen ♪
1084
00:50:21,963 --> 00:50:24,330
♪ all over ♪
1085
00:50:24,382 --> 00:50:26,416
♪ you'll hear it ♪
1086
00:50:26,468 --> 00:50:28,217
♪ all over ♪
1087
00:50:28,253 --> 00:50:30,887
♪ and you'll feel it ♪
1088
00:50:30,922 --> 00:50:32,755
♪ all over ♪
1089
00:50:32,807 --> 00:50:38,511
♪ and you'll know it's me ♪
1090
00:50:38,563 --> 00:50:41,097
♪ he's in bad condition ♪
1091
00:50:41,149 --> 00:50:42,432
- I'll clean up.
- Oh, okay.
1092
00:50:42,434 --> 00:50:47,403
♪ hiding in the hands all day ♪
1093
00:50:47,439 --> 00:50:51,607
♪ couldn't make decisions ♪
1094
00:50:51,659 --> 00:50:55,445
♪ oh, I might have lost
his way ♪
1095
00:50:55,497 --> 00:50:58,281
♪ but you'll just see it ♪
1096
00:50:58,283 --> 00:51:00,249
♪ all over ♪
1097
00:51:00,285 --> 00:51:02,585
♪ you'll hear it ♪
1098
00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:04,587
♪ all over ♪
1099
00:51:04,622 --> 00:51:07,039
♪ and you'll feel it ♪
1100
00:51:07,092 --> 00:51:08,958
♪ all over ♪
1101
00:51:09,010 --> 00:51:13,463
♪ and you'll know it's me ♪
1102
00:51:13,515 --> 00:51:18,634
♪ and you'll know it's me ♪
1103
00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:21,637
Teener, 1.7.
1104
00:51:21,689 --> 00:51:24,056
Flap, 0.25.
1105
00:51:24,109 --> 00:51:27,977
8 ball, 2.5?
1106
00:51:27,979 --> 00:51:29,445
Shit.
1107
00:51:29,981 --> 00:51:40,541
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1107
00:51:41,305 --> 00:51:47,836
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