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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,998 --> 00:00:59,873 LV! 2 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:03,081 ♪ Come fly with me ♪ 3 00:01:03,206 --> 00:01:06,414 ♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪ 4 00:01:08,039 --> 00:01:11,664 ♪ If you can use some exotic booze ♪ 5 00:01:11,748 --> 00:01:14,664 ♪ There's a bar in far Bombay ♪ 6 00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:16,956 ♪ Come fly with me ♪ 7 00:01:17,039 --> 00:01:20,414 ♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪ 8 00:01:22,414 --> 00:01:24,998 ♪ Come fly with me ♪ 9 00:01:25,081 --> 00:01:27,706 ♪ Let's float down to Peru ♪ 10 00:01:29,414 --> 00:01:32,789 ♪ In llama land there's a one-man band ♪ 11 00:01:32,914 --> 00:01:36,498 ♪ And he'll toot his flute for you ♪ 12 00:01:36,623 --> 00:01:38,539 ♪ Come fly with me ♪ 13 00:01:38,623 --> 00:01:41,331 ♪ Let's take off in the blue ♪ 14 00:01:42,456 --> 00:01:44,498 ♪ Once I get you ♪ 15 00:01:44,581 --> 00:01:47,831 - ♪ Up there where the air ♪ - LV, will you shut that up? 16 00:01:47,914 --> 00:01:50,539 ♪ Is rarefied ♪ 17 00:01:52,081 --> 00:01:55,498 - ♪ We'll just glide ♪ - Come on, then. 18 00:01:55,581 --> 00:01:57,498 ♪ Starry-eyed ♪ 19 00:01:57,581 --> 00:02:00,998 - ♪ Once I get you up there ♪ - Come on now! 20 00:02:01,081 --> 00:02:04,248 ♪ I'll be holding you so near ♪ 21 00:02:05,873 --> 00:02:08,873 ♪ You may hear ♪ 22 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:12,956 ♪ Angels cheer 'cause we're together ♪ 23 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:17,706 ♪ Weather-wise it's such a lovely day ♪ 24 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,206 ♪ Just say the words ♪ 25 00:02:21,331 --> 00:02:23,206 ♪ And we'll beat the birds ♪ 26 00:02:23,331 --> 00:02:26,706 ♪ Down to Ac-apulco Bay ♪ 27 00:02:26,789 --> 00:02:28,706 - ♪ It's perfect ♪ - 28 00:02:28,789 --> 00:02:31,289 ♪ For a flying honeymoon ♪ 29 00:02:31,373 --> 00:02:33,623 ♪ They say ♪ 30 00:02:33,706 --> 00:02:35,623 ♪ Come fly with me ♪ 31 00:02:35,706 --> 00:02:39,623 ♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪ 32 00:02:45,664 --> 00:02:47,581 LV, cool it! 33 00:02:53,914 --> 00:02:55,831 - ♪ Weather-wise ♪ - Oi! 34 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:59,039 ♪ It's such a lovely day ♪ 35 00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:03,914 ♪ You just say the words and we'll beat the birds ♪ 36 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:07,248 ♪ Down to Ac-apulco Bay ♪ 37 00:03:07,373 --> 00:03:09,248 ♪ It's perfect ♪ 38 00:03:09,373 --> 00:03:12,748 ♪ For a flying honeymoon ♪ 39 00:03:12,873 --> 00:03:14,748 ♪ They say ♪ 40 00:03:14,873 --> 00:03:16,664 ♪ Come fly with me ♪ 41 00:03:16,789 --> 00:03:18,706 ♪ Let's fly, let's fly ♪ 42 00:03:21,539 --> 00:03:27,664 ♪ Pack up, let's fly away ♪♪ 43 00:03:29,706 --> 00:03:32,623 Yeah, we're late, thanks to you and Tweetie Pie back there. 44 00:03:32,706 --> 00:03:35,393 I wasn't worrying about work. I'm worrying about Duane. 45 00:03:35,418 --> 00:03:36,313 Duane? 46 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:40,206 Aye. There's a big race today. They start off from France at 9:00. 47 00:03:40,289 --> 00:03:43,206 Strong winds forecast. Don't like winds, don't Duane. 48 00:03:46,373 --> 00:03:49,873 Duane's a pigeon, right? 49 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:53,789 Aye. Where's the first call? 50 00:03:53,873 --> 00:03:55,914 Shipley Street. Domestic installation. 51 00:04:00,539 --> 00:04:02,914 I'm nearly done. 52 00:04:03,039 --> 00:04:06,414 Ooh, I'll be wired up to the world soon, me... in touch with all parts. 53 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:08,873 - Nearly done. - Goodley. 54 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:13,039 I spend me life and me fortune in them slot boxes. Really, I do. 55 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:16,373 Ooh, but them uniforms are not very becomin'. 56 00:04:16,498 --> 00:04:19,914 You look like you been chucked in a tool bag, you. 57 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:21,956 Put me right off, that has. 58 00:04:22,039 --> 00:04:24,914 And I always liked a man in a uniform, me. 59 00:04:25,039 --> 00:04:29,456 - Oh, I bet you did. - Hey, watch it, sparks. Sparkler. 60 00:04:29,539 --> 00:04:31,456 Hey, speakin' of sparks, 61 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,623 you don't know nothin' about electrickery, do ya? 62 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:36,873 Only the wires of me home's cracklin' up on me. 63 00:04:36,998 --> 00:04:40,123 No, no. We're just phone boys, us. 64 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:43,539 He's quiet, isn't he? 65 00:04:43,664 --> 00:04:46,706 Is there anybody there? Or has he been disconnected? 66 00:04:46,831 --> 00:04:50,123 Been cut off? I've got a daughter like that. 67 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,373 Like one of them answerin' thingies. You can only leave messages, like. 68 00:04:53,539 --> 00:04:56,539 - Say hi, Bill. - Hello. - Bill? 69 00:04:56,706 --> 00:05:00,498 Hey, you're not the famous phone Bill, are ya? 70 00:05:00,581 --> 00:05:03,748 Eh, but look at you in that bag. You ought to complain. 71 00:05:03,873 --> 00:05:06,414 Good-lookin' on top and then that. 72 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:11,414 Clark Gable in a bag. Or should I say "Clark Cable"? 73 00:05:11,539 --> 00:05:13,998 Ooh, eh, look at them two lookin' now. 74 00:05:14,123 --> 00:05:16,081 Hey, this one doesn't speak neither, love. 75 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:18,998 You could go out, you two, for a silent night, holy night. 76 00:05:19,123 --> 00:05:23,331 Or stop at home for a bleeding quiet night in. Be a real riot, that would. 77 00:05:25,539 --> 00:05:28,248 What did I say? What did I say? 78 00:05:28,373 --> 00:05:31,914 Eh, look at the red on him now. Lookie. Oh, dear. 79 00:05:33,873 --> 00:05:36,664 Aye, you see, that's all you get when she's upset... 80 00:05:36,789 --> 00:05:39,956 crappaty records full-bloody blast. 81 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:43,373 Hey, you! Trash the calypso! 82 00:05:43,498 --> 00:05:46,289 ♪ Or come shine ♪ 83 00:05:46,373 --> 00:05:49,456 ♪ High as a mountain ♪ 84 00:05:49,539 --> 00:05:52,123 ♪ Deep as a river ♪ 85 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:54,623 ♪ Come rain ♪ 86 00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:57,831 ♪ Or come shine ♪ 87 00:05:57,998 --> 00:06:00,331 Right. We're all done. 88 00:06:00,414 --> 00:06:02,373 - I'll just ring through and test the line. - Oh! 89 00:06:02,539 --> 00:06:05,164 Oh, let me do it. Let me. Let me. 90 00:06:05,289 --> 00:06:07,998 What's the number again? Oh, no. Don't tell me. I remember. 91 00:06:08,123 --> 00:06:10,581 Start of the war, Bobby Moore. 92 00:06:10,706 --> 00:06:14,664 Thirty-nine, sixty-six and me age, twenty-eight. 93 00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:16,706 What are you laughin' at? 94 00:06:19,039 --> 00:06:20,914 Music. 95 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:24,748 Music ringin' in my bloody ears. 96 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:26,748 Hello, me. 97 00:06:27,956 --> 00:06:31,998 ♪ Or come shine ♪ 98 00:06:32,164 --> 00:06:34,123 ♪ Happy together ♪ 99 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:37,206 ♪ Unhappy together ♪ 100 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:42,248 ♪ Won't it be fine ♪ 101 00:06:42,373 --> 00:06:44,581 ♪ Days may be cloudy ♪ 102 00:06:44,706 --> 00:06:47,539 ♪ Or sunny ♪ 103 00:06:47,623 --> 00:06:49,956 ♪ We're in or we're out ♪ 104 00:06:50,039 --> 00:06:53,789 ♪ Of the money ♪ 105 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:56,206 ♪ I'm with you always ♪ 106 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:59,456 - ♪ I'm with you rain or shine ♪ - Stupid, isn't it? 107 00:06:59,539 --> 00:07:03,664 Cooped up there in the dark all day, like a friggin' bird trapped in the rafters. 108 00:07:03,789 --> 00:07:05,998 Hey, steady on. Billy's fond of his birds. 109 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:09,623 Ah, well, I didn't think he looked like the shirt-liftin' type somehow. 110 00:07:09,748 --> 00:07:12,289 No, feathered variety... pigeons and that. 111 00:07:12,414 --> 00:07:15,414 What? Oh, frig me, no! 112 00:07:15,539 --> 00:07:17,664 I can't be doin' with that. 113 00:07:17,789 --> 00:07:20,914 All that cooin' and flappin' and shittin' all over shop. They want shootin', them. 114 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:24,164 The only good pigeons are in pies. 115 00:07:24,248 --> 00:07:26,414 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 116 00:07:26,539 --> 00:07:28,664 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 117 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:32,664 Right. If you could just sign this, Mrs., er... 118 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:36,248 Hoff. Mari Hoff. Crappaty name, isn't it? 119 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,581 Me late husband Frank left it me. 120 00:07:38,706 --> 00:07:44,123 You can imagine me feelin's on signin' marriage register... Mr. And Mrs. F. Hoff. 121 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:48,123 See ya. 122 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,539 Thanks very much, Mr. Cable. 123 00:07:50,664 --> 00:07:52,539 See ya, then. 124 00:08:00,623 --> 00:08:03,331 What's it like then, eh? To watch your master at work. 125 00:08:03,414 --> 00:08:07,456 Did you not see her? Legs of jelly she had for me. 126 00:08:07,539 --> 00:08:09,956 Husband dead and out the way and all, eh? 127 00:08:12,164 --> 00:08:16,081 Oh, bloody hell. Here's me imaginin' all sorts of slap and tickle, 128 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:19,498 and all you can dream about is bloody Duane. 129 00:08:32,456 --> 00:08:34,373 LV, we out of bacon? 130 00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:37,706 Recent bacon, I mean. 131 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:45,206 Oh, come on, phone. Ring. 132 00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:48,664 Here, make me a cup of tea, LV, love. 133 00:08:48,831 --> 00:08:50,706 Come on. Look after me. 134 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,539 Hey, give us that paper, here. 135 00:08:56,373 --> 00:08:59,623 Oh, take it back. I don't like the front. 136 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,831 Oh, shove something on, something for me, LV, love. 137 00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:06,373 Go on. Slap some food about for me. 138 00:09:06,456 --> 00:09:09,664 Go on. What's that you're eatin', anyway? 139 00:09:09,789 --> 00:09:12,998 A brown envelope? What's on telly? 140 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:15,789 Oh, sod that. 141 00:09:17,373 --> 00:09:19,373 Oh, sod this. I'm off down the cafe, me. 142 00:09:19,539 --> 00:09:22,831 I can't start the day without some dribblin' fat, can I? 143 00:09:22,956 --> 00:09:26,248 Eh, speakin' of which, I can call Sadie on me new instrument. 144 00:09:26,373 --> 00:09:28,248 That will freak her flabby ass. 145 00:09:28,373 --> 00:09:30,331 Eh, and listen, you. 146 00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:32,706 If anyone phones before I return, 147 00:09:32,831 --> 00:09:36,164 you tell them I'll be back in five minutes, all right? 148 00:09:36,289 --> 00:09:38,664 All right? 149 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:43,331 Are you receiving me? 150 00:09:45,373 --> 00:09:47,331 Ah, Sadie, it's me. 151 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,998 Aye, callin' long distance, me. 152 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,248 That I am, sexy. Well and truly plugged in. 153 00:09:53,373 --> 00:09:58,331 Eh, listen. You, me, cafe, now. Last one out door pays, all right? 154 00:09:58,456 --> 00:10:02,164 Okay. Leg over and out. 155 00:10:03,873 --> 00:10:06,414 Five minutes, tell 'em. All right? Toodle-pip. 156 00:10:10,123 --> 00:10:12,081 Fuck me. 157 00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:15,331 Mention bacon and eggs and she shifts like Linford friggin' Christie! 158 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:17,831 - How are ya, sexy? - Okay. 159 00:10:17,914 --> 00:10:19,873 You look a bit on peckish side to me. 160 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:22,248 Move it. 161 00:10:25,498 --> 00:10:28,914 You stick with me, son. You'll learn a few tricks. 162 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:32,039 Reading matter. That's the best one. 163 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:34,289 Next day or something... when hubby's out, 164 00:10:34,373 --> 00:10:38,789 you go back with the reading matter... leaflets and that. 165 00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:42,373 Works every time. Bedtime readin', I call it. 166 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:55,456 Bangers and bubble and a fuck hot tea, ta. Twice. 167 00:10:55,539 --> 00:10:57,956 Bangers, mash, fuck hot tea times two. 168 00:10:58,081 --> 00:11:01,206 But, Sadie, what a night I had me last night, eh. 169 00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:05,081 What a friggin' championship night! 170 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,206 You should've seen me. Queen for a night, I was. 171 00:11:08,331 --> 00:11:10,998 You'll never guess who. 172 00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:14,164 Ray Say. 173 00:11:15,373 --> 00:11:17,248 Ray friggin' Say. 174 00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:20,664 You know him. He's agent to the stars... 175 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:24,164 king of cabaret... manager of miracles. 176 00:11:25,664 --> 00:11:29,539 He's down at Mr. Boo's nightclub all the time. 177 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:32,748 Has that slight look of Elvis about him. 178 00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:36,081 You know him. Everyone knows him. 179 00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:38,831 And he knows everyone. 180 00:11:38,956 --> 00:11:41,623 Eh, it was Mr. Boo himself introduced us the other night. 181 00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:44,998 And two seconds, Sadie, I fib you not... 182 00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:48,206 two seconds and his hand's on me ass. 183 00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:52,289 My ass. My golden old ass in Ray Say's hand... 184 00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:55,914 while he stands there tellin' jokes to Mr. Boo. 185 00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:58,789 Well, I saw him again last night. 186 00:11:58,873 --> 00:12:01,373 Oh, the music was in our heads... 187 00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:04,789 in our heads and in his wanderin' hands. 188 00:12:04,914 --> 00:12:06,831 He'll make it in anything, Ray Say. 189 00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:09,873 He's one of them lovable twat sorta types. 190 00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:13,831 Drivin' me round in his lovable twat mobile. 191 00:12:13,914 --> 00:12:17,206 He motored me round about a million miles an hour. 192 00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:19,748 Me heart in me mouth, his hands up me skirt... 193 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:23,414 and me mind on his meat and veg. 194 00:12:23,539 --> 00:12:27,248 Listen. Then it's down to the harbor for a pronto snog. 195 00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,914 - - Oh, lip-lappin' like old hell. 196 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:33,831 But at least he knows how to slide and dart and take a throat. 197 00:12:33,914 --> 00:12:35,998 And at least there's the thick wad of his wallet... 198 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,539 Up against your tit for comfort. 199 00:12:38,664 --> 00:12:43,164 Oh, up and down and down and up... 200 00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:47,123 and under the bloody stars. 201 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:51,456 Heaven it were, Sadie. 202 00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:57,789 What's up with you lot? Never had a shag in a Chevy? 203 00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:16,789 Hiya. 204 00:13:18,789 --> 00:13:21,998 F-Forgot to leave your, er, reading matter... 205 00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:24,706 about services and all that. 206 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,539 Your phone's ringin'. 207 00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:35,539 Would you like me to get it for ya? 208 00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:44,039 Hello... 209 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:46,081 Dead. 210 00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:09,831 Hey, you. What's this, then... one of them rave thingies? 211 00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:12,498 Oh, stop it. Me ears won't take it. 212 00:14:13,706 --> 00:14:15,498 I thought you were done, you. 213 00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:18,456 You suddenly remember a socket ya unplugged, eh? 214 00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:22,373 Telephone Bill. Little Birdy boy. 215 00:14:22,498 --> 00:14:25,706 N-No, I forgot to leave this, er, readin' matter. It tells you... 216 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:29,373 Did he ring, LV? Did he ding-a-ling? Eh? 217 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:32,539 Oh, for fuck's sake, speak, girl. 218 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:36,206 We just... m-missed a call. 219 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:43,539 I can do 1-4-7-1. It tells you who was ringin'. 220 00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:47,164 It's one of the services mentioned I-i-i-in the readin' matter. 221 00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:54,248 - There you go. - Oh, it, it don't give a name, then? 222 00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:57,581 No. I'm afraid we're not quite that advanced yet. 223 00:14:57,706 --> 00:14:59,998 Ah, well, you'd best advance on out then, eh? 224 00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:04,039 Ta very much, but just... flap off. 225 00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:06,963 Bloody hell, I don't even know who I'm ringin' here. 226 00:15:08,956 --> 00:15:10,914 Hello? 227 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:13,373 Boo's? You what? 228 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,581 Oh, Mr. Boo's. 229 00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:19,748 Oh, hello. Um... 230 00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:22,748 Is Mr. Say there presently, please? 231 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,748 It's Mari Hoff. 232 00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:28,831 Ray Say. Oh, hello, love. 233 00:15:28,998 --> 00:15:31,081 Oh, just working, you know. 234 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:33,623 Giving Mr. Boo here a shufti at me clients. 235 00:15:33,706 --> 00:15:38,289 Yeah. Of course I do. I'll see you at the Red Lion, okay? All right, love. See ya. 236 00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:40,956 Are you messin' with that Mari Hoff? 237 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:42,956 Hoff and on. 238 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:45,623 - More on than Hoff, I should imagine. - Excuse me! 239 00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:48,414 Are you watching this or what? 240 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:51,081 - She'll go far, this one. - Yeah, she will and all. 241 00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:53,326 - Scunthorpe, if she's lucky. - You're not interested? 242 00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:56,623 - Good nipples. - Heating's off. That's why. 243 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,289 - Mine are the same. - All right, love. 244 00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:01,373 Thank you. 245 00:16:01,539 --> 00:16:04,248 You'll love this next one, Mr. Boo. Singing combo... 246 00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:07,748 five lads all built like Buddha. 247 00:16:07,873 --> 00:16:11,664 - What are they called? - Take Fat. 248 00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:14,498 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 249 00:16:14,623 --> 00:16:17,748 ♪ You're not ever gonna keep me down I get knocked down ♪♪ 250 00:16:23,873 --> 00:16:25,748 - Hello, Billy, lad. - Arthur. 251 00:16:25,873 --> 00:16:27,998 Hey, did you win? 252 00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:31,248 He's, er... He's not in yet. 253 00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:33,789 Not in yet? That's not like your Duane. 254 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:36,289 Don't worry, Billy. 255 00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:38,873 - He'll be in before dark. - Aye. 256 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,914 I'll see you, Billy. 257 00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:42,914 See ya, Arthur. 258 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:45,123 ♪ No more ♪ 259 00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:49,456 ♪ That all-time thrill ♪ 260 00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:51,456 ♪ Boy ♪ 261 00:16:51,539 --> 00:16:54,248 ♪ You've been through ♪ 262 00:16:54,373 --> 00:16:56,831 ♪ The mill ♪ 263 00:16:56,956 --> 00:16:59,289 ♪ And ♪ 264 00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:03,039 ♪ Never a new love ♪ 265 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:06,581 ♪ Will be the same ♪ 266 00:17:09,956 --> 00:17:14,664 ♪ Good riddance, goodbye ♪ 267 00:17:16,623 --> 00:17:20,039 ♪ Every trick of his ♪ 268 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:24,248 ♪ You're on ♪ 269 00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:26,998 ♪ To ♪ 270 00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:28,998 ♪ The road ♪ 271 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,414 ♪ Gets rougher ♪ 272 00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:35,748 ♪ It's lonelier and tougher ♪♪ 273 00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:39,581 Right, you. You got a fuckin' second to get in shape. 274 00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:41,623 Perk, girl. Perk! 275 00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:44,581 Aye. Come in, Ray. Come in. 276 00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:47,623 Here he is... Mr. Ray Say. 277 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,456 Here it is. 278 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:53,539 Me home, me walls, 279 00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:56,123 me telly, me phone. 280 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:59,123 - And me daughter. - How do you do? 281 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,873 Ray. Sun Ray. Sting Ray. 282 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:06,373 Ray gun. Me very own Ronnie Ray gun. 283 00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:09,373 Oh, I'm just friggin' into him so! 284 00:18:12,414 --> 00:18:14,831 Well, say hello. 285 00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:17,034 God, she's a misery. A miserable bloody misery. 286 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,331 - Whatcha havin', Raymondo? - What you got? 287 00:18:20,456 --> 00:18:24,039 Everything your throbbin' throat could desire, lover boy. 288 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:29,081 All right? 289 00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:30,831 Ta-da! 290 00:18:30,956 --> 00:18:34,123 I'll have... a cup of tea. 291 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,623 You what? 292 00:18:39,373 --> 00:18:41,623 You'll have a cup of tea! 293 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:44,748 Hey, don't just go off like that, you rude... 294 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,331 - Leave her! She's all right! - Hey! 295 00:18:47,414 --> 00:18:51,164 No, it's not all right. She spoils everything, her. 296 00:18:51,248 --> 00:18:55,206 I'm tryin' to make an impression and she can't even be swivel to a friend, 297 00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:57,706 the tiny little slit! 298 00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:08,248 Oh, what am I doin', and in front of you? 299 00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,248 Well, that's it. I give up. 300 00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:13,748 This is me crappaty home, and this is how I am, Ray. 301 00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:17,039 No Gracey airs, and if you don't like it, you can piss off out of it. 302 00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:19,664 Hey, stay calm. Don't get mad at me. 303 00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,123 I-I never said anything about anything. 304 00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:31,498 Come on, then. Let's roll about. 305 00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:37,789 Oh! Here we go! 306 00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,956 On and on and friggin'... 307 00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:44,289 - Cut that racket, girl! - Calm down. She's all right. 308 00:19:44,373 --> 00:19:47,498 Oh, you, you little raver. 309 00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:51,123 ♪ That's a dream of romance on the scene ♪ 310 00:19:51,248 --> 00:19:54,706 ♪ Where the villain is mean ♪ 311 00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:57,206 ♪ That's entertainment ♪ 312 00:19:57,331 --> 00:19:59,539 - Don't! - ♪ The lights ♪ 313 00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:02,414 ♪ On the lady in tights or the bride ♪ 314 00:20:02,539 --> 00:20:05,414 ♪ With the guy on the side or the ball ♪ 315 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,831 ♪ Where she gives him her all ♪ 316 00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:10,597 I'm not having this. You can't bloody concentrate. 317 00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:12,147 ♪ That's entertainment ♪ 318 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:14,123 Cool it, will ya? 319 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,123 Think of the fuckin' neighbors! 320 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:19,414 ♪ A gay divorcee who is after her ex ♪ 321 00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:22,789 Right. Sod the bitch. We'll have our own on. 322 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,998 ♪ Where a chap kills his father... ♪ 323 00:20:30,956 --> 00:20:35,164 ♪ It's not unusual to be loved by anyone ♪ 324 00:20:35,248 --> 00:20:38,206 ♪ Who is doing him dirt ♪ 325 00:20:38,289 --> 00:20:41,206 ♪ Fun with anyone ♪ 326 00:20:41,289 --> 00:20:44,998 ♪ Of entertainment ♪ 327 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:49,998 ♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪ 328 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,914 ♪ I wanna die ♪♪ 329 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:55,498 Hey, you. You've blown me fuse! 330 00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:09,206 Shh, shh! 331 00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:16,081 Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Wha-Wha-What's that? 332 00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:19,414 - She got her own radio up there? - Eh? 333 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:22,623 No. That's her. That's LV. 334 00:21:22,706 --> 00:21:24,873 What? 335 00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:26,956 - No. - Yeah. 336 00:21:27,081 --> 00:21:29,831 - No. - Yeah. - 337 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,873 - No. - Yes. 338 00:21:34,248 --> 00:21:37,956 ♪ For you've been through ♪ 339 00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,956 ♪ The mill ♪ 340 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:45,164 ♪ And never knew love ♪ 341 00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:47,831 ♪ Will be the same ♪ 342 00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:50,873 - But I don't believe it. - Oh, God, Ray. 343 00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:53,456 She plays records all the time. 344 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:55,748 Every God-sented sec. 345 00:21:55,873 --> 00:21:58,831 They're stuck in her head and she can sing 'em and it gets on my wick. 346 00:21:58,956 --> 00:22:00,789 End of story. Now come on, Ray. 347 00:22:00,873 --> 00:22:03,998 - Let's roll. - ♪ Fools will be fools ♪ 348 00:22:04,164 --> 00:22:06,623 ♪ And where's he gone ♪ 349 00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:10,623 ♪ To ♪ 350 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,998 ♪ The road gets rougher ♪ 351 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,789 Eh, come on, lover. I'm mad for it here. 352 00:22:16,873 --> 00:22:18,831 Shh! I'm listening. 353 00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:23,498 ♪ Tomorrow he might turn up ♪ 354 00:22:23,581 --> 00:22:26,748 ♪ There's just no let up ♪ 355 00:22:26,873 --> 00:22:28,956 ♪ The livelong night ♪ 356 00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:31,998 ♪ And day ♪ 357 00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:35,414 Oh, sod it. 358 00:22:35,539 --> 00:22:38,331 I'm off then. 359 00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:42,539 ♪ There is nothing ♪ 360 00:22:42,706 --> 00:22:44,956 ♪ Sadder than ♪ 361 00:22:46,623 --> 00:22:50,831 ♪ A one man woman ♪ 362 00:22:50,956 --> 00:22:55,081 ♪ Looking for the man ♪ 363 00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:57,248 ♪ That got ♪ 364 00:22:58,789 --> 00:23:02,248 ♪ Away ♪♪ 365 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,831 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 366 00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:38,998 ♪ To go out at any time ♪ 367 00:23:40,539 --> 00:23:43,456 ♪ But when... ♪ 368 00:23:54,873 --> 00:23:57,748 - - - Normal service resumed, eh? 369 00:23:57,873 --> 00:24:01,248 Bit of gray matter and a bit of gray matter. All it takes. 370 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:05,789 Bit of nouse, bit of coat hanger, and, bingo, let there be light. 371 00:24:05,873 --> 00:24:09,623 But you wanna get this lot seen to, you know. Could bring the house down. 372 00:24:09,706 --> 00:24:13,456 Hey. So could you... 373 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:16,123 with what you did last night, you know. 374 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,873 Bloody marvelous, that. Who else you do? 375 00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:20,575 Don't go. I'm just interested. 376 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,772 You know, what with me being in show business myself, like. 377 00:24:23,873 --> 00:24:26,498 Didn't your mum tell you? No? 378 00:24:26,623 --> 00:24:30,623 Oh, well. Never mind. Er, let's plonk you down here, love, 379 00:24:30,706 --> 00:24:33,456 like the twinkling star that you are. 380 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:36,414 And let me rustle up one of Ray Say's famous breakfassays. 381 00:24:36,539 --> 00:24:40,581 I do 'em for all me artists... when we're on foreign engagements, you know. 382 00:24:40,706 --> 00:24:42,581 It's not all glamour, this game. 383 00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:45,748 Fuckin' hell. 384 00:24:45,873 --> 00:24:48,581 ♪ For you are ♪ 385 00:24:48,706 --> 00:24:50,581 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 386 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,706 ♪ And I loved you dearly ♪ 387 00:24:53,873 --> 00:24:56,673 Marvelous... up there in the dark. 388 00:24:56,706 --> 00:25:00,331 Something I'll never forget. Fuck. 389 00:25:03,373 --> 00:25:07,414 What do you say we continue our little conversation down the cafe, eh? 390 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:10,414 No? What, and me all dressed up and no place to go? 391 00:25:17,373 --> 00:25:19,248 Certainly stripped to the waist. 392 00:25:19,373 --> 00:25:21,914 There you go. Best I can do. 393 00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:24,998 Une tasse de the a la Ray. 394 00:25:30,206 --> 00:25:32,206 Yeah? 395 00:25:32,289 --> 00:25:34,206 Go on, love. Fire away. 396 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,748 In show business... 397 00:25:45,373 --> 00:25:47,414 I-In show business, yes? 398 00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:51,456 In show business, 399 00:25:54,206 --> 00:25:56,498 did you ever meet... 400 00:25:58,748 --> 00:26:00,581 Shirley Bassey? 401 00:26:00,706 --> 00:26:03,498 Shirley? Dear old Shirley? Shirley, Shirley, Shirley. 402 00:26:03,581 --> 00:26:05,748 To be honest, love, as I remember, 403 00:26:05,873 --> 00:26:08,248 I don't think our paths ever crossed. 404 00:26:08,373 --> 00:26:11,664 I did meet Des O'Connor, though, and Charlie Williams. 405 00:26:12,956 --> 00:26:16,248 Freddie "Mr. Parrot Face" Davis? 406 00:26:16,373 --> 00:26:19,539 I suppose the biggest name I ever met was... Monroe. 407 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:24,123 - Marilyn? - Matt. 408 00:26:24,206 --> 00:26:27,123 You remember him? The singing bus conductor. 409 00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:29,206 No? 410 00:26:30,664 --> 00:26:32,623 You like Marilyn, yeah? 411 00:26:32,748 --> 00:26:35,664 - Yeah. - Can you do her as well? 412 00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:39,956 Go on. I bet you can. 413 00:26:42,539 --> 00:26:44,456 Oh, well, there you go. 414 00:26:44,539 --> 00:26:47,289 I have this thing about saxophone players. 415 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,581 I don't know what it is. My spine turns to custard. 416 00:26:50,706 --> 00:26:52,998 I get goose-pimply all over. 417 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:58,623 Frig me. That's ama... That's amazing. 418 00:26:58,706 --> 00:27:01,873 Christ! I don't believe that. 419 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,998 Listen, LV. Listen. 420 00:27:07,123 --> 00:27:09,914 You are my discovery. 421 00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:13,206 I found you, right? 422 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:15,956 Me. Always remember that. 423 00:27:17,623 --> 00:27:20,456 As a matter of fact, here. Take one of me new cards. 424 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:22,956 I left it for you in case I missed you. 425 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:26,581 Look. It's gold. 426 00:27:35,539 --> 00:27:38,498 I wouldn't give one of these to just anyone, you know. 427 00:27:47,414 --> 00:27:50,998 Now, look. I know you're a bit on the quiet side, 428 00:27:51,081 --> 00:27:53,164 but I'm a big noise in these parts. 429 00:27:53,248 --> 00:27:57,998 And together... you and me... we could set this place on fire. 430 00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:06,081 You are a star, you. 431 00:28:13,706 --> 00:28:16,123 You're a nutter. 432 00:28:16,331 --> 00:28:18,081 No, it can't wait. No. 433 00:28:18,206 --> 00:28:20,539 All right. Well, hold him there. I'm coming down now. 434 00:28:20,664 --> 00:28:22,539 Mari, you look... 435 00:28:24,706 --> 00:28:27,039 Don't speak for a minute. 436 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:29,498 I, I gotta go, Mari, but what can I tell ya? 437 00:28:29,623 --> 00:28:31,498 It's happened at last, eh? 438 00:28:31,623 --> 00:28:34,914 It's like at the races when you know you're on to a certainty, 439 00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:36,956 and you're feeling, "This is it." 440 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:40,373 She's the one. 441 00:28:40,498 --> 00:28:42,956 I am the one? 442 00:28:45,081 --> 00:28:47,623 Give us another one, Ray! 443 00:28:47,748 --> 00:28:50,123 Honest, Mari, I, I can't believe it. 444 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:52,873 It's what I've been lookin' for for ages. 445 00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:55,914 It's just one of those once-in-a-lifetime things, eh? 446 00:28:56,039 --> 00:28:59,664 I, I've never felt like this before... about anyone! 447 00:28:59,748 --> 00:29:02,539 I'll see you at the Seabirds later. 448 00:29:04,664 --> 00:29:08,748 - Yes! - Bloody hell, Sadie. The bastard wants me! 449 00:29:10,706 --> 00:29:14,623 Too bloody right, Sadie. Get up there and get it on. 450 00:29:14,748 --> 00:29:19,748 Our fave bloody rave! 451 00:29:19,873 --> 00:29:22,123 At last! Yes! Yes! 452 00:29:22,206 --> 00:29:27,081 I shall go to the ball! Oh, you darlings from the sky! 453 00:29:32,539 --> 00:29:35,039 ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 454 00:29:35,123 --> 00:29:37,123 ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 455 00:29:37,206 --> 00:29:39,289 Ooh! 456 00:29:39,373 --> 00:29:41,498 - Oh, what a life life can be! - ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 457 00:29:41,623 --> 00:29:43,789 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 458 00:29:43,873 --> 00:29:46,623 ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 459 00:29:46,706 --> 00:29:49,123 - ♪ Burnin' ♪ - ♪ To my surprise ♪ 460 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,456 - Mari! - ♪ One hundred... ♪ - Oh! 461 00:29:57,498 --> 00:29:59,539 Oh, bloody hell. What now? 462 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:03,623 Er, I forgot to leave you this... reading matter. 463 00:30:03,748 --> 00:30:06,206 I only ordered a phone, not a mobile bloody library. 464 00:30:06,331 --> 00:30:07,102 What? 465 00:30:07,127 --> 00:30:09,438 Young Birdy boy's already been and done all that. 466 00:30:09,539 --> 00:30:12,831 Come on. Off out of it. Make way for a woman in lust. 467 00:30:20,414 --> 00:30:22,664 Hey, you, you twat! 468 00:30:22,748 --> 00:30:25,664 What do you think you're bloody playin' at? 469 00:30:25,748 --> 00:30:28,206 - F-Feedin'. - Feedin' my ass. 470 00:30:28,289 --> 00:30:31,331 Screwin' around more like. You come on all quiet... 471 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:34,331 like you're only interested in these bloody things here. 472 00:30:34,414 --> 00:30:36,614 But, really, you're a devious little bastard, aren't ya? 473 00:30:37,789 --> 00:30:39,664 You know what I'm on about. 474 00:30:39,789 --> 00:30:42,289 Reading matter. 475 00:30:42,414 --> 00:30:44,331 Ah, yes, you little bastard. 476 00:30:44,414 --> 00:30:47,498 Though what you want to get your leg over that for I'll never know. 477 00:30:47,623 --> 00:30:49,498 Old enough to be your bloody grandma. 478 00:30:49,623 --> 00:30:51,664 Went to see the girl, George... 479 00:30:51,789 --> 00:30:54,623 the one with music. 480 00:30:54,706 --> 00:30:57,664 What, her up... Oh, Jesus. 481 00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:00,539 - I thought... - Just to talk to her, like. 482 00:31:00,664 --> 00:31:02,998 - Oh, aye? - Yeah. 483 00:31:03,081 --> 00:31:04,472 Thought she were... interestin'. 484 00:31:04,497 --> 00:31:06,813 Interestin', like off her bloody rocker, you mean. 485 00:31:09,373 --> 00:31:12,331 Didn't I say to you, though, Sadie, eh? 486 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:16,123 I knew there was something down for us, me and red hot Ray. 487 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:18,831 I just had that feelin' in me twat bone. 488 00:31:18,914 --> 00:31:20,831 Eh? And you know me. 489 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:24,664 I can predict rain with that. 490 00:31:24,748 --> 00:31:27,623 I'm wearin' me share-price knickers tonight, 491 00:31:27,706 --> 00:31:29,623 down as likely as up, 492 00:31:29,748 --> 00:31:32,414 and some shit-tight bloody bra. 493 00:31:32,539 --> 00:31:37,248 'Cause I'm one high razzamatazz in here today, me. 494 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:42,456 It's like there's a circus parade passin' over me paps! 495 00:31:48,456 --> 00:31:51,498 ♪ While tearing off ♪ 496 00:31:51,623 --> 00:31:53,498 ♪ A game of golf ♪ 497 00:31:53,623 --> 00:31:57,831 ♪ I may make a play for the caddy ♪ 498 00:31:57,956 --> 00:31:59,956 ♪ But when I do ♪ 499 00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:02,039 ♪ I don't follow through ♪ 500 00:32:02,164 --> 00:32:06,248 ♪ 'Cause my heart belongs to Daddy ♪ 501 00:32:07,498 --> 00:32:09,623 ♪ If I invite ♪ 502 00:32:09,748 --> 00:32:11,914 ♪ A boy some night ♪ 503 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:15,456 ♪ To dine on my fine finnan haddie ♪ 504 00:32:15,581 --> 00:32:19,289 I'm just checking to see if your wires are all right. 505 00:32:19,373 --> 00:32:21,664 ♪ His asking for more ♪ 506 00:32:21,748 --> 00:32:24,498 - ♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪ - I'm just seeing if your wires are all right. 507 00:32:24,581 --> 00:32:28,664 ♪ Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy ♪ 508 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:31,766 I'm just seein' if your... If your wires are all right. 509 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,730 ♪ So I simply couldn't be bad ♪ 510 00:32:33,831 --> 00:32:36,289 ♪ Yes, my heart ♪ 511 00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:39,373 ♪ Belongs to Daddy ♪ 512 00:32:39,456 --> 00:32:41,664 - Do you go out much? - No. 513 00:32:41,789 --> 00:32:44,081 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ 514 00:32:44,206 --> 00:32:48,623 - ♪ So I want to warn you, laddie ♪ - Are you a telly fan? 515 00:32:48,706 --> 00:32:50,998 - No. - Goin' anywhere on your holidays? 516 00:32:51,081 --> 00:32:53,414 No. 517 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:57,664 ♪ That my heart belongs to Daddy ♪ 518 00:32:57,789 --> 00:33:00,664 - There are no wires. - Eh? 519 00:33:00,789 --> 00:33:03,956 I finished work hours ago. 520 00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:07,248 Oh, I don't know what to say now. 521 00:33:08,873 --> 00:33:12,581 I'm Billy. Can I ask you your name? 522 00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:16,456 - LV. - ♪♪ - Oh. 523 00:33:16,539 --> 00:33:19,331 Does, does that stand for something? 524 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,404 Little Voice. 525 00:33:20,429 --> 00:33:23,397 Oh, on account of bein' soft-spoken, like. 526 00:33:27,414 --> 00:33:29,331 Nice tune, that. 527 00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:32,164 "My Heart Belongs To Daddy." 528 00:33:32,248 --> 00:33:35,831 Oh. Right. 529 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:39,664 - Marilyn Monroe. - Oh, yeah. Right. 530 00:33:39,748 --> 00:33:43,039 Eh, your mom's a live wire, ain't she? Bloody hell! 531 00:33:43,164 --> 00:33:45,123 Not fond of pigeons neither, is she? 532 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:47,456 - Pigeons. - Aye. I keep 'em, you know. 533 00:33:47,581 --> 00:33:49,998 - Homing pigeons. - Oh. 534 00:33:50,081 --> 00:33:53,664 I love 'em. I'm up Pigeon Hill all the time, where lofts are. 535 00:33:53,789 --> 00:33:58,414 - Feed and exercise twice a day. - Exercise? 536 00:33:58,539 --> 00:34:00,789 Aye. You let 'em out, they fly around and come back. 537 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:04,581 That's what homin' pigeons do... except Duane, like. 538 00:34:06,206 --> 00:34:09,623 - Duane? - Aye... me best bird. 539 00:34:09,706 --> 00:34:12,206 Not back from France yet. 540 00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:14,123 What's he doin' in France? 541 00:34:14,206 --> 00:34:16,998 ♪ My heart belongs to my daddy ♪ 542 00:34:17,164 --> 00:34:20,206 - ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪ - He's comin' back here. 543 00:34:20,373 --> 00:34:24,789 - Oh. - ♪ So I want to warn you, laddie ♪ 544 00:34:24,873 --> 00:34:27,654 Anyway, it can be boring to the nonenthusiast. 545 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:28,605 Oh, no. 546 00:34:28,706 --> 00:34:31,498 - N-No. You're all right. - When you let 'em go... 547 00:34:31,581 --> 00:34:37,164 and see 'em fly, and better still, see 'em back, well, it's, it's dead exciting. 548 00:34:37,248 --> 00:34:40,998 You'll have to come up there with me, LV. See for yourself. 549 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:43,789 Oh, I, I don't go out. 550 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,956 What, never? 551 00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:49,831 I'd best go, Billy. Bye. 552 00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:52,081 I'll see you again somewhere then. Eh? 553 00:34:54,914 --> 00:34:58,373 - ♪ That little old man he just plays it so good ♪ - Talkin' to yourself and all? 554 00:34:58,456 --> 00:35:01,789 - Now were you? - No. 555 00:35:01,873 --> 00:35:04,664 Aye, well, I'm off out on the razz. 556 00:35:04,789 --> 00:35:08,123 You have a nice night in with your pals, eh? 557 00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:20,289 Bloody hell, where you been? I said 8:00. 558 00:35:20,373 --> 00:35:23,081 Aye, but look at me, luvvy, eh? 559 00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:25,706 Takes time to get dressed up like this. 560 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:28,539 Arndale Centre weren't built in a day, you know. 561 00:35:28,706 --> 00:35:30,873 Yeah, and with half as much plaster. 562 00:35:30,998 --> 00:35:33,873 - You smooth talker, you. - You know Mr. Boo, don't you, eh? 563 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,470 This is Little Voice's mum. 564 00:35:35,495 --> 00:35:38,438 Oh, aye. Once-in-a-lifetime thing, Ray tells me. 565 00:35:38,539 --> 00:35:40,706 Never felt like this before about anyone, he says. 566 00:35:40,831 --> 00:35:42,789 Yeah, well, we'll get a few quick drinks down us, 567 00:35:42,914 --> 00:35:45,289 then it's back to your place for a, a listen. 568 00:35:45,373 --> 00:35:47,956 A spot of "Who do you do?" For Mr. Boo, like. 569 00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:51,206 What are you havin', love? 570 00:35:51,331 --> 00:35:54,706 - Eh? - Gin. 571 00:35:54,831 --> 00:35:58,998 Double, and a Campari chaser. 572 00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:01,081 ♪ And it's all ♪ 573 00:36:01,206 --> 00:36:05,123 ♪ Comin' back to me now ♪♪ 574 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,623 Oh, God. You make me sick, you lot. 575 00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:13,123 First that little phone fart, and now you all droolin' over that little stick of shite. 576 00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:15,289 I got tits and all, you know... 577 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,873 and a gob on me for every occasion. 578 00:36:17,956 --> 00:36:20,956 Tits, gob and an ass to die for, me! 579 00:36:21,039 --> 00:36:23,956 - Good looker, eh, Boo? - Just as well, with that mouth. 580 00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:26,789 No. The car, Boo. The car. 581 00:36:26,873 --> 00:36:28,789 Oh, aye. Yeah. 582 00:36:28,873 --> 00:36:30,789 Very nice. 583 00:36:32,748 --> 00:36:35,956 - Put her in the back. - I'm stoppin' here. 584 00:36:39,873 --> 00:36:45,664 ♪ Oh, the chirruping of the birdies on the sycamore tree ♪ 585 00:36:45,748 --> 00:36:49,748 ♪ They're lucky to be so happy and free ♪ 586 00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:53,289 ♪ I know that they're chirruping out a little ditty to me ♪ 587 00:36:53,414 --> 00:36:56,123 ♪ I hear them saying early every morn ♪ 588 00:36:56,206 --> 00:36:58,748 - ♪ Get up, get up, get up ♪ - Get up, you. 589 00:36:58,873 --> 00:37:00,664 Ray wants ya downstairs. 590 00:37:00,789 --> 00:37:02,414 - What for? - You know what for. 591 00:37:02,539 --> 00:37:05,331 You've got him thinking you can do something or something. 592 00:37:05,498 --> 00:37:08,498 He wants you down anyway. Show Mr. Boo what you can do. 593 00:37:08,664 --> 00:37:12,164 - It's private. - Private, my privates. 594 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:14,539 You're just damn selfish and useless, you. 595 00:37:14,664 --> 00:37:19,123 And you can do nothin' but whisper and whine like your father before you. 596 00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:21,456 Couple of bloody nothin's, the pair of ya. 597 00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:25,289 Look at it. Just a pile of old junk no fucker wants. 598 00:37:25,373 --> 00:37:28,956 - Now come on downstairs! - Don't you dare touch these! 599 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:31,123 Ever! 600 00:37:33,373 --> 00:37:35,498 Up yours, stick leg. 601 00:37:38,331 --> 00:37:41,706 - She'll not come down. - What? 602 00:37:41,831 --> 00:37:45,081 Well, it's just like I said. She'll not sing. I told you. 603 00:37:45,206 --> 00:37:47,081 Dad. 604 00:37:48,414 --> 00:37:50,331 Dad. 605 00:37:50,414 --> 00:37:51,873 Dad. 606 00:37:51,998 --> 00:37:55,414 Well, I'm sorry, Ray, but Boo's a busy man. 607 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:57,414 I've got to be off. Got other acts to see. 608 00:37:57,539 --> 00:37:59,831 Acts that can be bothered. Night, all. 609 00:37:59,956 --> 00:38:01,831 Boo! Boo! 610 00:38:04,539 --> 00:38:07,998 Hold on, Boo. It won't take a minute. Honest. She's dead special. 611 00:38:08,123 --> 00:38:12,581 Listen, Say. I didn't get where I am today by wasting my time... 612 00:38:12,706 --> 00:38:15,581 By wasting my time listening to singers that don't sing. 613 00:38:15,706 --> 00:38:19,831 All I can say is that she might stand an outside chance as a mime act. 614 00:38:37,289 --> 00:38:39,164 Dad. 615 00:39:05,123 --> 00:39:07,914 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 616 00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:12,539 ♪ Over the rainbow ♪ 617 00:39:14,456 --> 00:39:19,456 ♪ Way up high ♪ 618 00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:22,498 ♪ There's a land ♪ 619 00:39:22,623 --> 00:39:24,789 ♪ That I heard of ♪ 620 00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:29,831 ♪ Once, in a lullaby ♪ 621 00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:34,789 You know me, Boo. I wouldn't bring you down here for nothing. 622 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,789 - You've gotta... - ♪ Where ♪ 623 00:39:36,873 --> 00:39:40,831 ♪ Over the rainbow ♪ 624 00:39:42,873 --> 00:39:46,831 ♪ Skies are blue ♪ 625 00:39:48,331 --> 00:39:51,789 ♪ And the dreams ♪ 626 00:39:51,873 --> 00:39:55,581 ♪ That you dare to dream ♪ 627 00:39:55,706 --> 00:40:00,081 ♪ Really do come true ♪ 628 00:40:02,373 --> 00:40:06,081 ♪ Some day I'll wish upon a star ♪ 629 00:40:06,206 --> 00:40:09,748 ♪ And wake up where the clouds ♪ 630 00:40:09,873 --> 00:40:15,289 ♪ Are far behind me ♪ 631 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:18,581 ♪ Where troubles melt ♪ 632 00:40:18,706 --> 00:40:20,623 ♪ Like lemon drops ♪ 633 00:40:20,706 --> 00:40:24,498 ♪ Away above the chimney tops ♪ 634 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,623 ♪ That's where ♪ 635 00:40:26,789 --> 00:40:31,498 ♪ You'll find me ♪ 636 00:40:31,581 --> 00:40:35,164 - ♪ Somewhere ♪ - That's never her. 637 00:40:35,289 --> 00:40:38,081 - It is. - ♪ Over the rainbow ♪ - No. 638 00:40:38,206 --> 00:40:40,289 Yeah. 639 00:40:40,373 --> 00:40:42,289 - No. - Yeah. 640 00:40:43,873 --> 00:40:45,748 - No! - Yeah! 641 00:40:45,873 --> 00:40:48,123 - Oh, here we go again. - That's Judy. 642 00:40:48,206 --> 00:40:51,206 - You got Judy Garland in there. - Oh, aye. She's round here all the time... 643 00:40:51,289 --> 00:40:54,456 her and that Shirley Bassey drinking our bloody cocoa. 644 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:56,998 You have a remarkable daughter, Mrs. Hoff. 645 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:58,320 Aye, don't I bloody know. 646 00:40:58,345 --> 00:41:00,980 Well, Ray. We must have her, if you can arrange it. 647 00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:03,539 There's the makings of a first-class act there... real class. 648 00:41:03,706 --> 00:41:04,817 We could do a lot with that. 649 00:41:04,842 --> 00:41:07,022 Right, Mari, love. Me and Boo are off up the pub. 650 00:41:07,081 --> 00:41:09,456 Talk finer details and finances. 651 00:41:09,539 --> 00:41:13,123 - Leave the latch off, eh? - What about me then? 652 00:41:13,206 --> 00:41:17,914 Where do I fit in, eh? Need a fuckin' second-class act? 653 00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:22,039 Er, mine's, mine's a double Scotch, Boo. I'll see you up there, eh? 654 00:41:22,164 --> 00:41:24,914 - ♪ Like lemon drops ♪ - What are you saying, Mari? 655 00:41:25,039 --> 00:41:27,539 I'm tellin' you you're sittin' on a gold mine... 656 00:41:27,664 --> 00:41:30,013 not over a bloody rainbow, but up there in that bedroom. 657 00:41:30,038 --> 00:41:31,397 ♪ That's where you'll find ♪ 658 00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:34,539 ♪ Me ♪ 659 00:41:34,706 --> 00:41:37,748 - ♪ Somewhere ♪ - "Dreams that you dare to dream," eh? 660 00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:40,456 - ♪ Over the rain ♪ - She can make them come true. 661 00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:43,248 ♪ Bow ♪ 662 00:41:45,206 --> 00:41:47,164 ♪ Bluebirds ♪ 663 00:41:47,248 --> 00:41:49,498 ♪ Fly ♪ 664 00:41:52,206 --> 00:41:55,289 ♪ Birds fly ♪ 665 00:41:55,373 --> 00:41:58,289 - She's our chance, Mari. - ♪ Over ♪ 666 00:41:58,373 --> 00:42:01,373 - ♪ The rainbow ♪ - We've been shoveling shit long enough, you and me. 667 00:42:01,498 --> 00:42:04,873 Now's our chance to step out of it. 668 00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:08,831 - Our chance? - Oh, I'm going nowhere without you, girl. 669 00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:15,789 - ♪ Someday I'll wish upon a star ♪ - Oh, Elvis breath. 670 00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:18,914 ♪ And wake up ♪ 671 00:42:19,039 --> 00:42:22,081 Come on then. Lead us to the dotted line. 672 00:42:27,373 --> 00:42:29,248 ♪ If ♪ 673 00:42:29,373 --> 00:42:33,289 ♪ Happy little ♪ 674 00:42:33,373 --> 00:42:35,789 ♪ Bluebirds fly ♪ 675 00:42:37,873 --> 00:42:42,581 ♪ Beyond the rainbow ♪ 676 00:42:44,289 --> 00:42:46,914 ♪ Why ♪ 677 00:42:47,039 --> 00:42:51,456 ♪ Oh, why ♪ 678 00:42:51,539 --> 00:42:53,456 ♪ Can't ♪ 679 00:42:53,539 --> 00:42:57,998 ♪ I ♪♪ 680 00:43:18,873 --> 00:43:23,373 Love, luvvy. Don't worry. It's only us... me and Ray. 681 00:43:23,498 --> 00:43:27,414 - Coming bearing good news, m'lady. - Stupendous news, actually. 682 00:43:27,539 --> 00:43:31,581 Mr. Boo would like you to sing at his club on stage. 683 00:43:31,706 --> 00:43:34,123 - Sing what you like. - He'll pay. Good money and all. 684 00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,206 - Could be up to 50 quid, right? - Yeah, and that's just to start. 685 00:43:37,331 --> 00:43:40,623 - No! - No? Listen. Ray'll look after ya. 686 00:43:40,706 --> 00:43:44,206 He knows all about showbiz, and all you have to do is sing. 687 00:43:44,373 --> 00:43:47,039 Sing! Like what you do best anyway. 688 00:43:47,206 --> 00:43:48,222 You might feel shy. 689 00:43:48,247 --> 00:43:50,813 Oh, nothin' wrong with being shy at first. 690 00:43:50,914 --> 00:43:52,085 It's natural, that. 691 00:43:52,110 --> 00:43:55,438 Had a girl recently wouldn't say boo to a goose. 692 00:43:55,539 --> 00:43:57,422 Now she's toppin' the bill at the Reform Club. 693 00:43:57,447 --> 00:43:58,664 Who's that? That stripper? 694 00:43:58,706 --> 00:44:01,998 Yeah. Well, I mean, it's similar, innit? I mean, similar case, Tina. 695 00:44:02,123 --> 00:44:04,623 - Please go. - It's not healthy being cooped up here... 696 00:44:04,748 --> 00:44:06,998 Just go! 697 00:44:08,664 --> 00:44:10,998 Bloody hell. That's gratitude for ya. 698 00:44:16,289 --> 00:44:19,539 You great long streak of piss! 699 00:44:19,706 --> 00:44:22,664 You are bloody doin' it, girl! 700 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:29,914 Come on. You can do better than that. So how you all doin'? 701 00:44:42,206 --> 00:44:44,873 The manager says, "Do you want that condom on your bill, sir?" 702 00:44:44,998 --> 00:44:48,498 And the duck says, "Certainly not. What sort of duck do you think I am?" 703 00:44:48,623 --> 00:44:51,206 Hey, true story, this. Two... 704 00:44:51,373 --> 00:44:56,623 All you've gotta do is stand here and sing. 705 00:44:56,706 --> 00:44:59,998 Like at home. 706 00:45:00,081 --> 00:45:03,414 Just... stay calm and relax. 707 00:45:03,539 --> 00:45:06,164 What are you talkin' about, relax? Look at her! 708 00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:08,998 Think about... Judy. 709 00:45:10,331 --> 00:45:12,914 Think about... Shirley. 710 00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:21,206 Think about... Marilyn. 711 00:45:23,331 --> 00:45:25,998 Anyway, on with the show, ladies and gentlemen. 712 00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:28,873 As you know, Boo braves anything, 713 00:45:28,998 --> 00:45:31,289 goes anywhere in his perpetual quest... 714 00:45:31,373 --> 00:45:34,373 for fresh talent to spice up your midweek merriment here. 715 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:38,873 And guess which exotic part of the world I came across tonight's star turn? 716 00:45:38,998 --> 00:45:41,206 Shipley Street. 717 00:45:41,331 --> 00:45:43,373 Well, it saves on travel expenses, don't it? 718 00:45:46,539 --> 00:45:48,998 Anyway, pretty people, enough of me. 719 00:45:49,123 --> 00:45:51,831 A talent... an undiscovered treasure... 720 00:45:51,956 --> 00:45:54,039 an act of wonder, ladies and gentlemen. 721 00:45:54,164 --> 00:45:58,414 A little girl that's big... a northern light... a rising star... 722 00:45:58,539 --> 00:46:00,623 Order and hush. Hush and order... 723 00:46:00,789 --> 00:46:04,206 for the turn of turns... a-the one, a-the only... 724 00:46:04,373 --> 00:46:06,706 Little Voice, ladies and gentlemen! 725 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:08,706 Little Voice! 726 00:46:19,373 --> 00:46:21,248 Go on. 727 00:46:23,289 --> 00:46:25,039 You're on. 728 00:46:25,164 --> 00:46:27,914 Go on. Go on. Go on. Sing. 729 00:46:28,039 --> 00:46:30,373 I'll do anything. Just sing. 730 00:46:30,539 --> 00:46:33,039 Sing, for fuck's sake. Sing! 731 00:46:35,789 --> 00:46:37,748 The lights. It's the lights. 732 00:46:37,873 --> 00:46:39,789 Turn out the lights. 733 00:46:52,706 --> 00:46:57,248 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 734 00:46:57,373 --> 00:47:01,164 ♪ But I'm feelin' so sad ♪ 735 00:47:01,289 --> 00:47:04,748 ♪ I long to try ♪ 736 00:47:04,873 --> 00:47:08,289 ♪ Something I've never had ♪ 737 00:47:08,414 --> 00:47:11,664 ♪ Never had no kissin' ♪ 738 00:47:11,748 --> 00:47:15,331 ♪ Oh, what I've been missin' ♪ 739 00:47:18,498 --> 00:47:21,998 Get off! 740 00:47:22,123 --> 00:47:26,081 Do another one. Go on. Do some more. 741 00:47:26,206 --> 00:47:30,164 More? Do you really want more? 742 00:47:30,289 --> 00:47:32,664 Oh, aren't you tired? 743 00:47:32,789 --> 00:47:34,706 Well, we've got, we've only got one more. 744 00:47:34,831 --> 00:47:37,039 We-We'll do, we'll do, we'll do "Chicago." 745 00:47:39,039 --> 00:47:42,081 ♪ Chicago, Chicago ♪ 746 00:47:42,206 --> 00:47:44,914 ♪ That toddlin' town A toddlin' town ♪ 747 00:47:45,039 --> 00:47:47,373 ♪ Chicago, Chicago ♪ 748 00:47:47,498 --> 00:47:49,373 ♪ I'll show you around ♪ 749 00:47:49,498 --> 00:47:53,581 ♪ I love it, bet your bottom dollar you'll lose the blues ♪ 750 00:47:53,706 --> 00:47:55,623 ♪ In Chicago, Chicago ♪♪ 751 00:47:59,539 --> 00:48:01,623 What have you stopped for? Don't stop now. 752 00:48:01,706 --> 00:48:07,539 Do anything. Anything. And, Jesus, look happy! 753 00:48:07,664 --> 00:48:11,331 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 754 00:48:12,831 --> 00:48:15,706 ♪ To you ♪ 755 00:48:15,831 --> 00:48:18,164 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 756 00:48:19,248 --> 00:48:21,498 ♪ To you ♪ 757 00:48:21,623 --> 00:48:25,164 This is crazy, Ray. The punters can't see. 758 00:48:25,289 --> 00:48:28,498 ♪ Happy birthday Mr. President ♪ 759 00:48:28,623 --> 00:48:31,248 All right, then. Get 'em back up. 760 00:48:31,373 --> 00:48:33,831 - Get the lights back up. - ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 761 00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:36,331 ♪ To... ♪♪ 762 00:48:47,706 --> 00:48:51,664 Thought things couldn't go downhill with you, Ray. What am I gonna tell 'em? 763 00:48:53,373 --> 00:48:56,289 Tell 'em... she'll be back. 764 00:48:58,956 --> 00:49:02,331 Embarrassin'. One hundred bloody chunk embarrassin', that. 765 00:49:02,414 --> 00:49:05,498 I'm shown up, which was more than she was, stood there in bloody dark. 766 00:49:05,623 --> 00:49:06,498 He wasn't there. 767 00:49:06,523 --> 00:49:09,147 And what was she singing? What the hell was that? 768 00:49:09,248 --> 00:49:12,164 She could've made an effort and done some Spice Girls or something, for Christ's sake! 769 00:49:12,289 --> 00:49:14,289 I told you you was wasting your time on the little slit! 770 00:49:14,414 --> 00:49:17,831 She did the whole thing to spite Mother. I know her. 771 00:49:17,956 --> 00:49:20,164 Oh... go on. Drop her off. 772 00:49:20,331 --> 00:49:22,706 Dump her home. Let's go eat. 773 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,373 Now then. 774 00:49:29,498 --> 00:49:31,414 - Oh, Jesus. - Guess what. 775 00:49:31,539 --> 00:49:33,664 - I've just seen your bird. - Where? 776 00:49:33,789 --> 00:49:35,664 On stage, down at Boo's. 777 00:49:35,789 --> 00:49:38,831 What? 778 00:49:38,956 --> 00:49:40,831 Oh, no. Not Duane. 779 00:49:40,956 --> 00:49:42,873 I meant the other one. 780 00:49:42,998 --> 00:49:45,331 That lass. 781 00:49:56,498 --> 00:49:58,748 - Hello? - LV? 782 00:49:58,873 --> 00:50:00,956 - Hello. - Eh, listen. 783 00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:03,498 I, I heard about what you did tonight. 784 00:50:03,623 --> 00:50:07,081 - At Boo's club. - They made me. 785 00:50:07,206 --> 00:50:09,039 - Who made you? - Him and her. 786 00:50:09,164 --> 00:50:11,081 They go on till you do. 787 00:50:11,206 --> 00:50:13,498 They trying to make you do it again? 788 00:50:13,623 --> 00:50:16,914 Don't think she liked it. Won't be doin' it no more. 789 00:50:18,789 --> 00:50:22,039 Oh, but, Ray, it were crap awful, weren't it? 790 00:50:22,164 --> 00:50:25,289 Well, er, she's not what you'd call a performer. 791 00:50:25,414 --> 00:50:27,873 I-I'll grant you that, no. But I can take care of that. 792 00:50:28,039 --> 00:50:31,789 She just needs a, a big band or something to boost her confidence... 793 00:50:31,873 --> 00:50:34,164 er, a big, flashy set. 794 00:50:34,248 --> 00:50:37,164 Bright lights, a bit of glitz, snazzy frocks. All that. 795 00:50:38,373 --> 00:50:40,664 I love it when you talk swanky. 796 00:50:40,748 --> 00:50:42,414 Has, has Duane come home? 797 00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:45,623 No. No, no. Not yet. 798 00:50:45,706 --> 00:50:48,664 Happens sometimes, once they're out. 799 00:50:48,748 --> 00:50:51,289 Flyin' free. 800 00:50:51,373 --> 00:50:53,289 They like it. 801 00:50:54,581 --> 00:50:56,873 You should try it sometime, LV. 802 00:50:59,206 --> 00:51:02,539 Oh, I've got to go. 803 00:51:02,664 --> 00:51:05,373 - I've, I've got to go. Bye. - LV? 804 00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:12,873 What was she like? 805 00:51:15,331 --> 00:51:20,081 Well, if it's a roller-coaster of unbridled excitement you're after, 806 00:51:21,373 --> 00:51:23,789 I reckon you're better off up here. 807 00:51:31,373 --> 00:51:33,289 You're all right, love? 808 00:51:33,373 --> 00:51:35,289 It's only me. 809 00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:43,956 Been workin' on the act... planning and that. 810 00:51:44,081 --> 00:51:47,248 Got Boo to let us have another go. I've worked it all out. 811 00:51:47,373 --> 00:51:51,956 You'll love it... everything tailored to your personality. 812 00:51:52,039 --> 00:51:55,831 All you've got to do is step on from the side. 813 00:51:55,914 --> 00:51:59,331 What's up? Hey, angel. 814 00:51:59,414 --> 00:52:03,373 You're not gonna let a little hiccup like tonight put you off, are you? 815 00:52:03,539 --> 00:52:05,664 That happens to the best of 'em, you know. 816 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:09,748 If you could ask her or her or her, 817 00:52:09,873 --> 00:52:11,789 they'd all tell you the same thing. 818 00:52:11,873 --> 00:52:14,581 They've all had nights like that, you know. Isn't that right, Judy? 819 00:52:14,706 --> 00:52:17,581 "It sure is, Mr. Say." And what about you, Marilyn? 820 00:52:17,706 --> 00:52:20,831 - "Too, too true, boo boo be doo." - Don't! 821 00:52:20,956 --> 00:52:23,039 Seriously, LV. It'll never happen again. 822 00:52:23,164 --> 00:52:26,123 Not with this. It's foolproof. 823 00:52:26,206 --> 00:52:28,498 Believe me. Let's do it, eh? 824 00:52:33,164 --> 00:52:35,039 You won't even look at it? 825 00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:39,914 Well, never mind then, eh? 826 00:52:40,039 --> 00:52:42,498 Never mind. That's it, then, eh? 827 00:52:42,664 --> 00:52:45,581 No problem. Pas de problemo. 828 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,664 Got it nice here, haven't you? 829 00:52:51,039 --> 00:52:53,914 Clean and tidy. That's nice. 830 00:52:54,039 --> 00:52:57,914 All your records all around ya. 831 00:52:58,039 --> 00:53:01,206 Your dad must have spent years buildin' up a collection like this. 832 00:53:01,331 --> 00:53:03,914 - He did. - Yeah. 833 00:53:04,039 --> 00:53:06,831 I'm not one for collecting things meself. 834 00:53:06,956 --> 00:53:09,581 Only debts. 835 00:53:12,498 --> 00:53:14,664 I had an auntie once who was, though. 836 00:53:17,206 --> 00:53:19,581 You'll never guess what she collected. 837 00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:23,623 Go on. 838 00:53:25,831 --> 00:53:27,706 Bluebirds. 839 00:53:27,831 --> 00:53:30,831 Honest. Wild bluebirds. 840 00:53:30,956 --> 00:53:32,956 Flyin' all over her house. 841 00:53:33,039 --> 00:53:35,539 Marvelous with 'em she was and all. 842 00:53:35,664 --> 00:53:37,998 Even taught one of them to talk once. 843 00:53:38,123 --> 00:53:41,706 Timid little thing, it was. No bigger... than your thumb. 844 00:53:41,831 --> 00:53:44,539 Too scared even to leave his cage. 845 00:53:44,706 --> 00:53:48,164 But what she did was so simple. 846 00:53:48,331 --> 00:53:52,414 All she did was keep it shaded and safe... 847 00:53:52,539 --> 00:53:55,706 at all times, 848 00:53:55,831 --> 00:53:59,331 and then sing to it and stroke it... 849 00:53:59,456 --> 00:54:02,998 very, very soft every day. 850 00:54:03,123 --> 00:54:08,206 And after a while, it gave her his heart. 851 00:54:08,331 --> 00:54:12,206 Later, when it grew strong, 852 00:54:12,331 --> 00:54:14,206 she set it free. 853 00:54:15,623 --> 00:54:18,123 But before it flew to its freedom, 854 00:54:19,373 --> 00:54:22,706 it stopped... on the window ledge. 855 00:54:22,831 --> 00:54:26,664 Then it turned to her... 856 00:54:26,789 --> 00:54:29,706 and, to her great surprise, 857 00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:31,623 sang. 858 00:54:32,873 --> 00:54:36,373 ♪ There'll be bluebirds over ♪ 859 00:54:36,498 --> 00:54:38,831 ♪ The white cliffs of Dover ♪ 860 00:54:38,956 --> 00:54:41,873 See? There she goes. 861 00:54:43,206 --> 00:54:45,748 True story, that. 862 00:54:49,706 --> 00:54:51,581 Which are your dad's favorites? 863 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:53,581 Them three there. 864 00:54:53,706 --> 00:54:56,581 Oh, good. You know what we'll... 865 00:54:56,706 --> 00:55:00,331 - Oh, no. No. - What? 866 00:55:00,456 --> 00:55:04,414 No. Well, I, I, I was just thinking we, we could have included them, uh, in the, er, 867 00:55:04,539 --> 00:55:06,414 you know... the act. 868 00:55:07,664 --> 00:55:09,873 But we're not doin' it now. 869 00:55:11,331 --> 00:55:13,873 I bet your dad would have liked that, eh? 870 00:55:13,998 --> 00:55:16,706 A tribute to his life's loves. 871 00:55:16,831 --> 00:55:18,706 One love, his songs, 872 00:55:18,831 --> 00:55:21,498 sung by his only other love... 873 00:55:21,623 --> 00:55:23,498 his daughter. 874 00:55:23,664 --> 00:55:26,914 Huh? That would have really been something, eh? 875 00:55:28,831 --> 00:55:30,706 Yeah. A shame. 876 00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:34,748 'Cause the man and his music... 877 00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:37,081 they don't get much respect, do they? 878 00:55:38,373 --> 00:55:40,289 You know what I mean. 879 00:55:45,498 --> 00:55:48,956 - Ray. - Hmm? 880 00:55:52,164 --> 00:55:54,373 Nothin'. 881 00:55:54,498 --> 00:55:56,789 Whoops. There she goes again... 882 00:55:56,914 --> 00:56:00,248 the bluebird under the moon and over the stars. 883 00:56:05,956 --> 00:56:07,831 I'll do it. 884 00:56:07,956 --> 00:56:10,664 Do what? 885 00:56:10,789 --> 00:56:13,581 Oh, that. Oh, okay. 886 00:56:13,706 --> 00:56:17,164 - Just once. - Yeah. 887 00:56:17,289 --> 00:56:19,331 Whatever, whatever. 888 00:56:21,164 --> 00:56:23,081 I'm pleased. 889 00:56:25,039 --> 00:56:27,206 I'll just pop down and get me cigarillos. 890 00:56:29,706 --> 00:56:31,873 Won't be a tic. 891 00:56:41,706 --> 00:56:44,706 ♪ Goldfinger ♪ 892 00:56:44,831 --> 00:56:47,498 The overall effect I want, Frank, is like Las Vegas. 893 00:56:47,581 --> 00:56:49,655 Plush up the bandstand, big musical notes... 894 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,647 ♪ He's the man ♪ 895 00:56:50,706 --> 00:56:54,289 ♪ The man with the Midas touch ♪ 896 00:56:54,373 --> 00:56:58,748 - Up here on the stage... - ♪ A spider's touch ♪ 897 00:57:00,873 --> 00:57:04,581 ♪ Such a cold finger ♪ 898 00:57:07,873 --> 00:57:13,164 ♪ Beckons you to enter his web of sin ♪ 899 00:57:15,206 --> 00:57:17,498 ♪ But don't go in ♪ 900 00:57:20,623 --> 00:57:25,164 ♪ Golden words he will pour in your ear ♪ 901 00:57:25,289 --> 00:57:29,581 ♪ But his lies can't disguise what you fear ♪ 902 00:57:29,706 --> 00:57:32,289 - Hold on. Thank you, lo... - ♪ For a golden girl ♪ 903 00:57:32,373 --> 00:57:34,914 ♪ Knows when he's kissed her ♪ 904 00:57:35,039 --> 00:57:38,123 - ♪ It's the kiss of death ♪ - Come on! 905 00:57:38,248 --> 00:57:42,164 ♪ From Mr. Goldfinger ♪ 906 00:57:45,414 --> 00:57:47,331 ♪ Pretty girl ♪ 907 00:57:47,414 --> 00:57:50,789 ♪ Beware of this heart of gold ♪ 908 00:57:52,748 --> 00:57:55,623 ♪ This heart is cold ♪ 909 00:57:55,706 --> 00:57:58,248 Bloody hell. All right, all right. 910 00:57:58,331 --> 00:58:01,373 ♪ Golden words he will pour in your ear ♪ 911 00:58:01,498 --> 00:58:05,831 ♪ But his lies can't disguise what you fear ♪ 912 00:58:05,914 --> 00:58:08,674 This has come to a lot more than I thought, Frank. 913 00:58:08,699 --> 00:58:10,105 ♪ For a golden girl ♪ 914 00:58:10,206 --> 00:58:12,873 ♪ Knows when he's kissed her ♪ 915 00:58:13,039 --> 00:58:15,289 - ♪ It's the kiss of death ♪ - There you go. - Thanks. 916 00:58:15,373 --> 00:58:17,414 - Right, Phil. - Yes, Mr. Hoskins. 917 00:58:17,539 --> 00:58:19,831 ♪ From Mr. Goldfinger ♪ 918 00:58:22,164 --> 00:58:24,914 ♪ Pretty girl ♪ 919 00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:29,123 ♪ Beware of this heart of gold ♪ 920 00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:34,289 ♪ This heart is cold ♪ 921 00:58:34,373 --> 00:58:39,081 ♪ He loves only gold ♪ 922 00:58:39,164 --> 00:58:43,331 - ♪ Only gold ♪ - 923 00:58:43,498 --> 00:58:49,456 ♪ He loves gold ♪♪ 924 00:58:54,998 --> 00:58:58,664 Well, a man with a plan or what, eh? My Ray. 925 00:58:58,748 --> 00:59:03,248 Worked it all out, he has. Gonna take us all to Tarby-land. 926 00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:08,248 I had me doubts about her doin' again at first, but, well, he won me over. 927 00:59:08,331 --> 00:59:12,873 Try as I do, I cannot say no to that man. 928 00:59:12,998 --> 00:59:17,873 What a tongue he has on him, eh, Sadie? Half raspberry, half razor. 929 00:59:18,039 --> 00:59:21,581 Oh, I don't know, Sadie. Maybe this once... 930 00:59:21,706 --> 00:59:24,956 that fucker fate's smilin' down on us, eh? 931 00:59:25,039 --> 00:59:29,498 Ohh. Liquor, lacquer. Liquor, lacquer. 932 00:59:29,581 --> 00:59:31,623 Ow! Bloody hell! 933 00:59:31,706 --> 00:59:34,664 Oh, my God! I've blinded me god. 934 00:59:34,789 --> 00:59:37,456 No, I'm all right. I'm all right. All right. 935 00:59:37,539 --> 00:59:40,748 Here you are. I've got you something. 936 00:59:40,873 --> 00:59:44,664 - Ow. - Oh, Raymondo! 937 00:59:45,956 --> 00:59:50,831 Lookie here, little sparkle-neck me. 938 00:59:50,998 --> 00:59:53,956 See, Sadie? It's a love token. 939 00:59:54,039 --> 00:59:56,123 That's right, isn't it, Ray? 940 00:59:56,248 --> 01:00:00,331 Someways I wish I could lash it 'round me finger. 941 01:00:00,456 --> 01:00:04,456 You look stunning, Sadie. We gonna have a dance down there later, eh? 942 01:00:07,039 --> 01:00:11,164 Go upstairs now, Sadie. See if star turn's ready. 943 01:00:11,248 --> 01:00:15,998 I can't wait, Mari, can you? I'm buzzing. Fit to burst. Big crowd, proper job. 944 01:00:16,123 --> 01:00:19,623 - I've even got a talent scout coming down. - Oh, give us your lips, you, 945 01:00:19,706 --> 01:00:22,206 and double me palpitations. 946 01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:30,498 - Fuck me. - Not now, Ray, we got a show to do. Ha ha! 947 01:00:38,581 --> 01:00:41,498 Right. Are we set, then, or what? 948 01:00:41,623 --> 01:00:43,998 Let me open that front door... 949 01:00:44,123 --> 01:00:47,998 the door that leads to success. 950 01:00:48,081 --> 01:00:51,581 Welcome, welcome, welcome. Yea, thrice welcome to Mr. Boo's. 951 01:00:51,706 --> 01:00:53,831 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 952 01:00:53,956 --> 01:00:55,831 - Boo. - Boo who? 953 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,998 Don't be so fucking pathetic. 954 01:00:58,164 --> 01:01:00,623 How are you all doing? All right? 955 01:01:00,706 --> 01:01:03,664 Come on! You can do better than that. How are you all doing? All right? 956 01:01:03,831 --> 01:01:06,956 That's more like it. 957 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:10,123 Because we've pulled out all the stops for your Friday night frolickings! 958 01:01:10,248 --> 01:01:13,664 We haven't had a band in here this big since VE Day. 959 01:01:13,748 --> 01:01:16,956 In fact, now that I look at 'em, it's the same band. 960 01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:20,498 It's all right. They know me. We're in for a grand night tonight! 961 01:01:20,623 --> 01:01:25,039 So smack one hand against t'other, if you will, for the turn of turns return! 962 01:01:25,164 --> 01:01:29,623 The voice of a thousand stars. The girl with the greats queuing up in her gullet! 963 01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:33,998 A-the one, a-the only Little Voice, ladies and gentlemen! 964 01:01:34,123 --> 01:01:36,373 Li-i-i-i... 965 01:01:36,498 --> 01:01:38,373 ttl-l-l-le... 966 01:01:38,498 --> 01:01:41,331 Voi-oi-oi-oice! 967 01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:33,331 ♪ The minute you walked in the joint ♪ 968 01:02:33,414 --> 01:02:36,873 ♪ I could see you were a man of distinction ♪ 969 01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:39,539 ♪ A real big spender ♪ 970 01:02:39,706 --> 01:02:42,789 ♪ Good looking So refined ♪ 971 01:02:42,956 --> 01:02:45,831 ♪ Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind ♪ 972 01:02:45,956 --> 01:02:48,998 ♪ So let me get right to the point ♪ 973 01:02:49,123 --> 01:02:53,164 ♪ I don't pop my cork for every man I see ♪ 974 01:02:54,914 --> 01:02:58,123 ♪ Hey, big spender ♪ 975 01:02:58,206 --> 01:03:00,581 ♪ Hey, big spender ♪ 976 01:03:02,456 --> 01:03:05,664 ♪ Hey, big spender ♪ 977 01:03:05,789 --> 01:03:08,623 ♪ Spend ♪ 978 01:03:08,706 --> 01:03:11,331 ♪ A little time with ♪ 979 01:03:11,498 --> 01:03:15,831 ♪ Me ♪♪ 980 01:03:15,914 --> 01:03:17,706 Yes! 981 01:03:37,748 --> 01:03:40,331 - ♪ I want to be loved by you ♪ - 982 01:03:40,456 --> 01:03:44,998 ♪ Just you and nobody else but you ♪ 983 01:03:45,164 --> 01:03:49,581 ♪ I want to be loved by you alone ♪ 984 01:03:49,664 --> 01:03:51,581 ♪ Boo boo be doo ♪ 985 01:03:51,664 --> 01:03:55,164 ♪ I want to be kissed by you ♪ 986 01:03:55,289 --> 01:03:59,748 ♪ Just you and nobody else but you ♪ 987 01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:04,289 ♪ I want to be kissed by you alone ♪ 988 01:04:05,373 --> 01:04:08,914 ♪ I couldn't aspire ♪ 989 01:04:09,039 --> 01:04:12,664 ♪ To anything higher ♪ 990 01:04:12,789 --> 01:04:15,789 ♪ Than to fill the desire ♪ 991 01:04:15,873 --> 01:04:17,873 ♪ To make you my own ♪ 992 01:04:17,998 --> 01:04:20,456 ♪ Pa dum, pa dum Pa doo be dum ♪ 993 01:04:20,623 --> 01:04:22,498 ♪ Poo ♪♪ 994 01:04:22,623 --> 01:04:26,498 ♪ Men cluster to me ♪ 995 01:04:26,623 --> 01:04:31,123 ♪ Like moths around a flame ♪ 996 01:04:31,206 --> 01:04:34,664 ♪ And if their wings burn ♪ 997 01:04:34,748 --> 01:04:39,498 ♪ I know I'm not to blame ♪ 998 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:44,498 ♪ Falling in love again ♪ 999 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:48,498 ♪ Never wanted to ♪ 1000 01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:53,831 ♪ What am I to do ♪ 1001 01:04:53,956 --> 01:04:56,706 ♪ I can't help it ♪♪ 1002 01:04:56,831 --> 01:05:01,081 ♪ Sing as we go and let the world go by ♪ 1003 01:05:01,164 --> 01:05:05,289 ♪ Singin' a song we'll march along the highway ♪ 1004 01:05:05,373 --> 01:05:08,623 ♪ Say good-bye to sorrow ♪ 1005 01:05:08,706 --> 01:05:12,289 ♪ There's always tomorrow to think of today ♪ 1006 01:05:12,373 --> 01:05:16,956 ♪ Sing as we go although the skies are gray ♪ 1007 01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:20,914 ♪ Beggar or king you've got to sing a gay tune ♪ 1008 01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:24,164 ♪ A song and a smile making life worthwhile ♪ 1009 01:05:24,331 --> 01:05:28,956 ♪ So sing As we go ♪ 1010 01:05:29,081 --> 01:05:34,998 ♪ Along ♪♪ 1011 01:05:45,414 --> 01:05:48,331 ♪ Forget your troubles Come on, get happy ♪ 1012 01:05:48,414 --> 01:05:51,206 ♪ You better chase all your cares away ♪ 1013 01:05:51,331 --> 01:05:53,998 ♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪ 1014 01:05:54,081 --> 01:05:56,623 ♪ Get ready for the judgment day ♪ 1015 01:05:56,789 --> 01:05:59,289 ♪ The sun is shinin' Come on, get happy ♪ 1016 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,414 ♪ The Lord is waiting to take your hand ♪ 1017 01:06:02,539 --> 01:06:05,331 ♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪ 1018 01:06:05,456 --> 01:06:07,956 ♪ We're goin' to the promised land ♪ 1019 01:06:08,039 --> 01:06:11,081 ♪ We're headin' 'cross the river ♪ 1020 01:06:11,164 --> 01:06:13,998 ♪ Wash your sins away in the tide ♪ 1021 01:06:14,123 --> 01:06:16,914 ♪ It's oh, so peaceful ♪ 1022 01:06:17,039 --> 01:06:19,498 ♪ On the other side ♪ 1023 01:06:19,623 --> 01:06:22,248 ♪ Forget your troubles Come on, get happy ♪ 1024 01:06:22,331 --> 01:06:25,248 ♪ You better chase all your cares away ♪ 1025 01:06:25,331 --> 01:06:28,123 ♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪ 1026 01:06:28,206 --> 01:06:30,456 ♪ Get ready for the judgment day ♪ 1027 01:06:30,581 --> 01:06:34,498 ♪ Forget your troubles Come on, get happy ♪ 1028 01:06:34,581 --> 01:06:37,456 ♪ Chase your cares away ♪ 1029 01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:42,123 ♪ Hallelu... get happy Before the judgment day ♪ 1030 01:06:42,206 --> 01:06:45,498 ♪ The sun is shinin' Come on, get happy ♪ 1031 01:06:45,581 --> 01:06:47,664 Who's on the phone? 1032 01:06:47,789 --> 01:06:50,164 - It's Bunny Morris. - Bunny Morris? 1033 01:06:50,248 --> 01:06:51,279 That's right. 1034 01:06:51,304 --> 01:06:54,397 ♪ We're gonna be goin' to the promised land ♪ 1035 01:06:54,498 --> 01:06:56,706 ♪ We're headin' 'cross the river ♪ 1036 01:06:56,831 --> 01:06:59,289 ♪ Wash your sins away in the tide ♪ 1037 01:06:59,373 --> 01:07:02,248 ♪ It's quiet and peaceful ♪ 1038 01:07:02,331 --> 01:07:04,914 ♪ On the other side ♪ 1039 01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:07,831 ♪ Forget your troubles Get happy ♪ 1040 01:07:07,956 --> 01:07:11,289 ♪ Your cares fly away ♪ 1041 01:07:11,373 --> 01:07:13,581 ♪ Shout hallelujah Get happy ♪ 1042 01:07:13,664 --> 01:07:18,081 ♪ Get ready for your judgment day ♪ 1043 01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:21,914 ♪ Come on, get happy Chase your cares away ♪ 1044 01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:24,998 ♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪ 1045 01:07:25,123 --> 01:07:27,748 ♪ Get ready for the judgment day ♪ 1046 01:07:27,831 --> 01:07:30,289 ♪ Sun is shinin' Come on, get happy ♪ 1047 01:07:30,373 --> 01:07:32,956 ♪ Lord is waitin' to take your hand ♪ 1048 01:07:33,039 --> 01:07:36,789 ♪ Hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪ 1049 01:07:36,914 --> 01:07:39,456 ♪ We're goin' to the promised land ♪ 1050 01:07:39,581 --> 01:07:41,789 ♪ Headin' for the river ♪ 1051 01:07:41,914 --> 01:07:44,539 ♪ Throw your sins away in the tide ♪ 1052 01:07:44,664 --> 01:07:47,456 ♪ It's oh, so peaceful ♪ 1053 01:07:47,539 --> 01:07:50,706 ♪ On the other side ♪ 1054 01:07:50,831 --> 01:07:53,664 ♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪ 1055 01:07:53,748 --> 01:07:56,206 ♪ You gotta chase all your cares away ♪ 1056 01:07:56,331 --> 01:07:58,748 ♪ Shout hallelujah Come on, get happy ♪ 1057 01:07:58,831 --> 01:08:01,956 ♪ Get ready ♪ 1058 01:08:02,039 --> 01:08:04,748 ♪ Get ready ♪ 1059 01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:07,581 ♪ Get ready ♪ 1060 01:08:07,664 --> 01:08:12,748 ♪ For the judgment day ♪♪ 1061 01:08:22,789 --> 01:08:24,831 That's my fuckin' daughter! 1062 01:08:49,873 --> 01:08:52,664 Well, a star is bloody born or what, eh? 1063 01:08:52,789 --> 01:08:56,248 Guess who I just spoke to... only Bunny Morris. 1064 01:08:56,331 --> 01:08:59,206 - Never! - Who's Bunny Morris? 1065 01:08:59,331 --> 01:09:01,581 The fixer. Bunny "Mr. Starmaker" Morris. 1066 01:09:01,664 --> 01:09:04,248 Any new star you name, love, he got 'em started. 1067 01:09:04,331 --> 01:09:07,039 He puts 'em in all the big clubs and all the TV shows. 1068 01:09:07,164 --> 01:09:12,164 If he rates 'em, that's it. Nobody says no to Bunny Morris, and neither did I. 1069 01:09:12,289 --> 01:09:14,289 He's only comin' here tomorrow night to see her. 1070 01:09:14,314 --> 01:09:14,980 No! 1071 01:09:15,039 --> 01:09:18,706 Yeah, he is. He's comin' here, honest. I gotta pick him up at the Grand at 7:00. 1072 01:09:18,831 --> 01:09:21,019 Tomorrow? We're on tomorrow night and all? 1073 01:09:21,044 --> 01:09:21,772 Yeah. 1074 01:09:21,831 --> 01:09:24,248 Aye, aye. I've had to cancel Silverados and Gringo Hodges. 1075 01:09:24,331 --> 01:09:26,092 Had to. They were going mad in here tonight. 1076 01:09:26,117 --> 01:09:26,938 "Once," we said. 1077 01:09:26,998 --> 01:09:29,039 When Bunny sees her, he'll do the same. 1078 01:09:29,164 --> 01:09:33,248 We'll never be off the telly. MFI Friday, Letterman... he'll fix 'em all. 1079 01:09:33,331 --> 01:09:36,373 "Just once," we said. 1080 01:09:36,498 --> 01:09:38,914 Today this crap-house, tomorrow the bloody world. 1081 01:09:38,998 --> 01:09:42,873 Route bloody One... London, Leeds, Las Vegas. 1082 01:09:42,998 --> 01:09:46,831 - Yee-haa! - Just remember where you got your start... 1083 01:09:46,914 --> 01:09:49,164 my crap-house, and you know what they say, 1084 01:09:49,248 --> 01:09:52,408 "Shouldn't shit on folk on way up, 'cause you're bound to meet 'em on way down." 1085 01:09:52,498 --> 01:09:57,081 Yeah, but we're not comin' down, Boo. Up to the sky we're goin'. Up to the bloody sky. 1086 01:09:57,206 --> 01:10:01,123 Here's to the rise of rise of Little Voice. 1087 01:10:06,956 --> 01:10:10,956 God! The little bird's bleated and died with all the shock. 1088 01:10:11,039 --> 01:10:14,914 It's all right, Mari. She's just tired. Bright lights and all that. 1089 01:10:14,998 --> 01:10:18,998 Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the Earth. But when, eh? When? 1090 01:10:19,123 --> 01:10:22,914 - Don't push her too hard. - She needs pushing. That's the point. 1091 01:10:23,039 --> 01:10:25,581 I've seen a lot of big talent wasted in my time. 1092 01:10:25,706 --> 01:10:28,123 Don't come the fucking impresario with me. 1093 01:10:28,206 --> 01:10:31,664 You run a club that no one in their right mind wants to go to. 1094 01:10:31,748 --> 01:10:34,456 You tell jokes that no one in their right mind wants to laugh at. 1095 01:10:34,539 --> 01:10:35,737 You're a nothing, Boo. 1096 01:10:35,762 --> 01:10:39,355 It's me with the contacts now, me with the friends in the high places. 1097 01:10:39,456 --> 01:10:42,789 Remember that. It's Ray who's the big shot. 1098 01:10:44,539 --> 01:10:48,498 - Do you not want a ride home? - Yeah. 1099 01:10:48,581 --> 01:10:51,789 I may not have friends in high places, Ray, 1100 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:55,456 but I've got 'em in the fuckin' used car business. 1101 01:11:09,914 --> 01:11:11,831 LV! 1102 01:11:12,914 --> 01:11:15,456 I know you're there, LV. 1103 01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:20,331 You did it again, didn't you? And again, tonight, it says. 1104 01:11:20,414 --> 01:11:22,581 LV! 1105 01:11:22,664 --> 01:11:24,914 LV, I'm worried. Are you all right? 1106 01:11:26,873 --> 01:11:30,206 Look, just don't let them do it to ya. 1107 01:11:30,331 --> 01:11:34,081 LV, I know you're there. I just want... 1108 01:11:36,081 --> 01:11:38,123 Duane? 1109 01:11:38,289 --> 01:11:41,123 Hey, fuck off, Romeo! 1110 01:11:41,206 --> 01:11:46,664 You want to see her? Then sod off down club and pay like everyone else. 1111 01:11:50,831 --> 01:11:53,581 Do without that sort of crap just before show, eh? 1112 01:11:53,664 --> 01:11:56,664 When you need to be concentrating your mind. 1113 01:11:56,748 --> 01:11:58,998 Come on, love. Enough of this. 1114 01:11:59,123 --> 01:12:02,706 You've not opened your beak all day to eat or to squeak. 1115 01:12:02,831 --> 01:12:05,789 And even you squeak from time to time, don't ya? 1116 01:12:07,831 --> 01:12:11,623 Come on, love. Squeak to me, eh? 1117 01:12:30,539 --> 01:12:32,581 Duane. 1118 01:12:35,664 --> 01:12:38,498 Steady, steady. Steady. 1119 01:12:45,664 --> 01:12:48,789 A long time since I've been dragged down the Northern clubs, Say. 1120 01:12:48,873 --> 01:12:53,289 - Better be good. - Oh, yeah. Great, eh? 1121 01:12:53,373 --> 01:12:55,164 Come in. 1122 01:12:57,873 --> 01:13:01,414 Now, then, I'd thought you'd be showin' up here sooner or later. You goin' in? 1123 01:13:01,498 --> 01:13:04,706 Eh, don't know. Hello. You must be George's wife. 1124 01:13:04,831 --> 01:13:08,123 Wife? You bastard! 1125 01:13:10,248 --> 01:13:12,539 Sorry, George. Sorry. 1126 01:13:12,664 --> 01:13:17,206 For one not known for his over-usage of words, you don't half pick 'em, do ya? 1127 01:13:18,998 --> 01:13:22,414 - Spare ticket now if you want one. - Sorry. 1128 01:13:24,164 --> 01:13:26,414 No, she's not moved, Sadie, love. 1129 01:13:26,498 --> 01:13:29,414 But she's going to have to in a minute, otherwise she'll be going on like she is. 1130 01:13:29,498 --> 01:13:33,289 I bet that Judy Garland never went on stage in her bloody pajamas, 1131 01:13:33,373 --> 01:13:35,914 so I don't know why she wants to. 1132 01:13:35,998 --> 01:13:41,748 Oh, Come on, LV, love, whatever it is that's buggin' ya, just let it stop, eh? 1133 01:13:41,831 --> 01:13:46,748 Just for a few hours, 'cause, look, we're cutting things a bit fine now. 1134 01:13:46,831 --> 01:13:51,956 Ray'll be here in a minute and your mum's getting just a little bit fucking irate, all right? 1135 01:13:52,039 --> 01:13:57,748 Ladies and gentlemen, will you welcome, please, on this night of all nights... 1136 01:13:57,831 --> 01:14:00,914 the compare of all compares; 1137 01:14:00,998 --> 01:14:03,706 the world's finest emcee; 1138 01:14:03,831 --> 01:14:07,706 the funniest man ever to have been on television; 1139 01:14:07,831 --> 01:14:11,539 the man the Northern Echo called "quite amusing"; 1140 01:14:11,664 --> 01:14:14,623 the chuckle bag himself: 1141 01:14:14,706 --> 01:14:18,039 Your very ow-w-w-wn... 1142 01:14:18,164 --> 01:14:21,081 Mi-i-i-ister Boo! 1143 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:30,498 Welcome to Mr. Boo's. I'm Mr. Boo. 1144 01:14:30,581 --> 01:14:33,498 Don't shout my name too loud. I'll think you don't like me. 1145 01:14:33,581 --> 01:14:37,789 How y'all doin'? All right? 1146 01:14:37,873 --> 01:14:41,623 Come on. You can do better than that. How y'all doin'? All right? 1147 01:14:41,706 --> 01:14:45,873 That's more like it. Have we got some entertainment tonight. 1148 01:14:45,998 --> 01:14:46,821 I don't know. 1149 01:14:46,846 --> 01:14:49,313 Have we got some entertainment for 'em tonight? Of course we have. 1150 01:14:49,373 --> 01:14:52,081 And we all know what that entertainment is, don't we? 1151 01:14:52,206 --> 01:14:55,289 Tonight, for the second consecutive night in a row, 1152 01:14:55,456 --> 01:14:58,498 sees the return of young Little Voice. 1153 01:14:58,623 --> 01:15:01,914 Thank you. 1154 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:03,914 Thank you. Thank you. 1155 01:15:05,956 --> 01:15:08,539 But that's all in the future. That's to look forward to. 1156 01:15:08,664 --> 01:15:12,539 Ray's going to kill me. He's going to throttle me. 1157 01:15:12,664 --> 01:15:14,899 Then what'd you be like, eh, with me murdered? 1158 01:15:14,924 --> 01:15:16,730 Oh, be up and about, then, I suppose. 1159 01:15:16,831 --> 01:15:21,039 Happy as a lark. Oh, there be no bloody croonin' for your dead mum. 1160 01:15:21,164 --> 01:15:23,539 Oh, no. Oh, no. 1161 01:15:23,664 --> 01:15:27,873 Oh, no! He's here! He's here! Jesus! Jesus! 1162 01:15:27,998 --> 01:15:32,248 Oh, come on! LV, love, please. 1163 01:15:32,331 --> 01:15:34,706 Eh, do it for your mum, eh? 1164 01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:37,623 Oh, do somethin' for me, for Christ's sake, 1165 01:15:37,706 --> 01:15:41,123 instead of that lousy, dopey drip of a dead dad! 1166 01:15:41,206 --> 01:15:43,123 Fuck! 1167 01:15:50,998 --> 01:15:53,581 Darling. 1168 01:15:53,664 --> 01:15:56,664 All right, Mari? Okay? 1169 01:15:56,748 --> 01:15:59,039 Bloody hell. This is it, eh? 1170 01:15:59,164 --> 01:16:01,206 Where's she then? 1171 01:16:01,331 --> 01:16:04,706 LV, management is here. 1172 01:16:04,831 --> 01:16:07,789 Ray, love, there's, um... 1173 01:16:07,873 --> 01:16:09,789 a bit of a... 1174 01:16:09,873 --> 01:16:12,289 It's LV. She's dead tired. She's really... 1175 01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:16,039 Aren't we all, love. She'll be all right once she gets on there. 1176 01:16:16,164 --> 01:16:19,289 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our first act... 1177 01:16:19,373 --> 01:16:24,081 five lads from Grimsby who have a history of touching assholes. 1178 01:16:24,164 --> 01:16:29,039 I said "our souls," madam. The biggest thing in rock, 1179 01:16:29,164 --> 01:16:31,206 Take Fat! 1180 01:16:31,331 --> 01:16:35,123 ♪ We'll be singing when we're winning ♪ 1181 01:16:35,206 --> 01:16:37,123 ♪ We'll be singing ♪ 1182 01:16:38,706 --> 01:16:40,664 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 1183 01:16:40,748 --> 01:16:42,914 ♪ 'Cause you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1184 01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:45,414 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 1185 01:16:45,498 --> 01:16:47,706 ♪ 'Cause you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1186 01:16:47,831 --> 01:16:50,081 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪♪ 1187 01:16:50,164 --> 01:16:53,081 - Could she not have this night off? - This night off? 1188 01:16:53,164 --> 01:16:57,081 What are you on about? Bunny Morris is there. He's there now, waiting. 1189 01:16:57,164 --> 01:17:00,998 This night off? This night? This is the night, love! 1190 01:17:01,123 --> 01:17:04,831 Fuck! Fuckin' house! 1191 01:17:04,998 --> 01:17:07,164 - But, Ray... - Ray, Ray, Ray, what? 1192 01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:11,206 Did you get her dress from the dry cleaners okay? Yeah? 1193 01:17:13,706 --> 01:17:16,623 Sadie, love, you pick up the dress? 1194 01:17:16,706 --> 01:17:20,706 - Oh, no. You forgot it. - I've been so busied with her, Ray. 1195 01:17:20,831 --> 01:17:24,081 - Jesus Christ. - Hey! Watch me furniture, you! 1196 01:17:24,164 --> 01:17:27,081 - Furniture? - Now, then, a novelty act... 1197 01:17:27,164 --> 01:17:29,581 noveler than any I know. 1198 01:17:29,664 --> 01:17:32,998 So please give a big Mr. Boo welcome... 1199 01:17:33,123 --> 01:17:37,873 to Brenda Bailey and her farmyard frolics. 1200 01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:47,289 Two things... that's all you had to do... get the dress and have her ready. 1201 01:17:47,373 --> 01:17:50,123 Oh, I know. I'm sorry, darling. 1202 01:17:50,206 --> 01:17:53,049 But don't be crossy with your darling puss-puss. 1203 01:17:53,074 --> 01:17:54,813 Never mind all that crap. 1204 01:17:54,873 --> 01:17:56,998 Good boy. Jump! 1205 01:17:59,123 --> 01:18:01,873 Where's LV? Have you seen Ray Say or LV? 1206 01:18:01,998 --> 01:18:02,925 No. 1207 01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:05,730 Christ. Trigger, you better string it out a bit. 1208 01:18:05,831 --> 01:18:08,539 - Do an extra five minutes. - I'll do it blindfolded. 1209 01:18:08,664 --> 01:18:11,414 - Yeah. - Oh, no. 1210 01:18:11,539 --> 01:18:13,914 Sadie, give that a once-over with iron, eh? 1211 01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:14,730 Okay. 1212 01:18:14,831 --> 01:18:17,623 What? She's not even dressed? We can't have this, Mari. 1213 01:18:17,706 --> 01:18:21,039 I'm gonna have to get someone else to look after her. 1214 01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:23,539 Ray, no. What are you sayin'? 1215 01:18:34,831 --> 01:18:38,539 Eh, you're too quiet to be me friend, you. Fuck off! 1216 01:18:43,498 --> 01:18:48,706 Eh, I'm doin' it now, Ray, love. Yes, I am. 1217 01:18:48,831 --> 01:18:53,248 So a big welcome, please, to Wild Trigger Smith... 1218 01:18:53,331 --> 01:18:55,414 and the lovely Elaine! 1219 01:18:55,498 --> 01:18:59,456 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 1220 01:18:59,581 --> 01:19:06,164 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' Rawhide ♪ 1221 01:19:06,289 --> 01:19:08,539 - Leave it! Aah! - - Oh! 1222 01:19:08,664 --> 01:19:10,539 - Fuckin' house! - Ray! 1223 01:19:10,664 --> 01:19:13,081 - Aah! What? What? - Kiss me, Ray. 1224 01:19:13,164 --> 01:19:15,664 - Oh, give over. We haven't got the time. - Eh, lover... 1225 01:19:15,789 --> 01:19:20,039 Stop clinging, will ya? You're all over me all the time, like the bloody pox. 1226 01:19:20,164 --> 01:19:25,248 Don't spoil it, Raymondo. We go so well together. 1227 01:19:25,331 --> 01:19:30,706 We go nowhere. For a start, you're past it. You're body's gone. 1228 01:19:30,831 --> 01:19:34,914 When your clothes go, I can't keep track of it. It's all over the place. 1229 01:19:34,998 --> 01:19:40,123 There's no way that you're coming with me and her to better things. No way, love. 1230 01:19:40,206 --> 01:19:42,789 LV! You got ten fucking seconds! 1231 01:19:42,873 --> 01:19:46,706 I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop. 1232 01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:56,414 All you're doin' is gettin' in the way. 1233 01:19:58,331 --> 01:20:01,706 You were in the way the first night I heard her, 1234 01:20:01,831 --> 01:20:04,081 and you're still in the way now. 1235 01:20:04,164 --> 01:20:07,623 Christ. Do you think I don't have birds I go to? 1236 01:20:09,414 --> 01:20:12,456 Don't you think it's like puttin' me face in flowers after you? 1237 01:20:15,748 --> 01:20:17,914 You've had it, Mari. 1238 01:20:17,998 --> 01:20:20,914 For God's sake, wise up, woman, eh? 1239 01:20:22,164 --> 01:20:25,456 Eh? And fuck off. 1240 01:20:28,081 --> 01:20:31,498 ♪ Keep them doggies rollin' Rawhide ♪ 1241 01:20:31,623 --> 01:20:36,456 Elaine, are you still there? 1242 01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,469 Get 'em off, Boo! You go on. It's not right. 1243 01:20:38,494 --> 01:20:39,522 They're doin' fine. 1244 01:20:41,581 --> 01:20:44,289 Curtains! 1245 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:47,289 - Ta. Thank you. Ta. A big hand, ladies and gentlemen, - 1246 01:20:47,373 --> 01:20:49,664 For Wild Trigger Smith... 1247 01:20:49,789 --> 01:20:53,831 and the lovely, lucky Elaine! 1248 01:20:56,164 --> 01:21:00,581 - ♪ Hah, hah ♪ - Sadie! 1249 01:21:03,331 --> 01:21:06,581 What're you doin'? Here, get this on. 1250 01:21:06,664 --> 01:21:11,123 Come on. I've had enough of you lot tonight. Dress on now. Move it, will ya? 1251 01:21:11,248 --> 01:21:13,748 Hello, number one. 1252 01:21:13,831 --> 01:21:17,123 - What's your name, where'd you come from? - What? 1253 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:21,623 Hello, everybody. This is Mrs... Norman... Maine. 1254 01:21:21,706 --> 01:21:24,123 Stop messin' about. We're late. 1255 01:21:24,206 --> 01:21:27,414 - So hurry before they shut the gate. - Save it for the punters. 1256 01:21:27,498 --> 01:21:29,623 ♪ Click, clack, click, clack Click, clack, click ♪ 1257 01:21:29,789 --> 01:21:32,289 - ♪ There's music in the clatter of the clogs ♪♪ - I'm warnin' you, LV. 1258 01:21:32,414 --> 01:21:34,748 I know... I'll sing 'em all and we'll stay all night. 1259 01:21:34,831 --> 01:21:38,664 See what I mean? Not very bright. 1260 01:21:38,748 --> 01:21:41,164 But the villain only laughed! 1261 01:21:41,248 --> 01:21:43,664 - LV, come on. - Run, Toto, run! 1262 01:21:43,748 --> 01:21:47,789 - Stop it. - ♪ When you smile, smile, smile ♪ 1263 01:21:47,873 --> 01:21:50,956 - We're on our way together. - ♪ Happy together ♪ 1264 01:21:51,039 --> 01:21:53,123 ♪ Unhappy together ♪♪ 1265 01:21:53,248 --> 01:21:55,498 - LV, why? - ♪ Because Because, because, because ♪ 1266 01:21:55,581 --> 01:21:57,748 ♪ Because, because of the wonderful things he does ♪♪ 1267 01:21:57,831 --> 01:22:00,748 - I warned you... - Shame on you! 1268 01:22:03,831 --> 01:22:07,539 Never mind your teeth! Leave 'em out! 1269 01:22:10,539 --> 01:22:12,748 Fuckin' house! 1270 01:22:24,581 --> 01:22:27,956 Lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my! 1271 01:22:28,039 --> 01:22:30,956 Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my! 1272 01:22:32,539 --> 01:22:35,248 I'm frightened, Auntie Em! I'm frightened! 1273 01:22:35,331 --> 01:22:37,748 Now we're cookin', aren't we? You hear about this chicken? 1274 01:22:37,873 --> 01:22:41,039 He went into a library in Essex... 1275 01:22:41,164 --> 01:22:46,623 No, uh... No, that weren't a chicken, was it? Uh... 1276 01:22:46,706 --> 01:22:51,123 - Uh... Oh, it's gone. - Boo! Bollocks! Boo! 1277 01:22:51,206 --> 01:22:54,164 ♪ Look what you started This conflagration ♪ 1278 01:22:54,248 --> 01:22:56,164 ♪ Baby, that's what ♪ 1279 01:22:56,289 --> 01:23:01,748 ♪ Don't let the flames go out Some like it hot ♪♪ 1280 01:23:01,831 --> 01:23:04,956 She's a redhead, my wife. No hair, just a read head. 1281 01:23:05,039 --> 01:23:08,248 I love her terribly, I do. That's what she says, anyway. 1282 01:23:08,331 --> 01:23:12,581 Listen, calm down, calm down. She'll be along in a sec. 1283 01:23:12,706 --> 01:23:16,914 What did I tell ya? I said if you didn't laugh at my jokes, I'd sing. 1284 01:23:16,998 --> 01:23:21,081 That's what I said. Well, Boo's a man of his word, I'm afraid. 1285 01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:25,748 Will you bear with me? Uh, anyway, as they say in the business, 1286 01:23:25,831 --> 01:23:29,081 this, ladies and gentlemen, is me. 1287 01:23:29,664 --> 01:23:34,289 ♪ Your baby doesn't love you any more ♪ 1288 01:23:34,373 --> 01:23:36,956 ♪ Two, three, four ♪♪ Ray! 1289 01:23:40,164 --> 01:23:43,081 I had something... ladies and gentlemen. 1290 01:23:43,206 --> 01:23:45,914 I had something really special. 1291 01:23:46,039 --> 01:23:49,623 This is my room... and you're all here... 1292 01:23:49,748 --> 01:23:53,331 and I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, 1293 01:23:53,456 --> 01:23:56,373 because I love you all. 1294 01:23:56,498 --> 01:23:59,873 ♪ Golden days before they end ♪ End? 1295 01:23:59,998 --> 01:24:04,039 They never bloody started. Bunny Morris. Bunny "Starmaker" Morris. 1296 01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:07,623 Fuck off, ya jumped-up little prat. 1297 01:24:07,706 --> 01:24:12,748 ♪ Your baby won't be near you ♪ 1298 01:24:12,831 --> 01:24:16,956 ♪ Anymore ♪ Just as well, 'cause they always fuck it up for ya, don't they? 1299 01:24:18,414 --> 01:24:21,373 ♪ Tender nights before they fly ♪ 1300 01:24:21,498 --> 01:24:23,414 Well, mine has. 1301 01:24:23,498 --> 01:24:26,831 ♪ Send falling stars that seem to cry ♪ 1302 01:24:26,914 --> 01:24:29,831 That's because they can't fucking hack it. 1303 01:24:29,914 --> 01:24:33,248 Ladies and gentlemen, 1304 01:24:33,331 --> 01:24:36,748 - I had a dream. - There's no place like home. 1305 01:24:36,831 --> 01:24:39,675 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 1306 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:40,647 ♪ It's over ♪ 1307 01:24:40,706 --> 01:24:43,289 - When I think of what might've been, eh? - There's no place like home. 1308 01:24:43,373 --> 01:24:48,331 ♪ It breaks your heart in two ♪ 1309 01:24:48,414 --> 01:24:50,956 Finished, fucking finished me. 1310 01:24:51,081 --> 01:24:54,956 ♪ To know that she's untrue ♪ 1311 01:24:55,039 --> 01:24:58,748 ♪ But, oh what will you do ♪ 1312 01:24:58,831 --> 01:25:01,289 What will I do, eh? 1313 01:25:02,498 --> 01:25:05,206 What the fuck am I gonna do? 1314 01:25:10,664 --> 01:25:13,373 ♪ We're through ♪ 1315 01:25:13,498 --> 01:25:16,206 - ♪ It's over ♪ - There's no place like home. 1316 01:25:16,331 --> 01:25:18,373 - ♪ It's over ♪ - There's no place like home. 1317 01:25:18,498 --> 01:25:20,373 LV! 1318 01:25:23,331 --> 01:25:25,331 ♪ It's over ♪ 1319 01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:32,039 ♪ All the rainbows in the sky ♪ 1320 01:25:32,164 --> 01:25:34,498 Over the fuckin' rainbow, eh? 1321 01:25:34,581 --> 01:25:37,123 ♪ Start to weep then say good-bye ♪ 1322 01:25:37,248 --> 01:25:40,081 Good-fucking-bye! 1323 01:25:40,164 --> 01:25:44,289 ♪ You won't be seeing rainbows ♪ 1324 01:25:44,373 --> 01:25:47,414 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1325 01:25:49,164 --> 01:25:51,289 Okay. 1326 01:26:05,664 --> 01:26:09,039 - LV! My baby! - It's all right, love. Everybody's out. 1327 01:26:10,831 --> 01:26:14,206 ♪ It's over, it's over ♪ 1328 01:26:14,331 --> 01:26:18,123 ♪ It's over ♪ 1329 01:26:19,206 --> 01:26:23,873 ♪ It's over ♪♪ 1330 01:26:46,331 --> 01:26:49,414 The adorable Mr. Ray Say, ladies and gentlemen, 1331 01:26:49,498 --> 01:26:52,623 with a little song about his show business career... 1332 01:26:52,748 --> 01:26:55,081 called, "It's Over." 1333 01:27:00,498 --> 01:27:03,664 So, how you all doin'? All right? 1334 01:27:19,706 --> 01:27:21,789 - There you go. - Oh. 1335 01:27:24,164 --> 01:27:25,227 Thanks, Billy. 1336 01:27:25,252 --> 01:27:28,438 Yeah, all right. It's just old stuff from the van. 1337 01:27:28,498 --> 01:27:32,873 No, I mean, thanks for gettin' me out. 1338 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:35,373 Oh, that's all right. 1339 01:27:35,498 --> 01:27:37,873 - Hey, you should get out more often. - Heh! 1340 01:27:47,664 --> 01:27:50,123 W-Why did you want to come down here? 1341 01:27:51,498 --> 01:27:54,289 My dad used to bring me here. 1342 01:27:55,581 --> 01:27:57,498 Listen to concerts. 1343 01:28:01,789 --> 01:28:03,664 LV, uh... 1344 01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:09,831 There's people other than your dad who, well, 1345 01:28:09,914 --> 01:28:12,456 other people who... 1346 01:28:12,623 --> 01:28:15,706 who might think something of you, and, ah, 1347 01:28:15,831 --> 01:28:19,956 other people who are, well, still alive. 1348 01:28:22,664 --> 01:28:25,706 Billy. I've got to go. 1349 01:28:25,831 --> 01:28:27,706 - Oh! - LV? 1350 01:28:30,039 --> 01:28:33,623 Didn't handle that very well. 1351 01:28:57,248 --> 01:28:59,664 What's happened here, then, little match girl? 1352 01:28:59,789 --> 01:29:02,581 The little stick who wrecks everything. 1353 01:29:04,081 --> 01:29:07,498 I can't start again, can I, now? 1354 01:29:07,623 --> 01:29:10,914 Who'd want me anyway, hmm? 1355 01:29:10,998 --> 01:29:13,414 Who'd want me? 1356 01:29:15,123 --> 01:29:18,039 Wait a minute. 1357 01:29:19,456 --> 01:29:22,373 What do you want, anyway? 1358 01:29:22,498 --> 01:29:26,623 Oh, I know. Your records. 1359 01:29:26,706 --> 01:29:31,373 Well, all salvage crap's out on back roof, LV, love. 1360 01:29:32,998 --> 01:29:34,873 Maybe they'll be there. 1361 01:30:04,164 --> 01:30:07,248 What's up? Cat got your tongue? 1362 01:30:14,498 --> 01:30:17,248 Can you hear me now, Mother? My dad... 1363 01:30:17,331 --> 01:30:22,789 You drove him as fast as you could to an early grave! 1364 01:30:22,956 --> 01:30:26,748 With your men and your shouting... 1365 01:30:26,831 --> 01:30:30,164 and your pals and your nights... 1366 01:30:30,289 --> 01:30:32,623 and your nights and your nights... 1367 01:30:32,706 --> 01:30:35,289 and your nights and your nights and your nights... 1368 01:30:35,373 --> 01:30:37,789 of neglect! 1369 01:30:37,873 --> 01:30:40,456 Ohh. 1370 01:30:40,539 --> 01:30:45,456 When he had his records on, he sparkled. 1371 01:30:46,539 --> 01:30:48,623 Not dazzling, like you, 1372 01:30:49,706 --> 01:30:52,789 but with fine lights. 1373 01:30:52,873 --> 01:30:54,789 Fine lights. 1374 01:30:56,998 --> 01:30:59,081 He never spoke up to ya, 1375 01:30:59,206 --> 01:31:01,623 'cause you would never listen. 1376 01:31:03,998 --> 01:31:06,331 I never spoke up to ya, 1377 01:31:06,414 --> 01:31:10,414 Because I could never get a word in! 1378 01:31:23,164 --> 01:31:25,081 Little Voice. 1379 01:31:26,998 --> 01:31:29,123 Me name's Laura. 1380 01:32:20,998 --> 01:32:23,081 Everything all right then? 1381 01:32:23,164 --> 01:32:26,248 Fine. Is that Duane? 1382 01:32:26,331 --> 01:32:29,300 Aye. Just about back to normal now, I reckon. 1383 01:32:29,325 --> 01:32:30,313 Yeah. 1384 01:32:30,373 --> 01:32:33,331 I think I know how he feels. 1385 01:32:37,498 --> 01:32:39,831 Do you want to give me an 'and? 1386 01:32:41,289 --> 01:32:44,623 With exercise? 1387 01:32:44,706 --> 01:32:46,623 Yeah. 1388 01:32:47,706 --> 01:32:49,623 All right. 1389 01:32:49,706 --> 01:32:52,248 Let's fly! Come on. Let's go for a fly. 1390 01:32:52,331 --> 01:32:55,456 - Shoo! Shoo, fly. Fly. - Go on, up! 1391 01:32:55,539 --> 01:32:58,873 Up you get. Come on. Come on. 1392 01:33:05,164 --> 01:33:08,331 ♪ There's no business like show business ♪ 1393 01:33:08,456 --> 01:33:12,456 ♪ Like no business I know ♪ 1394 01:33:12,581 --> 01:33:16,039 ♪ Everything about it is appealing ♪ 1395 01:33:16,164 --> 01:33:19,581 ♪ Everything the traffic will allow ♪ 1396 01:33:19,664 --> 01:33:22,623 ♪ Nowhere could you get that happy feeling ♪ 1397 01:33:22,706 --> 01:33:26,414 ♪ When you are stealing that extra bow ♪ 1398 01:33:26,498 --> 01:33:30,289 ♪ There's no people like show people ♪ 1399 01:33:30,373 --> 01:33:34,081 ♪ They smile when they are low ♪ 1400 01:33:34,164 --> 01:33:37,414 ♪ Yesterday they told you you would not go far ♪ 1401 01:33:37,498 --> 01:33:41,248 ♪ That night you opened and there you are ♪ 1402 01:33:41,331 --> 01:33:44,706 ♪ Next day on your dressing room they hung a star ♪ 1403 01:33:44,831 --> 01:33:49,623 ♪ Let's go on with the show ♪ 1404 01:33:51,456 --> 01:33:54,456 ♪ The costumes, the scenery The make-up, the props ♪ 1405 01:33:54,539 --> 01:33:58,123 ♪ The audience that lifts you when you're down ♪ 1406 01:33:58,206 --> 01:34:01,664 ♪ The headaches, the heartaches The backaches, the flops ♪ 1407 01:34:01,789 --> 01:34:05,956 ♪ The sheriff who escorts you out of town ♪ 1408 01:34:06,039 --> 01:34:11,873 ♪ The opening when your heart beats like a drum ♪ 1409 01:34:11,998 --> 01:34:17,998 ♪ The closing when the customers don't come ♪ 1410 01:34:19,664 --> 01:34:24,123 ♪ There's no business like show business ♪ 1411 01:34:24,248 --> 01:34:27,789 ♪ Like no business I know ♪ 1412 01:34:27,873 --> 01:34:31,289 ♪ You get word before the show has started ♪ 1413 01:34:31,373 --> 01:34:34,706 ♪ That your favorite uncle died at dawn ♪ 1414 01:34:34,831 --> 01:34:37,706 ♪ On top of that your pa and ma have parted ♪ 1415 01:34:37,831 --> 01:34:41,414 ♪ You're broken-hearted but you go on ♪ 1416 01:34:41,498 --> 01:34:45,206 ♪ There's no people like show people ♪ 1417 01:34:45,331 --> 01:34:48,956 ♪ They smile when they are low ♪ 1418 01:34:49,039 --> 01:34:52,414 ♪ Even with a turkey that you know will fold ♪ 1419 01:34:52,539 --> 01:34:55,998 ♪ You may be stranded out in the cold ♪ 1420 01:34:56,164 --> 01:34:59,289 ♪ Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold ♪ 1421 01:34:59,373 --> 01:35:03,039 ♪ Let's go on with the show ♪ 1422 01:35:05,123 --> 01:35:10,998 ♪ Let's go on with the ♪ 1423 01:35:11,123 --> 01:35:17,081 ♪ Show ♪♪ 108932