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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,892 --> 00:00:06,059 ("The Silence" by The Accidentals) 2 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,370 ♫ We sat beneath the stars at a fire 3 00:00:30,371 --> 00:00:32,419 ♫ And played our new guitars 4 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:36,800 ♫ And I wondered how long this was gonna last 5 00:00:36,801 --> 00:00:39,411 ♫ Because picture perfect memories 6 00:00:39,412 --> 00:00:41,919 ♫ Just come with all those tougher things 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:46,087 ♫ And pain's the best reminder of our past 8 00:00:46,968 --> 00:00:48,937 ♫ I watched the meteors fall 9 00:00:48,938 --> 00:00:51,268 ♫ On a world that hardly cared at all 10 00:00:51,269 --> 00:00:55,995 ♫ Leaving silver trails of dust across the sky 11 00:00:55,996 --> 00:00:58,337 ♫ Of indigo blue that matched my mood 12 00:00:58,338 --> 00:01:00,847 ♫ And with constellations for tattoos 13 00:01:00,848 --> 00:01:05,447 ♫ And I watched them fade away and quickly die 14 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:10,108 ♫ So many theories wrong and soon disproved 15 00:01:10,109 --> 00:01:15,007 ♫ So many ideas lost among the feud 16 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:19,748 ♫ So many conversations that are sadly misconstrued 17 00:01:19,749 --> 00:01:22,054 ♫ And lost among debate and needless violence 18 00:01:22,055 --> 00:01:24,007 (friends cheering) 19 00:01:24,008 --> 00:01:27,175 ♫ We need the silence 20 00:01:34,226 --> 00:01:35,764 (friends cheering) 21 00:01:35,765 --> 00:01:37,575 ♫ We walked in a haunted place 22 00:01:37,576 --> 00:01:40,006 ♫ With tattered walls and empty space 23 00:01:40,007 --> 00:01:44,985 ♫ And a musty smell that drenched the nighttime air 24 00:01:44,986 --> 00:01:47,062 ♫ Neither of us said a word 25 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,571 ♫ And we waited till we heard the birds 26 00:01:49,572 --> 00:01:54,123 ♫ And realized not once had we ever been scared 27 00:01:54,124 --> 00:01:58,918 ♫ So many theories wrong and soon disproved 28 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:03,558 ♫ So many ideas lost among the feud 29 00:02:03,559 --> 00:02:08,485 ♫ So many conversations that are sadly misconstrued 30 00:02:08,486 --> 00:02:12,537 ♫ And lost among debate and needless violence 31 00:02:12,538 --> 00:02:13,845 ♫ We need the silence 32 00:02:13,846 --> 00:02:15,035 - You think you can get to me, bitch? 33 00:02:15,036 --> 00:02:17,704 - He is the hottest guy in town. 34 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,788 (indistinct chatter) 35 00:02:26,425 --> 00:02:29,091 (girls howling/laughing) 36 00:02:29,092 --> 00:02:32,236 - [Girl] Wow, that is so exciting! 37 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:36,404 ("The Silence" by The Accidentals) 38 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:48,840 (friends laughing and cheering) 39 00:02:55,414 --> 00:02:59,007 - Please, Lord, tell us what to do. 40 00:02:59,008 --> 00:03:00,327 Please be with Nella. 41 00:03:00,328 --> 00:03:02,583 Reach out your hand to her and embrace her 42 00:03:02,584 --> 00:03:06,256 with your big fatherly loving arms. 43 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:07,507 And Jenny, God, 44 00:03:08,876 --> 00:03:13,826 eyes to see in this deep blindness. 45 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:17,593 And Sarah, Lord, ears to hear in the midst 46 00:03:17,594 --> 00:03:20,738 of this chaotic noise. 47 00:03:20,739 --> 00:03:24,423 And please prepare David for what he is about to endure... 48 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:25,257 - Carly! 49 00:03:25,257 --> 00:03:26,257 Shut up! 50 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:31,939 - And God, please spare Tammy Jane from the depths of hell. 51 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,314 (screams in aggravation) 52 00:03:33,315 --> 00:03:34,148 - [TJ Voiceover] When I was a kid, 53 00:03:34,149 --> 00:03:35,768 I used to think that being 16 54 00:03:35,769 --> 00:03:38,012 would make me feel so grown up. 55 00:03:38,013 --> 00:03:40,748 Then when I was 16, I used to think that being 21 56 00:03:40,749 --> 00:03:42,904 would mean I'd finally arrived. 57 00:03:42,905 --> 00:03:45,480 Now I'm 23, and I am starting to wonder 58 00:03:45,481 --> 00:03:48,340 if you ever reach a point of feeling like a grown up. 59 00:03:48,341 --> 00:03:50,994 (scream of aggravation ends) 60 00:03:50,995 --> 00:03:53,162 - Well, that was dramatic. 61 00:03:54,079 --> 00:03:56,787 Okay, so does anybody have any ideas? 62 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:57,621 What do we do? 63 00:03:57,622 --> 00:03:59,814 Do we tell David? 64 00:03:59,815 --> 00:04:01,251 - Go 65 00:04:01,252 --> 00:04:02,252 to 66 00:04:03,403 --> 00:04:04,836 (quickly vomits) 67 00:04:04,837 --> 00:04:06,133 - That was a big one. 68 00:04:06,134 --> 00:04:07,795 - Okay, I've had enough of you two. 69 00:04:07,796 --> 00:04:09,733 I think we should just call Drew. 70 00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:11,261 - I think we should call David. 71 00:04:11,262 --> 00:04:12,262 - No! 72 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,429 We can't tell him yet. 73 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:17,497 - Why don't we have his fiance call him? 74 00:04:17,498 --> 00:04:20,137 - I think we should give Nella some space. 75 00:04:20,138 --> 00:04:22,721 You know, let go and let God... 76 00:04:24,506 --> 00:04:26,839 - Let God what? 77 00:04:27,786 --> 00:04:30,545 (scoffs) Thought so. 78 00:04:30,546 --> 00:04:32,141 - You know what, Jenny? 79 00:04:32,142 --> 00:04:33,866 I'm kind of hungry. 80 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:36,066 How does pizza covered in mayonnaise 81 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,916 with tuna fish sound to you? 82 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:39,557 (quickly vomits) - Cut it out! 83 00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:41,847 I think we should just call Drew. 84 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,287 - Yeah, call your big brother. 85 00:04:44,288 --> 00:04:46,487 Any time, this is like the time you pissed yourself 86 00:04:46,488 --> 00:04:48,051 in third grade. 87 00:04:48,052 --> 00:04:48,900 - Not really. 88 00:04:48,901 --> 00:04:50,535 - This is all my fault, you guys. 89 00:04:50,536 --> 00:04:51,747 I'm so sorry. 90 00:04:51,748 --> 00:04:53,539 I shouldn't have kept pushing Nella. 91 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:55,344 I just, (laughs) 92 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:56,428 I got so mad. 93 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,177 - Don't talk if you don't need to. 94 00:04:59,178 --> 00:05:00,011 It's not your fault. 95 00:05:00,012 --> 00:05:04,837 - (sighs) Ignorance is happiness or something, right? 96 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:05,671 (sighs) 97 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:08,339 - Jen, this would have come out at some point. 98 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:10,935 Nella didn't need you to bring it out in her. 99 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,059 - Oh, yes, please tell us something we don't already know, 100 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:16,268 Miss I-have-a-4.0-at-Stanford. 101 00:05:16,269 --> 00:05:19,240 - Carly, what exactly do you have a 4.0 in 102 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:21,451 besides Jesus camp? 103 00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:23,836 And I didn't see you trying to keep Nella sober either. 104 00:05:23,837 --> 00:05:26,379 - Well, God didn't try to keep Sodom and Gomorrah sober. 105 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:27,984 He just destroyed them. 106 00:05:27,985 --> 00:05:30,304 - Sodom and Gomorrah were cities. 107 00:05:30,305 --> 00:05:32,724 You can't keep a cit sober, stupid. 108 00:05:32,725 --> 00:05:35,267 - You don't read the Bible much, do you Carly? 109 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,617 - Hey, TJ, if you were to die right now, 110 00:05:38,618 --> 00:05:40,018 where do you think you would go? 111 00:05:40,019 --> 00:05:40,935 - [TJ] Anywhere you're not. 112 00:05:40,936 --> 00:05:42,510 - Oh, that would be hell, 113 00:05:42,511 --> 00:05:45,458 and I'm fairly certain you don't mean that. 114 00:05:45,459 --> 00:05:47,866 - Oh, I look terrible. 115 00:05:47,867 --> 00:05:49,581 - Insinuating that you looked better 116 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:51,486 before all that pizza and booze? 117 00:05:51,487 --> 00:05:52,320 (grunts loudly) 118 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,153 Oh, gro... 119 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:54,308 Ew! 120 00:05:54,309 --> 00:05:55,561 What is that thing? 121 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:56,395 - This is stupid. 122 00:05:56,396 --> 00:05:57,812 I'm calling Drew. 123 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:03,326 I quit. 124 00:06:04,957 --> 00:06:06,290 - No you didn't. 125 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,364 - Three months' sober. 126 00:06:08,365 --> 00:06:09,805 - Ha-ha! 127 00:06:09,806 --> 00:06:13,139 You can quit when you go back to school. 128 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,075 - I'll try. 129 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,075 - Hmm. 130 00:06:20,851 --> 00:06:21,851 Hmm. 131 00:06:22,731 --> 00:06:25,481 (lighter clicks) 132 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:31,840 (exhales deeply) 133 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,398 When we were in high school, 134 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:43,961 did you actually think we'd stay friends with Nella? 135 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:44,962 Be honest. 136 00:06:45,811 --> 00:06:49,811 - No, but I guess it's no surprise. 137 00:06:52,335 --> 00:06:54,777 - What happened to calling your brother? 138 00:06:54,778 --> 00:06:56,010 - Escape tactic. 139 00:06:56,011 --> 00:06:57,119 - Ha! 140 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,620 I don't blame you. 141 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:03,675 You think he'll be the problem solver this time? 142 00:07:03,676 --> 00:07:04,995 - At this point, he might be the only one 143 00:07:04,996 --> 00:07:08,230 with enough motivation to try. 144 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:09,703 I mean, he was pretty good at coaching you 145 00:07:09,704 --> 00:07:12,816 through your break-ups, wasn't he? 146 00:07:12,817 --> 00:07:14,232 - Is this a break-up? 147 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,347 Is that what we're calling it? 148 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,015 - Not yet, it isn't. 149 00:07:19,791 --> 00:07:21,671 - It was a friendship that was not supposed to last 150 00:07:21,672 --> 00:07:23,178 past high school. 151 00:07:23,179 --> 00:07:27,346 And like a diseased rotten apple, 152 00:07:29,053 --> 00:07:31,136 she survived the harvest. 153 00:07:32,962 --> 00:07:35,701 Why were we even friends with Nella in the first place? 154 00:07:35,702 --> 00:07:39,869 - What else do you do in a dime-sized town called Willits? 155 00:07:41,334 --> 00:07:45,501 - Try not to get pregnant. (laughs) 156 00:07:48,251 --> 00:07:50,168 - Why are you here, TJ? 157 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:54,609 I mean, out of all of us, you had the right to say no. 158 00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:57,163 Why did you agree to be a bridesmaid? 159 00:07:57,164 --> 00:07:58,640 - I don't know. 160 00:07:58,641 --> 00:08:01,444 I thought I was cool with everything. 161 00:08:01,445 --> 00:08:05,349 Besides, Nella did not ask me to be a bridesmaid. 162 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:07,267 David did, dun-dun-dun. 163 00:08:08,528 --> 00:08:09,528 - Shut up. 164 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,634 Why would David agree to do that for her? 165 00:08:13,635 --> 00:08:17,506 - (laughs) Why wouldn't he do that for her? 166 00:08:17,507 --> 00:08:21,590 God, Sarah, it's because she's got big nice tits. 167 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:24,317 And after everything, 168 00:08:26,032 --> 00:08:29,045 she cheats on him the night before their wedding 169 00:08:29,046 --> 00:08:32,879 and leaves all of us in the cloud of her shit. 170 00:08:37,745 --> 00:08:38,745 Mic drop. 171 00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:43,112 Pick that mic back up. 172 00:08:43,986 --> 00:08:45,288 We're callin' Drew. 173 00:08:45,289 --> 00:08:47,580 (knocking at door) 174 00:08:47,581 --> 00:08:49,067 Thanks for coming out so late. 175 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:50,651 - Yeah, no problem. 176 00:08:53,243 --> 00:08:54,659 Hey, TJ. 177 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,034 - Hey, Drew. 178 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,202 Yeah, I knew he liked me. 179 00:08:58,203 --> 00:09:01,075 I caught on when he tried to nickname me Bette Davis Eyes 180 00:09:01,076 --> 00:09:05,055 or when he told David I was like a rock star's muse. 181 00:09:05,056 --> 00:09:06,815 He was drunk. 182 00:09:06,816 --> 00:09:09,248 So I try to keep him out of trouble and play dumb, 183 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,193 something I loathe doing. 184 00:09:11,194 --> 00:09:12,194 - So... 185 00:09:16,298 --> 00:09:18,965 (sighs heavily) 186 00:09:20,277 --> 00:09:24,071 Did someone have something they wanna say? 187 00:09:24,072 --> 00:09:27,829 (everyone speaks at once) 188 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,965 - I was not super-drunk. 189 00:09:29,966 --> 00:09:30,916 I had a few... (everyone talking at once) 190 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:31,749 - None of us - Whoa! 191 00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:32,582 Should even be here. - Whoa! Whoa! 192 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:33,668 - No one should show up tomorrow. 193 00:09:33,669 --> 00:09:34,669 - Hey! 194 00:09:35,819 --> 00:09:37,652 One at a time, please. 195 00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:40,725 Sarah. 196 00:09:43,036 --> 00:09:44,036 Carly. 197 00:09:45,131 --> 00:09:47,997 - We all met up at Nella's place. 198 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:49,075 We picked her up. 199 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,628 We had this big surprise party planned. 200 00:09:50,629 --> 00:09:54,270 It was gonna take all night, and then, 201 00:09:54,271 --> 00:09:57,177 hold on (vomits). 202 00:09:57,178 --> 00:09:59,488 - Okay, she's coming, she's coming, she's coming. 203 00:09:59,489 --> 00:10:00,322 - All right, here we go. 204 00:10:00,322 --> 00:10:01,322 - Yay! 205 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:04,206 - David! 206 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:05,039 What are you doing here? - Oh, forgive me. 207 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,429 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 208 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:07,617 I'm leaving right now. - You are not supposed 209 00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:10,939 to see her. - If you'll just excuse me. 210 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,157 I had to see my bride (women arguing) 211 00:10:12,158 --> 00:10:13,032 one last time before tomorrow... 212 00:10:13,032 --> 00:10:13,912 - [Sarah] It doesn't matter. 213 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:14,745 You need to get. 214 00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:15,921 - All right, message received. 215 00:10:15,922 --> 00:10:17,660 You girls have some fun, be safe, 216 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:19,320 and make sure that this one cuts loose a little. 217 00:10:19,321 --> 00:10:21,365 - No, no, no thank you. 218 00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:22,818 - How you doin', Tammy Jane? 219 00:10:22,819 --> 00:10:24,285 - Fine. 220 00:10:24,286 --> 00:10:25,119 - Okay. 221 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,040 You girls, be good. 222 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:29,113 - Okay, let's keep focused on who tonight is actually about, 223 00:10:29,114 --> 00:10:29,947 shall we? 224 00:10:29,948 --> 00:10:31,144 - Yeah, back to Nella. 225 00:10:31,145 --> 00:10:35,080 - My brother is marrying Nella, not you, 226 00:10:35,081 --> 00:10:39,248 so get over it. (deeply inhales/exhales) 227 00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:41,734 - Okay, did I need to hear that? 228 00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:43,244 - I would not say that! 229 00:10:43,245 --> 00:10:44,388 - How did you say it, then, Carly? 230 00:10:44,389 --> 00:10:45,574 - [Sarah] Jen. 231 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:46,950 - [Jenny] Maybe TJ can help us? 232 00:10:46,951 --> 00:10:47,784 - No. 233 00:10:47,784 --> 00:10:48,617 - TJ said no. 234 00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:50,081 Jenny, move on. 235 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:53,249 - After that, we went to the Golden... 236 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,400 Wait. 237 00:10:58,128 --> 00:10:59,622 I'm good. 238 00:10:59,623 --> 00:11:02,359 We went to the Golden Brew. 239 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,360 - And? 240 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:05,789 - We drank. 241 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,872 - They drank. 242 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:09,967 - There she is! - Ooh, come on! 243 00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:11,341 - Congratulations, pretty girl. 244 00:11:11,342 --> 00:11:12,687 You look gorgeous. - Thank you! 245 00:11:12,688 --> 00:11:16,470 - [TJ Voiceover] Like Cinderella, Nella was beautiful, 246 00:11:16,471 --> 00:11:18,563 the prettiest girl at the ball, 247 00:11:18,564 --> 00:11:22,599 a swervy goddess with a sneaky little smile on her face. 248 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,624 She always looked up to no good and usually was. 249 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:29,000 But even I have to admit, there's an addiction 250 00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:30,726 to the kind of attention you get 251 00:11:30,727 --> 00:11:33,560 from a girl like Nella Kingsberry. 252 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:38,106 (heavy seductive beat) 253 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,756 - You okay? - Yup. 254 00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:42,731 - Swear? - I swear. 255 00:11:42,732 --> 00:11:44,675 - Oh, my gosh, my entourage looks so beautiful! 256 00:11:44,676 --> 00:11:45,612 You guys, I'm so excited! 257 00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:47,051 I'm gonna be spoiled tonight, right? 258 00:11:47,052 --> 00:11:48,263 - Of course! - Don't worry, princess. 259 00:11:48,264 --> 00:11:50,407 We have a Nella-spectacular night planned. 260 00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:52,483 - Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited! (squeals) 261 00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:54,083 Oh, are we going to Amici's, 262 00:11:54,084 --> 00:11:55,570 because I hinted it way too many times 263 00:11:55,571 --> 00:11:56,943 for you guys to miss that. 264 00:11:56,944 --> 00:11:58,411 - I think you'll like what we have planned better. 265 00:11:58,412 --> 00:11:59,535 You know, I know you. 266 00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:00,369 - Yes, you do. 267 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:01,202 Oh, my gosh! 268 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:02,251 Do you remember senior prom there? 269 00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:03,407 - Unfortunately. 270 00:12:03,408 --> 00:12:05,870 - That's where you got your nickname. (laughs) 271 00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:06,828 Memories. 272 00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:07,661 - Okay, get her! 273 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:08,610 - [Nella] Get what? 274 00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:09,719 Oh! 275 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,553 No! 276 00:12:10,553 --> 00:12:11,386 Guys, no! 277 00:12:11,386 --> 00:12:12,219 This is not, no. 278 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,680 I spent a lot of money on this outfit. 279 00:12:13,681 --> 00:12:15,440 - Nella, it's a rite of passage. 280 00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:16,473 You have to wear it. 281 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,400 - Oh, my gosh, this looks terrible. 282 00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:19,969 I'm not promising at all. 283 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,568 - Oh, you just wait. 284 00:12:21,569 --> 00:12:22,765 (exaggerated crying) 285 00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:23,849 - Okay, fine. 286 00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:30,520 So why are we here? 287 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:32,380 - Just a little pregame before the big stuff. 288 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:33,349 Calm down. 289 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:34,931 - How long are we gonna be here? 290 00:12:34,932 --> 00:12:36,546 - All night, bitch. 291 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,074 - Look, it is all going to be fun. 292 00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:40,552 I promise we have a full night planned out. 293 00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:41,796 Don't be this way. 294 00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:42,630 - What way? 295 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,527 Yeah. 296 00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,360 Okay, fine. 297 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,193 I'm sorry. 298 00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:46,276 You're right. 299 00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:49,520 You know what? 300 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:50,617 It's gonna be tons of fun. 301 00:12:50,618 --> 00:12:53,083 I'm gonna go get a drink. 302 00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:54,811 - Can I wait in the car? 303 00:12:54,812 --> 00:12:58,645 ("Forget" by The Accidentals) 304 00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:05,231 - Hey! 305 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:08,198 Hot bartender, how about a round 306 00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:09,642 of oatmeal cookie shots for me 307 00:13:09,643 --> 00:13:12,643 and my super-cute ladies over there? 308 00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,801 - Hey, need some help, lover? 309 00:13:15,802 --> 00:13:17,329 - He's being a jerk. 310 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,617 Forget him. 311 00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:20,559 - Hey, Brandon. 312 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,026 - Hi, Nella. 313 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,992 What can I do ya for? 314 00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:26,502 - Are you givin' my girl some problems? 315 00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:27,953 - Pretty good problem causer. 316 00:13:27,954 --> 00:13:31,905 - Well, I have a problem that I need solved. 317 00:13:31,906 --> 00:13:33,466 - I'll give it a shot. 318 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,214 - (laughs) See, the thing is I wanna get drunk. 319 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,107 It's my bachelorette party, 320 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,273 and I don't have a drink in my hand. 321 00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:40,485 - Maybe your girl shoulda told me that. 322 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,704 I might have been a little nicer for ya. 323 00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:46,872 - (laughs) Brandon, are you gonna get me what I want? 324 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,680 - Let's get a shot. 325 00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:52,514 (squeals) 326 00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:53,422 I'm so excited! 327 00:13:53,423 --> 00:13:55,839 - Well, can we go to Amici's. 328 00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:57,873 Thank you. 329 00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:02,337 - You know when you get your second round. 330 00:14:02,338 --> 00:14:03,649 - Well, I actually have to be careful, 331 00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:07,317 because you know how I get when I get drunk. 332 00:14:08,258 --> 00:14:09,675 - Don't tempt me. 333 00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:13,252 - The girl's getting married tomorrow, 334 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,605 in case you cared. 335 00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:16,957 - A girl's gotta enjoy her last night of freedom. 336 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:19,720 - What's that supposed to mean? 337 00:14:19,721 --> 00:14:22,008 You're disgusting. 338 00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:24,240 - I didn't hear any complaining from you the other night. 339 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,241 - Fuck you. 340 00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:28,230 - [Drew] Wait a second. 341 00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:29,247 Do I know Brandon? 342 00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:30,546 - You know Brandon. 343 00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:32,812 Brandon Scott from high school. 344 00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:33,693 - Oh, God. 345 00:14:33,694 --> 00:14:35,453 That was Brandon Scott? 346 00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:36,882 - I heard he's been selling drugs. 347 00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:38,633 - I heard he once slept with his cousin. 348 00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:40,358 - I heard that you watch porn. 349 00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:41,307 - No, I do not! 350 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:42,204 That is disgusting! 351 00:14:42,204 --> 00:14:43,037 No, I don't... - [Drew] Okay, 352 00:14:43,038 --> 00:14:44,469 can we get to the part where it became necessary 353 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,086 to call me at three a.m.? 354 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,726 - May you and David live a long and happy life 355 00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:53,137 full of laughter and loyalty and love. 356 00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:54,490 - Yay, cheers! 357 00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:55,701 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 358 00:14:55,702 --> 00:14:56,702 Here we go! 359 00:15:00,805 --> 00:15:02,392 Yummy! 360 00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:03,452 - Oh, my God! - What? 361 00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,036 - This is the song. 362 00:15:06,432 --> 00:15:08,014 - Oh! - Cheer squad, take it away! 363 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:08,848 - A cheer song? 364 00:15:08,849 --> 00:15:09,967 I'm not doing this song. 365 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:10,851 - It still works, you remember? 366 00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:11,684 - I don't remember. 367 00:15:11,685 --> 00:15:12,774 - Oh, come on, come on. 368 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,381 You, hurry up, come here! 369 00:15:14,382 --> 00:15:16,448 - Okay, I'm here. 370 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,977 - [Both] Five, six, seven, eight. 371 00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:22,145 (clapping rhythmically) (laughing) 372 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,394 Right! 373 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,052 (cheering loudly) 374 00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:31,886 - Oh, my God! 375 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,592 I can't believe I remembered everything. 376 00:15:33,593 --> 00:15:35,044 - So embarrassing, right? 377 00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:36,363 - So wait, BFFs forever, right? 378 00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:37,197 - Of course. 379 00:15:37,198 --> 00:15:38,208 - Promise? 380 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,042 - Why? 381 00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:43,507 - Okay, I have to pee, hold on! (laughs) 382 00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:44,936 - You remember that one time you fell? 383 00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:45,770 - Oh, yeah. 384 00:15:45,771 --> 00:15:47,880 (laughs) That was really funny. 385 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,702 - When I called, they said it was just beer and wine, 386 00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:54,911 and now everyone's getting stupid and drunk. 387 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,924 - You know what you need? 388 00:15:56,925 --> 00:15:57,793 You need to get laid. 389 00:15:57,794 --> 00:15:59,113 - No! 390 00:15:59,114 --> 00:16:01,056 (laughs) No, no I don't! 391 00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:03,778 (sighs heavily) 392 00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:06,110 - Cool story, Jenny. 393 00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:07,606 - Looking for your whore friend? 394 00:16:07,607 --> 00:16:09,202 - Excuse me? 395 00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:11,806 - Your friend with the diamond ring on her finger? 396 00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:15,306 I'm guessing my bartender isn't her fiance. 397 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,131 - What are you talking about? 398 00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:18,902 - Check the men's bathroom. 399 00:16:18,903 --> 00:16:20,408 Oh, and good luck with that one. 400 00:16:20,409 --> 00:16:22,712 If I were you, I'd get some new friends. 401 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:25,796 (rock music playing) 402 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,510 - Hey! 403 00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:32,141 Come dance with me. 404 00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,340 - [TJ] No! 405 00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:34,242 - Come on! 406 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,342 Being a bridesmaid is a great way to find a new boyfriend. 407 00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:40,380 - (laughs) No! 408 00:16:40,381 --> 00:16:41,997 - Okay, okay. 409 00:16:41,998 --> 00:16:45,081 Well, I'm just gonna go fishing then. 410 00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:48,793 I've got my fishin' pole, 411 00:16:48,794 --> 00:16:52,211 and I've got my eyes on a beautiful fish. 412 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,032 Okay, let's try that again. 413 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:02,257 You're a beautiful fish. 414 00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:03,258 Say it! 415 00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:06,793 - I'm a beautiful fish. 416 00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,905 - Say it louder. 417 00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:10,677 - I'm a beautiful fish! 418 00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:14,033 - The most beautiful fish in the sea! 419 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,117 (driving rock music) 420 00:17:26,953 --> 00:17:28,193 (door slams open) (laughs loudly) 421 00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:29,309 - Nella! 422 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,143 - Get out! - You're a bitch! 423 00:17:30,143 --> 00:17:30,976 - What the hell is going on in here? 424 00:17:30,976 --> 00:17:31,809 Shut up, I will handle this! 425 00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:32,928 - The ladies room's the other way. 426 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,835 - Jenny, just listen to me. 427 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:35,669 Jenny, it's not what it looks like... 428 00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:36,566 - Wait a minute. 429 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,716 - Oh, it's not? - Jenny, from calculus? 430 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:39,550 - Yeah. 431 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:40,595 - Wow! 432 00:17:40,596 --> 00:17:41,709 You've really blossomed. 433 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:42,722 - [Nella] Shut up. 434 00:17:42,723 --> 00:17:44,099 - You didn't make it to calculus. 435 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,606 - I, yeah, I did. 436 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,343 - The point is that Brandon here was showing me 437 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,663 this really cool beer that I wanted. 438 00:17:49,664 --> 00:17:52,591 It's a limited edition that's not on the menu, 439 00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:53,425 right Brandon? 440 00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:55,838 - Yeah, the Blueberry Pumpkin Hefeweizen. 441 00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:56,961 - The Blueberry Pumpkin whatever, listen, 442 00:17:56,962 --> 00:17:59,458 and he was showing me how to tap the keg, 443 00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,292 so I was here. 444 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:01,125 - Tap the keg? 445 00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,329 Is that what we're callin' it? 446 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,507 - Well, he's gonna go do that. 447 00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:04,341 Go do that. - You know, 448 00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:05,196 I'll just, - Go ahead and do that. 449 00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:06,096 - I'll just go ahead and tap it myself. 450 00:18:06,097 --> 00:18:08,954 - Yeah, go! (laughs) 451 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:09,788 Jenny, listen. 452 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,100 - Nella, you need to explain yourself right now. 453 00:18:11,101 --> 00:18:15,236 - If you think you saw something, trust me, 454 00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:16,826 you didn't. 455 00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:17,707 - Oh, please, Nella. 456 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,434 - Trust me, you didn't. 457 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:21,852 - Now you say it. 458 00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:27,112 - I thought I saw something, but I didn't. 459 00:18:28,343 --> 00:18:29,385 - Great. (laughs) 460 00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:30,312 You know, the funny thing is 461 00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:33,345 that there are so many girls out there 462 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,142 that are just dying to be my bridesmaids, 463 00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:38,771 and honestly, I could have had you replaced like that. 464 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:39,783 (snaps fingers) 465 00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,777 But I didn't, so... (laughs) 466 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:42,766 Make sense? 467 00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:43,599 Okay, good. 468 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:44,432 (kisses quickly) 469 00:18:44,432 --> 00:18:45,308 Let's go, have a shot! 470 00:18:45,309 --> 00:18:47,762 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 471 00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:48,743 Fuck! 472 00:18:48,744 --> 00:18:50,975 - I should have said something right then, you guys. 473 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:51,809 I'm sorry. 474 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,450 I just... (sighs) 475 00:18:53,451 --> 00:18:54,431 Nella made that face she makes 476 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:56,255 when she's about to suck out a child's soul, 477 00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:59,382 and I just wussed out. 478 00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:00,606 - We all know that face. 479 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:04,850 - I just wish that I had been the one to find her. 480 00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:07,282 I felt God calling me to follow her, 481 00:19:07,283 --> 00:19:08,482 and then I didn't. 482 00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:09,699 - Please enlighten us, Carly, 483 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,847 and tell us how you finding her would've changed anything. 484 00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:15,718 - Well, I would have confronted her with God's love. 485 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,282 I wouldn't have wussed out. 486 00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,016 I wouldn't have failed her. 487 00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:21,802 - Nella didn't even want you in this wedding. 488 00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:24,331 You're the obligatory family addition. 489 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:27,832 - At least I'm not the boring party favor. 490 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:33,582 - Well, if that isn't God's love, I don't know what is. 491 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,902 - Enough! 492 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:35,903 God! 493 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,596 - This is fun. 494 00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:40,514 Is there any more beer? 495 00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:50,446 - Teej, tell me what happened next. 496 00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:51,887 - I think we should call David. 497 00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:52,721 - [All] No! 498 00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:54,434 - I would like to voice my side of things. 499 00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:55,268 - Overruled. 500 00:19:55,269 --> 00:19:57,734 (growls in frustration) 501 00:19:57,735 --> 00:19:59,652 - If I did 30 crunches, 502 00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:04,144 20 push-ups, 503 00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:07,133 I ran, ran three miles. 504 00:20:07,134 --> 00:20:09,674 (book thuds) (pen clatters) 505 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,425 (pills rattling) 506 00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:20,178 (ragged breathing) 507 00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:33,619 (phone dialing beeping) 508 00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:37,805 Hey, hey David. 509 00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:39,465 - Why's Carly even here? 510 00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:40,596 - Because it's her brother. 511 00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:41,430 Cut her a break. 512 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:42,263 She's still a kid. 513 00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:43,734 - Stop covering for her, Sarah. 514 00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,837 It's like you're trying to work out some kind of repentance. 515 00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:46,869 - I'm probably half the reason 516 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,498 that she is the way that she is. 517 00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:49,335 - A bitch? 518 00:20:49,336 --> 00:20:53,502 - Okay, can we just get back to the story, please? 519 00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:55,527 TJ. 520 00:20:57,562 --> 00:20:58,706 - We brought her here. 521 00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:00,234 It was supposed to be a surprise. 522 00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:02,985 Everything seemed normal until... 523 00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:06,253 - Okay, okay, okay, no... 524 00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:07,100 - Okay, ready? 525 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:07,933 - Okay. 526 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,350 - [All] Surprise! 527 00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:12,532 - Oh, my gosh. 528 00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:13,700 Guys, this is, 529 00:21:14,852 --> 00:21:15,685 this is awesome! 530 00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:17,035 This is so cute! 531 00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:17,869 Is this for me? 532 00:21:17,869 --> 00:21:18,702 Oh, my gosh. 533 00:21:18,702 --> 00:21:19,535 Thank you. 534 00:21:19,536 --> 00:21:20,777 Is this handmade? 535 00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:22,353 Wow, I love it. 536 00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:23,223 - Drinks, anyone? 537 00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:25,378 - [Sarah] Yes, drinks, let's get those going. 538 00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,710 - We have pizza and Chiclets for later. 539 00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:28,918 Nella, you have the bed, of course, 540 00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:31,042 and the rest of us will just crash wherever. 541 00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:32,742 - I'm not staying here. 542 00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:34,205 - Wait, what? 543 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:36,789 - I'm not staying here tonight. 544 00:21:38,022 --> 00:21:39,045 I'm getting married in the morning, 545 00:21:39,046 --> 00:21:40,837 and I have to be up early, so I just... 546 00:21:40,838 --> 00:21:42,322 - I'm sorry. 547 00:21:42,323 --> 00:21:43,665 We just, we thought you'd be excited. 548 00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,325 We wanted to do something special for you, Nells. 549 00:21:45,326 --> 00:21:46,159 - Yeah, no, no. 550 00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:47,144 My gosh, are you kidding me? 551 00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,288 I'm so grateful. 552 00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:50,057 I love this stuff. (laughs) 553 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,004 I just, I can't stay the night. 554 00:21:52,005 --> 00:21:54,512 (bottle thuds) - Ha! 555 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,832 - You know what? 556 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:56,976 I will do this. 557 00:21:56,977 --> 00:22:00,540 Okay, how about I stay around midnight-ish, 558 00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,488 party it up, get crunk, 559 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,228 and then someone takes me home. 560 00:22:05,229 --> 00:22:06,918 - Are you okay? 561 00:22:06,919 --> 00:22:08,132 Did somebody upset you? 562 00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:09,293 You know, we didn't mean to upset you. 563 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:10,127 - No! 564 00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:10,960 Are you kidding me? 565 00:22:10,961 --> 00:22:12,448 No, I'm just, it's nothing. 566 00:22:12,449 --> 00:22:14,580 It's just, you know what? 567 00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:16,162 It's stress. 568 00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:17,560 It's stress from the wedding. 569 00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:18,650 - Okay. - And I'm just 570 00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:20,500 a little jittery, but I'm fine. (laughs) 571 00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:22,851 I promise, I'm not Bridezilla or anything. 572 00:22:22,852 --> 00:22:26,791 - Did you wanna pray before everybody starts drinking? 573 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:28,659 I just, I know how this whole crowd can get. 574 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:30,725 - How does this crowd get? 575 00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:31,559 - You know what? 576 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,791 Why don't you go outside and pray 577 00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:33,911 where God might here you? 578 00:22:33,912 --> 00:22:34,745 - Okay, fine. 579 00:22:34,746 --> 00:22:36,279 I'll take you home at midnight, Nella. 580 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,863 TJ will monitor the drinking. - Great. 581 00:22:37,864 --> 00:22:39,227 - Carly, I wouldn't waste your breath, 582 00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:41,098 as there's not much of a hope in hell anyways. 583 00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:42,329 All right! (claps) 584 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,683 Party time! - Whoo-hoo! 585 00:22:43,684 --> 00:22:47,166 - TJ, drink monitor, get us some drinks. 586 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,757 Strong with double... - Mmm. 587 00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:52,359 - (sighs) I need to talk to you. 588 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360 - What? 589 00:22:54,335 --> 00:22:58,063 - When we were at the bar, Nella was gone for a long time. 590 00:22:58,064 --> 00:23:00,450 I went looking for her, 591 00:23:00,451 --> 00:23:04,618 and I found her in the bathroom with that bartender. 592 00:23:07,462 --> 00:23:08,793 - What do you mean? 593 00:23:08,794 --> 00:23:12,666 - I found them together in the bathroom. 594 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:13,791 They were hooking up, TJ. 595 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:14,625 - Shut up! 596 00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,458 - Hello? 597 00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:16,291 Can I get drinks? 598 00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:18,041 Where are the drinks? 599 00:23:19,851 --> 00:23:21,684 - Here are her drinks. 600 00:23:23,024 --> 00:23:25,437 - Can we get the drinks, though, today? 601 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,605 Oh, thank you! 602 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,230 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 603 00:23:29,231 --> 00:23:30,650 Yummy, thank you! 604 00:23:30,651 --> 00:23:33,446 - Okay, so to Nella and David. 605 00:23:33,447 --> 00:23:34,287 - Oh, hold on. 606 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,422 This one's for me, because you're my DD. 607 00:23:36,423 --> 00:23:37,566 - [TJ] Ha! 608 00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:39,005 - So cheers! 609 00:23:39,006 --> 00:23:40,074 - Cheers! 610 00:23:40,075 --> 00:23:42,977 ("Misfit" by Electrets) 611 00:23:42,978 --> 00:23:43,978 - Whoo! 612 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,238 (girls cheering) 613 00:23:58,239 --> 00:23:59,294 - Here we go. 614 00:23:59,295 --> 00:24:02,045 (girls cheering) 615 00:24:12,155 --> 00:24:13,572 - I want a drink! 616 00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:18,066 Hold up! 617 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,316 I need a drink! 618 00:24:22,174 --> 00:24:23,174 - Ew! 619 00:24:29,397 --> 00:24:33,564 (party favors popping) (girls cheering) 620 00:24:37,201 --> 00:24:38,419 ♫ I'm a mis, I'm a mis, 621 00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:39,815 ♫ I'm a misfit 622 00:24:39,816 --> 00:24:41,179 ♫ I'm a mis, I'm a mis, 623 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,355 ♫ I'm a misfit 624 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,787 ♫ You're a mis, you're a mis 625 00:24:43,788 --> 00:24:45,114 ♫ You're a misfit 626 00:24:45,115 --> 00:24:46,435 ♫ I'm a mis, I'm a mis, 627 00:24:46,436 --> 00:24:49,495 ♫ I'm a misfit 628 00:24:49,496 --> 00:24:54,003 - Come on, let's go. (laughs) 629 00:24:54,004 --> 00:24:56,315 Oh, it's boring. 630 00:24:56,316 --> 00:24:57,288 - What is? 631 00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,651 - (sighs) The party. 632 00:24:58,652 --> 00:25:01,007 I mean, Sarah's not very good at pulling a party together. 633 00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:03,491 That's why she had me in high school. 634 00:25:03,492 --> 00:25:05,140 Hey, can I bum one of those? 635 00:25:05,141 --> 00:25:06,378 - It's my lucky one. 636 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:10,469 - Yeah, you need it. (laughs) 637 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:13,397 This is pathetic. (laughs) 638 00:25:13,398 --> 00:25:15,740 - What's pathetic, Nella? 639 00:25:15,741 --> 00:25:16,908 - Oh, come on. 640 00:25:18,071 --> 00:25:19,170 Fine. (laughs) 641 00:25:19,171 --> 00:25:21,743 Okay, let's start with Carly. 642 00:25:21,744 --> 00:25:26,145 How tight do you thing her panties are right now? 643 00:25:26,146 --> 00:25:28,753 (laughing) 644 00:25:28,754 --> 00:25:30,709 Well, at least she's your problem now. 645 00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:32,427 - Lucky me. (laughs) 646 00:25:32,428 --> 00:25:33,428 - Yeah. 647 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,279 You know, I never said, "Thank you." 648 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280 - For what? 649 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:43,166 - For being so understanding 650 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,917 about the whole thing with David. 651 00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:50,269 - I didn't do it for you. 652 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:51,195 - It's just funny. 653 00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:53,426 It's just funny how things work out, isn't it? 654 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,034 It is. (laughs) 655 00:25:55,035 --> 00:25:58,178 If I were you, I would feel very lucky 656 00:25:58,179 --> 00:26:00,522 that I didn't have other problems to deal with, you know? 657 00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:02,666 I think we should cheers. 658 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:05,503 Cheers to you not worrying about that whole baby thing 659 00:26:05,504 --> 00:26:07,366 or it being my problem or anything like that. 660 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:10,014 Am I right? (laughs) 661 00:26:10,015 --> 00:26:10,848 - You didn't know. 662 00:26:10,849 --> 00:26:12,252 I'm so sorry... - It doesn't matter. 663 00:26:12,253 --> 00:26:13,753 - What baby thing? 664 00:26:16,773 --> 00:26:19,190 You murdered an unborn child? 665 00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:21,069 - Whoa! - It was a miscarriage, 666 00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:21,903 you dip-shit. 667 00:26:21,904 --> 00:26:24,129 Keep your mouth closed, or so help me, God. 668 00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:26,529 - A miscarriage due to smoking and drinking 669 00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:27,825 might as well be an abortion. 670 00:26:27,826 --> 00:26:28,937 (slaps soundly) 671 00:26:28,938 --> 00:26:29,794 - Whoa! 672 00:26:29,794 --> 00:26:30,794 Stop it! 673 00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,549 Is that it? 674 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,465 Is there no more? 675 00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:39,741 Please say there's no more. 676 00:26:39,742 --> 00:26:42,721 - (laughs) I mean, we are both very lucky girls. 677 00:26:42,722 --> 00:26:45,370 (laughs) Right? 678 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:49,553 - Hey, TJ, Sarah wants you for something. 679 00:26:49,554 --> 00:26:50,961 - What? 680 00:26:50,962 --> 00:26:53,379 (door slams) 681 00:26:56,562 --> 00:26:58,120 (laughing) 682 00:26:58,121 --> 00:26:59,288 Yes! Whoo-hoo! 683 00:27:00,275 --> 00:27:02,926 Shots, that's my girl. 684 00:27:02,927 --> 00:27:05,669 - You know I want one, a little something. 685 00:27:05,670 --> 00:27:06,503 - Perfect. 686 00:27:06,503 --> 00:27:07,442 - Mm-hmm. 687 00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:08,574 - Cheers. 688 00:27:08,575 --> 00:27:09,575 - Cheers. 689 00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:12,450 - Mmm. - Mmm. 690 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,506 Yum. - Yummy! (laughs) 691 00:27:16,507 --> 00:27:17,429 Can I ask you a question? 692 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:18,262 - Mm-hmm. 693 00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:20,762 - Was I a bitch in high school. 694 00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:22,008 - Oh, Nella. 695 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:22,846 - Yes? 696 00:27:22,847 --> 00:27:24,694 - You totally still are. 697 00:27:24,695 --> 00:27:25,528 - What? 698 00:27:25,529 --> 00:27:27,322 - Yeah, (laughs) you know you love it. 699 00:27:27,323 --> 00:27:29,066 - Yeah, I kinda do. (laughs) 700 00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,242 - Okay, I have a question. 701 00:27:30,243 --> 00:27:31,650 - Okay. 702 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,894 - What is the dealio with Brandon? 703 00:27:34,895 --> 00:27:38,214 Hotty with a body. - Whoa-oh-ho-ho-ho, yes! 704 00:27:38,215 --> 00:27:39,215 - Brando? 705 00:27:39,943 --> 00:27:42,966 Is this like a one-night stand kind of thing 706 00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:45,290 or a sizzlin' hot affair? 707 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:47,718 - It's, can I tell you, girl? 708 00:27:47,719 --> 00:27:49,126 I'm gonna tell you all the details. 709 00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:50,350 - Oh, yes! (Nella squeals) 710 00:27:50,351 --> 00:27:52,938 Only if it's really dirty, though. 711 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,645 - Eight-and-a-half inches. 712 00:27:55,646 --> 00:27:56,479 (laughing) 713 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,072 - Ho-ho-ho, wow! 714 00:27:58,073 --> 00:27:59,163 - You know what I'm talkin' about? (laughs) 715 00:27:59,164 --> 00:28:00,247 - I do, yeah. 716 00:28:01,121 --> 00:28:02,045 - Do you know what I'm talking about? 717 00:28:02,046 --> 00:28:03,485 - Yes, I know what you're talking about. 718 00:28:03,486 --> 00:28:04,837 - You a virgin? (gasps) 719 00:28:04,838 --> 00:28:05,671 - Nella, you know that I had... 720 00:28:05,671 --> 00:28:06,504 - Oh, my gosh! 721 00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:07,515 That's so freaking cute! 722 00:28:07,516 --> 00:28:10,000 Oh, it's so sweet you're so innocent. 723 00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:11,903 You're a virgin. (laughs) 724 00:28:11,904 --> 00:28:13,487 - No. 725 00:28:13,488 --> 00:28:16,435 - Yeah, you're gonna pour another one, 726 00:28:16,436 --> 00:28:17,588 and let's celebrate to that. 727 00:28:17,589 --> 00:28:19,052 You're a virgin, so cute. 728 00:28:19,053 --> 00:28:20,218 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 729 00:28:20,219 --> 00:28:22,836 and because I'm just so innocent, 730 00:28:22,837 --> 00:28:24,883 I think I'm gonna need a better description. 731 00:28:24,884 --> 00:28:26,492 You know, more details. 732 00:28:26,493 --> 00:28:30,288 - Okay, well, let me start by saying eight. 733 00:28:30,289 --> 00:28:31,860 - [Both] And-a-half inches. 734 00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:33,324 - Yeah. - He's amazing. 735 00:28:33,325 --> 00:28:34,711 - I got it. (Nella squeals) 736 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:38,167 Mmm, mmm, the question is 737 00:28:38,168 --> 00:28:39,094 what has he been doing with it? 738 00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:40,702 - Oh, my God. 739 00:28:40,703 --> 00:28:43,318 What has he not been doing with it. 740 00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:44,224 - Wow. - I mean, 741 00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:48,391 like, things I can't even describe, really. (laughs) 742 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,712 I get everything. 743 00:28:50,713 --> 00:28:51,546 Yeah. (laughs) 744 00:28:51,547 --> 00:28:52,584 - So dirty. 745 00:28:52,585 --> 00:28:53,418 - I know. 746 00:28:53,419 --> 00:28:55,048 - I bet even dirtier, though. 747 00:28:55,049 --> 00:28:56,764 How many times? 748 00:28:56,765 --> 00:28:57,598 - A day? 749 00:28:57,598 --> 00:28:58,431 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 750 00:28:58,431 --> 00:28:59,264 A lot. 751 00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:00,387 We have a lot of sex. (squeals) 752 00:29:00,388 --> 00:29:02,072 He's so hot. (laughs) - Oh. 753 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,888 And David has no idea. 754 00:29:03,889 --> 00:29:04,757 - What? 755 00:29:04,758 --> 00:29:06,015 - David, he doesn't know, like... 756 00:29:06,016 --> 00:29:08,315 (shot glass shatters) - Oops! 757 00:29:08,316 --> 00:29:10,976 (laughing) 758 00:29:10,977 --> 00:29:12,703 You're so sneaky. 759 00:29:12,704 --> 00:29:14,450 This is your dirty little secret, Nell-Nell. 760 00:29:14,451 --> 00:29:15,452 - Yeah. (laughs) 761 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:18,091 Oh, Jenny, you're so bad, I love it! 762 00:29:18,092 --> 00:29:20,447 (laughing) 763 00:29:20,448 --> 00:29:21,281 - Hey girls. 764 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,114 - Hi. - Hey. 765 00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:23,395 - What's the gossip? 766 00:29:23,396 --> 00:29:25,567 - We're talking about boys, 767 00:29:25,568 --> 00:29:28,218 and I think we should invite them over. 768 00:29:28,219 --> 00:29:29,219 - Uh, no. 769 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,479 - Ah, I can't unhear those words. 770 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,567 - And you guys know I'm not a virgin. 771 00:29:34,568 --> 00:29:35,448 I don't know what came over me. 772 00:29:35,449 --> 00:29:39,815 I just got so mad that I zeroed in for the kill. 773 00:29:39,816 --> 00:29:40,816 I'm sorry. 774 00:29:41,552 --> 00:29:43,643 - You don't have to apologize. 775 00:29:43,644 --> 00:29:45,598 - I mean, is it so terrible that I was mad 776 00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:47,315 that she didn't want me to be her bridesmaid? 777 00:29:47,316 --> 00:29:50,615 - She didn't want any of us to be her bridesmaids. 778 00:29:50,616 --> 00:29:51,449 Oh, come on! 779 00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:53,244 Even I knew that. 780 00:29:53,245 --> 00:29:54,839 You can persecute me all you want, 781 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,687 but Nella chose each and every one of you, 782 00:29:56,688 --> 00:29:59,187 because you are just like her. 783 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,683 - If you're so disgusted with us, Carly, 784 00:30:00,684 --> 00:30:02,331 why are you still here? 785 00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:03,431 Why don't you leave? 786 00:30:03,432 --> 00:30:05,190 - Guys, Carly is right. 787 00:30:05,191 --> 00:30:06,291 - Oh, come on, Sarah. 788 00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:07,775 - Think about it. 789 00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:10,415 When has Nella truly ever wanted to be our friend 790 00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:12,835 when she wasn't asking for something in exchange 791 00:30:12,836 --> 00:30:16,774 or using you to make her more popular? 792 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:19,557 - Or using you to bring her grades up? 793 00:30:19,558 --> 00:30:23,276 That was the only reason she came over after school. 794 00:30:23,277 --> 00:30:25,880 It was our little secret. 795 00:30:25,881 --> 00:30:29,044 I had a secret with Nella Kingsberry. 796 00:30:29,045 --> 00:30:31,407 - I was her project. 797 00:30:31,408 --> 00:30:33,224 She made sure I was on the cool side of the table 798 00:30:33,225 --> 00:30:35,600 as long as I kept pot in her pocket 799 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:38,669 so she looked cool at parties. 800 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,993 And she used me as a wing man, ironically, 801 00:30:41,994 --> 00:30:44,827 for all the guys she knew I liked. 802 00:30:45,976 --> 00:30:48,794 - I did awful things with her in high school. 803 00:30:48,795 --> 00:30:52,993 I wasted so much time being her partner in crime. 804 00:30:52,994 --> 00:30:55,545 I said terrible things to people. 805 00:30:55,546 --> 00:30:58,713 - But you're not those people anymore. 806 00:31:00,148 --> 00:31:03,036 High school is over, guys, and no one wants to live 807 00:31:03,037 --> 00:31:07,189 the rest of their lives being remembered like that. 808 00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:10,261 Look, I know that we live in a small town 809 00:31:10,262 --> 00:31:12,507 and that everywhere we look feels like 810 00:31:12,508 --> 00:31:13,848 an extension of high school, 811 00:31:13,849 --> 00:31:17,456 but it doesn't mean we have to let it be that way. 812 00:31:17,457 --> 00:31:21,287 So who's with me? 813 00:31:21,288 --> 00:31:23,684 Who wants to come with me and help bring down 814 00:31:23,685 --> 00:31:27,602 the infamous Nella Kingsberry? 815 00:31:34,577 --> 00:31:35,577 - I'll go. 816 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,253 It should be me. 817 00:31:39,373 --> 00:31:41,684 - Right, let's go then, Sarah. 818 00:31:41,685 --> 00:31:43,102 We won't be long. 819 00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:48,942 (door shuts) 820 00:31:52,394 --> 00:31:53,708 - Don't pretend that this isn't giving you 821 00:31:53,709 --> 00:31:55,344 some sort of a thrill. 822 00:31:55,345 --> 00:31:56,178 - What are you talking about? 823 00:31:56,179 --> 00:31:58,040 - You have been waiting for this day 824 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,868 since my brother and Nella started going out. 825 00:32:00,869 --> 00:32:02,867 - I'm sick of listening to you. 826 00:32:02,868 --> 00:32:06,972 - Why don't you go by Tammy Jane anymore? 827 00:32:06,973 --> 00:32:09,657 - Do not call me that. 828 00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:11,090 - Why, Tammy? 829 00:32:11,091 --> 00:32:12,915 - I swear to God, Carly. 830 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:15,282 You stole my brother's relationship with God. 831 00:32:15,283 --> 00:32:17,615 - (laughs) No, I didn't. 832 00:32:17,616 --> 00:32:20,275 - And then you murdered his unborn child. 833 00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,419 - I did not have an abortion, Carly. 834 00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:25,295 - That's why he left you, isn't it? 835 00:32:25,296 --> 00:32:26,296 - Shut up! 836 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:29,746 - You had to have known that David would never end up 837 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,367 with trailer trash like you. 838 00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:33,819 Fuck 839 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,019 you. 840 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,020 - TJ, can I talk to you? 841 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:46,680 - Why am I here? 842 00:32:46,681 --> 00:32:47,942 Why did I agree to be a bridesmaid? 843 00:32:47,943 --> 00:32:49,780 It's because I'm a fucking masochist, that's why. 844 00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:50,956 Fucking masochist. 845 00:32:50,957 --> 00:32:51,957 - Teej? 846 00:32:54,544 --> 00:32:56,711 David is coming over here. 847 00:32:58,955 --> 00:33:03,122 Carly called him and told him to come join the party. 848 00:33:07,656 --> 00:33:09,475 - When you gonna talk to her? 849 00:33:09,476 --> 00:33:10,707 - I don't know. 850 00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:15,215 Like when we get there or find her or whatever. 851 00:33:15,216 --> 00:33:16,955 - I mean TJ. 852 00:33:16,956 --> 00:33:20,314 - TJ, I, I don't. 853 00:33:20,315 --> 00:33:23,232 What are you trying to pull, Sarah? 854 00:33:24,278 --> 00:33:25,270 I'm, it's too late. 855 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:26,542 I can't do that now. 856 00:33:26,543 --> 00:33:28,018 - No, it's not. 857 00:33:28,019 --> 00:33:29,326 - Yeah, it is. 858 00:33:29,327 --> 00:33:32,098 I mean, she's still clearly in love with David, 859 00:33:32,099 --> 00:33:33,682 aka my best friend. 860 00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:37,472 Besides, I don't think, 861 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:40,098 I'm not the kind of guy she needs anyways. 862 00:33:40,099 --> 00:33:42,638 - You already have been, Drew. 863 00:33:42,639 --> 00:33:44,616 Listen, she and David are over. 864 00:33:44,617 --> 00:33:46,214 No matter what happens with Nella and David, 865 00:33:46,215 --> 00:33:49,886 TJ and David were always going to be over at some point, 866 00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:50,970 like so over. 867 00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:54,486 Just give her a little bit of time, 868 00:33:54,487 --> 00:33:57,111 but don't give up on her. 869 00:33:57,112 --> 00:33:58,356 - I have given her time. 870 00:33:58,357 --> 00:34:00,521 I've given her time and energy, 871 00:34:00,522 --> 00:34:04,141 and I've given her a shoulder to cry on. 872 00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,197 I mean, I feel like all I've done 873 00:34:06,198 --> 00:34:10,368 is talk her through about seven years of David. 874 00:34:10,369 --> 00:34:12,952 I feel like that's enough time. 875 00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:17,149 - But you haven't asked her out. 876 00:34:21,443 --> 00:34:25,174 - So how did the night end after that? 877 00:34:25,175 --> 00:34:26,361 - Whoo! 878 00:34:26,362 --> 00:34:27,513 - Stay. - Okay. 879 00:34:27,514 --> 00:34:30,177 - You're making me spill, you guys. 880 00:34:30,178 --> 00:34:31,178 Okay. 881 00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:33,656 (gasps) Carly's turn. 882 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,651 - No, I'm not playing. - Go, Carly. 883 00:34:35,652 --> 00:34:36,653 - Pick a card, Carly. 884 00:34:36,654 --> 00:34:37,654 Pick a card. 885 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:39,856 - Five. 886 00:34:39,857 --> 00:34:41,111 - Five, okay. 887 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:42,222 Five. 888 00:34:42,223 --> 00:34:46,235 We are going to try to touch our noses with our fingers, 889 00:34:46,236 --> 00:34:48,018 and whoever doesn't do it loses, okay? 890 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:48,872 - (laughs) What? - On the count of three. 891 00:34:48,873 --> 00:34:50,245 (laughs) Ready? 892 00:34:50,246 --> 00:34:53,287 One, two, three! 893 00:34:53,288 --> 00:34:54,121 - [Carly] Nella, you lose. 894 00:34:54,121 --> 00:34:54,954 - Did I miss it? 895 00:34:54,955 --> 00:34:57,165 - Oh, take a drink, Nella! (laughs) 896 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,691 - Uh, whatever. - Take a drink, take a drink, 897 00:34:58,692 --> 00:34:59,525 take a drink. 898 00:34:59,525 --> 00:35:00,358 - Cheersies. 899 00:35:00,358 --> 00:35:01,191 - Cheers! 900 00:35:01,192 --> 00:35:04,522 I'll drink with you. (laughs) - Mmm. 901 00:35:04,523 --> 00:35:05,930 - Mmm, yum. 902 00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:06,980 - This is pretty strong. (laughs) 903 00:35:06,981 --> 00:35:09,981 - Okay, TJ's turn. 904 00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:13,263 - What's ace? 905 00:35:13,264 --> 00:35:15,944 - Ooh, never have I ever! 906 00:35:15,945 --> 00:35:17,772 Everybody put three fingers in the air. 907 00:35:17,773 --> 00:35:18,606 - [Carly] No. 908 00:35:18,607 --> 00:35:20,016 - Yes, this is the fun part! 909 00:35:20,017 --> 00:35:21,688 - [Carly] No. 910 00:35:21,689 --> 00:35:25,548 - So, we start with TJ, and we each have to say something 911 00:35:25,549 --> 00:35:28,024 that we have not done, okay? 912 00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:31,851 And if anyone's done it, they lose a finger. 913 00:35:31,852 --> 00:35:32,929 - Drink that water, Nella. 914 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:33,763 - Oh. 915 00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,428 - Never have I ever... - This gonna be kind of hard 916 00:35:35,429 --> 00:35:36,727 for us, right, Sarah? 917 00:35:36,728 --> 00:35:38,608 (laughs) Because of all of our behavior in high school. 918 00:35:38,609 --> 00:35:39,442 - Okay. 919 00:35:39,442 --> 00:35:40,275 - Do you remember? 920 00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:41,322 - Okay, keep goin', TJ. 921 00:35:41,323 --> 00:35:43,376 - Never have I ever... - (gasps) Oh, my gosh! 922 00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:44,565 Do you remember our game with Coach Anderson? 923 00:35:44,566 --> 00:35:46,698 - Okay, high school memory time is over. 924 00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:48,549 - Never have I ever... 925 00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:51,221 - Carly, can I ask you a question? 926 00:35:51,222 --> 00:35:52,309 Have you lost weight? 927 00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:53,621 You look really good. 928 00:35:53,622 --> 00:35:55,003 - Thank you, Nella. 929 00:35:55,004 --> 00:35:58,777 Yeah, I lost a couple of sizes over the summer. 930 00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:00,793 You're a size five, right? 931 00:36:00,794 --> 00:36:01,825 - Enough, Nella. 932 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,477 - I wear size five, Sarah. 933 00:36:03,478 --> 00:36:04,311 - [Carly] You do? 934 00:36:04,312 --> 00:36:07,115 - I do, mm-hmm, when I wanna wear something 935 00:36:07,116 --> 00:36:11,188 really, really, really, really, really baggy, 936 00:36:11,189 --> 00:36:12,022 like during my lady time. 937 00:36:12,023 --> 00:36:13,886 - Yeah. (laughs) 938 00:36:13,887 --> 00:36:16,735 Yeah, mine are a little baggy, too. 939 00:36:16,736 --> 00:36:18,068 - So, yeah, if you lose a couple more pounds, 940 00:36:18,069 --> 00:36:20,180 then we could share clothes, right? 941 00:36:20,181 --> 00:36:21,014 - Yeah. (laughing) 942 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:21,964 - [Sarah] Never have I ever, TJ. 943 00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:23,410 What have you never done? 944 00:36:23,411 --> 00:36:24,244 - [TJ Voiceover] There are moments in life 945 00:36:24,245 --> 00:36:27,074 when you see your mortal enemy struggling, 946 00:36:27,075 --> 00:36:30,363 and the sick satisfaction washes over you. 947 00:36:30,364 --> 00:36:32,366 Then there are moments you find yourself invited 948 00:36:32,367 --> 00:36:34,851 to participate in the infliction. 949 00:36:34,852 --> 00:36:37,623 I'd like to say I chose the higher road, and when I'm old, 950 00:36:37,624 --> 00:36:39,966 I can look back, pleased with myself, 951 00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:43,014 but sometimes that's just not the human response. 952 00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:47,378 Never have I ever puked up my food on purpose. 953 00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:49,629 (laughing) 954 00:36:51,968 --> 00:36:54,542 - Yeah, that was a good one. 955 00:36:54,543 --> 00:36:56,723 - Hey, that's me. 956 00:36:56,724 --> 00:36:58,867 - Oh, yeah, I forgot. 957 00:36:58,868 --> 00:36:59,883 You went through that phase. 958 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,718 - Yeah, it was so stupid. 959 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,086 I had this friend that made... I thought that was Carly. 960 00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:05,533 - Jenny, it's your turn. 961 00:37:05,534 --> 00:37:08,590 - (clears throat) Okay. 962 00:37:08,591 --> 00:37:12,327 Never have I ever... (laughs) 963 00:37:12,328 --> 00:37:13,620 No, I totally did that. - You did not! 964 00:37:13,621 --> 00:37:14,666 You did not! 965 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,559 (laughing) 966 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,583 - Okay, okay. 967 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:22,490 Never have I ever 968 00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:23,361 kissed a girl. 969 00:37:23,361 --> 00:37:24,361 - Ew! 970 00:37:26,431 --> 00:37:28,776 - (gasps) Really? - What? 971 00:37:28,777 --> 00:37:29,610 - [Carly] What? 972 00:37:29,611 --> 00:37:31,108 - I was trying to tell you. 973 00:37:31,109 --> 00:37:34,044 I had this friend fall semester that I did, you know. 974 00:37:34,045 --> 00:37:36,030 (laughs) 975 00:37:36,031 --> 00:37:37,031 You know. 976 00:37:38,331 --> 00:37:39,255 - I'm getting out of here. 977 00:37:39,256 --> 00:37:40,474 - Oh, no. - Excuse me. 978 00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:41,308 - It's your turn. 979 00:37:41,309 --> 00:37:42,902 - No, no, no. I am gonna go. 980 00:37:42,903 --> 00:37:45,246 - Nella, you can't leave yet. - Where my purse, guys? 981 00:37:45,247 --> 00:37:47,798 - Yeah, you have to stay until you play, 982 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:48,632 and it's your turn. 983 00:37:48,632 --> 00:37:49,465 - [Nella] I'm leaving. 984 00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:50,298 It's late. 985 00:37:50,298 --> 00:37:51,140 I have to go. 986 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:52,063 - It's 987 00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:52,944 your 988 00:37:52,945 --> 00:37:54,035 turn. 989 00:37:54,036 --> 00:37:55,036 - Fine, um, 990 00:37:56,556 --> 00:37:58,489 never have I ever been to New York. 991 00:37:58,490 --> 00:37:59,323 There you go! 992 00:37:59,323 --> 00:38:00,156 - [Jenny] Boo! 993 00:38:00,156 --> 00:38:00,989 That doesn't count. 994 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:02,091 - Oh! - Again! 995 00:38:02,092 --> 00:38:03,751 - I don't know. 996 00:38:03,752 --> 00:38:04,752 Okay. 997 00:38:06,557 --> 00:38:09,471 Never have I ever done my own homework. 998 00:38:09,472 --> 00:38:13,023 - (laughs) Try again. 999 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,386 - I'm all out of ideas, okay? 1000 00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:15,455 I don't know. 1001 00:38:15,456 --> 00:38:17,637 - Hmm, here I'll help you, okay? 1002 00:38:17,638 --> 00:38:21,805 Never have I ever cheated on my fiance. 1003 00:38:23,864 --> 00:38:26,781 - (laughs) Really? 1004 00:38:29,012 --> 00:38:32,262 Never have I ever cheated on my fiance. 1005 00:38:33,226 --> 00:38:34,110 Where's my purse? 1006 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,618 - Hey, cut the shit! 1007 00:38:35,619 --> 00:38:36,926 We know. 1008 00:38:36,927 --> 00:38:38,466 - [Nella] Could you be a little more specific? 1009 00:38:38,467 --> 00:38:39,654 I don't know what you're talking about. 1010 00:38:39,655 --> 00:38:41,527 - You know damn well what we're talking about. 1011 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:42,517 - Mmm... 1012 00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:44,100 Oh, you know what? 1013 00:38:44,101 --> 00:38:45,254 Actually, my ride is almost here, 1014 00:38:45,255 --> 00:38:46,708 so I need my purse now! 1015 00:38:46,709 --> 00:38:47,894 - Wait, what ride? 1016 00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:48,886 I thought I was your ride. 1017 00:38:48,887 --> 00:38:51,337 Why am I sober right now? 1018 00:38:51,338 --> 00:38:53,956 - I didn't want to ruin your fun, so I got a car. 1019 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:54,881 - I 1020 00:38:54,881 --> 00:38:55,714 am 1021 00:38:55,715 --> 00:38:56,893 Sober. 1022 00:38:56,894 --> 00:38:58,467 I can drive. 1023 00:38:58,468 --> 00:39:00,135 - Nella, look at me. 1024 00:39:01,228 --> 00:39:02,061 - No! 1025 00:39:02,062 --> 00:39:05,277 You're just gonna look at me with your emotastic eyes, okay? 1026 00:39:05,278 --> 00:39:07,182 Let me tell you, that look? 1027 00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:08,052 It's over. 1028 00:39:08,053 --> 00:39:12,131 It's over, just like your relationship with my fiance. 1029 00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:13,662 - You know what else is over, Nella? 1030 00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:14,991 High school. 1031 00:39:14,992 --> 00:39:15,970 - Good one. 1032 00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:16,803 Awesome. 1033 00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:17,709 Ten points. 1034 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,942 Did they teach you those comebacks at Stanford? 1035 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:22,879 - You're dodging the subject, Nella. 1036 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,882 Why are you cheating on David? 1037 00:39:24,883 --> 00:39:27,455 After everything, why? 1038 00:39:27,456 --> 00:39:31,623 - You know, TJ, I am so sick of your past trauma 1039 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,244 being a warrant for you to police everyone's behavior. 1040 00:39:36,245 --> 00:39:37,201 I'm sick of it. 1041 00:39:37,202 --> 00:39:38,886 - Nella, stop it. 1042 00:39:38,887 --> 00:39:39,974 - That's not the point. 1043 00:39:39,975 --> 00:39:41,678 This isn't about me. 1044 00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:44,177 - Of course this is about you. 1045 00:39:44,178 --> 00:39:47,053 Let me ask you, TJ, 1046 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:49,447 what is it that you think is gonna happen? 1047 00:39:49,448 --> 00:39:52,069 Do you think that he's gonna come crawling back to you, 1048 00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:55,302 that he's gonna realize what a witch I am, 1049 00:39:55,303 --> 00:39:58,975 that you guys are gonna live happily ever after 1050 00:39:58,976 --> 00:40:00,000 and that you're gonna talk about 1051 00:40:00,001 --> 00:40:02,365 how he almost married that whore, Nella? 1052 00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:03,817 - Nella, this is cruel. 1053 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,357 Stop it! 1054 00:40:05,358 --> 00:40:08,766 - There you are, little savior, Sarah. 1055 00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:10,658 - Don't look at me and tell me 1056 00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:13,159 that high school's over, okay? 1057 00:40:14,014 --> 00:40:16,653 So what if I'm cheating on him? 1058 00:40:16,654 --> 00:40:20,569 He's my fiance, and it's our relationship. 1059 00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,881 It's none of your business. 1060 00:40:22,882 --> 00:40:25,057 - We'll call David. 1061 00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:28,929 If you walk out that door, we are calling David. 1062 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:30,669 - Well, that sounds like a mistake. 1063 00:40:30,670 --> 00:40:33,262 - (sighs) Why? 1064 00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,430 - You wanna find out, Jen? 1065 00:40:36,286 --> 00:40:39,113 Go ahead. (laughs) 1066 00:40:39,114 --> 00:40:43,349 You clearly have no idea who I am 1067 00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:46,144 and what I'm capable of! 1068 00:40:46,145 --> 00:40:48,628 Now where's my purse? 1069 00:40:48,629 --> 00:40:49,629 - Jenny. 1070 00:40:53,570 --> 00:40:55,045 - [Nella] Thank you. 1071 00:40:55,046 --> 00:40:56,429 (purse thuds) 1072 00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:58,045 You stupid bitch. 1073 00:40:58,046 --> 00:41:01,347 (knocking at door) 1074 00:41:01,348 --> 00:41:02,578 - Oh, look. 1075 00:41:02,579 --> 00:41:03,829 Brandon's here. 1076 00:41:04,692 --> 00:41:06,078 Is he your ride? 1077 00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:07,706 - Hey, ladies. 1078 00:41:07,707 --> 00:41:10,543 Looks like somebody's been havin' some fun. 1079 00:41:10,544 --> 00:41:11,907 Wish I coulda joined ya. 1080 00:41:11,908 --> 00:41:13,481 - He smells like weed. 1081 00:41:13,482 --> 00:41:16,814 - It looks like it's time for me to get some shut-eye. 1082 00:41:16,815 --> 00:41:19,648 Big day tomorrow, so see you guys! 1083 00:41:21,905 --> 00:41:23,572 - What was that for? 1084 00:41:24,628 --> 00:41:27,984 - To make you the hero, I guess. 1085 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:28,883 - Night, ladies. 1086 00:41:28,883 --> 00:41:29,807 - Night, ladies. 1087 00:41:29,808 --> 00:41:31,390 I la-la all of you. 1088 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,512 - I la-la you, too! 1089 00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:44,738 - Well, what're we gonna do? 1090 00:41:56,077 --> 00:41:59,055 - I know you're all gonna make fun of me, 1091 00:41:59,056 --> 00:41:59,889 but in times like these, 1092 00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:03,389 we can always turn to the power of prayer. 1093 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,952 - And then we called you. 1094 00:42:11,953 --> 00:42:13,203 - So that's it. 1095 00:42:15,892 --> 00:42:18,443 - Well, I did have a conversation 1096 00:42:18,444 --> 00:42:20,776 with a drunken TJ about you. 1097 00:42:20,777 --> 00:42:21,610 - What? 1098 00:42:21,611 --> 00:42:23,076 Really? 1099 00:42:23,077 --> 00:42:24,877 - That was interesting. 1100 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,813 - Wait, what did she say? 1101 00:42:26,814 --> 00:42:28,552 - None of you damn business. 1102 00:42:28,553 --> 00:42:29,553 - Seriously? 1103 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:32,721 - Well, it's not. 1104 00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:34,120 - Well, you just made it my business. 1105 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:36,374 (laughs) 1106 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:39,299 - What are we gonna tell him? 1107 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:40,300 - We... 1108 00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:42,150 We... 1109 00:42:42,832 --> 00:42:44,437 Oh, we can't let him come here. 1110 00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:46,648 We have to stop him. 1111 00:42:46,649 --> 00:42:47,649 Damn it! 1112 00:42:48,786 --> 00:42:50,037 - This is all my fault. 1113 00:42:50,038 --> 00:42:51,609 I shouldn't have let her go, 1114 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:53,229 and now David is gonna get really hurt by this... 1115 00:42:53,230 --> 00:42:57,342 - Stop saying this is your fault, Jenny! 1116 00:42:57,343 --> 00:42:59,510 Nella planned it this way. 1117 00:43:02,031 --> 00:43:03,031 I'm sorry. 1118 00:43:03,826 --> 00:43:05,993 I know how you feel, okay? 1119 00:43:11,608 --> 00:43:14,216 - Maybe Carly's right. 1120 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:18,045 Maybe we are all like Nella in some sick way. 1121 00:43:18,046 --> 00:43:19,232 I mean, seriously, though, 1122 00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:23,129 I did like seeing her make Carly uncomfortable tonight, 1123 00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:24,745 the same way that I pushed Nella 1124 00:43:24,746 --> 00:43:27,805 to confess that she cheated. 1125 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:29,037 - That doesn't make us like her. 1126 00:43:29,038 --> 00:43:31,477 That makes us human. 1127 00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:32,978 - Well, I hate it. 1128 00:43:41,235 --> 00:43:42,735 Teej, 1129 00:43:44,732 --> 00:43:46,399 for what it's worth, 1130 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:51,125 I think you would've made a really good Mom. 1131 00:43:54,938 --> 00:43:56,271 - Thanks, Jenny. 1132 00:43:59,272 --> 00:44:01,855 (sighs deeply) 1133 00:44:04,656 --> 00:44:06,156 We gotta tell him. 1134 00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:09,220 - Yeah. 1135 00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:15,027 - What're you doin'? 1136 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:17,028 - None of your business. 1137 00:44:19,582 --> 00:44:20,605 - I'm gonna go make a phone call. 1138 00:44:20,606 --> 00:44:23,567 (knocking at door) 1139 00:44:23,568 --> 00:44:24,568 - Oh, shit. 1140 00:44:30,657 --> 00:44:31,657 - Surprise! 1141 00:44:33,724 --> 00:44:36,141 Party's here. 1142 00:44:40,215 --> 00:44:43,799 Oh, I'm, am I interrupting girl time? 1143 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,084 They told me I was okay to come over. 1144 00:44:45,085 --> 00:44:46,085 I'm sorry. 1145 00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:50,939 Guys, what is goin' on here? 1146 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,523 Is everything okay? 1147 00:44:57,716 --> 00:44:58,883 Where's Nella? 1148 00:44:59,939 --> 00:45:01,786 - [Drew] (groans) Ah, shit! 1149 00:45:01,787 --> 00:45:04,037 - [Sarah] Drew, be careful! 1150 00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:11,158 - [Drew] (breathing heavily) We're in. 1151 00:45:11,159 --> 00:45:13,992 (light clicks on) 1152 00:45:14,911 --> 00:45:18,838 - Well, she's not sleeping. (phone dialing) 1153 00:45:18,839 --> 00:45:21,114 - [Nella Voice Message] Hey, sorry I missed your call. 1154 00:45:21,115 --> 00:45:22,115 Not really. 1155 00:45:22,116 --> 00:45:22,949 Leave a message, and maybe I'll... 1156 00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:24,461 - Still not answering. 1157 00:45:24,462 --> 00:45:26,650 - Have you tried texting her? 1158 00:45:26,651 --> 00:45:27,651 - You try. 1159 00:45:29,531 --> 00:45:32,031 - Pick up your damn-ass phone! 1160 00:45:33,615 --> 00:45:36,274 - I like the sort of shrine she built for herself. 1161 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:39,134 - Yeah, there's not even a picture of David. 1162 00:45:39,135 --> 00:45:40,718 - It's sad, really. 1163 00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:43,513 - I'm getting my beauty sleep. 1164 00:45:43,514 --> 00:45:45,186 That's funny, because I'm standing in your room. 1165 00:45:45,187 --> 00:45:47,104 Get your ass over here! 1166 00:45:51,063 --> 00:45:53,009 Why is she like this? 1167 00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:54,052 - She's always been like this. 1168 00:45:54,053 --> 00:45:58,874 - (sighs) What's the matter with me? 1169 00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:01,292 - Do you wanna talk about it? 1170 00:46:09,018 --> 00:46:11,351 (slaps leg) 1171 00:46:18,114 --> 00:46:21,483 (screams loudly) 1172 00:46:21,484 --> 00:46:25,651 (decorations ripping) (loud grunts) 1173 00:46:30,341 --> 00:46:34,539 (whacking table) (loud grunts) 1174 00:46:34,540 --> 00:46:35,373 Ugh! 1175 00:46:35,374 --> 00:46:37,231 Brandon Scott? 1176 00:46:37,232 --> 00:46:38,065 - David. 1177 00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:38,994 - Are you kidding me? 1178 00:46:38,995 --> 00:46:40,580 Isn't he a drug dealer or something? 1179 00:46:40,581 --> 00:46:41,924 - I think this is just like in the Bible 1180 00:46:41,925 --> 00:46:43,346 when they talk about being unequally yoked. 1181 00:46:43,347 --> 00:46:44,180 Maybe this... 1182 00:46:44,181 --> 00:46:45,611 - Stop talking! 1183 00:46:45,612 --> 00:46:47,596 - Well, I mean someone has to speak the truth. 1184 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:49,627 I hate to be the one to say it. 1185 00:46:49,628 --> 00:46:50,747 - Well, then don't say it. 1186 00:46:50,748 --> 00:46:52,410 - Well, David, I'm worried about you. 1187 00:46:52,411 --> 00:46:53,826 Are you gonna be okay? 1188 00:46:53,827 --> 00:46:55,003 - No. - You can talk to me. 1189 00:46:55,004 --> 00:46:56,471 - No, Carly, no, I'm not going to be okay. 1190 00:46:56,472 --> 00:46:59,273 I just found out that my wife-to-be is cheating on me. 1191 00:46:59,274 --> 00:47:00,833 - Okay, well, would you feel better talking about it 1192 00:47:00,834 --> 00:47:02,334 if TJ wasn't here? 1193 00:47:09,112 --> 00:47:10,449 (door slams) 1194 00:47:10,450 --> 00:47:12,533 - What is wrong with you? 1195 00:47:13,762 --> 00:47:14,642 - [David] Tammy Jane. 1196 00:47:14,642 --> 00:47:15,481 - [TJ] Stay away from me. 1197 00:47:15,481 --> 00:47:16,314 - [David] Tammy Jane. 1198 00:47:16,314 --> 00:47:17,248 - [TJ] Stay away from me! 1199 00:47:17,249 --> 00:47:19,970 - Hey, hey, hey, Tammy, please? 1200 00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:20,804 - Freak! 1201 00:47:20,805 --> 00:47:21,858 - Hey, hey, hey, can you please not hit me? 1202 00:47:21,859 --> 00:47:23,427 Can we just talk? 1203 00:47:23,428 --> 00:47:24,639 - Why'd you leave me? 1204 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,090 - (sighs) Oh, come on, Tammy. 1205 00:47:26,091 --> 00:47:26,924 You know why. 1206 00:47:26,925 --> 00:47:29,818 - Oh, 'cause you're so stupid! 1207 00:47:29,819 --> 00:47:31,119 - Please, I'm sorry. 1208 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,708 You know I didn't mean it like that. 1209 00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:34,468 - You were afraid, admit it, 1210 00:47:34,469 --> 00:47:36,260 so you chose the easy way out. 1211 00:47:36,261 --> 00:47:38,009 - Yes, yes, of course I was scared. 1212 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:40,127 I was being plunged into a life I hadn't decided 1213 00:47:40,128 --> 00:47:41,218 I even wanted yet. 1214 00:47:41,219 --> 00:47:43,089 - I didn't get to decide. 1215 00:47:43,090 --> 00:47:45,518 It was chosen for me, and you just got to run. 1216 00:47:45,519 --> 00:47:47,328 - Yes, it was exactly like that. 1217 00:47:47,329 --> 00:47:50,162 You know, (sighs) 1218 00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:55,460 everything I tried to give you, everything, 1219 00:47:55,461 --> 00:47:57,544 you shot back in my face. 1220 00:47:59,111 --> 00:48:01,009 You don't think I was hurt by you, too, Tammy? 1221 00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:02,010 I loved you. 1222 00:48:03,989 --> 00:48:08,156 - (breathes heavily) I didn't mean to. 1223 00:48:09,127 --> 00:48:10,127 - I know. 1224 00:48:11,759 --> 00:48:12,926 I know, Tammy. 1225 00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:17,580 We never meant to, but that's what we did. 1226 00:48:17,581 --> 00:48:21,918 We didn't fall apart because of what happened. 1227 00:48:21,919 --> 00:48:23,398 We fell apart, because we couldn't be 1228 00:48:23,399 --> 00:48:24,527 what each other needed. 1229 00:48:24,528 --> 00:48:27,140 - (breathes heavily) And Nella? 1230 00:48:27,141 --> 00:48:28,300 Is that what you need? 1231 00:48:28,301 --> 00:48:31,468 How's that workin' out for you, David? 1232 00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:36,278 - People make mistakes. 1233 00:48:36,279 --> 00:48:38,871 - [TJ] Hmm, still takin' the easy way out, I see. 1234 00:48:38,872 --> 00:48:42,261 - You know? (sighs) 1235 00:48:42,262 --> 00:48:43,290 That's not fair. 1236 00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:46,107 - What's not fair is being abandoned and pregnant. 1237 00:48:46,108 --> 00:48:48,878 - [David] It wasn't like that. 1238 00:48:48,879 --> 00:48:50,710 - Spoken like a true cheater. 1239 00:48:50,711 --> 00:48:53,088 - I never cheated on you, Tammy. 1240 00:48:53,089 --> 00:48:55,717 - Well, you might as well have. 1241 00:48:55,718 --> 00:48:56,551 Ha! 1242 00:48:56,552 --> 00:48:57,876 What makes her so special? 1243 00:48:57,877 --> 00:48:59,957 Please tell me. 1244 00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:04,125 How long was it before she had a ring on her finger? 1245 00:49:05,635 --> 00:49:06,635 Six 1246 00:49:07,396 --> 00:49:08,387 months. 1247 00:49:08,387 --> 00:49:09,387 Six months. 1248 00:49:11,628 --> 00:49:14,296 What could she give you in six months 1249 00:49:14,297 --> 00:49:17,630 that I couldn't give you in seven years? 1250 00:49:20,038 --> 00:49:22,038 (sighs) 1251 00:49:23,969 --> 00:49:25,336 - Look, I don't have an answer 1252 00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:28,670 that's gonna make you happy, Tammy Jane. 1253 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:34,128 I didn't make the right choices with you, 1254 00:49:34,129 --> 00:49:35,379 and I am sorry. 1255 00:49:37,788 --> 00:49:39,808 And I don't know what it was with Nella 1256 00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:41,037 that made anything different. 1257 00:49:41,038 --> 00:49:41,871 I don't know. 1258 00:49:41,872 --> 00:49:44,121 It just did. 1259 00:49:47,948 --> 00:49:51,615 I don't wish anything but happiness for you, 1260 00:49:53,588 --> 00:49:55,921 but I can't be that for you, 1261 00:49:56,908 --> 00:49:59,075 and I think you know that. 1262 00:50:02,798 --> 00:50:07,636 - I don't wish anything but happiness for you either, David, 1263 00:50:07,637 --> 00:50:10,656 but not by taking the easy way out. 1264 00:50:10,657 --> 00:50:13,324 That happiness, it doesn't last. 1265 00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:18,431 - You don't know that. 1266 00:50:23,278 --> 00:50:24,445 - So what now? 1267 00:50:27,118 --> 00:50:29,868 Are you gonna marry her tomorrow? 1268 00:50:31,705 --> 00:50:34,205 (David sighs) 1269 00:50:37,215 --> 00:50:39,798 (phone buzzes) 1270 00:50:42,929 --> 00:50:43,929 - It's Drew. 1271 00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:46,408 - Don't answer it. 1272 00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:48,798 Don't. 1273 00:50:58,238 --> 00:50:59,321 - [David] Yo. 1274 00:51:00,748 --> 00:51:03,465 Yeah, yeah, I'm at the hotel. (retreating footsteps) 1275 00:51:03,466 --> 00:51:04,466 No. 1276 00:51:05,407 --> 00:51:06,824 No, they told me. 1277 00:51:08,076 --> 00:51:10,409 Yeah, fine, I'm, I'm comin'. 1278 00:51:13,907 --> 00:51:17,935 (unintelligible whisper) 1279 00:51:17,936 --> 00:51:20,519 (sighs deeply) 1280 00:51:27,225 --> 00:51:30,597 - (laughs) Stop it. 1281 00:51:30,598 --> 00:51:32,037 I'm getting married tomorrow. 1282 00:51:32,038 --> 00:51:32,871 (laughs) 1283 00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:35,454 Okay? (laughs) 1284 00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:40,923 Okay, I'm going, but you're coming with me. 1285 00:51:41,981 --> 00:51:43,121 - Oh, fuck. 1286 00:51:43,122 --> 00:51:44,704 Those fuckers, they're here. 1287 00:51:44,705 --> 00:51:45,538 - Be nice. 1288 00:51:45,539 --> 00:51:47,494 - [TJ Voiceover] Sarah wasn't always a good person. 1289 00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:50,231 It took her a long time to get there. 1290 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:52,712 Something did change for her that night, though. 1291 00:51:52,713 --> 00:51:56,094 The last bit of fear Nella had been hanging over her head, 1292 00:51:56,095 --> 00:51:59,702 Sarah wrapped it up and got rid of it for the last time. 1293 00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:01,581 I think we all knew this was the end 1294 00:52:01,582 --> 00:52:04,952 of our friendship with Nella for good. 1295 00:52:04,953 --> 00:52:07,572 - Oh, hello my fair lesbian friend. 1296 00:52:07,573 --> 00:52:08,826 - Shut the fuck up. 1297 00:52:08,827 --> 00:52:09,768 Hey! 1298 00:52:09,768 --> 00:52:10,644 You! 1299 00:52:10,645 --> 00:52:12,227 Oatmeal cookie boy. 1300 00:52:13,568 --> 00:52:14,729 - Okay, kitten. 1301 00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:16,038 - No! 1302 00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:19,078 I hope you're really happy one day. 1303 00:52:19,079 --> 00:52:19,912 - All right. 1304 00:52:19,913 --> 00:52:22,729 - Okay, I hope that someday you are a very happy person 1305 00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:25,169 so you can fully understand all the unhappiness 1306 00:52:25,170 --> 00:52:26,678 you caused a lot of people. 1307 00:52:26,679 --> 00:52:28,577 - Look, I'm not the one that seduced her, all right? 1308 00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:29,559 - What does that matter? 1309 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,758 She's getting married. 1310 00:52:30,759 --> 00:52:31,610 - Yeah, well, maybe her husband 1311 00:52:31,611 --> 00:52:34,277 should keep a closer eye on her. 1312 00:52:37,447 --> 00:52:39,279 - That was rude. 1313 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,296 - David's coming. 1314 00:52:40,297 --> 00:52:41,367 - What? 1315 00:52:41,368 --> 00:52:43,285 Wait, you called David? 1316 00:52:44,419 --> 00:52:45,738 You called David over a little bit 1317 00:52:45,739 --> 00:52:47,007 of the wedding-day jitters? 1318 00:52:47,008 --> 00:52:49,047 - You call this jitters? 1319 00:52:49,048 --> 00:52:51,548 Fucking the bartender the night before your wedding? 1320 00:52:51,549 --> 00:52:53,125 This is far beyond jitters, Nella, 1321 00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:54,766 and I'm not sure I'll ever understand exactly 1322 00:52:54,767 --> 00:52:55,600 what it is with you. 1323 00:52:55,601 --> 00:52:57,778 - That's because you don't know how to let your hair down 1324 00:52:57,779 --> 00:52:58,818 and have some fun. 1325 00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:00,258 - Stop it with these games. 1326 00:53:00,259 --> 00:53:01,259 This isn't fun. 1327 00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:02,799 - The old Sarah would have asked me, 1328 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,076 does he have a brother? 1329 00:53:04,077 --> 00:53:05,077 Oh, please. 1330 00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:07,506 It was good to just not jump on board. 1331 00:53:07,507 --> 00:53:08,818 You were always the last one to cave, 1332 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:10,698 the last one to join in on the games, 1333 00:53:10,699 --> 00:53:14,247 and the last one to lose your virginity. (laughs) 1334 00:53:14,248 --> 00:53:15,081 - Gross. 1335 00:53:15,082 --> 00:53:16,658 - You know what? 1336 00:53:16,659 --> 00:53:18,658 You're always the first person to thank me 1337 00:53:18,659 --> 00:53:20,348 for pushing you over the edge, 1338 00:53:20,349 --> 00:53:22,726 for making you feel alive, okay, so lighten up, 1339 00:53:22,727 --> 00:53:24,795 because I don't like the stick up your ass. 1340 00:53:24,796 --> 00:53:27,756 - I'm not proud of my past, Nella. 1341 00:53:27,757 --> 00:53:29,447 I'm not proud of that shit. 1342 00:53:29,448 --> 00:53:31,287 It haunts me. 1343 00:53:31,288 --> 00:53:33,338 We were bad people. 1344 00:53:33,339 --> 00:53:34,926 - Oh, wait. 1345 00:53:34,927 --> 00:53:36,959 What you're telling me is that you were having 1346 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,657 the best time being sober tonight? 1347 00:53:39,658 --> 00:53:40,491 No. 1348 00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:42,106 See, what I think, (laughs) 1349 00:53:42,107 --> 00:53:44,748 I think that you were just afraid that the old Sarah 1350 00:53:44,749 --> 00:53:46,258 was gonna come out and that she's gonna make 1351 00:53:46,259 --> 00:53:48,079 really bad decisions. 1352 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:48,913 But you know what? 1353 00:53:48,914 --> 00:53:50,239 I miss that old Sarah. 1354 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:51,738 - Stop it. 1355 00:53:51,739 --> 00:53:52,927 - No, I'm not gonna stop it. 1356 00:53:52,928 --> 00:53:55,268 It wasn't fun making fun of Carly all by myself. 1357 00:53:55,269 --> 00:53:58,188 Let's not forget who started that joke in the first place. 1358 00:53:58,189 --> 00:53:59,166 - Leave her alone. 1359 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:01,159 She has real problems, and it's my fault. 1360 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,399 - Oh, really? 1361 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:06,887 So, so it's not my fault that she has scars on her wrists? 1362 00:54:06,888 --> 00:54:09,058 Listen, I don't think that I'm the bad guy here. 1363 00:54:09,059 --> 00:54:10,167 I don't think so. 1364 00:54:10,168 --> 00:54:11,001 - Grow up. 1365 00:54:11,002 --> 00:54:12,388 I am done. 1366 00:54:12,389 --> 00:54:13,716 - Oh, you're done? 1367 00:54:13,717 --> 00:54:14,550 What do you mean you're done? 1368 00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:17,228 No, you left, okay? 1369 00:54:17,229 --> 00:54:20,372 And apparently you cut me out of your college life, 1370 00:54:20,373 --> 00:54:23,520 so no, you don't get to come back here 1371 00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:26,622 and act like everyone forgot who you were. 1372 00:54:26,623 --> 00:54:28,161 No one believes your little act, Sarah, 1373 00:54:28,162 --> 00:54:30,001 so just give it up. 1374 00:54:30,002 --> 00:54:32,002 - People grow up, Nella, 1375 00:54:33,790 --> 00:54:36,382 and fine, if this is the way you want it to be, 1376 00:54:36,383 --> 00:54:37,412 then I'll be there tomorrow, 1377 00:54:37,413 --> 00:54:39,732 but it won't be for you. 1378 00:54:39,733 --> 00:54:40,566 - Okay. 1379 00:54:40,566 --> 00:54:41,471 - After the wedding, I'm gone, 1380 00:54:41,472 --> 00:54:44,470 and I never wanna see you again. 1381 00:54:44,471 --> 00:54:46,346 - Sarah, come on, you don't, 1382 00:54:46,347 --> 00:54:47,452 you don't mean that. 1383 00:54:47,453 --> 00:54:49,662 - Good-bye, Nella. 1384 00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:50,663 - What? 1385 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,652 - So yeah, I'll just leave the door unlocked. 1386 00:54:54,653 --> 00:54:56,521 Do you have your keys. 1387 00:54:56,522 --> 00:54:57,355 Oh, there they are. 1388 00:54:57,355 --> 00:54:58,355 Cool. 1389 00:54:59,801 --> 00:55:00,634 Drink some water. 1390 00:55:00,634 --> 00:55:01,634 - Bye. 1391 00:55:05,349 --> 00:55:06,349 Whatever. 1392 00:55:14,219 --> 00:55:15,969 - What are you doing? 1393 00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:20,349 - Writing down a list of Bible verses to give to David. 1394 00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:23,800 - (laughs) How about it is better 1395 00:55:23,801 --> 00:55:25,418 to dwell in the wilderness 1396 00:55:25,419 --> 00:55:28,000 than with a contentious and angry woman. 1397 00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:29,448 - How about do not be deceived. 1398 00:55:29,449 --> 00:55:32,858 Bad company corrupts good morals. 1399 00:55:32,859 --> 00:55:35,609 - Yeah, that one fits Nella, too. 1400 00:55:36,809 --> 00:55:40,320 - Nella may not be the Proverbs 31 wife, 1401 00:55:40,321 --> 00:55:41,786 but at least my brother has hope for her, 1402 00:55:41,787 --> 00:55:44,058 and she goes to church with him. 1403 00:55:44,059 --> 00:55:47,059 - Oh, just like you had hope for TJ? 1404 00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:51,040 - Do not associate with a so-called brother 1405 00:55:51,041 --> 00:55:54,285 if he is an immoral person or covetous 1406 00:55:54,286 --> 00:55:57,925 or an idolater or a reviler or a drunkard, 1407 00:55:57,926 --> 00:56:00,896 not even to eat with such a one. 1408 00:56:00,897 --> 00:56:03,434 - Do not point out the speck in your brother's eye 1409 00:56:03,435 --> 00:56:06,272 before removing the log in your own. 1410 00:56:06,273 --> 00:56:08,422 - Be aware of false prophets who come to you 1411 00:56:08,423 --> 00:56:10,264 dressed in sheep's clothing but inwardly 1412 00:56:10,265 --> 00:56:12,704 are ravenous wolves. 1413 00:56:12,705 --> 00:56:16,234 - If any man thinks he is religious and does not bridle 1414 00:56:16,235 --> 00:56:18,136 his tongue but deceives in his heart, 1415 00:56:18,137 --> 00:56:21,285 this person's religion is worthless. 1416 00:56:21,286 --> 00:56:23,605 - Whoever secretly slanders his neighbor, 1417 00:56:23,606 --> 00:56:26,182 him I will destroy. 1418 00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:28,440 Whoever has a haughty look and an arrogant heart, 1419 00:56:28,441 --> 00:56:30,024 I shall not endure. 1420 00:56:31,061 --> 00:56:32,691 Four years of high school youth group, 1421 00:56:32,692 --> 00:56:35,775 two years of Awana, one year of YWAM. 1422 00:56:37,442 --> 00:56:38,822 - Ha! 1423 00:56:38,823 --> 00:56:41,951 Four years of Awana, four years of high school youth group, 1424 00:56:41,952 --> 00:56:43,350 two years of youth group counseling, 1425 00:56:43,351 --> 00:56:46,101 plus one year in the Peace Corps. 1426 00:56:47,463 --> 00:56:51,546 - You were a youth group counselor for two years? 1427 00:56:52,554 --> 00:56:54,471 - Well, one and a half. 1428 00:56:55,474 --> 00:56:56,521 You know what, Carly? 1429 00:56:56,522 --> 00:56:58,593 If you weren't so busy making sure everyone else 1430 00:56:58,594 --> 00:57:01,273 is following your book of religious rules, 1431 00:57:01,274 --> 00:57:02,969 you might actually like a person or two. 1432 00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:04,041 - I do not do that. 1433 00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:05,433 - You do. 1434 00:57:05,434 --> 00:57:06,793 Why don't we take a look at that little book of yours... 1435 00:57:06,794 --> 00:57:07,893 - No! No, no. 1436 00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:08,727 Give that back to me! - Give it here. 1437 00:57:08,728 --> 00:57:10,227 - No, I wanna see. 1438 00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:14,728 These aren't Bible verses. 1439 00:57:14,729 --> 00:57:16,396 Carly, what is this? 1440 00:57:17,258 --> 00:57:19,606 - I keep track of things. 1441 00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:21,419 I just, I need to keep track 1442 00:57:21,420 --> 00:57:22,785 so that I stay on track. 1443 00:57:22,786 --> 00:57:25,619 - Carly, this is crazy. 1444 00:57:32,984 --> 00:57:36,375 When I was 13, I was in love with this boy, 1445 00:57:36,376 --> 00:57:38,285 Jimmy Stratton. 1446 00:57:38,286 --> 00:57:39,986 He was in my math class. 1447 00:57:39,987 --> 00:57:42,255 And he would always chew gum, 1448 00:57:42,256 --> 00:57:44,434 so I made sure to always have gum on me 1449 00:57:44,435 --> 00:57:46,386 just in case he would ask. 1450 00:57:46,387 --> 00:57:48,463 One day he finally asked, 1451 00:57:48,464 --> 00:57:49,881 and I was elated. 1452 00:57:51,325 --> 00:57:54,386 It finally gave me permission to talk to him. 1453 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:58,351 And it turns out he liked me too. 1454 00:57:58,352 --> 00:57:59,781 So, to make a long story short... 1455 00:57:59,782 --> 00:58:01,115 - It's too late. 1456 00:58:03,659 --> 00:58:08,021 - To make a long story short, 1457 00:58:08,022 --> 00:58:09,662 we dated. 1458 00:58:09,663 --> 00:58:14,169 He even held my hand during math class. (laughs) 1459 00:58:14,170 --> 00:58:17,003 Then a week later, 1460 00:58:18,386 --> 00:58:21,635 he found someone else to give him gum, 1461 00:58:21,636 --> 00:58:24,105 and I was devastated. 1462 00:58:24,106 --> 00:58:27,856 I cried every day for, like, weeks. 1463 00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:33,313 I thought maybe it was because I wasn't pretty 1464 00:58:33,314 --> 00:58:37,064 or I wasn't blonde or because I wasn't smart. 1465 00:58:39,172 --> 00:58:42,731 And finally, my mom sat me down, and she said, 1466 00:58:42,732 --> 00:58:47,321 "Jenny, you have two choices to make in every situation. 1467 00:58:47,322 --> 00:58:51,539 "You can laugh, or you can cry. 1468 00:58:51,540 --> 00:58:53,920 "And neither one is the wrong choice, 1469 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:57,421 "but the choice you make will define you." 1470 00:59:00,255 --> 00:59:03,255 - What if you don't know what to do? 1471 00:59:04,953 --> 00:59:08,380 - I think you do know what to do. 1472 00:59:08,381 --> 00:59:12,123 You just need to be brave enough to let yourself be honest 1473 00:59:12,124 --> 00:59:15,707 with your feelings, you know? 1474 00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:17,554 - Yeah. 1475 00:59:17,555 --> 00:59:19,804 (laughing) 1476 00:59:22,462 --> 00:59:24,545 (crying) 1477 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:30,897 ("Into the Sun" by The Battlefield) 1478 00:59:43,679 --> 00:59:47,846 ♫ I fantasized this love with you 1479 00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:55,538 ♫ And not a drop of it is true 1480 00:59:59,589 --> 01:00:03,946 ♫ It pours inside my weary heart 1481 01:00:03,947 --> 01:00:06,497 (screaming excitedly) 1482 01:00:06,498 --> 01:00:07,998 - Whoo! Your turn! 1483 01:00:11,037 --> 01:00:12,497 How's that tasting? - It's good. 1484 01:00:12,498 --> 01:00:15,665 (screaming excitedly) 1485 01:00:22,631 --> 01:00:26,798 ♫ We're living a life of quiet desperation 1486 01:00:30,868 --> 01:00:35,035 ♫ Holding on to reach into the sun 1487 01:00:38,607 --> 01:00:42,774 ♫ Is there something in this mess that is worth saving 1488 01:00:44,055 --> 01:00:44,997 - Two, three, blow it up! 1489 01:00:44,998 --> 01:00:46,562 (party favors popping) 1490 01:00:46,563 --> 01:00:49,524 (screams excitedly) 1491 01:00:49,525 --> 01:00:50,525 - Oh! - Oh! 1492 01:00:51,370 --> 01:00:52,370 - Two! 1493 01:00:59,028 --> 01:01:00,861 ♫ Ooh 1494 01:01:06,905 --> 01:01:08,738 ♫ Ooh 1495 01:01:20,145 --> 01:01:22,728 (car pulls up) 1496 01:01:24,215 --> 01:01:25,566 - Hey there, sexy lady. 1497 01:01:25,567 --> 01:01:26,606 How much for your body? 1498 01:01:26,607 --> 01:01:28,651 - More than you can afford. 1499 01:01:28,652 --> 01:01:30,956 - I only need five minutes. 1500 01:01:30,957 --> 01:01:32,036 - Where's Drew? 1501 01:01:32,037 --> 01:01:35,454 - With David, doing his groomsmanly duty. 1502 01:01:36,586 --> 01:01:37,682 Get in. 1503 01:01:37,683 --> 01:01:41,850 I feel like you have some drama I need to hear about. 1504 01:01:44,514 --> 01:01:45,347 While you're talking, 1505 01:01:45,348 --> 01:01:48,413 I'm going to buy us the greasiest breakfast I can find. 1506 01:01:48,414 --> 01:01:51,247 - Hmm, nothing has sounded better. 1507 01:01:52,445 --> 01:01:55,260 - So I take it David graced you with his presence? 1508 01:01:55,261 --> 01:01:56,261 - Yeah. 1509 01:01:59,675 --> 01:02:00,594 (sighs) You know, 1510 01:02:00,595 --> 01:02:03,124 I don't even think I love him anymore. 1511 01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:07,302 I just don't want him to love someone else. 1512 01:02:07,303 --> 01:02:09,182 Is that selfish? 1513 01:02:09,183 --> 01:02:12,594 - Considering the circumstances, no. 1514 01:02:12,595 --> 01:02:14,845 (laughing) 1515 01:02:17,486 --> 01:02:20,486 David is no saint in this, you know? 1516 01:02:25,432 --> 01:02:28,152 - So is there gonna be a wedding? 1517 01:02:28,153 --> 01:02:29,153 - No idea. 1518 01:02:30,056 --> 01:02:31,634 But if there is, I plan on developing 1519 01:02:31,635 --> 01:02:34,385 a healthy food baby for pictures. 1520 01:02:41,256 --> 01:02:43,756 - Proposed to her right there. 1521 01:02:47,685 --> 01:02:49,694 I was gonna go over to her place. 1522 01:02:49,695 --> 01:02:53,862 I was gonna tell her what a terrible person she is, 1523 01:02:55,006 --> 01:02:59,173 and I was gonna break up with her. (laughs) 1524 01:03:02,536 --> 01:03:04,619 - So what's stopping you? 1525 01:03:05,835 --> 01:03:09,668 - Is it terrible that I still wanna marry her? 1526 01:03:10,674 --> 01:03:13,895 - Well, I don't know if terrible's the right word. 1527 01:03:13,896 --> 01:03:17,463 Weird, confusing, gross, those... 1528 01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:18,464 Yeah, terrible. 1529 01:03:18,465 --> 01:03:20,164 Terrible's good. 1530 01:03:20,165 --> 01:03:21,725 - Knock it off, man, all right? 1531 01:03:21,726 --> 01:03:23,703 You don't know how this feels. 1532 01:03:23,704 --> 01:03:25,943 - I don't know how this feels? 1533 01:03:25,944 --> 01:03:28,063 Well, enlighten me, David. 1534 01:03:28,064 --> 01:03:29,285 How does it feel? 1535 01:03:29,286 --> 01:03:31,354 How does it feel to be you? 1536 01:03:31,355 --> 01:03:32,735 Because I would have given my left arm 1537 01:03:32,736 --> 01:03:34,223 to have some of the opportunities that you had 1538 01:03:34,224 --> 01:03:35,463 in high school, okay? 1539 01:03:35,464 --> 01:03:36,855 And I'm not just gonna sit by 1540 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:39,423 and watch you do this to yourself again. 1541 01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:42,463 I mean, how could you wanna be with somebody 1542 01:03:42,464 --> 01:03:44,547 who treats you like this? 1543 01:03:46,835 --> 01:03:48,502 I'm sorry, I just... 1544 01:03:51,112 --> 01:03:53,970 I've stood by you 1545 01:03:53,971 --> 01:03:58,138 when you made some pretty dumb decisions in the past. 1546 01:03:59,891 --> 01:04:02,641 Please don't make me do it again. 1547 01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:09,819 - I funked up everything with Tammy, okay? 1548 01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:12,629 It's like I've been trying so hard not to mess this one up 1549 01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:15,869 that I can't help but feel now like this is my fault. 1550 01:04:15,870 --> 01:04:19,120 I picked up extra shifts so that she wouldn't have to work. 1551 01:04:19,121 --> 01:04:21,209 I just wanted to be the one to take care of her 1552 01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:22,043 and make her happy. 1553 01:04:22,044 --> 01:04:25,621 I mean, I even let her win all of our arguments. 1554 01:04:25,622 --> 01:04:27,152 - You... 1555 01:04:27,153 --> 01:04:30,570 Sorry, you let her win all the arguments? 1556 01:04:33,781 --> 01:04:35,562 (chuckles) 1557 01:04:35,563 --> 01:04:37,740 (laughing) 1558 01:04:37,741 --> 01:04:41,111 - (sighs) Sounds so stupid now. 1559 01:04:41,112 --> 01:04:44,195 - Well, what did she ever do for you? 1560 01:04:45,301 --> 01:04:46,591 - What do you mean? 1561 01:04:46,592 --> 01:04:49,410 - I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but relationships 1562 01:04:49,411 --> 01:04:52,410 are supposed to be a two-way street, aren't they? 1563 01:04:52,411 --> 01:04:53,450 I mean, you sure gave her a lot. 1564 01:04:53,451 --> 01:04:54,719 What did she ever give you? 1565 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,720 (sighs) 1566 01:05:02,491 --> 01:05:04,268 David, I'll stand up there tomorrow, okay? 1567 01:05:04,269 --> 01:05:06,620 I'll turn every single person away at the gate, 1568 01:05:06,621 --> 01:05:09,290 and I'll make sure that they know what a good guy David is 1569 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:11,079 as they leave. 1570 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,148 You just give me the go-ahead, 1571 01:05:12,149 --> 01:05:14,899 and that's where I'll be for you. 1572 01:05:18,021 --> 01:05:21,354 I hear Mexico is nice this time of year. 1573 01:05:25,691 --> 01:05:26,691 - No. 1574 01:05:27,411 --> 01:05:28,911 I don't want that. 1575 01:05:31,518 --> 01:05:33,408 (sighs) Leavin' Nella at the altar's 1576 01:05:33,409 --> 01:05:36,742 not gonna make me a good guy, all right? 1577 01:05:37,657 --> 01:05:41,824 I gave her my word, and I'm gonna follow through this time. 1578 01:05:47,859 --> 01:05:48,942 - Well, then, 1579 01:05:50,979 --> 01:05:53,588 I will be up there with you at the altar. 1580 01:05:53,589 --> 01:05:55,359 I just might need a flask in my pocket 1581 01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,877 to get me through the day. 1582 01:05:57,878 --> 01:05:59,045 - Fair enough. 1583 01:06:00,979 --> 01:06:03,308 You got one for me, too, right? 1584 01:06:03,309 --> 01:06:05,547 - Yeah, absolutely. 1585 01:06:05,548 --> 01:06:09,715 - (sighs) Let's hit it. 1586 01:06:12,171 --> 01:06:13,757 - You look awesome. 1587 01:06:13,758 --> 01:06:14,591 (laughs) 1588 01:06:14,592 --> 01:06:16,816 I mean it, really cool. 1589 01:06:16,817 --> 01:06:18,345 - [Carly] Never... 1590 01:06:18,346 --> 01:06:19,596 - Mm-hmm, keep going. 1591 01:06:19,597 --> 01:06:21,927 - [Carly] Never have I ever... 1592 01:06:21,928 --> 01:06:22,848 - Mm-hmm, get to it. 1593 01:06:22,849 --> 01:06:25,407 - [Carly] Never have I ever been drunk. 1594 01:06:25,408 --> 01:06:26,908 - Ah, not anymore. 1595 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:28,866 - [Carly] Drink. 1596 01:06:28,866 --> 01:06:29,866 I drink. 1597 01:06:32,837 --> 01:06:35,425 - I'm sorry, should we leave? 1598 01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:37,007 - Oh, hi. 1599 01:06:37,008 --> 01:06:39,815 We're playing The King's Cup, 1600 01:06:39,816 --> 01:06:43,152 and we're doing make-up, halfsies style. 1601 01:06:43,153 --> 01:06:44,634 (laughing) 1602 01:06:44,635 --> 01:06:48,684 So this half, right here, this is a drag queen, 1603 01:06:48,685 --> 01:06:51,292 and then this half right here is... 1604 01:06:51,293 --> 01:06:52,293 It's 80s. 1605 01:06:53,736 --> 01:06:56,819 - And this half is Dothraki princess. 1606 01:06:57,934 --> 01:07:00,586 This half David Bowie. 1607 01:07:00,587 --> 01:07:01,837 - Yeah. - I see. 1608 01:07:03,445 --> 01:07:05,044 - Lightening. 1609 01:07:05,045 --> 01:07:07,035 - My lip liner is also my eyeliner. 1610 01:07:07,036 --> 01:07:09,046 (laughing) 1611 01:07:09,047 --> 01:07:10,412 Teej! 1612 01:07:10,413 --> 01:07:12,078 I was so worried about you. 1613 01:07:12,079 --> 01:07:13,153 You just left. 1614 01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,422 - How are you guys still alive? 1615 01:07:15,423 --> 01:07:16,990 - Oh, God. 1616 01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:18,349 Carly? 1617 01:07:18,350 --> 01:07:19,492 They got us Becca's. 1618 01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:21,993 - [Carly] That sounds so nice. 1619 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,955 - It's okay, I got extra. 1620 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:30,433 - TJ, do you... 1621 01:07:30,434 --> 01:07:33,851 Do you wanna share my hash brown with me? 1622 01:07:35,103 --> 01:07:38,620 You can sit right here, right there, 1623 01:07:38,621 --> 01:07:40,220 right on this couch, 1624 01:07:40,221 --> 01:07:43,054 just right there right next to me. 1625 01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:45,481 - We got a nugget. 1626 01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:47,315 - It's kind of a moon. 1627 01:07:48,261 --> 01:07:49,230 This is so good. 1628 01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:50,063 Thanks, guys. 1629 01:07:50,064 --> 01:07:52,419 (phone buzzing) 1630 01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:53,420 - It's Drew. 1631 01:07:54,831 --> 01:07:55,990 - Hi, Drew. 1632 01:07:55,991 --> 01:07:56,991 - Hey. 1633 01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:00,842 - [TJ] What's happening? 1634 01:08:03,463 --> 01:08:05,388 - We're at the wedding. 1635 01:08:05,389 --> 01:08:06,797 - Who's wedding? 1636 01:08:06,798 --> 01:08:09,298 - I'll give you three guesses. 1637 01:08:12,198 --> 01:08:13,198 Okay, fine. 1638 01:08:14,306 --> 01:08:16,866 I hope you girls didn't skip town already. 1639 01:08:16,867 --> 01:08:18,407 - Seriously? 1640 01:08:18,408 --> 01:08:21,310 I really hope you're joking. 1641 01:08:21,311 --> 01:08:22,791 - No, actually. (clears throat) 1642 01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,962 I don't joke about natural disasters. 1643 01:08:24,963 --> 01:08:26,351 It's kind of a line I draw. 1644 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:29,773 - So you're saying I have to wear a dress today? 1645 01:08:29,774 --> 01:08:31,668 - Uh, yeah. - Why is everybody mad? 1646 01:08:31,669 --> 01:08:34,707 Can't we all just get along? 1647 01:08:34,708 --> 01:08:38,875 - And, yeah, Nella'll be there soon to pick you guys up. 1648 01:08:39,726 --> 01:08:40,559 - What? 1649 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,207 Why? 1650 01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,291 - [Drew] So... 1651 01:08:44,629 --> 01:08:48,485 - Well don't expect me to look pretty. 1652 01:08:48,486 --> 01:08:50,903 - You always look pretty, TJ. 1653 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,460 - Text me the address. 1654 01:08:59,357 --> 01:09:02,107 - Just save me a dance for later. 1655 01:09:03,009 --> 01:09:04,009 - Yeah. 1656 01:09:05,130 --> 01:09:06,130 - Yeah? 1657 01:09:06,861 --> 01:09:07,694 - Yeah. 1658 01:09:07,694 --> 01:09:08,527 (laughs) 1659 01:09:08,528 --> 01:09:10,660 - [Drew] Okay. (clears throat) 1660 01:09:10,661 --> 01:09:11,969 Yeah, I will, 1661 01:09:11,970 --> 01:09:13,940 will send you that text. 1662 01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:14,941 - Okay. 1663 01:09:22,850 --> 01:09:23,850 - Yes! 1664 01:09:24,759 --> 01:09:25,759 Whoo! 1665 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,700 (sighs anxiously) 1666 01:09:28,701 --> 01:09:29,534 Oh, God. 1667 01:09:29,535 --> 01:09:31,471 (knocks on glass) 1668 01:09:31,472 --> 01:09:32,759 - [David] What in heck got into you? 1669 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:33,760 - Oh, hey. 1670 01:09:35,599 --> 01:09:37,309 It's the dentist. 1671 01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:38,727 I'll be right in. 1672 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,588 - What did he say? 1673 01:09:45,589 --> 01:09:46,839 - He likes her. 1674 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,578 - He's got like a fast crush on you. 1675 01:09:49,579 --> 01:09:51,258 - All right. 1676 01:09:51,259 --> 01:09:54,199 Let's just get this day over with. 1677 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,450 Nella's coming. 1678 01:09:59,135 --> 01:10:03,302 - Okay, Carly, if your dream guy is a motor vehicle, 1679 01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:09,015 what kind of car would he be, and where are you driving? 1680 01:10:09,016 --> 01:10:12,553 - Hot, hot red Mustang. 1681 01:10:12,554 --> 01:10:16,865 He is sweeping us across the coastline 1682 01:10:16,866 --> 01:10:18,804 to find the prettiest beach, 1683 01:10:18,805 --> 01:10:21,015 prettiest beach that you ever did see. 1684 01:10:21,016 --> 01:10:25,183 And when we get there, we are gonna do it. 1685 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:28,667 (laughing) 1686 01:10:28,668 --> 01:10:30,209 - I think I like her better drunk. 1687 01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:32,710 - You guys, Carly is so horny! 1688 01:10:33,842 --> 01:10:35,759 Okay, Jenny, your turn. 1689 01:10:38,354 --> 01:10:41,137 - A yellow bug. 1690 01:10:41,138 --> 01:10:43,398 One that turns on my favorite music station 1691 01:10:43,399 --> 01:10:44,803 right when I'm about to get in 1692 01:10:44,804 --> 01:10:48,553 with my clicker key, 1693 01:10:48,554 --> 01:10:52,645 and I don't know where we're going, 1694 01:10:52,646 --> 01:10:55,034 but it's somewhere exotic, 1695 01:10:55,035 --> 01:10:57,785 and it's the middle of the night. 1696 01:10:57,786 --> 01:10:59,705 - You're high maintenance. 1697 01:10:59,706 --> 01:11:02,595 - (laughs) I know what I want. 1698 01:11:02,596 --> 01:11:04,155 - What about you? 1699 01:11:04,156 --> 01:11:07,526 What kind of your car would your boy or girl be? 1700 01:11:07,527 --> 01:11:09,884 - Oh, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 1701 01:11:09,885 --> 01:11:12,413 My car can fly, bitches, and we're goin' to the moon. 1702 01:11:12,414 --> 01:11:14,526 (laughing) 1703 01:11:14,527 --> 01:11:17,527 You're not getting out of this Teej. 1704 01:11:18,846 --> 01:11:21,452 - At this point, a nice, sturdy, reliable Jeep 1705 01:11:21,453 --> 01:11:23,286 would do me just fine. 1706 01:11:24,487 --> 01:11:28,894 Four-wheel drive, obviously, and we would be driving 1707 01:11:28,895 --> 01:11:33,062 deep into the forest to a cabin only we know about. 1708 01:11:34,396 --> 01:11:35,479 - Also horny! 1709 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:37,575 - Always! 1710 01:11:37,576 --> 01:11:40,211 (knocking at door) 1711 01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:41,379 - Nose, girls. 1712 01:11:46,009 --> 01:11:48,926 (knocking at door) 1713 01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:58,213 - Hey, guys! 1714 01:11:58,213 --> 01:11:59,213 Hey! 1715 01:12:01,658 --> 01:12:04,658 Okay, don't all get excited at once. 1716 01:12:05,569 --> 01:12:06,837 Okay, so no one's gonna talk today. 1717 01:12:06,838 --> 01:12:08,378 I'm getting married, hello? 1718 01:12:08,379 --> 01:12:09,310 Yay! 1719 01:12:09,311 --> 01:12:11,819 - What would you want us to say? 1720 01:12:11,820 --> 01:12:12,997 - What do you mean? 1721 01:12:12,998 --> 01:12:17,608 - If we were to say something, what would we say? 1722 01:12:17,609 --> 01:12:18,942 Congratulations? 1723 01:12:19,978 --> 01:12:22,088 We're so happy for you two. 1724 01:12:22,089 --> 01:12:23,839 You were meant to be. 1725 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:28,389 - Yeah, any one of those is fine. 1726 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:31,317 - I cannot believe you're going through with this. 1727 01:12:31,318 --> 01:12:32,151 - You know what, TJ? 1728 01:12:32,152 --> 01:12:34,059 I actually told you, it's none of your business, 1729 01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:36,768 and I'm getting very sick and tired of you. 1730 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:40,109 I am not going to feel bad for your feelings today. 1731 01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:43,168 It's my wedding day, okay, guys? 1732 01:12:43,169 --> 01:12:44,617 - This is not about my feelings. 1733 01:12:44,618 --> 01:12:47,508 This is about you marrying someone you don't even love, 1734 01:12:47,509 --> 01:12:50,819 someone, who for God knows what reason, loves you. 1735 01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:55,499 I don't understand what fun you're getting out of this. 1736 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,539 - Do you want out of this wedding? 1737 01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:58,123 Because you can go. 1738 01:12:59,420 --> 01:13:00,602 - No. 1739 01:13:00,603 --> 01:13:03,296 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 1740 01:13:03,297 --> 01:13:04,355 - Great. 1741 01:13:04,356 --> 01:13:05,356 Awesome. 1742 01:13:06,937 --> 01:13:08,186 Are we done now here? 1743 01:13:08,187 --> 01:13:09,020 Shows over? 1744 01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:09,853 Can we finish getting ready? 1745 01:13:09,854 --> 01:13:11,875 Because I'm tired. (sighs) 1746 01:13:11,876 --> 01:13:13,102 My hair looks crazy. 1747 01:13:13,103 --> 01:13:16,020 Oh, sorry. (sighs) 1748 01:13:28,035 --> 01:13:29,373 - Hey, dude. 1749 01:13:29,374 --> 01:13:31,274 How many times you gonna re-tie a tie? 1750 01:13:31,275 --> 01:13:32,608 - Till I'm done. 1751 01:13:34,442 --> 01:13:35,442 - Right. 1752 01:13:40,744 --> 01:13:41,577 Look, man. 1753 01:13:41,578 --> 01:13:42,962 The keys are in my right pocket, okay? 1754 01:13:42,963 --> 01:13:44,583 I got a full tank of gas for ya. 1755 01:13:44,584 --> 01:13:46,002 It's not too late to just call this thing off. 1756 01:13:46,003 --> 01:13:48,562 - I'm not doin' that, man. 1757 01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:50,408 - Okay, fine. 1758 01:13:50,409 --> 01:13:51,909 It's your funeral. 1759 01:13:56,325 --> 01:13:57,368 - Okay. 1760 01:13:57,369 --> 01:13:58,202 You know what? 1761 01:13:58,203 --> 01:13:59,284 I'm gonna go to my bridal room, 1762 01:13:59,285 --> 01:14:00,815 and please look out for David, 1763 01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:02,153 because I can't have him see me. 1764 01:14:02,154 --> 01:14:04,764 If he sees me, I'm gonna flip my shit, okay? 1765 01:14:04,765 --> 01:14:05,598 Okay. 1766 01:14:05,598 --> 01:14:06,598 Bye. 1767 01:14:08,976 --> 01:14:10,503 - Okay, good. 1768 01:14:10,504 --> 01:14:12,054 I'm gonna go puke. 1769 01:14:12,055 --> 01:14:15,193 - (laughs) What's her problem? 1770 01:14:15,194 --> 01:14:16,694 - Okay, you drink. 1771 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:21,014 - Oh, honey, you look so handsome. 1772 01:14:21,015 --> 01:14:22,331 - Sorry. 1773 01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:23,761 - Oh, hello, Ms. David. 1774 01:14:23,762 --> 01:14:24,595 - Hello, sweetheart. 1775 01:14:24,596 --> 01:14:25,671 Would you pick that up for him? 1776 01:14:25,672 --> 01:14:27,140 - Yeah, sure. - Yes. 1777 01:14:27,141 --> 01:14:27,974 - Mr. Clumsy. 1778 01:14:27,974 --> 01:14:28,807 - I know. 1779 01:14:28,808 --> 01:14:30,608 Well, he never could tie his tie. 1780 01:14:30,609 --> 01:14:31,658 - Yeah, he's inept. 1781 01:14:31,659 --> 01:14:33,578 - Honey, you have to button your button. 1782 01:14:33,579 --> 01:14:35,236 That's the problem. 1783 01:14:35,237 --> 01:14:37,557 Now, yeah, you button this up. - Yeah, right. 1784 01:14:37,558 --> 01:14:38,757 - It's going to be, 1785 01:14:38,758 --> 01:14:39,730 darling, it'll be fine. - Hey guys, what's up? 1786 01:14:39,731 --> 01:14:40,969 You guys are lookin' sharp. 1787 01:14:40,970 --> 01:14:41,887 (laughs) - Oh, thank you, yeah. 1788 01:14:41,888 --> 01:14:43,024 - So let's get some good pictures, 1789 01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:45,052 so just remember, you know, happy day. 1790 01:14:45,053 --> 01:14:45,886 - Happy day. 1791 01:14:45,887 --> 01:14:47,133 - Lots of energy, lots of smiles, right? 1792 01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:47,967 - Cool. 1793 01:14:47,968 --> 01:14:48,975 - Actually, best man, could I get you to help him 1794 01:14:48,976 --> 01:14:50,025 with his tie real quick? 1795 01:14:50,026 --> 01:14:50,859 - Yeah, sure. 1796 01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:51,894 I might lose a finger, but whatever. 1797 01:14:51,895 --> 01:14:54,351 (laughs) 1798 01:14:54,352 --> 01:14:56,543 Yeah, you're gonna remember this day forever, buddy, huh? 1799 01:14:56,544 --> 01:14:58,291 - Smile, sweetheart, smile. - I got it. 1800 01:14:58,292 --> 01:15:01,363 - This guy's great at smiles. - Come on Drew. 1801 01:15:01,364 --> 01:15:02,631 Yeah, there we go. - I just saw your bride. 1802 01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:04,212 She looks amazing. 1803 01:15:04,213 --> 01:15:05,091 (shutter clicking) 1804 01:15:05,092 --> 01:15:06,500 - Could you, 1805 01:15:06,501 --> 01:15:07,334 give me a little, 1806 01:15:07,334 --> 01:15:08,331 give me a little... 1807 01:15:08,332 --> 01:15:10,071 Would you just back the fuck off? 1808 01:15:10,072 --> 01:15:10,905 - [Photographer] Whoa! 1809 01:15:10,906 --> 01:15:12,700 - Get the fuck out! 1810 01:15:12,701 --> 01:15:15,125 - Hey, sorry, just... 1811 01:15:15,126 --> 01:15:16,706 - Okay, no problem. 1812 01:15:16,707 --> 01:15:19,575 - Honey, is everything okay? 1813 01:15:19,576 --> 01:15:22,946 - Mom, (snaps fingers) out! 1814 01:15:22,947 --> 01:15:25,034 - Oh, okay, honey. 1815 01:15:25,035 --> 01:15:28,888 Well, I'll be out here if you need anything. 1816 01:15:28,889 --> 01:15:29,900 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1817 01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:30,831 - No, no, it's okay. 1818 01:15:30,831 --> 01:15:31,826 It's all right. 1819 01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:33,270 - Thank you, Ms. David. 1820 01:15:33,271 --> 01:15:35,413 (David sighs) 1821 01:15:35,414 --> 01:15:36,510 - Hey, listen. 1822 01:15:36,511 --> 01:15:38,571 This wedding is your call right now, okay? 1823 01:15:38,572 --> 01:15:41,350 If you wanna go back, Mexico is a 12-hour drive, 1824 01:15:41,351 --> 01:15:43,351 but in about 45 minutes, 1825 01:15:44,296 --> 01:15:46,644 that's no longer gonna be an option, 1826 01:15:46,645 --> 01:15:48,062 so what'll it be? 1827 01:15:49,015 --> 01:15:52,848 - I'm not gonna do that, okay? 1828 01:15:55,027 --> 01:15:58,232 (David sighs) - Okay, fine. 1829 01:15:58,233 --> 01:16:02,341 The photographer wasn't the one screwing your bride, so... 1830 01:16:02,342 --> 01:16:04,910 And who talks to their mother that way, man? 1831 01:16:04,911 --> 01:16:06,352 Seriously. 1832 01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:07,186 Get it together. 1833 01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:09,686 (David sighs) 1834 01:16:16,451 --> 01:16:17,451 Oh! 1835 01:16:20,269 --> 01:16:21,602 Congratulations. 1836 01:16:23,070 --> 01:16:25,237 I guess I should say that. 1837 01:16:26,599 --> 01:16:27,766 - Thanks, man. 1838 01:16:29,413 --> 01:16:32,246 Guess you really are the best man. 1839 01:16:33,551 --> 01:16:36,134 (sighs deeply) 1840 01:16:39,407 --> 01:16:41,518 You ask TJ out yet? 1841 01:16:41,519 --> 01:16:44,518 - What, do I have a sign on my forehead? 1842 01:16:44,519 --> 01:16:45,737 - Yeah. 1843 01:16:45,738 --> 01:16:46,821 Yeah, you do. 1844 01:16:51,359 --> 01:16:54,417 - (exhales deeply) You got this, Drew. 1845 01:16:54,418 --> 01:16:55,736 - Okay, guys. 1846 01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:57,078 We need to rally. 1847 01:16:57,079 --> 01:16:59,348 We never have to come back to this moment again, 1848 01:16:59,349 --> 01:17:02,478 so let's just power through. 1849 01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:04,627 - To fucked-up relationships. 1850 01:17:04,628 --> 01:17:06,467 - [All] Here here! 1851 01:17:06,468 --> 01:17:10,218 ("Oh No" by The Accidentals) 1852 01:17:21,536 --> 01:17:23,307 ♫ Oh no, oh no 1853 01:17:23,308 --> 01:17:27,136 ♫ It seems that I disappeared 1854 01:17:27,137 --> 01:17:28,896 ♫ Off the face of the earth 1855 01:17:28,897 --> 01:17:31,122 ♫ Oh no, oh no 1856 01:17:31,123 --> 01:17:34,518 ♫ All of my fears are being confirmed 1857 01:17:34,519 --> 01:17:36,990 ♫ And boy, does it hurt 1858 01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:38,899 ♫ Oh no 1859 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:40,900 ♫ Oh no 1860 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,248 ♫ Oh no 1861 01:17:46,249 --> 01:17:48,249 ♫ Oh no 1862 01:17:51,060 --> 01:17:54,798 ♫ I'm startin' to feel neglected 1863 01:17:54,799 --> 01:17:58,397 ♫ I'm startin' to feel distraught 1864 01:17:58,398 --> 01:18:01,990 ♫ I'm startin' to feel infected 1865 01:18:01,991 --> 01:18:06,608 ♫ From all of this fever I've got 1866 01:18:06,609 --> 01:18:09,192 ♫ Oh no, oh no 1867 01:18:14,110 --> 01:18:16,693 ♫ Oh no, oh no 1868 01:18:36,178 --> 01:18:39,328 ♫ Oh no, oh no 1869 01:18:39,329 --> 01:18:41,878 ♫ I don't wanna complain 1870 01:18:41,879 --> 01:18:44,009 - Please be seated. 1871 01:18:44,010 --> 01:18:46,331 Welcome, everyone 1872 01:18:46,332 --> 01:18:49,165 to the wedding of David and Nella. 1873 01:18:51,064 --> 01:18:54,991 I know that they are excited that each of you are here, 1874 01:18:54,992 --> 01:18:56,951 as friends of theirs, 1875 01:18:56,952 --> 01:19:00,671 to witness the most important day of their life, 1876 01:19:00,672 --> 01:19:03,922 and I know they thank you, each of you. 1877 01:19:05,442 --> 01:19:08,231 In a moment, we are going to say a few words 1878 01:19:08,232 --> 01:19:11,815 that will begin a lifetime of wedded bliss. 1879 01:19:13,002 --> 01:19:16,169 We'll get started without further ado. 1880 01:19:17,020 --> 01:19:17,853 - [TJ Voiceover] When you're a kid, 1881 01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:20,881 your parents have to teach you to say I'm sorry 1882 01:19:20,882 --> 01:19:25,454 and I forgive you, because it's a part of growing up. 1883 01:19:25,455 --> 01:19:26,803 - Is the promise between ♫ When I was a girl 1884 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,384 two people who love each other 1885 01:19:28,385 --> 01:19:31,104 ♫ My mother, she told me 1886 01:19:31,105 --> 01:19:33,754 ♫ Child, if you're good, 1887 01:19:33,755 --> 01:19:36,314 ♫ You can be anything 1888 01:19:36,315 --> 01:19:39,125 ♫ That you wanna be 1889 01:19:39,126 --> 01:19:41,824 ♫ Now I'm grown and I know 1890 01:19:41,825 --> 01:19:43,213 ♫ It's a lie 1891 01:19:43,214 --> 01:19:44,445 ♫ It's a lie 1892 01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:45,784 ♫ It's a lie 1893 01:19:45,785 --> 01:19:47,423 - [Officiator] This ceremony will not create 1894 01:19:47,424 --> 01:19:48,257 a relationship... 1895 01:19:48,258 --> 01:19:49,505 - [TJ Voiceover] Most the time as a kid, 1896 01:19:49,506 --> 01:19:51,305 you don't wanna forgive someone, 1897 01:19:51,306 --> 01:19:52,985 because it's easy to believe someone 1898 01:19:52,986 --> 01:19:54,922 doesn't deserve your forgiveness. 1899 01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:56,395 - [Officiator] That relationship began 1900 01:19:56,396 --> 01:19:59,693 when you met each other in high school, 1901 01:19:59,694 --> 01:20:02,915 and that relationship has now blossomed 1902 01:20:02,916 --> 01:20:05,875 to the point that you're willing to commit 1903 01:20:05,876 --> 01:20:09,323 to spending the rest of your lives together. 1904 01:20:09,324 --> 01:20:10,397 No matter what challenges you face in the future, you'll... 1905 01:20:10,398 --> 01:20:13,014 ♫ When I was a girl 1906 01:20:13,015 --> 01:20:14,072 - It isn't until ♫ My mother 1907 01:20:14,073 --> 01:20:15,208 you truly forgive someone 1908 01:20:15,209 --> 01:20:16,725 that you then understand. ♫ She told me 1909 01:20:16,726 --> 01:20:17,559 It's not about excusing 1910 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,544 their bad behavior. ♫ Child, if your good 1911 01:20:19,545 --> 01:20:20,946 It's just giving yourself ♫ You can be 1912 01:20:20,947 --> 01:20:23,024 permission to let go. ♫ Anything 1913 01:20:23,025 --> 01:20:24,663 - Anyone here ♫ That you wanna be 1914 01:20:24,664 --> 01:20:25,655 should know of any reason 1915 01:20:25,656 --> 01:20:27,173 ♫ Now I'm grown and I know 1916 01:20:27,174 --> 01:20:29,188 why these two would not be wedded today, 1917 01:20:29,189 --> 01:20:30,963 ♫ It's a lie speak now 1918 01:20:30,964 --> 01:20:35,131 ♫ It's a lie, it's a lie or forever hold your peace. 1919 01:20:37,961 --> 01:20:41,378 ("Forget" by Stokeswood) 1920 01:20:55,241 --> 01:21:00,060 ♫ Well you try to shed a light on all this information 1921 01:21:00,061 --> 01:21:04,551 ♫ And you still can the see the right despite your situation 1922 01:21:04,552 --> 01:21:07,299 ♫ But you're wasting all your time 1923 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:09,442 ♫ You're wasting all your time 1924 01:21:09,443 --> 01:21:11,581 ♫ And you're wilting in your prime 1925 01:21:11,582 --> 01:21:14,333 ♫ And you just don't seem to mind 1926 01:21:14,334 --> 01:21:16,900 ♫ Please 1927 01:21:16,901 --> 01:21:21,401 ♫ Go on and stop me if my tongue's too rough 1928 01:21:21,402 --> 01:21:26,042 ♫ And interrupt me if I talk too much 1929 01:21:26,043 --> 01:21:29,793 ♫ I never wanted that for us 1930 01:21:32,654 --> 01:21:35,122 ♫ These 1931 01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:39,834 ♫ Cries ricochet off of our empty walls 1932 01:21:39,835 --> 01:21:44,314 ♫ Just simple matters that we can't resolve 1933 01:21:44,315 --> 01:21:48,315 ♫ They made a mockery of us all 1934 01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:57,042 ♫ Oh 1935 01:21:59,584 --> 01:22:01,417 ♫ Ooh 1936 01:22:04,144 --> 01:22:05,894 ♫ Oh 1937 01:22:08,493 --> 01:22:13,132 ♫ Well you try to shed a light on all this information 1938 01:22:13,133 --> 01:22:17,722 ♫ And you still can the see the right despite your situation 1939 01:22:17,723 --> 01:22:20,314 ♫ But you're wasting all your time 1940 01:22:20,315 --> 01:22:22,442 ♫ You're wasting all your time 1941 01:22:22,443 --> 01:22:24,714 ♫ And you're wilting in your prime 1942 01:22:24,715 --> 01:22:27,564 ♫ And you just don't seem to mind 1943 01:22:27,565 --> 01:22:30,101 ♫ Please 1944 01:22:30,102 --> 01:22:34,554 ♫ Go on and stop me if my tongue's too rough 1945 01:22:34,555 --> 01:22:39,164 ♫ And interrupt me if I talk too much 1946 01:22:39,165 --> 01:22:42,915 ♫ I never wanted that for us 1947 01:22:45,734 --> 01:22:48,375 ♫ These 1948 01:22:48,376 --> 01:22:52,861 ♫ Cries ricochet off our empty walls 1949 01:22:52,862 --> 01:22:57,615 ♫ Just simple matters that we can't resolve 1950 01:22:57,616 --> 01:23:01,616 ♫ They made a mockery of us all 1951 01:23:04,285 --> 01:23:08,452 ♫ Oh-oh-oh 1952 01:23:13,245 --> 01:23:17,412 ♫ Oh-oh-oh 1953 01:23:22,496 --> 01:23:26,663 ♫ Oh-oh-oh 1954 01:23:31,659 --> 01:23:32,536 ♫ Forget where you come from 1955 01:23:32,537 --> 01:23:33,634 ♫ Learn to live 1956 01:23:33,635 --> 01:23:34,863 ♫ Forget where you come from 1957 01:23:34,864 --> 01:23:35,856 ♫ Live again 1958 01:23:35,857 --> 01:23:37,103 ♫ Forget where you come from 1959 01:23:37,104 --> 01:23:38,154 ♫ Learn to live 1960 01:23:38,155 --> 01:23:39,394 ♫ Forget where you come from 1961 01:23:39,395 --> 01:23:40,355 ♫ Live again 1962 01:23:40,356 --> 01:23:41,674 ♫ Forget where you come from 1963 01:23:41,675 --> 01:23:42,664 ♫ Learn to live 1964 01:23:42,665 --> 01:23:43,994 ♫ Forget where you come from 1965 01:23:43,995 --> 01:23:45,073 ♫ Live again 1966 01:23:45,074 --> 01:23:46,183 ♫ Forget where you come from 1967 01:23:46,184 --> 01:23:47,184 ♫ Learn to live 1968 01:23:47,185 --> 01:23:48,484 ♫ Forget where you come from 1969 01:23:48,485 --> 01:23:49,456 ♫ Live again 1970 01:23:49,457 --> 01:23:50,783 ♫ Forget where you come from 1971 01:23:50,784 --> 01:23:51,715 ♫ Learn to live 1972 01:23:51,716 --> 01:23:53,114 ♫ Forget where you come from 1973 01:23:53,115 --> 01:23:53,995 ♫ Live again 1974 01:23:53,996 --> 01:23:55,354 ♫ Forget where you come from 1975 01:23:55,355 --> 01:23:56,336 ♫ Learn to live 1976 01:23:56,337 --> 01:23:57,653 ♫ Forget where you come from 1977 01:23:57,654 --> 01:23:58,605 ♫ Live again 1978 01:23:58,606 --> 01:24:00,008 ♫ Forget where you come from 1979 01:24:00,009 --> 01:24:00,943 ♫ Learn to live 1980 01:24:00,944 --> 01:24:02,263 ♫ Forget where you come from 1981 01:24:02,264 --> 01:24:03,176 ♫ Live again 1982 01:24:03,177 --> 01:24:04,474 ♫ Forget where you come from 1983 01:24:04,475 --> 01:24:05,456 ♫ Learn to live 1984 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,794 ♫ Forget where you come from 1985 01:24:06,795 --> 01:24:08,063 ♫ Live again 1986 01:24:08,064 --> 01:24:10,831 ♫ Please 1987 01:24:10,832 --> 01:24:15,131 ♫ Go on and stop me if my tongue's too rough 1988 01:24:15,132 --> 01:24:19,623 ♫ And interrupt me if I talk too much 1989 01:24:19,624 --> 01:24:23,374 ♫ I never wanted that for us 1990 01:24:26,304 --> 01:24:29,043 ♫ These 1991 01:24:29,044 --> 01:24:33,472 ♫ Cries ricochet off our empty walls 1992 01:24:33,473 --> 01:24:38,083 ♫ Just simple matters that we can't resolve 1993 01:24:38,084 --> 01:24:42,084 ♫ They made a mockery of us all 1994 01:24:46,575 --> 01:24:47,969 ♫ Forget where you come from 1995 01:24:47,970 --> 01:24:48,960 ♫ Live again 1996 01:24:48,961 --> 01:24:50,289 ♫ Forget where you come from 1997 01:24:50,290 --> 01:24:51,280 ♫ Learn to live 1998 01:24:51,281 --> 01:24:52,578 ♫ Forget where you come from 1999 01:24:52,579 --> 01:24:53,678 ♫ Live again 2000 01:24:53,679 --> 01:24:54,907 ♫ Forget where you come from 2001 01:24:54,908 --> 01:24:55,741 ♫ Learn to live 2002 01:24:55,742 --> 01:24:57,107 ♫ Forget where you come from 2003 01:24:57,108 --> 01:24:58,541 ♫ Live again 135867

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