All language subtitles for escuela secundaria cherry hill 1977 cherry hill high 1977 (eng)

Hey, Sarah. Write something
in my yearbook. Okay.

Careful, name it after me.

Hey, Kippy. Look at my picture.

Is all that we

have

Up on the roof, the back porch,

or in the

anywhere you want

We find the strangest places

together.

No matter where if it was

warm,

we

got

We started out on
the thirty sixth

Hey guys.

Hey Allison, what
are you doing here?

Well

yeah, bike hike.

Oh, no. Miss Woodruff.

Just look around you, girls.

No sign of the
despoliation of man.

I wouldn't mind a little
despoliation by a man right now.

It is out here,

away from the pollution and
the racket of civilization,

that we really see nature's
wonderful creatures.

Oh, look, over
there, a horny toad.

No wonder out here so
far from civilization.

And over there,

that grove of saplings
springing from tiny nuts,

they are now erect and growing.

Isn't nature wonderful?

Yes, girls. This really
is nature in the raw.

Isn't it spectacular, Michelle?

I don't imagine there's
anything quite like this in

France.

Wow. No, miss Woodruff. Nothing
quite as spectacular as this.

Yes.

There are things out here that
you simply can't see in town.

Up there for instance,
those darling woodpeckers,

aren't they something?

He sure is.

He's something. Yes. Never saw
that in town. Oh, no. Did that.

Oh,

la, la.

Say, is that a portable
radio? No, miss Woodruff.

It's a CB radio.

Oh, a CB. What's that?

Citizen's band.

You can talk to people who have them
out in the road and pick up messages.

Oh, that's marvelous.
How does it work?

Well, you just press this button
here and Breaker one nine.

This is Silver Bullet
looking for seat covers.

You got any action,
good buddies?

Silver Bullet, this is Piledriver following
five junior beavers and a nagging dragon.

You want a piece of that action?

Negatory on the
dragon, Pile Driver,

but I like the rest of it.

Hey, good buddy. What's
the twenty on them beavers?

Beavers?

What on earth is all that
talk about beavers peaches?

Oh, well, there are a lot of,

forest rangers who
use this frequency

and, What was all
that about a dragon?

Dragon? Oh, dragon.

The beavers were dragging
sticks, you know,

to build a dam.

Of course.

Rigor one nine for a beaver.
I mean, for a two wheeler.

Mhmm. Baby, this is Pile Driver.

Hey, baby. What's your handle?

My handle?

Eager beaver, good buddy.

Wow.

Did you see the boy back
there? What was the boy?

What was the boy?

I'm so tired.

I can't stand it.

You will eat. I didn't think so.

We're gonna have for dinner.

Oh, it's alright, girls.

The gentleman said we could
camp here for the night.

Good. I like it
here. It'll be nice.

Let's go.

Well, let's go.

Hey, guys. Come on.

Hey. This is for me.

Wow.

Come on. Wake up.

You can't lose if
you give it away.

You can't lose when
you live for today.

You know it's more
exciting when you're young.

Don't have to give
your heart to the first

one.

You can't lose when your
heart's full of joy.

You can't lose when
you've got the right boy.

And there's so many
boys for you to choose.

You can't lose.

You can't

lose.

You can't lose when
you wear just a smile.

You can't lose never goes up.

Around the corner or
just down the street,

you could meet a deep
sea diver on the sea.

You can't lose.

You can't lose.

You can't

lose at

all.

God, I'm horny. Me too. What in
the hell are we doing out here?

Yeah. Eight months locked
up in an all girl school.

Then we go and tack on another two
weeks on an all girl biking tour.

It was Woodchip,
the virgin surgeon,

the biology department,
the chaperone.

Or what I wouldn't give to be
bawling in the back seat at a

drive in right now.

It's been a long dry spell.

I'll say it's been a long time.

Yeah. Sure has. Yeah.

Soon as I say.

Yeah. Hey, Allison.

How long has it been for you?

Oh, about eighteen years.
You were still a virgin?

Oh, dear.

Hey, you guys.
She's a maidenhead.

Good method of birth
control, Allison.

Fifteen years old and
never been shtuked.

Me too.

Rosie.

And me. Well, Sarah?

Oh, alright.

Me too. Isn't it awful?

It's humiliating. Get the
stroff. It's unbelievable.

How could five girls like us
Clever, talented, beautiful, stuck.

The point is, we gotta do
something about it, and fast.

We're going to college
this fall. Yeah.

All those divine college guys.

We have so much saver fare,

So much experience.

How are we gonna compete with
them if we're still urgent?

He's gotta do something
and fast. But how?

To sprawl for the first
creep who comes along?

Of course not. We're
Cherry Hill girls.

When we do it,
it'll be original.

Wait. That's it.
We'll have a contest.

A contest?

Yes. To see who can lose it
in the most original way.

Oh.

Look at the good idea.

I don't know if that's the best
idea. We're going to do it.

Wait.

We've got a problem.

Oh, yeah. Miss Woodruff,
the virgin surgeon. Mhmm.

She's so repressed.

She covers up all the
road signs that say yield.

She's reeled her charity to the
medical school for a transplant.

She's so cold her
gynecologist gets frostbite.

Turn her around. We'll be lucky
if we get eaten by mosquitoes.

Oh, stop. You're turning me on.

We will have to drag
her. Tie her up.

Taper mouth, blindfold her eyes.

I post a twenty four
hour amped gadge.

Well, nobody said it
was going to be easy.

Hello, miss Woodruff. Good
morning. Good morning. Hi.

Good morning, girls. Gee.

Do you think one of us should thank
that nice farmer for his hospitality,

or do you suppose he's
already started his plowing?

I took care of that
last night, dear.

Well, we're all ready to go.
What's our plan for today?

Where are we going?

Well, first I'd better scout up
ahead and cover up all the yield

signs on the highway.

Oh, miss Woodruff. Oh, I'm
really sorry, miss Woodruff.

I I didn't mean it.

Oh, dear.

Oh, sorry, miss Woodruff.

We didn't mean it. Joe.

Girls, I'm gonna have to
talk to you very seriously.

You know, I'm not
one to eavesdrop,

but I couldn't help overhearing
your conversation last night.

And I must say, I could
hardly believe my ears.

It's made me seriously
reconsider the manner in which

we shall have to
conduct this trip.

I can see I'm gonna have to
take you girls firmly in hand.

You need to be taught a lesson,
and it's up to me to teach you.

Girls of your age and
your opportunities,

I'm shocked,

shocked to discover that all
of you are still virgins.

Oh.

Oh.

Where'd you lose
yours, miss Woodruff?

At the first Beatles
concert at Shea Stadium.

Gosh. Are you that old?

Well, alright, girls. Oh.

Let's talk about
the ground rules.

Now we've got two weeks on
this trip, so that's the time limit.

Any deflowering after
that is disqualified,

even if it was the President
of the United States.

What's so original about that?

And two, nothing uncorroborated.

If somebody comes in here
saying they've just made it

with Evel Knievel on a
motorcycle jumping the Long

Island Sound, they
better have witnesses.

Witness? Yeah. What? What?
What? Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.

Damn.

Oh, well, it is a counter.

But, of course, every scientific
experiment needs witnesses.

Well, I always perform
better before an Audi. Oh.

Oh, you have her. She's so cute.

She can't judge.

Okay.

You guys, I guess that's it.

Everybody shake hands
and come out humping.

Cherry eel. Cherry eel.
Will we do it? Yes. We will.

We're the girls who got it
it, mates of con girls, and

let's

get

laid.

Remember, originality and flair.

Don't worry about me. I
do everything with flair.

You.

You'd be a pushover for the first
boy who fell out of the blue.

I would not. Cut it out.

No fighting.

None of us are going to go
falling for the first boy who

drops out of the blue.

Did you like that? Where's
his telephone pole?

That's That's really
so big. Oh, gosh.

I didn't see that.

My name's Larry. What's yours?

You'll never need to know.

Are you a baloney?

A baloney. The one and only.

And you?

My name's Kippy. Hey.

Are you really gonna
battle a shark tomorrow?

Uh-huh.

Wow.

Where?

Hey, can I have a look?

Come on.

Hey, Kippy, the Frisbee.

Hey, Abalone. You ever battle
anything besides sharks?

Could be.

You handle anything else the
way you handle that Frisbee?

I'm good with my hands.

With my legs too.
I keep in shape.

Yeah?

You ever done it underwater
in a cage with a shark?

Done it with a shark?

No. I mean, with a man.
The same tank as a shark.

Oh, no. Not exactly.

But it might be

amusing.

Golly. He's incredible.

You're not so bad
just self, kid.

Are you sure this is safe?

Don't worry about a thing,
kid. The old fixer was on.

What do you mean?

It's a setup. I
slipped in my face.

Isn't he a real shark?

Hustler? Sure.

We're old buddies. I
raised him from a pup.

Why do you call him hustler?

I raised him in a pool.
He's a pool shark.

Doesn't he mind being
all alone like that?

Nah. He's a loan shark.

Hey. You didn't shave.

I never shaved before a match.

One little nick and
it's goodbye abalone.

What do you mean?

Blood.

Husserl got a whiff of that
blood when I was in there with

him, he'd tear me apart.

But what about the big
match to the death tomorrow?

But when have you
draw blood then?

I told you, kid, to waltz.

I get down there with a knife.

We wrestle around a little bit,

and I break open a bag of
cocktail sauce and bam,

the lights go out.

Oh.

Say, kid.

What do you like in a sack
anyway? You a real tiger?

Why? Are you afraid
Hustler would get jealous?

Is he a tiger shark?

You can can the jokes, kid.

I just wanna know what you're
like when we get down to it.

Well,

I'm a real animal.

Yep. When I get turned
on, I just let go.

Yeah.

Hey. That's great, kid.

Well, listen.

I,

I don't want you
getting carried away down there.

None of this biting,
scratching, drawing blood.

You dig?

Oh, yeah. Hustler.

Yeah. Right.

Well,

I guess if we're gonna
do it, let's do it.

Say, do you think Abalone
knows Kippy is a virgin?

Of course he doesn't.

Why? Well, you heard what he
said about the shock and blood.

My god. You're
right. What do we do?

Not much now.

You made it. How was it,
obviously? Kippy? Yay.

I'm not. I wish you
lucked in Kippy.

Kippy, that was a great
opening to a great contest.

Breaker one nine for a
beaver on a two wheeler.

You You got a beaver.
Is this Piledriver?

It's a big ten
four eager beaver.

Hey.

Are you coming back of me?

Oh. Mhmm.

Sure looks like she is to me.

Breaker one nine, eager beaver.

Eager beaver.

Eager beaver. Eager beaver.

Oh.

Oh.

Does that count?

I don't think that should count.

Well, I don't know.

It was original, and
it was pretty sexy.

It is not so original in Paris,

but sexy?

Oh la la.

Sexy or not, the question is,

does that count for the contest?

I mean, technically.

What did you do
exactly, Peaches?

How about it, miss Woodruff?

Is Peaches still a virgin or has
she crossed the great divide?

It's rather an
existential point.

True, she was not deflowered in the
traditional classic sense by a man,

but virginity is as much a
state of mind as a state of

body, and therefore,
I think she qualifies.

But I'm only giving
her a four point eight.

I'll give her a six point
nine for trying so hard.

And I'll give her a seven
point five because that was terrific.

Anyone know what the
weather report is?

I'll call and find out.

Good morning. The forecast is
sunny, warm, and available.

Larry?

At the tone, it'll be time
to make a date with me downtown.

Where are you?

Oh, Larry.

Now about that date.

Oh, alright.

I'll meet you in town, but
it won't do you any good.

Hey. What's taking her so long?

Well, what's it
gonna be? Available.

What?

Nothing.

Let's take a left here
and go on into town.

Come on. Hey.

You made a date with that
telephone lineman guy, didn't you?

Well A telephone lineman?

Oh, Addison, that's not
there. We're rich, isn't it?

You. Oh, Allison, and you
can do better than that.

Yeah.

Come on.

That's pathetic. Larry. Larry.

You decided to have a contest.

So that's how it is, Laurie.

I never thought I'd
be telling you this,

but I I guess I like you
too much to lie to you.

I never thought I'd be saying anything
like this to a boy I liked either.

I guess you think
I'm pretty awful.

I don't want to let
down the other girls.

They well, it means a lot to me.

You understand, don't you?

Well, sure. I understand.
They kinda respect you.

You just don't walk out on
that kind of commitment.

Besides, it'll be a
hell of a lot of fun.

You're darn right it will.

So you are from the town?

Yes. Just a local
small town lad.

Ah, typical American. We
are just passing through.

Oh, I hope you find our
little town diverting.

Well, we need to place the
camp over for Z Knight.

Do you know of some place?

Why, yes. As a matter of
fact, I know a charming spot.

A lovely, deserted old
mansion just outside of town.

The grounds are
wonderfully accommodating.

And Yes?

They say it's haunted.

Haunted?

Is this the place?

He said it was
supposed to be haunted.

This is the place.

And his ghost still walks at
midnight when the moon is full,

wandering heartbroken
through the empty castle,

searching for his lost bride.

I think that's enough
ghost stories for tonight.

We'll all be too scared to
sleep, if we aren't already.

I'm surprised to hear you
say that, miss Quadruf.

You're a scientist like me. We
do not believe in the ghosts.

No? Well, gosh.

You scientists sure are brave.

Yeah.

Now me, I'd be scared to go
poking around in a haunted house.

Unless, of course, you
don't believe in ghosts.

Now to be really
scientific about it,

you've got to go in
there and check it out.

Oh, may I know?

I mean, of course
I'm not afraid, but

it is not my house.

I could not go inside. No. Be
silly. The place is abandoned.

There's no one
there to mind except

perhaps the ghost.

Go on, Michelle. Have a look.

If there is a ghost in there,
maybe you'll turn him on.

Making it with a ghost. You
could win by a landslide.

I'd have to give
it at least a nine.

Go on, Michelle. It's a
fantastic opportunity.

Unless, of course,
you're afraid.

Please, miss Woodruff,

just until you see if
it is really empty.

I'm not afraid of
ghosts, but not german.

But there may be, I don't know,

hippies or something.

Oh.

There, dude. Take it easy.

It's just,

now really, Michelle.

If you're gonna be
scientific about this,

you can't start losing your
head over every little thing.

It's just a draft
blowing a a door

shut.

A simple scientific principle.

You wait here and I'll go find you
a comfortable room to sleep in.

Please, miss Woodruff.

I'd rather go with you.

Nonsense. There's absolutely
nothing to be scared of.

Now you just wait right here.

Here. Take this.

Miss Rodriguez? Miss Rodriguez?

What is it?

A crash.

Don't be silly. It's
just your candlestick.

Candlestick? Yes.

Now pick it up.

Pick it up?

Yes.

Pick it up and get
a hold of yourself.

I've got to find you a room.

Miss Woodruff?

What is it? The old man.

He's out of my ass.

Now, Michelle, I know you're a
a very attractive young lady,

but I hardly think

pick up the candlestick and
just come along with me, okay?

Miss Woodruff?

Alright, Michelle.
You're on your own.

Now remember, it's for science.

Miss Woodruff.

Haunted house.

It is nothing.

Girls?

Girls?

Allison's gone on that
telephone line, man.

She's got that long distance
look in her eyes. Yeah.

Looks like she's really hung up.

Do you think she's
fallen for his line?

Oh, can it, will
you? I have not.

Isn't it a beautiful day, girls?

May, every day seems different
when you are a woman.

Big deal.

What a bunch of crap.

Guys, it's for me.

Are you the girl with
a heart condition?

I have orders to take
you Sorry, Larry.

You'll have to do
better than that.

And I don't have
a heart condition,

whatever you may have thought.

Allison, else, come on.

Breaker one nine for a
beaver on a two wheeler.

You got a beaver.
Hey, pile driver.

You got an eager
beaver, good buddy.

Is this pile driver, isn't it?

That's a big ten four eager
beaver. How big, good buddy?

Bitch.

Eager Beaver,
what's your twenty?

I'm riding rocking chair
on a cherry convoy,

rolling eastbound
from the Big Apple,

looking for the big worm.

You come to the right
place, eager beaver.

Take a left at the mixing bowl and
head for the junk jockey junction.

I'll ball you there.

Is it not I will ball you, sir?

Roger, double eighty
eights pile driver.

Keep your nose between the ditches
and the Smokies out of your bridges.

We gone.

I

don't believe this place.

Look at these guys. You
know this guy piled up.

I wouldn't mind
doing it with him.

Yes.

Yes.

Hey,

Acre Beaver. Wanna race?

Okay, drivers.

Roll your heat pumps to the
track and get ready for the

start of this great
figure, Acre Race.

Phew.

Well, they sure
didn't win that race.

Gee, I hope Peaches is okay.

Uh-oh.

I think that was a pretty
good try, you know.

Oh, I guess it was.
Tell your dream.

You're making sure I'm right.

Watch this.

Hey, you guys. That's nowhere.
I broke my ass for that.

I was out there among
all that flying ten,

and I did it in the
back seat of a car.

Is that your idea
of originality?

Well, girls, shall we stop and
visit one of these wineries?

Oh, I don't know. I'd be afraid.

I hear those wineries are
all friends for the mafia.

Don't be silly, Sarah. How
about this one right here?

Uh-oh.

Let's try the next one.

Oh, this

is

it.

Hey. I wonder what they
make here besides wine.

Here. Take one of
these. You could use it.

Oh, come on now.

Oh, shit. I'm gonna get you.

Oh.

Come on. Let's go. Yeah.
Let's get out of here.

Come on.

Hey. Come on, you guys. Get
up now. Another day, another lay.

Hey. Where's these woods?

Uh-huh.

Oh, the virgin surgeon.

Don't you ever give up.

Come on, Allison.

Give me a chance.

What if we try to hang glide, water
ski, a pogo stick, a skateboard?

What about a barrel
over Niagara Falls?

Larry, Kibby's already done it in
a threesome with a shark fighter

and a live shark.

I could really fall for
you in a big way, Allison.

No, Larry. No. No.

Well then, I guess
it's just no use.

No use, Larry.
You'll never make it.

You couldn't be
part of the contest.

Okay then.

It was fun knowing you, Allison.

I hope you win your contest.

Goodbye.

No. You'd never be right
for the contest, Larry.

You're just too nice.

Come on, guys. Last one
there is a rotten egg.

How about that? Yeah, man.

Man.

Say, you look
finger lickin' good.

You wanna bite my drums here?

And I said, what?
And give up Shelby?

No. Actually, we're doing three shows
and it's a big deal here.

Is this the real it's a
big deal with Tripp Shaw?

It sure is. Are you kidding?

This here is curtain number one.

And this is curtain number two.

Jeepers. I mean, egos.

What divine stuff.

And wait till you see
curtain number three.

Egged on my ambition,
egged off by the audience.

What's this? Are
you the booby prize?

Sometimes the booby,
always a prize.

Clack clack clack clack
clack clack clack.

No.

I'm finished here yesterday,

but they are me for the
weak union regulations.

And it's good to
have a strong union.

Hey.

Can you ever see what's
going on over there?

Come on. Let's cook
those seats over there.

Sarah. Sarah?

Hey. Hi, weirdos.

I'm Tripp Shore, and, are we
going to have some fun today?

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Who's got some
dental floss? Dental floss.

Oh. Oh my god. It's King Kong.

Here you go. Here's five
big ones for the big monkey.

Now that's that's not so bad
for dental floss. Right? Right.

But that's not such a
big deal. Right? Right.

But today, somebody's going to get a chance
to try for what's behind our curtains.

And if they pick
the right curtain,

let me tell you
it is a big deal.

Right.

Camera one. Where the
hell's camera one?

Okay. There it is.

Oh my

goodness.

Oh, and I saw a noise.

Are you sure they won't
be using this set today?

Oh, absolutely not.

I'm a star, you know.

Hello?

What do you mean a new
set won't be here in time?

Oh, Christ.

Sam. Sam.

Roll in yesterday's set.
There's been a screw up.

Twenty one inch color TV
and this beautiful new car.

But that's not all.
That's not all.

Now now, Genie Chips, now
you can keep the car or you

can have what's
behind that curtain.

Oh, that fucking chicken.

That looks like a
nine point five to me.

You're the only one left.

Oh, don't worry.

I'll come up with
something really terrific.

Larry hasn't been
around lately, has he?

Larry? Larry? Oh,
yes. I remember.

The boy from the phone company.
I've forgotten him completely.

Oh, you have?

Allison. Yes?

You know, this contest isn't the
most important thing in the world.

The other girls will
understand if you decide.

Miss Woodruff,
they do respect me.

That's why I have to
keep faith with them.

I mean, what kind of student
council president will let some some

silly sentimental feeling
about a boy stand in the way of

getting laid by a freak?

What is it, Allison?

I don't know.

My god.

Oh,

Yes.

You.

Oh.

Now that's really sexy.

Far out.

No, I'm sorry, but I just can't.

Why? Is it because I'm blue?

No. It's not that.

It's just that I'm well, I'm
in love with someone else.

You never give up, do you?

Oh, Alice. I have waited
so long for this moment.

Oh, Larry. So have I.

Larry, no. Not like this.

What do you mean not like this?

Isn't this originally
enough for you yet?

No.

I mean, I don't want it
to be like this with you,

all gimmicky and weird.

I want it to be normal
and and beautiful.

I don't wanna be part
of the contest anymore.

I I love you, Larry. I love you.

Where are we? What's going on?

Well, I guess some
explanation is in order.

I'm the ordinary telephone line.

No. I can see that. Is
this really your estate?

Yes. Well, my parents anyway.
And my name's not really Larry.

It's Rupert Bitsig, now
the famous Long Island Bitsigs.

You're kidding.

I'll always call
you Larry anyway.

Good. I took this job.

I wanted to get away
from the old family name.

But I'm really a graduate student
of aeronautical engineering.

I designed a spaceship as a
special project for my doctoral

Of course, basically,
it's just a helicopter.

Oh, Larry. I think
you're wonderful.

You're pretty special yourself.

Oh, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Here we are.

Isn't Alice's new boyfriend
out of this world?

He looked a little
spaced out if you ask me.

Hey.

Do you think if he and
Allison hit it off,

he'll ask us up sometime?

Up?

Maybe he'll have
us all for dinner.

Oh,

Oh.

My god. What will we write
in the alumni bulletin?

Look. It's Allison.
Allison. Allison.

No contest, Allison. This is
for you. You're the winner.

How was it, Allison?

What happened?

Tell us. Nothing happened.

Nothing? Nothing. What
are you talking about?

Nothing happened.

That's all. I can't take this.

But, Allison, we thought for
sure that We were afraid too.

We thought he might have
eaten you. You had us worried.

He was a perfect gentleman.

A Martian? A perfect gentleman?

He wasn't a Martian?

Not a Venusian? Wait a minute.

Don't tell us it was just Larry.

Larry. Oh, not Larry.

Some leader you turned up.

That telephone kid really
made his career change.

Alice, and you're really a sad
case to pick up someone like that.

Well, so much he's
allowed to drive us.

That's Miss Woodruff
has to fix you. Hey.

Who is the champion

ex virgin?

What, you guys?

I want to win the
contest, Miss Woodruff.

Well, it's been an
extraordinary contest.

Each one of you has made
a magnificent effort.

None of you has anything
to hang her head about.

You, Peaches, your experience
was really a wild one.

Your story was bold.
It was violent.

It was shockingly different.

It was a story that could take
place in any American town.

There were five hundred cc's of
motorcycle between your lover's legs.

Unfortunately, there
wasn't anything else.

Still, you certainly have
something to remember.

Now it's true that you got a
low score from the other girls

on a technicality,

and I do have to take their
scoring into account as I

evaluate your performance.

But certainly, you achieved one of
the most interesting variations on an

old standard location
that I've ever seen.

And I have to give you a
big ten four eager beaver.

Sarah, you learned what
it is to make a deal,

and you certainly
didn't chicken out.

Darn right. She
got chickened in.

And whatever the
final outcome may be,

you certainly will be the most
famous of our outstanding group

as the first girl ever to
lose her virginity live on

nationwide TV.

Michelle, you were a little
faint hearted at first,

and I didn't think you had a
ghost of a chance in the contest.

But soon your scientific mind
took over and you really got

into the spirit.

Oh, contraire. It was his
spirit that got into me. No.

Michelle, whether you
win the contest or not,

I know that the memory of this
experience will always haunt you.

Kippy, you took a sporting
chance, no question about it,

in your bid to snatch victory
from the jaws of defeat.

You showed great daring as
well as originality of place,

technique, and
choice of partner.

Does this mean that
Kippy is the winner?

No, girls. Kippy
was magnificent.

Each one of you in her
own way was magnificent.

I'm proud of you.

But the winner is

Oh.

Allison.

Allison

wins.

I mean, I can see
Michelle or Sarah,

but Allison said she
didn't even do anything.

And even if she did, with Larry?

Oh, Larry.

Especially because
she did it with Larry.

With a telephone lineman?
With plain old Larry?

Plain old Larry?

I happen to know a little bit
more about him than you all do.

I can inform you that he's the
son of the wealthiest man in

the whole county.

Son of the wealthiest?

Oh.

Sounds like Wouldn't you
have been American justice?

So he's rich. So what? Now
what's original about that?

Why does Allison win?

Because, girls, after
all is said and done,

true love is the most
original way of all.