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♪ Llama, llama, llámame ♪
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♪ Llama, llámame, llámame ♪
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♪ Llama, llama, llama... ♪
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Mmm, cookies.
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They're not cookies,
they're biscuits.
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That's British for cookies.
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And they're not for you
or you or you.
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Or you or you. Not you.
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Not for you.
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D'oh!
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These treats are for my lady friends.
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They're coming over to watch
a very classy
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historical British
streaming show,
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and none of you are invited.
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Aw...
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Cor blimey.
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Mmm.
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Ow!
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Now here's a distraction
for each of you.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I downloaded you a podcast
about beers
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that you don't hear
much about anymore.
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Ooh, there's a whole episode
about L öwenbr äu.
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If no one minds,
I brought a few beverages
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to lubricate the evening.
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- Me, too.
- Same.
- Way ahead of you.
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So what the hell are we
waiting for?
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Let's dial up the Netflix.
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I've got Helen Lovejoy's
password.
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She came to live with us
when she and the Reverend
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were taking a break.
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She swore me to secrecy
about that, but whoops.
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The Springfield ladies had
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a marvelous time
journeying back to an era
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when England was filled with
eligible young ladies in corsets
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courted by hot,
multiracial dudes
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with rock-hard abs.
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The writing on this show
is amazing.
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Oh-ho. Men can have
muscles on their chests now?
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The ad in the beer podcast
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is an ad for beer.
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That is so smart.
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I've just swum back from Europe.
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We've just won
the Battle of Knicker-bulge.
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Let us all doff our clothes
in triumph.
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¡Ay, caramba!
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Bart, don't watch that.
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Now go to bed.
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Oh!
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Mmm, looks like the Earl
of Sixpackingham
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is showing the whole
walking stick.
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Ooh, I'll drink to that.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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You look like what I see
in the mirror every morning.
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Also, a strange blender is
on your nightstand.
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I think I drank just
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a toonsie-teensy bit too much
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with the girls last night.
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Marge, you need to take
a long look at yourself.
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We can't be a two-hangover
household. We just can't.
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I'm sorry, sweetie,
but I just don't think
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I can go to church
this morning.
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Oh, my--
Aw...
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No church? Oh, no.
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Well, I guess I'll have
to find another way
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to spend my Sunday.
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Mmm, chest chips.
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I meant you'll have to
take the kids to church
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- on your own.
- D'oh!
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Aw, it's not fair.
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I always go to church hungover.
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It's always the committed
drinkers who get punished.
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Boozehounds just can't
catch a break.
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♪ Praise God
from whom all praisings flow ♪
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♪ Praise praise
and let all praisings go ♪
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♪ Praise, praise,
praise, praise ♪
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♪ Praise, praise,
praise, praise. ♪
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You know, hymns like that
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make God come off
a little thirsty.
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Now I'd like to invite
our littlest angels
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to head to Sunday school
with Mrs. Lovejoy.
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Try spending a weekend with her
in the Wisconsin Dells.
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This week's
Junior Jesus Jamboree topic
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is "Honor Thy Mother
and Father."
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- Who would like to go first?
- Oh! Oh!
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Sunday school presentations
don't affect my grades
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and won't help me
get into college,
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and I'm not even
a practicing Christian,
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but I still have
a sick need to excel,
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so pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
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I think we'll start with... Hmm.
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Bart Simpson.
Oh, but I'm guessing
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you forgot all about
your presentation.
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You know, Helen,
for a woman of faith,
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you have so little of it in me.
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For this assignment,
I was born ready.
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Well,
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it's not hard
to honor my mother.
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Marge is a class act
all the way.
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As for my father, well,
with a dad
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like Homer Simpson,
how could I not honor him?
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He's so hardworking
and dignified.
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Mmm.
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And he carries himself
with such class and panache.
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Mascot, oh, goes for the kiss
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and, oh, he goes into the
proposal with the bouquet.
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Tosses it away
and he faints out of love,
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and the big, fat guy
is having none of it
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and he's giving chase.
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The fat guy is on the field.
Come here, you.
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And the Freak is running away,
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and he's using the players
as obstacles.
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And now he's smashing his--
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you know something,
that's just not right.
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♪ Lord, you are truly great ♪
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♪ We are wretched but devout ♪
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♪ Your hair
looks really awesome ♪
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♪ And have you
been working out? ♪
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Sweetie, do your thing.
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Baby coming through.
Crying now and pooping soon.
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Hmm.
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As you can see,
wherever my dad goes,
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people cheer.
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Look, if you didn't want me
to pee in a cup,
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then the movie
should have commercials.
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Whiz break!
Whiz break! Whiz break!
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Get him out of here.
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In conclusion, I honor my father
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because he is
not not not not a loser.
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One, two, three, four.
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That's an even number of nots.
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He thinks I'm a loser.
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How dare you show your peers
a supercut of me at my worst?!
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Haw-haw!
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Haw-haw-haw!
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Huh?
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I hate the Welsh,
but I hate you even more!
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My son has no respect for me.
He shamed me
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in front
of the whole Sunday school.
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Even Ralph.
What about all the videos
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of me not being a loser?
Where were they?
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Oh, boy. It's so sad
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that kids just use cameras
for shaming.
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We've raised a generation
that only loves fails.
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My fails.
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At least I have a lady
to rub my face.
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Bart's gonna spend the rest
of his life lotioning himself.
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Maybe Bart doesn't understand
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how hard you work
to provide for this family.
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When I was a girl,
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my father took me to work
with him one day.
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I felt so proud
when I saw him playing pizza
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in that antacid commercial.
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That's what I should do.
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Take Bart to work.
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Then he'll be proud of me.
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Pizza proud.
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Mmm.
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Seven, eight and nine.
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Oh!
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Watch me work
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and be proud, you jerk.
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No.
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I don't want
to hear your friends
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tell me how big I've gotten.
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Hmm.
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Oh. Well-played, big man.
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Larry!
Slap a guest badge on him!
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Larry!
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And this thing over here
is if the core gets too hot.
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I'm all over that.
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And this dealie over here
is if the core...
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goes missing.
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Has that ever happened?
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Not on my watch.
And the way you can be sure
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is that everyone you know
isn't dead.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Homer.
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Monday morning doughnuts
are here.
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Take your pick.
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Chocolate frosted? Maple bar?
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Better hurry
or you're gonna get plain.
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Doughnuts.
Do you have to pay for 'em?
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Sure, technically.
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It's an honor system.
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Whoa.
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A pop machine full of free pop.
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A TV showing that jerk Dr. Phil.
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A poster on how to choke a guy.
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I think that's
for after you choke him.
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Simpson,
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I need that updated spreadsheet
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on the hard water
degradation rate.
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Watch this.
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I told you interns
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to spread-date the graduation
on the hard lemonade.
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So find out
what I'm talking about
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- and get it done!
- Yes, Mr. Simpson.
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And you get free markers?
When I get back to school,
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I'm gonna go Sistine Chapel
on those toilet stalls.
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Why wait?
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Here you go, Simpson.
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Best part of the job.
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You know it, Linda.
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Dad, is that your paycheck?
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Sure is.
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Can I see it?
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I'll do you one better.
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Give it to me in singles.
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Minus
the 8.5% check-cashing fee.
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I didn't ask
for your life story.
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And here's
what makes it all worthwhile.
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Whoa.
You get all that every week?
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Every two weeks.
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Ah, the laugh of respect.
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Oh, my God, is it picture day?
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Lisa, quick,
let me fix your hair.
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Ow! It's not picture day,
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and my hair's not pasta.
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I am dressed this way
to honor Dad.
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I never thought about it,
but Homer makes enough
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to pay for this awesome crib,
two cars,
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with enough left over
to fill the freezer
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with three kinds
of french fries:
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waffle, curly and steak-cut.
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Dad, all these years
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I thought you were
just some uncool roommate
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that I got stuck with.
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Now I realize you're a winner.
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And that's why I want to be
a nuclear safety inspector.
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Marge, he doesn't
just respect me.
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He wants to be me.
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What a feeling.
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Oh... this must be
how LeBron feels about...
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...Bronny.
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Mmm.
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Just like you, Dad, I can't wait
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to live the American dream.
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Well, actually...
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- What?
- Oh, nothing.
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Pew, pew, pew!
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I'm a superstar spaceman.
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I'm a modern superhero.
I can fly,
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but I can't process
my own trauma.
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I'm a nuclear safety guy.
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I get tons of money
for not blowing the town up.
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Well, the thing about that is...
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Forget I said anything.
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Hey, Dad, guess what.
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I made a homemade ID badge,
and Larry just waved me in.
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Huh. Where is he?
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Oh, man, what a gig.
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Homer's got it made.
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JANITOR
He sure does.
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So, you're visiting your old man
at work today?
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I sure am. And this sweet job
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will be mine someday.
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Wha...?
261
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,062
Hate to burst your bubble, kid,
262
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,964
but the kind of job your dad has
263
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,767
- just doesn't exist anymore.
- Why not?
264
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,535
Well, there's no simple answer
to that.
265
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,238
- All right. See you later.
- Bart, come with me
266
00:12:51,305 --> 00:12:53,273
to a magical place
far in the past:
267
00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:55,809
America in the 20th century.
268
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,244
Uh, sure.
269
00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:59,580
But you better not
start singing.
270
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,316
♪ 1945, we won the war ♪
271
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:05,118
♪ Our boys came back
to the factory floor ♪
272
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,456
♪ The good times rolled,
and smiles were on our faces ♪
273
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:12,092
♪ With plentiful jobs
for folks of all ages ♪
274
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,994
♪ Even dumb slobs
made excellent wages ♪
275
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,195
♪ The country was booming ♪
276
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:18,265
♪ Though still pretty racist ♪
277
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,036
♪ Oh, and so it came to pass ♪
278
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,239
♪ With hard work
and grit and brass ♪
279
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,174
♪ Bit by bit, we built ♪
280
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,978
- ♪ Our middle class ♪
- ♪ Nice little middle class ♪
281
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,515
♪ I need cash for food and gas ♪
282
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,950
♪ Black light posters,
beer and grass ♪
283
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,686
♪ Time for me to join
the middle class ♪
284
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,655
♪ Oh, boy, that middle class ♪
285
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,423
♪ Go join that middle class ♪
286
00:13:43,524 --> 00:13:46,093
♪ Well, I'm not smart,
I'm not a go-getter ♪
287
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,295
♪ My drinking problem's
not getting better ♪
288
00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,497
♪ What job
could I possibly do? ♪
289
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,033
- ♪ Nuclear safety inspector ♪
- Whoo-hoo!
290
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,068
♪ Your dad and his buddies
had it swell ♪
291
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,604
♪ But gradually
it all went to hell ♪
292
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,606
♪ Factories closed,
unemployment would spike ♪
293
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,209
♪ Here to explain it
is Robert B. Reich ♪
294
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,012
The decline of unions,
rampant corporate greed,
295
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,280
Wall Street malfeasance
296
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,215
and the rise
of shortsighted politics
297
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,984
all contributed to increased
economic inequality,
298
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,654
widespread real unemployment,
wage stagnation,
299
00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:18,058
and a lower standard of living
for millions of Americans.
300
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,194
♪ They chopped salaries
to raise stock prices ♪
301
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,663
♪ Cut up the pie
and kept all the slices ♪
302
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,464
♪ Tax breaks went to CEOs ♪
303
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:27,067
♪ Never trickling down
to average joes ♪
304
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,403
♪ And so it came to pass ♪
305
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,438
♪ Greedy rich men
kicked our ass ♪
306
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,675
♪ Fiddling while they burned
our middle class ♪
307
00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:37,077
♪ Poor little middle class ♪
308
00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:41,582
All right, thanks
for the history lesson, nerds.
309
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,650
But what does any of this
have to do with me?
310
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,652
You see, my dad's still working,
311
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,955
and I want to be just like him.
312
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,223
I'm sure you do.
313
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,325
But there's something else
you need to learn,
314
00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:54,261
and my friend here
is happy to teach you.
315
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,562
Ugh, you.
316
00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:58,465
For days, you've been dying
to say something. Just spill it.
317
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,502
♪ You want a job like Dad?
Too bad, so sad ♪
318
00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,971
- ♪ You'll never have the life our flabby dad had ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
319
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,073
♪ What can he do
that a robot can't? ♪
320
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,208
♪ These Oreos taste
like nuclear plant ♪
321
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,310
♪ Yo, all I need
is a foot in the door ♪
322
00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:12,546
♪ And I'll take Dad's job
when he dies at 44 ♪
323
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:14,815
♪ That job you see
now needs a PhD ♪
324
00:15:14,882 --> 00:15:17,584
- ♪ While paying student loans leaves you in poverty ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
325
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,786
- ♪ No brand-new car, no fancy house ♪
- ♪ No, cool ♪
326
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,222
- ♪ No hot dinners cooked by your stay-at-home spouse ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
327
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,224
♪ You're gonna pinch
every dollar and cent ♪
328
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,359
♪ And you'll
still have to choose ♪
329
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:26,860
♪ Between health care and rent ♪
330
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,662
I'll probably just buy
a PlayStation 6.
331
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,864
♪ You're naive, but it'll pass ♪
332
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,467
- ♪ They'll repo your skateboard, you'll grow up fast ♪
- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
333
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,802
♪ He's Jeff Bezos,
we're just bozos ♪
334
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,638
♪ Goodbye, middle class ♪
335
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,840
♪ These are facts,
they're not controversial ♪
336
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,342
♪ We can't even afford what they
sell in this commercial. ♪
337
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,217
Okay, so, you're saying
maybe I'll have a tough time
338
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,919
getting a job like my dad's.
339
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,253
No, no, I'm saying
340
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,988
you'll definitely never get
a job like your dad's,
341
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,423
and you'll have a tough time
342
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,692
finding
something significantly worse.
343
00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,793
Thanks for the song and dance,
344
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,663
but I think
I'm gonna be just fine.
345
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,766
♪ 'Cause there's a lot of new
ways a guy can make a dollar ♪
346
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,435
♪ I'll ride the money train,
make it rain, holla ♪
347
00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:11,038
♪ I'll buy and sell Bitcoin,
build a new app ♪
348
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,273
♪ Do pranks on YouTube,
I'm great at that crap ♪
349
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,475
♪ Film TikTok tricks
on my sick motorbike ♪
350
00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:18,178
- ♪ Your chances are slim ♪
- ♪ Go to hell, Robert Reich ♪
351
00:16:18,212 --> 00:16:20,147
♪ Those aren't careers,
they're a million to one ♪
352
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,449
♪ You ain't that lucky
and you ain't smart, son ♪
353
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,052
♪ Who gives a damn?
I'll find my new jam ♪
354
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,187
♪ As an influencer
on Instagram ♪
355
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,590
♪ If all else fails,
I got backup plans ♪
356
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,594
♪ I can shake my cans
on OnlyFans. ♪
357
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:35,495
No. Just... no.
358
00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:39,166
Okay, great.
So I have no options whatsoever.
359
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,568
Smell you later, dude.
360
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,736
Isn't it infuriating?
361
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:44,805
We'll never live
as well as they did.
362
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:46,640
Why doesn't anyone do anything
about this?
363
00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:49,443
Well, there's an answer to that,
but it's not one you'll like.
364
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:51,979
♪ Moe the bartender,
serve it up on the mic ♪
365
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,414
♪ So, greedy politicians
write bad laws ♪
366
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,850
♪ Throwing goodies to the rich
like Santy Claus ♪
367
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:59,152
♪ They chew up us poors,
who votes for these guys? ♪
368
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,655
♪ All my friends
are dropping like flies ♪
369
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,991
♪ And where are these voters
getting their cues? ♪
370
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,226
♪ Putin for president,
next on Fox News ♪
371
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,595
♪ And that's why our system
is so out of order? ♪
372
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:11,765
♪ Cross-dressing drug fiends
are crossing our border ♪
373
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:23,043
♪ We vote for gun nuts
and climate deniers ♪
374
00:17:23,177 --> 00:17:27,281
♪ Lunatics from QAnon
and con men and liars ♪
375
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,717
♪ They shred our safety net
and gut Medicare ♪
376
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,386
♪ But they get our vote ♪
377
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:36,890
♪ 'Cause we're incredibly easy
to scare ♪
378
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:39,193
♪ Cable news
declares we're doomed ♪
379
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:41,028
♪ And Facebook
feeds our fright ♪
380
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,462
♪ They convince us
things were great ♪
381
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,731
♪ When gas was cheap
and men were white ♪
382
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,700
♪ So we rally round the crooks ♪
383
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,735
♪ And the creepy and the crass ♪
384
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:53,707
♪ The vengeful id
of our vanishing middle class ♪
385
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,710
So, as you can see, Bart...
386
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,779
Bart?
387
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:01,048
♪ I get it, dude, abandon hope ♪
388
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,050
♪ We can't escape
our slippery slope ♪
389
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,651
♪ The future's
a sandwich made of poo ♪
390
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:08,288
♪ Just tell me,
what do you want me to do? ♪
391
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,490
Burn it.
392
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,626
"Burn it"? Burn what?
393
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,094
Well, that's up to you.
394
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,231
All I know
is what a janitor knows.
395
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,033
♪ If it's broke,
don't wait till later ♪
396
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:24,371
♪ Chuck it in the incinerator ♪
397
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:27,207
Hmm.
I do enjoy destroying things.
398
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,010
And this tie looks flammable.
399
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:33,146
Wait, Bart, I meant the system.
400
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,048
Burn it down and then reform it.
401
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,316
It was a metaphor.
402
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,086
Eh. I never learned
what that word means.
403
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,289
- Our education system is also terrible.
- No!
404
00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:46,326
♪ And so it comes to pass ♪
405
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:50,464
♪ Strike a match
and raise a glass ♪
406
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,065
♪ All dreams die ♪
407
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:58,338
♪ So goodbye, middle class ♪
408
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,209
Oh, my God.
409
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,179
Oh, so this is real?
410
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,813
Help!
411
00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:09,016
I want to live
to see the future,
412
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,685
even if it's gonna be
incredibly crappy!
413
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,497
You saved me.
414
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,966
♪ Hang on tight,
you'll be okay ♪
415
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,402
Thanks! By the way,
how good's your pay?
416
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,638
♪ Pay's good, and pension's
great when we retire ♪
417
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:35,242
- Nice.
- ♪ Sweet health plan plus cool hat and boots ♪
418
00:19:35,309 --> 00:19:37,144
♪ We're always hiring
new recruits ♪
419
00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:40,247
♪ 'Cause luckily
the planet is on fire ♪
420
00:19:40,314 --> 00:19:41,982
♪ Even the ocean ♪
421
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,084
Mom, Dad,
I figured out what I'm gonna do.
422
00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:45,586
I'm gonna be a fireman.
423
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,989
Well, it is true that fire
isn't going anywhere.
424
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:51,358
♪ But you still hold me
in high regard ♪
425
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,861
- ♪ Eat my shorts, you tub of lard ♪
- D'oh!
426
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:56,129
♪ We save lives
and look badass ♪
427
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,466
♪ And we whistle as they pass ♪
428
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,769
♪ The last men standing ♪
429
00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:04,705
♪ In our middle ♪
430
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:11,512
♪ Class. ♪
431
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,961
- What the hell was that?
- From what I can gather,
432
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:30,731
a singing janitor
took Bart on a magical journey
433
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,966
through
America's postwar economy.
434
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,003
Also, Lisa was a rapper.
435
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:41,041
I'm a little concerned that Bart
set his tree house on fire.
436
00:20:41,175 --> 00:20:45,279
It does seem
like an escalation.
437
00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:49,116
Maybe we can use
this opportunity
438
00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:50,918
to upgrade the backyard.
439
00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:53,487
Yeah. We could get a gazebo.
440
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,556
That'd be nice.
441
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,693
I just read through
our homeowners policy.
442
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,461
We're not covered
for musical numbers.
443
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:02,696
- D'oh!
- D'oh!
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