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♪ Stugo ♪

♪ Stugo ♪

♪ Stugo, Stugo, Stugo ♪

♪ Stugo ♪

♪ Stugo ♪ [laughs]

[singing] ♪ Stugo ♪

♪ Stugo ♪

[echoing] ♪ Stugo ♪

[Larry] Eh?

[mutants exclaiming] Ooh!

[Larry] Ha!

[mutants screaming]

[Larry] Oh.

[mutants exclaim] Oh, phew!

[mutants] Ah, oh, ah, oh, ah, oh, ah , oh, ah, oh, ah!

Hey, where'd he go?

Boo!

[mutants screaming]

If you like that, get ready for this!

A somersault!

[mutants exclaiming] Wow!

[Merian] Hey, Larry! We could use your help over here.

Lullah needs us to turn all this trash into gold,

so she can buy more stuff to turn into trash.

[Chip sneezes]

Yeah... Could you swap with me?

I'm allergic to gold.

Okay. I'll be right back.

Wait!

[speaking intensely] I need to see that somersault.

Okay.

Just a sec! These guys can't get enough of me.

Yeah.

Nice one, Francis.

[gargling]

Oof.

Why do I feel funny?

[Sara] You're jealous, Larry.

-Sara? -[speaking intensely] You love attention.

And right now, Francis has all of it!

You're jealous.

-[cheering in distance] -[scoffs] No, I'm not.

She's not even using her hands!

[cheering, yelling]

[sighs] Jealousy is natural, Larry.

It's the heart telling the mind

whose stuff it wants to take.

Huh! Well, my heart doesn't want anything

except to pump my blood.

[sighs] Sit down, Larry,

and let me explain something to you.

[Larry exclaims]

Jealousy is like a wolf.

It howls.

And when you ignore its howls,

the wolf does not go away.

It just hunts harder!

-[loud sneeze] -[Sara gasps]

[all coughing]

Oh, no! Someone sneezed and zapped Francis!

Probably Pliny!

Get going, Pliny.

-[all exclaiming] Oh, wow! -[♪dramatic music playing]

Yep. I'm gold.

Oh, wow! She looks so cool!

[gargling]

I'm not jealous!

-[scraping] -Huh?

It's... her!

Just as the prophecy foretold!

The special Golden One!

I'm not special.

I'm the victim of an industrial accident.

[gasps]

[singing] ♪ That was what she was supposed to say ♪

There is no more doubt.

She is truly the Golden One,

and worthy of all our attention!

We must now initiate the parade of celebrations!

[mutants cheering]

-[mutants grunting] -[Francis] See ya later.

[mutants straining]

Parade of celebration?

Uh... We should probably go check that out.

[Sara] Hmm.

Not jealous!

Just curious.

[Sara] Mmm-hmm.

[Larry] Wait up, guys!

[scoffs]

Playing chicken with the wolf of jealousy...

Oh, Larry, when will you learn?

[gong sounds]

[flounder mutant] Celebration One:

The Throne of Secrets Compliments.

[horn blowing]

[swallows]

[flounder mutant] We shall, each of us, whisper a sweetness

into the sweet one's ear.

[whispering indistinctly]

Aw.

[giggling]

[whispering indistinctly]

You're too much.

[laughing shyly]

[whispering] Hey, Francis,

how about you let Old Larry

take a turn on the compliment chair?

[Sara] Psst.

[echoing] Jealous...

[whispering] I was kidding!

Francis, you are wonderful!

And I am happy that you are the only one on the chair.

[flounder mutant] What are you doing?

The compliments are supposed to be secret!

Only for the Golden One.

-What? -[sighs] Come down here

and prepare yourself for the ritual stomping!

[♪ intense music playing]

-[exclaims] -Wait.

Stop!

[gasps]

And she will forgive the island's dullards,

and allow them to speak at whatever volume they please!

Perhaps just a light stomping?

No.

The Golden One is merciful!

-On to the Buffet of Gifts! -[cheering]

[flounder mutant grunting]

Buffet of gifts?

-[screams] -The more you deny the wolf,

the angrier she grows.

I'm not jealous! [screams]

[gong sounds]

[flounder mutant] The Buffet of Gifts!

We will now present the Golden One

with a series of meager offerings.

A paltry exchange for the joy she has already brought

into our lives!

[grunting]

Starting with... a Pegasus!

-[neighing] -[gasps]

Pegasus?

[Francis] No, thank you.

I prefer traditional horses.

-[Larry] What! -[flounder mutant] Then back

-to the crystal realm, Pegasus! -[Larry grunting]

[loud neighing]

[flounder mutant] And now, the motorcycle chefs

will prepare... chili cheese fries!

-[mutants exclaim] -Did he say motorcycle chef?

-[engine revving] -[mutants exclaiming]

[Francis] No, thank you.

Spicy food gives me the gurgles.

-What! -[flounder mutant] Then they will be destroyed!

-[engine revving] -No!

Ho ho, ho!

Why doesn't Francis want any of this stuff?

-[Sara] Why do you care? -Huh?

[chomping]

[speaking intensely] Is it because this is all the stuff you want,

but you can't have? Because it's not yours?

[♪ intense music playing]

-[music stops] -She's right. You're jealous.

I'm not!

-[bell rings] -[swallows]

It's time for the final celebration!

Where we will sit dutifully

and watch Francis do somersaults.

Thereby cementing her in our hearts and minds

as the most fun and interesting kid of all time.

[mutants] Golden One! Golden One!

But... I'm fun.

And interesting.

[gargling]

[Sara howling]

[shrieks] No!

I'm not jealous!

I'm happy for her!

I'm not jealous.

I'm... Arrf! Me, jealous?

I can't. [exclaims]

Woah. Chip?

What are you guys doing here?

Oh, hey, Larry, could you move?

We're trying to see Francis do more somersaults.

[gasps] Look, she's doing them now!

-[Chip] Woah! -[Merian] Nice!

[Pliny] Yay!

-No! [groans] -[gargling]

-[exclaiming] -Larry!

-[♪ intense music playing] -No!

It's too late.

Francis... doesn't even... like the attention!

-[intense gargling] -Or the gifts!

[groaning]

I should be...

[cries] ...the Golden One!

You've denied the wolf too long.

It's grown strong inside you.

[intense gargling]

[screams]

[roars]

[growling]

[howls]

Woah! Woah!

Oh, no, Sara, what do we do?

Pipe down, Pliny.

You're hysterical!

[Pliny] Thank you, Sara!

So, jealousy, we dance again.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[screeches]

[meows]

-[growl] -[meow]

[exclaiming] Woah!

[yelling]

[loud meow]

[roars]

[firing]

[explosion]

[Pliny] The heat turned the sand to glass!

Sara taught me the science behind that.

[Sara] Not now, Pliny!

-[mutants exclaiming] -[Pliny] Thank you , Sara!

[screaming]

-[roars] -[meows]

[exclaims]

[growling]

[exclaims] Ahh!

You think you can defeat the green-eyed monster?

I don't think...

Eye gauge!

[roars]

[howling]

[Larry gasps]

[exclaims] Ah!

Jealousy is dead!

[grunting]

Wait for me!

Sara looked so cool in her cat form.

-[explosion] -[gasping]

[gasps]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

It can't be!

Never mind before.

This is the best somersault I've ever seen.

But it is be!

Sara is the true Golden One!

And Francis is nothing more than a false Sara

whose somersault is trash.

I was faking.

To the trash with her, and her somersault.

The trash is too good for her.

-Throw her in the hole. -[Sara] Halt!

It is true Francis is no Sara.

But Francis is Sara-friend.

And should be treated accordingly.

Release her.

-[mutants cheering] -[Chicho] The Golden One is merciful!

Yes, merciful to infinity!

And wise to infinity.

Thank you for my life, Sara.

[Merian] Sarah is so good at everything...

[Chip] And she has beautiful hair.

-She's a better leader than me!

[Merian] Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.

And I forgot, I've been here the whole time!

Sara has always been my favorite!

[all chanting] Sara! Sara!

[Larry] Wait, what?

What are you talking about?

That's what happens if you don't look

the wolf of jealousy in the eyes, and remove 'em.

Luckily, I was there to save you.

[Pliny] Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused, too.

You're saying an the actual wolf

will burst out of Larry?

[stuttering] A spectral, wolf-like demon.

Uh, what was with the flounder?

And Golden Francis?

It's a metaphor, Chip!

I'm just trying to help Larry.

[chanting] Who is clearly jealous

of Francis' somersaults.

I appreciate it, but I'm really not jealous.

My stomach's just upset

because I ate a ton of seashell today.

Oh.

[Merian] You might be jealous, though.

The second Francis started somersaulting,

you shoved us into these splits

and made us listen to a story for 10 minutes.

[gargling]

Am not.