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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:40,080 Starring: Tin Chong-ho, Wong Cheung-li 2 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,120 Starring: Ta Bo, Kaname Tsushima 3 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:54,030 Starring: Tin Fun, Kin Yun-man 4 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:58,000 Starring: Ng See Yuen Shiu Gao-san, Chu Chun-mo Pung Gong 5 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:02,110 Line Producer: Ng See Yuen 6 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,630 Action Directors: Meng Hai, Corey Yuen 7 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,830 Production Manager: Dong Ling-Shu Assistant Production Manager: Jay Man-bo 8 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:18,000 Cinematographers: Ng Kwok-hao, Ng Kwok-soon Gaffer: Pung Chi-yong 9 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,120 Screenplay by: Ng See Yuen, Corey Yuen 10 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,360 Assistant Director: Ta Bo Unit Manager: Cheung Yin-Chun Sound Men: Chow Fu-leung Dung Shiu-lam 11 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,390 Art Director: Ho Guy Din Yuen-dai Editor: Pon Hong Song Writer: Lu Chi-fung 12 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,030 Crop Master: Woo Ling-gam Costume Designer: Fung Ai-Chow Unit Assistant: Chan Cheung-kwun 13 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,630 Make-Up Artist: Cheung Shiu-yu Still Photographer: Su Sing-wing 14 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,080 "Japan: the time of Ieyasu Tokugawa's rule" 15 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,520 The Shadow Ninja has struck again. We have to track down this bastard. 16 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,110 Our honor is at stake. 17 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,080 He disguises himself as an Ega family ninja 18 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:44,200 and goes around murdering government officials and we get blamed for it! 19 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:48,190 The Government has lost face and the army is demanding revenge. 20 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,030 We'll have a bloodbath on our hands! 21 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,550 You have a choice - 22 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:58,030 you can sit on your lazy asses and wait to get bumped off one by one, 23 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,950 or you can catch The Shadow! 24 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,510 You must seek him out wherever he may be hiding - 25 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:07,990 search every house, every cave, behind every tree and bush 26 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,360 and leave no stone unturned. 27 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:15,280 Otherwise the Ega family will suffer a total bloody massacre! 28 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,430 "Tokyo, Japan" 29 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,480 "China" 30 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,070 "The Sun Family Temple" 31 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,350 "Sex Bible" 32 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,280 Ah Chee! 33 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,400 Master, are you calling me? 34 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,030 I'm working my socks off but you're there reading porn. 35 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,590 Master, you can learn anything from books. 36 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,190 I'm doing this for you, 37 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,990 so that I can help you when you get married. 38 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,760 Ah Chee! Reading alone is of no use at all. 39 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:03,150 I don't need your help to find a wife. 40 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:08,000 I'm very optimistic about that, which will just happen naturally. 41 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,470 Master, I never realized you were such an expert! 42 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,630 It's called hidden talent. 43 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,320 Why are there fireworks? 44 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,470 Master, there's a festival on today. 45 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,680 - Really? Shall we go and join them? - OK, come on. 46 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,310 - You can't use the stairs. - Do we jump off here? 47 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,710 That's right, we're jumping. 48 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,880 What's the matter? Have you got vertigo? 49 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:47,550 No, I don't have vertigo. But I haven't got paid this month. 50 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,630 If you want to get paid, jump down from here. 51 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,110 It's very high. Are you going to pay double wages? 52 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,160 If so, I'll jump immediately. 53 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,800 I can pay you double wages any time. 54 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,950 This one looks a little stronger. 55 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,000 Are you sure? 56 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,110 One more knot. Just in case. 57 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,230 - Double wages. Jump. - I'm doing it for the money. 58 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,800 - You're very slow. - But I've got style. 59 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,240 - Really? - Wait! 60 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,470 It's strong enough but not long enough. 61 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,520 Look at the flags! 62 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,070 - This is boring! - Yeah. 63 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,960 - I'm suffocating inside this mask! - What shall we do? 64 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,680 Let's try something else. 65 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,640 No more complaints this time. 66 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,920 Here come The Eight Gods! 67 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,750 They're walking on stilts! 68 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,960 - The troublemaker is coming. - I am the Bull Devil! 69 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,070 You might like this. 70 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,800 Bull Devil! 71 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,920 Don't kick me! 72 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,630 I'm going to teach you a lesson. 73 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,440 We're only doing this for our job. And the money is no good. 74 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,640 There's no way I'd fight Bull Devil. 75 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,470 - I'm going! - Show no fear, get him! 76 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,310 Have some dumplings! 77 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,950 Run for it! 78 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,280 On your knees! Kowtow! 79 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,920 Master, this Bull Devil is tough. 80 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,470 - Bastard! - The damned cripple Li! 81 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,870 Even though I'm crippled, I'll fight you to the end! 82 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,920 The Monkey King is here! 83 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,590 The Monkey King! 84 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,990 The Monkey King conquers the Bull Devil. 85 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,960 I'm not the Monkey King but I'll still kick your ass. 86 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:59,200 - You're a dead man! - He means business! 87 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,480 - That's what I'm expecting. - What?! 88 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,230 That would be more fun. 89 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:08,030 - But can you walk on stilts? - What do you think? 90 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,310 What are you waiting for? Get him. 91 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,200 Come on, come on! 92 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,910 I bet you can't do that! 93 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,830 If you can do it, so can I. I'm up here now. 94 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,870 A nasty fall, isn't it? 95 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,030 - Come on. - I... 96 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,840 Let me help. 97 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,990 Hold tight. 98 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,190 Thank you. 99 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,190 Hold tight. 100 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,920 What now? Can you still fight? 101 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,110 Of course, I can. 102 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,000 - Fight me? Come on, then. - Here I come. 103 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,190 Kick his ass! 104 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,360 Get him! 105 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,840 Hold this for me! 106 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,350 Great! Yeah! 107 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,080 Come on everyone, get him! 108 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,550 No need to hurry, there's plenty for everyone. 109 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,150 Uncle Foo! 110 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,320 Where are you? 111 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,150 I'm right here. 112 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,000 You naughty boy! 113 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:55,990 So how did you get in, naughty boy? 114 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,280 I climbed up the water wheel. 115 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,800 But look, my shoes are totally dry. Amazing, isn't it? 116 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,470 Martial arts aren't for showing off! 117 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,760 You're always telling me off. 118 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,310 I'm not telling you off. It's for your own good. 119 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:15,400 Just remember a real martial artist never reveals his skill. 120 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:21,270 You always say the same thing. It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know. 121 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:27,470 This is for your own good. You have to listen to me. 122 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,310 Do you know the saying, 123 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:34,160 "Blowing your own trumpet only brings strife"? 124 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:38,920 If you want to succeed, you must be humble. 125 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:48,880 Ah Ching, do you know that the ideal life is a peaceful one? 126 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:53,880 A peaceful life? I don't fancy that. Is your life peaceful? 127 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,920 You live in a beautiful place. 128 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,830 With me to look after you, no one would dare bother you, 129 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,230 unless they want to die. 130 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:10,430 I have no enemies, so I'm afraid your kung fu is not needed. 131 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,720 Things change so quickly... 132 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,590 in the blink of an eye. 133 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,640 Sometimes you don't know you're in trouble. 134 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,600 Uncle Foo, some day you may need my help. 135 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,960 OK. Don't get your clothes dirty. Put down those mirrors. 136 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,240 "Gold Plum Vase" 137 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,310 Lure him into his own trap. 138 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,510 Ah Chee! You're studying very hard. Come here. 139 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,200 - Me? - Yes! 140 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,430 I'm coming. 141 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,480 - This is the good bit. - You're addicted to sex. 142 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,080 Jump in there and wake yourself up! 143 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,160 Everyone knows I like porn but I'm no pervert. 144 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,990 Why do I have to jump in there? No way! 145 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,400 You're going to jump in there. 146 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,760 No, I'm not. 147 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,230 Master, don't play tricks on me. That won't work. 148 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,800 Your bottom is on fire! 149 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,150 Are you going to jump into there? Off you go! 150 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:04,000 "The wiser man is he who exercises judgment and prudence." 151 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,910 Leave me alone! You always make a fool of me! 152 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:12,790 I'm only telling you that too many dirty books are bad for your health. 153 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,670 Very funny! One day you'll be sorry! 154 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,070 "Sun Zi's Art of War" 155 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,000 "Deception can be your most useful weapon." 156 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,440 Ah Chee, come here. 157 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,720 - Me?! Me?! - Yes! 158 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,950 What is it this time? You want to make a fool of me again. 159 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,080 - Get my catapult! - What for? Do you want to shoot me? 160 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:50,760 - Not to shoot you, but me. - What did you say? Come again. 161 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,310 You hold the catapult. I'll be outside. 162 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,360 Shoot my body as soon as you see me. 163 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,400 That's a good deal. I'll go right now. 164 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,680 Not big enough! 165 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,560 This one should do. 166 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,270 Master, you've got to watch out with this one. 167 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,510 - I want good shots. - I know. 168 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,710 Master, don't blame me if you get hurt. 169 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,230 Come on. 170 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,960 I finally get my revenge for everything he's done to me. 171 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,240 Hey, you guys, give me a hand. Hold it tight. 172 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,270 This one is big enough. 173 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,120 Ah Chee. 174 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,070 - Are you ready? - Not yet, Master. 175 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,590 You're cheating. 176 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,470 Move right. Move left. 177 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,630 Move right! 178 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,960 How can I shoot you if you keep moving around? 179 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,590 You must have been reading too many dirty books, my friend! 180 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,950 Mr. Sun, your son has behaved very well recently. 181 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,350 - He's been studying very hard. - Really? 182 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,480 He's a grown man now. 183 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,150 - I'll go and check on him. - Please. 184 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,720 Master, do you think I'll always miss? 185 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,680 Are you being bold or bluffing? 186 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,960 Let me use an even bigger stone. 187 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,030 Right. 188 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:03,920 I'm sure I've broken your skull. Master, does it hurt? 189 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,000 Was it you? Go and clean the toilet for three months. 190 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,230 Oh, shit. 191 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,790 "Clinic" 192 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,840 The business is very good today. 193 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,990 - What's the problem? - I've got lots of problems. 194 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,960 I can't see anything wrong. 195 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:31,590 - You should be all right. - Don't waste my time. Quick. 196 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,310 Hurry up. 197 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,910 Four ounces of ginseng... 198 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,110 five slices of deer horns... 199 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,870 three ounces of dry herb... 200 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,840 and a little Spanish fly. 201 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,960 That's enough. Take this. 202 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,880 Plus... 203 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,110 a seal's dick. 204 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,550 You already know I won't sell it to people. 205 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,470 I'm not asking you to sell it. 206 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,870 I'm asking you to give it to your son - me! 207 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,790 Why do you need all this stuff? 208 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:15,440 Dad, I want them to keep me strong. 209 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,480 I never wanted to have you in the first place. 210 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,150 Dad, I'm not surprised. 211 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,630 I know you never wanted to have me. 212 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:28,400 I was only a by-product of your sensual experience. 213 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,190 You need to have some of this stuff to make you stronger, too. 214 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,000 I'll be back tomorrow. All right. Bye-bye. 215 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,560 Wait! 216 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,000 What did I do to deserve him? 217 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,440 Uncle Foo. 218 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,470 Uncle Foo! What are you thinking about? 219 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,600 Nothing. Nothing. 220 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,590 I'm thinking about something in the past. 221 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,910 Old people are all like this. 222 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,280 You're always thinking about the past but you never talk about it. 223 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,080 Uncle Foo, why do you always shut me out? 224 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:19,520 Everyone has to have a few secrets. 225 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,430 A great man shouldn't be ashamed to speak of what he has done. 226 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,080 You don't think I'm your friend? 227 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,160 Uncle Foo, look! 228 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,950 The cloud and wind come from the east. 229 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,430 Will they bring us good luck or bad luck? 230 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,360 There are lots of seats upstairs. Please go upstairs. All right. 231 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,920 "Your Mighty God" 232 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,270 It's just a little demonstration. 233 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:49,150 If you want to see the real stuff, then watch Master Leong. 234 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,720 He's about to go up to the altar. 235 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,600 Master is going up to the altar. Be careful, will you? 236 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,360 If you ruin the ceremony, your whole family will be in trouble. 237 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,800 Be quiet. Just watch it. 238 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:23,240 He didn't understand you, he must be deaf and dumb. 239 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,280 - Let him in. - Go on. 240 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,270 What would you like? 241 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,680 'Let me teach him a lesson.' 242 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,640 - What? - Shit! 243 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,030 It must be that idiot that ruined this. I'm going to kick your ass. 244 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,720 Let's get out of here. 245 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,950 How dare you! Bastard! 246 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,390 Enough! 247 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,470 Come on. Stop it! 248 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,150 Your skills are only as good as my shit. 249 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,830 Don't blame him. 250 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,200 You've only got yourself to blame. We know you're a useless moron. 251 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,910 - Come down and fight me then. - Do want me to teach you a lesson? 252 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,230 I'm gonna kick your ass. 253 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,080 I'm kicking your ass! 254 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,110 Get out of here! 255 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,270 You want to kick my ass. Really? 256 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,150 If you're a master, why don't you act like one? 257 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,160 I never met such a shitty fighter before. 258 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,310 - Do you know who I am? - You are a loser! 259 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,480 Have you heard the name - Master Leong Kit? 260 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,590 Is it like this? You just make this up to fool innocent people. 261 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,990 Hold it! Let me tell you. 262 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,680 My dad leads the God Skills society. It has thousands of members. 263 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,150 You humiliated his son. You're in deep shit. 264 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,150 What? You've got a dad? 265 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,600 - I thought he'd died ages ago. - Bastard! 266 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:54,120 If your dad's got a son like you, I don't think he will live very long. 267 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,760 Look what you're wearing? Do you think you're a girl?! 268 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,200 What happened to your magical powers? Where are they? 269 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,320 I'll show you any second now. 270 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,960 There's no magical power. Why don't you admit it?! 271 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:36,920 Be careful! 272 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,910 "Your Mighty God" 273 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,470 - Can we stop? - No way! Why should I? 274 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,790 - Step on it! - No! I stepped on the sacred paper. 275 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:52,510 Excuse my fist, it thinks you belong with the other dirt on the floor. 276 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,950 You're a dead man! 277 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,750 No, you don't. 278 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,430 You'd better go home now 279 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:36,120 and ask your dad to use his god skills to treat your injuries. 280 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,320 I'm warning you, this sacrilegious insult will be avenged by my father! 281 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,230 He can find me in the Sun Family Temple. 282 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:10,920 Good evening. 283 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,200 Why are you wearing my kimono? 284 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,640 To get your attention. I'm surprised you noticed. 285 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,230 It's very attractive on you. 286 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,560 I wish I could stay home. 287 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,760 Maybe someday you will be able to stay at home. 288 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,080 Maybe someday you'll never return. 289 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,520 Akane, you are the wife of a ninja warrior. 290 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,400 Behave like one. 291 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:48,920 But... I live in terror every time you go out. 292 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,070 Don't worry, Akane, I'm not ready to die yet. 293 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,840 We'll be back in Japan before winter. 294 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,200 I promise. 295 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,190 Be careful. 296 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,120 Who are you? What do you want? 297 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,590 I've come to take your worthless head. 298 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,510 You're a ninja. Would you kill one of your own? 299 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,110 Yes, you cowardly traitor! 300 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,160 I don't know what you're talking about. Who the hell are you? 301 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,910 You'd better use your last moments to beg your ancestors for forgiveness. 302 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,160 What have I done? What is this all about? 303 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,840 Please, tell me. I don't understand. 304 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,710 - You have a short memory. - What do you mean? 305 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,680 Remember Jen Boku? You do remember! 306 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,390 Uncle Foo! 307 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,070 Trying to leave me out of all the fun? 308 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,360 Be careful! 309 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,750 Uncle Foo! Keep going! 310 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,030 Stay back! I'll take him. 311 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,440 Uncle Foo, are you all right? 312 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,560 Uncle Foo, get out of here! 313 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,150 Master, thanks for the trick you taught me last time. 314 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,390 It even works on you. 315 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,000 Shut it! Uncle Foo's injured! 316 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:51,520 Uncle Foo, are you injured?! Uncle Foo, are you OK? Who did this? 317 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,560 Go get some medicine! 318 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:10,350 Don't worry. It's good medicine. You'll recover in three days. 319 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,350 I feel much better now. 320 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,000 Ah Chee, where is Ah Ching? 321 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,600 He's outside. 322 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,800 Put this on. 323 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,630 Master, Uncle Foo's here. 324 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,990 - Ah Ching. - Uncle Foo. 325 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:33,070 You saw me growing up. I think of you as my second father. 326 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:39,320 When I have a bad day or problems, you're the first person I talk to. 327 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:44,080 Now someone's trying to kill you and you keep it from me. Why?! 328 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,390 Ah Ching... 329 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,110 I'm Japanese. I was a ninja. 330 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,040 A ninja?! 331 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,240 Yes, I was a ninja. 332 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,120 They're low-class people who risk their lives for their masters. 333 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:11,070 They can endure indescribable hardships. 334 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:15,630 They can do things that an ordinary person can't. 335 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,520 They don't trust anyone. 336 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,390 They only trust their own judgments. 337 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:30,200 They would do whatever it takes to achieve their objectives. 338 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,190 The weapons they normally use are - darts... 339 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,110 explosives... 340 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,390 and bombs. 341 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,670 That's what a ninja is like. 342 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,280 Uncle Foo, why is this guy trying to kill you? 343 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:54,310 That is a very long story. I can't explain it in a few words. 344 00:42:54,400 --> 00:43:00,790 - Just tell us some of it. - But anyway, he's a perfect ninja. 345 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,950 I don't think so. You can move to my place. 346 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,390 We'll fight and he can't escape. 347 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,430 It's only me, Master. 348 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,480 You idiot! 349 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:25,760 - Can't you stop fooling around? - Master, you nearly killed me. 350 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,040 What's the big idea, going around dressed up like a ninja? 351 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,950 Uncle Foo says ninjas are very good. 352 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:37,030 - How could you mistake me for him? - Just stop this nonsense. 353 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,880 - Go get the medicine for Uncle Foo. - All right. I'm your slave. 354 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,830 One of these days... What bad luck! 355 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,640 Why do bad things keep happening to me? 356 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,670 Another ninja wannabe. This is getting really trendy. 357 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,430 Get lost. You're blocking my way. 358 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,110 Where did he go? 359 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,510 Uncle Foo! Watch out! 360 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,230 I've been waiting for you a long time. 361 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,240 You're pretty brave, attacking an old man. 362 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,430 There's no way out for you. 363 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,030 It's Japanese. You should be able to read. 364 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,510 This cage is specially designed for you. 365 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,520 I'm here. 366 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,430 Don't expect to get out of here easily. 367 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,720 You could get out of the cage. Why not try the door, too? Come on. 368 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,840 Quit trying to get away. You're stuck. 369 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:29,520 This is my home. I won't let you escape. 370 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,190 Trying to put out the lights? I'll put them back on. 371 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,120 I'll put it in the vase so you can't put it out. 372 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,680 The silver dust! 373 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,240 I'll be damned! 374 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:14,550 Huh? Can you eat me? 375 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,760 What kind of talk is that for a nice girl? 376 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,640 I know how to greet you people. 377 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,560 He's hiding there, isn't he? 378 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,550 Oh, you want me to sit? I understand that. 379 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,470 It'd be easier if you had a chair. You sit down, too. 380 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,070 What the heck is she saying? 381 00:52:55,440 --> 00:53:00,670 'He can't stay there forever. I can wait as long as you can.' 382 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,040 'How dumb do they think I am? The tea must be poisoned.' 383 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,710 Good tea, but useless trick. 384 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,310 You drink it, as well. 385 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,680 Dumbo? Dumbo. 386 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,280 Is she calling me names? 387 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,470 You want to have a date with me. 388 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,120 "I'm at your place now" 389 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,590 I'll bet you think you really had me fooled all the time. 390 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,240 'Damn! Uncle Foo!' 391 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,350 Master, well done! 392 00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,590 He thought he'd fooled me with his clever trick. 393 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,960 Ah Chee, tell Uncle Foo what our counterattack strategy was. 394 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,240 Yes, Master. You cleverly put a dummy on the bed to fool him. 395 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,750 He knows how to play tricks, so do I. 396 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,560 Both of you are clever 397 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,790 but I think you're more clever than him. 398 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,270 Imagine when that ninja opened his bag - 399 00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,640 it'd keep him occupied playing chop, chop. 400 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,470 He's having bad luck just like you. 401 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,350 Uncle Foo, how do you say "son of a bitch" in Japanese? 402 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:08,270 Well, let's see. In Japanese it would be... 403 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,240 You can pick up swear words amazingly quickly. 404 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:22,670 This is not a skill which might take me ten years to learn. 405 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,560 But I think ten years might still not be enough. 406 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,520 - Do you think so? - I know what you're like. 407 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,750 Don't worry, Uncle Foo. 408 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,230 I give you my solemn word of honor that you'll be safe. 409 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,040 Yeah. I know. 410 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,110 It's very late now. Go to bed. 411 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,910 I don't think that ninja will come again. 412 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,230 Hey! You're half asleep now. You'd better be hitting the sack. 413 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,430 He's on fire. 414 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,390 - We can turn him into a roast pig. - Jump. Come on! 415 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:40,430 - We got him this time. - There's lots of oil. 416 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,070 He's got away. 417 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,510 Uncle Foo, are you sure? 418 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,000 - This guy is something. - Yeah. 419 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,550 Fukoda. 420 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:15,080 I see you still remember your real name. 421 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,120 As I remember the voice of a dear friend. 422 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,630 Sanchiro, it's good to see you. 423 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:27,190 I almost didn't recognize you. I didn't expect to find you dressed up. 424 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,350 My old kimono. 425 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,990 Today is a sort of a... special occasion. 426 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,600 Oh, you mean to say you were expecting my visit after all. 427 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,190 I've had another visitor from the past recently. 428 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,560 I know, I followed him here 429 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,350 to try to salvage what's left of my reputation with the Ega family. 430 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,270 Who does he work for? Why do they want us destroyed? 431 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,710 He works for no one but himself. It's a personal one-man war. 432 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,630 - His motive is revenge. - Revenge for what? 433 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,790 He blames us for his father's death. 434 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:06,400 - Who is he? - His name is Jen Moo. 435 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,680 Of course. Jen Boku's son. 436 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:41,280 You need some medicine. I'll be right back. 437 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,400 "Clinic" 438 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,510 Leave me alone. 439 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,750 I'm having a cold, as well. I'll give you an extra portion. 440 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,470 The rat poison! 441 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,390 Uncle Foo? 442 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,750 Uncle Foo! 443 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:35,960 "Dear Ching, don't be upset. 444 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:39,080 "Please don't come and find me, either. I've left. 445 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,520 "I couldn't say goodbye in person 446 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,430 "for fear I couldn't control my emotions. 447 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,190 "I hope you'll always think of me 448 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:54,990 "as a strong and confident old man. 449 00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:02,400 "I really hope that I can still lead a peaceful life, 450 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,230 so I can still go to the coast with you and watch the sun rise 451 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:11,030 "but a man's destiny doesn't always unfold as he wishes it to. 452 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:17,360 "I know I can't live long and I'm well prepared for that. 453 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,150 "I hope I can use my own blood 454 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,950 "to dissolve people's hatred towards ninja. 455 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:28,000 "I have lots of good memories of my years in China. 456 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:31,990 "I'm very grateful for all the support and fun you've given me. 457 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:38,630 "I leave you a memento - one side of my smiling Buddha. 458 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:43,070 "Please forgive the young man who came to find me. 459 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,870 "Remember I'm going back there of my own free will. 460 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:52,110 "I'm sorry the time has come for me to say goodbye to you. 461 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,640 "Farewell - Uncle Foo." 462 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,350 Bloody Japanese. Drink it down. 463 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,000 This is medicine very good! 464 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,710 It can cure your diseases and make you stronger too. 465 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,390 Why don't you drink it? It's really good. 466 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,320 No! No! I'm going to die! 467 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,240 Wait! Don't give it to her! 468 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,830 It's poisoned. 469 01:01:55,680 --> 01:02:00,230 No. Don't give it to her! This is of my own making. 470 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,630 It's not too bad. She's going to die with me. 471 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,840 That would make me feel better. 472 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,840 "Rat Poison" 473 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,920 You didn't add the poison. I'm not going to die. How lucky I am! 474 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:39,070 I have nothing against you. Just stay out of my way from now on. 475 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,600 How did you know where I was? 476 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,390 It was easy once I knew it was you. 477 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:03,110 OK, now you've found me. What are you going to do? 478 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,040 I will do what I came to do. I will destroy you. 479 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,950 Destroy me? Don't be so sure of yourself. 480 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,160 Old man, you're not as strong as you used to be. 481 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:21,790 Fokuda would spare your life but I won't. You went too far. 482 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,000 And I will have your head for it! 483 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:26,960 You will, huh? 484 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:32,270 You dedicated your life to revenge, without thinking you could be wrong. 485 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:37,120 You took a sacred oath as a ninja but only so you could betray us. 486 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,350 - You murdered my father! - Enough! 487 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,270 Sanchiro, it's just you and me now. 488 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,680 Uncle Foo! Uncle Foo! 489 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,470 Why did you let them tie you up like this? 490 01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,150 Why did you come so late? 491 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,630 - Not too late. You're still alive. - The ninja saved me. 492 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:02,790 Really? No. 493 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,160 Who's going to untie me? 494 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,880 I'm going to die this time. 495 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,070 She's a ghost! 496 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:16,960 Don't be afraid. 497 01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,440 You're still alive, then. 498 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,630 Beautiful lady, I'm in love. 499 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,160 Jen Moo, it's Fukada. 500 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:32,830 Jen Moo, you're making a mistake if you think I am your enemy. 501 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,560 Good technique. 502 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,440 But you still have much to learn. 503 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,720 You are nowhere near as good as your father was. 504 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,950 Shut up, you bastard! 505 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:59,310 Your father was not a true ninja, Jen Moo, he was never... 506 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,150 totally cold-blooded in his performance. 507 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:08,000 Nobody could match his knowledge and skill... nobody. 508 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,310 And yet he was not cut out to be a ninja. 509 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:14,310 A true ninja must be totally obsessed - a killing machine. 510 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,360 Your father was too kind-hearted. 511 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:21,960 In the midst of battle, his thoughts were of his family. 512 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:37,670 Brother, make sure my son gets this if I die today. 513 01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:46,720 We fought in a rebellion against Mobi Santo and we were beaten. 514 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:52,990 Jen Boku died honorably. No better man ever lived. 515 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,800 His friend somehow managed to escape. 516 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,200 Take this. 517 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,960 I kept it for you... 518 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:20,280 through all my years of exile. 519 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,320 I was so wrong. 520 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:39,390 I beg your forgiveness. 521 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:46,310 I fled from the dishonor of defeat, not from you. 522 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:49,510 But you couldn't have known that. 523 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,990 And now, I give you my life. 524 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,110 What? What do you mean? 525 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,110 I took... 526 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,710 poison before I came here, Jen Moo. 527 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:09,110 - But why? - It was my duty as a ninja... 528 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,630 to erase the dishonor of my defeat. 529 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,080 Instead... 530 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,590 I ran away and went into hiding... 531 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:24,160 and dishonored myself even further. 532 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,960 Jen Moo... 533 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,320 please take this... 534 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,630 from your father's best friend. 535 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,520 The Chinese boy... 536 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,630 tell him I... 537 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,640 The pain... can't stand it. 538 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,680 It's too much... use your sword. 539 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,990 Use your sword! 540 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,190 Use your sword! 541 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:35,510 Uncle Foo! 542 01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:48,830 Uncle Foo! Uncle Foo! I came too late! Uncle Foo! 543 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,830 You bastard! Hold it there! 544 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:57,000 Come back here! Stop there! 545 01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,510 Hold it there! 546 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:02,040 Why did you kill him?! Why? Why did you do that?! 547 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:05,030 He was begging you but you still killed him. 548 01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:09,000 Do you call yourself a man? Come on fight me?! 549 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:12,870 You... 550 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:16,000 You don't understand Chinese. I'll speak Japanese. 551 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:17,830 Listen! You're son of a bitch! 552 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:22,720 You understand that! Son of a bitch! 553 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,630 I'm no murderer. You're wrong. 554 01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:29,240 What?! I don't know what you're talking about. 555 01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:32,920 But I do know you've killed Uncle Foo! 556 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,670 You son of a bitch! 557 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,270 Your stinking father was a whore-hopper! 558 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,960 You'd better watch it, Chinaman! 559 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,790 Bastard! You son of a bitch! You mother is a whore! 560 01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,270 You're determined to die, aren't you? 561 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,400 For you I don't need a sword, though. 562 01:14:58,520 --> 01:14:59,950 No holds barred. Follow me. 563 01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,150 "No honesty on the battlefield" 564 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:04,280 No honesty on the battlefields. 565 01:18:57,640 --> 01:18:59,200 Bastard! 566 01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,190 You might as well hide behind a tennis net. 567 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,510 "To be adaptable is the best tactic" 568 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,030 I have to go out and fight him. 569 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,680 Let me see how you can survive this fire. 570 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:38,920 The fight's only started. 571 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,600 Bloody Japanese! You seem to be fireproof. 572 01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:47,910 When your mum was pregnant, she must have drunk too much water. 573 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:51,310 - Asshole. - I beg your pardon? 574 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,070 I said you big asshole! 575 01:21:56,440 --> 01:22:00,560 - So you know Chinese. - I also know Chinese kung fu. 576 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,110 We don't call that Chinese kung fu. 577 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,670 You evil Japanese, you know nothing about it. 578 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:24,440 You're the one who's evil. You always want to burn me alive. 579 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,720 Why did you kill my uncle? 580 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:33,960 I didn't kill him. He asked for the sword. The pain was too much for him. 581 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:36,630 Liar! You killed him! 582 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:44,480 Listen, there's a misunderstanding between us. 583 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:46,680 And I did not murder him. 584 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:48,990 Bullshit! 585 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,550 He wanted us to be friends. 586 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,230 I'll never want to have a friend like you. 587 01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,710 - Do you believe me or not? - Never! 588 01:23:24,440 --> 01:23:29,150 "I leave you a memento - one side of my smiling Buddha. 589 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:33,280 "Please forgive the young man who came to find me." 590 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:37,280 Listen, I'll repeat it again - I did not kill Uncle Foo. 591 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:41,430 He took the poison. He even left me a smiling Buddha. Please believe me! 592 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,590 Watch out! The rail's breaking! 593 01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:51,470 Thank you very much. I did not kill Uncle Foo. 594 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:54,230 - You have to believe me. - I know the truth now. 595 01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,600 We're still not safe. 596 01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:00,590 - The rope's about to slip. - What now?! 597 01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:03,150 Help me swing us on to the balcony. 598 01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:05,960 One... two... three... 599 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,630 Shit! It's the father of that phony magician. 600 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,160 This is useful against him. 601 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,510 A sex book is some weapon. 602 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,160 This is my business. You can go now. 603 01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,720 You helped in that restaurant. It's time I pay you back. 604 01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:59,830 I wasn't expecting you'd say that. 605 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,990 - Shall we? - This way. 606 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:10,790 You can use this one. Just watch how I do it. 607 01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,950 You're a real smart ass, aren't you? 608 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,600 What are they doing? 609 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,190 They're constructing the altar of magic. 610 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:14,080 - That's supposed to be magic? - They haven't started yet. 611 01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:36,030 "Weapons Box" 612 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:38,680 I've got my tools handy, too. 613 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:53,870 You two are real arseholes! How dare you ruin my reputation! 614 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:58,080 You are messing with my magic and my power. 615 01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:02,790 Today I'm going to punish you to redeem myself. 616 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:07,030 - What a maniac! - You're absolutely right. 617 01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:10,870 Weapons are useless! 618 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,560 Weapons have no effect on him! 619 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:24,790 They're all fakes. A real weapon will stop him. 620 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:28,440 Be careful! 621 01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:41,550 Don't worry. I'm coming. 622 01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:43,870 Be careful! 623 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,680 Your weapon won't hurt him. 624 01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:59,070 Give that sword to your wife for cutting vegetables. 625 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:05,960 Prepare to die! Here I come. 626 01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:09,750 What's happening? 627 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:13,510 Where's my leg? 628 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,670 Why is that? 629 01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:23,720 I figured it out. 630 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:28,830 His magic is local. Your sword is foreign. 631 01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,110 Therefore... 632 01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:43,990 He's dressed up like a shaolin monk. 633 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,120 - Let me. - Are you sure? 634 01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:50,030 - Just wait and see. - All right, then. 635 01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:00,910 Come on. 636 01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:37,230 Get a grip, baldy! 637 01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:45,270 We can't make a silk purse out of this! Yuck! 638 01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:02,670 Let me have him! 639 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:07,830 I can't swim! 640 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:21,800 Old man, you come down now! 641 01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:25,430 Let me see you fight, if you dare, big phony bullshitter! 642 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:32,520 He won't come down. Let him keep humming himself to sleep. 643 01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:37,910 - I'll teach you a Japanese phrase. - What is it, then? 644 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:41,590 Wait. What does that mean? 645 01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:45,430 Let's see. It means "walk out" in Cantonese. 646 01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:48,120 You can't walk out now. 647 01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:51,590 What if the old man's going to knock down my family's temple? 648 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,990 We're not from the same family but can you help me to keep it? 649 01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:00,790 Can you put it out? 650 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:06,910 One, two, three! 651 01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:15,840 The fire's burning his own men. How exciting! 652 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,400 He still won't come down. 653 01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:25,040 I've got a plan. 654 01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:50,120 I bet I could take him. 655 01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:54,790 He's calling up a demon. 656 01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:07,430 If you dare interrupt me again, I'll kill you! Watch this. 657 01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:21,430 You think the demon has possessed your body. I'll still kick your ass. 658 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:08,440 He's using god skills. 659 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:27,710 Leong Kit! Take a look! 660 01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:36,990 Ah Chee's dirty artwork sure took care of him. 661 01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:38,990 What did the picture do to him? 662 01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:42,710 The practice of god skills demands pure thoughts - no women. 663 01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:52,960 Look out. 664 01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:42,160 He looks like a devil. 665 01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:47,680 My bomb is as effective as the book. 666 01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:13,920 - Master! - I'll have to borrow your woman. 667 01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:16,350 Be careful! 668 01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:20,160 Turn his head this way. 669 01:35:21,160 --> 01:35:22,960 Nice Japanese tits! 670 01:35:31,160 --> 01:35:33,830 - Asshole! - Very nice. Thank you! 671 01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:53,320 Pull him up, Ching, hang him high. 672 01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:10,590 It's just like I've always said - you can do battle with strength, 673 01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:12,240 you can do battle with wit, 674 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:16,070 but no weapon can beat a great pair of tits. 675 01:36:16,160 --> 01:36:17,910 Even if you're fully fit... 676 01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:22,950 Stop! 677 01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:35,190 Subtitles by European Captioning Institute. 51525

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