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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,571 --> 00:00:56,905 Heard that you were selling your piano and your car. 2 00:00:57,030 --> 00:01:01,030 It feels so weird to not reach out and ask how you are. 3 00:01:01,155 --> 00:01:05,030 Wonder if you're moving, or if money's just that tight. 4 00:01:05,155 --> 00:01:08,863 These are the kinds of questions to which I've resigned my rights. 5 00:01:08,988 --> 00:01:10,988 - Ever since - Sorry, girls, do you mind...? 6 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:12,821 I decided. 7 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:16,488 There were things that I needed... 8 00:02:39,272 --> 00:02:41,405 Honestly, you slayed it, babe. 9 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:44,196 - Want a tea? - I'm just going to shower and pass out. 10 00:02:44,321 --> 00:02:47,530 - Fair. Love you, Boo. - Love you, too! 11 00:03:55,738 --> 00:03:57,430 I've gone soft, sorry. 12 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:15,590 That was really fun. 13 00:04:22,965 --> 00:04:24,798 - Bye. - See you. 14 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:38,506 Eugh! A human centipede. 15 00:04:39,881 --> 00:04:42,840 - Actually, kind of queer. - Hmm. Yeah. Totes. 16 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:46,048 Imagine being the sound person on that film. 17 00:04:46,173 --> 00:04:49,133 Like, "Hey, Tamara, can we just get you gurgling the shit in your mouth..." 18 00:04:49,173 --> 00:04:51,923 Eugh! 19 00:04:53,006 --> 00:04:54,423 What's this? 20 00:04:54,548 --> 00:04:56,798 You keep forgetting to eat before your gigs. 21 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:58,090 Thank you, honey. 22 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:01,965 Girl, girl, girl. Come help me rescue this. 23 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:06,090 So, you excited to pretend that ready meals cure AIDS tonight? 24 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:08,215 I'm excited for the £900 they're paying me. 25 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:10,881 - Nine hundred? - Ooh, £900! 26 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,590 - That's right. - Get it, girl. Slay! 27 00:05:12,715 --> 00:05:15,756 Listen, baby, I'm not saying you shouldn't do it, just, you know... 28 00:05:15,881 --> 00:05:19,590 Feel free to euthanise me if someone comes at my face with a rainbow glitter pen. 29 00:05:19,715 --> 00:05:20,798 You don't have to come. 30 00:05:20,923 --> 00:05:23,465 Don't listen to them. Of course we're coming. 31 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,923 Free drinks, bitch! 32 00:05:26,048 --> 00:05:28,423 We're not letting you get fed to the wolves like that, yeah? 33 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,048 Oh, God. 34 00:05:32,173 --> 00:05:34,024 Please do that in front of the straights tonight! 35 00:05:34,048 --> 00:05:37,298 OK, no. This is not my portion. 36 00:05:37,423 --> 00:05:38,881 Oh, come on! 37 00:05:49,756 --> 00:05:52,423 Ah, Holy Mother of Devastation! 38 00:05:52,548 --> 00:05:53,965 Oh, Jesus! 39 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:57,548 OK, we want to get you on straight away for a song. 40 00:05:57,673 --> 00:05:59,506 Then a meet-and-greet, then a little break, 41 00:05:59,631 --> 00:06:01,631 and then some more numbers, OK? 42 00:06:01,756 --> 00:06:05,506 Oh, and our catchphrase tonight, just in case you forget, is: 43 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:07,465 "Grab a fork and tuck in," 44 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:09,631 "cos everyone is welcome round this table." 45 00:06:09,756 --> 00:06:11,423 OK? 46 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:15,340 You ready? 47 00:06:15,465 --> 00:06:17,090 Yep. 48 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:20,090 Release me. 49 00:06:20,215 --> 00:06:23,965 Release my body 50 00:06:24,090 --> 00:06:27,881 I know it's wrong. 51 00:06:28,006 --> 00:06:31,215 So, why am I with you now? 52 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:36,340 I say release me - Roll, honey. 53 00:06:36,465 --> 00:06:40,381 - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! - Happy Pride! 54 00:06:43,756 --> 00:06:46,090 Work it, bitch! Ha-ha! 55 00:06:46,215 --> 00:06:49,048 Oh, my God. Hysterical! 56 00:06:49,173 --> 00:06:52,381 - Ha! You've got a super smile. - Let's have a look. 57 00:06:52,506 --> 00:06:55,048 Oh, wonderful. 58 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:59,006 - Oh, my God... - Uh-huh, I think not. Fuck that. 59 00:07:01,298 --> 00:07:05,548 - Princy, this is hell. - Baby girl, I know. What did you expect? 60 00:07:05,673 --> 00:07:07,090 "Happy Pride!" 61 00:07:08,006 --> 00:07:11,798 Look, the bag, 900 quid. That's why you're here. 62 00:07:11,923 --> 00:07:15,131 - Who gives a shit what...? - Please tell me someone has a lighter. 63 00:07:17,715 --> 00:07:21,715 Yeah, it's basically broken, but... see if you can work your magic. 64 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,715 You're a saint. 65 00:07:24,756 --> 00:07:27,673 - Hey, Jonathan Brindle. - Really? 66 00:07:28,506 --> 00:07:31,548 Max. AD Brother. We should celebrate later. 67 00:07:31,673 --> 00:07:34,923 Primadonna girl, yeah. 68 00:07:35,048 --> 00:07:38,756 All I ever wanted was the world 69 00:07:38,881 --> 00:07:42,423 I can't help that I need it all. 70 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:46,465 The primadonna life, the rise and fall. 71 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:49,798 You say that I'm kinda difficult. 72 00:07:49,923 --> 00:07:52,506 - But it's always someone else's fault - Isn't that a bit much? 73 00:07:52,631 --> 00:07:55,465 No, I think it's OK. I think it's just what they do. 74 00:07:55,590 --> 00:08:00,048 - I said classy. - I think people will like it. 75 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:06,048 Primadonna girl, would you do anything for me? 76 00:08:06,173 --> 00:08:09,381 Buy a big diamond ring for me? 77 00:08:09,506 --> 00:08:12,381 Er, OK. Love you. That's enough for tonight. 78 00:08:12,506 --> 00:08:14,881 Er, there's your payment. Thank you so much for coming. 79 00:08:15,006 --> 00:08:17,756 - Thank you. - I think we've got a car... 80 00:08:17,881 --> 00:08:22,506 - Oh, sorry. What are these? - They're your Fork Me! Coupons. £900 worth. 81 00:08:22,631 --> 00:08:24,090 You're kidding, right? 82 00:08:24,215 --> 00:08:26,423 I know. It's probably gonna last you all year. 83 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:34,131 Fucking... Fuck me! 84 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,173 Hello. 85 00:08:41,881 --> 00:08:43,590 Ladies and... 86 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,923 gender queers. 87 00:08:49,256 --> 00:08:55,048 Well, my name, erm... as I'm sure you don't know... is Layla! 88 00:08:55,173 --> 00:08:57,131 Whoo! 89 00:08:57,256 --> 00:08:58,923 And tonight... 90 00:09:01,298 --> 00:09:05,465 Well, since Fork Me! Are all about diversity... 91 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:10,298 I thought I would use this Pride celebration 92 00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:13,548 to reflect on just how much these ready meals have done 93 00:09:13,673 --> 00:09:15,673 for me and my community. 94 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:21,756 Like when my sister Tasered me after discovering my rusty anal beads... 95 00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:28,798 it was my trusty Fork Me! Noodle set that was there to heal all my wounds. 96 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:32,048 Honestly, thank you, guys, so much. 97 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:37,298 Or, erm... 98 00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:41,298 Oh, when a white hen party harem refused to sit next to me on the train 99 00:09:41,423 --> 00:09:44,423 because my studded handbag looked threatening, 100 00:09:44,548 --> 00:09:49,131 it was my inclusive Fork Me! Taco set 101 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:54,673 that stood by my side in the fight against everyday racism! 102 00:09:54,798 --> 00:09:56,423 Enchiladas, baby! 103 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:03,798 You lost... misguided children. 104 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:09,881 Us queens might just seem like shiny surface candy to you. 105 00:10:11,881 --> 00:10:13,798 But dig a little deeper... 106 00:10:14,756 --> 00:10:20,506 and you'll find some raw... queer... meat! 107 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,590 Give me my meat! 108 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:35,048 - Oh! - Oh, my God. This is deranged. 109 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,465 Give me my meat! 110 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,923 Give me my meat! 111 00:10:40,048 --> 00:10:43,465 Give me my meat! 112 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:47,798 Give me my meat! 113 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,631 Give me my meat! 114 00:10:52,798 --> 00:10:54,381 Mood. 115 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:11,590 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. Oh, fucking hell, it's you. 116 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,506 - And it's you. - Max. That was, erm... 117 00:11:16,798 --> 00:11:18,673 - A Satanic abomination? - No, no, no. 118 00:11:18,798 --> 00:11:20,923 I was going to say that was... that was incredible. 119 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,590 Although you might've just lost us a major client. 120 00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:25,840 It's my company that does all the marketing, so... 121 00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:28,548 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Honestly, I don't know what came over me. 122 00:11:28,673 --> 00:11:31,340 Don't worry. They're just ready meals. 123 00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:37,381 Should I run before they come for my head, or...? 124 00:11:37,506 --> 00:11:39,798 No, I've got your back. 125 00:11:40,756 --> 00:11:44,090 Not that you need protection or anything, you're like... wow! 126 00:11:47,048 --> 00:11:50,215 - I've got to... go. - Yeah, yeah. Me, too. 127 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,590 Wait. 128 00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:09,173 There's a piece of beef in your hair. 129 00:12:14,631 --> 00:12:17,465 Yes, it's... it's good. 130 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,256 - It's all good. - Great. 131 00:12:22,798 --> 00:12:24,423 - OK... - Yeah. 132 00:12:24,548 --> 00:12:26,173 - Go. - Yeah. 133 00:12:27,631 --> 00:12:30,548 Are you going somewhere way more fun? Yeah? 134 00:12:30,673 --> 00:12:32,840 - Yeah. - Yeah. 135 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,506 I'm just gonna channel my inner Titanic. 136 00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:43,673 You wanna go to a real party? 137 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,923 - You... you mean right now? - Yeah. 138 00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:51,548 Or you could stay at this thrilling rave, I mean... it's up to you. 139 00:12:51,673 --> 00:12:57,381 Ah Fuck. I said to my boss that I'd see this out, so... I can't. 140 00:12:57,506 --> 00:12:59,298 That's a shame. 141 00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:02,090 Yeah. 142 00:13:05,423 --> 00:13:06,965 See ya! 143 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,715 See ya. 144 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:21,423 - Right, time to skin you, bitch! - There's literally an udon noodle up my hole. 145 00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:24,881 - Move, man! - It's giving Layla Bolognese! 146 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:28,465 - Oh, it actually listened to me. - Ah, you're gonna be looking good. 147 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,131 Is she ready? 148 00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,423 Is that party invite still going? 149 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,381 Hell, yeah! 150 00:13:41,506 --> 00:13:43,840 You are just in time for the best part. 151 00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:46,381 This is where you get to see behind the curtain. 152 00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:47,631 Enter Mr Darcy. 153 00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:50,006 Wow, that's... What a production. 154 00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:52,090 - Somebody's laying pipe tonight. - Eugh! 155 00:13:52,756 --> 00:13:55,506 - Come on, sit down. - Yes... yeah... Hello. 156 00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:57,048 - Hi. - Hi. 157 00:13:57,173 --> 00:14:01,298 - What do you think of this? - It's unreal, babe. 158 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,756 Yes, honey, this eats, but this devours! 159 00:14:06,881 --> 00:14:09,965 So, we're going to a sort of, like an alien-themed party. 160 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:12,090 Oh, yeah? 161 00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,840 And you couldn't look more human. 162 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:18,131 - I thought that was a good thing. - Ooh! 163 00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:20,548 - It's giving very corporate realness, honey. - Here. 164 00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:24,006 - Perfect. Do you mind? - What? Stabbing me? 165 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,215 - No, I'd never. - I can do it, if you like. 166 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:29,340 - I mean... I am an expert. - No, it's OK. I got it, boo. 167 00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:32,881 You don't mind, do you? I'll just make a small incision. 168 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,774 - OK. Where? - You don't need any general anaesthetic. 169 00:14:34,798 --> 00:14:37,215 Just here. Where you get your normal jabs, OK? 170 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,465 When I dance, I prance with joy 171 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:42,756 I'm not thinking about you, boy, it's useless all that energy. 172 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,881 Going straight to you, coming out of me 173 00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:47,246 I want the cars, the cash, the clothes, the finer things. 174 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:49,298 Pretty girls love weed and diamond rings. 175 00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:51,881 Caviar couture, head out to the floor... 176 00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:57,173 - Do you want a goodie? - Yes, please! 177 00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:12,131 - Hey, bitch! - Boo-boo! 178 00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:14,298 Oh, my God! Hey, bitch! 179 00:15:14,423 --> 00:15:16,006 Mwah-mwah! 180 00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,651 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 181 00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:20,215 I'm good. Nice to see... Ooh! Ooh! 182 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:23,423 - Who's your milk trade? - Oh, this right here is Max... 183 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,965 Mercury! 184 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:30,715 And this bitch has her own orbit! How do you know each other? 185 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,590 Well, me and M... Mercury, we go way back. 186 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:37,215 Yeah, no, he's, erm... he's a performance artist. 187 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,840 Yeah, yeah. I'm, er... 188 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,006 I use, like, banana skins, 189 00:15:42,131 --> 00:15:47,881 and, like... other fruit peels like in excessive orgies. 190 00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:49,881 It's critiquing consumption. 191 00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:54,965 - OK. Er... work! - Yeah! 192 00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:56,715 In a bit. 193 00:16:11,048 --> 00:16:14,756 - Tell her about it, Neptune. - It's an animation. 194 00:16:14,881 --> 00:16:18,923 It's a love story, really, between, er... a table and a chair. 195 00:16:19,048 --> 00:16:21,590 - It's devastating. - Wow! 196 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:25,506 You've got to tell me if the chair's a top or a bottom. 197 00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:29,256 Well, it's a table top, so the table tops. 198 00:16:29,381 --> 00:16:31,631 - Yeah? - He's great. 199 00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:35,381 I'm great. 200 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,840 Can I take you somewhere special? 201 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:34,756 Welcome to Eden! 202 00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:42,715 Wow. 203 00:17:43,423 --> 00:17:44,881 Ooh, wow! 204 00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,798 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah! 205 00:17:46,923 --> 00:17:48,881 This... 206 00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:52,298 Wow, this is an epic view. 207 00:17:52,423 --> 00:17:53,798 Yeah. 208 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:59,131 Yeah, we can see all the way through to enemy lines. 209 00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:01,256 You know I work near there? 210 00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:04,340 Are you saying I'm your enemy? 211 00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:07,340 Yes. 212 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:10,090 That's why I was forced to kidnap you tonight. 213 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:15,006 Glad you did. 214 00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:19,298 Very glad you did. 215 00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:21,881 Yeah? 216 00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:24,631 This club, it's just... 217 00:18:26,256 --> 00:18:27,673 It's amazing. 218 00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:31,256 Yeah, I know. Feathers is... 219 00:18:32,173 --> 00:18:34,548 basically like an orphanage for us. 220 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:38,423 We're actually fighting to stop it from shutting down. 221 00:18:40,173 --> 00:18:42,923 Can't believe I've never heard of it. 222 00:19:04,923 --> 00:19:07,381 - She's a bit broken. - Yeah. 223 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,048 - Whoa... sorry. - What? No, no, it's fine. 224 00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:54,631 - Yeah? - Yeah. 225 00:20:08,298 --> 00:20:11,006 - Shit! - No, it's fine, it's fine. Yeah, yeah. 226 00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:21,506 - It's just a zip on the left. - It's a zip? 227 00:20:23,131 --> 00:20:25,756 - There's two. - Yeah, there's two. 228 00:20:26,798 --> 00:20:28,881 Oh, fucking hell. 229 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:54,881 You're beautiful. 230 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,256 Really? 231 00:21:32,923 --> 00:21:34,756 What time is it? 232 00:22:21,756 --> 00:22:23,131 OK... 233 00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:27,631 - Did you have fun last night? - Yeah. I guess. 234 00:22:28,673 --> 00:22:32,423 Not as much fun as you, apparently. We missed you last night. 235 00:22:36,465 --> 00:22:38,340 Oh. My. God. 236 00:22:39,215 --> 00:22:41,798 - You're already fallen hard, haven't you? - No, I have not. 237 00:22:42,381 --> 00:22:44,173 He was just... 238 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,756 - I never get with guys like that. - Why would you want to? 239 00:22:47,881 --> 00:22:50,423 They only ever want the fantasy, not the reality. 240 00:22:50,548 --> 00:22:52,715 Yeah, you're probably right. 241 00:22:54,048 --> 00:22:57,173 Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm never seeing him again. 242 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:03,381 Those binbags were practically leaking jizz. I can't. 243 00:23:05,090 --> 00:23:06,756 Lovely. 244 00:23:06,881 --> 00:23:09,048 It's a fucking hard knock life, I'm telling you. 245 00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:11,048 I'm sorry, but she's not cooking tonight. 246 00:23:11,173 --> 00:23:15,131 There's still probably some Fork Me! Ready meal in my wig. We could just stir fry it. 247 00:23:15,256 --> 00:23:16,923 Oh, God. What was I even thinking? 248 00:23:17,048 --> 00:23:19,090 Girl, you were everything! 249 00:23:19,215 --> 00:23:21,631 You have to revive that ready meal masturbation moment 250 00:23:21,756 --> 00:23:23,006 for the Gay Shame party. 251 00:23:23,131 --> 00:23:25,090 I lived! Lived. 252 00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:51,506 - What's with the suitcase, boo? - I've got a gig. 253 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,965 - At ten in the morning? - Yeah. Drag brunch. 254 00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:17,048 - Habibi! - Oh, one second, yeah? 255 00:25:17,173 --> 00:25:18,381 OK. 256 00:25:30,631 --> 00:25:33,131 Latif, my handsome son. 257 00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:39,048 My beautiful mother. 258 00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:40,756 Why do you never come to see me anymore? 259 00:25:40,881 --> 00:25:43,048 Have you forgotten I exist? 260 00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:45,673 It's nonstop travelling with work, I told you. 261 00:25:45,798 --> 00:25:48,673 Business must be good, then, habibi? 262 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,298 Yeah, well, you know me... I'm doing my best. 263 00:25:54,381 --> 00:25:57,923 - There's someone we want you to meet. - No, Mum, please. Not again. 264 00:25:58,048 --> 00:26:02,340 You remember Sara, right? From Islam class when you were teenagers? 265 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,756 Hey, Sara. 266 00:26:09,506 --> 00:26:13,006 - What's up? - Everything's good, alhamdulillah. 267 00:26:16,506 --> 00:26:18,590 We'll leave you two to get acquainted. 268 00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:21,590 Mum, no one in England actually says that. 269 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:33,256 - So, what have you been up to recently? - Oh, no, we don't need to do this. 270 00:26:33,381 --> 00:26:35,590 My boyfriend's waiting in his car around the corner. 271 00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:38,465 - He's white. - Oh, shit. 272 00:26:43,131 --> 00:26:45,340 I've got some blow, if you want. 273 00:26:45,965 --> 00:26:49,423 I mean, it's the only way to keep your eyes open through one of these. 274 00:26:50,465 --> 00:26:52,548 Er, yes, please. 275 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,423 - Latif! - Sis! 276 00:27:34,631 --> 00:27:36,090 You look beautiful! 277 00:27:36,215 --> 00:27:39,506 You know, you're legally obliged to dance with me today. 278 00:27:39,631 --> 00:27:42,048 Yalla! Come on, let's go! 279 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:21,548 Latif, wait! 280 00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:28,173 Just relax. Of course I want you here. 281 00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:33,923 - I never get to see you, Latif. - We live in different cities. 282 00:28:34,048 --> 00:28:35,881 That's going to change soon. 283 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:38,923 Haydar's work has an office in London. I'm moving with him. 284 00:28:39,048 --> 00:28:41,798 Don't look so enthralled. 285 00:28:41,923 --> 00:28:44,798 - My love! - Hey. 286 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:47,423 How have I bagged me the hottest bride? 287 00:28:47,548 --> 00:28:52,423 - Haydar, this is Latif, my brother. - Oh, my God! Well, finally! 288 00:28:52,548 --> 00:28:54,548 - Come here, man! - Hey! 289 00:28:54,673 --> 00:28:58,256 We're family now. And you work in the City, right? 290 00:29:02,048 --> 00:29:03,965 I'm going to miss my train. 291 00:29:05,173 --> 00:29:08,381 Latif? What? 292 00:29:08,506 --> 00:29:09,923 Bye, Sis. 293 00:29:10,965 --> 00:29:12,381 Congrats. 294 00:29:12,506 --> 00:29:14,256 Split me open 295 00:29:14,381 --> 00:29:15,798 I'm an animal. 296 00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,798 Not broken. 297 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,173 Not whole. 298 00:29:20,298 --> 00:29:23,631 Make a cut down there where the daylight dies. 299 00:29:23,756 --> 00:29:26,965 Turn me inside out where the real me lies. 300 00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:30,840 So I'll lose it at the discotheque. 301 00:29:30,965 --> 00:29:35,048 And I'll do it for all of us. 302 00:29:35,965 --> 00:29:38,506 You said yourself. 303 00:29:38,631 --> 00:29:42,256 Just keep climbing up that hill 304 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:46,048 I tell you what I love 305 00:29:46,173 --> 00:29:50,881 I love to see you dance. 306 00:29:51,965 --> 00:29:55,631 I wanna feel free of dysphoria. 307 00:29:55,756 --> 00:29:57,215 Climate grief. 308 00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:59,340 Destruction of me 309 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,590 I wanna go somewhere where it's just us. 310 00:30:02,715 --> 00:30:06,798 And lift you up and watch you dance 311 00:30:06,923 --> 00:30:10,090 I wanna be freed of this burdened soul. 312 00:30:10,215 --> 00:30:11,965 Wanna be alive. 313 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,256 Wanna feel the sunrise 314 00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:17,590 I wanna feel free of dysphoria. 315 00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:19,465 Dysphoria. 316 00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:22,131 Dysphoria. 317 00:30:23,465 --> 00:30:26,715 It stops. 318 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,048 Every time you look at me. 319 00:30:31,173 --> 00:30:33,048 You said. 320 00:30:34,673 --> 00:30:38,131 Just keep climbing up that hill... 321 00:30:46,465 --> 00:30:49,590 - Bye, bitch! You ate! - You were great tonight. 322 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,381 Thanks, girlies! 323 00:30:52,465 --> 00:30:53,881 Hey! 324 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:58,923 Hey... 325 00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:05,590 Oh, did you leave something in the club the other night? 326 00:31:05,715 --> 00:31:08,506 Er... yeah. You. 327 00:31:08,631 --> 00:31:14,006 Come on, time to go-go! Get out of my house! 328 00:31:14,131 --> 00:31:15,631 Er... come on. 329 00:31:17,548 --> 00:31:18,840 Hey... 330 00:31:19,715 --> 00:31:23,215 I, erm... I haven't stopped thinking about you. 331 00:31:25,048 --> 00:31:26,631 - Me? - Yeah. 332 00:31:26,756 --> 00:31:28,215 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 333 00:31:30,631 --> 00:31:32,840 That was a really amazing night. 334 00:31:34,048 --> 00:31:35,798 Yeah, it was. 335 00:31:48,381 --> 00:31:50,590 What? 336 00:31:51,465 --> 00:31:55,131 Is that a coat or is that your tent for Glastonbury? 337 00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:58,923 Oh, no, it's my protective cape, actually. 338 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,923 It makes me feel like a queer magician. 339 00:32:07,923 --> 00:32:10,048 Can I try it on? 340 00:32:12,256 --> 00:32:14,381 - Yeah! - Yeah? 341 00:32:14,506 --> 00:32:15,715 Yeah. 342 00:32:24,131 --> 00:32:25,715 Well, don't look. 343 00:32:27,923 --> 00:32:30,506 - You need to be careful with this. - Oh, yeah. 344 00:32:41,048 --> 00:32:43,881 OK, that's a look, for sure. 345 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:46,298 Oh, my God. I know what you mean. 346 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:50,340 I feel like I'm going to start... levitating, you know. 347 00:32:51,131 --> 00:32:55,631 Oh, yeah... really feeling the force of gravity in this bad boy. 348 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:56,965 Yeah. 349 00:32:59,465 --> 00:33:03,673 Have you got more fun stuff that I can try on at yours? 350 00:33:04,923 --> 00:33:06,923 I've got whatever you want. 351 00:33:43,215 --> 00:33:44,715 Take it off. 352 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,965 I'm surprised you came back. 353 00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:03,590 Oh, yeah? 354 00:34:16,756 --> 00:34:19,965 - Time for some B.B. - Excuse me? 355 00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:24,548 - Breakfast in Bed, love, not Bare Back! - Oh, you're too much. 356 00:34:25,965 --> 00:34:27,923 Wow. 357 00:34:35,631 --> 00:34:36,965 So? 358 00:34:37,715 --> 00:34:39,131 What? 359 00:34:40,298 --> 00:34:44,506 What's my present for missing work today? 360 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:54,048 Don't I deserve... a private show? 361 00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:56,590 A private show? 362 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,965 Well, you said I could have whatever I wanted. 363 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:33,631 Whoa! Whoa, what's that? 364 00:35:37,215 --> 00:35:39,965 Yeah, I used to dream about wearing these as a kid. 365 00:35:40,923 --> 00:35:44,298 Only my sister was allowed. But, whatever... 366 00:35:44,423 --> 00:35:47,423 So... have you ever worn it? 367 00:35:51,173 --> 00:35:54,090 I'm still... like, finding my way with it. 368 00:35:55,006 --> 00:35:57,173 I bet you look gorgeous in it. 369 00:35:58,548 --> 00:36:00,881 - OK. - Yeah? 370 00:36:01,006 --> 00:36:02,381 Yeah! 371 00:36:04,173 --> 00:36:07,131 - You've got to help me into it. - Ooh! OK. 372 00:36:08,381 --> 00:36:10,965 - OK, it's a bit complex. - What do I need to do? 373 00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:15,048 OK, one second. I'm going to slip in. 374 00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:19,173 OK, white boy. 375 00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:22,298 You're about to see some ancient shit. 376 00:37:19,673 --> 00:37:21,590 Excuse you, sir! 377 00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:25,006 - What? - Well, this is a religious tradition! 378 00:37:25,131 --> 00:37:26,965 What? 379 00:37:29,506 --> 00:37:34,298 - Oh, yeah? Excuse me...? - Mm-hmm... No, stop! 380 00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:56,215 Why don't you just leave it on? 381 00:37:58,090 --> 00:37:59,506 Nah! 382 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:03,340 No, just... leave it on. 383 00:38:17,006 --> 00:38:21,506 So, has your sister never seen you in that? 384 00:38:23,215 --> 00:38:24,881 Not really, no. 385 00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:28,756 Is she... 386 00:38:30,131 --> 00:38:33,715 I don't know, is she kind of... against all that? 387 00:38:34,756 --> 00:38:36,423 Yeah, kind of. 388 00:38:37,923 --> 00:38:40,340 Yeah, well, she's missing out. 389 00:38:42,090 --> 00:38:44,506 Cos you're pretty fucking spectacular. 390 00:38:49,090 --> 00:38:51,256 To be honest, it's been hard. 391 00:38:53,048 --> 00:38:55,048 She said she doesn't want to see me. 392 00:38:55,173 --> 00:38:56,756 Fuck. 393 00:38:57,548 --> 00:39:01,006 - Hey, er... - Yeah, none of my family do. 394 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,465 Jesus. 395 00:39:05,673 --> 00:39:07,715 I'm so sorry. 396 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,423 It's OK. 397 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:14,048 I guess that's the price to pay for being me. 398 00:39:14,965 --> 00:39:19,006 You amaze me. Do you know that? 399 00:39:22,965 --> 00:39:24,423 Really? 400 00:39:24,548 --> 00:39:26,381 Amaze me. 401 00:39:39,465 --> 00:39:42,465 - No, it doesn't matter. - What? 402 00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:46,256 I want you to meet my friends properly. 403 00:39:48,131 --> 00:39:50,631 - OK. - OK? 404 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,881 When? 405 00:39:55,006 --> 00:39:57,881 - Er... tonight? - Tonight? 406 00:39:58,006 --> 00:39:59,256 OK. 407 00:40:11,173 --> 00:40:14,423 Layla! Hey! Where were you? 408 00:40:14,548 --> 00:40:16,298 - Sorry. - You're late. 409 00:40:16,423 --> 00:40:19,048 Hey, dude... you remember Max? 410 00:40:19,173 --> 00:40:21,673 - Hey. - Yeah... 411 00:40:21,798 --> 00:40:24,798 From the ready meal revolution. How can I forget? 412 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:28,798 You moan like you're being murdered when you're having sex. 413 00:40:28,923 --> 00:40:30,548 Oh, sorry. 414 00:40:30,673 --> 00:40:33,756 Yeah, it's my fault that he's so noisy. 415 00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:36,506 They. 416 00:40:37,465 --> 00:40:39,631 Er... Oh, I... you didn't... 417 00:40:39,756 --> 00:40:42,673 - No, I didn't realise. - It's fine. You didn't know. 418 00:40:42,798 --> 00:40:45,090 - It's not a big deal. - Seriously? 419 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,256 No, it's fine. Well, don't worry about it. 420 00:40:51,256 --> 00:40:53,006 So? 421 00:40:56,965 --> 00:40:58,631 Oh, fuck. Oh, my goodness. 422 00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:03,173 Princy, it's incredible. Honestly, I'm so proud of you. 423 00:41:03,298 --> 00:41:06,090 Maybe you should take a look around first. 424 00:41:08,173 --> 00:41:10,548 What does it say on his... their... body? 425 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,215 - Allahu Akbar. - Fuck. 426 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:18,881 - Yeah. - Wow, that's... that's really brave. 427 00:41:19,631 --> 00:41:22,256 Put down the binoculars, man. 428 00:41:26,173 --> 00:41:28,965 You know, my company are always looking for photographers 429 00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:32,881 from all kinds of different backgrounds, so, you should give me your card. 430 00:41:33,006 --> 00:41:35,048 I'm good. Thanks, though. 431 00:41:35,173 --> 00:41:36,590 Yeah? 432 00:41:36,715 --> 00:41:38,631 My folks are here. 433 00:41:40,756 --> 00:41:43,506 So amazing to see you! 434 00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:47,381 Well done. I'm very proud of you. 435 00:41:56,173 --> 00:41:58,923 Jesus, you're one stop away from eloping with this one. 436 00:41:59,048 --> 00:42:00,965 It's different with him, Lucilla. 437 00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:03,881 It's like, you know how most guys hate it when I'm like this? 438 00:42:04,006 --> 00:42:07,465 - Yeah, but, girl, remember me and Dom? - Max loves me this way. 439 00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:09,923 It's like I can be as big as possible with him. 440 00:42:10,881 --> 00:42:13,381 You know you don't need his permission to be anything, right? 441 00:42:13,506 --> 00:42:16,423 - Layla! - OK, wait two secs. 442 00:42:20,256 --> 00:42:22,298 Well, fuck my drag. 443 00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:28,840 That must've felt pretty cool. 444 00:42:28,965 --> 00:42:30,548 What? 445 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,965 Just... just, you know, getting to show your art. 446 00:42:36,298 --> 00:42:38,340 Wait, you're an artist? 447 00:42:41,465 --> 00:42:45,298 Oh, so Mercury the performance artist didn't come from nowhere? 448 00:42:45,423 --> 00:42:47,006 No, no, no. 449 00:42:49,173 --> 00:42:51,131 I draw. A bit. 450 00:42:52,215 --> 00:42:55,673 - That's it. I don't get paid for it or... - So? 451 00:42:56,923 --> 00:42:59,006 - What? - Well, show me something. 452 00:42:59,131 --> 00:43:00,965 No. Really? 453 00:43:01,798 --> 00:43:04,798 No, that's... it's silly. It's not my job... 454 00:43:04,923 --> 00:43:07,923 Yes! Please? 455 00:43:16,673 --> 00:43:18,715 Come on. 456 00:43:26,715 --> 00:43:27,923 There... 457 00:43:34,215 --> 00:43:36,256 Jesus Christ, it's gorgeous. 458 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:38,506 - Who's this queen? - That's my mum. 459 00:43:39,298 --> 00:43:42,381 When I was a teenager. She died when I was 15. 460 00:43:43,673 --> 00:43:47,173 - Oh, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... - It's OK. Long time ago. 461 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,048 Oh, wow! 462 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:56,131 Yeah, well, OK... 463 00:43:56,256 --> 00:43:58,590 I was high when I thought that up. 464 00:44:01,548 --> 00:44:03,465 You're crazy talented, Max. 465 00:44:05,215 --> 00:44:06,381 - Really? - Yes! 466 00:44:06,506 --> 00:44:08,548 I don't know. It's just... 467 00:44:11,506 --> 00:44:14,756 - What's with the octopus? - OK. Well, er... 468 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:18,173 I'm kind of obsessed with octopi. 469 00:44:18,298 --> 00:44:22,215 - Actually, I think it's octopuses. - No, I'm pretty sure it's octopi. 470 00:44:22,881 --> 00:44:26,256 - Yeah, you're probably right. - Yeah, octopi, I love 'em. 471 00:44:26,381 --> 00:44:27,423 - Octopi? - Yeah. 472 00:44:27,548 --> 00:44:28,881 Why? 473 00:44:30,965 --> 00:44:34,340 I don't know, they just... they seem so free. 474 00:44:37,881 --> 00:44:39,131 Yeah. 475 00:44:39,923 --> 00:44:42,673 And they're just fucking dickheads, as well. 476 00:44:42,798 --> 00:44:44,215 What? How? 477 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:48,756 They way they mate is like the world's worst one-night stand. 478 00:44:50,423 --> 00:44:52,006 I'm serious. 479 00:44:52,131 --> 00:44:55,923 The male, without even engaging, he just inserts his penis, 480 00:44:56,048 --> 00:44:58,756 and then, as soon as he's done, he just runs off. 481 00:44:58,881 --> 00:45:00,715 A bastard, right? 482 00:45:02,006 --> 00:45:05,923 Imagine you putting your entire arm into someone, without even looking at them. 483 00:45:06,048 --> 00:45:09,256 Also known as being fisted in a dark room on a Sunday afternoon. 484 00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:45,298 If I was an octopus, I'd run off in about ten seconds. 485 00:45:47,506 --> 00:45:49,465 Blob-blob-blob... 486 00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:06,673 Can I ask you something? 487 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,381 Well, you were just inside me, I think I can handle a question. 488 00:46:14,923 --> 00:46:18,798 Erm... the whole "they" thing... 489 00:46:23,006 --> 00:46:26,631 - That's your question? - No... Sorry, erm... 490 00:46:27,923 --> 00:46:29,423 It's just... 491 00:46:30,506 --> 00:46:34,298 I don't know, it feels... kind of impersonal. 492 00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,090 OK. 493 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,256 Well, it's totally personal. 494 00:46:44,256 --> 00:46:47,881 Yeah, like it... I don't know, helps you feel right. 495 00:46:51,756 --> 00:46:54,090 What do you feel like? 496 00:46:58,590 --> 00:47:00,006 Er... 497 00:47:04,131 --> 00:47:08,131 Well, you know how an octopus is always, like, morphing? 498 00:47:09,381 --> 00:47:12,965 You know, like, the way they change shape and colour and size... 499 00:47:14,423 --> 00:47:17,381 everything, they're like warrior shapeshifters, no? 500 00:47:17,506 --> 00:47:21,465 - Yeah. - Yeah. Well, that's how I feel, like... 501 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,548 something always in the in-between. 502 00:47:27,506 --> 00:47:29,715 The in-between sounds kind of... 503 00:47:31,173 --> 00:47:32,465 chaotic. 504 00:47:35,423 --> 00:47:37,423 Yeah, I know what you mean. 505 00:47:39,631 --> 00:47:42,423 What I wouldn't give to be stationary sometimes. 506 00:47:46,381 --> 00:47:48,798 But, like, it's the place with all the potential. 507 00:47:50,881 --> 00:47:52,506 You know? Like... 508 00:47:53,465 --> 00:47:55,715 if you've made it out of there... 509 00:47:56,506 --> 00:47:59,715 then... you're already finished. 510 00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:06,131 I mean, that's what Princy says. 511 00:48:13,965 --> 00:48:16,298 So, I'm finished? 512 00:48:18,631 --> 00:48:20,548 Or maybe you're just getting started. 513 00:48:47,798 --> 00:48:51,381 - Can't miss work again? - Definitely not. 514 00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:55,215 Yeah, I'll come and drop you off. 515 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:58,090 Ah... you don't need to do that, honestly. 516 00:48:58,215 --> 00:49:01,548 No, no, it's fine. I need to get out of this dungeon anyway. 517 00:49:06,048 --> 00:49:09,256 It's just... I've got to go soon, so... 518 00:49:23,298 --> 00:49:24,756 Ready? 519 00:49:36,715 --> 00:49:38,798 - So, this is you, eh? - Yeah. In there. 520 00:49:38,923 --> 00:49:40,173 AD Brother? 521 00:49:42,756 --> 00:49:44,465 Yeah, that's it. 522 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:48,215 - Have you got a busy day today? - Yeah, yeah... 523 00:49:50,006 --> 00:49:52,798 Well, why don't I come over after, help you unwind? 524 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:56,048 I... I think I'm going to be working late. 525 00:49:56,798 --> 00:49:59,506 OK. Well, let's just do something after you... 526 00:49:59,631 --> 00:50:02,715 Look, I'll call you, and we'll, er... 527 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,923 I've really... I've got to head in. 528 00:50:05,048 --> 00:50:06,506 - OK. - Yeah? 529 00:50:06,631 --> 00:50:08,465 - I'll see you in a bit. - OK. 530 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,215 See you. 531 00:52:26,548 --> 00:52:28,465 Oh! OK... 532 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,256 Oh! OK... 533 00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,298 This game is transphobic. 534 00:52:37,173 --> 00:52:39,423 Oh, girl, what is the tea for the Gay Shame party? 535 00:52:39,548 --> 00:52:43,715 It's giving post-punk, Marie Antoinette vibes. 536 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,715 - Ooh! - You like it? 537 00:52:46,381 --> 00:52:49,048 Do you know how much chiffon I had to steal from school for you? 538 00:52:49,173 --> 00:52:52,215 That's what they call giving reparations. 539 00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:55,756 Girlie? Get out of your phone and into the room. 540 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:58,381 - No, but I really like him. - Baby, I know you do. 541 00:52:58,506 --> 00:53:03,423 But it's been a week. That ghosting fool is nothing but a... Horcrux! 542 00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:04,548 - OK. - What? 543 00:53:04,590 --> 00:53:07,506 JK What's-her-face? I thought we do not speak her name. 544 00:53:07,631 --> 00:53:10,923 Exactly! He's a Horcrux, and you're a fucking icon! 545 00:53:11,048 --> 00:53:12,923 - Yes, that part. - Look... 546 00:53:13,048 --> 00:53:16,965 This weekend is going to be beyond epic. You're going to be beyond iconic. 547 00:53:17,090 --> 00:53:20,006 And you won't even remember his basic fucking face! 548 00:53:20,131 --> 00:53:21,756 Right. 549 00:53:23,173 --> 00:53:25,798 You're right, I'm a fucking star. 550 00:53:25,923 --> 00:53:29,590 - And he's a fucking... - Horcrux! 551 00:53:30,756 --> 00:53:33,798 No more Aryans treating me anything less than the queen I am. 552 00:53:33,923 --> 00:53:35,840 Oh, finally she is risen! 553 00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:39,048 - I'm gonna make us margaritas. - Yeah! 554 00:53:39,173 --> 00:53:42,548 - Yes, please. Salt on the rim, baby! - Yes, honey. 555 00:53:42,673 --> 00:53:44,482 - You wanna try this for luck. - Yeah, I wanna see. 556 00:53:44,506 --> 00:53:46,548 Wait, where's mine? 557 00:54:10,506 --> 00:54:12,590 I barely recognise you. 558 00:54:13,215 --> 00:54:15,673 Er, yeah, no, it's laundry day. 559 00:54:17,965 --> 00:54:19,715 You look good. 560 00:54:20,631 --> 00:54:22,090 Thanks. 561 00:54:26,465 --> 00:54:30,173 Anyway, I was just, er... on my way to something nearby, so... 562 00:54:32,965 --> 00:54:35,423 - Er, I'm just gonna head. - No, wait. Er... 563 00:54:38,923 --> 00:54:41,798 You don't know how happy I am to see you right now. 564 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,840 I've missed you. 565 00:54:47,548 --> 00:54:49,381 Really? 566 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,631 Oh... sorry I've not called. 567 00:54:54,881 --> 00:54:56,923 I've been... 568 00:54:58,673 --> 00:55:00,965 Do you want to do something? 569 00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:02,881 - Now? - Yeah. 570 00:55:03,006 --> 00:55:04,923 We could go and... 571 00:55:06,465 --> 00:55:08,298 explore London. 572 00:55:11,590 --> 00:55:14,256 I've pretty much seen it. 573 00:55:18,756 --> 00:55:21,465 Can I... can I take you to my favourite place? 574 00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:26,965 Yeah, all right. 575 00:55:28,006 --> 00:55:30,048 - It's not far. - OK. 576 00:55:58,923 --> 00:56:00,798 I knew you'd like it here. 577 00:56:00,923 --> 00:56:02,631 I love it. 578 00:56:03,548 --> 00:56:06,090 - It's so Zen. - Isn't it? 579 00:56:07,423 --> 00:56:09,965 It's kind of like an escape. 580 00:56:12,381 --> 00:56:13,798 Yeah. 581 00:56:16,715 --> 00:56:19,131 Do you think she knows she's trapped? 582 00:56:19,256 --> 00:56:21,423 Aren't we all? 583 00:56:38,256 --> 00:56:40,881 So... this is me. 584 00:56:42,131 --> 00:56:44,465 Cosy! 585 00:58:06,548 --> 00:58:08,965 - Hi! - Hello. 586 00:58:11,798 --> 00:58:14,215 How did you sleep? 587 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:17,256 - Good. Very good. - What did you dream of? 588 00:58:17,381 --> 00:58:20,673 I dreamt that Gordon Ramsay wanted to fuck me. 589 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:22,631 Yeah. 590 00:58:22,756 --> 00:58:25,756 - OK. - Yeah. I said no. 591 00:58:25,881 --> 00:58:28,215 What are you doing? 592 00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:30,923 Just having a little bite, to know what it's like. 593 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,131 Oh, here he comes. Here he comes! 594 00:58:43,381 --> 00:58:46,256 Hey, what are you doing for Pride tomorrow? 595 00:58:49,756 --> 00:58:52,298 Er... nothing that Pride-y. 596 00:58:52,423 --> 00:58:56,381 OK. Well... me and some friends are doing the parade, 597 00:58:56,506 --> 00:59:00,215 but you and I could meet up after, if you want? 598 00:59:00,340 --> 00:59:02,881 - You want me to do Pride with you? - Yeah. 599 00:59:03,965 --> 00:59:07,256 Oh, shit. I'd love to, but I think I'm gonna be busy, babe. 600 00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:08,798 OK. 601 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,173 It's just a casual little thing with the gang at Feathers. 602 00:59:13,298 --> 00:59:16,923 - It's a fundraiser for the club. - That sounds pretty Pride-y. 603 00:59:17,048 --> 00:59:19,715 No, look, it really isn't your thing, trust me. 604 00:59:20,465 --> 00:59:23,506 OK. Well... Hey, look, I... 605 00:59:24,215 --> 00:59:26,215 I don't want you to think that... 606 00:59:27,173 --> 00:59:29,715 I really love all that stuff. 607 00:59:31,673 --> 00:59:35,423 I wanna be there, I wanna support you, I promise. 608 00:59:35,548 --> 00:59:37,965 Well, fab. You should come. 609 00:59:38,090 --> 00:59:41,131 Yeah, I'll... I'll be there. 610 00:59:41,256 --> 00:59:42,673 Great! 611 00:59:50,673 --> 00:59:52,673 Give it up, you stingy bitches! 612 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:55,006 The fate of Feathers rests in your hands! 613 00:59:55,131 --> 00:59:57,631 Thanks. All donations welcome, girls! 614 01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:03,090 - Hey! - Hey! 615 01:00:04,090 --> 01:00:08,256 - You're here! - Casual? This is mega. 616 01:00:09,881 --> 01:00:11,923 - Layla! - Oh, hey, boo! 617 01:00:12,048 --> 01:00:16,506 Girl! Oh, you are gagging me. Like, literally, I'm choking! 618 01:00:16,631 --> 01:00:19,965 You're fucking serving that look on a silver platter covered in fucking tempura! 619 01:00:20,090 --> 01:00:21,840 Oh, thank, girlies. 620 01:00:21,965 --> 01:00:23,590 Hi, guys. Happy Pride! 621 01:00:23,715 --> 01:00:26,590 We ain't brought to you by Barclays Bank, bitch. 622 01:00:26,715 --> 01:00:30,923 - Tonight's called Gay Shame. - Oh? Right, OK. 623 01:00:32,756 --> 01:00:36,173 I'm Saturn. I'm er... a contortionist. 624 01:00:36,298 --> 01:00:39,256 At the Cirque de Soleil... 625 01:00:39,381 --> 01:00:43,923 Layla and I met at, er... a queer circus festival. 626 01:00:44,923 --> 01:00:47,131 - Slay. - OK... 627 01:00:47,256 --> 01:00:50,173 No, I'm kidding. I'm... We're... I'm kidding. 628 01:00:51,673 --> 01:00:53,381 I'm Layla's boyfriend. 629 01:00:55,798 --> 01:00:58,090 Bitch, you never said. Since when? 630 01:01:00,131 --> 01:01:02,756 I've gotta go on stage. But I'll see you in a bit, yeah? 631 01:01:02,881 --> 01:01:05,340 - Enjoy yourselves! - Oh, wait... 632 01:01:14,215 --> 01:01:16,881 - Hey. Tequila, please. - Just the one? 633 01:01:31,548 --> 01:01:34,090 Don't you know your queen? 634 01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:38,215 Ripped. 635 01:01:40,090 --> 01:01:41,590 Heaving. 636 01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:45,048 Flower bloom at my feet. 637 01:01:49,256 --> 01:01:52,506 Don't you know your queen? 638 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,381 Cracked. 639 01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:00,381 Peeling. 640 01:02:00,506 --> 01:02:04,215 Riddled with disease. 641 01:02:05,340 --> 01:02:07,173 We love you, Layla! 642 01:02:07,298 --> 01:02:09,506 Don't you know me? 643 01:02:31,631 --> 01:02:33,173 Yeah! 644 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:43,756 No family is safe. 645 01:02:43,881 --> 01:02:46,381 When I sashay. 646 01:02:46,506 --> 01:02:48,256 Hey, yeah! 647 01:02:52,298 --> 01:02:55,381 - Hey... - Whoo! Killing it! 648 01:02:56,798 --> 01:02:59,548 Whoo! Yeah! 649 01:03:01,256 --> 01:03:03,090 Layla! 650 01:03:03,215 --> 01:03:05,256 Yes! She's killing it! 651 01:03:08,673 --> 01:03:10,881 Why did you invite the Horcrux? 652 01:03:11,006 --> 01:03:12,881 No, I-I didn't. He just showed up. 653 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,965 Twat! I'll deal with it. 654 01:03:15,090 --> 01:03:17,381 No, no, it's OK, it's OK. I've got it. 655 01:03:17,506 --> 01:03:19,881 Princy, it's fine. 656 01:03:20,006 --> 01:03:22,965 - Thank you, beautiful man! - Of course. 657 01:03:24,090 --> 01:03:26,798 Hey! Hey, boo! 658 01:03:26,923 --> 01:03:29,173 - Great set. - Thanks. 659 01:03:29,298 --> 01:03:31,631 Go find another friend's boy to flirt with, Felix. 660 01:03:31,756 --> 01:03:34,173 - No, Layla, I wasn't... - Just please leave. 661 01:03:36,006 --> 01:03:37,673 - Hey! - Hey! 662 01:03:39,048 --> 01:03:41,965 - That was amazing! - Thanks. 663 01:03:44,215 --> 01:03:47,840 Hey, the vibe here's really weird! I think we should... 664 01:03:47,965 --> 01:03:51,256 - Why don't we go somewhere else? - No, I can't. 665 01:03:51,381 --> 01:03:52,631 OK. 666 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:57,423 Look, let's dance. Come on! 667 01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:18,298 No, Max, stop! Max! 668 01:04:19,715 --> 01:04:21,673 Max, stop! 669 01:04:21,798 --> 01:04:25,340 Oh, I'm sorry. Shit! If it's ruined, I'll get you a new one! 670 01:04:25,465 --> 01:04:29,798 OK, dickhead! You need to go now, OK? They don't want you here. 671 01:04:29,923 --> 01:04:32,548 Are you gonna say anything to her? 672 01:04:36,256 --> 01:04:38,631 - OK, babe? - Just go away, Princy. 673 01:04:38,756 --> 01:04:40,590 Layla! 674 01:04:56,590 --> 01:04:59,423 'Babe, last night was a mess. 675 01:05:00,048 --> 01:05:02,006 'I'm making us fajitas tonight. 676 01:05:02,131 --> 01:05:05,381 'You're gonna be in, right? We'd all really love to talk.' 677 01:05:05,506 --> 01:05:07,840 'Bro, still haven't heard from you. 678 01:05:08,506 --> 01:05:12,048 'Please come today. You can bring someone if you like. 679 01:05:12,173 --> 01:05:16,506 - 'We'd really love to see you.' - 'Sorry, again, about last night. 680 01:05:16,631 --> 01:05:18,631 'Never let me drink Tequila again. 681 01:05:19,673 --> 01:05:21,715 'Call me back, OK?' 682 01:05:44,923 --> 01:05:46,423 Thank you. 683 01:05:57,548 --> 01:05:59,423 So, the other night was weird. 684 01:05:59,548 --> 01:06:01,340 Hmm... yeah. 685 01:06:05,881 --> 01:06:08,840 That wig is never seeing the light of day again. 686 01:06:12,173 --> 01:06:13,590 Sorry. 687 01:06:17,381 --> 01:06:19,798 It was kind of horrible. 688 01:06:19,923 --> 01:06:24,173 It just felt like I... really didn't belong there, you know? 689 01:06:30,756 --> 01:06:33,006 Do you think I'm boring? 690 01:06:35,256 --> 01:06:36,548 Nah. 691 01:06:37,298 --> 01:06:39,090 You're anything but boring. 692 01:06:43,923 --> 01:06:47,590 God, you don't... you don't know how lucky you are. 693 01:06:49,715 --> 01:06:54,715 To have a community like that, you know, a space... that's your own. 694 01:06:56,465 --> 01:06:58,465 I don't think I have that. 695 01:07:01,173 --> 01:07:03,090 I don't think I do either. 696 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:10,048 Look, I, er... I wanna show you something. 697 01:07:12,131 --> 01:07:13,631 Oh, yeah? 698 01:07:36,298 --> 01:07:37,965 It's beautiful. 699 01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:44,048 Oh, my God! This is amazing! Thank you. 700 01:07:44,173 --> 01:07:46,548 - Yeah... - Oh, thanks! 701 01:07:48,715 --> 01:07:50,923 It's no problem, Octopi. 702 01:08:21,756 --> 01:08:25,673 Do you want it? Yeah? 703 01:08:29,631 --> 01:08:31,465 Do I hear a "Yes, ma'am"? 704 01:08:31,590 --> 01:08:34,090 Yes. Yes, ma'am. 705 01:09:23,006 --> 01:09:26,048 - You a good boy? - Yes, ma'am. 706 01:09:26,173 --> 01:09:27,923 Yeah? 707 01:10:07,715 --> 01:10:10,006 Well, I've never done that before. 708 01:10:10,131 --> 01:10:11,965 Yeah, me, neither. 709 01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:22,923 It felt... amazing. 710 01:10:24,590 --> 01:10:26,006 Ma'am. 711 01:10:39,965 --> 01:10:42,506 Hmm... you're such an adventure. 712 01:10:47,590 --> 01:10:49,006 So... 713 01:10:50,923 --> 01:10:54,673 I'm... basically your exotic holiday? 714 01:11:06,381 --> 01:11:09,881 My dad and my sister are coming for dinner a week on Friday. 715 01:11:10,923 --> 01:11:13,923 I'd love for you to meet them. 716 01:11:20,090 --> 01:11:21,798 Really? 717 01:11:21,923 --> 01:11:23,340 Yeah. 718 01:11:33,381 --> 01:11:36,006 You know I'm staying here for a while, right? 719 01:11:36,798 --> 01:11:38,548 Yeah, I got that. 720 01:12:13,506 --> 01:12:16,840 It just switched so quickly, you know. 721 01:12:19,423 --> 01:12:22,631 - Did you not like it? - No, no, I did. 722 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:26,631 - Convincing! - No, no, it was great. 723 01:12:27,340 --> 01:12:30,465 Hey, say what you mean, Layla. 724 01:12:30,590 --> 01:12:32,590 No, no, it was cute. 725 01:12:32,715 --> 01:12:38,131 OK, cute as in good or cute as in... what? 726 01:12:38,256 --> 01:12:40,090 Well, cute as in... 727 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,631 What? 728 01:12:43,756 --> 01:12:46,465 I don't know, whatever. I just find the whole, like... 729 01:12:47,548 --> 01:12:49,908 You know, like, the whole, like, "Oh, no, I wanna hit you,". 730 01:12:50,006 --> 01:12:53,131 "Oh, no, I wanna kiss you," "Oh, no, this is just..." like... 731 01:12:53,923 --> 01:12:57,881 a clunky metaphor for me-wrestling-with-my-sexuality motif. 732 01:12:58,006 --> 01:13:01,131 Agonisingly basic. 733 01:13:03,090 --> 01:13:08,631 So, just cos I liked an objectively good film, I'm now basic? 734 01:13:08,756 --> 01:13:11,881 What? No! I'm just saying I found the film a bit basic. 735 01:13:12,923 --> 01:13:16,715 Like watching WASP-y gays pretending to act complicated isn't really my mood. 736 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,381 You know? 737 01:13:18,506 --> 01:13:20,381 Don't you think you're being a bit snobbish? 738 01:13:20,506 --> 01:13:23,215 What? No, I'm just telling you what I thought of the film... 739 01:13:23,340 --> 01:13:25,215 Whilst making fun of me. 740 01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:27,090 No, I wouldn't. 741 01:13:30,465 --> 01:13:33,131 No, look, I've got a weird taste in films, OK? 742 01:13:34,173 --> 01:13:37,381 My childhood was so fucked up that if a film doesn't include 743 01:13:37,506 --> 01:13:40,048 at least one sado-masochistic murder, 744 01:13:40,173 --> 01:13:42,756 I'm honestly not interested. 745 01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:45,381 My favourite film is genuinely Saw V. 746 01:13:46,215 --> 01:13:47,631 OK? 747 01:13:49,673 --> 01:13:51,673 Well, don't take it personally. 748 01:13:58,965 --> 01:14:01,590 - Really? - Can't believe we've never... 749 01:14:01,715 --> 01:14:03,548 Are you OK? 750 01:14:05,131 --> 01:14:06,548 Latif? 751 01:14:08,048 --> 01:14:09,423 Hey. 752 01:14:11,673 --> 01:14:14,215 You couldn't be bothered to pick up one of my calls? 753 01:14:18,590 --> 01:14:20,715 Hi, I'm Fatima. I'm Latif's sister. 754 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,715 - Oh. This is your sister? - Yeah. 755 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:26,881 - You talk about me? - Sorry, I'm... 756 01:14:27,006 --> 01:14:30,840 This is, er... Max. He's a work colleague. We were just at a work event. 757 01:14:32,381 --> 01:14:33,673 Oh. Great. 758 01:14:34,673 --> 01:14:37,506 Well, why don't you join us for dinner? 759 01:14:40,465 --> 01:14:42,256 - Yeah, that'd be... - No, we can't. 760 01:14:42,381 --> 01:14:45,173 We've got that big work meeting tomorrow. 761 01:14:48,131 --> 01:14:50,631 You're not just gonna ditch me on the street! 762 01:14:50,756 --> 01:14:53,006 - Latif! - I'm sorry. 763 01:14:58,965 --> 01:15:01,381 So were you just pretending that she disowned you? 764 01:15:01,506 --> 01:15:03,256 I wasn't pretending! 765 01:15:05,006 --> 01:15:07,256 Look, you know what, it's just easier, OK? 766 01:15:07,381 --> 01:15:09,715 It's just easier to keep things separate, than... 767 01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:13,230 than trying to make sense of living in the in-between of it all. 768 01:15:13,298 --> 01:15:17,381 The in-between? I thought that was the place with all the potential. 769 01:15:18,173 --> 01:15:21,048 You know what, just forget it. You wouldn't understand. 770 01:15:21,173 --> 01:15:22,923 Understand what? 771 01:15:23,048 --> 01:15:26,465 You know, maybe I would, if you stopped talking to me like I'm fucking stupid! 772 01:15:26,590 --> 01:15:28,923 - This isn't about you, Max! - I know it's not! 773 01:15:29,048 --> 01:15:31,298 No, no, look, my family's different from yours, OK? 774 01:15:32,673 --> 01:15:35,465 Look, you have no idea how lucky you are. 775 01:15:35,590 --> 01:15:36,840 Lucky? 776 01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:40,465 My mum's dead, remember. 777 01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:42,090 - Yeah? - Yeah. 778 01:15:42,965 --> 01:15:46,006 Fuck, I'm sorry. OK, that's not what I meant. 779 01:15:46,673 --> 01:15:49,965 - You know what I mean. - I'm not sure I've any idea what you mean. 780 01:15:50,090 --> 01:15:52,215 Please, can we just stop talking about this? 781 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:53,857 Why didn't you tell me your name was Latif? 782 01:15:53,881 --> 01:15:56,965 - Because it's not. - So, who are you, then? 783 01:16:17,173 --> 01:16:20,923 - Are you still all right for tonight? - Can't wait to meet everyone. 784 01:16:21,631 --> 01:16:24,381 If you want, you can borrow some of my things. 785 01:16:25,090 --> 01:16:26,673 I don't mind. 786 01:16:28,381 --> 01:16:29,590 OK. 787 01:16:32,548 --> 01:16:34,215 Keys? 788 01:16:38,590 --> 01:16:42,298 Erm... yeah, OK. See you later. 789 01:16:43,048 --> 01:16:45,048 See you later! 790 01:17:03,673 --> 01:17:05,215 Oh, God. 791 01:17:33,631 --> 01:17:35,590 Eugh! Oh! 792 01:17:36,590 --> 01:17:38,006 Oh, fuck! 793 01:17:38,548 --> 01:17:40,923 Yep, that'll be ready by tomorrow. 794 01:17:42,006 --> 01:17:44,923 OK. Thank you. Bye. 795 01:17:46,381 --> 01:17:48,215 Sorry about that. 796 01:17:48,340 --> 01:17:51,673 I'll try my best, love, but it might need a few goes. 797 01:17:51,798 --> 01:17:54,173 OK. Whatever you can do to get it by the end of the day. 798 01:17:54,298 --> 01:17:56,756 - I can pay extra, honestly... - There's no need, love. 799 01:17:56,881 --> 01:17:59,840 - I'll make it a priority for you. - Thank you. 800 01:18:00,798 --> 01:18:02,381 That's all right. 801 01:18:04,506 --> 01:18:07,048 - So, I'll see you in a bit, yeah? - See you. 802 01:19:28,006 --> 01:19:29,423 Thanks. 803 01:19:42,173 --> 01:19:44,381 - Looks good, right? - Looks like a restaurant. 804 01:19:44,506 --> 01:19:46,173 - You promise? - Yeah. 805 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,548 Yay, OK! 806 01:19:48,673 --> 01:19:50,465 Good. Thank you. 807 01:19:52,256 --> 01:19:54,256 They're gonna love you. 808 01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:01,215 - Eek! - Salad! 809 01:20:02,090 --> 01:20:05,548 Hey! Hi. How you doing? 810 01:20:05,673 --> 01:20:10,090 Come in. It's about ready. 811 01:20:10,965 --> 01:20:16,506 So, er... Dad, Becks, this is La... who I want you to meet. 812 01:20:19,256 --> 01:20:21,173 I'm Alfred. 813 01:20:21,298 --> 01:20:23,465 Nice to meet you. I'm Latif. 814 01:20:26,048 --> 01:20:29,631 - And this is my daughter, Rebecca. - Hi, Rebecca. 815 01:20:29,756 --> 01:20:32,423 Latif... cool name. Where's it from? 816 01:20:33,256 --> 01:20:34,923 Surrey. 817 01:20:35,048 --> 01:20:37,340 Oh. OK, I meant... 818 01:20:38,215 --> 01:20:41,256 - Doesn't matter. - No, it's a Muslim name originally. 819 01:20:41,381 --> 01:20:43,381 I'm from Palestine. 820 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:48,673 Well, Britain's all the better for having you here, my friend. 821 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,798 OK. 822 01:20:52,923 --> 01:20:55,506 Er... drinks? Yes, let's... You want a drink? 823 01:20:55,631 --> 01:20:58,048 - Yes, please. - Right, er... OK. 824 01:20:58,173 --> 01:21:00,798 - What would you like, red or white? - Dad'll have red. 825 01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:03,465 I can't believe you knew the whole time. 826 01:21:03,590 --> 01:21:05,965 - You were supposed to be covering for me. - I was! 827 01:21:06,090 --> 01:21:09,548 I had to stay up every Saturday so you could get through that window! 828 01:21:09,673 --> 01:21:12,923 You guys thought I didn't hear that? You were pissed off your head, love. 829 01:21:14,631 --> 01:21:16,673 But this one gave me no problems, though. 830 01:21:16,798 --> 01:21:19,590 All he loved doing on a weekend was homework. 831 01:21:19,715 --> 01:21:22,340 - That's not true! - Actually, it kind of is. 832 01:21:22,465 --> 01:21:25,548 I still haven't figured out how you managed straight As, 833 01:21:25,673 --> 01:21:27,631 what with your teenage alcoholism and all. 834 01:21:32,131 --> 01:21:37,673 Hmm... do Max's artistic genes run in the family? 835 01:21:38,798 --> 01:21:41,423 - Artistic? - Wait, do you still draw? 836 01:21:42,090 --> 01:21:44,923 No, no, this man is crazy talented. 837 01:21:45,048 --> 01:21:47,631 - He's a born artist. - That's not... 838 01:21:47,756 --> 01:21:51,131 - When have you got time for that? - I haven't. It's a hobby. 839 01:21:58,381 --> 01:22:01,256 And Max tells us you're a performer. 840 01:22:01,381 --> 01:22:04,090 A comedian, you said, Max. 841 01:22:04,215 --> 01:22:07,631 - Did he? - Get us a VIP table one day? 842 01:22:10,006 --> 01:22:12,798 What kind of material do you do? 843 01:22:15,673 --> 01:22:19,215 Er, political stuff, I guess. 844 01:22:19,340 --> 01:22:22,173 - I mean, it depends on the crowd I get. - How funny... 845 01:22:22,298 --> 01:22:26,006 You know I watch Have I Got News For You religiously? 846 01:22:27,090 --> 01:22:30,006 OK. My stuff's a little bit... 847 01:22:30,131 --> 01:22:33,340 Your glass is empty! I'm a bad host. 848 01:22:34,506 --> 01:22:37,381 - Good? - Yes, perfect. Thank you. 849 01:22:39,340 --> 01:22:42,506 - You still going to tennis? - Hmm, well... 850 01:22:42,631 --> 01:22:44,631 Is it Wednesdays still? 851 01:23:13,923 --> 01:23:17,923 'Feathers has been a true mother to us all, yeah? 852 01:23:18,048 --> 01:23:21,798 'So come down and pay your respects to her one last time.' 853 01:23:36,215 --> 01:23:38,173 They really liked you, I could tell. 854 01:23:41,715 --> 01:23:43,798 What? They did. 855 01:23:47,048 --> 01:23:49,506 Oh, come on, Max. 856 01:23:49,631 --> 01:23:53,006 You might as well have brought a cardboard-cutout for your date. 857 01:23:53,131 --> 01:23:55,381 I wasn't there. 858 01:23:56,548 --> 01:23:59,173 Just imagine if I'd turned up wearing like a... 859 01:24:00,631 --> 01:24:05,548 I don't know, like a turquoise tutu instead of this... hideous straight-jacket. 860 01:24:07,090 --> 01:24:08,715 Hey, that's... 861 01:24:10,215 --> 01:24:12,965 They really liked you. They did. 862 01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:15,673 It's just these things take time, don't they? 863 01:24:20,715 --> 01:24:22,673 Layla, I never introduce boys to my family. 864 01:24:22,798 --> 01:24:26,215 - Stop calling me a boy, Max. - Sorry, I meant... 865 01:24:27,590 --> 01:24:30,756 - This was a really big deal for me... - Yeah. 866 01:24:32,548 --> 01:24:35,381 No, you're right, it was a big deal... for you. 867 01:24:35,506 --> 01:24:37,756 Hey... are you pissed? 868 01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,590 I just... 869 01:24:42,923 --> 01:24:45,840 I thought that went really well, all things considering. 870 01:24:48,881 --> 01:24:51,590 - All things considering? - Yeah. 871 01:24:54,465 --> 01:24:56,048 As in... 872 01:24:57,756 --> 01:25:00,215 No, it's fine. I'm not mad, erm... 873 01:25:03,465 --> 01:25:05,881 I'm gonna go to Feathers. 874 01:25:06,006 --> 01:25:09,673 - OK, I'll join you. - No, no, just please don't do that, OK? 875 01:25:09,798 --> 01:25:12,465 - Honestly, not this time. - What? 876 01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:15,950 Yeah, they're a bit square, but that doesn't mean that I don't love that side of you. 877 01:25:16,006 --> 01:25:18,006 You know I do. 878 01:25:19,298 --> 01:25:21,298 It's not just one side of me. 879 01:25:23,465 --> 01:25:25,590 Jesus Christ, I'm so tired. 880 01:25:27,673 --> 01:25:29,631 I'm so tired of... 881 01:25:30,923 --> 01:25:34,590 constantly feeling like I'm at a dressing-up party with you. 882 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:39,298 One day, you want me all glittery, and the next, you make me dress 883 01:25:39,423 --> 01:25:42,756 like I'm basically at a fucking funeral for myself! 884 01:25:45,590 --> 01:25:47,715 I'm exhausted, Max. 885 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:51,090 I don't make you do anything. 886 01:25:55,090 --> 01:25:56,506 Yeah. 887 01:25:59,340 --> 01:26:02,465 Yeah... you're right, it's me. 888 01:26:04,423 --> 01:26:07,631 It's me. I'm doing it to me. 889 01:26:08,923 --> 01:26:10,923 Doing what? What? 890 01:26:12,590 --> 01:26:14,590 You're doing it to yourself, too. 891 01:26:17,715 --> 01:26:20,173 Layla, Layla, listen. 892 01:26:21,090 --> 01:26:22,923 I love you. 893 01:26:23,048 --> 01:26:26,590 Hey, I love you. And I love you just as you are. 894 01:26:28,631 --> 01:26:31,423 Yeah, which me? Huh? 895 01:26:35,215 --> 01:26:37,381 - I can't... - What? 896 01:26:38,340 --> 01:26:40,090 I can't, I can't do this. 897 01:26:42,131 --> 01:26:45,631 I love you. I've never said that to anyone, so... 898 01:26:48,173 --> 01:26:50,965 You can't... I can't just... 899 01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,631 You know me better than anyone. 900 01:26:56,215 --> 01:26:58,590 Layla, you and I, Octopi... 901 01:27:03,548 --> 01:27:05,590 It's octopuses, Max. 902 01:27:20,673 --> 01:27:22,090 Sorry. 903 01:27:24,256 --> 01:27:25,715 I'm sorry. 904 01:28:06,340 --> 01:28:08,840 Now this is just pure drag! 905 01:28:22,048 --> 01:28:24,923 Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... Pow! 906 01:28:25,048 --> 01:28:28,048 Udon on the chest! 907 01:28:30,215 --> 01:28:32,173 It'll stick on stone! 908 01:28:33,048 --> 01:28:35,381 Devastation! Ha-ha! 909 01:28:37,881 --> 01:28:40,298 - Oh, my nail! - Oh, no, where'd it go? 910 01:28:40,423 --> 01:28:43,173 - A moment for the nail. - May she rest in peace. 911 01:28:43,298 --> 01:28:46,673 - Bless the nail. - They! The nail is non-binary. 912 01:28:46,798 --> 01:28:50,215 - May they rest in peace. - May they rest in peace! 913 01:29:12,043 --> 01:29:13,224 NO RACISTS NO ARSEHOLES 914 01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:14,284 NO PRICKS NO CARGO PANTS 915 01:29:14,338 --> 01:29:15,851 NO TRIBAL TATS 916 01:29:51,006 --> 01:29:52,965 - Hi. - Hi. 917 01:29:55,465 --> 01:29:59,965 - Er... can I come in? - Yes, sorry, of course. Hi! 918 01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:29,965 - That outfit... - No, no, please. 919 01:30:30,090 --> 01:30:32,107 I don't want you to make this into anything massive, OK? 920 01:30:32,131 --> 01:30:35,048 I was... about to say you look gorgeous. 921 01:30:36,131 --> 01:30:37,548 That's all. 922 01:30:56,423 --> 01:30:58,465 It's no big deal. 923 01:30:59,923 --> 01:31:01,756 No big deal? 924 01:31:02,506 --> 01:31:05,131 Do you remember what you did the first time I tried make-up on? 925 01:31:05,256 --> 01:31:07,381 Well, I was a teenager. 926 01:31:08,673 --> 01:31:10,715 I was scared for you. 927 01:31:13,340 --> 01:31:18,756 Seriously, is... is that why you've been pretending I don't exist this whole time? 928 01:31:20,423 --> 01:31:23,298 Do you how hard it's been dealing with Mama and Baba all by myself? 929 01:31:23,423 --> 01:31:25,090 I know... 930 01:31:29,423 --> 01:31:31,590 I just couldn't risk it, so... 931 01:31:32,506 --> 01:31:35,256 But you've never even given me a chance. 932 01:31:36,506 --> 01:31:37,923 You just... 933 01:31:39,131 --> 01:31:40,673 disappeared. 934 01:31:44,465 --> 01:31:46,090 I'm sorry. 935 01:31:50,256 --> 01:31:52,423 Really, I am. I'm sorry. 936 01:32:02,131 --> 01:32:03,590 Me, too. 937 01:32:09,298 --> 01:32:11,465 Well, I'm really glad you're here, Latif. 938 01:32:17,048 --> 01:32:19,215 It's, er... Layla. 939 01:32:22,699 --> 01:32:23,876 Layla. 940 01:32:45,756 --> 01:32:49,048 - That outfit is beautiful. - Thank you. 941 01:32:49,173 --> 01:32:53,631 - Thank you for coming, you'll love it. - I've not seen them do this before. 942 01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:24,423 Hey, we got a lighting change. 69322

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