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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Subtitle ReDone By---KingJAIN 2 00:01:23,115 --> 00:01:24,107 [Whistles] 3 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,428 [Humming] 4 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:07,255 [Speaking arabic] 5 00:02:07,326 --> 00:02:09,956 Arsenio hall! 6 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:12,654 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 7 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,430 Team two take the prison. We get the villa. 8 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:47,124 Little sister, this is big brother, we are in the ballpark. 9 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,766 Assistant commander: Big brother, little sister. We're at the prison. 10 00:03:16,495 --> 00:03:18,429 [Dog barking] 11 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:24,662 [Dog burps] 12 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,704 [Growling] 13 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,404 Little sister, this is big brother. 14 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,912 Are you in position? 15 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,414 Big brother, little sister. 16 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,109 Affirmative. Attack in 30. 17 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,675 Starting now. 18 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:29,927 [Vacuum running] 19 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,405 [Sucking] 20 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,440 Ahh... ahh... ooh. 21 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,759 6... 22 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:01,891 5... 4... 23 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,368 3... 2... 24 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,402 It's an ambush. 25 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,479 Alka seltzer! 26 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,748 Whoa! 27 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,809 Aah! Aah! Aah! 28 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:24,379 Big brother, where are you? 29 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,220 [Yelling in arabic] 30 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:46,373 Surrender, yankee infidels, you have no chance. 31 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:49,108 Off to prison, American satans. 32 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,116 [Automatic gunfire] 33 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,118 [Screaming in arabic] 34 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,363 Good evening. Americans were shocked today 35 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,374 by the announcement of the failure 36 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:17,875 of yet another mission 37 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,678 to rescue our hostages from the middle east. 38 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,842 Informed sources reveal that the rescue team itself has been captured 39 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,344 and added to those already being held. 40 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:28,886 Preliminary reports also indicate 41 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,890 that an attempt on the life of a terrorist dictator 42 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,351 was thwarted at the same time. 43 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:36,391 With the presidential election just 10 days away... 44 00:06:36,762 --> 00:06:39,273 This could be a setback for the white house. 45 00:06:39,491 --> 00:06:41,218 Presidential challenger senator Gray Edwards 46 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,033 campaigning in Chattanooga 47 00:06:43,328 --> 00:06:44,821 commented on the failed mission. 48 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,098 No no no, this is no time for partisan politics. 49 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:48,806 Bringing our people home 50 00:06:48,974 --> 00:06:50,938 should be the nation's number one priority. 51 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,243 Despite this current crisis 52 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:55,680 the president is putting on his best political face. 53 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,875 Continuing on his campaign schedule 54 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,878 Benson's 20-point lead in the polls 6 months ago 55 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,340 has plummeted since the hostage crisis began. 56 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,842 A CNN/Victoria's secret catalog poll 57 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,179 now has the president and Edwards running neck and neck. 58 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:11,863 This afternoon, Benson made a brief stop 59 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,964 in Fergus falls, Virginia 60 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,800 for the groundbreaking of his presidential library. 61 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,647 The five living former chief executives... 62 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:23,567 Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, and Nixon... 63 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,362 Were on hand for this groundbreaking ceremony. 64 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:27,879 White house correspondent Jeri Kelter 65 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,942 reports on this historic moment. 66 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,876 The library is to be built adjacent 67 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,744 to the Fergus falls civic center. 68 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,386 President Benson made no statements 69 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,389 as he went about his business. - Oh! My knee! 70 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,891 Publicly, it seemed as though he was unaware 71 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,919 of the political blow he had been dealt. 72 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,396 Privately, aides marveled at his spirit 73 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,049 as he performed his usual morning routine 74 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,093 by milking the white house goats 75 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:52,129 and finishing a second helping of grapefruit and creamed corn. 76 00:07:53,238 --> 00:07:55,602 Tonight, the president and his top advisors 77 00:07:55,674 --> 00:07:57,534 will be burning the midnight oil. 78 00:07:57,903 --> 00:07:59,820 Sabotage. 79 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,606 My god, man, what does it mean? 80 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:03,848 We have to tighten security, sir... 81 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,943 Find out who's behind it. 82 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,572 No, no, no. The word "sabotage." What's it mean? 83 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,949 It means someone's trying to subvert our mission. Sir, 84 00:08:12,204 --> 00:08:13,157 one of our own people 85 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,423 could be working with the enemy. 86 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,328 - Come in. 87 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,582 Mr. President. 88 00:08:19,691 --> 00:08:23,611 Oh, Jesus! Don't you ever ever sneak up on me like that again. 89 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,862 What is it, Bob? 90 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:26,365 If Edwards gets wind of this 91 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,672 he'll use it against you in the campaign. 92 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,830 He'll try to prove you're incompetent. 93 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:32,206 I can prove that as well as he can. 94 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,471 Mr. President, the CIA can't afford another failure. 95 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,058 We want to send colonel Walters to get our people out. 96 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,603 And to insure the mission's success, we'll need topper Harley. 97 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,938 We've located him in the far east. 98 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,149 Topper Harley. 99 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,737 We've served together before, sir. There's no one better. 100 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,824 - Cookie? - Not me, sir. 101 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,285 - Young lady? - No, thank you. 102 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,330 No, no, I was just offering him a young lady. 103 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,292 Oh, yeah, topper Harley. 104 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,253 Good. I love the boy. Kid's got guts. 105 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,757 There isn't a fighting man on this planet that can... 106 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,177 Gotcha! Listening at the door, huh? 107 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,222 Well, Walters, looks like we've got our saboteur. 108 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,723 That's your wife, sir. 109 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,269 Huh! Yeah, so it is. 110 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:27,483 Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met. 111 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,236 Find out what she knows. 112 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,055 As for you, get me topper Harley. 113 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,039 [Honking] 114 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,401 [Screaming and yelling] 115 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:39,842 Three. Three. Three. 116 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,485 Hmm. 117 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,826 [Man yells] 118 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,714 - [Crash] - [Woman yells] 119 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,834 Gummi bears! Gummi bears! Gummi bears! 120 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,273 Gummi bears! Gummi bears! 121 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,935 Sprinkles! Sprinkles! 122 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,444 Gummi bears! Gummi bears! 123 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,447 Sprinkles! Sprinkles! 124 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,011 [Speaking Thai] 125 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,579 Aisle 5, mezzanine, to your left. 126 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,082 Program! Get you program right here! 127 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,947 One pig snout sandwich. 128 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,049 Both fighters are starting to show serious signs of fatigue. 129 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,885 They aren't moving around the ring as much.They're walking around. 130 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,763 Hey, this is where your conditioning pays off. 131 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,090 Topper: Coochie-coochie-coo. Coochie-goo. 132 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,442 Woman's voice: You win! 133 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,993 Topper, topper, topper, topper... 134 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,703 Topper Harley! 135 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,628 Mmm. 136 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,447 Topper. 137 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,492 I don't believe it. 138 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,996 - Topper. - Colonel. 139 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,750 - Good to see you again. - Yeah, you too. 140 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,752 You want to tell me about it? 141 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,172 Well, they let me live here. 142 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,675 I help out fixing things. 143 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,594 It's peaceful. Quiet. 144 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,016 No one is allowed to talk. 145 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,436 And that dim sum fighting in the warehouse yesterday? 146 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,605 I just do that for the extra money. 147 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,067 And to satisfy my male cravings to kill and win. 148 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,320 Colonel, who are they? 149 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,948 She's CIA. 150 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,117 - The other man's an extra. - Ah. 151 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,244 What does she do? 152 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,830 Heads up covert operations in the middle east... 153 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,748 Reports directly to president Benson. 154 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,210 Topper: Colonel, these men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy. 155 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,088 Like their fathers and their fathers before them. 156 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,507 They haven't seen a woman in decades. 157 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,217 Walters: Miss Huddleston! 158 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,845 Ow! Ow! Ow! 159 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,556 This is Michelle huddleston. 160 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,890 Topper Harley. 161 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,142 Pleasure. 162 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,228 - You're sure not easy to find. - Why are you keeping track? 163 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,938 It's like the colonel says 164 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,399 Good men are hard to find. 165 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,736 I don't know how much you know about what went on after the last war... 166 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,405 But several of our men were missing in action. 167 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,742 Since then on two occasions we sent in squads to rescue those men. 168 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,076 Both missions failed. 169 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:57,122 Now we have to go in to get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men. 170 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,917 - My job is to make shure we dont fail again. - What's this got to do with me? 171 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,377 I'm going this time. 172 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,256 - We want you to go with him topper. - Why me, ma'am? 173 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,216 Because you're the best of what's left. 174 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,928 My war is over. 175 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,103 Mmm... ah! 176 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,316 This will cost you a few extra dollars... 177 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,319 But you'll make that back and more on your heating bill this winter. 178 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,947 Later we're gonna be caulking the ashram if you want to stop by. 179 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,449 Thanks, Bob. 180 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,956 This mission's important topper. We've got to take care of our people. 181 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,833 Come with me. 182 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,673 When are you gonna put ramada behind you? 183 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,468 - What are you talking about? - You say your war is over. 184 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,681 Maybe the one out there is, but not the one inside you. 185 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,975 You running away from the pain but it won't solve anything. 186 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,312 Because wherever you go, you take the pain with you. 187 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,357 You've come an awful long way to bring me a lecture haven't you colonel 188 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,818 I know you were hurt when that woman left... 189 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,862 But you're using that to hide from who you are. 190 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,532 - That was a long time ago. - Michelle: Thank you. Next! 191 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,158 I don't want it. 192 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,703 Nice butt. 193 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,707 Topper, let me tell you a little story. 194 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,376 It seems there were three bears. 195 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,921 And one morning when their porridge was too hot they went for a walk... 196 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,091 A little blond girl came skipping through the woods 197 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,386 and she ate their porridge and she sat in their chairs 198 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,179 and she slept in their beds. 199 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,850 And when those bears returned and discovered that mess... 200 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:43,103 - Do you know what happened then topper? - No. 201 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,690 That little blond girl got scared. 202 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,025 Ran away. 203 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,029 So, what you're saying is, that little blond girl is me. 204 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,616 If this is about me coloring my hair... 205 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,870 Topper, they didn't make you this fighting machine. 206 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,540 They just cooked up the porridge and went for a walk. 207 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,877 And you'll never stop running until you face your three bears. 208 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,546 Ramada. 209 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,091 Colonel. 210 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,051 I'm sorry. 211 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,095 It has to end for me sometime. 212 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,389 If you should change your mind 213 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,141 here's my 900 number. 214 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,436 It's $5.00 a minute. I'll waive the charges. 215 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,236 Walters: ...Your three bears. 216 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,948 Ramada. Ramada. Ramada. 217 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:05,101 If our lips should meet inamorata 218 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,604 Don corleone. 219 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:12,484 Kiss me, kiss me sweet inamorata 220 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:19,407 hold me close and say goodnight 221 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:26,790 with a love as warm as wine 222 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:34,381 I'm at heaven's door inamorata 223 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:41,179 want you more and more inamorata 224 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,559 you're a symphony 225 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:51,147 a very beautiful sonata my inamorata 226 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:57,320 say that you're my sweetheart my love 227 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,437 You're a symphony 228 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:35,984 a very beautiful sonata my inamorata 229 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:42,490 say that you're my sweetheart my love 230 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,747 hey, what's wrong, kid? 231 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,751 I love you so much. 232 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,922 But it's such a crazy world. I just don't want anything to happen to US. 233 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,423 Don't worry. 234 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,718 In a couple of days, we'll be on the train to Hawaii. 235 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,555 We'll find a minister who will marry US, and we'll never be apart again. 236 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,391 But if something should keep US apart? 237 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,062 If one of US can't make it to blenheim train station? 238 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,813 Like, for instance, 239 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,900 if something came up unexpectedly. 240 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:21,112 Not that I think it would. Or it already has. 241 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:25,075 Wherever I'll be, I want you to know that... 242 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,416 Kiss me. 243 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,920 Kiss me like you've never kissed me before. 244 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:58,608 You will denounce the criminal acts against our people by your president. 245 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:02,153 Sign here. Initial here, here, and here. 246 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,790 Phil! 247 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,551 (Groans) 248 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,641 Sign the document. 249 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,547 I see you're no stranger to pain. 250 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:03,840 I've been married. 251 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,844 - Twice. - Oy! 252 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,858 Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half 253 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:25,361 and placed inside the glove compartment of a sanitation truck. 254 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,447 Police are baffled. 255 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:28,948 This just in. 256 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,535 Presidential military adviser colonel denton Walters 257 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:36,706 has been captured during an aborted attempt to free our hostages. 258 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:40,043 This tape was delivered to US just moments ago. 259 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,462 They are treating me good here. 260 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,882 The food is tasty and nourishing. 261 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,551 The peace-loving leader of this great country 262 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,304 has asked me to appeal to you, president Benson... 263 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:56,059 To stop your vicious, imperialistic tactics around the globe. 264 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,661 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome 265 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,664 to his excellency, the Prime Minister of Japan 266 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:21,251 Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto. 267 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,758 The President of the United States, Thomas Benson. 268 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:34,180 Mr. President, this is prime minister Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto. 269 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,183 President Benson, where's your first lady? 270 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:41,479 Hell,i don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the tender age of 15. 271 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,022 I can't keep track of all. 272 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:45,908 Let's get this over with. I'm not feeling so well today. 273 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,195 My intestines were removed during action in the north Atlantic. 274 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:53,867 Took a torpedo in the lower abdomen. And they replaced every foot of my bowel with hemp. 275 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:57,036 - Clogs easily. - I hope you feel better. 276 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,205 Well, my lips to yours. 277 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:12,802 Announcer: The junior senator from Minnesota, Gray Edwards. 278 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:16,306 President Benson, Prime Minister Soto, 279 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,141 ladies and gentlemen. 280 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,477 Tonight we put election politics aside as I join you 281 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:26,357 in my duties as majority whip and chairman of the foreign affairs committee 282 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:29,068 in welcoming the Japanese Prime Minister 283 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,072 and his lovely wife to these United States. 284 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,826 - Our two great nations have begun... - (Stomach rumbles) 285 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,704 ...what we hope will be a long and successful dialogue. 286 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,122 (Vomits) 287 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,498 Ptooh! 288 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,585 - Announcer: Not only... - I don't remember eating that. 289 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,838 I feel better now. It's that raw fish odor. 290 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,048 It makes... 291 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,758 Oh, god. 292 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:02,018 Look at that! Those my teeth? 293 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,021 Announcer: Only to continue in the highest spirit... 294 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,815 Yeah. They're filthy! 295 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:11,194 And so I would like to propose a toast. 296 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,864 - Oh, thank you, yoko. - I'll take that, sir. 297 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,783 To world peace. 298 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,535 To a clean environment. 299 00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:24,540 To Harmony with our planet and world prosperity. 300 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,380 Thank you. 301 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,386 Looking for a place to sit, lieutenant? 302 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:40,390 No. I need to speak the president. Can you arrange that? 303 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:44,102 - You'd be amazed what I can do. - It's my fault they got Walters. 304 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,561 I want to go in. 305 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,731 You showed up just in time. We're leaving in the morning. 306 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:53,444 Yos should know that I'm taking personal charge of this mission I hope you don't mind you mind working under a woman? 307 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:57,282 Announcer: And now, the president of the United States, Thomas Benson. 308 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:04,580 Prime minister tojo, senator Edwards, 309 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:08,960 my fellow Americans and our millions of illegal aliens. 310 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,463 It seems like only yesterday I was strafing of your homes. 311 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:16,259 And here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars. 312 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,594 Excuse me, just a second I need a glass of water. 313 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,431 Damn tongue's dry. It's not mine, you know. 314 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,434 Lost mine in Laos. Little commie lopped it off. 315 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:28,771 It's probably a doorstop somewhere. Got this one from a basset hound. 316 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,109 Blouden, get the car. 317 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,987 President Benson. 318 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,698 No, you're not. 319 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,200 I've seen him on television. He's an older man, about my height. 320 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:43,536 Sir, this is topper Harley. 321 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,622 Topper. Yes, of course. Son I never had. 322 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,834 Well, no damn wonder I didn't recognize you then. 323 00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:53,338 Word of advice,don't go around calling yourself the president 324 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:56,883 I wouldn't do that and I don't think you should either, just doesn't hold water. 325 00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:01,304 For that matter, neither do I. Let's get away from these power cables. 326 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:06,142 Sir, I'd like to join the next mission. God bless you, boy. 327 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,643 We're keeping this one on the qt. 328 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:11,314 We're calling it secret mission to go in and get Walters and our boys back. 329 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,151 Son, when you come back, I'm going to throw you wonderful guys a party 330 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,820 the likes of which you've never seen. And there should be plenty to eat. 331 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,656 I doubt more than half of you will return. 332 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,913 Thank you. 333 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,166 Got a light, lieutenant? 334 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,168 I quit smoking. 335 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,670 Besides, I don't think they allow it in here. 336 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,007 What are they gonna do, arrest me for smoking? 337 00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,265 (Creaks) 338 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:53,689 - I know what to get you for Christmas. - Make it a thighmaster. I've broken my last three. 339 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:54,941 Really? 340 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:58,403 Let's go to my apartment and discuss our mission. 341 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,405 I'm putty in your hands. 342 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,866 In my hands, nothing turns to putty. 343 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:25,189 ♫ tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen ♫ 344 00:29:25,262 --> 00:29:28,464 ♫ tonight we'll put all other things aside ♫ 345 00:29:28,464 --> 00:29:29,260 ♫ tonight we'll put all other things aside ♫ 346 00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:30,662 Hmm. 347 00:29:30,732 --> 00:29:34,566 ♫ give in this time and show me some affection ♫ 348 00:29:34,636 --> 00:29:35,967 [Scraping sound] 349 00:29:36,038 --> 00:29:38,370 ♫ we're going for those pleasures in the night ♫ 350 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,498 [Honk] 351 00:29:39,575 --> 00:29:42,373 ♫I want to love you ♫ 352 00:29:42,444 --> 00:29:43,604 ♫feel you ♫ 353 00:29:43,679 --> 00:29:45,943 ♫ wrap myself around you ♫ 354 00:29:46,014 --> 00:29:47,675 ♫I want to squeeze you ♫ 355 00:29:47,749 --> 00:29:49,011 ♫please you ♫ 356 00:29:49,084 --> 00:29:51,018 ♫I just can't get enough ♫ 357 00:29:51,086 --> 00:29:53,577 ♫and if you move real slow ♫ 358 00:29:53,655 --> 00:29:56,146 ♫I'll let it go ♫ 359 00:29:56,225 --> 00:29:58,819 ♫I'm so excited ♫ 360 00:29:58,894 --> 00:30:01,089 ♫and I just can't hide it ♫ 361 00:30:01,163 --> 00:30:02,152 Hmm. 362 00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:04,096 ♫I'm about to lose control ♫ 363 00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:06,634 ♫and I think I like it ♫ 364 00:30:06,702 --> 00:30:09,136 ♫I'm so excited ♫ 365 00:30:09,204 --> 00:30:12,503 ♫and I just can't hide it ♫ 366 00:30:12,574 --> 00:30:14,974 ♫and I know, I know, I know, I know ♫ 367 00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:17,671 ♫I know I want you ♫ 368 00:30:17,746 --> 00:30:23,013 ♫ we shouldn't even think about tomorrow ♫ 369 00:30:23,085 --> 00:30:28,580 ♫ good memories will last a long, long time ♫ 370 00:30:28,657 --> 00:30:33,526 ♫ we'll have a good time, baby, don't you worry ♫ 371 00:30:33,595 --> 00:30:38,328 ♫if we're still playing around, boy, that's just fine ♫ 372 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,732 ♫let's get excited ♫ 373 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:43,066 ♫ we just can't hide it ♫ 374 00:30:43,138 --> 00:30:44,537 ♫no, no, no ♫ 375 00:30:44,606 --> 00:30:47,769 ♫I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it ♫ 376 00:30:47,843 --> 00:30:48,867 ♫ oh, yeah ♫ 377 00:30:48,944 --> 00:30:51,344 ♫I'm so excited ♫ 378 00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:53,438 ♫and I just can't hide it ♫ 379 00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:54,880 ♫no, no, no, no, no ♫ 380 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:56,918 ♫I know, I know, I know, I know ♫ 381 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,452 ♫I know I want you ♫ 382 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,953 ♫I want you ♫ 383 00:31:00,022 --> 00:31:01,011 ♫ ooh, ooh ♫ 384 00:31:19,274 --> 00:31:20,502 ♫ ooh, boy ♫ 385 00:31:20,576 --> 00:31:22,737 ♫I'm so excited ♫ 386 00:31:22,811 --> 00:31:24,904 ♫and I just can't hide it ♫ 387 00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:26,504 ♫no, no, no, no, no ♫ 388 00:31:26,582 --> 00:31:28,573 ♫I know, I know, I know, I know ♫ 389 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,049 ♫I know I want you ♫ 390 00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:31,779 ♫I want you ♫ 391 00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:35,415 [Squeaking noise] 392 00:31:42,464 --> 00:31:44,898 [Squeaking] 393 00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:14,395 Ahh... ahh... 394 00:32:18,767 --> 00:32:20,359 Aah! 395 00:32:24,106 --> 00:32:25,232 ♫I'm so excited ♫ 396 00:32:25,307 --> 00:32:26,239 ♫ what you do to me ♫ 397 00:32:26,308 --> 00:32:28,242 ♫I just can't hide it ♫ 398 00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:29,902 ♫ you've got me burning up ♫ 399 00:32:29,978 --> 00:32:34,347 ♫I'm about to lose control and I think I like it, yeah ♫ 400 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:36,111 ♫I'm so excited ♫♫ 401 00:32:36,184 --> 00:32:37,173 Yippee! 402 00:32:37,252 --> 00:32:40,050 Yahoo! Yippee-Kai-ai-yay! 403 00:32:40,122 --> 00:32:41,350 Whoo! 404 00:32:45,293 --> 00:32:48,922 And in an emotional address at the state capital... 405 00:32:48,997 --> 00:32:51,932 Nebraska governor Paul burmaster made a public apology 406 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,833 for his state being so flat. 407 00:33:03,245 --> 00:33:05,839 Where are you? 408 00:33:05,914 --> 00:33:07,643 I don't know. 409 00:33:07,716 --> 00:33:09,684 What's wrong? 410 00:33:09,751 --> 00:33:12,447 My arm's asleep. 411 00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:14,785 No, something else. 412 00:33:14,856 --> 00:33:17,586 My leg, too. 413 00:33:17,659 --> 00:33:20,127 No, please, you can tell me. 414 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:22,762 Well... 415 00:33:22,831 --> 00:33:24,128 Topper? 416 00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:27,428 I have to wee-wee. 417 00:33:29,371 --> 00:33:30,599 Look, I told myself 418 00:33:30,672 --> 00:33:34,233 last night was just going to be last night. 419 00:33:34,309 --> 00:33:37,642 I guess I never counted on finding a guy so deep... 420 00:33:37,713 --> 00:33:38,975 So sensitive. 421 00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:42,779 I've fallen for you, topper. 422 00:33:42,851 --> 00:33:45,285 I've fallen for you big time. 423 00:33:51,359 --> 00:33:53,224 There's someone else, isn't there? 424 00:33:55,397 --> 00:33:56,989 No idea what you mean. 425 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,325 Women sense these things, topper. 426 00:34:00,402 --> 00:34:02,529 I said there's no one. 427 00:34:04,506 --> 00:34:05,837 I'm fine. 428 00:34:05,907 --> 00:34:08,842 I know about ramada, topper. I read your dossier. 429 00:34:08,910 --> 00:34:11,242 She must be quite a woman. 430 00:34:13,749 --> 00:34:15,216 And what if she was? 431 00:34:16,685 --> 00:34:17,674 Was? 432 00:34:21,757 --> 00:34:23,691 Last call for train 590 433 00:34:23,759 --> 00:34:26,557 for glendale, San Francisco, and Honolulu. 434 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,425 Board! 435 00:34:28,497 --> 00:34:29,589 Board! 436 00:34:30,966 --> 00:34:32,866 Oh! 437 00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:33,866 Unhh! 438 00:34:33,935 --> 00:34:36,665 I told you! Warned you twice! 439 00:34:41,877 --> 00:34:43,401 Harley! 440 00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:45,241 Topper Harley? 441 00:34:45,313 --> 00:34:46,245 Over here. 442 00:34:54,189 --> 00:34:56,123 [Thunder] 443 00:34:58,326 --> 00:35:01,762 I cannot go with you or ever see you again. 444 00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:03,798 Just believe that I love you. 445 00:35:03,865 --> 00:35:06,129 You must be brave, my darling. 446 00:35:06,201 --> 00:35:09,193 This card is printed on recycled paper. 447 00:35:09,271 --> 00:35:11,705 [Thunder] 448 00:35:31,993 --> 00:35:33,984 - Hey, hey! - What th- - aah! 449 00:35:40,969 --> 00:35:43,494 Sergeant, pick that up! Someone could trip over it. 450 00:35:53,982 --> 00:35:55,779 Which one of you is Michelle huddleston? 451 00:35:57,319 --> 00:35:58,308 She is. 452 00:35:59,487 --> 00:36:00,545 I'm glad you're here. 453 00:36:00,622 --> 00:36:02,613 We just learned the hostages are being moved. 454 00:36:02,691 --> 00:36:04,989 I'm commander arvid harbinger. I'm running this show. 455 00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:06,891 I'm sorry, commander. Presidential orders. 456 00:36:06,962 --> 00:36:10,090 Lieutenant Harley and I are in charge now. 457 00:36:10,165 --> 00:36:11,598 Any questions? 458 00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:13,224 No, ma'am. 459 00:36:14,769 --> 00:36:17,932 Harley. I've been there. 460 00:36:18,006 --> 00:36:19,200 I've seen the enemy. 461 00:36:19,274 --> 00:36:21,242 If you're not ready, you won't make it. 462 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,277 I've fired a couple of guns. 463 00:36:25,113 --> 00:36:27,980 I'll assemble the men, with your permission. 464 00:36:32,921 --> 00:36:34,115 Gentlemen... 465 00:36:34,189 --> 00:36:37,818 Ms. Huddleston, CIA, and lieutenant topper Harley. 466 00:36:37,893 --> 00:36:39,155 We're working for them. 467 00:36:39,227 --> 00:36:40,455 Williams... 468 00:36:40,529 --> 00:36:43,896 Comsi nc pac ramset m-o-s-92 h-tac offspec paddywhack. 469 00:36:44,165 --> 00:36:45,193 Paddywhack? 470 00:36:45,267 --> 00:36:46,529 Give a dog a bone, sir. 471 00:36:46,601 --> 00:36:48,364 Of course. 472 00:36:48,437 --> 00:36:49,768 Rabinowitz, demolition. 473 00:36:49,838 --> 00:36:52,136 I'm looking forward to blowing something up for you, sir. 474 00:36:52,207 --> 00:36:54,107 I'm looking forward to your explosions. 475 00:36:54,176 --> 00:36:56,906 Gentlemen, commander harbinger has just advised me 476 00:36:56,978 --> 00:36:58,912 that we have 11 hours to free the prisoners. 477 00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:02,381 After that, we may lose them forever. 478 00:37:02,451 --> 00:37:04,783 This is the prison camp area. 479 00:37:04,853 --> 00:37:06,013 It is heavily fortified... 480 00:37:06,088 --> 00:37:08,522 But they'll never expect an attack from the jungle. 481 00:37:08,590 --> 00:37:11,286 Your contact, code name benchpress... 482 00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:13,327 Will lead you to the camp. 483 00:37:13,395 --> 00:37:15,829 I'll be there to meet you at the rendezvous point. 484 00:37:15,897 --> 00:37:17,262 Good luck. 485 00:37:22,204 --> 00:37:23,136 Topper! 486 00:37:26,842 --> 00:37:29,333 Topper, I know we haven't had much time together... 487 00:37:29,411 --> 00:37:31,845 But when you go into battle... 488 00:37:31,913 --> 00:37:34,848 I'd like you to take something of mine with you. 489 00:37:38,987 --> 00:37:40,420 Your lucky mole. 490 00:38:03,879 --> 00:38:05,141 Aah. 491 00:38:39,147 --> 00:38:40,546 Topper. 492 00:38:40,615 --> 00:38:42,082 What are you reading? 493 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:43,378 Great expectations. 494 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:44,748 Is it any good? 495 00:38:44,819 --> 00:38:47,413 It's not all I hoped for. 496 00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:50,356 Know what I'm going to do if we make it? 497 00:38:50,425 --> 00:38:53,360 I'm going to go back to eagle river 498 00:38:53,428 --> 00:38:55,828 and marry my gal Edith may. 499 00:38:55,897 --> 00:38:58,263 Gonna get US a nice little place 500 00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:01,427 with a white picket fence... You know the kind... 501 00:39:01,503 --> 00:39:05,667 Two-car garage, maybe a fishing boat. 502 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:08,834 And in 15 years, when they're all paid for... 503 00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:12,505 I'll set my charges, blow the shit out of them. 504 00:39:14,983 --> 00:39:16,416 You got a girl, topper? 505 00:39:20,722 --> 00:39:22,713 Painter to sky king. No parents in sight. 506 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,053 Party is on. 507 00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:26,455 Green, green, green... 508 00:39:26,528 --> 00:39:27,552 Hook up! 509 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:36,667 Geronimo! 510 00:39:38,139 --> 00:39:40,130 Geronimo! 511 00:39:42,544 --> 00:39:43,909 Me! 512 00:39:55,323 --> 00:39:56,347 Aah! 513 00:39:58,693 --> 00:39:59,625 Aah! 514 00:39:59,694 --> 00:40:02,162 Ah! Whoo! 515 00:40:11,006 --> 00:40:12,439 [Engine revs] 516 00:40:12,507 --> 00:40:14,168 [Engine revs] 517 00:40:14,242 --> 00:40:16,073 [Engine catches] 518 00:40:21,783 --> 00:40:24,718 [Saw buzzes] 519 00:40:28,023 --> 00:40:28,955 Aaah! 520 00:40:29,024 --> 00:40:30,889 Ooomph! 521 00:40:33,328 --> 00:40:34,295 Thanks, brothers. 522 00:40:34,362 --> 00:40:35,522 Ow. 523 00:40:48,443 --> 00:40:49,967 [Ssss] 524 00:40:51,046 --> 00:40:51,978 Hyah! 525 00:40:52,047 --> 00:40:53,309 [Choking] 526 00:41:00,689 --> 00:41:01,883 Urghh. 527 00:41:36,758 --> 00:41:37,850 Jeez. 528 00:41:51,573 --> 00:41:52,505 Stop it. 529 00:41:59,414 --> 00:42:00,346 Ramada. 530 00:42:00,415 --> 00:42:01,939 Topper. 531 00:42:02,016 --> 00:42:03,142 Why are you here? 532 00:42:03,218 --> 00:42:04,651 This is benchpress, our contact. 533 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,152 I didn't know. 534 00:42:06,221 --> 00:42:07,848 You know each other? 535 00:42:07,922 --> 00:42:10,152 Yes. Yes, we do. 536 00:42:10,225 --> 00:42:12,420 It's been a long time. 537 00:42:12,494 --> 00:42:14,928 Let's see. The last time we met... 538 00:42:14,996 --> 00:42:16,554 Was the flurvian sea. 539 00:42:16,631 --> 00:42:18,292 You remembered. 540 00:42:18,366 --> 00:42:20,231 I remember every detail. 541 00:42:20,301 --> 00:42:23,429 The sky was blue. You wore gray. 542 00:42:23,505 --> 00:42:25,200 I was in chiffon. 543 00:42:25,273 --> 00:42:28,242 Oh, topper, there's so much to say. 544 00:42:28,309 --> 00:42:31,472 You're as beautiful as the day you dumped me. 545 00:42:31,546 --> 00:42:33,013 You've changed. 546 00:42:34,883 --> 00:42:36,373 That beauty Mark. 547 00:42:39,621 --> 00:42:42,249 It was a... It was a gift. 548 00:42:42,323 --> 00:42:45,952 It's all very touching, but this is no time to reminisce. 549 00:42:46,027 --> 00:42:48,962 If we're not at the rendezvous point in seven hours... 550 00:42:49,030 --> 00:42:50,361 Or else we miss our pick-up. 551 00:42:50,432 --> 00:42:52,662 It's your show, hero. 552 00:42:54,135 --> 00:42:55,568 Let's move out. 553 00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:57,693 Follow me. 554 00:43:07,749 --> 00:43:08,909 We're late. 555 00:43:08,983 --> 00:43:10,712 I know a shortcut. 556 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,092 (Buzzing) 557 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,887 Woman: The meat's smoking. Man: Shut up. 558 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,932 - Let's take it off the grill. - Leave me alone.Would ya 559 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,935 - frank, you're drunk again. - Whose fault is that? 560 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,818 This is the best way to the prison compound. 561 00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:35,779 They're used to seeing fishing boats so they won't be suspicious. 562 00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:38,448 There are clothes in the wheelhouse. 563 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:43,912 Topper: Somebody once wrote, "hell is the impossibility of reason." 564 00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:47,916 That's what this place feels like. Hell. 565 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,961 I hate it already, and it's only been a few hours. 566 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,463 I'm so tired. We get up at 5:00... 567 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,758 Martin sheen: At first I thought they'd handed me the wrong dossier. 568 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,303 I couldn't believe they wanted this man dead. 569 00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:02,431 Third generation west point. Top of his class. 570 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,308 Korea, airborne, 571 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:08,478 about a thousand decorations, et cetera, et cetera. 572 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,775 I loved you in wall street! 573 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:24,619 (Beeping morse code) 574 00:44:29,164 --> 00:44:31,564 Satellite reconnaissance indicates an enemy patrol boat 575 00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:33,568 has changed course and is heading for our people. 576 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:35,630 Send the alert. 577 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,801 Hello,lucky hello,lucky. Report my signal. 578 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:41,511 Operator: Report my signal. Over. 579 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,639 Hello, George Mike Walters. Strength three. Over. 580 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:48,810 Recon reports Indians on the warpath in your area. Over. 581 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,354 Ain't no Indians around here. Over. 582 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:54,149 Do not take literally. Repeat. Do not take literally. 583 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,027 The vultures are circling the carcass. Repeat. 584 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,738 The vultures are circling the carcass. 585 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,823 I see a couple of gulls, but... 586 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:05,160 The pit bull is out of the cage. The crips are raiding the liquor store. 587 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,580 Hey, you yanking my crank? 588 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:24,429 If they come by and see a woman, they will know we are masquerading. 589 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,224 Only men are allowed to do the fishing. 590 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,022 Topper. 591 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,525 Why did you have to come here now? 592 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,694 Of all the missions in all the jungles in all the world... 593 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:43,031 ...you had to walk into this one. Oh topper, I tried to stay away. 594 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:46,952 I thought I'd never see you again, that you were out of my life. 595 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:49,204 But it's a sequel. I had to come. 596 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,581 Do you know any idea what the critics will say? 597 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:54,918 - "Same warmed-over characters..." - Topper, stop it. 598 00:45:55,128 --> 00:45:59,047 You're only using this whole casting thing as an excuse 599 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:00,882 to hide what's really hurting you. 600 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:04,636 Hurt? Maybe. Once. 601 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,973 But I knew this day would come. 602 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,642 I knew one day you'd come crawling back 603 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:14,396 begging for forgiveness. Groveling, sniveling, 604 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:17,149 pleading for another chance. 605 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:22,112 Sorry, sweetheart, but this all-day sucker is down to the soggy white stick. 606 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:25,157 No, topper, you don't understand. 607 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:29,744 I'm married. I was married before you and I ever met. 608 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:31,496 I'm still married today. 609 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:33,415 - You're joking. - I'm not. 610 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:36,418 - You've got to be. - Look if I was joking I would say, 611 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:40,589 "a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'why the long face?"' 612 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,591 you are married. 613 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:45,927 - Why didn't you tell me? - I thought he was dead. 614 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:49,347 He worked for the government, training pilots for the CIA in Germany. 615 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:50,682 Highest security. 616 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,351 They told me he was killed over villenshtoben. 617 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:55,437 Then the day before you and I were to go away... 618 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,857 I received word he was alive, in a hospital in Berlin. 619 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,359 I had to go to him. 620 00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:03,987 They ordered me not to tell anyone. 621 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,284 - I know how you must feel. - You do, huh? 622 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:12,204 You know how it feels to have your heart shot out of season 623 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,122 and strapped to the hood of a car? 624 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,875 To be passed like the world's large kidney stone? 625 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,002 Ramada, 626 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,670 I don't think so. 627 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,256 (Alarm sounds) 628 00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:25,550 Patrol boat! 629 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:34,351 Remember, we're not American. These boys aren't stupid. 630 00:47:45,238 --> 00:47:46,530 Where's harbinger? 631 00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,323 Shut off your engine. 632 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,910 Shut off your engine. We are coming aboard. 633 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,038 (Speaking in foreign language) 634 00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:44,713 Hm. 635 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:10,280 Kareem of onion! Al jarreau! 636 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,500 (Speaking in foreign language) 637 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:40,935 Go on! Get out of here! 638 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,316 Take that to the bank and cash it! 639 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,695 Swim for shore! 640 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:57,160 Save yourselves! 641 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:02,374 (Speaking in foreign language) 642 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:05,293 Swim for it! I'll catch up. 643 00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:06,961 Go! 644 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,828 Omar sharif! 645 00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:01,266 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! 646 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:02,559 (Gun clicks) 647 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,531 Whoa! 648 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:24,789 Topper? 649 00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:32,589 [Newscaster] And in other news president Benson is returning to Washington today 650 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:35,800 to speak to the nation in what experts are calling 651 00:51:36,325 --> 00:51:38,759 the pivotal address of his political career. 652 00:51:38,827 --> 00:51:40,761 [Pencil sharpener grinding] 653 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,895 - How is the speech coming, sir? - Hm? 654 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,147 Oh, I'm practicing my a's. 655 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,608 - This look like an a to you? - Yes, sir. 656 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:52,984 All right. 657 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:56,446 What have you got there, bill? 658 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:59,908 We just received word from Michelle huddleston. Topper Harley is missing. 659 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,577 - His boat has been demolished. - Oh, damn it! 660 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:03,661 (Gerou screams) 661 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,747 Every time I give an order, things gets screwed up! 662 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,249 Plan a reception, they bring the wrong hors d'oeuvres. 663 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,636 Appoint an ambassador, next thing we know he leaves the country, now this. 664 00:52:11,987 --> 00:52:13,338 Mr. President, we need a plan. 665 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:16,674 This may be our last chance to get the hostages out. 666 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:18,802 All right. 667 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,963 Now, here is where we are and here is where they are. 668 00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:24,933 - Oh, Jesus. Oh, god. - Oh, no time for prayer, Bob. 669 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,769 - Here's the target area. - That's Minnesota, sir. 670 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,038 Oh damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. 671 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,084 We don't have to traipse all over the world to fight. 672 00:52:32,114 --> 00:52:34,678 We can do it right here at home and get us some good fishing while we are at it. 673 00:52:34,793 --> 00:52:38,546 - Sir, the enemy is over there. - Then we'll fly them over here. 674 00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:41,324 They can bring their relatives too. We'll teach ice skating. 675 00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:44,786 - Do I have to think of everything? - But Mr. President, the hostages. 676 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,789 It is imperative that you act now! 677 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,130 Topper? 678 00:52:58,592 --> 00:52:59,634 Topper: Whoooaaa. 679 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,476 Topper! You made it! 680 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:15,817 That's right, Cindy, it's 23 minutes past the hour. 681 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:20,029 And now here's the buckinghams with kind of a drag. 682 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,204 You're bleeding. 683 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,164 I'll be all right. 684 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,418 Something else bothers me a lot more. 685 00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:38,423 Harbinger, where were you when the patrol boat arrived? 686 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:42,051 Below, sweeping the boat for bombs. What are you accusing me of? 687 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:46,180 Nothing, yet. But I want you to know I smell a rat. 688 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:47,189 Don't push me, lieutenant. 689 00:53:47,489 --> 00:53:49,423 Before you bagged your first babe... 690 00:53:49,491 --> 00:53:51,015 I was slitting throats for this country 691 00:53:51,093 --> 00:53:52,355 and making a damn good living at it. 692 00:53:52,427 --> 00:53:55,291 Hey look, I'm not saying I don't trust you... 693 00:53:55,563 --> 00:53:57,964 And I'm not saying I do, but I don't. 694 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:00,395 Save it for the enemy. We got a job to do. 695 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,955 Oh, look. I'm cut too. 696 00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,206 Oh. 697 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:17,712 Williams: They got me too. It's a real gusher. 698 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,215 Let's get going. 699 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:53,081 There's a guard at the gate. 700 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:54,958 He's mine. 701 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,834 Wait here. 702 00:54:58,462 --> 00:54:59,754 Topper. 703 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,761 - Topper. - Jesus! 704 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:09,597 Before we go in, you should know something. 705 00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:13,267 - What now? - Have you heard of Dexter hayman? 706 00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:14,978 The freedom fighter? 707 00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:19,357 Yeah, he won the nobel prize for inventing the artificial appendix. 708 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:23,528 Exactly. Dexter is one of the captives. 709 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:27,115 - He's my husband. - You've got to be joking. 710 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,367 If I was joking, I would say, 711 00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:32,620 "a rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar..." 712 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:34,330 Okay okay, he is your husband. 713 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:37,375 Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. 714 00:55:37,826 --> 00:55:40,670 He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. 715 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:44,173 He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. 716 00:55:44,483 --> 00:55:46,884 I so admired his persistence. 717 00:55:47,236 --> 00:55:51,139 Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him wouldn't hold him back. 718 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:56,019 He opened my eyes to the arts, music, clog-dancing, wrestlemania. 719 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:59,230 His work has meant so much to so many. 720 00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:01,983 And I owe him everything, topper. 721 00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,317 Everything. 722 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,486 I'm happy for you, kid. 723 00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:09,407 But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. 724 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:12,326 I left my heart in my other pants. 725 00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,231 Go. 726 00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:30,905 (Man answers in arabic) 727 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,201 Oy! 728 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,499 Ah! 729 00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:45,128 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 730 00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:00,351 (Imitates a monkey) 731 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,154 (Squeaks) 732 00:58:57,784 --> 00:58:58,951 (Horse whinnies) 733 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:11,547 Ah! 734 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:24,894 (Chicken squeals) 735 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,522 Mm! 736 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,609 (Chicken screams) 737 00:59:37,658 --> 00:59:39,408 Cock-a-doodle-doo. 738 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,288 President: The Iraqi coast. 739 00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,250 Oh, those bluffs look treacherous. 740 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,253 Hadn't counted on that. 741 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:55,049 But if god is on our side, we will rendezvous on Lincoln's wart by noon. 742 00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,134 That's it, men. 743 00:59:58,971 --> 01:00:00,471 We're going in! 744 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:04,892 President: My rescue mission was underway. 745 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,937 But two things kept running through my mind. 746 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,147 Would we get to the men in time? 747 01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:12,900 And why did I bring helium instead of air? 748 01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:25,246 I'll guard the rear. 749 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:30,501 Take the front door. 750 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,802 (Glass shatters) 751 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,199 The keys. 752 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:04,618 (Snores) 753 01:01:34,483 --> 01:01:35,649 (Guard mutters in arabic) 754 01:01:43,784 --> 01:01:45,284 (Guard snores) 755 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,996 (Music plays) 756 01:01:52,501 --> 01:01:54,043 (Lullaby plays) 757 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,393 - What? - Enough! 758 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:48,556 (Mouse sneezes) 759 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:51,392 I'll have a hamburger. 760 01:02:56,148 --> 01:02:57,189 (Alarm sounds) 761 01:03:02,744 --> 01:03:04,177 Where are the prisoners? 762 01:03:04,245 --> 01:03:05,177 Over there. 763 01:03:05,246 --> 01:03:06,178 Let's go! 764 01:03:06,247 --> 01:03:08,306 I'll take the back gate. 765 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,504 Now, that's a hell of a gun. 766 01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:27,761 - Where's Dexter hayman? - Villa compound 405. 767 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:41,275 Okay. I'm here. 768 01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:43,194 "Terrorist mountain." 769 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:46,947 "It's a small war." "Pirates of the persian Gulf." 770 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:51,619 "Hostage mover." Ah! "Dexter's dungeon." 771 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,677 Harbinger, what are you doing here? 772 01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:13,474 I was right, wasn't I? You sabotaged the other missions. 773 01:04:13,725 --> 01:04:16,393 - I find that unacceptable. - You got me wrong. 774 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,145 All these years, 775 01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:21,557 fighting, and shooting and killing. 776 01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:26,737 I just... I can't go on. I... 777 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:32,660 Hey, hey, hey, rainy face! Hey, proud warrior. 778 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:38,707 Let the sun come out, you big bad g.I. Joe. 779 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:44,213 You know, kitten, we all have permission to make mistakes. 780 01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:46,590 It's called "learning." 781 01:04:49,261 --> 01:04:53,055 You give your uncle topper 782 01:04:53,515 --> 01:04:55,349 a nice big blow. 783 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,373 I'm done. 784 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:24,962 Thattaboy. 785 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:36,724 Thanks. I can kill again. 786 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,226 - You've given me a reason to live. - Good. 787 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:42,563 Head for the gate. Plenty of bad guys to shoot on the way. 788 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:57,328 Everready bunny: Keeps going, and going, and going, and going. 789 01:05:57,579 --> 01:05:58,996 Nothing outlasts the... 790 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:00,664 Oh! 791 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,334 Yes! 792 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:51,423 (Iraqi soldier yells) 793 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:58,389 There's a copter pad half a mile away from the compound. 794 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,267 - That's our ticket out. - We can't leave. Not without Dexter. 795 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:05,562 Topper! Watch out! 796 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:29,169 (Music plays) 797 01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:44,184 For a moment there, I thought you were... 798 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,728 Gabriella sabatini? 799 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:51,024 I get that all the time. It must be the nose. 800 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:53,652 Ironically, I haven't picked up a racket in years. 801 01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:56,280 You saved my life. 802 01:07:56,489 --> 01:08:01,452 Topper, no matter what happens, I want you to know that 803 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,496 I never stopped loving you. 804 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,623 (Alarm sounds) 805 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,041 Let's move out! 806 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:11,920 You are the only one knows how to get to the copter pad. 807 01:08:12,172 --> 01:08:13,881 I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do. 808 01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:18,343 - We get the hell out of here. - No! Wait another 15 minutes. 809 01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:22,097 President: We could hear gunfire from the compound. 810 01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:25,142 From out of nowhere, a patrol boat appeared. 811 01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:29,188 How would we get past the soldiers on that boat? 812 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:33,150 Then, suddenly, it happened. 813 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:41,742 (Sniffing) 814 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,710 Take cover! 815 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,469 Guys. 816 01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:03,597 Jeez! 817 01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:05,641 That's it, good night. 818 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:16,944 (Rocket whistles) 819 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,574 War. It's fantastic! 820 01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:36,380 (Topper grunts) 821 01:10:10,290 --> 01:10:11,498 (Dog growls) 822 01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:17,880 Drop the gun! 823 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:21,884 Drop it! 824 01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:29,641 You will die, yankee bastard man. How you say? Like a dog. 825 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:32,644 Now march! 826 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,773 March! 827 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:45,866 Now, I kill you where you stand, you imperialist yankee-doodle dork of a pig. 828 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,061 Slippery rascal! 829 01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:25,822 Butcher of Baghdad. Hello? 830 01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,824 (Woman speaks arabic) 831 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,369 Well, hello. 832 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:31,620 Who is it? Who is it? 833 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:36,917 - Your wife, Hillary rodham Hussein. - Jesus, Mary, Joseph! I'm so stupid! 834 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:39,086 I was supposed to pick her up. At the laundromat! 835 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,089 Tell her I'm at the gym. No no no, I'm out of town. 836 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,092 On business. Bombing, gassing, a last-minute execution. 837 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:49,221 - Tell her something. Make it up. - I'm sorry. Just missed him. 838 01:11:50,431 --> 01:11:52,224 I owe you one. 839 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:05,487 Ali macgraw! My eyes. 840 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:13,161 You little...! I'm going to split you like a melon! 841 01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:19,209 Now I will kill you until you die from it. 842 01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:20,794 President: In a pig's ear. 843 01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,465 - Mr. President! - Suffering succotash! 844 01:12:25,717 --> 01:12:30,595 Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot, Saddam. 845 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,847 Ah-ha. 846 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,642 Uh-oh! 847 01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,019 Yes! 848 01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:41,314 My skin's made of asbestos. 849 01:12:42,025 --> 01:12:44,276 Tanning parlor accident at dien bien phu. 850 01:12:44,485 --> 01:12:48,196 Go on about your business son. I got a bone to settle with this guy. 851 01:12:48,448 --> 01:12:50,407 Yes, sir. I'll get Dexter. 852 01:12:50,742 --> 01:12:52,617 Let's make this a fair fight. 853 01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:00,709 Darth Vader's voice: I've been waiting for you, o big one. 854 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:04,713 We meet at last. The circle is complete. 855 01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:09,551 - Now I am the master! - Only the master of evil, Saddam. 856 01:13:11,012 --> 01:13:13,013 Your powers are... 857 01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:14,353 [Cough cough] 858 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,438 Normal voice: Your powers are weak old man. You should not have come. 859 01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:25,108 Yeah, well, I have. We'll settle this the Old Navy way. 860 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:28,028 First guy to die, loses! 861 01:13:29,436 --> 01:13:30,403 Hyah! 862 01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:37,308 Ohhh... 863 01:13:37,377 --> 01:13:38,969 Water... 864 01:13:39,045 --> 01:13:40,478 Water. 865 01:13:40,547 --> 01:13:41,479 Water, please. 866 01:13:41,548 --> 01:13:42,981 [Burble burble] 867 01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:46,004 - It's locked. From the inside. - No! 868 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:48,440 - Damn it! - We're gonna die! We all gonna die! 869 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,175 - Get ahold of yourself man! - Blow it! 870 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:52,803 - It's not our property. - Do it. Do it! 871 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:55,889 [Burbling] Oh, Mr. Geppetto! 872 01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:02,229 Go ahead. Shoot. You'll get nothing from me. 873 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,782 You are filth. I spit in the face of filth. 874 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:08,391 Dexter, I've come to get you out of here. 875 01:14:08,442 --> 01:14:09,374 You're American. 876 01:14:09,643 --> 01:14:11,074 Yes. I'm from america. 877 01:14:12,245 --> 01:14:12,605 Let's go. 878 01:14:12,807 --> 01:14:16,727 My friend, I yearn for freedom as much as anyone 879 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:19,204 but I run from no man. 880 01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:20,747 You've got to come with me. 881 01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,917 I can't walk. 882 01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,129 They've tied my shoelaces together. 883 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:30,632 A knot. 884 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:34,594 Bastards. 885 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:48,108 I'm aborting the mission. Envelope is closed. We're lifting off. 886 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,696 Taxi driver: Here you go. It's $4.50. 887 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:55,407 I didn't think you'd make it. 888 01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,534 Everybody onboard. We're getting out of here. 889 01:14:57,785 --> 01:15:00,620 What about the others? We just can't leave them. 890 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:23,977 Wait! I can't go any further. I need a drink. 891 01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,736 Okay. Right a bit. Whoa, stop there. 892 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:38,283 Down a bit, down a bit. There. It's not very cold. Is this filtered? 893 01:15:38,618 --> 01:15:41,870 Their artillery will be down on US in seconds. We have to lift off. 894 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,331 No! If we leave now we'll lose topper and Dexter. 895 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:48,168 But that's been the idea all along, hasn't it, Michelle? 896 01:15:52,924 --> 01:15:56,426 You're looking beautiful as ever, ramada. How did you know? 897 01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:59,888 I didn't. It all came together when I saw you here. 898 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:02,599 I thought back to your inscription in my yearbook. 899 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:05,685 You wrote, "remember all the fun we had in speech class 900 01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:08,605 and I'll fuck up your life if it's the last thing I do." 901 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:12,984 And then I realize where I had last seen this. 902 01:16:21,202 --> 01:16:24,246 What could I have done to make you so vindictive? 903 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,290 Goodness sake. You gals know each other. 904 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,085 Oh, ramada, how could you have been so blind? 905 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:34,089 You were always too wrapped up in being miss perfect college to notice me. 906 01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:38,301 Why should you concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? 907 01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:43,556 One fabulous day, one incredible experience. 908 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,976 I had no idea it meant so much to you. 909 01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,520 I remember that day as if it were yesterday. 910 01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,772 The exhilaration of experimenting, 911 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:54,943 sharing something so new, so dangerous, 912 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:58,989 - so intimate. - Go on. 913 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,825 Ramada: And I'll never forget the look on your face. 914 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:04,536 The way the sweat glistened on your hard body. 915 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:06,538 Then you tied my ankles. 916 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:09,916 Tighter. Tighter. 917 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:13,420 But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural. 918 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:16,840 Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport. 919 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:18,967 Bungee-jumping? That's it? 920 01:17:19,661 --> 01:17:20,000 Michelle 921 01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:23,054 how could you do this, how could you hurt so many innocent people? 922 01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:26,099 Oh, ramada! It was always so easy for you. 923 01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:27,767 How could you ever understand? 924 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,939 I had Dexter imprisoned because I wanted you to suffer 925 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,942 - as much as you made me suffer. - You fool! 926 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:42,574 And then when I discovered I couldn't win topper heart because 927 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:45,368 he still in love with you, I tried to have you all killed. 928 01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:49,539 He... he still loves me. 929 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:54,419 You turned your back on america 930 01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:58,673 because of your petty jealousy. You're gonna pay for this. 931 01:18:00,073 --> 01:18:00,897 [Splash] 932 01:18:07,046 --> 01:18:08,938 Ha ha. Good doggie. 933 01:18:09,883 --> 01:18:11,316 Ah... choo! 934 01:18:11,385 --> 01:18:13,512 Ah-choo! 935 01:18:13,587 --> 01:18:15,282 Ah... ch... 936 01:18:24,464 --> 01:18:25,658 Ooh. 937 01:18:25,732 --> 01:18:27,495 Ah! 938 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:33,792 Aluminum siding. Ten-year guarantee. I'll never have to be painted. 939 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:06,616 Hm. 940 01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:30,682 Do you have any idea where you're going? 941 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,601 Ha! You missed! 942 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:37,564 It'll take more than that to stop me, you devils! 943 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,190 Don't jiggle me. 944 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:43,319 Saddam: Advil! Midol! Get over here! To the helicopter. 945 01:19:43,571 --> 01:19:46,531 They dicked with the wrong dictator. 946 01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,616 This means war! 947 01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,830 You better let me handle this, son. 948 01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,791 Ew. You're so sweaty. 949 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,002 - Walters: I knew you'd make it. - It's about time. 950 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:04,299 - Michelle. - She's our saboteur. 951 01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:07,844 Topper, can you get me off the hook for old time's sake? 952 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:12,682 Sorry, precious no can do. You sold out the greatest country in the world. 953 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:17,187 And to think I wore your mole. Get her out of here. 954 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,568 Dexter? 955 01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:25,945 Ramada. 956 01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:35,163 Oh, dear Dexter. Look what they've done to your shoelaces. 957 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:39,959 Oh, my darling. You've no idea what I've just been through. 958 01:20:40,211 --> 01:20:43,796 But now we're together again. We have so much to look forward to. 959 01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:48,176 I want to do it all. Donahue. Geraldo. 960 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:52,263 Sally jessy. Oh, and who's that black chick? 961 01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:56,809 - Oprah. - Yes! Yes. Her too. 962 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:04,534 Let's go! It's getting hot here. 963 01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:06,986 Yoy go ahead I'm going back for the president. 964 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:08,696 Topper! 965 01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:11,407 I'm thought it over I'm staying here with you. 966 01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:14,661 No, you're not.You're getting on that copter with Dexter, where you belong. 967 01:21:14,912 --> 01:21:17,121 Why? I thought you loved me. 968 01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:20,283 Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you 969 01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:23,461 but no matter what I do, your face is on the tip of my tongue. 970 01:21:23,671 --> 01:21:24,837 Then let me stay with you. 971 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:28,341 Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. 972 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:30,635 I want to meet your parents and pet your dog. 973 01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:33,446 My parents are dead topper. My dog ate them. 974 01:21:33,973 --> 01:21:37,934 I'm sorry. We both know you belong with Dexter. 975 01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:41,062 You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. 976 01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:45,608 I'm no good at being noble, but do you have any idea what'd happen if you stay here with me? 977 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,110 Of course I do. 978 01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:51,656 Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. 979 01:21:51,738 --> 01:21:52,430 [Gulp] 980 01:21:52,506 --> 01:21:54,500 I'd fondle you in ways you can't imagine. 981 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:58,371 I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, 982 01:21:58,622 --> 01:22:01,082 for as long as you could possibly desire. 983 01:22:01,982 --> 01:22:04,473 [Engine starts] 984 01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:12,218 You better get going. You'll miss your takeoff. 985 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:18,766 Goodbye, topper. God bless you. 986 01:22:19,018 --> 01:22:21,603 Wait a second, let me get a shot of you two. 987 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:25,231 It'll be great visual for the talk shows. Let's just frame this up. 988 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:29,319 Closer together. Come on. Don't be shy. 989 01:22:29,528 --> 01:22:30,695 Put your arm around her. 990 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,823 I've almost got it. This is a great shot. 991 01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:36,284 My god, you're gonna love this! 992 01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:41,205 You know, under other circumstances, you'd make a great couple. 993 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:44,959 Oh, well. Say che... 994 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:48,296 You're moving too much. Quit spinning! 995 01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:50,173 This'll make me rich and f... 996 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:55,303 - He really was a wiener! - Don't get me started. 997 01:22:55,554 --> 01:22:58,598 Hold it there! Hold it! 998 01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:02,185 This buggy going to america? 999 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:04,020 Mr. President, I was afraid we may have lost you. 1000 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:05,647 Lost will yeah? Not a chance. 1001 01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:07,940 Shove over you guys. I got dibs on the window seat. 1002 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,813 [Yelling in arabic] 1003 01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:18,576 - Soldier: They're in my sights. - Just a second! This is personal. 1004 01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:25,083 We're too heavy. We need to lose some weight. 1005 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,330 Aah! 1006 01:23:45,519 --> 01:23:48,386 ♫ one can have a dream, baby ♫ 1007 01:23:48,455 --> 01:23:51,982 ♫ two can make that dream so real ♫ 1008 01:23:52,059 --> 01:23:54,653 ♫ one can talk about being in love ♫ 1009 01:23:54,728 --> 01:23:56,992 ♫ two can say how it really feels ♫ 1010 01:23:57,364 --> 01:24:00,424 ♫it takes two, baby ♫ 1011 01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:03,162 ♫it takes two, baby ♫ 1012 01:24:03,236 --> 01:24:05,261 ♫make a dream come true ♫ 1013 01:24:06,773 --> 01:24:08,502 ♫. Just take two ♫ 1014 01:24:11,244 --> 01:24:13,974 ♫ one can have a broken heart ♫ 1015 01:24:14,047 --> 01:24:16,914 ♫living in misery ♫ 1016 01:24:16,983 --> 01:24:20,077 ♫ two can really ease the pain ♫ 1017 01:24:20,153 --> 01:24:22,713 ♫like a perfect remedy ♫ 1018 01:24:23,990 --> 01:24:26,754 ♫ one can be alone in a crowd ♫ 1019 01:24:26,827 --> 01:24:29,625 ♫like an island, he's all alone ♫ 1020 01:24:29,696 --> 01:24:32,961 ♫ two can make it just anyplace ♫ 1021 01:24:33,033 --> 01:24:35,331 ♫seems just like being home ♫ 1022 01:24:35,402 --> 01:24:38,565 ♫it takes two, baby ♫ 1023 01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:41,766 ♫it takes two, baby ♫ 1024 01:24:41,842 --> 01:24:43,537 ♫me and you ♫ 1025 01:24:45,045 --> 01:24:46,672 ♫. Just take two ♫ 1026 01:24:49,182 --> 01:24:50,615 ♫ ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ♫ 1027 01:24:50,684 --> 01:24:52,083 ♫ whoo-oo-oo-oo-ooh ♫ 1028 01:24:52,152 --> 01:24:54,848 ♫ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh ♫ 1029 01:24:54,921 --> 01:24:57,856 ♫ ooh-oo-ooh ♫ 1030 01:25:01,094 --> 01:25:02,686 ♫. Just take two ♫ 1031 01:25:04,297 --> 01:25:05,730 ♫. Just take two ♫ 1032 01:25:07,033 --> 01:25:11,299 ♫ ooh, one can go out to a movie ♫ 1033 01:25:11,371 --> 01:25:14,169 ♫looking for a special treat ♫ 1034 01:25:14,241 --> 01:25:17,210 ♫ two can make that single room ♫ 1035 01:25:17,277 --> 01:25:20,337 ♫something really kinda sweet ♫ 1036 01:25:20,413 --> 01:25:23,849 ♫ yeah, one can take a walk in the moonlight ♫ 1037 01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:26,750 ♫ thinkin'that it's really nice ♫ 1038 01:25:26,820 --> 01:25:30,017 ♫but two walkin' hand in hand ♫ 1039 01:25:30,090 --> 01:25:32,217 ♫is like addin' just a pinch of spice ♫ 1040 01:25:32,292 --> 01:25:35,989 ♫ yeah, it takes two, baby ♫ 1041 01:25:36,062 --> 01:25:39,054 ♫it takes two, baby ♫ 1042 01:25:39,132 --> 01:25:40,622 ♫me and you ♫ 1043 01:25:42,302 --> 01:25:43,826 ♫. Just take two ♫ 1044 01:25:45,438 --> 01:25:48,407 ♫it takes two, baby ♫ 1045 01:25:48,475 --> 01:25:51,535 ♫it takes two, baby ♫ 1046 01:25:51,611 --> 01:25:54,045 ♫ to make a dream come true ♫♫ 1047 01:28:22,929 --> 01:28:25,295 Hot shots part deux was filmed in Hollywood 1048 01:28:25,310 --> 01:28:27,500 in front of a live studio audience. 1049 01:28:27,767 --> 01:28:29,667 [Tape playing backwards] 1050 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:32,000 Subtitle ReDone By---KingJAIN77479