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Come on, Hawks.

Run it to their

Rams. The ball. Jeez. I can't believe it.

Most Rams got the ball.

Damn. Fuck you.

Oh, come on. Get him.

Intercept. Intercept. No. Come on. Touchdown. Gee.

Well, Gertrude, that's Bill Yubel. He's the Rams halfback.

They're the other team, Gertrude.

Sorry, Bucky.

And that flanker back Lee Williams. Christ.

He never misses a kick.

That son of a bitch.

There goes that bill you bell again. Shoot.

Ramblin's peeping the pants off us.

Now, Bucky, don't get so upset.

You know what the Fourteenth and half,

and then we're in the big five.

Bucky, isn't that number thirty nine Jim Norris their full tail?

Full tail? It is Jim Norris. It's their pullback.

The ramp that's knocking the crap out of us.

It's in freaking shape.

Bill Yubell, number twenty five.

Lee Williams, number twenty seven.

Yeah. Yeah. How do they do it?

Oh, Jim Norris, thirty nine.

You know, it must be coach Henson.

Mother hen Henson. Mhmm. Maybe.

A secret formula, Bucky.

Yeah.

Where does a dump like Ramily get all that piss and vinegar from anyway?

Bucky.

K. Give us an r. Give us an r.

Give us an r a m. Give us a b. Give us an l.

Give us an I n g.

Rambling. Rambling.

Yay, Rams.

Hello? Sherry speaking.

Come up and see me at the VG clinic.

Number one, Hen Hanson. Number one. Number one.

Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one.

Number one. Number one.

Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one.

Number one. Number one. Number one.

Number one. Number one. Number one.

Number one.

Number one.

Number one.

Oh, and here's the mother hen Henson.

Hand to this little chicken.

And then

oh, and here's the vacations.

The longer, the better. Right on, fifty.

The longer, the better. Whoo. Good job.

Stop. I take water long.

So what are you guys gonna do for your vacation?

And, what did you have in mind?

On it, please.

Come on, girl.

I mean, are you gonna hang around here or what?

Well, we haven't decided yet.

Alright.

What I'm going to do,

I'm gonna spend the whole time in bed with Mailer and Salinger and Vonnegut.

Maybe I can slip in disguise this bitch, Gerald. Yeah.

Hey. We'll be back in there, like, about a minute.

Who's he? I don't know. He looks awfully familiar. Yeah.

He does.

Maybe he doesn't.

I wonder what he's doing here anyway.

I think I know a way that we can find out.

Just leave it to me again.

Well, boys, that's it. Any comment?

Well, it sounds great with you, mister Rammie.

A week in Bell Harbor.

And all expenses paid. I don't know, mister Landon.

Rammling has been really good to us,

and I don't think I could do that to him.

Tim, football isn't a popularity contest.

Somebody always gets hurt. Right?

Let's look at it this way.

What does rambling you have to offer?

A second rate academic program,

a poorly financed athletic department.

And what about stats?

A degree from rambling you is practically meaningless in the right places,

if you know what I mean.

I don't know. Alright.

What does state you have to offer? My everything, Jim.

Everything.

A degree from state you is your passport to success.

That is if you qualify.

That's why we're inviting you down to our conference in Bell

Harbor.

We'll see if we like each other and if you're the kind of

individual state you can accept.

Now if you prove your athletic ability,

we can arrange a scholarship and a very lucrative living allowance.

Well, boys, what's your decision?

It sounds okay to me. It's okay here. Help me in.

Well, good.

That's settled.

I'm sure you'll have a great time at Bell Harbour.

After that, god willing, we'll see you off to Stade You.

Whoops.

I really want to meet coach Wilson.

Oh, well, he'll be there too,

and I'm sure he'll give you a stimulating workout.

That son of a bitch is offering them the world.

A degree from state u is a passport to success.

Goddamn it. Rambling u is in real trouble, traders.

What are we gonna do? I don't know Monica.

Don't they shoot traitors? Only in time of war.

Well what do you call this?

Heavy.

That doesn't.

We'll just fight fire with fire.

Oh like in the towering inferno.

Come on, coach. You may listen to us.

And if our guys sign up at State U,

where are we next year?

Let's face it, coach. It's bad news.

Don't you girls think they're over reacting?

I heard it with my own ears.

Langley is offering them scholarships, money, everything.

You believe I think of sleep sex?

Hats off to modern technology.

Look, coach. What is Rambling U going to do?

Nothing. Loving? What?

Girls, I realize that if our star players go to state

you, the Rams are lost.

Now you gotta realize that we are a small college.

There's no way Ramsden can afford a recruiting program.

The best we can offer them is a damn good education.

Education?

Well, well, maybe if you talked with them.

I don't think that would accomplish anything.

Besides, I've been looking forward to this camping trip all year.

And in the morning, I'm going straight to the mountain.

In the team's van?

Sure. I'm the coach.

So sure. Yeah. Well, thanks for everything, coach.

Have a nice trip. I hope it's off a fifty foot cliff.

Okay. See you there, girl.

Alright, girls.

I'll give you thirty seconds to tell me

who this famous personality is.

Okay?

Who do I look like? Gertrude Stein. No. Attila the Hun.

Come on, girls. Be serious.

I'll give you a hint. She's a famous movie star. Harper Mar.

I got it. Lassie.

Funny. Don't you think I look like those?

No.

Look what I have.

Fresh blue brownie. God. I'm so hungry.

I'm so

sorry.

Oh, you make these yourself? I sure did. Monica?

Sissy, you're a regular. Julia Child.

Hey, Tony. Somebody. Give me a towel.

I wanna take a shower. Come on.

You can take your shower with me.

Here's your towel.

Oh, oh, oh, cut out now. Cut out now. Oh.

I'm so cute.

Yeah. But he's a traitor.

You girls are about as much fun as an autopsy.

And I suppose at a time like this, you wanna cut up.

Well, what the hell are we supposed to do?

Mope around for the rest of our lives?

Well, nobody likes to be on a losing team.

You know, damn well, once our boys go to Bell Harbor, we're sung.

Well, Maybe they won't like it there.

Or maybe those state you dudes won't like them. I doubt it.

Hey. Maybe she's right.

Bad chance. No. No. No. What if they don't play well?

What if they really screwed up?

What if they had such a miserable time that they'd

reject Stait U's offer or vice versa?

No way. Have you ever been to Bell Harbor?

It's beautiful.

The beach, the sun, holy shit. No, Cheryl.

You're missing the whole point.

What if four little cheerleaders took a little trip

to Bell Harbor and deliberately sabotaged their whole conference?

Yeah.

And while they're down there,

maybe recruit some new State U players and come back to

rambling you as a hero.

Hero win.

The hard stuff?

Look, girls.

I hate to burst your bubble,

but how are we supposed to accomplish all this?

We don't have any scholarships to offer them,

and we have no money to bribe them with.

What do we have?

What do we

have?

Here's what we have.

Here?

Oh, we've got the greatest asset rambling you ever had, us.

And are we gonna use it? Yeah.

Monica, I think you got it. Is it catching?

Now the big problem, wheels, red, and a place to stay.

Well, I've got fifty dollars. And I've got about the same.

Well, I can scrape up another.

Good.

I can dig up fifty, so that makes two hundred and fifty.

Well, that should cover food and gas.

But what about wheels and a place to stay?

Well, I've got the wheels. Come on, Vatty.

You'd have to pay a junkyard to take that wreck.

We gotta get there fast.

What we need is a van or something like that. Yeah.

Maybe we can get a tent. Tent?

You know, go camping out.

Like coach Henson.

Coach Henson.

Van?

Tent?

What do you think, girl?

Damn. He's gross. He's good.

Yeah. How'd you make him?

I'll whisk him in some brownie mix and

What's that?

What do we want? A real gray team. How do we get it?

We create a real meme. How do we do it? Sabotage, sabotage.

Yay team.

One, two, three, four. Who do we put out for?

Rambling you, rambling you. Yay team.

Five, six, seven, eight. What the hell are we gonna make?

Super teams, super teams, yay team.

We're hot to trot to make our team ends.

We'll wheel and deal and stop the rest.

We'll woo them to win them and won't give out a night and

we'll bring them back to Razzig if we have to make them

all night.

Mission.

Got it, mission.

It's Tom Harbor.

Well, girls, how do you like it? Dynamite. I love it.

Well, at essence, the wall's is off, but it'll poof.

Oh, I love it. This is what I call rubbing it. Yes. I know.

It's like going back to nature.

Well, that should about do it.

Are you ready for the recruits, girl?

The question is, are they ready for us?

Hey.

Right. Hang up.

Damn it. I don't believe it.

They've got Stanley Cross from Alabama U and Bruce Jacobs from

UCLA. Let me see.

Can you see OJ Simpson?

I don't see miss Stevens.

Who's he? He's only Saint you's best player.

You played on the all star team this year. Oh, he cute.

What do you think? Oh. They could huddle over me anytime.

Cheryl, what do you mean? How should we approach this?

Why not the rare approach? Oh.

I like that. Oh, you would. Listen, Tony.

We can't make it obvious.

We've got to make it look casual like.

That sounds great, but how? Damn it. I don't know.

Uh-oh, girls. We've got competition.

A rat.

What is it? Let me see.

Come on. We passed it. You passed the binoculars.

Oh, you're welcome. Quit hogging the glass.

Will

you Hey.

Come on. It's my turn.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, double rat.

They're so tiny.

Thank

you.

Well, what's so wrong?

Those girls, that's what's wrong.

So that's Langley's bait. Yeah.

And the guys are taking a quick line and sinker.

Gonna make our work a lot harder, girls.

Maybe we could have them eliminated.

Oh. We could hire a hitman.

Oh, sure. What are we gonna pay them with?

Well, maybe they take credit cards.

So girls, I'm getting hungry.

Let's go back to camp. Oh, you girls go ahead.

I'm gonna look around a while. Okay.

Okay. We'll see you later, Barb. Take care.

I can have you arrested as a spy.

Oh, I wasn't spying. I Oh, yeah?

Hey. Aren't you Mitch Stevens?

Sounds familiar.

Yeah, that's who I am, Mitch Stevens.

Well, why aren't you out there?

Why should I? I'm, already recruited.

Oh, of course.

Oh, I'm sorry. I Don't tell me.

You're from Rambling

U, and you're a cheerleader.

And your name is let me think. Your name is Monica. Monica.

That's right.

Well, Monica,

what are you doing in, Bell Harbor?

Oh, we're just here on vacation.

Oh, who's we?

My girlfriends and I.

We just decided to come here for a few days.

Well, do you always travel with these?

Oh, just checking out the scenery.

Yeah. The scenery is pretty lovely from here, isn't it?

Have you noticed the curves on the shoreline?

You know, and I also really like how the way the dunes stack up.

Yeah. All in all, I'd say it's a pretty beautiful picture.

Well, Mitch, it's been nice meeting you,

but I have to go now.

Hey.

Why don't we get together sometime,

let's say tonight around eight o'clock at the rat's nest?

Rat's nest? What's that?

It's just a hangout for the players. Hey. Listen.

It's a real dive. You'll love it.

I'll see you there.

Gee. What's up?

I think I've run out of gas. You can help me out?

I don't think so.

But I think you can help us.

One, two, three, four.

Wow. He's something.

Now I can see why you really want him on the team.

How'd you figure that one out?

Well, I don't know.

I guess I'm just right.

This place is really the living in.

Whose end are you talking about? Alright, girls.

Fun time is over.

Now we move on to phase one, approach and attack.

I'll take Stanley Krause. That's the one I wanted.

Both of you can have him.

Tony, you're on your own.

I'll work on Mitch if he ever gets here.

You know, if you can get Mitch Stevens to sign up with the Rams,

that would really make the headlines.

Speak of the devil.

Oh, Steven. Oh, Monica, do you wanna switch?

You gotta be kidding.

Now get out of here.

Well, I see you made it.

Oh, hi, Mitch. Yeah. I had nothing else to do.

Nothing else to do? Thanks a lot.

Oh, I didn't mean it that way.

What I meant was not I think you better stop while you're ahead.

Okay. What are you drinking? I'm drinking. Bartender.

Two beers.

I sure would like to dance.

You wanna dance? Stop you stupid.

Oh.

I sure would like to find some nice southern gentleman who'd

like to dance with a couple of southern males like us.

Aren't you from Alabama?

Yes, ma'am.

Well, wouldn't you like to know where we're from?

Yes, ma'am.

God.

I thought you'd never ask.

Well, we're from the south too.

You know,

grids and black eyed peas and Billy

Carter.

Yes, ma'am. Well, wouldn't you like to dance with us?

Yes, ma'am.

Is that all you can say is yes, ma'am?

No, ma'am.

Hey. That's amazing. We're both majoring in biology.

Yeah. Hey.

You never told me what you're doing here for the summer.

I'm working for my professor.

He has a lab set up on his boat. Damn it.

That reminds me. I have to go check out some tests.

You wanna come along?

I'll show you the lab.

Sure.

I'd love to.

Hang in there, Sissy. Remember it's for rambling you.

Stanley, why don't you go over and wait for it by the door?

What, ma'am?

I said, why don't you go over and wait for us by the door?

The door?

Yes, ma'am.

You gotta do now? Nothing.

Just keep your eyes and ears open, and we'll find a way.

Just remember, act surprised.

Well, I'll be an ice cube in hell, girls.

Look who's here.

Well, just jump on my back and call me Trigger.

If it isn't rambling news, fine.

What are you guys doing here?

Getting down to kill some time.

Yeah. I can see that.

I thought they came down. What a coincidence.

We're all here together.

Isn't it a coincidence?

Tell us, Bill, do your playmates have names?

Yeah. I'm sorry. Cheryl, Tony, Monica, and Cissy.

This is honey, ginger, and sugar.

Sounds like a recipe for a fruitcake.

We're awfully pleased to meet you.

Thank you.

Oh, you're those little cheerleaders from Rambling U.

I've always admired you, girls.

You know, it's just amazing how you get the courage to get up in front

of a crowd and make fools of yourselves.

I think it's just wonderful how you cheerleaders give your all

for your team.

Oh, well.

We'd love to stay in Chit Chat, but we do have reservations.

Ciao. Ciao.

Toodle loo.

Up yours. Adios, amigo.

Listen, I'm going with Mitch. See what you can find out.

See you later.

Now what are we going to do?

Let me handle it.

Just get Stanley and be ready to leave in a minute.

What makes you think he's gonna come?

Just tell him we have coal, red, and green. He'll come.

There.

You bet. Now you guys are gonna just love state news.

The preview looks good. Yeah.

Well, there's a few things you'll have to get adjusted to.

What do you mean by that?

The state news standards are far superior,

and you won't find any cheap cheerleaders there.

I don't know if mister Langley mentioned it to you, but,

he's throwing a cocktail party tomorrow afternoon,

and he wants us all there.

Oh, yeah. And what's that for?

Oh, it's just a little get to know you party.

You'll meet the dean and his wife and the faculty members.

Are you ready? Yeah. In a minute.

Okay. Oh.

Oh. Oh. It's better.

Now I'm ready.

Come on. Come on, Stanley. Let's go.

All right, buddy.

Put your hands up.

What about Fleetwood Mac?

Oh, yeah. They're great.

Yeah.

Aren't they?

Do you like The Grateful Dead? Sure.

I love them.

They have all their albums.

Hey. So do I. Hey? Well, this is it.

This is where the lab is. What do you think?

Oh, not bad.

What's he researching?

Well, don't laugh now, but,

we're finding ways to control human parasites.

Oh, you mean like fleas and lice?

Yeah. And much more.

Here.

Wow. This is great. Yeah.

Hey.

What's pitharius pubis?

Oh, those little buggers are crabs.

Crabs? Oh, where'd you get them?

Off a toilet seat. Where else? No.

Are you all set for next year?

I mean, have you registered for the next semester yet?

You mean am I gonna play for State U or not?

Well, yes.

Well, I haven't officially registered, and

so far there haven't been any better offer.

Oh, you mean you'd consider another offer?

Well,

maybe.

What do you have in mind?

Mitch, I'm gonna level with you. Yeah?

The girls and I aren't here on vacation.

We're here to recruit some new players for the Rams.

If we strengthen just a couple of our positions,

rambling you would be unbeatable.

What do you think?

I think you're adorable.

No. I mean about the team.

Hey.

I think they're a good team, but I think you're dynamite.

You really think so? Yeah. You mean about the team?

I really don't know, but,

let me see.

Yeah. They're good.

I better go, Mitch. Hey. Just like that? Yeah.

I have to get up early. I have a lot of things to do.

Hey.

Will we be able to see each other soon? Okay?

Okay.

Try to understand, Stanley.

If you sign up with the Rams,

that will mean we'll have the best tackle of any school.

Now how about that, Stanley?

I don't know, ma'am.

He needs more wine.

Look, Stan.

If you sign with the Rams,

you could possibly go to the Rose Bowl.

I can see the headlines now.

Stanley Krauss single handedly wins the Rose Bowl game.

I don't know, ma'am.

What don't you know, Stanley?

Leave me alone with him for a while.

What have we got to lose, Cheryl? Okay.

Well, I sure could use some fresh air.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me too.

That sound like a good idea.

You stay here.

Stanley, you know,

we could offer you more than a scholarship in football.

Yes, ma'am.

Wow. Your muscles are so tight.

Bet it's from carrying all those heavy balls.

You need a good massage.

Doesn't that feel good?

Yes, ma'am.

That's better.

Doesn't that feel good?

Now I bet you'd like to see what we can

really do for you.

Uh-huh.

Yes, ma'am.

You know what else, Stanley? It's only half of it.

What do you think?

Wouldn't you like to tackle this?

Uh-huh.

Yes, ma'am.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Will?

Well, I don't know, ma'am.

Oh, god.

Let me handle this.

Bye.

Okay, Stanley. Are you ready for the second half?

Come real close.

Yes, ma'am.

Women, it's all up to you now.

And by the way, some balls.

Remember, it's for

Bradley.

Okay, Stanley.

It's your turn to play defense now, baby.

Forty one. Thirty two. Fifty nine. Height.

Well, Stanley, are you ready to score anyone's touchdown?

Oh, fine.

Yeah.

Fun time. Yay.

He

what?

Signed up with the Rams?

That's right, mister Langley.

We tried to warn you about those girls.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I know.

But how was I to know those cheerleaders were recruiters?

Alright.

They outsmarted us with Stanley Krause,

but we'll be one step ahead of them this time.

What I want you girls to do is keep your eyes on those

rambling you guys,

and don't let those preposterous pom pom pussycats near them.

Do you understand?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

And another thing.

Keep those cheerleaders away from my cocktail party.

Yes, sir, mister Langley.

Okay, boy.

Remember when you get this heap started,

I want you straight out of this county.

And I don't ever wanna see your face again.

Got that? Yes.

No way. They got security all around the house.

I think they're on to us, Monica. There's gotta be a way.

We've just gotta get in.

What are we gonna get in for?

Look, dumb dumb,

we have to find a way to make that cocktail party a bomb.

We don't want our guys to have a good time, now do we?

Well, I guess not.

Well, why don't we throw our own party instead?

Oh, come on.

Hey, hey, that's a great idea. You mean no? No.

I mean Friday night.

We'll show our guys what a real party is.

Yeah. Yeah. That that's great.

But, how do we go about screwing up Langley's party?

I don't think there's just gotta be a way.

Who about a disguise? Oh, you must be kidding.

I've got it.

I've got it.

Boys.

This is Dean Higgins

and missus Higgins.

How you doing?

How you doing?

Yeah. This is Bill Ubelle Nice to meet you.

Lee Williams Sir? And Jim Norris.

Oh, how you doing?

Soon to be formally with the Rambling University Rams.

Very pleased to meet you, young man.

You must find it very exciting to have the chance to be

accepted by one of the most prestigious schools in the country.

Don't you think so, my dear?

Oh, yes. Yes. Indeed. You should be very honored.

Martin, punch anyone.

Oh, just a little.

Oh, do you have any beer?

No, dear.

I do hope that you boys will be an asset to the university

scholastically as well as athletically.

Thank you, John.

Cheers. Cheers.

What's in the punch? Absolutely nothing.

Mom, we're gonna have to fix that.

Cheryl, see what's in the kitchen.

Sissy, start hawking your brownies. Okay?

Tony and I will do the same. Right.

Right.

And I'm sure you'll enjoy our golf course. Yes.

I'll be by here. I'll be right back.

I'll have a sweet tooth and hang later.

Later. Bye.

Tell me, boys. Are you finding Bell Harbor enjoyable? Yeah.

It's just fine. Well, you certainly should.

Yes. It's, very nice to be here, ma'am.

Isn't this a wonderful old house?

Brownies any more? Oh. Oh. No. Thank you, dear. Try one.

They're really good and practically no calories.

Well, if you insist.

This house has quite a history.

And did you boys know it's supposed to be haunted?

My, these brownies certainly are good.

Aren't they, boys?

Yeah. I hope they are.

We'll have another.

It seems the original owner was a sea captain,

and he returned home one day to find his wife and another

gentleman in a most shocking situation.

What kind of situation was that, ma'am?

What happened next, ma'am?

Well, he killed them. That's right.

Killed them both right upstairs.

And they say that even until this day,

his wife and her lover still haunt those rooms.

Really?

Brownie?

Yes. Thanks.

Jesus. You look familiar. What's your name?

Maria. That's it. Maria Gonzales.

Maria.

Aren't you

the girl

that I

speak English.

Adios.

Langley, I'm sure they're quite capable,

but I cannot give my approval until I personally see them play.

Oh, but, Dean, their academic records are perfect.

Screw their brains. Can they play?

But but I guarantee it, sir. I cannot accept that.

I want to see them play. It's my neck, you know.

Well, then how about day after tomorrow? That's just fine.

Young lady. Yes, sir?

Another one with those brownies, please.

Hey, Mitch Stevens. Hey, I can't believe it. Damn.

Hey, you know, I can't wait to introduce you to the other guys.

They really think you're something, bitch.

Hey, well, listen, it's just gonna have to be some other time.

I really gotta get to work.

Okay?

Oh, yeah, hey, okay.

See you.

See you at, Frank.

You won't believe this, young man, but when I was young,

I had quite a figure.

So many gentlemen proposed marriage to me.

And it would make your head spin.

Oh, and I was quite a dancer too.

Oh, I still am. I feel as graceful as the wind.

I really don't know what you've seen.

I was trapped from rambling you. Oh, hold boy.

Just so low. Punch?

Oh. Oh.

I'm sorry.

Push me. I didn't push you.

Make my ex the sneaky cheerleader bitches.

Mom,

Monica, well, I tried.

It was your idea.

Well, how was I to know it would back fire in our faces?

That's the greatest kick ass mother. Shoot.

We did a great job, damn it.

Hey. Anybody want some more brownie?

Did you ever consider having yourself committed?

Hey, Monica.

Oh, god. It's the bionic beauty. Hold the fort, ladies.

I'll be right back.

Hey. What is he saying?

He's saying, looks golf.

You and me go make whoopee my tippy.

Oh, and she's saying, why red butler.

I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

Don't give me any of your bull woman.

When sunset, you, me, go make much hampum.

Humpum for wabum?

No wampum. No. Humpum.

Well, how did it go? I have a date with Mitch.

You have them for welcome.

Come on now. Let's get back on the track.

What are we gonna do about the guys?

Damn it.

Come on, Monica. Get with it.

And wipe that ghostly smile off your face.

Ghostly.

Ghostly. Girls, I've got it.

Come on.

Wow. This place is really creepy at night.

Are you sure this is gonna work?

I don't know, but Monica said so.

That's easy for her to see. She's out on a date with Mitch.

Come on. Let's move it.

I don't wanna go. What's wrong now?

Well, it might really be haunted.

Get your hands back on the ladder.

Well, what if it really is?

Listen, you guys, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Okay, Cheryl. Move it or lose it. I'm not gonna go first.

Okay, Sissy. You go. I'm not going. Well, I'm scared.

No chicken shits. Alright, follow me.

Hey. I'm up here, you nineties.

What are you thinking about?

Us.

Them?

And also how I should be thinking about the girls and

how they're doing without me.

What's the matter?

Shh. Listen.

How's that?

How do you think it sounds like?

Sounds like somebody's having a lot of fun. Jesus Christ.

Stereo.

John, don't ever leave me.

Please

don't leave me.

Holy shit. That must be the captain's wife.

Get out of here.

There is no such thing as ghosts.

Oh, John. That must be the captain.

Let me go.

Christ, how many wives do you have?

I'm scared.

What are you scared, Bob?

Worst thing that happens, getting laid by a ghost.

Oh, captain.

Please don't shoot him.

Oh, captain, don't shoot me.

I'll do anything.

How about they fall for this ship?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Right in my own house.

You

don't get out.

And don't come near this house again. Do you hear me?

We did it. We spooked the trainers.

I bet you we scared the shit out of those bastards. Yeah.

We're going through the kill at the pom pom beach party.

You.

You.

I don't know what moral principles they taught you at

rambling you, but at state you, they are high.

Gentlemen, I'll see you first thing in the morning.

Jim? Monica.

Okay. Bye.

Damn. They've been grounded.

What? Grounded?

What happened?

Langley grounded them for having girls in their room last night.

Shit. So rude again.

And we did it all by ourselves. What about the party?

We'll have a party and with our guys too.

Come

on

Hey, Jim.

Come on. It's party time.

Hey, come on, Cheryl. Why don't you leave with me, okay?

I'd love to. I'd love to dump every creep here, but I can't.

I'm one of the hostesses.

Hello.

Hi.

Gosh, I sure would like to get to know you.

I'd like to get to know you too, but not now.

Maybe later, sweetheart.

Oh,

We're gonna break their asses once a bra.

I'll take care of this with one little phone call.

Later.

Okay.

He's on his way.

Well, boys, as I see it, you have only two choices.

You can stay here the rest of your lives,

satisfying your primitive desires and wallowing in your

stupidity, or you can leave instantly,

thus transcending this barbaric lowlife and rising to a higher,

more sophisticated class.

Well?

And as for you, Mitch, I'm very disappointed in you.

You represent the best of State U.

How could you allow yourself to be drawn down to their level?

Hey, look, mister Langley, I I resent the attitude you take.

You resent.

Must I remind you that you have signed for next season And that

you will represent St.

Hugh in the best of light?

You had no intention of ever joining.

You were just using me. Yeah.

I was trying to tell you all evening.

Look,

I I wasn't trying to use you.

I really like you, Monica,

and I wanna see you again and again.

Well, I don't.

I don't like liars.

Well, there's nothing else to do,

Sissy.

It's over.

Girls, I've gotta tell you something.

I've decided to quit the cheerleaders.

Oh, why? Oh, Monica. Come on.

You know we've got a rotten team who wants to root for losers.

Oh, we're gonna miss you.

Come on, sissy. Don't take it so hard. I can't help it.

Everything's just been going wrong.

First, we lost the guys, and, well, all these

can't I mean about the mosquitoes.

Damn things were driving me crazy.

I was just scratching and itching. Oh, great, girl.

I've got it.

Hey. What's pitharius pubis?

Oh, these little buggers are crabs.

Yeah.

Great. Let's get started.

These boys are as good as you say.

It can mean a great box office next season.

Hell, box office. What am I talking about?

I can get a great contract with the networks.

Thirty two sixty four forty eight.

Hut.

Well, boys, it proves one thing.

You can't put a monkey in a suit and expect him to behave like a man.

But there's no room for monkeys that state you.

And it's obvious that anyone from rambling you has no moral integrity.

Moral integrity?

Did you hear that guys? Moral integrity?

Who's the one offering these shady deals, Free scholarships,

unreturnable loans?

And for what? Because of our IQs? No.

They want a piece of meat that can play ball so they can raise their revenues.

Yeah. But when they talk, we don't have to go to class.

He's gonna pass us as as long as we're good on the field.

But one fumble, and you're out on your ass.

You know what, mister Langley?

Why don't you take State University and shove it about

ten feet up your ass?

Yeah. Alright.

You know it, man. You know it.

Mitch.

Mitch, don't listen to them. They don't understand football.

They think it's just a game.

I'll tell you right now, though, it's big business.

And if you're smart,

you won't pay any attention to what they're saying.

Hey, look, Mr. Lamia, I don't think the way you do.

And here's your contract.

Hey Monica.

Do you think, I'm acceptable material for rambling you now?

Well, what do you think, girls?