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Hey.
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Sir, your wife is very drunk.
We've had to remove her
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from our establishment, so now she's
on the streets, like rubbish.
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Jesus! Fucking open your eyes!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, Rob!
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They're gonna give me a breathalyser.
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What... What?
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I'm not gonna pass it.
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What?
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I'm sorry!
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Your offence showed brazen disregard
for the safety of others.
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While you claim custody would
be distressing for you,
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incarceration is the only
appropriate response.
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Your sentence is one of
six months' imprisonment.
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You may go down.
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Judge Hickey will preside in
the case of Robert Norris...
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You're up. Go on!
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...the Road Traffic Act 1991.
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- Zip your fly.
- What?
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- Your fly's undone. Zip your fly.
- OK, no, it's no problem.
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Following Mr Norris's
arrest, blood was taken,
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and he was found to be 40
milligrams over the limit,
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- the limit being 80.
- Mr Norris?
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- Judge Hickey.
- Call me "sir". We're not in Kansas.
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Sir Hickey, when I was six years old,
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I watched my father.
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We don't have time for your
autobiography, Mr Norris.
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Right. May I approach the bench?
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I don't see a bench.
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OK. I accept full responsibility
for my misdemeanour...
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crime. Er, but this incident was
entirely out of character for me.
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I was in a very difficult place
emotionally, Your Honour, sir,
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as it had not been long
since I found out that, er,
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my wife had...
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masturbated off a young
student, a college boy,
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on the roof of a nightclub.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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I'm sorry. I just thought if I could
deflect some of the stink onto you,
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300 years ago, if you'd
have pulled that crap,
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I'm the one who would've been sent
down, with a scarlet letter on me.
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300 years ago you were
SUPPOSED to drive drunk.
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- What, and you're Muireann?
- You're Muireann.
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Do you wanna drive?
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Oh, shit, sorry. Forgot.
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Not allowed to, because you're
a drunk driver and a fugitive.
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I'm not a fugitive. I turned myself in!
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You didn't turn yourself in!
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If you could've run away from
the scene of the accident,
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I'm a hundred percent
confident you would've.
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You wish you were a fugitive.
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You were arrested, so you're a criminal.
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A criminal in a neck brace.
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What a fucking catch!
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I mean, I feel like I'm under
surveillance with Sharon now.
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You know. It's, like, I never
had much privacy before,
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- but now it's, like, Stasi level.
- What's Stasi?
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- East German secret police.
- Well, at least she gives a shit.
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Most women would've flown
the coop after that stunt.
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That's true. But it's still... menacing.
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And you haven't drunk since?
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- No.
- Why not?
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What's changed, other than that
pussy magnet round your neck?
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Honestly, the only thing that's changed
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is that I now know that my
drinking could kill someone
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other than myself. I mean, I
didn't care if I got hurt,
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but I don't wanna kill any
civilian bystanders or my kids.
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You might not have cared
if you'd got hurt,
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but did you think about how
lonely I'd have been without you,
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you fat cunt?
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Can we talk about
anything other than me?
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With pleasure. Let's talk about me.
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How's your new girlfriend?
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Oh, I dunno, mate.
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It's moving at warp speed over here.
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She wants to move in. Got us a
family membership at the gym,
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which was, like, "Whoa, there, Nelly!"
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What's her name?
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- Nelly.
- Really?
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No, it's Tanya. Hey,
do you wanna meet her?
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- What you doing this weekend?
- I have community service
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for the next 215 weekends,
in a fucking charity shop.
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Christ. It's humiliating.
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Yeah.
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It's probably less humiliating than
having to ask a judge's permission
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to go to your wife's funeral
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because you backed over
her in the driveway.
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- Yeah.
- OK. Have a great weekend.
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- How'd you even know I was here?
- You told me.
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It was in your calendar.
I forget. Who cares?
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Honey, I'm on probation from the state,
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and they're doing a pretty good job.
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I'm accounted for. You
need to stop following me.
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Don't say it like that, like I'm
obsessed with you or something.
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This isn't Fatal Attraction.
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There's 25 pubs between
here and our house
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that I can't trust you to walk past
because you're a secret alcoholic.
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I'm not a secret alcoholic. I
told you that the night we met.
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OK, then. A lying alcoholic.
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This is inconvenient
for me too, you know.
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Seriously, why are there
so many pubs around here?
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Don't they have zoning laws?
It's, like, pub, JD Sports,
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pub, bike shop, pub, William
Hill, pub, Pret, pub,
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Pret, Pret, pub, Pret...
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So, how did you guys get into the whole
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cerebral-palsy charity scene?
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- My daughter has cerebral palsy.
- Oh! Oh, great.
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- Er, I mean, it makes sense that...
- I have cerebral palsy.
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Hey, have guys ever seen
Last Comic Standing?
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Do you guys watch that show?
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A cerebral-palsy guy did that,
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and he won the whole thing,
because, as you know,
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people with cerebral
palsy can do anything.
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I can't drive.
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Well... neither can I!
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Yeah!
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Any chance I can put my
appropriate-weight son on there?
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Fuck's sake.
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Play on the slide instead. Go on there.
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Hello! Cerebral palsy... busters.
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Do you wanna take us for lunch?
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I need a drink.
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I dunno if I can. They run
kind of a tight ship here.
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Nothing happens in charity shops.
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Just ask them if you can pop to Greggs
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for a fucking sausage roll.
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- I had Greggs for breakfast.
- What? You had breakfast at home.
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- Yeah, but then I passed one, so...
- "Just ask them!"
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OK! Jesus. Hang on.
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Sorry. Um, excuse me. Hi. Um,
that's my wife on the phone,
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and she's wondering
when my lunch hour is,
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- cos she's on her own with the kids.
- Oh, we don't take a lunch break.
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We just bring sandwiches in, in
case there's a lunchtime rush.
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OK.
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Yeah. It's not happening.
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Listen, why don't you take the
kids somewhere nice for lunch...
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- you know, treat yourself?
- Yeah! OK.
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Because, as we both know,
lunch somewhere nice
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with two loud, dirty children
under the age of four
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is a real fucking treat.
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See you at home.
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- I have my AA meeting tonight.
- Again?!
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Well, I mean, you don't really
graduate from alcoholism.
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So I'm supposed to watch Game Of
Thrones on my own, like a pervert?
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- Well, I...
- Fine.
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If anything designer
gets donated by mistake,
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put it aside for me, OK? Bye.
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Have you thought about a bit of therapy?
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We've thought about it,
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but we don't really wanna hear
our terrible problems out loud.
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Chris always likened
therapy to taking a shit.
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Better to do it in the therapist's
office than stink up your own home.
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I can only shit at home.
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Well, whatever works for you.
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Can't be easy being
married to a criminal.
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- Where's Jeffrey today?
- He's moved out,
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and moved in with Chris.
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Turned down a role in a Vin Diesel movie
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- to do Twelfth Night at the theatre.
- God, that's rough.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
- We fell out.
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But I'm quite happy on my
own in my bachelorette pad.
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I haven't put a bra on
before 4:00 PM all week.
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Hello!
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- Rob, right?
- Hi.
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- Thank you for...
- Oh, finish your biscuit.
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- Just, er, wanted to say that...
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I realised, what you were
sharing about your accident,
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that I was there! On Redchurch Street.
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- I was actually there that night.
- You were there?
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Yeah! I'm so relieved you're OK.
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I'm... not telling you
this to make you feel bad,
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but, um, I had to go to the
hospital too that night.
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I got... some of your
windscreen in my leg.
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Some glass splintered and cut
me, if you can believe it.
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I had no idea anyone
else... I'm so sorry!
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Don't worry about it! I'm just
glad you found your way here.
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A lot of people don't. For me,
it was losing my husband.
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He died five years ago next week.
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I was blacked out as usual.
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They think I probably
knocked over a candle.
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They got me out, the firemen, but
they didn't reach him in time.
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Oh, God!
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Jesus, I'm sorry.
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Oh, thank you, love.
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Oh, yeah! And you said in your share
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that you've been listening
to a lot of Radiohead.
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Try to get better, OK,
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not wank off to your little
man-feelings. See you next week.
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Jesus!
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So, was he, like, cooked,
or was it smoke inhalation?
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I dunno. I'll ask her next time.
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So, what age is she?
What's she look like?
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Er, 35, 60.
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She looks sorta mousy.
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Mouse-like?
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She looked like she was
transforming into a mouse,
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and then got interrupted mid-spell.
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Wow! So, you've been
thinking about her a lot?
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Well, it's just... I feel responsible.
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There's probably a statute
of limitations anyway.
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It's not a rape. She just cut her leg.
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If she was hurt, then, of course
we should help her in some way.
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All I'm saying is, was she really hurt?
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- She had to go to the hospital.
- Had to? Come on.
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And also, you know, you go out 11:30
on a Saturday night in London,
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you might get some glass in your leg,
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so whose fault is it really?
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I think we've seen it all now, yeah?
Let's go and get some nosh...
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- What?
- Can I have this?
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Don't you have one of those?
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- No.
- Gimme a look.
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Oh, come on!
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Let's have a look in that bin!
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Look at those guys, huh?
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What about this little fella?
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I want Daddy.
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Gimme a look at it. What's that?
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- Hello.
- Can I get this? - Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me. We're gonna be
closing soon, and... Oh, hey!
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Amanda?
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I was just at physio around the corner,
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and I remembered you saying
you were working here.
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Thought I'd drop in and
say hi, and get this.
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Oh, just so you know, I
inventoried that earlier,
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and somebody's replaced the
bishops with Monopoly hotels.
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I guess just remember, bishop,
hotel, and you should be fine.
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A plastic bag...
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You look stressed.
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Um, it's just... you know, I feel guilty
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that my wife is looking after
the kids, and I'm here,
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folding doilies.
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Well, look, think about it this way.
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At least you didn't burn your house
down while your husband was in it.
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- Wow!
- I'm joking.
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I mean, I'm not joking. That happened.
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But I always think, "What
would God want me to do?"
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Flagellate myself in my basement
for the rest of my life,
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or come to places like this
and help people like you?
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00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:27,139
You have to forgive
yourself. I forgive you!
241
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,042
- Oh, I...
- Are you OK?
242
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,205
I'm sorry. Yes.
243
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:35,259
Just... a little dizzy.
244
00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:38,739
Skipped lunch earlier, and between
that and my leg, I, er...
245
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:42,419
Could you... possibly... walk me home?
246
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,611
- It... It's really not far.
- I...
247
00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:47,259
Could I call you a taxi instead?
248
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,721
It's just I've been gone all
day. I really need to get home.
249
00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:54,299
No. It's OK. I... I get carsick.
250
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,840
It... It is fine. I'll manage.
251
00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:02,893
Bishop, hotel.
252
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:25,659
- What were you doing in Dalston?
- What?
253
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,699
Did you go drinking? Did you
go drinking under the bridge?
254
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:32,739
No! The lady with the limp
asked me to walk her home.
255
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,179
You walked the
glass-in-her-leg lady home?
256
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,984
- Well, I couldn't say no.
- Oh, my God.
257
00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:38,338
Her leg was hurting.
258
00:14:38,339 --> 00:14:41,705
- What do you want me to do?
- I want you to stop farting your guilt
259
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,744
onto some lady, who's taking
you for a ride, by the way.
260
00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:47,219
I can feel it. Seriously, you
need to get some advice on this,
261
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,003
because this is gonna end badly.
262
00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:50,345
You need to talk to a lawyer.
263
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:52,779
Get them to send a
cease-and-desist letter.
264
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:56,139
Cease and desist from
asking me to walk her home?
265
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:59,315
Do not get caught up in her shit, Rob!
266
00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:01,417
- Don't go there again!
- Fine!
267
00:15:01,419 --> 00:15:05,455
Seriously, why am I dragging
kids around fucking museums
268
00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:07,564
when you're working as an escort?
269
00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:09,827
Honestly, it'd be easier if you just...
270
00:15:09,828 --> 00:15:12,565
lived in China than this shit.
271
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,179
Spend what little time you have,
272
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,099
when you're not getting arrested
or having probation hearings
273
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,459
- with your family.
- She's a fucking fire widow
274
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,459
that I injured in a car accident
I'm trying to help out,
275
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:25,899
and who has a shaving of sympathy
for what I'm going through.
276
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,447
- Oh, please!
- How did you know I was in Dalston?
277
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,791
- Find my phone.
- What?
278
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:35,447
- The app thing.
- You need to stop surveilling me, OK?
279
00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:37,257
I'm not planning a bank robbery.
280
00:15:37,259 --> 00:15:40,618
I'm going to AA. I'm
working in a charity shop,
281
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:44,379
plus my real job, and I'm
doing the best I can.
282
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,579
And you're just... I mean, it's, like...
283
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,575
making a murderer up in here.
284
00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:50,859
Are you trying to DRIVE
me back to the bottle?
285
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:53,019
Oh, my God!
286
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,200
Now I've heard it all! Does
that make you feel good,
287
00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:58,859
- blaming it on me?
- It feels great!
288
00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:03,943
- Those are for Frankie's lunch.
- Really?
289
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,489
Did HE pay for 'em?
290
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,302
Or did I?
291
00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:15,840
Oh, my God!
292
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:20,788
The receipt's in the
bag. Have a good day.
293
00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:25,778
- Hi. - How are you?
- Yeah, just gonna grab those.
294
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,680
Sorry. It's just...
295
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,520
Um... just a minute.
296
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,659
That isn't the right
price tag for this pair.
297
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,259
- Hm?
- That's the wrong price tag.
298
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,788
Is it?
299
00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:59,899
- Did you swap the tag?
- Why would I swap a tag?
300
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,986
- Because these cost �150 more.
- Really?
301
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:06,650
- Well, that's... aggravating.
- Do you still want them?
302
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,468
Yes, I still want them.
That's why I'm buying them.
303
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,699
But I'd be grateful if you
could find the right tag.
304
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,011
You have the tag.
305
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,960
What?
306
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:28,869
I can only think that my son
must have swapped the tags,
307
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,640
- because...
- Your son picked out a waist-27 jean?
308
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,307
You know what? I don't
know how this happened.
309
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:39,065
- I know how it happened.
- But what's the big deal, really?
310
00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:42,237
Cos next month they're gonna be in
the sale for that price anyway.
311
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:44,073
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you work here?
312
00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:45,580
Because most of the time
313
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:48,480
it's the fucking owners who
determine if there's a sale on.
314
00:17:50,222 --> 00:17:53,188
Was it worth it, to get
some cheaper jeans?
315
00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:56,179
They're probably gonna be
too tight on you anyway.
316
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:58,308
- Pardon?
- You heard me.
317
00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:01,308
You know I could call the police.
318
00:18:02,468 --> 00:18:04,939
Do you think they're gonna put
you in some nice ladies' cell,
319
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,675
because you're a nice lady?
320
00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:08,597
There's no such thing.
321
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,097
And do you know where they
go, if you get arrested?
322
00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:14,668
They don't go with you.
323
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,939
Sir, my husband's an alcoholic.
324
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:27,139
My children don't have a father...
325
00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:30,019
this weekend, and it's just...
326
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:33,200
It's just really hard. It's
just really hard right now.
327
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:19,800
- Yeah?
- Oh, er... Is Amanda...
328
00:19:20,706 --> 00:19:22,518
I've got, er...
329
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:28,360
- I'm sorry. Are you a friend of hers?
- No. I'm her husband.
330
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,869
Hello?
331
00:19:49,871 --> 00:19:53,065
Hi. Oh. Is Rob there?
332
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:57,979
No. He left his phone here,
and a large Burger King bag.
333
00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,299
Hold on.
334
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,439
There's a orange Fanta
in it, and some socks.
335
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,329
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
336
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,179
He left about an hour ago.
337
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,360
He left... OK. Thanks.
338
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,680
I left the money for the... on the...
339
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,739
Rob! Rob!
340
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,059
Oh!
341
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,659
Agh!
342
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,059
Oh...
343
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,139
Mummy?
344
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,219
Oh...
345
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,859
"I'm so sorry. I had to pick up
my phone from the charity shop,
346
00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,880
and then by the time I."
347
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,196
OK!
348
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:05,791
OK.
349
00:21:09,362 --> 00:21:10,988
Can I help you?
350
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,801
Oh! Er, I was looking for Rob.
351
00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:17,400
- Oh, he's not at home. He's...
- May I come inside and wait for him?
352
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:23,259
Erm... do you know what? Let
me get the pushchair inside.
353
00:21:24,181 --> 00:21:26,532
Er, you know what? Actually, um...
354
00:21:27,368 --> 00:21:30,538
Let me give him a call,
because I can tell him that.
355
00:21:30,946 --> 00:21:32,313
Hey! What the hell?!
356
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:35,499
- Did she hurt you?
- What? No, I fell over.
357
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,829
You cannot come here.
358
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,352
You cannot come to my home.
359
00:21:38,353 --> 00:21:39,922
Why are you angry? I don't understand.
360
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,447
I just met your husband, OK?
361
00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,419
Your ALIVE husband.
362
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:46,516
You might not get jail
time for burning somebody
363
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:49,414
in a bullshit story, but you
should at least get a fine.
364
00:21:49,415 --> 00:21:50,821
I mean, are you even an alcoholic?
365
00:21:50,823 --> 00:21:52,406
Is your name even Amanda?
366
00:21:52,407 --> 00:21:55,019
It's probably fuckin' Joan.
367
00:21:55,571 --> 00:21:59,782
You called it. My smart
wife. She fuckin' knew.
368
00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:02,251
Rob, maybe we could talk about
this somewhere in private.
369
00:22:02,252 --> 00:22:04,899
Never come near me and my family again,
370
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,541
unless you wanna take another
trip to the hospital.
371
00:22:06,543 --> 00:22:07,859
That's too much!
372
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,899
- Come on!
- I'm sorry, OK?
373
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,587
I didn't mean that. I'm sorry.
374
00:22:12,589 --> 00:22:14,681
Have a... good evening.
375
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,782
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, you should be.
376
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,419
Because that scared everyone,
me, limp lady, the kids...
377
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,743
And the neighbours.
378
00:22:42,745 --> 00:22:45,219
Mike Walls just called
and asked if we were OK.
379
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:46,241
What you tell him?
380
00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:48,282
I told him to give me
back my cordless drill.
381
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,493
I am sorry.
382
00:22:54,743 --> 00:22:56,280
Can I ask you something?
383
00:23:01,068 --> 00:23:02,988
Were you unhappy the whole time?
384
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,779
Like when we had that weekend in
Margate, were you unhappy there?
385
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,547
What about when we
went to Whipsnade Zoo?
386
00:23:08,548 --> 00:23:10,179
Were you drinking in Whipsnade?
387
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,739
- No. Why would I...
- But you weren't happy.
388
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,579
You didn't love being a
dad and a husband enough
389
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,828
to not drink vodka in the basement.
390
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:21,109
Honey, those things can coexist.
391
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:24,059
Did you ever drive with the kids
in the car when you were drinking?
392
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:27,188
- No. God, no. I would never...
- Ah, so just with me, then.
393
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,099
Honey, I need you to try
and trust me again,
394
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:34,954
just so you don't worry or panic
395
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,462
when you don't know where I am,
396
00:23:36,463 --> 00:23:38,797
and feel like you have to track me.
397
00:23:38,798 --> 00:23:41,099
I'm not doing that cos
I don't trust you.
398
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,788
Well, then, why are you?
399
00:23:44,028 --> 00:23:47,509
Because I get scared
when I can't see you.
400
00:23:47,907 --> 00:23:51,899
OK? I had to look at you in
the mangled wreck of a car.
401
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,539
From the time it took me to run
from that shitty pizza place
402
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,619
to the car, I thought you were dead.
403
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,168
Oh, honey!
404
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,520
Agh!
405
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,939
Just don't die on me.
406
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:07,899
The kids would be fucked
if you die first.
407
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:12,099
Well, I mean, they'd be way
more fucked if you died first.
408
00:24:12,595 --> 00:24:16,837
Dunno about that. I don't feel
like much of a mother right now.
409
00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:22,328
I got caught stealing today
from a shop, with the kids,
410
00:24:22,329 --> 00:24:25,628
like a meth-head. I nearly got arrested.
411
00:24:26,681 --> 00:24:28,236
Why are you laughing?
412
00:24:28,238 --> 00:24:31,993
Because that's, like, a
garden-variety cry for help.
413
00:24:31,994 --> 00:24:33,688
Well, then, help me.
414
00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:35,499
Answer my cry for help.
415
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,298
What did you steal?
416
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:40,548
A dinosaur pillow and a pair of jeans.
417
00:24:40,549 --> 00:24:42,997
Oh, well, then, it's
just a matter of time
418
00:24:42,999 --> 00:24:44,937
before the SWAT team gets here.
419
00:24:44,938 --> 00:24:47,360
Fuck off.
420
00:24:50,513 --> 00:24:52,968
Check out Bonnie and Clyde here.
421
00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:36,259
I'm so sorry! I... It's the neck brace.
422
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:38,499
- Oh.
- I... Sorry. I just...
423
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,339
It's... Shall I turn around,
and then you can...
424
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,280
- Oh, sure.
- Cos then I don't... Yeah.
425
00:25:48,868 --> 00:25:51,139
Wait. No. Sorry. Sorry. Now I
can see you in the mirror.
426
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:53,779
What... Er, should I turn the light off?
427
00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:56,859
Yeah, that'd be great.
Sorry. Thanks so much.
428
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:59,375
- Ah!
- Ooh!
429
00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:05,376
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