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A sERB lAN El LM

Afe you insane? Haven't we aqfeed about puttinq away youf fl icks?

What's that? Give it to mommy.

Sofry, but it's not a biq deal .

I saw my fifst pofn when l was h is aqe. - How afe you , kiddo?

But youf dad wasn't staffinq in it!

Mafia , l'm sofry, l didn't mean it.

I duq up that DVD because Laylah cal led and wanted to see me today.

Baby, you want mommy to make you a toast? The jumpinq bfead !

Mom , what was dad doinq thefe?

Nothinq , hon . Just playinq with a qifl ffiend .

It's l ike a cartoon fof the qfownups.

Honey, l have to pay fof Petaf's sinqinq lessons.

-Bye, dad . -Bye, dad .

Easy on that whiskey. Rye kil ls sexual appetite.

That's why l dfink it.

-So, how's family l ife? -N ice.

How afe Petaf and . . . Mafia?

Yes , Mafia . They'fe fine.

Next yeaf Petaf's startinq school .

It'l l be intefestinq when they ask about his fathef's occupation .

H is fathef is a fine qentleman in a pfematufe fetifement.

The pfoblem with that pension is that it's not l ifelonq .

How much do you have stashed? 5 of 1 Ü qfand?

M ilos , you wefe mofe than just a pofn staf, you wefe an artist.

All actfesses you wofked with wanted to mafry you .

You'fe stil l an artist, but with a tempofary block.

And l 'm youf quafdian anqel . Listen .

Somethinq biq is about to happen . Artistic pofnoqfaphy

of the hiqhest level . Hefe, in Sefbia .

I n Sefbia? -Only filmed hefe, but fof the fofeiqn mafket.

Teffibly pfofessional . Phenomenally paid . lf you accept

you f family wil l be settled til l the end of Petaf's l ife.

The man's name is Vukmif. He'll cal l you in a few days.

Be nice to him .

Hefe's somethinq fof the juniof.

Wow, whefe's his pussy?

You didn't tel l me you bfouqht you f coppef bfo to the meetinq .

I came on my own . l knew you'd be sittinq hefe and couldn't miss

a chance to see you . l 'm youf qfeat admifef.

You'fe wel l pfeserved .

Who's the plastic sufqeon we have to thank to?

You know l started eafly. l don't need plastic yet.

Everybody needs it.

These don't.

So lonq , faqs . M ilos , you heafd my advice.

-A hookef! -A pofn staf.

Has-been .

You know the kind of wofk she did aftef you maffied?

I know.

No one could hand le a dick l ike she could .

A natufal talent.

Eunny she hasn't contacted hef dealef in the past few yeafs .

Is she off dfuqs?

Doubfful . A new, fich pfovidef, mofe l ikely.

You'l l alienate me ffom my ffiends if you keep checkinq on them .

Efiends, in Sefbia?

You can't check them enouqh .

I qotta qo.

Say hel lo to youf kid and his beautiful mom .

I 'm payinq fof the bite.

-So lonq . -Bye.

Sleepinq time, hands up.

-Dad? -Yes?

Know that ffiend of youfs , that you wefe beatinq in the video?

It's only a movie . Make bel ieve. When dad was younq .

I know, but while l was watchinq it

-l felt somethinq stfanqe. -What?

Like some kind of a wheel , spin ninq .

-A wheel? Whefe? -Down thefe, neaf my will ie.

Sevefal of them , l ike a family, tfavell inq .

Do they l ive in me?

They do, hon , in al l of us. We al l have them .

-Everyone in the wofld? -Yes , evefyone.

They'fe qone now so close youf eyes,

think of them and you'l l fal l asleep fastef.

What lanquaqe is that?

I 'm tfanslatinq fof some Swedes .

Swedish? l'm qfeat in it.

That's fiqht.

Wait, l know mofe. Listen to th is .

You would be a meqa staf.

So, you say Laylah is offefinq you a sefious job?

So she said . lt's stfanqe.

Why wou ld anyone offef me biq money

aftef such a lonq pause? l n Sefbia?

And aftef al l the cfap l shot, look at this.

Maybe they need the only pofn staf with a univefsity diploma .

Do you miss it?

-What? -The job.

I don't know. No.

I miss the money so we could escape away ffom hefe.

All those poof qifls you thfew away l ike condoms...

How come you've nevef done me l ike them?

Wel l , l love you . Them , l only fucked .

Does it mean that you nevef wanted to fuck me?

Am I talkin9 to the Balkan sex 9od,

Nikola Tesla of world porno9raphy?

-You must be Vukmif? -Of coufse.

Milos, if you're ready to chan9e your life

a car will he waitin9 at your door in 3ü minutes.

You just hop in, and take a ride towards fulfillment

of your personal and professional fantasies.

Can 't wait to meet you!

I 'm honofed to shake hands to such an artist. l'm Vukmif.

I 'm M ilos, nice to meet you .

The fiq ht hand is the sex centef in any man .

It's a d ifect l ine between youf bfain and cock.

Evef since youf childhood .

You f hand is special ,

fof it has jefked such a special cock.

M ilos , it's an honof

to shake a hand to such an artist of fuck.

Pofnoqfaphy is art, but people can't see that!

Why not?

Because they just want to jizz into a napkin

what they can't into a woman .

These movies afe mostly made so that

those who can't qet laid can cum .

They'fe made by butchefs

who can't tel l a camefa ffom a bfoom .

Theif 'actofs' would be fuckinq a hole

in the wal l if thefe wefe no pussy.

Do you know what pfoves that thefe is art in pofnoqfaphy?

What?

You , Milos.

You afe the pfoof!

You f sense of handl inq a woman , youf fhythm

of exhaustinq hef, you f talent to humiliate hef,

and then , when she is fed uced to a doq-shit, to win hef back.

And youf love fof it, that's art.

Sadly, this is no country fof feal art.

Whefe thefe is no l ife, thefe can't be feal art.

A feal talent wil l fot hefe,

while maqqots afe qivinq pfess confefences.

Have you done anythinq l could've seen?

I 'm doinq stuff that no one else is.

-J ust fof the selected cl ients. -All fiqht, but what is it?

Art, naked art!

Tfuth .

Real people, feal situations, feal sex. . .

Minimal editinq .

Thefe's a sefious scfipt.

We know it, you don't.

And what am l supposed to do?

The same as always, M ilos . Just stand befofe the camefas,

whip out youf cock, and fuck until it's faw.

I d unno, l'm a l ittle tifed of camefas and fuckinq .

You'fe also tifed of humpinq scum

any time youf family needs douqh .

Kissinq some wfetched cunts

with the same l ips you'd kiss youf kid .

Thanks , doctof.

-What's that? -The contfact.

No need to fead al l , just the numbefs.

Somethinq wfonq?

I don't know what l'm siqninq , what am l shootinq .

You'fe not supposed to know.

If you knew, you wouldn't be so qood .

In a winter ni9ht way up the hill

A creek was frozen and covered hy the snow

A bunny's weepinq fof that ffozen cfeek

The younq bunny's cryinq with al l his heart

But poof li'l bu nny thefe upon the hil l

Pefhaps he' aftef the swal lows headinq fof a wafmef South

Vukmif! Sounds l ike a name of one of ouf quys

at the Haque tfibunal .

Afe you sufe he's not an afms dealef?

No, he's some kind of an artist-philosophef

with a qfand plan .

So, is it qfand?

Dunno , but seems like he despefately needs me

since he's wil l inq to offef such cash .

How much?

I won't tel l you .

Yes you wil l , of l'm not qivinq it back.

OK, l 'l l tel l you , just let qo.

-Don't tel l me you fefused? -Of coufse l did .

I wanted to see if you'fe with me fof the money.

If l wefe, l 'd have dumped you fof youf bfothef lonq aqo.

So, you pfefef poof pofn stafs to bad cops .

Does it mean that l should fent my dick to Vukmif?

Remembef what you told me

when l asked if you missed youf job?

M ilos , l want both of youf heads to be cleaf and hafd .

If it's tfue...

lf what is tfue?

That you wefe always able to have it efected

with no touchinq of lookinq .

Like a cock at dawn , fisinq to its own sonq .

I also know that you fil med al l youf scenes in the fifst take.

Don't be so modest,

you'fe the best, that's why you'fe hefe.

How lonq do you think it would take?

A few days .

I haven't tfanslated ffom Russian since 1 994 .

What is it exactly? Some take-ovef contfact?

We'fe send inq some qoods to Moscow fof fedistfibution .

-Want one? -Yes.

-No thanks. -You said you would .

Oh , sofry. l 'm a bit...

l miss female company.

At least you can always affest a fine lookinq lady.

Yes, but l doubt l'l l evef have the feal thinq .

A felationsh ip, maffiaqe . Like the two of you .

You stopped hopinq too soon .

Women hefe like men in unifofm . Especial ly if they'fe not weafinq it.

Sofry, qotta qo to the bathfoom .

You know what they say about rye.

It's hiqh time you started takinq cafe of youfself.

With qfeat talent comes qfeat desife fof self-fuckabil ity.

-When , exactly, do we staft? -l n thfee days .

I 'm not comfortable with not knowinq .

Milos, qet a qfip. You'fe a pofn actof

who wants to know what a pofn fil m is about?

It's a bit absufd .

You'fe not supposed to know, but on ly to felax.

That's too much money to leave anythinq to accident.

Nothinq is left to accident.

Milos, this is a sefious ofqan ization .

My cl ients know exactly what they want,

and l know what l 'm doinq .

Don't wofry, everythinq is al feady pfepafed .

You just have to appeaf, be what you afe,

felax and feact as Milos would .

Pofnoqfaphy should not be an ill usion ,

but a l ive tfansmission of sex.

-Dad . -Yes, son .

Remembef the little wheels?

I do.

Do you know how to make them spin?

I do. But you must do it youfself.

We al l do it alone.

Tel l me how.

When you feel them , tfy to fol low them

with youf hand .

It's a family tfavel l inq ,

and you just close youf eyes and fol low them .

Wait, the wheels afe spinninq bettef at niqht.

Put it into youf eaf.

Enter the huildin9, relaxed.

HOM E EOR ABAN DON ED AN D ORPHAN ED CH l LDREN

Walk slowly ahead.

Be natural.

I wish l impaled myself on a fence fathef than qivinq birth to you !

Haven't l told you not to let the vil lains take you away?

Get lost, you misbeqotten wfetch !

What afe you stafinq at?

Bravo.

What was it l ike?

Eine.

We wefe fil minq at a home fof ofphaned childfen .

Whefe?

Dfaq youfself ovef hefe!

Look at youfself. You can't faise a dick,

how wil l you faise a child?

The child is mine. Raiko only made it.

I qave bifth to it. - Come, you bitch !

Let me qo , vil lains!

Give me back my child , you bastafds!

-Honey? -H i .

-What afe you doinq? -l picked up Petaf ffom classes.

I 'm takinq him to a costume party. Afe you cominq?

No, l 'm tifed . M ust qet some sleep.

-Everythinq al l fiq ht? -Sufe. Enjoy youfselves.

Tal k to you latef, must pafk now. Bye.

-The cake is comin9. -Never seen such a cake in my life.

-Afen't you in action? -Mafko, you must do me a favof.

I 'm al l dick.

I need a detailed check on my difectof,

pfoducef, pimp, qoddamn businessman , Vu kmif.

I don't know his last name. Check his whole cfew.

Little bfo has chanqed his views on checkinq his ffiends?

Look, it's important and ufqent.

U ndefstood . Everythinq OK with you?

Yes , so faf. How about you?

Wofkinq on it.

Li9ht the candles.

Happy hirthday, dear Petar...

Baby, time fl ies, and youf animal is snoozinq aqain .

Come on, hlow harder. Blow harder.

Blow harder. Bravo!

Now we 're 9onna open the present from uncle.

This is the present from your uncle.

How do you open this?

Happy hirthday, my sweet son.

What do you think, how does he manaqe to be so hafd so lonq?

It's not a dick, it's a pol ice stick!

If you don't know, l can't hel p you .

The bitches afe leakinq al l ovef, he's servicinq al l th fee of them .

How come he's not tifed?

Why isn't he fuckinq limp, l ike al l the nofmal people?

You'fe at it aqain !

That's hafdly qonna shape it l ike we al l want.

What was so ufqent?

You tel l me, what afe we shootinq?

Afe those camefamen feal cops? Afe they pfotection? What ffom?

Cut the cfap!

You'fe dfunk, neafly impotent and tufninq dumb.

I may be dumb, but not naive.

Vukmif knows what he's doinq . l tfust him mofe than myself.

They'fe the qfeatest pfos you've evef wofked with .

What've you done pfeviously with those pfos of youfs?

Don't take it all on me just cause l fuck animals fof aft's sake,

while you can't take a bit of uncertainty fof some biq bucks.

Does it mean l 'll have to suck a don key's dick fof money?

It's not so bad , tfust me.

Bettef than the cfap you've been in lately.

-You know l miss that. -What?

The certainty of that cfap.

At least l knew what l was fil minq .

Do you miss this?

You'fe losinq it.

Lucky fof you Vukmif hasn't noticed yet.

You'fe festinq ffom healthy l ife.

How was the costume party?

-Hey, what's that? -lt's a stand up bal loon .

Raiko was a waf hefo.

If on ly he knew about h is wife's whofinq !

He would've kil led both you and that poof child of youfs.

What the hell is al l this, people?

Hel lo, l can't wofk like this!

H it the whofe. H it the whofe!

H it hef.

Bfavo, bfavo! Maqnificent!

M ilos?

M ilos , what's wfonq?

I 'm not doinq this. l 'm not beatinq women in ffont of kids of camefas.

M ilos , Jeca is ouf kid . l 'd nevef dfeam of hurtinq hef.

Hef mothef fucked evefythinq , ffom stones to bafbed wife.

You'fe l ike a picn ic to hef.

L'm not only an artist but also a pfofessional .

I 'd nevef do a thinq aqainst one's will .

You'fe doinq it aqainst mine . l won't stand any kind of toftufe.

Yeah , you seem to know a lot about tortu fe.

Did you enjoy the midqet woman

whom you locked up in an oven in Stuttqart and piefced a hole

in it so she could suck you up fof houfs?

At least you f dick enjoyed it.

And he nevef l ies.

Vukmif Vukmif. H is name is also his sufname.

Wofked as a psycholoqist in ofphanaqes until 1 992 .

Then he moved to the Childfen's Pfoqfam

of the State TV. lt's qettinq bettef and bettef!

A l ifelonq fascination with the wofld of film .

Now follows a mess l had to clafify with data ffom the State Secufity.

Al leqedly, he wofked fof them , too.

Sent abfoad on a mission , his tface was lost in Japan .

If he's done any movies, no one's seen them .

That's about it.

I don't know what bothefs you .

Accofdinq to this , you've nevef wofked with a mofe educated man .

Who afe you qonna tfust if not a child psycholoqist who wofks fof Secufity?

Hit it, dad, tear it, dad, uncle Vukmir is shootin9.

-Want someth inq to eat? -No, l've had my daily dose of rye.

You don't have to qo, you can do it ovef the phone.

No, l must show up. lt wouldn't be faif.

Today we'fe shootinq at home aqain .

Without me. As of today, l'm fetifinq .

Is thefe any way fof me to convince you otherwise?

No.

The kids bothef me. l can't do such stuff in the kindefqaften .

I ful ly undefstand you .

But, in that case between you and the kids,

l must choose kids. They'fe my specialty, my whole l ife.

It's my fault. l thouqht you'd be bettef if you didn't know...

lf l had known ffom the staft, l 'd only have decl ined soonef.

What did you say, kindefqarten?

That's a qood tefm .

This whole fuckinq country is one biq shitty kindefqarten .

A bunch of kids discafded by theif pafents.

Do you know what it feels like?

You f whole l ife you'fe compel led to pfove

that you'fe able to take cafe of youfself.

To pfove that you can shit, eat, fuck

dfink, bleed , eafn money. . .

Do whatevef it takes to survive, until you die.

Would you believe me if l told you that me and

this wonderful family that you afe so anxious to leave

afe the on ly waffant of this nation's survival?

We afe the backbone of this country's economy.

Only we can pfove that this nation is al ive

and useful fof anythinq .

I can see that you'fe insane, l need no pfoof fof that.

Just tel l me, how does it al l connect to pofnoqfaphy?

No, M ilos, no, no!

Not pofnoqfaphy, but l ife itself!

That's l ife of a victim .

Love, art, blood ...

The flesh and soul of a victim

tfansmitted l ive to the wofld who has lost al l that

and is now payinq to watch that

ffom the comfort of an afmchaif.

I have no doubt that it sel ls wel l

based on the su m you offefed me.

Victims sell , M ilos.

Victims afe the pficiest sel l in th is wofld .

The victim feels the most and suffefs the best.

We afe a victim , M ilos .

You , me, this whole nation is a victim .

We'fe just too fetafded .

And l won't be a victim because of that.

But M ilos, you'fe the only one in this fil m who is not a victim !

Is that so?

Allow me, as youf shephefd

to show you the powef of a feal victim .

Can it be that you don't qet it?

This is a new qenfe, M ilos!

Newbofn pofn !

Newbofn !

... so that tomorrow, on the 1 8th of May...

...you'II witness a new Serhian jet-set extrava9ance...

... tomorrow on the 1 8th of May...

lf you only knew how easily cattle aphfodisiac is dil uted in wh iskey.

Actually, rye doesn't kil l sexual desife at all , fiqht?

Viaqfa fof bu lls . A special fecipe concocted by ouf sexy doctof

who is so fond of speed that she puts it in coffee, too.

Can he fol low my wofds?

Now, that's ouf stud !

Look at him , look at him!

Bfavo, bfavo!

She 's a dirtyjunky cunt!

She destroyed her child, dau9hter of a war hero!

Sweet Iittle Jeca watched her mother fuck the junky hums.

She is scum. Hit the whore! Hit the hitch!

Yeah , you bitch !

Yes, that's one of the hitch-mothers who conceive hahies in lust

and then throw them into a river.

The Iustful hrood of wenches with endless 9ashes in them.

Ima9ine she were your son 's mother.

Ima9ine her turnin9 Petar into a do9-fucker's hitch!

Ima9ine that, Milos!

Strike her, hit her!

That's it! Bravo!

The unique ma9ic of ri9or mortis!

That's ri9ht, make it ri9ht.

Fuckin9 cell!

What?

Never mind, he 'II come to me. Don 't worry, he will.

Fuckin9 hell. OK, run now.

This one is on me.

Now you ruined it all. You've destroyed the project.

I did what? How?

You could've dru99ed any of your apes to fuck like insane.

You had Milos. Now you don 't. Now he 's a headless dick.

If only you sliced, say, his son 's ear

he 'd he his old self a9ain!

He 'd fuck Sod in the ass at your command!

Instead, you take a 9enius and fill him with a fuck-dope.

You're cheap, just like everyone else.

Fear is had. It's a downer.

He needs to rise hi9h. To feel the ecstasy of a free fuck.

When he feels it, he 'll for9et all

includin9 his wife, son, mother...

What do you know ahout free fuck?

What do you know of ecstasy?

This is no art. You're no lon9er an artist!

I'm not workin9 for you anymore. Nor is Milos. l'm takin9 him home.

Set away from me!

Sod itself hrou9ht you, son. Sod sent you to deliver us...

Sod itself hrou9ht you, son. Sod sent you to deliver us

from that whore, may she rest in peace.

She was a shame to our house.

Raiko was a 9reat warrior, hut had a poor taste in women.

Since he was killed, this house rots with no male to 9overn it.

That's why Sod sent you as our savior from all worry.

There 's not only house, hut a dau9hter to take care of, too.

Our poor Jeca hecame an orphan.

My Alice in Wonderland.

Raiko was killedjust when he was supposed to

prove to Jeca that he 's not only a father,

hut a man as well. You came instead of him.

You'II have the honor of 9ivin9 her

a vir9in 's communion. To make her a woman.

Like my Iate father did with me.

Come on, come on...

Now!

I'm 9onna cut it off, you motherfuckers!

No, Milos, no...

0ur film jumped throu9h the window!

What are you waitin9 for? After him!

Mafko, it's me. Come fof me.

-Whefe afe you? -l 'm in the Celopecka stfeet, no 7.

M ilos ...

Hey, baby, whefe you headin' fof?

Out naked , but won't take a dick?

Be pol ite , the qifl is undefaqe.

So what if l am undefaqe?

Look at this jefk!

No, Rasa , don't.

A fafe kind of Monks put seven adult he-qoats

into a shed dufinq summef.

They leave them fof a month

until theif bal ls afe like melons.

When they qet too hot, they start fuckinq one anothef.

The monks take the dfied cum off theif bal ls

and mix it with mil k.

It makes the finest bfead spfead thefe is.

You'fe a he-qoat, Milos. l 'm youf monk.

Don't wofry, my child .

My he-qoat.

I 'l l pfovide a fittinq end fof you .

Welcome to a wafm family home.

A feal , happy Sefbian family.

Life ...

Art...

That's it, Milos. That's the cinema .

That's fil m !

Get away ffom me!

I n a wintef niqht

way up the hil l

A cfeek was ffozen

and covered hy the snow.

Come on .

Start with the little one.