Original subtitles

Adapted from Gu Long's original work, Jue Dai Shuang Jiao

Wife

very soon

we will reach Villains Valley

Once we reach that place

we

should be safe

This old road has long been abandoned

The bumps on the path are unavoidable

Wife, sorry to put you through this hardship

We are connected as husband and wife,

we ought to share in our fortunes and misfortunes

This is no hardship

Why is our little one so restless?

Don't worry, Wife

I have already made the proper arrangements

We will have support up ahead

What happened?

Nothing, I took the wrong path

Wife, are you all right?

I am fine

I am all right

Did you take the wrong path again?

I...

Some strong individuals have caught up to us

Why do you need to hide that from me?

Don't be afraid, I will deal with it all

We have sworn to be together in life and death

Just a pair of lovebirds on the run

Who goes there?

Show yourself

I am fine, do not come out

I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry

Stop!

Wife!

Si Chen Ke

Si Chen Ke 12 Zodiacs Rooster Si Chen Ke

12 Zodiacs Rooster Si Chen Ke

Hei Mian Jun

12 Zodiacs Pig

12 Zodiacs Pig Hei Mian Jun

Bi She Shen Jun

12 Zodiacs Snake

12 Zodiacs Snake Bi She Shen Jun

Why have the renowned 12 Zodiacs set out

to obstruct a poor cartdriver such as myself?

Stop pretending, Young Master Jiang

That asset of yours,

which is worth a country's riches,

why not let the few us benefit from it

instead of giving it to the Ten Great Villains?

Let's be direct, Jiang Feng

Will you give me an answer?

I have never heard of the 12 Zodiacs giving people

a choice when they attack

Wife

Wife, what is the matter?

Just now

the stability of the fetus was disrupted

I am afraid I am about to...

Why bother bringing the little one

into the world to suffer?

We'll help relieve you all of this responsibility

You seek death

Attack!

Riches and beauties

I want it all!

Wife...

Already dead?

Both of you got what you desire

But my pain

can only be compensated by

turning these two brothers

against each other

17 years

I still need to wait 17 years

Under the stars that brighten the night

I started my journey

with the wind on my right shoulder

and the moon on the other

Night and day

I don't want to be locked inside

No matter how high the sky is,

my happiness comes first

It's good as long as we're happy

Only the ones with a lover

know the limits of how loud love should be

Cross mountains and ridges

just for the sake of finding

the person you desire the most

Perhaps intelligent people

lack a bit of natural talent

No matter the hardship or troubles

I live my life seriously

At least I can recognize

that I need to wait for love

Cry and laugh

it is just a process

No matter how high the sky is

my happiness comes first

It's good as long as we're happy

Only the ones with a lover

know the limits of how loud love should be

Cross mountains and ridges

just for the sake of finding

the person you desire the most

First Journey into the Martial World

First Journey into the Martial World

Episode 1

Six Years Later

Villains Valley

Ten Great Villains Du Sha

Ten Great Villains Du sha

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

No improvement at all

Uncle Du, I admit my mistake

How long did you lie in wait?

One day and one night

Uncle Du, you taught me that

only by pretending to be dead

can one kill the enemy

But you did not want to kill me

Next time, the next time I definitely will

An enemy will not let you have a next time

Uncle Du, if you want to eat pork

I'll go buy some right away

Kill it

Uncle Du, I only know how to snort like a pig...

Open the door! Uncle Du, open the door!

Don't come here!

Uncle Du, save me now!

I haven't eaten or slept for

two days and two nights!

Uncle Du, help!

Moving Flowers Palace

Don't!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

I'll take it away immediately

Wait

What is that?

It's my friend

I beg you to spare it, please

Can I have a look at it?

The Grand Palace Master doesn't

allow the raising of any animals

I admit my mistake

Just for a while

No one will see us

I...

Should I use my left or right hand to pet it?

This is fine

Greetings, Second Palace Master

I regard you as my own child

there is no need to be overly polite

Moving Flowers Palace Second Palace Master

Moving Flowers Palace Second Palace Master Lian Xing

Master said that one should

never abandon courtesy

Second Palace Master,

for what purpose have you

summoned me here?

Black Jade rises in a night,

bringing the subtle scent of Golden Plum

The flowering season has arrived

This is...

Plum Branch of Heaven?

Yes

Isn't this your favorite food?

Thank you for this gift, Second Palace Master

Is the meat tasty?

It is

Moving Flowers Palace Grand Palace Master

Moving Flowers Palace Grand Palace Master Yao Yue

Greetings, Master

Eating without a care for etiquette

I presume this is very much your intention

This is the rabbit you personally caught after all

Lian Xing, why don't you

open the window so we can enjoy the flowers?

The newly-bloomed Black Jade

Plum Blossom is a rare sight

With such a beautiful view on this occasion,

why not play a tune, Lian Xing,

to enhance its elegance?

Is the meat not to your liking

or is the food presentation not what you expected?

You played with a rabbit and felt joy

You vomit because you feel grief

What are the rules of the Moving Flowers Palace?

Abstain from the seven emotions,

sever the six desires

eliminate evil and defend the Way

She broke the rules thus deserved punishment

and you aided her in concealing this offense

so let her help you

distinguish between right and wrong

Ten Great Villains Yin Jiu You

Ten Great Villains Yin Jiu You

Aunt Tu, what did you add?

It's so itchy

It hurts...

I saw that you were so badly injured

so I added some Intoxicating Beauty Poison for you

so I added some Intoxicating Beauty Poison for you Ten Great Villains Tu Jiao Jiao

Ten Great Villains Tu Jiao Jiao

The itchier it is,

the more it will tense and relax your flesh

Additionally, this slow stew over a small flame

is so fragrant that I almost can't take it

Ten Great Villains Li Da Zui

Ten Great Villains Li Da Zui

The more you feel pain,

the louder you should laugh

The happier your laughter,

the shorter your enemy's life

Ten Great Villains Ha Ha'er

Ten Great Villains Ha Ha'er

If you do not want him to die, get out

If you do not want him to die, get out Miracle Doctor Wan Chun Liu

Miracle Doctor Wan Chun Liu

Piece of trash

You couldn't even beat a wild pig

I'll come back later to eat you

Uncle Wan, let me go!

It really hurts!

Calm yourself and endure it

Just kill me! Living is too painful!

If I die, I'll be able to see my parents

When did you learn of this?

I just did, so they're really dead...

You dare trick me when you are so young

Savor the feeling of having your meridians blocked

from that pressure point strike

You can still laugh?

Why wouldn't I laugh?

Uncle Wan, that person inside

the secret room is way more

unlucky compared to me

How did you get into the secret room?

So there really is someone inside the secret room

You-

I have truly lived so long for nothing

To think that I cannot tell whether you are

telling the truth or bluffing

So be it, so be it

Don't make any wild guesses

The person inside is not your parent

Your father's family name is Jiang

he was called Jiang Feng

Jiang Feng

So my family name is Jiang

Jiang Xiao Yu

I also have a real name

Jiang Xiao Yu

I'm called Jiang Xiao Yu!

11 Years Later

Jade Grafted Moving Flowers Primary Descent of Jade Dust

Jade Grafted Moving Flowers Primary Descent of Jade Dust

Jade Grafted Moving Flowers

Primary Descent of Jade Dust!

Go!

Morning, Uncle Du!

What a waste

Why not give Uncle Li a good meal?

How can he eat anything now?

What happened to Uncle Li?

Just worry about yourself

Why should I be afraid?

It's a tiger today

Uncle Du, do you want to brew some Tiger Whip Wine?

Go in

Aunt Tu has Tiger Whip Wine

Uncle Du, let's discuss about this

D-Don't come near me

Someone's responsible for every grievance

If you're hungry, go eat Uncle Du

You dare bite me! I'll bite you back!

My leg! My leg!

Damn you!

I'm physically hurt but still strong in spirit

I can still kill you without my leg

My hand! My hand! My hand!

Xiao Yu'er

Xiao Yu'er!

You want to kill me

Uncle Du, you taught me well

I promised to kill you the next time

He can nimbly incorporate

Jade Grafted Moving Flowers into his sword moves

moreover his execution of it was firm

He did not waste your efforts, Sister

That is how a disciple of the

Moving Flowers Palace should be

Sever all emotions and desires

eliminate evil and defend the Way

You may leave

Understood

I am sorry

This was the only way

for all of you to sustain less injuries

Bless us, Bodhisattva...

Everyone, come out and play!

It's the little bringer of disaster

This is bad! Run! Go now!

You brat!

My house! Stop there!

You little demon,

what kind of meat did you let me eat this morning?

Don't worry, Aunt Tu

It was something I stole from Uncle Li

I can't laugh anymore

This is the flower ink I use for disguising myself

It's very hard to wash it off

Laughing Uncle, why aren't you laughing?

If you don't laugh, I'll know what you're thinking

In this state, it's very easy for me to kill you

Enough

Boss Du, you don't have anything

to complain about now, right?

Not fighting anymore?

Boring

Not a single one of you can fight

Xiao Yu'er

Uncle Wan

Good afternoon

You are no longer a child

Don't spend the entire day strolling in the valley

It is time to go make your way in the world

Master, you wanted to see me

Villians now hold power in the martial world

The world has been turned upside-down

You are quite accomplished in your studies

It is time for you to leave the mountain

to help the weak and uphold justice

I won't leave Villains Valley

In this place, I can sleep well and eat well

and have you all to play with me

Why should I leave?

There are so many treasures

and beautiful girls outside

Not interested

There are also many people in the world

waiting for you to harm them

I only harm bad people

and Villains Valley contains

all the scoundrels of the world

The few of you are also

the most villainous of the villains

Harming the guys outside

isn't as fun as harming you all

That's all the more reason for you to go

Why?

Boss Du, I can't take it anymore

Just say it

It is time

Are you hiding something from me?

Li Da Zui is...

Is he dead?

What are you thinking?

He is soaking in a tub inside my medicinal hut

His face is swollen like a pig's head

He cannot even eat meat

What?

Uncle Li was beaten up?

Morning, Uncle Li

Look at that delicate, little face

whatever happened to you?

He deserved to get beaten up

Aunt Tu, quickly tell me the unhappy news

Make me happy

You made him so angry that

he went outside to get some fresh air

As a result, he was brutalized by the

Five Great Villains outside the valley

Five Great Villains?

Correct

It seems like they sent their subordinate

who wears a copper mask

and got him beaten up to this extent

Five Great Villains outside the valley

Tell me about them

The brothers Ouyang Ding,

who would rather die than lose,

and Ouyang Dang, who will go to

great lengths to take advantage of others

Bai Kai Xin, who is needlessly

self-destructive just to harm others

The loathsome gambling addict,

Xuanyuan San Guang

the mad lion Tie Zhan

and Xiao Mi Mi, who is extremely bewitching

The half-human half-ghost Yin Jiu You

the androgynous Tu Jiao Jiao

Ha Ha'er, who hides

his murderous intent with laughter

the non-cannibalistic Li Da Zui

the bloody hand, Du Sha

Combined with the Five Great Villains outside the valley

they are the legendary Ten Great Villains

The one who killed your mother

is probably related to the Ten Great Villains,

who will commit any atrocity

Why don't you go after him for revenge?

We have had this grudge for many years

We cannot defeat them,

we are afraid of embarrassment

Now they have blocked the gate and we dare not go out

We've been thoroughly embarrassed now

If anyone can bully Li Da Zui outside the valley

where does that leave me?

The one who killed my mother...

So

You must leave the valley and

kill the Five Great Villians out there

eliminate our mortal enemies and prove yourself

Here

Didn't you raise him for 17 years for this very moment?

Uncle Du, I can't bear to leave you

Wait, Xiao Yu'er

What for?

The Matchless Blade belongs to me in the first place

What are you doing?

What else would I be doing?

I'm leaving of course

I've grown tired of this place early on

Go on

Go do what you should do

I will comply with your instructions

If this little demon dies by another's hand... - I'm going now!

I will surely shed a few tears. - Everyone can sleep soundly now!

Your opponents and close friends are entwined with your fate

We once directly opposed each other and also once sincerely fought side by side

We only truly met after journeying together

Use pride

and gentle youthfulness

to balance the trials and hardships with love

There is much turmoil in the martial world

Become each other's support

Love and hate has been unsheathed

How can we be close friends without exchanging some blows?

Repay gratitude and grudges with a smile

I met you by a lucky coincidence

Fall drunk in the moonlight

Youths will be youths

Use pride

and gentle youthfulness

to balance the trials and hardships with love

There is much turmoil in the martial world

Become each other's support

Love and hate has been unsheathed

How can we be close friends without exchanging some blows?

Repay gratitude and grudges with a smile

I met you by a lucky coincidence

Fall drunk in the moonlight

Youths will be youths

How proud are these youths?

Did they ever fear the vastness of the world?

Even if we're in a turbulent situation

it'd be great to fight alongside you

Take advantage of the elation now

Smile at each other across a tide of people

The white robes whistling in the moonlight

Growing old without you

would make the martial world too

lonely