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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:04,421 (intense music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,818 (loud commotion) 5 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,448 - Okay, everyone take out a piece of paper. 6 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,869 Don't panic, it's not a pop quiz. 7 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,996 Now, I need you to write down 8 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,499 the top three things that you must identify with. 9 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,045 It can be anything. 10 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,131 No wrong answers. 11 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,596 Time! 12 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:55,637 Pencils down. 13 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,558 Young lady. 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,185 - Grad student. 15 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:01,102 - [Teacher] Go on. 16 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,520 - Sister. 17 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,939 And someday, hopefully governor of this great state. 18 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,649 - Mm, ambition. 19 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:07,691 I admire that. 20 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:10,695 - An American citizen. 21 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:12,905 - American citizen. 22 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,576 - Rebel. 23 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,410 (laughing) 24 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,452 - [Teacher] Okay. 25 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,664 - Black. 26 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:22,706 I'm a black female. 27 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,378 - [Teacher] Black, a black female. 28 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,717 What's the first thing on your mind? 29 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,470 (dramatic music) 30 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,808 - [Reporter] Breaking news right now at 10, 31 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,518 one person is dead after a shooting 32 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,144 on Oklahoma City's northeast side. 33 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,607 ♪ I met a man walking home the other day ♪ 34 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,777 ♪ The brother told me ♪ 35 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,530 ♪ Wish I could do it all over again ♪ 36 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:54,698 ♪ Cause now I see ♪ 37 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:59,452 ♪ Don't love you back ♪ 38 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,579 ♪ Try to stay focused on tomorrow ♪ 39 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:02,580 ♪ Play within my means ♪ 40 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,667 ♪ Paying portions on borrow ♪ 41 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,585 ♪ So I gave my whole life to it ♪ 42 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,896 ♪ Could've put a knife through it ♪ 43 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,339 ♪ Should've been the life moving ♪ 44 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,757 - [Teacher] I need you to list... 45 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,384 ♪ I mean, nobody ever told me ♪ 46 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,929 ♪ Learned on my own because nobody ever showed me ♪ 47 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,098 ♪ At home, they talking bout I made it now ♪ 48 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,893 ♪ I feel boxed in hoping that I make it out ♪ 49 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,271 ♪ I'm not from Harlem, I'm not from Compton ♪ 50 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,939 ♪ I'm from Oklahoma City, rotten ♪ 51 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,774 ♪ Trying to get it poppin' ♪ 52 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,651 ♪ Trying to please everybody ♪ 53 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:37,824 ♪ I never do enough, yo, I'm never good enough ♪ 54 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:38,825 - [Reporters] A struggled continued, 55 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,869 and five shots are fired. 56 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:43,288 (gun firing) 57 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,879 (clearing throat) 58 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,175 (snoring) 59 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,564 - We might have to get out the bucket of hot water. 60 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,025 - And why aren't you dressed, Professor? 61 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,860 Like father like son. 62 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,946 - Well, at least I have good taste in music. 63 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,748 - [Mom] Looks like the 90s projective vomited 64 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,283 all over this room. 65 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,743 - Oh! 66 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,661 And what is your definition of quality music, 67 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:24,579 Mrs. Johnson? 68 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,206 - Well you know, like Adele. 69 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,247 - Ugh. 70 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,335 Well, at least you're pretty. 71 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,753 - What's wrong with Adele? 72 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,088 - Nothing. 73 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,440 - [Mom] What kind of blissful noise 74 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,799 have you exposed him to, huh? 75 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,718 - I have exposed him to greatness. 76 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,552 (chuckling) 77 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,303 Led Zeppelin. 78 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,596 - Hm. 79 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,098 - The Rolling Stones. 80 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,139 Bob Dylan. 81 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,476 Jimi Hendrix. 82 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,855 (chuckling) 83 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,357 (singing) (laughing) 84 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,359 - Sweet Jesus, I'm up! 85 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,653 - Oh, look who's decided to greet the day 86 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:59,489 in all his awkward glory. 87 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,490 - Dad. 88 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,825 Where are your pants? 89 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:02,867 - In my room. 90 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:03,868 - Do you want to go find them 91 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,286 and never take them off again? 92 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,664 And can you two please get this 93 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,792 baby making gyrating out of my room? 94 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:11,834 - Hm! 95 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,796 - Oh, come here. 96 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,964 - Not a chance! 97 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,299 Dad, pants, pants! 98 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,635 (catchy music) 99 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,726 ♪ Time to time ♪ 100 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,270 ♪ I know you must see ♪ 101 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,272 ♪ Scary shadows ♪ 102 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,525 ♪ Of what we could be ♪ 103 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:39,654 ♪ Well, I wish you weren't so frightened now ♪ 104 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,489 ♪ Of me ♪ 105 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,620 (drowned out music) 106 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,292 ♪ Well, hey ♪ 107 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:55,962 ♪ I just want to love you right ♪ 108 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,141 - Oh my God. 109 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,601 Best Snap ever. 110 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,061 Fuckin' epic! 111 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,396 That had to be the whitest shit I've ever seen, son! 112 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,314 Come here. 113 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,565 Hey, you must be careful, 114 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,232 I'm gonna have to revoke your black card. 115 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,817 - Jesus freak, man! 116 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:18,985 - Hey! 117 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,070 Rude. 118 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,404 I showered. 119 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,840 - I'm talking about your whisky breath. 120 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,407 - So I made a breakfast cocktail, 121 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,909 big deal, people do that. 122 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,035 - Yeah, alcoholics. 123 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,083 (humming) 124 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,129 - Oh! 125 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,882 Whoa, nice trousers, Dr. Johnson. 126 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,592 - Sarcasm, in the morning. 127 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,053 A degenerate after my own heart. 128 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,095 - Hey! 129 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,264 - Nice hair, Michael. 130 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,306 Very hipster. 131 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,018 - Yeah, yeah. 132 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,771 - I'm doing that new dance. 133 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:55,814 You know, the Twitter. 134 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,857 Like Miley Cyrus. 135 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,086 - Uh, I believe the dance you're referring to is twerking. 136 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,110 That... 137 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,697 That is not twerking. 138 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,909 Oh my God, stop being weird. 139 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,869 - Hey, I'm shaking off the haters. 140 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,746 - Chad, your parents are blacker than you. 141 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,164 (laughing) 142 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,250 ♪ Confirmation, the conversation I'm debating ♪ 143 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,752 ♪ Contemplating, I've forsaken, waiting patient ♪ 144 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,295 - Thanks for the ride, bro. 145 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,937 I should be getting my license back soon. 146 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,889 Hey, crank this shit up. 147 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,307 ♪ Now the power in the fist ♪ 148 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,267 - Yeah! 149 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,184 ♪ So raise it in the midst ♪ 150 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,311 ♪ If it's Shaka or a Kunta ♪ 151 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,312 - Nope, I'm sorry. 152 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,313 I can't, I can't. 153 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,732 It's way too early to turn up. 154 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:44,571 - It is my duty as your friend 155 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,906 to give you an urban education. 156 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:47,824 (laughing) 157 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,743 - Oh, do enlighten me, master. 158 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,303 - Hey, I can teach a thing or two about 159 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,913 how hard it is for us black folks out here in the projects. 160 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:54,831 - Nope. 161 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:55,790 One, this is white suburbia, 162 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,834 and two, you're not black. 163 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:01,588 - I am the motherfuckin' Mr. Miyagi of blackness, son! 164 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:04,758 Watch and learn. 165 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,853 See, you are an enigma. 166 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,360 (catchy music) 167 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,127 - Whoa! 168 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,630 Why don't you watch where you're fucking going, faggot. 169 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:44,982 - I'm sorry. - Well, you're sorry, 170 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,925 but you almost ran over me and my girlfriend. 171 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:47,884 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, I know. 172 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,386 She deserves an apology though. 173 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,805 - Holy balls. 174 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,391 Would you look at that? 175 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,809 - [Chad] Damn, mama. 176 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,894 - Chad, I would totally leave you for her. 177 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,563 Where the hell has she been hiding all semester? 178 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,940 - She's probably been preoccupied 179 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,693 with that vampire lookin', steroid induced douche bag 180 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,045 she's clinging to like a spider monkey. 181 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,112 - Psh, stop being salty, 182 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,405 I'm worshiping him right now. 183 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,948 - Dude, he's dating Kylie Jenner, 184 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,908 and he's terrorizing that kid over there. 185 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:12,951 Douche. 186 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,786 - What are you, Supernigga? 187 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,663 You're always penning the outcast. 188 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,082 You got this savior complex in you. 189 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:26,006 Chad, she's looking at us. 190 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,341 - I'm not blind, bro, what do we do? 191 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,384 - I don't know. 192 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,760 Act natural, wave. 193 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,516 Put your fuckin' hand down, 194 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,475 she's not waving at us. 195 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,977 Have some class, you perv. 196 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,287 - No, just come on, let me get my glasses. 197 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,980 - Ah, ah, ah. 198 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,082 - Just let me get my glasses. 199 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,983 - No, no, no, no, no. 200 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,025 Allow me. 201 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,489 Bye. 202 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,531 - Whatever. 203 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,662 (laughing) 204 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,082 - I gotta get to women's studies. 205 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,393 - Now that's a class you're willing 206 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,002 to be on time for. 207 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,504 - There's literally no better place to pick up chicks, bro. 208 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,964 Later. 209 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,508 (phone ringing) 210 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,885 - Yes? 211 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,154 - [Woman] There's a representative 212 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,721 from an adoption agency on the line? 213 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:15,847 They said it was urgent. 214 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:21,227 (somber piano music) 215 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:24,022 (clapping) 216 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,732 - My name is Melanie Fischer, 217 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,026 and I cannot adequately express 218 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,028 how proud and thrilled I am to see 219 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,364 all you beautiful, colorful people 220 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,157 on this very special day. 221 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,994 This is an extremely incredible opportunity 222 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,663 for us all to share collective experiences together, 223 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,166 and to connect with a diverse group of individuals 224 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,208 who might never... 225 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,629 Oh, hi. 226 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,214 Hi, yes. 227 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,298 Take a seat, thank you. 228 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,511 As I was saying, this is a great opportunity for us 229 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,596 to build a tolerance for anyone 230 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,307 who has ever felt different or unloved, 231 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,185 afraid, or simply unacknowledged. 232 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,021 This club is your safe haven. 233 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:09,025 It is a place of peace, and I look forward 234 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,777 to getting to know all of you 235 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,071 and hearing all of your stories. 236 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,114 Thank you. 237 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,282 (clapping) 238 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,208 - And I'm pretty sure that's what caused it. 239 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,377 - I could do without the judgment right now. 240 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,005 - Just saying, you're not making it any easier on yourself. 241 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,881 - Look, I just want to have some hangover food 242 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,591 with my best friend in peace, please. 243 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,386 Okay? 244 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,428 - All right. 245 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,306 - Oh. 246 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,516 - Hello, fellas. 247 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,104 Here you go. 248 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,146 - Thanks, Leah. 249 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,566 - It's Le-ah. 250 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,362 - Forgive me, my mistake. 251 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,072 - Yeah, the dash is there for a reason. 252 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,577 - That poor girl! 253 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,875 - About to make this waffle my bitch! 254 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,628 Look at that. 255 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,297 I know you're jealous. 256 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,339 - So jealous. 257 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,140 - Well, if it ain't the gruesome twosome. 258 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,683 Hey, Brad. 259 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,934 - Chad. (chuckles) 260 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:25,976 - Sure. 261 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,690 Well enjoy it, Brad. 262 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,154 - New friend of yours? 263 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,406 - Just business, Chad. 264 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,616 We can't all be privileged. 265 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,536 God, this guy is always with a different chick. 266 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,206 - [Chad] Must be his flavor of the week. 267 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,727 - Bet he's got a bigger dick than you. 268 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,795 ♪ Trying to paint a picture so vivid ♪ 269 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,105 ♪ I live it, give it the image ♪ 270 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,049 ♪ Mandela sitting in prison ♪ 271 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,676 ♪ No different mission of business ♪ 272 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,177 ♪ Reminiscing, what is this ♪ 273 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,179 ♪ Militant Chuck D, Public Enemy ♪ 274 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,224 - So, what are you selling exactly? 275 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,558 - Peace. 276 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,476 (laughing) 277 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,228 - That's certainly not for sale. 278 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,896 It's a state of mind. 279 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:10,938 - You should join us. 280 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,775 - What are you guys protesting? 281 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,027 - Have you turned on the news lately? 282 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,278 - God, no. 283 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,531 There's never anything worth watching on there. 284 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,241 - Okay, well, some of us actually care 285 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,201 about things that matter. 286 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,387 You know, this affects you too 287 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,955 whether you want to admit it or not. 288 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,039 - Damn. 289 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,499 Girl, chill. 290 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,752 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be mean or anything... 291 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,170 - You're fine. 292 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,381 Just giving you a hard time. 293 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,012 (drowned out rap music) 294 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,225 (chuckling) 295 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,396 (somber piano music) 296 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,649 (soda fountain running) 297 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,743 A stalker much? 298 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,456 What are you protesting now, vegetables? 299 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,249 - Oh, dressing on the side, cute. 300 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,168 What are you, a vegan? 301 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,170 - No, I just like to be health conscious. 302 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,590 - You looked right at me when you said that. 303 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,799 - Nah uh. 304 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,217 - Okay, well, you know what? 305 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,553 I'm just gonna eat this delicious, fatty goodness 306 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,846 while you starve all day 307 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,568 because you decided to eat grass for lunch. 308 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,934 - What brings you to this university? 309 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,978 Other than being a psych major. 310 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,497 - Well, it's a means of an end, I guess. 311 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,273 I mean, I've changed majors 312 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,858 as much as I've changed t-shirts. 313 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,212 I don't know, it's difficult settling on one thing. 314 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,589 You know, one major that will ultimately 315 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,615 become the rest of your life. 316 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,618 So finally, I settled on psychology 317 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,787 with a minor in contemporary dance. 318 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,599 - You plan on dancing for your patience 319 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,832 once you start counseling? 320 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,377 (laughing) 321 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,378 Really? - Yeah. 322 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,253 - A fry. - Yeah. 323 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,380 - Okay. - Yeah. 324 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,382 - Okay, real mature. (laughing) 325 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,466 - Here, just eat one. 326 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,093 - No, just look at it... - Just one. 327 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,094 - It's greasy, it's salty. - It's gonna be okay... 328 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,197 - It's not good for you. - Okay. 329 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:06,930 No, you're right, I'll take it. 330 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,139 More for me. 331 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,517 - Yeah, you can have it. 332 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,769 (chuckling) 333 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,980 - Okay, well, let's test it, 334 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,232 let's play counselor. 335 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,442 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 336 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,861 What is your favorite movie? 337 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,155 - Now, that's a deep, methodical question. 338 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,468 You go straight for the jugular, don't you? 339 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,830 Okay, I'm gonna have to say "American Pie". 340 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,747 - Oh, God! 341 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,333 You're one of those guys. 342 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,228 - Are you not gonna tell me yours isn't "The Notebook"? 343 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,962 - [Melanie] "Requiem For a Dream". 344 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,338 - [Chad] What? 345 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,941 - Oh, I don't think I can be friends with someone 346 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,758 who doesn't get a stiffy for Aronofsky. 347 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,554 But I'm gonna give you a chance to redeem yourself. 348 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,471 - Mm. 349 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,673 - Tell me something personal. 350 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,560 - You first, I'm blocked. 351 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,769 - Okay. 352 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,479 Things I hate. 353 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,149 Black licorice, because it is not a candy. 354 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,400 Seriously, it tastes like tar, 355 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,153 and it is one of the worst things in the world. 356 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,781 What else... 357 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:12,162 Reality TV, Kanye West, and all disciples of Fox News. 358 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,413 Boom! 359 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,164 (laughs) 360 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,205 - Okay. 361 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,250 Fears. 362 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:22,005 Small people, clowns, Ferris wheels. 363 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,340 Can't trust 'em. 364 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,381 - That's predictable. 365 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:29,262 - I thought the counselor was supposed to be unbiased. 366 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,097 You suck at this. 367 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,223 - Uh... 368 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,017 (laughing) 369 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,685 - What, you aren't afraid of anything? 370 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,895 - Nothing comes to mind. 371 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,189 - Rejection. 372 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,065 That's a big one. 373 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,235 - Um... 374 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,090 You know, Chad, I feel like I need to tell you something, 375 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,658 and this is not to be presumptuous or anything, 376 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,452 it's more preventative. 377 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,790 But I like you, and I think you're funny, 378 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,959 and sincere, and this has been really, really nice, 379 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,380 but I just got out of a toxic relationship 380 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,899 and I don't think I'm really ready to jump into... 381 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,257 - I spoke too soon. 382 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,051 - Friends? 383 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,429 - Friends. 384 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,351 Nice chatting with you, Counselor. 385 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,524 - How can I help you, Jasmine? 386 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,734 Can I call you Jasmine? 387 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,361 - Mrs. Johnson. 388 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,403 - Barbara. 389 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,115 You can call me Barbara. 390 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,368 - Barbara. 391 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,496 I want you to know I really appreciate 392 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,206 your meeting with me. 393 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,874 - You've come a long way. 394 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,916 - Not long enough. 395 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,421 - You look a lot different than I remember. 396 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,839 - 21 years of hard living. 397 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,719 - So, why have you come to my office 398 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,886 after all these years? 399 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,266 - There's no sense in us dancing around hot coals. 400 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,019 I think we both know why I'm here. 401 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,645 - It was an open adoption. 402 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,814 - I don't mean no disrespect, ma'am. 403 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,401 I know I ain't got no legal right to his name. 404 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,197 I must look pretty pathetic sitting in front of you. 405 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,239 It's... 406 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,491 Time. 407 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,120 The answer is time. 408 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,005 - Our beautiful boy. 409 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,382 Chad. 410 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,596 Chad Eugene Johnson. 411 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,389 - I still have dreams of him. 412 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:43,980 Dreams of where he is, what he looks like, 413 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,315 what his goals are. 414 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,741 How he's treated by other people. 415 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:00,038 Does he ever wonder? 416 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,539 - Briefly. 417 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,170 In junior high he had some questions. 418 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,964 It's not a subject that he's very forthcoming about. 419 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,721 - I was never... 420 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,889 - Just tell me why. 421 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,308 Just answer me. 422 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,272 - I was never prepared to be a mother. 423 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,402 I was young and selfish. 424 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,655 My parents could barely afford 425 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,532 to put a roof over my head. 426 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:43,164 Chad would've been just another casualty of my shame. 427 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,587 If I had known how much suffering and regret 428 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,173 I'd have to endure by letting him go, 429 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,469 I'd of done the best I could under the circumstances. 430 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:03,852 I'm asking you for a chance to do the right thing, again. 431 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,364 (somber piano music) 432 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,454 While there's still time. 433 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,834 (somber piano music) 434 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,849 (drowned out pop music) 435 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,628 (clears throat) 436 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,421 - Are you okay, miss? 437 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,673 - Oh, yeah, thanks. 438 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,714 I'll be fine. 439 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,805 - Maybe she's just a friend. 440 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,225 - I may be pretty, but I'm not stupid. 441 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,313 Oh, I'm sorry. 442 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,731 Do I know you? 443 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,774 - No. 444 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,151 No, we attend the same college. 445 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,277 - Oh, I'm Amber. 446 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,570 - Chad. 447 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,816 - Thanks again for asking if I'm okay, I appreciate it. 448 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,457 - You know what makes me feel better on a rough day? 449 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,499 - Hm? 450 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,086 - A new pair of shoes. 451 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,256 - Ooh! 452 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,507 - Try 'em on. 453 00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,549 - Thank you. 454 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,469 (chuckles) 455 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,893 - Need a hand? 456 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,770 - No, I think I'm good, thanks. 457 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,731 - God, you lesbians are so independent. 458 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,523 (laughing) 459 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,191 - I am not a lesbian! 460 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,818 - Oh, awkward, I'm sorry. 461 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,671 I just thought since you were like, a part of the club... 462 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,863 - You thought that since 463 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,448 I was the president of the Queer Club 464 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,159 that I was a grade A certified lesbian. 465 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,411 - Well, I just want you to know that I'm really inspired 466 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,329 by everything you're doing for this university. 467 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,497 Lesbian or not. 468 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,665 (laughing) 469 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,624 - No, well, I think it's you guys 470 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,251 who are really changing lives. 471 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,466 Oh my God, you're about as subtle as a grenade. 472 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,426 I saw you checking that guy out. 473 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,903 - Man, if I could get my hands on a piece of that 474 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,429 I'd have his babies. 475 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,598 I mean, we may not be able to reproduce, 476 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,391 but we could keep practicing anyway. 477 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,019 - Okay, so, go talk to him! 478 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,439 I mean, he's cute, you're cute, 479 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,732 what's the problem? 480 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,192 - Yeah, I wish it were that simple. 481 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,902 But what about you? 482 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,905 This club isn't exactly ideal for hetero hookups. 483 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:02,947 - There's this guy. 484 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,616 - Tell me, tell me. 485 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,076 - I don't know. 486 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:09,496 My ex pretty much ruined any prospect of romance for me. 487 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,474 - But are you really gonna let every future male suitor 488 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,778 pay for the sins of one asshole? 489 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,671 - I don't... (laughs) 490 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:41,653 - You are so busted. 491 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,695 - Hi. 492 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,824 You know, you really should learn 493 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,326 to clear the search history on your laptop 494 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,452 before logging out. 495 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,373 (laughing) 496 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,958 The look on your face. 497 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,584 I was just dropping off some laundry. 498 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,672 All right. 499 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,925 So, what do you want on this aisle? 500 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,886 - Nothing over here. 501 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:09,514 - Oh, come on, it's because it's healthy. 502 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,890 I'm gonna get you some juice. 503 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:12,142 - I don't want juice! 504 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,810 - It'll be good for you. 505 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:14,954 It'll be good for your brain. 506 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:15,603 - No! 507 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:16,813 No! 508 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,857 - All right, what else do you want then? 509 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,650 - Some snackage. 510 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,152 - You want some snackage. - Snackage. 511 00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,573 - Oh, hey, baby, I gotta take this. 512 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,283 Why don't you go pick out your cereal 513 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,035 and I'll finish up here. 514 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,076 - Okay. 515 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:33,997 - Hi! 516 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,039 Jasmine. 517 00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,217 Could I call you right back? 518 00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:58,313 - Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't see you there. 519 00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,689 - May I help you with something? 520 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,107 - No, no, I'm fine. 521 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,485 I'm just keeping my eye on that young man over there. 522 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,654 - Well, that young man happens to be my son. 523 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,369 And you know, I've tried my best as his mother 524 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,621 to safeguard him from self righteous people 525 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,122 such as yourself 526 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:19,959 who can't seem to get past their own pigheaded ignorance! 527 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,711 That young man over there 528 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:25,048 is the kindest, most compassionate, honest, 529 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,092 generous people that you will ever know. 530 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,887 If I had any less compassion, I would have you fired. 531 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,681 Of course, then I would be acting 532 00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:33,973 the way you expect me to. 533 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,103 Good day, ma'am. 534 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,688 Don't you have some groceries to stock? 535 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,197 - Clean up on aisle nine. 536 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:50,865 Way to go, mom. 537 00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,492 - Nobody messes with my baby. 538 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:06,857 - You know you want to. - No. 539 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,049 - You know it's gonna happen. 540 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,259 - No, no. - Yup. 541 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,611 - Put it down, let's go. - Three, two, one... 542 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,178 - No, no. - Hump day! 543 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,601 Bro, I am starving. 544 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,478 - We just devoured a Chinese buffet. 545 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,898 - True, but I may or may not have lit up in the parking lot. 546 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,818 So, I've got the munchies. 547 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:29,029 - You're gonna get caught one of these days. 548 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:32,991 - Let's just say the dean and I have an understanding. 549 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:33,950 - Understanding? 550 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,077 Like a sexual understanding? 551 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,911 - Shh, keep your voice down, Chad, 552 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,121 this is a library. 553 00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,789 Have some class son, sheesh. 554 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:40,831 - Class? 555 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,876 - Just go, go! 556 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,715 Better quiet down, miss. 557 00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:49,757 I'm watching you. 558 00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:55,180 (laughing) 559 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,852 Ah, I see that books aren't the only thang 560 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:01,936 we're here to check out. 561 00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:06,149 - Her name is Melanie. 562 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,025 - Ah! 563 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,067 So you admit it. 564 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,864 Thank God, celibacy was making you difficult to be around. 565 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,908 - She's not interested, Mike. 566 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:17,911 She said as much herself, I mean look at her. 567 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,829 She's into black guys. 568 00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,122 (chuckling) 569 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,164 You know what I mean. 570 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,418 - I don't think you know what you mean. 571 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,422 (keys jingling) 572 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,215 Go, go. 573 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,256 - Give me my keys, man. 574 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:33,550 - Go. 575 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,477 - You know, I'm not entirely convinced 576 00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,771 that you read as often as you're trying to lead on. 577 00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:45,980 - Really? 578 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:46,981 - Well, I mean, you didn't come here 579 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,263 for the terrible coffee either. 580 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:53,321 - No, I actually came over to ask if you... 581 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:56,533 I mean, to see if you wanted to, 582 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,663 or if you're available, or interested. 583 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,083 I mean, maybe we could... 584 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,293 I mean, it wouldn't be... 585 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,504 (laughing) 586 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,380 Nevermind. 587 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,090 - Chad. 588 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,011 Ask me again. 589 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,810 - Will you go out to dinner with me Saturday night? 590 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:24,852 - Hell no. 591 00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,398 (laughing) 592 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,253 (somber music) 593 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,977 - We are his family. 594 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:10,106 You think Chad doesn't know that? 595 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,609 - I feel like he's gonna take one look at her 596 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:14,569 and know what he's missed all these years. 597 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:18,406 I'm gonna pale in comparison. 598 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,992 (somber music) 599 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,456 - You are living inside your head. 600 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:33,838 You and I have raised a brilliant kid. 601 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,259 It would be selfish not to share his greatness 602 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:40,095 with other people. 603 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,015 This will always be his home. 604 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,601 He knows that. 605 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,314 - God! 606 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,774 I love this man. 607 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:55,068 (somber music) 608 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,077 - Prepare to be boarded. 609 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,037 (laughing) 610 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:07,079 - Oh dear. 611 00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:13,795 - I am coming for you. 612 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:14,921 - [Barbara] Oh my! 613 00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:17,525 - You're gonna get some of this. 614 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,050 - [Barbara] Oh, I like it! 615 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,219 - And some of this. 616 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,137 (laughing) 617 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,555 - Oh God! 618 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:24,949 - [Father] You'll be hoisted up on this... 619 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:26,016 - Hoisted? 620 00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:27,057 Oh dear, oh no. 621 00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,270 Oh my God. 622 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,646 - And maybe a little of this! 623 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:35,108 (laughing) 624 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,211 You think they can hear us? 625 00:29:37,235 --> 00:29:39,154 - [Barbara] Not a chance! 626 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,321 - All right. 627 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,823 Prepare for liftoff. 628 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,160 (laughing) 629 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:52,584 - Sounds like your parents 630 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,337 are getting on that business! 631 00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:57,547 - Turn up the volume, please. 632 00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,150 We need some white noise in the background. 633 00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:02,218 - I'm pretty sure that qualifies as a white noise. 634 00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:04,637 So... 635 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:07,015 Netflix, porn, no chill though. 636 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:08,308 Fuck that, right? 637 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,350 - Neither. 638 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,228 Wait, you still watch porn? 639 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,813 - Uh, am I a male? 640 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,190 Do I have a penis? 641 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:16,775 - How do you find time between that 642 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:20,570 and your other hobbies? 643 00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:24,032 - We make time, Chad. 644 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:29,412 I try to rub one out on my lunch breaks. 645 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:31,664 - I can't imagine why you never told me that story. 646 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,001 Does he have a name? 647 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,674 - It changes like the seasons. 648 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,842 I try to give it a pretentious name 649 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:46,388 like a Sebastian or a Cornelius. 650 00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:47,806 (laughing) 651 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,557 - I call mine the Dark Knight... 652 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:52,268 Rises. 653 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:53,770 - Holy shit, son. 654 00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:56,523 That is the fuckin' shit! 655 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:57,732 No toilet! 656 00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,150 - Stop, stop it! 657 00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:00,192 - So... 658 00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,963 When are you gonna make a freak out of library girl? 659 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,489 - When are you gonna realize you and I 660 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,449 aren't the same person? 661 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,034 - Well, if it wasn't for me, 662 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,912 there would be no date to speak of, so you're welcome. 663 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:14,249 - There is one thing you can help me with. 664 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:17,752 Melanie, she's into black men. 665 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,295 And when I say black men, 666 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:22,716 I mean black men. - Black men. 667 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:26,428 - And I listen to indie rock, I shop at Banana Republic, 668 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:29,180 and I use colorful words like flabbergasted 669 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,724 in everyday conversation. 670 00:31:30,765 --> 00:31:35,437 I'm fully aware of my ethnic limitations? 671 00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:37,230 I need an urban transformation, 672 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:40,400 so I have a proposition for you. 673 00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:41,442 Now, I was... 674 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,031 - I thought you'd never ask. 675 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:55,206 (drowned out rap music) 676 00:31:58,293 --> 00:32:10,472 ♪ Before I had it, I closed my eyes and imagined ♪ 677 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,057 ♪ Now I ain't never had much, see ♪ 678 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:13,391 ♪ Each side dusty ♪ 679 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,477 ♪ Half a loaf of bread, red Kool-Aid ♪ 680 00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:16,394 ♪ And some lunch meat ♪ 681 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,021 ♪ Girls wouldn't touch me ♪ 682 00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,397 ♪ Thinking I had it ♪ 683 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:23,151 ♪ Close my eyes and imagine ♪ 684 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:25,236 ♪ No matter how the situation looked ♪ 685 00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:26,488 ♪ Plates empty ♪ 686 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,156 ♪ Imagining food like the scene on Hook ♪ 687 00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:30,700 ♪ If my dreams don't hook, line, and sinker ♪ 688 00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:34,245 ♪ Everything I think of ♪ 689 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:37,207 ♪ I close my eyes to see ♪ 690 00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:40,085 ♪ Everything come alive ♪ 691 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:43,088 ♪ And only these dreams keep me ♪ 692 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,049 ♪ Perfect visions are in my mind ♪ 693 00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:49,177 ♪ And maybe you'll see one day ♪ 694 00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:52,222 ♪ All that I've seen, you'll know ♪ 695 00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:56,518 ♪ You can believe, just clothes your eyes with me ♪ 696 00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,895 ♪ Imagination ♪ 697 00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:24,254 (doorbell rings) 698 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:31,720 - Damn, girl. 699 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:34,264 You clean up nicely. 700 00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:38,560 - Thanks. 701 00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:42,689 - Yo, that dress fits you like one of Beyonce's weaves. 702 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,566 Flawless. 703 00:33:44,607 --> 00:33:46,359 - You look different. 704 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,111 - Different good or different bad? 705 00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:51,197 - I haven't decided yet. 706 00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:55,952 ♪ I got your confirmation ♪ 707 00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:57,620 ♪ The conversation I'm debating ♪ 708 00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:59,515 ♪ Contemplating, I've forsaken, waiting patient ♪ 709 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:00,699 - Is this what you listen to? 710 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,209 - Man, hell yeah! 711 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,386 ♪ Now that's the power in the fist ♪ 712 00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:14,471 ♪ So we raise it ♪ 713 00:34:14,512 --> 00:34:15,805 - I didn't know you smoked weed. 714 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,100 - Yeah. 715 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:21,894 Yeah, fo sho. 716 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,734 - Well, what do you say we make this night 717 00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,277 a little more interesting? 718 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:36,659 (laughing) 719 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:46,503 - Wow, this is unexpected. 720 00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:47,629 - Oh, Chad. 721 00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:48,546 I want you to meet my favorite person, 722 00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:49,588 this is Devin. 723 00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:52,425 - Oh, what's up bro? 724 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:53,259 - Right. 725 00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:55,428 I'm good, bro. 726 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,263 Are you guys ready to order? 727 00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,557 - Just get Chad and I my regular, 728 00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:02,644 and I'm gonna visit the little girl's room. 729 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,854 (laughing) 730 00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:10,568 (gurgling) 731 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,446 - Psst. 732 00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:14,488 Sup, nigga. 733 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:16,533 - Greetings, my niggers. 734 00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:18,575 Oh, no, no, no. 735 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:20,619 Niggas. 736 00:35:22,539 --> 00:35:24,624 (chuckling) 737 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,046 - [Melanie] You okay? 738 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:31,088 What's wrong? 739 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:35,093 - Don't look behind you, 740 00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:40,432 but there's this cowboy looking dude staring me down. 741 00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,518 (laughing) 742 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,269 - Okay, so what? 743 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,437 Just ignore him. 744 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:52,569 Is there a problem, sir? 745 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,204 Okay. 746 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:08,001 (laughing) 747 00:36:08,043 --> 00:36:10,295 - That was straight gangsta! 748 00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:14,674 - Okay, I'm sorry, 749 00:36:14,716 --> 00:36:15,901 but can you please stop talking like that? 750 00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:18,011 - What's wrong with how I talk? 751 00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:20,637 - It's not you! 752 00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:25,643 Here. 753 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:26,770 That is so much better. 754 00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:32,025 So you think being black is just a character you play? 755 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:33,067 - It's not natural. 756 00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:38,990 I'm too white washed to be accepted by blacks, 757 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:42,285 and I'm too black to be fully embraced by whites. 758 00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:47,248 I straddle the proverbial line 759 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:50,418 that separates the two. 760 00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:53,564 - Well, maybe you just have a limited perspective 761 00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:55,548 of what it means to be black or white. 762 00:36:57,008 --> 00:37:01,388 I mean, you're black because you were born black. 763 00:37:01,429 --> 00:37:03,306 It doesn't come with an instructional manual, 764 00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:04,474 just be yourself. 765 00:37:07,018 --> 00:37:09,479 - You're gonna make a great counselor some day. 766 00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:13,858 - [Devin] Stoner special coming in. 767 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,194 This one is on the house. 768 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:17,529 - Oh God, is it that obvious? 769 00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:21,491 - Your eyes are dilated, you smell like a frat house, 770 00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:22,677 and the two of you have been laughing 771 00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:24,703 as if you're at a standup comedy show. 772 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:27,163 And I for one know that this one is not that funny. 773 00:37:27,205 --> 00:37:28,456 (laughing) 774 00:37:28,498 --> 00:37:29,582 - Stop! 775 00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:30,625 (laughing) 776 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:31,667 Thank you. 777 00:37:32,502 --> 00:37:33,753 - You're funny. 778 00:37:33,795 --> 00:37:34,629 - Thanks. 779 00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:35,588 I'm gonna eat though, so... 780 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:36,630 - Okay. 781 00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:41,344 (doorbell rings) 782 00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:42,386 - I'll get it. 783 00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:55,191 It's good to see you again. 784 00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:00,655 Can I get you something to drink? 785 00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:02,532 - No, I'm fine. 786 00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:03,574 Thank you. 787 00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:10,749 (somber piano music) 788 00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:11,790 - Jasmine. 789 00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:14,585 - Barbara. 790 00:38:18,089 --> 00:38:19,089 - Look. 791 00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:22,385 (chuckling) 792 00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:24,262 Oh, and here he is as a cowboy. 793 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:28,141 And swimming. 794 00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:31,936 (door creaks) 795 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:35,106 - Hey mom, dad. 796 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,268 - Chad, honey, can you come in here for just a minute? 797 00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:42,822 This is Jasmine Jones, 798 00:38:42,864 --> 00:38:45,742 and she's traveled all the way from Tulsa 799 00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:46,784 just to see you. 800 00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:50,455 - To see you? 801 00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:51,831 - Yeah baby, just to see you. 802 00:38:56,586 --> 00:38:59,839 Chad, Jasmine is your birth mother. 803 00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:02,717 (emotional music) 804 00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:13,812 Why don't we take a drive around the lake? 805 00:39:28,743 --> 00:39:31,037 (door creaks) 806 00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:37,585 - [Jasmine] What's on your mind? 807 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:41,965 - I'm not sure exactly. 808 00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:44,467 It's a lot to process. 809 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:49,180 My parents, they kept a significant detail 810 00:39:49,222 --> 00:39:52,767 of this arrangement under wraps. 811 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:58,398 - [Jasmine] Are you very upset, Chad? 812 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,983 - Well, why now? 813 00:40:00,025 --> 00:40:01,905 I gave up on this sort of thing a long time ago. 814 00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:05,947 - You sound just like her. 815 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:06,989 - Well, she did raise me. 816 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:13,997 - I want you to know that not a single day went by 817 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:15,498 that I didn't think about you. 818 00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:22,922 But you've grown, thrived, 819 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,925 become your own man. 820 00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:32,974 It pains and comforts me in equal measure 821 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,102 that you've become someone special 822 00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:40,815 with no influence of my own. 823 00:40:44,152 --> 00:40:45,570 (chuckling) 824 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:48,114 The same blood runs through our veins 825 00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:53,912 yet I can see your eyes look straight through me. 826 00:40:57,749 --> 00:41:00,794 I thank God that someone loved and protected you 827 00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:04,255 the way I should've, the way I couldn't. 828 00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,965 (sobbing) 829 00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:08,218 (coughing) 830 00:41:08,259 --> 00:41:09,886 - [Chad] Are you okay? 831 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:14,766 - I'm not gone yet. 832 00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:20,939 I still have some time, if you're willing to share yours. 833 00:41:27,404 --> 00:41:29,155 - Where's the Jack, bitches! 834 00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:30,532 I need a shot. 835 00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:36,204 Let's turn up, motherfuckers! 836 00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:37,872 - Well, you heard her! 837 00:41:37,914 --> 00:41:39,916 Let's turn it up, bitches! 838 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,394 - You didn't tell me Luke was hosting. 839 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:42,752 - Hey, a party's a party, right? 840 00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:45,422 Come on Chad, lighten up. 841 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:47,090 Live a little. 842 00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:49,467 Besides, there's a sea of other drunk college students 843 00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:51,511 to distract yourself with. 844 00:41:51,553 --> 00:41:52,679 - Don't step... 845 00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:01,979 - Chad! 846 00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:04,899 I thought that was you. 847 00:42:04,941 --> 00:42:07,110 How's my favorite sales clerk doing? 848 00:42:07,152 --> 00:42:08,445 Are you leaving? 849 00:42:08,486 --> 00:42:09,779 - No. 850 00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:11,865 Nah, I just came out to get some fresh air. 851 00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:12,866 - Mm. 852 00:42:12,907 --> 00:42:14,284 Let me guess. 853 00:42:14,325 --> 00:42:15,725 This isn't really your scene, is it? 854 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,788 - I do better with smaller crowds. 855 00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:20,665 (laughing) 856 00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:21,707 - Are you with Luke? 857 00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:24,001 - Yes. 858 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:26,045 - Hm. 859 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:28,006 - I know what you're thinking. 860 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:29,275 - No, no, no, it's none of my business. 861 00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:30,925 - Hear me out. 862 00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:34,804 He's rough around the edges, I know. 863 00:42:36,097 --> 00:42:38,933 But he's actually really sensitive and caring 864 00:42:38,975 --> 00:42:40,060 when you get to know him. 865 00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:41,186 He's been through a lot. 866 00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:47,942 Just last year his mom confessed 867 00:42:47,984 --> 00:42:49,694 that she had an affair 868 00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:51,863 and that he's not his father's biological son. 869 00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:57,952 He and his father were very close. 870 00:42:57,994 --> 00:42:58,994 It's really changed him. 871 00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:02,123 Sometimes I think I'm the only support system 872 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,165 that he has. 873 00:43:15,553 --> 00:43:16,553 - Well... 874 00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:21,059 I hope he pays as much attention to you 875 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:22,101 as you do to him. 876 00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:25,855 It's not your responsibility to save him. 877 00:43:28,108 --> 00:43:29,908 Just make sure you're taking care of yourself. 878 00:43:38,034 --> 00:43:39,034 - Really, Luke? 879 00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:41,621 - Babe, we are just talking. 880 00:43:42,872 --> 00:43:43,872 - Wow. 881 00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,584 (laughs) 882 00:43:49,337 --> 00:43:50,922 - Amber. 883 00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:51,631 Amber. - There he is! 884 00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:52,673 Hey! 885 00:43:56,469 --> 00:43:58,221 Hey, don't you give me that look. 886 00:43:58,263 --> 00:43:59,699 - Just take it easy, Mike, it's not a race... 887 00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:01,158 - Hey, hey, hey, I don't need no babysitter, 888 00:44:01,182 --> 00:44:02,182 you're not my brother. 889 00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:05,812 Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry. 890 00:44:05,854 --> 00:44:06,855 I didn't mean it, aight? 891 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,107 Look, I'll cut you a deal. 892 00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:12,152 I'll switch to beer, 893 00:44:12,193 --> 00:44:13,194 but you gotta promise me 894 00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:14,696 you'll at least attempt to socialize 895 00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:16,114 with these people. 896 00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:18,241 - And these are all your friends, Mike. 897 00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:19,576 - No, no, that's not true, 898 00:44:19,617 --> 00:44:21,457 they just don't know how dope you are yet, man. 899 00:44:22,495 --> 00:44:23,495 Dude, come here. 900 00:44:25,457 --> 00:44:28,585 (dramatic music) 901 00:44:28,626 --> 00:44:29,794 Aight. 902 00:44:29,836 --> 00:44:31,046 Aight everybody, listen up. 903 00:44:31,087 --> 00:44:32,087 Listen up! 904 00:44:33,089 --> 00:44:35,216 I've got an announcement to make. 905 00:44:35,258 --> 00:44:37,010 For those of you who don't know, 906 00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:40,972 this is my best friend Chad. 907 00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:44,351 Everybody say "Hi, Chad!" 908 00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,894 - [Group] Hi, Chad! 909 00:44:45,935 --> 00:44:47,270 - Thank you. 910 00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:52,108 You see, Chad here, is the best damn version of me. 911 00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:53,193 He's a real, live rockstar 912 00:44:53,234 --> 00:44:55,236 and a fucking amazing companion. 913 00:44:56,571 --> 00:44:59,574 You see, Chad, he's a little shy. 914 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:02,535 It takes him a little while to open up to others. 915 00:45:02,577 --> 00:45:04,079 So if you God damn party monsters 916 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,916 would be so kind as to make him feel welcome, 917 00:45:07,957 --> 00:45:11,044 I promise he'll be the best investment you ever made! 918 00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:12,128 Now get up off your asses 919 00:45:12,170 --> 00:45:13,755 and get this motherfucker a real drink! 920 00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:15,924 (cheering) 921 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:20,219 - Sorry. 922 00:45:21,596 --> 00:45:23,306 ♪ Drinks is on me ♪ 923 00:45:23,348 --> 00:45:25,433 ♪ Get loose, Grey Goose ♪ 924 00:45:25,475 --> 00:45:28,269 ♪ That Patron got me in the zone ♪ 925 00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:30,605 ♪ Get loose, Grey Goose ♪ 926 00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:31,856 ♪ Got me in the zone ♪ 927 00:45:31,898 --> 00:45:34,234 ♪ Got, got me in the zone ♪ 928 00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:37,070 ♪ She's a bad chick, I gotta have it ♪ 929 00:45:37,112 --> 00:45:39,989 ♪ Matter of fact she run with a bunch of chicks ♪ 930 00:45:40,031 --> 00:45:42,367 ♪ I woke up and say do you want a drink ♪ 931 00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:44,786 ♪ She leans over, and drinks is on me ♪ 932 00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:46,079 ♪ She got good head ♪ 933 00:45:46,121 --> 00:45:47,080 ♪ And I like that ♪ 934 00:45:47,122 --> 00:45:48,581 ♪ She got soft skin ♪ 935 00:45:48,623 --> 00:45:50,083 ♪ And I like that ♪ 936 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,334 ♪ She got a nice whip ♪ 937 00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,420 ♪ And I like that ♪ 938 00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:56,256 ♪ She's independent and I really like that ♪ 939 00:45:56,297 --> 00:45:59,092 (record scratching) 940 00:46:05,223 --> 00:46:07,892 ♪ Drinks is on me ♪ 941 00:46:07,934 --> 00:46:16,359 ♪ And I like that ♪ 942 00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:19,112 ♪ Really like that ♪ 943 00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:29,789 ♪ Drinks is on me ♪ 944 00:46:32,542 --> 00:46:34,753 (cheering) 945 00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:43,678 - I thought black people are only good at contact sports. 946 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,139 - I'm not really black, it's just a really good tan. 947 00:46:47,849 --> 00:46:49,184 - Yeah. 948 00:46:49,225 --> 00:46:52,103 Must be nice being someone else's charity case. 949 00:46:52,145 --> 00:46:53,730 - I'm not sure I follow. 950 00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:56,274 - Oh, well, Michael, 951 00:46:56,316 --> 00:47:01,196 he told me that you were adopted. 952 00:47:01,237 --> 00:47:02,697 And it's become a social trend 953 00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:07,202 for the distinguished to adopt minority children. 954 00:47:07,243 --> 00:47:09,287 - Is there a point to this sermon? 955 00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:10,538 - Yes. 956 00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:14,084 I would like you to teach me about yourself. 957 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:16,211 All this new age, progressive... 958 00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:18,338 "Progressive". 959 00:47:19,297 --> 00:47:22,384 Liberal shenanigans. 960 00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:25,220 Black people carrying on like white people 961 00:47:25,261 --> 00:47:26,261 and vice versa. 962 00:47:27,305 --> 00:47:29,140 I'm sure you share my philosophy. 963 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:32,227 - And what philosophy is that? 964 00:47:32,268 --> 00:47:34,938 - The belief, distinction, 965 00:47:34,979 --> 00:47:36,731 that there's a difference between 966 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:40,068 black people and niggers! 967 00:47:44,114 --> 00:47:47,242 Nothing. (laughs) 968 00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:49,119 Wow, nothing, no reaction. 969 00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:52,247 You know, I half expected you 970 00:47:52,288 --> 00:47:53,415 to call in your boy Michael 971 00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,583 to come in, jump me, and beat my ass. 972 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:59,546 But that just wouldn't add up, would it? 973 00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:04,050 I see why Melanie likes you. 974 00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:07,095 Well, if you lie with dogs... 975 00:48:09,139 --> 00:48:10,139 Oh, you didn't know. 976 00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:14,728 (ominous music) 977 00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:19,357 - You know what, Luke? 978 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:20,942 You don't know anything about me. 979 00:48:22,277 --> 00:48:24,612 But at least now we all know who you are. 980 00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:30,118 And at least I know who my family is. 981 00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:34,456 (dramatic music) 982 00:48:34,497 --> 00:48:36,374 (laughing) 983 00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,627 - Let's play, let's play, let's play. 984 00:48:39,669 --> 00:48:40,669 Let's fuckin' play! 985 00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:50,263 (dramatic music) 986 00:49:08,698 --> 00:49:09,866 - Mm. 987 00:49:09,908 --> 00:49:10,908 - Just beer, huh? 988 00:49:13,244 --> 00:49:14,244 Hey. 989 00:49:15,455 --> 00:49:18,041 You made it, I thought you two flaked. 990 00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:19,167 Where is she? 991 00:49:19,209 --> 00:49:20,209 - Outside. 992 00:49:21,002 --> 00:49:22,379 - Look, I'm sorry man. 993 00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,047 I didn't know this was Luke's house, 994 00:49:24,089 --> 00:49:27,008 and I didn't know Luke and Melanie dated, I would've never... 995 00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:28,050 - Don't sweat it, boo. 996 00:49:29,844 --> 00:49:32,055 - This is my obnoxious best friend Michael, 997 00:49:32,097 --> 00:49:34,641 he is very drunk right now. 998 00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:36,393 - Yeah, I hadn't noticed. 999 00:49:36,434 --> 00:49:38,269 Pleasure, Michael. 1000 00:49:38,311 --> 00:49:39,854 - Hey, man. 1001 00:49:39,896 --> 00:49:42,190 Any friend of Chad's is a friend of mine. 1002 00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:45,944 Let's get this man a drink! 1003 00:49:45,985 --> 00:49:46,985 - All right. 1004 00:49:55,495 --> 00:49:59,541 (drowned out music) 1005 00:49:59,582 --> 00:50:01,376 - What are you doing later? 1006 00:50:30,113 --> 00:50:32,490 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1007 00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:39,456 - Well, that escalated quickly. 1008 00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:47,339 - I can't believe I let you convince me 1009 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:48,465 to go to that party. 1010 00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,509 - Man, I saved you back there, 1011 00:50:51,551 --> 00:50:52,635 you should be thanking me. 1012 00:50:56,348 --> 00:50:57,388 - You gotta be kidding me. 1013 00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:06,399 Michael, look, just sit back and be quiet. 1014 00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:07,484 All right? 1015 00:51:07,525 --> 00:51:08,109 - [Michael] Okay. 1016 00:51:08,151 --> 00:51:09,611 - Okay. 1017 00:51:09,652 --> 00:51:13,239 Both hands on the wheel, make eye contact, be respectful. 1018 00:51:13,281 --> 00:51:14,281 Breathe. 1019 00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:31,508 (knocking) 1020 00:51:34,427 --> 00:51:36,596 - Well, what do you know. 1021 00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:38,556 Where are you boys headed at this hour? 1022 00:51:38,598 --> 00:51:39,598 - Headed home, sir. 1023 00:51:41,184 --> 00:51:43,395 - Your momma teach you to talk proper like that? 1024 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:47,107 - Yes. 1025 00:51:47,148 --> 00:51:48,817 Yes sir, she did. 1026 00:51:48,858 --> 00:51:50,777 - Now she sounds like a pretty smart woman. 1027 00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:53,363 You ever been arrested, son? 1028 00:51:54,698 --> 00:51:55,532 - No, sir. 1029 00:51:55,573 --> 00:51:56,573 No, I haven't. 1030 00:51:58,785 --> 00:52:00,704 - We'll see about that. 1031 00:52:00,745 --> 00:52:03,039 License and registration, hand it over. 1032 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,423 You look nervous, boy. 1033 00:52:12,632 --> 00:52:13,800 You boys have been drinking? 1034 00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:16,344 - Just a few beers. 1035 00:52:16,386 --> 00:52:17,512 Right, Chad? 1036 00:52:17,554 --> 00:52:19,973 - No, sir, I haven't been drinking. 1037 00:52:20,015 --> 00:52:21,015 - You boys sit tight. 1038 00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:25,603 - Sit tight. 1039 00:52:25,645 --> 00:52:27,313 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1040 00:52:27,355 --> 00:52:28,523 - It was joke man, chill. 1041 00:52:28,565 --> 00:52:29,607 Okay? 1042 00:52:29,649 --> 00:52:31,026 - Sit back. 1043 00:52:31,067 --> 00:52:32,067 Sit back, Mike! 1044 00:52:38,116 --> 00:52:39,617 - [Michael] Chad, I'm sorry, I... 1045 00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:41,661 - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 1046 00:52:50,754 --> 00:52:52,213 - Breathe into this, son. 1047 00:52:54,716 --> 00:52:55,716 - No. 1048 00:52:57,552 --> 00:52:59,304 - [Officer] What did you just say to me? 1049 00:53:01,556 --> 00:53:03,850 - I said no. 1050 00:53:03,892 --> 00:53:05,268 I'm not breathing into that. 1051 00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:08,396 Did you find anything on my record? 1052 00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:10,731 No sir, you didn't. 1053 00:53:11,983 --> 00:53:14,277 You're trying to bait me into an altercation. 1054 00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:16,613 Now, it's been a very long night, 1055 00:53:16,654 --> 00:53:18,114 I haven't done anything wrong, 1056 00:53:18,156 --> 00:53:20,867 and I'd appreciate it if you let me and my friend go home. 1057 00:53:26,748 --> 00:53:28,375 - Step out of the car, son. 1058 00:53:28,416 --> 00:53:29,209 - For what? 1059 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:30,543 I... 1060 00:53:30,585 --> 00:53:31,771 - Officer, Officer, it was just a bad joke. 1061 00:53:31,795 --> 00:53:33,922 He hasn't been drinking, I have. 1062 00:53:33,963 --> 00:53:35,924 He's my designated driver. 1063 00:53:35,965 --> 00:53:38,468 - I said step out of the car. 1064 00:53:54,526 --> 00:53:57,195 Arms to your side, eyes closed. 1065 00:53:58,571 --> 00:54:01,616 Put your left index finger on your nose. 1066 00:54:01,658 --> 00:54:02,658 - Are you serious? 1067 00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:19,360 - Get back in the car, Michael. 1068 00:54:19,384 --> 00:54:20,736 - What's your fucking problem, man! 1069 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,821 - Get back in the fucking car, Mike! 1070 00:54:21,845 --> 00:54:22,762 - Do you let the white man 1071 00:54:22,804 --> 00:54:24,389 fight all your battles for you? 1072 00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:27,350 - That's my fucking friend you're harassing! 1073 00:54:27,392 --> 00:54:28,577 You don't know what he means to me, 1074 00:54:28,601 --> 00:54:29,602 what he's done for me. 1075 00:54:30,895 --> 00:54:31,896 He's a good man! 1076 00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:36,067 - Mike, look at me. 1077 00:54:39,779 --> 00:54:40,864 Go sit down, all right? 1078 00:54:51,624 --> 00:54:52,624 I'm sorry. 1079 00:54:53,918 --> 00:54:54,918 You said this line? 1080 00:54:56,504 --> 00:54:57,504 Hm? 1081 00:55:03,762 --> 00:55:05,096 - Get back in your vehicle. 1082 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,268 (dramatic music) 1083 00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:20,486 - Fuck. 1084 00:55:21,196 --> 00:55:23,323 (sobbing) 1085 00:55:38,838 --> 00:55:40,382 You really did it this time, Mike. 1086 00:55:42,217 --> 00:55:43,802 You almost got me arrested, man. 1087 00:55:46,388 --> 00:55:47,681 You gotta stop this! 1088 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,560 - I know. 1089 00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:56,355 I know. 1090 00:55:57,982 --> 00:56:00,443 (sobbing) 1091 00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:02,946 (dramatic music) 1092 00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:08,118 ♪ So we cherished, embarrassed with holy merit ♪ 1093 00:56:08,159 --> 00:56:09,661 ♪ I only fight to the point ♪ 1094 00:56:09,703 --> 00:56:11,287 ♪ To where I can bear it ♪ 1095 00:56:11,329 --> 00:56:14,124 ♪ My soul is barren, these dreams is trying to scare it ♪ 1096 00:56:14,165 --> 00:56:15,500 ♪ Scar it, I beg your pardon ♪ 1097 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:18,461 ♪ I'm starting, it parched the harshest ♪ 1098 00:56:18,503 --> 00:56:21,965 ♪ I tried so hard ♪ 1099 00:56:22,007 --> 00:56:24,718 ♪ To live my life ♪ 1100 00:56:24,759 --> 00:56:27,637 ♪ With these kind of people around me ♪ 1101 00:56:27,679 --> 00:56:30,432 ♪ It's a hard time ♪ 1102 00:56:35,186 --> 00:56:37,022 - So, are you gonna go? 1103 00:56:39,107 --> 00:56:40,608 Come on bro, you have to. 1104 00:56:41,526 --> 00:56:43,987 - No, actually, I don't. 1105 00:56:45,321 --> 00:56:46,906 - You're not the least bit curious? 1106 00:56:48,199 --> 00:56:51,202 - Maybe 10 years ago, but I have a family now. 1107 00:56:51,244 --> 00:56:52,162 - Yeah, but it's not like they're trying 1108 00:56:52,203 --> 00:56:53,830 to take that away from you, 1109 00:56:53,872 --> 00:56:56,082 they just want to be a part of your life. 1110 00:56:56,124 --> 00:56:57,476 I wouldn't let them down easy either, 1111 00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,793 but at least give them a chance. 1112 00:57:00,462 --> 00:57:02,440 I mean, don't you want to know where you came from? 1113 00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:05,133 You gotta blame someone for why you're so damn ugly, right? 1114 00:57:08,636 --> 00:57:09,676 Look, I'll cut you a deal. 1115 00:57:10,972 --> 00:57:13,933 I'll quit drinking if you go to this reunion. 1116 00:57:13,975 --> 00:57:14,975 - Nah uh, nope. 1117 00:57:15,810 --> 00:57:17,854 Doesn't work that way, Mike. 1118 00:57:17,896 --> 00:57:20,065 You have to quit drinking because you want to. 1119 00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:24,861 - True, you're right. 1120 00:57:26,196 --> 00:57:29,240 Just promise me you'll at least consider going. 1121 00:57:29,282 --> 00:57:30,509 Don't let your pride hinder you 1122 00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:31,910 from a potentially great thing. 1123 00:57:33,370 --> 00:57:34,829 And don't go to appease them. 1124 00:57:36,414 --> 00:57:37,832 Go so you can get closure. 1125 00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,131 - Let me guess, the usual? 1126 00:57:46,257 --> 00:57:47,842 - Yeah, I'll take a Bud Light. 1127 00:57:49,344 --> 00:57:50,762 - I'll go to the reunion, Mike. 1128 00:57:51,971 --> 00:57:53,556 - Actually, water will be fine. 1129 00:57:57,227 --> 00:57:58,687 - How is she? 1130 00:57:58,728 --> 00:58:00,438 - I gave an oath of secrecy. 1131 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,041 I'm afraid the only information I can divulge 1132 00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:03,692 is the contents of the Spanish omelet. 1133 00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:07,862 Do I look like a stripper to you? 1134 00:58:07,904 --> 00:58:08,904 - Devin. 1135 00:58:09,739 --> 00:58:10,739 There's nothing I can do? 1136 00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:15,036 (laughing) 1137 00:58:15,078 --> 00:58:15,912 - What's so funny? 1138 00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:17,914 - I'm sorry, I just had an idea. 1139 00:58:17,956 --> 00:58:20,000 But it's gonna require your full commitment. 1140 00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:21,041 - Try me. 1141 00:58:21,918 --> 00:58:24,212 - I'll explain, I get off in an hour. 1142 00:58:24,254 --> 00:58:26,423 I know the perfect place we can go to unwind. 1143 00:58:26,464 --> 00:58:28,842 - Oh, easy Polanski, we just met here. 1144 00:58:28,883 --> 00:58:29,883 - Hm. 1145 00:58:45,233 --> 00:58:46,776 - Devin? 1146 00:58:46,818 --> 00:58:47,818 - Melanball. 1147 00:58:50,905 --> 00:58:52,949 - Yes queens, take your pick. 1148 00:58:52,991 --> 00:58:54,868 Caramel or white chocolate? 1149 00:58:54,909 --> 00:58:56,161 (laughing) 1150 00:58:56,202 --> 00:58:59,122 - Oh, you already know, I like the dark meat. 1151 00:58:59,164 --> 00:59:01,249 - In that case, snowflake is all mine. 1152 00:59:05,045 --> 00:59:06,755 - What the actual fuck? 1153 00:59:06,796 --> 00:59:08,396 - Hey, I just told them you were a little 1154 00:59:08,423 --> 00:59:10,216 shorthanded for the fundraiser this weekend, 1155 00:59:10,258 --> 00:59:12,510 and they graciously offered to volunteer. 1156 00:59:13,845 --> 00:59:18,767 - Okay, ladies, gents and everyone in between, 1157 00:59:20,393 --> 00:59:24,105 you are in for a sickening gender bending extravaganza 1158 00:59:24,147 --> 00:59:26,107 for a very special cause. 1159 00:59:26,149 --> 00:59:29,611 The name of the game is... 1160 00:59:29,652 --> 00:59:32,739 Beat Dat Face! 1161 00:59:32,781 --> 00:59:35,784 I will be selecting two queens from the audience 1162 00:59:35,825 --> 00:59:39,704 to give makeovers to two straight people from the audience, 1163 00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:41,998 and then the audience will pick a winner. 1164 00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,377 So, do I have any volunteers? 1165 00:59:45,418 --> 00:59:46,461 (laughing) 1166 00:59:46,503 --> 00:59:48,088 - Yes! 1167 00:59:48,129 --> 00:59:50,590 - [Host] Yes, yes, the two thirsty queens in the back. 1168 00:59:52,384 --> 00:59:56,763 And how about my straight people? 1169 00:59:56,805 --> 01:00:00,392 Come on, don't be shy! 1170 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:01,351 Mhm. 1171 01:00:01,393 --> 01:00:02,894 You two. 1172 01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:04,938 Come on up and have a seat on stage. 1173 01:00:14,906 --> 01:00:17,075 All right, ladies. 1174 01:00:17,117 --> 01:00:18,868 Beat Them Faces! 1175 01:00:19,953 --> 01:00:22,997 (catchy pop music) 1176 01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:27,961 ♪ To say you still hate me ♪ 1177 01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:32,716 ♪ You're simply understating ♪ 1178 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,052 ♪ It makes me feel so crazy ♪ 1179 01:00:36,094 --> 01:00:39,014 ♪ To say you're uncertain ♪ 1180 01:00:39,055 --> 01:00:41,182 (cheering) 1181 01:00:44,519 --> 01:00:46,688 (clapping) 1182 01:00:52,068 --> 01:00:53,862 (laughing) 1183 01:00:53,903 --> 01:00:55,238 - I'm not sure I'll ever be able 1184 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,740 to look at you the same. 1185 01:00:56,781 --> 01:00:57,781 - Yeah. 1186 01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:02,078 Look, I just wanted to say that I'm really... 1187 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:05,540 (lighthearted piano music) 1188 01:01:16,468 --> 01:01:18,803 (chuckling) 1189 01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:26,561 - Wow, ain't you just a delicious hunk 1190 01:01:26,603 --> 01:01:27,771 of sexy chocolate? 1191 01:01:29,105 --> 01:01:32,609 You'd melt nicely in my mouth. 1192 01:01:32,650 --> 01:01:35,195 - Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, but this one's mine. 1193 01:01:35,236 --> 01:01:36,529 - Damn, girl! 1194 01:01:36,571 --> 01:01:38,174 You can't be bringing in eye candy like this 1195 01:01:38,198 --> 01:01:40,325 and not share him with the rest of us thirsty bitches. 1196 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:44,120 You better hold onto his manhood like a vice grip, honey. 1197 01:01:44,162 --> 01:01:45,372 - Okay, all right, come on. 1198 01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,166 - Girl. 1199 01:01:50,043 --> 01:01:52,379 (catchy music) 1200 01:01:57,175 --> 01:02:00,303 - You neglected to mention this was a gay bar. 1201 01:02:00,345 --> 01:02:01,262 - What difference does it make? 1202 01:02:01,304 --> 01:02:03,139 You're with me, right? 1203 01:02:03,181 --> 01:02:04,099 Come on, come on. 1204 01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:05,183 Let's dance! 1205 01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:06,351 Come on! 1206 01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:08,144 (chuckling) 1207 01:02:08,186 --> 01:02:09,145 Hey, hey, look at me! 1208 01:02:09,187 --> 01:02:10,188 Look at me. 1209 01:02:10,230 --> 01:02:11,189 Don't be scared, okay? 1210 01:02:11,231 --> 01:02:12,607 If there's anywhere in this planet 1211 01:02:12,649 --> 01:02:13,959 that you didn't have to worry about how 1212 01:02:13,983 --> 01:02:16,611 other people look at you, it's here, okay? 1213 01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:18,321 Get out of your head! 1214 01:02:18,363 --> 01:02:20,490 Come on, just let go! 1215 01:02:20,532 --> 01:02:21,408 Just... 1216 01:02:21,449 --> 01:02:22,449 Okay, move your hips. 1217 01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:25,786 Just go with it! 1218 01:02:28,039 --> 01:02:30,417 - [Chad] You're just gonna leave me here? 1219 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:33,920 (catchy electronic music) 1220 01:03:04,659 --> 01:03:06,369 - You look lost. 1221 01:03:06,411 --> 01:03:07,722 - And you look like you just lost a bet 1222 01:03:07,746 --> 01:03:09,956 predicting who'd win The Voice. 1223 01:03:09,998 --> 01:03:11,392 And there's no consolation at the bottom 1224 01:03:11,416 --> 01:03:13,084 of that vodka you're sucking down. 1225 01:03:14,919 --> 01:03:16,421 And shouldn't you be out here 1226 01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:19,341 mining this treasure trove for attractive gay men? 1227 01:03:19,382 --> 01:03:21,301 - Gays aren't inherently extroverted, Chad. 1228 01:03:21,343 --> 01:03:22,635 I keep to myself. 1229 01:03:22,677 --> 01:03:25,305 Although I did notice a little cutie over there. 1230 01:03:25,347 --> 01:03:26,306 The hottie in the purple pants 1231 01:03:26,348 --> 01:03:28,391 with the face like Jesus. 1232 01:03:28,433 --> 01:03:29,893 - I don't know. 1233 01:03:29,934 --> 01:03:31,287 If I would've seen him anywhere else but here 1234 01:03:31,311 --> 01:03:33,021 I'd think he's straight. 1235 01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:34,623 There's something about his demeanor doesn't scream 1236 01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:37,192 "I love Project Runway and listening to show tunes". 1237 01:03:37,233 --> 01:03:39,361 - You must think I just sashay around in my underwear 1238 01:03:39,402 --> 01:03:41,905 listening to Lady Gaga and Beyonce. 1239 01:03:41,946 --> 01:03:42,697 - Well, don't you? 1240 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:43,698 - Obviously! 1241 01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:44,616 But that's beside the point. 1242 01:03:44,657 --> 01:03:45,992 There's more to me than that. 1243 01:03:47,369 --> 01:03:50,038 There's no way in hell that that guy is straight. 1244 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,289 - How can you be so sure? 1245 01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:52,331 - The five second rule. 1246 01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:56,211 Straight men don't give other guys eye contact 1247 01:03:56,252 --> 01:03:57,420 for very long. 1248 01:03:57,462 --> 01:03:59,422 Two or three seconds tops. 1249 01:03:59,464 --> 01:04:01,341 And when a gay man suspects that another man 1250 01:04:01,383 --> 01:04:02,759 is part of the family, 1251 01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:04,362 he looks into his eyes for five whole seconds 1252 01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,096 without blinking. 1253 01:04:06,137 --> 01:04:08,598 And if he reciprocates, you know he's checking you out. 1254 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:11,351 It's like an unspoken gay language or something. 1255 01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:12,686 - So, did he reciprocate? 1256 01:04:12,727 --> 01:04:15,230 I mean, you seem pretty confident. 1257 01:04:15,271 --> 01:04:16,551 - Trust me, he's not interested. 1258 01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:18,983 - We'll see about that. 1259 01:04:22,070 --> 01:04:23,279 Rejected again. 1260 01:04:23,321 --> 01:04:25,323 And we all have somebody we'd sacrifice 1261 01:04:25,365 --> 01:04:28,660 our right arm for just to spend one night with them. 1262 01:04:28,702 --> 01:04:30,346 We convince ourselves that if they just gave us 1263 01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:32,038 just five seconds of their time, 1264 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,624 we can prove to them we're the right person for them, 1265 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:36,001 and for obvious reasons, 1266 01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:38,169 they don't give us the time of day. 1267 01:04:38,211 --> 01:04:41,297 Like karma, it is a vicious cycle. 1268 01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:47,178 See that cutie sitting in the middle table over there? 1269 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:48,555 I saw him from across the room 1270 01:04:48,596 --> 01:04:51,224 and I finally mustered up the courage to go say hi, 1271 01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:52,266 and he blew me off! 1272 01:04:53,101 --> 01:04:54,477 Not in the fun way. 1273 01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:56,021 (chuckling) 1274 01:04:56,062 --> 01:04:57,063 Want to know his excuse? 1275 01:04:58,356 --> 01:05:00,108 He said he was holding out for the hottie 1276 01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:02,152 in the tight, purple skinny jeans. 1277 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,363 Looks like the pendulum of fate 1278 01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:07,240 has just swung back in your favor, my friend. 1279 01:05:19,544 --> 01:05:20,587 - Hi, I'm Devin. 1280 01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:23,131 Can I buy you a drink? 1281 01:05:24,257 --> 01:05:27,052 (catchy r&b music) 1282 01:05:36,978 --> 01:05:40,815 ♪ Sexy, independent ♪ 1283 01:05:40,857 --> 01:05:44,694 ♪ You are a star ♪ 1284 01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:55,663 ♪ Sexy, independent ♪ 1285 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:28,154 - [Woman] Oh my God. 1286 01:06:28,196 --> 01:06:29,447 Did you hear that? 1287 01:06:29,489 --> 01:06:31,574 I think there's someone in our house! 1288 01:06:31,616 --> 01:06:33,660 - [Woman] I didn't hear anything. 1289 01:06:33,702 --> 01:06:34,702 - Okay, okay. 1290 01:06:36,371 --> 01:06:38,915 You've taken several self defense courses, Felicia. 1291 01:06:38,957 --> 01:06:40,709 You're a one woman killing machine! 1292 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:41,750 You've got this. 1293 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,420 Sir! 1294 01:06:45,714 --> 01:06:47,215 We have a knife. 1295 01:06:48,425 --> 01:06:49,217 - We do? 1296 01:06:49,259 --> 01:06:50,760 - Yes, we do. 1297 01:06:50,802 --> 01:06:53,346 And we're not afraid to use it. 1298 01:06:53,388 --> 01:06:55,432 So you better just stand right there. 1299 01:06:55,473 --> 01:06:57,726 - There's been a big misunderstanding here. 1300 01:06:57,767 --> 01:06:58,560 Okay? 1301 01:06:58,601 --> 01:06:59,561 I'm here with... 1302 01:06:59,602 --> 01:07:00,770 - Really, really? 1303 01:07:00,812 --> 01:07:02,188 You've broken into our house, 1304 01:07:02,230 --> 01:07:04,232 removed your trousers. 1305 01:07:04,274 --> 01:07:06,943 If your intention was to physically assault one of us, 1306 01:07:06,985 --> 01:07:09,571 you've come to the wrong place, my friend. 1307 01:07:09,612 --> 01:07:10,780 I've got a snapper trapper 1308 01:07:10,822 --> 01:07:12,407 that will sever your manhood in half. 1309 01:07:14,659 --> 01:07:15,659 - It's true. 1310 01:07:16,661 --> 01:07:18,830 - Don't you move a muscle. 1311 01:07:18,872 --> 01:07:19,873 Hey! 1312 01:07:19,914 --> 01:07:22,459 (dramatic music) 1313 01:07:25,337 --> 01:07:27,339 (groaning) 1314 01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:33,595 - [Chad] Please! 1315 01:07:33,636 --> 01:07:34,763 I'm not a bad guy. 1316 01:07:37,557 --> 01:07:38,557 - Mom? 1317 01:07:39,934 --> 01:07:40,934 - Melanie? 1318 01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:44,647 (gasping) 1319 01:07:44,689 --> 01:07:45,689 - Oh my God. 1320 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,234 - Not bad. 1321 01:07:48,276 --> 01:07:49,194 - Mom! 1322 01:07:49,235 --> 01:07:50,445 - [Felicia] For a guy, I mean. 1323 01:08:06,211 --> 01:08:07,587 - Well, sweetheart. 1324 01:08:07,629 --> 01:08:09,673 I can't tell you how good it is to see you 1325 01:08:09,714 --> 01:08:10,924 and how happy we are. 1326 01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:16,596 - I thought you guys were on vacation. 1327 01:08:16,638 --> 01:08:18,181 - We're sorry to have interrupted 1328 01:08:18,223 --> 01:08:20,558 your little sexcapade. 1329 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,060 This is our house, you know. 1330 01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,102 - Enough! 1331 01:08:23,853 --> 01:08:24,729 Okay? 1332 01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:26,356 I can't take it anymore. 1333 01:08:26,398 --> 01:08:28,566 This is Chad, and you guys will be happy to know 1334 01:08:28,608 --> 01:08:30,652 he's not a psycho sex killer. 1335 01:08:30,694 --> 01:08:32,487 He's in fact a reluctant participant 1336 01:08:32,529 --> 01:08:35,156 in this date from hell. 1337 01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:39,869 Chad, say hello to my mother, Felicia. 1338 01:08:41,579 --> 01:08:44,874 And my other mother, Margaret. 1339 01:08:48,378 --> 01:08:50,338 - Makes so much sense now. 1340 01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:51,589 - Aw, he's adorable. 1341 01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:53,717 He just put two and two together. 1342 01:08:53,758 --> 01:08:55,069 - Margaret, come with me to the kitchen. 1343 01:08:55,093 --> 01:08:56,553 We have a distinguished guest 1344 01:08:56,594 --> 01:08:59,139 in much need of a mimosa. 1345 01:09:01,558 --> 01:09:04,019 - [Felicia] Aren't you happy to see us, sweetie? 1346 01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:04,894 I guess it was fate that told us 1347 01:09:04,936 --> 01:09:06,187 to come back early from Tulsa. 1348 01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:09,357 - I might be traveling there in a few weeks. 1349 01:09:13,069 --> 01:09:14,779 - Suit yourselves. 1350 01:09:14,821 --> 01:09:15,821 Salud. 1351 01:09:16,740 --> 01:09:19,200 - [Margaret] Well, what's the occasion? 1352 01:09:19,242 --> 01:09:21,536 - My birth mother is hosting a family reunion 1353 01:09:21,578 --> 01:09:25,206 so I can meet my biological family. 1354 01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,584 - I just love stories like this. 1355 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,295 Makes me tear up just thinking about it. 1356 01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:32,756 When I first laid my eyes on Melanie, 1357 01:09:34,049 --> 01:09:35,800 I knew my life would never be the same. 1358 01:09:38,511 --> 01:09:40,472 - Our lives would never be the same. 1359 01:09:40,513 --> 01:09:41,723 - Our lives. 1360 01:09:41,765 --> 01:09:45,769 - Well, Chad, it is a pleasure to meet you. 1361 01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:47,812 I apologize for the near bludgeoning. 1362 01:09:47,854 --> 01:09:49,415 - Melanie, you really should bring him over 1363 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,191 for a proper dinner some time. 1364 01:09:51,232 --> 01:09:53,109 Preferably with his clothes on. 1365 01:09:53,151 --> 01:09:55,028 (chuckling) 1366 01:09:55,070 --> 01:09:56,071 - Okay. 1367 01:09:56,112 --> 01:09:58,365 (chuckling) 1368 01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:10,710 - [Reporter] Here's Tom with more. 1369 01:10:12,045 --> 01:10:14,756 - Hey Dad, guess what I got accepted into? 1370 01:10:14,798 --> 01:10:15,798 - Quiet! 1371 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,468 I'm trying to hear this. 1372 01:10:20,095 --> 01:10:22,180 - It's a fraternity. 1373 01:10:24,933 --> 01:10:26,226 - I'll tell you one thing. 1374 01:10:27,852 --> 01:10:30,772 I better not catch you at one of these damn demonstrations. 1375 01:10:30,814 --> 01:10:31,773 - [Luke] Yes, sir. 1376 01:10:31,815 --> 01:10:32,941 - Not under my roof. 1377 01:10:36,736 --> 01:10:41,658 I raised you to respect authority. 1378 01:10:44,077 --> 01:10:45,077 - [Luke] Dad. 1379 01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:50,792 - What are you looking at? 1380 01:10:52,293 --> 01:10:53,293 - Dad. 1381 01:10:57,173 --> 01:10:58,633 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1382 01:10:58,675 --> 01:11:00,010 - [Luke] Just give me a minute. 1383 01:11:00,051 --> 01:11:02,095 (groaning) 1384 01:11:05,724 --> 01:11:07,517 - Say something! 1385 01:11:07,559 --> 01:11:08,559 Do something! 1386 01:11:09,310 --> 01:11:10,310 Be a man! 1387 01:11:13,606 --> 01:11:15,400 Yeah. 1388 01:11:15,442 --> 01:11:17,527 (laughing) 1389 01:11:19,612 --> 01:11:20,655 That's what I thought. 1390 01:11:23,450 --> 01:11:24,576 Now fix your face. 1391 01:11:26,578 --> 01:11:28,079 You're starting to look like her. 1392 01:11:29,706 --> 01:11:32,083 (heavy breathing) 1393 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,336 (dramatic music) 1394 01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:37,255 (door shuts) 1395 01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:38,757 - Well good morning, Michael. 1396 01:11:38,798 --> 01:11:39,549 - Good morning, Mrs. Johnson. 1397 01:11:39,591 --> 01:11:41,384 Is Chad awake? 1398 01:11:41,426 --> 01:11:44,471 - Oh, I'm afraid he's not home right now. 1399 01:11:44,512 --> 01:11:45,740 - Oh, I just assumed 'cause his car 1400 01:11:45,764 --> 01:11:46,973 was parked outside. 1401 01:11:47,015 --> 01:11:48,775 - He spent the night with Melanie last night. 1402 01:11:50,727 --> 01:11:52,479 Are you okay? 1403 01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,938 You look a little frazzled, 1404 01:11:53,980 --> 01:11:54,856 you want to come inside? 1405 01:11:54,898 --> 01:11:56,900 - Oh, no, no, no, that's fine. 1406 01:11:56,941 --> 01:11:58,651 Can you just have him give me a call 1407 01:11:58,693 --> 01:11:59,361 when he's home? 1408 01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:00,402 - Sure. 1409 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,116 Are you sure you're okay? 1410 01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:09,913 - Actually, do you mind if I use your restroom? 1411 01:12:09,954 --> 01:12:10,789 - Well of course, silly. 1412 01:12:10,830 --> 01:12:11,915 Come on in. 1413 01:12:11,956 --> 01:12:12,956 - Thanks. 1414 01:12:26,221 --> 01:12:28,348 - You've left me with no other option, Luke. 1415 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:30,766 We've been here before, 1416 01:12:31,893 --> 01:12:33,645 but I'm not coming back this time. 1417 01:12:35,814 --> 01:12:37,315 - I need another chance. 1418 01:12:39,693 --> 01:12:40,860 'Cause you're the only one. 1419 01:12:43,822 --> 01:12:46,991 You're the only one who cares about me. 1420 01:12:47,033 --> 01:12:48,410 - I will always care. 1421 01:12:51,079 --> 01:12:52,372 But I deserve better. 1422 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:56,626 I have to take care of myself now. 1423 01:12:57,961 --> 01:12:58,961 - Amber. 1424 01:13:00,088 --> 01:13:02,297 Amber. 1425 01:13:03,258 --> 01:13:04,258 - Goodbye, Luke. 1426 01:13:09,014 --> 01:13:11,641 (somber music) 1427 01:13:12,767 --> 01:13:14,853 (chuckling) 1428 01:13:14,894 --> 01:13:16,730 Something funny, Mike? 1429 01:13:16,771 --> 01:13:17,981 - Yeah, actually. 1430 01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:23,278 The pathetic look on your face 1431 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,866 after being rejected by someone 1432 01:13:27,907 --> 01:13:29,951 you've treated like an option 1433 01:13:29,993 --> 01:13:32,537 rather than a loyal friend. 1434 01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:35,832 It's actually quite amusing. 1435 01:13:40,253 --> 01:13:43,840 - What the fuck would you know, you drunk bastard. 1436 01:13:43,882 --> 01:13:47,344 Do you know anything about suffering? 1437 01:13:47,385 --> 01:13:48,803 Huh? 1438 01:13:48,845 --> 01:13:49,845 - I know enough. 1439 01:13:50,972 --> 01:13:51,972 You're no victim. 1440 01:13:53,058 --> 01:13:56,061 You're just a sad little bully with daddy issues 1441 01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:57,729 who's finally being called out for it. 1442 01:14:14,329 --> 01:14:15,329 Take care, buddy. 1443 01:14:20,377 --> 01:14:21,336 - Hey! 1444 01:14:21,378 --> 01:14:22,754 He didn't pay his tab. 1445 01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:23,796 - Man, fuck him. 1446 01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:59,666 (engine revs) 1447 01:15:15,849 --> 01:15:18,059 (laughing) 1448 01:15:21,938 --> 01:15:23,815 (beeping) 1449 01:15:29,571 --> 01:15:31,448 - Hey, guys. 1450 01:15:31,489 --> 01:15:32,489 Where's my car? 1451 01:15:39,414 --> 01:15:40,874 - Chad, come and have a seat. 1452 01:15:42,792 --> 01:15:43,792 - Dad, what's wrong? 1453 01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,213 Mom, you okay? 1454 01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:53,886 - There was an accident. 1455 01:15:55,930 --> 01:15:56,930 It's about Michael. 1456 01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:00,518 - Is he okay? 1457 01:16:03,355 --> 01:16:04,355 - No. 1458 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:06,733 He's gone, Chad. 1459 01:16:09,277 --> 01:16:10,278 He borrowed your car. 1460 01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:15,325 The last place anybody saw him was the pub, 1461 01:16:15,367 --> 01:16:16,868 and there was a crash. 1462 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,668 (sobbing) 1463 01:16:27,003 --> 01:16:29,464 (somber music) 1464 01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:53,613 - [Michael] Yo, yo, this is Mike. 1465 01:16:53,655 --> 01:16:54,739 You know what to do. 1466 01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:55,865 Bye Felicia, peace! 1467 01:17:00,036 --> 01:17:01,871 (sobbing) 1468 01:17:25,812 --> 01:17:27,480 - It's okay. 1469 01:17:27,522 --> 01:17:29,524 (sobbing) 1470 01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:46,384 - Hey, where are you going with that bottle? 1471 01:17:49,127 --> 01:17:50,127 - No, no. 1472 01:17:53,089 --> 01:17:54,966 Are you proud of what you've made me? 1473 01:17:56,259 --> 01:17:57,927 Because I fucking hate me. 1474 01:17:59,054 --> 01:18:01,639 (dramatic music) 1475 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,977 - You don't have to do this. 1476 01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:30,186 Not if you don't want to. 1477 01:19:31,563 --> 01:19:33,565 People will understand if you need more time. 1478 01:19:33,606 --> 01:19:35,150 You're not obligated. 1479 01:19:37,068 --> 01:19:38,111 - I want to do this. 1480 01:19:39,904 --> 01:19:40,904 I need to do this. 1481 01:19:42,073 --> 01:19:43,393 It's what Michael would've wanted. 1482 01:19:56,713 --> 01:20:00,216 (lighthearted guitar music) 1483 01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:20,653 - [Jasmine] You ready for this? 1484 01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:24,949 - You know, I was, until just now. 1485 01:20:26,284 --> 01:20:27,786 - You have nothing to worry about. 1486 01:20:27,827 --> 01:20:31,915 Everyone is beyond ecstatic to meet you. 1487 01:20:31,956 --> 01:20:33,166 Especially... 1488 01:20:34,709 --> 01:20:35,543 (clapping) 1489 01:20:35,585 --> 01:20:36,586 Your Aunt Ruth. 1490 01:20:37,712 --> 01:20:39,214 - He's here! 1491 01:20:39,255 --> 01:20:40,255 Thank you Jesus. 1492 01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:45,470 Come on over here boy, give your Auntie Ruth some sugar! 1493 01:20:45,512 --> 01:20:46,512 - Jesus, Ruth! 1494 01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:50,600 He's been through enough already today. 1495 01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:53,395 - Okay, you're right. 1496 01:20:53,436 --> 01:20:56,147 Woo, you're so good looking, just handsome. 1497 01:20:56,189 --> 01:20:57,416 I guess that's one of the few things 1498 01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:59,734 that you inherited from your no good daddy. 1499 01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:00,485 (chuckling) 1500 01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:01,903 Come on over here. 1501 01:21:01,945 --> 01:21:04,239 We're so excited, I'm just happy you're here. 1502 01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,537 He's here! 1503 01:21:14,207 --> 01:21:16,167 - Everyone, Chad. 1504 01:21:17,335 --> 01:21:20,797 We would like to officially welcome 1505 01:21:20,839 --> 01:21:23,133 and introduce you to the Jones family. 1506 01:21:24,801 --> 01:21:26,678 - It's wonderful he's here. 1507 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,471 - It's been a long time coming, 1508 01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:31,766 but you're finally here. 1509 01:21:38,273 --> 01:21:39,273 Beautiful. 1510 01:21:40,650 --> 01:21:42,152 Isn't it? 1511 01:21:42,193 --> 01:21:43,193 - It's incredible. 1512 01:21:44,195 --> 01:21:46,489 I've never seen anything like it. 1513 01:21:46,531 --> 01:21:48,450 - This is your grandfather. 1514 01:21:48,491 --> 01:21:51,369 That's his artwork, he was an artist. 1515 01:21:51,411 --> 01:21:53,913 And this is your grandmother. 1516 01:21:53,955 --> 01:21:55,123 She was a musician. 1517 01:21:56,332 --> 01:21:59,336 You see that old record player over there? 1518 01:21:59,377 --> 01:22:00,670 She used to put us to sleep 1519 01:22:00,712 --> 01:22:02,213 playing records on that thing. 1520 01:22:04,174 --> 01:22:06,551 Music means a great deal to us. 1521 01:22:07,802 --> 01:22:09,220 It has the power to heal. 1522 01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:14,017 - So, Chad, sweetheart. 1523 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:15,977 I bet you've never had a good homecooked meal 1524 01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:17,354 like this before. 1525 01:22:17,395 --> 01:22:20,190 We have friend chicken, mashed potatoes, 1526 01:22:20,231 --> 01:22:22,609 some sweet corn, macaroni and cheese, 1527 01:22:22,650 --> 01:22:24,235 some biscuits, peppers, 1528 01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:26,071 and you know we gotta have that hot sauce. 1529 01:22:27,530 --> 01:22:31,159 - My best friend Michael made a version of this meal 1530 01:22:31,201 --> 01:22:32,201 earlier this year. 1531 01:22:33,203 --> 01:22:35,830 He was giving me a taste of my own culture. 1532 01:22:35,872 --> 01:22:37,415 - Oh, eat up then. 1533 01:22:37,457 --> 01:22:38,893 'Cause we're gonna fatten you up nice and good 1534 01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:40,752 before you go back. 1535 01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:42,462 How else do you think the sisters, 1536 01:22:42,504 --> 01:22:43,546 we get this thickness 1537 01:22:43,588 --> 01:22:45,840 and get our big hips from? 1538 01:22:45,882 --> 01:22:48,593 - Ruth, have a little class. 1539 01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:50,470 - I'm just trying to make sure 1540 01:22:50,512 --> 01:22:53,306 that my nephew gets fed well 1541 01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:54,683 before he goes back over there 1542 01:22:54,724 --> 01:22:56,434 with Edith and Archie Bunker. 1543 01:22:56,476 --> 01:22:57,394 - Ruth. 1544 01:22:57,435 --> 01:22:58,019 - [Ruth] Eating TV dinners. 1545 01:22:58,061 --> 01:22:59,396 - Ruth. 1546 01:22:59,437 --> 01:23:00,915 - Oh, don't get all worked up, Jasmine. 1547 01:23:00,939 --> 01:23:02,607 I'm just trying to gauge 1548 01:23:02,649 --> 01:23:06,569 how effectively my sweet nephew was raised. 1549 01:23:06,611 --> 01:23:08,113 So, Chad. 1550 01:23:08,154 --> 01:23:12,617 Have your parents ever taken you to a black church? 1551 01:23:12,659 --> 01:23:14,494 Or have you gone to anything like 1552 01:23:14,536 --> 01:23:15,912 one of the MLK parades 1553 01:23:15,954 --> 01:23:18,540 or done something for Black History Month? 1554 01:23:18,581 --> 01:23:19,581 - Damn it, Ruth! 1555 01:23:21,835 --> 01:23:25,046 - I always feared this would happen. 1556 01:23:25,088 --> 01:23:26,464 That they would try to shame him 1557 01:23:26,506 --> 01:23:28,466 out of his heritage. 1558 01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:30,635 I bet they took immense pride 1559 01:23:30,677 --> 01:23:34,097 in raising this little young, black child. 1560 01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:36,641 They probably stood him up on their ottomans 1561 01:23:36,683 --> 01:23:37,809 and lifted him up in the air 1562 01:23:37,851 --> 01:23:39,394 like he was Simba or something? 1563 01:23:39,436 --> 01:23:41,146 - What the hell difference does it make? 1564 01:23:41,187 --> 01:23:42,187 He's here! 1565 01:23:42,939 --> 01:23:45,150 And that's all that matters to me. 1566 01:23:46,359 --> 01:23:48,570 And you got a lot of nerve to talk! 1567 01:23:48,611 --> 01:23:50,655 We don't know if you got a job or not! 1568 01:23:50,697 --> 01:23:52,591 You got the nerve to be talking about everybody here 1569 01:23:52,615 --> 01:23:55,452 like you're somebody special! 1570 01:23:55,493 --> 01:23:58,163 You say more discourteous comment 1571 01:23:59,330 --> 01:24:01,499 and I will come across this table, 1572 01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:03,626 and I'll snatch out every dread 1573 01:24:03,668 --> 01:24:05,545 you got locked up in your head. 1574 01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:12,551 Excuse me. 1575 01:24:18,975 --> 01:24:19,975 - Chad. 1576 01:24:21,936 --> 01:24:24,606 I was out of line, and I'm sorry. 1577 01:24:25,899 --> 01:24:29,402 But I am just so glad that you're here. 1578 01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:32,780 - Hey, Aunt Ruth. 1579 01:24:34,407 --> 01:24:35,742 Do you like music? 1580 01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:39,079 - I do. 1581 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,456 (somber music) 1582 01:24:55,428 --> 01:24:58,473 (lighthearted music) 1583 01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:48,815 - [Jasmine] You have everything you need? 1584 01:25:48,857 --> 01:25:49,857 - Yeah. 1585 01:26:02,537 --> 01:26:03,621 Is that you? 1586 01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:06,541 - Yep. 1587 01:26:06,583 --> 01:26:08,418 And that's you. 1588 01:26:11,796 --> 01:26:15,675 That's your father, Jonathan. 1589 01:26:15,717 --> 01:26:17,344 Handsome, like you. 1590 01:26:19,637 --> 01:26:20,972 - Why have you held onto this? 1591 01:26:22,891 --> 01:26:23,891 - Believe me. 1592 01:26:24,934 --> 01:26:27,479 I have many regrets. 1593 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:30,899 But meeting your father is not one of them. 1594 01:26:32,233 --> 01:26:36,279 The past can sting, erode at your soul, 1595 01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,323 shake you to the core. 1596 01:26:39,449 --> 01:26:41,534 Without it, we can't grow. 1597 01:26:42,827 --> 01:26:47,374 Your father was a hard lesson for me, 1598 01:26:47,415 --> 01:26:48,415 but you... 1599 01:26:51,878 --> 01:26:54,798 You were a blessing. 1600 01:27:00,470 --> 01:27:01,971 - Is that why you brought me here? 1601 01:27:03,264 --> 01:27:04,264 Teach me a lesson? 1602 01:27:06,434 --> 01:27:10,230 - I brought you here because where you come from matters. 1603 01:27:12,399 --> 01:27:15,151 You come from a strong heritage. 1604 01:27:18,780 --> 01:27:23,702 We have withstood unspeakable pain and loss. 1605 01:27:27,872 --> 01:27:32,419 But like a phoenix, we rise, reborn. 1606 01:27:48,935 --> 01:27:49,935 Goodnight, son. 1607 01:27:51,062 --> 01:27:52,062 - Goodnight, mom. 1608 01:28:06,286 --> 01:28:07,871 ♪ I got some confirmation ♪ 1609 01:28:07,912 --> 01:28:09,497 ♪ Through conversation I'm debating ♪ 1610 01:28:09,539 --> 01:28:11,833 ♪ Contemplating, I've forsaken waiting patient ♪ 1611 01:28:11,875 --> 01:28:13,585 ♪ I'm debating, making statements ♪ 1612 01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:14,878 ♪ Hoods sacred, hoods awaken ♪ 1613 01:28:14,919 --> 01:28:16,921 ♪ Breathtaking, breaking molds that we got ♪ 1614 01:28:16,963 --> 01:28:18,423 ♪ Guess we not, guess we is ♪ 1615 01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:20,467 ♪ Guess we're living in the midst of it ♪ 1616 01:28:20,508 --> 01:28:21,634 ♪ Image it to pillage us ♪ 1617 01:28:21,676 --> 01:28:23,845 ♪ Pillaging off the diligence ♪ 1618 01:28:23,887 --> 01:28:25,281 ♪ Now that's the power in the fist ♪ 1619 01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:26,931 ♪ So we raise it in the midst ♪ 1620 01:28:26,973 --> 01:28:28,558 ♪ If it's Shaka or a Kunta ♪ 1621 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,851 ♪ Enslave 'em or abuse 'em ♪ 1622 01:28:29,893 --> 01:28:33,396 ♪ Is it culture or the music ♪ 1623 01:28:35,732 --> 01:28:38,860 - Before we begin this ceremony, 1624 01:28:38,902 --> 01:28:40,737 I would like you to give a warm welcome 1625 01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:44,699 to one of my very own pupils with a special message. 1626 01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:47,452 Please, put your hands together 1627 01:28:47,494 --> 01:28:49,662 for Mr. Chad Johnson. 1628 01:28:49,704 --> 01:28:51,539 (clapping) 1629 01:28:58,755 --> 01:29:01,758 - And this moment is so much bigger than myself. 1630 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:04,177 Four years ago when I first stepped foot on this campus 1631 01:29:04,219 --> 01:29:08,598 as a jovial, naive, carefree freshman, 1632 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:10,183 I wouldn't of imagined the hard lessons 1633 01:29:10,225 --> 01:29:11,351 I would have to learn, so. 1634 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:13,770 Here goes nothing. 1635 01:29:13,812 --> 01:29:16,690 Graduations are a lot like funerals. 1636 01:29:16,731 --> 01:29:18,942 All your loved ones gather to witness 1637 01:29:18,983 --> 01:29:20,735 a death of one part of your life, 1638 01:29:20,777 --> 01:29:22,904 and the birth of a new one. 1639 01:29:22,946 --> 01:29:25,198 Let this serve as a collective eulogy 1640 01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:28,034 to the things, the people, 1641 01:29:28,076 --> 01:29:29,369 and the life I used to know. 1642 01:29:30,745 --> 01:29:33,081 I spent most of my life tailoring my personality 1643 01:29:33,123 --> 01:29:35,041 to everyone else's liking, 1644 01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:36,835 but the truth is, 1645 01:29:36,876 --> 01:29:40,130 being who you are isn't specific to an image, 1646 01:29:40,171 --> 01:29:43,591 a language, a genre, a lifestyle, 1647 01:29:43,633 --> 01:29:44,634 or a personal interest. 1648 01:29:45,927 --> 01:29:47,887 The true essence of a person 1649 01:29:47,929 --> 01:29:50,598 is fostered by his actions, his choices. 1650 01:29:52,767 --> 01:29:53,767 I choose me. 1651 01:29:54,811 --> 01:29:58,064 The me that believes in everyone's divine humanright 1652 01:29:58,106 --> 01:30:03,028 to live boldly, honestly, and without apology. 1653 01:30:03,069 --> 01:30:05,613 Allow me to reintroduce myself. 1654 01:30:05,655 --> 01:30:06,906 My name is Chad Johnson, 1655 01:30:06,948 --> 01:30:09,534 and I'm not your typical black guy. 1656 01:30:09,576 --> 01:30:12,328 I shop at Hollister, I listen to rock music, 1657 01:30:12,370 --> 01:30:13,580 and I think 2 Chainz 1658 01:30:13,621 --> 01:30:15,832 is just a fancy name for a hardware store. 1659 01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:17,208 (laughing) 1660 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:19,878 But these things, they don't define me. 1661 01:30:21,421 --> 01:30:25,675 What defines me isn't what's seen on the surface, 1662 01:30:25,717 --> 01:30:27,093 but what's expressed beneath it. 1663 01:30:28,928 --> 01:30:30,930 (clapping) 1664 01:30:35,435 --> 01:30:36,311 - Here he comes. 1665 01:30:36,353 --> 01:30:37,479 - Yes. 1666 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:39,689 (laughing) 1667 01:30:49,074 --> 01:30:52,035 (lighthearted music) 1668 01:30:55,413 --> 01:30:57,707 (chuckling) 1669 01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,669 - So, tell me, Chad. 1670 01:31:00,710 --> 01:31:02,962 How are you feeling in this very moment? 1671 01:31:03,004 --> 01:31:04,881 - How do I feel right now? 1672 01:31:08,885 --> 01:31:09,885 Myself. 1673 01:31:11,096 --> 01:31:12,096 I feel like myself. 1674 01:31:13,765 --> 01:31:16,393 (catchy music) 1675 01:31:17,811 --> 01:31:20,105 ♪ Now I ain't never had much, see ♪ 1676 01:31:20,146 --> 01:31:21,606 ♪ Each side dusty ♪ 1677 01:31:21,648 --> 01:31:23,316 ♪ Half a loaf of bread, red Kool-Aid ♪ 1678 01:31:23,358 --> 01:31:24,567 ♪ And some lunch meat ♪ 1679 01:31:24,609 --> 01:31:25,985 ♪ Girls wouldn't touch me ♪ 1680 01:31:26,027 --> 01:31:27,153 ♪ Thinking I had it ♪ 1681 01:31:27,195 --> 01:31:31,032 ♪ Close my eyes and imagine ♪ 1682 01:31:31,074 --> 01:31:33,159 ♪ No matter how the situation looks ♪ 1683 01:31:33,201 --> 01:31:36,162 ♪ Plates empty imagining food like the scene on Hook ♪ 1684 01:31:36,204 --> 01:31:39,124 (somber piano music) 1685 01:32:09,988 --> 01:32:14,909 ♪ How I remember the start ♪ 1686 01:32:15,910 --> 01:32:19,914 ♪ Hanging over the park ♪ 1687 01:32:19,956 --> 01:32:24,669 ♪ We talked ♪ 1688 01:32:24,711 --> 01:32:30,508 ♪ We were just living our names ♪ 1689 01:32:30,550 --> 01:32:34,471 ♪ But new colors were made ♪ 1690 01:32:34,512 --> 01:32:38,933 ♪ On that walk ♪ 1691 01:32:38,975 --> 01:32:40,643 ♪ And I could not help ♪ 1692 01:32:40,685 --> 01:32:42,479 ♪ That I could not hold ♪ 1693 01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:44,314 ♪ My heart back from guessing ♪ 1694 01:32:44,356 --> 01:32:46,524 ♪ What is my goal ♪ 1695 01:32:46,566 --> 01:32:51,237 ♪ But lies makes you watch the thing play ♪ 1696 01:32:51,279 --> 01:32:55,950 ♪ Itself on out ♪ 1697 01:32:56,951 --> 01:32:59,913 ♪ It's where we found ♪ 1698 01:33:16,179 --> 01:33:21,059 ♪ A year or two found us back here ♪ 1699 01:33:22,352 --> 01:33:26,147 ♪ Through the shout and the tears ♪ 1700 01:33:26,189 --> 01:33:31,027 ♪ See what's grown ♪ 1701 01:33:31,069 --> 01:33:36,783 ♪ And trees taller than we'd first seen ♪ 1702 01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:41,121 ♪ Lean and whispered to me ♪ 1703 01:33:41,162 --> 01:33:45,041 ♪ That you've known ♪ 1704 01:33:45,083 --> 01:33:46,960 ♪ And I could not stop ♪ 1705 01:33:47,002 --> 01:33:48,962 ♪ My right knee from dropping ♪ 1706 01:33:49,004 --> 01:33:53,174 ♪ Just like your tears couldn't keep from falling ♪ 1707 01:33:53,216 --> 01:33:57,887 ♪ 'Cause life's too big to not wonder ♪ 1708 01:33:57,929 --> 01:34:02,600 ♪ Who stayed around ♪ 1709 01:34:03,601 --> 01:34:06,396 ♪ Here's where we found ♪ 108318