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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,029 --> 00:00:23,366 Anselmo? 2 00:00:24,029 --> 00:00:25,472 Anselmo? 3 00:00:27,325 --> 00:00:28,438 Anselmo? 4 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:29,651 Wait, wait! 5 00:00:30,336 --> 00:00:32,382 Who even is Anselmo? 6 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,884 My name is Johnny. 7 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,369 You keep saying Anselmo! 8 00:00:35,394 --> 00:00:36,547 Wait, wait, 9 00:00:37,921 --> 00:00:39,671 Here, your cellphone! 10 00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:41,306 Don't leave your phone on the bed! 11 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:43,326 Ugh, it hurts... 12 00:00:49,863 --> 00:00:58,502 Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs 13 00:02:01,559 --> 00:02:04,205 Sorry about that, I was on a phone call. 14 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:05,230 Okay. 15 00:02:05,949 --> 00:02:08,245 - Hello. How are you guys? - Hi, sir. 16 00:02:08,284 --> 00:02:09,284 We're fine. 17 00:02:09,382 --> 00:02:10,382 Um... 18 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,716 Are you the applicants? 19 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:13,758 - Yes, sir. - Yes. 20 00:02:14,058 --> 00:02:17,283 And you, sir, what are you applying for? 21 00:02:17,703 --> 00:02:19,271 Driver, sir. 22 00:02:19,671 --> 00:02:21,585 Do you have any experience as a driver? 23 00:02:21,885 --> 00:02:23,220 Yes, I used to be a driver. 24 00:02:23,245 --> 00:02:24,613 Good, good. Very good. 25 00:02:25,134 --> 00:02:26,275 And you, miss... 26 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:29,348 I'm going to apply as a babysitter. 27 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,533 Okay. 28 00:02:30,558 --> 00:02:32,218 Do you have any experience with children? 29 00:02:32,243 --> 00:02:33,258 Yes, sir. 30 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,724 I used to be a child. 31 00:02:45,849 --> 00:02:46,943 What was that, love? 32 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:50,969 You cheated on me ten times? 33 00:02:52,929 --> 00:02:54,355 Yes, because... 34 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,675 Remember when you were sick? 35 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:59,597 We didn't have money for your operation. 36 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:02,076 So, I had sex with the doctor. 37 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,530 See? Your operation was free! 38 00:03:05,362 --> 00:03:07,095 You did that for me? 39 00:03:07,442 --> 00:03:09,122 Of course. I love you. 40 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,423 What about the second time? 41 00:03:13,496 --> 00:03:15,495 You were promoted at work, right? 42 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:16,948 Mhm! 43 00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:19,792 I had sex with your boss, so you'd get promoted! 44 00:03:19,817 --> 00:03:21,291 That's how much I love you. 45 00:03:21,316 --> 00:03:22,316 Really? 46 00:03:22,991 --> 00:03:24,779 You did that for me? 47 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:25,833 Of course. 48 00:03:25,858 --> 00:03:27,893 I should be the one who's ashamed... 49 00:03:28,377 --> 00:03:29,828 But thank you. 50 00:03:31,896 --> 00:03:32,896 But... 51 00:03:34,635 --> 00:03:37,138 what about the other eight times? 52 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:43,851 Last time, you won against eight professional golfers. 53 00:03:43,876 --> 00:03:45,192 I won against them. 54 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,890 But you don't know how to play golf. 55 00:03:47,915 --> 00:03:48,979 That's right. 56 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:50,750 How did I win against them? 57 00:03:51,743 --> 00:03:52,743 There you go. 58 00:03:53,148 --> 00:03:54,953 They all got a hole-in-one in me! 59 00:04:00,759 --> 00:04:06,642 [girls laughing and chattering] 60 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:09,499 Hey, look. His zipper is open. 61 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:10,741 That's right. 62 00:04:10,766 --> 00:04:12,580 I can't tell him, he might feel embarrassed. 63 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:13,867 No, I'll do it. 64 00:04:15,932 --> 00:04:18,288 Excuse me, sir. 65 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:21,526 Yes, miss? 66 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:25,179 Your barangay hall is open. 67 00:04:25,211 --> 00:04:26,330 Look. 68 00:04:27,227 --> 00:04:28,367 Is that so? 69 00:04:29,139 --> 00:04:32,208 Do you want to see how the captain gets angry? 70 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,020 Ah... 71 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:38,535 Uh, are you talking about the small captain? 72 00:04:38,874 --> 00:04:42,055 Oh, my. He's so small and so brave. 73 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,603 Oh, mine is open too... 74 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:56,790 Pedro. 75 00:04:57,443 --> 00:04:58,443 Gimo. 76 00:05:00,289 --> 00:05:03,102 Our beloved queen is so beautiful, huh? 77 00:05:03,348 --> 00:05:04,530 You're right, Antonio. 78 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,883 The king is so lucky. 79 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,915 The queen is so beautiful. 80 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:10,855 You know what? 81 00:05:10,948 --> 00:05:12,394 Gimo. Antonio. 82 00:05:12,809 --> 00:05:14,212 Don't tell anybody, okay? 83 00:05:14,746 --> 00:05:18,132 But I fantasize about her every night. 84 00:05:19,723 --> 00:05:20,809 And me... 85 00:05:21,942 --> 00:05:24,155 I always watch her take a bath. 86 00:05:24,382 --> 00:05:25,382 Oh, my. 87 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:27,924 You two are unbelievable! 88 00:05:28,563 --> 00:05:30,707 You're not paying respect to our beloved queen! 89 00:05:31,729 --> 00:05:33,371 What about the king? 90 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:35,012 You don't respect him either! 91 00:05:35,439 --> 00:05:36,666 You two are embarrassing! 92 00:05:38,876 --> 00:05:39,889 Beloved King... 93 00:05:43,612 --> 00:05:45,786 - My Queen... - My King... 94 00:05:46,662 --> 00:05:48,785 What is this you put on me? 95 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:51,065 That's a Chastity Belt. 96 00:05:51,658 --> 00:05:54,071 That's for your safety, my beloved queen. 97 00:05:54,405 --> 00:05:58,085 If there's anybody who tries to touch you, 98 00:05:58,278 --> 00:06:02,067 I'm sure, their manhood will be cut. 99 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,232 Men! 100 00:06:06,771 --> 00:06:07,771 Yes, our beloved King? 101 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:09,041 Yes, our beloved King? 102 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:15,117 All three of you. 103 00:06:16,573 --> 00:06:20,470 You three are my closest friends. 104 00:06:21,973 --> 00:06:24,607 I'm going to go to war. 105 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:32,415 And I will leave my beloved Queen to your capable hands. 106 00:06:32,953 --> 00:06:34,126 Is that clear? 107 00:06:34,539 --> 00:06:36,528 - Yes! - Yes! 108 00:06:36,553 --> 00:06:41,716 I'm ready to give money to whoever is going to be loyal among you three. 109 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:50,666 However, there will be a punishment if my beloved Queen gets hurt. 110 00:06:50,825 --> 00:06:52,185 Is that clear? 111 00:06:52,539 --> 00:06:53,539 Pedro! 112 00:06:54,538 --> 00:06:55,538 Gimo! 113 00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:57,201 Antonio! 114 00:06:57,408 --> 00:06:59,053 We understand, your Highness. 115 00:06:59,245 --> 00:07:00,351 Yes, our beloved King. 116 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:04,295 - My Queen. - My beloved King... 117 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,620 I'm going to leave now. 118 00:07:07,023 --> 00:07:09,907 - Take care, my King. - Wish me luck. 119 00:07:13,681 --> 00:07:15,228 - Yuck! - Ugh! 120 00:07:15,253 --> 00:07:16,288 What the hell... 121 00:07:17,226 --> 00:07:20,832 - What? Did you say something? - No, King. 122 00:07:22,939 --> 00:07:24,196 My Queen... 123 00:07:24,772 --> 00:07:26,382 I will be leaving now. 124 00:07:28,154 --> 00:07:30,927 Don't leave me, my King! 125 00:07:38,818 --> 00:07:39,898 Did you hear that? 126 00:07:39,983 --> 00:07:41,462 We have to protect the queen. 127 00:07:51,698 --> 00:07:53,185 Antonio. Pedro. 128 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,805 The beloved King is there. 129 00:07:56,908 --> 00:07:58,504 - Where? - Over there! 130 00:07:58,529 --> 00:08:00,157 Where is the King? 131 00:08:04,415 --> 00:08:06,304 - My beloved Queen! - What? 132 00:08:08,365 --> 00:08:11,237 I won the war! 133 00:08:11,736 --> 00:08:14,761 You're amazing, my beloved King! 134 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,415 I missed you so much! 135 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:22,624 Now, you three! 136 00:08:24,189 --> 00:08:28,310 We'll see if you did as you were told! 137 00:08:35,323 --> 00:08:36,355 Pedro. 138 00:08:36,748 --> 00:08:38,774 I want to see your manhood! 139 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:45,005 Huh? 140 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:46,620 It's been cut off! 141 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,388 You traitor! 142 00:08:50,492 --> 00:08:51,871 Berdugo! 143 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,530 - Your Highness! - Cut his head off! 144 00:08:55,749 --> 00:08:56,749 Yes! 145 00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:59,640 Your Highness! I wasn't able to control myself! 146 00:09:00,419 --> 00:09:01,419 [scoffs] 147 00:09:03,713 --> 00:09:04,805 Gimo! 148 00:09:05,186 --> 00:09:06,357 Move forward. 149 00:09:08,984 --> 00:09:11,703 I want to see your manhood! 150 00:09:12,513 --> 00:09:13,513 Right now! 151 00:09:14,745 --> 00:09:16,748 Are you sure, your Highness? 152 00:09:16,772 --> 00:09:17,772 Yes! 153 00:09:19,508 --> 00:09:20,508 Okay... 154 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:24,333 Huh? 155 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:26,476 It's been cut off too! 156 00:09:27,845 --> 00:09:29,266 You're also a traitor! 157 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:31,279 You cannot be trusted! 158 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,112 Berdugo! 159 00:09:33,721 --> 00:09:34,721 Your Highness! 160 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:36,421 Cut his head off! 161 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:37,446 Yes! 162 00:09:37,531 --> 00:09:38,926 I'm sorry, my King! 163 00:09:39,052 --> 00:09:41,185 [yelling] 164 00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:45,966 Antonio! 165 00:09:48,813 --> 00:09:50,246 Move forward. 166 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,823 I also want to see... 167 00:09:56,582 --> 00:09:58,275 your manhood! 168 00:09:59,259 --> 00:10:00,472 Right now! 169 00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:10,934 [gasps] 170 00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:14,384 It's still there! 171 00:10:15,221 --> 00:10:16,797 Amazing! 172 00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:19,485 Antonio, you impress me. 173 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,006 Because of that... 174 00:10:21,685 --> 00:10:23,645 I will give you a prize! 175 00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:26,500 I will make you my right hand! 176 00:10:28,135 --> 00:10:33,517 And because of that, do you want to say anything? 177 00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:42,616 [mumbling] 178 00:11:02,753 --> 00:11:03,753 Ma'am? 179 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:08,144 I want to ask you something. 180 00:11:08,436 --> 00:11:10,034 Can I go home now? 181 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,284 What? It's not time to go home yet! 182 00:11:15,388 --> 00:11:16,628 Why do you want to go home? 183 00:11:16,983 --> 00:11:21,789 Because I really want to take my wife's panties off. 184 00:11:23,564 --> 00:11:24,564 Is that so? 185 00:11:24,589 --> 00:11:26,885 Why? Can't take it anymore? 186 00:11:27,058 --> 00:11:28,445 It's not that. 187 00:11:28,878 --> 00:11:30,003 It's tight! 188 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,177 My balls are being crushed! 189 00:11:38,816 --> 00:11:41,848 Hi! I'm Angeline from Wow Mani. What's your name, sir? 190 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:42,953 Jeffrey Nadera. 191 00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:44,264 Noel. 192 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:45,080 RJ. 193 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:45,728 Chito. 194 00:11:45,753 --> 00:11:47,006 I'm Francis. 195 00:11:47,031 --> 00:11:48,947 This is your first question. 196 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:53,580 What can you do at night that you can't do in the morning? 197 00:11:55,606 --> 00:11:58,744 What can you do at night that you can't do in the morning? 198 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,437 Jogging! 199 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,413 Sleeping! 200 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,729 - Assignment. - What? 201 00:12:05,883 --> 00:12:07,317 Assignment. 202 00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:08,856 Sleeping! 203 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:09,963 Sleeping! 204 00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:11,514 Open your eyes. 205 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,697 - Staying up late. - Oh, okay. 206 00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:18,471 Oh, I didn't think of that. 207 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:27,207 Hello and welcome to the best show on earth! 208 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:29,839 Battle of the Braless! 209 00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:37,801 Of course, Battle of the Braless is brought to you by Playtime! 210 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,491 The fastest growing online gaming platform. 211 00:12:40,516 --> 00:12:43,557 I am Janno Depp, your host. 212 00:12:43,582 --> 00:12:44,972 I won't prolong it any further, 213 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:48,808 I will introduce the two universities that will be competing today! 214 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:55,195 Let's start with Music and Arts of Romantic School, or MARS. 215 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,220 Come in! 216 00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:01,066 - Hi! - Hi, MARS! 217 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,199 Okay. 218 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:06,921 And their opponent is from the... 219 00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:13,006 Very Enchanting National University of Sweethearts, or VENUS. 220 00:13:13,031 --> 00:13:14,031 Come on in! 221 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:17,820 Hello! You're so handsome in person! 222 00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:20,246 She's the winner! The game is over! 223 00:13:20,271 --> 00:13:21,897 - Oh... - No, I'm just kidding! 224 00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:23,555 - Okay. - Oh, how biased! 225 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:28,008 - Oh man, the host is biased. - Well, they called me handsome! 226 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,975 Okay. Did you girls prepare your cheers? 227 00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:31,655 - Yes, we do! - Yeah! 228 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,155 Who will go first? 229 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,110 - Mars, go first! - Okay, let's go! 230 00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:38,674 - Our cheer is on par with UAAP! - Wow! High expectations! 231 00:13:39,706 --> 00:13:41,982 One, two, three, go! 232 00:13:42,007 --> 00:13:43,972 M-M-M. 233 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:44,997 A. 234 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,545 R. 235 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,072 S. 236 00:13:48,192 --> 00:13:49,883 Go MARS! 237 00:13:49,908 --> 00:13:53,250 Wow! So good! You practiced a lot! 238 00:13:54,236 --> 00:13:55,889 [girls laughing] 239 00:13:55,914 --> 00:13:58,209 I expected something, you know. 240 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:02,087 See? We were really great! We got you speechless! 241 00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:04,353 We practiced that, you know! 242 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,595 - Show them how it's done! - Okay, come on! 243 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,241 One, two, three, go! 244 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:12,291 V-E-N-U-S! 245 00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:15,152 - V-E-N-U-S! - Show off! 246 00:14:15,182 --> 00:14:17,262 VENUS! 247 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,813 - There we go! - Woohoo! 248 00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:23,993 - They even did this! - Okay! 249 00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:27,550 I'll explain the mechanics of our game. 250 00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:29,595 Of course, we have three rounds. 251 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,968 Easy, difficult, and final round. 252 00:14:32,993 --> 00:14:38,115 And at the end of each round, whoever has the lowest score will have a consequence. 253 00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:40,162 But you will be the one to choose. 254 00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:41,561 So don't be afraid. 255 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,235 - Okay? Are you ready? - Okay! 256 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:47,668 - Are you ready? - Yes! 257 00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:52,039 Okay, okay! Before we start, test your buzzers, please. 258 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,203 - MARS? - VENUS? 259 00:14:54,235 --> 00:14:56,304 Okay, let's go. Let's do this. 260 00:14:56,682 --> 00:14:57,699 Are you ready? 261 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:58,987 Yes, we're ready. 262 00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:04,451 For our easy round, the category is Music and Relationship Counseling combined. 263 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,204 The question is... 264 00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:08,900 Andrew E said... 265 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:09,982 Hi, bro! 266 00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:15,435 If you want to live a happy life, look for a... blank. 267 00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:17,586 What is this blank? 268 00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:19,126 Yes! 269 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,379 Someone to talk to? 270 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,233 Look for someone to talk to? 271 00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:26,881 The song is about making you happy. 272 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,530 - Yes! - Money! Look for money! 273 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,317 - Money! - Money! 274 00:15:32,342 --> 00:15:34,909 Wait, what if there's no money? 275 00:15:34,928 --> 00:15:37,036 What will you look for if there's no money? 276 00:15:37,449 --> 00:15:38,489 Oh! 277 00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:40,517 Look for someone you can borrow money from! 278 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,000 Wrong! Wrong! 279 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,651 - Yes! - Work? 280 00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:47,818 Look for a job? 281 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:49,116 No. Okay. 282 00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:52,435 What we're looking for here is the type of person 283 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,912 who will make you happy and it starts with the letter P. 284 00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:57,448 Yes! 285 00:15:57,473 --> 00:16:00,479 Papa. Look for a papa! 286 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:05,578 What are you looking for in a papa to make you happy? 287 00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:07,276 Handsome! 288 00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:09,669 - Handsome! - Handsome! 289 00:16:09,694 --> 00:16:12,168 He's not handsome but you'll still be happy. 290 00:16:12,194 --> 00:16:13,194 Ah! 291 00:16:13,426 --> 00:16:15,014 Look for someone funny! 292 00:16:17,049 --> 00:16:19,163 You're such a comedian. It's wrong! Wrong! 293 00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:20,816 - Yes? - Someone who likes singing! 294 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,176 Look for someone who likes singing. 295 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,282 No! 296 00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,637 Wrong! 297 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,902 - Yes? - Someone who likes noodles! 298 00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:29,436 Look for someone who likes noodles! 299 00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:31,539 What? What's that? 300 00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:33,959 They like treating you to noodles! 301 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,852 - Wow! - Right? 302 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:37,445 These girls are going to give me a heart attack. 303 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,197 Okay. Clue. Clue again. 304 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,483 With the way he looks, you won't really like it. 305 00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:46,352 But because he's kind, you'll find him attractive. 306 00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:47,772 - Ah! - Yes! 307 00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:49,072 Priest? It's a priest! 308 00:16:49,097 --> 00:16:50,118 Look for a a priest! 309 00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:51,993 Will a priest even go for you? 310 00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:53,018 Of course! 311 00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:54,065 Ah! 312 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,704 You're looking for someone who easily triggered. 313 00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,590 Police. Look for the police! 314 00:16:58,063 --> 00:17:00,248 - Pulis Patola? - That's wrong, that's wrong. 315 00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:03,045 This P I'm talking about is not just for women, 316 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,181 even men look for this! 317 00:17:05,987 --> 00:17:07,899 - Look for a pussy! - Oh my god! 318 00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:08,973 Hey! 319 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,403 - Why? What's wrong with that? - My goodness. 320 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,364 Wrong. You're all wrong. 321 00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:16,811 - Wrong. - What is it? 322 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,618 The missing lyric we're looking for is... 323 00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:25,016 If you want to live a happy life, look for a prostitute. 324 00:17:25,052 --> 00:17:29,238 - You were pretty close. - Oh, you're right! It's O! 325 00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:32,161 - I was so close! - The scores... 326 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,299 VENUS, zero. MARS, zero. 327 00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:35,906 - Yes! - It's a tie! 328 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,371 - Yes! - It's a tie! It's a tie! 329 00:17:38,396 --> 00:17:39,631 They're happy with that. 330 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,046 Miss Consequence. 331 00:17:41,071 --> 00:17:42,071 Enter. 332 00:17:42,817 --> 00:17:43,817 There she is. 333 00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:44,891 Yes. 334 00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:59,296 Okay, let's see what they picked. 335 00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,560 Let's go first with... 336 00:18:01,585 --> 00:18:02,585 Let's see. 337 00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:03,836 Team VENUS. 338 00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:05,142 Okay. Team VENUS. 339 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,847 Your choices are... 340 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,693 You're going to the mall, 341 00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:13,211 and you're going to slide on the escalator's handrail with no panties on. 342 00:18:13,236 --> 00:18:14,741 - Oh! - Oh! 343 00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:16,339 - Oh, that'll hurt. - I can't do that. 344 00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:19,251 - That's too hard for me. - Or you will take your top off. 345 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,315 That's easier. 346 00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:23,177 - We'll take our top off. - That's what they chose. 347 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:28,852 Team MARS, your choices are you will join the firefighters 348 00:18:28,877 --> 00:18:30,598 to put out some fires, 349 00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:34,113 but you will not use water, you will just blow on it instead. 350 00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:35,994 Like that. 351 00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:38,616 - Oh no. - Or, you will take your top off. 352 00:18:39,148 --> 00:18:41,713 - We will remove our top off. - We are not good at blowing. 353 00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:42,936 Okay, that's what they chose. 354 00:18:42,961 --> 00:18:45,105 - We will remove our top. - Please take it off. 355 00:18:45,142 --> 00:18:46,482 There's no pressure here. 356 00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:49,217 They're the ones who chose that consequence. 357 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:50,517 Sliding on the handrail will hurt a lot. 358 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,683 This is much better. 359 00:18:56,550 --> 00:19:00,399 Okay. That's where our easy round ends. 360 00:19:00,426 --> 00:19:04,006 We will be back with the difficult round. 361 00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:07,911 Right here on Battle of the Braless! 362 00:19:07,936 --> 00:19:10,106 - Woo! - Yay! 363 00:19:20,377 --> 00:19:24,738 Mars, you know my baby, he's already 24 months old. 364 00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:27,471 Really? How old is he? 365 00:19:27,843 --> 00:19:30,610 Mars, he's two years old. 366 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:36,004 Mars, didn't you know that when the baby is 24 months old, he's two years old. 367 00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,937 You're a little slow, Mars. 368 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:39,646 You're the one who's dumb! 369 00:19:40,165 --> 00:19:41,764 How would I know? 370 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,550 I haven't had a baby yet. 371 00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:45,146 Geez... 372 00:19:45,171 --> 00:19:46,312 You're so judgmental. 373 00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:47,826 She has a point. 374 00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:50,026 True... 375 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:55,120 And welcome back to Battle of the Braless! 376 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,756 Let's move on to the difficult round. 377 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,349 We're going to make it hard for you, girls. 378 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:03,134 So be ready, okay? 379 00:20:03,214 --> 00:20:10,216 For this round, your category is Botany and Cultural Heritage Combined. 380 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,935 So easy. That's so easy. 381 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:16,541 The question is Our national fruit is... blank? 382 00:20:16,993 --> 00:20:19,387 It starts with the letter M. 383 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,432 M? 384 00:20:20,456 --> 00:20:24,124 Sometimes, even just by seeing it, I start drooling. 385 00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:25,736 What is this M? 386 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:27,894 Peanut. 387 00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:29,402 My Peanut. 388 00:20:31,436 --> 00:20:34,302 Well, yes, but that's not the answer we're looking for. 389 00:20:34,327 --> 00:20:36,451 Sometimes, it's also yellow. 390 00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:37,794 - Yellow? - Yes! 391 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,940 - Corn. - Corn? It has no hair. 392 00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:44,834 -Deshelled peanuts. - Ah, does... that even exist? 393 00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:49,436 Sometimes, you like chewing on it because it's crispy. 394 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,218 Apple . 395 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:55,692 Actually, it's sour. 396 00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:57,276 Yes? 397 00:20:57,301 --> 00:20:58,809 Unripe apple. 398 00:21:00,157 --> 00:21:04,592 In English, it's called mango. 399 00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:07,549 - Okay? Mango... that's easy. - Mango! 400 00:21:07,574 --> 00:21:08,925 What is this M? 401 00:21:09,046 --> 00:21:10,471 What's it called again... 402 00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:11,671 Mangosteen? 403 00:21:11,696 --> 00:21:13,881 - Go. - Mangosteen! 404 00:21:14,442 --> 00:21:16,157 I already said mango... 405 00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:17,430 Here's another clue. 406 00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:19,035 I swear if you don't get this... 407 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,433 Sorry, sorry. 408 00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:23,588 If you still won't get this... 409 00:21:24,431 --> 00:21:27,611 The fruit we're looking for is... 410 00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:40,066 Has the letters M, A, N, two Gs, and one A. 411 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,546 What is this? 412 00:21:41,571 --> 00:21:42,571 Yes? 413 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:46,506 - M-A-N-G-G-A? - Yes? 414 00:21:46,537 --> 00:21:50,025 - Malunggay! Malunggay! - Are you kidding me? 415 00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:52,464 But I'm right! 416 00:21:53,503 --> 00:21:55,701 - So dumb! M-A-N-G-G-A? - Miss Consequence, enter! 417 00:21:55,726 --> 00:21:56,726 Geez! 418 00:21:57,445 --> 00:21:59,287 - What is this? - Damn it! 419 00:22:00,091 --> 00:22:02,531 - I would've gotten it right. - I'm trying my best! 420 00:22:02,991 --> 00:22:04,799 I thought it's supposed to be a fruit. 421 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,951 Please come back, the game is not over yet. 422 00:22:10,087 --> 00:22:13,401 - It's not over yet. - I already spelled it. 423 00:22:13,815 --> 00:22:15,742 - What is this? - I thought it's fruit, 424 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:19,056 - why did you say a vegetable? - There's M-A-N-G-G-A! 425 00:22:19,081 --> 00:22:20,171 Isn't it? 426 00:22:20,196 --> 00:22:21,224 No! 427 00:22:21,248 --> 00:22:23,912 Okay, the answer we're looking for is... 428 00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:25,910 Swindler. 429 00:22:25,935 --> 00:22:27,742 - Oh, really? - Okay? Okay? 430 00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:29,483 - That's new. - How is that a fruit? 431 00:22:29,508 --> 00:22:30,536 That's new. 432 00:22:30,561 --> 00:22:32,021 - It's good. - Oh, okay. 433 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,370 I guess it's new... 434 00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:34,670 Okay. 435 00:22:34,857 --> 00:22:37,603 Uh, who first? 436 00:22:37,914 --> 00:22:38,914 MARS! 437 00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:41,669 - Mars? - Yes? 438 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,261 Answer me, okay? 439 00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:46,254 Here are your choices... 440 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:49,538 You will be the target in archery, 441 00:22:49,563 --> 00:22:54,954 but instead of them trying to shoot the apple on your head, 442 00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:57,799 there will be an aratilis on your head. 443 00:22:58,181 --> 00:23:01,038 Or, you will take your skirt off. 444 00:23:01,761 --> 00:23:02,761 Skirt. 445 00:23:03,396 --> 00:23:06,691 - The first one seems dangerous. - We're take our skirt off. 446 00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:10,276 VENUS, your choices are... 447 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:13,762 You two will hit each other with something like a throw pillow, 448 00:23:13,787 --> 00:23:18,108 but instead of a pillow, you will use a cactus. 449 00:23:18,926 --> 00:23:21,546 Or, you will take your skirt off. 450 00:23:21,571 --> 00:23:22,578 Oh, my God. 451 00:23:22,603 --> 00:23:25,726 - I don't want to get hurt. - We'll take our skirt off. 452 00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:27,566 They will both take their skirts off! 453 00:23:28,029 --> 00:23:29,549 - We'll get nak-- - Oh my! 454 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,649 You guys are fast! 455 00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:33,555 - Okay, okay. - We're excited, okay? 456 00:23:33,986 --> 00:23:36,299 - These two girls are fast! - The two new fruits! 457 00:23:36,399 --> 00:23:41,584 We did not force them to choose that option. 458 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,362 Thank you! When we come back, 459 00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:48,274 this is the most awaited round... 460 00:23:48,299 --> 00:23:49,356 The final round, 461 00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,829 here on Battle of the Braless! 462 00:23:52,854 --> 00:23:54,363 Yay! 463 00:23:57,791 --> 00:24:01,051 You know girls, I pity my grandpa. 464 00:24:01,076 --> 00:24:02,829 Why? What's wrong? 465 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,617 Because he's already 70 years old... 466 00:24:04,679 --> 00:24:06,355 - Okay. - Every morning, at 8 AM, 467 00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:10,677 he wants to pee, but he can't. 468 00:24:11,332 --> 00:24:14,717 Oh no, my grandpa is more pitiful. 469 00:24:14,742 --> 00:24:15,742 Oh? 470 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:22,751 He's already 80 years old, every morning at 8 AM, he wants to poop, 471 00:24:23,078 --> 00:24:24,718 but he can't. 472 00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:27,313 What's wrong with you? 473 00:24:27,826 --> 00:24:30,442 Your problem with your grandfather is so light. 474 00:24:30,467 --> 00:24:31,482 Huh? 475 00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:35,483 Because my grandfather is already 95 years old. 476 00:24:35,806 --> 00:24:38,726 Every morning at 8 AM, 477 00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:41,986 he has already peed and pooped. 478 00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:44,313 Oh, what's the problem with that? 479 00:24:44,599 --> 00:24:46,723 Well, he wakes up at 9 AM! 480 00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:54,048 My friends, though this is against my will, 481 00:24:54,078 --> 00:24:57,142 we're back for the final round of Battle of the Braless! 482 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,189 - Woohoo! - Yay! 483 00:25:00,278 --> 00:25:01,869 Okay, alright. 484 00:25:01,893 --> 00:25:03,836 Okay, are you guys ready? 485 00:25:03,861 --> 00:25:05,788 - Yes, we are! - We're ready! 486 00:25:05,813 --> 00:25:09,195 This is our final round. 487 00:25:11,532 --> 00:25:12,972 Wait... Oh, sorry. 488 00:25:12,997 --> 00:25:13,997 Okay. 489 00:25:14,538 --> 00:25:16,895 This is our final round. 490 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,077 - Are you ready, girls? - Yes, we are! 491 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,569 Okay, your category is... 492 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:26,501 Pet Care Management, Gender and Intimacy Combined. 493 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:33,448 The animal that is considered man's best friend is... blank. 494 00:25:33,636 --> 00:25:36,978 And it starts with the letter D. 495 00:25:37,656 --> 00:25:39,249 - Yes! - Donald. 496 00:25:40,112 --> 00:25:41,644 I said it's an animal. 497 00:25:41,921 --> 00:25:42,921 Duck. 498 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:44,290 Donald Duck. 499 00:25:45,516 --> 00:25:47,518 You have a point, but no, that's not it. 500 00:25:47,543 --> 00:25:50,650 We often see it in the street. 501 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:51,770 - Oh! - Yes! 502 00:25:51,795 --> 00:25:53,195 - Rat? - Rat! 503 00:25:53,216 --> 00:25:55,055 - It's roaming around the streets! - It's bigger than a rat! 504 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,613 - Ah! - Yes? 505 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,043 - Dinosaur! - That's too big! 506 00:25:59,943 --> 00:26:01,863 - Here's another clue. - That's what you said. 507 00:26:01,888 --> 00:26:03,297 This one lives with us. 508 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,954 It has canines and a tail! 509 00:26:06,335 --> 00:26:07,570 - Yes! - Demon! 510 00:26:07,595 --> 00:26:09,176 - What? - Why is it a demon? 511 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,791 No, that's what my mom always tells my dad! 512 00:26:11,927 --> 00:26:15,061 You demon! You animal! Why are you here? 513 00:26:15,798 --> 00:26:17,591 - You asshole! - Wow. 514 00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:18,938 - Oh, right! - You win. 515 00:26:18,963 --> 00:26:21,175 You're the winner in acting. But here, you're wrong. 516 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,369 - She's wrong? Oh... - Okay, both of you are wrong. 517 00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:26,302 And the correct answer is... 518 00:26:26,327 --> 00:26:27,868 - Daisy. - What? 519 00:26:27,893 --> 00:26:30,672 - What is that? - I thought it was an animal. 520 00:26:30,697 --> 00:26:32,198 - Wait, what? - I thought it was an animal. 521 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,882 Duck. Daisy Duck. 522 00:26:33,913 --> 00:26:35,768 You said Donald Duck, right? 523 00:26:35,823 --> 00:26:38,361 - Okay. Back to me. - She was really close! 524 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,429 Okay, let's recap the scores. 525 00:26:40,627 --> 00:26:41,627 Of course. 526 00:26:42,076 --> 00:26:43,670 Zero. Zero. 527 00:26:43,695 --> 00:26:45,850 - Miss Consequence. - Yes! 528 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,644 - It's a tie! - It's a tie! 529 00:26:47,669 --> 00:26:50,021 - I love it! - They're still happy? 530 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:58,252 APT! APT! APT! APT! Uh, uh-huh, uh-huh! 531 00:26:58,277 --> 00:26:59,345 Miss Labubu! 532 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:03,800 Thank you! 533 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:05,677 - Here, sir. - Okay! 534 00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:10,219 - Can I have yours? - Here, sir. 535 00:27:10,244 --> 00:27:12,175 Let's start with team VENUS. 536 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,201 - Here! - Hello, sir! 537 00:27:13,661 --> 00:27:16,124 Here are your choices... 538 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,739 you will bring a toothpick, 539 00:27:17,764 --> 00:27:23,065 and you need to pick the teeth of a piranha that just ate. 540 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,707 - What? - Or... 541 00:27:25,451 --> 00:27:27,038 You will take your bra off. 542 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:30,223 - We'll do the latter. - I don't like piranhas. 543 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,714 Team MARS! 544 00:27:31,739 --> 00:27:33,259 Your choices are... 545 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,569 You will perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a man... 546 00:27:37,493 --> 00:27:38,493 Easy, right? 547 00:27:38,518 --> 00:27:41,067 - That... - That was drowning from a sewer. 548 00:27:42,174 --> 00:27:44,453 Or, you will take your bra off. 549 00:27:44,987 --> 00:27:47,114 I don't want to get bad breath. 550 00:27:47,139 --> 00:27:50,348 - We'll take our bra off. - That's what they chose, everybody. 551 00:27:50,373 --> 00:27:52,053 Now, please take it off. 552 00:27:52,368 --> 00:27:55,806 We do not force anybody here, that's what they chose to do. 553 00:27:55,831 --> 00:27:57,100 Yay! 554 00:27:59,247 --> 00:28:01,660 APT! APT! APT! 555 00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:07,118 Thank you very much, and I hope you all enjoyed today's game! 556 00:28:07,155 --> 00:28:11,304 Of course, Battle of the Braless is brought to you by Playtime. 557 00:28:11,329 --> 00:28:14,217 The highest cash back online gaming platform. 558 00:28:14,347 --> 00:28:15,733 I'm Janno Depp! 559 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:19,831 The luckiest host in the whole world! 560 00:28:20,145 --> 00:28:21,512 And this is... 561 00:28:21,628 --> 00:28:25,316 Battle of the Braless! 562 00:28:25,341 --> 00:28:27,081 Woohoo! 563 00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:30,426 Hey! You can cover yourselves up! 564 00:28:30,451 --> 00:28:31,451 We can? 565 00:28:32,438 --> 00:28:33,438 Good night! 566 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:36,490 - Girls, wave! - Bye! 567 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:39,361 Oh, they can see! Cover yourselves up! 568 00:28:39,462 --> 00:28:40,641 Okay, okay! 569 00:28:40,689 --> 00:28:42,422 Thank you! Everybody clap! 570 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,581 - Yay! - Clap! 571 00:28:44,605 --> 00:28:46,851 - Hey! They can see! - Oh no! Sorry! 572 00:28:46,876 --> 00:28:48,009 Geez! 573 00:28:48,579 --> 00:28:55,091 Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs 38139

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