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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,952 --> 00:00:21,375 Mars, do you know why breastfeeding is still best for babies? 2 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,400 Why? 3 00:00:22,787 --> 00:00:28,055 The milk of a mother helps the baby to be obedient and kind. 4 00:00:28,187 --> 00:00:30,721 Oh, I see. 5 00:00:30,746 --> 00:00:33,744 And Mars, it's also good for daddies. 6 00:00:34,266 --> 00:00:36,160 - They also become kind? - Yes. 7 00:00:36,317 --> 00:00:37,624 Look at my husband. 8 00:00:37,677 --> 00:00:40,285 Just one call, and he's already trembling. 9 00:00:43,199 --> 00:00:44,266 Hey! 10 00:00:45,382 --> 00:00:46,470 Time to breastfeed! 11 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:58,388 Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs 12 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,053 Hey, Zsara! 13 00:02:15,601 --> 00:02:16,601 Hey! 14 00:02:16,795 --> 00:02:19,705 I've been watching you. Why do you keep laughing? 15 00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:22,815 You know earlier... Boss called me to his office. 16 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,649 He told me... 17 00:02:24,855 --> 00:02:27,863 He doesn't want to see me working in the office. 18 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,726 What's so funny about that? 19 00:02:32,431 --> 00:02:33,431 Because... 20 00:02:33,732 --> 00:02:36,132 He thought that I'm actually working! 21 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,306 See? 22 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,386 Boss is so funny! 23 00:02:42,221 --> 00:02:43,934 Woo! [clapping] 24 00:02:45,671 --> 00:02:47,351 The women here are great! 25 00:02:50,309 --> 00:02:51,958 There was a problem last night. 26 00:02:53,704 --> 00:02:56,624 Problem last night? Well, I enjoyed mine! 27 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,846 - Did you have fun? - Yes. 28 00:03:00,272 --> 00:03:01,663 So, what happened anyways? 29 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:05,939 Bro, I was so drunk last night. 30 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,140 I sold my wife unknowingly. 31 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:13,838 Bro, I think I was more drunk last night. 32 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,313 Why? 33 00:03:15,645 --> 00:03:17,533 I wasn't able to get a discount. 34 00:03:19,226 --> 00:03:20,754 But it's okay, I had fun! 35 00:03:22,028 --> 00:03:23,028 Yeah. 36 00:03:25,657 --> 00:03:27,144 Your wife is really good. 37 00:03:28,072 --> 00:03:29,392 We should always drink out, man. 38 00:03:51,803 --> 00:03:54,083 - Okay, this is good, right? - Yes! 39 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:56,010 - Okay, press record. - Here. 40 00:03:56,043 --> 00:03:57,843 Recording... Okay. 41 00:03:58,897 --> 00:04:00,255 Hello, Injans! 42 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:07,628 Here's your favorite explorer and expert in everything, Injanno Jones. 43 00:04:07,653 --> 00:04:11,662 And we're still here with the Tribe of Mamadede, 44 00:04:12,439 --> 00:04:18,260 to share some knowledge to them. 45 00:04:18,665 --> 00:04:19,689 Hold this. 46 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:21,709 Sit down. 47 00:04:22,435 --> 00:04:24,934 Good day, Tribe of Mamadede. 48 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:26,779 - Good day. - Good day. 49 00:04:26,804 --> 00:04:30,129 Do you have any questions for me? 50 00:04:30,154 --> 00:04:32,693 - Yes. - Okay. 51 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:38,182 Injanno Jones, are you an expert in all kinds of things? 52 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:39,345 Correct. 53 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:43,430 Can you talk about cars? 54 00:04:43,966 --> 00:04:45,126 Cars? 55 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:47,204 I'll give it a try. 56 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:53,360 Do you have a car that suits magicians? 57 00:04:54,012 --> 00:04:57,472 A car that suits magicians? 58 00:04:57,885 --> 00:04:58,885 Um... 59 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,844 Mercedes Benz. 60 00:05:00,991 --> 00:05:04,257 What? Mercedes Benz? Why? 61 00:05:04,684 --> 00:05:08,441 What do magicians say when they do magic? 62 00:05:08,806 --> 00:05:10,224 Chedeng! 63 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,276 - Oh! - Oh! 64 00:05:13,301 --> 00:05:16,074 - Amazing! - Chedeng! 65 00:05:16,099 --> 00:05:17,099 Any more questions? 66 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:21,121 Do you have a car that suits carpenters? 67 00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:23,574 Yes, I do. 68 00:05:23,797 --> 00:05:25,074 Um... 69 00:05:25,099 --> 00:05:26,185 What is it? 70 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:27,813 Hummer. 71 00:05:28,566 --> 00:05:30,660 - Right? - Oh! 72 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:34,781 - Yes? - Sir? 73 00:05:35,371 --> 00:05:38,988 Do you have a car that suits beggars? 74 00:05:39,013 --> 00:05:40,292 Beggars? 75 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:43,621 Well... It's very ironic. 76 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:47,535 But the car that suits them is a limousine. 77 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:49,215 - Oh! - Oh! 78 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,240 Limousine. 79 00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:53,418 - Wow. - Ah... 80 00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:54,885 What about this? 81 00:05:55,019 --> 00:05:59,321 Do you have a car that suits priests? 82 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,112 Cars for priests? 83 00:06:02,453 --> 00:06:03,453 Um... 84 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,552 - Nissan. - Why Nissan? 85 00:06:07,186 --> 00:06:08,186 Safari. 86 00:06:08,748 --> 00:06:10,070 Nissan Safari. 87 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:11,575 When it's Safari, it's Nissan. 88 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,113 When it's Nissan, it's Safari. 89 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:16,586 Wow. 90 00:06:17,372 --> 00:06:20,575 - Do you have a car that suits... - Uh, a hearse. 91 00:06:21,095 --> 00:06:23,167 No, no. That's not what I'm asking for. 92 00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:24,305 I thought it was for you. 93 00:06:24,365 --> 00:06:25,383 Uh... 94 00:06:25,408 --> 00:06:28,482 What car suits Kabayan Noli? 95 00:06:28,549 --> 00:06:30,755 Ah, that's easy. 96 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:32,455 It's a Nissan too. 97 00:06:32,748 --> 00:06:34,194 - Nissan? - Yes. 98 00:06:34,259 --> 00:06:35,570 Which Nissan? 99 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:36,595 Patrol. 100 00:06:36,775 --> 00:06:38,433 - Nissan Patrol? - Yes. 101 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:40,499 That's what he always says! 102 00:06:40,524 --> 00:06:44,778 Nissan Patrol! 103 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,112 - Oh! - Wow! 104 00:06:50,182 --> 00:06:51,496 - Any other question? - Me! 105 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:55,216 Do police have cars? 106 00:06:55,579 --> 00:06:57,994 - Yes, they do! - What is it? 107 00:06:58,213 --> 00:06:59,213 Mobile. 108 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,527 Where's the joke there? 109 00:07:02,888 --> 00:07:03,888 I don't have one. 110 00:07:04,179 --> 00:07:05,266 That's what they really call it. 111 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:07,897 - Oh! - You got used to my jokes, huh? 112 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,851 - Any other questions? - Me! 113 00:07:12,179 --> 00:07:13,595 Um... 114 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,675 It's always flooding in the area. 115 00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:19,410 - Is there a car suitable for floods? - What the hell? 116 00:07:19,776 --> 00:07:22,641 Um... Do you know how to speak Tagalog? 117 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:24,691 - Yes. - Please speak Tagalog. 118 00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:26,288 I'm struggling. 119 00:07:26,316 --> 00:07:28,769 - There's always a flood in the area. - Okay. 120 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:32,402 Is there a car suitable for floods? 121 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:34,368 It needs to be high. 122 00:07:35,732 --> 00:07:37,534 So that the flood doesn't reach it. 123 00:07:37,661 --> 00:07:39,183 - Ford, then. - Ford. 124 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,208 Why is it called Ford? 125 00:07:40,465 --> 00:07:41,465 Everest. 126 00:07:41,537 --> 00:07:43,289 It's the highest. 127 00:07:43,314 --> 00:07:46,790 If the flood reaches that, the whole world's underwater already. 128 00:07:46,815 --> 00:07:50,037 - Ah! - Wow! 129 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,013 Yes? 130 00:07:52,091 --> 00:07:55,287 Do you have a car that suits Dora? 131 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,621 Yes, there's one. 132 00:07:57,646 --> 00:07:58,646 What is it? 133 00:07:58,671 --> 00:08:00,226 Ford as well. 134 00:08:00,673 --> 00:08:02,401 Huh? Ford? 135 00:08:03,285 --> 00:08:04,512 Explorer. 136 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:05,761 Ford Explorer. 137 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,654 It's Dora the Explorer, right? 138 00:08:07,742 --> 00:08:10,376 - Wow! - Amazing! 139 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:17,887 Do you have a car that suits bands? 140 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:22,176 A car that suits bands... 141 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:26,201 - Ford, too. - Why Ford? 142 00:08:26,945 --> 00:08:28,073 Fiesta. 143 00:08:28,585 --> 00:08:29,585 Right? 144 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,996 When it comes to fiestas, there are always bands. 145 00:08:32,021 --> 00:08:34,596 - I see. - Ah! 146 00:08:35,699 --> 00:08:39,279 What about for prostitutes? What kind of car suits them? 147 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,333 There's one. 148 00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:44,597 - What is it? - A pick-up. 149 00:08:44,954 --> 00:08:46,414 Why pick-up? 150 00:08:46,439 --> 00:08:48,865 Because when they stop in front of you... 151 00:08:49,145 --> 00:08:51,619 And then... they'll ask for a discount... 152 00:08:51,979 --> 00:08:53,754 That's what I brought today. 153 00:08:54,553 --> 00:08:56,493 You want to get in? 154 00:08:58,979 --> 00:09:02,220 Do we still have time to... 155 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,703 Yes, we do. 156 00:09:03,728 --> 00:09:06,056 - For one more question. - One more? Okay. 157 00:09:06,081 --> 00:09:08,515 - I have one. - Okay, go ahead. 158 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:12,475 Do you have a car that suit maids? 159 00:09:13,115 --> 00:09:16,295 Maids? I have one. 160 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,982 Really? You do? 161 00:09:18,254 --> 00:09:20,235 - What is it? - I do have one! 162 00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:21,855 A Hyundai. 163 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,055 Why a Hyundai? 164 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,253 Isn't that what you say when you give them orders? 165 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:30,334 "Kunin mo nga Hyundai " Get that please. 166 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:33,754 - Ah! - Wow! 167 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:37,295 - Okay, thank you. - Sir, sir! 168 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,395 - I have a bonus question. - Oh, of course! 169 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:44,217 Do you have a car that suits you? 170 00:09:45,021 --> 00:09:46,331 I have one. 171 00:09:47,326 --> 00:09:48,353 What is it? 172 00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:49,390 You. 173 00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:57,435 Okay, that's enough, that's enough. 174 00:09:58,361 --> 00:10:01,183 Thank you, Tribe of Mamadede. 175 00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:04,095 - Thank you! - Thank you! 176 00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:07,272 Thank you very much, my fellow Injans! 177 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:13,093 I am Injanno Jones, your favorite explorer and expert in everything! 178 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,988 Bidding you goodbye... Thank you very much. 179 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,560 Hi, I'm Angelin from Wow Mani. 180 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,800 What's your name, Sir? 181 00:10:21,182 --> 00:10:22,434 Julios. 182 00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:24,941 - Julios, right? - Capital J-U-L-I-O-S. 183 00:10:24,966 --> 00:10:26,126 Do you have a wife, or not? 184 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:30,462 Hey, that's a sensitive topic... I used to have one, she left me. 185 00:10:30,487 --> 00:10:31,728 She broke up with you? 186 00:10:32,486 --> 00:10:34,018 Shot! Okay... 187 00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:35,578 Are you ready for my questions? 188 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,304 Yeah. I don't have a choice. Okay. 189 00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:42,419 How does a person live for 30 days without sleeping? 190 00:10:44,008 --> 00:10:46,237 That's hard. That's a tricky question. 191 00:10:46,359 --> 00:10:48,270 - Is there a time limit? - No, there isn't. 192 00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:49,663 Go, go. 193 00:10:49,688 --> 00:10:51,496 One month? 30 days? 194 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:54,841 Drink water. 195 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,096 - Just water. - Drink water? 196 00:10:58,770 --> 00:11:01,289 - 30 days without sleeping. - 30? 197 00:11:01,555 --> 00:11:04,110 - 30? - 30. 198 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:07,749 You can do it, you can do it. 199 00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:10,005 Wait. 200 00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:13,690 It's possible, but... you'll become weak. 201 00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:17,361 Uh... let's see. You're wide awake? 202 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,842 - Guess! Guess! - How? 203 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,830 Of course, I can't sleep, so I nap on a chair. 204 00:11:25,922 --> 00:11:26,922 But I still eat. 205 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:31,061 The right answer is that they can sleep at night, not during the day. 206 00:11:31,199 --> 00:11:36,273 How does a person live for 30 days without... It's days. 207 00:11:36,312 --> 00:11:38,085 - Oh, you're right! - It's a waste. 208 00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:39,807 No, I got it wrong on purpose. 209 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:51,948 I'm Janno Depp and this is Battle of the Braless! 210 00:11:54,072 --> 00:11:56,066 Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 211 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:59,148 Battle of the Braless is brought to you by... 212 00:11:59,173 --> 00:12:02,860 Playtime, the fastest-growing online gaming platform. 213 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,250 Thank you very much. 214 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:06,534 And I won't take any longer. 215 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,999 Let's call the two universities that will be competing today! 216 00:12:12,623 --> 00:12:16,986 Let's start with the Pamantasang Overly Gullible Only, 217 00:12:17,011 --> 00:12:19,001 or POGO! 218 00:12:19,358 --> 00:12:20,371 Come on in. 219 00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:22,166 [cheering] 220 00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:24,391 Happy? Yes! 221 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:26,450 And their opponents, 222 00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:32,287 Philippine University of Genuine Okray, or PUGO. 223 00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:36,156 Yay! 224 00:12:36,181 --> 00:12:37,470 You won already. 225 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,648 Yay! 226 00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,855 Sorry, you lost. Bye. 227 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,143 Just kidding, just kidding. Okay. 228 00:12:43,168 --> 00:12:45,175 Did you prepare any cheer? 229 00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:46,804 - Yes! - We have one! 230 00:12:46,818 --> 00:12:48,633 Wow, you girls have such high energy! 231 00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:51,061 - Okay, who will go first? - They will. 232 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:53,845 - Sure. - So, ours will be a surprise. 233 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,251 There we go! Wow! 234 00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:57,959 Ready! 235 00:13:01,016 --> 00:13:03,398 One, two, three, go! 236 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:07,672 P-U-G-O! 237 00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:09,546 You know what it's gonna be... 238 00:13:09,814 --> 00:13:11,760 P-P-P-P-P-P! 239 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,660 Hey, that's enough. Let's go. 240 00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:16,226 It's PUGO! 241 00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:19,065 I like it! I like it! 242 00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:22,330 - We won already. - Yay! 243 00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:26,215 Out of all the episodes so far, that's my favorite. 244 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:32,580 Let's see if the other team can match your cheer. 245 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,227 - Of course! Basic! - Ready? 246 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,106 - Yeah. - Let's go. 247 00:13:36,986 --> 00:13:39,524 One, two, three, go! 248 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:44,039 P-O-G-O! 249 00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:47,293 Why don't you try being in sync? I wish you'd also say the same thing. 250 00:13:47,318 --> 00:13:50,138 - One more. - One more. 251 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,000 P-O-G-G-O! 252 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:58,487 P-O-G-G-O! 253 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,813 POGO! 254 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:01,949 Okay. 255 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,881 It would've been better if they spelled it correctly. 256 00:14:04,906 --> 00:14:10,280 You said two G's, there's only one G in your school name. 257 00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:11,305 Okay. 258 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,648 Listen carefully. 259 00:14:12,673 --> 00:14:14,545 I will explain the mechanics of our game. 260 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,213 We have three rounds. 261 00:14:16,238 --> 00:14:18,453 We will start with easy. 262 00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:20,145 Then, to difficult. 263 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:22,852 And the last one is the final round. 264 00:14:22,877 --> 00:14:26,811 When you reach the end of each round, there will be a consequence, 265 00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:30,452 to whoever has the lowest score. 266 00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:32,951 Do you understand? But don't worry. 267 00:14:32,976 --> 00:14:35,151 You will be the one to choose the punishment. 268 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,242 - Okay? - Yeah! 269 00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:40,070 Let's check your buzzers. 270 00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:41,282 You first. 271 00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:42,936 And yours. 272 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,099 Okay, if you are ready... 273 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:46,970 - Are you ready? - Ready! 274 00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:48,645 - Are you ready? - Ready! 275 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,346 Let's play! 276 00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:57,696 For the easy round, the category is Hydrology and Human Ecology combined. 277 00:14:58,109 --> 00:14:59,109 Question. 278 00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:02,840 H2O is the chemical formula of water. 279 00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:07,234 And the Tagalog of Water is... blank. 280 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,756 It starts with... Hey! 281 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,217 The letter T. 282 00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:15,825 What is this T that we use for bathing? 283 00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:17,956 - Yes? - Towel! 284 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,479 Towel! No. 285 00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:23,024 We pour this over ourselves when we take a bath. 286 00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:24,585 - Ah! - Yes? 287 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,670 Tabo . 288 00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:26,997 Tabo... 289 00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:28,995 You can drink this. 290 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,840 And when you drink it, your thirst will go away. 291 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,806 - Yes? - Tequila. 292 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,796 Shot! Shot! 293 00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:40,094 Seems like she's a drunkard... Wrong! 294 00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:42,147 - Yes? - Tuba . 295 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:43,292 Still wrong. 296 00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,452 - Yes? - Gin. 297 00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:48,752 It's supposed to be Letter T! 298 00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:50,740 - Yes? - Tonic. 299 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,480 My favorite. 300 00:15:53,505 --> 00:15:55,016 Wow, these girls like drinking... 301 00:15:55,069 --> 00:15:58,404 This T does not make you drunk. It doesn't! 302 00:15:58,429 --> 00:15:59,405 - It starts with T. - Lame. 303 00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,778 - Yes? - T? Then it's tea! 304 00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:04,725 Right? It's T! 305 00:16:05,074 --> 00:16:08,240 - Tea! Right? - Fine, let's change the clue. 306 00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:13,577 When the tap is open, what T comes out? 307 00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:15,717 - Yes? - Tulo . 308 00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:18,884 You were so close! 309 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:25,476 When you pass by a river, what letter T do you see in the river? 310 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:28,245 - Yes? - Of course, tulay . 311 00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,660 - That's right. - Bridge! 312 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:31,796 - Bridge! - Yeah. 313 00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:33,171 Okay. Bridge... 314 00:16:33,196 --> 00:16:35,410 - What is under the tulay? - Ah! 315 00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:37,016 Tao ! 316 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,441 What? What's a person doing under the bridge? 317 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,714 Pooping! 318 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,088 Don't you poop under a bridge? Geez! 319 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,316 Bathrooms exist, you know! 320 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,154 I apologize to the viewers on behalf of everybody here. 321 00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:52,626 What we are looking for is... 322 00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,003 Tabing Ilog. 323 00:16:54,309 --> 00:16:56,017 Oh! 324 00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,225 There was a show about it. 325 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,250 Okay. 326 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:01,314 Let's recap our scores. 327 00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:04,902 Team Pogo is zero. 328 00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:07,459 And Team Pugo is still zero. 329 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,756 - So, we're tied. - It's a tie! 330 00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:10,635 - Miss Consequence! Come in! - It's a tie. 331 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,757 - It's a tie. - It's a tie. 332 00:17:18,294 --> 00:17:19,294 Okay. 333 00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:21,423 Thank you very much. 334 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,107 Thank you very much. 335 00:17:27,471 --> 00:17:28,682 Team POGO. 336 00:17:29,155 --> 00:17:30,796 Where is Team POGO? 337 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,317 - Here. - Okay. 338 00:17:34,102 --> 00:17:35,415 Your choices are... 339 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,935 You will do laundry using a big washing machine, 340 00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:41,762 and they will put you inside the machine 341 00:17:41,787 --> 00:17:44,338 so you'll be spinning along with the clothes, 342 00:17:44,421 --> 00:17:46,163 while you're washing your clothes. 343 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:49,580 Or... you will take off your top. 344 00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:51,426 I feel like the remaining braincells we have will be gone. 345 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:53,425 - You're right. - We'll take off our top. 346 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:56,520 - Alright! Final answer? - Final answer! 347 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,633 Your turn. 348 00:17:57,658 --> 00:18:01,502 Team Pugo, your choices are... 349 00:18:01,527 --> 00:18:04,827 They will clean your ears. 350 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,294 - What? That's it? - That's it! 351 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,211 Using a drill. 352 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,430 Oh... 353 00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:11,284 - I don't think... - Or... 354 00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:13,442 - That's hard. - I can't do that. 355 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,667 There is another choice. 356 00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:16,427 You can remove your top. 357 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,571 - Let's choose that one. - Yes. 358 00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:20,032 - It's hot anyways. - Yes. 359 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,341 They will remove their top. 360 00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:24,185 That's why... Oh, that was quick. 361 00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:26,650 - This is easier. - I'm excited. 362 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,016 Okay. 363 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,680 Friends, this is just the beginning 364 00:18:30,705 --> 00:18:34,606 because later, it will be the difficult round 365 00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:39,107 once we get back here on Battle of the Braless! 366 00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:50,559 Mars, why are you sad? 367 00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:57,872 Because yesterday, I sent my husband a message. 368 00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,858 I said that I will go home early. 369 00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:04,577 And then when I arrived at our house, 370 00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:10,344 I saw him with another girl in our bed. 371 00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:13,269 Oh no... 372 00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:14,827 But you know what? 373 00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:16,431 Don't be sad. 374 00:19:16,869 --> 00:19:20,442 Maybe he didn't really receive your text. 375 00:19:28,716 --> 00:19:31,017 And welcome back to... 376 00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:33,570 - Battle of the... - Hey! Don't upstage me! 377 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,540 - I'm the host. - Sorry. 378 00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:38,173 - Can you not overshadow me? - Sorry, sorry! 379 00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:39,948 Right, right. 380 00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:45,605 The Battle of the Braless. 381 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:49,404 And we will now move on to the difficult round. 382 00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:51,985 Girls, this is will harder than the previous one, okay? 383 00:19:52,136 --> 00:19:53,963 So, let's get ready. 384 00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:59,174 Your category is Economics and Anthropology combined. 385 00:19:59,789 --> 00:20:03,593 In English, this is rich. 386 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,137 In Tagalog, this is blank. 387 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,018 It starts with the letter M. 388 00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,998 If you are not poor , you are... 389 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:13,950 Madali? 390 00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:17,591 Maybe. But that's not what we are looking for. 391 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:21,756 We are looking for a person who always wears nice clothes. 392 00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:23,365 - Ah! - Yes! 393 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,390 Maporma . 394 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:25,886 Can be... 395 00:20:25,911 --> 00:20:28,084 But that's not what we are looking for. 396 00:20:28,109 --> 00:20:31,856 This person is... is... 397 00:20:32,644 --> 00:20:34,035 Very generous. 398 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,131 They don't care how much they spend, 399 00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:37,964 that's why they buy expensive clothes. 400 00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:39,851 Because they are... 401 00:20:39,876 --> 00:20:41,671 - Yes? - Mayabang . 402 00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:45,511 It can be. But that's not what we are looking for. 403 00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:49,399 For example, do you know Alice Guo? 404 00:20:49,424 --> 00:20:52,053 - Yes. - She has a helicopter. 405 00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:54,298 She has a McLaren. 406 00:20:54,323 --> 00:20:56,618 She has a lot of cars. 407 00:20:56,643 --> 00:21:00,037 And she has a billion in the bank. 408 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,756 Because she is... 409 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:03,696 Mayor! 410 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:06,776 Mayor? How can Alice Guo be a mayor? 411 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:08,361 That's how mayors are. 412 00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:09,768 That's why a lot of people want to be mayors. 413 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,115 I want to be a mayor. You want to be a mayor? 414 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:14,430 - That's right. - Yes, okay, that's enough. 415 00:21:14,455 --> 00:21:17,742 Don't elaborate further... You're wrong, you're wrong. 416 00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:19,768 Can be... But that's not what we are looking for. 417 00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:23,730 For example, a man, even though he is ugly, 418 00:21:23,893 --> 00:21:27,119 but he has a lot of women because he is... 419 00:21:28,781 --> 00:21:29,835 Malibog . 420 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,345 - I'm right! - Yeah! 421 00:21:33,812 --> 00:21:35,047 My goodness. 422 00:21:35,072 --> 00:21:38,752 We ran out of time because of your wrong answers. 423 00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:42,508 The answer we are looking for... 424 00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:44,428 That starts with the letter M is... 425 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,345 - Manyak . - Oh, that's too bad. 426 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:50,086 - Oh, we were so close! - Yeah, pretty close. 427 00:21:50,111 --> 00:21:51,743 Yeah, your answer was really close. 428 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:54,045 But we need the exact answer. 429 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,700 Okay, let's recap the scores. 430 00:21:55,725 --> 00:22:00,354 The score for Pamantasang Overly Gullible Only is still zero. 431 00:22:00,379 --> 00:22:04,879 And the Philippine University of Genuine Okray, or PUGO... 432 00:22:05,332 --> 00:22:06,751 has zero points as well. 433 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:08,635 Miss Consequence, come on in. 434 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,070 Thank you very much. 435 00:22:25,203 --> 00:22:27,963 Let's give Miss Consequence a round of applause. 436 00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:30,445 Yay! [clapping] 437 00:22:30,848 --> 00:22:33,528 Let's give her a round of applause because she won't come back. 438 00:22:35,171 --> 00:22:37,429 Just kidding, just kidding! You'll still come back. 439 00:22:37,454 --> 00:22:40,375 Okay, let's start with POGO. 440 00:22:41,423 --> 00:22:43,252 - Let's go! - These are your choices... 441 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:47,353 You will fly a kite, but... 442 00:22:47,378 --> 00:22:52,576 on top of an airplane while your feet are nailed on it. 443 00:22:53,517 --> 00:22:54,637 That's hard... 444 00:22:54,662 --> 00:22:57,802 Or, you will take your skirt off. 445 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,986 - We'll take our skirt off. - Okay then. 446 00:23:01,536 --> 00:23:03,356 And you, Team PUGO, 447 00:23:04,255 --> 00:23:05,727 your choices are... 448 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,894 You will dress up as Darna, 449 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,293 and ride on a ferris wheel, 450 00:23:10,318 --> 00:23:16,829 but it will spin really fast until you fly off it to the next town. 451 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:20,618 - That doesn't sound too bad. - It's like an adventure. 452 00:23:20,643 --> 00:23:22,956 Or, you will take your skirt off. 453 00:23:23,794 --> 00:23:26,716 - Let's go with the skirt. - Yeah, I'm too lazy for an adventure. 454 00:23:27,988 --> 00:23:28,988 Oh! 455 00:23:29,544 --> 00:23:30,850 They're taking it off! 456 00:23:31,037 --> 00:23:32,557 Let's wait for them, my friends. 457 00:23:32,809 --> 00:23:35,705 - Thank you. - That's the consequence they chose.. 458 00:23:36,276 --> 00:23:38,038 We don't force them to take it off. 459 00:23:38,949 --> 00:23:40,622 Stay right there, we'll be right back 460 00:23:40,647 --> 00:23:42,019 because when we come back, 461 00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:49,502 it will be the final round of the Battle of the Braless! 462 00:23:54,197 --> 00:23:55,763 You know what, guys? 463 00:23:55,788 --> 00:23:56,910 I do this things where... 464 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,829 Every five years, I change my TV. 465 00:23:59,854 --> 00:24:01,532 - Huh? - Why? 466 00:24:01,557 --> 00:24:05,452 I just want a new TV every five years. 467 00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:10,158 - Wow! - I change my car every three years. 468 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:14,220 Because I want a new car every three years. 469 00:24:17,763 --> 00:24:19,043 Oh, no, girls. 470 00:24:19,448 --> 00:24:22,438 That's a long time to keep something! 471 00:24:23,324 --> 00:24:27,375 I change mine every year! 472 00:24:28,044 --> 00:24:30,248 Wow! You're so rich! 473 00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:32,814 Wait, what do you change? 474 00:24:33,536 --> 00:24:34,819 My calendar! 475 00:24:34,844 --> 00:24:36,767 I'm not being arrogant. 476 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:40,509 I change my calendar every year. 477 00:24:44,188 --> 00:24:50,116 Battle of the Braless is back and this is the final round! 478 00:24:53,376 --> 00:24:54,558 Okay, girls. 479 00:24:54,722 --> 00:24:57,399 This is your hardest challenge. 480 00:24:57,650 --> 00:25:00,334 So, give it your best, okay? 481 00:25:01,203 --> 00:25:04,236 In the final round, our category is... 482 00:25:04,495 --> 00:25:08,076 Human Anatomy and Communication Studies combined. 483 00:25:08,101 --> 00:25:09,101 Cool! 484 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:13,674 In English, it's called ear. 485 00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:15,026 Ear. 486 00:25:15,329 --> 00:25:18,339 In Tagalog, it is blank. 487 00:25:18,596 --> 00:25:20,636 It starts with the letter T. 488 00:25:20,661 --> 00:25:24,038 You use it often to hear the person you're talking to. 489 00:25:24,063 --> 00:25:26,156 What is this T? 490 00:25:26,765 --> 00:25:27,765 Yes! 491 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:28,790 Telepono . 492 00:25:29,545 --> 00:25:31,424 No, this is part of the body. 493 00:25:31,449 --> 00:25:34,608 When you're being kissed here, it tickles you. 494 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:35,633 Oh! 495 00:25:35,658 --> 00:25:36,890 - Yes! - Talampakan . 496 00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:39,150 Kinky. 497 00:25:39,423 --> 00:25:42,868 Okay, it's higher than your sole. 498 00:25:44,216 --> 00:25:45,216 Tuhod . 499 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:48,400 Okay. Higher. 500 00:25:48,865 --> 00:25:50,395 - Yes. - Tiyan! 501 00:25:50,712 --> 00:25:53,458 Wait, I'll show you. 502 00:25:53,483 --> 00:25:54,901 Here, look, look. 503 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:58,932 - Yes. - Thumb! 504 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:01,752 Geez! That's not what I'm pointing at! 505 00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:02,776 Ah! 506 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:04,445 What? 507 00:26:04,817 --> 00:26:06,535 - Yes. - Tutuli . 508 00:26:08,423 --> 00:26:11,093 I'm sorry, we've run out of time! 509 00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:15,018 [sighs] You just wasted our time! 510 00:26:15,085 --> 00:26:18,035 The correct answer is Tonsil. 511 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,927 - I was pointing to that. - Tonsil? 512 00:26:20,952 --> 00:26:24,560 You know how it is when there's a camera here, right? 513 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:28,306 They'll put it inside until it reaches here. 514 00:26:28,363 --> 00:26:29,698 Oh... 515 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:32,624 Yes. Okay, Let's recap our scores. 516 00:26:32,649 --> 00:26:36,710 Pamantasang Overly Gullible Only has a total of... 517 00:26:37,127 --> 00:26:39,253 Zero points! 518 00:26:39,278 --> 00:26:44,901 And Philippine University of Genuine Okray has a total of... 519 00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:46,604 Zero points as well! 520 00:26:47,959 --> 00:26:49,859 Miss Consequence, come on in. 521 00:26:49,905 --> 00:26:51,683 Is Miss Consequence still here? 522 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:53,976 I told you not to come back. Okay. 523 00:26:54,001 --> 00:26:55,521 I was just kidding. 524 00:26:55,686 --> 00:26:56,859 There we go! 525 00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:58,806 Okay. Yes! 526 00:26:59,658 --> 00:27:00,738 Thank you. 527 00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:07,229 Okay. Thank you very much. 528 00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:11,803 POGO, these are your choices... 529 00:27:11,894 --> 00:27:15,660 You'll become a model for a lechon baboy business... 530 00:27:16,513 --> 00:27:19,919 The pictorial is sexy, you'll be biting an apple, 531 00:27:19,944 --> 00:27:23,298 and then, you'll get skewered by a bamboo spit. 532 00:27:24,693 --> 00:27:27,182 Or, take off your bra. 533 00:27:28,572 --> 00:27:31,076 - We'll take our bra off. - Sure? 534 00:27:31,101 --> 00:27:32,935 - This is fine. - You don't like the first choice? 535 00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:35,834 - Seems like it'll hurt. - Yeah. 536 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:37,391 Let's take our bras off. 537 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:41,618 Team PUGO, you'll learn synchronized swimming. 538 00:27:41,643 --> 00:27:42,821 Nice! 539 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,599 And then you'll be thrown to the Pacific Ocean 540 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:48,255 which is full of sharks, 541 00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:52,315 so you can teach them synchronized swimming. 542 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:55,431 Or, take your bra off. 543 00:27:55,662 --> 00:27:56,962 I'm not good at teaching. 544 00:27:57,674 --> 00:28:00,541 - Let's just remove our bra. - That's what you were afraid of? 545 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,546 Take it off? Okay! 546 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:03,920 That's the... oh! 547 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,262 - These two are so fast! - Ah! 548 00:28:06,316 --> 00:28:09,596 There, their bras are off. That's what they chose. 549 00:28:09,895 --> 00:28:11,788 We did not force anybody here. 550 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:16,060 You can cover yourself first, girls, because it's over. 551 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,377 - We don't want you to feel uncomfortable. - No, it's okay. 552 00:28:18,401 --> 00:28:20,563 The consequence is done. 553 00:28:20,588 --> 00:28:26,503 Battle of the Braless would like to thank 554 00:28:26,528 --> 00:28:30,981 Playtime, the highest cashback online gaming platform. 555 00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:33,212 I'm Janno Depp. 556 00:28:33,237 --> 00:28:37,160 The host that... 557 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:40,381 That all the other hosts are jealous of. 558 00:28:40,406 --> 00:28:42,218 They're speechless. 559 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:43,497 Thank you very much. 560 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:48,557 And this is Battle of the Braless. 561 00:28:50,217 --> 00:28:53,205 - Hey, cover yourself up! - Oh, sorry. 562 00:28:53,259 --> 00:28:54,259 Bye-bye! 563 00:28:54,284 --> 00:28:56,415 - Everybody wave! - Bye! 564 00:29:01,316 --> 00:29:09,316 Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs 38152

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