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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,880 Good morning, ladies. 2 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:54,181 Hello. 3 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:56,684 Hello! 4 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,487 Thank you. 5 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:45,499 Mmm. 6 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,467 Babe. 7 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,837 I need a second opinion. 8 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,773 Oh. Okay. 9 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,417 What is it? 10 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:06,788 Um, it's a Douglas fir parfait. 11 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:09,322 Oh. 12 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,327 -Darling, what time is it? -Please. 13 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,429 Please can you just try it? 14 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,732 Hmm. 15 00:04:01,876 --> 00:04:03,144 Okay. 16 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,780 So no gush or trickle or fluid 17 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,116 or unusual amount of dampness in your underwear? 18 00:04:08,216 --> 00:04:09,951 -Uh-uh. -Mucus plug? 19 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,891 Who even are you? 20 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:19,326 Erm, okay. 21 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,695 Fluids? 22 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:22,797 Didn't you just ask me that question? 23 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,032 -No, to drink. Have you... -No, nothing. 24 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:26,834 Jesus. 25 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:29,369 Make sure you keep drinking. 26 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:31,773 Okay. 27 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:38,079 So as and when you, erm... You have any... 28 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:39,947 Yeah, you'll be the first to know. 29 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:46,453 Good to go on that. 30 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,424 Just a little more. 31 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,128 -Table five. -Yes, Chef. 32 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,297 Sauce? 33 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,072 Right, that's ready for service. 34 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,307 Don't look so terrified, Chef. 35 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,510 -That's fucking majestic. -Thank you, Chef. 36 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,992 Chef? 37 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,994 Do you need anything? 38 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,129 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 39 00:05:28,229 --> 00:05:29,597 Leave me alone. Go back to your station. 40 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:38,105 So what happens now? 41 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:39,674 I'm going to recommend 42 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,076 starting with a course of chemotherapy. 43 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,744 Why not just remove it? 44 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:46,547 Sorry, I mean, why... Why can't we just operate? 45 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,716 -Honestly? -Yeah. 46 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,518 It's too big. 47 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:53,988 The first thing we have to do is shrink it. 48 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:55,355 Slow it down. 49 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:58,059 Once we achieve that, then we can operate. 50 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,728 And then... And then what? 51 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,495 Once you recover from surgery, 52 00:06:02,597 --> 00:06:03,698 you'll need to complete 53 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:06,567 another course of chemotherapy. 54 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,203 We really don't want to be leaving anything behind here. 55 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:10,470 Hmm. 56 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,342 Given this is a reoccurrence, 57 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,577 we need an aggressive treatment plan. 58 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,548 Okay. 59 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:23,784 So... 60 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:26,354 Just to check that I... It would go... 61 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,055 -A course of chemotherapy... -Mmm-hmm. 62 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,757 ...followed by surgery, 63 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:33,127 followed by another, hopefully final... 64 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,097 -course of chemotherapy? -Correct. 65 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:37,430 Okay, great. 66 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:40,101 And what about work? 67 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,304 What about work? 68 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,540 Well, how much time off, do you think, 69 00:06:46,641 --> 00:06:49,176 realistically, we should be considering? 70 00:06:49,277 --> 00:06:50,410 What do you think? 71 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,915 Well, given the physical nature of your profession, 72 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:56,217 honestly, if you and your colleagues 73 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:58,085 can find a workable solution, 74 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:00,788 I would advocate stepping back. 75 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,427 Maybe it's time to finally get a dog. 76 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,666 I read somewhere that pets, dogs, 77 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,167 are really good for children, 78 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,702 helping them to cope with, like, 79 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,772 big, life stuff. 80 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:20,741 Hmm. 81 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,343 Because once they've gone through the death of a pet, 82 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,744 their ability 83 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,914 to handle all the other terrible shit goes up. 84 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,518 So... 85 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:33,421 So you think we should procure a dog 86 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:37,325 in order to end its life prematurely as a way of... 87 00:07:37,425 --> 00:07:40,127 I'm obviously not suggesting we kill a dog. 88 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,932 Maybe just a really old one. 89 00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:51,339 What... 90 00:07:51,439 --> 00:07:54,709 What would you say if I said to you... 91 00:07:58,179 --> 00:08:01,115 Erm, I'm not sure... 92 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,753 I know how to go through all of that all over again? 93 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,026 -Erm... -'Cos let's... 94 00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:13,094 Let's just say... 95 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,997 Let's just say it goes to plan 96 00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:18,265 and... 97 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:22,370 In whatever it is, like, six to eight months... 98 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:23,637 Mmm-hmm. 99 00:08:23,738 --> 00:08:26,707 ...I receive the all-clear and it's great 100 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,509 and all of a sudden, 101 00:08:29,377 --> 00:08:32,079 it feels, like, great. 102 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,247 -Yeah. -Yeah. 103 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,817 That'd be great. Agreed, yeah. 104 00:08:38,753 --> 00:08:40,855 But what happens if it doesn't? 105 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,027 All of a sudden you're in this weird position 106 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:48,696 where instead of making the most out of those... 107 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:55,169 six, seven, eight, maybe nine months, 108 00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:58,706 you're gonna realise that all you did was go bald 109 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,174 and puke your guts up. 110 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:09,650 Mmm-hmm. 111 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,087 Okay. Yeah. 112 00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:15,456 So you're saying that in that scenario, 113 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,991 for you it would be... 114 00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:21,796 Erm, more about quality than quantity? 115 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:24,231 I'm saying I'm not particularly interested 116 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,733 in a treatment plan 117 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,869 that accidentally wastes our time. 118 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,641 I'm saying, in that particular scenario, 119 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,409 I'd much rather we... 120 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:40,014 We have six fucking amazing, fantastic, proactive months... 121 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:47,121 Than 12 really, really shitty passive ones. 122 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,430 I'm not saying I don't want to do the treatment. 123 00:09:56,531 --> 00:09:59,333 I'm just saying... 124 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:02,269 I want it to be the right choice. 125 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,357 Knock, knock. 126 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,992 -Breakfast. You got time? -Yeah. 127 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,329 Kumquats or eggs? 128 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,398 Mmm. 129 00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:38,499 You tell me. 130 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,000 Then dealer's choice it is. 131 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,169 -Nice threads, by the way. -Oh. 132 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,270 Thanks, Dad. 133 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:51,078 Hello, my name is Tobias Durand. 134 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,113 And I'm part of the Weetabix IT team, 135 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,716 fulfilling the role of Master Data Steward. 136 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,184 Fabulous. 137 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,653 If you could just go ahead and tell me 138 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,721 what you had for breakfast this morning. 139 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,389 Honeyed kumquats on toast. 140 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,493 Followed by a bowl of Weetabix. 141 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,596 Okey-dokey. 142 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,535 I think the thing that I enjoy most 143 00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:14,669 about working here at Weetabix 144 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,203 is the feeling of family. 145 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,806 Despite the fact that we're all of us 146 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,076 part of a very large, global brand, 147 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,211 there's... 148 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,413 There's still a real family feeling. 149 00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:45,092 Okay. 150 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,495 Okay. 151 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:18,859 Divorce. 152 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,187 Patient number 14. 153 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:19,253 They needed the bed back. 154 00:15:20,855 --> 00:15:22,456 What's happened to my underwear? 155 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,694 Oh, I literally have no idea. 156 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,297 This, erm... This was all you... 157 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:32,466 All you had on you. 158 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,470 The Chocolate Orange was pronounced dead at the scene. 159 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,579 Er... Erm... 160 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,413 I'm Almut, by the way. 161 00:15:50,552 --> 00:15:51,586 Almut? 162 00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:55,690 Almut. 163 00:15:58,693 --> 00:15:59,694 Tobias. 164 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,235 So sorry, but do we know each other? 165 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,506 Oh. 166 00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:13,608 Yeah... No. Erm... 167 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,044 Sorry. I... 168 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,515 I... I ran you over. 169 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,485 Oh. 170 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:26,453 Patient number 17. 171 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,522 Sorry. 172 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,859 It's all right. 173 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,061 Hello and welcome to Red Wagon Diner. 174 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,462 Here at Red Wagon Diner, 175 00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:37,532 we pride ourselves on offering our customers 176 00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:40,334 a taste of the classic '50s American diner 177 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,402 here on the great British roadside. 178 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:44,939 All our burgers are made to our special recipe 179 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,975 using 100% British beef 180 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,510 and our top dollar shakes are made 181 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:51,111 with real dairy ice cream to die for. 182 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,313 What can I get you? 183 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,450 I work for Weetabix. 184 00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,754 As in the breakfast cereal? 185 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:01,890 Mmm-hmm. 186 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,958 Well, the company... 187 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,760 Sorry. The company also own... 188 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,396 Weetos, Alpen, Ready Brek. But, yeah. 189 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:11,599 Wow. 190 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,102 You must be really regular. 191 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,443 Ow, ow. 192 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,514 Um, how... How about yourself? 193 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:32,085 I'm a chef/restaurant owner. 194 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,890 Oh. 195 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:39,092 Er, what kind of cuisine do you, er... 196 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,596 ...do? 197 00:17:41,696 --> 00:17:45,767 Er, modern European takes on classic Alpine dishes. 198 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:50,705 So, basically, Anglo-Bavarian. 199 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:52,105 Well, that's the plan, anyway. 200 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,474 Supposed to open in a few weeks. 201 00:17:55,977 --> 00:17:57,712 How's it going? 202 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,982 Er... 203 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,850 Oh. 204 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,752 Oh, no. 205 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,119 No, it's going fine. 206 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,421 It's gonna be great. 207 00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:13,193 You should come. 208 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,462 No, honestly, I feel like that's the least I could do. 209 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,465 -Oh. -And your wife too. 210 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,108 -Darling? -Yeah? 211 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,176 Yeah. 212 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,111 There is something 213 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,113 that your daddy and I... 214 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,883 Something that mommy and me want to... 215 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,051 We want to talk to you about. 216 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,186 Yeah. Something a little... 217 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,623 A little bit important, actually. 218 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:44,224 -It's a bit serious, though. -Yeah. 219 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,292 Yeah, a bit serious 220 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,493 -and a bit grown-up. -Yeah. 221 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,495 A bit serious, a bit grown-up, a bit important. 222 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:49,664 Yeah. 223 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,634 So mommy didn't realize it 224 00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:53,534 but mommy's... 225 00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:55,670 mommy's actually been feeling quite ill. 226 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:56,638 Got a bit of a tummy ache, 227 00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:58,606 kind of a pretty nasty tummy ache. 228 00:18:58,706 --> 00:18:59,907 And the doctors have basically said... 229 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:03,578 Hi, there! What a delicious looking ice cream sundae. 230 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:04,444 Yummo! 231 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,213 My name's Noel. What's your name? 232 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,414 Ella, and I'm three. 233 00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:08,883 So sorry, we're actually in the middle... 234 00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:09,951 How would you like to see me make 235 00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:11,953 this entire bottle disappear? 236 00:19:12,053 --> 00:19:13,387 -Yes, please. -Noel? Noel, seriously. 237 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,355 -We can't do this right now. -This is not a good time. 238 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,125 Will you help me say the magic words? 239 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,358 Noel! 240 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,528 Go... Go away. Go away. 241 00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:24,732 Sorry, it's just not the time. 242 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,338 So... 243 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,174 Where were we? 244 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,710 Mmm-hmm! 245 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,748 That's too much tea. 246 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,517 Can I make you one? 247 00:19:42,617 --> 00:19:44,418 All right, you two. 248 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:47,254 It's bath time and it's bedtime for both of you. 249 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,422 No. 250 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:49,991 Am I gonna have to come and get you? 251 00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,826 -No. -Are you nodding? 252 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:53,528 -I'm gonna come and get you! -Grab Teddy. 253 00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:54,662 What are we gonna do? Do you want me to... 254 00:19:54,762 --> 00:19:56,030 -Oh, I don't know if I can... -Oh! 255 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,999 -Sorry, mommy. -No! 256 00:19:58,099 --> 00:20:00,200 You tricked me! 257 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:02,570 We're going all the way. We're going... 258 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,839 I like her best. 259 00:20:04,939 --> 00:20:06,306 -Yep. -Yeah. 260 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,609 -And I like her best. -I know you do. 261 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,410 She has great hair, doesn't she? 262 00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:17,852 You were really great with her this afternoon, by the way. 263 00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:20,788 Yeah, well... 264 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,157 Yeah, I'm... I'm glad we decided just to talk to her 265 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,759 instead of killing a dog. 266 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,732 Yeah. 267 00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:37,905 So... 268 00:20:38,873 --> 00:20:40,975 I was thinking... 269 00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:45,813 Maybe, erm, 270 00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,248 we... 271 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:51,753 Should have some sex 272 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:56,323 before my treatment begins. 273 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:06,834 Now? 274 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,035 Mmm-hmm. 275 00:22:04,926 --> 00:22:05,726 I meant to say, 276 00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:07,494 I got the weirdest message from Simon. 277 00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:16,571 You know, Simon Maxson, my old boss? 278 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,841 Well, he, erm... 279 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,375 He wanted to know if I... 280 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,378 If I was interested in trying out for the Bocuse d'Or. 281 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,926 As soon as all this is over, 282 00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:44,065 we're... We're gonna make sure that you have 283 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,202 the opportunity and the time 284 00:22:48,302 --> 00:22:50,905 to take on whatever it is you want. 285 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,673 But I really... 286 00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:57,178 I really think that right now we ought to just slow down 287 00:22:57,278 --> 00:22:59,379 -and focus on get... -Relax. 288 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:01,582 I said no. 289 00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:04,384 Just thought it was interesting, 290 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,452 that's all. 291 00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:10,658 Yes! 292 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,294 Come on. 293 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:16,097 That was perfect! 294 00:23:16,197 --> 00:23:17,732 That's a perfect throw. 295 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,868 Thank you for joining us 296 00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:24,605 in the countdown to our New Year's Eve celebrations. 297 00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,540 What are you up to tonight? Are you going out... 298 00:23:26,641 --> 00:23:28,475 -Oh! -...to watch some fireworks? 299 00:23:28,576 --> 00:23:30,278 -Staying in with the kids? -Mmm. 300 00:23:30,378 --> 00:23:31,779 Have you got friends coming round? 301 00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:33,581 -Mmm! -Ring in and let us know 302 00:23:33,681 --> 00:23:35,583 -what you're planning to do... -Thank you. 303 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,484 Mmm! 304 00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:40,521 Oh, fuck! Mmm, motherfucker! 305 00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:42,390 Oh! 306 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,225 They're definitely getting stronger, you know. 307 00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:46,493 Mmm. 308 00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:52,499 Lasting a minimum now of 60 seconds 309 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,834 every five to ten minutes. 310 00:23:56,037 --> 00:23:57,171 Great. Thank you. 311 00:23:57,939 --> 00:23:59,006 See you very soon. 312 00:24:10,718 --> 00:24:13,187 That's fine. 313 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,454 -That's fine. -Yeah? 314 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,390 Yeah. Yeah. 315 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:17,658 Mmm, hang on a second. Hang on. 316 00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,727 Ooh. Yeah, yeah, take a moment. 317 00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:21,262 Take a beat, take a beat. 318 00:24:24,198 --> 00:24:26,400 Okay. 319 00:24:31,072 --> 00:24:32,974 Ready? 320 00:24:33,074 --> 00:24:34,175 Okay. 321 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:38,079 Here we go. 322 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:56,330 Sorry. 323 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:58,332 Shit. I'm sorry. 324 00:24:58,432 --> 00:24:59,934 I'm fine to walk. Honestly. Honestly. 325 00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:01,335 -Fuck. I'm so sorry. -Honestly. 326 00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:05,573 Fucking fuckface! 327 00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:07,575 Oh, this is ridiculous! 328 00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:11,045 Very sorry. Sorry. 329 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:18,586 Oh, fuck! 330 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:21,288 I'm sorry. Okay, okay. You okay? 331 00:25:22,323 --> 00:25:24,091 Yeah. 332 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,360 That's it. Well done. You're doing a great job. 333 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:27,795 Yes, you are. 334 00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:31,098 Okay. 335 00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:34,602 Well, good news is, mom and Dad, 336 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:36,404 the baby's heart rate is all good. 337 00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:38,906 mom, same goes for your BP and pulse. 338 00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:41,742 Bad news, I'm afraid, mom, 339 00:25:41,842 --> 00:25:44,478 is that you're still only two centimetres, 340 00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:45,613 if that. 341 00:25:45,713 --> 00:25:47,248 So, I'm sorry, but you're going to have 342 00:25:47,348 --> 00:25:49,650 to go back home again and wait. 343 00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:55,656 I'm sorry. 344 00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:02,363 You wanted to see me, Chef? 345 00:26:02,463 --> 00:26:03,964 I did, yeah. Please. 346 00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:06,535 Er, actually, would you... 347 00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:07,768 Would you mind closing the door? 348 00:26:07,868 --> 00:26:09,737 -Oh, yeah, sure. -Wait, sorry. No, no. Sorry. 349 00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:11,205 -My fault. -Oh. 350 00:26:17,812 --> 00:26:20,981 Chef, is this about the thing with the scallops? 351 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:23,851 What? No, no. 352 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:25,586 -Oh. -No. 353 00:26:27,755 --> 00:26:28,956 Tell me something, Chef. 354 00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:31,258 What... What do you know about the... 355 00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:36,297 Do you need the room? 356 00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:37,832 'Fraid so. 357 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,537 What do you know about the Bocuse d'Or? 358 00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:45,906 Erm, I mean, it's like the... 359 00:26:46,006 --> 00:26:47,842 The culinary Olympics. 360 00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:49,176 There is no higher accolade. 361 00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:52,746 Sorry, Chef. We are running low on celeriac. 362 00:26:52,847 --> 00:26:54,882 Strictly between us, Chef, 363 00:26:54,982 --> 00:26:57,017 and I mean that, not a word to another soul, 364 00:26:58,252 --> 00:27:00,187 I, erm... 365 00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:03,457 I've been asked if I would like to compete this year 366 00:27:03,558 --> 00:27:05,826 to represent the UK, and I... 367 00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:08,229 I'd like you to be my commis. 368 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:10,331 -What? -But listen. 369 00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:11,665 Holy shit, Chef! 370 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:13,834 We have two heats to get through. 371 00:27:13,934 --> 00:27:15,736 And you seriously really need to consider... 372 00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:17,606 -Chef, I'm in! -Time. Time, Chef. 373 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:18,939 You really need to think about time. 374 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:20,007 Chef, it's literally the easiest... 375 00:27:20,107 --> 00:27:21,442 If we make it to the European heat, 376 00:27:21,543 --> 00:27:25,012 that is three to four days a week minimum, training wise. 377 00:27:25,112 --> 00:27:27,448 Make it to the final, that is five days a week. 378 00:27:27,549 --> 00:27:30,084 -Five days, full time. -Chef, I'm in. 379 00:27:30,184 --> 00:27:33,687 -And there'll be no let-up. -I'm in. 100%. 380 00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:42,229 Let's get out of here. 381 00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:49,737 Mmm-hmm. 382 00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:59,280 Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to wet-shave you back here. 383 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:01,081 It's looking a little furry. 384 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:04,051 Really? 385 00:28:07,488 --> 00:28:09,290 -Oh. -Lovely. 386 00:28:10,525 --> 00:28:12,927 Yeah, that's the ticket. 387 00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:22,102 I'm jealous. You realize that? 388 00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:26,473 Jay Rayner just published a rave. 389 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:30,344 Okay. 390 00:28:33,948 --> 00:28:35,517 -Okay. -Go on. 391 00:28:35,617 --> 00:28:37,718 -You'll be fine. -All right, thanks. Bye. 392 00:28:48,229 --> 00:28:50,297 Hi. How are you doing this evening? 393 00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:54,268 Do you have a reservation with us? 394 00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:57,672 Er, yeah. Tobi... Tobias Durand. I don't... 395 00:28:57,771 --> 00:29:00,174 Oh, my God. Mr. Weetabix. 396 00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:02,776 This is so great. 397 00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:04,679 How's the arm? Poor thing. 398 00:29:06,514 --> 00:29:07,815 Oh. 399 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:09,450 -Yeah. -Well, listen. 400 00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:11,553 We're so excited to have you with us this evening. 401 00:29:11,653 --> 00:29:13,821 We're gonna make sure you have the time of your life. 402 00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:16,625 I have you down as a table for two, correct? 403 00:29:16,725 --> 00:29:18,425 Erm, no. 404 00:29:18,526 --> 00:29:19,793 Sorry, that's my fault. 405 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:22,296 Just me in the end. 406 00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:24,298 Oh, don't apologize. 407 00:29:24,398 --> 00:29:25,533 -Follow me. -Okay. 408 00:29:30,304 --> 00:29:31,839 I'll let Chef know you're here. 409 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,985 A little something to get you started. 410 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:46,086 Oh. 411 00:29:47,656 --> 00:29:49,023 Weisswurst amuse-bouche. 412 00:29:49,123 --> 00:29:51,959 AKA Bavarian white sausage with a modern twist. 413 00:29:52,059 --> 00:29:55,863 On top, we have for you a lemon mustard gel. Enjoy. 414 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,965 Thank you. Thank you. 415 00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:24,925 -Hi. -Hi. 416 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,895 Marks out of 10 for my tiny sausage? 417 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,631 It's 10. 418 00:30:31,265 --> 00:30:32,466 I'm sorry to hear your wife couldn't make it. 419 00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:33,568 Is everything all right? 420 00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:35,537 Erm, we're actually not, erm... 421 00:30:36,771 --> 00:30:38,707 Well, I mean... 422 00:30:38,807 --> 00:30:42,109 Technically speaking, we still are but legally speaking... 423 00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:44,945 we're also... 424 00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:48,849 Divorced. 425 00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:06,200 Mmm. 426 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,335 The back of your neck is so smooth. 427 00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:10,538 My dad shaved it for me. 428 00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:13,874 Oh, is he some kind of barber? 429 00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:15,643 -Architect. -Mmm. 430 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:25,720 Oh, how is the neck, by the way? 431 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:27,655 Yeah, it's, erm, get... Getting there. 432 00:31:30,124 --> 00:31:32,159 I don't think I've ever had the pleasure 433 00:31:32,259 --> 00:31:33,795 of sleeping with an invalid before. 434 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,165 Erm... 435 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,000 What? 436 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:44,104 I suppose I'm a bit, erm, out of practice. 437 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,610 I'm also just suddenly aware I... 438 00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:51,579 I don't... I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me. 439 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,349 Such low expectations. 440 00:32:04,859 --> 00:32:07,094 Also, by the way, erm... 441 00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:11,833 My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix. 442 00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:15,603 Well... 443 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,240 I can confirm to you 444 00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:23,444 that on occasion, 445 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:24,879 I do have access 446 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:27,014 to complementary Weetabix, yeah. 447 00:33:50,899 --> 00:33:53,601 -Morning. -Oh, er... 448 00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:57,437 Adrienne Duvall. 449 00:33:58,907 --> 00:34:01,208 We worked together back in the day. 450 00:34:01,308 --> 00:34:03,277 Oh. 451 00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:06,748 And it made me realise, well... 452 00:34:06,848 --> 00:34:08,616 Quite so competitive? 453 00:34:11,853 --> 00:34:15,155 I probably ought to get going. 454 00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:16,658 Why? 455 00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:19,393 Who says? 456 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:25,033 I don't know. 457 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:28,235 Er, you're right. I don't know why I said that. 458 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:30,638 I mean, unless you have shit to do, then... 459 00:34:30,738 --> 00:34:32,105 I have nothing. 460 00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:36,276 But if you... 461 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:38,880 I mean, have shit to do, then, you know... 462 00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:40,247 I have nothing. 463 00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:01,936 Thank you. 464 00:35:02,036 --> 00:35:04,005 Hello. How are you doing? 465 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,039 -Good, thank you. -Hi. 466 00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:06,608 Right, tasting time. 467 00:35:08,576 --> 00:35:10,878 Are you a cheese person? 468 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:14,816 Mmm. 469 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:17,752 Do you like tapenade? 470 00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:20,354 Okay, I'll... Thank you. 471 00:35:21,923 --> 00:35:23,591 -Can I get these, please? -Of course. 472 00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:26,193 -And do you want a coffee? -Sure, yeah. 473 00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:46,279 Actually, that's not true. 474 00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:51,284 A lot of it was decidedly unhappy. 475 00:35:52,754 --> 00:35:56,691 We were starting to maybe think about children. 476 00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:01,729 Then she got a position 477 00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:04,666 in Sweden, which was... 478 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:08,903 Great for her. 479 00:36:10,571 --> 00:36:12,940 So then we discussed it and then we tried it, 480 00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:14,108 me here, her there, 481 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:16,410 both of us going back and forth depending. 482 00:36:17,612 --> 00:36:19,479 And then eventually, she just said, oh, 483 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:21,281 she didn't want to do that any more. 484 00:36:24,118 --> 00:36:25,485 I'm sorry. 485 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:33,161 Adrienne really wanted us 486 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,495 to start thinking about family. 487 00:36:38,398 --> 00:36:39,600 What did... What did you want? 488 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:43,370 Erm, I... 489 00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:47,340 I guess there's a world where... 490 00:36:48,576 --> 00:36:50,343 Kids aren't really my thing. 491 00:36:53,581 --> 00:36:54,582 Come on. 492 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:56,884 I'm gonna make you 493 00:36:56,984 --> 00:36:58,986 the tastiest eggs of your life. 494 00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:01,589 Right. 495 00:37:01,689 --> 00:37:05,059 Do you know the best way to crack an egg? 496 00:37:08,129 --> 00:37:09,897 Always on a flat surface. 497 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:15,636 What's the thinking behind the two bowls? 498 00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:18,172 Practically speaking, 499 00:37:18,271 --> 00:37:21,274 it's much easier to fish out a broken shell 500 00:37:21,374 --> 00:37:22,510 from the one egg 501 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,445 rather than fishing it out from eight eggs. 502 00:37:25,546 --> 00:37:27,749 Mmm. 503 00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:34,856 The versatility of the egg knows no bounds. 504 00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:00,648 Oh. 505 00:39:21,262 --> 00:39:22,964 You said something to me, erm... 506 00:39:25,099 --> 00:39:26,100 Couple weeks ago. 507 00:39:30,004 --> 00:39:32,540 You said... You said kids aren't really your thing. 508 00:39:36,544 --> 00:39:38,713 That's fine. I mean, no. 509 00:39:38,813 --> 00:39:41,515 Of course, it... Of course it is. Just, erm... 510 00:39:43,851 --> 00:39:47,955 Truthfully, kids kind of might be, maybe, or... 511 00:39:49,523 --> 00:39:51,993 Are my thing. 512 00:39:53,361 --> 00:39:54,562 And, erm... 513 00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:58,232 At least I think they might be, anyway. 514 00:39:58,332 --> 00:39:59,934 And I... I hate... 515 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:04,639 Hate to even have to, erm... 516 00:40:04,739 --> 00:40:06,741 It's just diff... It's just different, isn't it? 517 00:40:08,309 --> 00:40:10,511 You know, meeting someone at our age. 518 00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:11,979 Whether we like it or not, 519 00:40:13,014 --> 00:40:14,414 the clock is ticking. 520 00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:15,750 I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck 521 00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:17,585 are you even talking about right now? 522 00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:19,654 Well... 523 00:40:21,322 --> 00:40:22,590 It would seem to me preferable 524 00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:25,259 to have a moderately-awkward conversation right now 525 00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:27,261 rather than a completely destructive one 526 00:40:27,361 --> 00:40:28,529 in five to ten years' time. 527 00:40:28,629 --> 00:40:31,766 Firstly, I'm thirty-four, not fifty-fucking-five, 528 00:40:31,866 --> 00:40:33,935 so how about we ease the fuck up on... 529 00:40:34,035 --> 00:40:37,905 On the whole biological clock bullshit thing? 530 00:40:38,005 --> 00:40:39,607 And secondly, 531 00:40:40,608 --> 00:40:43,844 I don't know, I'm, like, "Back the fuck off." 532 00:40:45,313 --> 00:40:46,814 And calm the fuck down. 533 00:40:46,914 --> 00:40:48,249 What... What... What's the rush? 534 00:40:48,349 --> 00:40:50,151 Because I'm worried 535 00:40:50,251 --> 00:40:52,987 that's there's a very distinct and real possibility 536 00:40:53,087 --> 00:40:54,989 that I am about to fall in love with you. 537 00:41:04,765 --> 00:41:06,133 I'm sorry, I'm just not someone 538 00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:08,903 who's interested in making that kind of a promise. 539 00:41:12,707 --> 00:41:15,376 And in fact, there's this little bit of me that thinks, 540 00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:17,812 "Fuck you" for even asking. 541 00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:23,077 Hi. 542 00:42:26,414 --> 00:42:27,581 How was work? 543 00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:30,951 Er... 544 00:42:31,619 --> 00:42:32,787 Yeah. 545 00:42:35,623 --> 00:42:38,926 -How was bedtime? -Yeah. It was fine. 546 00:42:39,026 --> 00:42:41,228 We read Julian Is A Mermaid. 547 00:42:43,297 --> 00:42:45,733 A lot. 548 00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:51,172 So... 549 00:42:55,843 --> 00:42:57,144 You know, the day of your diagnosis, 550 00:42:59,847 --> 00:43:01,082 you said something to me. 551 00:43:01,182 --> 00:43:03,552 You said that you would rather have 552 00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:08,823 six fucking fantastic months than 12... 553 00:43:08,923 --> 00:43:10,591 Than 12 really shitty, passive ones. 554 00:43:10,691 --> 00:43:12,059 Yeah, passive ones. 555 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,263 At that time, I was guilty of having 556 00:43:16,864 --> 00:43:21,368 no coherent or cohesive response 557 00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:24,672 but what you said has really, really stayed with me. 558 00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:26,974 And I now do have a response 559 00:43:27,074 --> 00:43:28,976 that I would like to share with you. 560 00:43:30,111 --> 00:43:31,078 Okay. 561 00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:32,713 Okay. 562 00:43:33,582 --> 00:43:35,149 Erm... 563 00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:36,984 I'm sorry. 564 00:43:38,185 --> 00:43:39,353 "Although... 565 00:43:40,254 --> 00:43:41,822 "Although in the past, 566 00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:44,959 -"you have..." -Mmm. 567 00:43:46,660 --> 00:43:48,129 Erm... 568 00:43:48,229 --> 00:43:50,698 -What the... -It's all right. 569 00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:52,399 Take your time. 570 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,201 -I'm nervous. -It's okay. 571 00:43:58,573 --> 00:43:59,740 Erm... 572 00:44:00,741 --> 00:44:02,076 "Although... 573 00:44:03,277 --> 00:44:07,982 "Although in the past, you have, erm..." 574 00:44:11,152 --> 00:44:13,287 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -It's all right. Shall I... 575 00:44:13,387 --> 00:44:14,388 I'm sorry. 576 00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:18,792 Here. 577 00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:54,061 Fuck it. Let's do it. 578 00:44:55,796 --> 00:44:56,997 Yeah, let's do it. 579 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,708 -That too much? -Yes. 580 00:45:09,410 --> 00:45:12,746 In for a heteronormative penny, in for a pound. 581 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,822 Pizza. 582 00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:03,598 Er, did anyone order a man as well as a pizza? 583 00:46:03,698 --> 00:46:05,199 I'll take him. 584 00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:06,900 I, er... 585 00:46:07,001 --> 00:46:08,235 -Weetabix? -Hi. 586 00:46:08,335 --> 00:46:09,470 -Oh. -Hi. 587 00:46:09,571 --> 00:46:11,772 -Hi. -Well. 588 00:46:11,872 --> 00:46:13,807 Welcome to my baby shower. 589 00:46:28,757 --> 00:46:30,424 Apologies for the, erm... 590 00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:31,792 Interruption? 591 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,869 I saw you the o... The o... Last week, 592 00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:43,304 I was passing by the restaurant. 593 00:46:43,404 --> 00:46:44,371 Erm... 594 00:46:46,874 --> 00:46:48,576 And it made me realize, well... 595 00:46:49,778 --> 00:46:50,944 ...two things. 596 00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:54,882 First of which, I was still quite angry with you 597 00:46:57,117 --> 00:46:59,186 because although I might have been somewhat insensitive, 598 00:46:59,286 --> 00:47:04,526 you were rude to me, which, yeah, a lot, hurt. 599 00:47:05,794 --> 00:47:07,061 And the second thing, 600 00:47:07,161 --> 00:47:11,566 I was guilty of focusing on the wrong, 601 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:13,867 erm... 602 00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:16,303 ...thing, aspect. 603 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:18,606 Looking ahead instead of right... 604 00:47:20,874 --> 00:47:23,410 In front of me, at you. 605 00:47:34,888 --> 00:47:36,591 I knew he was gonna do that. 606 00:47:40,361 --> 00:47:42,262 So are you gonna catch mommy's hair? 607 00:47:43,163 --> 00:47:45,099 Perfect, yeah. Open your little box. 608 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:47,201 Yeah. 609 00:47:47,301 --> 00:47:49,236 Aw, that felt like a good one. 610 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:50,904 -Oh, yeah. Nice and clean. -That sounded like... 611 00:47:51,004 --> 00:47:52,072 -That's perfect! -It's nice and... 612 00:47:52,172 --> 00:47:54,241 That's it. 613 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:55,744 How much hair do you wanna keep, mommy? 614 00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:02,182 Yeah. Yeah, I got you. 615 00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,351 -We're getting chunky now. -Yeah, just do it. 616 00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:06,420 -We're getting chunky. -Oh, amazing. 617 00:48:06,521 --> 00:48:07,522 Pat it down, Ells. 618 00:48:08,823 --> 00:48:10,124 Good girl. 619 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:13,460 Hold that up there for me, darling. Thank you. 620 00:48:13,561 --> 00:48:15,262 -Well done, girly. -Oh. 621 00:48:17,431 --> 00:48:19,567 -Oh, lovely. -Really nice. 622 00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:21,034 -Really nice? -Really nice. 623 00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:30,578 Whoa, okay. 624 00:48:30,678 --> 00:48:33,515 Wow. Wow. Mmm. 625 00:48:34,883 --> 00:48:36,450 Ooh, ooh. 626 00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:41,422 -Aw. -Aw. 627 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,429 You look beautiful. 628 00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:50,698 Doesn't she look so beautiful? 629 00:48:50,799 --> 00:48:51,999 Sorry. 630 00:48:58,272 --> 00:48:59,473 -Yes? -Happy? 631 00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:00,675 Yes. 632 00:49:03,511 --> 00:49:07,615 Anywhere from 200 to 600 seated guests, 633 00:49:07,715 --> 00:49:10,885 access to over four acres of private gardens. 634 00:49:10,984 --> 00:49:12,119 Wow. 635 00:49:12,219 --> 00:49:15,890 Along with its own secure car-parking area. 636 00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:18,492 -Marble flooring. -Wow. 637 00:49:18,593 --> 00:49:20,093 Roman nobles. 638 00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:22,797 Around about 120 guests, 639 00:49:22,897 --> 00:49:28,135 expanding to around about 140 for your evening reception. 640 00:49:28,235 --> 00:49:31,271 And the great hall is licensed for music and entertainment. 641 00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:33,508 Hear that, Ells? 642 00:49:33,608 --> 00:49:35,743 -Ooh. -Dancing. 643 00:49:40,748 --> 00:49:43,818 Our conservatory is licensed for 644 00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:46,955 up to and including 160 guests... 645 00:49:47,054 --> 00:49:49,389 ...for a seated dinner. 646 00:49:49,490 --> 00:49:50,390 Or 200... 647 00:49:50,491 --> 00:49:51,926 Touch his bum. 648 00:49:52,025 --> 00:49:53,193 ...for a standing buffet. 649 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:55,162 Fairy lights, optional extra. 650 00:49:57,364 --> 00:49:58,432 Have you seen the ceiling? 651 00:49:58,533 --> 00:50:00,969 Though I should add that the use of drones 652 00:50:01,068 --> 00:50:03,170 is strictly prohibited. 653 00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:40,140 This one's going to take 20 minutes, 654 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,309 give or take, then we'll flush out the system 655 00:50:42,409 --> 00:50:43,811 and get you started on number two. 656 00:50:43,912 --> 00:50:44,979 Okay, thank you. 657 00:50:45,078 --> 00:50:46,014 Right. Give us a shout if you need anything. 658 00:50:46,113 --> 00:50:47,549 Will do. 659 00:51:25,252 --> 00:51:27,387 Chefs, how are we all doing? 660 00:51:27,487 --> 00:51:29,122 Sorry to keep you waiting. 661 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:31,158 Technical bullshit. 662 00:51:31,258 --> 00:51:32,459 Apologies, everyone, for the delay. 663 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,162 Good news is, audience is in, ready and raring. 664 00:51:35,262 --> 00:51:37,264 So, er, just a little heads-up from me. 665 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:38,900 Erm, I'll kick things off, a little intro, 666 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,300 little bit about me, 667 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,203 little bit about my role as Bocuse d'Or UK head coach. 668 00:51:43,303 --> 00:51:45,339 Overview of the rules, what's up for grabs today, 669 00:51:45,439 --> 00:51:47,107 place at the European semi-finals, 670 00:51:47,207 --> 00:51:48,643 so on and so forth. 671 00:51:48,743 --> 00:51:50,177 General frenzy-whipping. 672 00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:52,379 Excitement. Good. 673 00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:54,782 Any questions? Excellent. 674 00:51:54,882 --> 00:51:57,284 All right, Chefs. Onwards. 675 00:52:02,023 --> 00:52:03,958 -Hello, you. -Hi! Hello. 676 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:06,193 -Good to see ya. -Yeah. 677 00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:08,663 -Congrats on the star. -Same to you. 678 00:52:08,763 --> 00:52:09,496 Yeah, well, I think 679 00:52:09,597 --> 00:52:10,865 I'm a little old hat at this point. 680 00:52:10,965 --> 00:52:12,199 No. 681 00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:14,535 This is Jade Khadime, my commis. 682 00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:16,169 -And the real deal. -Hello, Jade. 683 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,205 Well, best of luck out there. 684 00:52:18,305 --> 00:52:19,339 Excellent hair, by the way. 685 00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:20,975 -Oh, thank you. -Yes. 686 00:52:25,479 --> 00:52:27,214 Er, just gonna pop to the loo. 687 00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:35,422 Oh, fuck! 688 00:53:10,323 --> 00:53:12,292 Chef! 689 00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:13,895 Chef, they're ready for us. 690 00:53:17,264 --> 00:53:18,866 It's fine, honestly. Honestly, I'm fine. 691 00:53:18,966 --> 00:53:20,233 I'm... I'm... I'm coming. 692 00:53:22,837 --> 00:53:23,971 Chef, are you using? 693 00:53:26,741 --> 00:53:28,142 What? 694 00:53:28,241 --> 00:53:30,444 Chefs' circle of trust, Chef. 695 00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:38,553 No. 696 00:53:42,790 --> 00:53:45,827 No, I have stage three ovarian cancer. 697 00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:56,904 Do you want to call time on the whole competing thing? 698 00:53:59,907 --> 00:54:00,908 No, I do not. 699 00:54:11,786 --> 00:54:12,987 Thank you. 700 00:54:30,805 --> 00:54:31,773 Let's do it. 701 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:34,509 That's okay. Is that right? 702 00:54:34,609 --> 00:54:35,810 -Yeah, it's fine. -That's brilliant. 703 00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:44,085 All right. 704 00:54:44,185 --> 00:54:45,253 Best of luck out there, everyone. 705 00:56:01,229 --> 00:56:02,429 Hi. 706 00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:09,737 Penny for your thoughts. 707 00:56:09,837 --> 00:56:12,506 -Hi. Hi. -So. 708 00:56:15,810 --> 00:56:16,911 I think I like this one 709 00:56:17,011 --> 00:56:19,881 but I suspect I'm pretty easy either way. 710 00:56:25,253 --> 00:56:26,621 Could I sleep on it? 711 00:56:28,022 --> 00:56:29,023 Yeah. 712 00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:32,392 Yeah, absolutely. 713 00:56:39,901 --> 00:56:40,902 What? 714 00:56:43,537 --> 00:56:44,739 What's going on? 715 00:56:47,141 --> 00:56:48,542 Tired. 716 00:56:49,877 --> 00:56:50,845 Okay. 717 00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,115 Okay. Huh, mmm-hmm. 718 00:57:43,331 --> 00:57:45,199 Oh, don't forget your, erm... 719 00:57:45,299 --> 00:57:46,968 Waterproof. 720 00:58:19,633 --> 00:58:21,302 -Hello. -It's us! 721 00:58:21,402 --> 00:58:23,204 Hi! 722 00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:24,538 Okay, I'm gonna buzz you up. 723 00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:26,474 They're here. 724 00:58:26,574 --> 00:58:27,808 All right. 725 00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:35,850 -Mama! -Hello! 726 00:58:36,984 --> 00:58:38,686 -I love that dress. -Thank you. 727 00:58:38,786 --> 00:58:39,787 Kind of matches, actually. 728 00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:40,921 Sorry I haven't brought you anything. 729 00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:42,289 It's okay. You brought me a baby. 730 00:58:42,390 --> 00:58:43,858 -I brought you a baby. -Ben, how are you? 731 00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,159 Oh, sorry, babies. 732 00:58:45,259 --> 00:58:47,962 Babies want attention. Hi, hi. 733 00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:50,698 -Unbelievable. -Hi, loves. Come on in. 734 00:58:50,798 --> 00:58:51,966 -Wow! -Thank you. Wow! 735 00:58:52,066 --> 00:58:53,868 -It goes back so far. -I know, and I have a bath. 736 00:58:53,968 --> 00:58:55,336 -And a double bed. -Ah, hi. 737 00:58:55,436 --> 00:58:56,704 Go on. 738 00:58:56,804 --> 00:58:57,605 -You've never been here. -Really, so grown-up. 739 00:58:57,705 --> 00:58:58,739 Have you? I've just realized. 740 00:58:58,839 --> 00:58:59,874 -It's so cool. -No, I haven't. No. 741 00:58:59,974 --> 00:59:01,042 My goodness. Look at the little... 742 00:59:01,142 --> 00:59:03,444 Hi! Sorry, didn't mean to, er... 743 00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:04,879 -Hi, I'm so sorry. -Hi. 744 00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:06,013 -Hello. -Good to see you. 745 00:59:06,113 --> 00:59:07,314 -I'm Almut's sister, Leah. -I'm Reginald. 746 00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:08,749 -That's my dad, yeah. -Lovely to meet you. 747 00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:09,950 Reginald, it's a pleasure to meet you. 748 00:59:10,051 --> 00:59:11,085 -It smells amazing. -Thank you. 749 00:59:11,185 --> 00:59:12,787 -Likewise. -Hi, I'm Almut's brother, 750 00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:14,055 -Lucas. -Welcome, welcome. 751 00:59:14,155 --> 00:59:15,289 Thank you, thank you. 752 00:59:15,389 --> 00:59:16,490 Well, it's not my home, but I'm welcoming everyone anyway. 753 00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:17,358 Hey, I'm the other brother, Ben. 754 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:18,392 -Hi. Hi. -Nice to meet you. 755 00:59:18,492 --> 00:59:19,593 You too. 756 00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:20,694 -Thanks for this. -Oh, pleasure. 757 00:59:20,795 --> 00:59:24,632 Bea said we had to go to Salt Lake. 758 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,635 She said, "You'll love it," she says. 759 00:59:27,735 --> 00:59:30,771 And so... And so we're there and it's winter. 760 00:59:31,405 --> 00:59:32,706 It's... It's snowing. 761 00:59:32,807 --> 00:59:35,643 It's beautiful and, erm, 762 00:59:35,743 --> 00:59:37,178 we decide to visit the Tabernacle. 763 00:59:37,278 --> 00:59:39,113 -I don't know if you know it. -Oh, yeah. 764 00:59:39,213 --> 00:59:41,482 It's, erm... 765 00:59:41,582 --> 00:59:43,050 Well, I don't even know how late 766 00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:45,753 and, er, we've watched the sun go down. 767 00:59:46,854 --> 00:59:48,656 And it's been the most... 768 00:59:49,390 --> 00:59:51,158 You know, 769 00:59:51,258 --> 00:59:53,461 the most wonderful day of our entire fucking lives. 770 00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:57,731 And I turned to her and I said... I say... 771 00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:01,502 "Bea, don't know about you, 772 01:00:01,602 --> 01:00:03,003 "but I think this is how 773 01:00:03,104 --> 01:00:05,540 "I'd like to spend the rest of my life." 774 01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:07,975 No ring, nothing, just... 775 01:00:08,075 --> 01:00:11,312 -Said it. -And what did she say? 776 01:00:11,412 --> 01:00:13,080 "Don't be so fucking sentimental." 777 01:00:16,450 --> 01:00:20,788 "I don't need a roomful of people and a piece of paper 778 01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:23,290 "to know I want to spend the rest of my life with you," 779 01:00:23,390 --> 01:00:25,126 -she said. -Yeah. 780 01:00:25,226 --> 01:00:26,227 -Amen. -Yeah. 781 01:00:26,327 --> 01:00:29,296 So when were you... When were you all in Salt Lake? 782 01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:32,766 Erm, 15 years ago. 783 01:00:32,867 --> 01:00:35,169 -Give or take. -Business or pleasure? 784 01:00:38,806 --> 01:00:41,008 What? What's going on? 785 01:00:42,676 --> 01:00:45,646 I... I just happened to be in a competition that year, so... 786 01:00:45,746 --> 01:00:46,914 Happened, just... 787 01:00:47,014 --> 01:00:48,282 -Don't. -Competition? 788 01:00:48,382 --> 01:00:50,284 What sort of a competition? 789 01:00:50,384 --> 01:00:51,919 It was, erm... 790 01:00:52,019 --> 01:00:53,921 I used to... I used to figure-skate. 791 01:00:54,021 --> 01:00:57,925 Erm... ISU World Championships. 792 01:00:58,025 --> 01:00:59,693 She was unbe-fucking-lievable. 793 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:01,596 I can't believe you haven't told these guys this. 794 01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:02,663 -Stop. -It was, it was. 795 01:01:02,763 --> 01:01:03,964 -Check it out. -No. 796 01:01:04,064 --> 01:01:05,900 -Check it out. -You have to see this, 797 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,168 -Reginald, it's... -I'm speechless. 798 01:01:07,268 --> 01:01:08,603 -...absolutely remarkable. -Here she goes. 799 01:01:08,702 --> 01:01:10,171 Here she goes. Here she goes. 800 01:01:11,872 --> 01:01:12,940 Oh! 801 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,942 -This is you? -Yeah, watch this. 802 01:01:18,712 --> 01:01:19,680 Oh! 803 01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:21,081 Oh, my goodness me. 804 01:01:21,182 --> 01:01:23,417 Stop. Stop, stop. Please. I said no. 805 01:01:23,518 --> 01:01:24,919 I said no. 806 01:01:25,019 --> 01:01:27,021 -You should be proud. -Yeah, bloody marvelous. 807 01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:29,524 Thanks, mom. 808 01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:33,694 Yeah. 809 01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:35,930 Wine. Anyone for any wine? 810 01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:40,701 You know it isn't even just you? 811 01:01:43,404 --> 01:01:45,306 Like, honest to God, no one knows about it. 812 01:01:54,915 --> 01:01:56,116 Thank you. 813 01:01:59,621 --> 01:02:01,956 It was Dad who got me into skating. 814 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:07,194 I think he actually really wanted a sporty child and... 815 01:02:07,294 --> 01:02:10,064 And I suppose I was his last chance. 816 01:02:11,432 --> 01:02:12,933 And I guess... 817 01:02:13,602 --> 01:02:15,102 He was right to push me 818 01:02:15,202 --> 01:02:18,872 because it turned out I fucking loved it 819 01:02:18,973 --> 01:02:20,975 and I was really good at it. 820 01:02:24,278 --> 01:02:26,648 And in the beginning, he would drive me to Swindon 821 01:02:26,747 --> 01:02:28,916 virtually every weekend. 822 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:30,884 Hmm. 823 01:02:30,985 --> 01:02:34,321 And then when he was ill, when he was sick, I... 824 01:02:35,789 --> 01:02:38,892 I wanted to help out and... 825 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,397 I took some time off from it. 826 01:02:46,568 --> 01:02:47,535 And then... 827 01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:54,875 After that, 828 01:02:55,943 --> 01:03:00,080 skating without him around was just joyless. 829 01:03:00,781 --> 01:03:02,216 So you just stopped? 830 01:03:05,986 --> 01:03:08,289 I think it just really reminded me of him. 831 01:03:16,698 --> 01:03:18,165 You okay? 832 01:03:18,265 --> 01:03:20,434 -What? -I think I'm gonna be sick. 833 01:03:22,069 --> 01:03:23,437 Okay. 834 01:03:24,606 --> 01:03:26,574 Whoa, whoa. Okay. 835 01:03:26,675 --> 01:03:28,108 I'm cautiously optimistic 836 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:30,144 we're dealing with an infection. 837 01:03:30,244 --> 01:03:31,979 But, listen, once the fluid is out, 838 01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:33,247 we're gonna run some tests, 839 01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:35,650 and if we find anything, you'll be the first to know. 840 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,251 -Okay. -In the meantime, 841 01:03:37,351 --> 01:03:38,986 I'd like to get you started with some antibiotics, 842 01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:40,421 just to help with the pain. 843 01:03:40,988 --> 01:03:41,989 -All right? -Mmm-hmm. 844 01:03:42,089 --> 01:03:43,457 -Okay? -Mmm-hmm. 845 01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:44,858 -Thank you. -Pleasure. 846 01:04:02,209 --> 01:04:04,445 Tobias, I had a call from the hospital. 847 01:04:07,047 --> 01:04:09,450 They called to see if I could come in, and so I did. 848 01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:11,085 Speaking. 849 01:04:14,789 --> 01:04:16,423 They said it wasn't an infection. 850 01:04:16,957 --> 01:04:18,158 What is it? 851 01:04:21,796 --> 01:04:23,330 What is it? 852 01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:24,398 I've made notes. 853 01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:26,166 Erm, 854 01:04:27,736 --> 01:04:30,104 they are recommending 855 01:04:31,405 --> 01:04:35,643 either a partial or a full-blown hysterectomy. 856 01:04:47,756 --> 01:04:51,191 Your note-taking is incredibly thorough, by the way. 857 01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,161 Every cloud... 858 01:04:56,397 --> 01:04:58,065 All right, so let me just check, I... 859 01:04:58,165 --> 01:05:00,735 -Mmm-hmm. -Option One would be... 860 01:05:00,835 --> 01:05:02,670 If we ever want to conceive naturally... 861 01:05:03,671 --> 01:05:04,839 Freeze embryos. 862 01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:06,907 Mmm. 863 01:05:07,007 --> 01:05:09,076 -Followed by... -Surgery. 864 01:05:09,176 --> 01:05:10,978 So removing one ovary, not both. 865 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:12,781 -Followed by... -Chemo. Shit. 866 01:05:12,881 --> 01:05:14,181 Shit ton of chemo. 867 01:05:14,982 --> 01:05:16,250 -Followed by... -Shagging. 868 01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,185 Or, well, yeah, whatever. IVF. 869 01:05:18,285 --> 01:05:20,755 Oh, I... I vote shagging, but okay. 870 01:05:23,290 --> 01:05:26,895 Alternatively, Option Two. 871 01:05:26,994 --> 01:05:29,997 Way more invasive but way lower risk of relapse. 872 01:05:30,899 --> 01:05:32,901 Ovaries and uterus, they take it. 873 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,201 They take it all. 874 01:05:34,869 --> 01:05:36,036 Okay. 875 01:05:37,471 --> 01:05:38,439 Okay. 876 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:42,376 -I think... -Listen... Oh, sorry. 877 01:05:42,476 --> 01:05:44,679 -No. Do you want... -No. No, you. 878 01:05:44,779 --> 01:05:45,979 Okay. 879 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:49,950 I guess... 880 01:05:51,218 --> 01:05:53,387 I think, unless you think I'm... 881 01:05:54,823 --> 01:05:57,625 Insane, I think I am inclined 882 01:05:57,725 --> 01:06:01,094 to say that I would... 883 01:06:03,565 --> 01:06:06,266 I would like to hang on to at least one of my... 884 01:06:07,602 --> 01:06:11,673 Fucking addled cancer-ridden ovaries. 885 01:06:16,911 --> 01:06:19,647 Because, well... 886 01:06:20,414 --> 01:06:23,050 Just because I never, in a general sense, 887 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:25,520 saw myself having kids, 888 01:06:27,187 --> 01:06:29,323 doesn't mean that there isn't a world 889 01:06:29,423 --> 01:06:33,427 where I couldn't see myself, in time, 890 01:06:35,429 --> 01:06:37,732 deciding to have them with you. 891 01:07:18,673 --> 01:07:20,107 I'm in remission. 892 01:07:28,683 --> 01:07:30,450 We should do something to celebrate. 893 01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:35,823 Come on! Come on! 894 01:07:40,695 --> 01:07:42,764 -...the throne or something. -What? 895 01:07:45,098 --> 01:07:46,066 No. 896 01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:49,303 That serves you right. 897 01:07:51,539 --> 01:07:54,008 -Everything's great! -Everything's fine. 898 01:08:08,155 --> 01:08:09,624 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 899 01:08:41,990 --> 01:08:44,391 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 900 01:09:58,633 --> 01:10:00,568 Breathe in. 901 01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:04,672 Breathe out. 902 01:10:06,808 --> 01:10:07,775 Ooh. 903 01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:10,712 -Breathe in. 904 01:10:14,082 --> 01:10:15,083 One second. 905 01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:31,899 Oh, fuck me. 906 01:10:34,669 --> 01:10:38,139 Feeling relaxed and calm. 907 01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:41,776 Almut? 908 01:10:43,711 --> 01:10:45,813 Al? Almut? 909 01:11:08,136 --> 01:11:10,705 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 910 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,785 Oh. 911 01:11:27,188 --> 01:11:29,657 I'm gonna get a drink. 912 01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:31,859 That is... Yes, £20 with the fuel. 913 01:11:31,959 --> 01:11:33,995 Thank you. Cheers. 914 01:11:34,095 --> 01:11:35,295 Thank you. 915 01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:39,000 Hiya. 916 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,968 Oh, shit. 917 01:11:42,570 --> 01:11:44,539 -Sorry. Thank you. -Hiya. 918 01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:46,207 -Hi, how are you? -Yeah, good, thank you. 919 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:48,341 -There you go. Any fuel? -Er, no. 920 01:11:53,247 --> 01:11:54,481 Sorry. 921 01:11:56,851 --> 01:11:57,952 Al? 922 01:12:00,288 --> 01:12:02,422 Al? Al? 923 01:12:05,726 --> 01:12:07,094 Sorry. One second, sorry. 924 01:12:11,966 --> 01:12:13,466 Al? 925 01:12:13,568 --> 01:12:15,803 Mmm-hmm? -Hi. Everything okay? 926 01:12:15,903 --> 01:12:18,306 Hmm. Kind of. 927 01:12:18,405 --> 01:12:21,576 -What? -Erm... 928 01:12:21,676 --> 01:12:24,011 Well, you see, I thought... I thought I needed a poo. 929 01:12:24,111 --> 01:12:26,280 -Yeah. -And, er, 930 01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:28,683 -now that I'm in here... -Yeah? 931 01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:30,151 ...I think I might need to push. 932 01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:31,853 No. No, no. No, no. 933 01:12:31,953 --> 01:12:32,987 No! Okay? 934 01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:35,189 Sorry, but you can't push. 935 01:12:35,289 --> 01:12:37,325 If you let me in, I can... I can help. 936 01:12:37,424 --> 01:12:39,794 We have biscuits now, Al. We have biscuits, okay? 937 01:12:39,894 --> 01:12:42,429 -Okay. -Okay, come on. Let me in. 938 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:43,731 Oh, no, I can't. 939 01:12:43,831 --> 01:12:45,900 What? Just un... Unlock it and open it. 940 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,501 I can't. It's not happening. It's not... It's not working. 941 01:12:48,603 --> 01:12:50,738 Wait. 942 01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:52,807 Sorry. I'm sorry. My, erm... 943 01:12:52,907 --> 01:12:54,474 My partner is stuck in the, erm... 944 01:12:54,575 --> 01:12:56,577 Do you have the... For the... The key for the... 945 01:12:56,677 --> 01:12:58,346 -Yeah. -So sorry, er... 946 01:12:59,714 --> 01:13:01,048 -Thank you. -Hey, Jane, I'll just... 947 01:13:01,148 --> 01:13:03,918 Okay, Al, we have the key. We have the key, don't worry. 948 01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:05,286 It's okay. Sorry about this. 949 01:13:05,385 --> 01:13:06,654 -No, no, it's fine. -Thank you very much. 950 01:13:06,754 --> 01:13:08,356 Okay. 951 01:13:08,455 --> 01:13:09,724 Okay, just... Just don't push, Al. 952 01:13:09,824 --> 01:13:10,958 Whatever you do, just don't pu... 953 01:13:15,863 --> 01:13:19,800 Erm, it's just... Got broken off. 954 01:13:19,901 --> 01:13:21,035 Erm... 955 01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:22,536 -So, Al? -Yeah? 956 01:13:22,637 --> 01:13:24,471 I'm gonna need you to stand back, okay? 957 01:13:24,572 --> 01:13:25,806 -What? -Standing... Standing back 958 01:13:25,907 --> 01:13:27,541 -away from the door. -Wait, wait, wait. Why? 959 01:13:27,642 --> 01:13:29,310 All the way back. Right the way back. All right? 960 01:13:29,409 --> 01:13:30,544 -Why? -I'm so, so sorry. 961 01:13:30,645 --> 01:13:32,980 I think she might be about to give birth. 962 01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:39,253 -Yeah, erm... -Maybe... 963 01:13:39,353 --> 01:13:41,355 I'll... I'll... I'm gonna get Jane, 'cause she'll know... 964 01:13:41,454 --> 01:13:43,423 Okay, get Jane. Jane? Jane? 965 01:13:43,524 --> 01:13:45,359 Jane, pregnant lady stuck in the khazi. 966 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:49,163 -Just bear with me. -Fine. 967 01:13:49,263 --> 01:13:50,765 The key snapped in the... 968 01:13:52,133 --> 01:13:53,901 -How many weeks? -Forty. 969 01:13:54,001 --> 01:13:56,003 Huh. Mazel tov. 970 01:14:03,210 --> 01:14:04,779 Okay. 971 01:14:06,747 --> 01:14:08,182 Keep standing back, Al. 972 01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:09,817 -Shall I have a go? -Yeah, yeah. 973 01:14:09,917 --> 01:14:11,552 No, it's not. Nah. 974 01:14:11,652 --> 01:14:14,922 Okay. Okay, Al, still standing back? 975 01:14:15,022 --> 01:14:16,357 Okay? 976 01:14:24,432 --> 01:14:27,335 -Hi. -I can't. I'm sorry. 977 01:14:27,435 --> 01:14:28,402 What... What do you mean, you can't? 978 01:14:28,501 --> 01:14:29,971 Move. I can't. I'm sorry. 979 01:14:30,071 --> 01:14:31,539 I can feel it. 980 01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:33,307 -No. -Mmm. 981 01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:34,976 -No, I know, but we can't. -Mmm. 982 01:14:35,076 --> 01:14:36,877 We have to... We don't... Not... Not here. 983 01:14:36,978 --> 01:14:38,612 -We... We don't... It's not... -Mmm, listen to me. 984 01:14:38,713 --> 01:14:39,914 -It's not safe. -It's just coming. It is. 985 01:14:40,014 --> 01:14:41,649 It is. It's coming. I can feel it. I can feel it. 986 01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:43,417 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 987 01:14:43,517 --> 01:14:45,553 I'm sorry but I... It's... This is... 988 01:14:45,653 --> 01:14:48,122 It's it. It's it. It's it. 989 01:14:54,061 --> 01:14:55,463 Yeah, it seems like we have 990 01:14:55,563 --> 01:14:56,964 almost everything we need. 991 01:14:57,064 --> 01:14:58,632 Except for a midwife. 992 01:14:58,733 --> 01:15:00,701 -Except for a midwife. -Yeah. 993 01:15:02,336 --> 01:15:04,205 Ooh. Ah. Ah. 994 01:15:04,305 --> 01:15:05,873 Is that a push I hear there? 995 01:15:05,973 --> 01:15:07,808 Yeah, I think this might... This might be a push. 996 01:15:07,908 --> 01:15:08,876 -Do you wanna push? -Yeah. 997 01:15:08,976 --> 01:15:10,644 -Yes, she wants to push. -Yeah. 998 01:15:10,745 --> 01:15:12,146 Watch your head. Watch your head. Watch your head. 999 01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:14,815 Understood, yeah. She... She... She can push. 1000 01:15:17,985 --> 01:15:19,620 Al, Al, I'm gonna have to check again 1001 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,422 to see if I can see any body parts. Is that okay? 1002 01:15:21,522 --> 01:15:23,257 I'm not exactly in a position to say no, am I? 1003 01:15:23,357 --> 01:15:24,925 Okay. 1004 01:15:28,195 --> 01:15:30,364 -Yes, I can see the head. -Wait, what? 1005 01:15:30,464 --> 01:15:32,466 -What? Tobias? -Shh. Erm... Sorry. 1006 01:15:32,566 --> 01:15:33,801 -Wait, no, I'm sorry, no. -Tobias? Tobias? 1007 01:15:33,901 --> 01:15:35,302 Sorry, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1008 01:15:35,403 --> 01:15:36,370 Okay, listen to me. You've got this. 1009 01:15:36,470 --> 01:15:37,471 -A head? -Sorry, sorry. 1010 01:15:37,571 --> 01:15:38,706 I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. 1011 01:15:38,806 --> 01:15:39,874 Hold on one second. Can you, can you, can you... 1012 01:15:39,974 --> 01:15:41,075 -Dig deep, babe. -I got it. 1013 01:15:41,175 --> 01:15:42,410 -Thank you. Sorry, still here. -Hello? 1014 01:15:42,511 --> 01:15:43,744 Can you say that last bit again, please? 1015 01:15:43,844 --> 01:15:45,046 With each contraction, place the palm of your hand... 1016 01:15:45,146 --> 01:15:46,347 Listen, you're doing brilliantly. 1017 01:15:46,447 --> 01:15:47,615 ...against the vagina 1018 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,217 and apply firm but gentle pressure 1019 01:15:50,317 --> 01:15:52,153 -to keep baby's head... -To keep baby inside? 1020 01:15:52,253 --> 01:15:53,587 -No. -No, Christ! 1021 01:15:53,687 --> 01:15:55,389 -No, please do not do that. -No. 1022 01:15:55,489 --> 01:15:56,724 You do not want to keep 1023 01:15:56,824 --> 01:15:58,692 -the baby inside. -Right. 1024 01:15:58,793 --> 01:16:00,995 You want to apply firm but gentle pressure 1025 01:16:01,095 --> 01:16:03,597 to keep baby's head from delivering too fast 1026 01:16:03,697 --> 01:16:04,765 and tearing. 1027 01:16:04,865 --> 01:16:07,001 Sorry. Sorry. Understood, yes. Understood. 1028 01:16:07,101 --> 01:16:09,236 -Oh, my God. -Do you understand? 1029 01:16:09,336 --> 01:16:10,604 Yes, yes, got it now. Sorry. 1030 01:16:10,704 --> 01:16:12,139 How is mom doing now? 1031 01:16:12,239 --> 01:16:13,374 How's mom doing now? 1032 01:16:13,474 --> 01:16:14,475 Oh. Tell her it feels like 1033 01:16:14,575 --> 01:16:15,876 a huge fucking lump between my legs. 1034 01:16:15,976 --> 01:16:17,378 She says it feels like she's got a lump between her legs. 1035 01:16:17,478 --> 01:16:18,513 -A huge fucking lump. -I'm sorry. 1036 01:16:18,612 --> 01:16:19,947 A huge fucking lump between her legs. 1037 01:16:20,047 --> 01:16:21,048 Yeah. 1038 01:16:21,148 --> 01:16:22,517 Is there anyone else there with you? 1039 01:16:22,616 --> 01:16:24,051 Yeah, we're actually... I'm sorry. 1040 01:16:24,151 --> 01:16:25,352 I'm sorry, I don't know their names. 1041 01:16:25,453 --> 01:16:26,521 -Er, Sanjaya. -Sanjaya. 1042 01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:27,621 -Jane, hi. -Hi. 1043 01:16:27,721 --> 01:16:29,056 Could one of you do me a favour 1044 01:16:29,156 --> 01:16:30,257 and go and make sure... 1045 01:16:30,357 --> 01:16:31,792 ...the front door is unlocked and open? 1046 01:16:31,892 --> 01:16:33,360 Yeah. It's a... It's a petrol station. 1047 01:16:33,461 --> 01:16:35,729 Yeah, it's a petrol station. You just walk straight in. 1048 01:16:37,965 --> 01:16:39,767 Ooh, I can feel it, I can feel it. 1049 01:16:39,867 --> 01:16:40,868 The head, it's coming. It's coming. 1050 01:16:40,968 --> 01:16:43,671 Okay, here we go. 1051 01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:45,473 Here we go. 1052 01:16:45,574 --> 01:16:46,907 Whoa-ho! 1053 01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:48,342 Lean into me. That's it. 1054 01:16:48,442 --> 01:16:49,477 There's a face! There's a face! 1055 01:16:49,578 --> 01:16:50,778 There's a face! I mean, a head. 1056 01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:52,246 There's a head! It's great. 1057 01:16:52,346 --> 01:16:53,380 Head's out. 1058 01:16:53,481 --> 01:16:54,648 -Oh, my God! -You're amazing. 1059 01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:55,983 Yeah, she's doing great. She is. She's doing great. 1060 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,918 You're doing great. You're doing so fucking great! 1061 01:16:58,018 --> 01:17:00,621 Oh, my God! 1062 01:17:00,721 --> 01:17:01,722 All right, yes! 1063 01:17:01,822 --> 01:17:03,791 Got the shoulders. Shoulders are out. 1064 01:17:03,891 --> 01:17:05,659 That's it. 1065 01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,027 Yes. That's it. That's it. 1066 01:17:07,128 --> 01:17:09,230 Ah. Oh. She's out. 1067 01:17:09,330 --> 01:17:11,165 -Yes, yes! You did it! -Oh! Oh, my God. She is? 1068 01:17:11,265 --> 01:17:13,602 That's great. That's fantastic. 1069 01:17:13,701 --> 01:17:15,302 Is baby crying, Dad? Is baby breathing? 1070 01:17:15,402 --> 01:17:16,370 Both. 1071 01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:17,838 -Both. -We did it! 1072 01:17:17,938 --> 01:17:19,306 -We did it! -Wow! 1073 01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:20,641 You are incredible. 1074 01:17:20,741 --> 01:17:23,077 What I need you to do now, is get a clean towel 1075 01:17:23,177 --> 01:17:25,713 and gently wipe and dry baby off, okay, Dad? 1076 01:17:25,813 --> 01:17:27,616 -Yeah. Yeah. -Nose and mouth first. 1077 01:17:27,715 --> 01:17:28,916 -All right? -She's gorgeous. 1078 01:17:29,016 --> 01:17:30,718 -Yeah, okay. -She's gorgeous. 1079 01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:32,887 -Can I see her? -Yeah, she's coming. 1080 01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:34,021 Can you put that towel underneath for me? 1081 01:17:34,121 --> 01:17:35,356 Can I see her? I have to see her. 1082 01:17:35,456 --> 01:17:36,724 -She's coming. She's coming. -Oh, my God. There she is. 1083 01:17:36,824 --> 01:17:38,527 Thank you, Sanjaya. 1084 01:17:38,627 --> 01:17:40,494 -Hi. -That's your mommy. 1085 01:17:40,595 --> 01:17:41,929 That's your mommy. 1086 01:17:42,029 --> 01:17:44,431 I can hear her. You did say "her", didn't you, "she"? 1087 01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:46,066 Her. She. 1088 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:48,002 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1089 01:17:48,102 --> 01:17:49,870 Congratulations, Mom and Dad. 1090 01:17:49,970 --> 01:17:51,872 Now, I need you to make sure 1091 01:17:51,972 --> 01:17:53,707 baby is wrapped in a towel, okay? 1092 01:17:53,807 --> 01:17:55,442 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -Can you do that for me, Dad? 1093 01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:56,545 Ah. 1094 01:17:56,645 --> 01:17:57,878 Without pulling the cord too tight, 1095 01:17:57,978 --> 01:18:00,147 I want you to put baby in mom's arms, all right? 1096 01:18:00,247 --> 01:18:01,015 Al, Al, Al. 1097 01:18:01,115 --> 01:18:02,651 And I'm gonna need you to make sure 1098 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,718 that mom and baby are kept warm, okay? 1099 01:18:04,818 --> 01:18:06,020 -Yeah. -Hi. 1100 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,622 -I've got you. -Yeah. 1101 01:18:07,721 --> 01:18:09,757 Oh, my God. Hi! 1102 01:18:09,857 --> 01:18:12,459 Oh, she's beautiful! 1103 01:18:12,561 --> 01:18:13,994 Thanks, Jane. 1104 01:18:14,094 --> 01:18:15,329 Shh. 1105 01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:16,830 Dad, I've got some good news. 1106 01:18:16,931 --> 01:18:19,534 Ambulance should be with you any minute now, all right? 1107 01:18:19,634 --> 01:18:21,068 Okay. 1108 01:18:21,168 --> 01:18:22,604 In the meantime, contractions might start up again, okay... 1109 01:18:22,703 --> 01:18:23,837 Do you want the... Yeah. 1110 01:18:23,938 --> 01:18:25,306 ...because mom's got to deliver the placenta, 1111 01:18:25,406 --> 01:18:28,475 so I'm going to need you to try and keep her nice and calm 1112 01:18:28,577 --> 01:18:29,578 -and warm. Okay? -Yeah. 1113 01:18:29,678 --> 01:18:30,579 Okay, I can do that. 1114 01:18:33,247 --> 01:18:34,215 Yeah. 1115 01:18:55,736 --> 01:18:57,504 Happy New Year. 1116 01:19:01,643 --> 01:19:04,111 ...Happy New Year... 1117 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:08,382 Happy New Year. 1118 01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:09,750 Happy New Year. 1119 01:19:24,566 --> 01:19:28,135 Not only have we been unable to shrink the tumor, 1120 01:19:28,235 --> 01:19:31,939 but in fact the disease seems to have metastasised. 1121 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:34,775 Which means, I'm afraid, 1122 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:37,144 we're still not in a position to operate. 1123 01:19:39,146 --> 01:19:42,684 But there are plenty of reasons to remain positive. 1124 01:19:42,783 --> 01:19:45,620 Other treatment options are still available. 1125 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,923 Failure first time around has almost no bearing whatsoever 1126 01:19:50,024 --> 01:19:52,259 on the likelihood of second-line success. 1127 01:20:00,669 --> 01:20:01,869 It's fine. I'm fine. 1128 01:20:05,806 --> 01:20:07,841 I'm okay. It's okay, honestly. 1129 01:20:07,941 --> 01:20:09,143 Yeah. 1130 01:20:10,944 --> 01:20:13,013 It's okay not to be okay. 1131 01:20:15,349 --> 01:20:16,317 It's a lot. 1132 01:20:17,318 --> 01:20:19,420 You've been through a lot, both of you. 1133 01:20:25,694 --> 01:20:27,796 Gosh. Christ. 1134 01:20:27,895 --> 01:20:30,130 Sorry. 1135 01:20:35,770 --> 01:20:38,205 Oh, my God. Are you sure? 1136 01:20:38,305 --> 01:20:40,874 Not exactly haute cuisine. 1137 01:20:40,974 --> 01:20:42,042 Thank you. 1138 01:20:43,745 --> 01:20:45,279 Oh. Thanks. 1139 01:20:47,247 --> 01:20:48,882 What did you go for? 1140 01:20:50,384 --> 01:20:51,919 Twix. 1141 01:20:52,019 --> 01:20:53,655 -Nice. -Yeah. 1142 01:20:53,755 --> 01:20:56,090 -What about you? -Bounty. 1143 01:20:59,728 --> 01:21:02,963 When in Rome. 1144 01:21:20,582 --> 01:21:21,949 Meant to ask, erm... 1145 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:25,754 I have a feeling my 4:00 is gonna overrun. 1146 01:21:25,854 --> 01:21:27,254 I don't suppose 1147 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:29,557 there's any chance you might be able to do pick-up? 1148 01:21:29,657 --> 01:21:31,024 Erm, only if you have the time. 1149 01:21:32,861 --> 01:21:35,396 -Definitely. -Thank you. That'd be great. 1150 01:21:37,565 --> 01:21:38,633 Pleasure. 1151 01:21:57,217 --> 01:21:59,420 Okay, so that is 15 minutes over. 1152 01:21:59,521 --> 01:22:00,487 Fuck. 1153 01:22:13,768 --> 01:22:15,002 Sixteen. 1154 01:22:15,936 --> 01:22:18,038 Fuck, fuck. It's fucked. Stop. 1155 01:22:18,138 --> 01:22:19,239 It's fucked. It's... We're... 1156 01:22:19,339 --> 01:22:20,775 We're still far too fucking slow on the prep. 1157 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:22,109 And this whole sous vide situation 1158 01:22:22,209 --> 01:22:23,912 -is fucking killing us! -All right. All right. Easy. 1159 01:22:24,011 --> 01:22:25,012 Let's take five. 1160 01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:26,313 No, I don't wanna take a break. 1161 01:22:26,413 --> 01:22:27,782 I don't wanna take five. I wanna go back to the start. 1162 01:22:27,882 --> 01:22:29,884 I need to look at the plans. I need to look at the timings. 1163 01:22:29,983 --> 01:22:31,485 I need to figure this shit the fuck out. 1164 01:22:32,019 --> 01:22:33,987 Sick of this shit! 1165 01:22:41,696 --> 01:22:43,932 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1166 01:22:44,031 --> 01:22:45,667 Yeah, you're right. Let's take a break. 1167 01:22:45,767 --> 01:22:46,868 Let's take five. 1168 01:23:46,126 --> 01:23:47,294 Right, what's next? 1169 01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:49,831 -Octopus? -Yep. 1170 01:24:10,484 --> 01:24:11,719 Where the hell were you? 1171 01:24:15,657 --> 01:24:16,423 You said you were gonna 1172 01:24:16,524 --> 01:24:17,692 -do pick-up. -I was in the restaurant. 1173 01:24:21,228 --> 01:24:23,363 -Oh, my God. -No. 1174 01:24:23,463 --> 01:24:25,700 You weren't in the restaurant, cos I spoke to Skye. 1175 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,200 She didn't know where the hell you were either. 1176 01:24:27,301 --> 01:24:29,069 Was everything okay with the... With the pick-up? 1177 01:24:29,169 --> 01:24:30,437 No, not particularly. 1178 01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:34,509 Jesus. 1179 01:24:37,411 --> 01:24:39,581 I was this close to calling round A&E departments. 1180 01:24:39,681 --> 01:24:41,516 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1181 01:24:46,453 --> 01:24:47,454 Erm... 1182 01:24:55,697 --> 01:24:58,365 I'm in training for the Bocuse d'Or. 1183 01:25:05,472 --> 01:25:06,440 Hmm. 1184 01:25:08,342 --> 01:25:09,944 -Beg your pardon? -Not... Not the final. 1185 01:25:10,044 --> 01:25:11,012 Just the Euros. 1186 01:25:11,111 --> 01:25:13,748 We, erm... We won the UK heat. 1187 01:25:15,016 --> 01:25:16,818 How long? 1188 01:25:16,918 --> 01:25:18,720 -Huh? -How long have you been 1189 01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:21,089 prioritising fucking cooking instead of getting better? 1190 01:25:21,188 --> 01:25:23,091 Er, the UK heat was back in October 1191 01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:25,994 and the, er, Euro qualifiers are coming up soon. 1192 01:25:26,094 --> 01:25:28,796 Do... Do the hospital know? Did they, erm... 1193 01:25:28,896 --> 01:25:31,431 Did you... Please. 1194 01:25:33,067 --> 01:25:34,068 Please. Please tell me that... 1195 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:36,203 That they, erm, and that you... 1196 01:25:36,303 --> 01:25:38,171 What difference does it make if they know? 1197 01:25:38,271 --> 01:25:41,809 Oh, grow up, will you, Almut? 1198 01:25:42,944 --> 01:25:44,545 You have cancer. 1199 01:25:45,445 --> 01:25:46,514 You have cancer, Al. 1200 01:25:46,614 --> 01:25:49,117 No, you grow up, you fucking dick. 1201 01:25:49,216 --> 01:25:52,520 The difference this could make is... 1202 01:25:52,620 --> 01:25:55,188 It's vast. 1203 01:25:56,090 --> 01:25:57,859 Why? Why are you taking the risk? 1204 01:25:59,192 --> 01:26:01,996 -Isn't it obvious? -No, actually, it's not. 1205 01:26:02,096 --> 01:26:03,296 -Not to me. -I'm... I'm not exactly 1206 01:26:03,397 --> 01:26:06,134 gonna get the chance again, am I? 1207 01:26:06,233 --> 01:26:07,969 What is that supposed to mean? In what reality... 1208 01:26:08,069 --> 01:26:10,138 It means I'm not particularly interested 1209 01:26:10,237 --> 01:26:12,140 in dying with fuck all to show for it. 1210 01:26:12,239 --> 01:26:15,275 Oh, okay. 1211 01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:17,411 So we're not... We're not enough for you? 1212 01:26:17,512 --> 01:26:19,647 Is that... Is that what it is? 1213 01:26:21,115 --> 01:26:22,950 Award-winning chef 1214 01:26:23,051 --> 01:26:25,653 cum-former figure-skating nutcase... 1215 01:26:25,753 --> 01:26:27,220 No, now you're just being mean. 1216 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,157 No, no, no. No, I'm not. 1217 01:26:29,256 --> 01:26:31,025 I'm... I'm honestly... I'm trying to understand 1218 01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:36,363 what it is that motivates an otherwise perfectly sane... 1219 01:26:36,463 --> 01:26:39,199 Of course you factor into my thinking, you fuck! 1220 01:26:39,299 --> 01:26:40,835 Okay, so, then, I don't understand. 1221 01:26:40,935 --> 01:26:42,036 I'm sorry. 1222 01:26:42,136 --> 01:26:43,370 But, I really... Honest to God, I don't. 1223 01:26:43,470 --> 01:26:45,640 Maybe... I mean, Jesus! 1224 01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:47,675 I mean, did it ever occur to you 1225 01:26:47,775 --> 01:26:50,745 that maybe I don't wanna just be someone's dead fucking mom? 1226 01:26:54,314 --> 01:26:56,316 I mean, at this point nothing terrifies me more 1227 01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:58,086 than the thought of having her 1228 01:26:58,186 --> 01:27:01,254 having nothing whatsoever to remember me by. 1229 01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:03,091 And it's like there's this... This bit of me 1230 01:27:03,191 --> 01:27:05,059 that is fucking desperate for her to know 1231 01:27:05,159 --> 01:27:06,493 that I didn't just give up. 1232 01:27:08,462 --> 01:27:09,831 And wouldn't it be quite the thing 1233 01:27:09,931 --> 01:27:13,067 if maybe one day she decided to look back on this time, 1234 01:27:13,167 --> 01:27:14,802 she actually chose to look back 1235 01:27:14,902 --> 01:27:18,740 on this entire godforsaken episode and thought, 1236 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:21,175 "Wow, that's my mom"? 1237 01:27:26,180 --> 01:27:27,347 I don't... 1238 01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:31,586 I don't want my relationship with Ella 1239 01:27:31,686 --> 01:27:34,922 to be solely defined by my decline. 1240 01:27:51,371 --> 01:27:52,807 Or maybe I actually just can't bear 1241 01:27:52,907 --> 01:27:54,909 the thought of being forgotten. 1242 01:27:57,444 --> 01:27:58,980 I'm not sure which is worse. 1243 01:28:15,897 --> 01:28:18,733 Wanting us to remember your achievements 1244 01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:19,801 is one thing. 1245 01:28:21,803 --> 01:28:24,437 Wanting us to somehow remember your achievements 1246 01:28:24,539 --> 01:28:26,541 that we have absolutely no fucking knowledge of... 1247 01:28:26,641 --> 01:28:29,177 Okay, I get it, I fucked up. I fucked up. Please stop. 1248 01:28:29,277 --> 01:28:31,444 Please. Please stop going on about it. 1249 01:28:39,153 --> 01:28:40,320 When is it? 1250 01:28:43,024 --> 01:28:44,792 The thing? 1251 01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:47,862 The European qualifying, what... Whatever? 1252 01:28:51,232 --> 01:28:52,399 June. 1253 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:54,602 June? 1254 01:29:01,909 --> 01:29:03,945 June the, erm... 1255 01:29:05,613 --> 01:29:07,380 It's the 5th and 6th of June. 1256 01:29:13,821 --> 01:29:16,624 Oh, right. 1257 01:29:16,724 --> 01:29:19,627 I'm so sorry, Tobias. 1258 01:29:21,262 --> 01:29:23,264 I am. 1259 01:32:11,766 --> 01:32:13,134 Aerodynamic, innit? 1260 01:32:32,253 --> 01:32:34,321 Chef, I think I might be about to throw up. 1261 01:32:37,191 --> 01:32:39,193 Oh, shit. Erm, do you... Do you have a buck... 1262 01:32:39,293 --> 01:32:40,161 Can I have a bucket? 1263 01:32:40,261 --> 01:32:42,596 Like a cup, or... 1264 01:32:43,597 --> 01:32:44,565 Okay, there you go. 1265 01:32:48,602 --> 01:32:50,571 Okay. 1266 01:33:00,381 --> 01:33:02,283 -Better? -Oui, Chef. 1267 01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:08,055 Sometimes, Chef, inside just wants out. 1268 01:33:09,657 --> 01:33:10,691 -Okay? -Yeah. 1269 01:33:10,791 --> 01:33:12,293 -Yeah. -Let's do it. 1270 01:33:36,884 --> 01:33:38,919 Please welcome the United Kingdom, 1271 01:33:39,019 --> 01:33:40,621 Almut Bruhl and Jade Khadim. 1272 01:33:40,721 --> 01:33:43,257 Come on, England! I can't hear you! 1273 01:33:43,357 --> 01:33:44,391 Impressive start 1274 01:33:44,492 --> 01:33:45,893 with a plate presentation. 1275 01:33:45,993 --> 01:33:47,461 Please welcome Norway. 1276 01:33:47,562 --> 01:33:49,463 Vigo Hansen and Soren Hansen. 1277 01:34:02,376 --> 01:34:04,345 Come on, you Brits! 1278 01:34:11,620 --> 01:34:12,587 Ready, go. 1279 01:34:12,686 --> 01:34:14,822 Here we go. 1280 01:34:14,922 --> 01:34:16,690 United Kingdom. 1281 01:34:16,790 --> 01:34:19,026 Start! 1282 01:34:34,775 --> 01:34:36,010 That's your mom. 1283 01:34:36,110 --> 01:34:38,279 -Team UK! Team UK! -Go on, Team UK! 1284 01:34:38,379 --> 01:34:39,346 Come on, GB! 1285 01:35:04,939 --> 01:35:05,873 Okay, let's get them out. 1286 01:35:05,973 --> 01:35:07,441 Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming. 1287 01:35:08,677 --> 01:35:10,110 Here we go. 1288 01:35:12,146 --> 01:35:14,148 -Thank you. -Well done. 1289 01:35:14,248 --> 01:35:16,784 Good. 1290 01:35:17,751 --> 01:35:20,421 Let's go, mom! Let's go, Almut! 1291 01:35:42,843 --> 01:35:44,044 Whoa. 1292 01:36:00,729 --> 01:36:02,229 Go, go, go... 1293 01:36:02,329 --> 01:36:04,765 Team United Kingdom, 1294 01:36:04,865 --> 01:36:07,334 thirty seconds to finish. 1295 01:36:07,434 --> 01:36:10,771 Let's go, Almut! 1296 01:36:17,911 --> 01:36:19,413 -Keep going! -Down to the wire, guys! 1297 01:36:19,514 --> 01:36:21,048 Couple more seconds. Come on! 1298 01:36:27,921 --> 01:36:30,558 Ten, nine, eight... 1299 01:36:30,659 --> 01:36:34,328 Seven, six, five, four, 1300 01:36:34,795 --> 01:36:37,498 three, two, one. 1301 01:36:37,599 --> 01:36:39,933 Yes! All right! 1302 01:36:40,034 --> 01:36:41,101 -All right? -Yeah. 1303 01:36:41,201 --> 01:36:42,704 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. 1304 01:36:42,803 --> 01:36:45,272 One, two, three. 1305 01:36:45,372 --> 01:36:47,207 -United Kingdom! -Well done, well done. 1306 01:37:01,989 --> 01:37:04,058 She did it. She did it. 1307 01:37:12,499 --> 01:37:13,967 I did it. 1308 01:37:18,540 --> 01:37:19,907 Amazing. 1309 01:37:20,809 --> 01:37:22,076 I love you. 1310 01:38:00,280 --> 01:38:01,248 Chef? 1311 01:38:30,845 --> 01:38:32,946 I'll see you soon, Chef. 1312 01:39:06,781 --> 01:39:09,249 Oh. Hi. 1313 01:39:14,789 --> 01:39:15,989 Come on. 1314 01:39:22,931 --> 01:39:24,097 Let's go. 1315 01:39:36,143 --> 01:39:38,513 Ready? And we're off. 1316 01:39:42,316 --> 01:39:43,618 Turning. 1317 01:39:47,822 --> 01:39:49,456 It's good. 1318 01:39:51,659 --> 01:39:52,594 It's good. 1319 01:39:53,093 --> 01:39:56,129 Ooh. 1320 01:39:57,264 --> 01:39:58,098 Ooh! 1321 01:40:03,136 --> 01:40:05,339 -Okay. Watch mommy. -Okay. 1322 01:40:08,977 --> 01:40:10,143 There she goes. 1323 01:40:11,445 --> 01:40:13,280 Bye, mommy! 1324 01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:14,348 Bye! 1325 01:40:38,740 --> 01:40:39,741 Mwah! 1326 01:41:19,547 --> 01:41:20,515 Okay. 1327 01:41:22,382 --> 01:41:23,851 Okay. 1328 01:41:23,952 --> 01:41:25,385 Let's put them on the table, yeah? 1329 01:41:26,888 --> 01:41:28,455 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1330 01:41:28,556 --> 01:41:29,958 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1331 01:41:30,058 --> 01:41:31,559 Cos it's egg time. 1332 01:41:33,293 --> 01:41:35,195 Hi, Belinda. Hi, Barry. 1333 01:41:35,295 --> 01:41:36,463 How's that look? 1334 01:41:37,097 --> 01:41:38,365 -Good? -Yeah. Yeah. 1335 01:41:38,465 --> 01:41:40,233 -In the basket. -Yep. 1336 01:41:40,334 --> 01:41:42,269 In the basket, please. 1337 01:41:42,369 --> 01:41:44,572 Check that one for me, please, egg-checker. 1338 01:41:44,672 --> 01:41:46,106 How many eggs do you want, darling? 1339 01:41:46,206 --> 01:41:47,474 Five. 1340 01:41:47,575 --> 01:41:49,744 You can have as many as you want. Five is good. 1341 01:41:49,844 --> 01:41:51,211 -Yep. -Yep. 1342 01:41:51,311 --> 01:41:53,848 -Oh, yeah, check that. -Yep. Yep. 1343 01:41:58,519 --> 01:42:01,623 One, two, jump. What a jump! 1344 01:42:03,992 --> 01:42:05,827 Okay, do you remember 1345 01:42:07,127 --> 01:42:09,329 the best way to crack an egg? 1346 01:42:09,931 --> 01:42:11,599 Always on a flat surface, yeah? 1347 01:42:13,467 --> 01:42:15,235 -Yeah. -And then in there. 1348 01:42:16,571 --> 01:42:17,538 That goes in there. 1349 01:42:17,639 --> 01:42:19,774 You want to try? 1350 01:42:21,743 --> 01:42:22,944 You got it. You got it. 1351 01:42:23,044 --> 01:42:24,311 Open that a bit there. 1352 01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:28,049 Ah, yeah, you did it. 1353 01:42:32,587 --> 01:42:33,554 Stop. 1354 01:42:35,523 --> 01:42:36,624 Perfect. 1355 01:42:39,027 --> 01:42:40,128 No shells. 1356 01:42:40,227 --> 01:42:41,763 There's no shells? 1357 01:42:43,097 --> 01:42:44,832 -Okay, so next... -Yeah? 1358 01:42:59,413 --> 01:43:01,415 Bye-bye. 1359 01:43:03,483 --> 01:43:05,853 Bye. 1360 01:43:07,421 --> 01:43:09,924 Bye-bye. 91876