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I have no idea who the 5th date is supposed to be.

I have no idea.

I've been talking to the other girls.

We can't quite figure it out.

Everyone is wondering.

It's a mystery.

I'm not really worried about it.

Jimmy's only here for one of us.

And that's me.

My name is Kristi Nudge and I am Jimmy's stepmother.

So you set all this up.

Do you have any idea who the mystery 5th date will be?

You know, I have a few other friends.

I wonder if maybe one of those ladies decided to pop in at the last minute.

Who knows?

How do you feel about seeing your stepson on dates with nuns?

Well, it's a little difficult.

I guess a side of me is quite protective of him.

It's a little hard seeing Bunny getting a little handsy with Jimmy.

You know, I don't know what I was thinking watching them.

I want him to be happy, but I guess I feel like that's something that I want too.

Maybe I've forgotten what that's like.

You're not supposed to be here on my date.

I'm not.

Well, you know, I'm waiting on my 5th date, you know, the mystery moment.

I don't know.

Don't know what?

The producers told me that the twist of the show is that on the last date I go on with

somebody your age.

Wait, so you're my last date?

I never trusted the producers of this TV show.

Who the hell sets up their stepmom with their stepson?

What kind of crazy shit is that?

I mean, they made it seem like it was going to be one of your friends.

Wait, wait, wait.

You're going to fuck one of my friends?

Whoa, who said anything about that?

I mean, why else would you date someone half your age?

Wow, this is weird, tension, and even the waiter doesn't want to be here.

Look, look, look, wait, wait, wait, wait, look, why don't we just, why don't we just

go ahead and enjoy what they're giving us, right?

What would be so wrong with that?

Okay, sure.

This is nice.

We could use the time to get to know each other.

For sure.

Make something good out of it.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Let me get you a chair for you.

Oh, wow.

More of a gentleman than your father, huh?

Yeah, I'll try.

Oh, thank you.

When I found out that my stepmom was my final date, it was kind of unsettling at first,

but then I kind of got into it really fast when I saw her walk out in that dress.

She looked so nice, and we already had food coming and everything.

I guess, take advantage of the opportunity, right?

Yeah.

It's time for everything, right?

Oh, here.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Do you like it?

Very good.

Jimmy's on a date with his stepmom?

Oh, my God.

I think that's kind of weird.

Is it weird?

Yeah.

It's weird, right?

Oh, honey.

Oh.

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Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Speeding set.

Set.

And action.

I just don't understand why I'm so jealous of my friends.

Like, I'm married to his father, but I want him.

It's so weird.

I want him to fuck me like he did all those other girls.

And there's no logical explanation as to why.

Oh, shit, what are you doing here?

The producer told me to talk to her.

Did you hear anything I just said?

No.

I can't take it anymore.

What?

I want you to suck my titties.

I'm going to be a bad stepmom.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

This is too much.

I feel like I saw this on Pornhub once.

Just like that.

That's right.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

This is really happening.

I saw the way you fucked my friends.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh yes, that's right. Let mommy take care of you, okay? Yes. Let mommy take care of you.

Oh yes, that's right. Let mommy take care of you, okay? Yes. Let mommy take care of you.

Oh yes, that's right. Let mommy take care of you, okay? Yes. Let mommy take care of you, okay?

I've been dreaming about this for so long.

Oh. Oh.

Why don't you come here and taste mommy, huh?

Come on. That's right, be a good boy.

Mmm. Mmm. There we go, yes. Mmm. Just like that, yeah. Mmm-hmm. That's right. Mmm-hmm. Mmm. That's what I want.

I just want your tongue on me. Yeah.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Mmhmm.

Very good.

Mmhmm.

Oh yeah.

Mmhmm.

Oh yes.

Oh.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Very good.

Just like that. Yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes. Take your tongue out, baby.

I want to see it out, just like that.

Mmhmm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Ah.

Oh yes.

Oh.

That's right.

Put your face in there, yeah.

Mmhmm.

Very good.

Mmhmm.

Yeah.

Ah.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

There you go, baby.

Show me a good time, okay?

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Very good, just like that.

Ah, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh yeah.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes, no, no, no.

Don't pull away from me, I want it.

Mmhmm.

Just stay right there.

So I'm done using your tongue, okay?

Mmhmm.

Ah.

Yes.

Ah, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Ah.

Oh god, yes, my pussy is so wet.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

But I want to sit on it.

Mmhmm.

I want to sit on your cup, okay?

Mmhmm.

I want you to get comfortable for me, yeah?

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh baby.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

It's alright.

Ah.

Mmhmm, no, no, no.

Don't tease me with it.

No, I want it.

Mmhmm, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh yes.

Oh god, you feel so good inside.

Do you know it?

Mmhmm.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm, yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh no, no, no, you stay there.

Mmhmm.

You let mommy hide you when you hear me.

You just stay there and let me do it.

I'm going to put it right where I need it, yeah?

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Ah.

Mmhmm.

Just like that.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh that's good, yeah.

Oh baby, I want to go slow.

Mmhmm.

I want to feel that cock, I want to feel it nice and slow.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

You let mommy do it.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh fuck yeah.

Mmhmm.

Fuck yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah.

Mmhmm.

Just like that baby, oh fuck that's good right there.

Mmhmm.

You feel so good inside me.

Mmhmm.

Yes you do.

Oh, slow honey.

And go slow.

Mmhmm.

I want to put this in your cock.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Oh baby.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes, yes, yes, that's good.

Mmhmm.

Yeah, just like that.

Mmhmm.

Oh.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Ah.

Mmhmm.

Oh yeah.

Mmhmm.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Ah.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Just do it there.

There you go.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Fuck.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh baby I want you to grab my tits.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

Mmhmm.

Ooh.

Mmhmm.

I'm gonna go slow so I can feel every fucking inch of your delicious coconut.

Oh my god.

Yes I love that.

Mmhmm.

Oh yes.

Ah.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Let's do it baby just like that.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Oh baby.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Ooh.

Mmhmm.

Let me taste you.

Ooh fuck.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Mmhmm.

Oh.

Shit.

Mmhmm.

Yes, you're supposed to taste me on the neck.

Mmhmm.

Oh fuck.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Please.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh yeah.

Mmhmm.

Oh yes.

Just like that.

Yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Ha, ha.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh yes, I like it.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Ha.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mama gets hers first, you know it.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh, that felt so good.

Why don't you get behind me, baby?

Mmhmm.

Get behind me, baby.

Fuck.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Don't be greedy with that.

Give it to mommy, give it to me.

Give it to me.

That's my boy.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Oh fuck, yes.

Oh, that's good.

No, don't take it away from me.

Don't take it from me.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Yes.

You fucking genius.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Ooh.

Mmhmm.

Get out of the way.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

No, don't give it to me, baby.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yes.

Mmhmm.

Oh.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Let me stretch my pussy right open.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Mmhmm.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

That's right, baby.

Mmhmm, that's right.

Mmhmm, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh, uh, yeah.

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[moaning]

[moaning]

[kissing]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[kissing]

[kissing]

[kissing]

[moaning]

[kissing]

[kissing]

[kissing]

[moaning]

Look at you, Mr. Muffle.

[laughing]

[moaning]

[moaning]

You feel mommy so good.

Ha ha. Fuck, yeah.

That's right.

Mm-hmm.

Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, just like that, baby.

Yes. I want all of it,

just like you're doing. Just like you're doing, baby.

I want all of it. Yes.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, don't stop. Don't fucking stop.

I want it. I'm gonna give it to mommy.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, no, no, no, don't stop.

Don't fucking stop. I'm not done yet.

Give it to me, baby.

Oh, no, no, no, don't stop.

Don't fucking stop.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Just like that, baby.

That's what you want. Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, baby.

Just like that.

Yeah, you're so good to me.

Mm-hmm.

You're such a gentleman,

letting me come so many times.

You're so patient.

Mm-hmm.

That's right.

That's right. Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Stop.

Yeah.

That's right. Mm-hmm.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Just like that, baby.

Yes, I want it. I fucking want it.

Yes, right there.

Oh, my God, baby, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, that's how I like it.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, you do.

Oh, fuck, yeah, you do.

Right there, don't stop.

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

Don't stop.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, baby, yes.

Mm-hmm, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, yes.

I want your cock as you come inside my mouth.

I want your cock

throbbing between my fingers.

Mm-hmm.

Does it taste delicious?

I want it. Yes, I do.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm, you know what?

Mm-hmm.

I pick you.

Mm.

You're gonna pick me?

Mm, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck, it'd be crazy not to.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Shit.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

I just fucked my stepmom.

I picked her.

So, yeah.

Jimmy picked me.

She fucked her stepson.

Are you serious?

This is weird.

Is this weird?

Yeah, that's weird.

I'm in.

I mean,

I mean,

what's my dad gonna think?

My friends?

I mean, my friends would probably think

it was pretty fucking cool.

I don't know what's gonna happen,

but I foresee

lots and lots of sex

in my future.

Finally.

Wait.

Does that mean I have to marry my stepmom?

You guys aren't gonna make me

marry my stepmom, are you?

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

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