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Hey, you know the rule--
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whoever finishes the coffee's
got to make more.
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That's the rule, huh?
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Yeah.
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And who made the rule?
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Well, uh, me.
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Cheers.
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Without rules, we got anarchy!
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JIM:
Georgie, can I see you a sec?
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Shut the door.
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No.
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No.
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Just sit.
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I need you
to cover the store this weekend.
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Where are you gonna be?
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Tire convention in New Orleans.
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And you ain't taking me?
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Why would I?
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Well, a tire convention's
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like going to Dollywood,
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but better 'cause there's tires.
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Well, I need you here.
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What about Ruben?
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Well, you're gonna
take over the store someday.
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This is how
you get your feet wet.
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(sighs) But he hates it
when you leave me in charge.
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Oh, he's fine.
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No, that's why the door's shut.
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Well, I don't want to tell him.
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Son, dealing
with disgruntled employees
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is part of the job.
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Then why don't you do it?
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Well, I'm dealing with you.
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You're disgruntled. I'm done.
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Fine.
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This is good for you.
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You mean it's good for you.
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Same thing.
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Ruben, just a heads-up.
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Mr. McAllister's going
out of town,
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and he's leaving me in charge.
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That makes sense.
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You have been here
several months.
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Just so you know,
I don't even think of it
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as me being in charge.
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I think of us more as partners,
like Tango and Cash.
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I don't know what that is.
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You ain't never seen
Tango & Cash? Kurt Russell,
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Sylvester Stallone?
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Go make coffee.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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Before you leave, would you
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take a look
at the toilet in our bathroom?
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Oh, you just have
to jiggle the handle.
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I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.
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Okay, okay.
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Where you going?
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New Orleans, tire convention.
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Oh. Are you taking Georgie?
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Why would I?
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He's great at networking,
people like him.
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I'm a fan.
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So can I?
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You really want to?
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Okay, fine. I'll tell Ruben
he has to run the shop.
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I'll tell him.
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No, this is good news.
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Boss gets to give the good news.
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So, all these years,
I've offered to go with you,
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and you've always said no.
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Well, I just didn't think
you'd care
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about a bunch of dudes talking
about advances in tire treads.
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Goodyear's got
this new Aquatred.
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It's designed to shed water
twice as fast as a normal tire.
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It's something else.
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See?
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You'll be okay with CeeCee
while I'm gone?
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Plus, Grandma's here.
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And I can always lend a hand.
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Have you ever even held a baby?
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I've held an accordion.
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How different can it be?
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You don't squeeze a baby.
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Got it.
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"The Goodyear Regatta is
a long-wearing,
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"quiet-riding,
touring radial.
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It has a wide tread
for responsive handling."
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Are you reading her
a tire catalogue?
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It ain't about the story.
It's about the performance.
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Give me that little nugget.
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Come here.
Come here, baby.
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There you go.
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It's gonna be hard
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to be away from her.
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What about me?
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It's different.
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You already got teeth
and know how to walk.
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I am the whole package.
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It's kind of exciting,
your dad talking
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about me taking
over the store someday.
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Mm-hmm. You're gonna be
the tire king of Medford.
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Forget Medford. I'm gonna be
the tire king of Texas.
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And does the tire king of Texas
still live with my parents?
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Hell no.
He's got a giant house.
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Ooh. I like that.
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Oh, and a big old pool
in the shape of a tire.
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So a circle.
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Well... yeah.
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I can't wait
to meet the Hankook tire guys.
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Mm-hmm.
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I learned how to say "hi"
in Korean. Annyeong.
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How'd you learn that?
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Called Sheldon.
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He also taught me,
"Hwajangsilyi eodieya."
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What's that mean?
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Why does your brother
know Korean?
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Why does he know Klingon?
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I've learned not to ask.
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Listen, something
I got to tell you.
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Sure. What's up?
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You won't be meeting any Koreans
on this trip.
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Why not?
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We're not going
to the convention.
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Where we going?
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To a riverboat casino.
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I don't understand.
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Well, it's the same
as a regular casino,
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only it floats.
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So this whole trip's a lie?
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Not the whole trip.
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Just the part about the
convention and us going to it.
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Well, why'd you even invite me?
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Uh, I didn't invite you.
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What am I supposed
to tell Mandy?
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Just tell her that we went
to a tire convention.
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I don't want to lie to my wife.
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Oh, don't think
of it as a lie.
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Then what is it?
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It's more of a yarn, tall tale,
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you know, make-'em-ups.
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What?
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Look, just don't tell Mandy!
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All right? She'll tell Audrey,
and then I'm in for it.
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Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not
a good color on you.
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Look, you're making too
big a deal out of this.
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Okay? We're gonna
have a great time.
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Look, no one gets hurt,
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and we can talk
about tires all you want.
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Isn't that basically
what happens at a convention?
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No!
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Oh, how would you know?
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You ain't never been to one.
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(footsteps approaching)
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Ooh. What happened here?
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CeeCee and I had a disagreement
over lunch.
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I wanted it in her mouth,
she thought otherwise.
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You've got some banana
in your hair.
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Oh, no, that's from breakfast,
but thank you.
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Hey, when you're done,
would you like
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to go clothes shopping with me?
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Oh. What's the occasion?
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Well, the boys are out
having fun.
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Why shouldn't we?
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I don't know if I'd call
a tire convention fun.
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Oh, Amanda,
there's no tire convention.
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The boys are going
to a riverboat casino to gamble.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, your father
does this every year.
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He thinks I don't know.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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If you know he's lying,
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why aren't you calling him
on it?
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Well, I considered that,
but then I realized,
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I get a weekend to myself.
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And someday,
if we ever have a bad fight,
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I can use this to crush him.
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That is really sick.
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Thank you.
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Wait. Does Georgie know?
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No.
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No, he doesn't know.
He wouldn't lie to me like that.
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Well, maybe, maybe not.
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Oh, what happened
when you first met?
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Something about his age?
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That was different. He only lied
to have sex with me.
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How is that better?
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Didn't say better.
I said different.
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If I'm gonna do this, we got
to get our story straight.
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There were tires, we saw them,
the story is straight.
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What if Mandy asks
for more details?
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Well, that's the great thing
about tires.
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No one ever wants
to hear about 'em.
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It's not just about tires.
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Did we go to dinner
with any sales reps?
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Sure.
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Where'd they take us?
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What did we get?
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No one's gonna believe
you ordered a salad!
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It doesn't matter!
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She's gonna figure it out!
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Listen, I've been
doing this for ten years.
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Audrey has no idea.
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How long have you known?
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About ten years.
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Why didn't you tell me
before they left?
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I didn't want
to give up my weekend.
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(scoffs) Or did you want to see
if Georgie would lie to me?
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No, that's just gravy.
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Well, I'm sure
he's gonna tell me the truth.
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Exciting, isn't it?
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When he calls to check in,
I'm gonna tell him.
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You will not. Then your father
will know that I know.
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But you're also lying to him,
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because you know
he's lying to you.
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It's not lying
to let him think that I think
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his lie is the truth when
the truth is, I know it's a lie.
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Okay, I don't follow,
but I'm pretty sure I disagree!
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I have to say, I'm glad
you're uncomfortable
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lying to my daughter.
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I'm glad you're glad.
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Speaks well of you.
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I'm a heck of a guy.
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Listen, this
weekend's happening.
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You might as well have fun.
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Can I even get into a casino?
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I ain't 21.
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Oh, you're telling me Georgie
Cooper don't have a fake ID?
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You're starting
to get on my nerves.
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(laughs)
That's what I thought.
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What if I win money? Where do I
tell Mandy it came from?
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You don't tell her.
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So another lie.
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No, it...
it's the same lie.
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Just buy her something nice,
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she won't ask
where the money came from.
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Okay, I guess I can do this.
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We just need to nail down what
we ordered at the steakhouse.
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Oh, my God.
We had steaks!
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That's good. Steaks.
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I got to call Mandy.
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Well, I told her I would
when we got checked in.
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Fine, but just keep it
short and sweet.
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I don't about short, but lucky
for you, sweet comes natural.
245
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I wish you would've
let me buy you something.
246
00:10:04,513 --> 00:10:06,581
Well, I said
I liked that striped top.
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00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,917
I meant something
you looked good in.
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(phone rings)
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That might be Georgie.
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Do not tell him you know.
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Shh.
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Hello?
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Hey, just wanted to let
you know we made it.
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Good, good.
255
00:10:21,596 --> 00:10:22,964
How was the drive?
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Fine, fine.
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Great, great.
258
00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:29,671
Big day tomorrow?
259
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Yeah.
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I think
we're gonna turn in soon.
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Sure.
262
00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:35,944
Lot of meetings lined up?
263
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,613
Yeah, I think so.
264
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,448
I'm just following
your dad's lead.
265
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,984
Yeah, well, he has been
to so many of these,
266
00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:44,219
you're in good hands.
267
00:10:44,286 --> 00:10:47,188
Yep. Well-well,
give CeeCee a kiss for me.
268
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,757
You got it.
269
00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,593
I love you.
270
00:10:52,427 --> 00:10:54,563
I love you, too.
271
00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:58,366
You lying bastard!
272
00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,035
He didn't tell you?
273
00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:03,271
Oh, shut up.
274
00:11:03,338 --> 00:11:04,940
You know what'd be fun?
275
00:11:05,006 --> 00:11:07,275
Let's you and me go out
and have a drink.
276
00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:08,944
Uh, hello, I have a baby.
277
00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:12,279
I know, but Connor can watch
CeeCee for an hour or two.
278
00:11:12,347 --> 00:11:14,883
Uh...
279
00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:16,918
Fine.
280
00:11:16,985 --> 00:11:18,118
Great!
281
00:11:18,186 --> 00:11:20,188
We can tell people
we're sisters.
282
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,191
♪ ♪
283
00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:27,829
What's become of me?
284
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,532
(water running)
285
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,005
(playing music)
286
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,773
(music shuts off)
287
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,208
Hello?
288
00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:42,644
Hey, Connor, it's Georgie.
289
00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:43,712
Can I talk to Mandy?
290
00:11:43,778 --> 00:11:45,246
She went out with my mom.
291
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,948
Who's watchin' the baby?
292
00:11:47,015 --> 00:11:48,249
I am.
293
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,583
You know how to do that?
294
00:11:49,651 --> 00:11:51,620
No, but I'm learning on the job.
295
00:11:52,854 --> 00:11:55,357
Okay, well, keep in mind
that's the only kid I got.
296
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:59,227
Not to worry, we're having
a great time rocking out.
297
00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:00,729
I'll try again later.
298
00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:01,863
Bye.
299
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,467
Okay.
300
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:09,170
This is a song about me and you.
301
00:12:09,237 --> 00:12:11,406
♪ ♪
302
00:12:12,507 --> 00:12:14,342
♪ Now this right here's
a story ♪
303
00:12:14,409 --> 00:12:16,077
♪ About a baby and a man ♪
304
00:12:16,144 --> 00:12:18,346
♪ One day they got together ♪
305
00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,715
♪ And decided to form a band ♪
306
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,153
♪ Now the baby didn't do much ♪
307
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,555
♪ And the man wrote
all the songs ♪
308
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,557
♪ But it didn't seem to matter ♪
309
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,827
♪ With how well they got along ♪
310
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,999
♪ Baby-man, baby-man ♪
311
00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:40,502
♪ One member is a baby ♪
312
00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:43,571
♪ And the other is a man ♪
313
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:47,409
♪ Baby-man, baby-man ♪
314
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,744
♪ Believe me
you will never see ♪
315
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,682
♪ A spectacle so grand. ♪
316
00:12:57,752 --> 00:12:59,387
(country music playing)
317
00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:00,689
You know, in all these years
318
00:13:00,755 --> 00:13:02,757
I don't think we've ever had
a drink together.
319
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,459
Well, I used to steal
out of your liquor cabinet.
320
00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,027
Does that count?
321
00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:08,630
You know what I mean.
322
00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:11,566
I don't think I've ever seen
you drink a beer before.
323
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:13,968
Mm, you didn't know me
in high school.
324
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:18,306
Oh, really, were you the
bad girl at the sock hop?
325
00:13:19,441 --> 00:13:21,676
Don't make fun of sock hops.
326
00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:24,412
I had my first kiss
at the sock hop.
327
00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:26,648
Ooh, in the backseat of a car?
328
00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:28,216
No, in the front seat.
329
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:29,884
I was a good girl.
330
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,055
Hey, can I ask you
a serious question?
331
00:13:34,122 --> 00:13:35,156
Of course.
332
00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:36,424
Are you and Dad okay?
333
00:13:36,491 --> 00:13:38,660
What do you mean?
334
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:40,862
Well, you're lying, he's lying.
335
00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:42,597
That doesn't concern you?
336
00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:44,733
Oh, no, we're fine.
337
00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:46,735
Okay, if you say so.
338
00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:48,870
Are you really worried
about us?
339
00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:50,972
Or is this
about you and Georgie?
340
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,242
Um, I don't know,
I guess a little of both.
341
00:13:56,177 --> 00:13:58,947
You know I haven't always been
his biggest fan,
342
00:13:59,013 --> 00:14:01,149
but I have to admit
343
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,184
he's a good husband.
344
00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:05,620
Wow.
345
00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:07,388
I like half-a-beer Audrey.
346
00:14:08,656 --> 00:14:09,958
Enjoy it.
347
00:14:10,024 --> 00:14:12,627
Full-beer Audrey
might dance on the bar.
348
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,331
Can we get
another round?
349
00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:18,733
What ya thinking?
350
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,735
Hold 'em, blackjack,
craps?
351
00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:22,804
Doesn't matter,
whatever you want.
352
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:24,739
Oh, quit your moping.
353
00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:26,941
I ain't moping, I'm fretting.
354
00:14:28,109 --> 00:14:29,244
What's the difference?
355
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,079
"Moping" is sad about yesterday.
356
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:32,814
"Fretting" is sad
about tomorrow.
357
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,250
That's heavy.
358
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:37,519
I just can't help wondering
if this is how my marriage
359
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,187
is gonna be in 30 years.
360
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,655
If you're lucky.
361
00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:41,790
How is this lucky?
362
00:14:41,856 --> 00:14:43,825
Ah, 30 years is a
good run.
363
00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,794
Lot of folks
end up divorced.
364
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,796
Yeah, 'cause they lie
to each other.
365
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,732
Hey, when you been
with someone that long,
366
00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:52,833
it's nice to have
a little secret now and then.
367
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:55,436
You trying to convince
me or you?
368
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,138
I'm trying to have some fun,
but I got
369
00:14:57,205 --> 00:14:59,841
the world's oldest
teenager dragging me down.
370
00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:04,145
What do you think
Mrs. McAllister's secrets are?
371
00:15:04,212 --> 00:15:05,780
Hey, I don't know.
372
00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:07,115
I don't want to know.
373
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,450
Oh, I bet she's got
some doozies.
374
00:15:10,251 --> 00:15:11,653
Stealing from the store.
375
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:14,589
Sleepin' with the mailman.
376
00:15:14,656 --> 00:15:16,124
You don't like thinking
about that, do ya?
377
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:17,725
No.
378
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,795
Okay, careful,
careful, careful.
379
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:23,498
Hey!
380
00:15:23,565 --> 00:15:24,699
What's wrong with her?
381
00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:27,035
Oh, she had
a couple beers.
382
00:15:27,101 --> 00:15:28,903
I had a couple beers.
383
00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:31,873
And a couple shots.
384
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,908
Tequila!
385
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,645
Is everything okay with CeeCee?
386
00:15:37,712 --> 00:15:38,780
Sound asleep.
387
00:15:38,847 --> 00:15:40,748
Oh, we need to
find you a girl
388
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:44,185
so you can have
your own babies.
389
00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:47,021
When are you gonna have more?
390
00:15:48,122 --> 00:15:49,991
You're not getting any younger.
391
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:54,229
All right, all right,
let's get you to bed.
392
00:15:54,295 --> 00:15:56,531
Ooh. Okay.
393
00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:57,866
Where are my shoes?
394
00:15:57,932 --> 00:15:59,968
That is a wonderful question.
395
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,270
I like those shoes.
396
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,105
Uh-huh.
397
00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,208
(keys jangle)
398
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:09,209
Where'd you learn to play
blackjack like that?
399
00:16:09,277 --> 00:16:11,012
My meemaw taught me.
400
00:16:11,946 --> 00:16:13,948
Well, that figures.
401
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,316
How much you up?
402
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,852
She also taught me to never
answer that question.
403
00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:20,655
Aw, come on,
I'll tell you how I did.
404
00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:21,890
I watched you play.
405
00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:23,424
I know how you did.
406
00:16:23,491 --> 00:16:25,560
Yeah, well...
407
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:27,629
I'll make it back tomorrow.
408
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,332
Not if you keep hittin' on a 12
when the dealer shows a six.
409
00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:33,701
I had a feeling.
410
00:16:33,768 --> 00:16:36,104
(phone ringing)
411
00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:37,906
Oh, this can't be good.
412
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,342
Hello?
413
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,511
Hello, Jim.
414
00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:45,980
Audrey?
415
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,283
Are you convention-ing?
416
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:50,285
(laughing)
417
00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:52,987
Uh, we were sleeping.
418
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:53,988
Something wrong?
419
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,456
Shh. You okay?
420
00:16:55,523 --> 00:16:56,758
I'm great.
421
00:16:56,824 --> 00:16:58,159
Really great.
422
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,394
Great.
423
00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:01,195
And you're great.
424
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,898
Okay.
425
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,300
I think she's drunk.
426
00:17:05,366 --> 00:17:06,901
Is that Georgie?
427
00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:08,503
Hi, Georgie!
428
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,871
She's drunk.
429
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,873
Me and Mandy went out drinking!
430
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,443
Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
431
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,079
I don't know where my shoes are.
432
00:17:19,147 --> 00:17:21,149
Oh, I'm sure
they'll turn up.
433
00:17:21,215 --> 00:17:22,717
Okay. (chuckles)
434
00:17:22,784 --> 00:17:23,918
Tell Georgie
435
00:17:23,985 --> 00:17:25,553
I said hi.
436
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:27,789
Will do.
437
00:17:27,854 --> 00:17:30,525
Good night, sexy man.
438
00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:33,560
Good night...
439
00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:36,431
...you.
440
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:38,866
You think they're onto us?
441
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,635
Ah, she would've said
something.
442
00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:42,370
All right, well,
I'm gonna turn in.
443
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,740
Sure. Wouldn't want to stay up
too late and have fun.
444
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,877
Mr. McAllister.
445
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,981
No disrespect, but I'm seriously
questioning you as a role model.
446
00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:56,117
That's understandable.
447
00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:03,921
(door opens)
448
00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:04,989
(quietly): Remember
what we talked about.
449
00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:05,990
Got it.
450
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:06,891
You cool?
451
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:07,992
I'm cool.
452
00:18:08,059 --> 00:18:09,160
Try smiling.
453
00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:10,995
JIM: Hey!
454
00:18:11,062 --> 00:18:13,397
AUDREY: Hey!
455
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:14,865
How was the convention?
456
00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:16,367
Best one yet.
457
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:19,203
Korean sales rep
took us out to a steakhouse.
458
00:18:20,504 --> 00:18:21,405
We had steaks.
459
00:18:22,506 --> 00:18:23,874
Yum.
460
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:25,876
How 'bout you gals?
461
00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:27,011
Sounds like
you had a night.
462
00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:28,779
What do you mean?
463
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,915
Well, you called me
drunk off your ass.
464
00:18:32,683 --> 00:18:33,751
No, I didn't.
465
00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:35,453
Seriously? You don't remember?
466
00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:37,355
Jim, I'd remember
if I called you.
467
00:18:37,421 --> 00:18:38,389
Okay.
468
00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:39,790
Okay.
469
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,294
Ever find your shoes?
470
00:18:43,361 --> 00:18:45,896
Oh, my God, I called you.
471
00:18:47,465 --> 00:18:48,399
So, I hope
it wasn't all work.
472
00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:49,600
I hope you had a little fun.
473
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,369
Well, you know me.
474
00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:52,570
Work is fun.
475
00:18:52,637 --> 00:18:53,938
Mm.
476
00:18:54,005 --> 00:18:56,007
Here, check it out.
I got you something.
477
00:18:56,073 --> 00:18:57,308
(gasps)
Oh, my God.
478
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,310
Diamond earrings.
Are these real?
479
00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:00,978
'Course they're real.
480
00:19:01,045 --> 00:19:03,080
How can you afford these?
481
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,182
(stammering)
Your dad gave me a raise.
482
00:19:07,485 --> 00:19:09,086
Sure did!
483
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,290
Did you get me
anything, honey?
484
00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:13,858
Oh, you don't remember?
485
00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:15,593
I told you on the phone I
was gonna get you something.
486
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,128
You told me not to.
487
00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:20,998
You were very firm about it.
488
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:23,934
Okay, I'm gonna unpack
and hit the shower.
489
00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:25,569
Me, too. Missed you
490
00:19:25,636 --> 00:19:27,905
like crazy.
491
00:19:27,972 --> 00:19:29,340
(chuckles softly)
492
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,310
(sighs)
493
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:34,378
I got diamonds. You got squat.
494
00:19:36,781 --> 00:19:39,250
(country music playing)
495
00:19:43,154 --> 00:19:44,822
Excuse me.
496
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:48,858
Did anyone happen to
find a pair of shoes?
497
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,128
Oh, yeah. Welcome back.
498
00:19:52,563 --> 00:19:54,398
Here you go.
499
00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:55,333
Thank you.
500
00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:56,733
Hang on.
501
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,537
You want the bra, too?
502
00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,809
(chuckles nervously)
503
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,944
That's not mine! (scoffs)
504
00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:19,975
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